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Protesting for Clayoquot

Clayoqout Sound, destroying the

KATHLEEN HONEY fishing and tourism industries, said

Cord News Cain.

the B.C. Students from Wilfrid Laurier Bourdon said that is the larg- University and University of Wa- government currently

terloo marched together last est shareholder of MacMillan and of the which has Wednesday to protest logging Bloedel, company been start Clayoquot Sound. allowed to logging

About 30 students marched Clayoquot Sound. for the from the universities to Speakers' Turnout protest was

Corner in Kitchener. Once the almost entirely University stu-

reached dents. Bourdon attributed this to group Speakers' Corner, letters students the time to march. protesters wrote to govern- having that the lies with mentofficials, including B.C. Pre- "I think energy The mier Mike Harcourt. youth today," said Bourdon.

At noon Jack Bourdon and rally was held at noon to "grab

Heather Cain, members of the support from people on lunch

Waterloo Public Interest Research breaks", since many people could

of the situ- attend because of their Group (WPIRG), spoke not jobs. ation in British Columbia. The Several organizations from

of had almost British including group protesters Cloumbia, of and doubled by this time. Friends Clayoquot Sound October Cain said that the cost of re- Greenpeace, organized

is than the 13th as national of action. planting a forest more a day profits gained from cutting it down. WPIRG and the WLU Environ- Erosion from logging will de- mentalists club organized the lo-

the waters surrounding cal stroy protest. sacrificed in the of this sign). Pic Kathleen Honey Fighting for their lives (no trees were making WLU Social Work students' classes cutby Social Contract

MARK HEASLEY Dean Turner, Professor Edcil immediate supervisor about the deducted without our consultation inform him of their intentions by wish be October TheWLU As- Cord News Wickham made the decision to three days that they are to take or consent, we to reimbursed 15. Faculty

sociation in and Eighteen Masters of Social Work cancel our two hourSocial Change unpaid. for this class...approximately quickly stepped $35.58." told the Arts thatunder the students have protested to Lorna Theory class on Friday, October 8, The students in question faculty

these students terms of the Social Contract they Marsden, Wilfrid Laurier Univer- 1993. We recognize that Profes- have taken exception to the loss Further, "expect

did not have to these dates sity President, about the loss of sor Wickham has been mandated of class time, and contend that payment or response...by Friday accept and October 1993" - dates could be class time that has resulted from to take three unpaid work days, "upon payment of tuition we 22, negotiated, back their class which choose at his entered into contractual It to the Arts fac- that did not have to professor cancelling a he may own a agree- was suggested they get due to the Social Contract. discretion." Currently, the policy ment with WLU to attend 26 ulty by their Dean that they taketheir to the Dean by the date he re- off The letter, dated October 8, is for a professor to negotiate or to hours ofclass time for this course. unpaid days on February 22, 23, quested.

Now - and to When asked if states that "With approval from come to an agreement with their that two hours have been and 24 during reading week, faculty (and Professor Wickham in particular)

should consult their students when BACCHUS tells students: deciding when would be a good Don't be a dummy time to take their unpaid days off, the Dean of Social Work, Frank

weeks. said that he AMANDA DOWLING Department. Scott McCormick. "If people see BACCHUS over the next two Turner, "preferred not Cord News Thankfully for all involved in something such as this, they will A drinking and driving booth is set to discuss it until the negotiations One motorist where outside died, and three were the ordeal, the "collision" was not always remember,". up in the concourse today, are complete....negotiation

in horrific of the force of the would unfair seriously injured a au- real, but simply a simulation put The mock-accident was put members regional police contract put tomobile collision hand student's side the other." Tuesday on the on by BACCHUS in support of on with the co-operation of the will be on to answer pressure on one or The lives of National Kitchener-Waterloo Fire Train- Professor University campus. Alcohol Awareness questions. Meanwhile, the saved Division. week's activities include 623 class has al- injured were by emer- Week. ing Emergency crews Next Wickham's SK

who Laurier's lostout two of the gency crews, were quick to The accident provided a were aware that the accident was events at both on-campus ready on twenty- arrive on the scene. The driver graphic example of the dangers of a simulation, and all injuries to pub and club. The Musician's Net- nine hours that they have paid for,

responsible for the collision, who impaired driving. "If people read the participants were staged. work, featuring Matt Osbourne, will and have no guarantees that they

suffered serious head alcohol The demonstration Wilf's Wednes- will lose of their class injuries, was something [concerning was one be performing at on not more

arrested and with im- will of series of and with dollar time with Prof. Whikham's charged awareness] they soon forget a events day a one cover charge two

paired driving by the local Police about it" said BACCHUS head fundraisers to be held by going towards the "BACCHUS for other unpaid days off as yet un- Addiction Research" national fund. specified.

Volunteers will be on hand at The This is not always the case

Turret next Thursday and Friday though. Professor Eglin, Chair- of of Sociol- night to provide free non-alcoholic man the department

and is beverages to all designated drivers. ogy Anthropology, "going

Free frisbees, flyers, and condoms to accept the Dean's recommen-

distributed dation and three off will also be to both wet take my days

A dollar in unilat- and dry patrons. one cover Reading Week. Making

this well. eral decisions charge applies to event as (without consulting

The Laurier branch of be the wisest students) may not BACCHUS, which stands for "Boost- thing to do."

ing AlcoholConsciousness Concern- This Friday may bring the

ing the Health of University Stu- matter to a head, as the social work

dents," hopes to raise $2000 during students' deadlinecomes due.Fac-

National Alcohol Awareness Week. ulty has never had to take unpaid

The will leave like this and it is money be used to provide before,

literature the issue of who new and videos to further raising they are

alcohol awareness and education on accountable to - their departments

One Ward campus. or their students. more reason to use public transportation. Pic Renee 4 NEWS THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993

ON THE CAMPAIGNTRAIL Candidates in Concourse

to LEE HEWITT pegged at 33 cents per tax dollar. Piatkowski also critisized for "increased access post sec-

Cord News Liberal party candidate Woolstencroft on the Goods and ondary education." that entire rainbowof Andrew that the Services it a "loud concurred access An political per- Telegdi proposed Tax, calling Telegdi

for creation out- obnoxious killer of should be widened, in spectives converged on Thursday. necessity job and jobs." especially

Seven of the candidates for the weighs the hazards of the deficit. GSTreform, not abolition, was respect to mark requirements.

Liberal election called Canadians riding of Waterloo filled the Con- The platform, supported by Telegdi and Connolly young

the 'Red was outlined and The Liberals would like "our resource" and course with a lasting supply of hot Book', Connolly. most precious It calls for with "fairer his air at a candidates debate. supported by Telegdi. to replace it a tax", pledged support.

to "em- Mirroring the federal parties' increased training, research and alluding to the 30 billion dollar Piatkowski vowed and students." The NDP national campaign, the major is- development funding job crea- underground economy. power plat- tion calls for '50-50' of sues debated were deficit cutting through government pro- form funding education. He also said the New and job creation. grams.

Federal Democrats had a interest in Lynne Woolstencroft echoed initiatives, Telegdi great ofother the Progressive Conservatives' fis- said, would involve improvements protecting therights groups

toCanada's infrastructure in such as "women, cal responsibility strategy. Citing through society gays works and lesbians." a recent IMF report, she demon- capital projects. Andrew, tfie Libera! PC and Reform focus the Environment concerns were strated the need for a lighter debt on deficit criticized In load for the federal government. was by Telegdi. also prominent on Thursday, Kryn also said that he would help

Reformer Mike also He said that three deficits - hu- the forefront was the recent "solid Connolly log- to put Canada on a moral and environmen- referred to the dangers of spiral- man, physical ging protests at Clayoquot Sound, foundation." tal- be addressed. ling deficits. Urgency is required, must British Columbia. Independent candidate Don Attacks the Libera! candidate he because of on phi- Nataral Law left an said, the mounting party Faithful also impression on

interest the which were abundant. Blaine Watson a "dead In on debt, was losophy Connolly promised the proceedings. response to said that Telegdi wants to "in- stop" to all clear-cut deforestation "traditional parties," Faithful taxes make and He also crease to work," at Clayoquot. emphasized promised "sensitive government" asked the Liberals "to be honest of that his party is a defender the and "simple, honest leadership." about where the is Don. 'nuff said environment money coming Canadian Faithful also provided the from." Reform wouid retain the GST Only Ted Kryn of the Chris- greatest audience response in the Woolstencroft concurred, cit- until the deficit is under tian control, Heritage Party (CHP) sup- debate. It came as a comment on

ing Adam Smith's Wealth of Na- said. the decision to continue Connolly ported party placards that were hoisted tions in support of her position for The location and the student logging. Kryn denied that clear- above the back of the crowd. the need of and of the audience dic- exists in British Colum- "You entrepreneurship composition cutting people holding signs are individual involvement in the that and added that "environmen- tated post-secondary educa- bia, morons," Faithful said, "it's tion issues also the talists the deal," economy. were high on signed Clayoquot American style politics -1 thought Only NDP candidate Scott afternoon's evoked considerable agenda. Kryn you'd be sick of that by now." Piatkowski the Liberal supported Each candidate promised in- crowd opposition for this stance. The candidates debate gave position. He called for large infra- creased for The CHP, he support post-second- explained, sup- the students an opportunity to see structure to improve education. towards the programs ary ports "sensitivity ques- first hand the different parties' communications networks and Woolstencroft tion of labelledherself life," mentioning the "life views. tfie Conservative Lynne. the "education of the unborn" sewage systems. candidate", calling as an example. Pics: Sheldon Page

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ONTHE CAMPAIGNTRAIL

Students taxed on texts

the of of beer. NDP candidate Scott TRACEY BOWERS ets, or cost a case The GST marks the first time tive effect.

Cord News There 5694 full federal is "the first is are currently in Canadian history that a Laurier's own Bookstore Piatkowski said, step

The "Don't Tax coali- time students at Laurier. At 28 to eliminate the GST over five Reading" tax has applied to books, maga- very active in the "Don'tTax Read- tion has been hard dollars that is 159 432 dol- The from and that working trying a pop, zines, and newspapers. ing" Coalition. Paul Fischer, years any government

to their to the lars That is a new its committed to and convey position pub- every year. Mulroney government promised the Bookstore, said that they not says literacy lic the Federal lot of beer. of GST the then books the time before upcoming home, or an awful to review the effects the on only contribute financially to taxes at same election. The "Don't Tax Read- in mind that these do is Keep figures reading after one year. This was project, but the Library Associa- hypocritical."

coalition is not include inter-session hard Don ing" a lobbying project summer, not done. tion has been lobbying very Faithful, independent

in with the Canadian or students, or on a larger first of the materials. candidate said "I am a student cooperation part-time In the year GST, against GST on reading Bookseller's Association. Its all of the other universities understand the finan- goal scale, sales of magazines dropped 15 Theseven candidates that were myself so I from is to have the GST removed and in Canada. sales of books 10 the forum at Laurier on cial burdenof the GST books. It colleges percent, dropped at open on

and students receive an and there was the October 14 the has books, magazines newspapers. Although percent largest were all asked same gotta go."

This includes academic textbooks annual GST rebate of close to 200 for Natural drop in newspaper circulation in question: "If elected, will you vote Blaine Watson the and favourite do other your magazines. dollars, so most people. fifty years. Although the govern- during the first session of Parlia- Law Party said, "taxes are only

to the WLU book- The "Don't Tax Coali- According Reading" ment blames the drop in books ment to eliminate the GST from necessary when the government Laurier store, full-time students at tion realizes the sales to the current has solutions to the negative reper- recession, books, magazines and newspa- no problems. of each an annual cussions this tax has on education. there has been an overall increase All said We would limit taxation spend average pers?" seven yes. by apply- books. At 7 over 400 dollars on Other countries like United Japan, in book sales in comparison to the Lynne Woolstencroft said, ing scientifically proven solu- the dollar that is 28 Britain and Australia have percent on States, last recession. This would indi- "Students needto be given special tions."

dollars extra a from our tax free year pock- reading. cate that the GST has had a nega- tax benefits, but with this particu- The "Don't Tax Reading" lar question I would have to break Coalition wrote to the main six

from the and David to each Political Science on political scene party say yes." parties get party's posi- Hunt, from the "Don't Tax Read- tion. All but one responded yes,

LEE HEWITT which were entrenched in the 1982Charter of Rights ing" Coalition, said that voting that they would vote for the GSTto Cord News and Freedoms. against her party without party be alleviated from reading mate- "There is backlash interest and a to agendas permission could jeopardize rial. The PCs did not respond. Members of Wilfrid Laurier's science fac- the intellectual and political political parties... political elites," Woolstencroft's status as a back The "Vote Education" Coa-

held a discussion on Thursday he said. ulty panel concerning bencher critic. lition. This is a non-partisans

the federal election. The consensus: the This reaction, in Quebec, is related to upcoming especially Liberal candidate Andrew national campaign to make the

results of the 1993 vote will be unique. the failure of the Charlottetown and Meech Lake said which students and of edu- Telegdi a strong yes, public aware Prominent in distinguishing this election from Accords, said discussion memberDr. Brian Tanguay. cational issues that need ratifica- allies with his party platform. is the in the form of the "The 'C-word', the constitution, is back," he years past regionalism coming The Reform candidate, Mike tion. Reform and the Bloc Quebecois. added. party Connolly said, "all levels of taxes "Vote Education" supports the

Central to the discussion was a recent In a massive Bloc vote, Tanguay said projection forecasting need revision, but the GST needs removal of GST from all aca- released Dr. His based that "federalism in Quebec...is dead." The lack of by Barry Kay. findings, on an a to be eliminated." demic text books.

October 5-6 poll, a national federalist in the has predict strong regional presence spokesperson province Ted Kryn from the Christian The Bookstore has posted the in the upcoming parliament. led to a resurgence of sovereignist sentiment. Heritage Party reinforced that the local candidates responses deal- Kay forecasted that the Liberals will take 155 Jean Chretien, the only other federal leader born GST needs to lifted from reading ing with the "Don't Tax Reading" seats. Jean he added "is the of in has been discredited in his back Chretien, on cusp a Quebec, own yard, material. Coalition.

majority", remaining perilously close to a minority Tanguay said. He added that "[Chretien] represents government situation. all of the worst aspects of the Trudeau vision of Voting to a Kay predicted that theReform party and theBloc federalism." yourway

Quebecois will finish second and third at the polls Furthering Quebec isolation, he said, is the rise

with 57 and 56 The Conservatives of Preston seats respectively. Manning's new federalism. Reform, he better education

will in fourth with 15 and the "is shut and languish place seats, explained, telling Quebec to up stop NDP will risk its official party status by winning only bitching." AMAL MOUSSAOUI 4. deal with the problem of inad- 12 seats. Other trends identified Cord significant were by pan- News equate "accessibility" of educa- This that Reform means or the Bloc may hold the ellist Dr. Steven Brown. The VoteEducation Campaign has tion. balance of in Liberal The he volatile in power a minority government. masses, said, are exceptionally published its report highlighting Specifically, each candidate Even if situation a majority 1993. the sense of to exists, Kay predicts Partisanship, belonging a politi- the stand that local candidates in had their own ideas on education:

ahead. cal has "major - policy agenda changes" party, declined greatly. Waterloo riding have on Post Sec- LIBERAL Andrew Telegdi Reform is "on the of verge sweeping B.C. and The New Democrats, for example, have retained ondary Education reform. -Canadian Youth Service Corps is

Alberta," Kay said. The of a 33 cent of their 1988 Brown said. Vote Education is possibility breakthrough only per support, a nonparti- a national job strategy that would in Saskatchewan or Ontario exists. The Bloc The Tories 44 while the Liberals kept only per cent, san group designed to heighten integrate graduating students into he is to win Quebecois, added, poised the of a modest 60 cent. awareness students and the majority managed per among the work force with proper train- Quebec voters and seats. Another Brown the telling analysis, said, was re- public. ing and expertise.

The Conservatives are lagging in the be- of the in Canadian polls emergence gender gap politics. All the candidates jointly -support present tuition fee levels cause of lost votes to these in their traditional Women twice be undecided this parties are as likely to at agreed on four issues: with reasonable inceases with in- strongholds of Alberta and the PCs Quebec. Further, point in the race. 1. being in favor of the Income- flation

are 15-25 behind in all of the percent regions country, Women are also less likely to support the fledg- Contingent Loan Repayment Pro- -Research and Deveolpment (R & said. Kay ling regional parties. Reform, he said, has 20 cent based on a student's income into Canadian to in- per gram D) economy for these Support new parties, he added, is more support male and 10 cent and among voters, only per ability to pay. crease jobs a registration of a "noneof the above vote" than actual females. 2. removal of the among G.S.T. from all CONSERVATIVE -

partisanship. Brown also said that women are more partisan in academic textbooks Lynne Woolstencroft But, explained that in 1993 the their behaviour and McMenemy are more to - voting likely support 3. need for a national education -National Education Strategy to of disenchantment is interest target group rights the same party as in 1988. strategy Continued 9 on page "MM: pre-turreY ~1 ! CHICKEN CHOKER | QMKinAV MITUT This entitles the bearer wUIiUMI lllV7nl > coupon to a basket IV °f our largest, juiciest order of wings BURGER SPECIAL I for only $4 (plus taxes). I M aa i //> in 1 Good LB. /n£\ only 5-9pmThursday. I 91.99 1/2 Hd !B/9! 'tir t°i?s 1 BURGER & FRIES

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_ TUE. NIGHTS 7 THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993 NEWS

A Natural kind of leader

STEVE DOAK the Beatles' spiritual guide. already participated in elections in the Natural Law Party are Dr. Henning, Paterson, and other of the Cord News The Party only needs one can- forty countries around the world, Neil Paterson, the leader members of the party hold doctor-

The Natural Law Party has broken didate in parliament for their strat- including England, Germany, and party, and Dr. Doug Henning, the ate degrees in the Science of Crea- Senior tive from Maharishi onto the Canadian political scene egy to succeed. In that candidate's Croatia. Dr. JohnHagelin received Vice-President. Henning Intelligence born in and worked Research in with the most original campaign riding, the Party will enlist 7000 50 000 votes in last year's presi- was Winnipeg European University illusionist before Switzerland. this country has ever seen. De- people, most ofwhom will be young dential elections in the United as a performing

spite their lack of popularity and and unemployed, to form "A Group States. entering politics. He ran in Eng- The Natural Law Party cur-

Meditation land's last election candidate has candidates in 231 slim chances in most ridings in the for A Government." Within a week, Transcendental as a rently

their all of the members of this and lead to "coher- for the Natural Law than the Reform October 25 election, policies group Yogic Flight a Party. ridings; more Deans said is Quebecois. might permanently change the face will be taught how to achieve Tran- ence of consciousness" for the in- that Henning Party and the Bloc It of the Canadian government. scendental Meditation. In a few dividuals whopractice them, Deans the most likely of the party's is not likely that they will get

Blaine Watson, the Party's months, these people will learn said. Because most illnesses and candidates to be elected, because many seats, but they only need conflict of his is whether their candidate for Waterloo, was at Yogic Flying. diseases are caused by be- public stature. He run- one to test or not

with Dr. The 7000 individuals and the natural in the Rosedale succeed in WLU last Thursday Party wants Yogic tween ning riding. policies can Canada.

Ashley Deans, founding vice- Flyers because that number is the laws of the universe, this inner

of the and candi- of one of the will sickness and president Party square root percent peace prevent Laurier studentfinds date in the Trinity-Spadina riding. world's population. lead to a corresponding decrease

said that unlike their is levitation of in Deans Yogic Flying that in the cost health care Canada. new to competition, the Natural LawParty results from intense meditation. It This stress of both the indi- way compute based all of their creates field of vidual and the most has policies on a positive energy society causes

research. The Party has which decreases the stress which which will also be scientific crimes, stopped JENN THORNE dent, designed the application to

all of the de- causes most of the in the field created the Cord promised to satisfy problems by by group. News welcome students to the labs. It mands of Canadians with Once the of the Natu- Slade Laurier preven- society. message Mitchell, a stu- explains the tools used in the lab tion rather than with the of When a of 4000 ral Law has and allows types group Yogic Party spreads throughout dent, designed a computer the students to obtain cures proposed by other parties. It Flyers were assembled in Wash- the world, countries will achieve application that is being tested further information if it is needed.

a of D.C. between June and plans to develop "government ington, 7 peace with each other, Deans said. here at Laurier. The award win- If the results of the applica- least action" using the "infinite July 31 this violent crime Therefore, the will not tion's it will be year, government ning application uses sound, ani- use are good, used

of nature." 25 from have on defense. organising power dropped by percent pre- to spend money mation, photography, and text. in labs at Laurier. Deans said that his dicted Deans said. The Party re- trends, these willend an Finally, policies It has 20 labs in introduc- Judges were impressed at the lack of crime after the dem- sponds to tne perfect rate rose again In there is and the newest gov- unemployment. nature, tory physics computing way technology was ernments in the world. The onstration ended. poli- no un- courses. used in unemployment. Similarly, very appropriate ways.. cies of other are Besides the immediate ben- in is parties flawed, employment society a result Mitchell's are to re- Mitchell research- hopes spent a year but those of the Natural Law Party efits of the Yogic Flyer's of lack of creativity, Deans said. duce student time and and elec- energy frustration ing computing computer are based on the laws of field in their community, this When achieve inner in class. The is in perfect group people peace program designed tronics, as a requirement a sen- nature which have been will promote their meditation, will find The proven accomplish- through they to improve learning. ior course. application was a the Canada and throughout ages. ments across encour- new ideas to alleviate the problem Mitchell's 250 dollar appli- result of this extensive research.

TheParty's ideas are based on similar This will im- of age groups. unemployment. cation is to be demonstrated at Mitchell graduated in 1988at recent discoveries the and allow it to by physicists prove country Any other problems that arise the annual meeting of American Centennial Collegiate and Voca- the Universal Field become model for similar in will concerning a move- society be solved by task association of physics teachers in tional Institute in Guelph and is

and on the of the ments in other countries. forces of Dean said. Theory teachings specialists, San Diego this January. now continuing education here at Maharishi Mahesh who Yogi, was The Natural Law has The most in Party prominent figures Mitchell, a fourth year stu- Laurier.

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- - X Andrew Telegdi and the Liberal Party

believe in the future of universities, and Part lament, part polemic, a and the crucial role that graduates practical guide to reform. Andrew advocates the need to restore

will in the success of Canada. and to what play purpose clarity was

ideal: and for the once a noble schooling on common ground

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book with broad but for A a appeal, especially teachers, school. aspiring techers and parents of children in

Tuesday, October 26,1993 at 4:30 p.m. Paul Martin Centre

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Economic opportunities

former of the Federation of Students and As a president a mem- of the the of and member ber senate at University Waterloo, a current and ourselves. of the Board of Governors of Wilfrid Laurier University, Andrew

in Telegdi has a deep personal commitment to the principles included

the Liberal policy manual, "Creating Opportunities." Friday, October 22,1993 at Noon The Conservative government has systematically undermined In the Concourse of Canadian Andrew the enormous research potential universities.

Telegdi believes that governments must foster research innovations,

and seek increased cooperation between universities and business — the Canada's the 1990s. key to economic success in Give students hope, not excuses Malcolm Thomas Training is a fundamental element of the Liberal platform, and J. that includes with the need providing our universities resources they im- to produce competent graduates. Canada must invest in its most I I "Malcolm and Me"

— Liberals committed portant resource its youth. are to an accessible, in the Litterbox" effective university system. flr "Life the Not only must our universities provide best possible educa- A '71 graduate of WLU, the author tion, but there must also be job opportunities to put those skills to is work. Liberals believe that the university graduates of the 1990s have a nationally syndicated

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BOD in voice Bag O' Crime

Laurier's this the of John Baal, Chief of Security AARON B. STOCCO that student health cards were to be distributed Straight from offices Mischief Oct. - 22:40 : instead of mailed out. 11 Cord News Commentary year being observed the cement Two WLU students were on quad Directors of WLU Students' Union Alex Chair of the Finance and Building writing slogans The Board of Czekalla, between Macdonald House and the Theatre Auditorium. The students the idea and re- convened in the Seminary last Friday. Expecting Committee, immediately opposed chalk methods in were using to write protest messages against logging than the standard of minded the Board that the cards were being provided nothing more monotony parlia- British Columbia. "STOP THE CHAIN SAW MASSACRE IN should be were shaken a service to students and, as such, mentary-style debate, they immediately as CLEAR CLAYOQUOT," "SAFE CLAYOQUOTSOUND,"and "NOT that delivered students. After he the students Union President Sean to all, argued, discovered and up by Taylor's suggestion CUT SOUND" and similar scrawls were on cement of did for "O Canada" as a patriotism. pay the The two de- they sing symbol coverage. brick walls throughout campus. culprits vigorously said that With the entire Board to this, many people and chalk was only one objection, joined Responding Taylor fended their action, saying it was a worthy cause easily

out mailed health cards. this the in bellowing forth the grandiose theme. Taylor end up throwing Supporting removed. They were given the opportunity to put assumption to Crowder noted that P.P.& P. them to claimed he had been inspired by the patriotism he the President, typically "[the test the next day when the grounds supervisor obliged November." end not mailed out until clean the mess. saw during his trip to West Virginia University. cards] up being up

mail the cards, Oct. 14 - 18:15 : MVA-Hit & Run There, apparently, all Board meetings of the Student The Board eventually decided not to WLU student that her vehicle's rear was slightly on students them A reported bumper Union begin with the American Pledge of Alle- but instead to rely to pick up during while in the Central shipping & receiving the week of October 25. damaged parked Teaching's giance. Soon, though, serious business came to the is issue of area. fore. Somewhat related to student health the

Oct. 14 - 20:30 : L.L.A. Violation Student Union Building (SUB) expansion, hav- student security. Tara Collins, Students' Union Man- about number of of Student that WLU Foot Foot-Patrollers notified security a young people ing been supported by a clear majority in the October ager Services, reported beer inside bus shelter the of and drinking a at corner King University. Patrollers are used by Uni- 5 referendum, will now be given being Waterloo Police was summoned to deal with the culprits. of Waterloo students. Lau- Regional the go-ahead. Taylor explained that versity

Oct. - 00:30 will rier's unlike their Wa- 15 : Trespass any further expansions likely patrollers, advise that the terloo deliver stu- Call from Foot-Patrol dispatch to security gate leading be subsidized by alumni, not stu- counterparts, site found and someone was of residence. into the construction was open walking dents. dents to their place the Foot-Patrol around inside. When arrived on scene, persons This has to Wa- security Taylor also mentionedthe pro- proved appealing had evicted the and checked the area to make sure no one fell students who trespasser of artificial turf terloo are typically posed acquisition in of the around the construction or injured themselves one many digs well-lit area. for Stadium. This was left at the nearest Seagram site. Union has been and will proposed by the Seagram Stadium policy revealed that construction to lock continue be that Laurier Foot Investigation personnel forgot Commission and seems highly un- to the conclusion of work. time since it amounts to Patrols for Laurier students, Waterloo gate on likely to occur any soon, are though

be denied if it. Oct. 15 - 02:15 : Mischief roughly 2 million dollars and budgeted funds are students will not escort they request At this time received call from inebriated to look forward to this month include security a a very sounding currently at 800 000 dollars. Administration officials Things male who made sounds. Communication was not possible. It "Weird Week" 25 to This will shrieking arc looking into several financing strategies includ- (October 30). encom- that the call made the was later discovered was from emergency phone number of activities an Elvis ing alumni support, corporate donations, and possi- pass a including: imper- of in Lot 13. It is assumed that someone has a peculiar sense humour. in student athletic fees. contest be held in the concourse October bly an increase sonator to

visit from resident Wilf's Oct. 15 - 12:00 : Theft The Debating Club was recently granted a 175 25; a a psychic at during Victim CD and sound A student reported the theft of her knapsack from the library. dollar loan to support its endeavours. Alison lunch October 25.; a system give-away stated that she momentarily left her knapsack beneath her study desk to Kwekkeboom, Students' Union VP Finance, noted in the Turret Thursday, October 28 (evening) spon- she returned the get reading material. When knapsack was missing. that "some of the other schools [in Canada] are sored by Campus Canada; and a Halloween Party in

Oct. 15 - 13:45 the October 30. : Theft giving 10 000 dollars to 11 000 dollars per year to Turret his bike which left unlocked in bike New Student Union include Board of A student reported the theft of was a their debating clubs." She was optimistic that Lau- personnel rack the A.C. and the Student Activities members Tim McNabb and near rier's club would eventually grow, justified (BSA)

Oct. 15 - 20:30 : Disturbance loan by saying that "it's something that would really Lori Legault and BSA coordinator Dave Brosseau. of the of the BOD Five all in their twenties, who were creating a disturbance benefit Laurier; it's something that would start a The date and time next meeting males, early lot with offences. also received in parking #7, were charged liquor They tradition." will be posted in the Union offices. Expect one about reside in Port notices and were escorted off campus. Four from All the trespass Tim Crowder, Students' Union VP University two weeks now. meetings are open to Elgin. The fifth, in Hamilton Ont. The culprits are not university Affairs, opened a serious debate when he announced public. affiliated.

to overcome obstacles Oct. 15 - 22:30 : Disturbance Helping was summoned to Stadium bar staff who Security Seagram's by

old reported a fight had broken out. Consequently, two twenty year VIRGINIA PARKER tions relate to scholastic is- tember 1992. may males, both from North Bay Ont., were escorted off Laurier controlled

Cord News but often than not There are over 200 certified sues, more they property. No charges were laid. A has been that needs' students peer support group relate to problems special special currently Oct. 15 - 23:50 : Disturbance for needs' students face in Laurier. organised special needs' stu- may our attending 19 old Cornwall male and a 20 old Ont. male A year year Burlington dents at Laurier. It is called Stu- Susan Ginn, from the society. Special Stadium under who were causing a problem at Seagram's were charged Needs that dentsProviding Extra Help Staranchuk "Together we Office, a special when directed do Special says says the Trespass Act for failing to leave the premises to

can discuss the various issues sur- needs' student is student with (SPESH). "any so by bar staff. "This is but needs' students documentation that a very unique rounding special supporting Oct. 16-01:15: Mischief because it and try to come with solutions advises that an accommodation is important peer group up in of off the A Port Colborne Ont. male was apprehended the act setting students with needs to these gives special problems". required". and emergency light in Lot #13. The culprit was given a warning as SPESH is affiliated The Needs' Office an opportunity to get together a not directly Special pro- off escorted campus. their frustra- and group and express with the Special Needs' Office, vides a wide range of services Oct. 16 - 01:20 : Disturbance SPESH member it has been assistive braille tions," says although run entirely by devices, including a 22 old Hamilton Ont. male was evicted from the Turret. The A year Robert Staranchuk. These frustra- special needs' students since Sep- volunteer note al- printer, takers, staff subject refused to leave the premises when directed to do so by bar ternative devices for com- entry force. The escorted and it became necessary to use physical subject was Education: The lost and extra time to write puters ex- sustained a knee off campus by security. He later complained that he

ams for students with dis- learning injury during the altercation. in abilities. issue - 03:15 Mental Health Act politics today Oct. 16 : However, Ginn says, "we must 20 old Queens student was delivered to the K/W A year University Continued from 5 in of have documentation. That is what page -R & D areas environment, found Hospital. The subject was very disoriented and was crawling we base all our services on". make the more efficient not in defence climb system by agriculture or ge- around in a dormitory laundry room where she attempted to

waste. netic research The documentation for ex- resident summoned who able eliminating of, inside a dryer. The head security were to

-stimulate R & D in indus- -National ample, a which establish the It that the victim, with private apprenticeship program learning disability, person's identity. appears along friends the celebrate Octoberfest. While try to increase job options to enhance individual creativity is achieved through a battery of several came to K/W area to

en- at a beer hall, she became separated from her friends and met several -money to private enterprises to LIBERTARIAN - Rita Hushchka- psycho-educational tests, helps due her that the services offered WLU students who invited her to the dormitory. The victim, to create student work Sprague sure by inebriatedcondition, once more became separated and crawled into the

NDP - Scott Piatkowski the Needs' Office used -privatize all student loan programs Special are room where she took her clothes off. Upon learning from the other than laundry -implement zero tuition -R&D developed only by private by no one the people mixed alcohol with victim's parents that she may have anti-depressant -increase to university and industry who truly need them. funding she the drugs, was conveyed to K/W Hospital. R&D Christine of the -student loan program should be Venditelli, Oct. 17 - 01:20 : Mischief Office -eliminate private lending institu- left to free market, each university Special Needs' says "Things Two twenty year old WLU students were apprehended in the act of are for the better when it tions from student loan own standards changing program set the When attempting to pull a directory sign out of ground. reprimanded How- REFORM - Mike Connolly INDEPENDENT - Don Philip comes to physical access. by security, one of them became most obnoxious and refused to co-

busi- Faithful ever, the barrier is -integrated planningbetwcen biggest peo- operate. Consequently he was charged for being drunk in a public place

nesses and universities better between and that is -create partnership ples' attitudes, exactly and escorted off campus.

-Voucher what SPESH tries to System to encourage industry and students through tran- help special Oct. 17 - 15:20 : Mischief needs' students deal with". competition between universities sition program At this time that window Bio Lab 3C5 a WLU studentreported a large of -revitalize More information about economy by cutting -more flexible loans, forgive loans was broken. Upon checking the outside area below the window, a size defecit in three for SPESH is available the students who start their own through found the lawn. It that years 11 leather cowboy boot was on appears someone Needs' located NATURAL LAW - Blaine Watson business Office, Special broke the window by throwing the boot at it, then took off, leaving the from the -financial aid should be available -phase out tuition and recover funds across bookstore, adja- boot behind.

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PAUL GRAY Cord SportsI

The Lauricr women's soccer team

this weekend.While was quite busy

the rest of the university commu-

the bird dance nity was out doing

at Oktoberfest, the WLU Golden

Hawks were out in the rain playing

the University ofWaterloo Athenas

to the tune of a 1-1 draw.

off fine 1-0 win Coming a against Western last week, the

Hawks played a rathersloppy game

against a pumped up Waterloo

team. "Waterloowas playing with

so much enthusiasm, they were

ball. beating us to almost every

win this They were just so ready to game," stated Laurier head coach

Peter Hammermueller. After fall-

ing behind early in the first half,

from Laurier connected on a goal

Camilla Vejvalka about six min-

utes into the second half.

Laurier had several good

chances to put the Athenas on ice

(as if it wasn't cold enough out

there in the rain), including a shot

in the first half that came off the

cross bar that would have "put before Waterloo off their game

they got started." Hammermueller

went on to say "Competition in the

west is very tough. On any given

day anyone can beat you".

The WLU side puts their un-

defeated streak on the line this

Saturday and Sunday against the always tough Guelph Gryphons and Brock Badgers, previous vic- tims. to the defending National

Champion Golden Hawks. and going...and going .and going... pic: Rich Vollering

Can the Blue Jays take it all two years in a row?

three. If little offense is and three will be game pitchers, game no playing with my favorite team (the Molitor be subbed in different. shown, may Yankees) next year. However, he

Beat for four. Todd he has shown Jays game Stottlemyre (if pitches no improvement what- Another arises from for which he and has been problem game four, probably soever even com- the fact that Jays' pitchers now will) has more experience, but was plaining about his "broken" hand. Martin Walker by: have to bat for the next three games. still mediocre in his last perform- In a nutshell, he isn't hitting, he is

Obviously, the now ance where he was the and advantage losing whining, there are better play- Baseball's final stretch isnowupon world series is different from switches to the National League He'll face very pitcher. average right- ers that could be contributing to us, as the Toronto Blue Jays head last year's low scoring series. pitchers, as they have much more handed Tommy Greene. the line-up. into three game of the World Se- that well experience than do I'd like Players are hitting hitting Jays' My predictions: expect to see Toronto native ries against the include Devon who Philadelphia White, is hit- pitchers. Hentgen to win game three while Rob Butler take over for Henderson Phillies. Theseries (as of 3 for 8 3-run At least the last had Monday) ting (with a homer) Jays year Stottlemyre will lose game four. in left field. Butler is currently is tied with 1-1, the next three and over .400 in the David who had ALCS. Paul Cone, experience Juan Guzman should be able to .280 and has both the hitting power games being played in Molitor is 3 for 7 with in the National Philly. hitting 2 hitting League perform better than his last outing, and speed to adequately replace Game and one two were RBIs and John Olerud is 2 when he for the New York the win for five. played hitting played to pick up game Henderson's on base and steals. this weekend the for 6 Mets. Aside from past at Skydome with 2 RBl's. The rest of the Danny Cox and If the series to six goes game However, Rickey Hendersonis too with the Jays and Phillies team is with Castillo, who have and splitting hitting per average Tony hitting seven, the series will head expensive and unfortunately will the series. Both Juan Guzman and the when exception of Henderson experience they played with back to Toronto where Rickey Dave probably be given chances tocome

Dave Stewart were below (1 for 6) and Ed Sprague (1 for National League pickings Stewart will six average 8). teams, pitch game (Sat- out ofhis never-ending slump right in while pitching, A 1 Lciter for the As I mentioned are slim for the last week, ex- Jays. Expect this to October and Pat down six urday, 23) to game or seven. was the Jays winner of one Paul Molitor be Achilles heel. game pect to be used on an will Hentgen pitch game seven Probably the biggest problem (humorous when think that it third base in The other you lieu of Ed problem that the that fans have Sprague. (Sunday). Jays' right now is was also Lciter who won the first Recent of will be reports as late show no Jays experiencing is the the the fact that underesti- Perhaps biggest problem they are of the game season this year). evidence that Cito next of pitchers. Pat that the Jays' skipper line-up Jays face is what to do with mating the Philadelphia Phillies. Juan Guzman let in five hits Gaston will make this but Hentgen is a winning pitcher on in outfield. change, Rickey Henderson They have strong hitting and good and four walks while out Molitor the striking is too hot to be a no-show road (12-2 this but is Henderson season), is batting an abysmal pitching (with the exception of six in just five of innings pitching. (or simple pinch The still and inexpe- .120 hitter). only young relatively and has only been adequate middle relievers). Considering Stewart let in five off of six runs problem is that Paul Molitor hasn't rienced. On of that, the top Jays defensively (making two errors in that the Phillies beat the seem- hits and four walks. This is most played third for a of face tough throwing the couple years lefty Danny ALCS). Now, everyone knows ingly invincible Atlanta Braves unlike and Guzman Stewart, but and will be Jackson who has been definitely a defensive hurling well. bias towards Henderson and 1 this in six my year games, they are a Phillies considering pitchers are risk at the The Blue have had position. My prediction: Jays a tough can tell that I'm solid you not pleased at team that isn't going to be also letting in tons o' this third timeall runs, expect Sprague to play for season beating left-handed all to think that he'll be probably easy to beat. 12 SPORTS THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993 Hawks lose Mud Bowl

EVAN BAILEY back Mike Mallot the star of see more of the half-time show was any Cord the for 220 for shelter under the Sports game running yards. as I ran sta-

It is known as the 'Battleof Water- The scoring started with the dium bleachers.

loo', 'The Ray Owens Memorial Warriors gaining a lot of yardage The second half scoring with Game', but this year it will be and eventually putting the ball in started a Waterloo TD on a known 1993'. The the end for the touchdown. bomb. as 'Mud Bowl zone huge Shortly thereafter, as

rain was falling and showed no Early in the second quarter Water- the Hawks were driving down the

of and it didn't. loo added to their incident occurred. signs letting up, lead, scoring a field, a scary

The extra cash that-1 spent for a single followed by another touch- Bill Kubas went down with a shoul-

water-proof jacket proved to be a down to move ahead 15-0. der injury and was taken off to the

investment. this time in the it sideline. is not known if he'll be good At game was It

that there evident the this week. Chris It was good to see by looking at sidelines, ready to play

was a respectable crowd on hand whowas playing and whowas not. Janzen came in and began lobbing in spite of the weather.Two thumbs The Warriors' colours transformed theballdeep. Unfortunately oneof

up for those Laurier students that to brown and black, while Laurier his first completions was to a

defender. brought along their instruments. was now purple and brown. Waterloo redeemed himself However, after leaving the game, Late in the quarter Waterloo Janzen as

the Waterloo band became some- broke through the Hawk defence soon as he started connecting with

what annoying. The mascot made for a large gain that eventually his receivers. Stefan Ptaszek came that its return to the sidelines but lead to another TD. Before half- up with a huge grab set up the Laurier of theafternoon seemed to be suffering from an time the Hawks managed to creep first TD to

Oktoberfest it wasn't the scoreboard Andrew Scharschmidt who made hangover as onto on a Pat

its usual self. O' field and headed into of his On later lively Leary goal a good snag own. a

what the down the same The game was not was dressing room 22-3. Hey, possession thing hap-

expected by myself and probably I've seen that score before, I think pened. Ptaszek made a spectacular Peter in for touchdown. "Rambo" Geroux Hwang goes pic: Jayson else in stadium. it Churchill Bowl 1991. handed catch that set a everyone the Wa- was... one up Warrior 40 line. the lead. Laurier added another terloo's ground attack humbled At half time Laurier showed Scharschmidt diving TD recep- yard Again eight

Hawks could not in the final minute of the Hawk defence en route to a 43- their strength, winning the tug of tion. capitalize, com- points play

with but it too little too late the 35 upset. Warrior running war with the Waterlosers. I didn't Things were starting to look ing away a mere single. was as promising and the purple and The wheels kind of fell off, Hawks fell 43-35.

their whena Pat The Hawks did brown had the momentumon however, O'Leary punt actually some

side. Early in the fourth quarter was returned for a touchdown giv- more falling on Saturday. The defeat Brian Niemy demonstrated some ing the Warriors a 36-25 advan- Western Mustangs of the U

inspired running as he dragged tage. Not willing to quit just yet, of T Blues knocked the Hawks

about five Warrior defencemen Laurier foughtback when a Janzen down to third in the conference

Hawks of THE WEEK about ten yards before the ref pass to Peter Hwang took them and it is sure that Laurier will

stopped the play. That eventually down to the Warrior seven yard plummet in the national rankings. of This Hawks travel led to a Peter Hwang TD run nar- line. The turning point the game week the to CHRIS JANZEN • FOOTBALL occurred in the series when Toronto face York's for rowing the score to 29-24. next to excuse Chris is a fourth year business student from St. Catharines who It looked like things were get- Laurier was stuffed twice by Wa- a football team. If you'd like to see stepped in at the quarterback position on Saturday and turned in a for Laurier the terloo on the one line. lots of in a sided ting better as next yard scoring one con- stellar performance. Chris was 12 for 30 for 291 yards and two off Waterloo took on their test this be the best event to Waterloo pass was picked by over may touchdowns. Lonny Taylor. This time Laurier one yard line and promptly gave watch this weekend. So make the SUE MILLER • SWIMMING and forced a The final nail in the to Toronto and the was unableto score was up safety. trip support Sue is a first year student who had a great weekend in the pool. Sue to punt; but Waterloo crumbled coffin was added when a Janzen Hawks. After last week it looks had a leadoffsplit of 106.91 for the 100m backstroke which is good again when Marty Peric intercepted pass was picked off and ran in for like they could use all the help they enough to qualify for the CIAU championship in March. and took the a TD the Warriors 43-27 a pass Laurier over on giving a can get.

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Association of Ontario Deadline for applications is December 31,1993 SPORTS 13 THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993 Good days & bad days

Western Hobbs, John Hall and Corona out in force, with 11 runners In contrast to the MIKE DONIA the WLU cross country team. were this Fontana. These souls faced the meet at Waterloo hearty Cord Sports A Thanksgiving weekendrace competing at the meet. meet, those of runners memorable was Saturday was one of a large contingent rep- at Western was one of those days Particularly past There are good days, definitely resenting all the Ontario universi- memories. the fact that two of these runners "other days". worthremembering, and thenthere that made for pleasant who were out the the first Therewere no thoughts of good ties, checking It was and were women, marking are those days that are, well...just warm, sunny everyone for this time in that from food this weekend, only thoughts course year's provincial Such was had thoughts of turkey dinner on years women not as good. diversity the cool and final. conditions the Hawks Laurier have at a uni- about temperatures Despite evident in the last two outings for their minds. The running competed Jeff rain. These conditions Hawks ran well, although was versity meet. non-stop

transformed of the over-heard "1 ran like shit Jeff Beech led the team with a many parts saying,

into conditions suited strong Bth place finish. He was course more today". all the Hawks Mike Jeff to than holding a race. This Saturday backed up by Donia, raising pigs The cool de- will be in the WLU Seaby, Randy Zabukovec (who temperatures were competing

hard at Bechtel Park. This is raced despite illness), Jeff Short, pressing and very to warm up Open a

of race for the Mike Hobbs, John Hall, Pete in. The large group runners significant runners as had dwin- coaches Koenig and Les Kingdon and Scott Schelter, who, from the week before Ray

of 60+ dled four. The remainder Roberts will make the decision on out of a strong field runners to just

finished 32nd, 43rd, 44th, 46th, were recuperating from injuries, which seven runners, based on will take theOUAA baa other commitments, or were results, to 53rd, 55th. 56th and 57th. respec- they break before finals at Waterloo the next week. tively. just taking a tapering

would like to take a moment On the women's side Corona to the finals. I

braved wish all Fontana and Chantai St. Germaine The four runners who to runners a great race on

Jeff Mike Go Hawks. finished 40th ana 41st. theelements were Seaby, Saturday.

Rugby Hawks playoff bound

of the conditions TED SMITH Brock Badgers. Now, with oniy cause cold, wet

Cord left in the sea- and the Sports one game regular poor communication,

stand in the contest. The Laurier Rugby Hawks showed son, both teams ready to Badgers were never

of down their enter the on a roil. The Hawks took it to the Badgers no signs slowing playoffs the while the the whole at half devastating pace this past week- In Varsity game, game, leading

made numerous errors be- time 21-0 and scoring 10 more end as they buried the visiting Hawks unanswered points in the second

half to finish with a convincing

31-0 shut-out.

The Club match, at first, ap-

peared to be heading toward the

same outcome as the Varsity game

until our Hawkers choked, jump-

ing ahead to a 33-0 lead into the

middle of the second half, the team

sat back on their asses and watched

15 unanswered the Badgers dig up

points of their own. Fortunately,

time ran out before the Badgers

could crawl out of the big hole they la lodie £ |1 ff w T had dug tnemseives into earlier | kan-Marc town || f1 1 ■1 J \ and the Club Hawks came awav

with a 33-15 win. I .If The final regular season game lodic Village || || J wiil be played this weekend in Toronto against the fearsome To-

A vii rontoVarsity Blues. This could be II ihreaaheaa v m the last of the for 9 game season our Inowooara ti ¥ Varsity Hawks, even though they 5 §4aif record of | Pipe 1 1 11 1 k have an almost perfect " Ski Show 1 5-1. are tied for first j| (a originai) ISI fa They place with the Carleton Ravens, who 1 @ SUBARU beat our Hawks in the first of % \\ If i : game ilaiomCw! I this year. The Club Hawks, how- | yOtjjy in excellent ever, are an position to Test skills! JS your racing m , make the playoffs.

5-0- They are now sporting a W ' | 1 record and are in sole possession

of first place in their division. This

J ill could be the second in a row .'ki'swap year that our Club team has gone unde-

feated in the regular season, and

hopefully will have a chance to M leal Value J Xfltll I avenge their loss in the Champi- Weretnere at this Eda Di Liso from last any Baaqers game? pic: onships year. H 2 for 1 Ski Vacations for sale. J I#§ %|jj J 112 Sport Shorts

SWIMMING In pooi play, the Hawks defeated Windsor and

Both the men's and women's swim teams travelled Ryerson and lost to Waterloo and Lakehead. In the

to Guelph for the GUAA/GWIAA relays. An out- medals round, the Hawks lost to McMaster and jJ 'fclfk standing performance came from first year student Brock to finish sixth outof nineteams. This is a very

Sue Miller who for the CIAU for such qualified Champion- promising start a young squad.

ships in March. The women's swim team is much Team co-captains Carrie Ostrom and Leanne

last and will make with improved over year certainly Rosenberger lead the team some outstanding V -1 - Thurs. 3pm Opm, Fri. noon 10pm, /"7i\ some waves in the OWIAA this the Julie Westermann, Sat. 10am ■ Sun. 10am * year. play throughout tournament. 9pm, 6pm. 41*^*7"outdoor onadj W VOLLEYBALL Kellie English and Anna Peters all gained valuable Adults $8.75, Seniors/Juniors (6-12) The women'svolleyball Hawks opened up the new experience and improved each time they stepped on £ $6.25 (5 and under Free), Family (2 adults & juniors) $24.00 1 season with a tournament at Brock. This is a squad the court. Tickets available TicketMaster at (872-1111) or at the door. B that is coming off a disappointing 2-12 season in The Hawks take on Waterloo on Thursday and Canadion National Sportsmen's Shows (1989) limited 9 McGill 92-93 and is looking to improve with a very young then travel to Montreal for a tournamentat

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SCOREBOARD

OUAA Football OUAA Rugby Division II

Team GP W L Pts Team GP W L Pts

LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 6 5 1 10 TORONTO Blues 6 5 1 10 CARLETON Ravens 6 5 1 10 WESTERN 6 5 110 Mustangs RMC Redmen 6 4 2 8 LAURIER GOLDEN HAWKS 6 4 2 8 TORONTO Blues 6 3 3 6 GUELPH 6 4 2 8 Gryphons TRENT Nationals 6 15 2 WATERLOO Warriors 6 6 3 3 6 0 BROCK Badgers 6 0 WINDSOR Lancers 6 2 4 4

MCMASTER Marauders 6 15 2

YORK Yeomen 6 0 6 0 Football Results for Oct. 16, 1993

GUELPH Gryphons 28 YORK Yeomen 16

WINDSOR 22 MCMASTER Marauders 16 OU AA Men's Soccer West Division Lancers WESTERN Mustangs 37 TORONTO Blues 15

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I also saw should because I just described about a million new friendships the last seven weeks of school. formed and 1400 new students be­ Laurier is a serious "party school" ing welcomed to WLU over a few with a social atmosphere that drinks. would make the guys from Ani­ As the scholastic year gets mal House do a double-take. It underway and the seniors return the all begins with Frosh Week, a serious partying begins. Water $90,000 party put on by your Buffalo parties and secret tours, Students' Union to initiate new Letterman post-game parties at students to the "greater glory of Stinger's, and the new and improved post-secondary education." The residence Floor Party (or is it an first day starts slow; you move in, event that accidentally becomes a get rid of Mom and Dad and party?). To adq to the menu of listen to one person after another drinking events we also have off­ tell you how things are gonna be campus keg parties, and a dizzying now that yer in the Big House. variety oflocal bars more than happy Tuesday through Sunday how­ to get us pissed and take our cash. ever is a different story. Frosh Just when you think the back to pies groped each others beer get me wrong folks, I haven't ments bustling with activity. On Week is a time fabled as being school madness has ended along soaked bodies, pie-eyed weirdo's missed one since I was old enough a Thursday night you'll have bet­ "the best week of your university comes Oktoberfest. Now who ever wearing leiderhosen pranced about to hold fake I. D., but think about it ter luck climbing the south face of life" and in my opinion it's true. came up with this Octoberfest scam like freaks, and morons of both this week when your wondering Everest than getting into the Tur­ I mean hey, you have no aca­ obviously wasn't a student because sexes beat each other heads in. In why you're ret after ten. Between the campus demic obligation what so ever, they scheduled what is possibly the an attempt to escape this asylum I sick, where the and local bars, private keg parties you have just received all the biggest piss-up in the western world fled to parking lot, only to find next three and "cultural events" such as personal freedom you can swal­ right in the middle of midterms. So the buses I weeks of gro- Oktoberfest I think we safely say low, and you've just been intro­ now not only do we end up with a h a d cery money has that Laurier's social scene gravi­ duced to a group of 1400 people hangover but we also do the big shit gone, who that tates around alcohol. I'm not say­ your own age who, for the most house jig on our exams. For those of person was you ing your incapable of socializing part, want to get pissed ASAP. us who decide we will do the woke up with that without booze, I'm only pointing To people like me this was a Octoberfest thing and buy tickets morning, and out that the bulk of our social dream come true. Like most of for a local event, like the one at ( why you did so activity involves alcohol. An­ you I had been waiting my entire Bingeman Park that I had the mis­ shity on your other of the big reasons people senior year, and perhaps my en­ fortune of attending, find them­ midterms. give for drinking is that it helps tire life for this "week to end all selves in the Twilight Zone of alco­ At WLU drinking is them through the trials and tribu­ weeks" to begin. Beer, chicks, hol abuse. At first glance Bingemans more of an issue than a lations of social activity. People and rock n' roll, what else could appears to be a smelly, sweaty shit­ problem. The 87% of feel allot more comfortable talk­ one ask for? Well some people hole clogged with students from a you that are drinking ing to people they don't know do ask for more. Some people variety of Ontario universities, part­ seem to be relatively after a few drinks. Alcohol dulls don't drink. Some people don't ing and pouring skunky Labatt 50 under control. Yea, and the senses so after a couple of drink every day. And yes, some down their throats at $4.75 a pop. It if you believe that you've Tequila Poppers you really don't people want more for their sev­ gets worse. had one to many and give two shits if you make a fool of enty bucks than a few slices of As the BACCHUS Director, it should go directly to bed. yourself in front of that "signifi­ cold pizza, aT-shirt and a hango­ was my job to run the buses from The students at this school cant other" you just had to talk to. ver. But for those among you that Laurier to Bingemans, a job that drink a lot. That's about as The moral of this article isn't prefer the simpler things there almost cost me my sanity. In my simple as I can put it after going that alcohol is evil, but rather that was an impressive venue of drink­ state of sobriety I witnessed acts of over all the statistics and surveys it shouldn't be the be-ail and end­ ing events to keep even to most such incredible perversion that I that people pay millions of dollars all of social existence here at Lau­ seasoned parlier entertained. In was nearly struck blind with dis­ . to collect. rier. I know that alcohol is an fact, those of you who were Frosh gust. In the bathrooms, which were Did you know that 23 % of important social tool and those last year or who are this year right out of Night of the Living you vomited in the last seven who know me will tell you that I were so entertained that I had to Dead, I witnessed one of the future sworn weeks? Did you know that 74% have been known to overindulge hire an entire legion of business executives of the world to protect under siege by a riotous of you suffered from a hangover? from time to time. I just want BACCHUS Boosters to retain a vomit on his own genitalia while horde of drunken students. In a Did you know that 60% of you everyone to be aware that alcohol, relative degree of control. I saw attempting to urinate in a sink. On vein attempt to defend my be­ little scholars missed class because though it may not be a problem things that would make yer blood the dance floor, anonymous cou- loved bus, I positioned myself you were too hungover to drag today, could easily become one between the disorderly throng and your sorry asses out of bed!!! Did tomorrow. I recognize that you the great yellow shuttle to free­ you know that 20% of you are well are all adults and are capable of dom only to be flung like a rag doll on the road to alcoholism and can making your own decisions re­ into the side of the bus where I was look forward to squatting on Yonge garding the :.~sc or non-use of alco­ mauled and accosted. St. with a tin cup in your hand hol, but in you actons and interac­ Finally, after 7 police officers begging for a bottle of Aqua Velva tion with others be aware that to and about a dozen Bingeman staff to drink with your chicken bone much parting and to much booze members arrived to restore order, sandwich? Well you may not end isn't good for you. All play and no I said to my trusty partner "screw up that bad but you're going to work makes Reid a liver trans­ this action" and we hoped on a bus suffer some serious negative ef­ plant recipient. Try going to the bound for U ofW. On the way out fects like; health problems, finan­ Bar and staying sober. I know it of the Bingeman demilitarized cial woes, academic troubles, and sounds crazy but you may just find zone I witnessed two WLU stu­ relationship disorders(i.e. your that you can have a good time dents climbing naked out of the boyfriend or girlfriend won't like without drinking. I know that bumper -boat lagoon, shivering and you anymore). sounds like your mom or aunt Bee screaming that they were cold. So why do so many people talking but stranger things have Well people, if you swim naked in here at Laurier drink? Beats me. happened. For those of you who a cesspool when it's four below I really have no way of knowing choose to drink please do so zero your bound to be a wee bit why without asking each and every responsibly(i.e. don't drive after frosty when you get out. student, but I can tell you a few of drinking, don't drink until you Anyway, the point I'm trying the main reasons people are drink­ vomit or pass out, don't try shav­ to make through this analogy is ing. One of the biggest reasons is ing, and please don't grab my ass that Oktoberfest is a raunchy keg the social atmosphere here at in the bar). party of mystical proportions, that WLU(or We Liquor Up). On any Yours responsibly, has a reputation for bringing out given night you can always find Scottcha McCormick the drunk-side in most of us. Don't Wilf's full and the local establish- BACCHUS Man THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993 BOOZE FEATURE 17 tdabuseon Laurier campus KATHY CAWSEY As well, police estimate that over example, many sexual assaults Corel Features 70 per cent of crime is alcohol happen under the influence of al­ related. cohol. People who are "ambiva­ "My description of an alco­ Drinking has personal impacts lent" when sober may have sex holic' would be people who drink as well. In a worst case scenario, after drinking. Dr. Hicks describes to get drunk - more than once a "you can die," says Dr. Hicks. patients who had been so drunk term or so," Dr. Hicks, ofWLU's "You stop breathing. Or you be­ they needed a medical checkup to Health Services, declares. "Or come semi-comatose and throw see if they had indeed been sexu­ people who drink every day out of up and suffocate." As well, there ally assaulted. habit." are numerous 'social costs'- costs Furthermore, people tend to In light of recent statistics, Dr. to one's life in general. People be more careless when they're Hicks' statement is frightening. who drink too much have to deal drunk. The more they drink, the According to a 1989 survey done with hangovers, and skip classes. less like! y they are to use a condom by Harvard University, 40 per cent The more one drinks the less one - and the greater the chances of of male students and 34 per cent of eats, and sometimes malnutrition STDs. According to the Ontario female students drink 'just to get can result. Long-term drinking survey, twenty per cent of teenage drunk'. A 1992 Ontario survey can give chronic brain damage. pregnancies happen because of places the number of male 'binge The fact that alcohol is a de­ unprotected sex following drink­ drinkers' at 44 percent. pressant also has negative effects. ing. Dr. Hicks tells about one of his On a brighter note, Dr. Hicks Crash simulation. Pic: Renee Ward Dr. Hicks says that three to will drink if others are." patients who was suicidal. "He believes drinking and driving is so many losses- family, job- they four Laurier students per week go But the news isn't all bad. would get depressed - it was re­ decreasing. But he warns against have a really bleak life. They have to Emergency with alcohol-related Drinking, especially among peo­ lated to his drinking," he explains. becoming "self-righteous", em­ offended so many people there is problems. Some of them have ple over thirty years of age, is "[The patient] was fine until he'd phasizing that you don't have to no social support to help them drunk so much they pass out; oth­ decreasing rapidly. StatsCan re­ get drinking." Over the course of drive to die from alcohol. The quit." ers have injuries they received in ports that drinking has declined several years, the patient was ad­ worst drinking-related experience 5. Drinking is the norm. It is fights likely caused by alcohol. approximately 15 per cent over the mitted to hospital four times. He he's ever had, Dr. Hicks says, hap­ seen as sophisticated, mature. The costs of drinking are high "There's almost a celebration of last decade. Furthermore, alco­ would fight with his girlfriend, get pened about two years ago. A - both publicly and personally. hol-related road deaths dropped drunk, become belligerent and WLU student died after choking alcohol in our society," the doctor 1991 Statistics Canada reports that says. He cites Wine and Cheese 20 per cent. alcohol abuse costs the Canadian destructive, and slash his wrists. on his vomit. "I had to call the parties as an example. Further­ "Alcohol is often promoted by economy $12 billion a year, and "People do things they'd never parents," the doctor relates. "I do sober," Dr. Hicks says. For think it was about a week before more, "if [drinkers] are getting responsible people," Dr. Hicks causes more than 19,000 deaths. says. "And most don't have a Christmas." drunk they want the people around problem." One wonders why people drink them drinking. And often people at all. Dr. Hicks gives several reasons: 1. It's a male "right of pas­ Boozin' in Ac.ademia sage". Dr. Hicks describes his university reunions: "Half the sto­ ries are about when we were drunk BACCHUS at university ... there's an element of pride - or wondering how we lived through it." Y In the lifetime of the presently enrolled college 2. Alcohol is a social lubri­ student body in.America, about the same numoer cant - it makes people more re­ will probably eventually die from alcohol-related laxed, makes it easier to talk with causes, as will get advanced degrees, masters, and the opposite sex, and so on. doctorates combined. 3. It's an act of rebellion - many students are breaking away Y According to the surveys conducted by the from home and the restrictions American Colleg_es and Universitiesl- which are placed by parents during high used by BACCHUS Canada for rererence 12 school. million college students consume in excess of430 4. Some people - especially million gallons of beverage alcohol annually. heavy drinkers - drink to numb emotional pain. In many cases, Y College students drink more than the rest of the alcohol problem is a symptom society. A recent (1990) national survey demon­ of another problem. The sad part strated that college students generally have a is, according to Dr. Hicks, that higher drinking prevalence than their non-college after the drinker is finished drink­ counterparts (people the same age). ing, the pain is still there. "By the • ' time alcoholics realize they have a Y The fattern is even stronger with women. A problem," he says, "they have had study o New York State college women ag_e.23 and under indicated that the rate of heavy driiiking was 17 per cent as opposed to 8 per cent for their Bringing BACCHUS to Canada non-college counterparts. FRED NICHOLS well as providing extensive educa­ Finally, I would like to ex­ Y By any reasonable standard of comparison Corel Features tional projects dealing with the press our collective appreciation there is an enormous amount ofbeverage advertis­ BACCHUS first came to my responsible use of alcohol. to the Association of Canadian ing in campus newspapers. Approximately 35 per attention at a pre-conference semi­ Several other individuals have Distillers, without .whose support cent of alllhe college newspaper advertismg rev­ nar in Colorado in 1980. As a laboured extensively on this worth­ this program would not have been enue comes from alcohol a

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- the Bergman Fresh off wagon

his demands for adjustments to a few shows in Toronto.

the balance and of sound. output The band was scheduled to

A prima donna attitude also play at The Volcano until the bar

the wears on appears as night backed out of the agreement after

demands for through Bergman's finding out that the bandwas play-

towels and beer and an endless ing at Phil's. string of insults at the staff of September Child prides itself

Phil's. All of this attitude its di- only on independent status, the his serves to endear him more to versity of its musical influences, for it is audience, however, what and its use of poetry as a source of

people have come to expect. direction (guitarist and lead singer

Through his songs, Bergman Christopher Dyck has written a

yells at all facets of modern life in book of poetry).

North America. At times he de- Variety is the biggest asset of

into whine but at other generates a the band. Dyck's vocals are sur- times he attains cheerfulness a prisingly full and versatile, espe-

almost to the Beatles. equivalent cially considering how young he All of shows his it, however, expe- i§. They range from a steady and

rience and talent his smooth falsetto chorus at doing job. on "Crazy

The band currently Annie" snarl backing to an angry punching has up Bergman, September Child, out the lyrics on "Rust" and to

been for about and beat vocals "I'm Your together a year spoken on a half. The best of them is prob- Vampire."

Dave Gcnn ably on keyboards, Behind the vocals are a simi-

touch of class to the providing a larly talented group of musicians.

sound of the band. Another Ari drums from high- Tapiero's range a

is Walker on Ritchie Valens light Tony guitars, style to a steady

who plays with a lightning hand progressive rock beat. Dyck plays

acoustic well everything possible tocomplement guitar as as singing

vocal frustrations. and Bergman's jumping up and down in the

himself is the of throes of Bergman star a passionate delivery. the show, however. His songs and His brother Rory plays the lead poetry are equally matched by his guitars borrowing heavily from antics and angst, showing that he the stylings of Eddie Van Halen

is one of the greatest musical tal- and Jimi Hendrix. Kevin Lucks'

ents to from Canada de- emerge bass grounds the band with every- his lack of spite mainstream suc- thing from a light jazzy walk to a

cess. hard rock stomp.

Discussions are currently Together, the band provides

for a album underway possible to a thoroughly enjoyable sound; be released next year. original enough to be appreciated for Opening Bergman was for themselves but not too far dis-

from September Child, a relatively tant the influences of seven-

Child and band out of Ottawa who ties and rockers. Their September (inset) Art Bergman gyrate at Phil's Pic~ScottMKay young eighties recently appeared on CFNY's ballads build to the end without

STEVE DOAK he still retains a excite- youthful Bergman, the great Canadian CD with compilation the song losing control into an Cord up-tempo Entertainment ment of his trademark and, course, a Canadian punk idol, provides "FunFall Hour." also re- They knock-off, their angry songs ex- Art to town charm that Bergman came on sets a standard for con- version of Lou Reed without any released a self-titled CD cently press tremendous passion, and Sunday night to whine and yell at certs in Canada. It was also appar- mellowing because of age. From and havebeen Canada their they touring lighter songs show off their an intimate at Phil's. De- ent that therumours of his the time group sobriety he gets on stage, his per- to it. In November individual promote they talents. They are defi- the spite apparent in his face, were greatly age exaggerated. fectionist attitude shows through will be the and touring east doing nitely a band to watch.

Stella stars as Lorelei Lee in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

GREG SLOAN of New Academy Country Music, Blondes because Nashville so she started her she finds it own and see the musical, but take Cord very not to Entertainment Artist of the from Year Record and it fabu- record label. The later be- humorous, says has song the script too seriously. Just be after its initial Seventy years con- a cookbook entitled Re- World, lous one liners. She feels came ten record. She she brings a top then ready to have a fun time. ception Gentlemen Prefer Blondes ally Cookin, motion picture and something to the role of Lorilei had four successful albums with is to Kitchener. The musi- coming television appearances (including Lee, a naive country girl, since she Electra. cal will be staged on Wednesday The Dukes of and four Hazard) herselfis from the south. She shares Her future plans include writ- October 27th and Octo- theatrical Thursday productions. the character's and the optimism en- ing new songs, working on ber 28th at the Centre in the The Square. other musicals she has thusiasm. She says that though she second volume of her cookbook The shows start o'clock. at eight starred in are Seven Brides For has never for series and in gone out looking a touring Europe next The lead role of Lorelei Lee is Seven Brothers, The Best Little rich like Stella man Lorilei Lee does, she summer. says she likes to being played Stella Parton. Whorehouse by In Texas and Pump adds that it doesn't mean she never play to European audiences be- Recently I had a chance to talk to and Dinettes. Boys Stella she will. she feels says cause they are much Stella about herself and her cur- likes the because of the dis- stage Stella described more aware of the herself as a history of the rent role. involved. It allows her cipline to nineties' artist, and have woman; very independ- much more re- Stella and grew up singing, sing and dance. "I like to be able to She ent. was alone since she was a spect for the artist and their his- has been a entertainer in front professional perform of an audience. in young girl her teens. She takes tory. for Her list of twenty-five years. The show is only as as the good pride in the fact that she raised her GentlemanPrefer Blondes accomplishments include audience is." Stella adds that spokes- she child alone. She will found being sin- run through to February. , for person Mothers Against Drunk has in Canada performed before, and Stella gle raising a child took a lot of says there will be quite Driving, fifteen chart two she finds singles, and the audiences most work. Her big break came in 1975 a few more Canadian dates ASCAP awards, the Most Promis- receptive. with the single "In My Dreams before they arc finished. She ing Female Artist Award from the Stella likes Gentleman Prefer invites Tonight." It was turned down in everyone to come out t • J « r-r»*r-r• »• ￿ 20 ENTERTAINMENT THE CORD Thursday, Octobcr 21, 1993

mum Ice.

Believe strikes BEER chat us, lightning twice, once in the evening and Good Broth one-: the next morning. This is Chunky one strong beer with a ÜBU of

34. Maximum Ice comes in a

ercd EVAN BAILEY and TOM rather and were but a bit an energetic, hair-swinging, cool case, although SELENE MacLEOD bath, Beck) good, I it's a performance, but DABEK we were a little disappointed Cord Entertainment boring. guess just personal guitar-shrieking

Cord Entertainment aversion Ted Michiels (bass) stood still the with the label and cap, they are to mostly-instrumental

additionof a whole time. the While out at the local attractive enough that we re- wank-outs. The guest Musically, rhythm hanging It's been quite a while since I saw section out Carson Brewers it frained from the vocalist was welcome, but theband (rounded by Retail, suddenly oc- smashing a emp- totally local show, featuring ga- crowd drummer a hard time the Bradley, curred to us that this had to be ties. We were happy that after had keeping extraodinaire) rage bands, disorganization, cheap but that time done. Yes the his- the interested. was impressive, by ,that was it, cap was opened we were equipment, and drunken fun. On the final was too tired or drunk to toric moment when the Brew blessed with a fine aroma of Sarsipious the Flea, everyone Oct. 3 (I know it's been two and a From their the show. What would have Brothers column was born. This and not that of a skunk band, was a surprise. enjoy barley half weeks, but better late than

I was an An- normally been a moshing frenzy is what all been waiting carcass. As far as taste the the looks, expecting you've goes, never, I always say), I caught of deal instead fell flat—but it was first a bit of a sort (all-black enjoy- for, an article that reviews the gulp has snap to it first-ever Ontario Friends of thrax/Slayer

and able. The night was an overall of brews on the mar- but after that it down nice clothes, long hair, high top vast variety goes Schizophrenics benefit—it felt like and for a ket. ,unlike running shoes tend to give that success, good cause; sandpaper. I was home! Sponsored by Phil's $600 After few of these but were more they raised almost for Schizo- Before we get started with a strong Bar and Grill, CKWR Radio, and impression), they Infectious Grooves than Metallica. Research, and a time our first beer test, there is some survivors, was phrenia good speech surpris- a number of other fine businesses, deliv- had all. that we must famil- still but Luke Carter (guitar/vocals) was by terminology ingly coherent, walking the night was a succcss; yours

iarize with. The 'Universal was more of a than you challenge truly (who never wins anything)

Beer Unit', or ÜBU as we will at this in a cam- normally point even won a free tape. Whatta

call is measure of the As the the it, a strength paign. night went on night!

of the brand of beer. How we beer got better and better and , The opening band, Chunky calculate the ÜBU is: the we11... know the rest. the crowd get you Broth, warmed up very Nine AM the head alcohol percentage of the beer next day, well with its brand of funky and divide it standard and still intact and by 5%, our tongue were hardcore. Lead singer Geoff

beer alcohol Multi- all were However, watch percentage. systems go. Kennedy was amusing to as

that number 24 after a small bike ride, what was ply by (the he leaped around and tied himself

numberof bottles in a left in the stomach wanted out. case). Hey up with the microphone cord,

that's all there is it! So for an disastrous to Fortunately nothing nearly knocking himself over a standard 5% alcohol occurred. The bottom line is that example, a number of times ("Dave, I think I

beer this is a beer and (Blue, Canadian, Export...) good although pulled something.") The band of would have a ÜBU of 24. it had for an IQ ten potential (Duncan Kennedy on bass, Dave

Another term which we will because of it's sheer we Mai power, Poissant on guitar, and Tony

be is the 'Intoxicant Quo- figured that we should give our- using on drums) was tight, loud, and selves in tient' or This term some lee-way case IQ. represents energetic, delivering hard, origi-

our overall of the beer, something better came along. rating nal tunes. In my opinion, Chunky

such features as Maximum Ice an IQ of nine. incorporating gets Broth was the best band of the

Had we felt better after the bike taste, strength, the next day.and three that performed that night.

so on. The IQ is scale of one ride it have been on a may higher. jam Nation was up next. Fea- haven't So if Maxi- to ten, although zeros you're drinking turing jack Smith on bass/vocals,

been ruled out. Now that the mum Ice. remember to avoid Chris Latta on guitar, and Keith

terms have been defined lets exercise the and get following day Baiisle on drums, the band played

on with the first test, the newest we'll be back next week with a well. Their of 70's very covers Pic:Selene MacLeod market, Labatt Maxi- beer. storms Phil's. beer on the new blues-rock tunes (Hendrix, Sab- Bigfoot

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this where thebook was I think JAYSON "RAMBO" Garwood, an ex-United States My personal opinion on going. of GEROUX Marine who escaped Vietnam in book is mixed. The book is impor- the reason for this is the topic

— that it the itself. You it is lot Cord Entertainment 1979 four years after the war tant for its main issue, in story see, a

after down that the like the JFK assassination — eve- was over and four years the finally puts on paper

out American American knew that knows that the When the United States pulled government publicly government rybody govern- in stated that no it had left behind in Vietnam ment was involved some nasty of Vietnam in 1975 it's problems there were more men won't A new host of American POW's left in Vietnam. after the war. The book also comes business. The were not over. government

effects Garwood claimed have been in version admit but we know that - a to they difficulties emerged the to a cheaper paperback it,

POW and have other listed above is know So a book of Agent Orange, ignored veter- to seen (the price you see anyway. writing after the for the hard-cover How- it is and the a defeated with low Americans held captive version). on no big deal, so topic ans, military It This embarrassed the U.S. there is a of itself becomes morale, and a war debt that to- war. ever, couple problems uninteresting. much like talled in the billions of dollars. government so much that they with the book. also does not help that,

moved have Garwood To it is not in- the JFK assassination, this is However, one issue struck at the quickly to begin, always topic for I about half- also several old. So overall, heartof some 2,500 families in the arrested and imprisoned trea- teresting reading. got years

that is Jensen-Stevenson the book when I be- much like the books our U.S., an issue still not re- son. began way through profes-

the and and bored. It sors us to read, the book is solved to this day. probing story even harder, gan yawning getting assign where I read- for the issues raised, but Kiss theBoys Goodbye: How the found herself drawn into a world got to the point was important

finish it is a little and uninterest- United States Betrayed its own of secret investigations, official ing the book just to it, not boring interested in POW's in Vietnam obstruction, missing files, cen- because I was seeing ing. and threats from by Monika Jensen-Stevenson sored testimony,

Stevenson officials. and William high-placed government - in with mind with X Men and Inc. It also her contact Mutate McClelland Stewart brought your families of soldiers, vet- 493 pages missing disillusioned ($27.95) erans, and govern- SCOTT KING I awake to find a housemate's superior, however, are feared by her You recognize the names ment officials, who supplied the battle may Core Entertainment boyfriend watching it, a faithful homosapiens. And thus,

— build her of the authors of this book with documents to up but fess fan from the start. Soon class- not only over good and evil, O.K. folks,it's time to up. Monika Jensen-Stevenson has case that Garwood was silenced How of out mates began to turn to me, telling over prejudice, was begun. many you there enjoy been a and for on for out (a reporter producer purpose speaking me too loved it. So dear The members in- re-living a piece of your child- they original Jensen-Stevenson later bothCTVand CBS-TV's 60 Min- practice do feel alone. This cluded Marvel Girl hood glued in front of a television reader, not Cyclops, (Jean and her husband is both a found had been done to several utes, show is as as it should be. Beast, and two non-car- watching Saturday morning car- popular Grey), and author of the novels others who claimed to haveknowl- journalist My second reason is not only toon members, Iceman, and An- toons? How many of you enjoy A Man Called and of American POW's left be- Intrepid edge but to educate. 1 This superhero, action cartoons? Or how to give exposure, gel. group eventually was Entebbe. and that soldiers left Ninety Minutesat Kiss hind) were well tell I canceled until in the of even used to sin of might as now, am a early 70's, many you (or you , is the true behind in Vietnam with the U.S. theBoys Goodbye story comic book collector and Marvel the X-men. The all sins, still do) follow and collect huge revived would After of how Jensen-Stevenson government's knowledge. self X-men members Prof comic books, relishing in their proclaimed X-pert. original captured, investi- her Jensen- conduct an almost 5-year story was aired, And while some of be X gathers a new team from across rich yet soap opera-ish plots? you may to uncover the truth about Stevenson began this book gation writing a former X- the This team us some Chances are that this describes like myself, or maybe globe. gave American prisoners-of-war left to detail her investigation and to know. fan, to a lot of this is first current X-men favs such as Storm you or someone you you your behind in Vietnam with the U.S. show how deceitful and destruc- encounter with these mu- and our own Canadian and most Chances also are that if you enjoy merry government'sknowledge. Jensen- tive the American government can Wol- of the activi- tants. I knew education was needed popular X-men of all time, any aforementioned first in 1985when be when it is asked Stevenson began justifiable ques- friend verine. Since the comic have checked out the when a innocently enough then, ties, you she started tions on its the producing a segment policies by press asked me" Wasn't an popularity, about 30 total greatest superhero cartoon since Spider-man gained Robert and for 60 Minutes about public. X-man?". but 1 will members and the Super Friends (meanwhile, Sorry, no, over time, today,

folks some X- a little more violent and back at the Hall Of Justice) and give you handy although

facts catch to I'll with a thousand more twists, last season's number one Satur- to you up speed. plot

address the the X-men is the day morning show, The X-men. some concerns for most popular

hard comic fans well as team around. This immensely popular car- core as last season's The T.V. series, however, had toon is brought to us by Fox, al- reviewing episodes. slated ijp^Mavts known for such I'll give the lowdown on a few hitches. Originally ready animated Finally, this But for it debuted in the and Bat- what see season. October, finally WSmm Theatrical Supplies Inc. legends as Simpsons you'll The Animated Series. But back to the beginning February of '93. The team con- man, first,

article this show In 1963, Marvel comics sisted of Cyclops, Storm, Jean why an on you of and of Wol- ask? Is it popular amongst the debuted a team super-powered Grey, Rogue, course, title verine. all started with the university crowd? I used to think I mutant teenagers under the It Night

alone in fondness for this The X-men. This team, of the SentinelsPart I and 11. From was my Uncanny

I awoke in formed by Professor Charles the big robots we moved to meet- show. A year ago,

Xavier a mutant under the baddie, Magento. shame to watch the series pre- ( himself) ing big

the of a who was an X-man cre- miere, only to find that soon oth- disguise private school, Morph,

in this 11:00 was created to evil mutants ated for the series, ers began to join me fight specifically

ritual. This like Mutants or homo dies early on. Sabretooth in am year, a new home, Magento. steps

to make Wolverine's life a little

Make it a Hallowe'en party harder. The X-men travelled un- the the LAURIER LECTURES der sewers to meet won't you forget! Morlocks and Cable popped in for

a A glimpse of We have all the things you guest appearance. the future was seen as Bishop

for well need costume or in for a two-parter as your Professor of Philosophy ami dropped Political Science as throughout the year disguise: wigs, make-up, appearances by Genosha, Juggerant, Brother- mustaches and accessories hood of Evil Mutants and Apoca- lypse. 13 episodes in total and the

like scars and warts. it's back. good news is,

This be season promises to

better than the last. Here's a brief h Hallowe'en Hours: ! October 26 schedule. A two-parter to begin ° THEATRICAL 5 Tuesday, with the debut of Mr. Sinister and Liberal Communitarian Debate i I Oct. 23 9:308pm The return of Morph?!? The origin of P S* 1 October 27 followed ETZ,T Oct. 26-30 9:30-Bpm Wednesday, Storm comes next, by Colossus 1 1 Two Theories (a personal favorite) ■ Oct. 24 &31 of Modernity 10:006pm fighting Omega Red. Then an all

October our own Al- Thursday, 28 Canadian episode as Wolverine with The Malaise ofModernity pha Flight helps his origin. Gambit gets his origin

told next and back from the future

All lectures - 8 Aird Centre Recital Hall p.m. both Cable in the two-parter are Free Admission y for ll* and Bishop. Rogue's turn an V THEATRICAL SUPPLIES origin is next, a visit from Mojo Wilfrid Laurier (Longshot cameo), and then the

46 PRINCESS ST. E. season finale with Mr. Sinister's University return and more cameo's than I

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Corky delivers some Juicy humour

DAVE SCOTT Robin agine Williams, Alexei Before the show 1 spoke with ary. Our current.,CD "Corky and

Cord Entertainment and John Cleese Sayle all on speed, da guys: the Juice Pigs", is selling at HMV, Phil's Wednes- The show at last armed with a guitar and micro- Cord: So what have the Juice Pigs and has been on the Canadian

was a tad different to and to been to Indie charts since day evening phones you're starting get up lately? April (hovering least. Not but close. say the a band, a JP's : We've spent the last two between #2 and #4). The Royal

like "Panda" comedy troupe. Songs ("the pan- Canadian Air Farce have asked us unfamiliar For those with das must die" skanks the chorus) to perform one of their songs.lt's Juice Corky and the Pigs, they are and "Eskimo" ("I'm the only gay about the election, and I think it's

outfit whose a three piece Toronto Eskimo in my tribe," quote Corky) complimentary that they asked us sketches and into of set blends songs gives an inkling the humour. to be on their show.

and somewhat The Sumo Cord: of material one frantic, silly vomiting puppet, wres- Is any your own improvised show. They are ani- tler, and male strippers simply have political? irreverent and Im- be mated, quick. to seen to be believed. JP's: Our show isn't political at

all. YTV had us write some stuff

during the PC convention. One

song was "I'm a Saskwatch", about

Kim Campbell. That's as far as

our political satire goes. I think

politics is stupid and inane as it is.

884-361 There's no point making more fun CARDS fl

of - politicians they make fun of that. I'd hate to think that we

themselves And it of so easily. (po- depend on your knowledge an- litical doesn'ttravel well. other make comedy) act just to you laugh.

Fb Our show has to be univer- Neil s fairly The Young song is a funny sal. We with "Neil get saying on it's and even lmmrlM« away song own, though but knows who Young", nobody we doit in the style of Neil Young, with our Recycled Cards We Deliver [| Brian is. Mulroney it's not a comment on him.

months in Britain. First week in Cord: How would describe What about you Cord: up coming

August at the Edinburgh Fringe your act ? shows?

Festival. It we nomi- We're We've was good, got JP' s: a comedy act. JP' s: We're playing The Albion

nated for the Perrier which made a bit of a name for ourselves award, in Guelph on October 21st. And

is for best cabaret review act. in the music scene because we do given also some shows around Toronto.

Out of 110 acts nomi- lot of music. We don't want be we were a to There's a special Hogmanay New

nated to the final. We didn't get it a "musical comedy act". Musical Year's show, at the Horseshoe in h& extno. c/uvtye but afterwards Perrier on a act has weird connota- puts comedy Toronto on December 29th. This

show (fairly for the tions: culture sounds is and prestigious) pop guerrillas always a great time, a warm

nominees at the Southbank Centre better (some disagreement ensues). up for New Year's. We've got

in London. Now all the We do a lot of stuff in the industry pop friends of ours that do guest spots,

know we are. we people who We also show, but try to do more than some serious acts and some com-

did a radio show for the BBC pilot edy acts. The Barenaked Ladies

- Radio 1, and there is a good did it two years ago. chance it'll in get picked up a Cord: Thanks a lot for this.

scries. The threemembers of the Juice

Cord: I heard were also Sean Neale you going Pigs are Cullen, Greg in Australia? to tour and Phil Nichol. They combine to

JP' s: We were to be supposed give a more frantic paced show there the at momentbut because of than, for instance, "Kids in the

the Perrier nomination we stayed Hall". The Juice Pigs offer shorter

in Britain. So we longer postponed and more direct material. Com-

Australia until our which spring, parisons are difficult, as this trio

is their fall, because that's when aren't like but *print packages available quite anyone else, all their festivals are. (Adelaide their humour does C *personalized, lean more to- festival and Melbourne It I V/-vi professional service comedy wards British roots than to Holly-

Vs/ IUUIoQi *we & colours supply gown festival.) wood. With goonish glimpses and What about record- Cord: a new farsically manic sketches, the Juice We tficcieuUfc i* umjiMuyy tutd. fattUltf fuvUKAiti. ing? Pigs are absolutely hilarious! Well

M JP's: We'll probably have a CD 1 V WATERLOO 243 King St. S 745-8495 . worth checking out live or on CD. out in Febru- Vs if coming January or Pics by Dave Scott. Graceland Bound night

RICK COLE We arrived in Nashville early in the morning, Cord Entertainment about three o'clock. The first place we stopped was a Last week I about massive looked began telling a story a trip my truckstop where we at cool cowboy

Restaurant friends, Brent and Rob, and I took in the summer. I hats. I should mention here that Rob and Brent both

mention that forgot to our destination was Graceland have an amazing talent of being able to browse in

and Canadian in Well, we as far as Louisville when stores for incredible of time. We had j gabion Cuisiijp | Memphis. got variety amounts I ran out of so I cut it off Brent almost for fuel and road but ended space, just as stopped a map, up staying drove into us a guardrail. for at least an hour. This was the most annoying part It about when Brent started freak- of was midnight the trip because there wasn't one time when it took

ing out because he had no in his face or hands. less than half an hour to refuel. I NEW GREAT MENU! 8 feeling That's what caused him lose control of the This to car, particular truckstop must be some sort of

• * it Meals Lunches seconds before we became a mess for the cultural because while there Appetizers Light recovering centre we were ten or

• Roads Dinners Licenced Kentucky to clean He was fifteen carloads of black showed 112 | Fully Department up. teenagers up. They that he stroke die positive was having a and would were all drinking malt liquor out of paper bags. The

moment. 1 he was has 111 OPEN "LATE TO SERVE YOU SPECIALTY ll any thought just whining (he cops came by and they didn't even seem to care that of a tendency even the smallest all these were II CAKES, COFFEE & HERBAL TEAS 11 overplaying ailment), cars full of drunken kids in the middle

but when 1 felt his hands were cold and of the they clammy. night. I'm not sure if it's significant that they This attack in about half passed an hour. We were not were but "We are here Tor you always" black, they were. able to determine what caused it, but Brent thinks the From to there we went the Grand Ole Opry. It was 1:30 & 11:30 am | Su|n am-11 pm ; closed Mon.; Tues. Wed. 126 m | lady at the restaurant where we had dinner served but '• closed, Rob the fence so he could l : Thurs. 11:30 am-1 am ; Fri. & Sat. 11:30 am-2 am | hopped anyway him a burger made with tainted horsemeat. Rob and have his picture taken standing on top of the huge I she thought was nice, but Brent still thinks she was at the front There lots of in I Reglna at. R. 1 SB Regina Sh R sign gate. were people a psycho who tried to us for full poison ordering their cars lined to get in when it opened, and they 5 W7ITERLOO 1 up meals at time. Whatever it we now refer ws closing was, all cheered wildly when they saw him re-appear out

to it as "The Attack of the Stroke Kentucky Burger". of the trees on his way back to the car. Our musical 11- 1 soundtrack as we headed south That was all we had time for in Nashville. Next 125-2860 from Louisville [ to Nashville was week I'll about ') Kenny Rogers' tell you all Graceland, Alvin the Greatest Hits. busboy, and Kenny Russell the beggar. pi mm tlxSHx I AWTRMKTS I I i^ijMJ&^i^ll^l^l DTQMAI?Pir pTTD JrU-P I I JPlPlYliiltL/lV [USING "REEBOK STEPS"]

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The graphics for the game

are based on the works of H.R.

of who Geiger. For those you do

know of is world Rick broods VIDEO roundup not him, he a Astley renowned artist. His work is a trip into a dreamland of beauty

and a dungeon of dread. The art TANYA KING change. His fourth album is ex- SCOTT McKAY work is at home within Cord Entertainment certainly actly what the album suggests: Cord Entertainment this game. Absolutely fantastic. Take yourself back for a moment body and soul. The new album's Darkseed. A that will will game push Apparently the game school all to early public dances; songs were co-written by Astley over the if 286's. the detail you edge anything run on But for me. Think about and each grade eight song comes straight from will. within each screen cause music. Think may the 80's pop really his heart. There are political songs ad- Darkseed is a graphic some to fall asleep between Do hard for a moment. you re- ("Waiting For The Bell To Ring" that is im- venture game very screens. The game itself occu- member Rick Astley? and"The Ones You Love" deal pressive. Thegame is controlled pies about 14 megabytes on the Rick Astley hit #1 in 1987 with issues such as poverty) to the with This completely a mouse. hard drive. Most computers with his dance inspired pop song songs "Enough Love" and "Na- is a nice feature except that when should be able to run this with Gonna Give You The ture's "Never Up." Gift," dedicated to his new the doesnot with if game cooperate only 1 megabyte memory DOS album entitled \%enever You daughter Emilie. have in is in The you, you something your high memory. game Need Someone als&spawned hits It seems that Rick has decided hand to throw at the screen. RAM in the order of Forever"lHW requires "Together "It Would to grow as an artist and make the The is this: You are with story a only 574,000 bytes a Take A Strong Man." The kind of music he wants to make. I little man that buys this new Soundblaster or 557,000 bytes Grammy nominated artist's next strongly admire him for this, but it fashion, however, the song "Hope- house. The after the with did day buying PC speaker. I note one album really only produced one will not sell albums. lessly" looks as if it will provide house you wake up and have a problem. The Soundblaster had "She Wants To Dance With There is fast Rick with his usual one hit. hit, not one song on splitting headache. Find the as- trouble out some of the If die hard Rick choking Me." It appeared he was losing his the entire tape. I understand he you are a pirin, take some and you are off. digitized speech. It would result steam. On his next album, the fact wants to be un-stereotyped, but Astley fan then this is the album to? Where I am not sure. The in a garbled mess which sounds for a delve into his that he decided to grow his hair what ever happened to "if it ain't you, offering instructions do not provide a close to static. Other than life. If die very long gained more attention than broke don't fix it". personal you are not a whole lot of clues other than that I was very impressed. well received hard Rick Astley fan and are the only song, "Cry Every song revolves around you your time is very limited. Natu- One word of caution. These the his hair is love and devotion. This for a For Help." (By way family looking good, entertaining rally there is a hint book avail- graphicadventure are will have look games very short in the new publicity photos). eventually leads the listener to album, you to some- able for an additional addictive charge. and may cause insan- So Rick Astley decided to extreme boredom. In his usual where else. However, most decent adven- ity.

ture do not elabo- games provide The gameDarkseed can be

instructions. The in the dark rate reason foundat Jumbo Software down it is be Whispers keep you being that, supposed to an the road at 65 University Ave. adventure. A journey into the East, behind Tim Hortons. It

of the characters were difficult to understand unknown. this does Many Well, game will cost about 8 bucks to rent STEFANIE TRUDEAU and it seemed as the director used this incon- though a fine job of this. and is well worth it. Cord Entertainment confuse sistency just to the audience as to who was "Whispers in the Dark" isn't exactly a new release, guilty. Consequently, the ending was kind of a let but when I went to the video store I didn't take the down as the solution to the crime seemed like it was U of W liks the Walton's fact of the weekend into account. As a long result, a drawn out of hat at the last minute. Don't get me most of the new releases were I did out; however, - wrong the movie has some moments that kept KATHLEEN WALL That's for scary pretty impressive a manage to find this semi - new release that some of me but even now, after I've Cord Entertainment very attentive, days band to accomplish this in such a have missed this while it was in the you may year watched the I'm still and film, wondering "why?" Fed Hall held a triple bill on Octo- short time. They havebeen around theatre. "how?" about some ber 7. This concert featured parts. some longer than a year but it was only "Whispers in the Dark" is a basically sexy, The overall, is not bad. Sciorra does of Canada's hottest and fastest acting, recently that they signed to a ma- psychological mystery. Annabella Sciorra (she was fairly well as the completely deceived and confused musicians: label and released rising Junkhouse, jor such popu- the asthmatic mother from"The Hand that Rocksthe doctor. She also which reminded packs a good punch Andrew Cash and The Waltons. lar singles as "Colder Than You". Cradle") plays Ann, a psychiatrist who young me of her character in "The Hand that Rocks the TheWaltons have The Waltons come a long are great per- coincidently ends up sleeping with her Cradle". Because of I also her patient's this, kept expecting to in the last I saw formers their fun way just year. and and energy lover. Then, when this is found murdered, patient have an asthma attack. Alan Alda, as her old friend them Phil's in November of last like at are contagious. They to joke Ann, her new beau, a sadomastic and her patient and also a when around lot of superior psychiatrist gives strong perform- year, they played to a mar- a by doing covers close psychiatrist friends become tangled in the web As for if is ance. a recommendation, mystery crowd. not a Sons of your ginal Now, quite year Kiss, Freedom, and a song of this cruel caper. then this movie. thing, watch If a lot of sex scenes later have Fed to the from Grease. The band they packed also gave I would in the Dark" to compare "Whispers to then watch the first half of appeal you, "Whispers brim with hundreds of fans chant- the audience a sneak preview of Swiss cheese. It tastes but there pretty good, are a in theDark" but only, by then, curiosity may keep you ing their name and knowing the what to expect for their next al- lot of holes in it which means there is a lot missing. the end to just to see who did do it. to almost all of their actually lyrics songs. bum, and played a song that will

be on a movie soundtrack.

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band but this performance wasn't 'OCTOBER 1993 OCTOBER 1993^ their best. I don'tblame it entirely lift on them though, Fed Hall justisn't the right setting for them. They're

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Supposing the reality— is truth? Infinity. -beckoning salvation Do we lie?

Or misunderstand? If need I will simply you me, come. Floating images,

In is those final hours, just before the Sun ready to caress leeringfaces,

the when doubt even the horizon, grips strongest belief, you for shame I willknow that am already with you. I have assumed too much,

oh shame!! Can feel me? for you The blessedness of it all,

the sheer Ln those hours of the night that seem to last forever, when simplicity,

the ocean waves are still - gently lapping the shore, making of thought and act. is almost a peaceful sound that what one would lulling The total draught of happiness; expect to hear in places like Heaven - from out of shadow I The misery mankind. will complete of come to you. I AM ONE.

There in the stark I will be the I AM ALL. effortlessly walking up coast stand and will shadows to where you you see me only in I AM NOTHING. and movements made visible by the light of the stars, forget child. making second yourself and question that which you guess Steep and forget with but will feel there with you see only your eyes, you me Rest unto the stars, with the with will ye you already, one night, one dream, you Let the shine down feel me. upon thee, IV-V,l 111V-. lights

And let thee be blessed

In the night, the by life-giving rays... Can feel me? you And then there was no tight, If need you me... and / became btind again. I will come. My thoughts turned liquid, heart shone by Jeff Klaehn my as crystal,

[c] Klaehn 1993 there And was an awakening, a yearning, Helpless 1 fell before the light

and became the child of the past. By Sean Wilde

FISHER SHEFFIELD'S EPILOGUE

neck to the I sat back dazed, blood the boundaries ofthat shoulder with it. PART FIVE: ground, pinning my spurt- Beyond right from face the floor. like and I Gore didn't her floor withher staff, herass pushed ing my onto washroom, it was Joyce get atten- "JOYCE LAYS A down chest. head rolled back all locked tion as con- on my Normally, I Defeated, my were alone, against one right away, Joyce BEATING ON FISHER" in the left...back and heav- went for that type of thing in a and to to the another.. Joyce ran her left hand centrated on caressing my Jg 8 £ \ .# I % but her sword left...as both Vunderstruck over forehead and chest. With still big way, was cutting Joyce my through my ing my gun

"Should I come into I and Vice-President Al Gore as I in hand, I with you?" my oxygen supply, so had no swept greying hair, painted her dress twitching my right I with black field of red with shifted the fidgeted my choice but to twist free and buck repeatedly through my bright my nose...then: my lap uneasily as

out.Then her off the bank of sinks. vision. from out of of bowtie, straighteningit into nowhere, my Glock 7 weight Joyce's ass grew un-

I turned back to Gore Vice-President Gore hand awk- back in and I stuck comfortable andput my was cow- My right flopped was my hand, on my groin. hand his shoul- beneath the I knew and it in and back mangled right on ering sinks, so wardly at my side, clenching Joyce's face, pulled Looking at me closely, and looked him in the hadn't him throw- held the hammer. said:" Oh God! That's der, eyes. Joyce seen yet: unclenching...l (barely) onto Joyce my

with to the I consciousness as stood "Ha-ha..." dis- fresh tissue, isn't it? You've "No...stay here, ing my guns side, jumped Joyce up, Joyce giggled, scar

me to in time to receive hitched down herskirtto and been out on Chomsky...and give your my feet...just straighten solving reforming dissolving going patrol again!

a vicious kick in the face from it, and then looked at me. and before I'm to tell father!" piece." directly reforming right my going Gore removed his Beretta who rib The Vice-President Joyce, had braced herself Feeling a floating freely eyes... "Hey! I guess you got me, poked from his tuxedo and the towel somewhere in I back lost for jacket, against paper dispenser, my chest, coughed Daddy... we really are too evenly Joyce's again, handed it to I cocked it and lashed out with the heel of her bubbles of bent brother words. turned and me; as up blood, as Joyce matched, being and sis- Finally, Joyce well, and stuck it down into boot! her and ter..." her staff from my right cowboy over, picked up stick, accepted him, cummerbund. with it. Stunned, I couldn't move as poked mi' With that, Joyce casually bat- quietly nodding her thanks.

"Al...where is he? Where is her boot into I OK?" ted and clenched I looked at still in Joyce planted my "You away my gun, up Gore, President Clinton?" forehead I winked the back of head and again...and again! Fi- I Struggling tobreath, my with her left a daze: Joyce saw this,

the in the left hand to over before her twisted her head at Gore Suddenly, lights nally, my sprung up at Gore, returning my hand, sticking tongue into my to stare washroom went and I block her attack...and I attention to mouth. and that's when black, grabbed Joyce. as well, my heard a start her and twisted I didn't hurt did I savoured the kiss...after head and screaming warcry ankle, it, throwing "Hey! you, I, all, grew heavy dropped spinning through the air towards her to the ground! Daddy?" Joyce repeated. I had earned it. Then Joyce with- down, and I kissed the sinews us! I dove down on of Sweat down from drew her undid out her neck. top her, dripping mouth, gently my sticking on I "GET...DOWN!"IthrewAI on her chest — both of our faces, it was all could bowtie, and hair. turned back to jumping patted my Joyce me,

Gore on the cold, hard tile floor "Where is it, huh? Where is do to shoot a "Fisher? You're and kissed Joyce grin. getting ex- gently my bloody of the drew two it?" aren't I looked washroom, my Chomsky: "Joyce?" cited, you? mean, I know forehead, as Gore just

and lit the room — hand her Ms. Vunderstruck all about stuff like this: I handguns, up by sticking my up stepped to- grew up down at us, speechless. flashes with round after steel- skirt find she wards to the Lady Magnum me...mylegs were sprawled around horses...This is just like Struggling for expression,

round! had to her outat a 90 from one the time I to throw jacketed always strapped sweaty degree angle caught you sniffing A 1 finally managed just Blam! Blam! BlamL.Blam! inner another, but still sat down socks in thigh. Joyce through my stinky the his hands apart, gesturingaround

—" Blam! Blam! Whap! on my crotch, and wrapped her laundry hamper the room, to stammer: "Wow!"

Noam shrieked in lashed thin around waist. Across the to head, Chomsky Joyce out, punching thighs my room, A 1 Gore I put my gun my his toilet stall...and I turned to the of her hand into I looked at her. stood retrieved his hand and palm right my just up, handgun, drifting awkwardly, I see Joyce — the Angel ofDeath nose — breaking it for the 15th had to laugh: "Joyce...l'm and placed it back in his jacket. pulled the trigger —

— down from the time in under a —- not underwear..." silent drop ceiling, year knocking wearing any Chomsky, for so much of Click! and brandish stick with the lean back sweetheart...neither he a big me across room, to "Fisher, t time,sounded like he wasabout which beat the of me! the I 1..." to crapout up against toilet stall had am to flush the toilet, as Gore picked

She knocked me to the been head Gore: "Fisher?" bashing my against. up Joyce's stick, and nudged her by Terry Grogan COMMENT THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993 27

volume XXXIV The of fear the Cord issues 1-27 politics

dimension to Canadian - fear. The 1993 federal election has brought a new politics "The tie that binds Laurier" since 1926 of work their individual issues, No longer can the majority voters way through important

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Kathleen NEWS EDITOR Honey There is no room for rationality. EDITOR ASSOCIATE NEWS Steve Doak based fear. Voting has become a strategic maneuver on Every commercial, every speech, ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Scott McKay is with accusations and a new that is every campaign flowing anger, hostility breeding ASSISTANT ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Greg Sloan of five evils. It is and exponentially. It's a matter of choosing the least equating minority SPORTS EDITOR Jennifer O'Connell of No is it who can we ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR Eda Di Llso majority governments; helpless equations desperation. longer fully Canada's foundation and future. PRODUCTION MANAGER Lynn McCuaig support, but who causes the smallest threat to

EDITOR Nielsen of commercials. FEATURES .....Ingrid I terrified myself the other day when I was impressed by one the campaign STAFF REPRESENTATIVE Vacant Before I knew shudder It was Preston Reform I it, a went up my spine. Manning's Party.

and he elaborated on his quickly regained my cynicism disgust as soon as political agenda. STAFF That was close. Production Assistants: But what else there? I almost decided vote but what do Andrew Cameron then again, is to Conservative, they

Paul McLean and do? sell off Pearson of Canada's most international go They airport, one important links,

Classified Co-ordinator Mia Kroll will flocks of 757's ascend from the to a private corporation. Now, not only paved airstrips, Circulation and Filing John Huculiak will for decades to but so too will a capitalistic extravaganza that clip my own wings come. Copy Editors: fear under This deal, right before an election, represents everything evil that I a Tory Emma Dwyer

That another close one. Sandra Gabriele government. was of small fractional little CONTRIBUTORS That leaves the Liberals and a host parties. Small, annoying mites,

Sean Wilde, Dale Jeff Klaehn, Terry Grogan, Ryan Feeley, Sweeney, the fractional parties continue to buzz and bite all the other candidate's butts. All except for Beth Haydl, DenyS DaivS, Amit Kapur, Stephanie Trudeau, Tanya the Bloc Quebecois, which is a huge, growing black fly hovering over the jugular and ready King, Kathleen Wall, Rick Cole, Dave Scott, Tivo Rankin, Evan to and extract the lifeblood of Canada. Bailey, Tom Dabek, Selene MacLeod, Jayson "Rambo"Geroux, Paul pounce Gray, Martin Walker, Mike Donia, Ted Smith, Amanda Dowling, That's it, I'll vote Liberal. Sure, I don't really believe in Jean Chretien's ability to deal with Aaron B. Lee Mark Jenn Stocco, Tracy Bowers, Hewitt, Heasley, And don't him much of issues such as government spending or unemployment. sure, I see as Thorne, Virginia Parker, Amai Moussaoni. hero the world his small to be the a on stage. However, grasp on popularity seems only thing

between and House which shelters standing a majority government a a minority government Photo: Dave Scott, Renee Ward, Rich Vollering, Jayson "Rambo" of Reformers. Canada's Bloc Quebecois or A truly terrifying alternative, considering current Geroux, Selene MacLeod, Jenn Thorne. political climate. Cover photo: Renee Ward

Geez. That's a whole lot of fears, and little faith or I wish I were Arts Section Coordinator: Sean Wilde very positive expectation.

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Wouldn't it make more sense visit existing Cord policies. to go Skelton other Canadian universities? Wouldn't it - Jim The Cord is accepting photos to theeditor. TheCord will accept black and whiteor colour make to visit a of photographs. The photographer's name, address, phone number, student number, and brief more sense variety them? then that would description must be printed on the back ofthe photograph. One photo per issue willbe used. Ah, but again, undermine = War history the whole purpose of this trip; what with the university of W. Virginia being "Deano's"

- with extensive clear cutting - no one alma mater, he gets to visit old friends and wide mounted a world campaign against free Clayoquot: speech take a "working vacation". What a happy

that one has to wonder corrupt regime. So, co-incidence. Another view what the real agenda is, and who is control- theattacks on the NDP that Dear Editor: ling government Feizal Valli has created the 3 largest Provincial parks In the last issue of the Cord (October

and instituted the toughest forestry controls 15th), J. David Black takes offence at the

environ- To the Editor: ever. Maybe it is not concerned idea that military history is a valid topic for Brethour but ousted politicians. in the environment. Mr. says Yourarticle on Clayoquot Sound offers mentalists, study university

If are going to write about Black fears that the "War Stories" column one perspective on the issues of logging the you Clayoquot give all points of view; interview will lead to "Fullcolour spreads devoted to article was ok forests in Canada. Here is another perspec- the appropriate BC Minister, exotic and "Guts and tive by another environmentalist. government killing techniques"

and print a of the accounts of the Persian Gulf, the Our family travelled to Beautiful Brit- summary legislation. glory Remember this: created Panama the Vietnam and Dear Editor: ish Columbia this summer and visited Tofino forestry jobs invasion, Afghan

for students and and adventures." This As I was the Oct. 7 in and Pacific Rim National Park. There is just University graduates, wars, and other imperial leafing through and other Canadians. it is coloured I rather researchers, is not only Ottawa, came across a disconcerting one exhilarating, scenic road from Nanaimo many perception wrong, the bi- title for letter to the editor: "Pat Brethour to Tofino through the forested mountains by an unwillingness to see through a the field of is still with us." John Cooper ases and that cloud across the island. Until a few years ago this stereotypes

with (not employed in the forestry industry) For a moment, 1 1 actu- was a gravel road, but the designation military history. thought might

Universities are to be bastions be back in with the of the Pacific Rim National Park as a World supposed ally Waterloo, city

of free speech, but Mr. Black has unilater- cleverly disguised to look like the nation's Heritage Area, the road was paved to allow decided that the "War Stories" column tourists a smoother and faster ride. Editorial not ally capital. I There As travel the it does not deserve a place in the Cord. Instead Ridiculous, thought. was a you through mountains,

it should be with a book much more likely someone is obvious that this area has been logged for replaced general explanation:

Octane" review column. The idea of book was around Laurier's - a general wandering campus, many years and you wonder how those "High

review column is a perhaps to be me. huge logging trucks drive almost to the very good one, pretending

but it not exist Nah. Even more ridiculous. peaks and return to the bottom with their Dear Editor: overdue, why can alongside the current"War Stories." If Mr. Black does back, 1 read Paul Yeung's letter loads. There is desecration, no doubt about Next to good health, freedom of choice, Settling

with the column he choose the editor — and found the it. There forest fires and is most cherished not can not to out imper- are blight, too, my possession. My deep- agree that's his He should sonation wasn't that far off base. which much natural fears and frustrations aroused as I to read, theory cause just as damage to est are prerogative. not, however, assume that there are not Mr. Yeung, in his Oct. 7 letter, attacks the forests. witness others seemingly beg eager govern-

others in the who are uninter- a news article 1 wrote on the 1993-94 Stu- Most Canadians do not realize that the ment despots to relieve us all of this right. university dents' Union In he takes number ested. Wilfrid Laurier has made budget. doing so, roads end at Tofino. The only way to There appears to be a growing University itself in field of considerable with both the article in this who can't a substantial name for the liberty Clayoquot Sound is by boat. And, there are of individuals, country, of Pro- and its writer there. function without lead military history through the efforts (me). no signs directing you properly being about, issue of attacks It ironic that like blind those mendacious few fessor Terry Dr. Barry and aside the libel, seems or hypocritical any- sheep, by Copp, Gough Setting

others. 247, The of the on Cord are his prerogative. one who is concerned about the destruction we vote into power. History History coverage

Second World War, attracts a number word in mouth is most defi- of old growth forests would take a gasoline A recent editorial written by the The large Putting my

of students as do a number of not his powered boat emiting dirty exhaust, and Cord's Sheldon Page, entitled "High Oc- every year, nitely prerogative.

other at the under- I did or "hack" or "criti- leaking gasoline and oil into the Pacific tane" and another article from the The military history courses not "complain" and level. As cize" "advocate" in the fossil Brantford hel- graduate well, a new or even anything Ocean, as well as burning up more Expositor regarding bicycle graduate entitled "Canadian fuels! Yet, the self-righteous anti-logging met legislation, reek of this appalling ideol- journal Military History" budget story.

out of the uni- What 1 did do was outline a few basic that! read While I'm sure that Mr. inten- recently began publication foes do just They, also, newspa- ogy. Page's

To date it received excellent re- vitriolic tions I have serious reserva- versity. facts, namely: pers, magazines, and publications were sincere, for views and drawn subscribers from across - the Union is a $80,500 made from trees. tions regarding statements he made. budgeting indicate We did Those who Canada. This would seem to that surplus not see any protesters nor any consumers prefer stronger

there is interest in military history at the - a good portion of that surplus is com- signs of protest in the villages of Tofino and beers with good taste should have the choice Those whobreak university. ing from cuts to volunteer's honoraria Uclelet. Why? Because the residents are to purchase such products. of the The of does not - no cuts were made to the salaries and tour- the law are not doing so study military history dependent upon forestry, fishing by driving impaired If the more knows volunteers' the Student Union ex- was war. one bosses, ism. The only sign of anti-logging the simply because the brewers are making glorify anything, about the horrors of the the ecutive. in brew. And I would like to for war, small group of young people camped stronger see greater like Mr. revulsion. As Mr. Black it is a - Union executive a trip to - and evidence which states, tragic perks their rundown vans gasoline users myself any supports in of fact that war features so West Virginia were not cut. polluters- along the highway several miles Page's assertion that the consumption prominently leads alco- human history. However, that being said, How much I made as editor, how much east of the park. They were paid by "envi- these"powerbeers" invariably to the be because Student Publications didn't whether ronmental" to do this. hol related WhileSheldon topic cannot ignored simply make, groups problems. Page's all doesn't further he it is distasteful or not correct." Preston and 1 have anything at The other thing you notice in thePark is piece demand dictates, "politically Manning China that his In order to understand ourselves, our soci- in or what the of tea in the litter and overuse by the hundreds of should be aware underlying mes- common, price around it is vital of irrelevant visit invite unwanted and theworld us, thatwe i5.... all these things are equally tourists from around the world who the sages government legisla- ety

understand what has before - in- to that set of facts. "wilderness" withoutrealizing that the more tion. If high alcohol contentbeer causes Mr. gone on

that which is distasteful. I have own about the pri- people who visit means that it is no longer Page troubles than he should refrain from cluding my opinions orities of Sean Taylor's administration, but wilderness in the pristine sense that we purchasing such products. the of The Brantford article fea- Mike Bechthold these weren't in the news article on imagine. Here are thousands people who Expositor's Canadian His- Union - Managing Editor, Military and that can be tured two unfortunate who budget. say "preserve protect" yet gentlemen tragi- sustained brain tory But if the careful reader is presented done only if all of us stay away. Sure, we cally irreparable damage Laurier Centre and and reaches their own opin- could limit the number of people who visit due to cycling accidents. Neither cyclist for Military Strategic with the facts, Disarmament Studies who is criticize? etc. a helmet. The full article ion, to annually by requiring that you by a pass, was wearing page Mr. has of National contained statements from both Yeung obviously no problem Then, what is the purpose a gentlemen Dean's with the actions of the Union executive. Park? that attributed the cause of their injuries to trip That's fine. It is terrible that old growth forests are the lack of helmet legislation. I'm an avid for Others, inside and outside of the Union, the that the the New an have been wearing a helmet logged. But, policies cyclist was a waste of And that will be fine, too. Democratic government created exceed several years. Lack legislation has noth- may. That, dear Mr. is called those of the former Social Credit govern- ing to do with their predicament. Their's is Dear Editor: my Yeung,

the of If look students' ment. It makes sense for government to caused by lack perspicacity. you It has always bothered me but now its respecting intelligence.

This will notice that sixth Somehow, I doubt that name-calling, invest in MacMillan Bloedel. earns around, you many cyclists absurdity is inescapable; for the time, and rhetoric contributes a and controls the are helmets without cult of "Deano" has taken time off to misrepresentation profits for the government wearing unnecessary, the go out hell of students who to sort in and unenforceable law. Unam- West to...what? What sense does a lot to try practices of the company conjunction virtually to Virginia their what their student government (and with the legislation. biguous education and awareness programs it make to go to the same obscure little effective of Social Credit rule would have been far more and six times on "educational" trips? 29 During forty years university Continued on page COMMENT THE CORD Thursday, October 21, 1993 29

from 28 Continued page She did brief amount of time meet- leaders is like. I'm that I did the wonderful country of ours. spend a glad get the for what that the and I was one of to and see myself student paper, for that matter) are doing this Now before 1 continue, I must say ing crowd, iucky opportunity go that abie shake her hand as does on these events, and I did am a PC I am ones (?) who was to at get year. 1 not supporter. very politi- go

went an to listen to Kim speak. And On a closing note, Mr. Yeung's letter cally neutral, and I went to this function in she by. opportunity of the to mind the to determine who I will end But I have to that the highlight besides, I saw an Argos game (even though brought following (badly para- order better up say free a lot of their butts kicked 51-7), got a phrased) saying: voting for on Monday. But much to the evening for me, and I know people they got facts I Jean Charest T-shirt and tons of PC and Kim pins, and got Ifyou have the on yourside, pound disappointment of some members of the that went with, was meeting

He to meet our Prime Minister and Deputy the facts. Young PCs, 1 do not yet plan on joining in (he's much shorter than I expected!!).

How can have the law on their more time with Prime Minister. people say If you your side, pound ranks. spent meeting people, get- many

and auto- that had a chance to do that? the law. This trip proved to be interesting. ting his photograph taken, signing they

"Prime Minister Kim" And if you have neither, pound the Twenty-three people from WLU and U ofW graphs on people's PC of Dawna Maciv table. loaded on a school bus and travelled to the T-shirts, membership cards, pieces or

and whatever else could Or, in this case, pound the press. Skydome. We arrived there and went into note paper, people

the Hard Rock Cafe, and I was amazed at the find. 1 think there were more cheers for Jean i 1

be Pat Brethour number of there! There were than there were for Kim. but 1 could people people Just a reminder that

there from all over Ontario - even as far as wrong.

of the until about 11 the Cord is accepting Tories Ottawa, and they had to drive back that The rest evening when we left eve- Young night. The place filled to capacity rather p.m. was spent watching submissions via E-mail.

to other PC quickly, and most people were glued to the ryone talking members, making with Our address is: hit Hard Rock windows watching the Argonauts play, gath- contacts, plans, and just catching up around the Kim would be hadn't seen in a while. ering stage where people they thecord@machl .wlu.ca at the bar for to be a learn- speaking, or waiting ages to get Monday night proved great for 1 did learn little Dear Editor: a drink that they paid too much for. ing experience me. a

at around 9 or Kim more about the PC about Kim On Octobcr 18, 1993 the Young Con- Finally p.m. so, party, Please read the Setters the in i servatives had a rally at the Hard Rock Cafe herself arrived and spoke to masses. Campbell, and about politics general, about who 1 will more details. This the PCs a There were cheers as she admit, I am still unsure for at Skydomc. gave young galore spoke, very policy for next but at least chance to meet Kim Campbell and listen to making it very difficult for thoseat theother end up voting Monday,

1 have better idea of what one of I her speak briefly about her plans for this end of the bar to hear what she had to say. now a our

Hey Wilfrid Laurier, don't leave out the NDP

I'm that no other SCOTT PIATKOWSKI - A national investment fund would This plan would create an additional puzzled pa, ty isspeak-

Core an out the waste and abuse of Commentary provide venture capita! through the Federal 500.000 jobs over five years. And ing against power in She Senate. 1 read the Federal Election Feature in Business Development Bank to small and independent economic forecasting firm,

that it would also allow I'm shocked that other seems the October 15 Cord and was surprised to medium-sized Canadian business, co-op- Infometrica, reports no party learn that I didn't exist. Neither the profile eratives and community development en- the federal government to significantly re- to care about the environment or aboriginal of local candidates nor the cheerleading terprises. duce its deficit. Call my campaign office at rights. that other has mentioned - A national infrastructure 725-4888 for of the NDP Jobs I'm no party profiles my name or my program your copy appalled party

Doak's interview Plan other addressed the of party, it was only in Steve would create more than 130,000 jobs over (or any information). legitimate concerns women

five of I'm also concerned about the violence, and access to with Dr. Redekop and ingrid Nielsen's arti- years, and improve the efficiency our very sur- regarding pay equity

that 1 mention road and communication This in- vival of health and abortion. cle on women saw any (albeit system. our care system our post- in a dismissive mention) of the New Demo- vestment would provide a long term payoff. secondary education system. Both have Canadians need New Democrats Par-

- consecutive Liberal and liament on these and other cratic Party. In a democracy, people have Real tax reform would move towards been starved by to speak out

informed decisions. based This Conservative Both under issues. Please vote so that I can the right to make Thus, a tax system on ability to pay. governments. are give me your

be of them. 1 am pleased that the Cord has allowed me to includes phasing out the GST over five threat by the Reform Party. one make submission to this week's and it with fair tax my own years, replacing a system edition. that would include eliminating unfair and

Writing articles for the Cord is not a wasteful tax loopholes, a minimum corpo- HEALTHY THOUGHTS new experience for me. I wrote regularly in rate tax, and an annual wealth tax. \f R BY DALE SWEENEY the Cord as a student at Laurier form 1984 to - A national child care program would A FROM HEALTH SERVICES 1988. of 1 won the Laurier Volunteer Award in double the number child care spaces over

1988 for contributions five This chil- my to WLU. I also years. program would give Co & served two the WLUSU Board of dren create years on a good start, 40,000 new jobs

Directors and one year on the University and make it easier for parents to get into and TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT THIS FALL

Senate. stay in the workforce. Get a flu shot!

I havealso been very active in the larger - A national training strategy would 8:30 and 11 in Health community. I work as Co-ordinator of Bea- improve training and development by re- A Clinic will be held on Wednesday, October 27 between a.m. a.m. influenza. It will be "first ver Creek Housing Co-op in Waterloo. I quiring employers to train their workers or Services for anyone interested in being immunized against serve on the Boards of the North Waterloo pay a national training levy. come, first served" so come early.

Housing Authority and the Co-operative - A national research and development

to Housing Association of Ontario and was strategy would invest in the future and cre- Anyone in the "high risk group" will be given the shot free. To find out more, talk Dr.

President of the AIDS Committee of Cam- ate partnerships with Canadian industries. Hicks on the 27th. bridge, Kitchener, Waterloo and Area from - A balanced monetary approach to keep

1991 until early this year. real interest rates lower would put an end to

I feel that Canadians have a right to Bank of Canada policies designed to engi- know and of Ontario Card. exactly what candidates political neer recessions. Any visit to a health care facility necessitates the use your Health Please

stand for - - A it with time visit Health Services other doctor's parties before they get elected. pro-Canada trade policy would end remember to bring you every you or any Canada's New Democrats have presented a the Conservative trade deals that have cost office, Emergency Department, Walk-In Clinic or Laboratory. detailed for with costs and hurt to make deci- plan the economy, us jobs our ability attached. It calls for the federal government sions as a country. We favour increasing to make jobs their number one priority. The trade in a sensible manner within the frame-

work of the GATT. - - key proposals of the Jobs Plan are as fol- REMEMBER The cold weather is here wear your socks!!! lows:

"What favourite The Vocal Cord is/was your trick to play on the kids at Halloween?" by Jayson "Rambo" Geroux

"We would and snatch "I stole the kids of and in the run up bag candy "Hiding bushes, jumping out "It depends on what the little boys then shut children from their the door on him." and the kids, and parents, scaring picking look like..." grabbing them and down Sarah Holden their after running up candy they dropped - 6th Science Ruby year the blocK."Scotf McCormick Poti Sci J st Arts it ."Julie ■ 2nd Bio year Cruise year October 1993 30 COMMENT THE CORD Thursday, 21,

PINK INK the pairs of brothers did not share similar markers. Considering the fact that there

with this were only 40 pairs to start nega- DONT HOLD BACK by either tive group could be inordinately

DaivS cases will have be DenyS high or low, more test to of this. done to find the relative position

the also must be concentra- One of the great concerns facing There some more of relatives the and lesbian movement is the cause tion on the on paternal gay put gay

There was no control cent's in homosexuality. It is extremely important to side of the family. Get your two worth heterosexual brothers used in the some to establish the cause of one's sexual- group of

for What if the same linkage is ity to effectively fight the battle equal study. happens the Cord's Comment of envi- discovered heterosexuals? Finally rights. Is homosexuality a product amongst

somecritics are most with the method ronment? Is it truly a choice of lifestyle or upset

￿ • j | inner of test as activities or is there some greater recruiting subjects. Self-identity

of is crucial here. workings to the determination sexuality a gay man Many people go of or sexual preference? through 'phases' changing sexuality their this that there During this past summer a report was throughout lives, means

issued from the US National Cancer Insti- were no test cases on bisexuals,

there who came late in tute in Maryland concluding that transgenderist, men out

link between life or those who are still in the closet. Please read the letters policy seems to be a genetic sexuality In the whether or the or sexual orientation and genetics. Well right wrong re-

conducted Hamer brings study, conducted by Dean Hamer, family search by many in order to avoid interviewed and DNA link- mind. What will be done with closely members were questions to

Certain markers on the information? We are in age studies were done. already living

found which affects in letter the X chromosome were an age were genetic predisposition printing in some fami- delays your 'could' be linked with sexual orientation the reproductive practices

selected of homosexual males. lies. It is also to correct certain of a group possible discovered How will or comment. Through the interviews, it was genetic 'flaws' in utero. a gay the and addressed? In the that there were more gay relatives on gene be treated eyes maternal side rather than the paternal side of Dr. George Rice of the University of

of families. Western Ontario, the gene can be seen as a

to These simple discoveries led the re- birthright, allowing gays and lesbians

focus the X chromosome achieve what have been want- It's important that those who experi- searchers to on finally they and be the from the for so recognition WOMENWORDS ence racism as a personal reality (inherited mother) by recruiting ing many years,

of brothers and analyzing activists however see it ones to define it. It's just as important that 40 pairs gay equality. Many further of weak from each. It was as a means eliminating a those of us born with white skin privilege DNA samples only by members of the Women'sCentre shared simi- fascist like recognize it. It hurts, yeah. No one wants to found that 33 pairs of brothers fraction ofour society through a

it lar markers a stretch of the chromosome This will be be the bad guy. But seems incredibly on genetic purging. certainly scientific BETH a that there is a for those in the com- by HAYDL selfish to whine about a little wounded suggesting high probability something

I in discussion when are or which create a to hash out before releasing too once participated a pride your neighbours being gene genes may predispo- munity sition towards homosexual. much information about their studies. It is group dealing with the issue of racism. In murdered because of the colour of their becoming

facilitate the before one all in arms all well and to release information order to communication, group skin. Now, gets up good weak- with divided into - of and be drawn about the there several with intent as so two people colour, While many parallels can results, are good but, many information white people. between racism and sexism, membership nesses with the data.Thebiggie, a genewas incidences in human history,

In this it each does not automati- not markers. 18% of can be twisted for way, was thought, group in one oppressed group found, only genetic unjust purposes.

could openly discuss their very different cally favour understanding of the other.

experiences. Us white people could talk Look at Spike Lee. racist attitudes about the ways in which our Sexism is not any more or less damag- manifest themselves, and how we could ing to the human spirit than racism. Male Waste The and of colour in stem from change. men women supremacy and white supremacy City

the could be free to share their cultural values of dominationand group expe- the same

riences with racism without fearof feminists and AMIT KAPUR of amount to much when hostility inequality. Many are racist, lights may not

intimidation. anti-racism activists sexist. Cord to multi-million dollar halls or many are Commentary compared city

After discussion the Violenceis Do off when or multi-billion dollar however it is separate periods, perpetuated daily upon peo- you turn the-lights you deficits, that takes little effort and two groups got together, all hoping we ple who don't fit some neo-Nazi moron's leave the room? Sure, it's basic common a cost-saving so

with into the doesn't hurt Even if the would come up some insights idea of "the master race". Yeah, master my sense not to waste electricity when you're anyone. turning

problem. bumhole, Wolfgang. But just like men can not there. lights off saves a few hundred dollars a

most of the was violence of house? all of that could be on However, meeting ignore the I live with because How about your Well, us month, money spent job-

who monopolized by white people felt that sexism, I can ignore racism. keep one or two on to make it look like training or a food bank that would allow one

deserved to be in the other Mr. It's to set other aside turn in to eat. they group. easy people as a someone is home, but generally we more person society work, or had Latina civil will Blond-Hair-Blue-Eyes a great- "special interest group" when we don't most of them off. Some of us even go to the I'm sure that some servant

if to grandmother, and people only knew, experience the same pain as they do. It trouble of getting one of those cool elec- come up with an excuse keep lights on

he'd be from Bos- can't be boy, oppressed. Buddy would be easy to feel that racism is not as tronic timers so as not to waste electricity during all hoursof the night. Well, it

ton was Irish, and spent an hour telling us vile as sexism because it doesn't hurt me as while still deterring burglars. for security (buy a security system, it's

how much racism he'd be- from it can't to the experienced much. Reasons for doing this vary, sav- cheaper!) and be publicize

cause of it. Please. If I don't racism both and the make a fight against a ing money to saving theenvironment. While building, because the price tag

It was another case of those with for efficient and this it all just daily priority me, nothing will change. we have had to become less bickering over building have given

privilege and power demanding to be in- People of colour will receive all the vio- wasteful in these tough times, it is increas- the publicity it needs.

cluded White con- lence, the all hatred. it is that the everywhere. people, all backlash, the And ingly clear that our government doesn't feel What comes down to gov-

sumed with outlined their I sit back white the same ernment doesn't consider tax dollars guilt, frantically can on my skinny butt, way. impor-

histories in an effort to that don't genetic prove knowing that at least I'm safe, and my For example, 1 was walking with some tant enough to preserve so that they

weren't white looked. is will burn in next time! they really as as they family safe, and no one my friends down by Duke St. several nights have to take more the

And if not can't be a house down. Hall. As I Theenvironmental isalso you're white, you ago, behind the new City stood impact some- white supremacist, right? And at least I'm not racist. there admiring it's beauty (it better be beau- thing to consider. Though people might

tiful, we paid enough for it!), 1 also noticed think the power-savings negligible if the

ALLTHE WERE ON!!! Hall it's off a one thing. LIGHTS City turns lights at night,

As 1 checked watch 1 is there. watt less of electric- my (it was a.m.), savings Every

I wonderedwhy all the lights in the building ity used means less construction on power

for would be that do have the Cord Feedback (except one corner office) kept projects negative impacts on all! The filled editing at paper is with on when nobody was there. environment .

A selection of thelast week's comments grammar mistakes, poor sentence struc- Though it seems like such a minor point, It is situations like this where tax-pay- and from the Cord Feedback booth in the ture repetitive paragraphs! Try actu- it illustrates the deeper issue of how govern- ers get conflicting messages. First the gov- Concourse the articles write! every Thursday. ally reading you isn't to ments treat tax-payers. Since it their ernment pays to inform the public con- Kathy Cawsey environment. money that they are dealing with, many serve energy and save the from issue 8 to public officials seem to think that there is an Then, they turn around and pay keep Lowe, Lowe, Lowe...Sour grapes? Crawl unlimited supply of it and that it can be spent lights on all night at their whim. No write about NDP, we do not see this back underthe rock from which up you came. of any way without accountability. I discovered that owners buildings as inclusive! Brian Gear The their the to concern regarding government apa- often keep lights on during night Karen and Dave Morgan Vandenberg it thy towards tax-payers is shown by the fact "advertise" their building, to make more If you are writing a Feedback comment, that the federal government has over 25 prominent in the night sky. What I expect, Good Cordie's. write job Impressive coverage please your name so that we can separate sets of financial books (a great however, is that this wasting of energy by on political issues/parties. read it. the will that many more than the one we are allowed. City of Kitchener give govern- Reier Sheldon Amy Page don't need. Therefore, it is impossible to give the public ment the advertising that they

what proper information as to is really hap- For, ifthepublicoutcry can make politicians of this called Why arc the organizers paper the the pening in Ottawa, or center of any gov- sleepless at night, perhaps they will turn do "Editors"? They don't seem to much ernment. lights off to ensure themselves agood night's The few dollars saved from turning rest. CLASSIFIEDS THE CORD Thursday, October 21,1993 31

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