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. reb. 14, 1985 University of Mlssourl·SL Louis Issue 505 New degree programs approved for UMSL The University of Missouri City they are two times as large. Board of Curators has approved a At Rolla, more enhancements request for new doctoral and New degree pro­ were approved than cuts, but not graduate programs at UMSL. grams will include as many as for UMSL. At its meeting in Columbia master's degrees in Officials said that most pro­ Friday, the board accepted UM grams targeted for elimination President C. Peter Magrath's co tTl Puter science had few if any degree recipients recommendation that eight new and doctorates in in past years, but that students degree programs be offered physics and political working toward degrees in those here, and that enhancement of 17 science. areas would be allowed to other areas take place. continue. In other actions, the board also Magrath said he had based his approved increases in the stu­ recommendations on planning dent activities fee and in parking science. done by the university's two vice violation fines. Programs which would be en­ presidents, four campus chan­ In recommending the new pro­ hanced include chemistry, Cen­ cellors and their staffs. Their grams to the board, Magrath said ter for Metropolitan Studies, proposals to him had been that "the time for planning has managment and management developed from in-depth reviews passed. The time for action - information systems in the of all academic, ad'ministrative decisive, exciting and creative- School of Business Administra­ and service units. is at hand." - tion, physics, political science, The curators .also approved an The recommendations were public poJicy administration, increase of $5.30 in the student part of a university-wide review doctorate in psychology, speech activity fee for UMSL. Students of program priorities. communication, School of will now pay $55 per semester The new degree programs Education doctorate, bachelor's ~and $27 .50 during the summer. must now be' approved by the program in math and science Changes will become effective Coordinating Board for Higher education, scholarships, safety this summer. The additional Education. and risk management, develop­ funds will go toward the athletic Nearly $10 .2 million wnI be ment, student assessment and and University Center portions saved through cuts in programs data services, cooperative of the fee. and service along with other education and computerized ca­ Stiffer penalties ' for parking efficiencies. Two programs at reer counseling. and driving violations will be UMSL will be cut under the Programs which would be placed in effect as well. The fine plan. eliminated are the bachelor's for failure to obtain a parking The new programs slated for degree in music history and permit will jump from $10 to $25 .

UMSL include master's degrees literature and Vietnam Improper parking or failure to ~ in computer science, gerontol­ veteran's certification. display a parking permit will Sharon KubalLky ogy and physio-optics; master of UMSL fared better than the result in a $10 fine, instead of the .FLY BALL: Riverman Ted Meier lets go for two pOints in a social work; executive MBA; other campuses: At UMC , reduc­ present $3 penalty. Improper Feb. 6 game ~gainst the University of Missouri-Rolla. Meyer Ph.D. in management; and doc­ tions are twice as large as recom­ driving will now carry a $20 fine , scored 20 f?0lnts to hel~ lead the Rivermen to a 78-69 victory torates in physics and political mended additions, and in Kansas up from $15. over the Miners. The Rl vermen will take part in the Missouri Intercollegiate-Athletic Association p Rnancial aid cuts Honors program will see changes courses which will be phased into Jack Grone awarding stipends to students in reporter the program." recognition of their success and will hurt stixlents In order to inform students potential. The Honors Commit­ incomes above $25 ,000 per year Additional course offerings, about the opportunities in the tee, which is made up of both Chuck Weithop would be unable to receive Pell aggressive recruitment, and a program, a "much more students and faculty members, reporter grants. Currently, students new name will be part of a aggresive" recruitment program allocates the money, according The Reagan administration's from families earning more project to expand the current will begin, according to Hause. to Hause. Sophomore Honors Program proposed changes in federal than $30 ,000 per year must "Before, we had relatively few next year, according to history ,Students usually receive $100 student aid programs in the demonstrate need in order to students · recruited from high professor Steven Hause, director for each course in the program 1986 Education Department receive financial aid. schools," said Hause. "More re­ " It seems clear that financial of the program. they take, with a maximum of budget will have a direct effect cruitment was done at UMSL $200 going to each student in one on UMSL students. Mark aid will be cut in some way," Perhaps the most obvious after the first semester. We want Nugent said. "I hope Congress semester. The stipends may be Nugent, director of Student change will be in. the program's to make much more effort to con­ renewed twice. Financial Aid at UMSL, will approach this very careful­ name, which will become "The tact potential students while estimated that one-third of the ly and not do anything this Pierre Laclede Honors Pro­ they're still in high school." "The stipends are also an total dollar amount of financial drastic. " gram," named after the French incentive to stay in the program aid here could be affected. Nugent said that the specific businessman who founded St.· "Recruiting students before once you've been accepted," said numbers of stUdents at UMSL Louis in 1764. was a somewh~ t unstructured Mike Mushlin, a student in the The proposed changes would who could be affected by the process," said English professor program. changes were not available. He The program will also include John Onuska, who teaches the limit students to a maximum of In addition to the stipends, the said that Phillip S. Rokicki of new courses, including "The program's Literary Master­ $4.,000 per year in financial aid. Honors Program offers class the University of Missouri Cen­ Political Economy of the Welfare pieces course. " Now we want to Families with annual incomes sizes of less than 20 students in tral Administration was cur­ State" and "Strategies of go to the high schools and recru it, greater than $32 ,500 would be general education courses. For reritly compiling the numbers Inquiry." and perhaps take a few of the automatically disqualified example, one of Onuska's and would issue a report in a students currently in the, pro­ from the Guaranteed Student "The faculty voted in Decem­ Literary Masterpieces courses few weeks. gram with us." Loan program. ber to adopt ten courses for the . has four students in it. In addition, families with See "Aid," page 2 program," Hause said: "The One incentive for students to courses we added are topics join the program is the policy of See " Honors," page 2 ~- ' in this issue------.

A day for love The year's best What's the problem? editorials...... page 4 features/arts ...... page 6 The Current publishes your The Current's music reviewer Sports editor Dan Kimack love notes...... page 8 love notes in the center takes a look at the good, the comments on the lack of at­ classifieds ...... page 10 spread today - Happy Valen­ bad and the unheard-of in his tendance at home basketball around UMSl...... page 12 tine's Day! pop music column. games. sports ...... '.' .... page 13 page 8 page 7 page 13 -.. page 2 CURRENT Feb. 14, 1985 ums. u2date--l Sarich named to Cont. Ed. p~st Mark Sarich has been named senior con­ tinuing education coordinator for Continuing Education-Extension programs at UMSL. The appointment was announced by Wendell Smith, dean of Continuing Education­ Extension. Sarich's job responsibilities will include coordination and development of workshops, seminars and other programs offered by Con­ tinuing Education-Extension. Prior to joining UMSL, Sarich served as staff assistant in community programs for the Office of Continuing Education at Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville Mark Sarich and instructor for senior citizen classes for the Metro East Institute of Lifetime Learning. Further information on UMSL Continuing Education programs may be obtained by calling 553-5961. Video workshop set A Video Production Workshop is being offered on Monday eve­ . nings from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., beginning on Feb. 18 and continuing through April 22. The workshop will give participants valuable training in the total production process in a laboratory setting. Students will also gain hands-on experience through the use of actual television studio equipment, including color and black and white TV Rachel Johnson cameras, microphones, audio mixer, video switcher, video JOB FAIR: The Student Work Assignment Program sponsored its annual Job Fairthis week. Rep­ cassette recorders, quartz lighting system, and a wide variety resentatives of various companies were at UMSL to speak to students about job opportunities. of projectors. The instructor of the workshop will be Don Greer, associate pro­ fessor of education and director of the Instructional Technology Center at UMSL. PSA involved in campus issues . The registration fee for the course if $175. apartheid in South Africa. A peti­ student in the evening) are pro­ For more information, contact JOG Williams at 553-5961. Florence J. Tipton assistant news editor tion was circulated to encourage fessors here at UMSL, but the students to get involved in the academy has had off-campus The Political Science divestiture plan. speakers in the past. Harriet Theater group will Academy, an UMSL organization The group is also investigating Woods has spoken, Gen. Knol in which students and factilly the bookstore policy, including spoke on President Reagan's interact on an informal basis is the prices of supplies and books, 'Star Wars' plan, and leaders of perform play hera regaining its status in UMSL ~c­ Gorges said. the West Germany peace move­ The University Players will present William Saroyan's "The tivities, said Jon Gorges, presi­ Not only is the organization ment, who spoke on the deploy­ Time of Your Life," on Thursday, Feb. 21 through Sunday, Feb. 24 . dent of the organization. involved with UMSL affairs, but ment of U.S. missiles in Europe All performances will be at 8 p.m. in the Benton Hall Theater. "We're doing anything we can also in public policy affairs as and its effect on West Germany. The play, set in 1939 a month after the war in Europe had begun. to increase intellect and aware­ well, according to Professor Though serious topics are dis­ is a day in the life of a San Francisco bar and its regulars - the kid ness of the UMSL community," Marty Rochester, chairperson. cussed, the academy provides who plays the pinball machine, the lover waiting for his girl, an Gorges said. "The ideal is to promote a extra-curricular activities for inarticulate-Arab, assorted floozies and Joe, a mysteriously rich Gorges said the academy re­ lively exchange of views on im­ those students involved, accord­ man who drinks champagne and sends his side kick Tom out all cently helped organize a stUdent portant current public affairs ing to Rochester. . over town on such errands as buying chewing gum and panatella protest of the proposed UMSL - issues," Rochester said of the "There is no such thing as a cigars. Harris-Stowe State College meetings held once a month. membership," Rochester said. The production, directed by 'Jim Fay of the UMSL Speech merger. The academy also cos­ Rochester said students "get "Anyone on campus who is inte­ Department, will feature Paul Elkin as Tom, George Erwin as Joe, ponsored a debate between the to know faculty members much rested in public policy affairs Martha Casey-Phillip as Kitty, Chris Stolte as Nick and Ben Fox as Associated Black Collegians, the better and in a very different can join." Kit Carson. Libertarian Party and the Young capacity than in the classroom." Anyone interested in the General admission is $4, student and senior citizen admission is Republicans on the South African He added that students can also Political Science Academy and $3. For more information, call 553-5733. divestiture issue. meet other students that share would like to attend their next In addition, a meeting was held similar views to their own. meeting on Feb. 19 at 7:30 p.m. Jan. 28 with Hilary Shelton of Speakers at the meetings may pick up a newsletter in the Course offered for ABC as the guest speaker, dis­ (which are held at either the Political Science office, 807 cussing the movement against home of a faculty member or a Tower. Information on where the retuming students meeting will be held is given. UMSL will present "So You 're Thinking About Going Back to School," as part of its Winter/Spring 1985 Discovery Program. The free program of information, friendly advice, and lively discus­ Honors sion on how and why to go back to school will be held at Parkway from page 1 Senior High School, 369 Woods Mill Road, on Thursday, Feb. 21, get more out of it (the "Some people go on to win from 7:30 to 9 p.m. "There's a camaraderie in program)." fellowships and awards." Representatives from UMSL as well as adults who have already smaller classes," Onuska said. "The Honors Program has Honors graduates also receive returned to school will present information and answer questions "Students can take advantage of been successful in forming stu­ a certificate upon completion of about courses, degree programs, student services, admission the accessibility of faculty mem­ dent groups," Onuska said. the program, and special requirements, financial assistance. Participants with college bers much more." UMSL doesn't provide many recognition at commencement credits may bring a transcript for an unofficial evaluation. This camaraderie has extra activities. We're trying to and on their transcripts. Advance registration for this free program is requested. For manifested itself in various help bridge the gap between a Hause stresses that students more information or to register call 553-5511. ways. One example is a student commuter and a non-commuter should look into the program. organization, founded and con­ campus like UMSL." "It's a tremendous oppor­ trolled by students in the pro­ The Laclede Honors Program tunity," Hause said. "The college Engineer class for gram which helps o.rganize social may also hold benefits for (Arts and Sciences) has been activities for honors students. students after graduation, very supportive, and the "There was a consensus among according to Onuska. administration has given us very high school students us that we could organize some "It's a sure source of r.ecom­ effective backing. We want worthwhile activities," Mushlin mendations from professors stUdents to learn about the pro­ A course designed to introduce outstanding high school juniors said. "They provide us a means to after college," Onuska said. gram and what it has to offer." and seniors to the various engineering disciplines and tools that engineers use to do their work will be offered. The course will be on Thursday evenings from 7 to 9 p.m., beginning on March 7, and con­ Aid tinuing through April 25. from page 1 The course, which is designed to help high school students to because of living expenses and dent Incentive Grants and $17 . better understand what engineers do and hoW mathematics and Rokicki said that $90 million out-of -state fees. million in graduate fellowships sciences relate to the engineering fields, will consist of 16 hours of. Rokicki also indicated that if for women and minorities. lectures, discussions, and practical exercise. Some homework worth of financial assistance was provided at the four UM cam­ these changes are approved, it The National Education aSSignments will be required. Students who enroll full-time at the could strain public resources, as Association has denounced the University of Missouri-Rolla after high school will receive one puses with $8 .1 million of this at UMSL. Approximately one-third students now attending private cuts, saying the plan'was "short­ hour of college credit for successfully completing this course. colleges and universities switch sided." Applicants should be presently enrolled as high school juniors of this money was provided directly by the university. This to less expensive public "Our nation faces a serious or seniors and should be in the upper third of their class institutions. deficit problem that can't be academically. Applicants should also have completed one or more included assistantships, fellowships, and on-campus Nationally, it is estimated that ignored." acknowledged Mary laboratory science courses and at least three units of high one out of every four who apply Hatwood Futrell, president of school mathematics. employment. "We have a com­ mitment to help all needy for financial aid would not get it. the organization. "But we believe The fee for the course is $170, and enrollment is limited. The Educators expect the Office of that education is vital to our deadline for registration is Feb. 22 and applicants should enclose a students," Rokicki said. Rokicki said that non-Missouri Management and Budget to also nation's future. Education ought copy of their high school transcript with their application. For try to eliminate $412 million in to be treated no worse than any more information contact Joe Williams at 553-5961. residents attending UMSL would probably be affected most here Supplemental Grants, $76 stu- other federal budget category." Feb. 14 , 1985 CURRENT page 3 Students working to reduce threat of apartheid

RachelJohnson also plan to speak with C. Peter The University of Missouri has fined, put in jail, or forced to entire black population lives on reporter Magrath, president of the univer­ approximately $80 million inves­ move. less than 13 percent of South sity, early in March. ted in companies with interest in South Africa's black popula­ Africa's land. "Some students don't - want After the meeting, the group South Africa. Fifty-seven of the tion reaches about 25 million, The anti-apartheid movement their education hoisted on the tried to stage a rally outside but 100 largest American cor­ and is split into three groups: in the U.S. is like the campus backs of bl ack people in So.uth the weather was too cold. Instead porations have money in South those who live in rural areas movement: in the formative Africa," Hilary Shelton told they circulated a petition among Africa, companies such as IBM, working as share croppers; those stages. The main objective of the students at a rally Friday. the Columbia studimts, who, General Electric, Mobil Oil, in black areas of cities; and those movement is to reduce the num­ Shelton was one of 10 students. according to Barnes, "were very Monsanto and all of the auto who live in homelands, Works ber of allies South Africa has, Clnd who staged a silent protest at the interested in the issue-and asked makers. South Africa is rich in said. to prevent U.S. cooperation with UM Board of Curators meeting very revelant questions." natural resources, di amonds, the South African government. on the Columbia campJs. Homelands generally are While in Columbia the iron, copper, gold, oil and very located in barren rural areas and Divestiture is an issue debated Greg Barnes, president .of the students spoke with Pamela low labor costs because of the .residents in large part must sur­ on both continents. There is dis­ Student Association here, says McCluer of Columbia's Women's South African system of govern- vive on what they can farm. sension among African anti­ that the university has approx­ Center, who hopes to form a ment: apartheid. . Infant mortality in homelands is apartheid groups about whether imately $80 miil10n invested in coalition of students who are about 300 per thousand as or not to encourage Westerners companies with interests in concerned about the issue. The Apartheid means "apartness." opposed to the white infant mor­ to divest. According to Works, South Africa, of which $30 coalition plans to bring students It is the policy of strict racial tality rate of 14 per thousand, "There is a tremendous cam­ million is invested in companies from Columbia to next month's separation and the result in according to Assistant Professor paign by white South Africans to subscribing to the Sullivan code. meeting in St. Louis. South Africa is a white minorit~ Mary Earls at Washington stop divestiture pOlicies, there is Last October the group brought Shelton wo uld like students to ruling a black majority. John University. unanimity among whites over the up a divestment proposal to the write the curators and to get Works, history professor at issue, which should tell you board bu t it was thrown out in involved with the issue. He feels UMSL, describes the South Only gainfully employed something." place of a proposal that would "we're investing against our­ African government as having a blacks may live in cities, which Works also said that U.S. invest most future funds in COrll­ selves. We invest university "tremendous amount of control many times means that women, investments do not make up the panies with Sullivan signatures. money in South Africa so com­ over people's identity, over their children, and older people are bulk of the South African panies can build over there and dest iny. Big Brother lives in forced to live in homelands with According to Barnes, the economy, and that divestiture save money with slave labor, South Africa, and he's white. It's the husband coming home to see wo uld not alter the South African students were denied a place on instead of having to pay • very much an Orwellian his family only once a year. Few economy dras.tically. "Divesti­ this month's agenda. This came American wages to Americans." situation." urban blacks own their own ture by the university is not going as a surprise to him because, he Students on campus here hope homes and few have leases, so to change South Africa, but it will said, both Doug Russell, pTesi­ to build a strong coalition for Accordingto Works, blacks are when the government wants put this university on record as dent of the board, and Jeanne help at the March protest. There required to carry a pass which them to leave, their only choice being opposed to racism," he Epple, chairman of the board, will be a coalition planning meet­ indicates where they are is to go to a homeland, Works said . had told students they would put ing next Friday. For information authorized to live and to work said. The New York City Retirement the issue on the agenda. call Barnes or Shelton, 553- and their entire work history. "The logic in having these Fund, the city of Boston, New The board did announce 5105. Police have.the right to ask for separate areas is so the pOlice Zealand, the University of publicly that the group would be this pass at any time and if and army can control the blacks; Michigan and Yale University given time at the meeting next * * * they're not where they're if warfare erupts the areas can be are some of the groups who have month in St. Louis. Students here authorized to be they could be surrounded," Works said. The divested funds. UM to study research park plan The University of Missouri UM President C. Peter project. Board of Curators at its meeting Magrath will proceed with test­ Under the proposed plan, the here Friday endorsed in princi­ ing of the potential for develop­ university would hire a ple the development of a high­ ment of the site. In order to developer/ manager to produce technology research park on minimize financial risk, this construction and lease university property near ph ase will test the market before documents. At the same time, a Weldon Spring. the university commits to the concerted effort would be made to secure lease agreements and examine the willingness of the state and other agencies to pro­ vide the initial costs of PROJECT PHILIP development. The Bible Solves all your problems A final decision on develop­ ment of the park would await when all things and friends fail you obtaining sufficient lease agreements and the negotiation We offer a free Bible and Correspondence of funding. The predevelopment course to all students. Free postage. marketing of the project is expected to be .completed by Write to: Project Philip - College-Campus September. P.o.' Box 11301, Clayton P.o. The board in December Sf. Louis, MO 63105 received a preliminary draft of a feasibility report concerning the development of a research park at Weldon Spring. Th e report 1985~86 Student Senator concerned the development of a Applications now available research park in the St. Louis region at the Weldon Spring site for the and projections of growth in employment and research and University Senate development facilities nation­ In the Student Association Office, Room 262 wide. It also suggested goals and University Center. a land development strategy. The curators also endorsed in Filing Deadline: March 1, 1985, 5 p.m. principle the development of a Elections: March 11 and 12, 1985 high-technology research park 25 seats available. For more information call 553-5104. on university property near ·Steamboa. Weldon Spring. SKI COUNTRY U.S.A. University Program Board TWO NIGHTS/TWO LIFTS ...... $84 presents FIVE NIGHTS/FOUR LIFTS .. ... $169 - SEVEN NIGHTS/FIVE LIFTS .... $219 WI[)~IS[)A ~ HELP WANTED • CONDO LODGING· MOUNTAIN PICNIC· The Current is accept­ • SKI RACE • MORE • ing applications for a ~()()~ ll~1 /" proofreader. The person hired will have exceptional spelling and grammar . More information and skills. No other experi­ reservations, call , ence is necessary. the, Hours are flexible but toll free the person must be avail­ 1-800-321-5911 ~~ able on Monday (day) and within Colorado , HEATERS Tuesday (preferably 1-800-621-8385 ext. 302 fie evening). within Fort Collins, Colorado '4). ,:~1J; This is a paid position. 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University Center Lounge /" page 4 CURRENT Feb. 14, 1985 editorials letters f'rom readers / I • Housing refe"Ei available Use the power It's time to put down the prover­ University Senate in March. The Dear Editor: admittedly is not ,m easy task, there are bial foot. Senate, for those of you not up on After reading the Current editorial over 2,000 apartment units in ·the No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more immediate area, and 3 to 5 percent of UMSL politics, is the governing (Dorms would be an improvement) in the dilly-dallying. body of the UMSL campus. Faculty Feb. 7 issue of the paper, I felt I should these units are vacant at any given time. We're referring tQ , as one of our write to remind students that UMSL does Additionally, according to a survey of nine members are elected by their provide a service that assists them in their apartment complexes, on t/le average 10 readers so nicely put it, Chess peers and student members are search for quality housing near campus. percent of these units are occupied by Club-gate~the saga of a boy and his elected by students (that means The UMSL Housing Referral Service students. club and the escapades involved. you!). The group has a fair amount maintains a listing of over 100 rooms, This writer takes no exception with the This story has everything - of clout in determining our future apartments and houses for rent as well as statements made in the previously men­ action, adventure, money, mys­ . and that of this campus. roommate listings. In addition, a list of tioned article. I simply wanted to bring to tery, sex. And we've been following Many of you are capable of serv­ the attention of the UMSL population the apartment complexes within a five-mile it like any faithful newspaper ing on the Senate. It . takes some existence and availability of the Housing radius of campus, which includes infor­ would. But enough is enough. time and a little effort but it's an mation about rent prices, lease terms, dis­ Referral Service, located in the Office of Student Activities, 250 University Center. The issue has been tried in the important job - one that Mr. tance from campus in time, utilities and UMSL Student Court and E. amenities, has been prepared for the If yo u find yo urself looking for a place to Kuefler shouldn't be given the apartment hunter. We also make available stay near campus, I invite you to stop by Thomas Kuefler Jr. has been found privilege to perform again. copies of the Home and Apartment direc­ the office or call us at 553-5536. guilty. He was ordered to return If you're interested in upholding tories published by the Home Builders Sincerely, $313.65 to the Chess Club and the influence of the Student Court, Association. - Jan Archibald refused. The matter is now being and if you support the ideals of law, While finding "just the right place" Student Services Adviser investigated by the Office of Stu­ order, academics 'and morality, run dent Affairs. for a Senate seat yourself. Or work The real story here is the fact hard to elect a COmpetent, interest­ Says enough is enough . that the culprit must be stopped - ed friend. But if Mr. Kuefler runs, soon - so that a soap opera such as do not re-elect this student to the this will never des'cend (like a vul­ Senate in March. It would be a Dear Editor, < muter campus whose primary concern is In reference to the letter published in balancing the responsibility of course ture?) on UMSL's campus again. grave mistake. this column last week from Mr. Kuefler, work, jobs and families. To Mr. Kuefler I But what can we, poor, helpless For Mr. Kuefler has proven that Jr., our "distinguished" UM curator express my resentment as one of those citizens of this UMSL community, his respect for the above­ scholar and UMSL student senator: students at tpe fact that apparently he has do to stop the menace? Let us tell mentioned ideals only extends to enough already! I don't think that this so nothing better to do with his time but you. his own interpretation of those called "revolution" within the chess club cry "foul ". Reliable sources say Mr. Kuefler ideals. And that's a dangerous way is a matter of any far reaching importance Certainly, Mr. Kuefler is not naive plans to run for re-election to the to deal with life. or concern to the student body of a com- S~e "Webster," page 5 ,Valentine's _- a cold day for warm.hearts"7 student~ when I mention my proposal? Health," states that in the winter, the cold, Johnn Tucci Well , so far it's been a chorus of "Oh come reporter dry, weak winds, and brief sunshine lead Icommentary I on, we need a break in the middle of win­ to good concentration and increased Today is Valentine's Day - illogically a ter." I always responq by citing energy levels for work. day for lovers. This day's place on tlw Christian feast day . So where is the con­ Washington's Birthday as that break. On the other hand, pleasant, warm, arid, calendar has always puzzled me. For nection between the martyrs' feast day I ask now that you hear me out on my and glaring sunlight lead to poor concen­ example, Christmas is'in December when - and love? Some historians say that the proposal. I have justifiable reasons why I tration levels and a low energy supply for Christ was born and . Washington's association comes from the similarity be­ want Valentine's Day later in spring. work. A good atmosphere for love, I Birthday is in February when Washington tween the Norman word "galatin," mean­ Look at winter . .All through literature, think. was born, give or take a few days, so we can ing "lover of women," and the name it's been the season of death. Dylan have the convenience of a three day Valentine. Historians report that the "g" Thomas wrote in "The Force that Through Nonetheless, not all experts believe the weekend . Even Halloween comes at a time was frequently pronounced as a "v, " and the Green Fuse Drives the Flower," that weather has that kind of an effe ct on us . when the air's chilled and the wind's howl that led to confusion. winter was the force that "through the William F. Petersen, M.D . of the Medical is logical. However, during the Middle Ages, peo­ green fuse drives the flower, drives my School at the University of Illinois­ But Valentine's Day is placed r ight in ple believed that birds began mating on green age; that blasts the roots of trees is Chicago says that cold weather brings on a the middle of winter. Have you ever tried Feb. 14 . Goeffrey Chaucer wrote in my destroyer. And I am dumb to tell the "concentration" phase leading to a sense to find a fresh flower growing in a garden "Parliament of Fowles," "For this was crooked rose my youth is bent by the same of excitement that includes increased for your sweetheart? How about trying to Seynt Valentyne's day, when every fowle wintry fever. " heart rate, respiration, blood pressure, walk through the woods, or for that matter, cometh to choose her mate." Hence, the On the other side of the coin is spring. and circulation. Warm weather, he says, doing anything outside when the wind chill possible link between the Christian feast Literature has always celebrated love in creates an "expansion" phase with is below ~ero ? Death seems to be day and love. spring. Alfred, Lord Tennyson coined the symptoms like a diminishing heart rate everywhere in February, and yet it's the Granted, these connections are logical; classic quote, "In the spring a young man's and circulation. time we celebrate love. however, I can't understand how anyone heart lightly turns to thoughts of love." Thus, the experts seem to be split on So how did we get stuck, celebrating can be in the mood for romance in the mid­ However, maybe psychologically it what type of weather will incite the love love in the midst of winter? dle of February. Thus, I make this pro­ would make sense for us to have Valen­ mood. Christian history mentions three Valen­ posal: We should move Valentine's Day to tine's Day in the spring. An articie by Oh well, I don't know about you, but I tines who have two things in common. May 14 and shift Mother's Day to the Stephen Rosen, the author of "Weather­ plan to give my sweetheart a box of candy They were all martyred and very little is second Sunday in February. ing: How the Atmosphere Conditions Your and flowers on May 14 . As for tonight, I known about them. Feb.14 is merely their What has been the reaction of UMSL Body, Your Mind , Your Moods - and Your may be in trouble.

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- '- -- _. .-~ .------~ - Feb. 14, 1985 CURRENT page 5 more letters Responds to KueRer on parking, academics

Dear Editor: Secondly, I would entreat Ku'efler to free speech forum provided by the Cur­ he refuses to recognize, I would relish the Overthe last six months I have followed make his points about his own case and to rent, should he persist in his personal opportunity to introduce a motion to that the Current's serial publication of "The spare us his lugubrious outpourings about attacks and displays of bad taste, should effect as well. Since he is so title­ Collected Works and Outbursts of Moral parking tickets at UMSL (for which he pro­ he further defame the Academic Senate conscious, I bad better provide a few of my Self-approbation of E. Tom Kuefier, Jr." vides no empirical evidence). 1 suspect and impugn the moral character and own: - always wi~h interest, occasionally with that his allegations of incompetence on intellectual capabilities of "leftist" mem­ a sense of bemusement and, more recent­ the part of enforcement officers on this bers of the UMSL faculty and staff - I ly , with a growing sense of irritation. I campus are really intended to divert our shall take it upon myself, as a duly elected judged many of the exch~nges printed on attention away from his own acts of ques­ member of the Academic Senate, to Respectfully submitte,d, these pages to involve student affairs, and tionable legality. His current imbroglio introduce a motion of censure against him Joyce M. Mushaben hence, restrained myself from joining in undermines his contentions that he (and in that body. former summa cum laude, the verbal frevel. Kuefler's letter of Feb. 7 he alone, from the sounds of it) is a decent, assistant professor of political science, has once again exceeded the limits of taste law-abiding citizen. Moreover, if Kuefler would prefer to research associate, and decency, and I can contain myself no Thirdly, even more offensive and have . his case adjudicated by the Center for International Studies, longer. I am angry to the max. morally repugnant is Kuefler's ad Academic Senate, rather than by the Stu­ member of the UMSL Academic Senate, I am not acquainted wi'th the sordid hominen attack on Pascal Bercker. There dent Court whose legitima'cy and standing member of the UMSL Faculty Council details, nor with the personalities are laws in this country that exist to pro­ involved in Chess-Club-gate. I will tect the reputation and good name of address myself only to a few items in the individuals; I recommend that Citizen letter itself. First, I am piqued by Kuefler read up ,on them for future Kuefler's semantic excesses, faulty syn­ reference. He needs to learn that in a tax and violations of the grammatical con­ democracy, it is not standard operating ventions of the English language procedure to defend oneself by viciously Webster ("corroded away at"); I submit that the assaulting the character of others. ability to apply what one has learned (e.g. Finally, I object wholeheartedly to the from page 4 the student court by Mr. Kuefler. in English composition classes) is a better manner in which Kuefler persistently Therefore I ask him to lay aside his petty measure of a person's intelligence than a seeks to take in vain the name of this cam­ enough to believe in the infallibility of any hypocrisy and to quit passing the buck of pus's "fundamental policy-making body," formal GPA. system of justice. In fact, the issue of guilt responsibility for the problems on college This is a minor pojnt, I admit, so I will namely the Academic Senate (whose or innocence quickly becomes irrelevant campuses to homosexuals and leftist move on to a subject that is closer to my name he gets wrong) to serve his own petty within his arguments. As an UMSL student ideals, and instead look to people like him­ own academic discipline. Kuefler's inac­ purposes. Kuefler's practice of flaunting senator, he freely made the choice to be self, people who ask for all the benefits of his membership in that body may convey curate but nonetheless assiduous utiliza­ part of the system of student government our society and its institutions without the mistaken impression to Current tion of such terms as "constitutional at this university, and now he tells us that being willing to accept the costs involved. readers that the other representatives in authority" (as opposed to statutory he is above the jurisdiction and Someone should tell Mr. Kuefler that that duly constituted organ quietly con­ authority, as relates to the existing by­ judgements of the body that this same stu­ there is no su.ch thing as a free lunch. laws of the organs of university self­ done or perha.ps even actively support his dent goverm;nent has assigned the respon­ governance), " binding legislation," inane and self-aggrandizing outbursts. sibility of hearing and arbitrating cases "overthrows" and " unlawful revolutions" Kuefler had better disabuse himself of If he is really concerned about the such as his. I support the idea of reform welfare of this university and its clubs and (when were revolutions ever lawful?)" this notion, that he suggests, and I suggest such I will go out on a limb and state publicly institutions then I present him with this indicate that Mr. 4.0 ought to sign up for an reform start with Mr. Kuefler. introductory course in Political Science. I that an overwhelming majority of the men solution: subject himself to the verdict of am willing to bet that this self-proclaimed and women who donate many hours to the the court or resign from the StUdent Those of us who are serious students see processes of university self-.governance Senate, and perhaps the University. Superstudent would not survive beyond the action Mr. Kuefler has chosen to follow the first exam in one of my classes, not find his antics ludicrous at best. In our Whichever he chooses will be a more re­ as a threat to the hard-fought-for status efforts to extend and enhance educational sponsible path than he now follows. because he would find himself subjected this university enjoys in the community. opportunities for all students.on this cam­ to acts of ideological perversity or Although I am only a member of the pus, we in fact abhor the neanderthalian For responsibility and egalitarianism. intellectual totalitarial1ism on my part, politically ignorant bourgeois, I have a values he seeks to impose on the com- Sincerely, but because of the academic standards I suspicion that a reversal of the present munity at large. ' set. Ask any student who has survived decision would bring down accolades upon those classes in past semesters. Should Kuefler continue to abuse the Sheldon Webster

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greetings Mike Luczak features/arts editor fortoday For students who have per­ sonal, academic, or career con­ Mike Luczak cerns, Mary Al drich and the Peer features/arts editor Counseling Center are ready and Since this is Valentine's willing to listen and help. Day I've decided to dedicate Aldrich, a senior at UMSL, re­ this column to my own per­ cently joined the Peer Counsel­ sonal greeting cards I'll be ing staff this semester because sending off this year. I'm her future plans include a poss­ sorry, but you won't find these ible career in counselingr she cards in stores because said. they're part of the special "The job offers a good oppor­ Mike Luczak collection tun ity for me to see what coun­ seling is all about," Aldrich said. . a touch Aldrich said she became inte­ rested in becoming a peer coun­ 'of class selor while she was enrolled in Psychology 161 "Helping Let's start with the cards I'll Relationships." "Helping be sending to my favorite Relationships" is a basic women: requirement before anyone is - I've had many idols in my able to become a peer life - but I've never idled any counselor. faster than when I've been Aldrich described the class as Cedric R. Anderson with you. one that teaches students the Let's do something READY TO BE OF HELP: Peer counselor Mary Aldrich is a new member of the Peer Counseling basic skills needed for staff that helps students with everyday problems, foreign tonight - let's go counseling. Dutch. "It's a class that teaches you "In addition, I also help with Maintaining the career li­ rience for her. - Girl, I'd like to figure basic listening skills, how to be workshops, " Aldrich said. brary, providing counseling, and "This is the only completely skate with you because - two an active listener, show The workshops are offered conducting workshops at the cen­ commuter campus I've been on. is a better figure than one. empathy, and how to use open­ throughout the year at the center ter, make a peer counselor's At the other colleges I stayed in - Whenever I think of you a ended questions: It also includes on such subjects as time manage­ schedule a bu sy one and dorms on the campuses, and it picture stays in my mind - so a lot of practice in role playing, " ment and interviewing skills, and schoolwork often difficult, but was tough for me to get any how about a picture for my Aldrich said. usually take about an hour for Aldrich said she has been able studying done." wallet too? Aldrich said she likes being a each session, with some to adjust. Aldrich said she feels that - Love is - something you peer counselor because she's workshops lasting more than "I do a lot of my studying in the know by heart. UMSL, unlike other schools she's been able to meet and make one session. evenings, so I'm really not affec­ attended, provides a good study­ - For me the difference be ­ friends, while helping people out ted by my work here at the cen­ In addition, the center also has in~ a tmosph ~ re for stud ents. tween one and two is - you' with their everyday problems. a career library where students ter," Aldrich said. - If I made a move on yo u - As a peer counselor. Aldrich can find books and important For Aldrich, UMSL is the third "What's so great about UMSL would yo u second the can provide free personal coun­ information on any career fields college she's attended, and she too, is the fact that everyone's so motion? seling on a walk-in basis. they might be interested in. admits that it's a different expe- friendly here," Aldrich said. - Are you looking for a switch? Great, then turn me on. - It doesl1't matter if you're Department to offer fitness workshop slow because - I'd like yo u at do I need, how much, when any rate. Editor's note: This article was written by Gail Chew, a lecturer should I stop? - Even though you might in the department of physical Now yo u have the opportunity not think I'm in the running - education. to ask yo ur questions and find you still make my heart some lInswers. race. Do you think you could benefit The physical education - That's OK if you don't like from a workshop about exercise department feels that the time me now - because there's and your body's basic need to students spend at UMSL making always the chance that you move? decisions for their future is an might fall madly in love with excellent one to educate them to me later. Mankind has come a long way the importance of life-style. Now here are some I'll be in improving the healthful con­ The department also strives to sending to the women who ditions in which we live. Our assist faculty and staff in making don't like me: primary focus for good health intelligent health fitness has changed from infectious dis­ - I've been thinking of writ­ decisions and perhaps begin ease to those diseases related to ing you a letter, and the best some behavior changes for a how one lives - one's lifestyle. lifestyle higher in quality. one I could think of was - Y? We also realize that being well - I just wanted to tell you does not just mean being free from The Personal Physical Fitness that - the only reason I asked illness. Workshop developed by the you out on a date was because physical education department I thought I could take a joke. Many people lack physical and run through Continuing symptoms of disease but are de­ Education-Extension will, - Since love is considered a pressed, anxious, tense, or through lecture and demonstra­ mindless game, you know generally unhappy with the con­ tion, do some basic testing and what that means? It means ditions of their lives. These provide handouts to help you to you can play. emotions, or the way people better design your own physical - 1 heard you can get your abuse their bodies with· fitness program and/or become a bras cheaper - because you excessive eating, drinking, or more informed consumer of all get them at a flat rate. use of drugs (which may be a sub­ the fitness offerings now avail­ stitute for other human needs) able. Some topics covered will be - I heard you're the kind of girl who likes to travel - but may lower the body's resistance exercise precautions, cardiovas­ how far can you go on an ego and lead to physical disease. cular fitness, flexibility, trip? strength, body composition, All of these issues point to the designing y~ur exercise pro- - I think I've found the per­ need for individuals to take , gram, including proper warm­ fect date for you - April 1st. charge and be responsible for ups, overloads, and cool downs. their wellness, by making posi­ Note: For thoS"e of you who tive lifestyle improvements. One What an excellent way to begin are thinking of saying "I love positive lifestyle change is to to make physical exercise a part you" today to your boyfriend include regular, vigorous exer­ Ken Forsey's production assured, I won't be extracting , songwriters from all walks mix- . impbrtance and on The Swing last two albums, lOSing audi­ clearly defines the music, teeth. I'll be extracting jng 12 inch dance singles. drummer Jon Farriss and bassist ences as well as dollars, but on especially the up-front heavy memories from the music world To be honest, ' though, there Garry Gary Beers provide -an Heartbeat City, the group fused metal of guitarist Steve Stevens. stored over the past year. were a lot of great sounds cut in overdose of power and punch, their experimental leanings and . Stevens provides the key You do remember, don't you? 1984. The radio and the reviews freeing the r est of the band to heavier sound into a winning ingredients ·of energy and It was the year we got hit by don't explain the whole picture, playoff them in any fashio""yet combination. melody to such infernos as "BIOe Prince and Purple Rain (as did and I don't want to badmouth or retaining a method to their mad­ The roughness growls on such Highway" and "Daytime the group America about 10 years flatter albums. I haven't heard ness. Take for instance "I Send a rockers as " Magic" and "It's Not Drama," two vastly underrated, ago on "Ventura Highway"), them in their entirety, so let's Message;" a hilarious romp the Night," and more recent un"derplayed tracks. Idol's punk were dazzled at the antics of just call this sample Of pressings spiced by Michael Hlltchence's directions filter through such roots Istir in the vexing "Eyes Cyndi Lauper (and dazzled at the I've thoughtfully evaluated a list . Elvis-like vocals, Kirk Pengilly's lofty affairs as " Looking for Without a Face" and the haunting , fact she was really human), and of recommended _ listening, . tight, nervous saxophone, and Love," "Drive," and " Heartqeat "Flesh for Fantasy." Send "the finally finished off the last of albums which create a gripping Tim Farriss' mocking, cliche­ City." The confluence elicits parents to the store and grab the Thriller (though we got a Jack­ spirit and instill it in the listener. ridden guitar solo, all prodded, itself in high-spir ited form on tennis racket when you throw ' son's tour that was more of a These are recordings that have . propelled, pummelled, "Hello Again" and "You Might this one on, for its good times -l sideshow than a concert). you coming back again and again whatever, by the I.N.X.S. Think," proof that the Cars can are contagious. Bruce Springsteen came back for another listen, an enrich­ rhythm section. still innovate and rock all at the P.S. Practice 'the sneer. to New York from Nebraska, and ment, comparable to a vitamin. It's a shame "Original Sin" same time. when confronted by the harsh Disagree if you must, but I never took off like it should have, Madonna reality of the Big Apple cried, believe you'll find these 5-star for it's an alive, viable dance Billy Idol Madonna "Shut the door and Cover Me." gems easy to swallow. mix, rivaling anything put out in Rebel Yell Sire The Cars rediscovered the pro­ the disco factories of the U.S. or Chrysalis gressive rock they pioneered, I.N.X.S. England in the last 12 months. Here's an album which should .and returned after two years to The Swing The rest of The Swing fares just Though released in late 1983 . be prerequisite for any party in­ 'say " Hello Again." Atco as well and it's an album whose this album saw better days in terested in providing its patrons Tina Turner came back to energey truly borders on 1984 . A tortuous rocker, it out­ See "Albums," page 11 American rad'io, providing she ' This is the minimalist rock nuclear. does many of its new wave and Robeson stars in 'Song of Freedom' dant of kings. Nick Pacino more are covered in an film critic Robeson plays his part with emotional and entertaining way. passion and zest; hi s su pporting With Sid Caesar narrating, it is In the middle 1930s, actor/ cast also do a good job. Director an award-winning documentary, Singer Paul Robeson continued J . Elder Wills makes Zinga's from an inSightful, loving book. to search for the right black search and ultimate return to The classic silent by Fritz African story. An overheard Africa an exciting story. It is a Lang, "Metropolis" (1926- African legend would eventually v~ h icle for Robeson's beautiful German) is scheduled at the turn into his mUSical-drama, singing. Tivoli theater this Friday and "Song of Freedom" (1937), on Saturday. Oscar winner Giorges video tape. Video Yesteryear. Moroder. using new film techni­ VHS/ Beta. B/ W. 86 minutes. film ques, has given this vintage piece Bass baritone Robeson is John a new tinted color. adding an Zinga, a London dockhand. He classics upbeat score with Loverboy and . and his wife (Elizabeth Welch) An original production for Pat Benatar. Music is by Adam live a simple life,. with many home vi deo, based on Roger Ant, Billy Squier and Jon Ander­ friends. But Zinga is haunted Kahn's best-seller, is "The Boys son of Yes. by a strange, intriguing melody of Summer," on video tape from Even with a pop background that keeps running through his VidAmerica. Color and B/ W 1983 . and color shades, this remains a mind; an old amulet he wears 90 min. VHS/ Beta. This is a powerful statement 'O n - the around his neck, and this melody classic look back at the glorious brutality of technology in a are the only clues to ' his Brooklyn Dodgers of the 1950s. It future city devoted to its ancestry. documents the story of members mechanical culture. Second on He is unable to afford to go to of that incredible baseball team, the bill is the 1982 sci fi adven­ Africa to find his roots, but fate as they were then, and as they are ture, " Blade Runner," with steps in . A music promoter hears now. You see fame, fortune and Harrison Ford. him sing, puts him in the opera failure, as their look back is and of course he is a success. Next Sunday, Feb. 24 , WTBS balanced with the fate of the (cable) presents the blockbuster With enough money, he is off to present. Africa, which is when the trouble romance, "African Queen" (1951) Duke Snider, Pee Wee Reese, with Humphrey Bogart and and the plot begin to thicken, and Jackie Robinson, Preacher Roe, where Zinga finds he is a descen- Katherine Hepburn. Bogey is a Gil Hodges, Roy Campanella and rum-pot boat captain and Hep­ burn a stalwart missionary. 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Tee and Ton says you're mine! course not. I'm so glad we are friends. Punkin To all my " Have a great Valentine's Day and later Love, Thanks for all the encouragement you Havea Beth: PH Dear Whitey, they will be revealed!" To the one I love squirming around have given me. Hope you and Russ are you all! Signed, doing good. I'm so lucky to know you. You mean with in the hot tub and enjoy filling the OUCh!, Little Leen air with sounds of love and lust and Love always, so much to me. Will you be my Roses are red, violets are blue, I Annette Valentine? pure acrobats. Thinking of you on would be lost and lonely without you: Hey Mikey, Valentine's Day. Have a Happy Valentine's DBarbie Love, I still care very much. You are a spe­ Love, Karen cial friend to me. I miss you alot. Happy "now i love you and you love me ... and To my number 1 TKES: Browneyes ,,- Valentine's Day. deep in the high that does nothing but Love, Thanks for caring. Have a Happy Mr. Wonderful: fall ... there's somebody calling who's , cuddling, loving, Valentine's Day! Me Roses are red, violets are blue, be my we .. . we're anything brighter than • Love, yes, RNSS. Valentine 'cause I love you! even the sun ... we're everyanything Bambi MJK, " Frosty" • Beano more than believe . . . wonderful one What a difference you've made in my times one." life, what a difference you've made in Dear Mrs. Sutton or should I say Mary • your guardian star and me ".emetatthe Brass my heart. I want to hold you in my arms Jane to make you madder? I hope • ial girl and mean forever. I love you so much! Sutton takes you to Tony's or some­ Roses are red, violets are blue, If I n't wait to se your J.A.H. where equally elite to celebrate Valen­ had my choice I'd stay with you. George, n the racquetball tine's Day. Have a happy one (and Miss Forever I'm glad I finally made a decision! I " Mr. V • Pussycat, it's sure nice to have your Ex-Broom also). From ARTISTIC hope you are too. Forever is a long time Love, warm body close again to cuddle and Linda! but it started Feb. 5. I love You!! • Daniel snuggle with all the time. I've waited so Laura, Freddie long. I love you so much. Everyday with you girl, is sweeter ., • Your lover, Here's a big love note to the whole than the day before; and· everyday I To Tricky Vicki and Puppy, v~ done without Tiger XOXO stall, for doing such a great job this love you more and more, more and Belated congrats on your initiation lift) wouldn't have year. Look out, Maneaten Happy more and more. into the awesome ZTA. Happy V.D. you • Valentine's Day to all the Staff Robb ., it does. For all this To Curtis, "Party Animals." As time goes on I find it's true, I'm members. Love and X's ., Love always, more and more in love with you. Happy Sharon To my Zeta sisters! Your favorite EKIP SEBELP Your LBP Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's pay! I hope to see Love, BarbW., you all this Saturday with your Hi Sugar, Liz Did you really ski in Utah? I want to favorite Valentine! I just wanted to tell you how much I times increase in ask that! I was going to say something Zeta love and always mine, love you. I'm so glad that ~e met. You intensity. And as To Lori A., about the LITTLE PIG, but I didn't. Chris l. mean the world to me and no one can " her, I want you to Have a Happy Valentine's D'ay and Happy Valentine's Day from-the Djinn ever replace you. I only have room for IWiYs be my very do all your best in calculus. in charge of great deserts in Kiddy : To Becky, Kim and Patty, you. appy Valentine's Patrick, Lit. You guys are the best sisters I could - Your munchkins everwant! HappyValentine's Day! Just " I love you once, I love you twice, I love remember F.E.A.! • Georgia Peach Pam, Michelle: ., Thanks for the letter in the Current. you mpre than beans and rice. Hurry Love ya lots! I like you, and I like being with you. ., on campus, John, That is very nice. I have been watching home cause I miss you so much. Happy Chris l. You're pretty, sexy and friendly. You you too, would you like to be my Valentine's Day. motivate me. Find what you want and -. Love, To the Men of Tau Kappa Epsilon: DMM valentine? go for it. Happy Valentine's Day. Baby Girl Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite • Your French Guy Love, P: group of guys! You guys will always be Bill • s ! ,ay and don't Laura G., Carrie Mae, number one to me! Good luck with Thanks a lot for every1hing, and all Have a Happy Valentine's Day with Rush! I know you can do it! Dear Billious, • dy for briefing. the best wished from me. Have a Randy. Quit working so much o'n Satur­ Love, Happy Valentine's Day!! Let's keep it day nights! Guess who? (Not Yvonn.e or Chris going as well as it has been gOing!! . • • Happy Valentine's bay! And I have got what I want now. a blond lawyer or a short guy with fuzzy Love, iolets are blue, I Patrick hair or etc .. .) Scooter, Bwatt " tI think of you. You Happy Valentine's Day to one of my y ~t of gold with To Bruce the Air Force Man, Bun-Bun, favorite TKEs! Thanks for all the "Pep Slave Girl: " , a question of old, You are gorgeous, especially in your . Even though you have a big tummy Talks!" I hope your trip to Mizzou You are often in my thoughts and hog all the cookies we still love paid off! " tine? uniform. Happy Valentine's Day! especially today. You are thought of, Love, Always, you. Love ya lots valued and appreciated by ... ., Jay ., ., P.M. Ewok and Scruffie ., ., Chris . .. Boltar " ., ., • • • ., • ., • ., • • • • • .; ., •• • • " . " " • • • • " • • • • • •• . " " • • • " • • " " • page 10 CURRENT Feb. 14 , 1985

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For Sale $5 reward to whoever found my brown Dear Joan, To a Certain Phi Beta Sigma that I love The love of my life is only a mouse, he wool fabric scarf in SSB on Wednes­ I miss you when you don't come to very much. Remember this in 1979? I sure is friendly but he has no house. Cougar XR7 1979, dark red, automatic, day, January 30. The scarf matches my class. Your eyes are so blue and your fell 4 u with all desire and now you've But when he gets one you'll know air c~>nditioning , cruise control, tilt dress coat and I'd like it returned. hair lIike brass. When you are near the go my heart on fire. I'm still burning in where I'll bee ... Dreaming side by side, steering, power steering, power Please! Call 524-3933. hours soon pass. Let's go fishing for 1984. Just Mr. Mouse and me. ' brakes, power windows, vinyl top, large mouth bass. A Sigma Gamma Rho always' garaged, no rust. $3150 or Typing done 50¢ a page, call 534- Steve " Buns" K The Blizzard To Kim, $550 down and $123 per month for 24 0418 after 8:30 p.m. Phyllis We have been'madlY in Ibvewith you. months. Call 394- 8951 . I hope I can borrow your scarf next time, and I hope more tliat I can have Your moustach (and nose) drive us Will type dissertations, manuscripts, Steve H. your number, can I? Since you are one wild. It really hlirts to know that we're 1969.Austin America 1100. Automatic, resumes, etc. Experienced in disserta' I've been staring at you for weeks in all just " one of the guys." '. needs transmission. Any offer. 383- in a million. tion and technical typing and have a the underground. I live your eyes, your Pat XXOO 6133. . selectric typewriter. 291-8292. hair, and your camouflage pants. Are M.G.R you available some Friday night? Liz T. I am selling a air ticket worth $300 on Learn in ner workiogs of music biz as a Reply in current. Happy Valent ine~ We didn't know puppies could tell Dr. Z., American Airlines. You can fly any­ pit intern in the St. Louis market. Write Day!!! . time. Maybe we'll slam into you at Mis­ We have to get together some time where American fl ies, and its transfer­ Thirsty Ear, 310 Madison Avenue, Only too interested sissippi nights sometime soon. and reflect our feelings. fnvite the able. It expires in May but can be Suite 1506, NYC 10017 or call 212- Luv, "third person" along. (Wear your gift extended another year. Call Rachel at 697- 7800. The Ramones from me and I'll wear mine!) Rhyme 553-5175 MWF 1 :00-4:30. Will sell for Just because a new seme~ter has Rhyme. Rhyme. Peggy, $275. Help Wanted? Need to talk? Come see' slarted don't think the xerox molester Elizabeth W. us at Peer Counseling. We provide has been forgotten. I'm back and feel­ Where in the hell is Florida? And how Help Wanted EARS (Empathy, Assistance, and ing more devilish than ever. So be do I get there? I got it bad!!! Please Patrick (T.G.) Referral for Students). Just drop by attentive my fellow students because reply next week. Good luck with your play. They chose 427 SSB or call us at 553- 5711 . We this may be my last semester to molest Beach Bum the perfect guy for the song. Thanx for Students wanted who are eager, and run. friendly and willing to help new are here to listen and help. your friendship and love. Keep those Xerox Molestor Kathy, students at UMSlo New student orien­ Irish eyes smilin' Eureka! Ski the rolling hills of Eureka, What's this I hear you're going to Love always tation is happening this June and we Daytona? Please just stay in your own need student volunteers. Interested? Missouri at Hidden Valley with the Mugsie and Red Marketing Club. Sunday February To Joe in Wednesday Stats Lab: bed. It's not going to be like regionals Call Dan Wallace at 553-5211 or when you forced me to occupy the Cathy Burach at 553-5380. 24th, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Questions? Call What is the probability of us getting Gary 867-1542. together? You're gorgeous, but are same bed with you. Can't a Lady have Steve R any Morals? Been dOing your ankle exercises Do you remember your first day at you available? Happy Valenine's Day! Ski Lake Tahoe Spring Break. Two An Avid Admirer. The Nurse lately? Maybe we could help. Have you UMSL? How fondly? Volunteers are gone out with any smart girls lately? needed to help with new student orien­ bedroom sleeps six. Call 843- 2227. Recorder leave name and number. Budi, Maybe some day we'll surpass your tation this summer. The goal: to make JeffW., Congratulations for getting the job love for horses. those first impressions positive. Call You sit near me in Basic Manage­ but where is our dinners. Love, Dan Wallace at 553-5211 or Cathy' Get Smart. Attend the free Howto Take a Test Workshop offered by the Coun­ ment I. I love your bright red hair and Love Your three little fillies Burach at 553-5380 if you're I'm very anxious to meet with you. Let's ISO seling Service. Become test-wise and interested. go for a RIDE in my bright red '75 vet. learn how to use characteristics of a To the guy with a tan jacket with a test so that it accurately reflects what Very Anxious Congrats to the new Delta Zeta A su mm er extravaganza! That's new Pledges! Have A Happy Valentines friend named Roy. Saw you at a Bas­ student orientation this year. It's hap­ you know. Date of workshop: Monday, ketball game Feb. 2. I would like to February 25. For more informatiion, Congratulations Psi-Chi initiates. Con­ Day! pening this June- 3000 new students gratulations Sh irley and Lisa for your Love, meet you. Be at the game Sat. Feb. are entering UMSlo Your help is , call 553-5711 or drop by the UMSL 23. Counseling Service at 427 SSB. officer nominations! Special thanks to The Delta Zeta Actives needed .to help these students feel ' Dr. Boswell and members for my Julie welcome. Interested volunteers call i nomination! I know that we are all psy­ "Farewell Delta Zeta fall pledges." You Cathy Burach at 553-5380 or Dan Wanted: A teacher's grading program that will run on an IBM PC. Will payor chd up for a productive year! are now Delta Zeta Actives. Give it Bob Wallace at 553- 5211 . your all! trade. Call Steve at 725-8201 . Eve­ TC-VP-2B To you I write, to let you know I'm I Love, Shipping clerk and card slitter needed nings be.st. watching you at your every show. I To whom it may concern! Your Pledge Educator, hope someday we will meet and you for part time position in the westport This is a warning: Watch out - Look Barb area. If interested call 739-0800. For Cadet Club Meeting 15 February 85 . will say hello to me. 1300 hours. BMOB around - whose the best greek week Your Adoring Fan information ask for Joe. tear'(l in town? To my Little Sister, Kris: Front and Back Good Luck with your soccer career! Management Trainee/Account Execu­ AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY: 1-2 bed­ Ping Pong where did you learn how to room private apartment, share To me, you are the number one move your body? Is it really all in the tive. National Medical Corporation To the new Pike pledges: keeper! looking for bright, self-motivated peo­ bathrooms, lounge and kitchen with hips? two male tenants. All utilities paid, free Congratulations on joining the best Love, Signed, ple with executive potential to help fraternity! You guys are all a neat Barb coordinate regional office. Learn an laundry, private yard, off-street park­ Admirer ing. 8 blocks from UMSL - $200/ bunch. And good dancers too! P.S.: Have A Happy Valentines Day executive career while you earn salary Love, plus commission. College and busi­ month. Call Coach Larsen 553-5641 , Congratulations UMSL Psychology or 428-2438. Your Party Animals Optometry Faculty and Staff, Organization Officers and members. ness background preferred. Part time Roses are Red and Violets are pink. hours available. Mail resume in con­ The stress program was a great suc­ To the Pikes One semester down and it still stinks. cess. Thanks to Dr. Bowell, C. Bovack, fidenceto: Dan Brennan, PTP,lnc., 820 We apologize profusely for the Lots of love and little wee kisses. S 59th, Belleville, IL 62223 Dr. Grogan, P. Guilfoy, and Dr. added decorations on your house. But Guess Who McDonald for your time and Part-time evenings, - weekends and Personals the handcuffs were fun. We still love knowledgeable insights! you. . Dot, holidays. M/F no experience Thomas C. You're quite a lot and you really hit necessary. Mature person to operate Koji The Double Trouble Team the spot. switchboard and perform light office There is an auto body shop looking Hey Dude. The jacuzzi was over doing duties for the Daughters of Charity on to buy junky cars like yours. Call To Rick, Wil and Kevin, Love, it a little bit. Tom the Marillac campus. Great for a them please. Our great Sig Pi dancers. Thanks for The Scout college student. Call Jeannette, 382- Empty-Gas-Tank Friends being good .sports at Pantera's. You really helped us celebrate. Dottielou, 2800 ext. 295 before 3:45. To all Cadets To that stupid guy in my French class. Love. Way past wonderful and usually ultra The Mil Ball is here I 'will see you Do you think you are really cute and Your Party Animals fantastic. Well, you know what I there with your date. handsome? No way, you are so ugly mean. The Scout and terrible! All Campus Party, Friday February Love, From the Girl you dream of 15th at the Sigma Tau Gamma Frat You know who! Dear Karen and Vicki, Pam House. Cold Busch Beer served till Congratulations on your initiation Miscellaneous 12:30. UMSL 1.0. required. Susan F Congratulations! into ZTA Keep up the good work you To the Alpha Theta pledge class. I'm proud to have you for a daughter " Party An imals." Creative hair design by Tim. Introduc­ Welcome to Pi Kappa Alpha Con­ To All Pikes: and also a Zeta Tau Alpha Sister! From your favorite plebes. tory offer: $5 off haircut, airform or hair­ gratulations for choosing the best Greek Week is only two months Mom Y.J., G.D. G.J. cut $1 0 off permanent wave; evenings, fraternity on UMSL Campus. Good away. Start thinking about who will be Saturdays. Look better for less at luck. number one again. Three years in a row To the 'Friend of the Anti-Non­ D.loR Studio One 6436 Chippewa (near The Brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha is A Charm. Conformist Club: What is going on?! I haven't heard Hampton) 352-3456. Greek God 1985 Polysylabic verbosity from you in too long. Call me! To the Funshine Boys deemphasized symbolic interaction J.E.H. Daytona is coming, Daytona is com­ AKA AAnd P: during the transformance of meaning, ing. Come get some sun and brew with I didn't realize that GU'ess? and thus limiting our ability to decode such Things are more like they are today. Abortion Services: Confidential coun­ Lew. The Pike trip is the only trip. BE Hoods made matching outfits! That's verbage (Big words confuse us?). seling, pregnancy tests, pelvic exams. Than they ever have been before. THERE. why you guys always look so nice! President of the Non-Conformist Club: l.B.J. Reproductive Health Service - The Tootie T.he Blizzard Never Misses Class! oldest most respected name in prob­ Jerry V. lem pregnancy counseling and out­ Dear Doris alias Laura, We miss you and your girlfriend at To whom it may concern: To Diane, my mom and Becky J and Thanks for the note, I'm glad to hear patient abortion services in the the lake. Where have you been? We The Daytona with Pikes countdown Chris K, my daughters: You're the best Midwest. Call 367-0300 (City cliniC) or . from you. How are you and the nurse hear that you cannot use yourvan any­ calendar continues. Only 36 days left. family! Happy Valentine's Day! doing? I think about you two all the 227-7225 (west county); toll free in more. Is this true? If it is, why? Sunshine fever catch it! Spring Break Zeta love, Missouri 1-800-392-0885 . . time in my dreams. (That's why they're The Ducks 1985. Sherry so wet!) Love, John Congratulations to the Delta Zetas on To the Funshine Boys: To the Delta Zeta with the beautiful UNIVERSITY CITY -- the place for doing a great job in informal rush! Surf and Brewwith Lewonly36 more perm. Hi! Cutie, wonderful patient, students, staff and faculty. Apartments · You've got some terrific gals! days to departure. smart, considerate, witty, charmer, fun, Classifieds Ads are free uf charge for (Including contemporary interiors with I Love Ya! loving, exciting person. Hope you are appliances, carpets, mini-blinds in res­ Sue & Jen, having as much fun as I am this semes­ UMSL students and faculty and staff June's son members. Please place your ad on tored historic buildings) from $225 to I Two knockouts like you need two ter. I enjoy being in class with you the Classified Ad Forms available at $500. Information on current rentals: . good-looking guys like us to hang sweety. Kelly P. (DZ), the Current offices, 1 Blue Metal University City Residential Service Where's the beach? At the Plaza around with. You name it, we'll do it. 630 Trinity, 726-0668. ' DZ: Off.ice Building, or the University Hotel in Daytona Beach, Florida with ~o~ about this weekend? Hurry, Center Information Desk. Include limited time offer! To my favorite cutie. Happy the Pikes! You're gOing to have the your name, 10 number, phone num­ annivesary, I hope they have been as time of your life! See ya at the beach! The Brothers ber, and the classification under Anyone interested in joining a Young much fun for you as they have been for Your Pike buddy, Mike which your ad should run. Due to Democrats group or forming one here me. Here's to thinking that the best is To whom it may con ern: space limitations, only one ad per at UMSL please call Andrew at 721 - yet to come. Happy High Five. Congratulations Diane, you made the ,Official forecast for Daytona Beach subject may run. 5942. and vicinity: Sunny and hot with the Me Always best choice! Good luck this semester! Publication is guaranteed only for . Love your Pike Cal-buddy high in.the mid to upper 80's. those ads which have been paid for in Anyone interested in jOining a Young To Ed N., P.S. Don't forget the Big 5 .S's! advance. Other ads may be deleted Democrats group or forming one here' OZC has never been the same. You It is one thing to say your the best, but it due to space limitations. No classi­ at UMSL please call Andrew at 721- is an o make factoring Fun! Please c'ome to ther thing to be the best. So After two years of being just friends, fied ads may be taken over the 5942. remember Pi Kappa Alpha, you are . shouldn't we have some real fun this class every day. phone. year. "One above the Rest!" The Current will not publish both SPRING BREAK in Daytona Beach I The members of Exec P.S. I'll let you be taller than me on To John G, first and last name in any ad. Ads con­ from $89, South Padre from $78, Mus­ Ew Baby! My lustforyour body grows your birthday si.dered by the editors to be in poor tang Island/ Port Aransas $119, Jean M. You' Jen Me Tarzan stronger every day. I'll be your slave taste will not be published Steamboat Springs skiing from $79. you l<;lve machine you!! Why haven't you and dad gone out Event and meeting notices should , HURRY " Break Rom The Books" call with the two kittens yet this semester? To the intel 8008, be sent to the Around UMSL editor Sunchase Tours toll free for more infor­ loH. They miss your great humor. Hope YOU We hate you, you guys are so slow Steve Brawley. • ' mation 1- 800-321 - 5911 or contact a boring and useless, and we are going My baby is American made, from her can do something soon with us. We're The deadline for submitting ads is Sunchase CamplJ,s Representative or game anytime you are. to get you sometime! sexy, sexy hair to her sexy legs. your local Travel Agency TODAY! Friday, 3 p.m. D.G. Computer Science Majors O.RB. and RW.K ,------,Feb . 14, 1985 CURRENT page 11 Book exposes veteran rock personalities Albums carefully programmed gim­ Ozzy does, however, offer a Day of the Rest of Your Life," from page 7 Loren Richard Klahs book reviewer mickry. This is the stuff that few insights: and the infamous "Have a with an excuse to get crazy, as used to make headlines in the - Upon his first financial suc­ Nice Day!" classic dance music resounds ' rock press. Most of it is now cess, Ozzy recalls fondly that and vibrates throughout the Rock 'n' Roll Asylum boring. Some of it is truly "buzz. " I have arrived! Bring While Ozzy is the highest debut recording from Madonna by Headley Gritter laughable. None of it holds out the Rolls Royce!" point in "Rock 'n' Roll Asylum," a Louise Ciccone. (Delilah; 320pp. $8 .95) much water. - On his thoughts relating to few others deserve honorable Based on infectious syn­ Instead of deciphering the the possibilities of life after mention. thesizers and a riveting back­ Overweight, "has-been," and strangeness of it all, I offer death: "I don't know. I've never ground atmosphere, this release severely dated music per­ some "illuminating" quotes died so I really can't answer After an interview with Lou soars far above any other dance sonalities are interviewed in a from these rock "stars" of that .... Reed, the author was able to project released last year. new book titled "Rock 'n' Roll yesteryear. - On any musician Ozzy cur­ discern that Reed is not How can one not be tempted to Asylum" by Australian jour­ rently admires: "Angus Young homosexual and that Reed dance in the dark to such upbeat nIllist Headley Gritter (Delilah from AC/DC. He must be on hates journalists. selections as "Lucky Star," Press, 320 pp . $8 .95) The book plutonium. I've never seen any­ "Think of Me," and "Holiday," original premise for such a • thing like it. He must be the "Rock 'n' Roll Asylum," is : with vocal tracks elevating publical III was to educate reView bionic man's cousin or some­ strange indeed. The reader Madonna to Diana Ross, Donna readers about some of the thing. He's like Steve AustIn in comes away from the book dis­ Summer, and Tina Turner-like veterans of rock 'n' roll (ie: The most honest of the lot, real life." liking most of the cast of levels? Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, surprisingly, is Ozzy Osbourne. - On Ozzy's beliefs regarding"\ characters. What was initially The brightest jewel, "Bor­ Lou Reed, Frank Zappa, etc.) Famous for such compositions ESP, hypnotism, psychics, etc. passed off as whimsical delight derline," relies on a rich melody, However, instead of an insight­ as ~' Fairies Wear Boots," "Definitely! .. . I believe that and a spark of originality, has skipping playfully along an ami­ ful book with humorous over­ "Children of the Grave," "War one day people will relax and come to be regarded as strained able keyboard chart - a song so tones, we are presented with a Pigs," "Paranoid," "Iron Man" get back to being people, and a bit too contrived. adorned with charm it aims silly little book that uninten­ and other ditties, Ozzy has sur­ earthlings, then we'll be able to The majority of personalities straight for the insides of any guy tionally exposes many of these vived the '60s, '70s and early do it again ... communication in this book are now forgotten in the lonely hearts club. so-called rock personalities for '80s . Granted, the average age without telephones." (if, indeed they were every This isn't serious music. It what they really are . .. of his audience has now dwin­ Does Ozzy ever plan to move remembered.) Who recalls isn't meant to be. But it is great shams. dled to the pre-teen set. to the United States? " NO! " Larry 'Wild Man' Fischer (the music that let's off like a string of . Don't get me wrong. "Rock 'n' After being hospitalized for Ozzy goes on to say that he real-life paranoid firecrackers without a dud Roll Asylum" is hardly a waste rabies in Des Moines, Iowa lives in "Osbourneland" some­ schizophrenic, promoted as a among them. Not necessarily a title for the (Ozzy bit the head off a rabid where in England. He is upset rock 'n' roll oddity by Frank The Pretenders coffee table, the book does bat) Osbourne decided to call a with his cousin, a Ph.D. "To me Zappa?), Long John Baldry, Flo Learning to Crawl serve a purpose. The so-called moritorium on his non­ he could have put that surge of and Eddie, Tiny Tim, etc . . .? Sire "rock lunacy" and "madness" vegetarian eating habits. He energy to more practical use," attributed to many of yester­ expresses no remorse over his Ozzy says. If remembered at all, it is Album of the Year. Lyrically day's stars is analyzed and put act of "relieving" himself on Osbourne also expresses primarily for their fleeting and musically advanced by any to the test. More often than not, the Alamo, nor is he too upset severe dislike for reruns of moments of "fame." YeWame measure above the rest, Learn­ the zaniness is both a substitu­ about being banned from the "The Waitons," and American is fle eting, as many profiled in ing to Crawl maps a new begin­ tion for talent, coupled with state of Texas. slogans like "Today is the First this book can testify. . ning, a starting over, if you will, for a band which walked on the wild side a few too many times in the form of drug overdoses resulting in the deaths of guitarist James Honeyman­ Scott and bassist Pete Farndon. Chrissie Hynde has plucked some of the punk rage out of her music and replaced it with a pure, basic rhythm and blues for­ mat, a style still capable of brawling and bu tchering, but a style which has matured. "Middle of the Road" documents the aging of the band, the responsibilities time forces upon them, as Hynde sings ''I'm not the kind I used to be, I'm 33 , I've got a kid, baby." The tight, pounding "Time the Avenger" crashes and burns in the same manner, a number sur­ facing the band's punk roots. The blues of' ~ My City Was Gone" is an irresistible treat. The bass of Malcolm Foster simply does all . the talking. Another gem, ,"Thumbelina" shuffles through the grooves as fast as its story tumbles across the continent, with its Western melody sent into overdrive by one of the hardest working drummers in the busi­ ness, Martin Chambers. This band is the modern-day Doors, folks , with the evidence con­ tained in their intelligent, yet mysterious, ominous message, in their mature, yet hard-nosed, gutsy style. It's what rock 'n' roll was meant to be.

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< page 12 CURRErn Feb. 14 , 1985 . 'I around OMSL ------111 51-1 ______Ff_id_a ...... y • The UMSLChessClubwili meet at Psi at 1 :30 p.m. in Room 126 J.C. Pen- 1 p.m. in R~om 72 J.C. Penney ney Building. The meeting will feature a panel discussion on proposed • The Newman House, the UMSL changes in the accounting emphasis Catholic student center, will hold an area. open "Coffeehouse" from 7:;30 till 11 :30 a.m. at the Newman House, • The University Program Board pre­ 8200 Natural Bridge Road. The open sents "Pryor Here and Now" at 7:30 house will feature live music, enter­ and 10 p.m. in Room 101 Stadler Hall. tainment and refreshments. Admission is $1 with a valid UMSL stu­ • The UMSL Accounting Club will dent 10 and $1.50 for general hold a jOint meeting with Beta Alpha admission. -----l11 61-1 __S_at_u_rd_a .... y Lucy Sh'elton Mary Henderson • The "Saturday Morning Health Time will be given for personal ques­ Talks" series, being sponsored by the tions and answers regarding this • UMSL Well ness Network, presents a week's subject. muslc'------discussion on Sensible Exercising at The University Program Board con­ Mater" for Chamber Cherus and 10 a.m. in Room 218 MarkTwain Build­ tinues this week's film series with • The Kammergild Chamber ing. This week's speaker will be Bruce Orchestra. Soprane Lucy Shelton " Pryor Here and Now." See Friday Orchestra will held a winter cencert at and mezze-seprane Mary Henderson A. Clark, an exercise physic:>logist. for details. 8 p.m. in theJ.C. Penney Auditerium·en will aCCempany a chreus .of selected Sunday, Feb. 17. During this perferm­ St. Leui.s singers fer the evening's per­ ance, the Kammergild audience will fermance. Call 553-5991 fer further have an eppertunity te hear the cem­ infermatien regarding the at the movies---­ pelling music .of Pergelesi's "Stabat Kammergild. Richard Pryor play------fleezies, and a mysterieus rich man - • The Universi.ty Players .of UMSL will whe drinks champagne and sends his present William Sareyar)'s "The Time sidekick .out all ever tewn en such of Your'l.ife" en- Thursday, Feb. 21, errands as buyil;l9 chewing gum and threugh Sunday, Feb. 24. The play, set panatella cigars. All perfermances will in 1939 a menth after the war in be held at 8 p.m. in the Benten Hall Here Eur.ope had begun, is a day in the life.ef Theatre. General admissien is $4 and a San Francisce bar and its regulars. student and senier citizen admissien The characters include a kid who plays is $3. Call 553-5733 fer mere inferma­ the pinball machine, a lever waiting fer tien on this University Players and his girl, an inarticulate Arab, asserted preductien. Now ----~12 o+-l_w_e_d_n_e_Sd_a~y

• The secend part .of a workshep en • This week's "Wednesday Neen Code-Switching will be held at 8 a.m. Live" features the Heaters at 11 :30 in Reem 126 J.C. Penney Building. a.m. in the University Center lounge. See Tuesday fer details. • An " Internationai Seminci'r" - on 7 --I__ Su_n_da...-y • The UMSL Student Activities "Germany and Europe Between ----11 BudgetCommittee will meet teday at East and West" will be held at 2:30 3:30 p.m. in Reem 72 J,C. Penney p.m. in the- McDennell Cenference Building. • "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU ter graduated from Eureka (III.) Reem, 331 SSB. This week's guest (FM 91) every Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. College one year ahead of Ronald speaker will be Ceunt Hans Huyn, a "The Decade That Roared" will .be • Ash Wednesday Masses will be member .of the Bundestag fer Reagan, and was a good friend of Gen. held at 10 a.m., 11 a.m. and neen in the one ofthisweek's features. The retiree George C. Marshall. Rm"'nheim, Upper Bavaria, Federal McDennell Cenference Reem, 331 Republic .of Germany. staff will reminisce about St. Louis in . SSB. These masses are spensored by the 1920s. Also this week, Raymond • KammergildChamberOrchestra' the Newman Heuse. Forrest McCallister will tell about his concert - see this week's music sec­ • ThecampusministersefthePres­ life with his famous friends. McCallis- tion for details. • TheUMSLMathClubwillspensera byterian, Methedist, United Church .of lecture on Supercomputers at 2 p.m. Christ, and Christian (Disciples) in Reem 300 Clark Hall. churches will held a meeting at neen in 8--1 __M_o_n_da ...... y the Hawthern Reem, University Cen­ • Men' s basketball vs. Seuthern -----i11 ter. All int~rested students are invited Illinois University-Edwardsvilleat7:30 te attend. p.m. in the Mark Twain Building.

• The Women's Center will present a • One .of the "Menday Cellequia in documentary en abuse. The film "To Secial Science Research" will be held y -Have and to Hold" examines the at 1 p.m. in the McDennell Cenference ----~121 +-1__ Th_u_r_Sd_a...- changes in attitudes that are ess~ntial Reem, 331 SSB. This Menday's tepic te step vielent behavier. The film will is the "Dialogic Construction of be shewn teday and temmerrew at 10 Reality: Individual Agency in the a.m. and 2 p.m. in Reem 107A Benten • A werkshep en "Assertiveness • There will bean UMSL BibleStudy Creation of Culture." Training for Leaders" will be held Hall. Calel 553-5380 fer details. meeting at 12:20 p.m. in Reem 156 teday at 2 p.m. In Reem 427 SSB. University Center. Assertive behaviers, such as giving • the University Players winter pre­ and getting pesitive and negative ductien .of "The Time of Your Life" ----~11 T_u_e_sd_a... y feedback, will be emphasized. Call begins - see this week's play sectien 9 1... __ 55;3-5711 tesign upferthiswerkshep fer details.

• The first part .of a werkshep en • The medern fereign languges Code-switching will be held at 12:30 department lecture series centinues calendar p.m. in Reem 126 J.C. Penney Build­ at 1 p.m.in Reem 110 Clark Hall. ing. Patricia McKissack will explain Teday's lecture will be given by Peter hew te use this technique to develep a Welfe, and he will discuss the semes­ requirements--- business, professienal, secial and per­ ter he spent in the Seviet Unien. senal cemmunicatien style. Call 553- 5536 fer infermatien en this werkshep • The UMSL Senate will meet at 3 Material for "areund UMSL" should - • which is cespensered by t he Univer- p.m. in Reem 126 J.C. Penney be submitted in writing ne later than Around sity Pregram Beard and the Bu ilding. 3 p.m. Friday of the week befere Asseciated Black Cellegians. publication te Steve Brawley, • A Chemistry Seminar en "Where around UMSL editor, Current, 1 UMSL are the Lone Pairs in Subvalent Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 . • The University Program Beard pre­ Main Group Elements?" will be held Natural Bridge Read, St. Leuis, Me. sents "Scott Joplin" at 2 p.m. in the at4 p.m. in Reem 120 Benten Hall. This 63121. Phene items can net be J.C. Penney Auditerium. Admissien te week's guest speaker will be Jereld accepted. Material may be edited .or this film, which is part .of the BlackHis­ Zuckerman, University .of Oklahema. excluded te satisfy space .or cen­ tory Month Film Series is free. Call 553-5311 fer details. tent requirements. Feb. 14, 1985 CURRENT page 13 sp-~o~' ~ ______~ Mljlin, WOR, Cagers earil Spot Ewing, ESA\I outshine UMSL in MIAA playoffs Daniel A. Kimack sports editor " It's been a pleasant suprise," Daniel A. Kimack said Meckfessel o.f his team's Athletic Directo.r Chuck sports editor play in a co.nference that placed Smith isn't far o.ff base when Do.n't blame UMSL basketball he says, "The basketball three teams in the .NCAA Divi­ co.ach Rich Meckfessel fo.r get­ sio.n II to.P 20 last seaso.n. Rivermen are exciting and ting carried away with the River­ Indeed. But Meckfessel and very co.mpetitive in o.ne o.f the men's recent wave o.f victo.ries. Co.. sho.uld have kno.wn so.me­ natio.n's to.ughest. (Natio.nal Afterall, no.t half o.fwhat Meck­ thing was up at the preseaso.n fessel's players have acco.m­ co.aches' co.nference. Never have sports plished seemed Po.ssible just a their predictio.ns held water. few mo.nths ago.. Two. years ago. UMSL was pic­ " We can't be igno.red," the ked to. finish in the MIAA base­ comment mento.r said. "We're in· the run­ ment befo.re Meckfessel guided Co.llegiate Athletic Asso.cia­ ning fo.r ·first place (in the Mis­ the Rivermen to. a fo.urth-place so.uri Interco.llegiate Athletic tio.n) Divisio.n II standing his first year as head co.nferences. Asso.ciatio.n). On any given night co.ach. And picked to. repeat, so. to. any o.f o.ur players can co.me But here are 101 reaso.ns speak, last year as a fo.urth-place thro.ugh and make things why it's impo.ssible to. get the team, the Rivermen wo.und up happen." student bo.dy supPo.rt. Here's tied fo.r sixth place at 2-10. The Rivermen, sitting in why Smith's "challenge" to. Yet it still co.mes to. a suprise seco.nd place in the MIAA, seems get larger cro.wds will be to. many that UMSL is second in igno.red. to. be this year's Cinderella the MIAA. Though the Rivermen team. 1. ESPN. are 13-10 overall, they are 11-0 at home and have Io.st to Central 2. UMSL is a co.mmuter During a preseaso.n co.aches' and Southeast on the road. campus - no. do.rms, no. party Po.ll in the no.t-to.o.-distant past, When UMSL hosts Central streets, no. scho.o.I spirit. UMSL was picked to. finish sixth 3. USA. in the co.nference. Only if all the See " Basketball," page 14 4. St. Lo.uis - The Blues, right pieces fell into. place, Meck­ Cardinals, Cardinals, fessel said Wo.uld the Rivermen Men's MIAA Billikens, Steamers. To.o. have a chance to. finish fo.urth and Basketball Standings much sPo.rts entertainment qualify fo.r the MIAA piayo.ffs. already. But at 7-2 in league play, Central Missouri 8-1 5. WGN . UMSL trails o.nly defending UMSL 7-2 6. Many students ho.ld jo.bs. MIAA and Natio.nal Co.llegiate Southeast Missouri 6-2 It seems weekends were made 'Sharon Kubatzky ' Athletic Asso.ciatio.n Divisio.n II Nortneast Missouri 4-4 , fo.r ho.mewo.rk in this case. JUMP BACK: Center Greg Williams goes up for two points natio.nal champio.n Central Mis­ Northwest Missouri 3-5 7. KDNL (Remember the against the University of Missouri-Rolla in a Feb. 6 game. so.uri State. The Rivermen are a half Lincoln University 1-8 Billikens). Williams decided to leave the team over the weekend, Coach , game ahead o.f the Indians fro.m Missouri-Rolla 1-8 8. Lack o.f publicity. Rich ttleckfessel announced. UMSL won, 7~-69. So.utheast Misso.uri State (6-2). 9. WOR. 10. MizZo.U Tigers. 11. KMOX. 12. David Rivers o.f No.tre Women's playoff hopes darken Armstrong Dame. so.n said. " They wised up in-the lead since the 4:32 mark o.f the 13. KXOK. Dan Noss seco.nd half and disco.vered we first half. It Wo.uld also. be their strokes into 14. Patrick Ewing. reporter co.uldn't attack against the last o.f the game. Ro.lla, led by the 15. All cable channels car­ So.metimes I think pressure." game's to.P rebo.under Tanya rying a ho.o.Ps schedule. national meet Life is just a ro.deo. The game started as if UMR's Ho.ugh (17 rebo.unds and 14 16. Chris Mullin .. . . The trick is to. ride weekend upset o.ver No.rtheast Po.ints) to.o.k a 9-Po.int lead. Rick Armstrong swam a ... 101. Larry Bird, Bo.bby , And make it to. the bell Misso.uri State University was Ho.ugh sco.red six Po.ints in a 3 ~ first-place 55.13 second 100- Knight o.r Luther Burden, take - Jo.hn Fo.gerty, " Ro.ck 'N' Ro.ll just a fluke. Gina Grego.'ry tallied minute stretch. yard backstroke Saturday to yo.ur pick. Girls" o.n UMSL's first two. sho.ts fo.r a 4- After that it was a futile game help UMSL finish second in It's easy to. see there are two. It Wo.uld seem that all that is o lead with just 52 seco.nds go.ne. o.f catch-up fo.r UMSL. With the Grinnell Relays at Green pro.blems. They are left fo.r the UMSL Riverwo.men is But so.me nice passing and Stacy Ho.ugh underneath, and Susan Castle, Ind. Also, the time was interrelated. making it to the bell. Sto.ver's o.nly Po.ints o.f the half, Mullins hitting fro.m~the o.utside, go.od enough to. make First, UMSL can't co.mpete " The lights are starting to bro.ught the Lady Minersjnto. a 4- UMR co.ntro.lled the game and Armstrong the third UMSL with Divisio.n I basketball. dim," co.nfessed Co.ach Mike 4 tie at 17:07 . were challenged o.nly o.nce. swimmer to qualify for the . Seco.nd, the Rivermen can't Larso.n. That is ho.W the first Wo.uld be Grego.ry had seven Po.ints ar-d National Collegiate Athletic stand up to. pro.fessio.nal bas­ After entering the week with played, bo.th teams trading bas­ Grace Gain added six as UM ~ L Association Division II ketball (o.r co.llegiate) pro.­ strengthened playo.ff ho.pes, kets and leads. Seven times the pulled to. within o.ne at 5:31. Mu!­ national meet later this gramming o.n mo.st every UMSL bo.tto.med o.ut as quickly as game was tied, with UMSL ho.ld­ lins, tho.ugh, gave her ,team month. channel. it peaked. What was a battle fo.r ing the advantage three times ano.ther cushio.n with two. Also., there is no. intrinsic glo.ry in the Misso.uri Inter­ and UMR twice. o.utside baskets. Coach Rich Fowler had said value fo.r the UMSL student co.llegiate Athletic Asso.ciatio.n, But it was UMR's final lead o.f Grego.ry sco.red ano.ther do.u-' all season long that' bo.dy . Why are the Rivermen Armstrong making the cutoff has turned into. a fight fo.r sur­ the half that was carried into. the See "Riverwomen," page 16 witho.ut scho.o.I spirit. Sure, vival. The Riverwo.men no.w lo.cker ro.o.m . Leslie Behm's time was inevitable. He was Memphis State is a co.mmuter stand at 3-6 in the MIAA (8-15 seco.nd basket o.ff o.f a steal that Women's MIAA within a second almost all campus, but I watch them o.n season long. o.verall). gave Ro.lla a 20-18 lead fo.ur Basketball Standings TV. Wednesday night they became minutes earlier. " The pressure is off of him The majo.r pro.blem is the seco.nd victims to. a revived The seco.nd half started much now," Fowler explained. " He unavo.idable. TV is basket­ Central Missouri 9-0 University o.f Ro.lla team, 57-51; like the first with Grego.ry and could qualify in a couple of ball's demi-go.d. Northwest Missouri 5-3 and Saturday night they dro.Pped Sto.ver trading baskets. Marni other events." Tell me yo.U didn't ro.o.t fo.r Lincoln University 5-4 a hard fo.ught battle to. Linco.ln, Schmidt added a basket and a Armstrong is also dose to the Braves befo.re WTBS. Southeast Missouri 4-4 59-53. freethro.w to. Grego.ry's seco.nd natio.nal qualifying times in Please. UMSL 3-5 It was the same o.ld sto.ry basket o.f the half, and UMSL had the 50 freestyle after touching But where's Peter Northeast Missouri 2-6 against Ro.lla. "We just can't han­ a 29- 28 lead at 17:20. Ueberro.th when yo.U .need Missouri-Rolla 2-7 See "Swimming," page 15 dle man-to.-man defenses," Lar- It was the Riverwo.men's first him, Ted Turner? Superstatio.ns o.r no.t, Divisio.n I basketball is o.verexPo.s,ed. Certainly the laws o.f mic­ .Williams quits team, takes rebounding potential with him ro.eco.no.mics applies to. Divi­ sio.n II universities. ,Daniel A. Kimack return home after the death o.f his time with center/forward Ron UMSL do.esn't get a slice o.f sports editor father, Meckfessel said. Po.rter. Williams was the tallest the pie. . Instead we share in " He said he had too many player on the team and showed ESPN's mincemeat schedule. Greg Williams, a 6-foo.t-7, 200- things on his mind," Meckfessel signs of co.nsistency during the The Bills are carried o.n " The pound center for the UMSL explained. " He was having tro.u­ second half of the seaso.n - both Big 3-0". UMSL is sho.wn to. a Rivermen, quit the team and ble co.ncentrating on basketball on the boards arid as a shooter. small select gro.up o.n ' returned home to family last ,and schoo.l." " I told him he was ready' to' American Cablevisio.n. No.t weekend, it was anno.unced by Williams was unable to. be start fo.r us because forward Ted many peo.ple get that. Coach Rich Meckfessel. reached fo.r co.mment. Meierwas having tro.u ble playing And SLU plays No.tre Dame Williams, who. started eight ''I'm disa.PPo.inted: h~ had to. on the ro.ad," Meckfessel said. just when the wo.rld is being games while averaging 8.5 Po.ints leave the ' team," Meckfessel ''I'm sorry he had to give up his turned o.n to. that freshman and 6.5 rebounds per game, was a added. " His absence takes away chance for a college education." sensatio.n David Rivers. It's transfer fro.m Shelby State Co.m­ a dimension fro.m our team that And tho.ugh it seems Williams an amazing acco.mplishment munity College. He had never no one else is able to. give us." left as soon as he was coming - o.n the part o.f recruiters and played high scho.ol ball, but Williams, who was recruited alo.ng, the Rivermen mentor sees co.aches and televisio.n sPo.rts helped lead Shelby to a two.-year by al'sistant coach Chico Jones a bright side. 42-13 reco.rd. when Jones returned to Shelby See "Comment," page 14 Greg Williams Williams made the decision to fo.r an alumni game, was splitting See "Williams," page 15 page 14 CURRENT Feb. 14, 1985 Win over Logan puts skaters back on track for playoffs doing the job, but the team times for the games." to class at 8 or 9 a.m. later the the team up, but whatever it was, Jim Goulden it was a welcome sight to those reporter needed a shakeup, and the team He was referring to the 11: 15 same morning." This is probably thought this was the right time. starting time last Tuesday night, true, but in the Wash U. game, it who had seen UMSL sputter It may be premature to say that The reason for ths change may and he is probably correct. If the probably had more to do with a through their last three games. the UMSL hockey express is on have had a lot to do with the Wasp St. Louis College Hockey League lack of enthusiasm for a gam'e Goldkamp welcomed the new the right track again, but the U. game, where UMSL played a plans on more profitable seasons that UMSL should have easily intensity, "This was the way we team, seems to be chugging in very uninspired game. With they will have to increase the won. Goldkamp admitted the played earlier and I'm glad we the right direction. almost all the leading scorers number of prime time games. team took the BattJin' Bears too have it back, now all we have to After three straight defeats, absent, no one should have Hockey is definitely making a lightly. "We played awful, don't including a humiliating loss to expected a better game. Leading come back in the St. Louis area, even bother writing about [the do is hold on to it." Goldkamp is Washington University, the the cast of "Who's Wh o" that and the Blues have seemed to game], we were awful," he said. probably right, if the team can Riverskaters pounded Logan weren't there were Mark Aeger­ light a new spir.it in hockey fans Saturday's game with Logan get as strong an effort fr om all College of Chiropractic, 9- 3. If ter, Terry Seeger, Jim Demos, in the area, including the proved to bv a completely dif­ their players as they do from a ever the team was in need of an Butch St. George, and Baskett. amateur programs. High school ferent story though, UMSL taking important victory it was the Unlike the recognized sports at games continue to grow in atten­ control of the game early and " player like Tony Bozzi, who Logan game, hopefully it will put UMSL, the hockey team mem­ dance, and the SLCHL can only never letting up. One could see doesn't know the meaning of the the team In the right frame of bers have little or no excuse for hope to join the list. However, in the rekindling of the old UMSL word quit, the team could go far. mind for the playoffs. "We not making classes. "We can't order to do this, the game times spirit, starting in the UMSL goal Goldkamp stated earlier in the needed this one," shouted one of bring in a note saying we won't be will have to be more accessible with Starr and spreading season that he thought that his the players after the game. able to come to class because we .for the students. throughout the whole team. team could take the league crown Another aspect which may have a game," said a disgruntled this season, and his beliefs never have inspired the team was the player. He a.lso added, "I don't Joe Goldkamp, w.ho played Perhaps the team took excep­ wavered throughout the team's return of Mark Starr to the nets mean to say we have the same high school hockey at eBC, one of tion to the aggressive play of the drought. "I knew we still had a for the team. It had been rights as the basketball team, several successful high school Logan team, which found several good team we just needed to get rumored and kicked around for certainly we don't, and we teams in the area, echoes these Riverskaters on the ice during some confidence, hopefulJy we several weeks that Starr would shouldn't, but the league will thoughts; "It's tough to play until the course of the game. Maybe it can build on this effort for the return to goal, where he wasn't eventually have to get better 1 a.m. in the morning and then go took that kind of action to wake playoffs," he said. Basketball

from page 13 off Rolla at home, 78-69, and weak 38 percent (33 of 86) from belted Lincoln University, 86-79, the field. Missouri to wind up the regular on the road. Both were repeat , UMSL led 42-29 at halftime, season, it will be more than a wins for the Rivermen. and was up by as many 19 points conference game - it will be a "The win over Rolla definitely midway through the second chance to prove themselves if put us into the playoffs," Meck­ half. they haven't already. fessel said of last Wednesday's "We shot pretty darn well in The Rivermen played contest. "And we won't have to the game," Meckfessel said, "but Southeast Missouri yesterday, play the first playoff game at the we didn't handle the full court and will travel to Northwest Mis­ winner's court." press well." souri Saturday. Northwest is 15- UMSL jumped out to a quick 7 overall this year, 3- 5 in 34-25 lead at intermission over The Blue Tigers got to within conference. Central Missouri (9- the Miners, thanks to some one point of UMSL with just over 1 in the MIAA) is the only team to clutch shooting from Ted Meier four minutes to play before the beat Northwest at home this and Ron Porter. Meier finished Rivermen managed to pull year. with 20 points, followed by Por­ away. ter with 16. Bob McCormack and McCormack led all scorers "Southeast will definitely put Greg Williams each had 12 points with 23 points, ·followed by Por­ our 10-game streak in jeopardy," with Williams grabbing seven ter with '22. Edwards also was in Meckfessel said Monday. "And rebounds. double figures with 14 points. you can't go into Northwest Tyrone Jones led the Blue Tigers thinking it will be an easy The Rivermen shot a healthy with 21 points. game." 60 percent (32 of 53) from the field, and 82 percent (14 of 17) Williams made a decision to Nonetheless, UMSL could lose from the line. Rolla managed just leave the team following the all remaining regular season 47 percent (30 of 64) from the Rolla game. Following the death games and still be assured a spot' floor. of his father, the 6-8 center was in the playoffs. It will be the having trouble concentrating on second year Meckfessel has Curtis Gibson led all scorers basketball and school, Meck­ guided the Rivermen to post­ with 26 points for Rolla. fessel said. season play in his three UMSL also shot well against seasons . . Lincoln. The Rivermen hit 60 per­ Still, it's been a productive That envious position came cent (34 of 51) from the floor and season for a team that was picked about via two key conference 82 percent (18 of 22) from the to finish sixth, no matter what wins last week. UMSL knocked line. The Blue Tigers managed a comes next. Comment Sharon SMOOTH MOVE: Ron Porter, the MIAA Player of the Week from page 13 Braves never were contenders a see that on the local 10 p.m. news, few years back, but Turner made anyway. nets two of his 16 points against the UniverSity of Missouri~ teams - that John Koncak is bet­ us believe they were. There are 101 reasons why Rolla. Porter also led UMSL against Lincoln UniverSity with 22 ter known on campus than Joey But UMSL is a contender. They Mark Twain doesn't draw as well points. The Rivermen won both games. King. Amazing, yes. Fair? have a chance to finish first in the as the early 70 's,. but not 101 The Rivermen played last MIAA, or second to defending solutions. night and 1 had the high-tech to NCAA Division II national cham­ But hey, gotta run. Villanova watch seven different Division 1 pion Central Missouri. It says ~ust got to within three points of games though hidden in St. Louis' here the Rivermen deserve bet­ Georgetown. It's just that 1 feel 1 North County. And if I missed a ter than crowds of 300. know Ewing better than the AIM HIGH team from the West Coast, 1 But forget awarding $50 Rivermen. could catch them at midnight. savings bonds to any spectator Roll another Michelob FORMULA But that's OK. These guys on who can sink a halfcourt shot. We commercial. the tube are the best at what they ~OR do. Unfortunately, it's no longer good enough to be good. We're YOUR used to ' seeing double-slam dunks and other feats not humanly possible: Sorry, FUTURE! McCormack, Porter, Foxx, Edwards, King, Meier, Young, Your college degree plus Air Force ROTC par­ Hubbard and Bailey. It's ticipation equals a commission as an Air Force officer. exposure, baby. It's our formula for success. The Air Force needs The athletic department needs to offer that exposure. Whether bright young men and women who are majoring in it's through afternoon games or many engineering and scientific fields. starting a 3-9, 60-pound center, it AFROTC offers 2 through 4-year scholarships which doesn't matter. can help offset .the htgh costs of a college education, Attract a fan, attract two. The plus you'll receive $100 per academic month for living . expenses. After graduation and completion of Air Force ROTC, you'll be an Air Force officer with respon­ sibilities working in a high tech environment with Student Association's modern equipment. The Air Force can put you and your degree to good use right away. Assembly Find out more about Air Force ROTC and wha it Meeting Reasonable Fees/Certified Sa holds for your future by contacting: Sunday, Feb. 17, 1985 Lt. Giles 10 minutes from UMSL Oet. 207, AFROTC 2:00 p.m. 1-800-851-3048 Room 229 Family Planning, Inc. AIR FORCE J.e. Penney In the Woodson Hills Shopping Center .4024 Woodson Road. 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UMSL INTRAMURALS Attendance down. for Rivermen,. BASKETBALL LEAGUE STANDINGS TheBoic As of Feb. 12 Day League Scores Smith hopes to spark interest East pt. Division W L Ditt. . It's been a long time since the cross-town rival Missouri Bap­ fans out next year, Smith said he Cowboys 1 1 44 High Game Hi~h Game Mark Twain Building has truly tist College. and Coach Rich Meckfessel will Wizards 1 0 10 Larry 222 Diane B. 191 Rene 206 Debbie 181 been rockin' and reelin' for the "Historically, when I was analyze the attendance figures Pistons 1 1 36 basketball Rivermen - much to over the preVious years to decide ROTC o 2 -96 John R. 185 Carmen 179 coaching," said Smith, a coach the displeasure of Athletic during the late '60s and '7 0s, we what night and what teams draw Butchers 1 0 6 High Series High Series Larry 570 Debbie 500 Director Chuck Smith, who for­ always drew well. We would well. Also, Smith is kicking pt. West Mitch 516 Carmen 474 merly coached in front of larger average about 2,000 per home around the idea of scheduling a Division W L Ditt. JohnR. 514 Pam S. 465 crowds at UMSL. game. And I can remember at couple of afternoon games, United Blacks 1 0 30 Indy's 1 0 10 "Ws just hard for me to figure least five or six times when the "about 2 p.m. when the students Relicks o 1 -10 out," Smith said. "Attendance is entire seating section was filled get out of class and before they Longballers o 1 - 30 appreciably down from last to capacity." leave for home,".he explained. Sig Pi o 0 Bye COED VOLLEYBALL season;' even though we have a "We've always drawn well on League Results better record and are in conten­ Mark Twain was filled to the Results As of Feb. 11 brim in 1971 when UMSL hosted weekend nights and against tion within our conferepce [the teams like Central Missouri Feb. 5 - Pistons 86, ROTC 40 Missouri Intercollegiate the University of Arkansas, two Butchers 54, Cowboys 48 Blue League W L consecutive nights in 1972 while State. and Southeast Missouri Phi Setta Spika Athletic Association]." Feb. 7 - Indy's 54, Relics 43 2 0 hosting a National Collegiate State," Smith said. "Maybe it United Blacks 74, Longballers 44 Net Results 2 0 To date, UMSL is avera!!'ing Athletic Association regional would be an idea to playa couple Co-Eds 1 1 450 for home games. That is less of games on Saturday ~kes 1 1 ~ tournament and three times Night League EMCEES 0 2 than half of last season's average when the Rivermen faced Divi­ afternoons." North pt. Newman #1 0 2 of 1,130. During the 1983-84 sion I Saint Louis University. Division W L Ditt. season, the Rivermen drew Too, Smith would like to re­ XTR A 1 0 15 Green League W L 13,560 fans in 12 games. "I feel I can speak for basket­ cruit some extra fans for two Fighting Iris 1 0 8 Newman #2 0 0 ball after being in it for so many remaining home games this year Bailers o 1 -8 Double Jeopardy 0 0 In a complex that has a seating NADS o 1 -15 PEK 0 0 capacity of 5,460 , this year's high years," Smith said. "The student with Southern Illinois Math & Science 0 0 attendance figure of 1,000 at a support is lacking, but they are University-Edwardsville and South pt. Co· Bailers 0 0 game versus Northeast Missouri missing a very good brand of . Central Missouri State. "I'd like Division W L Ditt. Woosh 0 0 college b as~t b all. This is an to challenge the student body to Run. Gun. Custo. 1 0 42 State University even looked exciting team to watch." come out and see what they've Psychomatics 1 0 3 Game Results small. And only 200 came out to Bouncing Eyeballs 1 -3 In an attempt to bring more been missing," he said. o Ph i Setta Spika over EMCEES watch the Rivermen destroy 1 - 42 Sig Tau o 5-7, 15-7 Net Results over Newman #1 Results 15- 9, 15.-11 Pater named MIAA player-of-the-vwek Psychomatics 36, Bouncing Co-Eds over Pikes 12-15, 15-6, Eyeballs 33 15-10 UMSL basketball Riverman other offensive category. XTRA 43, NADS 28 Net Results over Emcees 15-5, Running Gunning Custodians 81, 15-4 Ron Porter was named Missouri "Porter really took care of Sig Tau 39 Phi Setta Spika over Co-Eds Intercollegiate Athletic Associa­ [Lincoln's center Anthony] Fighting Iris 32, Bailers 24 15-8, 15-3 tion player-of-the-week last Walton," Meckfessel said. Pikes over Newman # 1 15-10, week, scoring 38 pOints in confer­ Walton was held to only two BOWLING .15-12 ence games with Lincoln Univer­ points and seven rebounds in sity and Missouri-Rolla. Standings the game. W L Porter, a 6-foot-5 center, net­ Porter, who can play either Blind Alley 14 7 Pikes Once 12 2 Schedule: Feb. 14 ted 22 points and grabbed five from the post or the perimeter, Pikes Twice 7 14 DTP vs. Pikes Twice, Lanes 7-8 . rebounds in a 86-79 win over the will most likely see more time as DTB 5 9 Pikes Once vs. Nice Try, lanes 9-10 Lincoln Blue Tigers Saturday. UMSL wraps up its regular­ Nice Try 4 10 He had 16 points and seven season schedule. Center Greg The Swishers won the Co-ed Bas­ ketball Tourney 64-60 and 60-54 rebounds as UMSL knocked off Williams, who voluntarily left' Men's Women's Rolla, 78-69. the team over the weekend, split High Average High Average Hoc·Soc sign'up deadline is The junior entered the week as time with Porter. Larry 171 Debbie 151 March 11 the conference leading shooter, John R. 164 Carmen 150 Weightlifting Contest deadline Porter hit 10 of 10 free throws Rene 158 Pam · 1~1 · is March 21 connecting on 65 percent of his against Lincoln and seven of nine attempts from the field. Porter field goal attempts in the Rolla Ron Porter also was in the top ten in every game. •••••••••••••••• SNillY,ing .from page 13 Armstrong, along with Greg the national meet. UMSL will end FRIDAY & SATURDAY :22 .63 to take first Saturday. That Menke, who is close in the 100 its regular season schedule this is just one, second off the cutoff breastroke, will have just one weekend in a dual meet with NIGHTS time. more chance to earn a berth into DePauw College. Woman diver Lisa Poertner AT THE MOVIES and swimmer Elizabeth Cullen already have qualified. ~ '. "A TOTAL DELlGHT .•• COMPLETELY Armstrong, and Menke who I I ••••• I II I I I •• t· ' ~" CAPTIVATING, REFRESHINGLY DIFFERENT won the 100 breastroke Saturday, ,. ::"'~~.The most delig~tful thing a.b~ut 'The Gods Must paced UMSL to 406 team points -I:_~ . -. . Be Crazy' IS the way It IRtercuts the goofy in the Grinnell quad-meet. Grin­ • .' people with the real animals, natives and nell finished first with 538 pOints, RICHARD, PRYOR with Creighton University earn­ -. ~. - . nature. The absurdity of modern life is : • . brilliantly contrasted with the simplicity ing 368 and Loras College 148. l . ~ and IJ'WUJ- "We took 13 swimmers, our of the natives." Rex Reed. NEW YORK POST entire team," Fowler said, "and il ;':':". we won first or seconds in almost ~ every event. We didn't have the 'SO YOU'RE SICK OF HOLLYWOOD numbers to win the meet, but we • MOVIES .•• take your friends, your kids, had the quality." irs that good, that funny, that sexy, that crazy and ::n~~. . '-" Two schools, Northeast Mis­ yes, touching." Peter Stack. SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE . ~ .... souri State University and .. William Jewell College, backed • february 15& 16 out of the meet because of bad weather, "so we had top split 12 "GET READY FOR points in each event four ways," ~ **** Fowler said. "More schools :~t.!-'. ,THE MOST ORIGI~~~W~~!~~E~~N~W~!~E~! would have broken up the scoring and would have given us a ;~ "THE YEAR'S WACKIEST MOVIE! ••. chance. Richard Freedman. NEWHOUSE NEWSPAPERS The Rivermen are now 10-4 in "The funniest man alive •. • ~~rY . dual meets. Last year two River­ • relaxed a natural men, diver Bob Swain and frees­ extension of a quick tyler Bob Chitwood, qualified for witt'ed personality." nationals after an 11-3 mark. -Don McLeese. 'THE CiO\)S MuST BE CHICAGO SUN TIMES R VVilliarm " U~O .. __ r "'o', ~, ·"·A."··~rib~'~·~ from page 13 ,. 7:30 & 10 p.m. 101 Stadler o 0 ~ ;, a. 1:-," . ~ $1 w/UMSL Student I.D. $1.50 Gen. Public "Not having Greg Williams hurts/ our rebounding, but it helps, too," Meckfessel A TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX RELEASE explained. "We can put Ron Por­ • JAMIE UYS "," '.', "THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY" a CAT. FILMS PRODUCTION ter on the post or move him to " ._,. MARIUS WEYERS SANDRA PRINSLOO and XAO. THE BUSHMAN 't...... _ the perimeter." • - .:.;.'g '~~ BOET TROSKIE "":' JOHNNY BOSHOFF -.::::;,.."'t,~,~ JAMIE UYS Porter has shown that he can jpcl""..,,, QIIWIl ...~ IB CI1 _N .t\ ~I ' I" ''' II'l l ln fl'' ._""_,,. ___"' __ play strong under the boards and that he has an excellent outside ,shot. The 6-foot-5 junior is HI·POINTE averaging 15.1 points per game CLAnON ID. AI HINUI and 6.1 rebounds. L-/_S.::;.;H:...:..~:::...~.:...;;W...;.;IN....;..G~7 7II.oaOO But the loss of Williams dwin­ dles an already-thin bench to just nine players . -.. page 16 CURRENT Feb. 14, 1985 Gain, Peterson advance from reserve roles to starters impressed Coach Mike Larson ding,"says the Iowa product. A Dan Noss ferent than her teammate's. 'have ~been if Rubach had been reporter with her play. "We played six-on-six in fact that was substantiated with healthy all year and if Chris "Grace has done a good job all Iowa.Half court with our guards seven rebounds against Andrews would have been able to If you looked at the UMSL year," Larson noted. It is a credit covering their forwards and their Missouri-Rolla, a game in which play at least some of the Riverwomen statistics for the to her hard work." forwards . .. . she played exclusively at season. season you would probably see a That's exactly what it has been, Peterson, who also found her center. Those thoughts seem to disap­ lot of Gina Gregory. But if you at­ too-hard work. high school game to be fun Gain has come on as a steady pear when he thinks about his tended a recent game you would admits that five-on-five is "Much performer at forward. Her last team next year and the experi­ have noticed an icreasing "We just had fun in high school more physical" and "I've had to two games she has averaged 7.5 ence it has gained (pardon the amount of a pair of 5-10 and we didn't learn very much," learn about positioning and points and 4.5 rebounds. She pun) t his year. Gain,Peterso! freshmen. she confessed in explaining the coverage." admits, though,that she codd and Rubach· will only be One is Grace Gain,a forward difference between high school probably take more of the scor­ sophores, but will have a good from Hazelwood Central who and college. I look at a high school She must be a quick learner. ing burden off of Gregory. year's experience under, their captained both the basketball game now and think 'Wow,did we Projected to be a guard by Coach "Coach Harris (women's assis­ belts. and softball teams her senior play like that. '" Larson, Peterson has found her­ tant Ed HarriS) keeps yelling at "We 're working for next year, year. Peterson's adjustment to self at center' in recent games. me to look at the basket, look at really, Gain says. Gettin~ . to college level play was a bit dif- "I'm in mostly for my reboun- the basket!" know each other and how to play The other is Wendy Peterson, a While Peterson's major adjust­ together. This is the first year guard/forward from Keokuk mentwas in the style of the game, some of us have played on a team (Iowa)High School. Peterson Gain has had to recover from a that didn't include girls we grew ranks fourth on her school's all­ ~ knee injury suffered in her final up with,"she went on to explain. time scoring list with 921 points high school season. It doesn't To their own advantage and and was selected All-Conference seem to bother her, The routine that of future Riverwomen and the team's Most Valuable of taping her knee and putting on . teams, is the ability of the two to Player her senior year. the cumbersome knee brace do things instinctively. While Neither expected to have much have become almost second tliey both admit to be just learn­ more than reserve roles in their nature. ing, Gain and Peterson play with initial seasons. But with the . With t he return of center Kathy. the confidence needed to be a depleted condition of the UMSL Rubach expected for this week's force on a championship team. roster, due to injuries and ill­ games, Gain is looking for her' The name Gregory may stand ness, they have found that their playing time to revert to normal. out in current UMSL River­ roles have been expanded. Peterson said that she will now women stat sheets, but such "I didn't know what to expect," go back to the guard position. records in the future will cer­ Gain admitted. But I have where she was to be all along. tainly be dominated by the enjoyed playing more." While Coach Larson is happy. names Grace Gain and Wendy Gain has seen a lot of time at with the progress of his freshmen Peterson. And that will be noth­ forward recently and has Grace Gain - Wendy Peterson he can't help wonder what would ing but good reading. Riverwomen

from page 13 draws a larger crowd.) Larson explained." She knew we ball from Mescher. Tankins led all with 15. Bernard It was working, too. Mescher needed her. It was a gutsy The Tigerettes spent much of matched Gregory's game high ble, leading the Riverwomen scored six. and Gain had four, as effort. " the half running away from a 20 points. with 8 rebounds and a game high the Riverwomen put together That effort seemed to inspire tired UMSL team. Larson con­ 26 points. Gain and Mindy two 6-point leads. Strong her teammates as they fought off ceded that hejust didn't have any It will take victories against Mescher each had 8 points. Sup­ rebounding and persistent guard two additional 6-point deficits to fresh substitutions. The only the MIAA's three toughest teams, porting Gredory in the rebound­ play kept the Tigerettes from tie t he score, 49-49, with 5:00 player left was Kathy Rubach, Southeast, Northeast and Cen­ ing department was recently getting on track. - remaining. Gregory brought her who had been recovering from an tral Missouri State Universities, converted center Wendy Peter­ game-high total to 20 as she con­ ankle injury. But Larson felt the to reach .500 in the conference From 8:19 (with UMSL leading verted a rebound of a Dawn game remained close enough to ... Larson, still.holding at 99 vic­ son, who had 7 . . 17-11) to 3:33 the Tigerettes Mullins led UMR with 16 pOints Schuster free throw. Schuster keep her on the bench. tories, feels Gregory has a good worked a fast break offense into made good on her first free throw shot at an All-Conference selec­ and Sandra Vaughn had 10 : their first lead at 20-19. Alana to bring UMSL within two. Gain had another strong game tion. Although she may be Against the Lincoln Tiger­ Fountain scored the first of her But that would be all with Ber­ with seven points and six UMSL's MVP, Larson feels ettes, the Riverwomen fought 14 pOints for the tie. She then hit nard again giving a Lincoln a 6- rebounds. Schuster also had six league honors will go to-someone valiantly in a physical game that the free throw for lead after she point lead on a layup following a rebounds. Mescher had tne from Central ... The River­ did a 360 degree turn in one long was fouled going to the basket. stretching motion from the tip­ fast break. points but only two in the women play thre'e of the final off to the final gun. The foul was called on The Tigerettes captured thei? second half. four games at home. Their final UMSL was in complete control Mescher, her second in a row. fifth and final 6-point lead on a While Gregory also led the road contest comes this weekend for the first five minutes. It She quickly made up for it, Bernard layup after stealing the team in rebounds with 10, Gail against Northwest at Maryville. wasm't until the 14 minute 59 -though, swinging the lead back to second mark that a Diane Ber­ UMSL with a jump shot from the nard jumper gave Lincoln its foul line. Injured on the play , Pi Kappa Alpha's 11th Annual first points. Mescher watched from the bench "We had a special defense for as Lincoln controlled the rest of them. Three girls in a zone and . the half and .the score, 24-22. two in a man-to-man," explained Spring Break in Daytona Beae Larson about his defense. "We Although obviously hurting, knew we had to stay with them in Mescher started the second the first half before the crowd half. March 22 - March 31 arrived for the men's game." "She had to play, with Wendy (The men's game follo~s the (Peterson) having to play center. women's game and generally There weren't any other guards,'" HYPNOSIS "Get What You Want Out of Life! " $199 Clark Burns - Clinical Hypnotherapist - 838-6868 four per room • Round trip motor coach transportation via Medical Center of Florissant (two double beds) modern highway coaches to Daytona BeaCh. 1125 Graham Rd .. Suite 45. Florissant. MO 63031 Florida. leaving on Friday. March 22. and arriv­ . IndiVidual Sessions by Appointment ing the following day. The return trip departs the following Saturday and will arrive home on Sunday.

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