Monroe Doctrine Macdonald Had Her Twelfth and Second Loss of Their Season

": "^ ~~~ ' ' •. : ". MONROE November U, 1991 Volume 30 Issue 10 MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE DOCTRINE "Respect All, Fear None " CAMPUS BRIEFS No Shots, No School by Bonita Howell in the Spring '91 semester an cation was sent to prospective went on to say that it is these excess of $50,000 was spent to students with their acceptance kinds of expenditures of time, Series On "Due to their failure to inform MCC's students of this letters. Additionally, two post effort and dollar costs; these comply with the laws of the state requirement, with additional card mailings were sent out from delays, which aid in increasing Awareness of New York, one hundred and expenditures to cover the costs the nursing office, and another tuitions. fourty-three students have been incurred in hiring extra person- two sets of reminders were Flynn also said that there Rochester Center for In- suspended from MCC", says Mr. nel to administer and document mailed from the Student Asso- are valid reasons for this strin- dependant Living, 758 South Thomas Flynn, Vice President, the inoculation procedure. ciation offices." gent law. There have been seri- Ave, is sponsoring a series of Student Affairs. Public Health Mr. Ronald Gigliotti, As- "We have gone above and ous outbreaks of infectious dis- 'free to the public' workshops. Law 206 requires that all stu- sociate Vice President of Stu- beyond the duties of our of fice," ease at universities in Geneseo, Energy Conservation is the dents born on or after January 1, dent Association said, "A letter Flynn added, "to inform stu- Brockport, and Buffalo, but 1957 be immunized against informing students about this topic for the November 14th dents about these immunization none, so far, at MCC. "Such an measles, mumps and rubella, or requirement was appended to workshop from 1:30-3:30 p.m. regulations, in an effort to en- outbreak at a community col- they cannot attend college. applications for admittance to courage students to accept re- Patricia A. Maier of RG&E Continued on 7 Flynn went on to say that MCC, and a second communi- sponsibility in this matter." He will present billing policies and procedures, and also give a slide presentation on ener- Students Were Left gy conservation. On Thurs- day November 21, The program will be How To Protect Out In The Cold Your Assets; how to protect by Jennifer Hoff in the loading dock, which will your home and benefits. For be replaced. more information call Fred Two fire drills last Students in the brick Dievcndorf, 442-6470. Wednesday, November 6, lounge had to be evacuated and forced students in three of did not leave immediately On MCC's buildings out into the their own. The best way to avoid UOfR cold air. danger of even a simple fire drill The first drill went off is to exit the building quickly Professor around 10:30 in the morning, and safely, without public safe- the other one around 4:30 p.m. ty, teachers or other students Dies The false alarm "drills" in build- prodding fellow students out of ing three were caused by a "de- the building. The annoying ring of the alarm should at least be a A nationally renowned fective smoke detector head", arrnrdine to lack Burkhardt. signofwarnine to exit the build- jiologist died Saturday morning in a fatal accident, when I her car spun out of control

| and struck a tree on Mendon- Photo by Linda Phillip* Center Rd. Mary S. Notter John Phillips, Operations Coordinator of the Student died of "massive head trau- Center, show off his new arrival and MCC graduate, class ma," according to a member of 2011. of Pittsford Fire Dept. She was a doctor at the U of R and had a Ph.D. in Neurolo- Lady Tribs Win Battle, gy. She leaves her husband and an eight year-old daugh- I ter who both reside in Pitts- Lose War ford. by Dana Parinello The Lady Tri- bunes completed their season in the Two fire drills in a day. l-noto t>y Leo .warning Correction: National Junior Supervisor of Safety and Train- College Athletic ing. In the Nov 4 issue of the Mon- Association Re- ing. There is a state education roe Doctrine,in the article en- gion III champion- Why wasn't the smoke law that requires colleges and titled "Traps Almost Catch ship. The tourna- detector fixed as soon as it mal- universities to have at least one People," it was incorrectly stat- ment was held at functioned? Burkhardt had no fire drill each semester. It can be ed that the Humane Society Hudson Valley answer to that question. How- a planned drill or a malfunction, took the Beaver that lost it's Community Col- ever, he did say that it was in such as: What happened in lege on November the process of being repaired. leg from the trap. That Beaver 2 and 3. The team buildings one, two and three? was, to this date, never found. finished second in Michael J. Harrington, Di- However, MCC has not fulfilled Also, the officer that was men- the region overall. rector of Public Safety, con- the state requirement and the tioned was incorrectly named The women's firmed that it was a defective drill didn't involve the entire as Marty Gilmore. The actual soccer team won smoke detector and indicated campus. name was Officer Nyquist Saturday's game that it was the air handling unit, against Herkimer Community Col- lege with the solid INSIDE THIS ISSUE-L Quote of the week: score of 2-0. Both goals were scored "When you get to the end of by Jonelle Corsey, Womens Issues 2 your rope, tie a knot and hang the team's leading rnoto by Craig Ultimo scorer. An assist #27 Michelle Zalzaro makes a play Editorial & Letters 3 Franklin Delenore Roosevelt was made by left-winger Mich- Champlain Community College. elleZazzaro. Goal keeper Dawn The ladies experienced only the King Missle Review 4 The Monroe Doctrine MacDonald had her twelfth and second loss of their season. The MD Funnies.. 6 is printed on recy- final shutout of the season. score was 1-0. The goal was made cled paper and is re- On Sunday, the team played on apenalty shot in the second half Basketball preview 7 cyclable. in the championship game against of the game. 2 The Monroe Doctrine FEATURES November 11,1991

Women's Issuer-] by Robin teVas$eujr The Worth Of A Women I will assume that every- herself until there was nothing weight. She says it reminds her Let's consider the woman ior. All you have to do is want it, one will agree with me when I left). She is exceptional at her of what she is, and it will serve who walks around in the world and take the time to learn how say human beings are very job. All day and everyday she to change her. She doesn't real- with her eyes to the ground be- to love yourself. In the book The unique creatures. Our diversity gives of herself at work and in ize that wearing that pig only cause she doesn't feel deserving Art of Loving by Erich Fromm, will attest to that alone. We are the home. The needs of others reinforces her already poor self- enough to makeeyecontact with he discusses the concept of self capableof accomplishing almost outweigh her own needs. esteem. The stories don't just others. She feels that she can go love. He states, "While it raises anything. Our creativity knows Unfortunately she gets lit— stop here. There are many more. unnoticed and she probably will. no objection to apply the con- no bounds. Women, specifical- How horrible self-hate is. It cept of love to various objects, it ly, have been bestowed with far mustn't be allowed to fester. isa widespread belief that while greater attributes such as sensi- All day and everyday How do we over come low self- it is virtuous to love others, it is tivity, ability to nurture, a gen- esteem? . not to love oneself." He goes on tle and giving nature, and a ca- she gives of herself at Why not look in the mirror to conclude that," If it is a virtue pacity to adapt to any situation and positively affirm to our- to love my neighbor as a human imaginable. The list goes on.. work and in the home. selves that we are worthy of liv- being, it must be a virtue and Why then do women significant- ing life. We are deserving of not a vice, to love myself since I ly suffer from low self-esteem The needs of others out- happiness. Wedon't have to buy am a human being too. There is and poor self- concept? Could it into what others believe to be no concept of man in which I be that our environment affects weigh her own needs. the truth about us. All we need myself am not included." us so much that we internalize to be concerned with is what we We all have it within our- everything? Could it be that our think about ourselves; this is tru- selves to be what ever we choose. society demands so much from ly all we have control over. If we We can choose to be happy re- What about the young girl us that we are automatically set tie in return. Her husband con- could only convert all the nega- gardless of what life doles out to who sits in her house all day up for failure? Or could it be stantly berates her and conse- tive in our lives into the positive us. Remember it is your life and because she thinks that she is that we never learned to love quently she gets little or no re- we will have won half the battle. no one else's. We can choose to stupid and ugly? She will never ourselves? spect from her children. She is We do not need to gauge our be productive and succeed in not overweight yet her husband know anything different if she I'm not sure why it hap- self worth based on our mate's life. Our growth as women can continually reminds her that she doesn't get out of the internal pens, but it does happen, and perception. We are the only sig- blossom into something quite is by no means perfect. All of hole that she has dug for herself. that is why it is crucially impor- nificant person in our lives. beautiful. Most of us have the this has worked on her in such a Sure, maybe she retreated there tant that we confront this per- Now no one is saying that capacity to bring life into the way that she wears a pig on her for protection at first, but now sonal monster. If s safe to say the road to a better self-image is world, but we all have the abil- ID badge where her face should the hole has become much more that there is an inordinate num- easily traveled, but it can be said ity to breathe a better life back be. She says that she will re- than that for her. It has now ber of women who suffer from that it is possible to change a into ourselves. We are truly move it as soon as she loses the become her way of life. low self-esteem. It's impossible lifetime of self-defeating behav- amazing. to recognize on sight because it crosses all social classes. If s like a fungus that spreads out of control. We either suffer from it, or PHOTO ID CARDS FOR SPRING we encounter it everyday. It can paralyze us if we let it. SEMESTER 1991 It's scary to think of how truly powerful and deceiving it NOVEMBER 12 9:00AM-7:30PM is. It will consume a perfectly wonderful deserving woman, NOVEMBER 14 9:30AM-2:30PM and convince her that she is to- tally worthless. Consider, if you NOVEMBER 21 9:30AM-2:30PM will, the profile of a professional woman with chronic low self- DECEMBER 2 9:00AM-7:30PM esteem. She, who will remain nameless, is married and the DECEMBER 5 9:30AM-2:30PM mother of two. Her marriage is bad, and her husband is insuf- DECEMBER 12 9:30AM-l:00PM ferable. They were married shortly after graduating from college,andnotlongafterwards LOCATION: the Brick Lounge she had their first child soon to be followed by the next. By soci- Students must register for the Spring Semester before card is issued. ety's standards she was a good mother (meaning she gave of

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But during a bloody vember 11, at noon, is Dr. Rob- the freedom to live where you Thomas Jefferson and John Ad- civil war Abraham Lincoln of- ert Maddox, an authority on the choose, an incalculable number Welcome to a perfect ex- ams, considered this right so ten felt it necessary to shut down Bill of Rights. As this is the of freedoms that most countries ample of the First Amendment crucial to our nation's future those papers that were spread- Bicentennial of this wonderful- do not possess. One of these is to Freedom of Speech, the Monroe they made it a part of our consti- ing information that could be ly written document, is a perfect speak out about what troubles Doctrine. tution: the first amendment. used by the enemy and impris- time to reread our forefathers you. If you do not, you're invis- Thomas Paine described Granted, it has been on those editors and public per- famous words. This was origi- ible. To your fellow man, you do the era of the American Revolu- abused. It is often a precipice sonages that spoke against his nally set to keep the few as free not exist because you choose not tion as "the times that try men's that leads to libel and slander. administration. Whether it was as the masses. The principals to make yourself heard. If there souls." Our current times are But we need to know that we necessary or not belies the point then and now are the same, all are injustices and crimes hap- still trying men's (and wom- can criticize our leaders if we that we require the ability to people are created equal and our pening to you or those you en's) souls, and in many ways feel they deserveit, and we must speak our minds. constitution, even as old as it is, know, your silence is almost a the grand experiment that was be able to inform the public It is an awesome responsi- still holds its' own. sanction for such actions. begun then is still continuing. about the mistakes they make bility. We who accept it, people We here at the MD have As a final note on free For seventy years the So- and the wrongs being perpe- who call themselves journalists been laboring for twenty years speech, for those of you who viet Union was a repressive re- trated. Our freedom to say all and who are aware that we have now, current staff and former, spend your time looking for gime that ruled its people so we need to say is never felt more the ability to affect public opin- to bring to the population of mistakes in the Monroe Doc- tightly that their every word was than when we don't have it. ion, must try to remember that MCC all that we consider perti- trine, consider this, we like to we cannot be the National En- nent enough for you to read. print something for everyone. I faiters: quirer. The words we print must This newspaper belongs to all of think so! A Disappointment be carefully considered, our re- you, not just this staff, and if you For All Welcome to; the real election day. Response To Right-To-Life Letter world! I had to work the day • You have more than one In response to October 21 righteousness, homophobia, weaker and weaker, gradually Tom Frey was scheduled to speaking engagement on the letter titled "Students for Life." and a very narrow, unrealistic forced into a corner with duct speak at MCC. Had I planned to same day. Come on Stephanie, read view of the human condition. I tape over our mouths....pushed attend, I too would have been • And,oneof yourengage- what you wrote, and I quote, cannot quietly sit back and tol- back into the dark ages where a disappointed. But in our disap- ments consists of no more than "We (students for life) are not erate this any longer. women's place is on her back. pointment, we must look at this 12% of the total voter registra- here to force our ideas on you." Stephanie, if you could just It figures you would close fact: As of August 1991 the vot- tion. Right before tha t you wrote, and lift your eyes above the line up your article with the quote "If a er registration profile of Mon- Which would be your top I quote again, "We are an infor- of fetal models, maybe you man looses reverence for any roe County revealed the num- priority? I know it is not right, mational group on campus would see that if we lose our part of life, he will lose rever- ber of those registered to vote in but it is real. which is here to inform the stu- choice, we will next lose our ence for all of life." What about the age category of 18-24 was no The good news is that we dent body about the sanctity of voice. ThispastfiascowithClar- a woman Stephanie????? more than 12%. can prevent something like this human life." Sounds like a little ence Thomas is a prime exam- Sounds like you have already Picture the scenario: from happening again: Regis- idea forcing to me. ple of that. slipped into the dark ages. , • You are running for of- ter to vote, and then vote. It is no secret that the right If we as women stay di- fice and it is a couple of weeks to Nancy Pagano to life movement is laced with vided, then we will become Cheryl Bennett Press Release The Press Release is a section of the M.D. set aside for your Student Senate to make contact with you. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the Monroe Doctrine or its staff. STUDENT SENATE MEETING STUDENT TUESDAY, NOV. 12 CAB 2:00 PM SENATE AGENDA Room 3-112 CAB CORNER INFORMATION I. Approval of Minutes from November 5 Senate Meeting TABLE CAB'S FAMILY/PM PROGRAM COMMITTEE would II. New Business like to thank all the clubs and organizations of MCC's Student A. Roundtable Appointments Association for their help with Spooktacular II. We had close Monday to 400 trick-or-treaters and their parents on October 30 at our III. Questions, Comments, Editorials, Safe Halloween, held in the MCC Terrace. This proves that thru Perusals, Complaints, And/Or... our Student Association can come together and pull off great Friday events! Spooktacular was a huge success and CAB looks for- toxic waste ward to working with MCC's clubs and organizations in many ozone depletion of our upcoming events. 11:00-1:00 deforestation We held a trick-or-treat alley contest between our clubs greenhouse effect and organizations in which they had to build a house for the extinction kids to get candy from. We chose as our winner the Business dirty beaches and Accounting Club for their igloo. ASK US ANYTHING The true success of any of CAB's programs depends on These issues affect you every day student body involvement. We would like to thank everyone :; and you may feel you can't stop them. who showed up to enjoy our program and invite you to all our D NOW YOU CAN ... others. We are always advertising our upcoming programs on the back of the Monroe Doctrine. Student Come to the Center Once again, thanks to everyone who helped make Spook- ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS tacular II an outstanding event! Hallway, INTEREST MEETING outside Melissa Greek WMCC FRIDAY, NOV. 22 Chairperson, Family/PM Program Committee 12:00 Noon in Room 3-124 4 The Monroe Doctrine ENTERTAINMENT November 11,1991 King Missile Was King At Hiccups By Mark Tichenor ing, and apparently someone up plumbing. The audience was and not at all showy or flashy. In like the Beastie Boys' "You've and Ray Messina thought that the crowd would quitecurteousandappreciative, fact, half the stage was built of Got to Fight for your Right to be appeased by the playing of treating her with a level of re- exposed plywood, and the key- Party!," "We Will Rock You" by On Monday, November 4, anentireSteelyDanCD.ltdidn't spect surpassing that of most boards were set up on an old Queen, and even a snippet of Hiccups Underground hosted a ironing board. Metallica's "Enter Sandman." benefit for WBER featuring King Singer John Hall came out The band grudgingly performed Missile, an alternative quartet before the rest of the band and an encore, complaining about which sports its own unique I mean, that's killed time by striking up a con- how inane encores were. In fact, blend of metal, punk, and story- versation with the audience, they never really left the stage telling. eating a banana and fielding beforehand. They ended their Hiccups Underground is questions from the audience. encore with an a capella version a popular comedy club on An- way cool." The other band members came of "Take Stuff from Work." drews Street which frequently out, and immediately launched After King Missile ended hosts national comedians. Paint- work. opening acts. Her set was short, into a ripping, devastating set. their final set, they very curte- ed black, with many tables, wide The opening act was a but provided a strong counter- performing such gems as ously stood in the stairwell and open floor space, and a bar, Hic- lone woman with a guitar who point to what was to follow. "CheesecakeTruck," "Sex With thanked every fan as they left. cupsUnderground provided an described her music as "Femi- On came the lights, and in You," "Jesus was Way Cool," Afterwards the band posed for ideal setting in which to show- nist Toilet Songs." She was real- went a Cars CD, as a King Mis- "The Indians," and "My Heart pictures. "I mean, that's way case King Missile's myriad tally funny, delivering songs and sile roadie (yes, a roadie.) set up is a Flower." During the set, they cool." No wonder there are so ents. monologues about many top- the stage, which was very small also covered other bands' songs, many King Missile fans! The show was late in start- ics, including drugsand backed-

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Doesn't Michael ty into the songs. for our little Australian capital- bums is that they really don't for You," 'The One Thing," and Hutchence look sexy in those In summary, it seems that ists. INXS is definitely a band allow bands to change. They are, "This Time." The rest of the remarkably Jim Morrisson-like INXS has been with us too long. that has lived up to its name. classified ads... FOR SALE BEST DAMN CAMPUS REP WANTED!!! ing Center, Room 6-207. North America's Best Damn Tour Co. Only If the Exciting field of video production ap- SERVICES Hi-Life can offer you a free Spring Break trip peals to you; come check out the NEW AND RIDER WANTED to Clevland, Columbus, '83 BUICK SKYLARK, Automatic steering/ for every 20 paid and a chance to win a Yama- IMPROVED SVTV. Holding meetings ev- BIRTHDAYS, REUNIONS, DINNERS! Cirtcinatti, or Louisville; or areas along the breaks, air, AM/FM cassette, $1000. CaI1359- ha Wavejammer. Join thousands of other ery Monday at college hour in room 3-139Q. 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ANONYMOUS The Monroe Doctrine Monroe Community College 1000 E. Henrietta Road, Rochester, NY 14623 Monday, Wednesday, Friday 292-2000, ext. 2540 - Building 3, Room 104 Noon - Room 9-100-B Universal Program The entire contents are ^991 The Monroe Doctrine The Monroe Doctrine 5 ENTERTAINMENT November 11, A Factory Full Of Funk by Ketan Patel the ladies in the place. The just as stunning as those in the Rhythm Syndicate has poten- videos shown on TV. They did The C and C Music Facto- tial. It is one of only a few rap- not waste time in doing their ry, along with Rhythm Syndi- oriented dance music groups thing. They started with their cate and comedian Kevin James that incorporates a guitar play- biggest hit, "Things That Make staged an amazing performance er. Although the guitar is not You Go Hmmm." at SUNY Fredonia this past used as frequently asNWAdoes, Freedom is probably one weekend. The three hour drive it adds spice to their music. of the most popular up and com- through a snow storm in Buffa- The sound and lighting ing artists on the dance scene. lo was well worth it to experi- effects were superb. Unlikemost He is also probably one of the ence the effect of: "the mastery/ rap-oriented dance music con- classiest men in the business. of the C and C Music Factory/ certs, the music was just loud Not only is he suave but he can which is full of jams/ that have enough to hear the vocals clear- dance, to say the least. This tobe/ pumped 'til ears get sore/ ly as opposed to just the drone performer has the power to cap- right down from Brooklyn/ to of the bass. The tech crews for tivate any audience. The song, the California sea shore." the concert were composed of "Everybody Dance Now" The concert started theater majors from Fredonia turned the concert hall into a promptly with Kevin James, a State. They must be commend- dance floor. Freedom is very standup comedian who has ap- ed on their adequate perfor- talented, but so is Zelma. Zelma peared on MTV's half-hour com- mance. The college student must have changed her clothes edy show and is currently work- managed concert was compara- for every song. Her vocals are ing on the set of "Candid Cam- ble to a professionally run one. so strong she does not need the era". Kevin humored the audi- The show had not begun attention of wearing such reveal- ence with stories of shopping ing clothes. When seeing her in yet, the crowd still had to be photo by Ken Nahoum with one's mother and of driv- thrilled by the equation that C+C Music Factory, From Leffc(back) Freedom Williams, her first outfit, one would have ing a Yugo. states: ROCK+ SOUL+ FUNK+ Zelma Davis, David Cole, and (front) Robert Clivilles thought if she wore any less Kevin James was followed POP+ TECHNO= C+C MUSIC clothing it would have been ille- by Rhythm Syndicate, a power- FACTORY. The crowd still had Freedom stepped on stage wear- straight when with a four foot gal. Obviously, we were wrong. ful group rising through the sin- to be moved by the music of the ing a tweed jacket, a poloneck, jump he began to get down in a With every change of her clothes gles chart with their storming show stomping, be-bopping, and baggy pants. This is not "stupid dope" manner. Then it she looked sexier. hit "P-A-S-S-I-O-N". They cer- hip-hopping, hits jamming, attire one would expect Free- happened that the stage was On the whole, the show tainly captured the audience power dancing Freedom Wil- dom to possess let alone wear. lighted and not by the lights but was a great success and very with powerful vocals and saxo- liams and Zelma Davis of the The question racing through the the utter beauty and sheer mag- entertaining. One can only hope phone solos. The lead singer of Clivilles and Cole Music Facto- minds of the audience was nificence of Zelma Davis. But something like this could hap- Rhythm Syndicate is certainly ry- whether Freedom was going to the men were put to shame with pen at MCC, keep on dreaming, bound to'rise in the music in- The attendance of almost get down and boogie or did he the moves of Freedom and his and for everybody not to forget dustry. His Prince-like image 2000 were surely amazed when "hose" us. But things were put dance crew. The dances were to dance now. seemed to captivate thestaresof Bookstore Scares It's Readers by Ketan Patel canceled. judge the top three costumes. The administration The staff of the bookstore strug- On October 31, the MCC seemed to take a greater interest gled to make the difficult judge- Bookstore played host to many in the event and Halloween in ment call. Finally they decided strange characters and animals general than the student body that Death should emerge vic- that would normally not be al- did. This may be due to the fact torious in the contest. Death, the lowed in the shop. Bamyard that the administrators have character from Bill and Ted's animals to famous actors, phan- children at home to keep the Bogus Journey, was portrayed toms to mother-in laws, it Halloween spirit alive. Well , by Peter Belanger. Even though seemed like everyone and ev- there was no doubt that the Pee Wee Herman (Dan Cornell) erything was in attendance at Halloween spirits were alive at was caught in the magazine the "happening"bookstore. MCC this year. section of the bookstore, doing Surprisingly enough there This year's contest was a something that cannot be pub- were no Jason look alikes, a com- great success with almost twice lished, he took second place. mon Halloween figure. Thecon- the attendance of last year. The Third place was awarded to the testants were dressed in a vari- contest was held throughout the "Old Crusty Man". All prizes ety of different costumes from day, masked characters walked were provided by the MCC all walks of life. Most of the in and out of the bookstore in Bookstore and were as follows: them were veryoriginaland well their fancy and ghoulish attires 1st prize- a choice of sweatshirt tailored. It appears that most of all through the day, unlike last from the bookstore, 2nd prize a the students were dressed up year when only a few contes- Bills T-shirt and mug and 3rd for the WMCC Halloween tants showed up at college hour. stationary. show, which unfortunately was It was a tough decision to The bookstore must be commended on if sefforts. Also, all who participated must be Faculty, Staff, & Students thanked for making it yet again Photo by Ketan Pitrl a lively, (or rather a dead) cam- Join in the Fall Harvest Peter Belanger as Death, The character from Bill and Ted's pus this Halloween. Festival of Foods Bogus Journey. COLLEGE VISITS TO MCC Thursday, November 14th ATTENTION: FaH 1991 at r in the Student Center Hallway between 11:00am & 1:00pm "The Cafe" On-Campus Recruiting in [Tuesday, November 19th, 1991 - John Hancock 1 Wed., Nov.l3th University of Room 3-129 Job Description: Marketing Representitive Position Sign up no later than Nov.Hth in the Transfer Rochester serving 11:30 till 1:00pm ,4 Placement Office, Room 1-204. 1 For Reservations call x2581 Thun, Nov.l4th St. John Fisher 6 The Monroe Doctrine MD FUNNIES November 11,1991

TABLOID TOWN BY ROB LLOYD NUTHER WORLD by Wendy Cilmore

NORMAL PEOPLE BY CHRIS REYNOLDS

MOON MADNESS BY DAVE MARTIN

COMMON'S WORLD BY JIM EDDIE HASMAN

MIDDYVILLE by Wendy Gilmore The Monroe Doctrine 7 SPORTS November 11,1991 M.C.C. Tribunes Ready For #1

A club that plays like the ical shape, and Burns, who spent III tournament, reaching the One of two Rochester-area sophomore Dave Hunt (Syra- Denver Nuggets on offense but the two previous seasons as a semifinals; and they finished player in the starting lineup is cuse/ Marcellus) at center, and * the Detroit Pistons on defense? Division I assistant at Wagner second in Penn-York Conference East high graduate Will Ken- freshmen Matt Cecil (Fairport/ It's a difficult combination College, reports, "We've had the play. drick, a freshman who's expect- Fairport) and Mario Tabb (Buf- to come by, but head coach Jerry best pre-season conditioning Nurse placed second on ed to make immediate contribu- falo/Burgard Vocational) as Burns thinks his Monroe Com- program I've experienced in my the 1990-91 club in scoring aver- tions at forward. "Will has the guards. munity College men's basket- five years as a college coach. No age, getting 17.2 points per ability to do many things, and I MCC should gain extra ball team can fill both roles nice- games will be lost this year due game. He was also the club lead- know he'll live up to the chal- strength after the holidays as ly in 1991-92.TheTribunesopen to lack of effort." er in steals, second in three-point lenge," said Burns. three more players are expected their season next Saturday, Nov. There's a lot of proven tal- baskets, and third in rebounds. At offensiveguard is fresh- to become eligible next semes- 9, with a 7:30 p.m. home game ent to go along with this strong Jordan, who split time in man Charles Reese, an Edison ter: forward Amos Nicholson against Mohawk Valley CC. work ethic: MCC returns two of the middle last year, was MCC s Tech graduate. "Charles plays (Syracuse/Nottingham) and "We'll look to fast-break, its biggest contributors from last leading rebounder both offen- extremely good defense and can guards Jerone Boone (New but we'll also be known as a year's club, shooting guard Rob sively and defensively, averag- score when needed," said Burns. York/Thomas Edison) and Dale team that plays the hardest de- Nurse (New York City/Bishop ing 8.2 boards per game. He also Rounding out the starting O'Neal (North Rose/North fense in the region," said Burns, Loughlin) and center Derrick scored 6.1 points a game, a sta- five is freshman point guard Rose-Wolcott). the first year coach. "My philos- Jordan (New York/Boys & tistic thaf s expected to increase Warren Ross (New York/An- Burns thinks the Tribunes ophy is that you must attack the Girls). dramatically as Jordan assumes drew Jackson). "Warren is per- have the talent to put together opponent both offensively and This pair helped MCC to a a full-time role. fect for our up-tempo style. He's another winning season. "I see a defensively. We'll be playing 95 final 1990-91 record of 24-7. The "Rob needs to lead us on also a good pressure player on ton of potential; they have the per cent man-to-man." Tribunes also received the No. 1 the offensive end, and Derrick defense," Burns remarked. ability to do anything they Obviously this style re- seed in the National Junior Col- will become a definite inside MCC's first man off the want." quires players to be in top phys- lege Athletic Association Region threat this year," said Burns. bench is freshman Sean Polite The key, he says, is togeth- (New York/Tolentine), who erness: "If the other team has .switches between off guard and five individuals who are all bet- small forward. ter players, but you play togeth- Sophomore Greg James er and they don't, then I believe (New York/Benjamin Cardozo) you will beat that opponent." is the other remaining veteran from 1990-91. A forward, he's Submitted by Mike Latona expected to see a substantial in- Sports informationDirector crease in playing time. Completing the roster are Continued from page 1 now actively enrolled and at- Risht tending classes at MCC. Gigliotti said, "It is our in- Suspended tent to comply with the law and lege", he added, "would to get students to do the same. spread disease throughout the We have no desire to be puni- whole area." tive about it." Flynn said that appeals Flynn concluded by say- Macintosh made by students have been ing that an investigation is un- looked at on a case by case basis der way to analyze the situation and that pleas of mitigating cir- and determine the causes for cumstances have been made by student non-compliance, and students, four of which have that a follow up report will be Right price. been granted. These students are issued in December. CELEBRATING THE BICENTENNIAL OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS "James Madison Right now And The First Amendment" A Talk By Dr. Robert Maddox Executive Director Macintosh Classic*System. Macintosh LC System. Macintosh list System. Americans United for Separation Now's the right time to buy an Apple* What's more, you may even qualify for the of Church and State Macintosh* computer system. Because right now new Apple Computer Loan, which makes buying a you can save big on Apple's most popular com- Macintosh now even easier, puters and qualifying printers. And Macintosh is So come in right now and check out the big College Hour 12:00 the right computer to help you achieve your best, savings on Macintosh. But hurry- these special throughout college and beyond. savings last only through January 5,1992. Monday, November 11,1991 Faculty and Staff contact Students contact Room 5-100 BobTeague Valerie Howe at / Sponsored by 292-2174 ComputerLand • 272-4517 if History/Political Science Department CAB CAB Campus Activities Board CAMPUS EVENTS Campus Activities Board attention arts now NEW PHOTO ID'S Distribution will take place on Thurs., Nov. 7 9:30 am - 2:30 pm Tues., Nov. 12 9:00 am - 7:30 pm Thurs., Nov. 14 9:30 am - 2:30 pm Thurs., Nov. 21 9:30 am - 2:30 pm Mon., Dec. 2 9:00 am - 7:30 pm Thurs., Dec. 5 9:30 am - 2:30 pm CELEBRATING Thurs., Dec. 12 9:30 am -1:00 pm THE at the Photo ID Distribution Center 100TH located in the Brick Lounge ANNIVERSARY OF HIS BIRTH 1991 FILMS

NOVEMBER 15. 16, 22 & 23 FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS - 8 PM NOVEMBER 17 4 24 SUNDAYS - 2 PM MCC THEATRE TICKETS: GENERAL PUBLIC - $8 STUDENTS, SENIORS, UNDER 12-$5 Available at MCC Student Center Service Desk. Tickets $1 more at the door. For more information call 292-2060. Shown in the Brick Lounge TV room Sponsored by the Monroe Community College Campus Activities Board and See schedule for times. the Division of Liberal Arts. STUDENT CENTER SERVICE DESK SKILL WORKSHOPS Lockers For Rent Discount Movie Tickets Coin-opps available Jomor & General Cinema Program Planning and Promotion in bldgs. 3,6,10 $4.00 Wed. Nov.13th Rm.7-200A Check Cashing • Bus Passes* Stamps • Money Orders

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