44-27 City-wide recycling moves ahead
A massive citywide recycling Collection centers are manned East Hillside East End, program is under way to give by youth groups from 3:30 to 8 Congdon Park, Chester Park, all Duluth residents an oppor- p.m. weekdays and from 9 a.m. KenwoocJ--,June 3 - 8; ZoneS- tunity to drop off recyclable to 5 p.m. Saturday ,, Hunters Park, Woodland, paper, metal, glass and plastic Volunteers are sorting materials at convenient Lakeside, Lester Park June 10 recyclable materials and - 15. locations in their own loading them into trucks neighborhoods. donated for the project by Materials now recyclable in- Jeno's, Inc. for transfer to the clude- glass bottles and jars, The Citywide - City Pride Recycling 'Service Center. aluminum foil, cans, and trays, Youth Subcommittee, coor- bimetal cans, steel cans and all dinators of the project, has Exact locations of upcoming other metals, newspapers, divided the city into five zones, collection centers will be an- magazines, corrugated card- and has established two or nounced for other zones as their board, other cardboard, ·and three drop - off points per zone. weeks come up, but the other paper bags; and all plastics ex- four zones schedules already cept styrofoam, · plastic bags Last week was Zone One's turn, have been announced: ' and plastic wrap. with residents of the Fond du Lac, Gary - New Duluth, Zone 2 -- West Duluth and For further recycling informa- Morgan Park, Riverside anq Oneota area to about 34th tion, and other informational Norton Park areas recycling at Avenue West-- May 20 -- 25 : services, residents are asked to the Gary - New Duluth Com- Zone 3 -- West End, West use the Recycle Hotline at 727 photo bv Aethan Hart munity Club and the Hillside, Piedmont Heights, - 8538. Recycle now Goodfellowship Community Duluth Heights--May 27 June Center in Morgan Park. 1; Zone 4 Central Hillside, Sex discrimination claimed in Twin Mobile lab part of Cities athletic programs
Students at the University of elude a comparison of the the students incorporated into Biolo,gY- activities Minnesota's Twin Cities cam- budgets provided for men's and the complaint. · pus have filed a complaint with women's athletics--the women's the federal government charg- program is operating on $34,- The student complaint cites "Oikos," the UMD biology bus, and transition zones, including is ready to roll through the ing wide-scale sex discrimina- 970 this year compared to a several federal laws as its basis, both aquatic and terrestrial tion in the intercollegiate budget of $2,253,470 for for the including Title IX of the Minnesota countryside again ecosystems. this summer. athletics program. men's athletic program. Education Amendments of 1972. Title IX reads in part During the second session (July "The complaint documents in The complaint charges that "No person in the United Up to 24 students will be able 22 - August 23) , two, four - to earn college credits at the detail the fact that women are coaches for women athletes are States shall, on the basis of sex, credit courses will be offered treated as second-class either part-time or volunteer, be excluded from participation same time as they camp out at during a second statewide trip: various Minnesota parks. citizens" in the University's while the men's program has in, be denied the benefits of, or "Flora of Minnesota," taught athletic program, Kathy Kelly, the equivalent of 23 full-time be subjected to discrimination by Dr. Paul H . Monson, and A 10 - credit course on former student body president, coaching positions. under any education program "Ichthyology" (the study of said. "The sheer volume of or activity receiving federal "Ecology of Minnesota" will be fish), taught by Dr. Hollie L. statistics and facts are not Practice facilities are ''frequent- financial assistance. . . " c onducted during the first term Collins. Students normally of UMD Summer Session only overwhelming but out- ly available to women only dur- would register for both second ragious." ing inconvenient hours and for Named as respondents in the (June 17 - July 19) by Dr. term courses. Pershing Hofslund and Dr. short periods," the complaint complaint are the Board of Kelly was speaking for the charges •. and adds that it is Regents, President Malcolm John Kotar, both of the UMD Students interested in any of Department ofBiology faculty. Twin Cities Student Assembly, common practice for women in Moos, University vice these courses now can register the student government body varsity sports to pay for their presidents and athletic director in person in · advance at the which is making the complaint own uniforms and travel ex- Paul Giel. Using the UMD bus as their Records Office, 104, Ad on behalf of all Twin Cities penses while men's uniforms mobile laboratory, the students ministration Building. Ad- campus students. The com- and trips are covered by their Leventhal said if HEW doesn't will spend four weeks traveling ditional information on the about the state studying the plaint has been filed with the budget. move quickly on the complaint courses is available through Dr. Office of Civil Rights in the "the next recourse may be biology of the prairie, mixed Kotar or Dr. Monson. hardwood forest, boreal forest Department of Health, Educa- As a recipient of federal fund, court action." tion and Welfare (HEW). the University · must comply with federal laws on dis- The kind of statistics which crimination or face losing its Kelly, called "outragious" in- federal support--a fact which StatesiDan ·office ransacked;- staff in a panic The Statesman Office was the available to the Statesman Statesman Staff, in a spirit of victim of a break - in by cam- Staff to aid in their Brotherhood and Sisterhood pus thieves this past weekend, newsgathering activities, which with fellow students on the resulting in personal losses to are considerable. wrong side of the law has an- at least two Statesman staff .nounced the formation of a persons. This incident has been STATESMAN OFFICE reported to the university BREAKIN DEFENSE FUND Leading the list of losses were police which have vowed to do to provide legal defense for the Loyds' portable cassette tape their utmost in order to bring persons involved upon their ap- recorder and a Texas in- the respon~ible parties to prehension. strument SR 10 calculator justice. photo hy Aethan Hart valued at $65 and$100 respec- Donations should be sent in in- "Oikos" ready to roll tively. Both items were private- In anticipation of the ap- crements of ten to fifty dollars ly owned and had been made prehension of the thieves, the to the Statesman Office. Off the A.P. STATESMAN staff. •• Critic a Spring quarter News Service
There have been quite ugly rumors circulating recently which we believe, are intended to create a bad name for the construction in- dustry. Most notedly these remarks are affecting institutions of higher learning - universities - colleges - trade schools, (although one source we spoke to questioned this, suggesting that J!erhaps more than universities and the ·like are affected by this phenomena).
To investigate the matter thoroughly, we sent a critica reporter to a number of schools registering the most complaints in recent months. Here is our preliminary report. (Please note that we will verify all remarks made before presenting them to the U.S. Bureau of Faulty Facilities In Which People are Expected to Reside - THE U.S. BFFIWPER, affectionately know as Beef. We can be 99.9 per- cent sure that all statements are correct. If we are in doubt, we have preceeded unsure remarks with an asterick for clarification's sake.)
One reporter travelled to a small, tree crowded town he concluded was near the artie circle after through consideration of impending weather conditions. We became concerned when we had not heard from him after a few weeks. Later we learned that he had been stuck in snow drift for most of that time.
He remarked, "The people are friendly up here and they would have undoubtedly come to my assistance if I had not been covered over by a well-meaning snow plow."
He found his way to the univeristy to proceed with his in- vestigating. Authorities there were able to give little information to begin an investigation with. So, in true spirit of the journalistic ex- profession, he decided to truck across the campus to see what he could find . He concluded that reports were most likely untrue but he did send back an interesting account of how buildings are con- Standing, left to right: Dan N etland, A ethan Hart, Jackie Frantz, Dave Weidt, structed in that neck of the woods. Mary Small, Dan Knoedler and Dan Schreck. Sitting, left to right: Albert Hayes, Lyrm Sandness, Peter Bugbee and Janice Clark. Missing from picture: "One interesting building had quiteextraodinary design, somehow Tenby Owens, Jeff Kerber and Eric Fredericks. balanced on twelve appendages cemented to the ground. The most interesting aspect is that somehow the construction crew has managed to include in the form a sagging underside which reminds Duluthians in me of a cat two months pregnant. I imagine if the building could walk it would have a sort of waddle to it, also similar to a pregnant Regional maga-zine cat. I was told my many that this sag has continued to swell. I only The May-June ''North Country wish I could stay long enough to see if it gives birth to anything. Anvil" features work by three Duluthians including ''The Sim- The UMD STATESMAN is the offici a l newspaper of the Unive.-gity of Minnesota-Duluth. publishe "Unique construction 'of another building seems to have been ac- each Thursday of the academic year excepting holidays and examination weeks. E-ditorial an ple Life of the Reindeer business offi ce lncll tcd in Hoom 118, Kirby Student Center, UMD. Second clas!> postage paid i complished by starting from opposite ends and working towards the People," an article by Rudy Duluth, Minnrsnta. middle of it. By using this technique the architects were able to Johnson, head librarian at the All advertising inquiries should be directed to the UMD STATESMAN. 11 8 Kirby, UMD. Duluth allow for a large gap running around the whole building - up one University of Minnesota-Duluth Minn. fl;)AI2. Letters for publication shou ld he typed, double-spaced. and s i~ned: a ll letters fro side, over the roof and down the other side. They have yet decided campus. renders are subject to rejection by the editor and shou ld not deal with personalities. what to do with this gap, whether to leave it for ventilation pur- Printed at Dumado, In C. , Carlton, Minnesota 5..!)7 18: circulation 0000. Suhscriptions Sl.OO per quarte poses (It is a sciencs building with all sorts of those smelly rodents, R.C. H art, UMO English or S:L ~Ml per year. mailed upon request. STATESMA:-1 office telephones: 726-7 11 2 so it could be ve ry useful that way.) or to fill it in and install air con- professor, is represented by a Editor-in Chief. Dan Schreck/Managtng Editor, .Janice Clark/ Co-ordinator, Mary Small/ News ditioning instead. I would recommend the latter after experiencing t ranslation from the Chinese Editor. Tenby Owens/Photo Editor. Aethan Hart/ Art Editor, Lynn Sa.tdness./ Sports Editor ..J eff the wind that wh ips things around here. KPrber/Fine Arts Editor. Dan Knoedler/Copy Editor, ·Jackie Frant;r/Circulati on Manager, Pet e poet Tu Fu, call ed "Spring , Hu~heefAdverti s ing Salesmen, Eric Fredrics and Dave Weidt/ Ad vE> rtising Manager, Dan Hope." John de Graaf, VISTA- Ne tland/Rusiness Manager, AI Hayes. " My stay was longer than I expected, so I was given a room to sleep Peace Corps recruiter and in for the night. I was given one of the more exclusive rooms in a teacher in Duluth, has an arti- lovely landscaped group of apartments. The only difficulty I ex- cle "The Oil Co1"9pa ni es' . BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD perienced was that the bed was somewhat sloping. Examining more Larger Plan. " closely, I noticed the floor also was sloping considerably. This was most likely due to the fact that the building was erected on sloping The " Anvil " is edited at ground. I plan to come back when the snow melts to find out. If that Millville, Minn. by Jack and is not the case, then, once again this place has come up with some Karen Miller. A regional alter- r'i/::;;;, extraodinary techniques in its construction. native cu ltu re magazine com- ..{:~.!~ ) pleting its second year as a bi- ~~ " It was a little disturbing to wake in the morning to find the water JllOnthly, it deals largely with pipes had frozen in the night but that ~a n be easily attributed to the social and ecological issues of northern weather rather than on improper construction. All in all I the north country and contains would say this is a delightful, secure campus which has undoubted- poetry, graphics, and reviews. · ly hired only the finest of companies to handle contracted work. Poetry editors a re Ray and Mara Smith of Superior. "I must now move on to another area of complaint in another city. Students NOT Attending Summer It may be obtained at Twin Eve rything is in order here, neatly kept, snug as a bug, and as safely Ports bookstores. Session May Apply for Continuous made a the Tonka truck my son recently acquired." · Summer Coverage At the Cashier's of the fuel must give off 200 Office May 13 - June 14, 1974 Hydrogen fusion times as much energy as the laser in order to achieve an Students failing to renew their student energy " break-even". This Hydrogen fusion may be Laser-induced fu sion , says policy for the summer months will not be Siegel, is the solu tion to the fu- "b'reak-even" experiment will avai la ble by 1983, and a demonstrate that the smallest covered by Blue Cross-Blue Shield unless demonstration fusion plant sion problem. The process for fusion proces~ wi ll generate could be ready as early as 1979, laser-induced thermonuclear they pay the higher non group conversion fusion co mes from the co m- electrical power at a publicly rates directly to the companies. according to Professor Keith acceptable price. M. Seigel, founder and chair- bining (fusing) of iluclei of man of KMS Fusion, Inc., of heavy hydrogen, ie: denterium KMS expects to reach energy FIRST FLOOR Ann Arbor, Michigan. His am- of tritium. When the fusi on of "break-even" within the next hi tious sta tem en ts rae! icall y these two nuclei occur, a very few months. and is already ADMINISTRATION BLDG. contradict most other predic- large ene1rgy release occurs. producing hydroge n by this ticms whi ch say that fusion Laser-inrluced fusi nn will heat process. " We are the only power will be unar.hievable un- the deuterium-triti um pell ets group in the wo rld making fu - RATES til the early part of the 21st to a temperature higher than sion implosions on a regu lar SlNGLE $15.80 FAMILY $82.30 century. that of the sun. This implosion basis." states Seigel. page 2 Thursday, May 23, 1974 T\Vo co\Vards I have kno\Vn by Wilfred J. Hitchbird I was about to agree to just About a year ago, I attended a "What other Richard Nixon is It seems the St. Bernard, which "My dear man," I said, "I'm such action when noticed a barbecue that will stick in my there?" the racoon's owner ex- I was as big as a small horse, afraid you'll have to cook that a large great dane standing next mind forever as one of the worst thought he was a kitten. He little more before I eat it!" claimed. nights I ever spent. to me. He was a beautiful dog, used to meow and hiss while all colored grey and black. He It was at this point in time that the other dogs were barking. "Cook ?" he said, the tears stuck his big face close to mine It was a fine spring evening. And to top it all off, the dog's Richard Nixon's owner punch- trickling down his face. "Cook and demanded to be petted. The barbecue was in celebra- mater, had named him "Kit- it! This is my poor little ed me in the stomach, gave tion of the successful comple- Poncho a fierce kick in the ty". Bruno!" "Go away Spiro, " I said. His tion of a dog training course. I groin and made Richard Nixon real name was Agnew-of-the- could have told the managers the Racoon defecate in my At any rate, Bruno the I put my face down near the Crooked-Door, but we called of the dog school that 30 dogs, martini. chihuahua chased Kitty, the mess. him Spiro. 20 pounds of prime ribs and a St. Bernard, up a weeping raccon named Richard Nixon I didn't appreciate it when a willow one night after class and "Yes, "I said, feeling sarcastic. Spiro was a coward. He used to (the racoon happened to be in bystander noted that "King kept him there for two hours. "I think I see his runty little stick his tail between his legs the class) wouldn't mix, but Milhouse is giving us the same Even Bruno's master was afraid · tail sticking out near the left and run everytime he saw that turned out to be the least to call him off. earlobe." kind of deal anyway." of my problems. another dog - which was quite often in a dog-training class. Now the runt was about to at- But he didn't appreciate my Later, after obtaining another Poncho, a hunting buddy, and martini (VERY DRY) from a tack us! humor, and demanded throug-h I was about to resume my con· Beechnut, my Pavlovdog, were cute little barmaid, Poncho "Whatever you do, don't act his tears that I pay him $300 for versation when I noticed that with me. This was one of the and I began to plan our like a ·chocolate cupcake," I the dog. Spiro had his hind leg raised last times that we were revenge. said to Poncho. "Bruno loves against mine. together, because they were chocolate cupcakes." Bruno "This dog comes from a long later killed on the rat fields of "I think we should make that pawed the ground fiercely, line of fighters," he said. "His "Egads," I said. "Stop! That's Duluth Minn. damn racoon into a fur coat," kicking up dust as he prepared pedigree goes back to the no fire hydrant!" to charge. Spanish Armada." Poncho suggested. Just as we were walking in, I But it was too late .... heard a fierce barking behind "Wait," I suddenly thought. "Listen," I said. " My wife 's " No," I said. "That's not me. I slowly turned my head. enough." " I'll let Beechnut (a rat- pregnant. I'll give you the pick I'll never forget that barbecue. hunting dog by birth ) rid me of of the litter. Besides, that dog "Don't move, " I said to this pest, since Bruno does was as yellow as Richard Nix- "How about if we make the rae- Poncho . A dirty little resemble a half-starved rat!" on!" con's owner into a fur coat, chihuahua by the name of name it Gerald and noninate it Bruno was just getting ready to With that , I unleashed Just then a hand grabbed my for vice-president?" Poncho charge. Beechnut and gave him the shoulder roughly and swung me suggested. . signal. Bruno didn't stand a about. I could never figure out why the chance, and it was soon over " No," I said. "That's not mutt was named Bruno. Even with. "As yellow as Richard Nixon, enough." for a chihuahua, he was small. I eh?" a man said, sticking a figured he had to be the runt of By and by, Bruno's owner large smelly racoon in my face. "How about if we make the a pretty runty litter. But the came up carrying what I racoon's owner into a fur coat, little rat was brave, I'll say that thought was poorly cooked "Not your Richard Nixon," name it Gerald and nominate it for him. I once saw him tree a hamburger and shoved it in my Poncho said, trying to help me for vice-president? " Poncho St. Bernard that was in the face. out. said. class. Dotit just be looked at, be looked up to.
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Lance you' ll be pleased to discover UMD STAT~MAN page 3 Calendar of Events May 23- University Singers Concert at 8:15p.m. in the Marshall Performing Arts Center. A. Anderson is the conductor. /PRinG FinE ART I May 28- Flute recital by Michael Blalsus at 8:15p.m. in Bohannon Hall. May 26- June 1 -Senior show by Ken Larsen, paintings by Angelo Savelli and ceramics by Walter Hyleck. Annual Student Exhibition begins Friday. Selections from the Tweed Memorial Art Collection ''Flea'' disappointing will be exhibited all week. Public hours at the Tweed Museum of Art are 8 a.m. to 4:30p.m. weekdays, 2 to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sun-· by Mary Small day. When UMD's University Emmanuel in his supposed in- manuel's drooling nephew, Theatre production of "A Flea fidelity, bringing her mad - played excellently by Allen in Her Ear" opened last man Spanish husband onto Lehrke, saved the dragging Wednesday night in the new the scene, who trots around the first act with his lecherous Marshall Performing Arts stage threatening the life of any giggles and muddled speech, a Center, little did the audience man who so much as looks at delightful comic focal - point KUMD THURSDAY, MAY 23 know what they would be in his giggly wife . Mistaken iden- throughout the play. Tom for, except fpr those few die - tity is the key, with the entire Lent, a familiar face to local 5:30pm K.D. von Dittersdorf- "Doktor and Apotherker" hards that are conscientious group ending up at the Hotel theatre enthusiasts, did not (Comic Opera in 3 acts) enough to read the play before Cog d'Or running from each disappoint those who have seen 7:30pm "Capilalism and Democracy" An ensuing discussion in attending. A "bawdy French other in wild frenzy. The him perform in the past. As the which Stanley K. Steinbarm argues that capitalism farce" laced with sexy puns problems are finally resolved effeminate Romain Tournel, is not inherently democratic and conversely that and mistaken identity, the play when the hotel's porter, an who prides himself on his sex- democracy does not improve the functioning of makes great fun of the bumbh- alcoholic who is the exact im- ual proweess and seeks the love captitalism (The Center) ing bourgeoisie of turn - of - the age of Chan debise himself, is of the fickle Raymonde, Lent 8:30pm J . Rodby- Concerto for Saxophone and Orchestra (1971) - Century Paris. Those who discovered as a separate entity struts across the stage like a FRIDAY, MAY 24 stuck around for the second act from Victor Emmanuel, friends dandy, his movements alone 4:30pm J . Desprez- Missa "L' Homme Arme" loved it. and famiTy having mistaken evoking hilarity from the 6:30pm " A Vision of Athens" Robert Hutchins speaks on the the mumbling porter as the audience. hope that we may yet become a learning society. proper Chandebise gone mad. 7:30pm L. Berio- Visage, for Magnetic Tape and Caty Berberian (1961) The play was performed on Written by Georges Feydeau, SATURDAY, MAY 25 double - thrust stage, the set- the play involves the no less Brant Pope in the role of Victor 5:30pm Pt. 4 of "The Politics of Privation", with John Kenneth ting centered around a revolv- than chaotic lives of Victor Emmanuel is a study in Galbraith Emmanuel Chandebise, a ro- character analysis, burdened ing wall, a key to the insanity of tund man whose sex life would with the task of playing both the the second act. The stage was bathed in soft pink, a fine . SUNDAY MAY 26 be a study for Masters and aristocratic Frenchman and his 3:00pm Dick Gregory is interviewed by 3 Black reporters mood - setting devise which Johnson; his wife Raymonde, porter look - alike. Pope por- (Pacifica) prepared the audience for the who sports an imagination that trays both characters to the 11 :OOpm The Great Gildersleave conjures up everything from fullest, never once slipping on pseudo - sophistication of the unfaithful husbands to in- the differences in voice, accent inane characters. triguing love affairs' Dr. and gestures. MONDAY, MAY 27 Over all, the play was funny, a Finache, a common - sensical 5:30pm J . Paderewski- Fantasy on Polish Themes for Piano light comedy that an audience man who speaks in medical and Orchestra, Op. 9 seeking escape could really en- terms and frequents " hotels of Naida Seemann as Raymonde 8:30pm K. Stockhausen- Telemusik (1966); Mixtur (1964) ill - repute;" and a cast of and Shirley Norton as her joy. Good thing most of the audience were students'; they characters Woody Allen would friend Lucienne, costumed TUESDAY, MAY 28 didn't have to spend good admire. Chandebise suffers from head to toe in styles of the 5:30pm F. Schubert- Mass No. 1 in F Magor from a problem Dr. Finache time, plan their conspiracy money to see "A Flea in Her Ear." 7:30pm " Poetry from San Francisco", Readings by Allen terms "purely psychological" against Victor Emmanuel in Ginsberg, Lew Welch, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, his wife interpreting this bed- the first act, the exaggeration Mechichael McClure and Philip Whalien (Pacifica) side inactivity as proff of his in which they play their roles 8:30pm T . deLeeuw- Spatial Music No. 1 (1968) martial unfaithfulness. often distracting, an effect that could be the results of instruc- WEDNESDAY, MAY 29 Lucienne Homenides de tions from Dr. Patrick D. 5:30pm Z. Kodaly- Psalm us Hungaricus Histangua, Raymonde's "best McDonough, director of the 7: 30pm Ray Bradbury speaking at the World Science Fiction friend", gets into the act, try- production. Camille ing to trap the innocent Victor Chandebise, Victor Em- 18:30pm S. Drews - Ceres Motion (1972) , Train (1970) Northwest Orient Airlines is now hiring Stewardesses/Stewards ...... , ~ Arrowhead Music ;1111 If you enjoy working with and serving a variety of people-talking with them , ~ 4424 Regent Street • ~ making them comfortable, and being with large groups for several hours ,: Duluth, MN 55804 ~ at a time, a career as a Northwest Orient cabin attendant could be yours. ~ (218) 525-3290 '-! ~ hand crafted guitars ~ It's a future that can find you touring in Tokyo or Hong Kong , surfing in ;illmusical instrument repairs IIIII Hawaii, exploring New York . San Francisco or Los Angeles, ~~...... beachcombing in Florida. 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I Are you about to marry your handsome prince? Name _ - · ------· --~------.- I I If unique is what you seek Address Slate ______I in your choice of engage- C it y ------~ - Zip ment or wedding rings Phone. - ~----·---- Area Code ______I I choose from Minnesota's only orit;inal stylings. I Ronal~ Originals : I Jewelers i\ NoRTiiWEsTtyORieNT I 701 He:• nepin at 7th St. Service to half the world . UMD-1 ~ "' I Downtown Minneapolis page·------~------~------· 4 Thursday, May 23, 1974 Theatre Experimental presents ... Theatre Experimental will pre- Mark Ethier is the director. sent Harold Pinter's "The The cast includes Carl Elwood, Birthday Party" at 8:15 May 31 Doris lmberg, Doug Loveid, through June 1 in the Marshall Jeanine Stephenson, Marv Performing Arts Center. Lahti and Ken Jacobsen. Pinter is a popular writer in Tickets are 50 cents for UMD modern theatre. "The Birthday students and $1 for all others. Party" takes place in a London They are available at the door, boarding house owned by Petey or in advance at the UMD and Meg, an elderly couple who ticket office in the Marshall have practically adopted Performing Arts Center. Stanley, a young man. Two strangers, Goldberg and exhibitions to McCann, arrive on the scene just in time for Stanley's birth- open at Tweed day party, which turns out to be the vehicle by which the Oils, watercolors, ·drawings, strangers expose and ruin lithographs, sculpture, Grossman Is gross Stanley. ceramics and jewelry - all will be represented at the UMD Gerry Grossman, as his name audience and hides his lack of group who turn out to see him Student Exhibition which will suggests, puts on an act which musical talent. year after year. Most people see Classic films begin with a formal patron and can only be described as pretty him once, and pass it up when ·public opening at 8 p.m. Fri- gross. But he is funny as hell. His he comes agafn. to be shown day, May 31. humor, which consists of saying The Acme Film Society has Grossman, who appeared Sun- dirty things over a P A system But he is worth seeing once. scheduled a Marx Brothers Up to 400 works of art will be day night at UMD through the and a closet-full of bad puns, is His claim-to-fame, aside from film and a Laurel and Hardy featured in the show, each Kirby Program Board, admits delivered with good timing and his humor, is . that he knows film for 8 p.m. today in the Kir- chosen by the faculty in the that he can't sing, write songs, · in a sort of "the world is every single song recorded for by Ballroom. UMD De)Jartment of Art. or play the guitar very well. _ ----- , but it sure the pop music market since And he can't. What he does in- is funny" style. 1955. A full hour of Beatles Cost is $1 to see "Monkey Awards to be presented the stead is crank the sound system seems to be a part of every Business' (1930) starring the opening night will include the up as high as it can go, strum Grossman has visited · area show. But he never seems to famous Marx brothers, "Par- Alice Tweed Tuohy Purchase his guitar as hard as 'he can (he campuses a number of times in finish his songs. The applause don Us" (1931) and silent flick awards in painting, sculpture, breaks two or three "G" strings the past five years. His rubber is because he remembered the "Early to Bed" (1928) starring drawing, ceramics and prints; a night), and tries to get a good hippopatumas, Fred, is famous beginnings. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. and the Kirby Student Center rhythm going. among that small, diehard Fine Arts Award. Free popcorn will be dis- The sound is his main attrac- tributed, with pop available for Some of the student works will tion. It overpowers the a nominal fee . be available for purchase. MONDAY! All you can eat Evelyn Scheall Secretarial BIRTHRIGHT- Free Tests Barbeque ribs or Louisiana style chicken Service: Manuscripts, An Alternative to Abortion statistics, diversified typing. Call 729-9709 after 4 p.m. By appointment 727-5200, ONLY $3.25 otherwise write: p.o. P.O. Box 263, Duluth, Minn. 55801, giv- Mr. Stayton ing your phone number. You can ' t be all bad as WED. and SUN~ everyone claims. Everybody enjoyed the Buffalo Burgers HELP WANTED : $100 during Anishanabe Week. WEEKLY . Stuff, mail • B.W. Engstrang ROCK and ROLL NITES envelopes at home. Details Send $.25 and stamped Jim W. : Please return my Records by W AKX Radio envelope to: LTS Service, Box book soon or there will be a 14258, Minneapolis, MN 55414 revolution. S.M. Neil and Pitt, Concerned Sisters act now! THURS. thru SAT. Thanks for the Kegger and Fight Sexism in Classroom! "good times" too bad you miss- Need participants for contron- ed the better part of the evening ~tion - Contact by May 29. Live music and dancing featuring uLibrarie,, .. . Long live ShaNaNa! 'I 724 - 8748 or 624 - 5680 ugreatest rock band in the twin ports area,, J,D, and L Career Opportunity To Marie: One agent will be added to our You old "sweet- talker." Too staff in the Duluth - Superior Louisiana style chicken to go bad you couldn't catch the area. Extensive training in es- Great Northern at Whiteface. tate planning and business in- It's probably because you have surance. Favorable com- Big Eaters, try our VIKING FEAST been fishing too long without a petitive position of our com- rod . pany means greater earning for The Big D. our representatives. Base LUNCH BREAK ;eNTERTAINMENT salary and incentive finance Fast, resonable and ex- plan for person who qualifies. perienced student typing. Call Phone for appt. 724 - 8597 No. Lingerie Show Daily, Noon to 1 PM Diane at 525 - 5122 after 6. American Life and Casualty Co. "The most beautiful girls in the north country, beautiful gowns and comic commentator" *And visit our Liquor Shoppe For your weekend. party needs 4106 Miller Trunk Highway Pike Lake - Duluth, Minn. 55811 Dial: 729-6090 "Cocktail waitresses wanted.· Apply in person" 1st Exit Past Pike Lake Lites UMD STATESMAN page 5 YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE Films, tapes Tallent awarded by Marf'us Centurius for social ... FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 24TH THRU MAY 30TH, 197-1. change Federal Fellowship AS OF FRIDAY, THE 24TH, THE SUN WILL BE The use of films and video TRANSITING THE FIRST TEN DEGREES, OR GEMINI Dr. Dwaine R.. Tallent, UMD Construction Management, tapes for socia l change will be DECANATE, OF THE SIGN OF GEMINI. AT THAT TIME, assistant profe ssor in business part of the Professional Service the topi c of a workshop to be THE MOON WILL BE IN CANCER. THE RULING PLANET a dministration , h a s been Division of the General Ser- held today and tomorrow (May OF THIS DECANATE, MERCURY, IS ALSO PRESENTLY awarded a 1974 Federal Facul- vices Administration. 2:l-24 ) at UMD. INTO CANCER. ty Fellowship in Business and Administration . ARIES (March 20 - April·20) After a week of treading water, George Stoney, director of the it's time you got back to your own element. By this, I mean try Alternate Media Center at New Dr . T a llent is a m ong 15 crossing swords with another Aries type. You could really make. York Unive risty, will be t he nationa l winners from among a killing by investing on a hunch. You could really do some ma in resource at t he session. more than 100 candidates fo r m ental gymnastics with this person and elevate yourselves to a Al so participating will be per- the fellowship sponsored by the higher plane. of existance. sons from the Duluth com- Sears-Roe buck Foundation. munity. The sessions are free The program is conducted by TAURUS(April :!I- May 20) Oh Taurus, won't you ever learn. and ope n to t he public. t he American Assembly of You had better br damned sure of your powers if you intend to Collegiate Schools of Business get something going with another of your same sign. The two of The workshop will open on - in coo peration wi t h the U. S . you could really represent a powerful force if you combine your Wednesday wi t h a 12::10 p.m . Civil Service Comission. energies in a most positive direction, and this could lead to a panel on "Community Televi- deeper UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD¥ ASPECTS OF !l ion and Socia l Change" in the The, program involves faculty LIFE AND LOVE. Get started. Education 90 auditorum. Par- members contributing their ticipants will be Tom Alholm, own expertise in business and representing Dulut h Com - GEMINI (May 21 - June 21 ) Be careful not to get into any administration to the assigned Dr. Dwaine R. Tallent fights or hassles in a public place or a populated party or may munity Television, a represen- federal agencies which, in turn, tative of Teleprompter Corp. wind up getting your face re - arranged by someone meaner help the faculty understand Dr. Tallent came to UMD in and Stoney. than you. 'l'ry to make the company of a frivolous Capricorn better how the federal govern- 1969 after being an instructor type who has an extra lung fuse and a low boiling point. Use it ment operates. at the University of Nebraska Other sessions Thursd ay will for all that. it's worth. Don't trust any relatives during the com- and Kansas State University, include Stoney speaking on the ing week or you'll be sorry! Dr. Tallent will spend four and at Mayetta High School, use of films and video tapes in months in Washington D.C. Kansas. He received the A ..B. socia l change at 2 p.m. and a CANCER (June 22 - July 21 ) Keep your interests on the beginning in early June. After degree at the College of Em- cultural side over the week - end. Try to take in something of program entit led "Cable an indoctrination session, he Television an_cl Public Access: poria, Emporia, Kansas, the the entertainment media, at whatever thing turns you on. This will be assigned as a program M .S . degree at Kansas State could be a meeting- ground for you and that sexy Gemini that's What is a Community To Do?" analyst with the Office of at 7::10 p.m . Both sessions will akd the Ph.D. degree at the been keeping you at arms length, and plug into them. You may University of Nebraska. have a lot in common that you didn't realize before. Use your be in Education 90. God - given charm. REGISTRATION On Friday, Stoney will co nduct LEO (July 22 - August 21 ) With yo_ur usual talent for over- in- workshops in making video dulgence, you may drink too much rotgut booze on a special tapes for use on television, PROCEDURES week - end occasion and make a flaming asshole out of yourself. foll owed by playback and dis- For Guard against the people who will attempt to encourage you to . cussion. The participation ses- FALL QTR. 1974 do this, and keep at least one eye open {or thai certain Virgo sion will be from 9 a.m. to noon in the UMD closed circuit that you've been trying to seduce lately. They could come in handy. television studio, roo m 27 of 1. Pick up a 1974 - 75 Class Schedule at the th e Edu ca ti on building . Records Office or Kirby Information Desk after VIRGO (August 22 - Sept. 22) So what i{ you didn't catch any Discussion sessions will be at 1 p.m .. June 3, 1974. smelt? Over the weekend you should keep on truckin' down 2. Pick up Registration materials after August 21, there and you may catch another smelter to straighten out with. If it's an Aquarian agent, try to take the passive role and give Stoney is a professor of film 197 4 at the Records Office their ego a double - take. It might not be too bad for your ego, and television at the New York or either. Uni versity of School of Arts. As director of the Al te rnate Send a self -_addressed STAMPED envelope to LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) Even at the time you're reading this, Media Center. he has pro moted the Records Office, 104 Adm. Bldg., UMD, Duluth out there is a hungry and horny Leo native that is waiting to a concept of the use of public MN. 55812. Your materials will be sent to you. devour you, body and soul. Take extra care not to cross them or access channels and t he use of 3. Contact your advisor after September 16, 1974. they will do you in for sure. Explore the possibilities of this un- electronic media for social change. ion and you will be sure to have an inspiring experience. 4. Registration for SENIORS AND JUNIORS SCORPIO (October 23 - Nov. 20) Keep it in mind that Pisces Anishinabe . week ENROLLED Spring Quarter, 1974 is on people change their mind.s every 13 hours or so if you are trying September 19,1974 at the Physical Education to cope with such a person for a whole week end. If they offer reviewed Building. Fees are due by September 20, 1974. you a free high, they may be only testing your willpower, so in- 5. Registration for SOPHOMORES enrolled Spr- stead, take them, bodily if possible, and you will mix well. Question : What was the impac t of fng , 1974 is on September 20, 1974 at the the SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 - Dec.22) How you handle the next Anishinabe week? Physical Education Building. Fees are due by few days of the week may well determine how the whole next September 23, 1974 year will probably turn out. A magnetic Libran individual is now in you thoughts and will ~ emain there if a minor miracle 6: For additional details concerning other snow - balls into a smashing success. You have only an instant procedures, consult the 1974 - 75 Class Schedule. • to access the facts before it is too late for you to act on the or matter. Call the Records Office, 726 - 7171 CAPRICORN Wee. 23 - Jan 19) Look for water- sign people in the next few days. If you can't get it going with a Cancer type, then try out aPices who is on the government payroll. It's a safe bet that there may be a lot going for you [f you take things in the order that suits you the best. Enjoy life while you're young. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 -Feb. 1 ~) So you're starting to wonder • •••••••••••• what all this is about, eh? And you're starting to wonder what it RETIRE ME NT SALE all means? Well take it from me, it doesn't mean shitiack! If Room 180 Phy. Ed. things are leaning toward the dull side, then maybe you should l~ grab on to a lively Scorpio that you've previously overlooked in affairs of a more wicked nature. photo by Aetban Hart • Property of PISCES(Feb. ·19- March 19) If you can't find a Sagittarian to Lew Rickert-- do things with, then come to terms with a Capricorn who's been I think that overall Anishinabe (Meta I porto files, • QlMI'l(l[ INSUIIMCf SEIYIC( hanging around you recently. For fun and games, keep it Week was successful. We hope, artificia I plants, UMD STUDENTS straight for the time being and experiment with some new of course, that everybody who 4 ·and FACULTY positions that are d~scribed vividly in the Kama Sutra of Vat- attended the events during the wide variety of used sayana. week both enjoyed themselves paperbacks) • Big Saving• on and learned a little more about ~ AUTO INSURANCE 0\) the various aspects of Indian CHICK OUI MOTOICYCLI MUST GO NOW lA TlS.TOOI life and the Indian community. ALL MONTHLY .. A YMENTS (Y(\,')( We would also like to thank all 4 Prices at cut rate!!!! :1 those people who participated ...... ,.; v--J in Anishinabe Week and PHONE ~ w helped make it a success. 722-4431 ~ "'>'~'rw~..~~ Wally Brown, Community Program Assistant page 6 Thursday, May -23, 1974 GUEST EDITORIAL. by Dan Knoedler Anterica is not interested The demonstrations for "peace" that were so com- mon in the 1960's have ceased. The true nature of the American public has been reveal~d. America does not seem interested in world-peace at all. The lack of action or even discussion among college students and the public in general about what the U.S. can do to insure peace for future generations is a sure indication that we will be in- volved in another war soon. Conservation Hint 6: Drive SlowE-r To Save Gas And lives ! ! Peace is not a commodity that must be worked for only during war. Indeed, when a nation is at war is the worst time for its people to plan for peace. America is not only turning its back on the best chance to begin the intense cultural exchanges and serious, regular "peace talks" which are necessary To the editor: I submit this same problem. Maybe through comment on an unpleasant this letter this uncouth bunch To the Editor: for a true peace, but is ripening the prospects for aspect of UMD ·life. of people will realize they are war by neglecting its brothers in the human race getting on a lot of people's I wonder how many students wishing to transfer have knock- who are starving all over the world. The other day the instructor in nerves and will save their con- one of my classes had to ask a versations for more appropriate ed on Administration Window small group of students to shut times and places. No. 1 and were told they had to The bushmen of the Kalahari believe that if one up, as they were distracting the fill out a form. And if you need man in the community owns more than anotlrer, whole class. This was his se- Dennis D. Taylor a credit-check you run from one cond reprimand. teacher to your advisor back to an extremely dangerous and evil situation is at administration until you figure hand. American should take a keen hard look at its Several weeks ago a group of Civil obedience · you had just better forget about starving brothers and take a closer look at its com- four people came into the non · graduating because you would plaints about the lack of gasoline and the fact that smoker study room and raised To the editor: probably be too exhausted to such a racket they drove out I feel it should be pointed out accept the diploma. And God hamburger is getting more common the dinner- most of the people who were · that while I experienced there- forbid if you want to drop a table. already there and wanted to cen~ brief absence of my auto, class ! One form after another, study. Officer Keith Bolin of the as if we had nothing better to do The demonstrations of the 1960's, the letter- UMD Police Dept. went out of when we have to get things Last fall a person in the study his way to assist in the recovery done. writing campaigns and discussions of effective room asked a noisy girl to of it . His moral and means of detering war should be more prevalent please be more quiet, as the girl professional support was much I think the clincher came Tues- now than ever. was distra• ting a lot of people appreciated by me and essen- day morning, May 21. A puppy by talking. The girl said, "shut tial to my well-being during stood crying for attention out- Because the leaders of the world powers are the hell up and mind your own those anxious moments. side of the Physical Education business." building. He was evidently lost, creating serious chasms among nations and using He, in fact, took the time to and looked as if he hadn't eaten propaganda to infect the minds of their people, the I'm glad such blatant rudeness notify me that it ~had been for quite some time. So, I decid- accomplishments of men like Henry Kissinger will is rare. Generally, students are recovered by the DPD a full ed it would be best to try to courteous and respect the day before they informed me of round up some scraps for him .. probably only delay the wide spread violence rights and desires of others. same. I certainly do not place The first, and most natural which will probably include the U.S .. But there is a small group who the blame on him for not fin- place to look of course, was the don ' t give a damn about ding my auto since the Campus main kitchen. I then called food · It will be many generations before the world will anyone but themselves. and Police do not patrol the entire services explaining the whole this group is making classroom city. situation. I was told to call the accept the beliefs of pacifistic leaders like Christ life miserable for the majority chef - of all people. So. the pup- and Ghandi, but an "armed peace " is possible of us students. I know that he would not py, staring at me with pleading with a major effort by the major powers of the hesitate to help any member of eyes, hi s ribs sticking out even world. Now is the time for that effort to begin. I am paying my own way the University community with farther. I called the chef. He through college, and would like a problem, be it large or small. listened, put his hand over the to get my money's worth. I phone repeating my story to can't do that if my attention is John M. Brostrom another cook - I supposed - and directed away from my studies Assistant Coordinator of Hous- laughed saying, " I'm sorry. but or the lecture by members of ing you'll have to fill out a form." MOUTHS WANTED this rude group I'll bet none of these people who show little in- What kind of a• form I had no UMD Senior Dental Hygiene class needs patients terest in the lectures or the idea, so he clued me in - - a food for Regional Board exams. Whoever is interested rights of others to hear the lec- UMD dares order form. I called the food in getting a free cleaning and a free full mouth set tures are paying their own way service again, and explained of x - rays can come to the Dental Hygiene Clinic, through college. If they realized To the Editor and the students the situation. She just how much it costs to get of UMD: laughed. She said she'd make first floor of the new Physics Building, for an exam through college, they would Has the UMD campus not up something for him, and ask- to see if you'll be eligible. Hours are 9 a . m.- 5 p.m. have more respect for their moved out of the dark ages of . ed where she could send the classroom time. base burlesque entertainment? bill. I took it, and she offered to every weekday. Phone: 726 - 8555 - PLEASE pitch in - bless her. HURRY ...... Is the UMD campus bigoted I'm not a moralist with enough to appreciate the ex- Anyway. my point is this: if you a cause. to inflict on ploitation of inhuman came crawling to the front door absolutely dying of thirst, you r~~ - everyone else. I'm just stereotypes? If not, why was _.. ~nother student struggling the UMD campus subjected to would probably be told to fill - ~ ·'~ · · · · toward my degree. My struggle a mis · production like "A Flea out a form but then, you would be a whole lot easier In Her Ear"? Better that we see wouldn't even be sure you without the distractiom caused a thousand ancient Bello would still be alive b ·-; the time i) the form was initial~ and your .---·· ···-··-- · (f-r> by this group of discourteous Dollys than a play as full of (, -t. - I;· people. I had not intended to trash humor as "A Flea In Her services attended. write this letter until I ~ - -· -- --~--~ Ear". ~ - overheard several groups of Phil Glende ,Judy Gelbart people complaining about the UMDSTAT~AN page 7 Women's sports This year's athletic season has several of last week's matches ~~@~ go·ne well for the various were cancelled. They are also women's teams. Although the hopeful they will be able to do "To prevent the hair from tur- sound hygienic principles. How anybody had to do was obey Moses' commands and just see UMD invitational track meet well at their upcoming state ning gray, anoint it with the did Moses survive the rigorous meet. educational _system of his up- the results they got! History was cancelled due to the blood of a black calf which has weather last week, the teams been boiled in oil, or with the bringing to spend the last forty has proved that Moses' advice was thousands of times are enthusiastic and confident Last week elections were held fat of a rattlesnake.' This years of his life teaching the for officers for next year. TRUTH to the Jewish nation? superior to the scientific they will do well in next prescription comes from the Friday's state meet. There will - Gretchen Prinz was elected How did Moses get a 4000 year knowledge of his day. Shall we famous 'Papyrus Ebers,' a be twelve UMD women entered president, Sherri Mattson - medical book written in Egypt jump on science? ignore this long-standing monumental testimeny? To- in this meet. Hopefully, they secretary - treasurer, Heidi about 1552 B.C. Since Egypt will be able to add a few more Korstad - and Barb Yost - Moses wrote, "The one to be day, · men the world over are occupied the dominant posi- broken records to the six they publicity, and Sherri Evenson cleaned shall then wash his - sick in their hearts, ruining tion in the ancient medical have accumulated this year. - hospitality. Next y_ear looks world, the 'Papyrus' is of great clothes and shave off all his families and governments and countrysides. Moses spoke on promising with the new of- importance as a record of the hair, and bathe in water and be ficers, an expanded program clean." (Leviticus 14:8) This these subjects as well! No one The tennis team has also ex- .medical knowledge of that perienced some frustration and better facilities to work cleaning terminated a strict yet understood bacteriology. day." (Thanks to "None of with our Duluth weather after with. these Diseases," by S.I. quarantining of a leper who But men can still obey the McMillen M.D., Pyramid recovered. Bible's commands and just see Publications) the results they get. The In 1847 (that's A.D .! ), one out Bible's commands will usually The Egyptian medicines also of six women in hospital mater- be as unpopular - as IN included drugs such as nity care died. A young Dr. Semmelweis' handwash_ing, THE moisture from pig's ears, ex- Semmelweis innovated man- but what does that matter creta from flies and antelopes, datory handwashing after when the results are equally lizard's blood, teeth crushed in autopsies before pelvic exams. spectacular? Do you want puaL~c INTEREST honey, and the like. Moses was The mortality rate dropped to wisdom that is often unpopular born about the time this book one out of eighty-four! After but thousands of times better was written and "was educated further observations, than anything the world in all the wisdom of the Egyp- Semmelweis required (Egypt) has to offer? I suggest The Minnesota Public Interest The report, which was written getting a Bible ai)d reading it. Research Group (MPIRG) tians" (Acts 7:22). And then handwashing between in- by Larry H . Slesinger, a For "ble§>sed is the man who reported today that Minnesota something happened; Moses dividual exams, and the mor- sophomore at Carleton College, finds wisdom, ... She is more consumers are in danger of be- felt called of God to abandon tality rate dropped further. But states that, "MPIRG has no precious than jewels·; and ing illegally overcharged when the Egyptians and instruct his handwashing was a brother, evidence that either travel nothing you desire compares buying airplane tickets. In a true kinsmen, the Jews. But and Semmelweis was soon dis- agency is intentionally with her. Long life is in l)er survey conducted by- students Moses did not teach such missed along with his wash defrauding the public. A more right hand; in her left hand are at Carleton College, eight things as asses, dung and basins. The mortality rate likely explaination is that the riches and honor. Her ways are tickets were purchased from the worm's blood applied to quickly returned to the former travel agents don't know the pleasant ways, and all her two travel agencies in North- embedded splinters. He taught high. correct fare to charge." quarantining, washing, resting, paths are peace. She is a tree 0f field College City Travel Ser- sewage disposal, circumcision, Moses couldn't persuade peo- life to those who tal : ~ hold of her, vice and Dittmann Tours, Inc: According to Slesinger, "the Six of the eight tickets were and many other strict and ple with explanations of and happy are all who hold her current fare structure approved bacterial activity, but all fast." Proverbs 3:13-18 not sold for the lowest possible by the CAB is very complex ·legal fare; five were too high and confusing to many travel and one was too low. Both agents because the CAB rules travel agencies sold tickets for a are complicated and because Honor their price 15 percent over the cor- travel agents are not taught rect fare. well enough how to calculate achievements the correct fare." Airplane fares are regulated by Civil Aeronautics Board MPIRG recommends that con- with a (CAB), a federal government sumers who believe they have regulatory agency. Failure to been overcharged for airplane charge the correct fare is a tickets should send a copy of Bulova violation of the law, punishable the ticket receipt to the Civil by a fine as high as $1,000 for Aeronautics Board , Accutron® each incorrect price. Washington, D.C., 20428. Give them split second timing, guaranteecl accurate to within a minute a month, • thanks to Bulova's famous tuning fork movement. 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