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FORT MYERS, Fla. – Manuel Zuniga Alvarez waves the Mexican fl ag as rally organiz- ers lead a prayer during a protest in Fort Myers, Fla., on Monday. Hundreds of thou- FOR ACTION sands of immigrants and their supporters marched Monday, casting off the old fears of their illegal status to assert Immigrants demonstrate around nation that they have a right to a hu- mane life in this country. NINA GREIPEL | SARASOTA HERALD TRIBUNE | KRT

By GIOVANNA DELL’ORTO The Associated Press

ATLANTA – Tens of thousands of immigrants spilled into the streets in dozens of cities across the nation Mon- day in peaceful protests that some com- pared to the movements led by the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and farm-labor organizer Cesar Chavez. “People of the world, we have come to say this is our moment,” said Rev. James Orange of the Georgia Coali- tion for the People’s Agenda in Atlanta, where police estimated that at least 50,000 people marched Monday morn- ing. At the Mississippi Capitol, 500 dem- onstrators sang “We Shall Overcome” in Spanish. In Pittsburgh, protesters gath- ered outside Sen. Arlen Specter’s offi ce to make their voices heard as Congress considers immigration reforms. Groups in North Carolina and Dal- las called for an economic boycott by immigrants to show their fi nancial im- pact. The rallies had a noticeable impact on production at Excel Corp. plants in Dodge City, Kan., and Schuyler, Neb., a spokesman for the nation’s second-larg- est beef processor said. He said there was a slowdown, but the company had no intention of taking action against workers who were gone for the day. “We assume they will be back at work tomorrow,” spokesman Mark Klein said. Atlanta police estimated that at least 50,000 people, many in white T-shirts and waving American fl ags, joined a STEPHEN CROWLEY | THE NEW YORK TIMES two-mile march from a largely immi- WASHINGTON – Cardinal Theodore E. McCarrick addresses the crowd at a rally in Washington on Monday. Rallies appeared to exceed the expectations of organiz- grant neighborhood Monday morning. ers and police, as hundreds of thousands of immigrants and their supporters marched Monday in more than 100 cities throughout the country. The protesters had two targets in Georgia: congress members weighing immigration reform and state legisla- tion now awaiting Gov. Sonny Perdue’s signature that would require adults Coloradans rally around the state for immigrant-friendly reform bill seeking many state-administered bene- fi ts to prove they are in the U.S. legally. By JON SARCHE ees International Union Local 105, can fl ags. another on Monday in Colorado Nineth Castillo, a 26-year-old wait- The Associated Press which organized some of the rallies. “The people are saying what they Springs as well as Grand Junction. A ress from Guatemala who joined the Hundreds marched in Grand want. They want a voice,” said Jenni- candlelight vigil was planned Mon- Atlanta march, said she has lived in the Demonstrators in Grand Junc- Junction, many waving American fer Herrera, member of a group called day night in Denver. United States for 11 years “without a tion, Boulder, Denver and other Col- fl ags. Johnson, who attended the ral- Dignity through Dialogue and Educa- A separate rally was planned in scrap of paper.” orado cities rallied Monday to urge ly, said the mood was festive. tion, who went to the Denver rally. Boulder. Asked whether she was afraid to Congress to allow illegal immigrants In Denver, about 200 people gath- Johnson said the service union’s Johnson said the rallies were hav- parade her undocumented status in to win legal status and avoid breaking ered near the State Capitol, many of goal is an immigration bill that would ing an impact, because the Senate front of a massive police presence, she up families by deportations. them high school students who heard both secure U.S. borders and allow came close to passing a bill more pal- laughed and said: “Why? They kick us Legalization would prevent ex- about the rally by word of mouth or enough workers from other countries atable to immigrant advocates after a out, we’re coming back tomorrow.” ploitation of illegal immigrants and telephone text messages. to meet U.S. economic demand in in- harsher version passed the House. Hundreds of Latinos in North Carolina raise minimum wages for all Ameri- Some carried signs saying “Unite dustries such as agriculture . “The Senate actually started to can workers, said James Johnson, po- families” and “We’re workers, not He said the union had organized a listen to the voices of the people in See PROTESTS on Page 3 litical director for the Service Employ- criminals,” and others waved Ameri- rally Saturday in Pueblo and planned the communities,” he said.

Local ‘Real World’ joins shop the mile high club pushes KNIGHT RIDDER NEWSPAPERS fair trade MTV will study the effects of altitude on self-absorbed and frequently sozzled young By EMILY LANCE adults later this year when it The Rocky Mountain Collegian takes “The Real World” to the Mile High City. Every object has a story. Production on the 18th A beautiful purse, intri- edition of “The Real World” is cately woven from littered scheduled to begin later this plastic bags originating from spring in Denver. The show Benin, Africa, helped convert is scheduled to debut in late trash into a colorful treasure. 2006. Decorative jewelry formed “Denver has absolutely from recycled soda cans and everything we could hope for coiled wire is shipped from – diversity, activities, energy the outskirts of Kenya into and nightlife,” says Lois Cur- the outlets of fair-trade shops IAN CHAMBERS | COLLEGIAN ren, head of series entertain- KRT in North America. ment at MTV. Michele Drozd, 26, of Greenbay, Wis., looks at soapstone crafts from India in the Ten Thousand The current cast of MTV’s Ten Thousand Villages is Villages craft store in Old Town Square. Ten Thousand Villages is a fair trade store that sells “We’re sure that the char- an outlet for foreign-made acter and spirit of this pictur- “The Real World” kept it real crafts from multiple countries. in Key West, Fla. Production handicrafts with a mission to esque city will be endlessly of the newest season begins “provide vital, fair income to compelling to the seven room- this spring in Denver. Third World people by mar- doesn’t exist in the U.S., but America. in age and ethnicity. People mates and audience alike.” keting their handicrafts and even the poorest person has Ross Peterson, a sopho- from India, Indonesia, Italy Colorado Gov. Bill Ow- telling their stories in North more than these people in the more technical journalism and England assist in oper- ens and Denver Mayor John residence in Denver’s hip America.” developing world. We have major, encourages the store’s ating the store. High school Hickenlooper, who apparently LoDo (Lower Downtown) area, Jane Snyder, associate a social web to catch people practices. The fair trade prac- students, retirees and CSU haven’t watched the show a historic district that’s home manager and volunteer direc- who fall.” tice between Ten Thousand students make up a large por- much, say they’re thrilled to to a number of galleries, res- tor of Ten Thousand Villages, The retailer was estab- Villages buyers and the for- tion of these volunteers. Sa- welcome the show to the base taurants and bars. MTV isn’t thinks she has the best job in lished by the members of the eign artisans “is good if trade mantha Senda-Cook, a grad- of the Rockies. saying what their job will be. the world – one she knows is Fort Collins Mennonite Fel- is from people in poverty uate student studying speech “This is a tremendous op- Seventeen seasons into its making a tremendous dif- lowship in the late 1980s and stricken areas,” he said. communication, contributes portunity for Denver to show- life, “The Real World” shows no ference and is absent of the fi rst opened its doors on Oct. More than 180 volunteers her time behind the scenes, case our cultural and recre- signs of fading. It remains one nagging doubt of working in 6, 2000, in Old Town Square. assist in sales, committee stocking product and taking ational vibrancy to a very large, of MTV’s most popular series, corporate America. Ten Thousand Villages work, community outreach inventory. young audience,” Hickenloop- with the current edition lead- “We provide fair trade grants jobs to more than 110 and education at the Fort Col- “The best experience is er says. ing all of cable in its timeslot for the least among us,” Sny- artisan groups in 32 coun- lins retailer. The latest batch of “Real among the target MTV demo- der said. “Not that poverty tries in Africa, Asia and Latin Volunteers are diverse See STORE on Page 3 World” roomies will take up graphic of people ages 12-34. 2 Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian

WEATHER OBITUARY in Fort Collins,” she said. CALENDAR CAMPUS EYE He had just put the fi nish- ing touches on KCSU when Today, April 11 Today KCSU mourns loss the 1997 Spring Creek fl ood Life Skills Workshop: AM Showers hit, forcing him to reassemble Managing Your Stress By BRANDON LOWREY the station at Fort Collins High 3 to 4 p.m. The Rocky Mountain Collegian School, and then again in the Wellness Zone, Lory Student 66 | 39 Lory Student Center. Center Memorial services were “He had a great sense of hu- Come learn skills to help held Monday for David Julian, a mor, and we were able to over- you relax. This workshop will Wednesday longtime KCSU broadcast engi- come adversity through that,” introduce breathing techniques, neer whom coworkers credited said Mario Caballero, broad- relaxation skills and visual Partly Cloudy imagery designed to help you with literally building the sta- cast operations manager and tion while being sweet, funny deal with stress better. For more faculty adviser for KCSU. information contact the offi ce of 74 | 44 and dedicated to students. Caballero said one such ad- Julian, 64, died Thursday the Vice President for Student verse situation was atop Fort Affairs at (970) 491-5312. Thursday after battling cancer for years. Collins High School. He and Coworkers said that despite his Julian were scrambling around Local spiritual teacher, healer Sunny illness, he remained on-call for on the school’s roof, working and shaman to share his emergencies and kept the stu- with wires and antennae. experience at a public event dent-run radio station on the “We laughed at how it 7 to 8:30 p.m. 81 | 44 air. could be dangerous,” Caballero Fort Collins Senior Center, 1200 “He loved working with the said, “But we always made it Raintree Drive students at KCSU. He always through.” Through his impressive healing of people with serious physical WHO SAID IT, spoke so highly of the students His wife also spoke to the … and how fun they were,” said conditions, Rob Wergin has WHAT’S IT optimism and passion he come to the attention of a FROM? his wife, Mo Julian. brought to life. David Julian loved animals, Northern Colorado medical “He never really thought he group, which refers some of its his wife said – while working on “We’ve been going about was going to die. Even up until most diffi cult cases to him. He this all wrong. This Mr. the KCSU transmitter, he’d oc- a week before, he was still hop- also conducts a weekly healing Stay Puft’s OK, he’s a casionally fi nd hurt birds and ing he’d be cured,” Mo Julian circle. Not only does Wergin sailor, he’s in New York. bring them home. said. “I suppose that he is with offer healing on the physical We get this guy laid, we In addition, he built and God now, and he is cured.” level, but in the emotional won’t have any trouble.” rebuilt KCSU several times, David Julian’s family has and spiritual realms as well, before and after the operation asked that donations be sent in a relaxed and joyful mode. “All I have in this world was absorbed into CSU’s Stu- Anyone interested in learning is my balls and my word, to The Mission, a local home- JESSE CASAUBON | COLLEGIAN dent Media department. less shelter, or to the Larimer more about Wergin’s work is and I don’t break them for welcome to attend. There is a no one, you understand?” “He was one of the sweetest County Humane Society in care Wes Smith, a freshman psychology major, balances on a men I’ve ever met in my entire suggested donation of $10 at of Bohlender Funeral Chapel, the door. For further information slack line on his prosthetic leg Monday in City Park. Wes V: And you know what life,” said KCSU program direc- 121 W. Olive St., Fort Collins, says he lost the leg in a freak slack-lining accident a few tor Baker Machado. e-mail [email protected] or they call a... a... a CO 80524. call (970) 484-3137. years ago. Quarter Pounder with Machado said that every Cheese in Paris? time he saw Julian, the engi- National Student Employment J: They don’t call it a neer would be hauling around CAMPUS BLOTTER Week Quarter Pounder with so much luggage that he looked From the CSU Police Department Campus Wide colostate.edu. and $18 for general entry. For Cheese? like he was at an airport. But It is time to celebrate the more information or to RSVP call V: No man, they got the the bags were always full of “en- Tuesday, April 4 contributions that our student Traditional Passover Seder (970) 407-1613 or go to www. metric system. They ginerd” stuff. employees make throughout experience JewishCSU.com wouldn’t know what the “He was amazing,” Macha- Theft of a wallet from the Student the year. Join us in recognizing 7 p.m. f*@# a Quarter Pounder these students. All students are Ammons Hall National Student Employment is. do said. Recreation Center Mo Julian said her hus- encouraged to register for raffl e Join us in celebrating Passover, Week J: Then what do they drawings from local business via the Jewish festival of Freedom. A Campus Wide call it? band had a lifelong love of Individual cited for driving under suspension. RAMWeb. delicious full-course kosher meal It is time to celebrate the V: They call it a Royale broadcast engineering. When will be served including all the contributions our student with Cheese. he was about 13, he saved his Wednesday, April 12 handmade Shmurah Matzah you employees make throughout the allowance and checked out Found some contraband in a stairwell at Summit Hall Kabbala Lecture can eat and a variety of wines year. “Abba Zabba, you my books from the library to craft 7 to 8:30 p.m. and mystical insights. Join us in recognizing these only friend.” a makeshift radio station in his Theft of a cell phone and jacket Room 226, LCS No experience necessary. students. All students are backyard. from the rec center Contact Michael Foxman for Seating is limited and RSVP is encouraged to register for raffl e (Answers in tomorrow’s “It was probably illegal but more information (970) 988- required. drawings from local business via paper) probably the fi rst radio station 7513 or by e-mail at cjsa@simla. The cost is $10 for students RAMWeb.

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PROTESTS | Demonstrators try to show impact of immigrants

Continued from Page 1 are U.S. citizens. a small group of demonstra- Portland, Maine, one demon- don’t deserve,” he said. in America, pay taxes and con- “We want to send a strong tors who marched to Specter’s strator clashed with a small Monday’s demonstra- tribute to society, were called on to skip work or message today, a message that Pittsburgh offi ce. group of counter-demonstra- tions followed a weekend of “America is a country of boycott all purchases Monday we want the laws to be fair,” “This country was built tors. One of three people car- rallies in 10 states that drew dreams. These people have to demonstrate the fi nancial Luna said. by immigrants, Pittsburgh in rying signs saying illegal immi- up to 500,000 people in Dal- dreams,” said Suarez, who impact of the Latino commu- In Arizona, police estimat- particular,” said Williams, 54. grants have no rights was hit in las, 50,000 in San Diego, and demonstrated in Lake Worth, nity on area businesses. ed that at least 25,000 demon- “This is supposed to be a land the head. 20,000 in Salt Lake City. Dozens Fla. “They have family back “We’re hoping that employ- strators turned out in Phoenix of freedom, that’s why they An event in Harrisburg, Pa., of rallies and student walkouts, home in their countries and ers stop to consider what this while several thousand oth- came.” drew a handful of hecklers. many organized by Spanish- they’ve been separated for is all about,” organizer Adriana ers demonstrated in Tucson. In the Midwest, an estimat- “Go to jail!” shouted Wil- language radio DJ’s, have been many years. It’s only fair that Galvez said. “That if you need Miguel Penate, a fast-food res- ed 3,000 people demonstrated liam Hazzard, 58, a retired held in cities from Los Angeles they are allowed to be together people here to do the work, taurant manager who moved in Garden City, Kan., a farm- school custodian from Harris- to Chicago to New York over again here, and to help keep to buy, then give them a legal from El Salvador six years ago, ing community that counts burg. “I’m from Germany and the past two weeks. this country growing.” channel to get here.” said being in the country ille- fewer than 30,000 residents. In I had to give up my rights as a Protesters have been urg- Associated Press writers Cruz Luna, his wife and gally was his only option. Champaign, Ill., hundreds of German citizen. I had to speak ing Congress, whose immigra- Roxana Hegeman in Wichita, their four children all wore “There’s no way to come demonstrators marched along English.” tion reform efforts stalled last Kan., Michael Cowden in Pitts- T-shirts reading “God Bless legally over here,” said Penate, a busy street to the University Raymond Marks, 47, an week, to help the estimated burgh, Brian Skoloff in Lake America” at a demonstration 25. “If there was, do you think of Illinois campus, carrying apartment complex service 11 million illegal immigrants Worth, Fla., Jacques Billeaud in Pensacola, Fla. The two old- people would like to be in the signs with slogans such as: manager, held an upside- settle here legally. in Phoenix, Martha Raffaele in est children – ages 8 and 9 – desert risking their lives?” “The pilgrims had no green down American fl ag as a sign Xavier Suarez, 46, an Ec- Harrisburg, Pa., Jeff McMurray were born in Mexico and are in Yinka Aganga Williams, cards.” of distress. uadorean immigrant with U.S. in Lexington, Ky., and Anabelle the U.S. illegally; their younger who moved to the U.S. from The demonstrations were “These people are expect- citizenship, said others deserve Garay in Dallas contributed to siblings, ages 4 and 8 months Nigeria six years ago, joined mostly peaceful, though in ing me to give them rights they the same right to live and work this report.

Legislature debates plan STORE | Store combats poverty around the world to dilute Electoral College Continued from Page 1 al Federation for Alternative these operations and how peo- By STEVEN K. PAULSON Committee approved the “Buyers visit all Trade (IFAT) principles. These ple can participate. The Associated Press measure (Senate Bill 223) meeting people. Returning artisan groups principles consist of paying “The biggest misconcep- and sent it to the full Senate. customers and the people who a fair wage in the context of tion people have about mak- DENVER – Colorado Senate Majority Leader work there are informed citi- throughout the year. the artisan, providing equal ing a difference is that ‘I am lawmakers said it’s time Ken Gordon, D-Denver, said zens,” Senda-Cook said. Th ey ask how the opportunities for all people, only one person and I can’t presidential candidates start the current system split the An exchange program is set engaging in environmentally make a difference.’ It’s not paying attention to smaller decision among electors up within the stores in which artisan would like sustainable practices, building true,” Senda-Cook said. “We states like Colorado, Wyo- from all 50 states and favors employees travel to work with to be paid. Th ere is long-term relationships, pro- can infl uence behavior. People ming and Utah and approved swing states like Iowa and artisans from the countries and viding healthy and safe work- can make good choices about a plan Monday that would Florida, which have local is- the artisans are able to travel to always something ing conditions and providing where they buy their prod- effectively circumvent the sues – such as Cuban immi- the United States. The artisans fi nancial and technical as- ucts.” Electoral College in hopes of grants in Florida or ethanol can observe the sales of their the buyers have to sistance to workers whenever Peterson thinks that handi- making them do that. in Iowa – that don’t apply to products and teach classes contend with. Th e possible. crafts in the store may be worth The proposal is being the rest of the nation. based upon their skilled labor. Workers can depend on the look. considered in four other “It defi nitely distorts the A Peruvian woman came to hardest part they say the sustainability of their work He said: “There are just states – California, Louisi- election,” Gordon said. the United States through one because of the fair dealings of some things you can’t fi nd at ana, Illinois and Missouri Gordon said Democrat of these exchange programs. is seeing the poverty.” this small retailer. Buyers in- Kohl’s.” – and is part of a national John Kerry would have won When she returned to Peru she teract with the artisans directly Emily Lance can be con- effort to change the way the the presidency in 2004 if he attempted to explain to her co- Jane Snyder and attempt to pay them with tacted at campus@collegian. picked up 60,000 more votes workers about volunteers. an equitable wage. com nation picks a president. associate manager and volunteer It calls on other states in Ohio, even though Bush “She had trouble explain- “Buyers visit all artisan to enter into compacts that won by 2.8 million votes. ing to others about volunteers, director of Ten Thousand Villlages groups throughout the year,” pledge that all their Elector- Sen. Shawn Mitchell, that people would have that Snyder said. “They ask how the TEN THOUSAND VILLAGES al College delegates will vote R-Broomfi eld, said if Colo- kind of spare time. They spend artisan would like to be paid. for the winner of the national rado approved the compact, their whole lives fi nding food, than $1 per day and the social There is always something the 113 Old Town Square popular vote. It would only candidates would be forced fi nding a place to sleep and gap between the haves and the buyers have to contend with. take effect if enough states to campaign for the popular giving their children an educa- have-nots grows increasingly The hardest part they say is Spring and summer hours agree to decide the election vote in big states like Cali- tion,” Snyder said. larger year by year. seeing the poverty.” (starting May 1) on a popular vote. fornia, Texas, New York and Globally, one in fi ve people Ten Thousand Villages fair The employees attempt to Monday to Saturday: The Senate Judiciary Florida. lives in extreme poverty, on less trade is based on Internation- educate the community about 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Free SSandwichandwich DDayay WWinnersinners Pick up your sandwich certificate at the Collegian. LSC, Lower Level, south end. Sandwiches not picked up by 4/14 will be redistributed WE WANT Demetrios Godenitz Garth Beyer Sean Jordon Megan Steinweg Valerie Couture Sam Garcia Teresa Miller Jim Linden Dan Perez Brandon McLaughlin Laura Light Elizabeth Salamanca Tammi Riggs Jeff Ioannoe Brooke Roeper Susan Farmer Caroline Morris Bridgett Mortell Christina Brown Nichole Waddoups YOU! Elaine Ann

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For more information pick up an application and job description at the front desk of Student Media in the Basement of The Lory Student Center or call 491-1683. COLLEGIAN OPINION Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | Page 4 Administrators had right idea Public schools Colors are more than the foundation of the probably ineffective. Crayola fortune. Colors can indicate political affi l- The whole goal of the ban was to prevent dis- need change iation, sexual orientation and even cultural iden- ruption, but the fl ags themselves were not the tifi cation. When colors are combined with sym- problem. The problem was in students using the want them sitting next to me in college courses. And bols, such as on a country’s fl ag, they hold even fl ags in addition to taunting and name-calling. if they can’t meet the mini- mum requirements to stay more power. The problematic high schoolers probably didn’t in college, then this should This column be a sign that college isn’t for High schoolers in Longmont and represents stop taunting and name calling just because they them, and it’s time to pack the views of their bags. Westminster tapped into those pow- the Collegian’s didn’t have the fl ag to wave. The problem is that there By MEGAN SCHULZ ers last week when they used U.S. editorial board. As it happens so often in this world, some peo- is a preconceived notion about people who choose and Mexican fl ags to respond to im- ple could not behave respectfully. They crossed not to go to college, and to A recent issue of Time resist that, square pegs are migration legislation. The incidents led adminis- the proverbial line, so the schools had to draw a magazine features an alarm- forced into round holes. ing cover story. Choosing to I have no judgment trators to ban the display of fl ags altogether. real one. tackle the topic of America’s against people who don’t schools, the article informs attend traditional college. On Thursday, Colorado Attorney General John The notion of freedom of speech is a corner- us that almost one in three They are mature enough to Suthers declared that banning the display of the stone of our country’s ideology, and the notions of public high school students accept the fact that college will not graduate. isn’t their best choice, so U.S. fl ag in high schools violated state law. open dialogue and a marketplace of ideas should For black and Hispanic they chose other paths. students, the rate moves There is nothing wrong The two principals who banned fl ags acted be reinforced in schools. toward a staggering 50 per- with this. As a society, we cent. These results come need hairdressers, plumbers fairly in that they banned all fl ags, not just one Instead of banning a form of expression, may- from nationwide research, and the like. I would even say demonstrating that the we need less self-righteous country’s. They were being responsible school be the school should try to teach students how problem transcends com- liberal arts majors who will offi cials in trying to maintain a peaceful educa- to deal with viewpoints different from their own, munity differences and will have jobs that have nothing continue to spread. to do with their major, but tional environment. However, while they had the rather than crushing an individual’s right to ex- These statistics particu- will still maintain a “This is larly sadden me because beneath me” attitude. right intentions, the ban was ultimately illegal and pression. they demonstrate failure. So why, as a society, do When we are young and in we shun people who make kindergarten we are told decisions that are right for we can do anything and them? It’s also not in our achieve our dreams. Thou- best interest to give up on sands of dollars are spent people who are perceived on each child while trying to as “failures.” High school is Tact continues poor showing in ’06 put them through the public a diffi cult time, and I’m sure school system. that a lot of teenagers are But what is the point? more depressed and pres- is not. the prevalence of Mexican If one-third of our students sured than they let on. There were instances of fl ags as a unifying symbol of “Th e messages end up quitting, all that It would be easier to protestors, on U.S. soil, rais- culture during this whole or- money has gone to waste. help young and receptive ing Mexican fl ags over upside- deal. most Americans And I want to know why students who are slipping down U.S. fl ags. Addition- What I don’t understand are seeing from they quit as we stand by and before they become accus- ally, they burned U.S. fl ags, is how you reason asking a shake our heads. tomed to a substandard life- called all U.S. citizens “illegal country to keep you around these protests are As a product of the pub- style that burdens society – aliens,” called our president a after burning its fl ag, fl ying lic school system, I admit fi nancially and collectively. “terrorist” (he’s even on their it below yours and upside my four years spent in high This is where high school By TYLER WITTMAN that Mexico is side), and generally involved down, calling its citizens and school weren’t the best. I counselors can take time themselves in offenses that president names, etc. This is superior to the found the material less than out from planning the se- People, ladies and gentle- warrant arrest. I take it they like punching someone in the challenging, and the assign- nior picnic to actually help men, are stupid. I’m not ex- hate America and civility be- face and asking them out on United States, ments did nothing to pre- troubled students. pecting a trophy or anything cause if that’s not their point, a date; it’s not the best means communism is pare me for college. But I In my high school, this but I’m onto something. I then what is? to an end (and if they accept, never considered quitting. duty was assigned to the vice was hoping the events that led In Colorado, the debate stay away). better than Economically, I viewed principal, who handed out me to this conclusion were ceased to be at Skyline High It seems in Dallas the pro- dropping out as one of the in-school suspensions and some kind of build-up to the School, where a good number testors took up the image of democracy, and worst decisions a person “referrals,” a piece of paper greatest April Fools joke ever, of students threw fl ags in each Che Guevara as another uni- could make. As a sopho- that was designed to stop us but I was wrong. It’s April 11 others’ faces, used racial epi- fying symbol. The Mexican being a more, I’m already becoming from misbehaving. now and all April Fools jokes thets and acted like complete fl ag I can understand, a mass anxious of when I will have The actual “counselors” have to be divulged by April fools. murderer I cannot. psychopathic mass to fi nd a well-paying job helped people with col- 2 or else you are fair game for In response, Skyline prin- I suppose the counter pro- murderer makes after graduation. I couldn’t lege applications and class emotional, physical and/or cipal Tom Stumpf banned the testors could wear Ted Bundy imagine making that trek af- scheduling, much like CSU verbal damage. display of any fl ag. I’m sorry shirts. you a hero.” ter spending years in public advisers. I don’t remember a It’s written down some- Mr. Stumpf, but your prob- The messages most Amer- school and having absolute- full-time staff member who where. So what’s the big deal? lems aren’t going to go away icans are seeing from these ly nothing to show for it. was just there to listen. Recently, someone opened with some asinine stumping protests are that Mexico is Until now, I’ve never Now that we have been a really big can of “espiritu de of free speech. Old Glory’s not superior to the United States, for a visa. The only thing we’ve considered education as a presented with this infor- la raza” and people of Mexi- at fault here, idiots are. communism is better than de- learned through the fallout of weeding-out process, but mation about the sub-par can descent, U.S. citizens and Immigration is a politi- mocracy, and being a psycho- a hot topic in Washington is apparently it is. We do noth- performance of our schools, Mexicans alike, started foam- cal issue with serious conse- pathic mass murderer makes that people have an uncanny ing to stop high school drop- we can’t remain blissfully ig- ing at the mouths. quences for a vast population you a hero. capacity for idiocy; Whites, outs because we fi gure if norant. This can, of course, is the in this country, so the tension Tact was obviously left Latinos, principals, everyone. they don’t have the personal It would be benefi cial to proposed immigration bill is understandable. The fact out very early in the planning All parties involved need motivation to earn a diplo- address the problem at the that’s been tabled for the time that high schoolers are going stages of these protests. to take a few steps back and ma then they just aren’t cut source and start with pro- being. to make it into an issue of race The right to protest is proceed with a little more re- out to be the future doctors viding public schools with All over the nation it instead of politics is disap- a fundamental right in this spect, reason and civility. Is or CEOs of the world. the change they have need- spawned hordes of Latinos pointing but to be expected. country and I fully support that so hard? From my experience, ed for so long. and illegal aliens protesting What’s not understandable it. White kids throwing things Tyler Wittman is a senior high school curriculum Megan Schulz is a sopho- immigration laws and calling is the bedlam this issue has at Latinos and calling them speech communication major. wasn’t diffi cult. If someone more technical journalism for more immigrant rights. caused outside of schools. Let names is despicable, so is His column runs every Tuesday barely could pass high school major. Her column runs ev- This is just fi ne, what ensued me say I slightly understand burning our fl ag and applying in the Collegian. classes, then I certainly don’t ery Tuesday in the Collegian.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR SUPPORT OUR ATHLETICS cifi c projects. Besides that one be running the country is lu- Lastly, you perform the fal- not complete in the details of into the athletics’ budget. front-page article, there were dicrous. Second, a general lacy of composition by apply- President Penley’s discussion Penley said if the increase I would just like to com- two other articles on the back knowledge of the history of ing what a small number of with the SFRB regarding the in student fees is not passed ment on the Collegian’s re- page that also made us look Afghanistan would help you in individuals of a group desire fee increases requested by the by the SFRB, he might take the porting of CSU sports and the bad. Let’s concentrate on the your critique of Muslims. And (such as the destruction of the athletics cepartment. needed money directly from athletic department. There positive and keep the negative third, you apply a logical fal- United States and the behead- The $2.06 per student the general fund, which essen- seems to be really no respect away. lacy to your entire article. ing of Christians) to the whole. per semester increase, which tially means it would be taken to what goes on at the McGraw There are always com- You sarcastically state, All Christians would then be was requested by the athlet- directly from academics. Why? Athletic Center; you shouldn’t plaints about how sports aren’t “They were doing so well with- responsible for the Inquisition, ics department in February, What is going on in the athletic talk down a department in doing well. Collegian, you are out us.” Until the West and im- the crusades, the subjugation has not been approved, as was department that a huge, unde- your university. The articles in a place of power to encour- perialism reached that part of of Latin America and Africa, stated in the article. No dollar fi ned defi cit is threatening our in Wednesday’s paper really age students to support our the globe and ignited events to and the Holocaust if we applied amounts for any requests will academic programs? Athletics made them look bad. teams and athletics, and you the point we see them today, this reasoning elsewhere. be voted on by the SFRB until and Penley need to be forth- The fact that there is not do a very poor job of it. Maybe they were doing fi ne. You must Reconsider your ignorant April 17. coming with the details of how a lot of money in the athletic you should look for the posi- know of the $2 billion given assumptions. Do not blindly On April 3, President Pen- your money will be used. department is not because of tives more often, like how two to anti-communist forces in blame Muslims for all religious ley appeared on behalf of ath- Your article on this issue is mismanagement of funds, as of our tennis players beat the Afghanistan during the Rea- persecution. letics to request an additional clearly biased and sympathet- was insinuated. It is because second-ranked doubles team gan presidency. But, after the $15 per student per semester, ic to the athletic department, in the country, and there was there is not a lot of money Soviet’s withdrawal, the United Patrick Potyondy which, if passed, would bring which is understandable con- nothing about it. sophomore coming in. I really support States was no where to be seen the total student fee to $68.60 sidering the individual who I would support a team history and English President Penley’s fee increase for another 20 years until 2001, per student per semester or reported on this is a Collegian more if I knew what was going for athletics. It is not the an- well after the Taliban, whom $137.20 per student per year. sports reporter. on with them. swer, but it is a start. you vaguely mention, took PENLEY SHOULD BE MORE The athletic department’s $18 If any students have con- We pay much less in stu- control. million per year budget appar- cerns about their student fees, Melanie Calderwood FORTHCOMING dent fees to athletics than our Next, you seem almost dis- ently isn’t big enough. I encourage them to contact senior peer universities; we should appointed that the beheading Athletics reports that with- the athletics department, agriculture business pay as much as they do. As we did not take place because of out additional funding they SFRB and President Penley to I am writing in response graduate and become alumni, the court decision. to your article “Athletic de- will be more than $1.8 million voice their opinions before we should give back to our IN RESPONSE TO TYLER There are political, not su- partment facing economic in debt by 2008 and $2.5 mil- the SFRB’s fi nal voting is com- university. We don’t, and that WITTMAN pernatural, reasons for the dis- cuts” published Wednesday. I lion by 2009. When questioned plete. is why we are in the situation missal of the case in relation to was in attendance at the Stu- as to what exactly the new we are in. Many areas of your recent good foreign policy and their dent Fee Review Board (SFRB) student fee money would go Kate Wernsman Large donations help, but article concern me. First, to local interests of sustaining meeting on April 3 in which toward, Penley had no fi rm an- senior they have to go toward spe- insinuate that Satan might control. you reported. Your report was swer, only that it would be put performing arts major

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The Associated Press of Lakewood. He was found U.S.military strike on Iran unresponsive in Willard Hall BOULDER, Colo. – An Sunday afternoon by anoth- autopsy on an 18-year-old er student, campus police college student found dead spokesman Lt. Tim McGraw By DEB RIECHMANN Bush said. “It was just wild sible U.S. strike against Iran the Nuclear Nonproliferation in his residence hall room said. McGraw said Gomez’s The Associated Press speculation.” amounted to psychological Treaty. showed no sign of trauma, death did not appear to be a Taking questions from the warfare from the West. Bush and other adminis- but the cause of death had suicide. WASHINGTON – President audience, Bush also said he Iran’s hard-line President tration offi cials have said re- not been determined, au- Faure said he was await- Bush dismissed as “wild spec- declassifi ed part of a prewar Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told peatedly that the military op- thorities said Monday. ing test results before deter- ulation” reports that the ad- intelligence report on Iraq in Iranians not to be intimidated tion is on the table, and White Boulder County coroner mining the cause and man- ministration was planning for 2003 to show Americans the by other nations’ attempts to House offi cials acknowledge Thomas Faure identifi ed the ner of death. He said the tests a military strike against Iran. basis for his statements about stifl e the country’s nuclear am- normal military planning is student as Jesse B. Gomez could take several weeks. Bush did not rule out the the threat posed by Saddam bitions. under way. use of force, but he said he Hussein. “Unfortunately, today Defense experts say a mili- would continue to use diplo- “I wanted people to see some bullying powers are un- tary strike on Iran would be matic pressure to prevent Iran the truth,” he told a questioner able to give up their bullying risky and complicated, and from gaining a nuclear weapon who said there was evidence of nature,” Ahmadinejad said. could aggravate U.S. problems or the know-how and technol- a concerted effort by the White “The future will prove that our in the Muslim world. CU diversity commission ogy to make one. House to punish war critic path was a right way.” To pressure Iran, Euro- “I know here in Washing- Joseph Wilson. Bush said he The U.N. Security Council pean Union foreign policy ton prevention means force,” could not comment on the CIA has demanded that Iran sus- chief Javier Solana on Monday reviews UCCS Bush said at the Paul H. Nitze leak case because it is under pend all enrichment of ura- recommended that the 25-na- School of Advanced Interna- investigation. nium – a key process that can tion bloc consider sanctions The Associated Press who is black, said she want- tional Studies at Johns Hopkins Sen. Chuck Schumer, D- produce either fuel for a reac- against Iran, including a visa ed to see more variety in University. “It doesn’t mean N.Y., sent a letter to Bush on tor or the material for a nucle- ban on some offi cials, because COLORADO SPRINGS, the scholars represented in force, necessarily. In this case, Monday asking him for details ar warhead. of Iran’s rejection of U.N. de- – The University of Colorado classroom materials. it means diplomacy.” about how the document was The security council gave mands that it end uranium en- at Colorado Springs should “A lot of the lessons are Several weekend news re- declassifi ed. “There are many Tehran until April 28 to comply richment. do more to encourage men- pretty much Eurocentric,” ports said the administration questions that the president before the International Atom- Bush has said Iran may tor relationships between she said. was studying options for mili- must answer so that the Amer- ic Energy Agency reports back pose the greatest challenge to students and professors, CU system President tary strikes. The New Yorker ican people can understand to the council on its inspection the United States of any other and recruit more minority Hank Brown formed the 60- magazine raised the possibil- that this declassifi cation was progress. country in the world. And while students and faculty, several member commission on di- ity of using nuclear bombs done for national security pur- Iran has rejected the de- he has stressed that diplomacy students said at a meeting on versity to examine how the against Iran’s underground poses, not for immediate po- mand, saying the small-scale is always preferable, he has diversity. school’s campuses handle nuclear sites. litical gain.” enrichment it began in Feb- defended his administration’s At a daylong meeting Fri- issues such as race and dis- “I read the articles in the In Tehran, offi cials said the ruary was strictly for research strike-fi rst policy against ter- day by the University of Col- crimination. Meetings al- newspapers this weekend,” media reports about a pos- and was within its rights under rorists and other enemies. orado Blue Ribbon Commis- ready have been held on the sion on Diversity, university Denver and Boulder cam- offi cials outlined dozens of puses. ways the school tries to serve Commission members minorities groups and said were to issue a draft May 1 they would consider adopt- of recommendations for im- ing new ideas. proving diversity on the Col- Debate features professor who Student Crystal Bullard, orado Springs campus.

compared 9/11 victims to Nazis COLLEGIAN COLLEGIAN 491-1686 CLASSIFIEDS CLASSIFIEDS By JENNIFER TALHELM critic of American colleges, and lecture critical of President 8th grade, for example, he said The Associated Press Churchill became archrivals Bush was caught on tape by he voted for the socialist can- after an essay Churchill wrote one of his students, Horowitz didate in a mock presidential WASHINGTON – The Uni- likening some Sept. 11 victims said liberal teachers are taking election because he thought it versity of Colorado and pro- to a notorious Nazi caused a advantage of their positions to would be “cool.” fessor Ward Churchill are ex- national furor over academic opine on subjects they aren’t He was held in detention amples of a “sea change” in freedom and university hiring qualifi ed to talk about. after school for the next two academics in the last 30 years, practices. Schools need to oper- weeks “for having the audac- in which leftists now dominate The two met on stage be- ate under an academic bill of ity to deviate from the main- U.S. colleges and impose their fore more than 200 cheering rights, which would guarantee stream,” he said. “That is in- opinions on their students, ac- students and others at George students the right to attend doctrination.” ademic critic David Horowitz Washington University Thurs- class without teachers using Churchill agreed with said during a debate Thursday. day to debate whether teach- their lecterns to deliver politi- Horowitz that students should Churchill argued Horowitz ers should voice their political cal speeches, Horowitz said. be taught to evaluate a subject is wrong to assert that there is opinions in the classrooms. “The issue here isn’t for themselves. In his contro- standard that can be applied The debate was the opening whether every student is versial essay, Churchill, a ten- to decide what is appropriate event of a Students for Aca- brainwashed, it’s whether it is ured professor of ethnic stud- to teach. demic Freedom conference, a appropriate,” Horowitz said. ies, called some of the victims “There is no consensus, group Horowitz chairs. Churchill responded that of the 2001 terrorist attacks there is no homogeneity, there Citing a slew of examples, the mainstream or accepted “little Eichmanns,” a reference is no truth,” Churchill said. including Colorado high school view of a subject isn’t always to Adolf Eichmann, an orga- Horowitz, an author and teacher Jay Bennish, whose right or fair. When he was in nizer of the Holocaust.

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By JOSEF FEDERMAN ets. Three rockets fi red from The Associated Press the northern Gaza village of Beit Lahiya landed in Israel on JERUSALEM – The new Monday, the army said. Hamas-led Palestinian govern- The Israeli human rights ment is quietly working to end group B’tselem said the kill- a surge in violence, urging rival ing was the inevitable result of militant groups in the Gaza Israel’s decision to shell areas Strip to refrain from launching close to Palestinian homes, rockets at Israel without offi - and Israel is legally respon- cial permission. sibility for the outcome. The Although the rocket at- group also called on Palestin- tacks have not stopped and ians not to use residential ar- Hamas says it still supports vi- eas for “military actions.” olent resistance against Israel, The fi ghting with Israel its subtle efforts at persuasion has escalated in recent days, look like an attempt to stabi- with militants repeatedly fi r- lize a chaotic situation so that ing rockets into Israel and the it can focus on governing the army responding with air- West Bank and Gaza Strip. strikes, artillery fi re and attacks “We want resistance to be from naval gunboats. arranged and organized,” said A total of 17 Palestinians, government spokesman Ghazi including 13 militants, have Hamad, adding that Hamas been killed in the Israeli offen- would try to get control over sive since Friday. There have the rocket fi re by negotiating been no Israeli casualties from with other militant factions. the rocket fi re. Hamas has not been partici- Hamas won Palestinian pating in the attacks. legislative elections in January In the latest violence, an on a platform pledging to end 8-year-old Palestinian girl was government corruption and killed when an Israeli artillery improve public services. But shell hit her house in northern since being sworn into offi ce Gaza, hospital offi cials and less than two weeks ago, the witnesses said. government has found itself Relatives and neighbors facing international isolation, drove bleeding children to the a fi nancial crisis, Palestinian RINA CASTELNUOVO | THE NEW YORK TIMES small local hospital. Doctors infi ghting and growing vio- Israeli artillery is fi red towards areas in the northern Gaza Strip just over the border from Israel near Hahal Oz on Monday. A Palestinian feverishly bandaged a wailing lence with Israel. offi cial said the Palestinians’ new Hamas-led government is seeking to gain control over the fi ring of rockets from the Gaza Strip into infant on a blood-splattered A senior Palestinian secu- Israel – which has led to a fresh cycle of violence, including Israeli artillery fi re on Monday bed as others took away the rity offi cial in Gaza said Hamas dusty and bloody body of the has not offi cially proposed a dead girl. cease-fi re but is sending clear It can’t get anything done he said. Hamas offi cials have con- An Israeli security offi cial The army had no immedi- signals that it wants quiet. while F-16s and Apache heli- The offi cial spoke on con- fi rmed they are interested in said it appears Hamas is trying ate comment, but confi rmed “Without a cease-fi re, copters are fl ying overhead, Is- dition of anonymity because extending a year-old cease-fi re to regulate the rocket fi re be- it was shelling populated ar- Hamas can’t build anything in raeli artillery is being fi red and he was not authorized to talk with Israel, which the group cause uncontrolled violence is eas where militants fi re rock- Gaza,” he said. rocket attacks are going on,” to the media. has largely honored. against its interests. Records show phone-jamming schemers called White House

By LARRY MARGASAK federal judge Tuesday to or- came the New Hampshire The Associated Press der GOP and White House GOP chairwoman, said in an offi cials to answer questions interview she did not learn of WASHINGTON – Key about the phone jamming in the jamming until after the fi gures in a phone-jamming a civil lawsuit alleging voter election. scheme designed to keep New fraud. A Democratic analysis of Hampshire Democrats from Repeated hang-up calls phone records introduced at voting in 2002 had regular that jammed telephone lines Tobin’s criminal trial show contact with the White House at a Democratic get-out-the- he made 115 outgoing calls and the Republican Party vote center occurred in a – mostly to the same number as the plan was unfolding, Senate race in which Repub- in the White House political phone records introduced in lican John Sununu defeated affairs offi ce – between Sept. criminal court show. Democrat Jeanne Shaheen, 17 and Nov. 22, 2002. The records show that 51 percent to 46 percent, on Two dozen of the calls Bush campaign operative Nov. 5, 2002. were made from 9:28 a.m. James Tobin, who recently Besides the conviction of the day before the election was convicted in the case, Tobin, the Republicans’ New through 2:17 a.m. the night made two dozen calls to the England regional director, after the voting. White House within a three- prosecutors negotiated two There also were other OZIER MUHAMMAD | THE NEW YORK TIMES day period around Election plea bargains: one with a New calls between Republican of- Day 2002 – as the phone jam- Hampshire Republican Party fi cials during the period that A searcher and his dog go through a home in the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans on April 3. The ming operation was fi nalized, offi cial and another with the the scheme was hatched and bodies of storm victims are still being discovered in New Orleans – in March there were nine alone, carried out and then abruptly owner of a telemarketing fi rm canceled. Prosecutors did not plus one skull. shut down. involved in the scheme. The need the White House calls to The national Republican owner of the subcontractor convict Tobin and negotiate Party, which paid millions in fi rm whose employees made the two guilty pleas. legal bills to defend Tobin, the hang-up calls is under in- Whatever the reason for Coast braces for hurricane season says the contacts involved dictment. not using the White House routine election business and The phone records show records, prosecutors “tried a that it was “preposterous” to that most calls to the White very narrow case,” said Paul By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN than Katrina could be devas- cause of the fl imsiness of the suggest the calls involved House were from Tobin, who Twomey, who represented The Associated Press tating, wiping out much of the travel trailers, we will probably phone jamming. became President Bush’s the Democratic Party in the modest progress that has been evacuate sometimes when we The Justice Department presidential campaign chair- criminal and civil cases. The GULFPORT, Miss. – Joe made and sweeping away the didn’t really need to. But we has secured three convic- man for the New England re- Justice Department did not Spraggins knows it will take little trailers. can’t take the risk because the tions in the case but hasn’t gion in 2004. say why the White House re- stockpiles of food, water and Mississippi Gov. Haley Bar- travel trailers are extremely accused any White House or Other calls from New cords were not used. fuel and better evacuation bour calls this a “critical period vulnerable.” national Republican offi cials Hampshire senatorial cam- The Democrats said in routes to survive if the Gulf of vulnerability.” Likewise, the coast’s natu- of wrongdoing, nor made paign offi ces to the White their civil case motion that Coast gets hit by another mon- “We’re going to pray for the ral defenses have never been any allegations suggesting House could have been made they were entitled to know ster storm this coming hurri- best but prepare for the worst,” weaker. Katrina, followed by party offi cials outside of New by a number of people. the purpose of the calls to cane season. he said. Hurricane Rita a month later, Hampshire were involved. A GOP campaign consul- government offi ces “at the What the Harrison County Spraggins, whose terri- ripped apart a band of barrier The phone records of calls to tant in 2002, Jayne Millerick, time of the planning and im- emergency management di- tory includes Katrina-battered islands and wetlands that help the White House were exhib- made a 17-minute call to the plementation of the phone- rector cannot fully plan for is Gulfport and Biloxi, said the soften a hurricane’s blow. its in Tobin’s trial but pros- White House on Election Day, jamming conspiracy ... and the psychological toll another county is devising a new emer- “These barrier islands are ecutors did not make them but said in an interview she the timing of the phone calls hurricane could exact on resi- gency plan to replace the old in many places the fi rst line part of their case. did not recall the subject. made by Mr. Tobin on Elec- dents struggling to rebuild one. of defense for the mainland,” Democrats plan to ask a Millerick, who later be- tion Day.” their lives after Katrina. Katrina made a mockery said Abby Sallenger, an ocean- “They’re already at the out of federal, state and local ographer for the U.S. Geologi- point of breaking,” he said. emergency plans. Evacuation cal Survey. “If we have another “If we have another storm of routes were clogged, com- hurricane hit, how much worse any size this summer, mental munications were spotty, and will the impact be?” health is going to be a huge is- emergency supplies were not Katrina also left the region’s Fort Carson unit devoted to healing sue.” positioned to arrive quickly in economy in tatters, especially Katrina laid waste to tens the areas of greatest need. in New Orleans. of thousands of homes and “We will never be prepared A report issued in February By TOM ROEDER come in dozens at a time. he said of the wounds, com- businesses and killed more to take a Katrina, but we will by Louisiana-based economist The Colorado Springs Gazette (KRT) Most patients seen by paring them to what a person than 1,300 people in Louisiana be prepared to do a lot bet- Loren Scott found that metro- the 10th’s doctors and nurses might suffer getting hit by a and Mississippi. Now, less than ter than we did the last time,” politan New Orleans’ employ- COLORADO SPRINGS, are the victims of roadside bus or train. two months before the next Spraggins said. In Mississippi, ment rate remained 32 percent Colo. – In Baghdad’s Green bombs or car bombs, the In the professional terms hurricane season starts June 1, about 99,000 people are liv- below its pre-Katrina peak, or Zone, soldiers from Fort weapons most often used by of the hospital, the injuries overworked offi cials and fraz- ing in more than 36,000 FEMA down 198,000 jobs. Scott wor- Carson’s 10th Combat Sup- insurgents. are classifi ed as multiple zled homeowners are bracing trailers and mobile homes. In ries that a lot of employers will port Hospital are surrounded As their tactics moved trauma. for the possibility of another Louisiana, more than 51,000 give up if another destructive by opulence and Babylonian from directly attacking It’s a combination of killer storm in a region where trailers dot the landscape. storm hits New Orleans. beauty, from swimming pools Americans, the mix of pa- bleeding shrapnel wounds, thousands still live in govern- Many people whose homes “All of these companies to the villas of Iraq’s deposed tients at the Army hospital damaged organs and broken ment-issued trailers or under were demolished by Katrina are willing to be part of the rulers. has changed, too. bones that come along with blue tarps. also lost cars and trucks, `Save New Orleans’ movement They get few chances to More than half of the often-severe burns. This hurricane season meaning it could be diffi cult once,” he said. “I just wonder enjoy Saddam Hussein’s for- wounded are Iraqis, either Golds said many of the could be more brutal than last for them to get out if another if they’re willing to be part of it mer playground. The war rag- the civilian victims of the younger soldiers in the unit, year’s, when a record-setting storm threatens. As a result, twice.” ing outside the 4-square-mile bombings or members of on their fi rst war tour, have 27 storms, including 15 hur- evacuations will start earlier Katrina dealt a crippling compound keeps intruding. that nation’s growing police been shocked by what they’ve ricanes, churned in the Atlan- and will be conducted more blow to southern Mississippi’s “This is the busiest trau- and military forces. seen since arriving in Iraq last tic Ocean. Forecasters say the often, Barbour warned. economy, as well, but its ca- ma center in Iraq,” Col. Den- Lt. Col. John Golds is a fall. Atlantic is in a period of in- “We’re going to have to sino industry is recovering and nis Doyle said in a telephone nurse who evaluates the pa- “Seeing people their own creased hurricane activity that decide earlier to evacuate be- the scenic 70-mile coastline interview from the hospital tients as they arrive. age getting injured and killed could last another a decade or cause it’s going to take longer,” has condominium developers where his soldiers are caring “You couldn’t see anything was a sobering experience,” longer. Even a weaker storm Barbour said. “And also, be- salivating. for wounded, who sometimes like it in the United States,” Golds said. The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7 Farmers worry about immigration debate results

By JULIANA BARBASSA farmers said. The Associated Press “We know local Fear of a crackdown is already chasing some agri- FRESNO, Calif. – Fourth- folks won’t take cultural businesses across generation vegetable farmer those jobs, at any the border where the workers Will Rousseau keeps one eye are, said vegetable harvester on his crops and another on price.” and shipper Steve Scaroni. Capitol Hill, where Congress His company hires 1,500 is debating immigration bills people in California and Ari- that could mean bounty or Will Rousseau zona during harvests to pick bust for farms dependent on Vegetable farmer who hires up fresh produce and take it to migrant labor. to 700 seasonal workers companies who bag it and Illegal immigrants make give it a brand name. But up about 53 percent of the to harvest his crops in Phoenix some of his customers are so nation’s roughly 1.8 million concerned that they’re shift- farm workers, and cutting ing their operations to Mexi- DENNIS BRACK | THE NEW YORK TIMES off the fl ow of willing work- be forced out of business, he co. And he’s following. ARLINGTON, Va. – Jane Thompson, president of Wal-Mart Financial Services, is pictured on a video ers – legal or not – to the fresh said. And that still might not “We just don’t feel we monitor as she testifi es before the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., or FDIC, in Arlington, Va., on produce that needs picking be enough to recruit large can risk keeping all our eggs Monday. Wal-Mart on Monday defended its bid to open a limited-purpose bank and took aim at one of would spell the end for many numbers of native-born in the USA basket,” he said. the most regularly voiced concerns about its proposal, saying it has no plans to open branches and farmers, Rousseau said. workers, Perez added. “We’re competing in an in- is committed to keeping independent banks in its stores. “We know local folks While a border crack- ternational market. It’s easy won’t take those jobs, at any down is a vision of doom for to say, ‘raise wages,’ but the price,” said Rousseau, who many farmers, the numbers question is, will we stay in hires up to 700 seasonal show consumers wandering business?” workers to harvest his crops supermarket aisles might The solution farmers are Opponents call for rejection in Phoenix. hardly feel the difference. hoping for – one not prom- The bills include a House- That’s because very little ised by any of the current approved version calling for of the price of produce actu- bills – is a program allowing military enforcement of the ally goes back to the farmer. farmers to bring as many of Wal-Mart’s banking bid border that would make it a When you take home a $1 workers as they need across felony to be in the country head of lettuce, only 19 cents the border, without the time illegally. Rousseau and other go to the farmer; and six or expense of the current By MARCY GORDON pany’s nature to refrain from ponents say, with 3,900 stores farmers believe that would be cents of that go to the picker, guest worker program. The Associated Press expanding into full-scale bank- nearly saturating the U.S. mar- disastrous for the industry. according to the U.S. Depart- Chalmers Carr, who ships ing with retail branches that ket and unrivaled dominance On the opposite end of ment of Agriculture. about 1 million boxes of WASHINGTON – Allies for would destroy local banks. – accounting for an estimated the spectrum, a bill approved The real difference would peaches from his 2,500-acre once, a stream of offi cials from The lone Wal-Mart ex- 10 percent of the U.S. retail by the Senate Judiciary Com- be whether the food is grown operation in South Carolina, the banking industry, unions ecutive who testifi ed – Jane economy. That means a Wal- mittee would allow some il- in America or abroad. The has been using the existing and consumer groups urged Thompson, president of Mart bank could pose a risk to legal immigrants to apply for shift has begun already, as program to bring in up to 300 federal regulators on Monday Wal-Mart Financial Services the country’s fi nancial system, citizenship while expanding American farmers face steep- workers a year from Mexico. to reject a bid by Wal-Mart – insisted that the $250 billion- and potentially to taxpayers, an existing but burdensome er labor, fuel and other costs. It’s expensive – he es- Stores Inc. to expand its em- a-year retailer is a good cor- they say. guest worker program. For instance, the town of timates it costs him about pire into the banking business. porate citizen in the commu- “Given Wal-Mart’s massive Cutting farmers’ access to Gilroy, south of San Jose, still $500 in fees and transpor- A company offi cial, mean- nities where it operates, pays scope and international deal- cross-border workers without calls itself the “Garlic Capital tation costs to bring in one while, assured the Federal De- its employees fair wages and ings, it is not possible to rule giving them an alternative of the World,” and anoints worker for one season, not posit Insurance Corp. that Wal- complies strictly with laws and out a fi nancial crisis within the could cost the industry up to an annual Garlic Queen. But including the mandatory Mart had no plans to compete regulations. company that could damage $9 billion in annual produc- China, where production housing expenses. It’s also with community banks, in- The company insists that the bank and severely disrupt tion, according to the Ameri- costs are much lower, now time- consuming – in Febru- cluding bank branches located consumers and retail banks the fl ow of payments through- can Farm Bureau Federation, grows about 66 percent of the ary, he asked for the workers within its megastores. have nothing to fear and is out the fi nancial system,” said which has long lobbied for world’s garlic, according to he’d need in April and was The fi rst day of the fi rst- pledging to stay out of branch Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, a streamlined temporary the Agriculture Department. still waiting for approval this ever FDIC public hearings banking and consumer lend- D-Ohio, who heads a group worker program. But farmers point to the week. on a bank application drew ing. Some 300 institutions op- of lawmakers opposed to the The average wage for country’s dependence on “This process has to be a wave of opposition to the erate branches in 1,150 Wal- company’s application. “The skilled and unskilled farm foreign oil to show the disad- streamlined, has to work the plans of the world’s largest re- Mart stores and the company potential losses to the FDIC workers is about $10 an hour, vantages of relying on others. way it’s supposed to if we’re tailer. Among the protesters: says it doesn’t want to compete are staggering. Our country is said Austin Perez, a labor spe- Also, food grown at home is going to rely on it,” he said. offi cials of trade groups rep- with them. extremely fortunate that En- cialist with the federation. 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By JOE DZIEMIANOWICZ in the dark New York Daily News (KRT)

The fi nal chapter of “Will & Grace” will be the end of the By TERRY LAWSON numbers support it. Janu- line as far as for co-stars Eric Knight Ridder Newspapers ary to early April is the time McCormack and Debra Mess- when the studios dump ing working together. The most popular fi lm their worst junk. In that pe- For good. critic in the United States riod last year, only two fi lms “That’s what TV does to- last week was Roger Moore were not pre-screened. So day,” McCormack said. of The Orlando Sentinel; his far this year, 11 movies have The Emmy-winning actor review of the comedy “The been withheld. believes that, after eight years, Benchwarmers” ran in lots When that happens, audiences just won’t buy them of newspapers, including papers like this one, which together unless they’re playing the Detroit Free Press, be- endeavors to review every their “Will & Grace” characters cause Moore secured the fi lm in the same spirit of attorney Will Truman and dec- only opening-day review. fairness and completeness orator Grace Adler. While critics in other that compels our sports de- “People used to watch the cities were disinvited from partment to send a reporter same couple fall in love in four early screenings, or told to every pro game, publish different movies, but Debra those screenings had been reviews on Saturday, on the and I will never have that,” he canceled, Moore never got Web only, or – in the case said. “That’s part of the reason the message. He showed up of an increasing number of the next few weeks will be so at the screening and did his newspapers – not at all. sad.” job – reviewing the movie So who cares? Movies McCormack and company about grown-up geeks who like “The Benchwarmers” shot the second-to-last epi- play Little League baseball. are routinely referred to as sode of “Will & Grace” the week He did this so his review “critic-proof,” meaning the before last. could be published on Fri- reviews have no effect on “The fi nal episode has day, the traditional day for the intended audience. been written, but that’s all I’m reviews. The studio assumes these saying,” he said, clamming up Incensed executives at moviegoers don’t care about when asked about the futures Sony Pictures, learning that someone else’s opinion, of Truman and company. their marketing strategy of don’t read reviews or maybe The sitcom wraps up its hiding the movie from re- don’t even read at all.As with eight-year run on NBC with viewers had been thwarted, most blanket assumptions, an hour-long fi nale airing May claimed Moore disguised there is probably some truth 18. himself to get into the the- in that. Yet the very same And, no, McCormack won’t ater. He did no such thing. studios pat themselves on be watching the show’s last The local representative in the back when unscreened installment with Messing and Orlando simply failed to movies like “Madea’s Fam- the rest of the “W&G” cast. rescind Moore’s invitation ily Reunion” top the box He will be on stage of the and had thoughtfully saved offi ce charts, bragging that Lucille Lortel Theatre in the Vil- him a seat in a roped-off their refusal to subject those lage, where he is set to co-star press row. A wiser PR de- fi lms to potentially negative in Neil LaBute’s dark comedy partment might have lifted reviews was responsible for “Some Girl(s).” Co-stars for the that ban on reviewers, un- their success. The studios play’s fi ve-week run include derstanding that some re- want it both ways. The stu- Fran Drescher (“The Nanny”) viewer, somewhere, would dio-critic relationship when and Maura Tierney (“ER”). have undoubtedly defended it comes to reviews is built McCormack portrays a the poop-and-puke jokes of on a tenuous business mod- man who visits four ex-girl- “The Benchwarmers.” el. In exchange for the press’ friends before taking the mar- But Sony chose instead gentleman’s agreement to riage plunge – a bit of a stretch to play Smear the Critic, and “quarantine” reviews until from gay lawyer Will Truman. usually that’s pretty easy to the day a movie is available He pursued the part on the get away with. to ticket buyers, the studios recommendation of Messing, After all, nobody feels show the fi lms early enough who’d been offered a role but sorry for movie critics – ex- for us to have reviews on turned it down. cept other movie critics. opening day. “She said, ‘If there ever was The studios like critics Critics who breach this a part I’d like to see you play only when they are writing agreement are barred from after Will, it would be this,’” he about movies like “Broke- future screenings – unless back Mountain” or “The you are Time or Newsweek MICHAEL GOULDING | ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER| KRT said, adding that going from prime-time TV to Off-Broad- Full Monty,” fi lms that never or a Web site like Ain’t It Cool Debra Messing and Eric McCormack of “Will & Grace” at the 53rd annual Emmy Awards in Los Ange- way “is the biggest pay cut in would have made a penny News, which barter cover- les on Sunday, Nov. 4, 2001. history.” without overwhelmingly age for access and offer re- positive reviews. views before fi lms open. 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EEasteraster WorshipWorship DirectoryDirectory Check out special services for Easter in Wednesday’s The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, April 11, 2006 9 Men’s golf fi nishes No DNA connections ninth in Arizona in Duke rape case By TIM WHITMIRE cell phone and her clothes. The Associated Press “No DNA material “They swabbed about ev- By GRANT MEECH for 37th and senior Nate Pet- with the great shape the ery place they could possibly The Rocky Mountain Collegian titt fi nished tied for 44th. Kartsen Golf Course was in from any young DURHAM, N.C. – DNA swab from her, in which there Junior Aaron Weston fi n- for the tournament. The testing failed to connect any could be any DNA,” he said. ished tied for 50th to round weather was perfect for golf man was present The CSU men’s golf team members of the Duke Uni- Cheshire said even if the out the individual scores. and the rough on the course traveled to sunny Phoenix, versity lacrosse team to the on the body of alleged attackers used a con- Senior Kevin McAlpine was thick but defi nitely good Ariz., Friday for the Thunder- alleged rape of a stripper, at- dom, it’s likely there would played the fi rst and third for some low scores. this complaining bird Invitational hosted by torneys for the athletes said have been some DNA evidence rounds in the tournament The men take off to Provo, Arizona State University at Monday. found suggesting an assault but had to withdraw in the Utah, later this week to com- woman.” Kartsen Golf Course. Citing DNA test results took place. He said in this case, second round. He did not pete in the Cougar Classic, The Rams fi nished ninth delivered by the state crime the report states there was no place. Despite the fi nal plac- hosted by BYU. Wade Smith place at the tournament as lab to police and prosecutors DNA on her to indicate that she ing, head coach Jamie Bermel “We are only home for defense attorney the University of Arizona a few hours earlier, the attor- had sex of any type recently. said he was pleased with his a couple days this week, so took top honors. The Rams neys said the test results prove “The experts will tell you team’s performance. we need to fi ne tune some shot 283-297-283 to fi nish at their clients did not sexu- curred. He went on to say he that if there was a condom “We played pretty solid,” things,” Bermel said. “This a 11 over par. Freshman Zen ally assault and beat a stripper would have other evidence to used they would still be able to Bermel said. “We beat some big tournament for us.” Brown shot two rounds over hired to perform at a March 13 make his case should the DNA pick up DNA, latex, lubricant teams that are top 25, so it Grant Meech can be par and a fi nal round of 69 to team party. No charges have analysis prove inconclusive or and all other types of things was a solid performance.” reached at sports@collegian. fi nish tied for 32nd. Junior been fi led in the case. fail to match a member of the to show that – and that’s not Bermal was impressed com. Derrick Whiting fi nished tied “No DNA material from team. Smith said Nifong now here,” Cheshire said. any young man was present on has the evidence needed to Stan Goldman, who teach- the body of this complaining change his mind. es criminal law, evidence and woman,” said defense attor- “He doesn’t have to do it,” criminal procedure at Loyola SPORTS 6:05 p.m. Salt Lake City, Utah, ney Wade Smith. The alleged Smith said of fi ling charges. Law School in Los Angeles, ALMANAC 7 p.m. victim, a 27-year-old student “He is a man with discretion. said the DNA results don’t Colorado Avalanche vs. (Altitude TV) at a nearby college, told police He doesn’t have to do it, and mean that Nifong can’t go for- Phoenix Coyotes, she and another woman were we hope that he won’t.” ward with the case – but the Pepsi Center, Colorado Rockies vs. Nifong’s assistant said ear- test results make a successful Today 6 p.m. Arizona Diamondbacks, hired to dance at the party. The woman told police that three lier Monday the prosecutor prosecution much harder. Denver Nuggets vs. (Altitude TV) Phoenix, Ariz., “Isn’t the absence of DNA Portland Trailblazers, 7:40 p.m. men at the party dragged her would not comment on the Portland, Ore., Colorado Rockies vs. (FSN TV) into a bathroom, choked her, fi ndings. North Carolina Cen- evidence, given the way the 8 p.m. Arizona Diamondbacks, raped her and sodomized her. tral University, where the al- victim has described the crime, (Altitude TV) Phoenix, Ariz., Thursday Authorities ordered 46 of leged victim is a student, said in and of itself almost enough 7:40 p.m. the 47 players on Duke’s la- after the results were released to raise a reasonable doubt?” Tuesday (FSN TV) Colorado Avalanche vs. crosse team to submit DNA that the prosecutor would ap- he said. “That’s all the defense Calgary Flames, samples. Because the woman pear at a campus forum on has to do.” Baseball vs. Western Wednesday Pengrowth Saddledome, said her attackers were white, Tuesday to discuss the case. Robert Archer, whose son, Nebraska Community 7 p.m. the team’s sole black player Attorney Joe Cheshire, who Breck, is a member of the la- College, Colorado Eagles vs. (Altitude TV) was not tested. represents one of the team’s crosse team, said the test re- Ram Field, Oklahoma City Blazers, District Attorney Mike Ni- captains, said the report in- sults only confi rmed for par- 3 p.m. Budweiser Events Center, Colorado Rockies vs. fong stopped speaking with re- dicated authorities took DNA ents what they already knew. 7:05 p.m. Arizona Diamondbacks, samples from all over the al- “I know the kids on the Phoenix, Ariz., porters last week after initially Colorado Eagles vs. leged victim’s body, including team and I know they’re in- Oklahoma City Blazers, Denver Nuggets vs. Utah 7:40 p.m. talking openly about the case, Oklahoma City, Okla., Jazz, (FSN TV) including stating publicly that under her fi ngernails, and from nocent,” said Archer, of East he was confi dent a crime oc- her possessions, such as her Quogue, N.Y.

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Kris 970-689-8803. www.rentals4you.com Newer town homes. 3-4 KRIS TICNOR 303-667-4023. west. changer, ski rack. Fun reli- 2 BDRM bdrm, 2 bath. $1,100. Pre- Joe: 213-841-3680. able car. $4200/OBO. Call CSUREALTY.COM 4 bdrm, 2 bath home for rent. leasing for August. 970-226- Travis 303-250-2708. Houses, town homes, con- DOWNTOWN LOFT Everything new, crawl to YOU’VE GOTTA SEE 2046. All new custom finishes. campus. $1050/mo. Mark 3 bdrm, 1 bath, 1.5 car dos for sale. Invest in your THESE REMOLED garage, quiet, W/D, avail 6/1 education today. Stainless appliances. Granite. 970-308-6313. ‘78 VW BUS Wood floors. Top floor w/ HOUSES. PRE LEASING or 8/1, $1050/mo. 229-9216. Pop top- sleeps 4- runs well- balcony. $900/mo. 481-8712. 4 bdrm, 2 bath home w/ large Only two left! QUALITY HOMES cd player- $1500/ OBO- Nick INVESTMENT yard & garage, D/W, W/D. 4 Bdrms Near CSU. FOR NEXT SUMMER 3 BDRM 1 BATH 970-412-8694. OPPORTUNITY Immediate Vacancy, Fall Pre- 2 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 levels, real- $1,400/mo, avail Aug 1. 1708 & FALL HOUSE 4 bdrm, 2 bath house for sale Springfield. 970-222-8333. leasing. ly nice condo. W/D, A/C, N/P, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 bdrm homes Premiere housing & great Just remodeled. Granite. by owner. Hot tub, wood www.rentals4you.com N/S. Close to campus. avail. All properties include customer service! We are New bath. New wood floors. DEAD CAR burning stove, W/D, D/W, 303-667-4023. $700/mo. 303-332-1332. 4 bdrm, 2 bath. F/P, W/D, free high speed internet, lawn leasing for Summer & Fall 3 car garage. $1200/mo. extended 1 car garage, brand Cash for your unwanted car D/W, 2 car garage, fenced care & all appliances. Beat now! Contact me to set your 481-8712. new furnace addition. Newly or truck with mechanical or yard, cement patio, near City Garden level. Near CSU. 1 the rush & reserve your next showing. Start early and remodeled kitchen. House is body damage, free towing. 2 BDRM, 2 BATH Park, small pet nego. Avail bdrm, large kitchen. W/D, 1 home now. Visit us online reserve you prime property in Campus West area. Less CLOSE TO 391-2002. Central heat & A/C, D/W, 6/1, $1,500/mo. year lease, $475/mo, deposit www.szqualityhomes.com, for next year. Visit us at our than 1 mile from CSU. FOOTHILLS AND wood F/P, disposal, parking. 970-402-0257, 970-663- $400. Avail August 1st. 686- or call Nate 402-2588. website: ‘99 Mercury $208,000. Contact Alison w/ Pet friendly. $645. 224-3008. 9385. 7340 or 391-6495. www.myfortcollinshome.com TRAILS. NEWLY questions or for a showing. Call me: :)689-8803. REMODELED Cougar 970-443-3234. 3 BDRM, 3.5 BATH, near *3 bdrm, 2 bath w/ hot tub. 2- Leasing for 6/1 and 8/1. 4-5 3 bdrm, 2 bath garage, D/W, 2, 3, 4, 5, AND 6 bdrm houses for rent. Close campus. Great area, excel- 5 bdrms, 2 bath, pool, sauna Studio apartment, great view, W/D, big fenced yard, lots of to campus. Great condition. OWN, DON’T RENT! BDRM HOUSES. lent cond, all appliances, & bar. Great W/D, lots of storage, horse trees, pets nego. Avail Aug Call Aaron 970-310-7457. Rented through May. 3 bdrm, Aug leasing, 1 year, dogs OK, garage, guest bdrm or study. properties close to campus. boarding avail. $450/mo plus 1st, 988-4516. 3 bath, 1-car, small yard, cool landlord, 221-4009. Summerhill Townhomes, Pre-leasing for August. deposit, pets ok. 970-310- opens to greenbelt. 2955 W. 1637 Westbridge J-1 (off www.kwinmanagement.com, Pre-leasing almost new 3 4280. 3 BDRM 2 BATH Stuart #2. $159,900. Contact West Prospect), avail June 1 970-980-4747. 3 & 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 car bdrm town home. 3 levels, Jim Chance, 377-4942. The or Aug 1, $1195/mo. See at HOUSE IN 1999 Custom Mercury Cougar, garage, Internet/WIFI ready, 2.5 bath, W/D, A/C, new SUMMER SUB- Auto, 72K, $6999. Auto-start, Group, Inc. www.rentalsnearcsu.com. Horses welcome. Pre-leasing kitchen, fully carpeted, near OLD TOWN near campus. Exceptional 577-1915. LEASE Tint, Excellent Condition, features. 282-1727. two 1 bdrm units, including trails, CSU stadium, bus, Beautiful must see! Stainless Great stereo. Town home for sale, 4 bdrm, stall and turnout $650 +util. club house privileges. 1 bdrm duplex avail June & appliances. Granite counter- 3 bath, Kiddy Condo Loan, 4 BED $1500** THIS 10 min to CSU 970-481- Water, trash, 2 parking spots July. Pets ok. 1.5 miles from tops, new wood floors, $6,999 $154,900. Call Diane at 303- 3 bdrm, 1 bath main level IS THE HOUSE!! 1449. incl. $990/mo + utils. Avail CSU, 2 blocks from City garage. $1400/mo. 481- 916-4669. duplex. Walk to CSU, fenced Aug 1. Josh, 303-817-1936. Park. $525/mo. OBO. 231- 8712. yard, W/D, pets ok, avail Close to everything !! CSU, 6882. Alan - 214-417-0840 Old Town, City Park>> June, util paid, $975/mo. HOUSE FOR RENT 3 bdrm, 2 baths. 2 car FOR RENT (970)227-2292. www.rentfortfun.blogspot.co 5 bdrm, 2 bath. Blks from m garage, W/D, F/P, 3 decks. In ‘99 Mercury !BEST HOUSE IN campus, hardwood floors, SUMMER/ FALL LaPorte. $1100/mo. 308- large 4871. Cougar FORT FUN! AVAILABLE AUG 1ST 5 bdrm, 2 bath. 2 living private yard, W/D. 970-219- Near campus, new, 2 bdrm, 5 bdrm, 2 bath, garage, pool 3 bdrm 1.5 bath. W/D incl. 1 rooms, enclosed patio, pets 7280. 2 bath, 3 bdrm, 3 bath, W/D, table, sun room, W/D, D/W, car garage. Wood floors, 1/2 ok, avail May, $1500/mo. !ALL UTILITIES high speed internet access, 3 bdrm, garage, fenced yard, water and some cable TV pets ok. Avail June 1. 616 $1550/mo. 970-690-0252. block to campus, remodeled, 227-2292. INCLUDED! 1309 Springfield, $1250 217- HOUSES FOR RENT! paid, cat or small dog ok. Eric St. $900/mo. 308-4871. Free cable and high speed $320-450/ mo/ room. 226- 1185. 5 bdrm, 2 bath, 2000+ sqft 5 bdrm, 2 bath, & 4 bdrm, 2 !PRE-LEASE! bath, close to campus, W/D, Internet. 4, 5 bdrm quality 0650. 3+ bdrm, 2 bath, W/D, Avail 5/15 or 8/1. 5 Bdrm, 3 +garage, W/D, D/W, fenced houses. Near CSU, W/D. yard. $1375/mo Taft Hill/ garage, yard, pets ok. garage, fenced yard, pets 1999 Mercury Cougar, $4200. Bath home close to CSU, 3 bdrm house for rent. 1 www.rentfoco.com, 596- www.colostaterentals.com. SUPER HOUSE nego. Avail 6/1, 8/1. $1195. large back yard, deck, corner bath. Close to City Park. Very Prospect area. 224-3656, 581-3277. Manual, 4-cylinder, CD/AM/ 720-320-8447, 970-310- 8600. 226-3361. FM, Power Windows/Locks, lot on cul-de-sac. W/D, N/S, nice, huge back yard. W/D, HALF OFF N/P, $1595/mo. Dimitri 720- 6198. First month w/ signed lease 3 Keyless Entry, Cruise D/W. $1000/mo. 970-481- 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 1200 Ash. 470-3909. Steve 970-412- Huge 4- 5 bdrm, 2 bath, all PRE-LEASING FOR bdrms w/ 2 car garage/ 8712. W/D, lawn care provided, No 7825. appliances, PRIVATE LAND- opener, A/C, fireplace/ insert, FALL & SUMMER smoking/ pets, $1380/mo $4,200 LORD, EASY TO WORK 3 bdrm, 2 bath town home BIG covered deck, great yard 3 bdrm, 1 bath, basement +deposit. 215-0411 or 221- WITH. Pets ok, close to cam- style units. Walk-in closets, 2 1/2 mi. to campus on west 405-6914 ***AUG 1ST*** duplex. Walk to CSU. Fenced 9268. pus, garage. $1400/mo. 303- BBQ deck, W/D, D/W, and side. $1050/mo. Pets nego. 3 bdrm duplex near CSU. yard, W/D, pets ok. utils paid. 525-9223. much more. Clean, well Pre-lease for August 1, Kathy W/D, N/P, N/S. 970-443- Avail now. $850/mo. 227- www.AggieProperties.com maintained college rentals. 303-973-1430, or Matt 970- 4 bdrm, 2 bath. 1209 Village CYCLES 3846. 2292. Pre-Leasing Prime Rentals LAMB PROPERTIES Very close to campus! 495-0092. Ln. W/D, lawn care provided, SUZUKI KATANA Near CSU Now! All Price No smoking/ pets, $1350/mo 493-7923 or 219-6214 WWW.GLENMOORDRIVE.C 2000 **PETS OK!** Ranges & Sizes. 212-RENT. OM. $1025/mo for 1-year +deposit. 215-041, 221- 3 BDRM, 3.5 BATH, Old Town. Pets Nego. W/D. Town home with game room/ 9268. Red, 600cc, 12k, K&N, pipe, 2 bdrm near CSU. W/D, dish- LIKE NEW *2 bdrm home. $795. lease or $1100/mo for 10- pool table, 3 bdrms, 2.5 bath, tuned, fast, $3400/OBO. 970- washer, yard, satellite TV, Avail 6/1. 3 bdrm, 3 bath *2 bdrm apartment. $690. month lease. 970-482-5129, W/D, D/W, no pets, garage, 231-6600. cable internet, N/S. 6/1. TOWN HOME! newer town house, hot tub/ *4 bdrm, 2 bath, updated, 970-420-9126. $1000/mo +deposit, Call 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 1213 Village $690/mo. 970-481-7182. Want your own bathroom? garage, Stuart/ Overland clean, near Roger Park. 303-489-6330. Lane. W/D, lawn care provied FURNITURE How about a garage and area, D/W, W/D, N/S, N/P. $1195. No somking/ pets $1380/mo. Used Furniture - Twin bed- driveway to park in? 2 story $1060/mo. E-mail PRELEASE FOR AUG +deposit. 215-0411or 221- *3 & 4 BDRM HOUS- [email protected]. VANTAGE 9268. $45, computer desk- $40, ES & end unit with lots of win- Downtown. Modern. 3 bdrm, study chairs- $25. dows, garage, W/D, D//W, NEAR EDORA PARK 3 bath. Close to CSU + Old PROPERTIES National Furniture DUPLEXES oven, fridge, microwave. Avail June 1st. 3 bdrm, 1.5 Pre-lease for August. Town Town. Immaculately cared 1-6 bdrm houses, condos & 4 bdrm, 2 bath, close to 1760 Laporte Ave. W/D, A/C, 2+ blks campus, Shields and Harmony. bath, hot tub, fenced yard, home. 4 bdrm, 2 bath. for. Only $900. May or town homes. 1-2 blocks to CSU. Awesome house! 221-2313. no pets. Former student $1050/mo or $950/mo with 2 W/D, near campus and Old Starting $750. 970-226- August. 224-0852. CSU. All price ranges!!! Avail $1300/mo +utils, avail owner. $275. 970-690-5700. year +lease. 970-214-7607. Town. $1020/mo, 581-6941. 2046. thebrandtcompany.com. Aug 1. 419-8384. Aug 1. 970-420-9767. 10 Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian

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HOUSES HOUSES CONDOS CONDOS ROOMMATE WANTED EMPLOYMENT EMPLOYMENT 4 bdrm, 2 bath, newly remod- SWEET HOUSE FOR 1 female for new 3 bdrm WALK TO CAMPUS WANTED Front Range Recreation is CARPET CLEANING PLAY SPORTS! HAVE eled. Pets nego. Close to RENT! condo. W/D, water, cable Top corner bright condo, 2 hiring lifeguards and pool campus. $1300/mo avail fall incl. $395 +1/3 utils. 970- TECH FUN! SAVE MONEY! Bar, hot tub, 4 bdrm, 2 bath, Bdrm, 2 Bath, Balcony, A/C, HORSE LOVER managers for this summer in semester. 970-223-2161. 412-4888. W/D, F/P 303-770-4477. the Parker, Englewood, P/T, F/T. Will train. DL Maine camp needs fun loving 1.5 miles from CSU. WANTED! required. Pre-employment counselors to teach land/ $1420/mo. Jen 310-8216. Equine Science student and Littleton, Aurora, Centennial and Erie areas. Call 303-617- background check, drug test. water sports. Great summer! 4 bdrm, 2 bath. W/D, D/W, 1, 2, 3 BDRM dog looking for a roomate(s) 207-0510. Call (888) 844-8080, CSU 6 blocks. $1250, Aug TOWN HOUSES to house hunt with. Email: 0221 for application and details. Apply: www.campcedar.com. 1st (optional $1000/mo May- SWIMMING POOL BEAUTIFUL 3 bdrm, 2 bath. 1/2 block to [email protected]. July) +deposit + utils. Screen 4 bdrm, 2 bath. Drake & CONDOMINIUMS EQUINE SCIENCE CSU. Walk to Old Town. TELEPHONE SALES REPS porch. Nice! 495-9914. Shields. W/D, D/W, 2 car Pool, hot tub, 24 hour fitness ADOPTION $1200/mo. Avail 8/1. Call MALE WANTED INTERNSHIPS: Experience helpful but not garage, fenced yard. $350/ center. Open house 218-2396. June: huge house campus Warm and Loving Couple Make a difference this sum- required. Start $10.50/hr, just room. 970-215-9555. Mon,Tues,Thurs,Fri 9am- 4 BDRM, $960/MO west area, internet, pets Hoping to Adopt a Little mira- mer at Flying ‘G’ Ranch meeting forecast. Part and 6pm, Wednesday 10am- cle. www.achild2love.com, Best for 3, W/D, D/W, fenced 3+ bdrms, 3.5 bath nego. $355/mo. Call Suzy overnight camp in the moun- Flex time avail. 266-0900. 7pm, Saturday 10am- 5pm. 1-(888)-768-4748. yard, across from campus. APARTMENTS town house, W/D, F/P, 970-274-1654, tains SW of Denver. Teach No app fees or deposit 690-0252. $700/mo, incls water & trash. garage, pets nego. 3025 W. [email protected]. basic skills & lead trail rides; required. 1020 Wabash St, TOP BOYS SPORTS Heatheridge Condos. Aug Elizabeth. Avail 6/1. $1050. SERVICES learn barn management & 377-2077. basic vet care. May 21- CAMP IN MAINE! lease. 2 bdrm, 2 bath. Water paid. 226-3361. Mature CSU students wanted ABC SELF STORAGE 407 Tedmon. 4 bdrm, 1.5 August 7. Training, competi- PLAY & COACH SPORTS- Spencer- 720-272-8153. for great house, Taft Hill/ bath, fenced yard, 1 mile LLC tive salary, housing, meals, HAVE FUN- MAKE $$. Fun 2 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 story, Prospect area. W/D, A/C, from campus, pets nego. 4 bdrm town home, <1 mile 2600 South Lincoln Avenue health insurance, travel & summer working w/ kids on immaculate! W/D, F/P, pool. N/S, N/P. Each has own con- $900/mo. Avail Aug 1st. 229- 1 bdrm +den, 1/2 block to to campus/ park, W/D, avail Loveland, CO 80537-7373 end-of-season bonuses. great lake. Positions avail, $800/mo, avail June 1. 970- tract. $395/mo. 303-776- 0732. CSU, $450 + $75 flat rate 6/1 yard, $1200/mo 420- (970)663-2988 Apply online at baseball, basketball, soccer, 690-0252. 2829. utils. Summer only avail June 1381. abcselfstorage.com www.girlscoutsmilehi.org/ca lacrosse, hockey, water ski, 5 bdrm house, good location, 1st. Call 419-8394. Summer Special mpjobs. wake board, swim, sailing, new bath and kitchen, price 2 bdrm, 1 bath. Avail June 4 bdrm, 2 bath. 1/2 block to Need a place for summer? Inside Storage hiking, overnight camping, 1 bdrm in 4 bdrm house. nego. Call 303-210-0378. 2 BDRM, 2 BATH 1st. Close to campus. Cable, CSU, walk to Old Town. $500 5x 10 =37.00/month rock climbing, wood signing bonus. Avail 8/1. Call Avail 5/15, end 7/31. May 10x 10 =60.00/month working, arts & crafts. TOP Wood burning F/P, Central water, W/D. $700/mo. Contact Jason 227-2565. 218-2396. free, $325/mo incl utils. 3 10x 20 =90.00/month SALARIES + room, board, 5 BEDROOM HOUS- air/ heat, D/W, disposal, chill roommates. Mark 303- 10x 25 =120.00/month travel. Apply online ASAP. parking, pet friendly. $645. ES FOR RENT BEAUTIFUL 905-7002. 5% off for 3 month Prepay. www.campcobbossee.com, 5 bdrm, 2 bath. W/D, deck, 3 BDRM 3 BATH Free Lock. or call 1-800-473-6104. Now Preleasing TOWN HOUSE Newer private bdrm/ bath. Ask About Our Trucks. GOT JOB? fenced yard, wood floors, Call for Specials NICE TOWNHOME pets ok, 2 car garage, 3 living 2 oversized bdrms, 3 bath. Near campus, W/D, high- The Career Center’s online 2 min from campus. 2 car W/D, F/P, skylight, storage. CHILD CARE rooms, 2 F/P. On bus route, garage, A/C, W/D, all appli- speed access, cable TV, cat database currently has 1400+ Sunray Place Apts Close to CSU. Cat okay. ok. $320-375/mo. 226-0650. Want your summer body? jobs and internships. Call Child care and light house- near stadium. 1524 224-3008 ances, F/P, loft, quiet neigh- You need an elite fitness pro- Cedarwood, 2600sqft. June 1 and Aug 1. $795/ mo. 491-5707 or go to keeping for 2, 6, and 9 year www.sunrayapartments.com. borhood. Avail July 1, $1200. (Extra for 3) 482-2123, 482- fessional. Call 303-619-2365 $1650. 402-4748. 970-686-2232. POOL www.career.colostate.edu old. No 06/07 graduates. 0841, 227-3056. or 970-416-7896. and register for ‘CareerRAM Experience and references Master bdrm +full bath in 3- 2 bdrm with W/D, F/P, walk [email protected] Student/ Alumni’ to access required. Good pay. 568- 5 bdrm, 3 bath. W/D, backs story town home. W/D. Cool to CSU. Avail June 1. these today! Exclusively for 3810. to open space, 2 living 3 bdrm, 2 bath, avail 8/1, 6 ROOMMATE people. By stadium. $750/mo. Call 308-4871. CSU students and alumni. rooms. 1 car, large home. blocks west of campus, W/D, $400/mo. 970-222-0685. RESPONSIBLE 704 Kimball. $1500. Kevin@ D/W, A/C, carport, storage, WANTED SUMMER NANNY 970-402-4748. pool, small pets ok, $900/mo. NANNY Great employment opportuni- 2 bdrm. New furnishings. *$250/MO RETURNING FROM College student, tons of ty w/ local financial sales Driver’s lincense, experience, W/D, cable, internet. $439/ 215-4769. 1 bdrm in 5 bdrm, 2 bath, INTERNSHIP experience, great references, company. No experience references needed. Car, BY CSU room. Available May 1st. M/F, Internet, 1 month lots of availability. Call 303- necessary. Outstanding com- meals, $80.00/day, MTWF. Quiet guest house has two 3 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 living areas, 310-7664 or 307-575-2942. deposit. Near King Soopers 907-4714. munication skills required! Email 3 BLOCKS TO CSU & furnished room avail w/ pets nego. W/D, D/W, on Taft, on bus stop. 556- Opportunity for advance- [email protected] CITY PARK shared bath- completely fur- $895/mo. 493-8266. 3 bdrm $995/mo, 2 bdrm 3335. ment, P/T evening. Paid with intro and experience by Large updated 3 bdrm, 1.5 nished w/ A/C, TV, and DSL, LOST $800/mo, and 1 bdrm nightly! 970-377-0024 (Scott April 15th. bath condo. W/D. Lots of microwave and mini-fridge, $600/mo, 518 Remington, or Chris). parking. On bus route. No ***ROOMMATE new furniture, access to W/D JUMPDRIVE W/D, utils incl, 217-7666, CLOSE TO CAMPUS pets please, new carpet. 1st free, den w/ F/P, spa, large Lexar Media Jumpdrive. JOB 227-7632. WANTED*** Silver w/ long, green Group fitness, yoga, and 5 bdrm, 2 bath. W/D, on bus month FREE. Avail. May or kitchen. $400/mo, utilities Avail. 8/1. 4 bdrm, 2 bath Colorado State keychain. If pilates instructors needed. OPPORTUNITIES route. $1750/mo +utils. 303- August. $780/ mo. Tari 303- house. Preferred female pre- free, no deposit, no contract, found please call 303-550- Email resumes to: Help wanted for custom har- 652-2778, 720-938-5984. AVAILABLE AUGUST 241-6449. vet/ animal lover. W/D, D/W, month-to-month, grad 4029. [email protected] vesting. Combine operators recently remodeled, Close student preferred. N/S, M/F, 1ST (OR JUNE 1ST) om or stop by Definitions. and truck drivers. Good sum- to campus. $400/ mo +1/3 N/P. Call 224-9068; 980- Classy 3 bdrm with fireplace. mer wages, guaranteed pay. HORSE PROPERTY CONDOMINIUM FOR utils. Lease through 6/1 or 5468 or email: 10 acres, 4 bdrm, 1.5 bath. For non-smokers with no RENT [email protected]. LOST CALCULATOR LAB TECHNICIAN Call 970-483-7490 evenings. pets. Near campus in quiet 8/1. Call Molly 309-840-1076. Lost TI-89 calculator in engi- $1500 or $375/room. 970- Spacious 2- story unfur- Biology/ Anatomy / 218-1335. neighborhood. $900/ mo neering PH122 lab room, Histology preferred. Good CLIMBING +utils. For showing call 484- nished condominium with 3 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm house. ENG. 210 on 4/4/06. $30 Room avail in nice Timber pay/ benefits. Flexible 4518. bdrm, 2.5 bath, single car Across from campus. W/D, reward if returned with all INSTRUCTORS, Lane house near campus. hours. Fax resume 493- Hot tub, fenced yard, and garage, unfurnished base- DSL. Utilities inluded. programs intact. Please M/F, $350/mo + share utils. 8834. SHOOTING A/C at this bright, sunny 4 ment for storage, W/D, and $400/mo. 970-471-2361. help!! Contact Mallory 2 bdrm, 1/2 block to CSU, 2 Call Ryan 805-680-6843. INSTRUCTORS, bdrm, 2 bath house near large family room for rent. 970-744-1102. campus. Just remolded bath- bdrm, new club house, sum- Condominium is 2 years old Lose like crazy. Shelley lost AND BACKPACKING 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm. S/W area. rooms, W/D, sunroom, N/S, mer only avail June. Starting and is located 2 miles west if Room for rent with private 31lbs. in 8 weeks. You can GUIDES NEEDED! at $495. Call 419-8394. campus on Elizabeth close to $300/ mo incl. utils. N/S. N/P. too! 303-292-9960. pets nego. $1200/mo + bath in 4 bdrm house, near Red and black Lexar Sport Youth summer camp NW of Hughes Stadium. Rent is Brenda 223-3390. www.BeThinFast.com $1200 deposit. (970)231- CSU. W/D, A/C, $399/mo + Jump Drive. Lost in Eddy 2 Fort Collins is looking for the $1425/mo (incl all utils except 6284. CHARMING utils. 303-707-1551. on 3/23/06. $50 REWARD IF above positions. Must live on Internet access and tele- 1 bdrm in 4 bdrm house until RETURNED WITH FILES MANAGEMENT site. Must be avail 6/4 VINTAGE phone) and requires a $1125 7/31. Female roommate INTACT. Contact Christina through 7/29. 970-330-6305 JUNE 1 1 bdrm, avail June 1st. Oak security deposit. N/P and ASAP. Rent is $301.25. 970- ROOMMATE WANT- POSITIONS 303-918-0286. or [email protected]. 3 bdrm, 1.5 bath, garage, floors, lots of windows, next N/S. If interested or need 581-7871. ED Love the outdoors? Summer hardwood, W/D, F/P, fenced to campus, $525/mo utils additional info please call 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm w/ own jobs in Colorado mountains. EMPLOYMENT Salary +housing. Internships yard, D/W. $1100/mo, 214- incl. Steve 430-0407. 303-790-8588. 1 OR 2 ROOMMATES bath. W/D, D/W, big yard, 3043. high speed internet. Quiet 1.5 !BARTENDING! avail. 303-791-2834. VET TECH WANTED WANTED miles to CSU $350/mo +utils. 2 F/T Vet Tech for small ani- NEW 3 bdrm, 2 full bath, cov- 1 or 2 roommates for Aug Up to $300/day. No experi- JUNE 1 FANTASIC 970-412-7170. Avail ASAP, ence necessary. Age 18+ ok. MOOT HOUSE mal clinic. Closed weekends. ered parking, condo, 2133 needed to live in huge house no rent till May 1st. Start training P/T mid April & 5 bdrm 2 bath. Close to cam- Training provided. 1-800- Now hiring wait staff, must PENTHOUSE LOFT Krisron #E105, @ Timberline with huge yard. Old room- F/T in May. Experience pus, hardwood floors, W/D, 965-6520 ext 167. have 3 days avail. 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Off campus. 303- P/T, Mon, Wed, Fri, 8 am- 5 Students needed for market nice. $1,100/mo, avail now. deposit flexible lease. Please 717-2139. pm. The Executive Center HOUSEHOLD research surveys. Earn $3- 970-980-7040. call 215-6525 (Molly). professional office, in Old ASSISTANT $20 per survey. Free to par- FOR RENT PROSPECT & ticipate. For more information Roommate wanted 6 blks to Town Fort Collins. General For 3 preschool children. Live go to 2 BDRM 2 BATH SHIELDS college. Quiet & clean, N/P. office skills needed: MS out, F/T, flexible, non-smok- ROOM IN HOUSE FOR http://www.zses.com/paidres OLD TOWN HOUSES Excellent condition/ location, Large 2 bdrm, 2 bath. A/C, $250/mo + utills. 970-532- Office (Word, Excel, Power er, active. P/T, F/T nanny 5 min, walk to campus/ RENT. Spacious, 2 story, earch.html. Prelease for May/ Aug. 1- 4 W/D, D/W, 1yr lease, from large house, large yard. Pets 2573. Point, Outlook) Quick Books, experience required. bdrms. Wood floors, fenced shopping. $725/mo. Call June 1st or Aug. 1st. Telephone answering. Mail Background, references, 225-8075 for more info! ok. $300-$350. Sean 970- yard, garage option. Close to $795/mo. 970-635-9885. 402-6709. ROOMMATE WANT- resume to 123 N. College DMV checks will be done. BOHEMIAN DT & CSU. Price negotiable. Ave. Suite 200, Ft. Collins, Call 970-223-0672 or email COMPANIES Call for details. Local, easy ED IN 4 BDRM/ 3 CO 80524, Fax 212-4739, or JUST ACROSS resume: A dynamic office, responsible going landlord. 303-929- PROSPECT AND 2 rooms avail in great 4 BATH HOUSE e-mail [email protected]. for the management of a vari- 7007. LAUREL SHIELDS bdrm home, D/W, W/D, N/P, $400 includes utilities. Want [email protected] 2 bdrm, 1 bath. Central Air, big back yard, $340/mo 970- ety of family owned busi- 2 bdrm 2 bath, W/D, D/W, someone to share a room in Opportunities avail for per- 1/2 block from CSU. 310-8013, 847-899-9600. nesses and a foundation, A/C , No pets, 12 month a beautiful house with 3 girls. sonal care providers for sen- $425/mo no deposit. Windy invites you to be part of a SPACIOUS 4 BDRM, lease. Avail June,$875/mo Walk in closet and big room. iors. Must be patient, kind, hard working team that 318-5009 or Jeff 402-6593. 3 bdrms avail in 5 bdrm House is located by stadium. 2 BATH HOUSE 224-9358. and appreciate elders. Small knows how to have fun. We house. Students welcome. Avail June 1st. 303-489- home environment. Salary, 1212 Nez Perce Way. are currently looking for a Rent from $360. N/P. Jason 4009. bonus, and possible room Garage, W/D, D/W, deck, WALK TO CSU & responsible, upbeat, team- Spectacular condo near at 215-7352. and board, in Windsor. large yard. Pet friendly! OLD TOWN BARTENDING oriented person to fill the fol- Centerra, 2 bdrm 2 bath, Roommate wanted. 2 bdrms Experience preferred but will $1295/mo. Avail May 1st. 1 bdrm. D/W, coin laundry, COLLEGE lowing position: oversize garage, A/C, F/P, Free horse board with rent. avail in 4 bdrm house. train the right candidate. 420-7415. pets ok. $500/mo incl utils, 720-977-9199 I.T. Administrative Assistant W/D, private courtyard. Large room in farm house, 5 Walking distance to campus. Mandatory background avail Aug 1st. 831-247-3388. $875/mo +util 215-0440. •Fun jobs earn $15-35/hr. Responsibilities include but miles north of Old Town, $335/mo +shared utils. 970- •Call today for tuition spe- check. For more info fax are not limited to: General W/D, D/W, pets welcome, lots 219-5914. cials! resume to 482-4693 or call administrative assistance to of room to play, $300/mo with •Day, evening, weekend. Julie 690-4134. the I.T. 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Foxtrot Happy Birthday: You have more discipline than you give yourself credit for. Stop and think about the possibilities and push yourself to reach the highest point. Travel for discovery or business opportunities appears to be prominent. Timing will be important this year so don’t ponder over something -- take action. Your numbers are 5, 16, 19, 23, 32, 37 ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will have to deal with institutions today. Visit a friend who can shed some light on your future situation. An altercation won’t solve anything but a strong opinion and persis- tence will. 3 stars TAURUS (April 20-May 20): An older relative is likely to have some problems that require your attention. Deal with institutions that can help resolve issues. Do something about the little things you don’t like about yourself. 5 stars GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be questioned about some- thing you have been doing. Someone you thought you could count on will let you down. Emotional matters concerning social acquaintances will surface. 2 stars CANCER (June 21-July 22): New relationships will develop if you

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• The recent warm weather is • I’ve never had the urge to climb the awesome! Here’s why: 1.) It’s great walls of the library, but ever since the for Ultimate Frisbee, 2.) We can all fi rst time I set foot on campus I’ve wear shorts again, 3.) Sunbathers. wanted to skate the roof over the Hooray for summer!!!! theater in the LSC.

• To the sorority girls that pet the ram • After countless hours of research in the bookstore every single day: and many painstaking experiments, I That’s awesome, and I think it needs have concluded that sleeping naked to be a formal tradition. eliminates N.T.A.W.S… Night time Atomic Wedgie Syndrome. Both front • Well, I’m sure glad everyone and back. ELSE has had a renewed faith in humankind. Maybe someone could • The woodpecker is not confused, help me out by returning my iPod actually. He is a Northern Flicker and (with my name on it!), digital camera, his hammering on the lamppost is driver’s license, CSU ID, cash, credit supposed to let females know that cards and my purse, … Karma’s he is the best choice of mate. The gonna get you. louder he sounds, the more the females want him. If I were a female • CSU Rams: To all the ladies, Flicker, yeah, I would defi nitely want respect your bodies and dress him. But maybe for our ears’ sake we appropriately in this warm weather. can get him to advertise himself on Wearing revealing clothes RamTalk…

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EDITOR’S FACEOFF If I were CSU’s athletic director I would... Build a stadium on campus Sell beer at sporting events

more than two bathrooms and CSU reinforced my decision certainly bring notoriety and ATMs), attendance will likely “Visit virtually to attend a university with money to a struggling pro- double. above average Division I ath- gram. While initially shelling •Stage 2 – No more dead- any successful letics. out the big bucks may seem beat coaches But now, I’m not sure like a hard investment, the re- Colorado state law al- football program what to think. I see a pro- turns would be tremendous. lows for a limited amount of gram that I treasure, now Say, for example, you bring CSU faculty to possess multi- in the nation, above any other in the col- in Bob Huggins to coach the year contracts. No such con- By JP EICHMILLER lege ranks, showing few men’s basketball team. Moby tracts should be given to CSU and you will By SCOTT BONDY signs of an upswing. It hurts. would sell out every game, coaches with losing records. So since we are currently season tickets would fl y out of Also, according to the Offi ce fi nd a gleaming without an athletic director, the box offi ces and I could see CSU athletics is in dire of Post Secondary Education, The glory days of CSU here are a few ideas for con- a few MWC championships straits. To right the ship will CSU men’s coaches earn an football stadium athletics look like a thing sideration: and postseason appearances require some fresh, forward average of $281,207 annually of the past. Mountain West While many people be- in the near future, even if it’s thinking. while women’s coaches aver- located in championships and postsea- lieve that money is the source just the NIT. As a fi rst step, I would rec- age $119,269. Both of these son success have lately been of all problems, I doubt it. Now we’ve got athletes, ommend following the trendy statistics need to be reduced the heart of hard to come by. Pride is the basis of every suc- money, coaches and spirit. path of so many Major League dramatically. Use the saved It wasn’t too long ago that cessful athletic department. There are a few housekeeping Baseball teams and instead of money to fi re and pay off any campus.” I witnessed my beloved Rams Boosters, alumni, Fort Collins matters left, however – all of hiring some geriatric retread, inept coaches still clinging to go 10-3 during the regular residents all must unite. which are realistic. the university should employ their contracts. season football schedule and Pride in an athletic pro- No. 1: Move the student an ambitious twenty-some- be slow, but it is too late to just These salaries represent advance to the Liberty Bowl. gram can go a long way be- section in Moby Arena to one thing – not unlike myself. Not worry about fi xing the kitchen what is wrong with America That same year, the men’s cause pride can equate to side of the court. I’m sure most only that, but I have dominat- sink, at this point the whole today. Executives at the top are basketball team reached the money. Ram pride, in my students (at the least the ones ed fantasy leagues to the point house needs to be torn down getting overpaid for mediocre NCAA tournament and played experience, is sub-par. The interested in going to games) that I have been blacklisted. and rebuilt. performances. Cut the pay Duke in the fi rst round. students are OK, but clearly wouldn’t mind paying an ex- Now that that is out of the JP Eichmiller is the Colle- and make the coaches earn the In fact, my fi rst year at fair-weather fans. Men’s bas- tra $5 to sit courtside. Most way, let’s get down to what it gian’s editor in chief. money. With success will come ketball games this year were of the successful basketball will take to make CSU an ath- increased pay. a perfect example. When programs have a similar set- letic juggernaut. Let me warn Stage 3 – Bring club sports the team started 11-2, Moby up. The students deserve bet- you that some of these chang- into the fray Arena was a great place to be. ter accommodations; it’s our es will be painful, and that the For some unknown reason, As soon as conference play school, our team. likely expenses are going to club sports at CSU are excel- picked up, the crowd was No. 2: Sell beer at all cause ripple effects through- ling at a level only dreamed of cheering louder for the half- sports events. Beer sales are out the university. But worry by the varsity athletics. Actu- time show than the game. obviously very profi table; not, future revenues will pay ally, maybe this makes perfect Do you think Kansas’ why else would they have off any debt incurred by ten- sense because they have not Phog Allen Field House had brought back beer to Hughes fold. been brought down by the in- an empty seat when the Jay- Stadium? •Stage 1 – To hell with eptitude that runs so rampant hawks started 3-4? Not a No. 3: Have housing ser- Hughes throughout the university. A chance. Whether you attend vices work the concessions The ancient, misplaced cruel lesson of the near past is CSU or once attended or if at games. Our profi t margin home of the Ram football team that the further an organiza- you just live in the Fort Col- would increase drastically. needs to be relocated to the tion distances itself from CSU, lins community, show a little Right now, we hire outside CSU campus. Visit virtually any the more likely it is to achieve pride. services to work the games. successful football program in success. So, at this point, the stadi- Regardless of what hap- the nation, and you will fi nd a This can be changed, ums are full, the crowd is ex- pens, I really just hope that gleaming football stadium lo- however, and we should em- cited. The next thing we need the athletics at CSU stops its cated in the heart of campus. brace our club sports cousins. to do is win. CSU teams recruit downward spiral. I want to Improvements to come Hockey, lacrosse and baseball really well in most sports. But graduate from this institution with a new stadium include in- should all become varsity ath- at each game, I see CSU at and forever be proud to be a creased revenue from private TANNER BENNETT | COLLEGIAN letics before the other schools a disadvantage before the CSU Ram. boxes and increased seating in our conference pick them Athletic director Mark Driscoll announces the decision to sus- start. We consistently get out- Scott Bondy is the associ- capacity. Because the stadium up and surpass our abilities. pend beer sales at Hughes Stadium on Sept. 17, 2004. Driscoll’s coached. Hiring some well- ate managing editor of sports will be located within walk- All of this is, of course, just recent resignation from the athletic director position leaves a established coaches would and special sections. ing distance (and it will house a beginning. The process will void waiting to be fi lled. Nuggets clinch Northwest

The Associated Press 88 when they played in the The Nuggets, who dressed Midwest Division. only 10 players because of in- PORTLAND, Ore. – Carme- Ruben Patterson scored juries, entered the game need- lo Anthony scored 28 points 21 points after persuading ing one win or an Utah loss to to lead the Denver Nuggets Denver coach George Karl to clinch the Northwest Division to their fi rst division title in let him start in his fi rst trip to crown. The Jazz held off the 18 years with a 110-98 victory Portland since coming over Houston Rockets, but the Nug- over the Portland Trail Blazers from the Blazers in a four-team gets pulled away from Portland on Monday night. deal Feb. 23. in the third quarter. Marcus Camby added 21 Voshon Lenard and Sebas- Denver extended a four- points, 13 rebounds and four tian Telfair each had 21 points point halftime advantage into blocks for the Nuggets, whose for the Blazers, who tied a sea- an 84-69 lead at the end of the last division title was in 1987- son-high with 24 turnovers. third thanks in part to Camby’s 15 points, six rebounds and two blocks in the quarter. Lenard, who came to Port- e’ re land from Denver in the Patter- son deal, had his best game of the season. He played 32 min- utes and helped key the Blaz- ers’ rally in the second quarter. w Starting in the place of the injured Darius Miles, Travis Outlaw had 14 points and sev- en rebounds for Portland. The Blazers have lost 14 of iring their last 15 and have the worst record in the NBA. Andre Miller had 10 points and nine assists h for the Nuggets. For 2006-2007 we are looking for: The Nuggets were playing for the second time since rook- Editor-In-Chief ie Julius Hodge was shot while Managing Editor driving on a north Denver free- Lighten your course way early Saturday morning. Hodge, Denver’s fi rst- Design Managing Editor round draft pick out of North load during the fall Carolina State, was released Visual Editor from the hospital Sunday and could return to play in two to Advertising Manager and spring! three weeks, the team said. Photographers Patterson’s sometimes Check out some of the summer offerings! rocky stint in Portland culmi- Reporters • Business courses are open to nated in him being suspended non-business majors! Plus most of the and held out of six games for Designers getting in a shouting match courses for the Business minor are with coach Nate McMillan Copy Editors during a game he refused to available. enter. He was clearly pleased Ad Representatives to be starting, joking and smil- • ETCC 204 Ethnicity in Colorado, ing before the tip, and he made Offered May 15-June 9 four of his fi rst six shots, scor- ing nine in the fi rst quarter. DEADLINE APRIL 19 Denver went up 18-5 after a • L 105 S First Year Spanish I and 14-0 run in which Portland al- Résumé and Clips required. L 107 S First Year Spanish II lowed fast-break dunks, open Most work done during the summer! jumpers and clear paths to the Fill out an application at Student Media in basket. After McMillan pulled • 300 and 400 level English and History courses all fi ve starters, the Blazers the basement of The Lory Student Center. rallied, cutting the lead down Contact us! Call 491-7513 or E-mail [email protected] Summer 2006 Class Schedules to 35-34 after back-to-back 3-pointers by Martell Webster are available at: and Lenard. Portland briefl y took Registrar’s Office the lead before the half, but couldn’t hold it. Zach Randolph Lory Student Center lost the ball on an in-bounds CASA pass – Portland’s 15th turnover of the half – and Greg Buckner Admissions Office rushed down the court to make a fi nger roll before the buzzer, www.summer.colostate.edu giving Denver a 56-52 lead.