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Letter Blitz Magazine: Telephone: 02 9385 7715 Fax: 02 9313 8626 Address: PO Box 173, Kingsford 2032 by Rob Gascoigne Level 1, Blockhouse, Lower Campus [email protected] ust in case you’ve been living under a Web: www.source.unsw.edu.au rock (I’m not judging, live where you want to live), Thursday of this week Blitz Advertising: is Oktoberfest. I know we always say Advertising Artwork 12 days prior to Jthat it’s ‘one of’ the biggest campus parties publication. Bookings 20 days prior to The Biggest Festival in the country, but to be honest I can’t think publication. Rates and enquiries should of one bigger. Maybe Conception Day at be directed to Charlotte O’Brien in the World 6 Macquarie but that’s barred to all non-Club Phone: 9385 7331 Mac students now, so I think that, if there Email: [email protected] was doubt before, Oktoberfest has taken Contributions: UNSW Source Notice pole position. Granted, that conclusion Letters, articles, photos and other wasn’t reached very scientifically. printable matter are welcome. Please of General Meeting 10 Anyway, it’s pretty bloody big. The crowd contact the editor to discuss suitability. easily exceeds 5,000 and is generally about Publisher: 8,000. And it’s easy to see why. The music’s Explanatory Meeting 11 Blitz is published each Monday of great (this year there are over 20 acts session by UNSW Source. – including the wonderful kids of Sparkadia (one of my fave local acts) – all split over five The views expressed herein are not stages), the crowd’s great and the beer flows necessarily the views of UNSW Source, freely. unless as expressly stated. UNSW Source accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of In fact, the beer can flow too freely. As any of the opinions or information contained a warning to the uninitiated, I mention in this issue of Blitz. Any complaints should my experience at Oktoberfest in 2002. I be addressed to the Communications wound up spending the night on a bus Manager, PO Box 173, Kingsford 2032 stop bench in Lane Cove after enjoying too much refreshment. There was also some… Printing: unpleasantness at a train station between Printed by Agency, Seven Hills. It’s Hip not to be Square 18 myself, a good friend of mine and her then Rates and Enquiries should be directed to boyfriend. So, just take it easy on Thursday. 8825 8900. The night air is cold and bus stop benches President’s Report 4 are hard. And cold. Blitz Team 2006: Editor: Rob Gascoigne But don’t be put off having a good time. Reporters: Alex Serpo, Flick Strong Snapshot 8 Oktoberfest is a tradition at UNSW. In fact, Designer: Jason Treanor I think they withdraw Youth Allowance if you Infusion Interview 9 don’t go but that could be a rumour. There’s Cover Design: Jason Treanor also a rumour that I started the rumour but Communications Manager: What’s On 12 I admit nothing. Marina Spurgin, 02 9385 7731 To commemorate the time honoured tradition Advertising & Sponsorship Coordinator: Comics 15 of Oktoberfest, Flick and Alex have delved Charlotte O’Brien into the history of two sacred institutions. 02 9385 7331 Flick has gone through the history of the Puzzles 16 Roundhouse, providing Uni students with Marketing Manager: treasured memories and sore heads since Donna Wiemann Anti-Poverty Week 17 1961. Alex has tracked down the history of the German festival and the great affection Reviews 20 the German people hold for alcohol. I love the story of Rothenburg and Count Tilly. The clock that reenacts that blessed event Jovial Germany 21 is actually one of my favourite memories of Germany. If ever you get the chance, track DIY Dirndls 21 that gorgeous little toy town down. Have a great Thursday night. Classifieds22

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This year’s event promises to be But the party begins before by visiting the Source’s website as exciting as ever. It will officially Thursday. The Source’s www.source.unsw.edu.au or start at 4pm, but the Unibar will Hypesmiths will be promoting going to the Zippy’s stores in the certainly be open earlier for those the event all this week, giving Blockhouse or CLB, the Arcade who wish to kick off beforehand. out cool sun visors and shot store (up in Mathew’s Arcade) or There will be five stages and glasses. Also, prizes in all of the Quad store (next to the Quad eight bars spread over the whole the Roundhouse’s activities will Food Court and Colonnade). Roundhouse, front and back have Oktoberfest themed prizes Beer Gardens, Squarehouse like Sauerkraut and pretzels. Next week, I will have another Guten Tag! and between Roundhouse and update for everyone on UNSW’s Blockhouse areas. This almost The best thing of all is it’s FREE VSU planning process. As you probably have trebles the capacity of the venue, for UNSW Source Members – guessed, the Source’s annual Enjoy Oktoberfest! which is lucky, because with non-UNSW students are welcome Oktoberfest party is on this extra bars, extra stages and extra to come as well but they will have Kate Bartlett week. Now in its Twenty-Sixth headlining bands, the Oktoberfest to pay a small entry fee. So get Source President year, Oktoberfest is UNSW’s party needs all the extra space it your beer-drinking-kransky-eating largest party and, along with can get! ready – you’ll need them events like Macquarie Uni’s this Thursday from 4pm! Conception Day and UNSW’s Performers will include Infusion, Another cool offer at the moment Foundation Day, one of the Bang Gang DJ’s, DJ Peril, Nick is the Morning Herald’s largest annual parties in Toth, Coda, , Hyjak N 2007 Tertiary Card. For $20 you the country. In fact, I was Torcha, 78 Saab, Entropic and get the SMH delivered to one attending Oktoberfest parties Cadell. This awesome mixture of hip-hop, R&B, funky breaks and of the UNSW campus outlets at UNSW, before I was even a every day and to your home on student at UNSW! more means that over 5000 people attend each year. weekends for the entirety of 2007. You can purchase the card online

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Oktoberfest is the world’s biggest festival. Beginning almost 200 years ago, today it is celebrated in more than twenty countries, from Munich to Brazil to . In fact, UNSW celebrates its Twenty-Sixth Oktoberfest this Thursday. Alex Serpo brings you the inside information on the world’s biggest party.

t seems the Germans have great respect The wedding was so popular that Oktoberfest traditions. The most obvious of which is beer for those who can drink. In the town of became a yearly tradition involving horse (or ‘bier’). Oktoberfest is a beer appreciation Rothenburg ob der Tauber, there is a races and festivities. The Oktoberfest tradition event and has always been linked to breweries. clock tower which every day re-enacts the continued relentlessly afterwards, growing Germany even has its own law pertaining to Ihistoric occasion on which drinking saved the year after year. It was only cancelled four beer - the Beer Purity Law - dating back to town. In 1631, the town was under siege from times in the next hundred years. In 1813 1516. It states that beer drunk in Germany can the Imperial forces of Count Tilly, a General it had to be cancelled because Napoleon only be made from barley malt, hops and water; commanding the Holy Roman Emperor’s turned up with a large group of unwanted the traditional ingredients. However, export forces. After smashing the town’s defenses, French soldiers intending to spoil the party. beer contains, rice, corn, spices and even fruit. Tilly told the terrified townspeople that he The festival was later cancelled due to a would spare the town only if someone could rather vicious outbreak of Cholera, and The Oktoberfest food consumed with the beer drink a tankard (containing six pints) of wine a little thing called World War Two. is heavy and hearty, traditionally including many in one draught. That’s three and a half litres types of roast meat. Whole roast oxen are eaten of wine in a single chug; about four and a So, excluding the return of Napoleon, a Cholera (88 whole oxen were roasted in 2005) along half full standard wine bottles. Brave Mayor outbreak and World War Three, Oktoberfest with roast chicken (459,279 eaten in 2005). Nusch completed the challenge successfully. will continue. It was at Oktoberfest that the Of course, there are also German sausages Tilly was amazed and the city was saved. first beer kegs were ever used. Every year, and cheese. It’s a mammoth festival and Oktoberfest begins with the tapping of the beer there’s plenty to keep patrons there for days. It’s easy to understand why, when you’ve Kegs. The mayor of Munich taps the first keg seen the life-saving potential of booze, you crying ‘O’zapft is’, meaning ‘It’s tapped!’ Other The great reputation of Oktoberfest, and the would build a festival around it. In fact, the useful phrases include ‘Gaudi’ meaning great sheer size of the festival meant that, since biggest drinking festival in the world is held fun and ‘mass’ meaning not a religious sermon the 1960s, the celebration has slowly been annually in Germany. Oktoberfest is officially but one litre of beer. Isn’t German great? In fact, spreading across the world. Today, there are the largest people’s fair in the world. there are even Oktoberfest specific phrases, Oktoberfests across the globe: in the US, one of which is ‘Bierleichen’. It literally means Canda, South America, all across Europe It all began with a wedding. In 1810 in Munich, ‘beer corpses’, a reference to what happens and of course in Australia and New Zealand. a town in Bavaria, Germany, King Ludwig I to young participants who overestimate the In fact, the second biggest Oktoberfest wanted to marry his true love, Princess amount of beer they can consume. There (after Munich) is in Blumenau, in the south Therese. Actually, she wasn’t his true love at all, is a medical tent every year specifically for of Brazil. Oktoberfest is also a popular he had several mistresses and a country house treating and containing these alcohol zombies celebration on two great university campuses. full of nude paintings they called the ‘gallery of who rise from the dead to vomit on patrons. Harvard celebrates it, as does UNSW. beauties’. But, regardless, Ludwig held a giant festival to celebrate the wedding in a field with Aside from the beer zombies, there are a UNSW’s Oktoberfest is now in its Twenty-Sixth drinking, horse races and much festivity. number of famously enjoyable Oktoberfest year. Previous years have been huge, featuring

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such acts such as Hermitude and Deepchild. This year’s Oktoberfest is as big as ever with five stages and over 20 acts, including: The Bang Gang DJ’s, local heroes 78 SAAB, Nick Toth, Coda, Infusion and Entropic, all spread over five stages. It’s the perfect chance to see some of the best in Australian music. The Gang Bang DJ’s are led by premiere Sydney DJ Ajax. Ministry of Sound described the act as ‘the dirtiest, skankiest, and downright sexiest twisted electro you’re ever likely to hear’. Entropic is a four piece, formed in 2002, specialising in everything electronic. With three under their belt, Entropic have been turning heads with their unique approach to dance floor music. Coda has been likened to Air or Groove Armada. They bring a unique blend of strings and electronica. After releasing three albums and playing the and the Peats Ridge Festival, Coda has become a local institution. It’s going to be a huge night of unstoppable fun. The UNSW Oktoberfest staff are prepared for the party of the year. Don’t miss it. When Oktoberfest is the biggest party in the world, why be anywhere else?

Oktoberfest will be held in the Roundhouse October 19 (this Thursday) from 4pm. There will be eight bars, five stages and more than 20 performers, covering dance, rock, hip hop and R ‘n’ B. Be there between 4pm and 6pm for your chance to win a $500 ANZ bank account. The first 200 entrants will receive free movie prizes. Entry is free for UNSW Source members. Student tickets are $15 and non-student tickets are $25. Blitz Magazine  This Thursday, 78 Saab, one So, did you meet during Uni? You have been described as a cross Or were you mates beforehand? between REM, Neil Young and The Rolling of Australia’s most enduring We all met at Uni. We are from all over the Stones. What is it about your music that indie rock bands, plays at country so Canberra was the obvious choice resembles these other bands? the Roundhouse’s massive to further our minds. Maybe we didn’t get the They are just three bands that we love that we marks to get into UNSW. I can’t quite remember. think write classic timeless tunes. We try and Oktoberfest party. They do the same. will be performing on the What courses were you doing at Uni? Like everyone that goes to Uni to avoid Are those bands your major Front Beergarden Stage, joining the real world, I was doing a BA. influence in your music? Those three bands – and, especially for me, along with Entropic and Why did you start the band? Neil Young - are ones that we keep coming Was it for fame, fortune or girls? Coda. Flick Strong spoke back to time and time again. I saw Neil Young We all shared a common love of Teenage Fan to guitarist Jake Andrews last time he came and he absolutely killed it. Club, The Posies, Neil Young and getting high. about cars and influences. If I am half that cool when I am pushing sixty I What are the advantages/disadvantages am gonna go back to Uni and finish my degree. Why did you choose the name 78 of starting a band during Uni? What’s the largest audience you’ve Being in a band makes you cooler than everyone Saab? What’s the significance? played in front of? else; no one wants to hear about the polar ice The Saab 99 Em5 was hailed by the world’s The festivals are always good for sheer numbers. caps melting at alarming rates. automotive press as a true sports sedan, in 2004 was pretty massive. combining handling and performance, with excellent seating comfort and lots of passenger What is the weirdest thing you’ve room. Ben owned one whilst we were at Uni ever seen at a gig? and he loved it very much. Anyway, we entered We have certainly toured a hell of a lot. Only a band competition [at Uni] and we had about God and Richard Gere know exactly how much. three hours to come up with a name. ‘78 Saab’ Our favourite city would have to be the Gold got thrown in the ring and for better or worse Coast. The gigs there are performed atrociously, we’ve stuck with that name.” Roundhouse October 19 without exception, and hardly any one shows up (this Thursday) from 4pm. but there is something so surreal and artificial about the place that you’ve got to love it. There will be eight bars, five stages and more than 20 performers, covering Dance, Rock, Hip Hop and R‘n’B. for UNSW Source members. free Student tickets are $15  Blitz Magazine and non-student tickets are $25. Infusion: Ready to Rock Oktoberfest Infusion is one of Australia’s premier dance music acts. With a string of awards and a hell of a lot of talent, the band is fast becoming one of Australia’s most popular music exports. Best of all for us, the trio is bringing its explosive sounds to the Roundhouse for Oktoberfest. Associate Reporter Jonathan Seidler spoke to Jamie Stevens about what’s in store for Thursday.

adies and Gentleman, meet Infusion, (see: ‘World’s biggest music festival’), and It’s a pity Jamie isn’t a teenage girl; they’d kill for the most underexposed yet they’ve packed out a swag of ace UK clubs, that kind of thing. In fact, he’s already proposing over-talented electronic group like Fabric and Renaissance, along the way. a website for girls and clothes that Justin rejects Australia has seen in the last decade. Infusion has seen every kind of venue there is. - “We’ll call it ‘www.JThatesme.com’”. Good to LA couple of boys from Wollongong (who have see that if the music ever fails them, Infusion since relocated to uber-trendy Melbourne), The band aren’t just a great live show. They’re already have a business plan in motion. Infusion is set to blow the roof off Oktoberfest, just as impressive on plastic, featuring on every one of Australia’s biggest campus parties. dance music compilation on the planet. Widely Given that Infusion is such a major act on the Given that decks man Jamie Stevens finished sought for remixes, they’ve put their own spin Australian (and indeed, the World) arena, will his degree at UNSW and that Infusion has on tunes by up and coming Aussie indie acts, it be weird for them to come back and play previously headlined for an infamous end of as well as rock deities New Order and The Cure. a UNSW party? “Not at all!” Jamie exclaims, O-Week party, this is set to be a triumphant They even contributed to the soundtrack to “We’re much more comfortable around psyched homecoming for the trio who have received a Playstation 2 Game! “Production is a pretty up teenagers than grumpy foreigners.” It should accolades that match those of rock supergroups important part of our work,” Jamie explains be one cracker of a night, and since Source like and . “We just ask if [Sony BMG] can leave it to us, members get in for nicks, it’ll be the dance and then we’ll show them the best stuff we’ve party to end all dance parties. “Bring it on, we’re Having won three ARIAS for their previous effort got”. Way to make your own contract, boys. ready to put on a great show!” This is Sydney’s 6 Feet Above Yesterday, a trunkful of Australian last peek at Infusion before they go away into Dance Music Awards and a hell of a lot of music Signed to a behemoth like Sony BMG, Infusion production for their next tour de force, due out industry cred in the process, the boys return has had some pretty whacked out experiences, early next year. The new album will blow your to Australia after an intense recording stint especially as regards major player Justin mind; at least the guys think so. “It sounds overseas putting together their new album. Timberlake. Jamie suggests that its probably great” says Jamie. Believe the hype, then. With such a pedigree, it’s likely that the new artists like JT who get “in shit” if their songs don’t album’s going to be amazing, but it’s only early line up with the prevalent pop phenomenon. days yet. “We’ve got 25 tracks” explains Jamie “But I guess he got Timbaland [producer sheepishly, “so maybe we’ll go for a bloated extraordinaire who has written every chart- double album”. Foo Fighters, watch your backs. topping R&B hit for the last six years], so he’ll be alright…” he chuckles mischievously. Besides, Infusion will be playing on the Back Beergarden And a big UNSW rave isn’t exactly the most Jamie could be JT in a second anyway, as he Stage at Thursday night’s Oktoberfest party prestigious gig they’ve played either (though tells me during the interview that he gets the in the Roundhouse, along with DJ Peril, Jamie professes “Uni parties are always mad superstar’s leftover clothes which he discards Murph n Plutonic and more. Entry is free fun, everyone’s smashed and we have a in every city he plays a show. “We’re kind of the for UNSW Source members. Student tickets great time”). They’ve played some astounding same size” he explains “So I guess it makes are $15 and non-student tickets are $25. venues, from the Big Day Out to Glastonbury sense for me to get all his really expensive gear!”

Blitz Magazine  The University of Union trading as UNSW Source 16 October 2006 Notice of General Meeting

Notice is hereby given that a General Meeting of the (iv) Upon a resolution to wind up and dissolve the Union University of New South Wales Union, trading as Source coming into effect the Board shall proceed to wind up the (“Union”) will be held at 1.15pm Wednesday 1 November affairs of the Union and to realise its property. The Board 2006 in the Roundhouse, UNSW Kensington Campus. shall have the control and direction of the winding up.

Business for the meeting is solely Agenda (v) Without limiting any other way in which the property Item 1, being the consideration of a Special of the Union may be realised, the Board may transfer Resolution as detailed below: on such terms as the Board may see fit and whether or not for valuable consideration, some or all of the assets and undertaking of the Union to A.C.N. 121 239 Agenda Item 1 674 Limited which in the opinion of the Board will carry Consideration of Special Resolution on in some way some or all of the Union’s activities or will use some or all of its property or will conduct The Board has proposed the following motion in order to facilitate itself towards some or all of the Union’s objects. the orderly dissolution and winding up of the affairs of the Union. A new student organisation will be operating at UNSW from 2007. (vi) The Board may appoint and remunerate out of the Union’s assets any professionally qualified A detailed Explanatory Note is attached to this persons to assist it in the winding up. Notice so that Members are fully informed of the basis behind such a significant decision. (vii) The Board may cause to be retained for so long as it sees Motion fit such money or property of the Union as it considers necessary to pay or provide in full for any obligations or “THAT current clause 13 Dissolution of the Constitution of liabilities (including any future or contingent obligation the University of New South Wales Union, which states: or liability) of the Union, its members or the Board.

13 DISSOLUTION (viii) The indemnity contained in clause 12 of this Constitution shall continue notwithstanding the (i) The Union shall, by the passage of a Resolution which winding up and/or dissolution of the Union. states “That the Union be wound up and dissolved” at a General Meeting of the Union specially convened for the And that the following wording be added to purpose, attended by at least five hundred (500) members clause 4 Objects of the Constitution: of the Union carried by at least a four fifths (4/5ths) majority of the votes recorded in respect of same, be dissolved. (g) to transfer on such terms as the Board may see fit and whether upon a dissolution of the Union or otherwise (ii) A resolution proposing to wind up and dissolve the Union and whether or not for valuable consideration, some shall not be effective unless and until accepted by Council. or all of the assets and undertaking of the Union to A.C.N. 121 239 674 Limited which in the opinion of the (iii) Upon acceptance of such resolution, Council Board will carry on some or all of the Union’s activities shall forthwith proceed to wind up the affairs or will use some or all of its property or will conduct of the Union and realise its property. itself towards some or all of the Union’s objects.”

(iv) If upon winding up there remains, after satisfaction of There are no further agenda items all its debts and liabilities, any property whatsoever, it shall be given to the University of New South Wales and disposed of by University Council.

Be removed from the Constitution and be replaced by the following wording for clause 13 Winding Up: . 13 WINDING UP Tony Cinque (i) The Board may resolve to wind up and dissolve the Union. Chief Executive Officer For and on behalf of the Board (ii) The resolution to wind up and dissolve the Union shall be effective only upon the acceptance of the resolution by Council.

(iii) The resolution to wind up and dissolve the Union may be wholly or partly subject to such conditions as the Board may decide.

10 Blitz Magazine The University of New South Wales Union trading as UNSW Source 16 October 2006 Explanatory Note Attached to the Notice of General Meeting dated 16 October 2006.

As per the Union’s Constitution, subject to the approval Background of Members, the proposed amendment to the Union’s The Federal Government introduced legislation prohibiting Constitution will require the approval of University the compulsory collection of service fees from students Council before its inclusion in the Constitution. on University campuses, effective 1 July 2006. Many services provided by the UNSW student organisations were subsidised by such compulsory fees. Going Forward The student organisations have been working collaboratively The viability of the model for the New Student Organisation relies with the University, and with one another, in order to develop a on a combination of University subsidies for space occupancy, longer term sustainable model and structure that guarantees the purchase by the University of essential programs and service provision to the students and broader community services, and the operations from commercial activities directly of UNSW without the assistance of compulsory fees. managed and operated by the new student organisation. The new student organisation, as its working title suggests, will remain a student controlled organisation with eight of its thirteen New Structure directors being students. The organisation will operate under the After many months of independently mediated working control of a company limited by guarantee, in line with normal sessions, and subsequent business feasibility testing practice for broad-based, high volume membership organisations. by PricewaterhouseCoopers, the student organisations, together with the University, have agreed on a new student organisation model for the future. Transition To expedite the planning for 2007, a shelf company limited by Planning is well under way to facilitate the new student guarantee has been incorporated for this purpose, namely organisation taking over the agreed operations of CoFASA, the A.C.N 121 239 674 Limited, and an Interim Board has been Guild, the PGB and the Union for 2007. An interim shelf company established to set up operations in readiness for next year. has been incorporated, and a Board of directors has been Once the new name for the student organisation has been appointed to proceed with many of the foundational aspects agreed, the company will effect a name change to reflect this. required for the successful implementation of the new student organisation. Consequently these organisations are seeking The scope of operations of the new student organisation has to approve winding up procedures by the end of this year. The been modelled around the current services and operations of the proposed resolution in the Notice of Meeting will allow the College of Fine Arts Student Association (Paddington campus) Union to transition smoothly to the new student organisation. (CoFASA), the UNSW Student Guild (Guild) with its Postgraduate Board (PGB) and the UNSW Union (trading as the Source). After the full implementation of the new student organisation the Further information current student organisations at UNSW will cease to have any The Board will be holding two general information sessions to scope of operations. The Directors of the governing bodies of inform members about the proposed constitutional amendment these organisations and the University agreed that a sensible and the transition process more generally on Thursday 26 definitive winding up should be achieved for each organisation October 2006. The first of these sessions, to which all members rather than simply allowing the organisations to exist in limbo. The are invited, will take place at 1.15pm with a second session final part of the process will be a transfer of residual assets of the at 6.30pm. Both these sessions will be held in the Kingsford current student organisations into the new student organisation. Room, 1st Floor, Squarehouse Building, Kensington Campus. Dissolution Currently, the dissolution clause for each of the student organisations is quite onerous. The onerous nature of dissolution is further clouded by the fact that each of the student organisations will likely have . very few or no student members in 2007. Given the current circumstances and both the Board’s and Tony Cinque the University’s resolve to provide student services, programs Chief Executive Officer and facilities for the longer term under the auspices of a new For and on behalf of the Board student organisation, the Board of the Union is recommending that members approve a more practical approach to achieving a sensible, effective and definitive winding up of this organisation. This can be achieved through the proposed amendment, as stated in the notice of general meeting, to the Union’s constitution.

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Faculty of Medicine Research Momentum Dance Studio: Thoughtful Foods Information Day Classical Ballet Class Food Co-operative; 1-7pm 6pm Training Session From 1-5pm, in the Galleries, posters For more info 12-1pm and 3-4pm by current research students will www.momentumdancestudios.com.au Info and training session about the be displayed. At 6pm in the Ritchie Casual Class $10, food co-op and what working there Theatre, prizes will be awarded for Dance Card (10 Classes) $80 involves. winning posters and there will be a Dance Studios Behind Io Myers Backyard of the Roundhouse,

October Q&A forum with a panel of academic (Gate 2) next to Eats@theRound supervisors & students on what it’s like Free to undertake Honours & postgraduate 22 research. All Welcome! NUTS AGM Scientia 6pm Chess Free Come and vote in the new NUTS 12-3pm Committee for 2007! If you’re Want to learn better positions? interested in running, please contact www.unswchess.org/ UNSW Bridge Card Club [email protected] Goldstein Rm G05 2-4pm Wurth/Drawing Room, Roundhouse Free for members. Beginners absolutely welcome. $2 for non-members Bring your friends! Monday Quad G055 UNSW Photography Club AGM 16 October 6pm Members can get an overview of the Capoeira S.A.L.S.A. club and elect an executive for next 4-5pm year. For new and old members alike, German BBQ and Queerplay Capoeira is a unique Brazilian art it is a great way to have a say in the Free Giveaways! 1–3pm form which incorporates acrobatics, running of the club for the next year. 1-2pm Scintillating conversation and the rhythm, music and self defence in an Visit www.unswphotoclub.org Get ready for Oktobertfest with a occasional game alternative martial art. for more information. German BBQ! Queer Space – Applied Sciences Dance Studio 1 Rm 113, K17 Library Lawn Building 920 Individual lessons are $10 or Free Three lessons are $23 Anti-Poverty Week Volunteer October - Sunday - Sunday October UNSW Debating Society: Watch a Debate! Session Learn the Lingo Coffee Meetings Time Management Session 6-8:15pm 1-2pm

16 1-2pm 4-6pm See a debate about a topical issue Speakers from the Australian Improve your English, make new (Youth for Christ New Catholic Club) in the worldwide style that is ‘British Youth Ambassadors and Australian friends and learn more about Australia! Assessments piling up? Anxious? Parliamentary Debating’. A great Volunteers International talk about their ISS Lounge, Level 1, Meet new friends and learn how to time for new debaters to join! Visit overseas volunteering experiences and East Wing, Red Centre manage your time. Everyone Welcome! www.debsoc.unsw.edu.au for details. how you can become involved. Free Quad 1001 Meet at Old Law Tower Foyer for Central Lecture Block 3 Free walking group Free Anti-Poverty Week Debate Queer Boys 1-2pm Happy Hour 1–3pm Watch the UNSW Debating Society in 5–6pm Toastmasters Free food and drinks and some action as they strut their stuff. Topic: The happiest hour of the day! 6:15-8:30pm brilliant company. – Monday – Monday “That homeless people should be kept

Unibar, Roundhouse Come to Toastmasters to gain more Queer Space – Applied Sciences off the streets” confidence in speaking in a friendly Building 920 2 Library Lawn. and supportive environment where Free Weltanschauung Society AGM you ‘learn by doing’. All welcome. 5pm Global Call to Action Against Quad 1042 The Weltanschauung society aims to Free Sydney Morning Herald Trivia Poverty foster contribution to the development 1pm 1pm of a common scope. We share Beat smart people at their own game. Half of the world’s population lives on intelligence and retain diversification. Unibar, Roundhouse less than US$2 a day; things have We are going to present an outline Tuesday Free got to change. So stand up and be of our scope as well as the activities 17 October counted-literally. Between October Week 1 Week coming up in the AGM. All welcome. 15 and 16, people all over the planet Quad 1001 Women’s Collective will be standing together to set the Thoughtful Foods 1–2pm first-ever World Record. Come join Food Cooperative Come and meet other wonderful comedians, performers and celebrities Momentum Dance Studio: 10:30am–4:30pm women committed to enacting at Martin Place to stand up against Hip Hop/Funk Class Yummy, ethical and organic goodies change! poverty. 5–7pm Backyard of the Roundhouse, next to Women’s Room, Blockhouse Martin Place For more info Eats@theRound Free www.momentumdancestudios.com.au Free Casual Class $10, Dance Card (10 Classes) $80 Dance Studios Behind Io Myers (Gate 2)

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What’s On Deadlines Week 14: by 18 Oct submit online at www.source.unsw.edu.au Week 1

Campus Bible Study talk: World Vision Orange Day Anti-Poverty Week Pub Grub “Becoming who you really are” 10:30am-2pm Oxfam Society of UNSW talk 5:30pm 1-2pm Fundraising event by World Vision for 1-2pm Clems, Roundhouse Join us for Bible talk by Tony Payne the Sudan Crisis. Food, flowers and Tom Widdup, Oxfam’s Community in Colossians 3:1-17, for more balloons. Campaigns Officer, speaks on information visit Library Lawn how to effectively campaign in INFINITUS www.campusbiblestudy.org your uni/workplace/community Life Coaching workshop Rex Vowels Theatre about social justice. 6-8pm 2 UNSW Social Policy Research Central Lecture Block 4. Live life to your full potential. A

Centre Seminar series of workshops will assist you

Lunchtime Meditation 11:45–1pm in realizing your full potential at Uni – Monday 1:15-1:45pm A part of Anti-Poverty Week UNSW Bridge Card Club and your private life. Book now!!! Revitalise your body and mind. Matthews 307. 1-2pm Call Igor on 0405 164 116 or email Contact Susan at 0433 946 550 or Beginners absolutely welcome. [email protected] visit www.unibuds.unsw.edu.au for Bring your friends! Drawing Room, Roundhouse details. Environment Collective Webster 301 Free Level 3, Squarehouse 12-1pm A space to talk about environmental issues, plan events, campaigns Education Action Group Learn to Massage UNSW Poker Club: Poker and generally work towards a more 1pm 7-8:30pm Tournament environmentally sustainable world. Come along to catch up with the Learn the benefits that come with 4pm Quad 1001 (or Quad lawn if nice latest campaigns and get involved. power of knowing how to massage. Who wants to play poker at uni? Prizes weather) All welcome. UNSW Lifestyle Centre 16 for winner. Rego 3:30, start at 4pm. Free Student Guild Students/Staff $100

For enquires, contact Andrew on Free October - Sunday 0405698161 Squarehouse room 215 Thoughtful Foods Food Ultimate Frisbee Free for members, Cooperative; Training Session Free used stationery distribution Eastern Suburbs League $5 annual membership 12-1pm and 3-4pm 2-3pm 7-9pm Backyard of the Roundhouse, Come and get your Freebies. The UNSW Ultimate Frisbee Club runs next to Eats@theRound Quad lawn a weekly league for players-beginner Anti-Racism Collective meeting Free Free or advanced. 4pm Village Green ARC discusses current issues and $35 for the session brainstorms campaign ideas Pottery Studio Inductions UNSW Go Club meeting Guild Meeting Room 12:30-1pm 2-6pm Free Learn how to use the Source Pottery Strengthen your skills and stimulate Studio from our Potters in Residence. your learning in this challenging oriental The studio is Free for student use. board game. Beginners and advanced Happy Hour Pottery Studio, Level 2, Blockhouse players welcome. 5–6pm Free Quad 1001 Unibar, Roundhouse Free for members Thursday Library Lawn Band: 19 October Pool Comp Tyrolean Echos Wrestling Training 5pm and Free Giveaways! 3-4pm Unibar, Roundhouse 1pm Learn how to wrestle. Thoughtful Foods 22 Come hear a German oom pah pah Why not bring a friend? Food Cooperative band with all the bells and whistles and Judo Room Unigym 9am–6pm (Opening Hours) October Tuesday Night Roast get ready for Oktoberfest tomorrow! Backyard of the Roundhouse, next to 5:30pm Library Lawn Eats@theRound Clems, Roundhouse Garden Beats: Justin Mile Free $5 5pm Learn the Lingo Coffee Meetings Like Brittany and K-fed…beer and 1-2pm music are meant to be together. ASOC EGM Improve your English, make new Beergarden, Roundhouse 9-10am Wednesday friends and learn more about Australia! Free ASOC is holding an EGM to make 18 October Esme’s, Upper Campus several proposed amendments to its Free constitution. The Executive Committee Sydney Morning Herald Trivia invites all ASOC members to attend 5pm Thoughtful Foods and vote on the proposed changes. Bar Bingo Like a test…with beer, and prizes. Food Cooperative Further details of the proposed 1pm Unibar, Roundhouse 10:30am–4:30pm (Opening Hours) changes are available on ASOC’s Unibar, Roundhouse Free Backyard of the Roundhouse, next to website: www.asoc.unsw.edu.au/. Free Eats@theRound Blockhouse, Training Room 4 Free Happy Hour 5–7pm Unibar, Roundhouse

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Second Year Social Work Campus Bible Study talk: Students Cake Stall “Becoming who you really are” Friday 10-12pm 1-2pm 20 October The cake stall is to raise funds to send Join us for Bible talk by Tony Payne This Thursday, Oct 19 Dorsey Smith, a painting student at from Col 3:1-17, for more information COFA on a Cultural Exchange to East visit www.campusbiblestudy.org Pottery Studio Inductions Africa. Come along and support Nura CLB 8 Be there between 4-6pm 12:30-1pm Gilli students. for your chance to Learn how to use the Source Pottery

October Library Lawn Studio from our Potters in Residence. Learn the Lingo Coffee Meetings WIN an ANZ $500 Pottery Studio, Level 2, Blockhouse 3-4pm Free

22 Mining Society AGM Improve your English, make new Bank account & Footy Match friends and learn more about Australia! with the compliments of our 11am Coffee Republic, Blockhouse ANZ on campus branch. UNSW Go Club meeting The AGM for Mining Engineering Free 2-6pm Society will vote on executive and Quad G022 directors for 2007. All welcome. Will Free for members be followed by annual year vs. year UNSW Ultimate Frisbee Club Training football matches. If you can’t make it, Friday Arvo Sessions there will be another chance to vote at 4-5:30pm with DJ Cadell the Mining Ball, October 20. See your Beginners are always welcome. Main Stage 4:30 pm Village Green 6-8pm year rep for more information/tickets. Dragonfly, Roxy, and Dave Phillips Oval Free for members DJ Static Soho regular DJ Cadell 8-10.30pm starting your weekend DJ Cadell UNSW Gardening Club AGM off right Taiwanese Students Association 12-2pm 10.30 - 12am Beergarden, AGM Please come to support the re- The Bang Gang DJ¹s Roundhouse 5-6pm affiliation of the student gardening club Free All members are welcome on campus, and hear about what’s G053 R¹n¹B Stage happening! 4-6pm Happy Hour Quad 1001 Adam Bozzetto 5–6pm October - Sunday - Sunday October Buddhism Talk in Chinese Unibar, Roundhouse 6-8pm 6-8pm Lunchtime Meditation Stanley Come and discover Buddhism: 16 12:15-12:45pm your path to inner peace, wisdom, 8-10pm Eureka Screening Contact Susan at 0433 946 550 and friendships. DJ Def Rock and 5-11:30pm or visit www.unibuds.unsw.edu.au Level 3 Squarehouse MC Jayson Spocksoc will be screening the new for details. Free! series “Eureka”. Eureka is a US town Level 3 Squarehouse 10-12am DJ Sefu and inhabited entirely by geniuses. $5 for Free MC Jayson half a pizza and a drink on the night. UNSW FilmSoc QuadG031 Cross Campus Trivia Night Level 4! D2MG Hip-Hop Showcase Free for members, 6pm Beergarden Stage 1-3pm $5 for annual membership This week we’re having our Tired of studying? Bored at lectures? 4-5pm cross-campus trivia night with UMac, German Accordian player Come and enjoy spectacular dance

– Monday – Monday USyd and UTS. Check our website at Buddhism Talk in English 5-6.45pm performances, dj and break battles www.unswfilmsoc.r8.org/ for details. 7-9pm in a non-stop, guilt-free hour of Nick Toth Robert Webster 327 Come and discover Buddhism: your 2 entertainment! Free for members 7-7.45pm path to inner peace, wisdom, and Quad Performance Space $5 for membership and admission 78 SAAB friendships. 8 - 8.45pm Robert Webster Building Rm 256 Anti-Poverty Week Entropic Free General Information Session 9-10pm 1-2pm Coda Speakers from World Vision Australia, 10.15-12am Red Cross and Uniting Care talk about White Soul Collective

Week 1 Week what their organisations do to help alleviate poverty and how you can make a contribution Thursday Hip Hop Central Lecture Block 4 19 October Back Beergarden Stage 4-6pm 4pm – 12am DJ Skoob Queer Girls Loads of music plus food stalls, 5.15-6pm 1–3pm temporary tattoos, and traditional Hyjack N Torcha Come along for some free food, German food Clem style! 6.15-7pm drink and excellent conversation! Roundhouse Queer Space – Applied Sciences Astronomy Class Building 920 7.15-8pm Free Cougar Club Bar Stage Muph n Plutonic 8pm-12am 8.15-9pm Purple Sneakers Urthboy Chess The Mares 1-3pm Sparkadia 9.15-10pm It’s a mating game. Website: www. Kato DJ Peril with the unswchess.org/ Levins Suburban Intellect Goldstein Rm G02 PhDJ 10.30- 11.45 Free for members. Infusion $2 for non-members.

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16 Blitz Magazine Anti-poverty Week By Sneha Balakrishnan

Most Australian poverty measures set a ‘poverty line’; those with an income below this line are defined as living in poverty. But poverty is not just about not having enough money to buy things, it is also about not being able to participate in society.

An inability to participate in as many Indians are, to ignore society in the ways that we take the beggars on the street and for granted can be especially the children sleeping in gutters, destructive to those who are you cannot escape the countless vulnerable to begin with, such as infrastructural problems that most women and children. When an Indians face on a day-to-day basis. already vulnerable group lacks the resources to make themselves When you turn on a tap in an heard, there is little chance that average Indian house, all that flows their interests will be represented. out is mud and slush. Those who Week Twelve is UNSW’s Anti- can afford to buy bottled water Poverty Week and this is a chance do, but even this is in grossly to raise awareness of the plight inadequate supply. My folks would of persons in poverty and find wake up early every morning to solutions to alleviate their situation. pump water from the well and have to ration it out during the days Living in Australia, it is difficult to when water supplies were at their appreciate the full extent of poverty. lowest. And we were some of the It is not visible in the way that it is in lucky ones. The poor on the streets developing countries and as such, would have to go around to the it is too easy to underestimate the houses begging for a cut of the problem and to ignore it. Yet, almost rations and it is estimated that the three billion people worldwide infant mortality rate in India is 56.29 live on less than two dollars a day per 1,000 live births. and 1.3 billion people do not have access to clean drinking water. A While poverty might be less report by World Vision Australia in apparent in a developed country 2005 shows that while Australians like Australia, that is not to say that Australians have the opportunities, The Social Justice Project at UNSW are much more globally aware it does not exist. Poverty, according resources and more importantly, is organising several events and of poverty than citizens of other to the Australian Council of Social the government support, to speakers on campus during Anti- nations and rank much higher than Services, is a ‘relative’ concept, overcome poverty. However, this Poverty Week to raise awareness other nations in our concern for incorporating those who are does not take into account the of the issue. All events are free and global poverty, this concern is not excluded from mainstream society. major inequalities built into the everyone is welcome to attend. reflected by government action. The Particular groups of people in structure of Australian society. Make sure you check the What’s Government’s overseas aid budget Australian society are at high risk of On section for event details. poverty. According to the Australian Some of the causes of this has decreased from 0.48 percent inequality and poverty are access Sneha Balakrishnan is an intern of our GNI for 1971-1972 to 0.30 for Bureau of Statistics in 2002, groups at risk of poverty include to work and income, education, at the UNSW Social Justice the 2006-2007 financial year. It is housing, health and community Project and Coordinator of expected that Australia will slip to 58% of indigenous people, 28% of the unemployed, 28% of people services. Women who face poverty Anti-Poverty Week at UNSW 19th out of 22 of the world’s richest and are now in their 50s and 60s, nations in terms of their level of renting, 22% of single parents and 7% of older people. for example, are closed off from overseas aid. decent jobs because of their Growing up in India, I was It is a common misconception that different educational opportunities. surrounded by poverty. There is not those who are classified as ‘poor’ Women are still the primary care- a single area in the country where in Australia are in that situation givers of children, which means you are not constantly reminded because of ‘laziness’ or because that the demands of family restrict of the problems of overpopulation, they ‘mismanaged their finances’. their capacity to work. And, inadequate housing and the Many people who sympathise with even when they do work, the increasingly widening gap between the poor in areas like Africa and average ordinary time earnings rich and poor. Even if you are able, Asia do not extend that sympathy to for females is still only 84.7 cents Australians because, as they see it, in the dollar compared to men. It’s Hip Not to be Square

Even before I became a student levels rising up to the domed It’s big, it’s round, it has beer at UNSW I had heard about the roof from which a circular light Roundhouse. The Thursday night fitting – known colloquially as and for most students who have parties are as infamous as its ‘the UFO’ – is suspended. passed through UNSW in the massive commercial gigs. In past years, the venue has played host The Roundhouse was the first last 45 years, it is the location of to everyone from Fatboy Slim, to of the three buildings in the Christian rockers to drag queens. ‘Union sector’ (the Roundhouse, fond, albeit fuzzy, memories of What many people don’t know is Squarehouse and Blockhouse) to the life it had before it was home be approved by University Council. student life. Flick Strong takes a to UNSW’s student bar and truant It was approved on December 15, population. And, of course, it’s 1958 which, incidentally, was the look at the colourful history of the home to Oktoberfest: one of same year the University changed this country’s biggest campus its name to UNSW. The building Roundhouse. parties (if not the biggest!). was opened officially in July 1961. The Roundhouse is over 90 The decision to locate the Union metres in diameter. Inside, the buildings at the north-west central space is split into two end of campus, next to Anzac

18 Blitz Magazine Parade and the major entrance Union precinct took shape, the had been serving primarily as a year as a tribute to the traditional to the University was significantly Roundhouse’s function fluctuated meeting space and cafeteria. In a German month-long beer festival, influenced by a rumoured plan immensely. During the early years, cyclical twist, the renovations in Oktoberfest is known as one of the to locate an underground station it played host to the Bacchus and 1999 saw the Roundhouse return largest student parties in Australia. nearby. The extension of the railway Graduation Balls, a precursor to the to its original status as the hub for The first Oktoberfest, held in line would have linked the campus big dance parties we know today, student events and activities. 1980, was the brainchild of Olwe to a planned Eastern Suburbs line held in the main arena of the space. Thomson. Oktoberfest was much from the city. Ironically, the plan more traditionally German than it for the railway line was changed to is now, with sauerkraut and other incorporate the proposed station The Roundhouse has been the site traditional German foods being on upper campus and apparently, served, like a freshly cooked pig many foundations of the buildings of many historically notorious events. on a spit. The music was provided on upper campus were built to by a German oom pah band, a far accommodate this. Unfortunately, stretch from the DJs and bands that and somewhat painfully for those of These large events were often Currently, the Roundhouse functions play now. There was also, according us who live far away from campus, catered for by students earning primarily as an entertainment venue. to Thomson, a total disregard for when the railway line was completed some extra cash. But they seemed It has hosted some of the biggest healthy drinking practices. Such in the 1980s, the line stopped four to have some fun themselves. International bands including: was the standard in the years kilometres short of the campus. According to the late Professor Queens of the Stone Age, Fat Boy before the responsible service of Patrick O’Farrell, who wrote a Slim, Ben Lee and many, many alcohol requirements now in place. When it began its life, the history of UNSW, one young guy more. It also has a gallery space, Roundhouse had very different got locked over night in the liquor four large meeting rooms/rehearsal The original Oktoberfest was seen facilities to those it has now. When store. He sustained himself through spaces, a games room and the as a way of encouraging students it was first built, the ground floor the long night by sampling the wine Eats @ the Round cafeteria. to come down from upper campus. was mostly used as a cafeteria stores. When he was released, That problem seems to be solved. with the middle section used as a thoroughly pissed, the next day, The Roundhouse has been the The first few Oktoberfests consisted lounge with chairs arranged out he claimed he’d been checking to site of many historically notorious of about one hundred patrons, from the middle. It also contained see if the wine was poisoned. events. It’s a testament to the cliché mostly bar staff and friends. Now a hairdresser and a Union store, as that students will be students. One the event generally reaches 6000 well as a cloakroom, a bank and When the Squarehouse was built such famous incident was a student people by 10pm each year. The a committee room. The first floor in 1969, it held the liquor licence, protest that occurred in 1962 when Roundhouse has come a long way. consisted of a reading room, a so the bar and the major parties the ABC hired the Roundhouse for card games room, graduate room, were moved there. It wasn’t until a ‘Television Ballroom’. Students So, this Thursday, as you head senior common room, and women’s major renovations in 1999 that the created chaos by throwing rolls of out to see the great live acts of lounge, as well as office space for majority of events held by the Union toilet paper over the balcony on Oktoberfest or, if you skip a class the venue and a dining space. were relocated to the Roundhouse, to the dancers and a huge conga to enjoy a cold one, remember which also acquired a liquor licence line of students burst on to the you are part of a colourful slice Before the Squarehouse and and transformed the downstairs stage during the live broadcast! of UNSW’s history, complete Blockhouse were built, the cafeteria space into a student bar. with Bacchus Balls, big bands Roundhouse accommodated all Up until then, the Roundhouse Of course, the Roundhouse’s largest and, of course, beer! It’s Hip the Union’s activities but, as the party is Oktoberfest. Held each Not to be

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Blitz Magazine 19 This impressive cast delivers some wide-ranging instrumentation, including triangles, screw driver, door knocks, flugelhorn and cello to name a few. Joseph’s thick baritone voice should be the cosy link between it all, but I actually found there to be a bit of a disconnection there. The dense and varied production can occasionally be more intriguing than what Joseph has to say. That’s why the 44-second, “Haiku To The Bleeding Eye”, a stripped back lyrical delicacy drenched in New to DVD: To be honest, fans of the show will CD: elongated piano strokes, is such find this film pretty disappointing. a welcome interlude. Wonderfully, The humour has been sanitized jarringly, the next track ‘U and U Strangers to make it more accessible to a Joseph Leonard Only’ has a dirty jagged rock feel wider audience and it relies too that haunted his earlier work. with Candy much on the ridiculousness of Weather Vane its premise, rather than the awful Lyrically, he hasn’t added anything Strangers with Candy began its eccentricities of its characters. Woman particularly new to the catalogue of life as a TV show in the ‘90s. The Because of this, the film can love and loss insights volunteered story centres on Jerri Blank, a 46 Weather Vane Woman is the second move a little too slowly at times. by the raft of Australian singer/ year-old ‘boozer, loser and user’ full length solo release from Sydney songwriters out there. But what who returns to high school in a Despite this, this film is definitely artist Joseph Leonard, also the bass he’s doing belongs to a completely bid to start her life over. The show worth tracking down. It’s a solid player in The Woods Themselves different family to the poppy hooks was memorable because of its introduction to the Jerri’s story and, and drummer in Founder. But the on occasion, you do see the show’s of Bob Evans or the satisfying black-as-night absurdist humour. namedropping doesn’t stop there! acrid humour returning. For example, narratives and neato word play This film is a prequel to the TV series. while trying to get back the one that Tony Dupe (Holly Throsby, Jack of Darren Hanlon. It was nice to Jerri returns home from prison got away, Stephen Colbert argues Ladder, Saddleback) and Tim spend some time with this record. to find her Daddy in a coma and that ‘I wasn’t pushing you away, Whitten (Art of Fighting, The Necks) decides that the best way to shock Sophie Braham I was pulling me towards myself’. lend their reputable ears to the him out of it is to win the upcoming It’s precisely that sort of absurdity Science Fair. The show’s exceptional production side of things and as that has garnered the show a cult though he’s pre-emptively hinting at cast has returned, including Amy following. Though the film doesn’t Sedaris, Paul Dinello and (the King the support slots for his next live gig, live up to the show’s standards, it Joseph enlists a whole community of Kings) Stephen Colbert. There is an entertaining DVD and it will of local independent musicians to are also cameos by Sarah Jessica leave you hankering for more. Parker, Philip Seymour Hoffman play on the record – such as folk and, best of all, Matthew Broderick Rob Gascoigne from el Mopa and The Cannanes. as a nefarious science teacher.

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Win!ball Table foos A berfest Led by enigmatic front man Craig of boozehound bombast, the band at Okto Finn, and with axe-god Tad Kubler in includes Galen Polivka (bass), Bobby tow, rose from the Drake (drums) and (keys). ashes of art-punkers to create a new brand of Almost Killed Me ranked as the Midwestern-mentality classic rock “the #1 album you didn’t hear in The Source, in conjunction with Coca-Cola, is offering patrons at this ideal made famous by the loose energy 2004” in both Spin and Rolling Thursday’s Oktoberfest party the opportunity to win a brand spanking of The Replacements and the epic Stone magazines, and has been new foosball table. Foosball (also called Table Soccer) is a table-top flourishes of The E-Street Band (back acknowledged in a wide range game based on soccer. when Bruce was still Boss). Bringing it of other publications’ “Best of The brand new table will be given away to the winner of a foosball tournament all together in a bona fide brotherhood 2004” lists, including Magnet. to be held on the Coca-Cola stage in the Roundhouse’s beer garden. Eight teams, of two players each, will compete on this stage to take home this fantastic prize.

Blitz has three copies of Almost Killed Me to give away. The tournament begins in the beer garden at 5pm this Thursday. To win one of these albums, tell us in what German city Oktoberfest Competitors must pre-register at the Coca-Cola stage on the day. originated. Email your answer, along with your full name and surname, student number and contact phone number to [email protected] with the subject “The Hold Steady”. First in, best dressed. Good luck.

20 Blitz Magazine hat does Germany with some meat in it, long enough have that Australia to fit inside a roll and drenched in doesn’t? Well, let’s tomato sauce. In Germany, each think about the town has their own variety. Munich Whome of Oktoberfest: Munich. sausages are disturbingly white We’ll get straight to the point and and need to be peeled, much like start with the beer gardens. a banana, before being eaten. Try doing that after a few litres of beer! In Munich, when they say ‘garden’, they mean something like Beer, sausage and surfing. Centennial Park, but think bigger Germany and Australia have and with lots of places to buy so many parallels. So it only beer. In Munich, it’s the English makes sense that if you like Garden, and it’s so vast you need living in Australia you’ll love to hire a bike to ride into one of the Oktoberfest. See you Thursday. beer gardens within. I’m still not sure how you get home though.

Germany is too often neglected as a tourist destination. If it is visited, it’s often travelled through by default, because of its central location in Europe. Caught in the cultural crossfire between elegant Paris and romantic Italy, it’s easy to understand why there are so many overnight coaches filled with half- sleeping backpackers racing through the country each night. Jovial Germany by Sarah Webster

Just be careful not to ride over the flesh-baring sun bathers working on their full body tan. Do stop DIY Dirndls and watch the surfers riding the by Sarah Webster gushing waters that come from the winter thaw and storm over the Wandering around Bavaria, there are many places to buy your rocks in the river. It all feels a bit Oktoberfest outfit but, here in Sydney, we need be more creative Australian, until you realise there and resourceful. are cars zooming over the bridge and guys trying to surf under it. dirndl is the traditional dress worn by women Step Four: The apron. Think Beer gardens are a beautiful thing in Bavaria and Munich, something pretty, lacy and white in Germany. You’d imagine that the home of Oktoberfest. that ties around your waist. Good when beers are ordered by the litre AThe dirndl might look a little for wiping down your hands after there would be much more chaos complicated, but there are really carrying those six glasses of beer than we see on Australian seats at only a couple of items. So let’s from the bar to your friends. Ask closing time. But their approach find out how to design your own to borrow your mum’s apron if you is different. Women order a beer dirndl outfit in four easy steps. can. Also good if there is a pocket and then drink it all night. You’ll somewhere, at least for your ID and remember that Germany doesn’t Step One: The white fluffy under- Source card! have the weather to turn your beer shirt. Think puffy sleeves and low, warm, like here in Oz. Give an gathered necklines. Something that The last word is shoes. I’d like to say Aussie a litre of beer and it’s gone might drape over the shoulder. Try socks and sandals, but you could in half an hour, and you’re at the adding some lace to the neckline of also try some ballet or other flat bar for another (via the bathroom). a top with gathered sleeves. shoes. Then there’s the food. The celebrity Step Two: A colourful singlet. This Put it all together, tie up your hair health crazes and diets haven’t hit is worn over the white puffy creation. in loose plaits or cute pony tails Germany yet. There’s not much low Wider straps will look best, and and you’ll look perfect for the big fat food in the supermarkets and this neckline should go even lower night. You might like to do some I couldn’t find ‘German Women so the white gathered neckline is pushups and biceps curls to work Don’t Get Fat’ in the bookstore. visible. Check out your singlets and those stein-carrying arms muscles Though my inability to find that you’ll probably find one that suits. in preparation. Then all you need to do on the night is find a nice looking particular book may have been due Step Three: A pretty skirt. This to the language barrier. Even so, it man in lederhosen (leatherpants) to can be long or short, and needs dance with you. Maybe. Maybe not. would be a hard book to sell given to coordinate with your singlet. the great taste of sausages and the Together, the singlet and skirt sheer amount of carbs in a pretzel. should look similar to a dress. Lots I suppose a carb-free pretzel is of gathering around the waist is a a sprinkle of seasalt wrapped up must. To make your own, take a in paper. The healthiest option to rectangle of material, sew it into a find is a side salad, or a plate of big wide tube, and gather up the their amazing asparagus spears. part that will go around your waist. Here in Oz, a sausage is anything Spin around to check out how it will look on the dance floor. 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22 Blitz Magazine Should the legal If you had a band drinking age what would you be lowered? call it?

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