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.4" Children of Dune, Leto began the process which would lead to a "Golden Path" for mankind, while robbing Leto of his own humanity. The events in God Emperor of Dune take place more than J,5W years after Leto's ascension to the throne. In the millennium that have passed, Leto has evolved into a version of the now extinct gi sandwonms that were the source of melange. Arrakis has evolved from a desert world into a watered, forest world. The universe has ceased its upheavals Lord Leto II God Emperor of Duue to settle into a sleepy peace trugouwt most of the galaxy. However, one's own as during the days of the pax IRomana, events destiny - Leto himself yearns for a few surprises and the clean, crisp consistency in Asimov'sP might be peaceful on the outside, while at the core they in his life - but he still keeps his subjects under tight control series. At times, Herbert's taels so that leave the seethe and sizzle. So it is with Leto's peace. the future of mankind will be assured and his own talizing murkiness and bemnue simply sacrifice will mud Although the great mass of mankind lives in tranquility, not be in vain, Characters are introduced guad then dropped there are As with scattered rebels atemptdasassinations and all the Dune books, there is a heavy useof obscure planation. Questions re id, ly to be a brutal murders by Letos own hands. inysticism, particulasiy froms the mouth of Lato: "I give you most obscure reference a new It seems that not everyone is pleased with Leto's Colden kind of time without parallel. It will always diverge. But with all its Path. There will faults, Cd eperor of Dune which, though it may lead to a calm for the greater be 0 concurrent points ob its curves. I give you please avid Dune readers. part of humanity, also the Coldeft Path. Never again leads to certain stagnation of the will you have the kinds of So, for another mind. To compete with a God Emperor who cmnurn e that you once had- whif of te 0ng sands of D s can see into the a copy of God Emperor future is all but impossible, but certain individuals efftsp t if you've nv chins to transported yournef to thep0*Asrrakis, Leto would attempt to chooM their own paths,.a best toa awurA.- imIbkt k upTo&ie, or even n Asinm . Te Dune beginning with Dune andwwl uw f orwardto

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01 - PW* I 'Ac - -~-~I -. -.11- IN IvI Adler Plaza tiogyia iesvil Moii ~LLL -1. "Nor" tnc. glasses ready when you go to the ." list of woes up. And each handles them !W Waitresses I feel a tug at my arm. It's another table of different ways. - they're not even in my section - manda Schloesser isn't a UF continued from page one four ordering four more drinks. student. She works as a cocktail "A gin and tonic," says a young woman waitress at Lillian's for a living and fast-paced Saturday night. Any glamorous pointing to herself. "And a Marguerita, supplements her income by working at notions I had about waitressing in a bar were without salt, a Coors light, and a Stroh's Wilson's department store in the Oaks Mall a quickly dispelled, and I developed a new- Lite, in the bottle," she says pointing to her couple times a week. found respect for the women who earn their companion. She speaks of her 2 1/2 years at Lillian's living waiting tables. I rushed back to the bar, putting the drinks with ease, and talks of the people she works a little padto add ask her how much It's hard work. with the faces. I pulled out with as family. But just up the prices, only to turn on a good night, and hen Ireturned with the bottle around and step money she makes in tips W of on one and waitress' foot. She tried not to grab she won't say anything except that the tips received the money for it, her foot in pain, but rolled her eyes and he was complaining are "real good. that the brew turned around instead. I apologized "I wouldn't work here if I wasn't making was too warm. "I'll give you a warm beer," I profusely. money," the 27-year-old replied matter-of- thought sarcastically, while trying to figure Then I spotted him. I'd forgotten about the factly. out painful ways to administer the substance. young, mustachioed gentleman who had She wears her long, light-brown hair down But I kept a sweet smile on my face and said asked me if I were married. He even asked me and parted on the side. Because Lillian's I'd see what I could do. to go out with him after I got off work in waitresses don't wear uniforms, Amanda A wai*u -at The Islands "A cold glass maybe?" I suggested, to front of a woman he appeared to be with. I came to work in a black Danskin, a pair of which he grumbled and nodded hissead. smiled sympathetically at her, and politely tan-colored pants and some Dr. Scholls' prepar*s drink garnish Harry, the bartender and part-owner of told him that I got off work far too late for shoes. anothf Whiskey River, had already told me there him. And for thoseewho asked if I were on the an older, more idails said, adding " Lillian's attracts cas-wee anythg except was no such thing as a cold glass. menu, I had a curt "no" waiting.- established crowd, Amanda said, so the tips jeans, The s When an older, drunker customer had Dealing with the overzealous advances of are probably a lot better than the 10 a popular pla asked for a cold container a few minutes inebriated customers, however, was not my Laura SAas she chopped s~ establishments that primarily attract college before earlier, Harry simply took a glass off the biggest problem. Nor was it the most serIous students. ft:m**d started co* shelf and had swished it in the ice chest for Islands M et received a hazard for the waitresses I talked to at The In fact, Amanda says there've been nights few minutes. Islands, Lillian's Music Store, Dub's Steer when she's come to work in a bad mood and appllca~esso aitressingiA "There you go," Harry said with a sar- Room or Whiskey River. was surprised that people still tipped her a done of the few places that c-7 castic smile, "a cold glass." Those are situations a good cocktail in large crowds she added. sizeable sum. On a good But there was no time to worry about a waitress can handle - with a little help from But the one thing that bothers Amanda is night Laura says cold gloss for the grumpy -man in the bouncers and ticket-takers. anywhes fres $40 to $50 4I that sometimes her customers take her for her own, personal back room. The older, drunker customer in The biggest problem is having to granted. "The most frustrating thing is the bank, - the front was asking for another round for remember what each person is drinking feeling you get when people don't appreciate course, 15 percent of the himself and his three comrades in without writing it down, and being able to what you're doing for them." mahe goat to the bartender, inebriation. mentally add and subtract the prices in the They don't appreciate the fact that "Don't forget about the cold glass," he few seconds before you approach the bar- Amanda and other waitresses at Lillian's But fkwas ttractive as the said repeatedly as I tried to take their order tender for your drinks. in at 4:30 to wipe the glass behsgreags-leWofextra must come The hlisth perform that and clean their table of the soggy napkins It's knowing what glass goes with what windows and pictures and keep the andempty glasses from the previous round. drink, and how much that drink costs at the bathrooms clean. They don't appreciate that At that point, his wife launched into a drop of a dime. the waitress hasnto forge her way through a For . l; Island waitsq tirade about how watery her Bloody Mary It's the ability to be courteous to customers mass of people on a crowded night without up the and had been and "could the bartender put in even when the thick smoke is irritating your spilling her tray - oer ttheyi in some more tomato juice?" Their other two sometimes even cutting eyes, and the loud band is making you yell at through dancers on Lillian's small dance for companions put in their requests for a rum the top of your lungs. and Coke and an Anaretto on the rocks. floor - just to get an order of drinks to some - n at And it's the patience needed to deal with customers. Let's seethat's $1.50 for the bottled beer, the customers who constantly complain "You never put up with bullshit," Amanda for the bar brand - $1.50 and "You've got about your service, their drink or whatever said, adding the a to have your shit together when you order that if waitresses have any else occurs to them. problems with customers they simply tell the fruit that eg your drinks," I heard another waitress say. These are the problems I had and most of doorman or one of the , and they - tbat go too* "You have to have your money cat amd the oitsM I lwr to brought the take care of it, anvd The its I Besides, there's no reason to put up with 'S mgr sorequires entae4 any bullshit. "You give really good service, order dw in a d"ca and if you don't, they don't tip you," she said up appeast eaprtender.l7 simply. ap tupel asWa fint folleti "If you get real frustrated or irritated, you gin.owboi& owh by 2! just give them a look and they know." *.Sm&*6*Z&pen (to tainj But when tension with a customer gets WIt** It w a lot better unbearable, you just go over to the bar and ordWe d WUthmra said. give one of the bartenders a look and they At thdvp&4* nght,W the g know, Amanda said. This helps a lot. up A 60, *'bbip wipe f Lillian's offers four types of , pick up eftientand collecr several types of , and double Ofofetw wAVAempty jA drinks. So after the waitress takes an order, be Everyby she must go to the bar and tell the bartender ad by the type of glass and then the type of drink. week . on a There are highball glasses that go with outi scotch, fat glasses that go with the gins and giti-the cus# tonics, footed glasses that serve whiskey sours, straight-up glasses that hold martinis wb9 and rocks glasses that also hold scotches. IA ~et a se That's Lillian's. Other establishments may lausg a my do things differently. and To remember what each drink is, Amanda guaA 7 simply puts her drinks on her tray in the custoIDS5 order that she called them to the bartender. aitresiW, After almost three years of cocktail stress a waitressing, Amanda seems to have an hey Bn answer for any situation that might arise. help urity If an intoxicated customer asks you out ,Leti other say you have a boyfriend or you lie," itutl in thel Amanda said. And as far as getting pinched and get p grabbed, she says that that's not a Y's pin problem at Lillian's. line of What does her boyfriend think of her out that profession? He's a bartender for Uncle's- rake it. Brownstone restaurant in the Oaks Mall,so, you am he understands, If she said. theyl you say I wa than Lillian's. Not only bidoes different it serve is kept he Islands is a little 'hf p a predominantly college crowd, but t ou doolt thQP'J it can also serve up to 950 people.-Lillian'sC nae ira sai4t hits capacity at 90 people. LuuJ agreedA Thus, the situations are somewhat dif-s wd twq"', ferent. Just ask Laura Fogan. She's been cocktail waitressing at The Islands ever since it opened last Septenber. She can easily remember the dsys when lines wrapped around the West h*iiY Avenue establishsant, Wsl* r she can seeslI many timnlswhe'ud have to fight to make her way through the rewd with a full tray. 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