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15.09.06 – 11.11.06 21.10.06 Holloway Rd, London, N7 6PA Pie’N’Mashup raveup. THE PROJECTION HEKATE From 8pm in North London. GALLERY Free party in Torino, Italy. 03.11.06 Email for more details: Films and animation screenings, www.hekate.co.uk BRAINDROP [email protected] styes, shys and porkie pies send stuff to [email protected] installation, live and interactive 0039 339198 3828 4 deck turntablist electro-fi lth OCTOBER 2006 cross-media works as part of the drum & breaks mash up. £2.50 b4 01.12.06 Liverpool Biennial. 21.10.06 9pm, £4.40 after. 7pm – 3am. The DSS present EDGE CITY www.theprojectiongallery.com UNITED SOUNDS OF Purple Turtle, Crowndale Road, Live DnB, Live PAs, Breaks, The attempt to sack Parliament ‘i’ the film BRISTOL London NW1 + Electro assault. £5 b4 11, £8 As proposed, on Monday 9th October at 1pm around a hundred and fi fty people converged “i” is a meditation on the relationship 14.10.06 A whopping combo of 19 Bristol after. Jacks, 7-9 Crucifi x Lane, DEADSILENCE & sound systems and crews unite 04.11.06 London SE1 3JW on Parliament Square in London with the hope of surrounding the source of our bane and between media and power as it is UGLYFUNK for a fuck-off night that won’t SYNTHETIC CIRCUS stopping MPs, Lords and civil servants from returning to work after their well deserved manifested by the worlds largest all Electro breaks and wonky tek. break the piggy bank. Respeck! GUY FAWKES BALL 08.12.06 summer hols. This sort of chicanery isn’t generally allowed by the police at the best of volunteer network of media activists 10pm – 4am. The Red Star, 319 £5 entry. 10pm - 7am. Lakota, The annual and legendary FROGS RECORDS times, but this is 2006, London and Parliament Square which has been under section 132 of — Indymedia. The feature-length Camberwell Rd, Camberwell Upper York Street, Bristol fancy dress rave-up returns... Comedy-core, froggy-tek & general SOCPA since August 2005. For those that missed that particular bit of legislation (the Serious documentary, which expands on the Green, London SE5 Expect big stage show, live bands, clowning around with artists from Organised Crime and Police Act 2005 – it is hard to keep up these days) that’s the one with explosive prequel ‘Eye of the Storm’ www.deadsilence.co.uk 21.10.06 loud sounds, special djs, livesets the label plus special guests. a clause which restricts demonstrations from taking place within a one mile exclusion zone follows the fi rst year of a small collective www.uglyfunk.com OKUPATIONAL HAZARD and performances. Secret East London venue, check around Westminster. So of course on the day Parliament was due not to re-open the Old Bill in Buenos Aires as it struggles amidst Siren and Reknaw return with this Warehouse venue close to www.frogsrecords.co.uk far outnumbered the would-be sackees and assassinations, a collapsing economy, and a 20.10.06 yearly event featuring a wealth of London. Fancy dress expected. live bands and djs. Check here for 07092 017667 / 07092 812259 22.12.06 were stopping and searching everyone in the The Police kindly give someone the bumps... whirlwind of political upheaval. MORTAL BASS vicinity who looked vaguely ‘dodgy’. Everyone The fi lm is currently on a whirlwind , mashup jungle and info: www.the-infi del.co.uk NO FIXED ABODE was cordoned in the Square and eventually world tour but by the time we go to press ruffage. 10pm – morn. £5 all night. 17.11.06 FUCK XMAS VENUE CHANGE... Now at a 21.10.06 NO FIXED ABODE NFA invite you to spend, spend, let out after being searched, photographed the UK screenings will have been and popular, but secret, East London ANARCHIST BOOKFAIR After a short post-summer break spend... all your money elsewhere and identifi ed. Protestors were also told that gone. Nevertheless, you can make your location. Phone 07092 882498 or 10am – 7pm, at the Voluntary NFA bring you a party with that and come here for a midwinter they would be summonsed for the offence own screening... “i” is being distributed go to www.mortalbass.com Sector Resource Centre, 356 ol’time abrasive, fragmented, bass- cockle-warmer away from all the of taking part in an unlawful demonstration. using an experimental, decentralised heavy beatdown. consumerist hoo-haa. Around 40 people were arrested, most for network-building method that mirrors the Back at the secret East London London venue tbc breaching the SOCPA ban. grassroots media-making the fi lm is about. venue. Check website for location: www.nofi xedabode.info www.nofi xedabode.info Organisations that share the 31.12.06 commitment to community-powered 18.11.06 NFA, HEKATE + MORE PUT UP YOUR WORDS media will be given the resources to hold SUBLIMINAL DISCHARGE More info to follow but expect a An open invitation to all writers – The Plot Thickens 2 and organise screenings of this fi lm at Full-on lineup of hardcore, squat party on the nicer side of Following the relative success of The Plot Thickens, their own event. This distribution strategy breakcore and anything nasty. life. Also expect to have to travel an exhibition based on a story, we are now looking for new mirrors the principles portrayed in the www.subliminaldischarge.co.uk to get there! We will be trying to stories to vote on for the second installment. This time we fi lm itself. “i” is largely about the power 10pm – 6am. £10 till 12pm, £12 keep it sweet. Dya get muh? want more stories submitted and we will be allowing more of decentralised action in combination thereafter. Deep Blue (SEone), time for the entire process. There is a 1000 word limit and with associations of affi nity. It is our hope Weston Street, London Bridge 13.01.06 DISSIDENT vs LIFE4LAND all material has to be original. The deadline is the 1st Jan to use these two principles to bring “i” 18.11.06 Home team Dissident play host to 2007 then votes will be cast by the beginning of Feb 2007 for to the broadest audience possible by BASSLINE CIRCUS presents another head2head rig soundclash. the one story which will form the basis of a touring exhibition creating an infrastructure that will allow THE CABARAVE The Black Swan, Stapleton Rd, to commence in 2008. This will enable time for scouting missions, anyone who wishes it to host a screening An evening of circus, magic and Easton, Bristol funding applications and the production of a good body of artwork. We hope budding of “i” at no cost to them and even use it comedy followed by their allnight scribes will see this as a wonderful opportunity to turn their text into reality. To whet as a fundraiser for their group. your appetite the fi rst tour took in exhibitions in London, Berlin, Prague and Timisoara. To read more about the fi lm and PARTIES TEKNIVALFESTIVAL Send submissions to: [email protected] Further info, the previous winning story how to arrange a screening check: and pictures of the touring exhibition will be online at: www.theplotthickens.org ithefi lm.com

PARTYLINES PARTIES AND EVENTS ART & MEDIA & THE REST NFA 07092 812259 www.headfuk.net www.randomartists.org A NEW RADIO SHOW FOR THE BROKEN NOISE MOO SIEVE Pitchless 07946 839775 www.nofi xedabode.info www.network23.org There’s a new radio show for lovers kicked off with an old Resonance show the cobwebs off some of their own Ill Eagle T07780 986765 www.dissident-faction.co.uk www.resonancefm.com of abrasive, fragmented and bass heavy Red Zero Radio (which has played host unreleased and particularly weird tracks. Abacus 07974 892670 www.pitchless.org c8.com sonics... or simply for those that dig ‘core to a wealth of free party artists in the Broadcasts will be an hour or two live FUBAR 07984 199768 www.ketwork32.com www.indymedia.org.uk to the err, core. Squawk! past) and featured twisted breakbeats and from the studio and then recorded sets Disjunkt 07835 175534 www.squatjuice.com schnews.org.uk Four different groups of London based live instrumentation from the Cambridge fi lling up the night-time playlist until dawn Gabberwocky 07951 057042 www.crossbones.co.uk www.eroding.org.uk party heads and crews are taking it in Life4Land crew. The second week will when we expect someone will turn down Malfaiteurs 020 7644 5179 www.partyvibe.com www.squatter.org.uk turns to host a weekly show on that see No Fixed Abode playing mixes and the racket. Deviant 07876 121700 www.hekate.co.uk www.riseup.net venerable art radio station Resonance FM. livesets from the Dead Pig hardcore party. 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The season and in their fi rst show they’re clearing will be uploaded here: dbreach.fm pieces in the display cabinet in the other smaller’ the fi rst to stand out and draw Buy your existence juice here Rupture Monthly room next to that bloke who’s married me into the exhibition. Wonderful idea to Bjork and Anguish Kapoor (whose that I’m not going to elaborate on just My arm called out my name – its small being; their hopes and fears, their energy, job, no more supplies... well if you don’t Art Reviews work was elegant, timeless, the real to piss you off. Michael Whittles’ ‘Thirty fangs stinging my fl esh as it stammered the their soul. Ahh to feel, if only for a moment. want it then fuck off... all of you.’ More for (and some meanderings on anti art) masterpiece in the exhibition). Anyhow, Abreast in Good Order’ – nice one words ‘DDDaci Petresssscuuu’. A new strain My job in the morgue is perfect for its me I thought as I stuck the needle in, no By E8 GEF4 8OR – pronun “EE-ATE---- this fucking penguin. It’s awesome, really mate. Humphries followed with ‘Void of fl uid that was neither saliva, pus or blood night-time hours and access to haemoglobin longer able to see where the scab fi nished GEFF-WATE-OR” I mean it. I saw it and immediately felt Former II’ another use of polystyrene as issued forth from the gaping wound that in – the surplus was enough to run a and my arm began. “E8 GEF4 8OR is like a pikey Holden this compulsion to punch it off its stupid a sculptural medium this month, albeit recent weeks was forming into something sideline in my own personal blood bank. I awoke naked with all my limbs tied Caulfi eld/Count Arthur Strong ramshackle little pedestal. It went “KAW with more care, precision and attention to more and more oral. I needed my fi x. I Withdrawals to be paid in full, interest rates and an ex-lover standing over me. I should schizophrenic on Gas, bleeding from every KAW KAW” at me, like a penguin might detail than that of the Chapmans fucking hadn’t been able to steal any supplies from apply. My housemates had not responded have fi nished the job when I had left orifi ce letting loose an angry bag of wasps if... anyway. So I was going to punch penguin effort... (fucking hell that thing work and quite frankly injecting mashed-up well to this arrangement but the need for Angelina for dead some weeks ago in an at a Headfuk party during an Ely Muff set” it, or maybe rip it off and throw it on still pisses me off so much I can’t stop steaks wasn’t touching the sides. human blood in a society where murder abandoned factory. Instead she had turned Andy Pitchless, Pitchless soundsystem the fl oor and stamp on it with manik thinking about it even in this next review, The house shuddered as another artic’ is hard to undertake, even more so on a into one of us. She had had no trouble glee (the heads amongst you all might fucking cunt). The highlight of the show shot past. This part of the north circular was regular basis, has left my captive market with entering my room – she knew my dog and Two exhibitions this month: notice a anagramical reference in that has to be Tessa Farmers’ ‘Parade of The full of immigrant scum. We fi tted in perfectly. no choice but to fi nd my offer irresistible. It my password. Without further ado she bit Surprise Surprise at the ICA previous sentence to a certain fi gure Captive Hedgehog’. It’s fucking wicked I hated squatting in this shit heap, once again must have been so romantic being a vampire down on my manhood again and again until Fucking walked around the whole on the underground scene). But there man... Keep an eye out for this girl on the my feet squelched in the mud-pool that was in the 18th century – murder was so much it was no more. Blood spouted out of my exhibition seething with fury on a were fucking cameras you know. It’s like arts circuit – she’s onto a winning formula. our hall fl oor. I even had enough money easier. We were more respected, more groin. Each of my housemates entered, got fucking crack comedown with Limewax’s the Martin Creed piece in The Hayward So, I liked most of the pieces in this show, to rent but the problem was putting your feared. Nowadays we are just more junkies down and drunk. Strangely this reversal, ‘Satanina’ on Obscene records 09 British Art show. I wanted to lift the little all demonstrated technical skill and what name to something. On the rare occasion in a city full of addicts. to be consumed instead of the consumer, blasting out through my mind which Perspex box, and replace the cassette not. Check out the website for a more we actually catch fl esh, and on the even I was no imbecile. I already knew I was was arousing. Obviously my red, spurting slightly confounded the following review. with Dave Stitch’s drum machine. So, yeah, comprehensive review and images of rarer occasion when the law pokes its nose a target. There was no doubt my friends erection was the perversity I craved. “Surprise Surprise” whispers the ICA surprise surprise is all right. Fucking usual the works. Laura Youngson Colls’ works in, we know we can up stumps and be gone entertained fantasies of my door bulging When they had fi nished, my dog started. into your ear, just after they taxed me pretentious junk present as per fucking also worked well with the theme of the by the morning, the door swinging in the and contracting; red dribbling down the As he began to masticate he appeared to £3.50 and a metaphorical cheeky little usual and a waste of decent plasma screen exhibition, for a split second I almost wind. Police offi cers could interview the step until it burst open to cover them with talk: ‘Who would know a bastard like you girl runs off into the exhibition ahead of pixels. I mean, fucking little bones with felt guilty about my friends vandalisation neighbours for eternity but they will ache joyous liquid delights. So I protected my would actually taste so good’. I felt the need us “Sir Pwize Sir Pwize” and she blows labels on them. Fucking smash them to of one of her pieces in The Foundry to recall us, fi nding in their hazy memories supply with the new, a motion detection to retort, to underline my pure blood and a raspberry, stamps her feet and fucking bits I wanted too. But it was OK actually... only a few ago, but then considered it only the vague shapes of bodies that moved alarm system; and the old, a hound, Cula, his ancestry from the family of Vlad the Impaler runs off with my fucking money. Come some of it like... fucking hell it’s beer o’ an equally relevant artistic endeavor, in the night. A hooded man, or was it a girl? nerves sharpened through starvation. but then I realised my mouth had been back here you stupid little cun… clock already... www.ica.org.uk/?lid=11924 and remembered the psychopathic ‘I can’t be sure offi cer’ is generally how the I was starting to amass enough gallons of devoured as my underfed canine fi nally had A wonderful offering from Jake satisfaction on his menacing pixy like statements would end. blood to start thinking about what truck his fi ll. Chapman. ‘Penguin’. Let me say that again... Miniature World at The Jerwood Gallery face as he smashed the little skull to I had been doing this too long. I detested I was going to use to export it out of this I am digested. I fragment. I see a hundred ‘Penguin’. With the deftness we can come ‘Dealing with notions of the miniature’ smithereens. Of course I don’t condone my friends, I hated my job and I loathed grey, stinking, expensive island and back to different realities as if I am part of each. to associate with these fucking jokers I reads the accompanying literature. Well these actions, I don’t talk to him anymore. my house. I could think only of liquid the homeland. I had already settled on a Finally I am becoming one with my friends, am faced with their next stroke of genius. curated. Interesting theme. Provocative. So unfortunately both of these shows sustenance. An insatiable appetite with a lovely gothic chateau just outside Timisoara. with my dog, with my assassins, with my A crudely carved penguin, carved out of Was in a slightly better mood for this have fi nished now and it only occurred mouth that has long since lost all sensation OK it wasn’t Transylvania but that was just clients, with my dining companions and their fucking polystyrene, painted with poster one, which might explain my fondness for to me to write reviews of art shows last of taste. I pump life’s essence into my ever a short journey away. Anyway Timisoara was dinner. paint, gouache, blunt pencils and a broken it. Had some Joanne Newsome song or night when I was spanked on some dodgy decaying body to touch and smell that other the new Trans and besides, I had enough biro thats near the end of it’s life. Well it other playing through the old grey matter... ketamine. Ketamine eh? Hah! So where red to buy friends, contacts and maybe worked. I thought their work was the gold Adam Humphries ‘63 microns and was I? www.theminiatureworldsshow.co.uk www.ILLFM.net even some fresh, juicy, tender, desirable, LIVE INTERNET RADIO dispensable, young eastern Europeans. heavy, grimey breakbeats and consolidates THURSDAY NIGHTS 8PM GMT Maybe then I will get the urge to fuck this with a kickin 12” on the London Rag and Check the web site for archive and updates. again. I haven’t felt anything for quite VINYL REVIEWS Bone label. The title track stands above the ALBUM REVIEWS some time. Vampires are supposed to be rest with all the right elements for dancefl oor OCTOBER... 19th: Christoph Fringeli Frogs Records 6 [FROGS06] From the Enduser – Pushing Back [Ad Noiseam pummeling and even has a few bars of the (Praxis) and Dvotchka’s Connundrum. sexually charged. I feel positively numb, I silly to the sublime: somethin’ that’ll make you ADN6] Stuck between a big ball of cheese 26th: The Thorn Industries show – more am negatively infectious. The only way to laugh, somethin’ to make you shake yo’ thang. nutty stutter breaks the man has knocked out and a hard place and not knowing whether it fresh stuff from Black Mass Plastics and survive: deal in existence juice. After all who It’s happy, it’s hardcore but thankfully not at the in the past. Well suited to the label, carrying an wants to rock out or just dim the lights and guests. NOVEMBER... 2nd: Crazy Horse wants to be a hero? I injected one intra- same time. Lashings of Froggy funk served up old-skool-rave edge to the proceedings. get romantic. Scrape off the fromage frais and v. the ILL Regulars – Freddy n John up from Mathhead – Dirty Deeds [Terminal muscular the other day, thought it would be by the likes of Edit, Ronin, Crystal Distortion there’s some good shit in here (you might have Brighton + Willeagle and Karlos K... 9th: and Freddy Frogs. Dusk] Another NY producer who has to skip a few tracks to fi nd it though). We’re looking to pimp this one out still. an enjoyable experience but it just made my pretty much followed the same route as DTL breath smell of cheese all day. Otto Von Schirach – Pukology EP Milanese – Extend [Planet Mu] Some Contact us with submissions... 16th: The ILL This is a project that’s (check their troubleandbass.com label) is more Mu output in the realm of grime (‘cept At work the ambulances kept on arriving [Imputor? IMP022] FM Roadshow – recorded live sets from the been on the go for a while and that involves Mathhead. The last release of his I heard was for a couple of tracks). Its quality stuff with ILL crews travels... 23rd: Bad Sekta Special – there had been a 5 car pile-up at the a bit of audience participation. Through too spasticated even for my tastes, but his enough distortion to keep tuff-heads smiling #2 – Phuq and the Sekta back in the ILL Hangar Lane interchange. There were lots of an internet campaign, Mr Schirach invited latest sees him dropping bass (and the tempo) and enough catchy hooks and vocals to please studio... 30th: The Thorn Industries show: corpses; I got harvesting. Unfortunately the everyone and anyone to send in recordings of but keeping the interest and production levels the rest. high with some glitched out and crispy noises. Black Mass back again. idea of massive stock gain and a delicious themselves blowing chunks with the promise Clark – Body Riddle [Warp] The latest Also look out for us on Decibel Breach feast made me slip up. I could do nothing of a chunder chune to follow. And here it is, Skream – Tapped/Dutch Flowerz album from the ‘Chris’ Clark sees him ditch on Resonance on Saturday the 21st of [Tempa] Which brings me onto the latest but kill and run, leaving the security guard a whole EP... 17 minutes, 40 seconds of vomit the splintered drum machine edits for a sound October. Anxt! and the Pirate will be playing in technicolour suround sound complete with 12” from supposed wunderkind Skream. This more focused around live drums. However he unreleased tracks from our mates and stuff oozing blood. What a waste I thought as I Croydon boy is responsible for some of the quickly made my way back home. lock-groove spew samples. It’s not exactly shit, still latches onto the same broken rhythms and people have sent us. Guaranteed to get it’s sick, Jim, but not as we know it. most rewound of anthems but to be tinderbox melodies which make this sound his I shouted through my door at the honest he seems to have found a formula and messed up! Drop The Lime – Bad Girls own. For people new to his stuff, check out his household rabble, ‘This is it – the fi nal sale… stuck to it. Tapped has a cheesy reggae vibe For our mailing list or submissions email [Rag and Bone] New York producer Drop other releases fi rst. going on and the fl ip is more ruff but someone [email protected]. Keep it ILL yes that’s right, double the price. Friends, The Lime, known for producing fucked-step please take those fucking arpeggiators away (Now with noise abatement order in effect!) customers, don’t you understand... no more breakcore, has made the switch of late to Email us if you’ve got stuff to review. from him!