NOV1:7,1!', Lost in space PAGE 14 Incorporating fillet/ magazine November 24, 1995 51 IiBLO LEL NOM ificAMIAM MR/1-ftel'i'7rrm-_A;:r `THEY TREATED ME APPALLINGLY' QUIZ KING'S BEER CHEER Uni doctors turn down meningitis victim's plea B' Amt.: kilos & ANNA MADDisoN

a nurse - but again nor retemni to a doctor. A VICTIM of Viral Meningitis Lydia, studying Geography and Management told this week how her request Studies, said: "Although my temperature had gone down. I was still obviously very ill and had for treatment was ignored by developed a tog red rash down the side of my ntxk. "I was teen in a room with no privacy where university health officials. oilier people were having injections arid Lydia Rudman. a second year at iold that I had flu, ici go home- drink Ian drinks, anu Leeds University, was denied a home read 'Mills and floon'." Still feeling unwell. Lydia decided to go horric visit by the university Medical Practice where she immediately saw her local dockm. Oitf, because she was too ill to come to the after hospital tests was it discovered how serious hit herself. condition had been. phone and make the request "Atter finding this nut I W.L. very upset that I I...ydia's ordeal started after she began to vvitsn't seen hr a 4.1.cmor witcat I was so ill." '.rod suffer from overhearing. sickness and serious Lydia. 'Viral Meningitis has the slime symptoms as flu-like symptoms. She became feverish and Bacterial Meningitis, which can be fatal. I could delirious and was confined to her bed. have died by the following weekend. Worried Filmset:lams phoned the Medical I'maiee "I'm vety annoyed and upset they let me down. CRATE SUCCESS: Lucky listener Sam Toker celebrates a big win thanks iv', despite. explaining Lydia's condition, they were %mild never, ever consider staying on there. They to Leeds Student Radio and sponsors Stones Bitter. Sam. an told a doctor could not attend without their friend treated me appallingly." unemployed resident of Leeds, scooped a prize total of 365 beers after requitsune the visit personally, A spokeswoman for the Practice, formerly the winning a recent general knowledge quiz on isr, With her condition showing no 'ions or University Health Service, refused to s:omincitt on impnwement, Lydittes howtcrnates wok her the next the detailg Lydia's case because a patient Full story: page 2 Pic: 'lied Jones day in the university surge!). where she was seen by continent rht,.. INSIDE: News 1-9. Comment 6-7, Feature 10-11, Careers 13, Science 14, Total Football 16, Sport 17-20. Plus 16 page juice pullout magazine GF LEEDS

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STUDENT Bitter end to radio days Disability officer on the way - .N'rode.s., 1 , all 1 .1- Ky. radio listener won a the SUCie, 01 1,st latest sessi,m and DISABLED students are fighting for Ryan agreed: There is plenty of Ig tki.!II110111 ). car". supply of beer and the with the competitions an in better representation through the good will in the union to improve ‘111.f1.111, .41 I ,:tr,1% jealousy of the entire student conjunction with Stones Bitter He creation of a new union executive services. but we really need someone I 11...i1,111. I said they had been "inundated" with post, writes Calrioaa /)arias. who can concentrate on this." ■1 population - courtesy of /sr and NIC:1•11,11111.1,1 1 41,11,11\ -11 The position of Disability Rights Response from University's Head .11111 .11 .1.01 sponsors Stones Hitter, ri rirev. replies. Officer at MT was due to he set up of Disibility Services. Terry 1 11. 1!I OW 11.4.1f 11.111-t% ..lelyfimwv Dann. The hie win colncided with the L..1,11: .0 Sam Taker, an unemployed end Irf Isr's current St.'s0,101-1 • but next March. Moreton. was more tentative: "It 1-'111 11 ,.11,11 11;1 ■ Leeds resident. won the radio they promise to be buck next term However, in the light of the recent sounds like a good idea, but I don't 1,11:11Ne 1111- [1111(1i competition for being the f irst bigger and better than ever threat to the University Brailling know how they would select the correct caller In answer questions Dun Kendall. station manager. Centre, the Disability Action Gratin right person, it lakes a lot of (yetis St/idol/I Ora vpaper said audiences host been high and are campaigning to get the post esperience, knowledge and training. Lectl. I. nil craly I on Stones Bitter and general 141 now 157 knowledge. lie came forward to good responses- to the phone-ins filled immediately. "I would he willing to help the 1 El.flos recio, e his pride of 365 cans lust meant he was delighted with Isr', Jo Waldron. a member of person with their job though." 1.."1 It'll Monday. success: "This session has hoe!, the Disability Action Crimp, and one of A Special General Meeting has Sam claims In have been a big most successful so fat. its the possible candidates for the [10:14 been called for next Tuesday, at Meow listener of !.sr over the past weeks:7 generated the hest feedback and position. said a dedicated officer sins which the exec position will be soled Men Ro4,• -Its been the best broadcast so far. support from groups life promoters urgently needed: "AI present many on. with more variety and more open• and record sinips." of the university's disability sers ices Campainer Eleanor Bull urged Irmo) Editor Andy Ragout]. first year Politics arc token gestures, without Initially students to make time to attend: "It David Small minded DJ's than previously," he said student at Leeds University. agreed solving problems for many will only take 20 minutes, and we Juke Editor A spok esper son Itit Stones "hr is alright given that students." really need 200 people there to get Bitter said they were pleased w ith amateur." 1.111:'s Welfare Secretary Beeca this post through." 'iris Edluii. Jan h m Ltlin 01.11111 limas, FAH i ors Joinitcr Ntsilhoo, • (30CF Mist mineral ,N.Attul,,,t, 4111,,, s.41,1 Moutlit,•JO Features Editor Superstore to replace 110. 1 kips./ 1.tfrayleCorrexpoodoo [foyer, k sports fields

Iii 111-1 s AN UPMARKET department store is to replace student playing fields, it was revealed this week. Leeds University bosses announced that John Lewis is planning. to set 1'ik not Editors (mail: up shop as part of the urn Cr-i11.•■proposed Bodington Hall development. it is the latest singe ill a s,1 a 111.a has Sciraer Editor attracted much contro% .Ilse DuvLI Adam documents revealed Leeds City t sun. II had UNI DEAL PUTS agreed not to block planning permission in Spoor Editor loll Ibndkin exchange (or proceeds from the sale. 5.14•Itin1 spars FAlhor 'Ile university has also been accused of FURNITURE making a planning application lot replacement greentield site only after students inisell Editor BEFORE FOOTLE PROTEST: Demonstrators with their message Pic; Willem Jasperf 111.1s1111 Pcitri•■•: hud kb for the holidays this summer. And the new playing fields at Golden Acre nitsior, %Immo r Park are two miles further out from concerned both about the ins. of the playing t!, 111. Bitlington with no direct bus link. fields and that traffic and crime are going 111 However. although the development at get much worse." 'BAN THIS OUTRAGE' Bodingion Hall has two application stages The university has defended the plans Heard a good mill to complete, the project is approved by which ate part of the council". city-wide CAMPAIGNERS nuotestmg dilleient to us in the way their the University Council and the university is Unitary' Deselopment Plan The Ekxlington anainst animal experiments staged bodies work and react. story? Cal! the optimistic of success. development would bring 1.21K1 jobs to the demonstration in Leeds last "Researchers should he area and the possible introduction of a park Friday, ti rites tifillem Jo yen concentratifig on Methods that are Ruin and ride scheme, eventually encompassing a Leeds Animal Protection pm up directly relevant to the needs of Newsdesk tern tutu' for the new Supertram. a large banner outside Leeds sick people." said the BUM/ Plans I or tote lit•palltlieia store, which University's Parkinson Building spokesman. Involves the addition of John Lewis foodstore Cash and handed nut flyers to passers. However Or Peter M, 0113 %wow at a later date, have berm blasted by by in an attempt to raise atsatcness •l the university's both students and residents who say it will A spokesman tor the university said the of the university's poor track School of Medieme beheyes tit,• ruin the appeal of the pre. nhch area. cash generated by the sale was of prime reconl on animal experiments animal experiments must go on Haiel Bowie. a ird year in Bodington importance- It is essential if Leeds 2434727 A spokesman for tilt' British He said groundbreaking studi,.. Hall's Barbie" House, summed up the views Umyersuy wishes to compete with other top Unit:CI-Sines across the country. Union for the Abolition of Continue to be conducted Want to of students It's a real shame. Hod is known vivisection claimed the university, and scientists puhlis• fur being so tar away but that's the appeal - "II will !nise capital tor our own future is one of Britanfs largest centres results that are readily available advertise? being where it's nice and green. Having a big ambitious develnpment. Leeds is a premier tit animal experimentation: "Every the public: "Experiments follow .• store Is going tti ruin tl all league university demanding premier league Contact day experiments are carried out nn strict code of conduct accords • Her worries were echoed by Sanjay standards, with improved facilities and new rabbits. cow s, dons and mice the Animals IN:lentil-ft: proccd,,i_ Myanier, a .ird year Maths student al teaching techniques"' inside the lahoratorics of Leeds Act passed by Parliament in lkitin. Advertising Bodington "This is wres:ktne our He dented the unwell had been promised University." world with environment. a share of profits or that the deal was being "Britain leads the /Snit - vivisectionists argue that this - a similar act was first "We are the ones who have to live and pushed through. 0113 his use of animals in scientific in 1 87n: he said work here'. A routine public enquiry begins in introdueed experiment, is cruel and Barbara Pearce of Bodington and February nett year Alter the 18th month The demonstration imssed off unnecessary . -The results are often 2314251 Lawnswood Action Group agreed: "If study the regular planning procedure will pecekilly and an organiser said irrelevant in the search for cures anything, focal residents ale feeling es en allow a surther oprm +Minn y tier thiCI:61-11$S to they were "pleased" with the for human illnesses 1nonals are Or send a fax on more strongly about it now We arc Ix oasrJ turnout. Fax ••■■...1 0113 Saturday: Scattered showers, Outlook for the rest of the week: ON THE HORIZON sometimes heavier. Foggy on high Unsettled with show ers or longer spells 2467953 ground. Etas temp. I 2C 1541', of rain. Max tenip. 12U 154E1 with celebrity weather Sunday: I Arm periud., of rain. P ►Nsittly I of,. 374 6111.111 .711plIVII 167 141d, Mee, lobe., e-mail , brighter later. Max temp_ 121 154E1 HVXVIHIAI 111.1.6-,1 a1/11141de ro11114111 ,410 417 apaiiu@ gps.kataGeK forecaster Stevie Sunshine 141.1.

2 News , EELS STUD€NT Friday NrAntrniper 24, 1.1415 Robbed three times a month REVEAL ALL FOR HEALTHY SEX WEEK

.; SPATE of ,!nine targeted RI' Jart1C PilliN17.11 agauro tine house has hew ikkaed LOVE is in the air next week city. Evening entertatiencie resales of a 1,43;64 6 Ionic. as LMUSU launches during the week includes writes Mart/HA mill Healthy Sex Week. OTT at LMUSLI on Since moving in at the:ran (a The event rum: from Wednesday night. arid this }taw: the three Leeds November 37 to December 2, Beckett Park's "(limas" University PhD students and two and aims to promote vex nal straight and gay night on Leeds based trainee acts: ntants awareness through a whole Enda} . have suffered from three range of sexy activities And whet better way to burgluries and thax cur break-ins all kicks off on Monday end the week of rampeni - all in the space of tome months, with a University Challenge sexiness than by putting all During the first burglary the competition between LM11 your new sexual awareness thieves were disturbed by an and Leeds University and the into practise at the legendary elderly neighbour who prevented fun continues on Tuesday Saturday Bop at LMUSU. them from making off with the evening, when there iv a 'On the Bed Interviews' valuables, but the pensioner was chance to find true love and with speakers throughout the knocked unconscious in the romance with LMUSU's very week will provide scuffle. own "Student Blind Date." information on healthy sex. One resident. Nick Oldfield. A good cause underlies all trainee accountant, was shocked Prizes this promoted procreation as by the events and claimed: the proceeds from the week "They're just kids, they were kid, Sponsored by local companies. this event is long events go 10 the Vaccine that heat up the old man, and promised to be a "Iiirra Research Trust. Formed in they're probably the same ones laughs", with prizes for all WW2 and based in that came hack two MUM times to cOntestants, including Iiirtmngham I hey are gel what they'd left behind." 'shagbags', condoms and working on a project towards The residents have lost two beauty make overt. There is a vaccine to prevent HIV. ears, several stereos. videos and also the chance of winning a "We are always interested computers in the burglaries. romantic meal for two at in healthy sex at LMUSLI," which also required damaged Belushis restamant sir even Executive officers doors, windows and burglar Iwo IICkets to a European announced, alarms in be replay:ed. BARE FACTS: UAUSU President Simon Caffrey reveals all For Healthy Sex Week All Archer And since losing two tented video recorders, die house, on Lucas Street in Woodhouse, has been blacklisted by rental companies. Dave Adam, a second year PhD Chemicel Engineering student, said: "We've now got burglar bars on all the windows and doors but there is very little of any value left for anyone to swat" Drivers make Truck accident ruins night out AN EVENING out ended in disaster when a man was hit by a truck. writes Mike 'Pflanz. Nick Dodd had just started an 'Utley Run' pub cowl Inst. blinding error Tuesday night when the accident happenetl. Nick was crossing the road BLIND STUDENT IS outside the New lnn puts in Headinglcy when he was hit by an articulated truck. REFUSED LIFTS BY His friends immediately culled for an ambulance, which rushed Nick to LOI. Ile was LOCAL TAXI FIRMS treated for cuts to his arms and legs. and for botistal sibs. He A POPULAR cab firm has come under attack after was released from hospital refusing to take a blind student home after a night several days later. out, and this is the third time such an incident has -I was really scared." said happened in two weeks. Nick..- who still feels dazed from In the latest incident. blind JE”. I_RNSImi the incident Paul Davis, a third year Leisure Studies student at 1..MU. caught waiting vehicle by his friend a cab home to his room at Katy Rose Sorkin after deciding Party outside as Priestley Hall at LMU's Beckett to leave LMUSU's OTT event Park campus_ Although Paul curly. asked the taxi driver to drop him To ensure Paul's safety. Katy ern bets ring directly outside the door. he was gave clear directions to Priestley tett in a different place, and was Hall hut the driver refused to set A FALSE fire alturn aril eh:trued almost twice his usual off w hen he realised that Paid hundreds of dubbers standing in fare. would need dropping right the cold for half an hour, writes. outside the main doors of his Alike Man: Complained accomodation. alarm sounded at Planet The Second year Language and Earth nightclub last Monday. Paul found his way home Business student Katy. then led and the huilding had to be after asking directions. but Paul to the next taxi waiting, evacuated. However, no fire complained that. "He left me in only to be told that he too was engines arrived, and it was later the in the muddle of nowhere. I unprepared in accept re Yealim1 that it was a haw could have been there all night." Paul has had similar responsibility for Paul on his lifts by taxi firms on three occasions Pic Nick Lee alarm. own. BLIND FURY: Paul Davis has been refused Although the partygoers were problems with Leeds taxi firms After arguing with the unconcerned about Paul. area and yet were beha% Mg in personal pi emdice in tritertere annoyed at the interruption, a in the past. On another occasion second driver she was then disability. this way. with their johs:" Ile urged party atmosphere developed last Wednesday night. he subjected In verbal abuse Andrew Sah, VP at Beckett "It's bloody outrageous. students to boycott the black while they waited outside. One aitempied to gm a lift home to "When he told me to "f"k of Park. expressed his concern that either the drivers can't he and %N lute taxi companies. man even climbed on top of the Beckett Park in one nt the I couldn't believe it.- she said. the black and white cars woe bothered or are too innefficient Paul said he is "really pissed waffle lights on City Square, distinctive black and white Furious Katy later called a often believed to be the safest to treat all customers the same. Mr with the problenis that he Alter half an hour, the club Paul was guided into the different cab firm who were and most reliable in the Leeds It seems that they are allowing has had with local taxi firms. re-opened 3 News YEAR'S REPRIEVE FOR THREATENED FAMILY fsv ekt i MAKI is The Lud!, will now hr allowed to stay in TWO Algerian students given their marching. timers by Britain until Manioud finishes his MSc course in Home Office bureaucrats are now being allowed to computing at Leeds University, after au article to remain in the country to complete their courses. Leeds Student publicised the family's plight tern weeks ago. Mamoud and Dr Cherifa I...Umlaut have successfully The couple, who also work us pan-time French appealed against a government ruling which gave them just reaching assistants at the university, said their seven days to pack their hags and return to their strife-tort prayers were answered last Friday when they met homeland. immigration officials at Leeds and Bradford Airport to discuss their plight. Accompanied by a solicitor, they explained how they were the victims of a bureaucratic blunder and that they had never intended to slay in Britain illegally. despite the allegations of the immigration officials. The couple and their two young daughters have been Leeds residents for eight years. and were concerned that a return to their native country could pal their Ines at risk

FLASHBACK: You have seven Extended Leeds get out Mamoud Liamani said he was very relieved the et Student tamily 's visas had been extended to November breaks the days to story of the - The authorities weir really very helpful and et troubled understanding. The family and I want to thank family c‘cr)une who has supported Us over the past few stacks in particulai all those vsho signed the petition. the Freneli Department and those who %%Lute letters to NPs and the GoverIMIVnt on our hehalf " ARE YOU READY A spokesperson tin Leeds University's l'rench Department send. -Everyone, students and the stall dike, is delighted that the Liamanis are being FOR A NIGHT allowed to stay. The news has come as a great relief to us Al The Horne Office declined 10 comment on the chnnee of heart LIKE THIS? SUCCESS: The Liamanis win their light to stay in Britain Plc: Maft Tharnington CENTRE FOUR estelamuute adocle eotestleharesewa' expiesZearee, 'OVER 18's efAtrri Opportunity Vox AituAle 7.-4a "we weiwnsdat, 1.zeg441

plus the best m sic with special theme nits, orHt Toil Fr oo Fat Bob's lot prize give-aways and the bed party amain, HAPPY HOURS 5:30 try 8:30 A LEEDS band are heading for stardom CURE COPY after being nominated for a prestigous BARE ESSENTIAL ttatiunal magazine CATS HOPE, WEDNESDAY competition. The annual kW\ FOR TOP PINT or magunne nomination, for best tribute act this year A GAME OF include Cure impersonators MAO AWARD EGAZONE 'Fat Rob and the the awards in Jantian. Cureheads.. Front-man Clary ( WIN CARLSBERG ICE -lake, a 1. ceds UniNetsit) Animal EVERY WEDNESDAY, Famous science student, Nays the group are aiming to establish The student hand are theni(elve, comine up against famous such a mous tribute bands by Aireside Centre. Whitehall Road, names such as The Austrailian sunning the maga/ine's Doors, Doppelgatigeth. and readets' Leeds I ile s_coltish sev Pistols for I ocatod pi-t 5 111111111(.., 'row Embarrassing NOMINATED: Fat Bob and the Cureheads set for Vox awards Leeds City Centn, 014 tosite Mt I l'at Bob Itim4e11 Mos e ■er ALtordtuF ire, (Go. ). it .01 remember us Icum aril Iasi rinds the ,shine arlatr quite started joke." Atter tour." tr:t.-; ft it lit, _1 I Nil it:— ernhariasSing. sell out show,. in I eeds the) Band members Gal), Rt.h- r,1 r.1 110 1. "Everyone thinks tribute 11.1)e Nast recorded iin NIartln arid Sid san Ouse he hands are really sdd Vtit:.Te not appearance on the Punt and sCell at Itwit hellatt ig at the __tong to dress or on the MOH Dennis shim, selledilled for Feast and Firkin on 1)ecenilm TEL:0113-242-0945 until us• eet on sta::e '1-1," ;urine in March "1 carat 9 Pioceeds err in aid 01 St THE REAL THING: The Cure to di) OUT piece believe hoa Iii:1111, people lames Ho' pitttl,

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ANGRY: African and Caribbean society president Desmond Menewe (centre) with disgruntled society members Pic: Torn Miles David Scott. 2nd year computer science student. Leeds university.

'-I think my housernale Tracey should be the new fames Bond because i fancy the living daylights out of her! Failing that. Samantha Janus v,ould do. nionIt tr vS1 M11 FS chiefs in (kV' r^: (140W:14 vtil,F.N V Spike, 2nd year Hospitality and Management ETHNIC minority leaders were student, Leeds Metropolitan University outraged last week as union chiefs failed to invite them to a national conference on combating racism - even though the conference was held "Linford Christie because race row he's a ,oan with a golden in the union's own assembly hall. Cultural Secretary. admitted this was "a hit of a shit excuse really" gun." Angry represeniativcs 1.11Li's Ravi Methane President of the Asian In a vututile Union Council meeting, Masi.. African and Caribbean society have Society, said: -ThONe MOM affected by racism Cruet. LUU Societies Secretary. Iran/. Is Esc : accused the union Exec of not telling any were not involved in running the conference." admitted "I messed up. It was an entire interested societies about the conference, Yet in a letter to Students' Unions, Clive cock-up," One Union Council menthe! Lewis, NUS Convener of the conference. described ihe state of aflairs as "Exec civil war.- heing a prestigious annual event David Hatcher, 1st year Economics student, despite it stressed that "the groups eligible ei attend are Leeds University that fell within LUU's own Anti-Racism varied but African/Carilihean and Asian Tushar Singh. it union council member, has Week. Societies arc ideally suited." These societies been busy organising speakers for the whole of Other student unions from around the now plan to push far a separate Exec officer to Anti-Racism week since the summer. He has country sent delegates to the Black Students' represent ethnic minorities. slammed Exec for being 'ion apathetic. I don't Contereece.orywnsed by the NUS-. Ever members have admitted mistakes were like the wig that they are drifting. Mavis Cruet 11•I' Exec hase been slammed for made: "It was a huge sprawling crick• We slid not ctFmmunicate and Martin Young was so -Will Carling because mishandling the ctoireience. not consulting had to grovel horrifically." unhelpful it was unbelievable." He described f)rana'. are hire ver." relevant groups on how to spend the budget. and They claim the suspected presence on the s curly worries as "rubbish: Richard tor not inviting any societies to attend. "We campus of neo-fascist group Curnbat-Iti Matadi ftlr!2ot to print the leaflets." blame the whole of Escs: - it. would only take dissuaded them from publicising the conference Singh IS CI nisicicting quitting his position on one to inform us." said Yvonne Blankson, the within the university However LIJU Union Council after the fiasco, which he James Holding, 2nd year Marine Biology African and Caribbean Society's Social and Administration Secretary Richard rvIalaeh described "disgustine." student, Leeds PIZZA LUCK Election success Crime "Dennis Pennis because he wears good suits and won't update take Dr No for an answer." HEROIC housemates ate being hailed after SEVEN new representatives Newly elected speaker, coming to the rescue of a friend when she were elected to the Leeds Sarah Heenan. said that she 24.11.95 began choking on a piece of pizza, writes University Union Council would make meetings ON November 21 a Abbie Jones. this week, writes Andy Kea. "nanny and fun" with next student house in Well Gemma Rudd got a large jagged piece of Damian Tash and Oliver year's union meetings being Close Rise, Little Tara Norton 3rd year Social Science student. onion lodged in her throat on Wednesday Brooks were elected as "all about entertainment." London was broken into Leeds Metropolitan University night after inking one bite of the takeaway Economics and Social Richard Malach. and a CD player, she had ordered. She then began choking and Sciences representatives, Administration Secretary. portable cassette player, struggling for breath. Sarah Heenan as General added:, "Council is not assorted compact discs Gemma, a second year studying Meeting Speaker. David about politics but about and a dufflebag stolen. Communications Studies at Leeds Codrington as Disciplinary running a company and Thieves gained access University, said: "I thought I'd swallowed a Tribunal chair, Fiona Ross providing an invaluable by removing the bottom "Ken Morley should be chicken hone, it was that painful, i wasn't as Faculty of Medicine insight into how it works" panel of a door and new James Bond the that worried at fast, but I started panicking representative and Jon crawling through. because he wears nice when I couldn't dislodge it and then couldn't Goodfellow as Engineering glasses!" breathe property. representative. Joa n ON the same day student "What was really scary though was when McDonough was elected to accommodation in began coughing up blood." the executive as Equal Hessle View, Hyde Park It was then that quick-thinking housemate Opportunities Officer. was also burgled when Morgan Williams,' st year Geography student, Rebecca Agami sprang to the rescue by Liar's Administration thieves entered through Leeds University performing the Heimlich manoeuvre. Secretary, Richard Malach. an insecure door A radio Tanya Heatherington, a second year said that he was pleased cassette player, wallonan Leeds University English student who was with the election because and mobile phone were with Gemma. said: "1 was really worried there were no complaints taken. Compiled by Louisa Gregson when (lemma started choking. We were all and there were 341 soles, trying to help her but 13ecki was brilliant." about 12 to 15 times as many By Maui icuiEc as are usually cast. The victors line-up Pic: T Miles CRVAT COrtO -RN-M*1a 5 6 I -VMS STI-11Fla Friday Ncrveinher 24. 14us Comment & Anal sus STUDENT 111 OPINION LIVE OR LET Putting The case for the The "squidgy" princess bared her soul to millions The case for the prosecution, by across the globe on Panorama this week. defence, by BEN EAST But were you impressed? HAGAI SEGAL our old Princess Two Leeds Student writers give their opinion o "the fairy tale has come your life Diana. A tortured. to an end" as Princess Di plonely soul desperately Sherself put it. And you searching for love and know something, I cant help happiness, battling against feeling a little sorry for her. Charles' evil scheming The women we thought would in their court ("the enemy" as she be our next queen has opened described it). Or is that her heart to the world in an what we're supposed to interview that can only be think? Was Monday night's described as honest and very public confession just dignified, yet potentially hands one more example of dynamite. Diana's manipulation of our Ever since the announcement of the BACTERIAL meningitis is hearts and minds? interview, debate has been intense as to Certainly. Princess Diana faced its wisdom, and whether it would turn a killer. The victim displays the nation for one reason only. She into an ugly piece of trackstabbing. 'flu-like' symptoms and, if was unashamielly taking on her What instead came out was a husband, retaliating over a year on surprisingly intelligent person speaking not treated quickly, they from his own admissions on BBC' with candour and gamine sadness. can be dead within 24 and the subsequent public sympathy The media will no doubt be he earned. Diana. meanwhile, has predicting doomsday scenarios for the hours. patently lost her 'perfect" Princess montechy. and Prince When Lydia Rudman fell image. and has started to he cast by Charles in particular. But for those not many as a lonely mamage breaker. cursed with tabloid mind.e what was seriously ill with 'flu-like' None of the rumours about close seen on TV was simply a woman who symptoms, the first place her liaisons with lames Hewitt, Oliver has been put through abuse she cannot Hoare or Wilt Carling have done her andle. She clearly cares deeply about housemates turned to was the image any good, while Charles her children. and has frailties like university-run Leeds Student gently breaks Camilla Parker- anyone else. Far from being an out of Medical Practice. In doing this Bowles into the limelight without touch mob, she sees herself as a untie extensive media vilification. No "fat chubby 20 year-old" who was they expected the highest wonder l)iana is hitter, no wonder made to become "a good product that standards of care and attention. she wants to win the support of the sits on the shelf". She admitted public at the expense of the heir to "rampant bulimia", feeling "fed up of They were let down. The the throne, rather than separate from about how unhappy she is in front famous member of the royal being seen as a basket case" and even Medical Practice declined to send him. of 20 million people. family. She quite obviously fetes adultery. And she showed that she has a a doctor to the victim's bedside This PR war between the Wales' Sadly for Diana, her first the superstar attention she social conscience too, something that reached new depths on prime-time television interview made her even receives, but nevertheless owes has until now been completely absent because Lydia Rudman was BBC! last Monday. But it is less likely to succeed in her war of our Royal Family a great deal. from the British establishment. unable to come to the phone to extremely questionable whether words with the Prince of Wales. Who would she be without if' Yet The controversy in the interview request it personally. Panorama was the right medium for Her performance was forced and she seemed perfectly willing to was undoubtedly the allegation that her Diana to exorcise her troubled past "husband's side" have sought to The idea Lydia was too ill to reach the predictable. She appeared to be drag the whole of the House of fifteen years. The Princess extolled trying to relate to the "normal" Windsor, including her young damage her. and the doubts cast on his phone easily does not appear to have the virtues of "her boys" and the single mother. But she is not a sons, through the mire once more. ability to he king. but I hope the media been considered by the Medical Practice. vital importance of being a good normal single mother struggling to Her dangerous obsession with will see that her real problems are of And the refusal of a home visit was not mother, but her actions have put survive on the Old Kent Road. She power, fame and public sympathy their making. only insensitive but highly dangerous. William and Harry under an intense is a Princess, dressed in Versace, simply must recede if the English The last thing I am is a monarchist and intrusive media spotlight. As living in Kensington Palace monarchy is to retain any but maybe that is why I liked what I Consequences Quentin Bell. chairman of the Public Diana's frequent references to her credibility. As the usually reticent heard on Monday night. Princess Di Luckily for all concerned Lydia Rudman". Relations Consultants Association good deedsf"Someone's got to go Gary Lineker pointedly remarked clearly feels hurt and betrayed, but has disease was Viral, not Bacterial. meningitis put it "People want to talk, it's out there and love people.") were to Will Carling. "that woman is retained enough humanity and dignity and she has since successfully recovered. Yet therapy. It's just that most of us talk no surprise either. Cynical as it trouble". For such a credible to speak in public without spitting acid. the difference between the two sets of to our friends but she talks to the may seem. her "work" has become sportsman and personality to make Sadly such values are rarely symptoms is minimal. If Lydia had contracted world's media." Diana cannot. just another pawn in her endless such a comment is a savage appreciated by our media and as I write a different strain of meningitis the therefore, berate the press for game of popularity fought with indictment indeed on a Princess Di's name will no doubt be back in the consequences arc unthinkable. persecuting her private life and then Charles. we all need to take with a pinch of mud. happily being dragged along by What was needed was swift diagnosis by a when it benefits her. court publicity Lady Diana is perhaps the most salt. the armors of the prying press. doctor. Yet when Lydia finally made it to the Medical Practice she was seen by a nurse is ho advised her to "go home, drink hot drinks and tonic's view read Mills and Boon novels"_ Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper is 25 years old. This problem is not necessarily one or personal competence. Telephone operators o celebrate, we present the news that made the work within guidelines set by others and no t headlines on Friday, November 27, 1970 doubt the nurse was doing their best under Ilibtt44,4 difficult circumstances. The problem is to do sA by l'iloys Staff with the institution of the Medical Practice. Last year Leeds Student revealed how a student had been reduced to tears by a senior doctor when she asked for the morning Ate Arts students in court after `happening' pill. Since then the doctor concerned has leer "THEY all seemed drunk or visiting lecturer at Leeds men attired only in dinner and the Leeds University Health Service has insane - the way they were Polytechnic. Anthony jackets and underpants. experienced a name change. staring and waving their arms Earnshaw, lecturer at L'eds playing musical instnintente. Yet only three weeks ago a student was about." Poly. and four FincArts Their defending solicitor. prescribed a pill which was months out of This was a housewife's students were carrying out an Mr Barrington Black date description of a Poly Fine Arts experitnem in "community explained that "they were If the Medical Practice wants to regain the Department "happening" an" involving themselves in a confidence of students it needs to clean up its 'HAT'S THE ro IN-r?! outside the Mock of flats in According to one witness, situation rather than just act. It says it is conducting an internal inquire which she lives. 'The one of the men involved tied painting a picture of a ear" into this case. happening, however, landed the others together with a The defendants did however This paper hopes this investigation will Sports fields to be replaced by a the six people involved in length of rope. The whole plead guilty to a charge of not only result in an apology to Lydia Leeds Magistrate's Court last group were then lied to a serious disorderly conduct. Rudman but a complete revamp of existing department store. Full story: page 2 Monday. parked car. because a firework had been practices. Roland Miller. artist and Other Witnesses spoke of let off in an inhabited area. 6 Comment & Analysis I IT DS sit I ■V NT Fruiery November ?.1 r.r. Tim Gallagher mid all the hoo-haa of subscription to Friends a the Earth, eats his Greens on Friday z Princess !liana's Porritt was the main non This week. however, he has been scandalous revelations A owed as part (if the co nspiniey against Oxbridge oonothitional hares 'Ms fad like all the others Which is why it now seems a hit rich tar this week, one face crept by the Princess ofWales. He is a mettiher Despite all the raztnegaz2, the Royal However, every soon= when my him to he adviser U. Prince Charles. or the group of Charlie's Irma cirek largely unnoticed. That of developments have not actually been copy of birth SaVer% magaziee popped Can't he see the Royal family setae which Di dubs her"enemim''. ()nee the filmier Friends of the Earth that remarkable. It's now Friday. the through the door, there wits Ponites no purpose and ON the taxpayer a king's nation's numtrr one lentil lover, Porritt direct4H House of Windsor remains intact_ That oddly-balding mug at the top of ho ransom net) year') Money that could he - Jonathon Porritt. is still involved in the preservation of I reillember this num from the gtxxl interview had a ring of familiarity =out worthy editorials about how had the spent on environmental projects. perhaps whales. Not just the kind that swim in ill' sixth tom days id wearing Save the it. Take a how Andrew Morton. Western world was fur exploiting to make Brazilian mahogany anificially the sea. Whale T-shirts, His balding-Wm-the Yet you haven't been able to move Brazilian fanners and Colombian coffee expensive and therefore CCIITIITICIt tally You could he forgiven for missing trout head would prop up any lane for saddoes claiming that they are growers. He was the pied piper, and I. not vi tile. an I remember Porritt once Perrin this week, though. He's left the ► someone mentioned the word "green genuinely moved by Di's unladylike like thousands of others, were the pegs arguing. -. limelight to he hogged by Armed Forces Rack when I was nitive enough to pay a behaviour or Charles' =chivalrous How exactly does his once-ehenshed Minister Nicholas Seames and various shenanigans, It's given The Time The "we shall inherit the earth" philosophy at Phu e enough material to go cm for Porritt was the with the flotec of Windsor's ownership yens of halt- the land in the country? Lind I too feel It down. But not by the Pied Piper and which they run as private estates. Royals By Jonathon Purritt. He has 'the ()tarn being forced to travel on a mak the transition from man of the we were the charter flight to New Zealand was a bit people to Charlie Boy's aide mod of a turn up for the hooks But then confidant. From green fingers to brown prats who having ate's own plane for MC nose. journeys is hardly the hest use of the the Not five years ago. he was a raja followed him workEsntsoun:es, is it Jonathan'? HACK who was part of a movement advocatine Aid where wits Buckingham Palao_. A eekh. sketch of student politics a radical new green agenda. Alongside new-found green voice when Nigeria, a ► Gterimeace and the Given Party, who followed hint t'anipaigni to forte Commonwealth country, was busy Porrin's (inner! Party helped pot Sain.shury's to intmduce recycled plastic killing off its outspoken crities who dared ensimnmental ism on the political map. bogs hastily tank all ingskle Greenpeace's to oppose the sale Iit the counter to Oil Union Governing Council, LMUSU Nov 21 Fora couple of years, everyone wore storming of the Mumma Atoll. develtaxes-7 wax jacketi, insisted un organic Nevertheless, every would-be From being a Friend of the Earth. vegetables and took Sting setitnuly. (?t environmental revolutionary has to start lunothan Porde, it seems, is now MIs IE best thing abina elections is First there were some forttudifies COUTSC, the 'green boom. was just a crap somewhere. And Pi 'min had a point. interested in his own turf_ the joke candidate He's not in it to get out of the way. Tim+ Socialist Tfor power. glory or a good CV. Workers present were not students, but to have a laugh 31 the expense of a vote had to he held on whether they the system. Lis ted's' these enlightened could be allowed to speak The only creatures take the form of purple- ptsiple in favour of this motion were hatred clowns from the planet Banana the guests themselves, so it was Split or blokes dressed as Mr B$obbv decided they shoukl he allowed to singing 'We All Use In A Yellow speak in favour of being allowed to Submarine'. speak. Deborah Hartman objected she would leave the room if they were rwr By far the most hilarious juke Your weekly opportunity to get it all off your chest. Remember, there's £10 for the best letter... exididates, however. are the Socialist allowed to speak. so the motion fell. Workers. precisely' because they take Lacking the right to speak for the rest themselves so seriously. They stand of the meeting, the guests being 1111111111111n1M11111111. outside students unions fighting Socialist. Workers - carried iin . hardship by charging for newspapers. speaking anyway. they are hound by a comradely duty to The heal was on from the start SMELLS LIKE MEAN SPIRIT use the words 'Bloody Tories at least "Would you use violence in the JOINT LETTERS OF THE WEEK Once vim live minutes, and they are snuggle''" fired Dominic Margelson. I would like to ewe., rigs discuss dficr seeing the hell-bent on adopting the minority VP Education & Campaigns, keen I, Children in Need television advert for the With reference to K041111,11: You often hear locals moaning vice how ever outrageous u may go after 'cm Taxman-style right :ea ,ly -Srnellovision" cards they are selling to help raise Koltringer s letter (Letters. about students. However, seem. "Would you support the union in money for charity. Wit), is there only 25p out of the November 17111) concerning feel it is time that students Take the recent MTh ut-Tahrir Ninning Hi& ut-Tahrir?" blasted Simon total pound going to the Chanty'? Where is the other the new LMU flaeship. stood up and re-claimed their rumpus. Everyone in the world said 'Quipie' Caffrey, keen to go after 'em 75p going'? Who is to make a profit from these would like to say: count place in the conununity. they were a fundamentalist group of Marge's:on-style just as fast. "Would you cards, when more of the money could he going to yourself lucky. All right. so they puke in militant racioa who ithviously should defend them at a General Meeting help the children of this valuuble and worthwhile There are obvious reasons people's gardens and for accommodation officers occasionally sing Bohemian be banned. Even ain►mitted fascists haler rapped Laurie Spieler. finishing charity? sporting Hitler tattoos said they were a 'em off in a style usually reserved tier Over recent years the public's contribution to taking down natnes of visitors. Rhapsody in the street at 2 hit too right wing. Yet there alone Deborah Hartman alone. charities has been seen to be decreasing. so with such as. in case of a fire. And a.m. but that is nothing - stood the Socialist Worker Student The answer to all these questions this excellent opportunity to raise funds. why as for officers not being compared to the abuse that Society ISWSSt. arguing Hizb ut are was a direct, unequivocal. no heating allocate such a minute proportion of the sales to around to son out student suidents have to put up with not really that much of a pmhlem so arbour-the-hush: -Ere well we can't Children in Need? I know that "every penny tmuble, do you not think that front the townies. Few there's no point doing anything about really answer that yes or These counts- but with only a quarter of the price of the this is due to students being students have not suffered them, were not the barnstorming tub-thumpiq card going to charity. it is ludicrous. old enough to look after their prized possessions being This controversial stand was to Socialist Workers we've cow to know themselves without constant nicked by a bunch of scathes. come under close scrutiny at UGC. and love. instead they were quiet. Joanna Surman supervision'? One of my friends had his car when, members. had to consider a hid uncertain. trying to string a coherent If you still feel deprived and stolen and the cheeky Bits trial by the Socialists to become recognised argument togetherand getting through hard done by, consider us to sell his tapes back half an as an official society within LMUSU. the odd sentence without mentioning the other freshers who have had to hour later. It was a bid that looked rather insecure T wool DOGGED BY THE POLICE find our own accommoclai ion Children consistently taunt when you studied the day's agenda. The debate dragged on. the co fialies due to a lack of halls of students in the street. and On page 36 was SWSS's proposed claiming frequently 'Ibis is a cane Having read the Criminal Justice Act article in residence in the first place. trick-or-Orating this year eras new constitution. On page 35, up!", doubtless bemuse they were the other week's Leeds Student, i felt you would We are the cities Who should particularly oppressive. 'Intimulation tit Sabbaticals by seated behind and so invisible to the like to hear this. In the figures for arrests, you he complaining at overprice l Growing up in the home SWSS', a searing indictment of the chairman, Man 'Animal' Bridge. (There missed out what was probably the biggest coup rent. no security. and an counties. this wasn't what I group and its methods by VP have been some fine nicknames at for police in years...the arrest of ROkklE THE overall feeling of being was hnnight up to deal with. Administration Deborah Hartman. LATLISU in its time. hut none to match DOG. Hapless Rukkie was arrested, along with outcasts. Not oily ail we get To say that Hartman and SWSS are this: 'Animal' is actually a quiet chap his owner, under section 63 of the lovely CJA. completely left out as students. Jessica Harci. nut close political bedfellows would who sat hack while the rest of UGC tow after an illegal rave party organised by by not being included in such he something of an understatement. In into the socialists like lions who missed Advance! things as Hall Balls and Now, they may be authorised to confiscate These two top letters their last meeting it is rumoured we their breakfast.) events. We do not even have will share this week's In the end of course there was only sound equipment at these parties. including accominodation officer were not fur from having the Exec "crisp" tenner, which machine gun trained on anyone one result: SWSS overwhelmingly lost woofers, but one feels nicking dogs is taking who can help us out. Face it. wearing red Now they were face to on the growth; they support Hint ut- things too far, you have got it pretty much can be collected from face again, and if Hartman's Unit. Either that or because they THEY WON'T STOP US PARTYING! sorted. If you think flagship is the Leeds Student face was anything to go by. always do lose. even when they don't a disaster. to living in a office in Leeds SWSS's hopes of being officially exist. So, unlike the union up Ben Grain house! University Union... clasped to the union the mad, LMUSU will still lack the (1st year Astrophysics and 3rd year raver) Jodi Button bosom were lovable sight of earnest newspaper- something like zero. wielding class warriors bawling their heads off about the revolution. Just who Leeds Student newspaper, Leeds University Union, PO Box 157LEEDS LS1 1UH will there be Ito laugh at? Fax: (0113) 246 7953. e-mail: ese.iksuw.gps.iretts.ac.uk 7 THE GREAT CHRISTMAS GIVE AWAY COLLECT YOUR FREE PRIZE DRAW ENTRY FORM FROM LUU BOOKSHOP LUU CARD AND TICKET SHOP (CATS) LUU COPYSHOP (MEDIA EXPRESS) LUU KIOSK LUU STATIONERY SHOP LUU TRAVEL SHOP (ULTRA)

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TWO sisters lett their rivals tor dust as they raced through Leeds in Britain's largest sporting event last weekend, •rire..+- Greirge Hurler Ruch:lel Stininunite. a tonal year Ckinsurrier Services Management student at LAU, and her older graduate staler Stephanie - who graduated from L.M1.1 four years ago - started the Network WRAC Rally in I 23rd position ont of t90. But against all the odds their driving ambition helped them COWS MIGHT FLY finish '391ti overall in a competition that sees less than half the entnints finishnig. A hall ton cow caused In Sunday's stage the sisters • driving a Honda Civic VII - havoc after falling twenty finished with the quickest time al their class at Temple Newsarn feet and plunging through Park outside Leeds. the roof of an airerah It is their second finish in one of the world's toughest rally workshop in Lancashire. competitions. which involves MT miles of rugged driving over Whilst workers ran for 28 stages, cover. the cow. which had Despite serious gearbox problems in the early stages. Rachel strayed onto the roof said she was very pleased to have done so well. through a holed fence. Gary London. team manager said: -II was probably the best ninhted out unhurt via a drive of their lives, I'm extremely proud to be associated with side door. both the sisters." FULL RALLY REPORT NEXT WEEK FILLADELPHIA SPEEDY SISTERS: Winning team Stephanie (lett) and Rachael Simmonite

Cheshire dentist Richard Hale spent. £1,000 on virtual vision glasses In help patients overeorne their fear of dental work. Clients can tune into shows including 'Mr Bean' and 'Only Fools and Horses'. One patient requested a Student loans to special viewing - he brought in a video of 'Emmanuelle. 5 •

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Ament:an Universtty doctors have found that head for disaster beer bellies can he reduced ANDS Kria, Eni ,t silos CuRSINI,Ohl11-.7■7 by drinking wine. A study th. found that fat around the MONEY problems for students are set to waistline was sent elsewhere in wine drinkers, increase after the Government announced plans giving them slimmer waists to privatise the Student Loans Company. than beer drinkers. The proposals, which weve announced in the Queen's speech at the state opening of parliament last week. Time is the key... propose that hunks and building societies would offer MISERY GUTS loans to students rather than the Student Loans Company, A grumpy restaurant diner through which all loans arc presently arranged. m For further information just was thrown out alter But a spoke spei sort For NEW PRIVATISED moaning to much about the Midland Bank said that they pick up the phone - it won't service, his had hack and woffid 11Vt Nsish lo support a STUDENT LOANS the weather. Owner Robert sch•inc lit pritatised loans Anderson from Bristol "DealirT with king term dept PLAN MAY CAUSE NO 11 cost you a penny to call. claimed the whiner had is mil 01 I t practice. we interest ignored the small print on I iarselscs with shortie:11i student CHAOS FOR ALL his menu Warning char There are a lot of Quote Ref: eost the eountry and the tax-payer anyone w ith 'a miserable vari'M tes involved in proposal the millions of pounds and will and this is not the hanks' disposition' would not be continue Lit do ski," Murphy said. P served domain." -We want an urgent review' of With a general election 1145 far the system of student financial away, I-i/ii Watson. Chair of 0800 591 570 support and proper iionsultation MEM Labour SttidentS :ifs° attacked the BALLS UP rm student funding. plans, "thts is a feeble gesture A desperate Turkish from a failing government and it Outraged wilt not improve the financial As well as a thorough free football team drugged their -Students ill be absolutely opponents drinks at half- position of students. "The aim of the proposals outraged at the Gosemment's 0 Eli, time • but gill only plans to privatise student loans medical, all our volunteers managed a i. I draw seems III IV the Creasury money, imliet ihan and allow others hi profit fit till tackling student hal dship student hardship," the NUS ilo L IEEE! ER are recompensed for the Plesidem added. Neglected Rachel Faulkner, Cieheral time they spend taking parr RANDY GARY Secretary of WU. telt that the `The Times have once again new system would create a two neglected students and are using Randy businessman Gary tier system. with only richer in our clinical trials Pughes could not wait to them as a vele& to bring in tax students Mmaging to obtain bank cuts in a desperate attempt to he gel his end away with his loans, 1 think it'd he worse for re-elected- new flume 41141 suggested everyone, especially less well oil With a 36 per cent cut in they inn down to it on the student, Banks may he unwilling grants. 55 per cent of eligible floor of their local pub - to give loans to those who were hut it all went horribly students have taken up the current to taking pad! 1CKs likely to be able to repay." wrong half-way through loans scheme. According to Jim when she rtudised he was Murphy. President of the NITS, nor the media tycoon he over half of graduates trying to TIME All studies comply with the Royal claimed hi be repay loans are either in default or hove deferred payments. because College of Physicians Guidelines of low income. I Compiled by "The Student Loans systern has clearly failed and the Nichola Marsh Government's new plans Discover the benefits acknowledge Mat the system has CORNING Besselaar OUTRAGED: Jim Murphy

9 LIE Male anorexia is on the increase. SEAN BLA discovers that fat is no longer lust a feminist n the surface, Gary seems like a pretty population as potential castumers - advertising campaigns for male average sort of bloke. He is fairly quiet, same physical and social pert* but easy going with his friends. 'there is for women. Mr Gillette anti &In nothing particularly outstanding about his we see in the media. But there Is 0appearance. but Gary is anorexic. Greek civilisation with the athletic. wigs; and white make-up of 18111 The problem started when he was i8 when pressure from tradition of expectations upon men his over-hearing parents and the stress of his appniaching A- Male vanity has often been mufti level exams combined to destroy his self--contidence. "I can female vanity; with this in mind it market is the fastest growing bout see now that initially I chose anorexia to escape from myself demonstrating that they can be just g and things around me. I needed ... to change things. about their appearance and conditiag pressures from my parents and feeling that my life WitS ills! certainly not completely media ind* running away from me... di satisfaction about their appeanuai Gary felt he needed in take control. but more than this, he In the hue 19X0s there was a had needed to lind something he could be proud of - his appearance. international sportsmen. ft was no in magazines and the press al the tern But Gary did not stay in control, "I can remember the day when it male users in gyms all over the oval started to control me... lot 'king hack. I can recognise that now." and defined muscles. But despite alts Six years on and Gary, having spend most of these years in and out of steroids were well publicised. men cal hospital. has moved out of his parents' Nam:. Gary is lucky. alter being at the mercy of his condition. he has finally got it under control, But it will never truly leave him Gary's situation is not unique, Contrary to popular opinion anoresia nervosa is hilt the exclusive territory of young women and supennodels. One in 10 tmontaies is male. and according to Dr Pieri. a specialist in eating dis.orders at St James Hospital. the number is griming. "There are definite signs of an increase," he says. "But there is still an urgent need for more detailed research in this area.- The actual number of males who suffer from anorexia is not known. partly due to the failure of mist doctors to diagnose sufferer and also to the extreme reluctant:1: of the suffeters themselves to conic forward. Hut one thing remains certain male anorexia is a reality. At least 10 per Celli of those suffering from the disorder w ill die or commit suicide. while the rest are likely to just sutler in sileme• Anybody who knows sornotme who suffers from anorexia - male or female - know the strains and stresses it place; upon family mid friends. For the sufTerers themselves. they lace El tamely debiltuaing and potentially fatal condition. hut anorexia is the ■ylliptom nut the problem. Taking ta introl seems to be paramount to imorexics. Just who or what they are taking slums)) front Is very personal: domineering. indifferent, over- pnitecti ye or intense parental relationships are often sighted as the origin of the - condition by many anorexics. Surssful situations. academic, emotional and for men in particular - physical are also cranium. In Gary's case it was pressure from his parents to do well m his A-levels. Anorexics seem to react to a confrontational stage in their life where, for whatever reason. they do not feel in Ci 'mull. and their reaction is to take control of the one thing they can - wit-preservation. Jerry /Noah- from Leeds Eating Problems Helpline emphasises. "Anorexics Otiose to become anorexic. although that choke is not necessarily on a conscious level...that chOice is a strong one, to take full comsat - but it ends up taking mud control of you. Getting anorexia under control is very difficult .. and you never really Fully recover". 01 course, the one thing anorexics tail to retain is control: their intense will power not to eat does not amount to sell-control but hecomes an ilbsnsive mental condition. "Anorexia is a problem crucially related to WiliTletis• p■ydioll tr.) which in turn is related to wreinoi% way of hieing in the world". believes Marilyn Lawrence of the Womens thoupy.Centre, an , agani Nation dealing with eating disorders. She goes on to say, "The taet that it sometimes affects men only indicates that the psychology of One in 10 women and men are more similar than they may seem. Most male anorexics are soy effeminate" Although it may be an oversimplification lo N.ay that male anorexics are IT101 trapped within ferrule bodicv anorexia. E”..Nriltial IV an obsession with weight arid :appearance- dots stein at ■Nklds with the typical male characio. 11 male allore% la be explained. and mitre to the pont. how Lan we it ik;,, Its increasing occurrance? they are w tiling to put themsehts External influences. particularly the endless images of bodily perlbetion thou' m,>.1 obsessed by Imola. A in the media. leave been criticised for inducing anxieties in young %Villa] Amielation said male ant/MICS about their own appeannice. Men too are undeniably beginning to he over-value physical fitness. hotly tnfttANLYI Ihi the smite media ;amore of bodily perfections As women have importaneeof surrigth and dela Limn (or years. Although the effects of the media on men are not as heavily equivalent too w omen's obscs4in slocumented as they me in the case set women, the average male is a Warr of feelings from tune 10 tune, but far the influence the media has upon him. Matt Wilson. a third year Law thought. ',Indent at Lath believes. "Men ate probably allected by the media There IS a male counter-Mtn subconsciously. it must have some affect. but less and in a different way to extreme physical fitness Maxi women." Man is pnaubly right. most men are probably not affected by Jarvis cir:ker are all exmaneb tete! media repa,sentations or their gender to the extent that wcimncn are; but then t.ynitki.1,. ran. often aspire made anorexics tire not most secs. =nuttily influenced by those they In the last tan yam mak vanity hunt been exposed by healtheate pop world is not full tioveitly comp aniea re:lugmilt;- male market - an untapped resent-aro( hall the m ninth w ho they *Mire or wash

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PAGES 2-3 here's nothing like a ... *Gotdeneye reviewed gusts of the winds of change to blow away the cobwebs *Secret personnel and ventilate the stuffy attic files of British culture. Sometimes Tthough the dust sticks. James Bond. *007 things you that perennially popular national didn't know about hero has. with this month's release of the man from M15 the long awaited Goldeneye, been dragged out and given yet another airing. fur the 17 and a halfth time Segment two since 1962's Dr No. But in this decade of uncomfortable vet constant self-reappraisal in certain Culture quarters it seems as if someone's PAGES 4-5 trying to make 007 out to be something more than he is - a kind * Why Nimoy is of re-invented icon for the '90s... the New Bond. Mr Spock. Well. lie certainly ithuks different - .1 lilt like the dodgy 'lit)s TV detective * At a dance all Remington Steele, in NIA. But that. of course, is because he's now played by the the latest films. high-horn master it .ortarm. Pierce Borinan. This. however, means little a' books and theatre Bond's regular changes of physical appearance have always been incidental attractions (although I've always thought he should do it like Dr Who - you know, get ^.ilitit as Roger Motne. go into a coeoon. and emerge next film as Timoth!, Dalton! Perhaps.( Segment three More squat-wain I), the world of espiiinage itself hie. changed a great deal: no more Cold Music War, no more 1.ISSIt. i'lnd no mum meeting al liLlei, POMIS in dark glases, wearing red PAGES 6-7 i.; Lf Milli ith. :Old •;ty in!: ihi or, like 'the blue * Cheek out the hand we think will he Britain's best 4 The latest sinoIe,„ alhums and gigs TOP SECRET Segment four taw,: v.:0Tc; Moo' c 'Limn, (10,11...c. 1_0as:1111s ppearaitee: The caic:t Alias: Sean 11.e , hike a int cd hall. the pier,..trq: ‘ppearan ce "1- NppealtrOnet: Looks Concentrated cat bon op+. Conner!, with it', ma ititraite t it nticnt In itwe, Moe stalll lip- that. 411.km-4111g Priao.,. DI it'• Roger u ice dark and dehonalt doesn't has c lissse pullny.4 eirt.:a I 4.115 ius.1 - Nittore Vic w hot no tt its the Bond 4ttics onl∎ peosiiitiohle Liite hos'eS,ar... PAGES 8-16 hinch000l lus to, Bond }las ntarr tett ,orra,,•, 11..1 liOtn•.,, %%ith p elv the ,lcatic,t Bond. Idle 7'set dens 1.11.11 ., pliasablis 11.s, Flavour of the day borrnone., s he scoviii' if dad lie age: It tine t-htspped lion down the twidle he d the lis0..4.11.11‘l W.. t to.ik, 0111 &hi, rcall): old oak tree set rill ruts !kw: He ik; (14.01 that Seven-day TV lie s( ti:R1 MOIC [trrL, tobol - Movie Olttcr eta In ,,t1M• Ciener.111,.. than Rogo end ,0,)11-1,, She! ■4 i'01%!St guide 8ge: siouiwci lit the tti odd. IN here to ,1iottho....31 honeeloi,00 v.:111 %%here to find him: Sharking in the Pool and et) one ci,e oil had 0.$1' a ices ith the tsh that ha% big point es%Sheer to rind hint: 1!,:uall'y seeing c) .1 1•Z ocean u etvaito. hi Fo.,. the poolsitle l‘e VI toipnientl ii1111' I impressive piece or et tectli u) 410131,1111: \twit sets \boil impressive piece of equiptnent: lot! httitger tie ss...s, ant! then :to ottdcs siNe piece of etplipropot: Quite ;01kuitt a • Cnntrihution to the Bond Se.lilltic e COMIC"Is w hat th0 OM, Ntost intpre W41, 1010:s lAola bringing ! 10, 1.2...!..p.t 111 you want to Lure belir• italtV 0 aritl ,.1 ‘11e1 tnNtrontental In. George'. %Wit, Ntoits.,! Proles:sot- Uri:w.f. Rfi .1 of Bond. Thanks Call has to he add listings or si,1,,‘ .a...:111 111 rr bell II 4:411 It, the role Legend: It pair of Contribution to the Bondseries prop; i;sed a write for the , the more tv.ent.5 phiotc titorthvv it doom s Contribution to 11w Bond Legend: '1-tieItle ts;s1 the.aunt et.i,ehrow, were brought in tor their magazine call Honda he set the shuttled and for nittolry coinple ae-rohattes. the juice hotline definitive pith). on -liner., u+ tot tow' 243 4747 ) physopie•

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BEST OPENING 007' BOND THEMES SEQUENCE: The Sin- Who Li wed Me: A hreakneck TilE JAMES BOND 'THEME ski-chow in Austria ammo What else could accompany the soot Its any Hood film'? Looking with Band kale., over the edge -down the barrel of a gun. James Bond saws oil to the !drains of ore cliff linty ill open a John Barry's imnental title track. A tune which must have been parachute-. id+ wned with a nubleal by every off-respecting DJ and Portasheiel freak in the huge Union Jack. That'll search for ultimate cool status. flits is full of classy Neva show Johnny IMM ricochet guitar and stirring strings Definitely the ubiquitous 0111 ronagnet BEST CAR: The theme. Amon Martin - a car tor GOLDFINGER all seasons. It matte sin cell When Shirley Barsky belted out the opening bars to this tune G appearance' in the 1'14md 002 she was unwittingly elkiwing three decades of pissed-up (03 series. it has all mod cons - an BEST BADDIE: students free reign to blase out 'Gold- lingeshla at trip volume at BEST BOND oil slick button. changing Has to be Scaramantsa any time of the night. A song which kick-started Hassey into GIRL: !lie otwans number plate and. of course, iCheetopher Lev), The permanent superstardom, even now it renuare, impossible to sew: Ursula Andrees• as the ejector seat. Made a Hun With The Golden Gum remember this tune without wanting to break Mtn mucous sane. Honey Ryder in 1)r Nip. The prat toy too, kresistibleS He's nasty. looks like Dracula. first. the best - no messing. She ovate a freaky hall of mirrors LIVE AND LET DIE emerges: Venteelike from the and i the crowning alley) Cue (lamina skulls, voodoo magic, epiaelleoats and croteedilea waves. and spends the rest of has three nipples. Count As immortal LiK Queen's magnificent -Bohemian Rhapsody" the flint looking litre Miss 'cm and see. this is a monstrous. rollercoaster of a song that has attained cult Wei T-Shin singatong status. Even a dodgy Guns 'n' Roses cover %anion comptakit in, • ladn't dent the classy reputation of thisnumber • II still remains Winpa finest moment... YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE sparrow has fifteen legs on Thursday." So family itt 1945. and is el •1 ne to inflict it V. Oil ki all lire Oft, 'A ,thorn turtling our, 0,A Another When Nancy Sinatra eneaned this beautifully eomptaed ballad where does- everyone's favourite superspy fit sittellite-spaceenuclear-laser-typeehing old movie you watch at Christmas, even kir the 0a17 Oriental epic, Little did she know she was crafting the into all this? Back in The Olden Iaitys. the Bond. therefore. gets to shoot loads of though the idea of a 'New Bond' is a complete inert sensuous and evocative Bond theme of them all. A little Connery and Moore Bonds were up to their Russians left, right and extreme right tart); he misnomer. In fact, this film does much to known musical feet about this film concerns one Isliki Bererryi ears in Russian spies and evil plots. receives more nifty gadgets from an extremely repair the damage done by past mishaps, such from Dash who has a minor role in one ...cent_ So minimal in The question of change and how J. B. has geriatric Q (Desmond Llewelyne like an as the Bond Turkey License To Kill and the fact that she was still in the womb of her mother, who played a kept up is actually central to Goideneye. and exploding bin and a laser-cutter wristwatch; .downright terrible Orrispesee, bringing the Japanese geisha gal rubbing down a fatigued Sean Connery in a the point is he isn't different_ Not one bit_ He's he has plenty of car chases (including one in series back up to form. It strikes the right hatteuts us much a man of the leas as Al!' bloody the good old silver Aston Martin), and has balance between making the changes WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD Cramer'. And for this he's chided by his boss many opportunities to engage in ridiculously necessary to stop it being meaningless to a Recently popularised by Louis Armstrong in "theta Guinness the new look, all female M, played by Dame impossible death-defying stunts. Plus he gets state audience, and retaining those element* advert. but first appearing in On Her Afereesree Secter. Service, Judi Dench) who calls him a "sexist. to drink Vodka Martinis. play cards, shag fit that have ensured the popularity Lila hero this is a gentle, lackadaisical hymn celebrating the relaxed coal misogynist dintaaur", taunted by the had guys birds and kill lit birds - like the homicidal who. at the end of the day. is actually little of the Bond character. Impeccably unclenched by Armstrung, thie - ex-KOB agent Valentin Zukovsky iRohhic nymphomaniac Xenia Onntnpp (Famke more than an offensive, murderous. STD- is a confirmation let alt things easy going. A dreamy wash of Janssen) who just lams to be treated rough. spreading, cold-hearted axe of The Man. acoustic guitarss and breezy string se this is a love song for life as It's all pretty formulaic. really, and like Some things, thankfully, never change. its latices! many of its predecessors. Goldeneye suffers Steve Cooper huge lapses of any attempt at vague realism !check our the silly opening manta while 007E7' leaving plot holes so big you could drive a decommissiimed Soviet tank thmugh theta. Coltrane) finds it amusing that Bond still has a But then, it's all so much fun. job - and even rebuked by his women. Brian= certainty seems to enjoy himself Moneypenny (Samantha Bond - no relation-1 and has slipped into the rote of 0E17 with all Try Contact wants to know why he never follows up on his the ease of a well-lubricated ferret. Dalton innuendos, and Bend Girl Nataly a (leabella wa. too twitchy and agitated, Moore was, by Scorepeot criticise: his ever-persistent coldly the mid-'80s, Loa old and warty I after the detached attitude. mole-removal he was just too oldt and Lenses Free But this &lona seem to bother him text Lazenby was too. well, Lareenhy. Brosnan. much, primarily because he's on familiar however, has all the good charm and ground as far as the plot of Grialeneve rs suaveness-turroruggedricia of a fully fledged concerned. After infiltrating the Russian Connery, although it's such a shame he has in for 30 days Mafia in search of a Auden hi-tech Airwal conjure up associations with Airs- Doubt fire. ) style combat chopper. 001 realises that he's up Still. considering that he was supposed to When you Buy Glasses. against a psychotic monomaniac (identity have become the new Bond back in '86. but concealed - although you don't have to be that couldn't due to contractual obligations. he'e Sharpe to figure out who it is) Phis villain certainly more than suited to the role. FREE wants revenge on Britain liar betraying his GOlderreYe is proof that the Hoed movie 30 days of Contact Lenses FREE 30 days of Cleaning Fluids BLS I' GADGET: The W T'S FREE magnetic wristwatch in Lire TOP SECRET and Let Die. 11r1 nut exactly U Instruction on use of spectacular but blot eh u.seful: Rover Moons uses it in a novel Contact Lenses & Fluids Alias: Timothy Dalton way to gel a girl's kit off - he 006 Appearance: The se tams can unzip her without BEST DEATH: 'Bond. Without Cennery'e FREE teal touching her! (lucky Dr Kunanga in Lire quips And Moore' e qui et - hes t and La Die Bond foreee £15 Voucher towards further cost of eyebrows Dalton may hays an inflator pellet down his been 'ard hitt tatimatele he !finial and he proceeds to ING Contact Lenses sprightly balloon out to Pavarotti wage: as.. Pension, crap. day is far oft for this ON CAMPUS proportiene. shoot up to hot !Vision to buy after the En 30 days the ceiling, and burst! 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Top secret files uncovered by Lower Ground Floor, Union Buildings, GEMMA WALLACE. Best Leeds University. Tel: 0113 242 4684 Bond bullets by DAN JOLIN 13 Segment two > ARTS Luton let-down THEATRE John Hegley -City Varieties atm ii egIcy makes a living as a poet for petite whit don't like poetry. Julius Caesar, Leeds Arts Theatre, Civic Theatre jr.Hegley kicked off by reading front / I mi. %rt Theatre presented Julius Caesar in his new book Love Oils (hardback celebration of their 75th year, but the presentation 01.001, but the title was misleading. rather lacked the parts atmosphere. The play was The humour never reached emotional slick, but emotionless and dull. es en though the director depths, and Hegley merely became had abridged it hi ensure that -the audience's emotions flaky when describing his failed never relaxed for a moment." The stage setting was poor. giving the overall impression rellaijBeZtreshilrings . the spectre of audience that one was watching a workshop rehearsal. The actors were participation reared its ugly head, as adequate. but had no stage presence. and although words were Hegley read a few words, and the enunciated perfetIly, there was little inflection or feeling. audience responded with a rhyme, often The director had obviously restrained any mixiv at on to showing u i, t yiraccogmuibreidned provoke controversy or produce an innovative interpretation. originality. The poe .wqiuthicV himself commenting earlier that he had resisted the temptation Ai@ the atmosphere of a lecture delivered by a to cast a woman in the title role. With Caesar (Gilbat slightly cracked reacher trying to keep a Robinson) devoid Mall majesiy„&mony, (Steve Duffy) and grip on himself as much as his class. Cassius (Peter Fexuey) lacking charm and passion, and a After all the hook-plugging boring Brutus (Jon Hanley,. the play lacked the political nervousness. a couple of songs allowed tension and excitement for which it is renowned. John to loosen up, and his audience to Gradually one's mind was drawn further and further away relax. Nigel. Hegley's deadpan guitar from the action (or lack rherernfi on suer. and further towards man. provided an excellent rhythmic the stage backdrop which purposefully contained the initials backing to his sub-Billy Bragg warbling. S.P.Q.R. Although evidently representing a Latin phrase. one Head in the clo ds However, a song called 'Sumo' involved was tempted to suggest they mood for 'Sadly Poor Quality Hegley attempting to inspire the still Reproduction.' edgy audience to shout the chorus. eanu Reeves. Not just a pretty night. As if we couldn't guess. he fall, Clare Lister 'Sumo. Sumo. Sumo, Sumo, Sumo. face? Well...er..:yes. actually. for her and then doesn't really want to Sumo, Oh, Oh, Oh,' but although Jenufa, Opera North, The Grand This appears to be the opinion goit's not so much a will-they-won't- K interestingly mocking Bhuddist parahles. of Alfonso Am. director of Kcantes they as a for-Christ's-sake-get-on-with - ow interesting can an opera about Moravian the audience was left non-plussed. new film A Walk In The (.'louds, who it romance. Victoria ithe sultry Aitana peasants subtitled "Her Stepdaugter" he? Part Two of the show revealed John's keeps his star's lines to a minimum. Sanchez-Gijon) pouts a great deal. !mufti is a wicked work by pre-occupations - dogs. specs and Luton Hflippancy aside, However, Aram does take full Father IGiancarlo Gianninii spouts Town Fe, none of which were invested Czechslusakian composer Janacek who is as cool as advantage of the fact that Kcanu was some guff about honour and the fano . with any particular warmth or wit. More yeast. not exactly hit with the Ugly Stick at and Keanu. well. is just Keanu babies get murdered. love triangles songs followed, but this time Billy Bragg Faces eel cut up. birth with an abundance of close-ups Both the film and its star share their gave way to a limp performance on the become pear-shaped and it includes the classic line. "All and camera angles which linger on his tieing lovely to look at but I own a Mill." lt's all about Mandolin, prompting unfavourable the girls love me because post-Speed muscles. ultimately substanceless. Unfortunately comparisons to the 1-1sseit skin poet, Attila human struggle and the exploitation of the poor with a Keanu plays Paul. a GI who returns for Keanu, still desperately trying to get weird underbelly of village superstition and religious tear The Stockbroker. from WWII and meets the pregnant himself sonic acting credibility. - a thoroughly black and appealing piece. Long shadows All in all an uninspiring evening, Victoria, daughter of a stern Californian A With( In The Chards brings him and incongnmus angles made the set visually disturbing. proving that ill-rehearsed live shows fade vineyard owner, To Save her from back down to earth %%Oh a hump. while the sopranos belted out the score like banshees. in the memory as quickly as any church• family scandal Paul poses as her is one of those works which snares you into an hall amateur dramatics. Jenufa husband. intending to scarper after one Gemma Wallace immediate response in terms of raw emotion but at the same time maintains interest because it is intriguingly John Goodfellow other to what you know. Janacek served his own interests in Moravian folk music and speech melodies (words as The Starlet letter - the Odeon music) when he wrote the score - this is the guy who tried to write the sound of windmills down in musical notation li oh. .%s the opening credits unroll to this adaptation of the American LIGHTS, CAMERA, DREAM (the true "Godfather of Amhienr?) - but tonight it was too in-yer-face only to be of fringe interest. Czech it out uliterature syllabus staple. the ominous lien is a film not a film? Jim Biswell words "Freely adapted from the novel by When it's a film within a Nathaniel Hawthorne" appear. For this tale of film.Lieing In Oblivion adultery. evil and revenge in 17th century New w A Passionate Woman- Alhambra Theatre revolves around a film crew trying England. this is obviously a cue for loads more In shoot three scenes, two of which ypedped as the "Shirley Valentine r the nineties". however, and finish with everyone shagging, bloodshed and action adventure turn out to be dreams and the third, this sentimental comedy indeed mirrors Willy yelling at each other - the shouting is than ever appeared on the printed page. although real, is actually a dream ussehl's tale of the frustratiluis and regrets of ail not particularly funny but one cannot s F..pic director Roland Joffe (The Mission, The sequence in the movie being made! es eryday wife and mother but with little imagination or help laughing when Tito the dwarf Killing Fields) abandons the complex Nick. the directoi. (Steve Buscemil innovation. finally cracks ("I'm a dwarf... even I examination of sin and torment which the hook has to contend with an egomaniac lead Retreating to a loft of memories, Deny (Gwen Taylor) don't have dreams with dwarves in unfolds and goes for a Sommersby-style love actor, a lead actress with an inferiority midees nostalgically through her life, with monologues them") and storms off the set story played out by Demi Moore and Gary complex. a depressed. half-blinded punctuated by altercations with her son and her husband. The Good enough, then, but he warned. Oldntan. combined with a trendy Braveheartl cameraman and a thoroughly pissed loft contains the ghost. Craze (Gary Webster, again typically you may become haunted by the Last of The Mohicans sword-slashing, Indian off dwarf, playing his Minder character) who is actually Betty's long scalping action adventure- Oh and there's some words. "Sound? Speed__ cameras? dead lover, as well as her Johnny Mathis reconis. Thus at the Writer/director Tom Diet llo's Rolling. Action." and "Cut!" Okay feminism in there as well Ci infused') So's the script may not he a-laugh-a-minute. climax Betty realises that "every moment is precious" and film. folks. that's a w rap. she has wasted fifty-two years. but it provides many funny moments Things do get a hit repetitive, The perfomninces were sound enough but the rather out- Hannah Jones Mark Kingston dated. lifeless scnpt meant the production was merely above- average sitcom fare. The lack of vitality makes ii scarcely credible that Betty could ever have been as "passionate" as her ex-tutor would have us believe_ One ruir the blue rinse brigade Bill Bows And nothing but The Prince Of Peace - Rupert Beckett aidiing, Tin, Prince of Peace. (-petting the original words of Jesus in the Ik-ad sta sends the TRUTH "befall. 20)0 years of false interpretation". it was w rot a %tanker!" Simon and starts howling away_ As he puts it. surprising to witness an :Ong dam). Mr Waltham. drmsed Mannering's creation. Alan "always questioning. always up in a mauve Life ii.l. Brian castume. foaming at the nu adh Parker, has finally come out, challenging " and waving a pamphlet tit a bemused audience of I S. I Having faced the trauma of telling What makes Mannering funny is Unlitriunately, only Mr Blackham seemixl to find his lest his parents i -lies, w e know, Alan" is the readily identifiable persona (we all illuminating. Among all the noway language and o:o-batitile now speaking out for a previously- know someone similar to Alan) and was apaucity of ideas which I looked roma:1110 discussing in silent minority. the absolutely straight delivery. Alan the 'Socratic Dialogue' which the poster promised would r(inow Dressed in a faded 1979 Clash T- has such desperate conviction. even shin. Alan Parker Urban Warrior is illustrating his views with a set of However. when I tried to ask the 'performer' about the the ultimate right-on student home-made placards filled with his specifies of his Message. he On Tired unable to hack up his sad nightmare. His aim is to subvert the ideas of num. A bloody hilarious zealotry with reasoned discussion. Blackman displayed his true colours by insulting and sweating at his audience, until. system by spreading the TRUTH, night Out, and don't worry Alan. we mercifully, his time wits up. if you're ever tempted ni see 77t,- breaking as many rules as possible_ won't go hack to our old values, Prince of Peace. (mite a lc:nova's Whrissnaind i-nsteal. At This leads to his confession that when least he won't pretend to he an actor. he's on foot and sees a No Parking Robin Parker John Goodfellow sign he changes the P to a B. Alan Parker live at the Harvey Milk Bar, LUU

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In Pheronh's FICTION Army Tobias Wolff r6.99 i here are countless heoke on the subject or the THE EN TVietnam War and you OF AN EAR-A may be inclined to believe that once you have read one you Leonard Nimoy beamed down to Leeds on this week to promote his have rend them all Tobias %%Airs in l'harriah's. Army. autobiography, 1 Am Spock. GREG MOORE was there to salute him !weever. shines through with an altogether unique insight ease. he can tee I nothing but into the Vietnam experienc•. or more titan 25 years Slur Trek has enjoyed affection for him. to much sn that you reel that it Nimoy p, riot jih,t writint has never been written about unprecedented success. From his autobiography, he is tech-Ire. cult classic in the 1960s to ghostwriting Spryer... I trio Having survived the worldwide, syndicated hit in Sprock is the description of exuadinary eltildbrkxt so the '70s, it also produced an actor's relationship with menetrahle recounted in This his character, both on and Bey.) seven motion pictures and three spin-off Lift.. Tobias Wol ff jrtitled F 1.IT screen. After all these the 1.1S army, trained as a television series, capturing the popular years of Inhabiting Nimo ietratri timer, volunteered in the imagination. The adventures of the tISS body. Sptick's voice still elite Special Services and haunts him. headed for Vietnam hefting terra Enterprise have become part of modern mythology. This is also the tame. se Hemingwayesque combat two parallel lives which. experience. Instead, he found And Mr Speck, the character who seethe to Nimoy playfully stream... himself marooned in the remote den ne and represent everything that is Star were destined to converge Mekong delta, more of a Trek, has become a cultural icon, appearing not Like Spock thalf-human, spectator than a combatant, in a just on small and silver screen, but on half•Vulcane Nimoy. war where skill and heroism everything from billboards and cereal packets. Russian Jew in a mostly were meaningless and a The stony face, pointy cars. impeccably logical Italian community in successful mission was one hair style and arched eyebrows arc instantly Boston grew up feeling like which netted a colour television familiar. So spare a thought for the man who an outsider. Inspired as a Wolff allows us to partake in child by Charles Laughtsm's has to share that face. the unravelling of his own portrayal of another For many, Nimoy is the heart and soul of Star illusions and we goon a journey nutsiderethe hunchback of Trek. Not only did he breathe Iife into the show's where we encounter the horror Notre Dame. he found his most popular and complex character. he also of seemingly blind carnage. the vocation. and again like directed Iwo of the Srur Trek movies. Gene theatrice of Ins fellow Spook this career choice Americans, the grief for lost Rodentierry, the creator and Finding light of the mci with parental original series, once called him the -conscience of hiends and, that which he least disapproval. Even his first expected. the boredom. Star Trek". feature, Kid Maiik Banmi Yet although Ninety ie jueti field). proud to have In Pharoah's Arrnt" is the in 1952. in which he played worthy sequel to the award- been so closely involved in the Star Trek a disfigured boxer, another winning -nlm is.,y-, Life, which phenomenon, it has had its drawbacks. Like all green-blooded male. Ninety was descrihed by Niel.; Hamby actors who portray well-known characters, he had to regards as a rehearsal for confront the problem of typecasting- Frustrated at as a "modem American classic" the role of Spock. Early on standing in the Vutcon's shadow, he published his and filmed starring kohert 1k he seems to have Num. Tobias Wolff is also the first memoir, the provocatively tided / am Nor Spark epeeitnised in al iene and winner of the 1994 Esquire In 1975. just as Star Trek had reached the apogee of alienation. its popularity. With Nimoy searching for new and Volvo / Waterstontes Non- Nimoy traces the fiction Award, and this, his latest challenging roles. it seemes like a defiant, if evolution of the character - from the original would otherwise been lacking. work. has been hailed the book anguished cry. Not surprisingly, it caused resentment conception At the same time. this is a history of Star Trek, of the year by, timings( others, amongst fans. fiercely loyal even then, who of a red-skinned. fiendish Spock tilimpped because following the show's fortunes front the casting of the Time" and the trienerentitea. .presumed Nimoy was disowning the character which he would simply appear black on a black and white the first unsuccessful pilot iSpoek was the only was not wholly true of Tohias. Wolff has written a had made him famous. This television screen) through his grow Mu pains to his character to survive into the series) to the final film. self-honest_ thoughtful and course - but the hook did indicate an emnsivelent death and rebirth in the later film, He reveals the In between. Nimoy relan..s beheidelueseenee humounitts act:owl of his altitude 10 Spock. origin of "Vulcanalia". like the neck pinch. anecdotes., evokes the eameradene amongst the east, After 20 years. it seems, he has finally conic al experiences. The uncanny eye meld.the famous salute and the reason w by Spovk and eOillitle11+. art Ihe evening rivalry- heiween elm terms with his alter ego. Contradicting his earlier for detail, pitiless candour and always has his hands clasped behind his hack, He and William Shatner Fascinating. mordant v it for which he is Avowal. his new memoir is intended to set the record also includes an intriguing letter from ecienee Nimoy, iI :WM!, has hung up his pointy cars for renowned make this a straight. Of course. he is not Spock; he ls the actor fiction legend Isaac Aeimov, who ponders the good. This hook is a way of publicly saying cumpelling read. I conard Nimoy. Yet at the same time. he it Spock. reasons for Spoek'e army of female tans. Nonce. gnodbye to his idd comrade So long. and thanks for insadar as the Vulcan was made in his Merge. a respect fur Spock, is always apparent. as is his the memories, Spock. Sarah 'Alison persona created lain his owe psychic irsources. concern for die logical development of his character. Or its they say on Vulcan . live long and prosper Spoick is undeniahly part of hum That being the which ensured a consistency in the scripts which f '"" l'I$•••■1 = 1 ''"

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THE BARIXTTS • CARRION 1CHEi Darkiv elegant disturbed dream-speech Iron the finest hand of the moment_ The guitars shimmer fitfully mirroring antonym of crisis, and Simon's vocals are so proudly frail and...While the crowd try to icL-apturc the past. the flardrits are deliant1). glotiousk sell-abso, bed Nhisk. II. tall nI lose %kith

PULP - DISCO 2IaNt (ISLAND The sound of the bitter and twisted gating down upon the hitter. Will (lying to recur:lie the eh,:rm of 'Babies he the death of far

GRAPE • KELLY'S HEROES (RA DIOAcTIN-E, Shaun is evil non-talent incarnate, while the band arc just the dull butt of raging Jam rills.Both sere to %Way those who like RF-Al. songs-you know, swell! ard ;If gi:f and nothing much else.

P0V1HER - I tEEP FRIED4 PA IIKAVAy ludic rock at its finest The tune is No s:atcio. .Nou're hooked alter the first play Wonderfully loud and erivi.,:eti, . buy it anti untity it.

OASIS Lin IFIERcE PANI)N I This release proves two point% i it.11%. Mat Oasis just as important as their music Secondly, that Liam has a shoe sitc bigger than his 'Marvellous lull

FOO FIGITIERS - FOR AI.1 THE COWStPARLOP11ON1 Start,. like a ,,rap Chilli's .sure. ends lit., well, an even WIKNI.• Nirvana son Unoriginal. tutu-leis. anterican noise pap . Ben Stack & Charmaine Chinniahm

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kb lei:Luige girls s+t turning over Tim. E'd up Nladehester casualties hassling the bouncers to get on the guest list Albums of the Week and tickets changing hands for £30 a time. The WCharlatans have finally arrived vs here you sense they Cream has established itself as one at of Urs "Drowning Man". The album allaysays wattled to be. the top clubs in the country, perhaps comes to a head wets the ainaiing I AL Is ini: ihe h... ,11:•:in tcn,lcit, Iv, .,I Shaun Ryder 's lilack (-nape And the its only natural that they're "Accept All Contrasti- mixing rap, a ins stiglic ol Ilic st,•,ic R.,,,,,. Inc Chartalans an: simpts about having 4 .compilation of Cream Anthems Motown backbeat and George !,,t0 tun:: The 111111,11 rush i if :..!,,111:, MR VI WI VOIJI- 111:1ICS. getting pissed up, should follow suit Baker's drums into a dub masters ,,ntsing I: is,,.; iind •,iii Iiiiiw \k Ilil a ,Iiii1c un yt11/1 tare AN the man sings Cream rhymes with dream - but it's piece that is the cherry an the top of a ' I Inc •11 I he,..' .id v • ■■1111' I I tiCi Ow ',malt( ol speed conic erashin' in your reality.. This is an 'a la carte' album great album_ house and •.15, 11,...■... ,_ onte Oil lil1W. The toed point our this communal with none of the obscure french Sub Pop seem to have changed part i i• 11n1 Burgess, altsass one ol the ,:tiolest frontmen in the basinow, dishes you wish you hadn't chosen. direction since the days of grunge, ulii i Ii, '1.' like he's tidying the lime ol his hie nit there. Whether joking pacy. well produced and the and in Eric Mathews they seem to Mill Ihe fihd nom nom N. tilling hIS tratlefiNirk moon-monkey shuffle or sleeve reads as a who's who of the have unearthed a genuine talent.../t 's sue,ling like i fallen angel lieHs hastcalt■say mg -1,04,4 at mei. I've made music industry. Starship Cream visits Heavy in Here is a record of II. \Ain can do it too' them all - Tong, Pat-key, Healy. unfathomable beauty: forty minutes Because thrust of the citiv.d hate been unit The Charlatans since that Rampling. Chemicals and Seaman are of elegant. ambitious, intricately tateliii NI1C11114t.'r Or I 'NO '.4 hen -. flu' Only it Mc I Krim% - went hilliishi. some of the brightest. Impressing all constructed pop This is helped by the %%hen inn sings "14%e it like Yin, hive it- you know he means it not in without effort as it delivers exactly fact that Eric Mathews possesses the some crap American angst rink Linda was but because he's been through its brief, anthems of the year. . its a strangest yet sexiest voice in It all and clinic out soiling'. Arriving onstage to anticipatory %creams and, retrospective that's up-to-date, with contemporary music, a kind of husky cheers. 'Mile Acre Court-, which opens their latest and greateSt alhttm, enough tunes that are still fresh. croon that, combined with his set% the feel-good tune tor the rest of the gig with it's bouncy. Smith and Mighty were, along with eloquent lyricism. is as weirdly eminently darkeahle organ iiii i en hacking and goosing chorus. Nellee Hooper's Wild Bunch . the appealing as the songs themselves. Ibis c e IL•hmlon. Mini Isrlill ,..' i.iglIklikit'S Ihn nigh hyped up. note inventors of the Bristol sound with Thus, 'Angels For Crime' is perfect renditions of . l.eelm" Hilly'', 'lust Glokin— and the their blissed-out dash-meets-soul mesmerising in its simplicity, a .-.Intastic -Then- The steamy crowd slows down briefly for the version of Bacharach and David's clarinet break rarely sounded so beautifully torching "Tell Everyone- when lyrics that can "Anyone", released in 1987. Hass Is inspired. 'Fried Out Broken Girl' sound a kWh over-sentimental tin record take nn a new Maternal is a trip through and revels in the intoxicating splendour testmanee and meaning. Which sets the scene perfectly for beyond the Bristol sound. even at that _Jeff Buckley strives for but it climatic "Sproston Green", which remains one attic points reaching into the realms of which Mathews achieves with an hest things they've ever done: speakers overload. jungle and drum and bass on such effortless cool. This real music - feedback echoes amund the Tikc and everybody goes classics as their special cover version don't let it pass you by.. absolutely mental. A pert-eel end to a damn near pelie,i uii: George Butler, Phil Lino:Meld. Piers Martin Owen Gibson 1b

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One, Mansun! MANSUN, the hand who turned down NME, Melody Maker and Vox for Leeds Student, talk exclusively to OWEN GIBSON about fame, fortune and, erm, pin-ups s Bobby Gillespie once progress from "So Young" to "Elephant Stone" - it's the butt of all the hands jokes, is responsible for the taken six months fur this lot to go from nothing to Chemical Brothers-esque hip hop beats that set Mansun et;! sang in the days when he 'Take It Easy, Chicken" (You probably haven't heard apart than the herd of copycat "lads" bands that Oasis We have copies was cool " Think it vet, but you'll be claiming you did in six months have spawned. "Yeah, it's just the was it happened," of the latest Cream about the future". time). "Before we knew it we had 25 offers of record nods Paul, "He's only a kid but he was really into hip Ycompilation, Cream Whilst everyone was deals but we knocked 'em all back." hop and had a shiny little drum machine. He kept going Anthems to give away to Piece of piss this rock n' roll lark. but surely to on at us to get a band together but we were really into three lucky readers To be Agetting in a lather this summer over be massive stars you've got to do little things like put The Verve and guitar music so it just evolved from In with a chance of the storm in a teacup that was Blur records out? "Well, obviously, we want it, like but there. Mark goes into the studio and lays down some we never asked for it, it just came our way - beats with our drummer. Hib, and we build on that It's hearing Morales and vs. Oasis, five guys named Mansun destiny." I mentally drop to my knees at this point not a gimmick because that's all the lad can do " Bleasdale living it large were chancing upon something very and pray that he doesn't slip into John Power style Musically, Mansun are hard to pin down, early on the wheels of steel, special in a warehouse in Chester. Mersey psychobabble. Thankfully. although they've Verve and "Columbia" era Oasis are good places to simply answer this got their heads in the stars, their feet are on the start but you've got to hear them to appreciate their "Within six months we'd gone from working at a question; printers during the day and rehearsing once a week, ground. heart stripping brilliance. They gained further converts to this!", admits suitably cool lead singer and recently by playing with The Charlatans and appearing songwriter Paul Draper. Formed only a year ago for at I FM's Camden Live festival. 'There was about six What was the score in the the same reasons that all the best hands get together : hundred people there and two hundred of them were Liverpool local derby last Mansun are five good mates with nothing better to A&R men. People were putting us in limousines and (;24=lailvic; stuff and then taking us to top hotels and sending us weekend? do. a love of music and a healthy dose of self- rocks of crack and hostess girls offering to show us a depreciation adding up to heady mixture of Their lackadaisical attitude is possibly the most good time; It was like a different world. But. at the end Simply drop a postcard pounding heats, layers of beautiful driving guitars refreshing thing about Mansun in the days when of the day we'd rather put our own music out because and sardonically delivered vocals that reduce Liam's with the answer on into wearing crap suits and drinking in the right pubs can you've got to pay for it all" sneers to a whimper. one of our offices at gel you On Top of the Pops. "We're just trying to It's this combination of defiant independence, suss Whilst admitting that they weren't geared up for concentrate on the music at the moment," adds Paul, And, of course. staggering tunes that give Mansun the either LUU or LMUSU the massive interest that they've amused. surely they "We've had offers of interviews from NME. Vox, potential to he the band of your dreams. Sound lads, must have known they were on us something. "No," Select and the rest but we're not interested. All that top tunes, best new hand of next year. Definitely! No protests Paul incredulously. "when we started out Good luck! will come in time. The only national interview we've maybe's. some of us couldn't even play, we'd done a bit of a done is with "Flit" because we quite fancied the demo tape but we thought it was shit!" idea of loads of posh birds reading about us." Bloody hell, if the demo tape that got so many Now you might he thinking: five northern A&R men wetting themselves was shit then God working class lads. guitars, attitude a Oasis but knows what they've got tucked up their baggy shirt you'd he. well. wrong. The main reason for this is sleeves. Don't forget it took the Roses 15 months to In-year-old wonderkid Mark who, as well as taking All frame prices Cock-au-Van? torn in hy is Van the Man? is there removed those shades (shyness or superstar anything more to this dour malady? You tell me.) and that nobody could W Irishman than religious rock understand a word he was saying, or rather. duets with the likes of Cliff Richard? grunting. didn't lessen his appeal. Nobody cared that even when he was given a song 1/ The sold-out T&C was more than willing, even at £18.50 a lime. to think sheet he still didn't know what to sing. His so. clusis e smile remained so, and the only This was a strictly late att's affair, attempt he made In address the the audience comprised of audience was to repeatedly 2 either Rambling Society shout out the names of his members with tousled ageing. but incredibly crey hair and beards or talented musicians. Oh he Middle aged couples yes, who were very usicia ns,, %k abviously on an looked suspiciousl+ "evening out", all like they had just treshly washed and arrived from the ,hanged- A Conte Dancing T V "civilised" evening studio. However. beckoned. certainly their fragile no stage-diving or appearance wasn't reflected in their shouting of "You Fat (UNIVERSITY) Bastard" I however wonderful appropriate that might pertOrmance, A I have been), but a Van Morrison's obvious shortcomings were pervading air of niceness, OP TICI ANS forgiven though, or ignored. smiling and smooching. All in all, we got middle aged because he still managed to elicit rapturous applause and roaring inucak at its best. with special marks Eyecare on your doorstep! going to a violent. howling improvised cheers of appreciation from his devotees ersittrt of "Moondance. Flip Mains and E'ven 1 began to imagine how nice it would he to he married with kids and a friendly Dads relived their doped-out. folk festival Ground Floor, Union Buildings, Leeds University, Leeds. LS I I OH, a Sunday afternoon Lower youth and murmured hushed "excuse- me's" dog. dancing happily On ;is they attempted a quick glance at the man to the strains of Van and his la,/ piano. Oh Tel: 0113 242 4684 dear. in shades. Alison Tracey What of Van then'' The tact thai he no. Cf Offer applies when buying a complete pair of Glasses. i.e. Frames & Lenses. The Hacienda comes to Colombia next week

CANCER LEO . I RIF..., T4CRI 6/.1/IN/ - Jul 22 1423 - Avg 72 Mrs 21 ollar 20 Apr 21 . Nay 22 -Jo 21 Jra 22 Avg 23 - Se 22 and about again -,nt• t L ose to you is You could he feeling fed You're out Change is all around you i'h is is a slow week tor It's nut worth laying all your after a time of homely paying hills - do Vino need hopes and plans on another actong a Iitlk ocid11', You up with your lot this week right now, with plans to have to figure iota what the as friends seem to he cosiness_ You're on the cement a relationship just reminding" It looks like you person as things may not doorstep of sucems and mind amid be on mon• lofty work out the way you had problem 6 without leaping ahead and making around the corner. You're appearing tiso nosey, and if progress while you are within the next few weeks feeling more settled than things. This week will show thought It's quite likely you you'll find friends and great moult When' could be let down at the last necessary, be supportive standing still. This will you have done for several even by a while trying to gutde them pass as you get time to colleagues being a hit more weeks, with renewed hope opportunitiin are concerned. moment, maybe sociable than usual Don't be but you may find emotional family member. Otherwise, towards a lifestyle Chars appreciate the finer things for the future. You seem to rnanms block your way to much more fun. This week. in life. Take some time to taken for a ride by someone have a lot to look forward invitations to celebrations: who only wants to know you SUCKI.M.. Be assertive and all and parties should not be the world is your ovstim as think about health and to where romance is will go well. turned down. travel comes into locus. fitness. for the help you can provide. concerned.

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This week bring. you Money and good fortune are Family celebrations seem lf you're looking (ire a You seem to be greatly Your emotional cup is many choices, particularly set to come your way within likely soon. Don't get re:loon nut to accept a influenced by someone's running over this week as over relationship matters. the next few weeks. Anyone sucked into family distant invitation, do not negative thoughts and you tight to keep your Susan Ley/bourne A contract or official looking for a means to extra squabbles or you might fear as offers of floor space feelings this week, as you heart in check. Hall of you is the Pagan Chaplain at documents should not be cash should tind SUOC166 in regret getting involved. Al and sofa beds come your ask for advice and honest feels trapped in a The University of Leeds, overlooked. The next few the meet tineXpected places. the moment you seem to be way. You're a popular soul opinions. You may find their relatiorechip bound in words like concrete boots chains, while the other halt attached to its Occult weeks will he full of You're attracting many standing in the corridor of and everyone wants your surprises. Don't neglect helpful friends right now just when you're ready to yearns for emotional society KABAL. She can be life just waiting for the right company right now. Watch the important details while who are mom than willing to door to swing open. Leave out for misunderstandings flap your wings and fly. security. Concentrate on contacted at her office at 77 noshing to get to the good be by your side and support things a week or two and as a friend's partner seems Don't give in, despite the childishpleasure; to Vicar Lane, Leeds L51 6QA things in life. you in any new venture everything should be fine. to be taking 4 liking to you. obstacles. release Mat tencjiwt. (0113) 242 3531 CLUB CORNER MATT GOODMAN'S The HaciENDa end of Tour party at films on friday the Warehouse and Digby's looks set to be one night in heaven...

flingIn Style (Sunday the comedy-crime arena. ins i uesoay, two or welt as a tree nuitet at I TV, 2.55pm) is proof. if The inhabitants of the Arizona the North's finest Digby's and unlimited community at the core of Fire In The ii were needed, that it is Tclubs will be joining executive travel between Sky (Tuesday BBC I. 9.40pm) aren't possible to make a heist for the first time ever. Both the clubs. quite so deliberate in their technique Love to Be and Colombia Love to Be, Colombia film that doesn't have an of dealing with the unrelenting are hosting the Haeientifs and the Hacienda have also Goddly tractutvd narrative structure tedium of smailtown life. They just end of tour party. which is agreed is special deal for tie told back to front). thieves who have a UFO come down and kidnap being held at two venues Leeds Student readers. one of the local populus. Travis sport nifty black suits and natty simultaneously - Digby's whereby VIP tickets aill Walton, a lumberjack to remarkable and the Warehouse With only cost L5 with a flyer ties. or even a robbery that goes performance by D. B. Sweeney) and the guest list including and an MIAS cant. disastrously wrong despite then sit hack and wait for the Prince Naseem, Simply Whether you start the inevitable media shit-storm to hit meticulous planning. Pomona! Services Red, and M-People, as well night at Digby's and move town; well, it passes the time. doesn't ITV Saturday, 10.30pm as journalists from loaded, on to the Wawhouse, or Martin "Midnight Run. Beverly Hills it? The film begins with the Cop" Brest's directorial debut features "Parliamentarians indulging in The Face, Mizmag. and Al, vice versa, Tuesday looks somewhat presumptuous claim that considerable excitement is set to be a night to a trio of geriatrics (played by old- the events depicted are based on a perverted sexual misadventures." timers George "isn't he dead yet'?" being generated about this remember. true story but if you can keep a reign one-off event. Burns, Art Carney and Lee Stntsberg) on those minor quibbles pertaining to Gramm Park heads an holding up a Manhattan hank and using accuracy and suchlike, then Fire In impressive list of D.Is, Due to Otis size of this Sky. which also features good work when he's playing the good guy. is a cop the prproceeds to fu nd. among other The which also includes the event, Colombia will be things, a gambling trip to Las Ve from Terminator 11 star Robert Patrick and who takes his heat duties a little too gas. - as he resorts to physical vnolenve Hacienda's Tom taking bit f y a rest on The charm of the film lies in the fact Henry 'Thomas, who seems to have a thing literally to win over the charms of Stowe. Russell's Wainwright and Bobby Wednesday. Instead of the that what its robbers lack in style is more about aliens - in •i younger days he was wife. Langley, as well as Love to normal night, they will he than compensated for by their various OAP the kid Eliot in ET - is a well-told, Unlawful Dun, which asks questions of vigilantism and so-called have-a-go He's Tony Walker, hosting a party at Citrus privileges - free bus passes. health care and nightmarish yarn. heroes, treads the usual thriller route by Tickets can tie bought on Cit•u.s, Club rlassie$ will respect from the community at large. Or so Equally disturbing, but of a more down setting up a scurry if mildly plausible the door for either venue. be played orb night until they wish. Indeed, it's the entire to earth nature is Unlawful Entry 2am and entrance is only Thursday ITV, 9.00pm), which has premise. and then unravelling it by piling although an f,$ VIP ticket dissae.tisfactitin with their retired lives allows access to both. as 12_ which leads them to pursue the life of crime perennial psycho Ray "Ciontifellas' -Lintta on ever-more twists and turns to keep the in the first place. Going In Style is u fine worming his way into the lives of happy punters nicely chilled. Well. you won't find freshman effort from it director who's suburbanites Km's Russell and Madeliene anything trash here, but it's still reasonably proved himself to be more than capable in Stowe. Lima, who seems menacing even sufficient nailhiting stuff and when you get down to it. your fingernails can be right tasty every once in a while, Less appetising is a bunch ut pensionable old judges and Forbidden Fruits parliamentarians indulging in perverted Fire In rice sky sexual misadventures. but that's precisely t' s a rods •if ion The tickets are for the 043C1 Tuaaday, 9.40pm what you net in Personal Services rollercoaster. kids. and you performance of Monday 4th "A well-told nightmarish (Saturday ITV. l().30prii), ex-Python Terry Ic+mid he there. The molt i- December at 7.30pna. Ti' he in Jones' account of the working life of avrall winning musical Return with a chance of winning. yarn." brothel-keeper Cynthia Payne. Nut as sexy To The Forbidden Planet solve the following putzler or funny as you might think, but a stand-out comes to The Grand theme in and write the answer. your performance from Julie. Walters as the just a week's time, and we've name. address and telephonic unreal-Mg madam keeps the film nut of the got a pair of tickets to give to number on a postcard sir stuck hunkhed zone. if not exactly in the four one terribly deserving reader. down envelope I'm kidding - poster territory The shoe. reaches Leeds any inanky old scrap o1 paper To finish up this week. a salutory lesson .after a lengthy him of touring will dot and drop it into either for men on the subject of women scorned is And West End residency. It's a of the Leeds Student offices provided by Aaaek Of The SO Foot fey% ed-up reworking of Or you can glamoniusly ring Woman (Wednesday BBC'_. 6.45pm), the Shakespeare's The Tempi-v. in your answer on 2434727- hilimous classic of I3-movie making from mil features more 50s and fills the autcur-director also responsible for , lassie songs than you can Question: Who sang Great making The Brain From Planet Antic. shake a stick at - Great Balls Bulls of Fire? Of Fire! 18

r • Friday, November 24 Odeon Cinema Alex Goldeneye 1_30, 4.50, Headz Club with Children in Need kicking Punsters from 7.55 E.A.S.E., Wayne Seeley, BBC1 7.00pm Riverdance, and no doubt The Scarlet Letter 1 55, Squid, Greenpeace. if ever you needed an the cast of Eastenders 755 Primos ll incentive lo prise yoursell out singing "Roll Out The Barrel'. Crimson Tide 1.50, 5.40, Hammer & Tong • happy of that armchair and get Again. Go and visit some old 8.20 house with Paul Phillips yourself a social lite, then this people, start an evening A Walk In The Clouds & Curtis Zack, it it, if you slay in, you'll be class or find a freshly painted 1 15, 3.55, 5.55. 8 30 Music Factory subject to 'hilarious" special surface 10 Stare at, but gel French Kiss 2.00, 5.35. O.P-A.L. - happy house_ editions of The Brittas out of the house belore 8.15 Bash Street - indie Empire and Keeping Seven hours of cheese To Die For 5.30 LUU Harvey Milk Bar up Appearances, the high- MGM Cinema Party On smothers you to death. Tommy Boy 1.00, 3.15, After Dark, Morley 5.45, 8.30 Thank F"k It's Friday - Clueless 1.00, 3.15. 5.45 house & garage. Species 8.30 Pleasure Rooms BBC1 BBC2 OWN IITV To Wong Foo... 1.00, Up Yer Ronson with 1 y ICh4 4 3.20, 5.45. 8.20 Jeremy Healey & Cottage Road Cinema Brandon Block 10.00- Bravehean 7 15 4.00. Admission £9 6.00 Business Breakfast; 7.00 6.00 Technology Season; 7.00 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Supermarket 5.00 4-Tel On View, 6.30 Ulysses Lounge Cinema members, £7 non- BBC Brealdast News. 9.10 Kilney; Breakfast News: 7.15 Lassie; Sweep. 9.55 Calendar News: 31. 7.00 The Big Breakfast 9.00 Goldeneye 5 40, 8.10 members Si NUS. 10.00 News: Regional News: 7.40 The Legend Of Prince Weather. 10.00 The Time...The The Golden Girls; 9.30 Schools, Showcase Cinema The Cockpit Weather; 10.05 Can't Cook. Wool Valiant; 8.05 Smart; 8.35 The Place; 10.35 This Morning: 12.20 12.00 Simply The Best, 12.30 Goldeneye. Nine Brighton Beach - Cook, 10.30 Good Morning With Record; 9.00 Ournze Minutes: Calendar News: Weather/Network Sesame Street; 1.30 Katie And Months, Species, Brepop/tetro. 11.00-4.00_ Anne And Nick; 12.00 News: 9.15 Teaching Today: Equal North; 12.30 News, Weather: Orbie; 2.00 Spaceboumti, 2.15 Pocahontas, Mortal £5 admission Regional News And Weather. Opportunities; 9.45 Watch; 10.00 12.55 Coronation Street; 1.25 FILM: Sparrows Can't Sing (1962), Kembal, Bravehearl, The Warehouse Weather; 12.05 Pebble Mill. 12.50 Playdays: 10.30 Cat's Eyes; Home And Away: 1.55 A Country 4.00 Think Tank; 4.30 Fifteen To Regional News And Weather. French Kiss, Apollo 13, Anything Goes - student 10.45 Square One TV; 11.00 Practice: 2.20 Murder. She Wrote; One; 5.00 The Factory; 5.45 Holy One O'Clock News: To Die For, Clueless, A 1.00 Look And Read, 11.20 Short 3.10 Help Yourself: 3.15 Five Places; 6,00 Blossom Weather; 1.30 Neighbours; 1.55 Walk In The Clouds. 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Show Aspinall and, by contrast Gallagher et at starts 9.30. Admission To Die For 5.30 to the 1960s, is governed Perhaps money can £2.50. by business decisions buy you love after all! MGM Cinema Tommy Boy 1.00, 3.15, 5.45, 8.30 Clueless 1.00, 3.15. 5.45 Species 8.30 To Wong Foe... 1.00, an. BBC1 Il BBC2 ilTV Chil 4 Charlie Parker's (ex 2 5.45, 8.20 oar Havana's) 1 1 I Soul, hip-hop, Ian & can I Cottage Road Cinema 7.00 9.25 Supermarket 5.00 4-Tel On View: 6.30 Ulysses groove. 6.00 Business Breakfast; 6.00 Technology Season. 7.00 6.00 GMTV, Braveheart 7 15 BBC Breakfast News; 9.10 Kilroy; News, 7.15 Lassie; 7.35 The Sweep; 9.55 Calender News And 31, 7.00 The Big Breakfast: 9.00 The Golden Girls; 9.30 Schools; Fiddlers 10.00 News Regional News And Legend Ot Prince Valiant. 8.00 Weather, 10.00 The Time... The Lounge Cinema 12.00 Crawshaw's Sketching And NUS student night Weather, 10.05 Can't Cook. Won't Blue Peter. 8.25 Songs 01 Praise. 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To Knots Landing, 2.40 The Clothes 12.00 GNVO; 12.30 Working 2.55 Shortland Street; 3.20 News Compelling drama starring Dre For, Clueless, A Walk In night Show, 3.05 Incognito. 3.30 Philbert Lunch; 1.00 History File; 1.20 Headlines; 3.25 Calendar News: Glenn Ford as a wandering The Clouds, Under Siege 2. The Frog: 3.35 Oahe, Doke: 3.45 Landmarks - Wnting And Printing; 3.30 The Slow Norris; 3.40 Tots cowboy given a job by To Wong Foe.... Tommy Planet Earth Dear Mr Barker, 4.00 Alvin And 1.40 Spanish Gtobo. 1.45 TV. 3.50 Wolves, Witches And rancher Ernest Borgnine Boy, The Scarlet Letter, Absolutely Fabulous - The Chipmunks; 4.15 Phantom Storylirne. 2.00 Bruin: 2.10 Giants. 4.05 Sooty And Co., 4.30 whose young wile Valene Crimson Tide. Student night, drinks promo's 2040; 4_35 Grange Hill: 5.00 Snooker. 3.55 News: Weather. 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The turn of 6.30 The Dales Diary. 6.00 Roseanne 7.00 Telly Addicts the century saw cinema 6.30 Hollyoaks Bradford Playhouse & 7.00 Wish You Were Here. 7.30 Watchdog change from a novelty to the 7.00 Channel 4 News Film Theatre John Carter goes roaming 8.00 EastEnders. Phil is left greatest mass entertainment 7.55 The Slot Blue Juice 6.00 in South Africa and Anna holding the babies. with a in the world. 8.00 Inside Out: Ivy's Genes. The Neon Bible 5.15 Walker visits a UK based little help from Grant 7.50 Close Up Will genetic screening Land And Freedom 6.15. but Amencan•styled 8.30 The Thin Blue Line. 8.00 Horizon. An investigation of eliminate disability? 8.30 summer camp for children. inspector Fowler is planning the radical new ideas of 7.30 Coronation Street. Could 8.30 Porkpie. 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Weather, Opening Up Technology; 9.25 See Calendar News; 12.30 ITN News: Sesame Street, 1.30 Widget, 1.55 Braveheart 7.15 Mr Craig's 12.05 Pebble Mill; 12.50 Regional You. See Me: See France; 9.45 Weather; 12.55 Emmerdale. 125 How Now Going, Going?; 2.05 Sugar Babies - student News: Weather; 1.00 One O'Clock Watch; 10,00 Playdays, 10.25 Home And Away; 1.55 A Country FILM Deep Valley 11947). 4.00 Lounge Cinema night News. Weather; 1.30 Neighbours; Come Outside: 10.45 Teaching Practice, 2.20 Vanessa; 2.50 Think Tank; 4.30 Frfteen-To-Orte Goldeneye 5.40, 8.10 1.50 Snooker; 3.05 Incognito: 3.30 Today; 11.15 Le Club. 11.30 Shoriland Street: 3.20 ITN News 5.00 The Oprah Winfrey Show; Teaching Today, 12.00 See Hear!: Harvey's Orville And Cuddles; 3.35 Blinky Headlines; 3.25 Calendar News; Oprah's Famous Diet. Bill; COO Oscar's Orchestra; 4.25 1230 Working Lunch; 1.00 Showcase Cinema Nasty - acid jazz, hip 3.30 GigglIsh Allsorts: 3.40 Tots Oprah talks about her Animal Hospital: 4.35 It'll Never Teaching Today; 1.30 Showcase; Goldeneye, Nine hop, soul. TV: 3.50 Hot Rod Dogs: 4.05 The personal struggle with tier Months. Species, Work; 5.00 Newsreund; 5.10 Byker 1.40 Thunderbinis In Hindi: 1.45 Twisted Tales Of Felix The Cat; weight problem. illustrated Grove You And Me; 2.00 The Family Pocohontas, Mortal Observatory 4.15 The Sylvester And Tweety by clips of her. both fat and Kombat, Braveheart, 5.35 Neighbours. Bianca has Ness; 205 Christopher Crocodile; Mysteries. 4.40 The Ward thin, over the years. Rock Haus rock 110 Budget 95: 6.00 Fresh Prince French Kiss. 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6 ure LEMIS STI.11)2iT Nuicintom 24,1495 or f• ction. I sue madly untouched 'their themselves. Young men arc not immune to media prirtrayals of what they ut.-h as Lynx and (linear usc the should aspire to, nor are men totally immune to women discussing Bout -anent their products iuc they do Pin, Keanu Reaves. Pierce lirmnatt etc. Rue when Woking at male .e air the concepts of perfection anorexia. you have to look less at a tear they arc not living Up to tee ahout male perfections: from expo:warns of (ahem_ but rather, that they ace not fulfilling their own lar male to the feminine. dandy expw.atinns stf Themselves to he a real man_ Hui if yotmg men do compare ingland -11Xfe is a strong therreiel yes to international hes synth tIs or sportsmen_ then ...utility they can nay about their appearance. he nothing butdissatisfied ;tad unhappy flamboyant and obsessive than Men's egos are easily bruised - what young man can honestly say he has al-prising the nude cosmetics nut once whipped out the tape inosure or fumbled around with a rulerl lEr) in the country.. Men arc While more and more men are using healthcare and cosmetics paiducts. %cirrus, insecure sir fanatical there seems in have been little increase in men communication with each omen mi. But male anoresia rs other about their own bodies and appearance. Men may hoad ahont ping exces.sive van tv or to the gym and their five-mile-morning runs but for many students crucial factor for most imorest•S discussing moisturiser is a different matter altogether. David Powell. a ease in the use of steroids hr third year Pniduct Design tandem at MR! said of male healthiwc. "I think once, and WIIS well documented it is nectsltry now, as condoms have become more acceptable for men to it this increase was mirrored by buy, so healthcare products an inevitably going to go the same way". Ben tenads were a short cut to large Stack_ a second year French student al Leeds University believes; " More that the side-affects of taking men are becoming more comfortable and confident in using cosmetic not to use them. and some still products.- but he stresses,-1would nut use them," Men will use them. and many probably do, but often in secretive .haul, AVS or certainly alone This failure tit- communication between men about their anxieties or insecurities about their own bodies dries nothing but perpetuate the problent.

dvi. to men about their bixlies is often in the foint of a garbled A .:1 little speech. about site not being important,huh h .itf.e1 I else. e,se.._.e M do rut know their bodies as women do - how many men knot% OW 10 eho.tk tor testicular cancer or even go to the doctors for a routine check-up? Men are made to (eel re loved from their bodies. by a luck of knowle4.e. For mile Knotexist sufferers taking cumuli of their eating, is n way of making their bodies tnily theirs - they ate constructing a More direct and intimate reintiOnshm between their mental and physical state. Certainly, for must mot. this is a subconsclillIS &visit tn. It is exceptionally drificult to gain access to anorexia sufferers The condition is of course dealt with in the siriciest confidence and no records are kept; and anorexics themselves are often understarulubly reluctant to crime forward, particularly men But Jerry Artil lc from V the Leeds Eating Problems liclpline referred to .1 case whew a mak- ER40 1-104S SUC4-/ OWAM student. suffer* trom anorexiii..hail live padlocks on his food eUptx lank; to slop himself eating. PM/ 415 PUTT lithe media only have a limited impact on male ant nvArcs. we must look elsewhere for a clue to the rise in the number of sufferers. 15 744E- S iZE OF Thai clue is in the changing sociul make•up of this Country. In ghat men have lost their way in modern society. Changes in attitudes and L611-0/1-. the evinumy within Britain today halve left most men unsure of their rule. This situation is intensified forynung males who Ili not achieve a good education or lack specific skills. 1\venty years ago, such men would have gone into manual lab rut-lobs in the old, large indtenne,s, Some form of manual labour was virtually Dianna:rod for toast able- bodied men. But today. few men enjoy the luxury of such job security. T.Inompitlyrrient in today'• economy is an inevitability, and it is young males who are hit hardest by this reality. Men's self- esicern. self-eamfidence anal self- respect is being damaged as a result_ This increased inst.Turity in young males perpetuates a desire within them to take control of their 411101 lives. 'this can be expressixl in numerous ways; it is a sad fact that the young malt suicide rate Is wexks is male irecrrasirlg at a luster oar than any other portion of society, and this is inextricably united with men's present insecurities. The increase in the incidence of male tutuiesiti is another reflection of ihis male fnistriition ;Ind insist:urn y staggering lack of research 1 u3 erase obsia, IC II, our 1.111del NI;111dills2 1.1 ale Vilthtt4 ,11 tile' I ilL ' .111, `11,..,1 but for some it is stems nom ankteir tile anorrucs LIT linen 1111/01....2 is ter La I:, ,110111IL ;st ln from tire &gins? IlisoRicrs conditions chest malt: de% el( ipmeill III W14110,6 i. ie haaaiil hill it %;1 .11 o he ''exLessivel,.. And accept they hay e:111 11111UCI1Cir_ their 1, eser rc,oa nl rr L'NrCii Iftc 1111111N:1 :c Jial muscle soct,..111 11,.. r4 male an. acsics 1,1 ,:oriiinak- inocas; 'lir I.c ii, I tr.,11ii tith,“11, 11 ObV:Yied WW1 •-., 11.oc 1I 7H, well 1114:■C 2,0141sliflerel, M 630;0 lirMtm It, s.0) Blatt , IC, it raker over their every .NeernIllgili SO at odds with men s nnrlll,il icl.ttitaisino v., an tool of attention It provides us With a small ss indou nit, the psyche .1 son le ate desirability of attaining men, old say ing. "'lie way to a nouns heart is through his stomach" std Byrne and particularly certainly has rather mitre sinister connotations toda!, than it i ince diii awn). yet all are undeniably sex lols, and young men are tilierher situ Qtr made or female, if votiii-el that teat tnav hay,- tnrtrltlrtr, especi or even worship. But the mit), Mitt eating haat and nerd liorrotte iriurm• Crucial to male arortitin is not Leeds Eating felpirm le. but how they perceive or Mallow! &trine Pmbrentv lielphoe ,q? i;1(.11 ; £1500 FOR YOUR G IDEA

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The deadline is I st December and our budget must be spent by 29 February 1996 ARTHUR NDERSEN Arthur who? Apcnitlit &NC/ERSE • -.■ 007 Careers Special ...more likely to be driving a Porsche 13 On Her Majesty's Careers Service d0 0 YOU'VE BOUGHT the dress suit. acquired a taste far vodka Even though the Cold War's final whistle has martinis, and practiced saying "licensed to Kill" in front of the mirror until you're aintost been well and truly blown, there are still plenty Sconvincing. But there's just one vital step '14 you still need to lake: getting a job with an of opportunities around for would-be Bonds. organisation that will give you the chance to enter a real life version of your fantasy IMOGEN RIDGWAY takes a view to a kill-er James Bond existence. Well. something like that. anyway. career. Shooting pictures: WILLEM JASPERT Mind you though. this is the nineties, the Diplomatic Service Cold War is over. and spies don't seem to be as fashionable as they used to he. But Undercover research: STEPHEN SWIFT Recruitment Section there are still plenty of career opportunities Personnel Policy Department if you're hoping to spend you career requires at least a second class honours OCHQ could provide art opportunity for Foreign and Commonwealth Office (R70) maintaining the diplomatic stiff upper lip of degree, and applicants will have to undergo you. Graduate Management Trainees work 4 Central Buildings the United Kingdom. stringent vetting to make sure they are in all departments of GCHQ throughout Matthew Parker Street The Diplomatic Service not only suitable for what their recruitment brochure their four or five year training progranune. London SW111 9NL organises staff for the Foreign and intriguingly describes as "secret work". and will examine intelligence issues within Commonwealth Office here in Britain. but Promotion is reasonably fast, and a fast government departments. technological Ministry of Defence also represents British interests alt over the stream entrant could find themselves developments in the world of intelligence. world via Embassies and High acqpiring the grand tide of hest Secretary and solve real. practical problems. Executive uriecera Commissions. Fast stream entrants into the by the time they reach their 30s. Just think. GCHQ is also keen to promote equal DAG Executive Recruitment Office Diplomatic Service usually begin their you may even end up hosting your very opportunities, and Is trying to move away Room 240n training in London. and will- focus their own Fererro Rocker party. from the traditional idea that civil servants Lacon House attention on a particular area or issue. After The Ministry of Defence recruit are recruited on the basis of who they loans Theobalds Road two years spent advising Ministers on Executive Officers, Research Officers, at the golf club. London WC1X 8RY relevant issues and dealing with other Statisticians and Inielligepce Offices each So that's it - you may not become the departments and organisations, there will he year. Intelligence Officers work both in new James Bond, it there are plenty of Research Officers, Statisticians il rusting abroad to actually work in the London and abroad. and as tar as opportunities 10 enter the world of Recruitment & Assessment Services (R.A.S) area you have studied, and advise high- knowledge of foreign languages is ambassadors, diplomats. defence and Alercon Link level delegations visiting from the 11K. concerned. German is the preferred choice. surveillance. And if you fancy espionage. Basingstoke Entry into the Diplomatic Service If you fancy working in intelligence. but keep your ear to the ground. You never Hampshire 14.211113 aren't ton keen on leaving the UK. then know. they may already be watching you. inteikerice Officers (MCS) 2c3 Room 325 Somerset Hall Somerset Street Bath BAI 5A13 Or on the other hand, you GCHQ could bring a little of that Room A l II08 GCHQ Priors Road Bond magic into your own Cheltenham Gloucestershire c ;L52 5AF home....

ETTING A 'PROPER' pati can prove rocket latthchrrs And pens thut shoot and vulnerable. Well, that's what happens in to be a painmakine, time- pOisoncd darts ialtlaiugh I thought I saw a the films_ anyway. I suppose your conainiung process. Especially lieat-seeking missile disguised as a tannish housenitees might nip in and steal your when you're hoping te get on a pasty in aforn..sisto once). tuxedo for a laugh - which would he almost G By co inecaliug at spring in a tag packet. as serious. high•profile graduate recruitment programme. But until you hear from OCHQ you could easily create a spring-Beaded So you too can he James Bond - well, if or the diplomatic Service. you could cigarette dispenser - ideal for outwitting you're a boy, that is. Girls, if you want to always practice your James Bond act at any nicotine-dependent enemy .P1-ay this game, Mete are two roles open to weekends. You never know. your cosy An empty him disguised as mi... a Mil you - spy or secretary But choose carefully, Loofas a street could actually be the front him will stop any enemy agents from as although the spy has heart clothes and for an intemafiunal drugs ring 'not that you writing nut their secret messages ort your more Itua she either gets killed before the should be scared or any thing). phone hook. However. it might MN° slop film ends, or sleeps whim lames Bond, of So what dues a wannabe James Bond you receiving those vitally important hoth. Moncypenny may spend the whole need for a auecesstul !mission? Well, a dress messages from Mother. worry', "M". movie typing, but at team she gets to guts suit is a must. a fast car would he useful, But. hey,. being James lima isn 't about her pants on. and then, or course, there's gadgets. which ears and gadgets, it's about being cool in a And no self-respecting secret agent should be crisis_ flash with your cash. and strangely remember_ without. sexy. even when you're desperately trying liondsters. If you're going to be Maul ved in high- to work out complicated bomb-disuniting }nu only speed car chases and the like, then its codes with only ihiny seconds ha spare. All lista cr... probably hest to buy a dress sun. rather of which are qualities which you can once. than hire one, as I think Moss Bros might achieve in the contort of your own home express a few doubts over any claims that with only minimal mactice. your Jacket Sleeves tell off as you were There are, however, a feu "don'ea rolling down a mountain aide while trying when it comes to being your own Bond. to escape trout an exploding nuclear base. Firstly. don't he tempted to go into the Unfortunately, Laehange aa Merl isn't Union Bar and ask if anyoraos seen Pussy exactly Bell of BMWs and Aston Martins at (Won:. The Ptiliticat Correctness 011-11:Cr bargain second-hand prices. so you might will have you elected before yoe :am say have to make do with tearing around in Is that a Golden your housernatea Mini, which is fine and -MmWantcillhik cls ur"t a hen yea' to in the shnwer ay Gun in your dandy it you're atter a criminal on a well may sound strange. I know. but Pocket, or are you bicycle, but not much cop at any. other time. you cant het that some cnited Russian spy Just pleas to see Every Bond needs his gadgets. but a Atli invade our bedrusan and plain a me weekend Bond can't always get hold of bomb/hugging device while you're nude. 29 I Eros en DINT Novriethet 24. I995 Science oo7e--;=:-ft)- 0 e man wi the silver screen THERE comes a hit in into a huee seagull and every James Bond film watch hint fly away, when Mr Big Baddie It alt sounds like fantasy catches our hero and but the technology now installs him in his torturous, exists fur such an unlikely complicated looking. means cinematic experience. US of delivering a slow film-makers have used the lingering death, machine. latest computers and laser These devices are disc technology to produce Ironically linked to the an interactive film, in which baddie*s particular brand of the audience decides the world domination and are plot. apparently infallible. It is a 20-minute However. using a absolute turkey of a film combination of his true Brit called Mr Payback. The grit and a keyring that audience are presented with converts to a pocket II choice of plots every 90 battleship, he escapes, and. seconds and they select well you know the rest. their desired piece of action Successive generations using a series of buttons of would-be world dictators fitted to their chair. A fall for the same old trap, computer counts the vote, and they all end up the and shows the relevant same way: their elaborate section of film from tine< hideaway explodes and they suited on the laser disc. The meet a sticky end. This pile s) stein works so fast that formula is a tried and tested the seams between the success and is ultimately different segments are part of the appeal of the unnoticeable. films. A second interactive Now, picture this the film. Ride For Your 14. Since Neil Armstrong's giant leap for mankind the year is 1998 and Grant from goes on release later this Easrenikm is starring in his year. and will ask the first Bond film. Nasty audience for a selection NASA space programme has stumbled from one crisis haddie catches him every It) seconds. The breaking into his secret fascinating subject of this base, shows him round, tells Film is bicycle messenger to another. DAVID ADAM investigates the future of him what he plans to do men. but more serious plots now he alone controls the are planned if the audience entire world stock of reactions are favourable space exploration from Mars to your own back garden disposable lighters, One major drawback entertains him over dinner with this type of film is the and then puts hint in the huge number of scenes that managed to halls the Wilt4,• Ming up. but id atio[txhip With Intill%14) Mid the private above mentioned deathtrap. must he written, acted and HE Queen Mother sector. Last year: a call was sent out to has u new artificial the trend had been set Space travel was He turns to walk out the directed, some of which ticked off the list of 'things mankind must universities and research institutes for ideas door, stops and thinks, says will nes er he seen. Mr hip. If you watched achieve' and that was that. for missions to the planets, and Goldin "Naha sod it tin his evil Payback has more than two the news last week NASA hits since managed to halls things wants partnerships with companies and Germanic! Russian accent) hours of footage shared on you will no doubt be up for themselves quite nicely. It continued organisations to benefit from their and shoots Bond. Pops him its laser discs. to plough vast amounts of cash into a few. expertise. In exchange, NASA will provide one right between the eyes, It is predicted that aware of this his budget. high reward projects that went its research and development facilities. already. If you watched the rest Bond utters a witty one- interactive technology will T spectacularly wrong. The Challenger But it is possible that the innovative liner linked to his own he available in 250 US of the news, then sandwiched shuttle exploded. killing the crew of seven. organisations ;Ind entrepreneurs Goldin is demise, and dies. cinemas by thc end of 1990. between the Diana PR express the Mars Observer satellitesimply targeting may soon not need the help of Not happy with that? So you never know, in the and the cutey, funny story at the v anished, and the Hubble Space telescope NASA to get into space. The break up of Then watch the film again future Bond may finally get the Soviet Union has led to a surplus of end, you may have seen the was launched. Heralded as the most and this time save Mr Bond off with Moneypenny. drive advanced feat of engineering this century. space rockets front Russia and Ukraine. from certain death. Too a Skoda and stir his Vodka- docking of the American space the two halves of the tnirror were built to The rockets are advertised as simple, conventional? Then view it Martini, all at the whimsical shuttle, Atlantis, and the Russian different spetelicationc and would not en reliable and easy to use, and there are a third time and turn Bond command of the audience. Mir space station. together in space. Although the telescope thousands of them going spare. A group of This is the second time the two craft has since been modified, and is providing American aerospace enthusiasts am some interesting. if Murry, pictures. it is extremely interested in this opportunity. has e untied in orbit, a situation that forever doomed to be preached as an They - and every one is a science fiction would have been unthinkable U) years example of "how not to do it" to lirst year writer - want to turn space travel into a ago. In Reagatt's era of Star Wars, the Deadly dishcloths Mechanical Engineering students the world profitable, privately run business. free front two crews would have been more over government interference and bureaucracy THE average student in major American cities likely to blow raspberries at each other They have already designed their first kitchen, in my humble were analysed and 70 per through their window, hatches, while spacecraft. 'Space-Cub', described as a experience, is an absolute cent contained some type hundreds of miles below their They're convinced "sports model spaceship for ordinary tip. if that describes the of pathogen. A fifth respective scientists worked on how to eititens". It would be available in kit limn. place where you will cook contained salmonella blow them out of the sky. there are enough complete with instructions about how to your tea tonight then this bacteria. Political differences aside, the docking turn your hack garden into Cape Kennedy. article is not aimed at you. Not only does the is a massive technological achievement and Exactly what defines the 'ordinary No, this is for that rare dishcloth provide ideal the next step on the road to building larger. people with the citizen' they have in mind to buy this is breed who keep their growth conditions for the permanent structures in space. But does unclear. The type of ordinary citizen, no kitchen spotless. so the bacteria, but allows for anybody still care required suicidal doubt. who would want to spend half a surfaces smell of alpine easy transportation around Public mdifterence to the continuing million quid on a Dry USS Enterprise_ The meadows, your feet don't the different, food space programme is at un all-time high. and type who wants to travel at more than slick to the floor, and you preparing, areas of the coupled with massive cuts in funding this is tendencies tunic a second, and go over a hundred miles can see your face reflected kitchen as you carefully forcing those who still believe in space above the earth. then 21) minutes later come in the oven door. Recent and diligently clear up all exploration to change their approach. Back Dan Goldin has run NASA since 1992 hack and brag about it to their mates_ They research has shown that those nasty stains. in the sixties, when the originul NASA and has radically altered the NASA are convinced there are enough similar even in these temples of Not even washing the Apollo programme took a whopping 5 per strategy. His mantra is 'faster, better, people blessed with sufficient cash and the cleanliness, potentially cloth by hand will help: the cent of the entire US federal budget, public cheaper"; gone are the 'Big Space' protects required suicidal tendencies to make their lethal microorganisms are only recommended action opinion was 100 per cent behind the of the past and in their place a series of idea a success waiting to pounce. is to use disposable paper project. But then Neil Armstning heat the smaller, shorter and cheaper missions. The The Space-Cub has not yet left the Modern kitchens may be towels. Their use can cut Ruskies to shake hands with the Man on the first few have already been planned and computer simulation screen and, if you're filled with high-tech. the risk of Mims Moon, President Kennedy's promise was include unmanned visits to the moon in the type who hates being burned off at the labour saving devices but considerably ,but if your 1997 and Mars in 1996. The new fulfilled and the great American public lights by a pretend Nigel Mansell in a people still insist on kitchen hin is as full and as battered Mk It Escort, hope it never does. forgot about the whole affair. spacecraft, to be used in the missions. are mopping up spills and mess infrequently emptied as made from the latest and lightest materials, A pretend Luke Skywalker in a battered Interest was briefly rekindled when Tom with a good old-fashioned most, then you'll be Hanks somehow gut himself aboard a and all weigh under 1.000 kilograms Space-Cub. complete with furry dice and dishcloth. Dishcloths kicking used paper towels subsequent mission. and not surprisingly One of the most striking aspects of the extra spotlights. may just be enough to send collected from 100 1 ,s around for weeks. new NASA approach is the redefining of its you scurrying for your Queen Mum videos 30 Classifieds 15

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Up to and including 15.11.95 LUU Football EMPHATIC CUP WIN

ti 1 l tir •A•:yir Winn 1111 I Yew, LUU triumph LUU Hockey LMUSU 15 LUU 40 I I 1 i Worn 1.111' i 11vaLAsik A :hats 1.41' 2 Sks.,011.% Men's Rugby League 1st XIII 5.ris Nrwcallia I %km, W t) I. 1• A PIS HARD-WORKING performances by the LI_ l forwards Sorno.,wno. 5 1 I I A lo 7 4 1 I: 9 9 5 provided the platform for a victory which saw them battle into A 11 5 It svr the quarter-finals of the Student Rugby League Cup. Last week's league meeting between the two teams ended in a lUU Women's lacrosse landslide sictory for I.l It but this was always a closely-fought contest Ii i i aq I.I. If I 5 Scwsnile II which was only settled in the last quarter of the game. Wall so much at stake. a was 10, I. 54 rl 1 F A PIN I), Xl■• ■■▪ S 1.1 II .1 :1 It} understandable that Me match began ▪ 1 4 .! scrappily, with both teams surretakaine By Ben Proe 1.1 t 1 7 II 1 7_[ SI II ti• .1),11 II II I 71. 511 possessiun early in the utckle count An LULI mistake from the kick-off put it Ivo, van their racn, -5. we, rt•t • LUU Men's Table Tennis under pressure immediately. No thi:ir NleCorroack ilk I.M1 'SI 111I1 I•. I ik I II tktence held flint and LMUSU were hack with some high hi, unable to capitalise It was much tht: opposite number Dotal} La% pr•lcir•il P XX 13 1 F s PIN 1.1 .I In `Wile in the other dinaltoit. with gir d delicate grubber kicks. there was only torwani driving wasted by saltless one mate scow before the Intak, whet, 35 I • 111 'h 11 knock-ods. The forwards mem provided ElliS4H1 crossed the LUU tine limn the had far LUU's tint try, though. 20 yards out to make the scow 8-th at LMUSU Rugby Union setting up the position for Mark Vinton half time. to cruses at the corner. They did not lead It was the period immediately after • ■,.• I Ilader.fir 1,1 X11 for long. however. I.MUSU's Matt the tweak which destroyed LNIUSU's Brogan levelling then an almost hopes of victiny. Although they enjoyed identical move. a pencil of sustained pressure. a Lavin Authority drop-goal was all they had 10 show lie it. This failure in turn pnassure into Although then: was still little In paints soon proved costly, as first a LMUSU Badminton choose between the sales, the LUU Sergent penalty and then a second Oxley forwards Aulds began to asset their try took LUU out to a crucial I 3-point authority. with committed drives gaining advantage. their team valuable gniund. Their efforts Further misery was to follow. as slick soon wstilical in a penally try, which passing led to Oxley completing his Graham Sergent converted far the tint treble. and although LMUSU threatened of his eight goals. Both teams continued hrietly with another Ninon try. LMUSU Netball to squanderIXY4.9.4,5S81011 cheaply, though. axWirio tai scores hien Manyn Hill and and more good territory gainetl by the Richardson. whose performance lanyards was was-fix! by some deserved a try. ensured that LUU justly IN indifferent handline. Iniptc_*ssive LUU claimed their place in the. last sixteen. 1.1411.C.1 tackling. notably by Mama Diamond LULL couch Rob Lowe was soli: rh o 1114.7, and Richardson. continued 141 pressurise understandahly happy with the outcome: LMUSI., and their efforts were "I was pleased with our _second halt rewarded when Mark Oxley intercepted periontumce," he said. "and our LMUSU Hockey to chain the first of his hat-tick of ties. superiority in the pack gave our backs t 41, sl GRIPPING STUFF: Action from Wednesday's cup derby Pic: Mike Pryce Althisirh bath scrum-halves tried the chance Its show their specq"

w • .1 0 U4114:11 4 : I 3 ii.ef '1 I 11 114.4.464/14.ir S 1' OTHiR RESULTS One Hull of a disaster NADMINT44N: I tit 11 41 '7 Ncwmlf and out-passing Leeds, and from one Jacobson hail saved the initial effort 'iris 11111 • LMUSU 0 HULL 3 VAlir 1 11.1 1, midfield sortie alter IS minutes they To their credit Leeds did pick up In Mr tit SA 11.1.sulwi11-1.,40....sm, vet.• Men's Football 1 st X1 took the lead. Leeds conceded a corner. their game in the second half. and .A4 Sum WI ight resisted Iir Is.j 1:th From which u completely unmarked seemed to be gifted 41 NV ay. back iron the Me wale,. end r41 1111. the ../11s- Report by IIAGA1 SEGAL .thher mock game when the Hull captain NUS sent 0.1/17111.11V MI1.14000,- 40111.-1111... Hull striker headed hurtle. 8/1A61111.111.1,g A LACKI USTRE LMUSU Leeds were clearly uncomfortable off fur punching away a goal hound Met+ 11111.1 65 Nix 4,4.0:- 4+.. with the high ball. which Hull used ins header. Hut club captain Simon Viom t. III. 74 Ner,1111... 41 performance was ruthlessly 161/411 1_1411.51- 75 lloulduslielJ punished h■a highly organised torment their defence. Another corner Darlaston's penalty came buck off u and committed Hull side who caused chaos in the LMUSU box, and prig, and after that Hull's In men never Itt,'.44. 111;11 was crashed Neer from close range really looked threatened. 4.0t.r: scored three first half goals to 1.eed= meanwhile were doing Darlastnn was not surprisingly end the game as a contest by the .I illSLI. themselves Few favours, constantly disconsolate after I he performance. • break. Leeds' second half efforts being too elaborate in midfield and commenting "I wrluldri 1 bate: coming failed to breach the :ma', team's trying to pass their was our of near tie". while defender Andy hack line and Hull avenged their Thb played right into Hull's hands. and Derbyshire said "just put we were slut. 2-I defeat earlier this season. after the hall was again given ilV4 in male- Leeds are still well placed and 1.44ed• were given a first half midlield the away side took a should qualify. but it they fail to lixnballing lesson. Hull dominated the commanding half lime lead. anima: on this performance little Call midlirld from Ihr start. sal tackling hammering In the third .1110 keeper be esp....tied in the later rounds LMUSU battle it out with Hull Plc: MPryce 8 LEEDS STUDENT Friday November Sport

CHEERS: Sheldon. Leese. Hodson, Kerr, Barlow and Hooper celebrate They're all ruck and roll stars DRUNKEN orgies, pub crawls, sexist jokes and the occasional game of' rugby. Such Is the stereotyped view of LMUSU's 1st XV rugby team. and judging by the stories flying around the bar alter Monday night's training session, it's not far from the truth. However, the fact that Leeds have suffered only one defeat all season - against Hull, who they defeated in dramatic fashion in Wednesday's return RUSA ZOE FELLER tie - illustrates that there is a very different side to this TACKLES wain. too Coaches Rees Morgan LMUSU'S and Paul Wood. first team players at Leeds RFC. tue FIRST XV AS developing a 'strong tram. The 72-10 RUSA defeat of Hudderslield last week THEY BID FOR indicated that. particularly as several players were absent BUSA GLORY thoiugh injury. Not surprisingly. Leeds suecess, the absence of are optimistic about the refit match bulls and kit over the of the season. "We'll win the first few weeks of the season Yorkshire Cup." promised hardly gave rise to optimism. club captain Mike Trent:ll. Hui Leeds knew they "and we should make the could look forward to a good nationals in the BUSA season when they beat LUU competition." 26-0 in early October. "Not Unusually. the team heat - thrashed." insists team includes a handful freshers. captain Richard Harlow_ They were inuoduced to the "We're looking forward to wonderful world of the rematc ► in March" university rugby at the (3iher events on the freshers' competition in horizon include a tour to Newcastle, at which the Amsterdam. where the committee disappeared to a challenge will be ter stay local pub before the drunk for as long as tournament and left them possible. even during stranded. Paul Sheldon matches. Stories about last suffered alcohol poisoning. year's trip to Dublin have and the rest of the committee been strictly censored. THE HALL OF SHAME were not in a much better suffice to say that the team By Paul Wilson unknowns began to shatter world records by which found 43 limes the amount of state. hut the freshers are hoping to make it onto WHENEVF.R spurt makes Inint page news, massive margins seemingly al will. Ma's te..stOsterOne in her laxly. managed to make it to the the boat this time around. nine times our of 10 it concerns scandal, secret? Rigorous training of course. but also The list of cheats also eneompteers other final without them. Leeds also face Cheltenham Sleaze sells as many a politician can testify. an ancient Chinese potion. coneveux.1 from disciplines. Two South Africans and a Starred and Gloucester in Those sportsmen and women who are found amongst other things. turtle blood. Western Samoan were sent home from the memorial match to to have taken pciformance enhancing drugs Eyebmws were nnsed further when severtd recent Rugby World Cup. and the Celebrity players include commemorate the death of therefore Find their misgivings slapped Chinese swimmers tested positive at the irrepressible Diego Maradona has been not only ex •LMUSU one player and the stabbing across the headlines. In recent times there World Championships the following year. banned twice from football after drug use president, Andrew Snowball of another following their have been several cases to leave the tabloids and as rapidly' as they emerged the supposed What we do nut know however, is the at prop. but also Leeds' very foam two years ago. licking their lips and the pmtagonists licking 'next world power' disappeared under a extent to which performance enhancing Own version of Forrest With seven players their wounds. volley of allegations drugs are abuse d by sports stars. It is all tern Gump. who starred in the nominated for the British At the 1991 World Athletic The hall of shame also includes British easy for the governing bodies to cite one ur freshers' tournament. He student trials and a fair few Championships in Tokyo. the sudden sprinter Jason Livingston. who was found two famous captures for their testing picked up the ball and just caps hetween them. LMLISU emetgenee of Chinese women as a force in guilty of using steroids. while Dianne Programmes and to claim a victory against ran - across the pitch and look certain to progress from middle distance running left most observers Modahl has been banned by the IAA): the cheats. There are no records of those through the funs. only strength to strength. A coach struggling for an explanation. (fluter the despite being cleared by the British Athletics: who chili we to deceive the authorities and when told to in no who wears pink socks to guidance of coach Ma Junren_ the group of I:Aleutian' after investigations into the test succeed. uncertain terms, training obviously isn't too Since LMUSU claim that much of a disability. organisation is the key to a whaler er the players sayl 34 ort i Di os s ill/iv; Fears fs,,,,ithri .sr- Hes 1 100 No 2: The Kop's Last Stand By Darren Behar Will. never forget Liverpool's last home game of the 1993-3 season INDUSTRY - the swimming of the mast famous terrace in the world, •nfield's Kop witnessed Have the cheats found a new numerous triumphs. both in domestic and European competition. On other occasions, when n served as a shrine to those that died at drug, which cannot be detected? Ilessel and Hillslanough, it was more than Li terrace it united ;in enure nation in mininurte. There was a earnisal atmosphere as everyone sang Paul Wilson investigates and bounced as one. We were worshippers. paying our final respects in the only way appropriate. Some of the great players of the past paraded to cheat the system. It is the HAT is your before US. vivid International Olympic Committee For those present. the most HOC/ with whom I have an axe to recollection of occasion will live long in the W grind. =may. At times, we chanted the 1988 Olympic For they have refused to accept endlessly the names of our Games? Maybe Holmes the finding of their own laboratory heroes of the past - Shankley. tests, which claim to have found a Paisley. ftatglish. Ilausen...hut and Redgrave winning way in detect synthetic 11611, and not souness. their second consecutive instead await the results of Buried heneath a mass of rowing gold. Or even Flo independent work funded by flags from all over Europe, no f.:750,0(X/ or IOC money. the results one really eared that Liverjx)ol Jo and her amazing nails, of which will not be known for three were being beaten. Even the which were covered with years. Norwich fans just watched in more gold than her two To rub salt into these self- awe. Most people stayed long inflicted wounds, their own people after the final whistle. singing. medals. allege that with extra funds they tying scarfs to the railings I No, I know it won't he one could have a viable system up and even managed to take a piece ra- of these. Most people, running in time for the Summer de- Kop tualie with me. whether sports fans or not. Games in Atlanta next year. One would expect a lest lot will remember the Seoul synthetic WEI must be first and Games for one reason. The foremost in the minds of the IOC. BOGEY PICKS sight of Ben Johnson gazing I3ut their traditionally bitarre down the track, poised in his internal politics arc hardly renowned UP DOUBLE for rationality. With Juan Antonio blocks, eves bulging and Samaranch in charge. a man JEREMY Bogey scored yellowed with, as the world trequently accused of corruption and twice as Llitr's 1st XI was to discover shortly after. abuse of power, common sense Hockey team followed up the deliberate use of decisions are often lacking. their memorable IltrtiA clenbuterol. Cheats win over Durham with a The fastest man in the world 3.1 league victory at Hull. had used anabolic steroids, and Since these revelations have Leeds needed to maintain we recoiled in disgust and come only a week after the their recent good form to stay allegations against Frank Dick, in touch with the leaders, and disbelief. He wasn't the first tutd Britain's ex-director of national started strongly. But Ben Cook he the last. he won't yet the coaching for athletics. concerning squandered a straightforward world will remember him - his his preference to "protect the spon opportunity after forcing an undeserved 15 minutes of fame from a potentially huge opening. and final passes will linger on. embarrassment- rather than expose continually went astray. The only positive clement drawn the drag cheats supposedly known 10 Hull took the lead against horn the sorry affair was Johnson's him. it all smacks of a refusal by the the run of play. Nil lloeey capture and the retails e susses~ of authorities to do everything within equalised from on,.. the drug testing program. their power to eradicate drug use. It ,nccession of comas c,u is Ill seems that they would rather keep an the second halt. Leeds Strength untarnished image and allow the continued to press and the Over the past couple of yeals cheats to profit from their hesitance pressure told when Bogey however, the use of a new stimulant and deliberate ignorance. Both sides completed his brace from a has emerged Hy taking human Come out happy. slick comer routine Growth Hormone thfili I athletes To sweep the issue under the can gain the alleged benefits of carpet instead of addressing the traditional anabolic steroids. problem when the tools are available FOUR IN A ROW to them is outrageous. II out serves including increased strength and a By Benjamin WOO, leaner frame, with the welcome to encourage the continued abuse of benefit Ito the cheats anyway) ill drugs in sport and this goes against LAST sscekund it being undetectable. the most basic sporting ethics. But MO finest men's crews and a HON is produced naturally and do ethics even come into the women's crew to race in the synthetic version take!) by some equation in these days of increasing I .ondon. athletes is currently greed and professionalism? Andy Cooper's tour came indistinguishable from it. The Nest year's gold medal winners 11th our of 27 in their division. Barcelona Games also revealed that will go down in history. It can only beating Reading. Thames and its secretion is increased due to the he hoped that the Olympic ideals Cambridge Chris Richards' stress of competition. The still apply today. But if the system tour. coxed by Lucy Gihson_ ramifications are frightening. seems to be openly encouraging the finished ninth in a field of 30 Much 4S I find drug use in sport cheats, relying on the iteeteity of the The womerfs crew performer ahhurrent, this is not another 'Just competitors is a risks game t, he galland) after being hit ers. message to those who wish playing Thames crew. Leeds race in York on Sunday.

TOTAL FOOTBALL UPDATE: Page 16 NOT SUCH A CLEVER DICK: Former national director of coaching. Frank Dick, us under tire 1 35 •SIIT'u'i)"...1 II SPORT ) 1.1J i) SPORT GLORIOUS GRETTON New kids the chop Hy Paul Ammdelle A inexperienced 1.11: team returned with a healthy' enllection Of medals from the Kl:GB Student National Karate Championships, which went held on Saturday. lioth the men's and women's APPY (HAPPY teams won silver in the Kumite. HNAPPY losing to London and Manchester respectively in the final. The JAMES Chapman and Danny success fea tured a brave Perkins scored hat-tricks as performance by Angela Lee. who LMUSU's 1st XI Holier team carried on con peting with a 9-I ROSA win over ► enjoyed a suspected !mowed jaw. Hun on Wednesday. The lad In the uklividual events, Maria team lost 2-1. The women's Borg won Nome in the WOMCIIS won 5-0. but the :ads went lsl, Kumite. club captain Shun Ping held 0-0. Chan came fourth in the men's LW 'S" 's rugby tennis Kam. and Joni Knutsen finished qualified for the knock-out fifth in the inen's Kuttute rounds with dramatic last- The results were ssmrgi trg minute victories. The ht ►V given that a number oi the were down to 14 men when representatives our making their Rich Barlow kicked a penalty competitive debuts, and Leeds for 18-17. and the Ands were can look Inman' to their Christie indebted to a late ,Nndy Payton Cup clashes with Manchester and drop goal for their 16-15 Liverpool with optimism. ON YOUR MARKS; LUU's Marlin Merryweather prepares to start the 4.000m individual pursuit Plc: Marie-Pierre Trigla

LEEDS UNIVERSITY UNION HELLENIC SOCIETY JENNY Cretton struck Groton .kept her nerve to pursuit, in which Adam Michael Bannister, Adam Cooper came 20th in :32.6 Cooper. Julian Dirneeli and LN4t.1 HELLENIC SOCIETY gold for the second year take the title by half a wheel (27.057 mphi after pulling his Nick Thomas raced li.or their running in the women's length, breaking her own championship record with left hint nut of the pedal at the (list time together in the THE LAND OF THE GODS 200 metre sprint at the start. Martin Merry weather -1.tutirn pursuit. They finished time of 13.837 seconds BUSA National Student and Michael Bannister I I th overall, clocking a time of MONDAY - TUESDAY 27/28 NOVEMBER 522 mphl. finished 23rd and 32nd 5:33.605 12(1.978 mph). Track Championships The championships at the respectively over the same The championship team on Sunda). Manchester Velodrome distance. prize was won by Manchester attracted a record 114 entrants. Alter progressing The women's individual Racing 'ream, with Leeds including English and Scottish through the qualifying ;,tiourn pursuit saw Gretion finishing filth EXHIBITION members. All heats. Groton. a student at national squad achieve fourth place with five major championship t.F.Ens: Lorna %Wes I LMUSUP. Parkinson Building LIV, contested a hest-of- 4:38.689 124.221 mph). Helen Sfiehael Rarini•ter, Greg Collis. records were broken during the OPEN 9am.9pm three final. She v, on the Meekings came eighth and Adam Cooper. Julian Num*. Jima) ill hour contest. Helen Reeves ninth. Meekmas cilium, Nick i.R. Paul 114.0m. Helen first round, but lost the Other notable Leeds Meekings. :Moran Merryweather. finished in the identical second to set up a thrilling performances were in the Helen It !sick Timings tall position in the 2(X)m sprint. SUBJECT area's individual 4.000m GREECE-CYPRUS The place, its people, and its culture iffsTimE 'THINKJNGl through the aees AtiourTHE005kA5 PRojEci. Poster display ACCCUNTANTS BRING Ito vfmzoielis To Book exhibition snj wow, CREScENAo C oaf< Video shows THE soolcs,INITIER THE Greek wine and "meze" AMOURS 1101j) flughtiliE BuKTT

TALKS Monday 27th 6pm : Mr Georgalis (Cyprus embassy)

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