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4 » s THE BREEZE VOL.X HARRISONBURG, VA. DECEMBER 11, 1931 ( NUMBER 12 MERRY CHRISTMAS <^ Cast Announced For FROM THE SENIORS Music Clubs Conduct Y. W. C. A. Pageant Assembly Program TO BE HELD DEC. 14 Dr. Duke Discusses Seniors Head Many PROF. HUFFMAN SINGS Depicting the annunciation, the NOTICE State's Finances To entertain the college at the last shepherd's scene, and the manger Activities Here assembly of this quarter, the Glee, scene the annual Y. W. C. A. pageant The music faculty of the Har- FINDS VA. "WELL-OFF" Choral, and Aeolian Clubs presented will be given in Wilson Hall, Decem- risonburg State Teachers Col- SHOW VERSATILITY a musical program Wedesnady, Dec- ber 14, at 8 o'clock. lege, realizing that advanced Returning from a two-weeks trip to musical training is highly ad- Student Government—Harriet Ull- ember 9. Garnet Hamrick, president Pauline Efford, president of the Y. Montgomery, Ala., during which he vantageous to the public school rich, president, Katherine Bowen, vice of the Aeolian club, presided, and W. C. A. and Miss Grace Palmer of attended the conference of the South- teachers has issued the follow- president, Catherine Markham, secre- Pauline Perryman, president of the the Art Department are directing the ern Association of Secondary Sthools ing notice: tary-treasurer, Julia Duke, editor of Choral club, directed.- pageant while Bessie Grinnan and and Colleges, President S. P. Duke To the College: handbook, Sue Leith, recorder of As the guest of the Eeolian club, Louise Harwell are in charge of the addressed the student body in chapel Are you interested in Music? points. Professor Nelson Huffman, of Bridge- music to be sung by the Glee Club. Monday, December 7. After a few re- water college, sang The Star of Beth- Will individual instruction in House Presidents—Linda Sanders, The Madonna—whose identity will marks concerning his trip, Dr. Duke Music be helpful to you in your Negebie Ellis and Sallie McCormick. lehem and The Penitent. By special not be disclosed until the pageant is i spoke of the financial conditions of the request, he also sang The Trumpeter work? Representatives to Student Council shown will be supported by the fol- states. and Mighty Lak A Rose. To the students in Courses I, —Margaret Payne, Sallie McCormick lowing characters: "Only two states in the union," he II, III. By studying music you and Lelia Kearney. The combined Choral and Glee clubs The Shepherds: Mildred Garrett, sang eight old Christmas carols: 0 said, "paid more taxes to the Federal will be prepared to: Y. W. C. A.—Pauline Efford, presi- Virginia Ruby, Martha Warren, and Come, 0 Come Emmanuel, from the government this year than they did A. Play for lines to march dent, Louise Harwell, vice-president, Dorothy Lipscomb. French; God Bless Ye, Merry Gentle- last. These were Colorado and Vir- B. Play for assembly singing Bessie Grinan, secretary. men, English; The First Noel, Fren- The Angels: Catherine Howell, ginia. Virginia is in better financial C. Play for chorus Cabinet Members—Constance Mac- Dorothy Rhodes, Mary Cloe, Rhoda condition than any other southern D. Conduct chorus as part of ch; With Ox and Ass, French. In part Corkle, Gertrude Blake, Edna Motley two, they sang Come Follow Me, Eng- Price, Willie Bobbitt, Lucy Hubbard. state. She has paid off her road bond. extra-curricular activities and Frances Shelton. The Wise Men: Ercelle Reade, Jul- Her teaching staff has been cut very E. Train students in musical lish; We Bring You Glad Tidings, Class Officers — Mary Farinholt, Czechoslovakian; Deck the Hall with ia Duke, Betty Bush. ■ little, and salaries are being paid. In parts of plays and in operettas president, Florence Dickerson, vice- Joseph: Georgia Collins. some of the states, banks refuse to F. Teach sight singing Boughs of Holly, Welsh; and Was- presieL.it, Margaret Beck, secretary, sail Song, English. Jane Maphis will read the story of honor state checks, and some states G. Conduct music apprecia- Georgia Collins, treasurer, Catherine the nativity. have paid only 25% of their teachers' tion lessons Wherett, business manager, Julia salaries. Virginia should not com- H. Play for rhythms or danc- Duke, sergeant-at-arms. High School Club Schoolma'am Bazaar plain." He continued by saying that es Sfchoolma'am — Margaret Moore, the teaching profession is not any I. Play or sing for assemblies Editor-in-chief. Plans Year's Work Is Great Success more crowded if as much, than other —solo work. Breeze—Catherine Howell, Editor- professions in these times of depres- To students in Courses IV and in-Chief, Lelia Kearney, assistant edi- TO MEET MONTHLY sion. V. By studing music you will be JUNIORS WIN PRIZE tor. Mr. R. S. Tandy, minister of the prepared to: Athletic Council—Martha Warren, Under the leadership of Negebie Church of Christ here, conducted the A. Play for lines to march Transforming the "little gym" in president, Ercelle Reade, vice-presi- Ellis, Covington, Virginia, president, devotional exercises. B. Play for assembly singing Ashby Dormitory into a veritably dent, Sue Leith, treasurer. the High School Club has drawn up oriental market place, the School- C. Play for chorus or glee (Continued to page 4) plans for the second quarter's work. club ma'am staff held its annual bazaar Seniors Win Class An intensive study will be made of D. Conduct chorus or glee Saturday evening December 5. In ad- extra-curricular activities, particul- dition to the booths displaying wares Hockey Honors club as part of extra-curricular Scribblers Choose arly those found in Junior high activities and refreshments, entertainment was schools. E. Train students in musical Four New Members provided in the form of dancing. SOPHS ARE SECOND The aims and principles underlying parts of plays and in operettas Stunts also were presented by the so-called extra-curricu!ar activities, Dispelling all doubt as to their sup- MEET IN STUDIO Junior Class and the Page Literary F. Conduct music appreciation and the objections made to them. eriority, the Seniors swept through a Society, the Juniors directed by periods or music appreciation Their present status in schools and season of spectacular class-hockey. phases of literature or history At the regular monthly meeting of the various types of these activities Berenice Bowden winning the prize. Exhibiting a dazzling brand of team- lessons the Scribbler,s the first to be held in are among the phases of of the subject In the advertising poster contest work and startling individual per- G. Play or sing for assembly their new studio, on December 11th, to be studied. The club also plans to open to freshmen Mignon Ross won formances, the Seniors vanquished all —solo work ' Christobel Childs, Orange, Madeline make out a functional progress for first prize. comers, and claims the title of "Class H. Play for rhythms or danc- Newbill, Harrisonburg, Sarah Lem- aveage size high school. "Expenses hawe not yet been pair," hockey Champions." es. mon, Atlanta, Ga., and Ruth Behrens, Anyone interested in this type of stated Catherine Bard, business man- The Seniors, however, did not cor- Individual lessons in Piano, were chosen..... as newJScribblers. . _ _ i work...... »,is wiuiaujcordially mviieuinvited to auenuattend tnethe ager of the Schoolma'am "but we feel ner all the outstanding plays or play- Voice, Violin and Organ maye Formal imation of the Scribblers , monthly meetings held in Wilson Hall, confident that the evening was a suc- ers, the Freshmen especially, produc- be begun at the beginning of took, place Friday, December 10, room 28. cess, in spite of the excitement creat- ed promising material for future var- any quarter. Credit is granted Katye Raye Brown, Chief Scribe, pre- ed by the loss of the subsequently rec- sity teams. to any student who takes 2 les- siding. Later the Sribblers were serv- overed wooden shoes." The interest in the games was keen sons each week for three conse- ed tea. Glee Club To Hold and many class supporters cheered cutive quarters and whose work The new Studio—recently secured Christmas Vespers Flower Garden Needs their teams to added effort. The result is satisfactory to the instructor. by the Scribblers in the basement of of the tournament showed: Jackson Hall is small but quite com- Bulbs And Seeds Seniors—first place. (Continued to page 2) ASSISTED BY MEN'S CHORUS Sophomores—second place. The Glee Club assisted by the Har- REQUESTS GIFTS Juniors—third place. H.T.C. Adds New Freshmen—fourth place. MAURY HI ALUMNAE risonburg Men's chorus will present the annual Christmas vesper "service The cut-flower garden of H. T. C. Volumes To Library A special invitation has been in Wilson Hall, Sunday afternoon, wihes to request that its name be add- December 13, at 4:30. ed to your Christmas lists. Y.f.CA. VARIETY OFFERED issued former students of Maury High School, Norfolk, to attend The following program wiil be In a previous isue of The Breeze the given: The Y. W. C. A. requests that The library staff announces that the annual play of the February need of H. T. C's. newest project were Prelude. published, those needs for bulbs and every member of the student the following new books are now Graduating Class, "What Hap- body bring a ten-cent toy to the available to the faculty and students: pened to Jones," in the Maury Procesional. Brightest and Best. seeds still exist. Harding. dining-room at dinner on Mon- FICTION auditorium on Friday night, This cut-flower garden, under the In Excelsis Gloria. Harker. direction of Miss Grace Palmer, prom- day, December 14. These toys Austin, Mary., Starry adventure; December 18. will be sent to the Saint Marks Members of the February Slumber Songs of the Madonna, ises to go far in an attempt to en- Collier, John., His monkey wife; Nos. 2, 4, 5. May Strong. hance the beauty of the college next Mission at Dante, Virginia, to Class have planned to make the Cronin, A. J., Hatter's castle; Faulk- Glory to God. Pergolesi. (Continued to Page 8) the very needy boys and girls play a get-together occasion for ner, William., The sound and the (Continued to page 2) who live there. fury; Hannum, A. P., Thursday old Maury girls and boys. "What Every year a box of this kind April; Hewlett, Maurice., Forest lov- Happened to Jones," is a come- is sent to a mountain school, and ers, Hughes, Langston., Not ivithout dy by George Broadhurst, and is You are invited to the this year the need is greater laughter; Sackville-West, V., All pas- being directed by Miss Virginia The Seniors than ever. Don't forget, girls! SENIOR PARTY sion spent; Tomlinson, H. M., All our Turpin, senior class sponsor. at Bring your toy and make some yesterdays; Cleugh, Sophia., Spring; Virginia Turpin received in want YOU child happy on Christmas morn- degree from H. T. C. in 1928 and tonight Garland, H., Trail makers of the mid- their party ing. dle border; Rosman, A. G., The young was president of her class then. (Continued to page 2) r~

THE BREEZE December 11, 1931 Page Two THE BREEZE With The Seniors Senior Songs Four Years Ago POETRY Published weekly bv the students of the State Teachers. Colege, Poetry is a nhadoto Asking a ftiirirfor the next dance-. Harrisonbiirgy Virginia TO THE SOPHOMORES By J. STRAILMAN We'd gather all the nice things just TWO DOLLARS A YEAR TEN CENTS A COPY As we come to our last class day on THE KING for you, the campus of H. T. C. our minds take Member of Columbia Scholastic Press Association Sophomores, Sophomores, a four-year jump backwards, and we High up on yonder mountain We'd like to make your every wish attempt to remember things that hap- Lived once a king, > come true, pened from the very first minute of Happiness was his name; SENIOR STAFF Sophomores, Sophomores! our Freshman days. On looking back Beauteous was his palace there EDITOR-IN-CHIEF CATHERINE HOWELL During our school life and all thru' at our Freshman issue of the Breeze Its walls were blue Assistant editor Lelia Kearney the years, several items help us in our- reminis- And rose and gold, , We wish you all happiness lacking in REPORTERS censes. We see that headline— j Its carpets emerald preen, tears And white like soft snowy down. Olive Roberson "FRESHMAN HOLD HIGH ATH- Negebit Ellis For there's nothing in this word we But the king, they said, Martha Boaz LETIC HONORS" Lois Hines wouldn't do Was fairer still, Virginia Strailman Georgia Hudgins For you, for you! "Basketball was a glorious never- And he made all glad Mary Hydg~ to-be forgotten victory. The Fresh- Who found him there. 1932 men shot their way to victory by a So when the rose flushed JUNIOR ASSISTANT series of impressive games over the The-Senior class, the Senior Class Breast of the eastern sky Christobel Childs Juniors, Seniors, and Sophomores. The Heralded the coming dawn, ■ Merrily sings on r Frehman team was a miniature edi- I turned to the West SOPHOMORE ASSISTANTS But in our hearts we are so sad tion of the varsity." To think we'll soon be gone. To the palace where lived • 'i Sarah Lemmon , The theme of our Freshman Day The Senior class, the Senior Class The king, and smiled Betty Bush was sailing. We started out on the As I started on the steep journey way i Of 1932 voyage through H. T. C. which ^j^^j^rf Even tho' we're leaving here to carry over four years. We see by M ^ the fool> BOARD OF MANAGERS We'll still remember you. the Breeze that— And showed his scornful mirth Business Manager JANET LOWRIE '881 "FRESHMAN DAY MARKS UNUS- With yellow heated rays. Assistant Business Manager MARGARET CAMPBELL '33 THE SENIOR CLASS UAL SUCCESS" But I climbed on Assistant Business Manager MILDRED SIMPSON '34 The Senior class of H. T. C. "This morning when the campus Fighting, cursing, laughing, praying. Assistant Business Manager BERNICE BOWDEN '33 In cap and gown arrayed. was peacefully awakened by the clear The day tired of its weary watch, We'll never change course, you bet notes of a Bugle, huge rats met the And night glided in OUR TRIBUTE 'Til all our goals are made. eye of everyone of the upper class- To take her place 'Mid storm and strife we'll make our men that dared look out of the win- And held a silver moon As each of our three previous class Days have come and gone, we have way dow. Several apparently wished they In his petted Arms. endeavored to express publicly our devotion to the honorary members of the 'Til all our cares are gone were cats, "Cats for a day." The dripping blood from Class of 1932, and our appreciation for all that they have done to help us over When the Senior class of H. T. C. What met the gaze of all when they', My torn and weary body the tough spots. Now, on Senior Day,-we wish them to know how much plea- Goes on—on—On! strolled in to breakfast? Well, every-; Mirrored its glitter as they have given to us; how much our associations with them have encouraged thing was decorated in Red and White, j It marked my path. us; and how much fun it has been just to work with them. PURPLE AND WHITE Sailor caps and Rat heads were seen | But I climbed on, Some of us have never been fortunate enough to have a "Big Brother" all over the lamps. On the steps were And came with the day We never worry, as we go on and a "Big Sister" before and for that reason we doubly cherish, Mr. Conrad seen grasshopper, rats, sai'ors and a To the Mountain top, Just keep on smiling singing a song. wheel with a steersman. Had all the Where it treasured the T. Logan and Dr. Rachel F. Weems. We'll find a way or we'll make one To Joe Logan, our mascot, who has never failed to inspire us and to im- Freshmen gone crazy looking for bugs: Palace of the Happy king. On with the flight bue in us the courage of our highest ideals, we offer our heartfelt thanks. We're true to our colors too in Biology classes? . I stole to his flowered bowers, Afterwards as we review the four years of happiness spent at H. T. C. - The new addition to the campus of To freshen myself to The purple and White. it will be with a spirit of thankfulness that we were so honored in the acquisi- H. T. C. had really scored a success., Please the king tion of our honorary mcmberB in 1928. SENIORS OF H. T. C. They sailed on serenely if somewhat To seek the cooling shade self-consciously until the banquet, Like soothing balm Seniors, Seniors, A SISTERLY TRIBUTE when they stopped for a bite to eat. To my bleeding wounds. Waving our colors high. The affair was a peak in the mountain Then went I to the palace door. Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors too of success which will be scored tonight A wrinkled fellow met me there, We, the sophomore class, bear greetings to you, our big sisters on this— We gladly will defy. your last class day; To you we would wish to convey some semblance of what as the deck hands of the good ship And greeted my ear Seniors, Seniors, "Alma" show what they can do. With a mirthful laugh. your re'atioji means to us. True we wil lalways be Mingled emotions confront us as we look back over the months which we Seniors now on campus who parti- "Away! you rough old fellow," I said, True we will always be cipated in the stunt were: Julia Duke, "Tell the king that I stand here," have spent on this campus.Jt is with an abiding sense of gratitude that we' ^ g^j ^ nanpy snappy class view your unceasing efforts to befriend each one of your little sisters and to Kitty Bowen, Pauline Efford, Kitty He laughed again, aid her in finding her proper niche in her new life. At all times has it beeen Wherrett, Frances, Ralston, Pauline This ruthles fellow. your loving kindness and gracious aid that have led us over the rough spots Dr. Weems Enjoys Carmines, Louise Harwell, Frances I stamped my foot. of our freshmand and sophomore years. As we begin to realize that the first Shelton, Ercelle Reade, Jinks Strail- "Away, I say, you ugly creature! Tell quarter of your last year is almost a thing of the past, a deep sense of regret Big Sister Role man, Eva Holland, Catherine Mark- The king that I have come! ham, Maxine Pointer, Edna Motley, Keep me not waiting," is felt. Pride also enters in—pride in you and all that you have meant to us By M. BOAZ and to the school. Liz Townsend, and Virgelia Turner. I cried to him, And so, big sisters, on this—your last class day we wish for you every To see Dr. Rachel Weems seated at The stunt was carried off as though Then he laughed again, iota of joy and happiness that you brought us. May we repay it! Sister her desk dressed in white uniform j on board a shiP and coincided in many I never laugh, class, we extend to you our greetings and our love. would make one think of a stiff | .instances with the daily routine of He said, starched individual, but contrary to campus life. "I am the king!" Yes, indeed, it was a good old fresh- ON BEING SENIORS such expectation she greeted the inter- —Georgie Hudgins. viewer with a friendly smile. After man class, and though quite a few being with her five minutes one could d™pped out at the end of our Sopho- Mixed up with the senior's business of getting out of college are a "het- GENERAL easily understand why the senior more year the majority of us has been erogeneity of senior class functions." One of these is senior class day which left to sail straight on to Senior- Boorman, W. R., Personality in its commemorates the coming of age of full fledged seniors. class chose her as its "Big Sister." teens; Chambers, M. D., Table tiquet- I aked, "What do you think of class hood. There are some who feel that certain college rituals are just a little be- te; Cohen, I. D., You and your work; days?" neath their dignity. It has come to be an accepted fact that seniority and SCRIBBLERS CHOOSE Darwin, C. G., The new conception of "I like class days," she replied, "be- dignity mean one and the same thing. It is not the ritual itself, however, FOUR NEW MEMBERS matter; Ditmars, R. L., Snakes of the which is, or is not dignified, but the way in which it is carried out. "Student cause they help to increase class spirit world; McSpadden, J. W., The book (Continued from Page 1) antics have been a flamboyant thread in the warp and woof of the nation's tend to make the class stand out as of holidays; Spaulding, C. A., ed. gayety for too long to be easily dismissed." There is something a little pain- a whole, and enable others to consid- fortably and attractively furnished. Twenty-four views of marriage. Wal- ful about a girl of twenty who decides she has outgrown foolery. We always er the various members in the class. An "at home" will be held for the sh, W. S., Curiosities of popular cus- are interested in what a laboratory test would show about the redness of such As for being a "big sister" it is a students and faculty soon after toms; Wembridge, E. R., Life among an offiant's blood. We think there would be a taint of pallor about it, at least pleasure in all respects. You feel that Christmas. the lowbrows. a trace, if only that, of premature anaemia. you do very little for the class but Membership in Scribblers, is limit- and secret; Cather, Shadows on the Senior dignity you are glad to do any thing at any ed to fifteen students who having rock; De la Roche., Finch's fortune. time that will help in any way. The' manifeted an interest in creative Sits right heavily BIOGRAPHY But we bear it very snappily, girls are so nice and inclusive—if writing, have met the requirements Munthe, Axel., The story of San Ole seniors of H. T. C. "inclusive" is a usuable word—in all of the organization. These require- their class activities and make one ments are to submit (after the per- Michele; Washington, B. T., Up from fee a member of the class also." son has been recommended by a mem- slavery; Wister, Owen., Roosevelt; the GLEE CLUB TO HOLD Adeste Fidelia. Arr. by Novello. story of. a friendship. "I think this is an unusually fine ber of the English Faculty;) (1). a CHRISTMAS VESPERS Soloists: Miss Houck, Miss Bishop, senior class—naturally I would con- poem, or,a short story, (2). a fami- ESSAYS Mr. Miller, Mr. Schane. (Continued from page 1) sider them superior to any other sen- liar essay, (3). and a critical essay, Bolitho, William., Camera obtcura; Song of Mary. Kranz. to be judged by the active and honor- C'ark, Emily., Innocence abroad; Del Soloists: Miss Michaels, Miss ior class—for there are so many who Soloist: Miss Moore. ary Scribblers. Plaines, F. K., Current prose for col- Houck, Mr. Miller, Mr. Gibbons. are influential on the campus and Joyous Christmas Song. Gevaert. who are outstanding in many respects. lege students. Calm on the Listening Ear of Night Christmas Message. Rev. Parks H. T. C. ADDS NEW SHORT STORY Harker. I consider that this class has "ser- Wilson. vice" as its motto in deeds if not in VOLUMES TO LIBRARY Ferris, Helen., Loves comes riding. Soloists: Miss Higgins, Miss Wat- 0 Night of Holy Memory. Wilson. words. (Continued from page 1) CHILDREN'S BOOKS kins, Miss Hamrick, Miss Michaels, So'oist: Miss Michaels. "It has certainly been a pleasure to France, Anatole., Our children; Mr. Schane. Benediction and Response. work with the different ones, and I Lichtenberger, Andre., Trott and hit Love should not be expressed in son- Violin Obbligato. Miss Quigley. Accompanist and Director? Edna am sorry to feel that this is the last little sister; Weaver, A. V., Frawg; nets, but in triolets—which keep re- Violincello Obbligato. Miss Hosmer.! Shaeffer. Wiese, Kurt., The Chinese ink stick, peating the same lines over again. 4- year at H. T. C. for this class." December 11, 1931 THE BREEZE Page Three Senior Big-Brother Winchell's English SOCIETY As I See Them Is Interviewed Is Debated On Mrs. Cook Entertains At Tea BjrM. BOAZ Yes, this tiny little woman, gener- A group of girls from Jackson Hall ally known as "Moufie," is Wally "Whoopee," "gaga," "Renotoriety." were the guests of Mrs. Annie B. Taking my Breeze assignment in Farinholt, President of the Senior and other newly-invented words of the The, inquiring reporter asked, Cook, association dean of women, on one hand and my courage in the oth- class. Where she leads—all will fol- Walter Winchell variety, have their "What do you think of class days?" December 6, at the first of a series of er, I cautiously approached Mr. Log- low. chance, along with other colloquia- "Kitty" Bowen replied, "when I Sunday afternoon teas for the fresh- an's office on the third floor of Wil- How about some physical descrip- isms, dialect terms and verbal short- came here as a freshman I looked for- men. Mrs. Cook was assisted by son. tion? Five feet, three and one-half cuts, to take a permanent place in ward to all of the class days as well inches, brown eyes, brown hair, atni- Nepebie Ellis and Catherine Howell, Being a student teacher of English, our language, according to eleven of as our own. I think that everyone is ab'e manner, pleasing personality— house counsellors from Jackson Hall. I knew that English teachers were a group of forty college professors of enthusiastic before a class day of But alas! It is necessary to look twice English who responded to an invita- other classes because she is interested The purpose of this series of teas always busy. I also knew that Job was to see her, and sideways, she can't tion to discuss, the probable effect of in knowing just how the class as a is to give Mrs. Cook an opportunity to not an English teacher. On this oc- be seen at all. "Winchellizing" on our everyday whole has reacted and developed ideas. become better acquainted with all the casion however, I found nothing to That' "O.K.", Wally! More power speech. It is through class days that we often freshmen by meeting all of them in fear. to you! find talent and capable girls with small groups, and to give variety to Mr. Logan was seated near his Only three of those who ventured opinions on the subject professed whom we may not otherwise come in their Sunday afternoons. typewriter. He was evidently hunting Here's Tommie Dickerson (Who's themselves to be unfamiliar with contact. I think it would be a good a lost yord when I entered. Whether real name is Florence) <(fce-president "America's greatest gossip," and his thing to have combined class days of it was ever found, I could not testify, of the class. When Wally is away, Lois Hines had as her guest at her breezy chatter, which is disseminated Sister classes making two big class but that typewriter— Tommie steps in her shoes. (I bet home in Danville, Miss Florence E. through his writing and radio broad- days during the school session." Boehmer on the week-end of Decem- "It mixed up s's and X's you'll wonder how she does that). casts on the Lucky Strike Dance Frances-Rohtm eaid, "Class days Like an alphabet coming to strife. ber 5-7. During the week-end they vis- Tommie is a tall, "Colleen Moore" Hours. should give the class an opportunity ited Randolph-Macon Woman's Col- It seemed the discordant echo type—a successful pal in all under- Opinions varied from that of Pro- to work together through unity and lege, Sweetbriaiy Stratford Hall, and 'Of a row between husband and takings,, which leads us to believe fessor H. W. Ward of Coe College, Cooperation for a successful and hap- Chatham Hall. ■ wife." she'd make a good undertaker. Iowa, who thought "Winchell's many py day." He greeted me with a smile, how- We're back of you, Tommie! racy expressions and often startingly Julia Duke answered, "Class days ever, and on being questioned about Anne Chadwick, Louise McComb, I apt new coinages will make a very are not worth the time and energy it his big brother affiliations since 1920 Then there's Margaret Beck, our Mildred Burfoot, Elizabeth Craig, and considerable impression upon our vo- takes to give them." he laughingly said, "Goodness, gra- Secretary—really quite an accomplish- Courtney Dickinson entertained their cabulary," to the indignant pun of cious, have I been here that long?" ed young lady. She plays the piano, Lois Hines said, "Class days are supervisor, Miss Ruth Thompson, with Professor J. W. Rankin of the Uni-j very good but they take too much time I nodded, for I had been informed pipe organ and typewriter. Her har- dinner at the Bluebird Tea Room and versity of Missouri: "Winch? Hell of the girls who are busiest already. that Mr. Logan had been a big bro- mony on the last named instrument the Stratford play in Wilson Hall on no!" I think that it would be much better Friday evening, December 4. ther to classes since 1920. would make Mr. White's jazz orches- tra turn pale. And every one knows At the suggestion, however, that to have the sister classes combined In discussing different senior class- Winchell's vest-pocket words, expres- for class days so it may be made a es, Mr. Logan said, "This is the best how good looking Margaret is. The first tea of the quarter for the sing what might otherwise take a gala event that people will write home student body was sponsored by the so- one I've seen yet. You have an un- sentence or paragraph, are on millions about." usually good class this year. " Look out for our treasurer, Georgia cial committee of the college on Tues- Collins. This fair damsel with bonny of tongues the day after they are coin- Jackie Johnston replied, "Class days day, December 2. Miss Florence E. "Is the office of Big Brother very brown locks and eyes like the dew of ed, Professor Rankin admitted: give a class an opportunity to display much a burden?" Boehmer, dean of women, Mrs. Annie morn is an ideal banker and financier. "Sad, but true." its originality and group unity." B. Cook, associate dean of women,1 "Why no," he replied, "Maybe I've We don't whether your ancestors PROFS ENJOY 'WINCHELLIZING' "Kitty" Wherrett said, "Class days Mrs. S. P. Duke, and Harriett Ull-| been very remiss in 'taking' care of were Scotch or not, Georgia, but are just to see which class can make rich, president of the student govern- Other English professors, on the this class, but my theory of student you're perfect when it comes to tak- other hand, who did not concede that the biggest show of itse'f. They are ment received the guests at the door. government and students is based on ing care of our "shekels." "Winchellizing" would affect the not class days at all." These teas will be given every two the belief that responsibility educat- language permanently, confessed that Ercelle Reade answered, "I think weeks, varying as to the assistant host es. It seems to me that maybe big Yes sir, we Seniors have a business they themselves enjoy his gossip and you enjoy class days much more your esses and the students invited. brother should be ready to give as- manager too. Her name is Kitty Wher- his high-handed treatment of the lan- first two years. It would be much bet- sistance when needed, but the best rett, and what she doesn't know some- guage of Chaucer and the Declaration ter to have combined class days of guidance, I think, comes in response to Virginia Coffman, Georgie Collins,; thing nobody's the wiser. of Independence. The tone of replies sister classes." Alice Bolton, Sallie McCormick, andj a felt need. I try not to be always When Kitty in her wholly winsome ranged from amusement to anger. Mary Hyde replied, "I think class Eleanor Wright, entertained their! putting in an oar. Classes have grown but business-like manner isn't taking "Unfortunate, if any," commented days are beneficial in that they bring supervisor, Miss Sallie Blosser an! steadily during the past dozen years care of Senior affairs, she's training Professor Alwin Thaler of the Uni- the class together, but we have too Friday evening, December 4, withj here. Harrisonburg's future citizens in phy- versity of Tennessee, on Winchell's many amateur productions on campus dinner at Locust Grove and the Strar- "It's quite a privilege to be count- sical and vocal athletics. influence on our speech. at present." ford play, Once There Was A Prin- ed a member of this class, especially Kitty—you are a brick! "Corrupting," was the, term used by Catherine Howell said, "In the first cess. because it gives me an opportunity to two years up here I think class days know the girls better." Professor J. H. Chamberlin of Mar- To keep us quiet and dignified we ietta College, Ohio. are thoroughly enjoyable, but by the Dorothy Lipscomb had as her guest chose — yes sir! you've guessed it! time we are Juniors and Seniors so FLOWER GARDEN Professor F. T. Baker of Columbia last week-end, Virginia Smith of Julia Duke is our sergeant-at-arms. many other things claim our time and NEEDS BULBS AND SEEDS University thought the wide broad- Winchester. When she calls for order, she doesn't attention that we don't have time to {Continued from -page 1) casting of racy expressions like Win- want to be served ham and eggs—nor put over the most successful class day spring. If the plans are realized cut chell's gives us a "more picturesque apple sauce either! that we might." Mrs. W. G. Lehew, training school flowers will be available for all dor- language," even if his words are short- No necessity for Julia to carry con- Polly Efford replied, "Class days to supervisor, was the guests of her mitories and dining-room tables. At lived. cealed weapons to secure order. The my mind represent a great amount of student teachers at the Stratford play commencement H. T. C. will have its (Continued to page 4) power of her personality's sufficient! unnecessary work which falls upon a in Wilson Hall on Friday evening, own flowers for decorating Wilson December 4. few girls." Hall. Dr. Pickett: "How was iron first Ay contributions by way of money discovered?" Billy Gibbons, mascot of the junior or bulbs and seeds or from\faculty, Margaret Beck: "I'm a little rusty HAYB^S^*^ class, entertained the junior officers students, alumnae, or friends of the on that subject, but I think they must The at dinner recently. Miss Miriam Far- college will be greatly appreciated. All have smelt it!" ies, Miss Helen Marbut, Dr. and Mrs. gifts should be sent to the.Cut-Flow- Dean Studio H. G. Pickett, Betty Bush, Laura er Garden, H. T. C, or to Miss Grace HARRISONBURG, VA. Melchor, Margaret Campbell, Janet Palmer, H. T. C. 44 So. Main Lowrie, Hortense Poyner (Ex '33), I R G I N I A PROG R AM *~ *■ Visit Chris Childs were his guests. Tolos frames finishing To the Ladies of the Student- THE NICHOLAS A Store body:— Christmas Holidays fast of the Better kind approach and in their ap- BOOK CO. proach I hope you will not overlook the attractions to be FULL OF GIFTS £8SSK8S333£8m8»m85X8S2^^ Among the Ex.—'32's who are now shown you at the Virginia 8 teaching are: Virginia Parker, Hol- Theatre prior to your leav- "On Campus" ing for home. land; Martha Mason, Roanoke; Isa- Not one over a dollar Dear Ruth; bel Du Val and Grace Mayo, Norfolk; Winnie Lightner and Chas. Butterworth. delightfully Yes, I couldn't resist those "dupky" Alice Rhea Horsley, Arvonia; Anna funny, will be seen Monday. Mendel, Arlington County; Willie Many of them cost much less Edward G. Robinson is here presents at Joseph Ney's for only one Kidwell, Cherrydale; Jewel Ramsay, on Tuesday in "Five Star dollar. I bought seven in all; rang- Gretna; Rachal Brothers, Chucka- Final" which is a dramatic ing from a grotesque pottery ash tray tuck; Estelle La Prade, Snenandoah; than a dollar, yet every one is thunder-bolt. For Wednesday and Thursday we have Seth for Dad, to a French Boudoir Pillow Iva Lou Jones is doing substitute work Parker and his Jonesnort in Newport News; Henrie Steinmetz, Neighbors, familiar to all of for Mother. Kanawha City. a gift you'll be proud to give or you who '"isten in' on favor- it" nrorrams, in a homey sort Thanks loads for the tip. Will chat Ex. '32's who are now married: of dramatic philosophy call- with you after exams. receive. ed "Way Back Home." On Mrs. Harry Jordan formerly Sallie Lovingly, Bishop Jones is now living in New Or- Friday we have "Huckleber- leans, La. ry Finn" with Jackie Coogan, Mitzi Green and Jackie Sear- Doris. Mrs. R. D. Miller nee Virginia Ad- W. T. Grant Co. 'es. Saturday, Ken Maynard kins is living at 739 Indiana Avenue, in "Range Law." Jos. Ney & Sons Charleston, W. Va. Page Four THE BREEZE December 11, 1931 SENIORS HEAD MANY Moore, Catherine Howell. £es»3ss»sa»»»»s»B»sm8»»'««9* ACTIVITIES HERE Debating Club—Grace Epperson, DELICIOUS president; Edna Motley, secretary. (Continued from Page 1) VARSITY Glee Club—Bessie Grinan, presi- Alpha Literary Society—Frances dent, Margaret Beck, business mana- Ralston, presidest. CAMPUS J| —-CHOCOLATES ger, Garnet Hamrick, assistant busi- Lanier Literary Society—Eva Hol- # New Pack Made by ness manager. land, Margaret Payne, Pauline Car- HIS MONKEY WIFE Members — Louise Harwell and mines, Pauline Efford, Maxine Point- \ One Pound GOBELIN OR MARRIED TO A CHIMP er, Jean Gills, Virginia Strailman, TOM SAYS: Lucille Keeton. ,< Plus Two Ounces Price $1.00 Virgelia Turner, Mary Farinholt, Lin- "I just feel to dignified for By JOHN COLLIER Stratford Dramatic Club—Florence Dickerson, president; Linda Sanders, da Sanders^ Bessie Grinan, Rhoda words—all 'Diked up' in my vice-president. Price, Rebecca Leatherbury, Louise cap and gown!" Williamson's Drug Co. John Collier in His Monkey Wife Harwell. • Members — Catherine Wherrett, or Married to a Chimp has striven to Lee Literary Society — Dorothy Pauline Efford, Catherine Markham, ~*M present a caricature of the modern Margaret Moore and Edna Motley. Rhoades, president; Mary Hyde, vice- woman—a satirical dissertation on "Depression" VISIT Alpha Rho Delta—Martha Boaz, president. her whims, goeb!es, and weaknesses (as seen by a Senior) GEORGE'S CANDY dictator, Grace Epperson, censor; and Members—Ercelle Reade, Anna T-Aa psychological interpretation of I walked down the street Edna Motley. Lyons Sullivan, Jacquelyn Johnston, KITCHEN her reactions to the exigencies of And looked in the store window. On Your Way Downtown Art Club—Georgia Collins, presi- Julia Duke, Margaret Beck, Catherine modern everyday existence with par- I saw a beautiful brown fur coat dent; Belle Beazley, secretary; Paul- Wherrett, Olive Roberson, Katherine ticular emphasis laid on her love life. In the window; Bowen, Georgia Collins, Florence ine Carmines, business manager. I went into the ten cent store The title, is a little miseading, per- Dickerson, Lucille Keeton, Cornelia Kappa Delta Pi—Julia Duke, presi- And bought a tube haps. At face value, the average read- Gilmer, Hazel Burnette, Elizabeth dent; Florence Dickerson, vice-presi- Of tooth paste. NOW- er would be prone to deduct that the dent; Edna Motley, recording secre- Rhoades. author has written a slightly risque —E. B. Reade. tary and treasurer; Martha Boaz, cor- Page Literary Society—Catherine Ask for story. Not at all. Nothing, apparently, responding secretary and historian; Markham, Margaret Moore, Harriet is further from the author's mind. Jinks: "My dairy is written right Margaret Beck, reporter. Ullrich, Martha Warren, Catherine Not with levity nor flippancy has he up-to-date." Gaymode Members—Pauline Efford, Grace Howell, Lois Hines, Gertude Blake, • approached his noble subjects—but Wally: "Yes, mine's rather modern Epperson, Mrs. Victor Campbell, Bes- Frances Shelton, Elizabeth Townsend.' 'too." rather inbred with a high and (one sie Grinan, Garnet Hamrick, Louise full-fashioned must be truthful) rather overestimat- Frances Sale Club — Elizabeth Harwell, Lelia Kearney, Constance Rhoades, president; Catherine Twy- Gebie: "I have the most athletic ed ideas of just how the subject of MacCorkle, Catherine Markham, Mar- Sheer women (with a capital W) should be ford, vice-president; Gertude Blake, nose!"«!" garet Moore, Harriet Ullrich, Cath- sergeant-at-arms. Catherine: "How's that?" dealt with. His method of presenta- erine Wherrett, Lois Hines. SILK HOSE tion consists in taking a simple nar- Gebie: "Well, it runs so, you'd Scribblers—Catherine Howell, Mar- WINCHELL'S ENGLISH think it was out for track." rative, which, as far as the actual tha Boaz, Garnet Hamrick, Lois Funk 79C-39C plot is concerned, is rather simple, IS DEBATED ON houser. (Continued from page S) Senior: "Well, Frosh, having taken and couching it in terms of six and Aeolian Music Club—Garnet Ham- lovely and serviceable seven syllable words of obscure origin "No one can say that some of the Freshman English, what do you think rick, president; Lois Funkhouser, Winchell contributions may not filter of 0. Henry?" which repeatedly sends one scurrying treasurer. into accepted use," wrote Professor Frosh: "0. K. but the nuts get in to the dictionary for aid. Members—Virginia Coffman, Doro- Afarrott-wrpt Percy H. Boynton, of the University my teeth." iNsrmmoH- The story is chiefly concerned with thy Cornell. of Chicago. the adventures and misadventures of Blue Stone Orchestra—Catherine Date: "Have you ever been osculat- Emily, a superior chimp, in whom Mr. "Many will doubtless find a place Twyford, vice-president. ed?" Collier embodies all the attributes of in the standard dictionaries, but in HARRISONBURG, VA. Le Cercle Francais—Mary Swartz, She: "Yes, for thyphoid and diph- modern women and whom he makes to most, if not all cases, merely as forms president, Edna Motley, vice-presi- theria, both!" go through all the mental tortures dent. of slang," according to Professor Z. W. Coombs, of the Worcester Poly- which a woman is supposed to endure Members—Catherine Howell, Slea- when she finds herself, in our modern nor Wright and Martha Boaz. technic Institute in Massachusetts. parlance, "kicked," or, in parlor lan- Cotillion Club—Eva Holland, presi- When in need guage, suffers the pangs of unrequit- dent. They say that man gave up his rib The for woman, and she has been making ed love. However, odious to feminine Members — Catherine Wherrett, of him give up things ever since! readers the comparison of their sex Katherine Bowen, Jacquelyn John- Ladies Ready-to-Wear to a monkey, although a quite super- ston, Virginia Turner, Maxine Point- Shenandoah Press ior monkey, may be the feminine con- Visit er, Elizabeth Townsend, Catherine Have Your Clothes Cleaned at tingent should bear in mind that this Markham, Frances Ralston, Florence Job and Commercial comparison is made only from a pure- Dickerson, Mary Farinholt, Virginia S. BLATFS. RALPH'S ly literary standpoint and that no Strailman, Linda Sanders. Harrisonburg's only E tclusive actual comparison is intended or im- President's Council—Harriet Ull- Phone 55 PRINTERS plied. rich, president. 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