Camp-Fire Chats of the Civil War
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THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES ENTIHG OH THE OLD (sAMP GROUND.* We're tenting to-night on the old camp ground, Give us a song to cheer Our weary hearts, a song of home And the friends we love so dear. Many are the hearts that are weary to-night, for the to cease Wishing war ; Many are the hearts looking for the right To see the dawn of peace. Tenting to-night, tenting to-night, Tenting on the old camp ground. We've been tenting to-night on the old camp ground, of Thinking days gone by ; Of the loved ones at home who gave us the hand. " " And the tear that said Good-bye! We are tired of war on the old camp ground, Many are dead and gone, Of the loved and true who've left their homes ; Others been wounded long. We've been fighting to-day on the old camp ground,- Many are lying near; Some are dead, and some dying : Many are in tears. CHORUS AND REFRAIN: Dying to-night, dying to-night, Dying on the old camp ground. Copyright. Used by permission of O. Ditson & Co. CAMP-FIRE CHATS OF THE GIVIL WAR; BEING THE INCIDENT, ADVENTURE AND WAYSIDE EXPLOIT OF THE BIVOUAC AND BATTLE FIELD, AS RELATED BY MEMBERS OF THE GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC, EMBRACING THE TRAGEDY, ROMANCE. COMEDY, HUMOR AND PATHOS IN THE VARIED EXPERIENCE OF ARMY LIFE. BY WASHINGTON DAVIS. CONTAINING A HISTORY AND OTHER VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR MEMBERS OF THE G. A. R. CHICAGO: THB COBURN PUBLISHING COMPANY. 1884. COPYRIGHT BY WASHINGTON DAVIS, 188*. OP THE THE VETERANS AND THE VOLUNTEERS OF THE CIVIL WAR, UPON WHOSE LOYALTY AROSE THE STANDARD OF PERPETUAL UNION; AND TO THEIR WIVES, SISTERS AND MOTHERS, THI VOLUjVtE IS ^ESPEGTOFUbbY DEDICATED, IN THE HOPE THAT IT MAY REMAIN TO THEIR HEROIC ENDURANCE, AND A TRIBUTE TO THEIR HALLOWED MEMORY. 456703 want" has JT is hoped that no "crying need" or long-felt CHATS. H been satisfied by the publication of CAMP-FIRE Q Nor has the manuscript been prepared for the private perusal of a few of the author's friends; but this volume has been pub- lished for the same purpose as are other books in these latter old honest days (save the reports issued by good Uncle Sam), with the additional intent of preserving a few points of his- tory, and some features of army life not before delineated. To this end the subject matter has been selected, with suffi- cient humorous incident, it is thought, to relieve the work of dryness. Only one claim is made : the stories are fresh and hereto- fore and in the material the field unpublished ; gathering from the publishers and the author have spared neither labor nor expense. It was realized that much wholesome romance, to- gether with many details in the history of the Civil War, re- mained treasured only in the memories of the veterans, or at least had not found their way into print, and must necessarily the perish with soldiers, unless the many interesting stories told at the various camp-fires of the Grand Army of the Re- t PREFACE. XI public, were preserved. The preservation of these also achieves a very praiseworthy result: It furnishes to youthful minds a far better class of reading than the mass of exciting and pernicious literature thrust upon them from all sides. Each speaker has been given due credit, and is therefore responsible for the tale he has told. No character sketches have been attempted, for, since the characters are all living, it has been deemed unsafe for the author's physical well-being; and then such sketches, either pen portrait or caricature, have been odious to the writer ever since his school-boy days, when he was cartooned on the old school-yard fence by a youthful genius with a stolen piece of chalk. Thanks to the many who have furnished the anecdotes herein contained, and for their kind assistance so freely tend- ered the author while collecting the data; and especially to Symmes M. Jelley, A. M. If the book is welcomed by the public as heartily as the author has been received by the members of the Grand Army, no anxiety will be felt by W. D. CHICAGO, January, 1884. CAMP-FIRE I. The S. P. U. H. The First Camp-Fire The Camp of Instruction The Fanner and the Watermelons" How Tedious and Tasteless the Hours "The Closing Scene. CAMP-FIRE II. How a Balky Horse did not Surrender The Execution of Deserters A Pension for a Pin-Scratch. CAMP-FIRE III. The Maddest Man in the Army A Regimental Foot Race Effects of Excitement " Bress de Lor'."^ CAMP-FIRE IV. Buttermilk Without Money, but not Without Price Freaks under " Fire "Johnnies and "Yanks" stop Shooting to Shake hands Sol- diers at the Fort Different from Home Guard* "Origin of " Hold the Fort" CAMP-FIRE V. A Surprise for the Johnnies With Banks up the Red River Prison Life in Texas Soldiers yet on Parole Trouble Between the I3th and igth Army Corps. CAMP-FIRE VI. " " Slap-jacks A Trip up the Tennessee The Horrors of Valley Forge Repeated Bullets and Etiquette "Copper- Heads." CONTENTS. XI CAMP-FIRE VII. " A Banquet to the S. P. U. H. S. B." A Classical Exposition of the Term, and some Reminiscences for Illustration. CAMP-FIRE VIII. " " Libby Prison The Horned Yankee Andersonville, whose Sur- name is Death A Modern Miracle The Altar of Kleptomania Receives a Sacrifice of Seven. CAMP-FIRE IX. The Florence Prison Homeward Bound Pathetic Incidents. CAMP-FIRE X. War on the Water Daring Deeds How Many Regiments each Man Captured Remarkable Escapes The Biggest Liar in the War. CAMP-FIRE XL Sutlers Quartermasters Mules How Rich a Soldier must be to Buy Anything from a Sutler The Profits in the Government Appoint- ment of Quartermaster on a Regular Salary Eulogy on the Sutler and the Army Mule. CAMP-FIRE XII. Bushwhacking What Circumstances do with Cases A Jest on Gen. A. J. Smith Foraging. CAMP-FIRE XIII. Battles Unsung by the Muse of History Origin of the Stars and Stripes Genealogy of George Washington. CAMP-FIRE XIV. A Rollicking Recruit Love and War The S. P. U. H. Sutler " When Gabriel Blows his Trumpet in de Morning." CAMP-FIRE XV. The Race for Columbia "To Amputate or not to Amputate?" CAMP-FIRE XVI. " Brazen Effrontery "Corduroy Roads Long John, the Darkey. CAMP-FIRE XVII. Lazy Jim's Stratagem to Avoid Walking Back to Camp" They got " our Flag Anecdote of General Sherman. x ii CONTENTS. CAMP-FIRE XVIII. A Sad Occurrence" Let Many were Called, but One was Chosen the Dead and the Beautiful Rest." CAMP-FIRE XIX. A Reminiscence of General Nelson A Sham Battle Demolishes a Sutler's Store. CAMP-FIRE XX. "When this Cruel War is over" A Continuation of Camp-Fire " XVIII. A " Muley" Yoke of Muley Oxen. CAMP-FIRE XXI. The Grand Army of the Republic not a Political Organization Its Brief Record of Principles: Fraternity, Charity, Loyalty A Complete, its Organization and Growth to the Present Time. CAMP-FIRE XXII. A Romance of the War A Story Strange but True What an Insane Fisherman Caught. CAMP-FIRE XXIII. The Wrong Ox by the Horns The Tables Turned on an Officer's Strict Discipline A Decision by Mansfield, General Rivalry in Religion. CAMP-FIRE XXIV. Wrong Kind of a Cat" More About the Broken Window," or Craw- ford Again. CAMP-FIRE XXV. A Raw Recruit's Anxiety Another Story about Another Mule- On the St. Francis River A General Incog. Refused a Cup of Coffee A Confederate's Idea of what the Gospel is. CAMP-FIRE XXVI. The Sequel to the Farmer and the Watermelons The Un-wisdom of a Raw Recruit A Joke on the General The Temperance Major The Captain who didn't Water his Whiskey. CAMP-FIRE XXVII. Home on a Furlough A Premonition of Death Hours of Peril. CONTENTS. Xiii CAMP-FIRE XXVIII. " Dinnls M'Glnley as the Secretary of War" Mart McCoy and the General How the i$th Corps came by its Badge The Romance that a Spent Ball Brought About How Wheeler's Cavalry got some Corn Meal Sensations upon Seeing a Comrade Killed by a Bullet. CAMP-FIRE XXIX. The Truth about the Capture of the Guerilla Chieftain, John Morgan Audacious Audacity The Last Plank of the Ship of State. CAMP-FIRE XXX. A Mule Driver's Peculiarities Foragers Major Collins' Negro Boy, Fraction The Sad Story of an Unknown Michigan Soldier. CAMP-FIRE XXXI. "Desecrated" Vegetables What they were and how they Cooked " 'Em Shaming the Biggest Liar." CAMP-FIRE XXXII. Two of Mosby's Men Personate Union Officers A Successful Mili- tary Manoeuver Character Maintained Notwithstanding the Demoral- izing Influences of Army Life. CAMP-FIRE XXXIII. Reminiscences of the Battle of Corinth A Brave Boy in Gray The Old Canteen. CAMP-FIRE XXXIV. The Last Camp-Fire The End of the Season The S. P. U. H. Valedictory A Hymn of Peace. A Camp-fire Chat Frontispiece Knapsack 24 CartridgeBox 3* The Old Mill 35 " Bress de Lor' 41 Shell-gun 43 Skirmish Line 49 Camp Ford, Texas 65 Haversack 72 "Fall in for Grub" 85 Bombs 91 Libby Prison 97 Andersonville 107 Pontoon Bridge ... 137 Shot out of a Cannon 145 Redoubt 140 Foraging 167 Shrapnel Shell 169 Charge of Cavalry 314 A Halt on the MaVch 187 Corduroy Road 199 The Latest News 280 Lull in the Battle 269 The Morning Reveille 223 A Midnight March , 329 G.