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EDITORIALS PAGE 20 The CLASSIFIEDS PAGE 22 UWM COMICS & PUZZLES PAGE 23 October 23,2006 The student-run independent newsweekly Volume 511 Issue 8 UWM honors and remembers slain student
By Filiberto L. Ortega Special to the Post
About 100 people gathered in Spaights Plaza, Monday, Oct. 16, for a candlelight vigil to honor the life of Joseph Munz, a 21-year-old University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee student.
Senate Appropriations Committee Chair Daniel Bahr, Senate Speaker Russ On Tuesday, Oct. 10, Munz was shot and killed Rueden, Student Association Vice President Jon Tlngley and Student As- socaition President Samantha Prahl meet in a garage on Friday during an while making deliveries for Jimmy John's. News emergency session of the Student Association to discuss how the group spread fast and shook the UWM community. will respond after UWM administrators shut down the organization on Friday. Photo courtesy of Greg Schmidt Solemn music played as family, friends and members of the community gathered in Student Association the rain for what would be a night of shared memories. Student Association Presi refuses university dent Samantha Prahl com "The thing I'm gonna menced the ceremonies and miss most about Joe left the podium saying, "The , gets shut down only way for us to make it is his cute little smile. ing the suspension. through this tragic loss is for He had that way of Group considers "We never said we won't give us to be here for each other, up the books," said Kyle Du because only together can we just looking at you begin to heal." filing suit erstein, SA legislative affairs like he'd melt your director. Chancellor Carlos Santiago By Ryan Cardarella Prahl added that she has no then spoke to the crowd and heart and soul." said Munz epitomized the Campus Government Editor problem with being audited, - Patty Farrell just not by the university. traditional UWM student in Members of the Univer A meeting was set to take Joe's aunt sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee place on Monday between See VIGIL page 4 Student Association received Prahl and administrative offi an unpleasant surprise upon Will Lemke, a friend of Joe Munz, cials, but the office was locked attends a memorial service for arrival to their office on Fri up on Friday before that took Munz in Spaights Plaza on Oct. day morning — they simply place. 16. Post photo by Matthew Dick couldn't get inside. "Our student voice has been Chancellor Carlos Santia shut down," Prahl said. "It is vi go's office has suspended all tally important to maintain our Student Association access to independence (by state statute) Suspect in UWM student's death arrested facilities and segregated fee from the university. It sets a money until SA turns over all dangerous precedent when an Michael R. Green, 24, was arrested late According to the Wisconsin Circuit financial records, including independent organization has Sunday, Oct. 15, in connection with the Court records, Green was found guilty of private account information, to answer to the university." Joe Munz shooting, the Milwaukee Journal two felonies in 2001. One of these involved under UW System policy F20. She added, "If need be, it is Sentinel reported. homicide by negligent operation of a ve On Oct. 9, my intention to Green was charged on allegations of hicle and the other a hit and run involving Santiago re sue the univer first-degree intentional homicide, three death. quested that "Our student voice sity." counts of armed robbery with threat of The preliminary hearing is scheduled any and all has been shut down." SA held a force, and two counts of felon possession for Oct. 27 at 1:30 p.m. at the criminal financial re makeshift meet of a firearm as of Thursday, Oct. 19. justice facility. cords be made - Samantha Prahl ing Friday night available to Student Association in a garage in UWM auditor the 3300 block of Paul Rediske, president Cramer Street to and UW Sys inform members tem auditors of the activities of the day and Chancellor has prostate cancer Tou Her and Zach Simba. Un to discuss what is next. The ers, said Tom Luljak, UWM at home after surgery. der the F20 policy section II, impromptu meeting had to be Vice Chancellor spokesman. "I expect that Carlos will organizations must provide held off campus as part of the Santiago will have surgery be in very close communica financial records if requested. suspension. to fill role while on Tuesday, Oct. 24. tion, and I plan on having dai Failure to comply with this pol A resolution titled the Fis Santiago recovers During Santiago's absence, ly conversations with him," icy may result in the denial of cal Accountability Act of 2006 Provost and Vice Chancel Cheng said. fee and facility support. was presented at the meeting, lor for Academic Affairs Rita Santiago said in the e-mail SA did not refuse a financial demanding that other services By Dan Polley Cheng will act on Santiago's that he will need to limit his audit, said Samantha Prahl, SA on campus be suspended as Editor in Chief behalf, Luljak said. campus appearances until he president. Instead they request well under accordance of the Cheng said the role of the has fully recovered. ed that the audit be conducted F20 policy, such as the Norris " University of Wisconsin- provost is to "fill in for the "I want you to know that by an independent party. Health Center, Klotsche Cen Milwaukee Chancellor Carlos chancellor." I have full confidence in the However, a note left on the ter, Student Union and Athletic Santiago announced he has "I've done that in the past ability of our administrative SA office door by Interim Vice Department. SA alleged illegiti prostate cancer and will be when he's been on vacation," and governance leadership to Chancellor of Student Affairs mate transactions totaling over off campus for four to six she said. "It's quite routine." vigorously move forward our Jim Hill stated SA members $100,000 associated with these weeks. Luljak said Santiago is "res many initiatives in the coming indicated plans to audit them groups and wanted the same olute" to keep in touch with weeks," Santiago said in his e- treatment administered to E-mails are being sent to selves internally and never different campus reflectors so the campus and campus ac gave up their records, prompt- See SHUT DOWN page 4 as not to overwhelm the serv tivities while he is recovering See CHANCELLOR page 4 2 October 23,2006 News The UWM Post
The UWM Post Staff news briefs City ordinance could require and two-family dwellings, leaving Drugs and alcohol Sherriff's Department for further News & Editorial new smoke alarms what committee members called a investigation. Editor-in-Chief Milwaukee residents could soon gap between smaller homes and 20- Two 18-year-old male students Dan Polley receive a fire-safety boost, accord unit or larger complexes currently were cited on allegations of A female student reported her bike stolen from one of the City Editor ing to Milwaukee Fire Chief William required to have hard-wired alarms. underage possession of alcohol at 9:25 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 13. Kenilworth Square bike racks Stephanie Brien Wentlandt. Committee members also wanted research conducted to determine The men were allegedly found in at 3:52 p.m. on Monday, Oct. Pending approval by the Zon 16. The bike, reportedly worth Campus Life Editor ing, Neighborhoods & Development whether or not the ordinance would the commons area in Sandburg Tyler Casey result in reduced home insurance Hall with backpacks containing $100, was secured with a chain Committee of Milwaukee's Common a bottle of vodka, a bottle of with a combination lock. Campus Government Editor costs for Milwaukee citizens. Council, homes would be required tequila and a bottle of Jager- Ryan Cardarella to use tamper-proof sealed-bat meister, and received citations. Zoning change near Columbia- Features Editor tery alarms. This new requirement Katie Schmitt would replace the current standard St. Mary's not passed Two 18-year-old students, one Other of nine-volt battery alarms found in A proposed zoning change to male and one female, were al Arts & Entertainment Editor most homes. Wentlandt says nine- switch the 2400 block of North legedly caught with marijuana in A 34-year-old male who is nqj a Tyler Gaskill volt alarms are unsafe because they Farwell Avenue from residential to a West Tower room at 7:40 p.m. student was cited on allega Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor. . . are often left un-powered after bat business property was not passed on Monday, Oct, 16. The man tions of disorderly conduct and Sean Quast teries run out of power or are re by the Milwaukee Common Council received citations on allegations charged by the Milwaukee moved for various reasons. of possession of marijuana, drug Police Department with violating Sports Editor on Monday, Oct.16. Wentlandt and 11th District Aid. The residential area is located paraphernalia and tampering his probation at 8:56 p.m. on Jimmy Lemke Joe Dudzik voiced support for the with a smoke detector, while the Wednesday, Oct. 18. The man one block north of North Avenue allegedly grabbed the backpack Editorial Editor bill at the committee meeting on and a block east of Columbia-St. woman was cited on allegations Devon Marie Wiesend Oct. 17. Wentlandt and Dudzik of possession of marijuana and of a male student outside the Mary's Hospital. drug paraphernalia. Golda Meir Library and ran. Production Editor said that the ordinance would be a Approximately 25 residents from much-needed upgrade to the city's The student and another male Isral DeBruin the surrounding blocks voiced op Theft student chased after him, and fire safety in the face of proposed position to the changes at the then more students joined in the Photo Editor budget cuts to the Milwaukee Fire meeting. While the residents are chase. The alleged perpetrator Matthew Dick A female student reported that Department. not opposed to development, one was caught by campus police Because the current language of her car had been broken into Illustrator resident said they are not in favor and the car's CD player stolen outside the Union. The victim did Sean Quast the ordinance would require alarms of giving businesses a blank check at 3:59 p.m. on Wednesday, not wish to press charges, so to have specifically Lithium batter to build what they please. Oct. 18. Her car was parked campus police cited the man on Puzzle Editor ies, committee members voted to allegations of disorderly conduct Jonas Wittke At present, no plans have been in the Veteran's Park UPark hold the ordinance until changes submitted to Milwaukee to develop lot and was found by another for causing a disturbance. It was Copy Editors can be made to the language to that block. If plans are submitted, student with a smashed right then discovered that the man Gemma Guenther include a wider variety of battery then the Common Council will hold rear window and a missing was on probation and he was Melanie Hupfer types. The current form of the ordi another public hearing and consid radio'. The case has been turned turned over to the Milwaukee Police Department. Dan Polley nance is also only applicable to one- er re-zoning the area. over to the Milwaukee County Danielle Neuheisel
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uwmpost.com News October 23,2006 3 University continues UPass fees will not be increased Program and break even. Now they are are going up. What direction to expand research looking for the spillover to do we want to take?" Fewer proposals in the RGI should be at about the alternatives still cover other areas of their Duerstein indicated that same level as the first round, budget," Duerstein said. the university could finance second funding wave Harris said. being discussed While avoiding a fee in its own bus service for com Last year, 44 projects were crease this year, SA is still parable fees, though the awarded funding through exploring other transit op system would be less com By Dan Polley UWM. By Ryan Cardarella tions for the future. SA held prehensive. Another option Editor in Chief This year, Harris said, he Campus Government Editor a meeting open to students would be to get rid of the expects the number of projects on Wednesday, Oct. 18, to program altogether,* which Over 175 project proposals to receive funding to be about The Milwaukee Finance try to get feedback on the is highly unlikely due to the were submitted by University the same. Harris said the num and Audit Committee voted program and possible al- need for alternative transit of Wisconsin-Milwaukee faculty ber of projects that will receive to reverse a proposed UPass options to transport stu and staff for the second round funding are based off several fee increase at a meeting on dents to and from campus. of funding through the Research factors, including what the av Tuesday, Oct. 17. "Services have been Collection rates for the Growth Initiative. erage request for funding is on University of Wiscon UPass this semester were The program aims to expand all projects. sin-Milwaukee Student As decreasing and prices 57 percent, meaning that the university's research enter "We chose projects in terms sociation (SA) President are going up. What over 40 percent of students prise by investing in proposals of their merit," Harris said. "So "Samantha Prahl and Legis are currently paying into a from UWM. It is designed to put we basically funded them until lative Affairs Director Kyle direction do we want system that they do not use. more researchers into the pro we ran out of money." Duerstein both lobbied the to take?" However, the program in its cess of research and help en Some projects were commit committee to reverse the current state undoubtedly able all disciplines, including ted to be funded this year, Har fee increase. - Kyle Duerstein relieves traffic and conges "We think it's wonderful tion around campus, a ben humanities and the arts, to gain ris said. But he said that some SA legislative affairs access to research funding. money has been carried forward that the UPass rate hike was efit even to those who do The initiative allows those to offset those commitments. reversed," Duerstein said. director not directly utilize the bus employees to apply for initial Although it has been almost The proposed increase system. funding, which is awarded by a year since the first wave of would have brought the "I take the bus from le university. funding began, it will be anoth UPass fee to $44 per semes ternatives. However, only a Waukesha every day. Park T thinkjhat we discovered er 12 to 18 months until UWM ter, representing a steady few students showed up to ing sucks around here," said that this program is best suited can see if the first round was a increase from the $35 fee voice their opinions. student Christopher Ehlers. for new research, so I think we success, administrators said. just a few years ago. The fee "Most of the complaints A final budget meeting probably got proposals that "We are much too early in had been raised in three of we have received have been will take place on Nov. 6 were focused on that type of the process to know how the ex the previous four years and associated with the 40U and with a veto-overriding ses work and last time, we may ternal proposals will fare," said will remain at $41 for the the 44U routes. They only sion slated for Nov. 15. To have gotten a broader range Chancellor Carlos Santiago in time being. run until 5:30 p.m. now," Du voice your opinion on the of projects," said Mark Harris, an e-mail. "The awards started "The spirit of the pro erstein said. "Services have UPass program, call the SA associate dean for Research in in summer or fall, and the an gram used to be to just been decreasing and prices office at 229-4366. Graduate School. ticipated submission dates for The changes taking place most external proposals is in for the second wave of fund late spring through early fall EAST SIDE ing include a change in the of 2007. It usually takes about umnTannin percentage of faculty salary six months for grant agencies MAYTAG CQm Lmmm & that corresponds with course to decide on which proposals release, a rule prohibiting an they will fund." applicant from being the lead That measure of success is in ONE proposer on more than two line with how the first wave of proposals and an earlier dead the RGI was presented, Harris line for the application process, said, "which is why we initially Harris said. set it up as a three-year pro With purchase of any The funding for this round of gram." multi-tan package WITH PURCHASE OF ONE WASH Not valid with other discounts. DOUBLELOAD ONLY Limit one per person. Limit one free wash per person, per visit. Not valid with other specials. 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He has just over hosted by kiss • bein will be looking at sick 20 subjects so far, but expects male students and studying that number to increase as the w^ jjackane their testosterone over a two- weather gets colder and flu sea week time period. Muehlenbein son starts. wants to understand why men Subjects will be studied over with high levels of testosterone a two-week span at three differ sometimes take longer to heal ent times: on the first day, the from injuries and can be more third day and the 14th day. Mue susceptible to disease. hlenbein will be looking for stu "People think that high tes dents at the upcoming flu shot tosterone levels are a good clinic sponsored by the Norris thing, but there really is no ben Health Center. efit for men to have high testos "We definitely want to see c orra rrr&s terone," Muehlenbein said. the effects vaccinations like flu Muehlenbein's reason for the shots have as a jolt to the sys study is to find out why testos tem," he added. 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ministrative Council that was SHUTDOWN written to former SA president Continued from page 1 Russ Rueden. The Student As sociation has a similar private those organizations. However, account just as SHAC, the or the measure was not voted on ganization involved in the em or approved at the meeting. bezzlement charge, does. The meeting may also have Rueden said at the meeting been held in violation of SA that everyone will get a re Senate bylaws section 6b, sponse, just not tonight. which states that emergency Prahl said SA has about meetings must have 48 hours $2,500 in their private account in between being announced currently, money that is typi and held. cally used for emergencies like Members of SA voiced their the current suspension. How concerns that student free ever, SA cannot access that doms are being assailed by the money to be used for an at university in suspending the torney in light of the current activities of an independent situation, so they are looking organization. for someone who will work "To do what they did to an pro-bono, or without compen organization that is allowed sation for the public good. by law to govern themselves A university police detective is unprecedented. It's unbe escorted Prahl and other SA lievable," said Student Appro members into the office when priations Committee chairman they went in Friday afternoon the hardest Dan Bahr, who also sponsored to gather textbooks and other / the accountability act. belongings so that nothing Others voiced dissent with could be tampered with. the Student Association's stance "They are treating us like on the situation and urged the criminals," Prahl said. organization to comply. The shutdown affects all "If there is no problem, why aspects of SA, including the c^^fid^iMs don't you just give it (the ac Student Appropriations Com count records) up?" said senior mittee, meaning that student Antonio Ramirez. "What do you organizations will not receive have to hide?" . any allocated money until some The shutdown comes in Light sort of agreement is reached Aredtuutci/ of an ongoing investigation and the suspension is lifted. into an embezzlement charge Administration represen involving a $10,000 check tatives were not immediately from the Sandburg Halls Ad available for comment.
CiNl/UC ever met in my whole entire VIGIL life." Continued from page 1 Amanda Lulewicz, a friend of Munz and a UWM student, that he was a good student, a said she'd "give anything right hard worker and that he had now for one of those big bear a bright future ahead of him. hugs from him." He then called for a moment One of the most touching of silence and candles were lit stories came from Amanda in memory of Munz. Santiago Clemens, a childhood friend moved from the podium, en of Munz from his hometown couraging friends and family of Lodi. She shared with the to come up and give testimoni crowd her first encounter with als of Joseph's life. Joe when she decided to play Munz' uncle, Mike Farrell, football with the boys. She was the first to step wwi : y Wisconsin, corn up to the podium. Munz "loved being here at UWM. It was a welcoming place for him to be," he said. Farrell's wife, Pat ty, would later add, "The thing I'm gonna miss most about Joe is his cute little smile. He had that way of just looking at you like he'd melt your A candle is lit for Will Farrell at a memorial 2222 E Belleview #206 heart and soul." service held for UWM student Joe Munz. Post photo by Matthew Dick • 1 Bed 1 Bath Munz' roommate • Updated condo within and friend, Jason Mayes, told then went.on to tell a story of a story of a cupcake-cook Munz, the matchmaker, who walking distance to UWM ing mishap he and Munz had, introduced her to a boy by the • Condo fee's include which brought out some laugh name of Ben. Through tears heat ($146/month!) ter in an otherwise somber she exclaimed, "I am forever crowd. Mayes also spoke of the indebted to him because that •$109,900 steak dinner that Munz cooked man is going to be my husband for him and his friends on the in five months!" night he was killed. Others shared stories of Joe Mayes thanked the Milwau and his job at a canning com kee Police Department and the pany back in his hometown Riverwest community for their that he spoke highly of, and the help in apprehending Munz' al motorcycle that he worked so leged killer. hard for. After the ceremonies, Kayla Labunski, a childhood a book was left out for people friend of Munz, said, "Joe was to sign and to write messages the biggest teddy bear I have for him. Ted Schaar tyM\% entering its last phase and new 414*510-9151 CHANCELLOR student housing projects un [email protected] Continued from page 1 derway, this is an exciting time Many Mihvaukee area condo's at UWM. I look forward to re and homes available Above,. mail to the UWM community. turning to our campus soon to - Call me or E-mail me today! Crowd!, "We will continue building our continue the important work research infrastructure while in front of us." ensuring that our students Santiago also urged UWM have access to the programs community members to get The Desty Team REMAX Lakeside • 1200 E. Capitol Dr. • Milwaukee Wl 53211 that will help them to be suc cancer check-ups. www.desty.com Each RE/MAX office is independently owned and operated. cessful. With our comprehen "He's very optimistic and sive fund-raising campaign positive," Cheng said. uwmpost.com October 23,2006 5
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because food and daylight some apples, and you're good became scarce, which fright to go. While the apples float ened the European and Celtic at the top of the water, par people. They believed that ticipants in this game try ghosts came back to haunt and bite into an apple and the earth on Halloween, and retrieve it from the bucket they were afraid to leave — no hands allowed. Accord their homes under the belief ing to Celtic tradition, apples that they might encounter are associated with love god the spirits. If they needed to desses. leave home, they wore masks Bobbing for apples was so that the ghosts would think originally a game for unmar they were other ghostly be ried young people. The first ings. Costumes have evolved person able to retrieve an significantly since then. "Tra apple was supposedly the ditional" costumes include next to marry — a tradition witches, ghosts, skeletons much like the throwing of the and vampires, but nowadays, bridal bouquet. it's most popular to dress up Halloween treats as celebrities, fictional char There are numerous foods acters or political figures. associated with Halloween, Pumpkin carving including candy of all sorts, According to the U.S. Cen caramel apples, candy corn, sus, 1.1 billion pounds of popcorn balls and anything pumpkins were produced to with pumpkin in it. carve up as jack-o-lanterns Of course, all of this candy A series of jack o' lanterns rest on the porch of a house on the East Side. Although not very menacing, they pro in 2005, earning the major couldn't stay fun and harm vide proof that Halloween is just around the corner. Post photo by April Heding pumpkin producing states less for long — in the last few $106 million. This Ameri decades, there have been sev America in the 19th century; the form of ritual begging for can-born tradition put the eral "candy scares" in which The stories behind now, it's a staple of U.S. pop food. It gained popularity as pumpkin, which is in season items like poison, needles culture. If you have ever won a Halloween tradition in the during Halloween time, to use and drugs were found inside familiar Halloween dered why we do the things 1930s and gained momentum as a fun activity and decora candy distributed during traditions we do on Halloween, wonder in the 1950s. Adults original tion. It has become possibly trick-or-treating. Paranoid no more. ly viewed trick-or-treating the most prominent symbol parents now make their chil Trick or treating on Halloween as extortion or of the holiday, and although dren cut up their mini candy By Katie Schmitt a prank. Small acts of van carving a scary face into the bars to ensure they do not Features Editor The U.S. Census estimated that 36.1 million people went dalism are common during pumpkin is traditional, one contain foreign objects or trick-or-treating last year, trick-or-treating, although in will find a myriad of facial ex they refuse to let their kids Trick or treat, smell my creased parental supervision pressions and other designs eat candy from strangers al feet, give me something good and about 108 million houses gave out treats. This tradition and security systems curbed in today's jack-o-lanterns. together. Aww, mom! to eat! How did Halloween this somewhat. Traditional This tradition sprouted from become the candy-bingeing, started in the Middle Ages, when the poor would engage treats included pastries, ap an old British custom of carv Sources: history.com/minisites/ costume-flaunting holiday it ples and popcorn, but today ing vegetables like rutabagas is today? in "souling," which entailed Halloween, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ children are disappointed if and turnips into lanterns. To Halloween, britannica.com/eb/article- Halloween's origins are walking from door to door, reciting prayers for the dead they receive anything other day, they are carved for fun 9038951 /Halloween, history.com/ tied to the Celtic people in than candy — and we're not and to make a tasty snack encyclopedia.do?articleld=211305, France, Ireland and Britain, and begging for food on All Souls Day (Nov. 2). talking Smarties. — toasted pumpkin seeds. people. howstuffworks. com/hal- who celebrated an annual loween3.htm, and census.gov/ pagan harvest festival. Immi Trick-or-treating on Hal Dressing up in costumes Bobbing for apples Press-Release/www/releases/ar- grants brought their own ver loween is believed to have Centuries ago, winter was Fill a bucket or other large chives/facts_for_features_special_edi- sions of Halloween to North been created in America in an especially dangerous time container up with water, add tions/007465.html
the ceiling." until 1912. He was born in 1878 in Apparently, the ghost likes the Galesburg, 111., and died in 1967 in Spooky Sandburg Hall 15/16 house, and several resident Flat Rock, N.C. Sandburg adored Mil assistants claim they don't like walk waukee, and said in the "Wisconsin ing that house late at night because it Academy Review" in 1988: "Ah, Mil Since then, our coffeemaker and gives them a creepy feeling. My own waukee, I got my bearings there. The A personal account of TV randomly turn on. Our curtains R.A., though he claims he's a nonbe- rest of my life has been the unrolling and door handles rattle, even when liever, even seemed a little creeped of a scene that started up in Wiscon the spirits lurking in the the windows aren't open. The mi out when we brought our accounts sin." Milwaukee was where he met North Tower crowave in our house lounge turns to him. his beloved wife Lillian, and perhaps on by itself., According to Haunted Places this is where he remains. And it's not just our room. Casey (http://theshadowlands.net), "There Other theories as to who the ghost By Danielle Neuheisel Thompson, who lives on the fifteenth have been many incidents in North is are slightly more gruesome and Copy Editor floor, says, "The bathroom door nev Tower. On the G2 level there is oc relate to the multiple suicides that er fully shuts, but on occasion, he casionally mysterious squeaking have happened in the North Tower. Sandburg's North Tower is haunt [the ghost] closes it while I'm in the coming through the concrete floors, Regardless of whom the spirit be ed. shower. Also, I came here with eight objects are known to move indepen longs to, the ghost, who we fondly Sounds like an urban legend, pairs of Hanes socks. Six of them are dently." refer to as "Nort," made his or her right? That's what I thought, too, un now gone." Michael Bartell also had So, who is this mysterious visitor, presence be known — and made a til a ghost showed up in my room. a paranormal experience. and why is he (or she) here? The ob lasting impression on many North The ghost first made his presence "At night time when I try to sleep, vious guess would be Carl Sandburg, Tower residents. known when the hanging bookshelf my door shakes uncontrollably," Bar- the man the University of Wiscon in my dorm room suddenly fell. tell says. "The lounge TV is also on at sin-Milwaukee's residence- halls are Another day, while I discussed this random times with nobody around. named after. Sandburg, a Swedish- Sources: the'shadowlands.net/places/Wiscon ghostly issue on the phone, every In the wee hours of the morning, American writer, historian and jour sin.htm and library.wisc.edu/etext/wireader/ thing on my bookshelf fell off. there's strange banging coming from nalist, lived in Milwaukee from 1907 WER0131.html uwmpost.com Features October 23,2006 7
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The colossal martini glass World's largest was carved from a block of ice I want candy! and stood about five feet tall. martini served in The ice ensured that each $5 These treats swirled in the Twix Cookies 'n Cream bar Milwaukee pour was cold and crisp for ev This special Twix bar was only available ery party-goer. nightmares of'80s dentists for a short time, but while it was around O'Neil got the idea for the it was the envy of every child in the caf By Ryan Klund world's largest martini from an eteria. The Twix cookie was topped with Staff Writer other benefit the restaurant held By Katie Schmitt last St. Patrick's Day: the world's Features Editor a creamy filling full of chocolate cookie crumbles just like cookies and cream ice The Jackalope Lounj in Mil largest Reuben sandwich. cream, instead of the standard caramel waukee's Third Ward served up Halloween is coming soon, and while the largest martini in the world we may be too old to go trick-or-treat or peanut butter we can buy today. To sign a petition to bring them back, visit on Tuesday, Oct. 10. ing, no one said you can't buy candy to The 15-gallon Hawaiian pass out to the youngsters, and then eat gopetition.com/online/2352.html. Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twix Cosmopolitan was part of a the majority of it yourself. Here are some fund-raiser benefiting Camp candies you probably received as Hallow Satellite/Flying Saucers Heartland, a Milwaukee-based een treats years ago, but may have trou A bit like feasting on Styrofoam,' these organization helping children ble tracking down today. Don't forget to candies are composed of a disk-shaped with HIV/AIDS. brush your teeth after your candy binge! sugar wafer with tiny candy balls in The event took place outside Cry Baby bubble gum side. They are kind of fun, but not ed the Wicked Hop at the Jackalope These gumballs were coated in so much ible if they get exposed to even a touch Lounj on the 300 block of North sour, potent citric acid that the first 30 of humidity, as this causes the wafer to Broadway Avenue. Surrounding seconds of consumption actually brought become chewy. Order some at groovycan- the Herculean drink was a Ha one to tears. 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Candy cigarettes It's still sold today, although much harder ruth behind the trend These originally came packaged in box to find than it was decades ago. es that looked disturbingly similar to real GatorGum cigarette brands that were being produced Gatorade created this chewing gum, There is more than one way at the time. They had a bland minty taste, and it was sold in the late 1970s and early and their texture was a cross between 1980s. It tasted just like Gatorade — sour Turns and a piece of chalk. Now, candy and kind of weird-tasting for a gum — but to lose a few pounds cigarettes are sold under the name "candy the flavor was gone within the first few sticks," and come packaged in a much minutes of chewing, and it just wasn't because of frustration with the more politically-correct looking box. Re appealing after that. The gum's premise From vegetarianism inclusion of dairy products in mind me, what is the point of these? If was that it was supposed to quench one's to veganism, eating is the vegetarian diet. you're intent on fitting in with the cool thirst — a claim impossible for a gum Basically, the main at kids, maybe your dreams will be fulfilled to live up to. Needless to say, this gum becoming a lifestyle tractions to this diet are the by ordering a box of the originals at old- didn't stay on the shelves long. benefits to the environment timecandy.com/candy-cigarettes.htm. Source: answers.com/topic/gatorade and animal community and, By Brittany Bertsch when followed correctly, one's Staff Writer health. Many people find that adhering to a discipline such OK, SO MY SUBS REALLY AREN'T GOURMET AND As our culture becomes more as veganism and limiting what ESTABLISHED IN CHARLESTON, IL WE'RE NOT FRENCH EITHER. 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olumn Sneak peek: spring bridal fashion
Getting it on before getting up A preview for the Mornings can be a difficult time keep some KY jelly and a couple of for all of us, especially if we go out bottles of water by the bed for emer matrimony minded drinking the night before. These gencies. You might as well keep a sluggish mornings can be made bottle of aspirin by the bed as well By Michelle Holtz more difficult when hormones are since dehydration can cause a killer Staff Writer involved. headache that can be made worse by The sun filters in through the emitting any energy. It's that special day: your wedding blinds and your bedmate wraps his If you don't want to get up to day. You can only hope that every or her arms around you a bit tighter, brush your teeth you have a few op thing will be perfect and that you softly kissing your neck and whis tions. One option is having sex in will look stunning. pering, "good morning ..." Sudden the spooning position, where you The best way to plan a perfect ly, you are well aren't face to face. This position can wedding and buy the perfect dress aware what your be nice because it takes very little is to be on top of the fashions. The lover is thinking, energy or movement, it's sexy and newest wedding fashions for spring and it seems like this is often how we sleep with our 2007 are already buzzing around a pretty good partners anyway. Hell, I've woken the nation. The public doesn't know way to start up having sex in this position, as about them yet, but the bridal world your day. Unfor- it's hard to avoid if both people are definitely does. tunately, there sleeping nude. The National Bridal Market was Sex and are many Relationships road One can also either suck it up and held in Chicago at the Merchandise Rouged dress by Allure Bridal. By Devon blocks slowing kiss anyway, or keep a bottle of Lis- Mart from Oct. 7-10. The market is Marie Wiesend Photo courtesy of Allure Bridal. *vtesend@uwW you down from terine spray by the bed as well. (No only open to exhibitors and buyers having morning tice your nightstand getting a little — distributing companies and bridal sex. crowded.) The spray doesn't work shop owners. For people as well as brushing your teeth, but Here is your ticket into the market Feathers like me who love to kiss, mornings it will suffice in a pinch. Oh yeah, if to help you dream up your big day, Higher-fashion dresses feature are definitely a challenge. I honestly come spring or a future date. feathers this season. Simpler tops don't mind kissing someone with All orifices are in need of are paired with feather-like fabric on morning breath if I am in the exact Color some hydration after a The color of the season is ivory. the bottom to create a European look. same state. Most of the time, the Anjolique Bridal of Niagara Falls, N.Y. reason I'll avoid morning kisses has Not many brides look flattering in night of drinking. bright white, and ivory is less in had many couture dresses for the nothing to do with the other person's adventurous bride. breath. I'm either scared of what my you or your partner falls asleep in tense, softening your look. breath smells like or I am so dehy makeup, you might want to have a Ruching Lace drated, kissing is not an option. couple baby wipes for the morning Ruching, also called pick-up, is Lace is key. If you don't like bead Speaking of dehydration, all ori because the makeup will be embar still popular from this fall. Ruching ing or ruching, lace is also big this fices are in need of some hydration rassingly smeared across her or your is when the dress is gathered in dif season. Some dresses have it only after a night of drinking. This means face. ferent places to give the dress more on the top or the lining the bottom edge of a dress, while other dresses that natural lubrication is generally movement and flow. Allure Bridals All of this preparation sounds feature long lace sleeves or full lace not an option unless there is time of Bartlett, Tenn. has many dresses a little bit like overkill, doesn't it? overlays. There is probably a version to consume a lot of water and time That's somewhat of a problem since featuring this style. for it to set in before getting it on. of any style you like with lace on it the point of morning sex is sexy spon this season, if you choose to go that If this is the case, I would no longer Beads taneity to start out the day. Sure, you Full-beaded bodices paired with direction. consider it morning sex, as you've may encounter problems along the had time to shower, brush your teeth ruching or a simple straight bottom Now that you know what will be in way, but nothing worth doing is ever will be popular as well. Beading gives and run some errands. easy. So sure, sex may be a no-go one the bridal stores in spring, you can an elegant glitz to a dress that a plain plan the rest of your wedding now. Dehydration can really ruin a morning and phenomenal another, bodice doesn't provide. good time, but don't get frustrated, but isn't that the way life goes? Best wishes to all the brides-to-be! Two films - one Arts& documentary and one fiction based on fact - tell stories the headlines didn't Entertainment PAGE 12 10 October 23,2006 The UWM Post 'Marie Antoinette' a bit too modern wrong way, seeing as we have history books that tell us otherwise. All of this is only considering the film from a male perspective, which was never the intended audience for this picture. The expected draw for the film is 14- to 30- year-old white, middle-class females. This is the same collective of females that helped "Titanic" break box office records nine years ago. These films helped show the movie-going public that the film makers cared more about a captivating story to ensnare box office success than they do histori- Coppola's vision to make Marie seem like a modern woman stuck in a different time, a kind of "Pride and Prejudice" feel, rubs the viewer just a little the wrong way.
cal accuracy. The reason that this coveted type of audience will find the movie so appealing is the excess of "girly" fixtures. A "Shoe Montage" and the 60-plus dresses that adorn Antoinette through the film give it a strong estrogen-filled undertone. The acting in the film was typical to the people in the roles. Jason Schwartzman ("Rushmore" and "Slackers") takes on the form of King Louis IV, the husband of the title role, and does a good job of Kirsten Dunst (center) stars in the title role of Columbia Pictures' biographical drama "Marie Antoinette." portraying a young man thrown into an already Photo courtesy of Columbia Pictures bad situation as the from Sophia Coppola (director of "Lost in Transla head of state. Kirsten Dunst ("Bring Film looses its head in tion," daughter of "The Godfather" director Francis KIISTBL, Ford Coppola), she tries a different angle at the It On" and "Spiderman") Coppolas updated piece typical period autobiographical film. In an attempt gives a type of an awk to make the story feel more modern, she uses con ward teenage feel to By Drew Steck temporary music and dialogue that sounds all too the young Marie Antoi Staff Writer present day. - nette in the beginning, While using these modern changes, Coppola but makes it difficult In the creation of a film, there is supposed a also uses period sets and costume pieces to vie for the audience to be strong cohesive vision to which all of the collabora for historical accuracy. The result is a disjointed lieve her as a mother tors conform and apply their ideas. movie that commits neither to a modern or classic in the latter part of the Whether it is a cheesy action film or a dark com structure and at under a category one could coin film. edy, the cast, crew and director share a sense of as "Rock and Roll History." If you like shoes, where the movie is going and how it will speak to Coppola's vision to make Marie seem like a mod sweets and powdered the audience. ern woman stuck in a different time, a kind of "Pride wigs, this movie is defi In "Marie Antoinette," the newest cinematic work and Prejudice" feel, rubs the viewer just a little the nitely for you. A glimpse into the future of filmmaking
nology comes serious ethical action. 'Renaissance' uses questions. Can we trust any Many of the characters' ac technology to one to use these things for tions were captured via mo benefit and not for harm? tion sensors, and then the question technology The answer frequently is impressive voice cast add no. Humanity is misguided ed a distinct tone to them. in its pursuit of a longer, "Renaissance" features the By Ethan Hedman better — but not necessarily voices of Daniel Craig (a.k.a. Staff Writer happier — life. the s new James Bond), Ian Such ethical questions are Holm and Jonathan Pryce. Any imagining of the fu the center of "Renaissance," The voice acting and the ture is almost always as far which takes place in Paris in animation propel the story from idyllic as you can pos 2054. Director Christian Vol- forward. sibly get. ckman creates a high-tech Something's got to do it. Greater technology has world where the kidnap- As visually impressive as not improved living condi pingof Ilona Tasuiev (voice "Renaissance" is, its writing tions, because with that tech of Romola Garai) leads to a frequently feels like a video corporation's unethical dab game. You'll find yourself become more and more com naissance" is bad. It's pretty bling in preserving human puzzled over certain char mon since Richard Linklater's far from bad. The society that life. acters' relevance to the plot. 2001film, "Waking Life." Volckman creates is similar Volckman literally does They disappear for a while There are still some bugs to our own, and the technol create the entire world of only to reappear later with that need to be worked out of ogy characters use through "Renaissance." The high-tech out a sound explanation. films based entirely on digi out "Renaissance" doesn't Paris of the future is vividly Similarly, the relation tal animation, though. Right seem too hard to conceive imagined and brought to life ships between characters now, many of these movies of now. The vivid environ with the aid of high-contrast, often don't extend beyond are just trying to provide ments, clever technology black-and-white digital ani the blatantly obvious. Any audiences with the cliche and beautiful animation will mation. relationships that go deeper "visual feast." Character de blow your mind. "Renaissance" is filled than skin level are not es velopment takes a backseat. Unfortunately, if you want with beautifully animated tablished very well and will If there is any stumbling to catch "Renaissance," it environments and charac likely cause you to scratch block for "Renaissance," it is may take a while. Its limited ters. The characters are so your head. the lack of character devel theatrical engagement of one lifelike in their mannerisms "Renaissance" proves that opment due to poorly writ week is up, so you'll have to that you would swear a de digital animation is the new ten characters. wait for the DVD. Trust me. cent part of the movie is live frontier in film. Its use has That's not to say that "Re It'll be worth it. T
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When movie about the horrors of an African govern the electricity went out, the ment turned out to show the audience a differ The tragedy of Hurri cane Katrina came to the toilets stopped flushing and ent side of a ruthless dictator. began to overflow — the Forest Whitaker gives a career-changing per UWM Theatre Oct. 17 with a screening of Sam Pollard stench was overwhelming formance in "The Last King of Scotland" when and only amplified by the he takes on the character of former Ugandan and Spike Lee's "When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in heat, upwards of 95 de dictator General Idi Amin. History portrays grees. the man as a disturbing killer who murdered Four Acts." People packed anyone in his path. What is left out is how in, lining the back and side Interviews ranged from friendly and likeable this dictator was. walls for a chance to see this well-known figures includ moving documentary. The ing Harry Belafonte, Ray Na- The story begins with the fresh-out-of Sociocultural Programming, gin and Sean Penn, to New med-school Scottish doctor Nicholas Garri- Community Media Project Orleans victims Phyllis Mon gan (James McAvoy) deciding not to join his and UWM Film Department tana LeBlanc and Shelton father's practice. He seeks adventure in the Af co-sponsored the screening, "Shakespeare" Alexander. rican country of Uganda, which has just over and Pollard himself was in thrown its president and allowed Gen. Amin Perhaps the most moving attendance to answer ques to take over. interview was with a man tions and present the docu whose elderly mother died While Garrigan is a fictional character, mentary. while staying at the Super- Amin is not. They cross paths in a minor car deeper into Amin's horrible world and finally dome. Officials made the accident. Garrigan shows his youthful fear begins to see the darkness in the general. Pollard is an Emmy Award- man leave his mother in her lessness and wins over the general. He is later The movie mainly focuses on the doctor, winning writer, producer, wheelchair outside the stadi asked to join the general as his family's per but Whitaker's portrayal of Amin gives the director and editor, and as um. He was only able to write sonal physician. movie its fire. Whitaker's sudden changes in sociate professor of film emotion, from excited to suddenly paranoid, and television at New York his contact information on a makes Amin even more of a monster. University. He has collabo piece of paper, and leave it The movie is meant to show the At one point Garrigan gives the general rated with Lee on a number in her dead hand. When the rest of the world how they see some advice on how to win back the media, of projects including "Bam busses finally arrived, the Amin dismisses him angrily and tells him that boozled," "4 Little Girls" and man was not given the op Africa. The doctor represents the he is worthless. Ten minutes later he is mad at "Clockers." portunity to go back one last ignorance of the white Europeans, Garrigan for not convincing him and calls him "Spike was initially given time to see his mom. his most important adviser. This gets many a go-ahead for a two-hour The images of "When the whom actually helped Amin get nervous laughs from the audience. film [by HBO]," according to Levees Broke" were both into power. The movie is meant to show the rest of the Pollard, "but it could not be shocking and heartbreaking. world how they see Africa. The doctor repre shot in two hours. It is too Not one person talked during big and too powerful to be scenes of dead bodies in the The general decieves the young doctor with sents the ignorance of the white Europeans, shot in two hours." sun along the interstate. lavish gifts and parties laced with orgies and whom actually helped Amin get into power Pollard described his work drugs. For Garrigan, everything in Uganda is because he would help fight the Communists. Pollard and crew shot as a "document of American paradise. Taking the Joseph Conrad approach, The doctor sees the country getting better over 500 hours of footage history." the movie shows the doctor as the white Eu when the exact opposite is happening. and conducted over 119 in ropean with his ears and eyes covered up "The Last King of Scotland" shows a differ terviews. Hurricane Katrina will like while Amin butchers anyone who stands in ent side of Africa unknown to most Europeans When asked on how will ly become a dark spot on the his way. and Americans alike. Besides being a chance ing people were to open up, U.S. timeline, but eloquently remembered thanks to Lee The movie changes the character of Garri for Whitaker to take his first Oscar, this film Pollard replied, "People re entertains and educates the audience about ally just wanted to release." and Pollard. When the DVD gan from the young adventurous doctor to the is released, an extra hour- servant of Amin, too entertained by alcohol what happens when a country is controlled by The film, "A Requiem in a mad man, while the larger powers close their Four Acts," chronicles the and-a-half of footage will be and women to know what's really going on. included, titled "Act V." As the movie progresses, he slips deeper and eyes and pretend it's not really happening. story of Hurricane Katrina
'Scarface' much more than 'GTA' clone copy of the GTA series, "Scar- Game provides face" was able to recreate better controls, and deliver what other GTA carbon copies could not. more roaming "Scarface" is the first of its kind to finally recreate By Duffy Hery a good majority of the free Staff Writer doms in GTA that the other clones failed to figure out. In Every year video game actuality, the story of Scar companies release a game face was copied for "GTA: that is a direct copy of the Vice City," so it could prob SUNDAY MORNINGS, 10:00 AM free-roaming, drug-deal ably be considered an origi ing killing spree that is the nal in that sense. "Grand Theft Auto" series. The game begins where MATC Cooley Auditorium, 1015 N. 6th St. This year was no exception the cult classic left off. Tony (between State & Highland) with the release of "Saint's is firing his M-16 at a mob JL, Row," "The Godfather" and of Colombian henchmen in a metro brook "Driver: Parallel Lines." This coke-induced rage. However, www.metrobrook.org year also brought the release instead of falling to his death Ml of one that stood out from in the fountain, the first level the other clones. While still a See SCARFACE page 15 uwmpost.com Arts & Entertainment October 23,2006 13
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A legend in jazz music, Branford Marsalis (left) performs with bassist Eric Revis (right) at the Pabst Theatre on Oct. 12. Post photo by Matthew Dick Hie many sounds of Branford Marsalis then poked fun at the fact that by drummer Jeff Tain), "Hope," Saxophonist and the Milwaukee Brewers were "Fate" and the dark "Sir Roder not in the playoffs, at which ick Aloof." As a tribute to his quartet flex musical one antsy patron bellowed, hometown, New Orleans, Mar "Just play some music!" Marsa salis performed a rendition of muscles at Pabst lis replied by saying, "You must the song "Bourbon Street Blues" be a smart guy because why to the crowds' delight. By Corey Mason else would I be here?" At the conclusion of the eve Special to the Post The quartet ripped into the ning, Marsalis revealed another opening track "Jack Baker" original ballad, "Eternal," which Branford Marsalis and his with a level of intensity that he composed for his wife. This quartet played to a restless was carried throughout the en sultry tune was a collaboration JS^ADULTS crowd at the Pabst Theater tire show. There was a sense between Marsalis and Calder on Thursday, Oct. 12. Marsa that Marsalis and group have azzo and was performed by the ANDPtOPLF WITH Rl lis was late because of a false stepped into the realm of leg quartet. GOOD FAKE ID S weather report of a blizzard in end as the impressionistic bal Marsalis will surely be re Milwaukee and was stranded in lads and Marsalis' superb tenor membered as one of the tenor FRIDAY, DEC. 1ST an airport in Roanoke, Va. The sax swayed the crowd. giants of jazz such as Johnny THE P'l BESHT show started an hour late for Pianist Joey Calderazzo, Griffin, Coltrane and Rollins, DOORS 7PM SHOW 8PM —- .. the 750 eager patrons. bassist Eric Revis and drummer with his own brand of ab Tickets available at the Riverside Theater Rox Office, the Pabst Theater Jeff (Tain) Watts joined Marsalis stract rhythmic style that sets Rox Office, Cascio Interstate Music, online at RiversideTheater.org , Marsalis began by explain Tickets.com or charge by phone 414-286-3663 or 800-511-155tate 2 in a compelling string of tunes him apart from his contempo entertainment ing the circumstances which ! For more information visit www.lconconcerts.com groupm. led to their late arrival, and such as "Blackzilla" (produced raries. 14 October 23,2006 Arts & Entertainment The UWM Post
ONLY 2 WEEKS AWAY! Why you should "A know who Lindsey ROARING Buckingham is
GOOD Buckingham was the long- 'That guy from awaited main attraction who Fleetwood Mac put on a great show, high lighted by songs from his •San hancisicQ Chronicle deserves more credit most recent album, "Under the Skin." A virtuoso guitarist who By Andrew Rooney excels in the difficult art of Columnist finger-picking, Buckingham began his show last Wednes Quick; what is the third day with the very difficult best-selling album in history? "Not Too Late" off of the new Even quicker; who was the album. With lyrics like, "read main creative force behind ing the paper, I saw a review, that album? No clue and no said I was a visionary but no clue? body knew," it is clear that "Rumors" by Fleetwood Buckingham is fed up with Mac is the third best-selling his role as "that guy from album of all time, and Lindsey Fleetwood Mac." Buckingham was the driving The show was filled with creative force in the band. songs from his acclaimed What most people fail to new album, including "Down realize is that Buckingham on Rodeo" and "Show You has been at the helm of all How." However, it was clas the production and arrang sics such as "Red Rover" and ing for all of Fleetwood Mac's "Never Going Back Again," the hits since 1977, "including greatest song ever under two the now classic album "Ru minutes, that got the warm mors," which pop-culture- est receptions. Lindsey Buckingham, of Fleetwood Mac, performs at the Pabst Theater freak Chuck Klosterman cites Buckingham played a rip- Tuesday evening. His new solo album, "Under The Skin" went on sale on as his favorite album of the roaring version of "Go Your Sept. 29. Post photo by Kyle Stevens 1970s. Own Way" that got the older If ever there was a musi crowd on their feet and al very personable man as he his time. He has, however, cian who deserves more rec lowed the entire theater to played requests that were promised another album slat ognition than he gets, it is sing along to the song origi shouted out by obsessive fe ed for a 2007 release that will Lindsey Buckingham. An in nally written in response to male fans, spoke of his fond showcase his electric side. credible visionary and writer the breakup of Buckingham ness for the beautiful Pabst Everyone at the Pabst The of rock classics such as "Go and partner Stevie Nicks. Theater and allowed audi ater knows how great Buck Your Own Way," "Big Love" Many of the already great ence members to strum his ingham is both as a member and "Second Hand News," the new songs benefited from guitars as he played. of Fleetwood Mac and as a name Lindsey Buckingham is having a backing band be This is Buckingham's sec solo artist. Now, it is finally still foreign to most people. ond solo tour, as commit time for everyone else to give THREE hind Buckingham at several For everyone at the Pabst ments to the "big Mac" have him the credit he has always PERFORMANCES points during the night. Theater on Oct. 17, however, Buckingham came off as a always occupied the bulk of deserved. ONLY! FRI. NOV. 10-8PM SAT. NOV. 11-5&9PM he ramblin' roon THERIVERSIDF .ten overlooked by the casual thrown into the mix. m JL- - -^1 s JLJ music fan. "Between the Bars," one of Smith's first album "Roman three songs off of "Either/Or" 414-286-3663 Candle" and his self-titled sec that would be selected for "Good Tickets are also available at '• The Riverside Theater Box Office ond album consisted solely of Will Hunting," is one of the most and www.riversidetheater.org Smith's signature "whispery" haunting and endearing songs Discounts available for groups of 20 or more! vocal style and his acoustic gui Smith would ever record. Ac Call 414-286-3205 tar. "Roman Candle" is criticized cording the Adam Carson of ySr^sSS x_!/ presentation stomponline.com by some for its poor production AFI, "My favorite Elliot Smith values, despite its solid songs. track: haunting, beautiful and "Elliot Smith" is cited by some" intimate." as the best album Smith ever re "Pictures of Me," is the most leased and is the best example "done-up" track on the album of Smith and his acoustic guitar and contains lyrics suggesting side by side. that Smith is sick of the recent "Either/Or" would follow the press that he had been receiv same basic template of Smith ac ing. • companied solely by his acous "Rose Parade" contains ene tic guitar and angelic voice; of the most memorable guitar however, Smith began to incor intros in history and the song it Overlooked Smith a saint porate electric guitars, drums, self is one of Smith's strongest. emy Award Nomination for best bass and even keyboards on "Angeles" is another song Singer/songwriter's original song. Unfortunately, some tracks, all played by him. that was chosen for inclusion oft-forgotten angelic or perhaps fortunately for the From the outset, "Either/Or" in "Good Will Hunting" and is shocked and bashful Smith, "My was different from any of Smith's viewed by many as the stron voice a record Heart Will Go On" from "Titan previous records because it was gest song on the album as well ic" took home the award that the first time people were really as perhaps the greatest song collection staple night. starting to notice him. When Smith ever sang. When describ Smith was born in the Mid asked by David Peisner in a ing "Angeles," Jade Puget of AFI west and raised in Texas, but 1998 interview about the pres would say, "my favorite acous By Andrew Rooney it would be Portland, Ore. that sure surrounding "Either/Or," tic song of all time. There are Columnist Smith would call home for the Smith replied, "I didn't have a some songs you just wish you majority of his life. After col hard time making it, I had a had written ..." "Good Will Hunting," directed lege Smith played guitar in the hard time letting it go. I had a "Say Yes," the third song by Gus Van Sant and released in band Heatmiser. They would go hard time deciding what songs chosen for the movie, ends the . 1997, was a better-than-average on to release three full-length to put on#it. I had a hard time album on a rather uncharacter movie that would launch the albums together before Smith after the fact but it was easy to istically positive note, but con careers of two major stars and left the group to pursue his record." tinues the stripped feel of the re-establish Robin Williams as a more successful solo career. Beginning with the stellar album. great actor. The film would also "Either/Or," Smith's third al "Speed Trials" and following In October of 2003 Smith bring attention to Elliot Smith, bum as a solo artist, is arguably with "Alameda," Smith sets the would die from two self-in one of the greatest singer/song one of the best records of the template for what is to follow flicted knife stabs. Smith had writers in music history. 1990s and the best example of throughout the album: an ab a longstanding heroin addic Smith's song "Miss Misery" Smith as a brilliant songwriter. solutely beautiful voice accom tion, and he also suffered from appeared in "Good Will Hunt The album is essential in any panied by an acoustic guitar, severe depression. Despite his ing" and would garner an Acad music library and is all too of- with the occasional drum beat See SMITH page 15 uwmpost.com Arts & Entertainment October 23,2006 15
sions and other entertaining you think you know how the Smith has never gotten SCARFACE activities Tony can do. Be game works, it changes ev SMITH the commercial acclaim that Continued from page 12 sides all of that, Tony has his erything. A new character in Continued from page 14 dead artists such as Jeff driver, enforcer and assas troduces Tony to the lawless, Buckley went on to achieve, has Tony shooting his way sin to complete missions too pirate-filled world of the Ba- suicide, Smith has not been although Smith certainly out of the mansion. dirty for Tony to handle. haman islands. made a deity in the way many does, deserve it. People can Once out, there is nothing Tony's driving skills are Now, with very little driv other dead rock stars have. argue over whether or not left for the once king of Mi also much better than the ing room, Tony completes After "Either/Or," Smith "Either/Or" is truly his mas ami. Now he has to work his characters' in the other missions in both Miami and would release three more terpiece; it is however a truly way back to the top. clones. Not only is there a the Bahamas while deliver critically acclaimed albums, great album by one of the The first few levels lead large amount of exotic cars ing coke through the ocean including the stellar follow-up truly great musicians of the the player by the hand, which in the game, the driving is .avoiding the Coast Guard in to "Either/Or," "XO." last 25 years. may discourage some people a lot more fluid and the con the middle of the night. from playing the game. How- trols are not a delayed re- The boating in "Scarface" is as realistic as ever and fea tures the Cigarette. The only downside to the game is the destination marker. When Tony gets close to it, it disappears and sometimes it's hard to fig ure out exactly where it is. It could be behind a building, inside a building or in the front of a building. Even worse, the building's side entrances may all be blocked off and the only way in is through a street on the ever, after all the characters action. You can also shoot other side. This is annoying are introduced, Tony is giv and drive at the same time, during a timed mission. en free range to do what he instead of just out the side The only other problem needs to do to complete his windows, which makes car is sometimes kind of funny. mission. To do this Tony has chases a little easier to end. When Tony speaks to other to buy out all the fronts and Regular combat is actu people, it's very random and sell coke through them. To ally better than GTA. The doesn't make any sense. Like obtain coke, Tony does side targeting is much easier and when the bank teller says, missions for his coke con the weapons give the enemy "Thank you for choosing us," nection Felix, who then gives a nice blood bath. The good Tony might say, "What is that him the location of his drug part is whenever Tony in all over your face?" runner. At the same time, creases his "balls" meter, his Copying a great genre like Tony completes the main coke-induced rage begins, GTA is not a bad thing, es missions that progress the making him invincible and pecially when it works out story along. his bullets more lethal. well. "Scarface" has a few of This game is saved from What brings the game its "own tricks that Rockstar falling into the GTA clone pit over the top is what happens should think about using in by the number of side mis- halfway through. Just when its next in the GTA series.
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By Christy Brownfield Staff Writer
The alternative rock band Weezer made waves Friday Sept. 29 by filing a lawsuit against Miller Brewing Co. The band, which reached Billboard success recently with "Bever ley Hills" and "Perfect Situa tion," has been on a musical included hit singles "Hash sley, Devo or Incubus] in any rollercoaster since releasing Pipe" and "Island in the Sun." advertisement." The lawsuit their first album, "Weezer," Both singles were heavily ro seeks damages equal to three known also as the "Blue Al tated on MTV, with "Hash Pipe" times the revenue from the ad bum." "Blue," Weezer's all-time censored to "Half Pipe" due to vertisements. best selling album, was well its drug-related title. Weezer says they have been received by critics and has a The year after the release "damaged in an amount ... be slew of awards to its name. of the "Green Album" in 2001, lieved to be in the millions of The band's sophomore "Maladroit" hit stores to be dollars." The lawsuit specifi album, "Pinkerton," was ini come Weezer's worst-selling cally lists complaints for viola tially viewed as a commercial album. Weezer notably created tion of right of publicity, false failure, but developed a cult a music video for "Keep Fish- designation or representa following and is seen as lead in,'" off of "Maladroit," which tion, trademark infringement vocalist Rivers Cuomo's ar starred the Muppets and was and accounting. Another part tistic climax. The album was also frequently played on of the lawsuit states that the eventually validated by Roll MTV. band did not wish to be in an Google buys YouTube ing Stone Magazine who first Perhaps it was in effort to advertisement in support of labeled it "one of the worst al gainbacksome of their original alcoholic beverages. At one point, the cameraman bums of 1996." fans that Weezer announced in Hopefully those who care Impact on site asks what the deal means for "Weezer," the group's self-ti the Miller lawsuit that they "do will not have to wait too long YouTube's users, but the pair tled third album, more widely not wish to be associated [with to find out. which law wins: remains to be seen is too caught up in their own known as the "Green Album" Bon Jovi, Audioslave, Elvis Pre "Man Law" or California law. antics to answer. By Jeff Jones The deal was developed Staff Writer in less than a week, and the purchase price is an amazing Happy Hours Over the weekend, Google sum for a company like You Sunday-Friday Inc. acquired YouTube, the Tube, which has only 67 em 11:00am-4:00pm consumer media company ployees and was founded just Check out our that allows people to watch 19 months ago. To complete Halloween and share videos through the deal, Google paid nothing 832 E. 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olumn Packers harpoon Dolphins
Favre hit Donald Driver and ly in the third quarter, putting Offense runs David Martin on the touch them ahead 13-10. downs, but had limited options The pick was one of three smoothly with lead beyond them. for the defense off former De With Robert Ferguson troit Lion Joey Harrington who, By Brett Winkler likely out for the season and despite the turnovers, finished Staff Writer Koren Robinson likely to be with 414 yards and two touchy suspended for a year, Driver downs, completing 33 of 62 For the second week in a led a thin receiving core with passing attempts. Harrington row, the Green Bay Packers 10 catches for 93 yards and a found a friend in another for didn't lose. As an added bo touchdown. mer NFC North foe in ex-Bear nus, this week, they played a Injuries and other circum Marty Booker, who finished game. stances forced Favre to throw with seven grabs for 110 yards Fresh off their bye week, to not-so-household names and a touchdown. the Packers beat the Miami like Ruvell Martin and Chris Following the Woodson in Dolphins in a 34-24 shootout, Francies, each of whom made terception, the Packers were earning the first victory at some nice grabs and played able to hold on to the lead in Dolphin Stadium in the team's surprisingly well. a high-scoring second half, history. Ahman Green also provid improving their all-time re In the city where Dan Ma ed aid for a depleted passing cord against the Dolphins to rino threw the majority of his game, finishing with a 118 3-9, and their 2006 record to a 420 career touchdown passes, yards and a 70-yard trip to the slightly less humiliating 2-4. Brett Favre notched career TD end zone. The loss drops the Dolphins numbers 404 and 405 en route Facing a 10-6 halftime defi to a disappointing 1-6 heading to the Packers second win of cit, the Packers got help from into their bye week. the season. The future hall-of- an unlikely source .— their The Packers will return to famer has now thrown a touch defense. Charles Woodson re Lambeau Field next week for down pass in 36 NFL stadiums turned an interception for a a date with Matt Leinart and after recording his first and touchdown to give the Packers the unpredictable Arizona Car second at Dolphin Stadium. their first lead of the game ear dinals. Leanne Felsing, left, and Cheryl Hegemann, right, attempt to block a spike against Oral Roberts in the first match of a five-game series. Post photo by Kyle Stevens. Panthers dominate the weekend Women's volleyball team loses only one game in three matches
By Jimmy Lemke defeated the University of Il Sports Editor linois-Chicago in a five-game set, and the Panthers took Those women are really in down Cleveland State 3-1, up a groove. Riding a four-match ending the leadership on top winning streak coming into of the conference. last week, the University of Cleveland State got off to a Wisconsin-Milwaukee volley fast start, defeating UWM 30- ball team rolled through Oral 28 in the first game. The rest Roberts, Cleveland State and of the contest belonged to the Youngstown State to stretch Panthers, however, as Milwau their streak to seven. kee claimed successes of 30-22, UWM last lost to Loyola Uni 30-27 and 30-27 to shut down versity, in Chicago on Oct. 6. the Vikings. Oral Roberts of the Mid- Hegemann knocked down Continent Conference put up 16 kills to power the Panthers a fight against the Panthers, to victory. but fell short, losing 30-16, 30- Milwaukee took a short bus 24 and 30-27. The victory for ride to Youngstown on Sat Milwaukee ended a 15-match urday to face the Penguins winning streak by the Golden of Youngstown State. Unlike Eagles, who are first place in Cleveland State, the Penguins I WANT TO EXCEL the MCC. never put up a fight. Nicole Vilter and Sarah Hegemann once again led You dream of creating new knowledge in your field ... of working with leaders in Moore paced the Panthers with the Panthers with 18 kills, ab your discipline.You will do that and more at Marquette University. 11 kills each, followed closely solutely destroying the ball Where advanced educational opportunities are plentiful with 36 graduate programs by Cheryl Hegemann (10) and right into the Penguins' side of and more than 20 degrees and certificates, plus opportunities to create unique Jamie Gabrielsen (9). Oral Rob the court. Leanne Felsing and erts never had a chance in the Melissa David contributed 12 doctoral programs that span disciplines. And there's more: first game, as UWM jumped out kills each to the effort, and Fel • Work alongside internationally recognized faculty researchers to a 13-4 lead, one that they sing had assists on 21 points. • Attend a school recognized by U.S. News & World Report as one of the top 100 in the nation never relinquished. Freshman Kellye Zaporski • Choose from part-time and full-time options While both the second led the team with an eye-pop and third games were close ping 30 assists, and she fol contests, Milwaukee held its lowed that up with 11 digs. The Call (414) 288-7137 to speak to an admissions ground and came out with the Panthers took the match, 30- expert or request a guide to the graduate victory. 24, 30-21 and 30-21. With a little help from The Panthers return to ac experience or visit us at www.marquette.edu/grad MARQUETTE Wright State, Milwaukee took tion next week when they take UNIVERSITY the lead in the Horizon League on UW-Green Bay Friday night GRADUATE SCHOOL on Friday night. Wright State in Green Bay. 18 October 23, 2006 Sports The UWM Post Becky Peters is defensive guru The cup comes home Sophomore is 4th led the Panthers this past comes first but volleyball is their stride, and with the Ho week as UWM won three a very close second." Panthers defeat rizon League Tournament just Panther named matches against Marquette, In any first-place team, around the corner, it couldn't Butler and Wright State, the stars need to align to be Phoenix to have come at a better time. Player of the Week moving them into first in the successful, from personal win back "I feel like we've had a fresh Horizon League (14-5 over achievements to chemistry start. We're more focused now, all, 6-THorizon). on and off the court, says Chancellor's Cup and we're more in tune with J3y Mary Franzen "It was great, I hadn't got Peters, who lives with three each other," Coleman said. Special to the Post ten it all year it was nice to of her teammates. In the 35th minute, mid have that this week, it really Coaches Kathy Litzau, Su By Andy Egelhoff fielder Dan Horst subbed into Following in the footsteps goes to show that I have a sie Johnson and Rocky Koe- Staff Writer what was at that point a score of volleyball teammates great team around me and nig all previously played for less event. Not a minute later Cheryl Hegemann, Leanne we had a great weekend, college teams in their day Not even the weather can Horst scored what turned out Felsing and Melissa David, which helped with getting and know what it is like to stop the University of Wiscon to be the game-clinching goal. sophomore libero Becky the honors during the week," be in these players' shoes. sin-Milwaukee men's soccer "It was a good ball, (Martin Peters was named Horizon Peters said. "I get along with my team team these days. League Defensive Player of The commitment that and coaches really, real After the game against the the Week. comes with playing volley ly well," Peters said. "I am UW-Green Bay Phoenix origi "I feel like we've had a Peters, ranked No. 14 on ball for a Division I school is with them a lot and a really nally scheduled for Wednesday the University of Wisconsin- demanding. Classes, games, like it, and my coaches are night was postponed to Thurs fresh start. We're more Milwaukee women's volley practices and the pressures great, they are so easy to day afternoon, it only proved focused now, and ball all-time Division I list of the jersey come with the work with and are very con to delay what appears to now for digs, has just gotten her territory. siderate of what is going on be inevitable — the Panthers we're more in tune 249th dig for the fall vol "It basically controls my in your life. They both used just cannot lose. leyball season as of Oct. 14 to be players so they know with each other." life," Peters said. "We prac The Panthers fought their — still early in the season. what its like to be on a team tice a lot, it really keeps me way to a TO victory, winning -Jon Coleman d In her career, she has now and need a down day or a busy, but I really like it a lot back the coveted Chancellor's accumulated 766 digs, and break." UWM men's soccer coach and I love competing. School Cup in the process. 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STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS: THIS SPACE IS RESERVED FOR YOU! E-MAIL [email protected] TO SUBMIT INFO FOR PRINTING. uwmpost.com Sports October 23, 2006 19 > Off the springboard Queens of Wisconsin UWM sweeps with Teegarden's head, bounc Freshman diver band I asked my mom for a gui Chicago. He chose UWM for a ing off a Badger and into the tar for my birthday," P.J. says. few reasons. state after win over open net for the game's only Pure rock 'n' roll ensued. "I really enjoyed the cam goal. soars to new heights Not only did Teegarden's> * He does more than just pus here, and the dorms," Wisconsin reduce adoring female fans P.J. says. "I love the ocean so goal seal the victory over By Jack Peterson to tears with his beauti I liked how close we are to By Jimmy Lemke Wisconsin, it also ensured Special to the Post ful strumming. Sometimes Lake Michigan. I also appre Sports Editor a sweep against the state of you may see a dark shadow ciate the big city because of Wisconsin. UW, UW-Green Bay P.J. Rongitsch may be one climbing the dorms at night. all the job opportunities that Seriously, she is pretty and Marquette have all fallen of the most talented people That is P.J. demonstrating his surround me for my post-col darn good. you'll meet at the University stellar rock-climbing ability. lege life." Recording her 25th shut The UWM defense has of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. One day he was shopping at So far this season the div out of her career, a Horizon He was the starting long a local sporting goods store ing team has had one meet: a League record, University of shut down opposing snapper for the Eastview where they had a rock wall double-dual competition with Wisconsin-Milwaukee sopho offenses for an (Minn.) High School football Wisconsin, Minnesota and more Erin Kane led the UWM team, spent three years on Iowa. During this meet, P.J. Panthers women's soccer team astonishing time of his school's honor roll and "I expect the men's to a TO win over the Univer finished 8th on the one-meter 578:43, the second also played guitar for a popu (swimming and diving) event with a score of 169.80, sity of Wisconsin on Sunday. lar Eagan, Minn.-based rock and 10th on the three-meter, Kane, who hasn't allowed longest streak in band named "Harbor." team will finish around behind Panther stalwarts Co a goal since Oct. 4, made four school history. On top of all of his talents, third in the Horizon rey Kupfer and Kyle Luska. As saves in front of a black- and there is one main reason P.J. far as the team goes, he has gold-clad crowd. is here in Milwaukee: Diving. League, and the women pretty large expectations. The UWM defense has shut victim to the vicious Panthers*-*7: Rongitsch springing off the will end up second." "I expect the men's (swim down opposing offenses for In fact, Horizon League foe diving board is reminiscent ming and diving) team will an astonishing time of 578:43, Green Bay was the only team of Superman. His high school -P.J. Rongitsch finish around third in the Ho the second longest streak in to even score on the Panthers, diving resume includes three and the last team to score on UWM diving team member rizon League, and the wom school history. The victory All-Conference selections, en will end up second," P.J. also extended Milwaukee's Erin Kane and the dominating two All-State selections and says. winning streak to 10 matches, defense. two All-American honors. set up. Rongitsch has a humor which is a school record. UWM hosts the bottom seed While not winning on the "I climbed the wall and im ous side as well. When asked Sarah Teegarden tallied of the Horizon League Tour diving boards, P.J. spends his mediately began some free which superhero he would her fifth game-winning goal nament on Saturday, with a free time in his dorm jam lance stuff, and boulders," P.J. take on a date and why, he of the season, tying yet an time as yet to be determined. ^ ming on his Fender Ameri says. says, "I would probably have other school record. The goal Check uwmpanthers.com for can Stratocaster. He first got During high school P.J. re to choose Superwoman, and I came on the third of three an update on the time. The into guitar early in his school ceived major interest from dif would take her to the Planet straight corner kicks forced Panthers won the Regular Sea years when his friend had a ferent universities throughout Krypton because she would by the Panthers. Freshman son Championship, and will concert that he attended. the country including Minne get to relax and feel normal Kate Megna kicked all three, be seeded first in the play "After watching my friends sota, Dartmouth and Illinois- around Superman." with the final one ringing true offs. Marquette, UWM Division 2 may be the best in prep football Schools jockey for be no repeat of last year's a rule violation causing them stalemate in basketball state championship with Ra to forfeit four of their games.- position in playoffs cine Park failing to make the Ashwaubenon won the state • . • playoffs and Wisconsin Rap title last season. Cedarburg negotiations ids matching up with a No. 1 could also possibly upset No. By Zach Clark seed in the first round. 1 Kimberly in an amazing sec $180,000 over the series. Special to the Post Milwaukee City Confer ond-round match up. Talks cease in Haidet viewed this as a form ence teams look to make an My pick: Menomonie over dispute over money of disrespect. Many students remember unexpected impact this year Waunakee "This program at UWM has the bright lights on those with top-seeded Milwaukee Fans' pick: Menomonie grown over recent years, and chilly Friday nights. It's about Riverside and second-seeded Division 3 Milwaukee King. By Jimmy Lemke there is a value on this program that time of the year again for Top seeds: Osceola, West De-' My pick, Championship Sports Editor that should be more than sixty all of the high school football Pere, Union Grove, Waupun Game: Homestead over Ar thousand a year," he said. teams in Wisconsin to begin Other teams to beat: Wis rowhead Both sides finally agreed. It When asked why $60,000 their journey to Camp Randall consin Lutheran, Green Bay seemed as though it was inevi is a low number, Haidet said, in search of that golden ball. Fans' pick (wisfootball.net): Notre Dame, New Berlin Eisen table. "This program has been to the Each team is now only four Homestead hower, Greendale At last, Marquette and the postseason for four years in a wins away from making the Division 2 Possible early key games: University of Wisconsin-Mil row. Our RPI (Ratings Percent trip. Of 238 football teams Top seeds: Menomonie, Kim- New Berlin Eisenhower vs. waukee were going to meet on age Index) has been high for the that made the playoffs, only berly, Waunakee, Franklin Greendale, Green Bay Notre the hardwood. The success amount of money Marquette is 14 will have the opportunity Other teams to beat: Ash- Dame vs. Waupaca ful men's basketball programs offering." of playing in front of thou waubenon, Brookfield Cen Overall Outlook: Wisconsin from each Division I univer The RPI is a statistic that sands on live television, and tral, Marshfield, Pius XI, West Lutheran, 2005 state cham sity in .Milwaukee had reached ranks the entire D-I in terms of only seven will have the plea Allis Nathan Hale pion, enters the playoffs with, a consensus on a series that victories, strength of schedule, sure to hold that state cham Possible early key games: only a No. 4 seed. However, would begin next season at the and other key rankings. The pionship trophy over their Kimberly vs. Cedarburg, both regular season losses Bradley Center. heads. It's either win, or go Menomonie vs. Marshfield come from top rated Dl and However, as soon as it began, home. Overall Outlook: This may D2 teams. the sides collapsed, and the se "This program at UWM Division 1 be the strongest division in New Berlin Eisenhower ries is off, yet again. has grown over recent Top seeds: Verona Area, Wisconsin this season, with should meet Greendale in the In September, Marquette Homestead, Janesville Parker, five teams entering the play second round in what could sent an offer for a 4-for-l deal years, and there is a Milwaukee Riverside offs undefeated. There are be an extraordinary match be to UWM. Milwaukee agreed to value on this program Other teams to beat: Ar several other teams with one tween the Woodland Confer-.' play, with the first three games rowhead, Stevens Point, D.C loss that also have the power ence North and South division of the series being guaranteed that should be more than Everest, Hartford to make a run for the title. champions. games, and the final two being sixty thousand a year." Possible early key games: There are many possible My pick: Wisconsin Lutheran part of a 1-for-l, in which each Stevens Point vs. D.C. Everest, upsets in D2, especially with over West Depere school would host one. -Bud Haidet Arrowhead vs. Hartford unseeded Ashwaubenon (4-4), Fans' pick: Wisconsin Lu Theguaranteedgames, which UWM director of Athletics Overall Outlook: There will which is really 8-0, but faced theran would be played from the 2007- '08 season through the 2009-10 season, would have Marquette NCAA Selection Committee uses giving UWM an agreed upon the RPI to help make decisions Admirals sink Manitoba amount of money. in choosing and seeding teams "The only spot at which there in the NCAA Tournament. Last Win is first home victory out and helped lead the Admirals to a 2-0 was a disagreement was in fi year, UWM ended with an RPI win. nances," said Bud Haidet, UWM ranking of 47, behind Marquette The Admirals have now won two straight director of Athletics. at 40. By Curtis Claassen after losing their first two games on the This is the spot where the Marquette coach Tom Crean Staff Writer year. talks shut down. Marquette orig was unavailable for comment. Paul Brown scored the eventual winning inally offered $50,000 a year, or While Marquette will not Led by a stellar defensive performance, goal early on at 4:15 in the first period off the Milwaukee Admirals put together their $150,000 over the three years play UWM, several other "high- a wild scramble that Brown stuffed in the of the contract. When .UWM. major" schools, including, Wash first Bradley-Center victory Friday night initially refused, the 'Golden ington State, the University o'f against the Manitoba Moose to even their back of the net. The Admirals out-shot the Eagles countered by increasing Alabama-Birmingham, Michi record at 2-2 in the young season. Moose 12-6 in the first period and the goal the amount of money to rough gan and Wisconsin, will take on Goalie Scott Reid made 24 saves to post was part in thanks to a double minor pen- ly $60,000 for each game, or the Panthers this season. his first ever American Hockey League shut See ADMIRALS page 21 2Editoria0 October 23,2006 l The UWM Post
olumn Shallow subjects for Letters to the Editor The wading pool shallow people Senate speaker should step down
As a senator, I am calling for Speaker Russ Rueden to immedi ately resign from the Student Association. The investigation he is Chew all you want, you aren't responsible for starting has tarnished the Student Association to a state that will take years to repair. No elected official who respects getting anything out of it the institution s/he has been elected to serve would remain in of fice while under such serious investigation. I am also calling for the bank records of the SA bank accounts By Devon Marie Wiesend rettes were still acceptable, we bubble and was so proud of my to be released immediately. There is no rational reason for refusing Editorial Editor were allowed (and expected) to self. to provide the bank account information. This is not a self-gover make tree forts ourselves out of Gum kept its charm for a nance issue — this is an issue of transparency. SA should not be When I was a kid, I used to wood and nails, and no one wore couple more years while I was hiding any information from anyone. sneak gum at my friends' hous helmets when riding bikes. a child, then a young teenager. Senators and officers: stop protecting this suspicious, dishonest es. Their parents would offer me Gum seemed rebellious and activity and start calling for accountability. a piece of gum and my big blue I have heard many bad, seeing as my mom thought Student governance will suffer for years to come because of eyes would look up at them from people - including my it was "trashy." When I started this debacle. my little blonde pigtailed self. grandmother - call smoking, drinking and getting How could anyone ever doubt high, gum was the way to cover Andrew Hable that innocent face? gum chewers "cows" my other vices. My mom didn't Student Association Senator I wasn't allowed to have gum. because of their like the gum, but she would have My mother hated gum. I'm sure blown her top if she had known she still does, despite the fact chewing habits. the smells it was covering. that we don't often discuss her Who wants to be All of these years later, as It's not just banning gay marriage irritation with sugary rubber. it has.probably been ten years called a cow? Chris Walker wrote a column ("Don't legalize discrimina Now I can't stand gum; I never since I've chewed a piece of gum tion," Sept. 25) describing the proposed constitutional amend chew it and I get disgusted when I took the "cigar" and bit off for the sake of chewing gum, I ment banning gay marriage and civil unions that will appear on others do. a chunk of the end, as my friend find gum "trashy" as well. Ev the ballot this November. I still remember the first time tried to tell me how to blow a eryone says you go through He wrote about how the proposed ban amounts to nothing I ever blew a bubble. My best bubble. I couldn't get the gum stages in your life where your more than discrimination of gay and lesbian couples. While the friend just got a new baby sister to flatten out enough; I kept spit parents know everything, then ban certainly does discriminate against gay and lesbian couples, (who is a senior in high school ting the gum out on accident. Fi your parents know nothing, this amendment, if passed, would have consequences that are „now) and her parents gave out nally, I shoved that whole cigar then your parents know every much more far-reaching — that would affect all unmarried cou pink cigars made entirely of in my mouth, and chewed until thing, then your parents know a ples, both gay and straight. bubble gum. Keep in mind, these it was nice and ready. (Definitely We only need to look at similar bans passed in other states to were the days when candy ciga a choking hazard.) I blew a huge See GUM page 21 see these far-reaching consequences. In Michigan, for example, the attorney general overturned domestic partnership benefits for state employees. And in Ohio, judges have thrown out do Bush's gamble threatens national security mestic violence cases brought against men who abused their girlfriends, simply because they were not married. By Chris Walker ports support of the war at an all-time low among The proposed ban could also harm universities in Wisconsin. Staff Writer Americans; only 34 percent support the war, which In August, an engineering professor with a well-funded research means nearly two out of every three oppose it. lab left the University of Wisconsin-Madison for the University In the first two weeks of October while we have However, that number changes drastically when of Pennsylvania, which offers domestic partner benefits. He left lived in relative comfort — watching the leaves you enter the building located at 1600 Pennsylva- change as we slowly approach shorter days and Wisconsin because he is gay and wants to be able to provide colder nights — 58 American soldiers have been No Iraqis were aboard those health care for his partner. If the ban on civil unions and gay marriage passes, we will probably see more professors around killed in Iraq. If things continue at this pace, Octo planes on Sept. 11. ber 2006 will be the bloodiest month for coalition See LETTERS page 21 troops since January of 2005. nia Ave. in Washington, D.C. You will find full As for the Iraqis themselves, 708 have died in support for American and Iraqi bloodshed in that those two weeks. Since April of 2005, the average building. We are told, after all, that we are fighting death toll for Iraqis had been 27 per day. In Octo a new kind of war. ber, it is 44. On Monday, Oct. 16, Iraqis saw 91 of But was the war on terror ever meant to be their own die in a single day. fought on Iraqi soil? My gut tells me no. No Iraqis were aboard those planes on Sept. 11. Al Qaeda was virtually nonexistent within Iraqi borders prior to March of 2003. Saddam Hussein was controlled; if he would have launched an attack, with the weap ons he DID have, we would have known about it. The mushroom cloud we feared was never in Iraq; it was in Korea. Iraq has become a new breeding ground for terrorism and now we are told that we are fight ing them there so we don't have to here. Just ask Republican Sen. Rick Santorum. Comparing why we stay in Iraq to the "Lord of the Rings" films, though comical, sums up the White House's rheto What Our Politicians Think ric quite well: "As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," "I think I'd just commit suicide." Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq, and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want - Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back about the prospect of the However, Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't here to the United States." democrats taking back the believe the hype. According to him, the "overall No one does. But does fighting a war in Iraq — a situation" in Iraq is going "remarkably well." war that has created more terrorists than we had Senate in November Contrary to Cheney's wishes, support for the Source: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blquotes.htm war in Iraq has gone down. A new CNN poll re See SECURITY page 21 uwmpost.com Editorial October 23,2006 21 i i*-
gum, but there are reasons I a class the other day, with a rave LETTERS GUM find more important. Smack going on outside the window Continued from page 20 ing on gum makes one look of my Bolton Hall classroom, Continued from page 20 like a hooker. I always tell my when a girl in my class kept lot, but are human. I am in the sister that. She rolls her eyes but popping her gum. Perhaps she the state follow in that professor's footsteps. last stage, and let me tell you, spits it out, or chews quietly so thought that the drug-induced Because of its far-reaching consequences and the harm it would my mom was right about that I can't hear or see what is in her musical selection was not dis cause to our university, I am opposed to the ban. Many people gum stuff, it's gross. mouth. Trust me; I don't want tracting enough. support this ban based on their religious and moral values, but I Think about it; gum pulls to know what your mouth con All in all, I find gum-chew know that I cannot in good conscience vote to deny people legal plaque and bacteria out of your tains. The sound of spit squish ing to be one of the most dis protections. teeth, then you chew it for an ing in and out of gum makes me tracting, disgusting, trashy I am opposed to putting anything in the Constitution that hour or so, leaving not only the gag. I have heard many people habits around. I avoid gum would keep victims from getting the legal help they needed. We original junk on your teeth, — including my grandmother chewers. My friends, family have enough violence in the world today. I will not tolerate boy but also sugar from the gum. — call gum-chewers "cows" and everyone I've dated know friends and girlfriends seeing their domestic violence charges When you blow a bubble, you because of their chewing hab that I can't stand gum and do dismissed, just because they are not married. are filling that bubble with tiny its. Who wants to be called a their best to keep it away from I also believe that we need to vote "no" to show that we will not spit particles. When the bubble cow? me. I don't ask that everyone let laws classify gay and lesbian people as second-class citizens. pops, the spit goes all over your Popping gum while chewing quit chewing gum (that's an ir They pay taxes too and should be able to have the same rights to face and anyone who is near it is also an extremely annoy rational request, right?); I just health care benefits, tax breaks and mutual property ownership. you. Think about that: sugary ing jjoisy habit that many suf don't want to hear it or see it. Twenty states have voted on anti-gay amendments similar to spit sprayed all over your most fer from. I'm not talking about Do what you must to satisfy the one on Wisconsin's ballot this November, and in 20 states, they acne-prone area. That must be just those who commit the your oral fixation, but as long have voted "yes." Students have the power to help make Wisconsin good for your skin. atrocious act, but those of us as I can't smoke when I want, the first state to defeat one of these bans. Those two are more health- trying to pay attention around I would suggest keeping gum- Join me in voting "No" on Nov. 7. related reasons why not to chew the gum chewer. I was stuck in chewing away from me. ^ Melissa Eder-Fowles UWM senior However, the Moose never got an oppor ADMIRALS tunity. The Admirals countered their attack Continued from page 19 and finished the game off with a Rich Pevere- terrorists who attacked us and ly goal with three seconds left that bounced SECURITY the nations that truly do pose a alty assessed to Manitoba's Ryan at the 5:52 off the skate of a Manitoba defender and into mark. the net, giving the Admirals a 2-0 victory. Continued from page 20 threat. North Korea, as we have : learned, is one of those nations. The Admirals once again out-shot the The win comes after Reid posted anoth Moose 13-8 in the second period, but Mani er stellar performance at Chicago when he before the invasion — keep ter They now have nuclear bomb ca toba had a number of point-blank shots that made 27 saves. Reid has now stopped 51 of rorists from coming to America? pabilities. Reid denied. 52 shots this season. No, it doesn't. The two are not George Bush gambled and The third period didn't see much action The Admirals return to action Satur exclusive: there can be terrorists lost when selecting which coun until the final anxious moments when Mani day, Oct. 28, against the Omaha-Ak-Sar-Ben in Iraq as well as in America. try he should first hold account toba pulled its goalie to get an extra offen Knights at the Bradley Center. The sched Staying in Iraq will not prevent able within the "Axis of Evil." sive threat. uled start is 7:30 pm. them from coming to our coun The price was our security. We try. cannot afford to gamble any If we intend to win this war longer. We must hold this man on terror, we must be competent accountable, and make sure that as well as consistent. We can in the future he, and whoever not go into the business of na holds his office, will make the tion-building. Instead, we must appropriate decisions regarding go after the true enemies: the our security.
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***NATIONAL GRAND PRIZE*** Visit: Summer Internship at National Lampoon World Headquarters www.NationalLampoon.com in Holly wood, CA All entries must be submitted to: [email protected] FIRST PRIZE One winner shall receive a complete library collection of titles from National Lampoon Press! All you need to do to enter is create your own original joke and send ittothejokestersat National Lampoon to prove why you should be the lucky winner! SECOND PRIZE Two runners-up shall receive 5 copies each of the newly released title Jokes Jokes Jokes All entries must include your Full name, College or University, and Phone Number. by Steve Ochs to share with their friends, sorority, or fraternity!
1. HOW TO ENTER: Contest starts September 20,2006 and ends October 20,2006 ("Contest Period"). To enter, submissions must be made to a participating college publication. Please be sure to carefully read all instructions to submit your joke in the approved formats. Jokes must be no longer than 500 words in length. Jokes depicting obscene or pornographic materia! or inappropriate matter are NOT eligible and will be disqualified. Modified, enhanced or professionally written entries will also be disqualified. All entries must be received during the Contest Period.
2. ELIGIBILITY: Open to individuals who are legal residents of the U.S., age 18 or older. Void in Puerto Rico and where prohibited. Employees and directors of National Lampoon, Inc.C'LAMPOON") or participating college publications, their affiliates, subsidiaries and/or management companies, their advertising, promotion, and fulfillment agencies, and members of their immediate family (spouses, parents, siblings, children, life partners) or household
3. CONDITIONS OF ENTRY: All jokes submitted must be the original creation of the entrant. By submitting an entry or accepting any prize, entrants represent and warrant that all jokes submitted by the entrant are the original creation of the entrant, have not been copied in whole or in part from any other work, do not violate or infringe any copyright, trademark or other proprietary right of any person or entity, and are the sole and exclusive property of the entrant. Entrants assume all risk of lost, late, misdirected, incomplete.or illegible entries.AII jokes submitted, and all concepts or ideas depicted therein, become the sole property of Lampoon and will not be acknowledged or returned. By submitting jokes, entrants grant Lampoon and their affiliates and agents and advertising and promotion companies permission to use the jokes for any purpose and in any media whether now known or hereinafter devised worldwide in perpetuity without further compensation to entrants. Any person featured in any joke submitted (with permission of parent or guardian if such person is a minor) must have provided his/her consent to entrant for the submission of his/her image in this Contest. By entering this Contest, entrants represent that they have received this consent. Failure to obtain such consent will deem the entry ineligible. Entrants agree to indemnify and hold harmless Lampoon and their affiliates and agents for any action brought by a person whose consent was not obtained by entrant. Submitted entries/jokes will not be acknowledged or returned. In the event of a dispute about entries submitted by multiple individuals using the same email address, the entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the user identified in email account used to submit an entry.
4. SELECTION OF WINNER: All eligible entries received with jokes will be considered by the appropriate persons at National Lampoon, Inc.and their appropriate affiliates whose decisions shall be final and binding in all respects. However, if any winning joke has violated the rules of this Contest another winner shall be selected.- All submitted jokes and participation in this Contest shall be governed by these Official Rules.
5. PRIZE:One (1) Grand Prize: One winner nationwide shall receive an unpaid summer internship with National Lampoon, Inc.Grand prize winner will be responsible for their own travel and accommodation. Student must currently be enrolled in college to qualify for an internship. If the winning entry chooses not to accept the aforementioned conditions or does not qualify, National Lampoon, Inc. will move on to the next best winning entry.One (1) First Runner-Up:One winner from each campus shall receive a complete library collection of titles from National Lampoon Press. Two (2) Second Runners-Up:Two winners from each campus shall receive five (5) copies of Jokes Jokes Jokes (National Lampoon Press, 2006). No changes or substitutions. All federal, state and local taxes for receipt of any prize are sole responsibilities of Winner. No substitution or transfer of prizes, except with Lampoon's permission or where required by law.
6. GENERAL CONDITIONS: Grand Prize Winner will be notified by telephone, mail or e-mail (at Lampoon's discretion), and may be required to sign and return an Affidavit of Eligibility and Liability/Publicity, and any other documentation reasonably required by Lampoon within 14 days of notification. In the event of noncompliance, if winner cannot be reached, or prize notification is returned as unclaimed or is undeliverable, the winner may be disqualified and an alternate winner selected. Failure to comply with any request for documents may result in forfeiture of prize and selection of an alternate winner. All prizes will be awarded, assuming sufficient entries are received. By participating and accepting a prize, winner grants to Lampoon, (and agrees to confirm that grant in writing), and those acting pursuant to the authority of Lampoon, the right to print, publish, broadcast and use, worldwide in any media now known or hereafter developed, including but not limited to the World Wide Web, at any time(s), the winner's name, portrait, picture, voice, likeness, joke submitted and biographical information as news or information and for advertising and promotional purposes without additional compensation or review. All entrants release Lampoon, and their respective officers, directors, agents, employees, and all others associated with the development and execution of this Contest from any and all liability with respect to or in any way arising from this Contest and/or acceptance or use/misuse of the prizes, including but not limited to liability for personal injury, bodily injury including wrongful death or disability, damage to property, and damage or loss of any other kind. Lampoon is not responsible for prize quality or utility. Lampoon is not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate information, whether caused by web site users or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or used in the Contest or by any technical or human error which may occur in the processing of submission in the Contest. Sponsor assumes no responsibility for any error;omission; interruption; deletion; defect; delay in operation or transmission; communications-line failure, theft, or destruction or unauthorized access to, or alteration of, entries. Lampoon is not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines; computer on-line systems, servers, or providers; computer equipment; software; or failure of e-mail or entry on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any web site or combination thereof, including injury or damage to participants or to any person's computer related to or resulting from participating or downloading materials in this web site or Contest. Lampoon is not responsible for user cheating or fraud by any entrants. Any activities intended to disrupt or interfere with the proper play of the Contest, or defraud Lampoon in any way will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Participants who engage in any of the foregoing activities will be disqualified and will forfeit any prizes won.
7. For name of winner, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: National Lampoon Headquarters Attn: Search for the Funniest Joke Contest 8228 West Sunset Blvd. . West Hollywood, CA 90046 Classified22 October 23,2006 sThe UWM Post
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