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Ac sity president. cessible campus-wide, from both Macs and Your Number: From a student, your PCs. phone number; from anyone else on cam D6, D2: Student parking lots. Located pus, your Social Security Number. west of South Quad and east of Mod Quad, O'Shag: O'Shaughnessy Hall. The Col respectively. lege of Arts and Letters bUilding. PrejudiceReductionWorkshops DART: Direct Access Registration by Quarter Dogs: Hot dogs that sell for a Telephone. The touch-tone class-registra quarter apiece in the Huddlemart after mid Beth Wild ofWashington, Pa. is the Class tion system. night. of 2000's valedictorian. A history and Detex: Trademark for electronic door keys Parietals: Dorm visiting hours for oppo CAPP double major in the Honors pro used at Notre Dame, primarily in women's site-sex guests. gram, she had a 3.975 GPA after seven Students, staff, and professors dorms. Reckers: 24-hour restaurant. Located on semesters. She is the daughter ofThomas will be offered the opportunity Dogbook: The annual photo directory of the south side of South Dining Hall. and the late Cathy Wild and the step The Rock: Rockne Memorial. An to participate in diversity Notre Dame and Saint Mary's freshmen. daughter ofRebecca Wild. We managed Traditionally used as an aid for finding SYR excercise facililty on South Quad. to pry her away from the books to answer sensitivity workshops. dates. Smick (Chicks): SaintMary' s (students). a few questions about the novel she's Grab-N-Go: Take-out dining-hall meals Stepan Center: An ugly building used writing and her time at Notre Dame. in a brown paper sack. Just make sure you for large fuctions located on the far north These workshops are only take five items. side of campus. Don't confuse it with Stepan Were you raised in blue and gold baby Fieldhouse Mall: Landscaped area im Chemistry Hall, which is attached to the outfits? presented by the Notre Dame mediately surrounding Stonehenge used for Nieuwland Science Hall. I don't know about the outfits, but we affiliate of the National outdoor festivities. From former location of Stonehenge: War-memorial fountain at have drinking cups that are Notre Dame, Coalition Building Institute. the Fieldhouse, a long-demolished athletic the south end of North Quad. blankets, sweatshirts, dog collars and facility. SUB: Student Union Board. Sponsors leashes. My dad is a '75 alum and my Dates and times Hookup: Random opposite-sex fun time. various campus activities. extended family just loves everything If "you ar~ interested in learning HTH: Hometown honey. If you've got SYR: Screw Your Roommate. The non about Notre Dame. In fact, I'll have 22 will be announced how to confront oppressipn ... one of these, you can't do the above. official term for what is now officially the people here for graduation. Huddlemart: Convenience store in "semi-formal dance." From the legendary LaFun. tradition of setting up one's roommate for Twenty-two people?! IrishLink: Online system for accessing the event. Yes, my little cousin is coming because personal academic information. TCE: Teacher-Course Evaluation. Sur she likes Reckers pizza, so she's going to JACC ("Jack"): Edmund P. Joyce Ath veys given at the end of every course asking spend her time eating Reckers pizza. ~-----.-.-.-.-----.---.-----~-~---.---.------.--.-~--.------.-.-.-.-.---.. - .. --- letic and Convocation Center. Location of students their opinions. Actually, even more people wanted to the basketball and hockey arenas as well as Touchdown Jesus: Mosaic on the library come. I am interested in the Prejudice Reduction Workshops. all-purpose space. that blesses the football team. Sign up for more information. Did you always plan on becoming the LaFun: Lafortune Student Center. - compiled by Cristin Fenzel valedictorian? name Dates and times will be No. When I came in freshman year, Ijust judgementl;~·~n_§.1 thought I'd be good enough to graduate. announced. Keep watching Sure, it's fun meeting new people, but continually I didn't even realize I'd have a shot at it home address Scholastic for more information. Frosh 0 repeating your name, dorm and hometown is enough until back in December when I talked to ... to make anyone go crazy. a professor and he said I'd have a shot at it. After that semester, I couldn't really home phone number do anything else, I couldn't work any Please send (,to: Adele Lanan . Where else can you get a kerosene lantern, a tub of harder because they only take into ac Meijer lard and a Britney Spears CD at 3:30 in the morning? Student Activities Office t count seven semesters. campus address 315 LaFortune Stude-nt Center Is it based strictly on GPA? Notre Dame, IN 46556 Classes Learning is good, but does this mean it's back to No, or else I would not be valedictorian . campus phone number ... work for us? The initial cut is based on the GPA, and then after that they ask you to submit a five-minute address, then you're inter Main email address Over $50 million was spent to renovate the Dome. viewed by the dean of your college, and Too bad Stanford Hall is still a cockroach cluster. Building l continued on next page +-

SCHOLASTICNOTEBOOK 5 - · . . - . - . Learn Your Irish A lexicon of key words you'll need to know AFS (space): University-provided per Monk: Rev. Edward A. Malloy, univer sonal storage space for computer files. Ac sity president. cessible campus-wide, from both Macs and Your Number: From a student, your PCs. phone number; from anyone else on cam D6, D2: Student parking lots. Located pus, your Social Security Number. west of South Quad and east of Mod Quad, O'Shag: O'Shaughnessy Hall. The Col respectively. lege of Arts and Letters bUilding. PrejudiceReductionWorkshops DART: Direct Access Registration by Quarter Dogs: Hot dogs that sell for a Telephone. The touch-tone class-registra quarter apiece in the Huddlemart after mid Beth Wild ofWashington, Pa. is the Class tion system. night. of 2000's valedictorian. A history and Detex: Trademark for electronic door keys Parietals: Dorm visiting hours for oppo CAPP double major in the Honors pro used at Notre Dame, primarily in women's site-sex guests. gram, she had a 3.975 GPA after seven Students, staff, and professors dorms. Reckers: 24-hour restaurant. Located on semesters. She is the daughter ofThomas will be offered the opportunity Dogbook: The annual photo directory of the south side of South Dining Hall. and the late Cathy Wild and the step The Rock: Rockne Memorial. An to participate in diversity Notre Dame and Saint Mary's freshmen. daughter ofRebecca Wild. We managed Traditionally used as an aid for finding SYR excercise facililty on South Quad. to pry her away from the books to answer sensitivity workshops. dates. Smick (Chicks): SaintMary' s (students). a few questions about the novel she's Grab-N-Go: Take-out dining-hall meals Stepan Center: An ugly building used writing and her time at Notre Dame. in a brown paper sack. Just make sure you for large fuctions located on the far north These workshops are only take five items. side of campus. Don't confuse it with Stepan Were you raised in blue and gold baby Fieldhouse Mall: Landscaped area im Chemistry Hall, which is attached to the outfits? presented by the Notre Dame mediately surrounding Stonehenge used for Nieuwland Science Hall. I don't know about the outfits, but we affiliate of the National outdoor festivities. From former location of Stonehenge: War-memorial fountain at have drinking cups that are Notre Dame, Coalition Building Institute. the Fieldhouse, a long-demolished athletic the south end of North Quad. blankets, sweatshirts, dog collars and facility. SUB: Student Union Board. Sponsors leashes. My dad is a '75 alum and my Dates and times Hookup: Random opposite-sex fun time. various campus activities. extended family just loves everything If "you ar~ interested in learning HTH: Hometown honey. If you've got SYR: Screw Your Roommate. The non about Notre Dame. In fact, I'll have 22 will be announced how to confront oppressipn ... one of these, you can't do the above. official term for what is now officially the people here for graduation. Huddlemart: Convenience store in "semi-formal dance." From the legendary LaFun. tradition of setting up one's roommate for Twenty-two people?! IrishLink: Online system for accessing the event. Yes, my little cousin is coming because personal academic information. TCE: Teacher-Course Evaluation. Sur she likes Reckers pizza, so she's going to JACC ("Jack"): Edmund P. Joyce Ath veys given at the end of every course asking spend her time eating Reckers pizza. ~-----.-.-.-.-----.---.-----~-~---.---.------.--.-~--.------.-.-.-.-.---.. - .. --- letic and Convocation Center. Location of students their opinions. Actually, even more people wanted to the basketball and hockey arenas as well as Touchdown Jesus: Mosaic on the library come. I am interested in the Prejudice Reduction Workshops. all-purpose space. that blesses the football team. Sign up for more information. Did you always plan on becoming the LaFun: Lafortune Student Center. - compiled by Cristin Fenzel valedictorian? name Dates and times will be No. When I came in freshman year, Ijust judgementl;~·~n_§.1 thought I'd be good enough to graduate. announced. Keep watching Sure, it's fun meeting new people, but continually I didn't even realize I'd have a shot at it home address Scholastic for more information. Frosh 0 repeating your name, dorm and hometown is enough until back in December when I talked to ... to make anyone go crazy. a professor and he said I'd have a shot at it. After that semester, I couldn't really home phone number do anything else, I couldn't work any Please send (,to: Adele Lanan . Where else can you get a kerosene lantern, a tub of harder because they only take into ac Meijer lard and a Britney Spears CD at 3:30 in the morning? Student Activities Office t count seven semesters. campus address 315 LaFortune Stude-nt Center Is it based strictly on GPA? Notre Dame, IN 46556 Classes Learning is good, but does this mean it's back to No, or else I would not be valedictorian . campus phone number ... work for us? The initial cut is based on the GPA, and then after that they ask you to submit a five-minute address, then you're inter Main email address Over $50 million was spent to renovate the Dome. viewed by the dean of your college, and Too bad Stanford Hall is still a cockroach cluster. Building l continued on next page +-

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ten questions continued from previous page Eat It Something to Believe In then after that a committee in the provost's Where to go when you're tired of the 01' DR office meets and then they decide who Student Body President Brian O'Donoghue and Vice President they think would best represent the uni ating at North and South dining halls this little cafe offers soup, sandwiches, past versity. Emay be thrilling at first, but the novelty ries and espresso to ease the effects of an all Brooke Norton hope to support students and improve campus unity wears off after awhile. Luckily, there are nighter. Why did you decide to write a novel? other on-campus options - and they all I've always enjoyed writing, and this Common Stock Sandwich Co.: Located accept Flex points. Mass. O'Donoghue says, "We want to build every event possible for students. honors thesis is really the only opportu in the basement of the Mendoza College of AGGIENOBLE Reekers: What ever did we do before a true Notre Dame family. From events and Besides the Rector Endowment Fund, stu nity when I'd have the time to do it. I've Business, the Common Stock Sandwich Co. other programs on campus, our emphasis dent government is also working on the actually been thinking about it for the Reckers was established? This 24-hour eat supplies all the essentials for a quick meal, rom the beginning of their campaign, ery is the sole salvation for students facing will be: we are a family." Both O'Donoghue Greatness Project. O'Donoghue says, "We past three years and researching different from baked potatoes to pocket-sized piz Fsenior Student Body President Brian parietals and 3 a.m. munchies. Besides such and Norton have acquired extensive experi want the student body to do extraordinary ways to go with it. It was originally going zas. This mini-mart also provides conve O'Donoghue and junior Student food as burgers, pizzas, ice cream and shakes, ence in student government during their things." The project will attempt to provide to be an historical novel, but I realized I nient items such as newspapers and bottled Body Vice President Brooke Norton have Reckers has TVs, video games, CD-listen years at Notre Dame. O'Donoghue served students with the funding to follow any needed to create a fiction set in present beverages. been proud ofthe endless opportunities avail three years as a student senator, two years on dream, from attending a lecture in Washing day. ing stations, computers with Internet access Food on the Go: When you don't have able to Notre Dame students. Their vision is and board games. During the evening hours, time to sit, swing by one of the fast-food based on a belief in students' abilities to the Campus Life Council, and worked on the ton, D.C. to helping Habitat for Humanity at What's it about? Reckers features musical performances, lec restaurants located in LaFortune, such as achieve and excel at any pursuit. Junior Class Council, dorm councils and other committees. Norton has A girl's coming of age in our technologi tures and even poetry readings; during later Burger King or Allegro subs, which offers O'Donoghue, who goes by Odie, remarks, BRIAN O'DONOGHUE cally advanced and sometimes morally hours, long lines are a main attraction. made-to-order sandwiches as well as cheese "We believe in Notre Dame students. It's served in a number of student govern t questionable society. Greenfield's: Located in the Peace Stud cake and espresso. Besides serving the ob our job to help them do really great things." ment positions as well, including sopho "The best part of my job is to serve I ies building, this out-of-the-way restaurant vious, Tomassito' s pizza also offers stuffed O'Donoghue and Norton have many new more class president, freshman class I students. Please come talk to us , What piece of advice would you give to generally caters to professors and their wives breads ticks and will deliver to your dorm. plans for the 2000-2001 school year. Some secretary and freshman dorm represen freshmen? rather than students. However, the service is - KaraZuaro and Sarah Childress of their primary goals center around campus tative. O'Donoghue believes Student anytime." Don't try to get all of your work done; friendly and the food is both inexpensive unity and togetherness. From bigger, better Government is not just the responsibil- you'll never be able to do it. and excellent. It's a great place to escape basketball and football pep rallies to events ity of the president and vice president; I ! without ever leaving campus. during the Christmas season, Student Gov he encourages all to participate in hall gov home during the summer. O'Donoghue con 1 What are you going to do after gradu Waddicks: If your professor asks you to ernment promises to keep in mind the spirit ernment, as well as the many other positions tinues, "I would encourage anyone to do I ation? come to his office and you end up in a cafe, of unity on campus. At the beginning of the available in the Student Union. From con- great things or paint the future. This is the I'm working for McKinsey and Com II don't panic. Many professors in the College year, Student Government plans to hold an certs to pep rallies, students can help plan time." pany, a managerial consulting firm, in of Arts and Letters hold their office hours in outdoor student event after the opening any event. Norton explains, "My advice to Finally, O'Donoghue and Norton hope to Pittsburgh. here, an eatery located in O'Shaughnessy every incoming freshman use the Internet to provide an array of ser Hall. Although the food is decent, most is to recognize and appre- vices to the student body. One of their goals What was one of your most memo date the amazing, gifted involves an online search engine for cheaper rable experiences at Notre Dame? students patronize the cafe for its cozy at I! mosphere. With old wooden booths and tiny people you're surrounded book buying. The site will search the Inter I· While spending a semester in the Notre Dame Washington program, I got to meet tables, Waddick's is a great place to study by. Notre Dame has so net for inexpensive textbooks and school I the president and Rosa Parks at a recep ---' or eavesdrop on conversations. much to offer, and you will materials, giving students an alternative to tion. I also got to see the opening gavel Cafe. Poche: It may not live up to its make connections here the Hammes Notre Dame Bookstore. An strike at the impeachment trial. exotic name, but the food is tasty and served with people that will last other project aims to make the results from with a genuine smile. Tucked away in the forever." Teacher-Course Evaluations available on the Basketball or football and why? basement of the Bond Hall of Architecture, Apart from their goal to Notre Dame website for students to use each That' s really hard. Football. I don't know, continue bringing the cam- semester. The evaluations will help students though, I really like them both. Can't I pus closer together, decide which classes and professors to se say them both? Coast to Coast O'Donoghue and Norton lect. Student Government also hopes to es Here's a look at the origins of the class of 2004. will provide new forms of tablisha webpageofusefulinformationabout Sure. academic and social pos- South Bend, including a city map, movie Good. sibilities for the Notre times and fun things to do. - Jim Pastore 1. Illinois, 201 Every state is represented at Notre Dame community. Their O'Donoghue and Norton want to fulfill 2. Ohio, 173 Dame. From the Pacific to the first project is the Rector the interests and hopes of every student at 101 YEARS AGO Atlantic, high-school seniors make Endowment Fund. By Notre Dame. They both feel that as breath In the June 14, 1899 issue of the Daily 3. Indiana, 169 the decision to come to northern funding dorms with extra taking as the campus is, or as exciting as the Scholastic, the editorial board bid a fond Indiana to enjoy all that ND has to money, Student Govern- first football game can be, it is the people at farewell to its university and fellow stu 4. Pennsylvania, 124 offer. The states with the most ment hopes to allow all Notre Dame that make the experience so dents with these words: 5. New York, 122 confirmed freshmen are listed students to participate in amazing. O'Donoghueemphasizes, "Weare "Once a Notre Dame man, and the Gold here. Don't be surprised if your hall activities, regardless all here to help you. So, if you want to get and Blue will be your colors for life. " 6. California, 101 future room ate has a Chicago of their financial situation. involved in the Student Union orjust want to That fierce Irish loyalty still pervades From section dinners to talk, feel free to stop by the Student Govern accent or actually folds his pizza. today - just wait until your first home hall dances, O'Donoghue ment office on the second floor of Lafortune. PILLARS OF THE COMMUNITY Q'Donoghue and Norton have football game. - SEC ambitious plans for their administration. and Norton want to make It would be our honor to meet you." 0

6 SCHOLASTICNOTEBOOK SCHOLASTICNEWS 7 & ten questions continued from previous page Eat It Something to Believe In then after that a committee in the provost's Where to go when you're tired of the 01' DR office meets and then they decide who Student Body President Brian O'Donoghue and Vice President they think would best represent the uni ating at North and South dining halls this little cafe offers soup, sandwiches, past versity. Emay be thrilling at first, but the novelty ries and espresso to ease the effects of an all Brooke Norton hope to support students and improve campus unity wears off after awhile. Luckily, there are nighter. Why did you decide to write a novel? other on-campus options - and they all I've always enjoyed writing, and this Common Stock Sandwich Co.: Located accept Flex points. Mass. O'Donoghue says, "We want to build every event possible for students. honors thesis is really the only opportu in the basement of the Mendoza College of AGGIENOBLE Reekers: What ever did we do before a true Notre Dame family. From events and Besides the Rector Endowment Fund, stu nity when I'd have the time to do it. I've Business, the Common Stock Sandwich Co. other programs on campus, our emphasis dent government is also working on the actually been thinking about it for the Reckers was established? This 24-hour eat supplies all the essentials for a quick meal, rom the beginning of their campaign, ery is the sole salvation for students facing will be: we are a family." Both O'Donoghue Greatness Project. O'Donoghue says, "We past three years and researching different from baked potatoes to pocket-sized piz Fsenior Student Body President Brian parietals and 3 a.m. munchies. Besides such and Norton have acquired extensive experi want the student body to do extraordinary ways to go with it. It was originally going zas. This mini-mart also provides conve O'Donoghue and junior Student food as burgers, pizzas, ice cream and shakes, ence in student government during their things." The project will attempt to provide to be an historical novel, but I realized I nient items such as newspapers and bottled Body Vice President Brooke Norton have Reckers has TVs, video games, CD-listen years at Notre Dame. O'Donoghue served students with the funding to follow any needed to create a fiction set in present beverages. been proud ofthe endless opportunities avail three years as a student senator, two years on dream, from attending a lecture in Washing day. ing stations, computers with Internet access Food on the Go: When you don't have able to Notre Dame students. Their vision is and board games. During the evening hours, time to sit, swing by one of the fast-food based on a belief in students' abilities to the Campus Life Council, and worked on the ton, D.C. to helping Habitat for Humanity at What's it about? Reckers features musical performances, lec restaurants located in LaFortune, such as achieve and excel at any pursuit. Junior Class Council, dorm councils and other committees. Norton has A girl's coming of age in our technologi tures and even poetry readings; during later Burger King or Allegro subs, which offers O'Donoghue, who goes by Odie, remarks, BRIAN O'DONOGHUE cally advanced and sometimes morally hours, long lines are a main attraction. made-to-order sandwiches as well as cheese "We believe in Notre Dame students. It's served in a number of student govern t questionable society. Greenfield's: Located in the Peace Stud cake and espresso. Besides serving the ob our job to help them do really great things." ment positions as well, including sopho "The best part of my job is to serve I ies building, this out-of-the-way restaurant vious, Tomassito' s pizza also offers stuffed O'Donoghue and Norton have many new more class president, freshman class I students. Please come talk to us , What piece of advice would you give to generally caters to professors and their wives breads ticks and will deliver to your dorm. plans for the 2000-2001 school year. Some secretary and freshman dorm represen freshmen? rather than students. However, the service is - KaraZuaro and Sarah Childress of their primary goals center around campus tative. O'Donoghue believes Student anytime." Don't try to get all of your work done; friendly and the food is both inexpensive unity and togetherness. From bigger, better Government is not just the responsibil- you'll never be able to do it. and excellent. It's a great place to escape basketball and football pep rallies to events ity of the president and vice president; I ! without ever leaving campus. during the Christmas season, Student Gov he encourages all to participate in hall gov home during the summer. O'Donoghue con 1 What are you going to do after gradu Waddicks: If your professor asks you to ernment promises to keep in mind the spirit ernment, as well as the many other positions tinues, "I would encourage anyone to do I ation? come to his office and you end up in a cafe, of unity on campus. At the beginning of the available in the Student Union. From con- great things or paint the future. This is the I'm working for McKinsey and Com II don't panic. Many professors in the College year, Student Government plans to hold an certs to pep rallies, students can help plan time." pany, a managerial consulting firm, in of Arts and Letters hold their office hours in outdoor student event after the opening any event. Norton explains, "My advice to Finally, O'Donoghue and Norton hope to Pittsburgh. here, an eatery located in O'Shaughnessy every incoming freshman use the Internet to provide an array of ser Hall. Although the food is decent, most is to recognize and appre- vices to the student body. One of their goals What was one of your most memo date the amazing, gifted involves an online search engine for cheaper rable experiences at Notre Dame? students patronize the cafe for its cozy at I! mosphere. With old wooden booths and tiny people you're surrounded book buying. The site will search the Inter I· While spending a semester in the Notre Dame Washington program, I got to meet tables, Waddick's is a great place to study by. Notre Dame has so net for inexpensive textbooks and school I the president and Rosa Parks at a recep ---' or eavesdrop on conversations. much to offer, and you will materials, giving students an alternative to tion. I also got to see the opening gavel Cafe. Poche: It may not live up to its make connections here the Hammes Notre Dame Bookstore. An strike at the impeachment trial. exotic name, but the food is tasty and served with people that will last other project aims to make the results from with a genuine smile. Tucked away in the forever." Teacher-Course Evaluations available on the Basketball or football and why? basement of the Bond Hall of Architecture, Apart from their goal to Notre Dame website for students to use each That' s really hard. Football. I don't know, continue bringing the cam- semester. The evaluations will help students though, I really like them both. Can't I pus closer together, decide which classes and professors to se say them both? Coast to Coast O'Donoghue and Norton lect. Student Government also hopes to es Here's a look at the origins of the class of 2004. will provide new forms of tablisha webpageofusefulinformationabout Sure. academic and social pos- South Bend, including a city map, movie Good. sibilities for the Notre times and fun things to do. - Jim Pastore 1. Illinois, 201 Every state is represented at Notre Dame community. Their O'Donoghue and Norton want to fulfill 2. Ohio, 173 Dame. From the Pacific to the first project is the Rector the interests and hopes of every student at 101 YEARS AGO Atlantic, high-school seniors make Endowment Fund. By Notre Dame. They both feel that as breath In the June 14, 1899 issue of the Daily 3. Indiana, 169 the decision to come to northern funding dorms with extra taking as the campus is, or as exciting as the Scholastic, the editorial board bid a fond Indiana to enjoy all that ND has to money, Student Govern- first football game can be, it is the people at farewell to its university and fellow stu 4. Pennsylvania, 124 offer. The states with the most ment hopes to allow all Notre Dame that make the experience so dents with these words: 5. New York, 122 confirmed freshmen are listed students to participate in amazing. O'Donoghueemphasizes, "Weare "Once a Notre Dame man, and the Gold here. Don't be surprised if your hall activities, regardless all here to help you. So, if you want to get and Blue will be your colors for life. " 6. California, 101 future room ate has a Chicago of their financial situation. involved in the Student Union orjust want to That fierce Irish loyalty still pervades From section dinners to talk, feel free to stop by the Student Govern accent or actually folds his pizza. today - just wait until your first home hall dances, O'Donoghue ment office on the second floor of Lafortune. PILLARS OF THE COMMUNITY Q'Donoghue and Norton have football game. - SEC ambitious plans for their administration. and Norton want to make It would be our honor to meet you." 0

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MONK MALLOY William Beauchamp on July 1. As the third Wadsworth is Kevin White. White hails be looking to rebuild his team for the 2000 season play in the NIT championship game. university president. His name can be seen Rev. Edward A. "Monk" Malloy, CSC is ranking administrator at the university, from Amityville, N.Y. He received the season. Facing a tough schedule in the fall Taking on one of the toughest schedules in all over campus: the library, the Center for the 16th president of the university, a posi Scully is responsible for finance, business Alumni AchievementAward atSaintJoseph' s that opens with Texas A&M, Nebraska and the country, the Irish beat ranked teams like International Studies, and the Program for tion he has held since 1986. He was recently operations, human resources and campus College in 1997, where he did his undergradu Purdue-all of which saw post-season play the University of Connecticut, Rutgers, St. Peace Studies are all named after him. elected to a new five-year term. Malloy is construction. ate work. He did his postdoctoral work at in bowl games last year - Davie is under a John's and Seton Hall. Doherty is also re Despite his commitments, Hesburgh can more accessible than most university presi A member of the faculty since 1989 and Harvard University's Institutefor Educational lot of pressure to perform. sponsible for increasing student support by often be seen around campus. He some dents; he teaches a freshman seminar ev an officer since 1994, Scully has wrought Management, received his doctorate from Much of the spring season was focused on giving out free MOB (Matt's Outrageous times makes guest appearances in class ery year and lives in Sorin Hall, behind many changes at Notre Dame. Previously Southern illinois University and his master's improving the defense. In the 1999 season, Bunch) T-shirts to the first 250 students at rooms and presides over dorm liturgies. He which he sometimes shoots hoops with serving as a vice president and senior asso from Central Michigan University. the squad allowed an average of27.6 points some of the games, and going to all of the has an office on the 13th floor of the guys from the dorm. He attended both ciate provost, his responsibilities included White has been the athletic director at and 383.7 yards per game. "The potential dorms to talk to the students. Hesburgh Library. Contrary to popular be Notre Dame and Vanderbilt before ac international programs and new initiatives Arizona State University for the past four for us to be an explosive offense is defi Before coming to Notre Dame, Doherty lief, he does not live there, but makes his cepting a teaching post in the Notre Dame in undergraduate education. Under his lead years. While at ASU, White reorganized nitely there," Davie says, "but defense is worked as an assistant coach at Kansas for home in Corby Hall. department of theology in 1974, a posi ership, Notre Dame now has the highest academic and student services for athletes, definitely our number-one priority as we seven years, where he was responsible for His major retirement role includes devel tion he still holds. percentage of students studying internation strengthened the athletic department staff, . enter the spring." recruiting some of its best players. Prior to oping several Notre Dame institutes and Malloy is active in public service, chair ally of any American research institution. hired five head coaches and reformed the While the Irish roster looks very strong coaching at Kansas, Doherty was an assis centers that he was instrumental in found ing the American Council on Education and He also helped to establish the Institute for athletic budget. Before working at Arizona with more depth than the past three years, it tant coach at Davidson for three years. His ing, principally the Kroc Institute for Inte~ Campus Contact, among other organiza Latino Studies. State, White was the athletic director at will be losing key players, including quar college-basketball experience at the U,ni national Peace Studies, the Kellogg Insti tions. He has served as founding director of Tulane University, the University of Maine terback Jarious Jackson, who was the lone versity of North Carolina includes startmg tute for International Studies and the the Points of Light Foundation and as a MARK POORMAN and Loras College. He has also served on captain of the 1999 team. Junior Amez as a sophomore on the Tar Heels' national Hesburgh Center for International Studies. member of the National Advisory Council Beginning his second year as vice presi several NCAA committees, on the execu Battle will replace the record-setting Jack championship squad in 1982 and being part Hesburgh is also involved in the Center for on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. Cur dent of student affairs, Rev. Mark Poorman, tive committee of the Division I-A Athletic son. The Irish will also lose top-receiver of the starting five in '84 that included Civil and Human Rights, Notre Dame's rently, Malloy acts as co-chair of the sub CSC is responsible for areas that include Director's Association and as chairman for Bobby Brown and four of the team's top six Michael Jordan. Hank Environmental Research Center near committee on college drinking of the Na Campus Ministry, residence life, student the Pacific-lO Conference's television and Even in his first year at Notre Dame, Land O'Lakes, Wis. and the university's tional Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alco tacklers. activities, Notre Dame SecuritylPolice and bowl committees. However, except for the loss of Jackson Doherty quickly became involved in stu Ecumenical Institute in Jerusalem. He spends holism, a component of the National Insti alcohol and drug education. Students caught Malloy identifies White as one of the elite and Brown, the offensive unit is returning a dent activities, participating in the campus much of his time giving talks and fulfilling tutes of Health. breaking the rules will get to know him well. members in his profession. One of his first solid core of experienced players. Seven wide Bookstore Basketball Tournament. He his obligations as a member of numerous Malloy has also written many articles and Previously, Poorman was an associate jobs as athletic director will be the restora starters will return for the offense while the is also involved in several charities, includ international organizations. several books. His fourth book, on major professor of theology and had directed the tion of Notre Dame's football program. defense can count on five players returning ing the National Kidney Association, Spe Hesburgh is best known for his public issues in higher education today, was pub university's Master of Divinity program. White will be the first athletic director who cial Olympics and the Salvation Army. service. He has held 15 presidential ap lished in the fall of 1999. from last season's starting lineup. Other posts he held include associate direc reports directly to the university president. pointments in areas such as civil rig~ts, tor of Campus Ministry, rector of Dillon THEODOREHESBURGH atomic energy, campus unrest and Thlrd TIM SCULLY MATT DOHERTY Hall and priest-in-residence in Grace Hall. BOB DAVIE Heading into his second year as the men's Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh, CSC pre World development. His commitment to Recently elected to a five-year term as the After finishing one of the worst football basketball head coach, Matt Doherty is al ceded Malloy as president of the university. education is reflected in his 135 honorary university's executive vice-president, Rev. KEVIN WHITE seasons in more than 20 years with a losing ready a household name for many Irish fans. He served for 35 years, from 1952 to 1987 degrees, more than any other American Timothy Scully, CSC succeeded Rev. E. Replacing former Athletic Director Mike record of 5-7, Head Coach Bob Davie will He led the team to a 22-16 season, with post- - a longer tenure than any active American holds. 0

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fact distributed faster and safer than ever, there was insufficient information on the pared to precedents, most - including observer to b; given true editorial indepen football ticket distribution but many students still disliked the confu organization. The topic remains very sensi ncaa sanctions Malloy - admitted that although the sanc dence, in the end, the ad ban remains in sion and missed the tradition. In response, ti ve on both sides, and more debate is sure to tions were nothing to be proud of, they were place. the same group that reorganized the system come. fair. The fall 1999 semester marked for last year is again revamping the event, In mid-January, the NCAA the water boy the implementation of a new student foot planning to move distribution for next year sanctioned the university for the first time in outreach nd ads ball-ticket-distribution system. Ending a to Stepan Center. ex corde ecclesiae its history. The sanctions were in response two-decade-long tradition of "camping to what were deemed major violations of out" for better tickets, the new system NCAA rules by the football program. As a After witnessing a 5-7 football removed the incentive to wait in line by controversy A Catholic university that re result, the program has been placed on pro Last fall, the administration season that included losses to rivals such as Purdue and Boston College, many Irish fans I:, assigning students numbers and then ran quires all students to take two semeste;s of bation for two years and will lose one schol refused to allow an unrecognized group, domly selecting a student to begin the theology, Notre Dame is very concerned arship for each year of probation. the Gay- and Lesbian Alumni of Notre were ready to hang up their shamrocks. But ticket buying. For the second year in a row, with the integrity of its theology depart The infractions that led to the sanctions Dame/Saint Mary's, to run an ad in the when new Head Coach Matt Doherty led the men's basketball team to wins over several If it sounds complicated, you're not the the specter of Notre Dame apparel being m~nt. Ex Corde Ecclesiae is a document include a player who tried to sell compli Observer, the daily student newspaper. only one who thinks so. Many students, produced in sweatshops in both the United produced and ultimately accepted by the mentary tickets and a student tl,ltor who was This sparked a controversy that has yet to top-10 teams, including two wins against especially those living off-campus, com States and around the world has remained National Conference of Catholic Bishops paid to write a paper for a player. However, be resolved. defending national champion UConn, at plained that the system was never explained prominent in the news. As universities across that requires all professors of theology at the primary trouble was related to Kim The administration'banned GALA from least some semblance of hope for Irish vic well and that it took away the fun of the the country address the problem as well, Catholic schools to be approved by local Dunbar, an Irish football fan. Starting in advertising in response to allegations that tory was restored. By the end of the season, traditional campout. The organizers, who some on campus have been very vocal in bishops. Many in the Notre Dame commu 1993, Dunbar had offered players expen the group had run ads in the Observer on the team, led by sophomore Troy Murphy, included representatives from Student Gov their belief that Notre Dame is not suffi nity felt that most local bishops are not sive gifts and trips, largely financed by behalf of the previously banned gay and had posted a winning record and made a rare ernment, the Student Union Board and ad ciently serious about making sure that all sufficiently qualified to assess the academic money apparently embezzled from her em lesbian student group, OUTreach ND. post-season appearance in the National In ministrators, pointed out that it was much workers who produce official Notre Dame merit of theology professors, and that the ployer. When she joined the-now-defunct OUTreach ND had already been forbid vitation Tournament. i safer, it didn't involve drinking and that Many fans, however, believed that the I products are paid fairly and work in reason requirement threatened the theology depart Quarterback Club for $25 in 1995, investi den from advertising in campus publica students were no longer forced to wait in Irish deserved a place in the NCAA tourna I: able conditions. ment and its members. gators say she became an official booster, tions. GALA denies these allegations and I; line for hours. This year, the university took significant University President Father Edward and her gifts were violations of NCAA believes that it should be able to advertise ment - and perhaps would have gotten one Each class still purchased its tickets on steps toward achieving the goal of being Malloy and local Bishop John D' Arcy have rules. Some of the coaching staff apparently regardless of the claims. When the admin if not for a controversial last-minute loss to successive nights, starting with the se certain that workers are treated fairly. It made an agreement that will allow Notre had at least a limited knowledge of the istration refused to repeal the ad ban, powerhouse Syracuse. During the critical niors. In addition, organizers attempted to promised audits of all production facilities Dame to retain its prerogative for choosing expensive gifts and trips that she continued many argued that dialogue about sexual game, the crowd was rowdy at times and was keep the campout tradition alive by offer that produce Notre Dame paraphernalia and its theology faculty. Nonetheless, the issue to provide through 1998. orientation was being unfairly and un warned repeatedly not to throw objects onto ing food and entertainment and allowing joined the Fair Labor Association, an orga remains hotly debated, with some welcom When the sanctions came out, many com healthily stifled. the court. In response to a foul call against students to sleep in the football stadium nization that advocates fair labor practices. ing the document as a means to bring way plained that they were not harsh enough and The controversy also highlighted the ap Notre Dame in the final seconds of the game, on each night of distribution. But when The university was also asked to join the ward Catholic institutions back into line, that Notre Dame had received preferential parent lack of editorial freedom at the Ob a student -later dubbed "the water boy" - only two seniors kept watch on the first Workers Rights Consortium, a fledgling or and others faulting it on principle. And treatment because of its reputation. Others server. While the paper claims indepen threw an empty water bottle onto the court in evening, the precedent was set and the ganization of colleges and universities that although the first discussion of the docu argued the opposite, saying the sanctions dence from the university, the ad contro disgust. Syracuse was awarded two addi stadium remained unoccupied during the will work to combat sweatshop labor. Ad ment has largely blown over, the long-term were too harsh for an offense corirrnitted versy showed that this independence is ac tional free throws on the resulting technical following nights. ministrators met severe criticism when they ramifications of Ex Corde remain to be primarily by individuals outside the pro tually limited. And although several groups foul. Although Syracuse made only one of Many concluded that the tickets were in turned down the offer on the premise that seen. gram. But when the infractions were com- of both students and faculty lobbied for the the two extra free throws, in the end, Notre

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Dame lost by just two points. year for student elections, at both Notre they had broken an election bylaw, but it at Notre Dame The outraged reaction was perhaps the Dame and Saint Mary's. was only the beginning of campaign scan bigger story, as furious letters poured into The Belles' student-body presidential dals. the Observer from campus and across the election resulted in a tie. Crissie Renner The general election resiilt6din a run-off Afraid you'll be bored in college? Never fear: NO has something for everyone! country, and heated discussions on the sub won in the end, but the situation led to the 6' ' between the O'Donoghue-Norton ticket and In high school you were captain of the basketball team, president of student council, a III ject erupted in the dining halls and the reexamination of the rules followed in such juniors Hunt Hanover and John Micek. C. member of the Spanish Club, a volunteer at the local hospital, and a lifeguard at the CD classrooms. Despite the general sentiment, cases. However, the results of the run-off were not 3o· neither the team nor Coach Doherty blamed Notre Dame also endured a rocky elec revealed until weeks later. The Hanover pool. Well, maybe you didn't do all those things, but now you're here, and you begin to the student. The Irish went on to be very tion process. Early in the campaign, cur ticket was disqualified from the race for successful in the NIT, making an appear rent Student Body President Brian "Odie" using e-mail to solicit votes, a violation of wonder what you are going to do with your time besides study. Scholastic enlisted the ance in the final round. O'Donoghue and Vice President Brooke the newly rewritten bylaws. As it turned help of the Club Coordination Council to get a sampling of clubs on campus: Norton were given a one-day campaign out, the disqualification did not alter the . suspension after appearing on a campus Here's a look at the results. student elections results of the race as O'Donoghue and radio station before campaigning officially Norton won the run-off election. Still, some began. The incident was apparently unin complained that the incident did little to tentional, as O'Donoghue and Norton increase students' trust in their elected lead- Compiled By It was a bizarre, controversial turned themselves in after discovering ers. CJ J"p... CKI KIEFER ril¥lCielifi ATHLETIC .,1 ='.';R&&±WH '*'* ¥¥A.... 'S "SiAiia eew .AMI e. A¥iW AA M ~====--~------I You don't have to be a varsity athlete to participate in sports at Notre ?rur~ Dorms offer a wide.variety of interhall sports each year, but Notre Dame s c u sports might provide a better option for the more. adventur?us ty~es. ball nd The Ultimate Frisbee Club combines the skills of socce~, oot a basketball with Frisbee tossing. Every ye~, the team ~?m~e~s m :~:~~:~ ~Mhony7iav.ef across the country. Last year, theteamfimshedsecon m e rea and went on to the national tournament. The Official Travel Service ofthe University ofNotre Dame Another club the Notre Dame Field Hockey Team, was ~tarted two years a 0 It offers both men and women a chance to participate in this field S?ort. The t:a~ practices four days a weekin the spring and fall and competes ag8.1nst other club teams in the area. . I b Th Passport" Photos Foreign Currency If ou are a horse-lover, Notre Dame has several equestrIan .c u s. e E y trian Team takes weekly lessons at stables located about 15 mmutes from c:e:s Riders of all levels - from frrsHimers to seasoned veter~~s - a:e United Limo Bus Tickets to wel~o~e to join and do not need to own a horse. The team ?a:uclpates l~ competitions sponsored by the Intercoll~giate Horse Show ASSOCIatIOn through Chicago Airports ~Amtrak out the year. If steer wrestling, goat-tymg, and bare (f) ~ European Rail Passes o back bronco- and bull-riding are more your style, you o ~ might want to check out the Rodeo Club. Students » formed the club last year to educate others about U Hotels for Special Events c5" Spring Break rodeo, giving them the opportunity to work towards :J at Notre Dame competing in a particular event. !(o (f) If animals aren't your thing, there are other op CD tions. The Judo Club teaches students takedowns,

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They hope awareness will compel action in the form of One of the largest ethnic clubs on engIneering. ge 0 actiVities in fields r . . hi h was medical, food, educational and reconstruction assistance. Closer to home, the Women's Resource Center, campus is La AlIanza, w c Th~ Joint Engineerin Co . angIngfromanthroPology located in LaFortune Student Center, has an extensive library on women's issues. The center organizes aid formed five years ago when several org~ll1zes eVents like In:us uncli represents College of En". . services to students, including rape-support groups and eating-disorder counseling. It hosts awareness It 3, other groups merged. educates stu ~ational Society of Black Etry ~ay. Em another enginee. gIneenng stUdents and activities featuring speakers and films. The Students for Environmental Action are dedicated to informing and the SOciety ofRis the group, Works with the dents through programs that include t~sts ~gIneers, Mexican-Amer~ng the Notre Dame community about environmental concerns and raising a call for action. It organizes an the annual Hispanic Heritage Month ties for engineering and .parnc ProfeSSionals to provid I ~n Engineers and Scien At SCIence ma;o f· e eanung and· - Earth Day celebration and a dorm energy-conservation competition. a more recreati :J rs 0 historiCall SOCIal 0pportu . Celebrations and the Latino Fo~~. For those who want to get involved in volunteer work, Circle K provides service opportunities in Greater deSigns and bUilds a o?a~ level, the Notre Dame S~ ~nder-repreSented backgroUndlll- Other ethnic clubs include theFili South Bend. Each week, the club offers 20 projects covering a wide range of interests and needs, from the there is a off-road vehicle fr:::7t of pino, Italian, Polish, ~panish, ye~, cO:~!t~;~eat, Au~o~otive Enginee:~ playing with animals at the Humane Society to working at the Juvenile Justice Center. This is the club to French, Australian andIndian cl~bs. I BUSIness stUdents also ha Ion that cUlntinates in a four-~ to flll1sh. At the end of join if you can't decide what kind of service you want to do. cUbs. If you're intereste :e many opportunities to be our. endUrance race. While the particular programrrung Other clubs offer more specific service opportunities. A campus chapter of the international Best for each group differs, they pro Student International Bu ~ In traveling abroad you nticohme Involved in academic through SIness CounCil T'b' g t Want to h k Buddies organization pairs Notre Dame students with a developmentally disabled adult from the South mote the languages and culture of commerce and Prov·d . e council has .. c ec out the Bend community in order to establish one-on-one friendships. Members of the Special Friends Club, a the different countries and na ;~:mer in a profeSSional o~ ::~%den~s the opportunity t~ :~;~n of attaining peace group similar to Best Buddies, spend time with autistic and developmentally disabled children . tionalities.Meetingssometimes . ce and Australia F . ng Internship in c . overseas during the Other organizations that reach out to the youth of South Bend include Lunch PACK, a group that serves feature ethnic cuisine prepared BUSIness Student A . ~r t~ose Interested in sharp . OUntrles that include Irel d to hel SSOClatlOn is part f enIng their job kill an , several local elementary schools during both recess and after school. Members play games with children, by members of the group. . skills P~.tkudents ?f all ethnicities bu .lod athl~ger national organizaSt. s, the Hispanic listen to them and-Iet them know that people care about them. In similar fashion, the Big BrotherlBig Sister Perhaps the most interestmg . 1 e plaYIng . h 1 elr peopl Ion whose goal . $400 000 it WIt money? Th I e, marketing and h . IS program pairs students with a little brother or sister, giving them a chance to act as a friend, role-model ethnic club is the Texas Club, th' or members to man e nvestment Club . ot er bUSIness and mentor to the child. Children who participate in the program usually come from poorer areas and which boasts a membership of ~ make trades to increase t~ge. StUdents can share inforrnP:?Vldes a portfolio of single-parent households where they are missing a respectable adult influence in their lives. 500 Texan students. The club any mctiors at the u. . e portfOlio's value a Ion about investing a exampl· ll1Verslty hav th . . s If you're interested in teaching opportunities, the Special Tutorial and Education Program collaborates organizes dances, dinners, e, aIms to establish e elf own clUbs Th with the South Bend Juvenile Facility to provide tutoring and reading lessons to facility residents department. These ty es 0 connections between stude e Anthropology Club for rides to and from the Lone throughout the academic year. The Ms. Wizard Day program offers another chance to participate in Star State and an alumni net the mctior are especia~IY f clubs are generally open to nts and faCulty within' the encoUraged to join. everyone, b~t students within children's education. The group gives girls in the fourth through sixth grades the chance to visit science, work. business and math classes at Notre Dame. If you are interested in volunteering at a hospit\ll, HUGS - Helpful Undergraduate Students - serves the pediatric ward at Memorial Hospital. Members spend two hours each week visiting patients and e- RELIGIOUS & helping the nurses. Another health-related organization is the First Aid Services Team. The team serves as the first level of the emergency medical system for events and athletics on campus. Team members hold Red Cross certifications in standard first aid and CPR for the professional rescuer. The team covers events . . . . s students from all denominations a chance to including football games, fall and spring RecSports activities and other special events. The Baptist COllegla~e Mlmstry prOVIde h have similar concerns and interests. For men who want to put their Catholic faith into action, the Knights of Columbus is a religiously _ meet and interact Wlt~ other dstuden~~ w ~nd arranges transportation to oriented service group. On campus, the group maintains its own building, operates football-game-day group holds weekly BIble-stu y mee .IllgS steak sales that generate over $45,000 for charity annually, holds council dinners, lectures and engages in services in the So~th Bend commun;t:bout the Virgin Mary, the Knights of service activities with the Boys and Girls Club. For those seeking to learn mor . . .t f St Maximilian Kolbe. Through There are also ethnic service opportunities available, especially serving South Bend's Hispanic Immaculata promote devotion to he~ III ~e ~P~I ~ontfort the club offers members population. The Community Alliance to Serve Hispanics works with local community centers and offers Praying and reading the works of Smnt OUIS deM th r ' . d f t the Blesse 0 e. . a number of opportunities for students to serve as translators and English-language instructors. a chance to show therr evo Ion 0 D· the Women's Liturgical ChOlr, Notre Dame features several organizations that are continuations of high One of the many musical gro~p~ ~ N~~: a:~ ~:ngs at the 5 p.m. Vigil Mass. on school service programs, such as ND HOBY and University Young Life. ND a choir run through C~pus MIm~ . y. d fn collaborative events such as Jumor HOBYprovides a forum for HOBY alumni at Notre Dame to continue develop Saturdays, at Vespers III the BaSIlIca The Notre Dame Chorale is the ~n ing their leadership through social and service activities while University Young Parents Weekend and the opening 1 ass~s. rforms both religious and secular Life trains college students to be Young Life leaders in the local area. university's premiere concert .ensemb e an pe ear and Europe every three years. . The group tours the Umted States every Y mUSIC. . hr h the music department. Auditions are held III the fall t oug . are considered special-interest Clubs that don't fit well into any of the other categones ":. ' clubs. .." known as Odyssey of the Mind, is a problem- Destination ImagiNatIOn,.formerly k team and compete against other solving competition in WhICh students wor as a colleges i~ a tournament at the end of May. d the College Republicans, religious . fk th College Democrats an pOliticadl gro~PSlIgreoup: also fall under this catch-all category. clubs an mUSIca " r+ji3C\el;t' ETHNIC F'¥(€ieliVi SOCIAL ACTION &I _ SERVICE J ------.J I DESCRIPTION While Notre Dame is sometimes criti Notre Dame students are an active bunch who are not afraid to get involved with social issues. Social cized forits lack of diversity, many clubs action and service clubs form the largest of the five divisions and provide a forum for students to get are doing their best to expose the student involved, both globally and locally. body to cultures from all parts of the ACadentiC~C~I'U~b~S-O~f~~------___ Taking a global perspective, the East Timor Action Network seeks to educate the students about the globe. to· ~era wide ran f continuing human-rights abuses in East Timor. They hope awareness will compel action in the form of One of the largest ethnic clubs on engIneering. ge 0 actiVities in fields r . . hi h was medical, food, educational and reconstruction assistance. Closer to home, the Women's Resource Center, campus is La AlIanza, w c Th~ Joint Engineerin Co . angIngfromanthroPology located in LaFortune Student Center, has an extensive library on women's issues. The center organizes aid formed five years ago when several org~ll1zes eVents like In:us uncli represents College of En". . services to students, including rape-support groups and eating-disorder counseling. It hosts awareness It 3, other groups merged. educates stu ~ational Society of Black Etry ~ay. Em another enginee. gIneenng stUdents and activities featuring speakers and films. The Students for Environmental Action are dedicated to informing and the SOciety ofRis the group, Works with the dents through programs that include t~sts ~gIneers, Mexican-Amer~ng the Notre Dame community about environmental concerns and raising a call for action. It organizes an the annual Hispanic Heritage Month ties for engineering and .parnc ProfeSSionals to provid I ~n Engineers and Scien At SCIence ma;o f· e eanung and· - Earth Day celebration and a dorm energy-conservation competition. a more recreati :J rs 0 historiCall SOCIal 0pportu . Celebrations and the Latino Fo~~. For those who want to get involved in volunteer work, Circle K provides service opportunities in Greater deSigns and bUilds a o?a~ level, the Notre Dame S~ ~nder-repreSented backgroUndlll- Other ethnic clubs include theFili South Bend. Each week, the club offers 20 projects covering a wide range of interests and needs, from the there is a off-road vehicle fr:::7t of pino, Italian, Polish, ~panish, ye~, cO:~!t~;~eat, Au~o~otive Enginee:~ playing with animals at the Humane Society to working at the Juvenile Justice Center. This is the club to French, Australian andIndian cl~bs. I BUSIness stUdents also ha Ion that cUlntinates in a four-~ to flll1sh. At the end of join if you can't decide what kind of service you want to do. cUbs. If you're intereste :e many opportunities to be our. endUrance race. While the particular programrrung Other clubs offer more specific service opportunities. A campus chapter of the international Best for each group differs, they pro Student International Bu ~ In traveling abroad you nticohme Involved in academic through SIness CounCil T'b' g t Want to h k Buddies organization pairs Notre Dame students with a developmentally disabled adult from the South mote the languages and culture of commerce and Prov·d . e council has .. c ec out the Bend community in order to establish one-on-one friendships. Members of the Special Friends Club, a the different countries and na ;~:mer in a profeSSional o~ ::~%den~s the opportunity t~ :~;~n of attaining peace group similar to Best Buddies, spend time with autistic and developmentally disabled children . tionalities.Meetingssometimes . ce and Australia F . ng Internship in c . overseas during the Other organizations that reach out to the youth of South Bend include Lunch PACK, a group that serves feature ethnic cuisine prepared BUSIness Student A . ~r t~ose Interested in sharp . OUntrles that include Irel d to hel SSOClatlOn is part f enIng their job kill an , several local elementary schools during both recess and after school. Members play games with children, by members of the group. . skills P~.tkudents ?f all ethnicities bu .lod athl~ger national organizaSt. s, the Hispanic listen to them and-Iet them know that people care about them. In similar fashion, the Big BrotherlBig Sister Perhaps the most interestmg . 1 e plaYIng . h 1 elr peopl Ion whose goal . $400 000 it WIt money? Th I e, marketing and h . IS program pairs students with a little brother or sister, giving them a chance to act as a friend, role-model ethnic club is the Texas Club, th' or members to man e nvestment Club . ot er bUSIness and mentor to the child. Children who participate in the program usually come from poorer areas and which boasts a membership of ~ make trades to increase t~ge. StUdents can share inforrnP:?Vldes a portfolio of single-parent households where they are missing a respectable adult influence in their lives. 500 Texan students. The club any mctiors at the u. . e portfOlio's value a Ion about investing a exampl· ll1Verslty hav th . . s If you're interested in teaching opportunities, the Special Tutorial and Education Program collaborates organizes dances, dinners, e, aIms to establish e elf own clUbs Th with the South Bend Juvenile Facility to provide tutoring and reading lessons to facility residents department. These ty es 0 connections between stude e Anthropology Club for rides to and from the Lone throughout the academic year. The Ms. Wizard Day program offers another chance to participate in Star State and an alumni net the mctior are especia~IY f clubs are generally open to nts and faCulty within' the encoUraged to join. everyone, b~t students within children's education. The group gives girls in the fourth through sixth grades the chance to visit science, work. business and math classes at Notre Dame. If you are interested in volunteering at a hospit\ll, HUGS - Helpful Undergraduate Students - serves the pediatric ward at Memorial Hospital. Members spend two hours each week visiting patients and e- RELIGIOUS & helping the nurses. Another health-related organization is the First Aid Services Team. The team serves as the first level of the emergency medical system for events and athletics on campus. Team members hold Red Cross certifications in standard first aid and CPR for the professional rescuer. The team covers events . . . . s students from all denominations a chance to including football games, fall and spring RecSports activities and other special events. The Baptist COllegla~e Mlmstry prOVIde h have similar concerns and interests. For men who want to put their Catholic faith into action, the Knights of Columbus is a religiously _ meet and interact Wlt~ other dstuden~~ w ~nd arranges transportation to oriented service group. On campus, the group maintains its own building, operates football-game-day group holds weekly BIble-stu y mee .IllgS steak sales that generate over $45,000 for charity annually, holds council dinners, lectures and engages in services in the So~th Bend commun;t:bout the Virgin Mary, the Knights of service activities with the Boys and Girls Club. For those seeking to learn mor . . .t f St Maximilian Kolbe. Through There are also ethnic service opportunities available, especially serving South Bend's Hispanic Immaculata promote devotion to he~ III ~e ~P~I ~ontfort the club offers members population. The Community Alliance to Serve Hispanics works with local community centers and offers Praying and reading the works of Smnt OUIS deM th r ' . d f t the Blesse 0 e. . a number of opportunities for students to serve as translators and English-language instructors. a chance to show therr evo Ion 0 D· the Women's Liturgical ChOlr, Notre Dame features several organizations that are continuations of high One of the many musical gro~p~ ~ N~~: a:~ ~:ngs at the 5 p.m. Vigil Mass. on school service programs, such as ND HOBY and University Young Life. ND a choir run through C~pus MIm~ . y. d fn collaborative events such as Jumor HOBYprovides a forum for HOBY alumni at Notre Dame to continue develop Saturdays, at Vespers III the BaSIlIca The Notre Dame Chorale is the ~n ing their leadership through social and service activities while University Young Parents Weekend and the opening 1 ass~s. rforms both religious and secular Life trains college students to be Young Life leaders in the local area. university's premiere concert .ensemb e an pe ear and Europe every three years. . The group tours the Umted States every Y mUSIC. . hr h the music department. Auditions are held III the fall t oug . are considered special-interest Clubs that don't fit well into any of the other categones ":. ' clubs. .." known as Odyssey of the Mind, is a problem- Destination ImagiNatIOn,.formerly k team and compete against other solving competition in WhICh students wor as a colleges i~ a tournament at the end of May. d the College Republicans, religious . fk th College Democrats an pOliticadl gro~PSlIgreoup: also fall under this catch-all category. clubs an mUSIca " JACKIKIEFER & KRISTENALWORTH Move/tOut Suitcases are only so big. They fit only so much. Heres whats important.

ecisions: you've been plagued with migration from home. a machine, so you may want to bring your quarters are essential if you plan on doing place to stash heavy winter clothes during A very good fan Dthem during the past months. The Furniture: Figuring out how to arrange own. Every dorm room is wired to the your own laundry. For the washing-ma the very short off-season. An alarm clock last thing you want to do is decide furniture in a dorm room requires a magi Internet via ResNet, the campus network. i chine-challenged, the on-campus St. - preferably a trusty, loud one - is A loud alarm clock what to bring with you to Notre Dame. cian. Students who do not live in the newer The Office of Information Technologies ), Michael's Laundry service will pick up necessary to wake you up for those dreaded Shower caddy/shoes When I started to pack, I tried to avoid these dorms - which have modular furniture - will send you a brochure describing the laundry each week, wash it and deliver it 8 a.m. tests. Camera decisions by bringing virtually everything. often make extra space in their rooms by hardware you need to connect a PC or a if you opt for a semester-long contract. St. South Bend has plenty of discount stores Water Filter U nfortunatel y, when the time came to trans constructing lofts, elevated beds that leave Mac to the network. Michael's also has dry cleaning and tai if you forget something. Meijer, for ex Hot Pot port all of my belongings, I found that open space underneath. Lofts can be a pain Most students bring a refrigerator, which loring open to all. ample, has absolutely everything you would (.______. 0_--'-- everything I wanted to take would fill two to build, but the added space often makes is useful for beverages and late-night snacks. The unpredictable weather in South ever need. The Student Union Board also vans and about three dorm rooms. It is the trouble worthwhile. Loft kits are avail- . A hot pot is also nice, since it can make Bend makes both winter and summer sponsors a "Fall Mall" at Stepan Center, \'~.... -'._... _. _-"_=~_."__LA-_,-_~~'":..~~l.JI[J~"_--- ...--1._ tempting to bring all of your earthly posses able at hardware stores like Lowe's. There everything from hot chocolate for cold win clothes essential. It will be hot and steamy where they sell items like couches at re sions to college, but dorm rooms are quite are usually "loft-men" roaming the campus ter days to the college student's staple food: when you first arrive, but it won't be long duced prices. Answering Machine small, and you must realize that to help the not-so-handy parent build it for ramen noodles. Creative chefs can even before winter's bitter cold sets in. Also, There is really no need to agonize about (we have voice mail) you will be sharing that a small fee. However, the university does make macaroni and cheese. If you plan on you will want to bring duds suitab}e for forgetting something as you pack for Notre Microwave & Toasters room with at regulate loft dimensions, so look into your hot-potting very often, a bowl, mug and the semi-formal and formal dances dorms Dame. Your friends will probably loan you Vacuum least one other dorm's rules before constructing one. Also, that obscure tool or reference book on the utensils are important. Finally, a fan is cru have during the semester. You will need Pets & Carnivorous Fish person. Here are if you live nearby, buying wood at home cial during the first few weeks of school if to bring hangers. Crates and under-bed one occasion you really need it. And, re some packing may be an advantage as there always seems you are living in an older dorm that lacks air boxes are useful for increasing storage member, your parents are only a phone call Wastebasket tips and a little to be a shortage of kits around campus. conditioning. space in your room and can be a good and a care package away. 0 common sense All dorm rooms come with beds, desks Personal Touches: Decorating can per as you prepare and wardrobes or dressers, but most stu sonalize a dorm room and make it inviting. to make the dents bring extra furniture. Couches, inflat The flourescent overhe.ad lights in most great able chairs and futons are popular, since rooms are dim and will make the room look . the latest campus news and sports they are a lot more comfortable than sitting like a cellar, so pack some lamps. A desk in-depth coverage of campus issues on the floor. Carpeting and padding will lamp is a must, floor lamps brighten your help you avoid hard, tiled floors. You room tremendously and Christmas lights reviews of campus entertainment should receive the dimensions of your provide fun mood lighting. You may also off-the-wall humor room in a packet from your dorm, want to pick up a dry-enise board for outside making carpets easier to your door so your new friends will have a price. place to leave messages. Posters and pic Gadgets & Gizmos: Elec- tures, whether of a favorite music group or tronics are an important source a Monet print, add character to a room. of entertainment - and pro Picking out these finishing touches with crastination - in dorm your new roommate is a great way to get to rooms. It is a good idea to know each other. 1 bring a stereo because most students Odds and Ends: Apart from furnish find South Bend radio lacking. A TV and ings, there are many miscellaneous items VCR are nice additions to a dorm room, but that you will need for dorm living. Since 1 '1! ~J ISSUES .. ~)@ DOLLARS because cable is not available, antennae, or you will have to trek down the hall to take "rabbit ears," would be a wise purchase. All a shower, a robe and a shower caddy are dorms have TV lounges with cable, so you important. Shower shoes, or cheap flip can catch your favorite cable programs with flops, are also wise, as the dorm showers r------~------~-~------~ out buying a TV. aren't always the cleanest places in the I .' PLEASE PLACE ME ON YOUR@JIJ)El;1§f;il~i!f@~1 LIST. PLEASE SEND THIS FORM AND I There are numerous computer clusters on world. $35.00 PAYMENT TO: I campus. They have both PCs and Macs, and I NAME: SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE You will need to bring bedding, as the I 303 LAFORTUNE STUDENT CENTER I some are open 24 hours. All cluster comput university provides only a mattress. Some ., NOTRE DAME, IN 465561 ADDRESS: ____~ ______ers are equipped with Internet access and dorms have extra-long beds, so you might CD-ROM drives. However, during busy want to check with your rector before buy I I times of the year - such as midterms and ing a new sheet set. A laundry bag or basket, I I, finals - you might have to wait in line for a stain stick, laundry detergent and lots of I SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 17

~ ~ \ I - j- , t. • '." , • ' ~. . ______.: JACKIKIEFER & KRISTENALWORTH Move/tOut Suitcases are only so big. They fit only so much. Heres whats important. ecisions: you've been plagued with migration from home. a machine, so you may want to bring your quarters are essential if you plan on doing place to stash heavy winter clothes during A very good fan Dthem during the past months. The Furniture: Figuring out how to arrange own. Every dorm room is wired to the your own laundry. For the washing-ma the very short off-season. An alarm clock last thing you want to do is decide furniture in a dorm room requires a magi Internet via ResNet, the campus network. i chine-challenged, the on-campus St. - preferably a trusty, loud one - is A loud alarm clock what to bring with you to Notre Dame. cian. Students who do not live in the newer The Office of Information Technologies ), Michael's Laundry service will pick up necessary to wake you up for those dreaded Shower caddy/shoes When I started to pack, I tried to avoid these dorms - which have modular furniture - will send you a brochure describing the laundry each week, wash it and deliver it 8 a.m. tests. Camera decisions by bringing virtually everything. often make extra space in their rooms by hardware you need to connect a PC or a if you opt for a semester-long contract. St. South Bend has plenty of discount stores Water Filter U nfortunatel y, when the time came to trans constructing lofts, elevated beds that leave Mac to the network. Michael's also has dry cleaning and tai if you forget something. Meijer, for ex Hot Pot port all of my belongings, I found that open space underneath. Lofts can be a pain Most students bring a refrigerator, which loring open to all. ample, has absolutely everything you would (.______. 0_--'-- everything I wanted to take would fill two to build, but the added space often makes is useful for beverages and late-night snacks. The unpredictable weather in South ever need. The Student Union Board also vans and about three dorm rooms. It is the trouble worthwhile. Loft kits are avail- . A hot pot is also nice, since it can make Bend makes both winter and summer sponsors a "Fall Mall" at Stepan Center, \'~.... -'._... _. _-"_=~_."__LA-_,-_~~'":..~~l.JI[J~"_--- ...--1._ tempting to bring all of your earthly posses able at hardware stores like Lowe's. There everything from hot chocolate for cold win clothes essential. It will be hot and steamy where they sell items like couches at re sions to college, but dorm rooms are quite are usually "loft-men" roaming the campus ter days to the college student's staple food: when you first arrive, but it won't be long duced prices. Answering Machine small, and you must realize that to help the not-so-handy parent build it for ramen noodles. Creative chefs can even before winter's bitter cold sets in. Also, There is really no need to agonize about (we have voice mail) you will be sharing that a small fee. However, the university does make macaroni and cheese. If you plan on you will want to bring duds suitab}e for forgetting something as you pack for Notre Microwave & Toasters room with at regulate loft dimensions, so look into your hot-potting very often, a bowl, mug and the semi-formal and formal dances dorms Dame. Your friends will probably loan you Vacuum least one other dorm's rules before constructing one. Also, that obscure tool or reference book on the utensils are important. Finally, a fan is cru have during the semester. You will need Pets & Carnivorous Fish person. Here are if you live nearby, buying wood at home cial during the first few weeks of school if to bring hangers. Crates and under-bed one occasion you really need it. And, re some packing may be an advantage as there always seems you are living in an older dorm that lacks air boxes are useful for increasing storage member, your parents are only a phone call Wastebasket tips and a little to be a shortage of kits around campus. conditioning. space in your room and can be a good and a care package away. 0 common sense All dorm rooms come with beds, desks Personal Touches: Decorating can per as you prepare and wardrobes or dressers, but most stu sonalize a dorm room and make it inviting. to make the dents bring extra furniture. Couches, inflat The flourescent overhe.ad lights in most great able chairs and futons are popular, since rooms are dim and will make the room look . the latest campus news and sports they are a lot more comfortable than sitting like a cellar, so pack some lamps. A desk in-depth coverage of campus issues on the floor. Carpeting and padding will lamp is a must, floor lamps brighten your help you avoid hard, tiled floors. You room tremendously and Christmas lights reviews of campus entertainment should receive the dimensions of your provide fun mood lighting. You may also off-the-wall humor room in a packet from your dorm, want to pick up a dry-enise board for outside making carpets easier to your door so your new friends will have a price. place to leave messages. Posters and pic Gadgets & Gizmos: Elec- tures, whether of a favorite music group or tronics are an important source a Monet print, add character to a room. of entertainment - and pro Picking out these finishing touches with crastination - in dorm your new roommate is a great way to get to rooms. It is a good idea to know each other. 1 bring a stereo because most students Odds and Ends: Apart from furnish find South Bend radio lacking. A TV and ings, there are many miscellaneous items VCR are nice additions to a dorm room, but that you will need for dorm living. Since 1 '1! ~J ISSUES .. ~)@ DOLLARS because cable is not available, antennae, or you will have to trek down the hall to take "rabbit ears," would be a wise purchase. All a shower, a robe and a shower caddy are dorms have TV lounges with cable, so you important. Shower shoes, or cheap flip can catch your favorite cable programs with flops, are also wise, as the dorm showers r------~------~-~------~ out buying a TV. aren't always the cleanest places in the I .' PLEASE PLACE ME ON YOUR@JIJ)El;1§f;il~i!f@~1 LIST. PLEASE SEND THIS FORM AND I There are numerous computer clusters on world. $35.00 PAYMENT TO: I campus. They have both PCs and Macs, and I NAME: SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE You will need to bring bedding, as the I 303 LAFORTUNE STUDENT CENTER I some are open 24 hours. All cluster comput university provides only a mattress. Some ., NOTRE DAME, IN 465561 ADDRESS: ____~ ______ers are equipped with Internet access and dorms have extra-long beds, so you might CD-ROM drives. However, during busy want to check with your rector before buy I I times of the year - such as midterms and ing a new sheet set. A laundry bag or basket, I I, finals - you might have to wait in line for a stain stick, laundry detergent and lots of I SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 17

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and students are familiar with Breen-Phillips: Just steps from the library, LaFortune Student between the sections is Center and North Dining Hall, it boasts one of the best locations on followed by a dorm-wide the traditions of its residence campus. The BP Babes have earned i reputation of being big eaters dance. due to a frozen-yogurt-eating contest several years ago. In honor of Cavanaugh: Located halls. From the charitable to this, the ladies host a meal auction every spring to benefit the next to LaFortune, American Diabetes Association. They auction off meals with such Cavanaugh also pos notables as Coach Doherty, Father Hesburgh and popular profes sesses an excellent loca the bizarre~ read on for abrief sors. The Babes also have an annual Beach Party in the middle of tion. The Chaos are re February, where the women of BP and their dates can pretend they puted to be the most spir introduction to some of the are having fun in the sun, a nice break from South Bend's freezing ited ladies on campus, and they can be seen at pep rallies and temperatures. interhall football games wearing green from head to toe. They also these time-honored events. Farley: Located between BP and North Dining Hall, Farley was , host the annual SnowBall, their winter formal. converted to a women's dorm in 1972 and is now home to Farley's Zahm: Perhaps the dorm with the most infamous reputation, the Finest. Perhaps its most well-known tradition is Pop Farley Week. men of Zahm, or Zahmbies, wish to keep their traditions shrouded Each January, the Finest celebrate their dorm's namesake, Father in mystery. However, there was a petting zoo at their Winter John Farley, in a week offestivities. A hall-decorating competition Carnival with a llama... Keenan: Keenan is located on the north side of the quad and shares a building with Stanford (see next tradi tion). The Keenan Knights host one of the university'S best-known traditions, the Keenan Revue, a presentation of Siegfried: In the brief last year. Once residents of Flanner Hall, along with the Siegfried skits that make fun of anything and ev history of Siegfried Hall, men, they were relocated to their current home in 1997. As a result, erything around campus. The Revue is the Ramblers have estab Knott and Siegfried participate in the annual Flanner Cup, a prepared throughout the entire year and is lished the tradition of the competition that showcases such manly events as car-pushing. then performed for three nights in Janu annual Rambler Scram Knott was the undisputed victor of last year's competition. ary, with the final performance followed bler. For this dance, each Pasquerilla West: This women's dorm, home to the Purple Wea by a dance. This event is a must-see! section has three minia sels, is most often referred to as PW. In 1991, the tradition of a Stanford: The other half ofthe Keenan ture-golf holes strategi Queen of PW was begun. Each section chooses a queen to defend Stanford building, whose residents were cally placed in their hall. the honor of her section in competitions against Queens from other once known as the Studs, have taken Throughout the night, couples can play golf while taking a break sections. The victor is then crowned at the SYR at the end of Queen the name of their former rector, Father from the dance. This year, sales of Rambler Scrambler T-shirts Week. Griffin, as their mascot. The Griffins raised $1 ,000 for the Conor Murphy Bone Marrow Drive. The drive Pasquerilla East: Also a women's dorm, PE is home to the Pyros. host a Dance-a-Thon every fall. entered students in a national marrow registry to benefit Murphy, They are famous for their women's football team, which has won a junior who was stricken with leukemia earlier this year. the interhall championship two years in a row. They also host the Knott: The men of Knott, also known as the Juggernauts, are quite annual Pyro Olympics, where the ladies of PE run around in athletic: they were champions of both interhall football and soccer costumes dressed according to their section's theme.

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Sorin: The first dorm built on campus, it is named after university founder Father Edward Sorin. ,\~Home The home of the Otters is often called Sorin College, as it seceded from the university during protests of the Vietnam War. Every fall, Sorin hosts a talent show for charity featuring the grossness, creativity and all-around amusing talents of the Otters. . Walsh: In addition to being one of the first dorms built on campus, it was also one of the first dorms to house women after the university became coeducational. It is now home to the Wild Women, who host the Walsh Wild Weekend every fall. This weekend features many fun Sweet activities for the entire campus, such as a mascot contest. Lewis: The home of the Chicks, Lewis is located behind the Main Building, right next to the Grotto. The dorm hosts a spirit week every spring called Camp Lewis, which is designed to foster dorm spirit and raise money for a camp for the physically challenged. The week's premiere event is the Lewis Crush. Every Chick sends an anonymous invitation to her crush and hopes that he will show up at the dance...... , Home St. Edward's: St. Ed's is located behind Zahm and near Lewis. If you live here, feel pnvIleged: you have very hIgh ceIlmgs. St. Ed s also sponsors the St. Edward's Hall Players, who put on a play once a year. , Everyone knows Notre Dame Carroll: If you live here, a bike is not an option - it' s a necessity. The hall is located on the edge of campus, part-way around St. Mary s Lake. However, it has some important traditions. The first is A Carroll Christmas, which includes the lighting of a 30-foot Christmas tr~e has a long history of tradition, and singing of Christmas carols by university choirs. A toy drive and hall dance complement this event. Carroll Hall also hosts the FUSIC (Food and Music) Festival with all proceeds donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. but few people besides alumni and students are familiar with Breen-Phillips: Just steps from the library, LaFortune Student between the sections is Center and North Dining Hall, it boasts one of the best locations on followed by a dorm-wide the traditions of its residence campus. The BP Babes have earned i reputation of being big eaters dance. due to a frozen-yogurt-eating contest several years ago. In honor of Cavanaugh: Located halls. From the charitable to this, the ladies host a meal auction every spring to benefit the next to LaFortune, American Diabetes Association. They auction off meals with such Cavanaugh also pos notables as Coach Doherty, Father Hesburgh and popular profes sesses an excellent loca the bizarre~ read on for abrief sors. The Babes also have an annual Beach Party in the middle of tion. The Chaos are re February, where the women of BP and their dates can pretend they puted to be the most spir introduction to some of the are having fun in the sun, a nice break from South Bend's freezing ited ladies on campus, and they can be seen at pep rallies and temperatures. interhall football games wearing green from head to toe. They also these time-honored events. Farley: Located between BP and North Dining Hall, Farley was , host the annual SnowBall, their winter formal. converted to a women's dorm in 1972 and is now home to Farley's Zahm: Perhaps the dorm with the most infamous reputation, the Finest. Perhaps its most well-known tradition is Pop Farley Week. men of Zahm, or Zahmbies, wish to keep their traditions shrouded Each January, the Finest celebrate their dorm's namesake, Father in mystery. However, there was a petting zoo at their Winter John Farley, in a week offestivities. A hall-decorating competition Carnival with a llama... Keenan: Keenan is located on the north side of the quad and shares a building with Stanford (see next tradi tion). The Keenan Knights host one of the university'S best-known traditions, the Keenan Revue, a presentation of Siegfried: In the brief last year. Once residents of Flanner Hall, along with the Siegfried skits that make fun of anything and ev history of Siegfried Hall, men, they were relocated to their current home in 1997. As a result, erything around campus. The Revue is the Ramblers have estab Knott and Siegfried participate in the annual Flanner Cup, a prepared throughout the entire year and is lished the tradition of the competition that showcases such manly events as car-pushing. then performed for three nights in Janu annual Rambler Scram Knott was the undisputed victor of last year's competition. ary, with the final performance followed bler. For this dance, each Pasquerilla West: This women's dorm, home to the Purple Wea by a dance. This event is a must-see! section has three minia sels, is most often referred to as PW. In 1991, the tradition of a Stanford: The other half ofthe Keenan ture-golf holes strategi Queen of PW was begun. Each section chooses a queen to defend Stanford building, whose residents were cally placed in their hall. the honor of her section in competitions against Queens from other once known as the Studs, have taken Throughout the night, couples can play golf while taking a break sections. The victor is then crowned at the SYR at the end of Queen the name of their former rector, Father from the dance. This year, sales of Rambler Scrambler T-shirts Week. Griffin, as their mascot. The Griffins raised $1 ,000 for the Conor Murphy Bone Marrow Drive. The drive Pasquerilla East: Also a women's dorm, PE is home to the Pyros. host a Dance-a-Thon every fall. entered students in a national marrow registry to benefit Murphy, They are famous for their women's football team, which has won a junior who was stricken with leukemia earlier this year. the interhall championship two years in a row. They also host the Knott: The men of Knott, also known as the Juggernauts, are quite annual Pyro Olympics, where the ladies of PE run around in athletic: they were champions of both interhall football and soccer costumes dressed according to their section's theme.

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, - -,-----.- \ -- . /~. I~'''' .'. TIP GIPPER.I @ND.EDU lowdown on the university, and he never Newest dorms, in close ~ximitYL-,-to=--:.:th..:.:e=-=-b.:::..oo~_k:.::s:..::t.:::..o:..::re:..-:. ______--,--- __--.:..~-,--...... J THE GIPP. breaks a promise. You've already heard the The 4 dorms of this quad short history is the Mardi Gras dance, where just about any style of radio-edit version about Father Sorin, our host the West Quad For dress goes. The men of 0' Neill crown a Mardi Gras king during the history of football and our beautiful lakes. mal in the fall. week, who presides over the festivities. Well, Father Sorin is dead, we went 5-7 last McGlinn: Every spring, Keough: Located next to O'Neill, this men's dorm is home to the season and the lakes freeze solid during the the Shamrocks host Ca Kangaroos. In 1998, it began the tradition of the Keough Chariot winter. Don't get the Gipp wrong, he loves sino Night to raise money Race, in which dorms build and race chariots. It also hosts the White this place. There's just a lot they left out of .. for charity . Every woman Wedding, a traditional dance in the spring during which a selected the brochures . invites at least three couple is "married." For one thing, they don't tell you about I: people to gamble the Welsh Family: Home to the Whirlwinds and located next to the the weather. When you get to campus, ex I~ I' night away with play money that can be redeemed for raffle tickets. Morris Inn, Welsh hosts a "Family Feud" game show each year in pect 90-degree weather. Most dorms, how I Prizes from the raffle have included Notre Dame apparel and gift which the dorm families can compete against each other. Welsh is ever, will hover around a comfortable 120. \' certificates donated by local restaurants. also creating a tradition of service; last year it raised nearly $3,000 But don't worry, the sun won't stick around O'Neill: This men's dorm is located next to McGlinn and is the for the Juvenile Diabetes Walkathon in Chicago. for long. Out of laziness - or just sheer home of the Angry Mob. One of O'Neill's biggest traditions in its spite - it takes an eight-month vacation during the school year. If Eiffel 65 lived SQ.lJ+H-Ql-JA[l~--,,:-, _S_t_re_t_ch_e;,..:s_f__ ro_m,...:.·..;:.:th.;..:e:...· :...:R-=-oc.:.;k.:.:.n.:.:e-=M:.:..e-=-m:.:.:,-=-o:.;;ria=l-=t::.o-=O=--'S=.h~a=u::.;;g'!.:.h::..:n=e=ss~y:..:H:..:a=I::..:I_,~ __----",--,-·' .:." ~'.~~'i.;' -,.JJ here, we'd be listening to "Gray." Expect the sun to emerge sometime in the spring semes Alumni: Built in the Lyons: Built in 1927, this dorm possesses the arch made famous ter, usually right around finals. This makes 1930s, the men ofAlumni by the movie Rudy. It is located next to the Rock on South Quad and he beautiful lakes, the Golden Dome, In the true Christian spirit, the Gipp wants cramming an entire semester of knowledge refer to their dorm as boasts a wonderful view of St. Mary's Lake. Each fall, Lyons the ... debauchery. That's right, you to share - share your thoughts, your into your head in one week even easier. "The Center of the Uni sponsors the Mara Fox Fun Run. This event raises funds for a T youngsters, the Gipp is here to tell memories, your dreams. But most of all, Parietals are another Notre Dame tradi verse." It is located at the scholarship founded in the memory of Mara Fox, a Lyons resident you the real deal about the goings on at the share your tips. You can call the Gipp at 1- tion that they relegate to the fine print of the intersection of South who was killed by a drunk driver in November 1993. University of Our Lady. While you j::hoke 7569, but don't expect to speak to him brochures. According to that great bible of Quad and God Quad. The Morrissey: The Manor has a tradition of celebrating Christmas down your dining-hall food on Thursday personally: the Gipp's got his reputation to undergraduate regulations known as du Lac, mascot of Alumni is the season with an SYR on the last Saturday before study days. Each nights, make sure you grab a freshly printed protect. You can also e-mail him at these rules exist "to foster the personal and Dawg, derived from the section is responsible for decorating its hallways to correspond with Scholastic and keep an eye out for the Gipp' s gipper.1 @nd.edu. The Gipp, like all college social development of residence hall stu first official Irish mascot, the Irish Terrier. The most notable a dorm-wide theme. After parietals, the men of Morrissey invite column, because the Gipp will certainly be students, feels loved when he gets e-mails, dents." They foster this growth by kicking Alumni event is the Wake. Held during the dorm's spirit week, the their dates to their lounge space and treat them to sub sandwiches ! keeping an eye on you. especially e-mails with tips. Remember, the guys and girls out of each other's dorm t event involves the Dawgs running around campus in ties and and Rector Father Bill's homemade chili. What better way to ensure Gipp can say all those things you've always rooms at midnight during the week and 2 f, boxers carrying a coffin. The men of Alumni can also be seen the non-violation of parietals? What's MU Name? wanted to say. a.m. on the weekends. Similar plans to fos ~ during finals doing "bun-runs" in the library. Howard: Howard became a women's dorm in 1983, at which time I" Sau MU Name! , "But Gipp," you cry, "how will I know a ter intellectual growth by taking away your Dillon: As this hall was also built in the 1930s, Alumni and Dillon it adopted the mascot of Howard the Duck. Howard is reputed to be Before we start the tour, the Gipp would good tip when I've got one?!" books were scrapped, because it's pretty have been rivals for quite some time. Dillon is known as the Big one ofthe quietest dorms on campus. Because most of the rooms are like to introduce himself. You see, the Gipp There's no easy answer, young Gippling. easy to hide books in dorm rooms. Red, primarily because it is the largest dorm on campus. Dillon singles, many women transfer in from other dorms. is a lot like Bob Dole, because the Gipp If you think something's even remotely tip hosts an annual pep rally on South Quad before the first football Badin: One of the smallest dorms on campus, the home of the refers to himself in the third person. And, worthy, the safest thing to do is tip the Gipp. It Was Nice Meeting You game of the season. Generally, the pep rally includes an elaborate Bullfrogs officially became a women's residence hall in 1972. It is just like the war hero, the Gipp needs a little But for those of you who still need more Well, the Gipp hopes you found his com and amusing skit based on a movie, such as The Dillon Kid and one of the oldest dorms on campus and has a long history of something to help keep himself up on cam direction, the Gipp has put together a quick ments helpful-that's what he's here to do. Back to the Future. The rally usually culminates with a: visit from tradition. Before the old bookstore was demolished last year, the pus events. That's where you come in. Like guide for the beginner tipper. So help him help you, and tip the Gipp. the head coach of the football team. Bullfrogs often hosted bands on their balcony to entertain shoppers. an out-of-control Linda Tripp, the Gipp Remember: the journey of a thousand miles Fisher: Distinguished by the large green "F" on the front of the Part of the reason Badin women call themselves the, Bullfrogs is loves to record what other people say and The Campus Tour starts with one step. And if they're not all in building, Fisher Hall is known as the Green Wave. It was home to because of the nickname given to their front yard: the "Badin Bog," do, and make it very public. It's not because (Unauthorized) a straight line, the officer probably isn't Regis Philbin when he was a Notre Dame student and is host to the where hall events are often held. 0 he's a bad guy, but because he loves this The Gipp promised to give you the going to be too happy. 0 annual Fisher Regatta. A tradition since 1987, campus and wants to keep it honest. Some the Regatta features a race across S t. Mary's times, students do funny things - very Lake in boats built by students, which are A GUIDE TO TIPPING THE GIPP funny things - and he thinks the campus rowed across St. Mary's Lake. May the most should know all about them. And some Good Tip Bad News seaworthy win! Bad Tip times, administrators do shady things - Pangborn: Pangborn is a relatively small Your roommate in Recl~ers before going to Ilis very shady things - and he knows the women's dorm located between the Rock and undressed 2 p.m. class whole campus needs to hear about them. Fisher Hall. Although it is now home to the female Phoxes, Norm from "Cheers" resided You Know MU Name ... Your underage friend You saw a corrupt admin- Tile administrator here when it was still amen's dorm. Every year Now Gimme MU Tips drinl~s to l~icR bacl~ istrator tal~ing RicRbacl~s sawuou Pangborn and Fisher host the Spring Fling Your mission is to keep the Gipp in dance, which is held in the courtyard between formed about campus goings-on. You see, the two dorms. Pangborn also hosts a charity the Gipp is only one person. With the long You stalled while in universitu golf while truing to event modeled after "The Price is Right." a arm of the administration constantly reach driving on Grape Road cart outrun the cops ing for the poor Gipp' s shirt collar, he barely has enough time to sleep through his classes.

SCHOLASTICCAMPUS WATCH 21 20 SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE TIP GIPPER.I @ND.EDU lowdown on the university, and he never Newest dorms, in close ~ximitYL-,-to=--:.:th..:.:e=-=-b.:::..oo~_k:.::s:..::t.:::..o:..::re:..-:. ______--,--- __--.:..~-,--...... J THE GIPP. breaks a promise. You've already heard the The 4 dorms of this quad short history is the Mardi Gras dance, where just about any style of radio-edit version about Father Sorin, our host the West Quad For dress goes. The men of 0' Neill crown a Mardi Gras king during the history of football and our beautiful lakes. mal in the fall. week, who presides over the festivities. Well, Father Sorin is dead, we went 5-7 last McGlinn: Every spring, Keough: Located next to O'Neill, this men's dorm is home to the season and the lakes freeze solid during the the Shamrocks host Ca Kangaroos. In 1998, it began the tradition of the Keough Chariot winter. Don't get the Gipp wrong, he loves sino Night to raise money Race, in which dorms build and race chariots. It also hosts the White this place. There's just a lot they left out of .. for charity . Every woman Wedding, a traditional dance in the spring during which a selected the brochures . invites at least three couple is "married." For one thing, they don't tell you about I: people to gamble the Welsh Family: Home to the Whirlwinds and located next to the the weather. When you get to campus, ex I~ I' night away with play money that can be redeemed for raffle tickets. Morris Inn, Welsh hosts a "Family Feud" game show each year in pect 90-degree weather. Most dorms, how I Prizes from the raffle have included Notre Dame apparel and gift which the dorm families can compete against each other. Welsh is ever, will hover around a comfortable 120. \' certificates donated by local restaurants. also creating a tradition of service; last year it raised nearly $3,000 But don't worry, the sun won't stick around O'Neill: This men's dorm is located next to McGlinn and is the for the Juvenile Diabetes Walkathon in Chicago. for long. Out of laziness - or just sheer home of the Angry Mob. One of O'Neill's biggest traditions in its spite - it takes an eight-month vacation during the school year. If Eiffel 65 lived SQ.lJ+H-Ql-JA[l~--,,:-, _S_t_re_t_ch_e;,..:s_f__ ro_m,...:.·..;:.:th.;..:e:...· :...:R-=-oc.:.;k.:.:.n.:.:e-=M:.:..e-=-m:.:.:,-=-o:.;;ria=l-=t::.o-=O=--'S=.h~a=u::.;;g'!.:.h::..:n=e=ss~y:..:H:..:a=I::..:I_,~ __----",--,-·' .:." ~'.~~'i.;' -,.JJ here, we'd be listening to "Gray." Expect the sun to emerge sometime in the spring semes Alumni: Built in the Lyons: Built in 1927, this dorm possesses the arch made famous ter, usually right around finals. This makes 1930s, the men ofAlumni by the movie Rudy. It is located next to the Rock on South Quad and he beautiful lakes, the Golden Dome, In the true Christian spirit, the Gipp wants cramming an entire semester of knowledge refer to their dorm as boasts a wonderful view of St. Mary's Lake. Each fall, Lyons the ... debauchery. That's right, you to share - share your thoughts, your into your head in one week even easier. "The Center of the Uni sponsors the Mara Fox Fun Run. This event raises funds for a T youngsters, the Gipp is here to tell memories, your dreams. But most of all, Parietals are another Notre Dame tradi verse." It is located at the scholarship founded in the memory of Mara Fox, a Lyons resident you the real deal about the goings on at the share your tips. You can call the Gipp at 1- tion that they relegate to the fine print of the intersection of South who was killed by a drunk driver in November 1993. University of Our Lady. While you j::hoke 7569, but don't expect to speak to him brochures. According to that great bible of Quad and God Quad. The Morrissey: The Manor has a tradition of celebrating Christmas down your dining-hall food on Thursday personally: the Gipp's got his reputation to undergraduate regulations known as du Lac, mascot of Alumni is the season with an SYR on the last Saturday before study days. Each nights, make sure you grab a freshly printed protect. You can also e-mail him at these rules exist "to foster the personal and Dawg, derived from the section is responsible for decorating its hallways to correspond with Scholastic and keep an eye out for the Gipp' s gipper.1 @nd.edu. The Gipp, like all college social development of residence hall stu first official Irish mascot, the Irish Terrier. The most notable a dorm-wide theme. After parietals, the men of Morrissey invite column, because the Gipp will certainly be students, feels loved when he gets e-mails, dents." They foster this growth by kicking Alumni event is the Wake. Held during the dorm's spirit week, the their dates to their lounge space and treat them to sub sandwiches ! keeping an eye on you. especially e-mails with tips. Remember, the guys and girls out of each other's dorm t event involves the Dawgs running around campus in ties and and Rector Father Bill's homemade chili. What better way to ensure Gipp can say all those things you've always rooms at midnight during the week and 2 f, boxers carrying a coffin. The men of Alumni can also be seen the non-violation of parietals? What's MU Name? wanted to say. a.m. on the weekends. Similar plans to fos ~ during finals doing "bun-runs" in the library. Howard: Howard became a women's dorm in 1983, at which time I" Sau MU Name! , "But Gipp," you cry, "how will I know a ter intellectual growth by taking away your Dillon: As this hall was also built in the 1930s, Alumni and Dillon it adopted the mascot of Howard the Duck. Howard is reputed to be Before we start the tour, the Gipp would good tip when I've got one?!" books were scrapped, because it's pretty have been rivals for quite some time. Dillon is known as the Big one ofthe quietest dorms on campus. Because most of the rooms are like to introduce himself. You see, the Gipp There's no easy answer, young Gippling. easy to hide books in dorm rooms. Red, primarily because it is the largest dorm on campus. Dillon singles, many women transfer in from other dorms. is a lot like Bob Dole, because the Gipp If you think something's even remotely tip hosts an annual pep rally on South Quad before the first football Badin: One of the smallest dorms on campus, the home of the refers to himself in the third person. And, worthy, the safest thing to do is tip the Gipp. It Was Nice Meeting You game of the season. Generally, the pep rally includes an elaborate Bullfrogs officially became a women's residence hall in 1972. It is just like the war hero, the Gipp needs a little But for those of you who still need more Well, the Gipp hopes you found his com and amusing skit based on a movie, such as The Dillon Kid and one of the oldest dorms on campus and has a long history of something to help keep himself up on cam direction, the Gipp has put together a quick ments helpful-that's what he's here to do. Back to the Future. The rally usually culminates with a: visit from tradition. Before the old bookstore was demolished last year, the pus events. That's where you come in. Like guide for the beginner tipper. So help him help you, and tip the Gipp. the head coach of the football team. Bullfrogs often hosted bands on their balcony to entertain shoppers. an out-of-control Linda Tripp, the Gipp Remember: the journey of a thousand miles Fisher: Distinguished by the large green "F" on the front of the Part of the reason Badin women call themselves the, Bullfrogs is loves to record what other people say and The Campus Tour starts with one step. And if they're not all in building, Fisher Hall is known as the Green Wave. It was home to because of the nickname given to their front yard: the "Badin Bog," do, and make it very public. It's not because (Unauthorized) a straight line, the officer probably isn't Regis Philbin when he was a Notre Dame student and is host to the where hall events are often held. 0 he's a bad guy, but because he loves this The Gipp promised to give you the going to be too happy. 0 annual Fisher Regatta. A tradition since 1987, campus and wants to keep it honest. Some the Regatta features a race across S t. Mary's times, students do funny things - very Lake in boats built by students, which are A GUIDE TO TIPPING THE GIPP funny things - and he thinks the campus rowed across St. Mary's Lake. May the most should know all about them. And some Good Tip Bad News seaworthy win! Bad Tip times, administrators do shady things - Pangborn: Pangborn is a relatively small Your roommate in Recl~ers before going to Ilis very shady things - and he knows the women's dorm located between the Rock and undressed 2 p.m. class whole campus needs to hear about them. Fisher Hall. Although it is now home to the female Phoxes, Norm from "Cheers" resided You Know MU Name ... Your underage friend You saw a corrupt admin- Tile administrator here when it was still amen's dorm. Every year Now Gimme MU Tips drinl~s to l~icR bacl~ istrator tal~ing RicRbacl~s sawuou Pangborn and Fisher host the Spring Fling Your mission is to keep the Gipp in dance, which is held in the courtyard between formed about campus goings-on. You see, the two dorms. Pangborn also hosts a charity the Gipp is only one person. With the long You stalled while in universitu golf while truing to event modeled after "The Price is Right." a arm of the administration constantly reach driving on Grape Road cart outrun the cops ing for the poor Gipp' s shirt collar, he barely has enough time to sleep through his classes.

SCHOLASTICCAMPUS WATCH 21 20 SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 1 basketball's resurrection itself in the NIT tournament. Determined to make a statement, the Dunbar, a member of the now-defunct Quarterback Club, whose - the last time an Irish football team finished with a worse winning Irish stormed through the 32-team competition, finally meeting money was readily accepted by several Irish football players. In percentage than the 1999 squad. From poor calls at the one-yard line Wake Forest in the tournament final. Theseflson came to a disap addition, Dunbar purchased many extravagant gifts for the players, to inopportune timeouts and missed PATs, nothing went right for After the dismal combination of a 1998-99 campaign, pointing conclusion as the Demon Deacons claimed the title with a including two trips to Las Vegas. After an extensive inquiry and the Irish. Last year's defense ranked among the worst in Notre a 14-16 record and the resignation of Coach John MacLeod, the 71-61 victory over the Irish. However, with the return of All investigation, the NCAA committee concluded that Notre Dame Dame's history, allowing 27.6 points per contest, while the offense future of Irish basketball appeared grim. However, the 1999-2000 American junior Troy Murphy and the addition of transfer Ryan was guilty of a low-degree major infraction. The accompanying averaged only 29 points per game. The Irish's struggles were most Irish basketball team, led by first-year Head Coach Matt Doherty, Humphrey, Notre Dame promises to again challenge for an NCAA penalty - the loss of one football scholarship for each of the next evident on the road, as they posted a 0-5 record in away contests. quickly filled the seats of the once-vacant Joyce Center. The Irish bid. two academic years - was far less severe to the university than the Notre Dame will attempt to prove last year a fluke in its opening two opened the season with a shocking win over fourth-ranked Ohio humiliation of its first NCAA violation. games this year. The Irish face No. 23 Texas A&M and No. 3 State in the preseason NIT tournament.' Notre Dame then advanced Nebraska at Notre Dame Stadium to open the 2000 campaign. to the preseason NIT finals before finally falling to Arizona. The 2 a tarnished dome Irish gained national recognition on December 5, when they domi ,3 a time out? nated the defending national champion Connecticut Huskies at the 4 easter in south bend Hartford Civic Center. Later in the year, Notre Dame defeated the Although NCAA violations and sanctions are nothing Huskies once again, completing its first sweep ofUConn. As March new to the world of college football, Notre Dame has always prided Throughout the last football season, many references Madness arrived, the Irish remained watchful, hoping to receive an itself on its squeaky-clean image. However, for the first time in its were made to the "century of greatness in Notre Dame football." With the conclusion of the NCAA investigation, Uni invitation to the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 1990. history, the university received sanctions from the NCAA. The Despite the Irish's successes in the past century, the campaign that versity President Father Malloy allegorized the troubles of Notre However, Notre Dame was denied a dance card, and instead found punishment was a reaction to a scandal surrounding Kimberly bears the most resemblence to last year's season was that of 1962 Dame's athletic department, saying, "This is Good Friday. Tomor-

22 SCHOLASTICS PORTS SCHOLASTICS PORTS 23 1 basketball's resurrection itself in the NIT tournament. Determined to make a statement, the Dunbar, a member of the now-defunct Quarterback Club, whose - the last time an Irish football team finished with a worse winning Irish stormed through the 32-team competition, finally meeting money was readily accepted by several Irish football players. In percentage than the 1999 squad. From poor calls at the one-yard line Wake Forest in the tournament final. Theseflson came to a disap addition, Dunbar purchased many extravagant gifts for the players, to inopportune timeouts and missed PATs, nothing went right for After the dismal combination of a 1998-99 campaign, pointing conclusion as the Demon Deacons claimed the title with a including two trips to Las Vegas. After an extensive inquiry and the Irish. Last year's defense ranked among the worst in Notre a 14-16 record and the resignation of Coach John MacLeod, the 71-61 victory over the Irish. However, with the return of All investigation, the NCAA committee concluded that Notre Dame Dame's history, allowing 27.6 points per contest, while the offense future of Irish basketball appeared grim. However, the 1999-2000 American junior Troy Murphy and the addition of transfer Ryan was guilty of a low-degree major infraction. The accompanying averaged only 29 points per game. The Irish's struggles were most Irish basketball team, led by first-year Head Coach Matt Doherty, Humphrey, Notre Dame promises to again challenge for an NCAA penalty - the loss of one football scholarship for each of the next evident on the road, as they posted a 0-5 record in away contests. quickly filled the seats of the once-vacant Joyce Center. The Irish bid. two academic years - was far less severe to the university than the Notre Dame will attempt to prove last year a fluke in its opening two opened the season with a shocking win over fourth-ranked Ohio humiliation of its first NCAA violation. games this year. The Irish face No. 23 Texas A&M and No. 3 State in the preseason NIT tournament.' Notre Dame then advanced Nebraska at Notre Dame Stadium to open the 2000 campaign. to the preseason NIT finals before finally falling to Arizona. The 2 a tarnished dome Irish gained national recognition on December 5, when they domi ,3 a time out? nated the defending national champion Connecticut Huskies at the 4 easter in south bend Hartford Civic Center. Later in the year, Notre Dame defeated the Although NCAA violations and sanctions are nothing Huskies once again, completing its first sweep ofUConn. As March new to the world of college football, Notre Dame has always prided Throughout the last football season, many references Madness arrived, the Irish remained watchful, hoping to receive an itself on its squeaky-clean image. However, for the first time in its were made to the "century of greatness in Notre Dame football." With the conclusion of the NCAA investigation, Uni invitation to the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 1990. history, the university received sanctions from the NCAA. The Despite the Irish's successes in the past century, the campaign that versity President Father Malloy allegorized the troubles of Notre However, Notre Dame was denied a dance card, and instead found punishment was a reaction to a scandal surrounding Kimberly bears the most resemblence to last year's season was that of 1962 Dame's athletic department, saying, "This is Good Friday. Tomor-

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There are converting a $3 million budget deficit into a $1 million surplus. His 8 amazing speed Dame Film, Television, and Theatre, (FTT) has announced that theatre opportunities to fit every schedule and level of talent. extraordinary reputation as both an athletic director and a man of the annual reception for students interested in film, television This season, FTT will present a mainstage season consisting character is the reason behind Malloy's choice of White as the or theatre will be held Wednesday, August 23, at 6:00 P.M. in of five plays and many other acting and directing projects. savior of Notre Dame's most popular sport program. Junior All-American cross-country runner Ryan Shay Washington Hall. Students interested in any aspect of acting, Mainstage productions will be: placed fourth in the 10K at the Mt. SAC Relays. He ran a personal directing, scenery, costuming, lighting, management, or who As You Like It, Goodnight Desdemona (Good Morning Juliet), best and school-record-breaking time of 28:26.91. The time also are considering film, television and theatre as a major are en Love's Fire, The Winter's Tale and Oedipus Rex. 5 just short of the goal bested the Olympic Trials qualifying time by more than 23 seconds couraged to attend. As You Like It and The Winter's Tale will be performed by and the Olympic Games B qualifying time by a little more than one Notre Dame student films are shown each year at the popu ACTORS FROM THE LONDON STAGE who will make Notre Dame second. lar annual film festival. Many FTT student films have won their American home beginning July 1. All FTT projects will Notre Dame's women's soccer team entered the 1999 awards at national film festivals, and a collection of the best need student involvement. There are positions for all who wish campaign determined to improve on last year's "disappointment," Notre Dame films is available. to participate. in which Portland denied the Irish their sixth consecutive trip to the 9 unsatisfying FTT has a terrific relationship with area television stations, Auditions for first semester plays will be held Wed., Au Final Four with a 2-1 overtime victory. Despite losing the head and many students have earned internships in a variety of pro gust 23, and Thu., August 24, at 7 :00 PM. coach that was responsible for building the successful Irish pro duction areas. WNDU, the local NBC affiliate, is owned by FTT activities are an excellent way to meet new people, make gram, the 1999 squad came out ready to contend for the national For most teams, a 20-9 finish and an NCAA Tourna Notre Dame and provides television professionals who teach new friends, and have a great time while involving yourself in title. After dropping the season opener in overtime to defending ment bid mark an incredibly successful season. For the Notre Dame some Notre Dame classes. the creation of something special on campus. national champion North Carolina, the Irish steamrolled through women's volleyball team, it was the bitterest of disappointments. Theatre at Notre Dame is open to all students--majors and If you cannot attend the reception, but wish to be involved or the regular season and early playoff rounds. Notre Dame then After completing a remarkable season, which included finishing non-majors--who wish to participate. A wide variety of activi have questions about film, please e-mail Ted Mandell at advanced to its sixth Final Four in seven years with a shootout win the regular season with an 11-0 conference record and advancing to ties is available including: acting, scenic design and construc Mandell. 1 @nd.edu. If you are interested in opportunities in the over Nebraska. In the semifinals, the Irish again proved their the Big East final against Georgetown, Notre Dame looked for tion, costume design and construction, lighting design and ex- atre please e-mail Richard E. Donnelly at [email protected]. mettle, upsetting first-ranked Santa Clara, 1-0. However, the Tar success in the postseason. The four-game loss to Ohio State in the Heels proved to be too much for the Irish once again, winning their opening round of the NCAA Tournament marked the first time that visit our web page at http://www.nd.edu:801.:.cothweb/wwwhomepage.html· " • I -' o· 15th title in 18 years, 2-0. the Irish did not advance to the second round since 1992.

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24 SCHOLASTICS PORTS :; . CINEMA@THESNITE I' For a mere two bucks, you can catch the ~ , Ii cream of Hollywood, independent and in il ternational films right in the basement of the i Ii Snite Museum of Art, located on the north ,I west comer of the football stadium. Every Friday and Saturday night, Cinema @ the Snite features second-run films - the mov ies that have leftregular theaters but have yet to hit the video store. Some favorites from last semester include Fight Club, Be ing John Malkovich, Run Lola Run and Boys Don't Cry. On Monday nights, the Snite shows classics, ranging from Casablanca to Citizen Kane. Pickup asched ule at the Snite Museum or find one online this fall at www.nd.edu/-cothweb. appearance at the festival a few years back. www.nd.edu/-english/calendar.html. SUB Movms BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL SNITE MUSEUM The Student Union Board, better known as The second annual Bluegrass Festival took The Snite is open Tuesday through Sunday, SUB, shows $2 movies every Thursday, place this spring, featuring the Galoots, and admission is free. It tends to be one of Friday and Saturday night. It also shows straight from Louisville, Ky. Co-sponsored Notre Dame's less-traveled treasures, though second-run films, but ittends to focus on the by the dining halls, this free event offered many students and professors attend the big Hollywood hits, like American Beauty, chili and watermelon to all who attended. opening of the spring exhibit where the American Pie and The Talented Mr. Ripley. This year, even city folk like myself were MFA and BFA students showcase their STUDENT FILM FESTIVAL caught square-dancing barefoot on the cool work. Every January, the films made by Notre grass of North Quad. Dame's film-production students are show HADla-,~~~~--~ AND=nJ[OIlE .•. u'----'-.:..-_,'--",~, _i'...:...Jl cased for three nights at the Snite. Consider , this your chance to check out the films WVFI AN TOSTAL Yet another SUB-sponsored event, An Ii before they hit the indie film-festival cir The Voice of the Fighting Irish, or WVFI, II' cuit. This must-see event promises contro can be accessed from the Internet on cam Tostal is Gaelic for "The Festival." In years pus at wvfi.nd.edu. The station features a past, this springtime celebration has in 1:1' versy, art and even a few laughs. !i : I wide range of music, from indie to oldies to volved all kinds of events to help blow off mainstream. school stress before the onslaught offinals. l~ 1 DVElVrUsrC ,.' ,',' . , '.j Ir!" WSND Favorite aspects of An Tostal include blow tli ACOUSTIC CAFE Coming to you straight from the radio tower up Sumo-wrestling suits, velcro walls and Every Thursday night at Lafortune Student in 0' Shaughnessy Hall, WSND on 88.9 FM those bouncy things that you used to jump : I Center, SUB hosts an open-mic night for plays classical music by day and varied on at carnivals as a kid. I student solo musicians and campus bands. student programming by night. D.I.Y. Whether you've got a hankering for some If all entertainment options fail, you're go Dave Matthews Band and Jewel covers - DIERAT1IFlE8iABI' .... J ing to have do it yourself. Though this list or you just want to check out the original SOPHOMORE LITERARY FESTIVAL may seem extensive, nobody is trying to music produced by campus talent - this For one week each February, a committee convince you that you aren't going to hit a event is free for everyone. If you're inter of sophomores hosts nightly readings from few gray and dismal Saturday evenings ested in being a performer yourself, SUB notable writers, with one night set aside for here in South Bend. But you'll soon find out has open sign-ups each week. student writers to read their own work. that Notre Dame isn't so much about the SUB CONCERTS Going into its 33rd year, it has featured things you do as it is about the people you I, Not a heck of a lot of bands pass through writers such as Kurt Vonnegut, Ralph meet. When your calendar is empty and the South Bend, but you can count on SUB to Ellison, Arthur Miller, Joyce Carol Oates, snow is piled up outside, there's nothing line up a show on campus every now and Tennessee Williams, John Irving and Tom like an impromptu dorm-room luau or some f then. Recent performers have included Ben Clancy in its impressive history. thing as simple as hot chocolate and videos Folds Five, Ani DiFranco, Third Eye Blind THE VISITING WRITERS SERIES among your new friends. Freshman year can I and, just this past spring, a double bill of The Creative Writing Program, a graduate· be the best of times or the worst of times, but I Vertical Horizon and Stroke 9. program at Notre Dame, also hosts a num a little creativity always helps to make it as , COLLEGIATE JAZZ FESTIVAL ber of writers throughout the year. These good as it can get. It can save a lot of money, This competition between college jazz bands readings don't tend to get a great deal of too. from all over the country draws a lot of press, so look around the hallways of And of course, if you're still not satisfied I attention from jazz enthusiasts nationwide, 0' Shaughnessy for posters, or check out the with any of these options, you can always including Branford Marsalis, who made an English department's calendar of events at apply for ajob at Scholastic. Q I 26 SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT 27 :; . CINEMA@THESNITE I' For a mere two bucks, you can catch the ~ , Ii cream of Hollywood, independent and in il ternational films right in the basement of the i Ii Snite Museum of Art, located on the north ,I west comer of the football stadium. Every Friday and Saturday night, Cinema @ the Snite features second-run films - the mov ies that have leftregular theaters but have yet to hit the video store. Some favorites from last semester include Fight Club, Be ing John Malkovich, Run Lola Run and Boys Don't Cry. On Monday nights, the Snite shows classics, ranging from Casablanca to Citizen Kane. Pickup asched ule at the Snite Museum or find one online this fall at www.nd.edu/-cothweb. appearance at the festival a few years back. www.nd.edu/-english/calendar.html. SUB Movms BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL SNITE MUSEUM The Student Union Board, better known as The second annual Bluegrass Festival took The Snite is open Tuesday through Sunday, SUB, shows $2 movies every Thursday, place this spring, featuring the Galoots, and admission is free. It tends to be one of Friday and Saturday night. It also shows straight from Louisville, Ky. Co-sponsored Notre Dame's less-traveled treasures, though second-run films, but ittends to focus on the by the dining halls, this free event offered many students and professors attend the big Hollywood hits, like American Beauty, chili and watermelon to all who attended. opening of the spring exhibit where the American Pie and The Talented Mr. Ripley. This year, even city folk like myself were MFA and BFA students showcase their STUDENT FILM FESTIVAL caught square-dancing barefoot on the cool work. Every January, the films made by Notre grass of North Quad. Dame's film-production students are show HADla-,~~~~--~ AND=nJ[OIlE .•. u'----'-.:..-_,'--",~, _i'...:...Jl cased for three nights at the Snite. Consider , this your chance to check out the films WVFI AN TOSTAL Yet another SUB-sponsored event, An Ii before they hit the indie film-festival cir The Voice of the Fighting Irish, or WVFI, II' cuit. This must-see event promises contro can be accessed from the Internet on cam Tostal is Gaelic for "The Festival." In years pus at wvfi.nd.edu. The station features a past, this springtime celebration has in 1:1' versy, art and even a few laughs. !i : I wide range of music, from indie to oldies to volved all kinds of events to help blow off mainstream. school stress before the onslaught offinals. l~ 1 DVElVrUsrC ,.' ,',' . , '.j Ir!" WSND Favorite aspects of An Tostal include blow tli ACOUSTIC CAFE Coming to you straight from the radio tower up Sumo-wrestling suits, velcro walls and Every Thursday night at Lafortune Student in 0' Shaughnessy Hall, WSND on 88.9 FM those bouncy things that you used to jump : I Center, SUB hosts an open-mic night for plays classical music by day and varied on at carnivals as a kid. I student solo musicians and campus bands. student programming by night. D.I.Y. Whether you've got a hankering for some If all entertainment options fail, you're go Dave Matthews Band and Jewel covers - DIERAT1IFlE8iABI' .... J ing to have do it yourself. Though this list or you just want to check out the original SOPHOMORE LITERARY FESTIVAL may seem extensive, nobody is trying to music produced by campus talent - this For one week each February, a committee convince you that you aren't going to hit a event is free for everyone. If you're inter of sophomores hosts nightly readings from few gray and dismal Saturday evenings ested in being a performer yourself, SUB notable writers, with one night set aside for here in South Bend. But you'll soon find out has open sign-ups each week. student writers to read their own work. that Notre Dame isn't so much about the SUB CONCERTS Going into its 33rd year, it has featured things you do as it is about the people you I, Not a heck of a lot of bands pass through writers such as Kurt Vonnegut, Ralph meet. When your calendar is empty and the South Bend, but you can count on SUB to Ellison, Arthur Miller, Joyce Carol Oates, snow is piled up outside, there's nothing line up a show on campus every now and Tennessee Williams, John Irving and Tom like an impromptu dorm-room luau or some f then. Recent performers have included Ben Clancy in its impressive history. thing as simple as hot chocolate and videos Folds Five, Ani DiFranco, Third Eye Blind THE VISITING WRITERS SERIES among your new friends. Freshman year can I and, just this past spring, a double bill of The Creative Writing Program, a graduate· be the best of times or the worst of times, but I Vertical Horizon and Stroke 9. program at Notre Dame, also hosts a num a little creativity always helps to make it as , COLLEGIATE JAZZ FESTIVAL ber of writers throughout the year. These good as it can get. It can save a lot of money, This competition between college jazz bands readings don't tend to get a great deal of too. from all over the country draws a lot of press, so look around the hallways of And of course, if you're still not satisfied I attention from jazz enthusiasts nationwide, 0' Shaughnessy for posters, or check out the with any of these options, you can always including Branford Marsalis, who made an English department's calendar of events at apply for ajob at Scholastic. Q I 26 SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT 27 £ 2 I i I I Act Now I' ~ ; Theater opportunities abound at Notre Dame swift

KATHLEENCORTE Scott remembers. The first meeting for a play, that is. For Scott, who attended Saint simple cene One: Freshman Orientation weekend. Student moves Mary's and is now a visiting professor at Notre Dame, becoming S in, meets roommate, goes to tie exchanges and video involved in theater not only offered her a.creative outlet, but also dance parties. Anyone could get lost in the hustle and bustle helped her meet new people. When I left [the meeting], I had smart of activities. "I was homesick untill went to the first meeting," Siiri friends," Scott says, "many of whom are still my friends now." "We encourage freshmen to get involved," says Tom Barkes, building manager of Washington Hall, where most performances Announcing are held. Barkes stresses that students can participate in any part of the process, from costumes to lighting. "In theater, you can do everything," he states. "You can get involved as an actor. You can get involved building scenery . You can do stage management. You can plug in at any point that you want." Students can take part in the Mainstage Productions, the four main plays sponsored by the department of film, television and theatre. One of these plays is normally performed by a visiting

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CRISTINFENZEL I Can't Go Places Look for these big events when you arrive: (Sing to the tune of Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks) You know Rod Roddy, the hyper-emphatic announcer on "The On the day that I left, I was feelin' bereft Price is Right" who owns, like, 500 sportcoats made entirely out of Full of sadness I couldn't ignore glitter? The following works better if you read it while doing your I gave one last hug to my VW Bug best impression of him. Aww, come on. No one's looking. And I forced myself out the door. I tried not to cry, but there were tears in my eyes Get a head start on moving in: You've sent in your acceptance letter. You've packed your bags. As I sank further into my seat: You've said goodbye to the dog. As you embark on your college I just couldn't bear the thought of leavin' it there Furniture journey, the only question you've got left is the same one plaguing So cold and alone on the streeeeeeet! the mind of every other incoming college freshman: What in tarnation am I going to listen to on the way there?! Well without a car, you can't go places Appliances Search no further - the answer is available on two full-length You sit in your dorm while everyone else races CDs or audio cassettes! That's right: COLLEGE ... NOW! It's a Away from school Posters whirlwind tour of the freshman experience, set to the funkiest beat But it'll turn out cool Fall Mall around! Worried about fitting in atthe big, scary university that will It's a fact of life that every freshman faces soon be your home? Dance those insecurities away! We guarantee Still lots of folks got cars, and in mo-ost cases Wall hangings that all the cool kids will be bobbin' their heads to COLLEGE ... You can catch a ride, and gooooo places. Move-in weekend NOW! when you arrive. Hear smash hits about typical freshman problems with domestic Driving to school with the 'rents and worried they won't "dig" August 18, 19,&20 tasks, like: COLLEGE ...NOW!' s kickin' rhythms? Placate them with classics like: @ Stepan Center I Want Your Socks (the funny looking dome on North Campus) (Sing to the tune of I Want Your Sex by George Michael) Ode to South Dining Hall The way that you dress is important, you know (Sing to the tune of Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley) 'Cause style is a must, and you're screwed if you don't Well since I went to college (bah-dum!) Know whites are washed in warm I found a new place to eat (bah-dum!) And darks are washed in co-old It's down at the place where dinner's When mom did the wash I didn't sweat it Always nutritionally complete. But now I'm expected to iron and fold! I get so hungry, baby, I get so hungry, etc. f 11 I said I won't tease you, won't tell you no lies So what on earth are. you waiting for? Order today! Just give me your shorts and your pants and your ties 11 l' I'm clumsy with Clorox, with Wisk I'm the worst i A man needs his wardrobe, so give me your shirts I want your socks! Welcome Week I want your ... socks. Thursday: Thursday & Friday Roommate anxiety? Don't bug out, dude! Chill to the psychedelic Tye-dying, D.J., and Giveaways strains of: 4-7pmat the Fieldhouse Mall Aug. 24 & 25 Room with a Stranger (Sing to the tune of Beautiful Stranger by Madonna) We haven't met ... They expect me to room with a stranger Friday: What if she's bad for· me? Outdoor Movie and Giveaways What if my life's in danger? 9 pm at Rolfs Athletic Center If she's crazy I'll run away, i: But there's nowhere else I can stayI Haven't you heard? I have to go now and room with a stranger. www.nd.edu/-sub All this and more, brought to you by: Leaving home tugs on everyone's heartstrings. Let some slow, sad country twang help you cope:

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SCHOLASTICNEWS 31 Coming Home by Father Gary Chamberland, CSC

Quality Quality COPIES COPIES Quickly! oday is the quietest day of the year. The last a voice which would become authentically my own. Quickly/ LaFortune Student Center Suburban has pulled away, and paper is T I learned that my decisions had consequences. I fell in Quality Quality strewn about in empty corridors. My first year love with a beautiful woman and came to believe that COPIES as rector is over. Just yesterday the vans arrived, I was lovable. At Notre Dame, I began to develop a COPIES University of Notre Dame Quickly/ Quickly! disgorging pie-eyed freshmen. Heck. Just yesterday, mature faith and ask how I might serve God. Phone (219) 631-COPY • Fax (219) 631-FAX1 I arrived as one of those freshmen. On May 21, 1984, my parents and I drove down Quality Quality On August 23, 1980, my adventure began. My Notre Dame Avenue with the Dome reflecting www.CopyShopND.com COPIES COPIES parents and I drove up Notre Dame Avenue and saw morning's light in the rearview mirror. 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