C a m p u s Ti m e s Vo l u m e 139, Nu m b e r 8 Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873 Th u r s d a y , Ma r c h 29, 2012 Administration shifts course, Words with Alec: Baldwin set for D-Day planned for a Monday commencement by kait holden by julia sklar cause the school is at constant Sp o r t s Ed i t o r Presentation Ed i t o r risk of losing the library’s Serious concerns over stu- The University announced beloved tower to a plane crash, dent responses to the initial in a statement on Tuesday, airplane safety is a matter of Dandelion Day date change M a r c h 2 7 t h a t t h i s y e a r ’s c om - utmost importance for the have led administrators, who mencement speaker will be University. moved the day to a Friday, r e now ne d a c t or A le c B a ldw i n , UR President Joel Selig- after weeks of negotiations, despite a controversy this year man, on the other hand, did to rethink their decision and s u r r o u nd i n g a We g m a n s c om - not seem to be bothered by the move the date to Monday, mercial he starred in. idea of having Baldwin speak April 30. The commercial — aired as at the University’s 162nd “Monday is a great alterna- a holiday special — was pulled commencement ceremony tive to Friday,” Dean of the prematurely in response to an on May 20. College Richard Feldman said. unrelated incident involving “I just fucking love Weg- “Students are more likely to be Baldwin being kicked off of an mans,” he said. “So I condone hung over and exhausted from American Airlines flight for any commencement speaker the weekend, making them playing Words with Friends who feels the same way as me less likely to party hardcore on his phone as the plane about such a fine establish- melissa goldin • d i t o r i n h i e f on D-Day.” E - -C prepared for take off. ment.” In an effort to avoid conflicts After much debate, UR has decided to move D-Day to a Monday, rather than a Saturday when A f t e r m a ny c ompl a i nt s a b o ut Baldwin’s mother, Carol with exams and promote it is traditionally held, or a Friday, the day administration had originally changed it to. its removal, however, the local Baldwin, is an avid Wegmans student attendance, the typi- ers from turning violent. heavily intoxicated, thereby take place prior to D-Day, on supermarket chain re-aired the shopper — they appeared in cal Dandelion Day activities “I thought hanging with the reducing the binge drinking Saturday, April 28, to enable commercial. the commercial together — will begin promptly after the rioters was sweet until the cops atmosphere currently associ- Senators and other student There has already been and Syracuse resident, which, last scheduled class ends on showed up,” sophomore Jack ated with the day. government representatives to some concern among a few by default, makes Baldwin Monday. This will eliminate the Offawitz said. After multiple While the University lis- attend the festivities, as well as individuals in the student body j u s t t h e t y p e o f lo c a l l y r e le v a nt desire to skip class in order to injuries and various arrests, tened to the student com- provide an outlet for sober and that this contentious choice of commencement speaker the attend the event. The festivities the protest ended and stu- plaints and moved D-Day intoxicated students to give commencement speaker will school tends to strive for. will be held on Wilson Quad- dents went to their next class again, like students wanted, feedback about this decision. reflect poorly on the school. “If you’re from Syracuse, rangle as they have been in peacefully. the move to Monday was not The previously planned “Don’t get me wrong — I you’re basically from Roches- the past, and the unannounced Despite student outrage, what most people had in mind, D-Day activities remain the love Words with Friends,” SA ter,” Baldwin said in an email. band — that only half the administrators, including especially, it seems, not the same. There will still be food President and senior Bradley “All of Upstate New York is school will probably know — Feldman and Associate Dean Students’ Association. vendors, music, games and Halpern said. “But I also take the same thing to me.” will play at 11 p.m. of Students Anne-Marie Al- “The thought behind mov- much more. However, due to airplane safety very seriously, The 2012 Class Council felt After this announcement gier, stand behind the decision. ing Dandelion Day came about timing it will be dark out and and to have our commence- that Baldwin’s appearance as went public on Friday, March They believe that moving the from Senator discussions,” SA most likely rain. After a late ment speaker be someone the speaker was especially ap- 23, a protest broke out on the day to a Monday will improve President and senior Bradley night of festivities and no time who disregards that is an r op o s fol low i n g We g m a n s C E O Eastman Quadrangle. The the typical traditions sur- Halpern said. “We worked hard to do homework, students will embarrassment.” Daniel Wegmans’ commence- number of protesters grew rounding D-Day, as Monday is to convince the administration be expected to attend their Every day, a large number ment speech two years ago. so rapidly the Rochester not considered a typical drink- that Friday was not a conducive classes on Tuesday and hand of planes fly unnervingly close When asked if he’ll be play- Police Department was ing day for undergraduates. day for having D-Day.” in their mandatory 50-pages to Rush Rhees’ tower as they ing Words with Friends under called in to control the riot. Because students have home- Speaker of the Senate and essays that UR mandated last m a ke t hei r way t o l a nd i n R o c h- the podium while he speaks, The police force felt the need work and classes the following senior Dan Cohn has informed month. e s t e r I nt e r n a t ion a l A i r p or t j u s t Baldwin replied, “Absolutely.” to use batons and beanbag day, they will be less likely to the student body that the Holden is a member of across the Genesee River. Sklar is a member of guns to discourage protest- allow themselves to become weekly Senate meeting will the class of 2013. In Halpern’s opinion, be- the class of 2014. Fraternities flee quad, houses sought with vigor by justin fleming cially handed over; members However, Halpern’s pur- like $90,000 from student Pu b l i s h e r of the Computer Interest suit of the residence, which groups this year? Well, obvi- Earlier this month, it was Floor (CIF), who currently he plans to turn into a ously all that money is going announced that the Com- reside in Anderson Tower, “quaint little castle” for his somewhere: right in here,” munity Living Center (CLC) will be the new residents. Take Five year, is relentless. he said, motioning toward and the Delta Upsilon (DU) According to CIF Chair Elyse In fact, he has taken his his pocket. fraternity would be forced to Dempsey-Arner, the group acquisition of the house as Dean of the College Rich- move out of their long-time has big plans for the build- a foregone conclusion and ard Feldman weighed in on residences on the Frater- ing, starting with a trans- moved on to his plans for the debate, saying “the pep nity Quad at the end of the formation of the dance floor the building. band is important and all, semester, and that they will into a life-size replica of the First, Halpern says he but I could totally see my- be replaced by the Sigma Phi Battlestar Galactica set. would turn the dining area self downing a few brews at Epsilon fraternity and the Two potential residents into a Jacuzzi room, because Bradley’s new pad. I mean, Douglass Leadership House are in heated competition “the bitties love a nice hot come on, a bowling alley? (DLH), respectively. over the former Theta Chi tub.” By winter break next That’s just off the chain.” Due to all this volatility house — both the UR Pep year, Halpern also plans to A decision on the matter on the quad, three more Band and SA President have renovated the dance is expected by the end of fraternities­ — Delta Kappa Bradley Halpern are dead- floor and added a bowling the week. Epsilon (DKE), Sigma Alpha set on moving in as soon as alley, because “the bitties That leaves only the SAM Mu (SAM) and Theta Chi — possible. Members of the pep also love dance floors and house unoccupied, but many have all decided to move off band are making it difficult bowling alleys.” speculate that it is about to the quad as well. This mass for potential suitors to get Halpern is also prepared be condemned anyway — the exodus has resulted in a anywhere near the house, to deal with the financial rest of the roof, and subse- whirlwind of activity as clubs as they have stationed a bass logistics of his extravagant quently the walls, are likely clamor to stake their claim drum player on the porch to renovations. to cave in the next time the to one of the houses. pound away at a ridiculous “You know how [the Stu- wind blows too hard. Julia Sklar • Presentation Ed i t o r So far, only the former volume and with terrible dent Association Appropria- Fleming is a member of This rendering shows SA President Bradley Halpern’s vision DKE house has been offi- rhythm at all hours. tions Committee] has to cut the class of 2013. of what his castle on the Fraternity Quad would look like.

In s i d e t h i s i s s u e : Mo r e t a c o s ! Ha l f g o a t p r o v i d e s m i l k Ne w s : UR runs out of all coffee after embargo Pa g e 3 Op i n i on s : Why clothing should be optional Pa g e 6 UR retaliated against Emory Univeristy UR Dining has purchased a half goat/half cow to sup- when they retook the record for the longest Fe a t u r e s : How to use centipedes in your meals Pa g e 9 ply milk to students in Danforth Dining Center. taco line, again. A&E: YellowJackets take on American Idol Pa g e 12

Sp o r t s : Finnish tribal dancing wins high honors Pa g e 20 FEATURES: Pa g e 8 NEWS: Pa g e 3 Page 2 Some neat stuff that’s happening Thursday, March 29, 2012

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It i s t h e p o l i c y o f t h e Ca m p u s Ti m e s t o c o r r e c t a l l e r r o n e o u s i n f o r m a t i o n a s q u i c k l y a s p o ss i b l e (u s u a l l y ). If y o u b e l i e v e y o u h a v e a c o r r e c t i o n , p l e a s e e m a i l e d i t o r @c a m p u s t i m e s .o r g . Vocal Point’s ‘U of R’ receives mixed reaction By Cheryl Seligman they sing, “Shake it, shake it Phi Sig, Fe a t u r e s Ed i t o r come on now! Shake it, shake it, Chi In an effort that doubled as a desire O, ooo oooh! Shake it shake it KD, to commemorate Women’s History huh! Alpha Phi, DG oo ooo! Gamma Month, UR’s only all-female a cap- Phi, baby, nah nah! SDT, baby, huh! pella group, Vocal Point, released an That’s what Panhell’s all about!” admissions music video on Tuesday, While Vocal Point’s did place an March 27. The move is seen to rival obvious emphasis on women at UR, the Midnight Ramblers’ “Remember they “do not want to compete with Drue Sokol • Ph o t o Ed i t o r oUR Name,” which was launched on the Midnight Ramblers,” according Dorm ‘not quite good enough’ for the university March 7. Vocal Point’s video, called to Vocal Point Alumni Coordinator In a move that UR President Joel Seligman claims was “a long time coming anyway,” the structure that was “U of R,” is sung to the tune of The and freshman Eliza Barnes. once set to become O’Brian Hall in the fall of 2012 was knocked to the ground on Wednesday, March 28. Jackson 5’s “ABC,” and, like The “We love ‘Remember oUR Name’ Jackson Five video, highlights the and the Ramblers. We just wanted to various features of education and put our own spin on an admissions Se c u r i t y Up d a t e diversity. video,” she said. Given that one of the 2012 However, viewers have thought Women’s History Month themes otherwise. Some have posted favor- Death Eaters storm UR, cause panic is women’s education, Vocal Point able comments on Vocal Point’s thought it appropriate to put a par- video that support the group, such By Melissa Goldin 27, at 2:01 a.m., according to Laf- according to Lafferty. ticular emphasis on female profes- as “The Ramblers have nothing Ed i t o r -i n -Ch i e f ferty. The sun explained to Security of- sors, the Susan B. Anthony Institute on these girls,” but others aren’t 1. On Wednesday, March 28, at The demons, which were identi- ficers that it was trying to give the for Gender and Women’s Studies as heartwarming, making remarks 4:58 a.m., 50 Death Eaters, among fied as being of the ankle variety by River Campus a bit of good cheer to and the Panhellenic Association in such as “This is a pathetic attempt to them Bellatrix Lestrange, 42, and the Demon Society of Rochester, ease students’ nerves. It was issued their video. outshine ‘Remember oUR Name.’” Lucius Malfoy, 51, both from Salis- were in the process of spraining a ban form and warned to stay off of “We had a ton of fun creating this Despite the controversial feedback, bury, England, invaded UR’s River an undergraduate student’s ankle University property in the future. video,” Vocal Point Musical Director the video has gone viral with a Campus by way of Library Road. when Security officers arrived on and junior Jamie Wilson said. “We whopping 3,751,215 views as of According to Security Investiga- the scene. Morey Hall missing wanted to show prospective UR press time. tor Daniel Lafferty, the juggernaut The undergraduate was taken students — the girls in particular Regardless of this brewing con- began its reign of terror and mass to the Strong Memorial Hospital 3. Morey Hall was reported miss- — that women have a really strong troversy, the Ramblers appear to confusion by coming through the Emergency Department for evalu- ing by a University employee on impact here.” support Vocal Point’s efforts. back entrance of Rush Rhees Library ation and care. Security was not Monday, March 26, at 9:30 a.m. Wilson noted that she and other “We are proud of them for high- and cursing everyone in its path. able to apprehend the demons as According to Lafferty, the em- Vocal Point members had received lighting women who make such They continued through the tunnels they kept melting the handcuffs ployee realized the building was many emails following the release significant contributions to educa- to Wilson Commons, emerging on the officers tried to place on them. gone when he attempted to walk to of the Ramblers’ video encouraging tion at UR,” Vocal Point Musical Wilson Quadrangle and breaking They eventually disappeared into his office in Morey 502 only to find a them to make one of their own. The Director and sophomore Aaron Mi- up into groups of two or three, all of the night. big, gaping hole where the structure girls decided that there was no better chalko explained. “Also, their talent which ran in separate directions. once stood. time than right now to do just that. is impeccable.” The Death Eaters, not one of Sun found trespassing A police report has been filed The song begins with senior Gill To prove that there is no ten- which has been caught yet, are on Eastman Quad and Security officers are currently Friedman singing, “We came to sion between the two a cappella reported to have used many illegal searching for the building since many Rochester to learn things we never groups, Michalko indicated that spells, including Avada Kedavra and 4. The sun, 4.5 billion, of Pittsford, concerned University employees and never knew before.” there has been talk of a collab- the Cruciatus Curse. was apprehended by Security of- students alike believe that it can’t Naomi Jochnowitz, a female orative effort to be released in ficers yesterday after an alarmed have just walked off on its own. professor in the Department of the fall. Ankle demons on the prowl graduate student observed it exhib- Mathematics, makes a cameo ap- “I mean, why not make a third iting worrisome behavior such as Sunday masquerades pearance at the lyric, “N-n-naomi’s admissions video?” Michalko 2. A pair of flaming, red demons shining, sparkling and warming the as Saturday gonna show you how to do algebra.” wondered. “Both groups have was apprehended in front Goergen earth on the Eastman Quadrangle on Another popular line includes, “Sit loved making them, and our fans Athletic Center on Tuesday, March Wednesday, March 28, at 1:53 p.m., 5. Sunday, March 25, reportedly down, Sue B. I think I love you!” — especially prospective students claimed to be Saturday, March 24, on The video also shows the girls — seem to enjoy them as well.” Sunday, March 25, at 6:35 p.m. snapping their fingers and dancing Seligman is a member of According to Lafferty, the day around at the most recent bid day as the class of 2012. had shown many signs that it was 5 Saturday, March 24 such as feelings of relaxation, promises of “I’ll just Eastman Music School UR Medical Center save this 20-page paper for Sunday!” and an overall desire to nap, when, in fact, it was really Sunday, March 25 the whole time. Its charade was only discovered when an undergraduate studying in Riverview Complex Sibley Music Library realized that she only had a couple of more hours 1 to study for her organic chemistry final that was scheduled for Monday, March 26. Sunday, March 25 was transported 3 to the Strong Memorial Hospital 4 Emergency Department for psychi- 2 atric evaluation. Goldin is a member of the class of 2013. Co u r t e s y o f Fa c e b o o k .c o m Information provided by Senior Gillian Friedman performs at a recent Vocal Point show. The the Dark Forces of Evil. group debuted their new admissions video on Tuesday, March 27. C a m p u s Ti m e s Vo l u m e 139, Nu m b e r 8 Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873 Th u r s d a y , Ma r c h 29, 2012 Simmons to speak at commencement 2012 By jason silverstein of university governance. She has positioned diversity at the famous for the barriers she Orleans, La., graduating in program at the school, which Se n i o r St a f f is a scholar, a champion for forefront of university life.” has broken in the world of 1967. She later attended Har- was the first of its kind at any The president of another education and a visionary who Simmons is perhaps most higher education. When she vard University, where she American women’s college. university will help send off was sworn in as Brown’s 18th graduated with a doctorate She held this position until UR’s class of 2012 on gradu- president in 2001, she became in Romance languages and 2001, the year that she was ation day this year. the school’s first female presi- literatures in 1973. sworn in as the president of Ruth Simmons, the current dent, as well as the first black Her first position in aca- Brown. president of Brown Univer- president, of an Ivy League demic administration came in Before and after this ap- sity in Providence, R.I., has school. This achievement was 1979, when she became assis- pointment, Simmons earned been officially announced as preceded by an innovative and tant dean of graduate studies a wide array of honors and the speaker for this year’s widely celebrated academic at the University of Southern awards, both within and 162nd College commence- career that spanned several California, later moving up beyond the world of aca- ment address. Simmons, 66, prestigious universities na- to associate dean of graduate demics. She was awarded will give her speech and be tionwide. studies. Next came Princeton Harvard University’s Cen- awarded an honorary Doctor “She’s a terrific person and University, where she held tennial Medal, Columbia of Humane Letters degree at I’m delighted with the choice,” several positions throughout University’s College Medal the commencement ceremony Dean of the College Richard the ’80s and ’90s, including for Distinguished Service, the on Sunday, May 20. Feldman said. “I hope people vice provost. From 1990-92, she United Negro College Fund’s “Ruth Simmons is a gifted will be as excited as I am. I served as provost of Spelman President’s Award, and a leader who has expanded the think anyone who hears her College in Atlanta, Ga. Lifetime Achievement Award reach and excellence of Brown history will be excited.” In 1995, she became presi- from the American Council on University during her 11 years Simmons was born in dent of Smith College in Education. She is a fellow of as president,” UR President Grapeland, Texas, the young- Northampton, MA, the largest the American Academy of Arts Joel Seligman said in a state- Co u r t e s y o f UR Co m m u n i c a t i o n s est of 12 children in a low- women’s college in the United and Sciences, and serves on ment. “Her accomplishments Brown University President Ruth Simmons will deliver the income family. She attended States. While president, she the boards for Goldman extend far beyond the realm 162nd commencement address on Sunday, May 20. Dillard University in New inaugurated an engineering Se e SIMMONS, Pag e 7 Tuition rate set to increase DLH House lays out plans 4.5 percent for 2012-13 for Frat Quad occupancy by casey gould seeking to increase the number new majors and minors, with by leah buletti solidified into a more concrete Tsion Gurum and Take Five St a f f Wr i t e r of endowed scholarships and degrees now offered in fields Ne ws Ed i t o r idea spearheaded by a group Scholar Lecora Massamba — In its March meeting, the fellowships, which increasingly such as American Studies, Sparking a wide range of stu- of four students — seniors under the guidance of University Board of Trustees make a UR education accessible Business and International dent reaction, Residential Life Sharese King, Melika Butcher, Se e DOUGLASS, Pag e 7 approved a 4.5 percent raise to students who could not oth- Relations. UR has also overseen announced last month that in tuition from $41,040 to erwise afford it.” expansion in its independent two new groups will live in two $42,890 for the 2012–13 aca- To further promote the cam- study, interdepartmental and of the Academic Living Centers demic year. This decision will paign’s goal of equal opportuni- study abroad programs. on the Fraternity Quadrangle affect undergraduates in both ties for current and prospective The recent announcement — Sigma Phi Epsilon and the the College of Arts and Sci- undergraduates, UR increased remains a subject of contentious Douglass Leadership House ences and the Eastman School its budget for financial aid by 5.7 debate among UR students. (DLH) in replacement of Delta of Music. Including room and percent to $85 million. “This is sheer lunacy,” sopho- Upsilon Fraternity (DU) and board, total expenses for the “In setting tuition rates, the more Vasken Xhaxhollari said. the Community Learning coming academic year are esti- challenge is to balance issues “Jacking up tuition costs isn’t Center (CLC). mated to increase 4.4 percent of affordability and access with fostering equal access to a qual- Although the decision was from $53,160 to $55,476. issues of quality of program,” ity education — it’s deterring based on detailed proposals “Our first priority is to Senior Vice President for prospective high school seniors submitted by the groups and provide our students with Administration and Finance from applying and making reviewed by a committee an education of the highest Ronald Paprocki explained. college graduation a whole comprised of faculty, staff and quality,” UR President Joel “The University has tried to lot more difficult for current students — a process that hap- Seligman wrote in a statement. manage this balance appropri- undergraduates.” pens every three years — many “We continue to invest in in- ately by increasing financial Sophomore Justin Kallman at UR expressed puzzlement struction and the quality and aid while continuing to invest expressed his optimism and about the decision to replace breadth of the undergraduate in the quality of its academic argued that the hike in tuition CLC with DLH. academic experience and to programs. The quality of these was justified. Last spring, the discussion achieve cost efficiencies when programs will benefit its gradu- “UR is one of the leading over the possibility for a house possible. Through The Meliora ates over a lifetime.” universities in the nation for like DLH got underway after drue sokol • Ph o t o Ed i t o r Challenge campaign, which we Over the last five years UR good reason,” he said. “Even conversations at a Women of The Douglass Leadership House, organized by students and launched in October, we are has introduced more than 20 though this might mean a big- Color circle meeting, but later faculty, will house 22 students on the Frat Quad next year. ger financial burden on some students, we will be directly benefiting from state-of-the-art Three arrests made in assault facilities, a larger-sized faculty, and more opportunities for undergraduate research.” of student on footbridge Changes in tuition among the by kevin scantlen non (Shane) Austin, 18, were and grand larceny for the University’s graduate schools Contributing Wr i t e r apprehended by Rochester po- crimes. Additionally, some of are as follows: $47,210 for the Three suspects have been lice the night of Sunday, March the belongings of the victim Simon School of Business, a 4.5 arrested in connection with 25, in an empty garage on the involved in the pedestrian percent increase; $38,464 for the March 21 strong arm west side of the city of Roch- bridge robbery have been the Margaret-Warner School robbery of a UR student on ester following a suspicious recovered by police. The vic- of Education, a 4 percent in- the pedestrian bridge. The activity call. Leads regarding tim initially reported missing crease, $44,700 for the School same three suspects have also a fourth suspect are currently items such as his backpack of Medicine and Dentistry, a 3.7 been linked to the strong arm being investigated by both UR and personal items including percent increase; and $37,018 robbery of a jogger earlier Security and the Rochester a cell phone, computer, iPad for the School of Nursing, a 4 that evening in Genesee Val- Police Department. and wallet. leah buletti • Ne ws Ed i t o r percent increase. ley Park. The three suspects are now Security will continue to Tuition has been on the rise in the last six years, showing Gould is a member of Chris Rutley and Denton in custody and have been maintain and uphold a a 4.5 percent increase to $42,890 for the 2012-13 year. the class of 2014. Fraction, both 17, and Shan- charged with robbery, assault Se e ASSAULT, Pag e 7

In s i d e t h i s i s s u e : Te n n i s t a k e s ’e m d o w n i n Ce l t ic s h o w c a p t i v a t i n g Ne w s : An exclusive interview with Landsburg Pa g e 3 t r i u m p h Op i n i on s : Israel Council refutes tunnel graffiti Pa g e 9 The annual UR Celtic show, which featured BPG and Both men’s and women’s tennis detroyed the Midnight Ramblers, was a fabulous, fun time. Fe a t u r e s : ‘KONY 2012’ reverberates at UR Pa g e 10 Ithaca College. A&E: SLAP show a demonstration of passion, culture Pa g e 13 Sp o r t s : Women’s lacrosse suffers damaging defeat Pa g e 16 SPORTS: Page 15 A&E: Page 16

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The March 8 news article “Landsburg on Limbaugh incites dialogue at UR” erroneously reported that freshman Zachary Taylor participated in the protest, when, in fact, he just observed it.

The March 8 sports article “Athletes­ of the Week Ross Pedersen and Joe Prosack — Crew” erroneously reported that the duo rotated every seven and a half seconds, when in fact they rotated every seven and a half min- utes. The article also mistakenly stated that the pair’s marathon on the erg was 4,200 meters, when, in fact, it was 42,000 meters.

It i s t h e p o l i c y o f t h e Ca m p u s Ti m e s t o c o r r e c t a l l e r r o n e o u s i n f o r m a - t i o n a s q u i c k l y a s p o ss i b l e . If y o u b e l i e v e y o u h a v e a c o r r e c t i o n , p l e a s e e m a i l e d i t o r @c a m p u s t i m e s .o r g . Th i s We e k o n Ca m p u s Thursday Ma r c h 29 ASL Club Presents: CJ Jones 7 - 9:30 p.m., Ho y t Au d i t o r i u m American Sign Language comedian CJ Jones will deliver a show that both deaf and hearing audiences can enjoy. The performance will include inventive, visual storytell- ing and will be voice interpreted. Tickets, which can be purchased at the Common Market, are $3 for UR undergraduates, $6 for the UR community and $12 for the general public. junNe park • Ph o t o Ed i t o r Free Screening: ‘Charlie Bartlett’ students SWing to the Beat at ‘savor the dance’ 7:15 p.m., De w e y 1-101 Senior Audrey Kelly and junior Scott Lucchini performed a dance number on Sunday, March 25 as a part of As part of an Active Minds film series, Active Minds, UR Cinema Group, the “Savor the Dance,” a performance show choreographed and sponsored by Radiance Dance Theater. University Counseling Center and the UHS Health Promotion Office will sponsor a free screening of “Charlie Bartlett.” Directed by Jon Poll and starring Anton Yelchin as Charlie, the film revolves around a child who goes to a new school and begins Se c u r i t y Up d a t e to dispense prescription drugs and therapeutic advice in an effort to gain popularity. After the screening, there will be a short panel discussion about mental illness and Stripping student apprehended the abuse of prescription drugs in the school environment. By leah buletti hang the pictures in their rooms. Numbness in hands, feet be- Ne w s Ed i t o r Security collected the contraband falls student Friday 1. On Thursday, March 22, at 11:56 to return to the Warner School. Ma r c h 30 p.m., an individual was observed 6. Security responded to a student via CCTV walking through River Student suffers allergy attack reportedly feeling ill on the second DA Palo Seco: Flamenco con Tres Lot wearing only a T-shirt and a from restaurant food floor of Hylan Hall on Thursday, 7:30 - 9 p.m., Sp u r r i e r Da n c e St u d i o baseball cap. March 22, at 5:11 p.m. According to A New York-based flamenco dance company, Palo Seco, will host a show filled with Responding officers were told that 4. On Saturday, March 24, at 3:47 Lafferty, the student was experienc- music and dance, featuring three artists: dancer Rebeca Tomas, vocalist Sol “la Ar- the individual got into an occupied p.m., a student was transported from ing numbness in her hands and feet. genitinita” and guitarist Cristian Puig. This performance will showcase both modern vehicle in the lot. They located the University Health Services to the She was transported to the Strong and conventional forms of the traditional Spanish art of flamenco. Tickets , which can vehicle and told the occupants to step Strong Memorial Hospital Emer- Memorial Hospital Emergency be purchased at the Common Market, are $5 for UR undergraduates and $10 for the out, at which point the individual in gency Department for care. The Department for further evaluation general public. For more information, visit rochester.edu/college/dance/events. question exited the car holding his student was experiencing an allergic and care. shorts, which he then put on, claim- reaction to food he had consumed D’Motions Mixin’ It Up ing the incident had been a “stupid earlier at an off campus restaurant, Tennis nets violently slashed 8 p.m., St r o n g Au d i t o r i u m prank,” according to UR Security Lafferty said. D’Motions, UR’s hip-hop dance group, will host their annual spring show, which will be Investigator Daniel Lafferty. 7. Between 2:30 p.m. on Friday, completely student-run and choreographed. Tickets can be purchased at the Common Security identified the individual Trespasser told to depart UR March 23 and 7:50 a.m. on Monday, Market and are $7 for UR undergraduates and $10 for the general public. as a student, warned him and released March 26, an unknown person or him without further incident. 5. An individual who was found to persons slashed four of the window have no affiliation with the University screenings around the tennis courts Saturday was in the courtyard area at the Miller Repeat lurker banned again adjacent to Wilson North Lot, Laf- Ma r c h 31 Center of the Eastman School of Music ferty said. 2. On Monday, March 27, at 6:50 on Saturday, March 24, at 9:24 a.m. Buletti is a member of The Vagina Monologues p.m., Security was called to Susan He was warned, issued a ban form the class of 2013. 8 - 10 p.m., Hu b b e l l Au d i t o r i u m , Hu t c h i s o n Ha l l B. Anthony Halls for the report of and departed the premises without Information provided Women’s Caucus presents “The Vagina Monologues,” a play which celebrates the an unauthorized individual in the further incident, Lafferty said. by UR Security. strength and sexuality of women. This performance is made up of student actors and area. The individual was eventually is being performed to support V-Day, a global movement which strives to end violence located and found to be a terminated 1 against females. Tickets can be purchased at the Common Market and are $5 for UR contract employee. undergraduates and $7 for the UR community. According to Lafferty, the intruder 5 has had two previous run-ins with Strong Jugglers: ‘On the Road Again’ Security. He was warned, issued 7 8 - 10 p.m., Ma y Ro o m , Wi l s o n Co mm o n s Eastman Music School UR Medical Center a ban form and departed campus Come watch the Strong Jugglers’ 17th annual spring show, “On the Road Again,” without further incident. which will feature student performers, with entertainment such as juggling. This year’s show follows a dysfunctional family on a road trip as they face various challenges along Artwork thieves halted in the way. Tickets, which can be purchased at the Common Market, are $4 for UR undergraduates and $5 for the general public. their footsteps 2 4 3. On Sunday, March 25, at 5:10 Riverview Complex a.m., an officer patrolling campus Monday observed three individuals exit the Ap r i l 2 Warner School area in Dewey Hall and proceed into a tunnel. Two of Warner School Speaker: David Bloome the individuals were carrying framed 4 - 5 p.m., Ri v e r Ro o m , In t e r f a i t h Ch a p e l pictures and the third was carrying 3 used paint rollers. Ohio State University professor David Bloome will give a talk entitled “Reading According to Laffery, the three 6 Comprehension as Intertextual Practice: An Ethnographic Perspective.” Bloome will were identified as students and discuss his belief that reading comprehension can be viewed as intertextual practice. admitted to taking the items from This event is free and open to the public. a break room in the Warner School. The students, who were warned and Please email calendar submissions to released, claimed they intended to [email protected]. Thursday, March 29, 2012 NEWS Page 5 Following campus outcry, Landsburg defends position By leah buletti differently to be more clear? an epithet. Ne ws Ed i t o r I thought I was very precise in Do you think you bear any re- On Wednesday, March 7, UR Presi- what I was and what I was not call- sponsibility for what happened dent Joel Seligman issued a state- ing a spot-on analogy. I’m not aware at UR by the way that you ment to the University condemning of a lot of misreadings. worded this original post? a blog post written by Economics I don’t have access to all the ways Professor Steven Landsburg on the This is the part of the sentence that people read it. I think it was national controversy surrounding that follows from what you deem pretty clear. My impression was that Rush Limbaugh’s charged remarks the “spot-on analogy”: “If I can most of the people who were unhappy about Georgetown University stu- reasonably be required to pay for simply hadn’t read [my post]. dent Sandra Fluke. someone else’s sex life (absent Despite Landsburg following up any argument about externali- Why did you choose to bring on his original post in two more blog ties or other market failures), Limbaugh into it at all? Why not posts on the subject, confusion and then I can reasonably demand make your economic arguments erroneous assumptions on the inten- to share in the benefits.” The ‘if, without referencing him? Co u r t e s y o f r o c h e s t e r .y nn .c o m tion and meaning of Landsburg’s then’ premise of this statement It was in the news and, as I’m sure In an interview, Professor Steve Landsburg defended his economic analysis original post lingered at UR in the makes it a conditional statement, you know, it draws readers in to write of Sandra Fluke and expressed no remorse about his choice of words. aftermath of Seligman’s statement not an analogy. What, then, were about things that are in the news. I did try to make an argument. those who are particularly worked and the silent protest that transpired you referring to as the “spot- thought he had made a good point Did he respond to the email you up about the issue of respect. I mean in Landsburg’s ECO 108 class. on analogy,” if not Limbaugh’s and I wanted to say that. sent to him following his state- we care about respect, we care about In an exclusive interview with the labeling Fluke a slut? ment, which you then posted on solving the problems of poverty, pol- Campus Times, Landsburg defended I take it as an analogy in that if Do you think Seligman misread your blog? lution. It’s the crowd of people who his choice of words and original posi- you’re going to require me to do this, your post? No, as a matter of fact he responded are particularly worked up about this tion in the post, standing by his eco- then I’m going require you to do that. He certainly misread it. to a lot of other emails but he didn’t issue at this moment to the exclu- nomic analysis of Fluke’s testimony Let’s do an analogy to the analogy. If respond to mine, which I thought sion of other issues. I thought Rush and declining to provide specifics somebody made a case that I ought What part did he misread? was pretty classless. Limbaugh had been very disrespect- on his own views of what should to buy a car, then I could easily see Among other things, he said that ful to this woman and she had been and should not be subsidized in the myself coming back with, “Well if I was disdainful of everyone who dis- You wrote in your blog, “But very disrespectful to her audience. national health care debate. you’re going to force me to buy a car, agreed with me — I forget his exact whether or not he chose the It’s hard for me to understand why then I’m going to force you to drive wording — but he said I used the right word, what I just don’t get your whole issue could be respect If one had to read your origi- me around.” phrase “contraceptive sponges” for is why the pro-respect crowd when you have these two extremely nal blog post several times to everyone who disagreed with me. That is aiming all its fire at Rush.” disrespectful people. understand that the “spot-on Would you agree that the most wasn’t true. I used it very explicitly I was not aware that there was analogy” you agree with was not controversial part of Lim- for people who demanded a particular an anti-respect crowd. Do you What about Fluke’s testimony did Limbaugh’s labeling her a “slut,” baugh’s remarks was his com- policy decision without making any consider yourself part of it if you think was disrespectful? then do you think you could have parison of her to a slut? argument. And I very explicitly did there is? She was demanding money worded this part of your blog post Yes. But slut is not an analogy, it’s not apply that [term] to anyone who By the pro-respect crowd, I mean See LANDSBURG, Page 6 Humanities symposium planned to expand curriculum By antoinette ena johnson are also on the table. History Professor Richard Kaeu- programs and often times the hu- Ferrari is a Rochester native and St a f f Wr i t e r The symposium will also offer half- per said. “Having world-renowned manities seem underrepresented.” graduate from the College of Arts and A one million dollar endowment or full-semester long courses designed scholars will boost interest as well “People gloss over them because Sciences in 1970 with a bachelor’s has been given to the College of Arts, to bring a “wide variety of humanistic as give recognition to how important they aren’t as research based,” degree in science cum laude, and a Sciences and Engineering by UR inquiry to a broad cross-section of the the humanities are to students and Olufemi Watson, a health and medical graduate from the School of Medicine Alumnus and Trustee Bernard T. Fer- undergraduate population” Dean the university. To students this is a communications interdepartmen- and Dentistry with a medical degree rari and his wife Linda Gaddis Ferrari Dipiero said. validation of their studies.” tal major, said. “Nine times in 1974. He serves the University as a for a yearly humanities symposium This semester, nine faculty mem- “It’s one of the banes of be- out of ten no one is giving trustee and a member of the Meliora and related curricula. bers are participating in “The Art ing a humanities major donations to them. This Challenge Campaign Cabinet. “The symposia allows us to expand and Science of Time,” a series of that I have sort of ac- was the perfect avenue Ferrari and his wife are also Char- on the research and teaching that classes in conjunction with the inau- cepted,” said senior and to generate new en- ter Members of the George Eastman UR faculty do, enabling us to bring gural visit of Anthony Grafton, the American History and thusiasm for the Circle. to campus experts in fields of interest Henry Putnam Professor of History literature double major humanities both “The study of the humanities to the broader community,” Dean for at Princeton University, who gave Nicole St. James said. within the stu- provides people with the ability to Humanities and Interdisciplinary the keynote lecture entitled “Maps “UR is well-known dent body and appreciate beauty and better ap- Studies Thomas Dipiero said. of Time: Science, Scholarship, and for its top-notch “The the faulty.” preciate life,” Farrari, who first took Set to feature public talks from History in Early Modern Europe” in science symposium interest in the arts when he took a visiting scholars with a focus on the the Carlson-Hawkins Room in Rush course in Medieval and Renaissance 14th to 17th century humanistic Rhees Library on March 21. will also offer ... era architecture and art, said. “The thought, the symposium hopes to “He lent us his experience as a ‘wide-variety arts have relevance to solving today’s bring a greater appreciation to the the past president of the American problems when that knowledge is beauty of art, literature and history. Historical Association, and he shared of humanistic brought together with science and The symposia will take place annually his thoughts on the future of gradu- inquiry.’” other disciplines.” and will consist of several events, with ate education in the humanities,” He added that art helped to keep the next one set to take place in the Dipiero said. him grounded through his rigorous spring semester of 2013. Talks of hav- “[The symposium] is a catalyst to studies in science and medicine. ing them span throughout a semester the work we do and shows significant Johnson is a member of julia sklar • Pr e s e n t a t i o n Ed i t o r and possibly the entire academic year progress in in humanistic studies,” the class of 2013. Multi-disciplinary grant to help bridge gap between fields By abigail fagan experiences, the Gabrellians’ have “Economic history deals with the economics, and history.” to this way of understanding the real St a f f Wr i t e r experienced the relationship between real process of development, and He fully supports multidisciplinary world.” Two significant grants have been the public and private sectors ­— a this process results in governmen- forms of study and believes that it Ani Gabrellian reiterates this endowed by the prominent Rochester relationship that the couple believes tal policies,” he said. “There is no is “very helpful if you can expose belief. alumni, Ani and Mark Gabrellian. needs to be strengthened. They pro- real separation between politics, students at the undergraduate level See ENDOW, Page 7 One grant establishes a multidisci- pose that the gap between the sectors plinary professorship to research solu- stems from the fact that each branch tions to current problems in the global does not fully understand how the political and economic landscape. The other functions. second is for exceptional high school “We saw how important it is for seniors to be used during their under- people in government and business to graduate academic experience. come up with a more efficient way to The $1.5 million multidisciplinary work together,” Ani Gabrellian said. professorship stems from the Gabrel- The Gabrellians hope that studying lians’ own interests and experiences. the combined fields of business, eco- Mark Gabrellian majored in political nomics, international relations and science and history, while Ani studied history will help better understand political science and economics. Fol- the overlap between these two fields lowing their undergraduate education and ultimately implement solutions the two went on to obtain professional to overreaching economic and politi- degrees, in law for Mark and business cal problems. for Ani. Both began working in the This view is shared by Economic public sector and eventually went History Professor Joseph Inikori. He on to establish their own private real believes that the disciplines included estate development and management in the professorship are separated for company, Gabrellian Associates. convenience by universities, but that in Through their diverse employment the real world they are intertwined. Use Before June 30, 2012 Page 6 NEWS Thursday, March 29, 2012 Digital dominance: Gannett changes hit UR readers By jason silverstein an e-newspaper for tablet readers and frequently mentioned issue UR somewhere, she “expects to care” more reservations about the D&C’s plan, Se n i o r St a f f a limit on the number of free articles students had about the D&C’s plan: about local news. For now, though, it’s students still acknowledge that it is Students today tend to be more that non-subscribers can access on- As students, they do not feel invested not a concern for her. a fair adjustment to the digital age, wired-in and tech-savvy than ever, but line. He said that these changes will enough in the community at large to “Occasionally [UR] sends out news, and is likely to succeed in the larger Rochester’s only daily newspaper has be coming around May 1, but specific pay for local news. typically about the University, so I Rochester community. hardly fully experience the benefits of details about the subscription mod- “I’ll be moving out of the area in guess that’s how I would get my local “National news organizations will this new technology. els — such as the rate increases for May, so I wouldn’t be willing to pay news,” she said. “But as a student, it’s never cover the stories here,” senior Last month, Gannett Co. Inc. — the current subscribers and the number for online access at this point,” senior not even worth it to me [to pay for local Nate Novosel said. “Students don’t Rochester-founded, Virginia-based of free articles that non-subscribers Stephen Huber said. Huber noted news], because I’ve got so much else read much — which is unfortunate, media company that owns the Roch- will be able to access — have yet to that if the D&C had implemented on my mind.” really — because there’s so many ester Democrat and Chronicle, USA be announced. this plan several years ago, he “would Senior Annie Modica, a native ways to get free news. But even if Today and over 80 other newspapers At UR, these changes have been have considered paying up to a few Rochester resident, said she reads the [the D&C] isn’t crucial to me, as an nationwide — announced that its met with a mixed reaction from dollars per month...to have unlimited print edition of the D&C whenever outsider, it’s important for people [in newspapers would soon switch to students — who arguably represent access.” she is home and has its news app on Rochester] to keep up with.” a new business model that charges the readership most likely to rely on Junior Dana Belles said that her iPhone. Nonetheless, she said that Senior Conor McMahon said he does readers for access to digital content. mobile apps, e-newspapers and the once she graduates from college and the D&C “isn’t so crucial to me” that not know if he plans to subscribe to Gannett CEO Gracia Martona said Internet for news. settles down she would pay for online access, as she the D&C online, but thinks it’s “totally at an investors’ meeting in February “An absolutely informal survey “can get the news in other ways.” She fair” for the paper to expect readers to that, by 2013, the new model is ex- of my students would sug- added that while the D&C do so. “As one of our distinguished UR pected to add $100 million in revenue gest that they aren’t “is an important pa- professors controversially pointed out, for the company, which has laid off willing to pay for per in the Rochester it’s foolish to expect a service without hundreds of employees in the past Rochester content area,” it faces the paying for it,” he said. two years alone. ... though most natural struggle of Huber also said that it’s “fair” for On March 17, President and Pub- of them are simply not appeal- the D&C to charge readers for content, lisher of Democrat and Chronicle Me- not from this ing to a readership and noted that, while readers might dia Group Michael G. Kane published area,” English as broad as newspa- be upset with the plan now, the D&C a statement on the D&C’s website, ex- professor Jim pers like The New is simply following a necessary trend. plaining what this new business model Memmott, who York Times and “I think the move is more telling for entails for the paper. “Our current served as manag- USA Today, which the future of the newspaper industry business model — based primarily on ing editor and a have successfully nationwide, rather than just for the print distribution — is essentially the senior editor at introduced digital future of the D&C,” he said. “There same as it was in 1833,” Kane wrote. the D&C for 18 products and on- will be resistance to the system at first, “That does not make sense and it is years, said. line subscription but the entire industry is in the middle not sustainable.” Memmott’s models. of a fundamental transformation.” Kane gave a broad overview of what comment touch- However, de- Silverstein is a member of readers can expect: new mobile apps, es on the most julia sklar • Pr e s e n t a t i o n Ed i t o r spite their personal the class of 2013. New digital media studies major explained, In Ro c h e s t e r Bodies found in Genesee identified building starts to take concrete shape as missing brothers Two bodies found one mile by melissa goldin media literate ... it also makes you One of the aspects of the building curring in the building as he or she apart in the Genesee River on Ed i t o r -i n -Ch i e f very [conversant] and it enables that was stressed at the forum was walks up it. Tuesday, March 20 — one near Students, staff and faculty dis- you to think very critically about its attention to openness. Those “We really feel that it’s going the Elmwood Avenue Bridge over cussed the plans and possibilities for media,” DiPiero explained. in the building will be able to see to the general movement within the Genesee River and one about the future Media Arts & Innovation The decision of whether or not other areas of the structure from campus,” Fernandez said. one mile down the river near Center, for which ground is to be there will be a minor or master’s where they are working and those Those who attended the forum Fauver Stadium — were identi- broken this coming June and will be program is still up in the air, but ac- outside will have the ability to look were encouraged to provide input fied by police as David King, 54, located off of the back of Morey Hall cording to DiPiero, this is a unique in, although blackout curtains will on the current plans and ideas for and his brother, Michael King, 46. next to Wilson Commons, at an open program that cannot be available if anything they want to see in the They were found by a helicopter forum on Tuesday, March 27. be found at many there is a need for building. doing a routine search for bodies Dean for Humanities and In- other schools. “This building more privacy. One student commented that it in the area and were covered in terdisciplinary Studies Thomas The building itself “This building should not be too visually loud, as debris. Dipiero, who presented information will be three floors and was designed to was designed to he believes that this is a feature of The two brothers, of Batavia, about the building and facilitated open 24/7. The first will foster as much foster as much Gleason Library that some students were reported missing in Febru- subsequent conversation along with consist of an engineer- interaction and complain about, and that it should ary and were last seen by a third Jose Fernandez, Executive Director ing fabrication lab, interaction and engagement as take a more traditional design route. brother, Daniel King. State police of Campus Planning, Design and restricted areas which engagement as possible,” DiPi- Other forum attendees brought up say that Daniel King drove the Construction Management, began will house machinery possible.” ero noted. concerns about event scheduling brothers to reclaim their vehicle by explaining a new digital studies and large areas in In addition to and who will be able to use the parked on I-390 after David King major for which students will be able building’s resources and what kind left it there following a reckless which students will — Dean Thomas this increased to begin taking classes for in the fall. be able to construct Dipiero communication of security precautions will be taken driving incident that sent him to The program, which DiPiero classi- projects. The second within the build- to protect the equipment in the the hospital. The two brothers fied as being half arts and humani- will feature an open, ing, it seems structure, among other potential jumped over the barrier between ties, half sciences and engineering, configurable space for as though the issues. the northbound and southbound has four components — introduc- both collaborative and individual structure will also create a sense Overall, it appears that UR’s lanes to reach the vehicle. The tory courses, production-level work and the third will include re- of connection in its physical sur- ultimate goal is to create a practi- two lanes are on separate bridges courses, advanced media history cording and post-production studios, roundings. For example, there cal space. and have a gap between them in and theory courses and a capstone as well as senior class design labs. will be a staircase connecting the “We want this building to be which it would be possible to fall component, a year-long endeavor This new structure will also enable Eastman Quadrangle with Wilson used,” DiPiero said. 100 feet. to build a media object. Morey to have elevator access for Quadrangle from which one will Goldin is a member of Leah Buletti is a member of “Not only does it make you very the first time. be able to look at the activity oc- the class of 2013. the class of 2013. Landsburg: Own views on health care debate not relevant to Fluke analysis

Co n t i n u e d f r o m Pa g e 5 for a transfer of resources from a can be seen in this line from vitamins … that doesn’t prove that covered by health care? from other people. That’s always bunch of people she cares less about your blog post: “The fact that other people should pay for it. If To a very large extent, I don’t disrespectful. She was demanding to a bunch of people she cares more something is good is not enough you’ve got the time to make your case know what should be covered by money from other people without about. If you came up to me and de- to prove that it should be cov- on something like this, it seems that health care. I don’t want to make giving them any reason. manded $100 for your family, that’s as ered by insurance.” Where do it is incumbent on you to explain why the rules for what should be covered disrespectful as what happened here. you personally draw the line this is one of the cases why people by health care. I want insurers, And you think that’s on the It seems to me that here you have two and where do you personally ought to contribute to the costs. patients and employers if they’re same plane as calling someone disrespectful people. I’m surprised believe a subsidy is justified? There are all kinds of arguments involved to make decisions among a slut? that all of the ire was directed at one That’s an incredibly complicated that you can make and to be given themselves. I don’t want to be decid- I think it’s roughly as disrespect- of them and not the other. question. There’s a lot to be said that opportunity and to choose not ing what should be subsidized and ful, yes. It’s like if you walked up to about it. In the amount of time that to make any of them is profoundly I particularly don’t want the gov- someone on the street and demanded So you think some of it should Sandra Fluke had to testify, she disrespectful to your audience. ernment to be deciding. I want the $100. have been directed at who? could not have possibly addressed insurers to know what’s important At Sandra Fluke, who was also that question in full but she could You personally don’t think that to them, the insured people to know You call Fluke “entitled” in your extremely disrespectful. have said something useful. birth control is an important what’s important to them. I want post when much of her testi- thing that should be subsidized? the people who are affected by this mony was talking about other It was directed at her, was it That’s what bothers you — Where do you draw the line? to be figuring out among themselves people that she knew and their not? that she chose to say nothing I think it’s an important thing. what should be subsidized. stories. What made you choose But more of it was directed at useful? It doesn’t follow that it should be For an extended interview, visit to say that she is entitled? Rush Limbaugh, in my opinion. Anybody can stand up and say subsidized. www.campustimes.org. She was arguing about people she that it’d be good for me and my Buletti is a member of happens to care about. She’s arguing I think the heart of the matter parents to have more milk or more What do you think should be the class of 2013. Page 7 NEWS Thursday, March 29, 2012 Douglass: House aims to build academically, socially strong campus leaders Co n t i n u e d f r o m Pa g e 3 American culture, history, politics and is the balance between schoolwork Union (BSU) and Spanish and Latino DLH could really prepare students for Political Science Professor Valeria Diasporic roots.” and leadership. She hopes that DLH Students’ Association (SALSA) often the real world,” Girum said. Sinclair-Chapman and Academic DLH gathered signatures in the fall can foster a network of support where seem exclusive, so having a place like Freshman Amber-Danielle Baldie, Program Coordinator for Minority at a wide variety of campus groups students help each other become lead- the DLH where group programs could who will be president of DLH next Student Affairs Sasha Eloi. and solicited support from alumni ers academically and socially. originate from would create a feeling year, was involved with the planning Some motivation for the house in various ways, in addition to gath- Butcher said that one challenge she of integration. process of the house from the begin- stemmed from the fact that many ering support from the Rochester foresees, but hopes does not come to “We exist in a bubble and we don’t ning. Baldie, who is the freshman other Universities have similar houses community. pass, is tension because of the house’s want to,” she said. “There are all these representation of BSU, played an that have been on their campuses “We knew the organization location on the frat quad. groups but they’re not united, which integral role in bringing the idea of since the 1970s. Motivation also came couldn’t survive if there wasn’t a “I hope it will be an opportunity defeats the purpose.” DLH to BSU and to her friends in from a desire to create a place that broad appeal and student interest,” to grow and bring the campus to- She added that she wants to change its initial stages. fostered a sense of belonging after Sinclair-Chapman said. the feelings of some minority students Baldie said that she originally had the events in January 2011 between She emphasized that the assump- that they do not fit in, as she believes some reservations about living in Jeffrey Bordeaux, Jr. and Daren tion that the housing will be just for “We want to be this feeling perpetuates segregation. the house and worried that it might Venable. blacks is entirely erroneous. seen, accepted While overall she describes her time further segregate campus, but decided “Unfortunately, there was a nega- “We want to be very clear about at UR as a “wonderful experience,” that since DLH is stressing the fact tive response to [Bordeaux’s] death the housing being open to the entire and considered she said that occasional undertones that the house is welcome to anyone that led to many feeling unwelcome student body,” she said. “We want to a part of the and incidents of “micro-aggression” on campus and all minority groups on the Frat Quad,” Massamba said. continue the mission of the University have been unsettling at times. that even if it does tend to house one “We wanted to have a place where we by re-emphasizing that the black ex- campus too.” “When you experience a negative group more than others, ultimately included ourselves and also invited periences is so big and contains such reaction to your skin color, you feel DLH made every effort to welcome people to become a part of us.” a diversity of thought and experience — Melika Butcher ’12 like it’s everywhere, even if that’s not all groups equally. The planning process for DLH that it is not an exclusive house by true,” she said, describing an incident On a personal level, Baldie said that focused on four different project any means.” gether,” she said. “Visibility is really in which students made racial com- the high school she came from was areas: leadership models; conflict DLH will also have a GPA require- important to us. We want to be seen, ments to her at a Frat Quad party diverse but segregated and that she resolution; community involvement ment. It plans to calculate a group accepted and considered a part of the and how she has, at times, felt that has always been looking for a group and outreach; and education through GPA to further motivate occupants campus too.” her answers to questions posed to of people to be able to relate to after the arts. Each of these four areas was and foster collaborative support, Sinclair-Chapman agreed and said her while working in the library have this experience, especially after her led by one of the four seniors and will while still balancing academics with that a location on the frat quad will not been taken seriously, potentially early experiences at UR seemed to be passed on to students living in the a social aspect. foster collaborations between dif- because of her skin color. bode for a similar experience, until house next year. “We want to set a standard for ferent campus groups because the Girum, who is the Business Manag- she got more involved. In its mission statement, DLH de- leaders and also watch how the GPA location is accessible and visible. er of BSU, added that one benefit she “I’m so proud of these girls and what scribes its purpose is to “create an en- increases over the years,” Butcher Massamba, who is the president sees in the house is the ways it could they did,” she said. “It’s something gaged intellectual community where said. “The house is really about of the Minority Students Advisory expand opportunities in networking that’s never been done before and students of diverse backgrounds can progression.” Board (MSAB), an umbrella group and other resources at UR that she I’m really excited to take on what come together in a supportive envi- King, who is Vice President of BSU, for campus diversity organizations, thinks many are simply not aware of. they did.” ronment to nurture their leadership said that what has made her experi- said that she has often felt that di- “A lot of people don’t know about these Buletti is a member of skills and to learn more about African- ence at UR enjoyable and meaningful versity groups like Black Students resources, so I think in that way that the class of 2013. Simmons: Leader in higher education who rose from humble origins to speak Co n t i n u e d f r o m Pa g e 3 Simmons’ commencement address during her presidency. having opportunities to achieve in and senior Bradley Halpern, who, Sachs, Texas Instruments and the will coincide with a transitional mo- Director of the Susan B. Anthony the first place,” Meconi said. along with senior and Class of 2012 Howard University Board of Trust- ment in her own life: Last fall, she Institute for Gender and Women’s She added that Simmons’ educa- Class Council president Lucas Piazza, ees. In her first year at Brown, Time announced that she would be stepping Studies and Professor of Music Honey tion was made possible by many was not involved with the selection of magazine named her as America’s best down from the presidency in June, Meconi said she considers Simmons an things, including the financial sup- this year’s commencement speaker. college president. In 2009, President when Brown’s current academic “inspiring role model for both women port of those who gave generously to “I’m excited to have such a dis- Barack Obama appointed her to the year ends. In a statement to Brown and men,” especially considering that prevent poverty from “being a barrier tinguished academic,” Halpern said. President’s Commission on White University, Simmons said she would she went from an “extremely humble to the gifted.” “I’m looking forward to hearing her House Fellowships. go on leave to “take up projects that background” to the presidency of an “This kind of support is certainly thoughts and wisdoms. What I care This month, Bloomberg News have been on hold for too long,” but Ivy League university. something we are trying to provide at about far more than name recognition reported that President Obama consid- will ultimately return to Brown as a “Her life story also demonstrates UR as well,” she said. “I think Sim- is hearing what she has to say.” ered Simmons as a prospective nomi- professor of comparative literature that success comes not only from mons is a wonderful choice.” Silverstein is a member of nee for president of World Bank. and Africana, a position she held individual achievement, but from Students’ Association president the class of 2013. Endow: Alumni give back Co n t i n u e d f r o m Pa g e 5 the American political science “We believe the challenges facing courses and wanting to explore the Continuing Student Scholarships society now and in the future will historical aspect as well. increasingly require analytical and The multidisciplinary approach problem solving approaches that has proven successful. transcend individual disciplines,” she “The interdepartmental major 7KH2IŰFHRI$GPLVVLRQVLVSURXGWRDQQRXQFHLWV\HDUO\ said. “Moreover, we recognize that allows me to take the courses that there is increasing interest among are most interesting to me from VFKRODUVKLSVIRUUHWXUQLQJXQGHUJUDGXDWHVWXGHQWVWKHContinuing academics and prospective students both majors, while also providing Student ScholarshipWKHJames A. Chin Memorial Award, in multidisciplinary scholarship and a broader academic background,” teaching.” Berrin-Reinstein. WKHJeremy L. 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KWWSHQUROOPHQWURFKHVWHUHGXDGPLVVLRQVUHVSGIFRQWLQXLQJBVFKRODUVKLSSGI design this major because she found Fagan is a member of herself gravitating primarily toward the class of 2014. James A. Chin, Jr. Memorial Award Assault: Patrols increasing KWWSHQUROOPHQWURFKHVWHUHGXDGPLVVLRQVUHVSGIFKLQDZDUGSGI Co n t i n u e d f r o m Pa g e 3 also pointed out that the events of stronger uniformed presence on last week were crimes of opportu- Jeremy L. Glick Memorial Scholarship campus until the investigation nity; because they are spontane- KWWSHQUROOPHQWURFKHVWHUHGXDGPLVVLRQVUHVSGIJOLFNDZDUGSGI comes to a close. This includes ous, rather than planned crimes, increased patrolling around the it is more difficult to both predict area of the pedestrian bridge, both and protect against them. Dante Scholarship Program on the campus side and Plymouth Lafferty believes that the KWWSZZZLZFFLQFRUJVFKRODUVKLSGDQWHVFKRODUVKLSKWPO Avenue side. According to UR combination of increased patrols Security Investigator Daniel Laf- around the bridge coupled with ferty, the investigation will remain heightened awareness among the open until the fourth suspect is student population should help arrested. to limit crimes of this nature. According to Lafferty, there has Students are advised, as before, been some discussion surround- to report any suspicious activity ing the possibility of increased to Security and walk in groups, Security initiatives in the coming especially after dark. months, but no additional action Scantlen is a member of EVER BETTER has been taken yet. Lafferty has the class of 2015. MELIORA | Op i n i o n s

Page 8 Thursday, March 29, 2012 EDITORIAL BOARD Minutes take weeks Alumni access anemia In an effort to foster transparency in its organization, the Students’ Association pro- Despite the fact that the University’s Office of the Bursar openly breaks down what a stu- vides transcribed minutes from each Senate meeting on its website (sa.rochester.edu). dent’s tuition covers in its “Schedule of Charges,” there are some unlisted benefits that should Additionally, senate meetings are held every Monday night at 9 p.m. and are open to the come with paying to attend a private university. One such benefit is inclusion into a widespread entire University community. network of Yellowjacket alumni. Yet, at a school that currently markets its perceived value at Since many students have conflicting commitments, these meetings often suffer from more than $50,000 a year, this network remains largely elusive for current students. poor attendance. For those with busy schedules, a brief summary of the salient details is Currently, there is no readily accessible database that the University can offer to students often preferable to attending the entire meeting. By posting the minutes online, the SA who are seeking to make connections with future employers or internship supervisors over theoretically offers a convenient alternative to these meetings for interested members of a mutual affection for the colors blue and yellow. This is a shame, considering the success the campus community who hope to keep apprised of the SA’s actions. that many UR graduates achieve. In practice, there is unfortunately a significant lag between when Senate meetings occur While undergraduates can visit the Gwen M. Greene Career & Internship Center for and when the minutes are finally posted, spanning a period of up to two weeks. support in contacting alumni, it can be difficult and unnecessarily time consuming to Some delay is, of course, understandable; the busy individuals responsible for writing acquire an appointment. And, even then, such appointments often deliver varied results up the minutes have numerous other responsibilities and might need a few days following — some students are readily granted a list of alumni to contact about their career goals the meeting to transcribe and edit them. There is no reason, however, why minutes should while other students receive no such service. not be posted before the next meeting has already passed. After a certain point, further Additionally, there is also a service called “Rochester Alumni Exchange,” which aims to connect procrastination becomes simply unreasonable. students and alumni, but it is extremely difficult to find on the University’s website and — once By the time the information contained in the minutes reaches the student body, much located — displays the following error message when students attempt to access it: “Oops! Our of the discussion is already irrelevant and closed. Most students do not want to read records indicate you have not yet received training to access the student features of the Rochester antiquated debates that have long since been resolved. When they are still timely, the Alumni Exchange.” While this unspecified training may be necessary for some services, simple topics covered at these Senate meetings are directly pertinent to students’ day-to-day access to alumni contact information should not require an elaborate tutorial. lives at UR. However, belabored delays can counterproductively interfere with the SA’s In short, as the system currently stands, undergraduates must jump through an inordinate efforts at transparency — students reading outdated minutes will be dissuaded from number of hoops to gain access to a helpful network — a service that should be offered for future participation. simply being enrolled at UR. This problem could be resolved by consolidating the information Many organizations, in addition to individual students, rely on the information covered of alumni who are willing to be contacted for career advice; putting this database in plain in SA meetings, and they can also be inconvenienced or hindered by the lag time. For ex- sight on the website; and merely requiring a NetID and password for access. ample, crucial decisions like funding for student groups are publicized in these documents. Such information would be far more valuable and practical if it were published in the The above two editorials are published with the express consent of a majority of the editorial board, which consists of Melissa Goldin (Editor-in-Chief), Jonathan Raybin (Opinions Editor), Julia Sklar immediate aftermath of the decision. (Presentation Editor), Cheryl Seligman (Features Editor) and Leah Buletti (News Editor). The Ed- A grace period of a few days following the Senate meetings before the minutes are itor-in-Chief and the Editorial Board make themselves available to the UR community’s ideas and posted would be acceptable; a period of one or two weeks, however, is not. concerns. Email [email protected]. Editorial Observer Ad a m Free speech on campus has limitations On d o Over the past few weeks, two (ECO 108) lecture when it began at which time the protesters dispersed. In the tunnels incident, anony- • egregious violations of the “time, 2 p.m. Landsburg, in an attempt to This protest effectively stole 30 mous statements reading “Zionism Sp o r t s manner and place restrictions” avoid trouble, had to take the time minutes of a lecture that students is terrorism and imperialism,” Ed i t o r placed on free speech have occurred at the start of class to call Security. paid to attend and needed to hear were written on walls off-limits to on our campus. In the first inci- At 2:50 p.m., fliers were distributed if they wanted to understand the student groups and over walls that sion or semester-long academic dent — which occurred on March to students and the disruptors material on their tests. According had already been painted by legiti- probation would send the message 7 — protesters disrupted a lecture decided to stand “silently, shoulder- to College Board, it costs $5,136 for mate student groups. This affected that behavior of this sort will not be given by Economics Professor Ste- to-shoulder in front of the class” four credit hours at UR. There are student groups in a detrimental tolerated, as it affects students in a ven Landsburg. This action was between the professor and the around 24 lectures and 12 recita- way. For example, Sigma Delta Tau negative manner. essentially theft, as it stole lecture students. tions in ECO 108, so assuming the sorority, whose art was vandalized, Students attend lectures to be time purchased with tuition money The manner of their protest was $5,136 covers all 36 class periods lost the benefits they should have instructed in the material that they by the students. On March 21, well planned, but the time and place evenly, one lecture costs around reaped from the labor they put into are paying to learn, so some action the painted tunnel and the tunnel were not proper. The protesters did $142. This means 30 minutes of their work. should be taken to ensure that below Bausch & Lomb Hall were not disperse after a school official that lecture costs each student I suggest using restrictions on dis- lectures are not interrupted by stu- defaced with anti-Israeli statements. walked over and started a conversa- approximately $57 and in this case ruptive actions found in the Student dents from other courses who think This was not only cowardly, but an tion with them in an attempt to see they did not get their $57 worth Code of Conduct to prevent protests that disruptive actions are accept- act of vandalism, since the perpe- “who was in charge.” This distract- of lecture. Some students also felt such as the one in Landsburg’s able forms of protest. Furthermore, trators did not have permission to ing spectacle prompted a reaction intimidated by the presence of the class from occurring again at UR. if I paint something in the tunnel paint in the Bausch & Lomb tunnel. from the audience, with a student protesters and did not stay after There is also the option of writing with permission from the school, I The administration needs to punish shouting something along the lines class to ask questions they would a new rule. Theft — for the lack of shouldn’t have to return the next those who commit these infractions of, “This is not the time for you to normally have asked. Freshman a better word — was committed, so day and see it painted over with vul- to deter people from committing exercise your freedom of speech.” Zachary Taylor “didn’t agree with restitution seems appropriate but is gar statements. To sum everything acts like these in the future. This caused Landsburg to pause the disruption of class” and was up- not really feasible. Instead of mak- up, if people have opinions, they On March 7, approximately 30 once more. After dealing with the set by it, as he had paid to listen to ing the protesters pay reparations should express them in the proper protesters, dressed in black, were protesters at the front of the room an economics lecture from 2 to 3:15 to the students whose lecture they manner and forum. seated in the audience of Lands- for about 20 minutes, he let class p.m., but was not allowed to due to interrupted, a preemptive measure Ondo is a member of burg’s Principles of Economics out about five minutes early, at the presence of the protesters. may be better. A two week suspen- the class of 2014. Editorial Cartoon C a m p u s Ti m e s Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873.

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Thursday, March 29, 2012 OPINIONS Page 9 “However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.” — Winston Churchill ‘Kony 2012’ reveals trouble with awareness campaigns By Mara Chinelli imagery, the film presents the complex con- northern Ugandans have returned home, Special Forces troops to continue their sup- Upon gaining emotional appeal from ditions of anonymous Ugandan children as the LRA (the numbers of which are said to port and guidance to the Ugandan Army’s millions of viewers, “Kony 2012,” a video solvable by posting flyers and hashtagging be in the 200s) has fled Uganda, and is said operations in Central Africa. In doing so, produced by the non-profit organization to make Kony a celebrity. to reside in the Democratic Republic of the IC fails to recognize that past military Invisible Children (IC), has incited much While one can applaud Invis- Congo and the Central African Republic. interventions have caused many Congolese criticism about its approach to mobilizing ible Children for wanting to Meanwhile, Uganda’s govern- to be caught in the crossfire. young Americans to “raise awareness” mobilize young people, ment remains anything but Despite such complexities intrinsic to about Ugandan guerilla leader Joseph the manner with democratic and is account- any geopolitical conflict, IC refuses to see Kony’s atrocities. Jason Russell, one of IC’s which they remove able for arbitrary imprison- the faults in their efforts or draw from any co-founders, has expressed in a number of critical historical ment, torture and, in some constructive criticism. interviews that Invisible Children intended and political context cases, extrajudicial kill- Instead, as Ugandan journalist Angelo for the film to be simplistic in order to best immensely hinders ings. However, Invisible Opi-aiya Izama stated, they foster “the convey the urgency to “STOP KONY.” and warps their Children seems intent simplicity of the ‘good versus evil,’ where On MSNBC’s “Today Show,” Russell jux- message. As Michael on disregarding good is inevitably white [and] Western and taposed the nearly three-decade-old con- Deibert explained re- the injustices of bad is black or African, is also reminiscent flict concentrated in Northern Uganda to cently in the Huffington Museveni’s regime of some of the worst excesses of the colo- “complicated issues” in Afghanistan, Syria Post, the situation in the Acholi region and its complic- nial era interventions.” and Somalia, saying: “Kony’s not [com- of Northern Uganda, where Kony’s ity in the conflict. Despite Invisible Children’s good inten- plex]. He’s 1+1.” During one of the film’s Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) origi- Their film presents tions, their initiative perpetuates a racial scenes, Russell sits with his young son to nated, is inherently nuanced. brief statements by only dichotomy that echoes the benevolence of tell him about Kony. In the process, he The LRA sprouted up during the mid- two Ugandan politicians, old-school colonial projects to take up the oversimplifies the matter by asking: “Who ‘80s in reaction to the National Resis- which hardly provides any white man’s burden. At the same time, are the bad guys?” When the child men- tance Army’s military offensive in the current political context. one should not dismiss the enthusiasm tions Star Wars villains, Russell implicitly north, which current president Yoweri Such willful ignorance helps amongst aspiring activists to take initia- compares Invisible Children’s campaign Museveni launched in order to obliterate maintain the crude and simple tive. Instead of funneling money and en- against Kony to the conflict between the the remnants of preious president Milton “us vs. them” narrative in which ergy into Invisible Children’s campaign, Rebel Alliance and the Empire. Obote, whose regime he student activists (shown perhaps better efforts could be made by morgan kennedy • St a f f Il l u s t r a t o r Drawing out this similarity paints the helped overthrow. While as predominantly white seeking out local Ugandan NGOs that political and historical circumstances of Kony and his followers abducted children in the film) can rescue seemingly destitute focus on empowering communities and Uganda and Central Africa in black-and- to become fellow rebels, Museveni’s troops African children devoid of political agency addressing the more prevalent issues of the white terms that situate IC’s young Sky- also targeted Acholis as possible traitors, in the matters of a witch-hunt. What the day. walker as a key (white) figure in the battle forcing them into “protective villages” “Kony 2012” video poorly shows is Invis- Chinelli is a member of for good. Through emotive slogans and that lacked basic resources. While most ible Children’s advocacy for the 100 U.S. the class of 2012. Tunnel graffiti sends a disrespectful message by Sarah Smith and neither should be crudely generalized of this community also have a responsibil- students, the College Democrats and the On Wednesday, March 21, an unknown or labeled as terrorism or imperialism. ity to respect the properties and functions College Republicans. In this open forum, individual or group defaced the painted Zionism is the desire of the Jewish people of the institution.” This includes follow- everyone was free to express their varying tunnel and the tunnel below Bausch to have a homeland in the Land of Israel ing school regulations on placement of opinions without the risk of creating an & Lomb Hall with inflammatory mes- and to be able to live there peacefully. The messages, such as ths graffiti, being mind- offensive and unproductive environment. sages. The graffiti used provocative and misrepresentation of both Zionism and Is- ful of the dangers of hateful speech and We hope to sponsor more events like this hateful language to express anti-Israel lam upset several groups overgeneralization and not in the future. views, offending many on campus and on campus, including painting over other organiza- No one wants to walk through the tun- misrepresenting Zionism. For example, Israel Council, Hillel and tions’ material. nels to find graffiti explicitly attacking one statement read, “Zionism is terrorism the Muslim Students’ As- The graffiti This graffiti was put up his or her beliefs. The purpose of tunnel and imperialism.” Such sentiments have sociation. was not only anonymously with disregard painting is to promote one’s club or group fostered hatred and misunderstanding, One major problem to the importance of dialogue and its activities. While anyone is free to exacerbating the problem. with the graffiti state- hateful, but and discussion. As a club paint a message, these messages should At some point between the time when ments was the manner was also and as part of the campus not be hateful. We prefer open, productive the graffiti went up and when Facilities in which they were ex- misinformed. community, Israel Council dialogue to surreptitious acts of vandal- painted over it, someone who was clearly pressed. While students wants to talk about issues ism. We hope that in the future — when offended crossed out the “Zionism” and are free to articulate and differences of opinion in students address potentially controversial replaced it with “Islam.” This too was their opinions, they should be careful to an accessible setting in which respect is topics — they will keep all of these ideas reprehensible and graphically illustrates do so in a respectful way. The University’s an achievable goal. We hope to engage in of respect, professionalism and dialogue in our point that the incendiary messages Statement of Communal Principles de- dialogue and invite others with different mind, thereby fostering a considerate and ignited malicious expressions from mem- clares, “Respect involves showing regard and opposing views to discuss issues in a civil collegiate environment. bers of our campus community. for other’s well-being and safety as well civil, open and professional manner. Smith is a member of The graffiti was not only hateful, but as for their personal property, personal For example, last semester we co-hosted the class of 2013. was also misinformed. Zionism is a na- space, and for their living, learning, and a discussion about the Israeli-Palestinian She writes on behalf of tionalist movement, Islam is a religion working activities. In addition, members conflict with a group of pro-Palestinian Israel Council and UR Hillel.

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Representing diversity at UR duce a video with little visible racial diver- It is a shame that attracting a diverse helping UR fulfill our mission of Meliora, As the Office of Admissions and Fi- sity, no African-American representation applicant pool is not part of the Office’s to “make the world ever better.” One nancial Aid’s “Remember oUR Name” beyond Vice President Paul Burgett, and “vision” in all of its marketing efforts. way to do that is to foster diversity and recruitment video went viral last week, I only a few quick glimpses of women? I would hope that we would want appli- increase the number of students of color was excited to watch it and have another When challenged on this on the Office cants of color and women to know that we who access and graduate from fantastic mini-Meliora moment, filled with Roches- of Admissions and Financial Aid’s official are a welcoming and affirming institution institutions like ours. ter pride. However, to my shock, I walked Facebook page, the Office responded: that is worthy of getting more information I hope that the Office of Admissions away from my computer frustrated and “Getting 12 or so ramblers [sic] plus the about. In its current form, a prospective and Financial Aid acknowledges its error upset with my alma mater. production crew together for the shoots female student or a student of color might — rather than continue with excuses — The video does not show the gender, ra- required was hurdle enough. Consider- not see anyone that looked like him or her and decides to produce more viral videos cial and ethnic diversity at the University. ing our vision for the video, there wasn’t on our campus and, therefore, might not featuring our popular a cappella groups While I know that the Midnight Ramblers really room to add much in terms of actual seek out the other videos on the website and more realistic views of our campus are an all-male group, a greater use of clubs, or even students outside the Ram- that feature more diversity. and its diversity. other images that show our gender parity bler members.” Other, seemingly defen- The University is doing great things to Meliora. and the increasing racial diversity of our sive, responses said that there are differ- increase and celebrate diversity. All of our — Noah D. Drezner ’00 alma mater should have been used. ent videos that show campus diversity on marketing should recognize that as well. Assistant Professor of Higher Education How could the admissions office pro- the website. As a loyal alumnus, I am committed to University of Maryland ARTS & CAMPUS TIMES AENrTtERs T &AINMEN T Ca m p u s Ti m e s EDr.n t Seuss’e r t a i ‘Then m e n Lorax’t came “Theout Hungerin theaters Games,” on which Friday, cameMarch out 2, andin theaters left one on viewer Fri- day,incredibly March disappointed. 23, does not stay true to the books. Page 13 Page 16 THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 2012 PAGE 7 Pa g e 10 Th u r s d a y , Ma r c h 29, 2012 SLACKTIVISIM

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Article by Antoinette Esce • Contributing Writer Design by Julia Sklar • Presentation Editor Videos go viral all of the time — oscar worthy films of people crashing skateboards, babies dancing and cats doing pretty much everything you can think of. About a month ago, an internet video went viral that contained no skateboards, no cats and only one baby who didn’t even dance. “KONY 2012” — a film by an organization called Invisible Children — has been deemed everything from a scam to a life-changing experience. Some say the film is a catalyst for change. Others, a marketing phenomenon. Whatever you call it, KONY 2012 and its surrounding controversy represent a growing divide in the cleverly named “slacktivist” movement. The thirty-minute video is the star attraction in Invisible Children’s campaign to bring Joseph Kony and the Ugandan guerrilla group he heads — the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) — to the world’s attention. With a simple, entertaining and emotional focus coupled with some clever cinematography, “KONY 2012” explains how the LRA has been terrorizing Ugandan children for 25 years. The video calls for widespread social action to petition the U.S. congress to keep supporting the Ugandan Army in their effort to capture Kony. The video currently has over 85 million views and now many vocal critics. But what makes it so special? There is inherently nothing unique about this film. Movies designed to educate and inspire social activism have been around for decades. What is special is the environment it was released into. We’re moving into an era where protest no longer means marches and rallies. All you have to do is click the “like” button. It’s much easier to inspire 85 million people to post a video on Facebook than assemble with signs outside the U.N. building. Hence, “slacktivism.” This tech-savvy, social network-heavy approach to change has its benefits. Awareness can now reach unprecedented levels in shockingly little time. We used to be worlds apart, but now only computer monitors separate us from the farthest reaches of the world. But how much can really be done behind a screen? There are few interactions that occur on the ground with regard to the situation, little understanding of broader issues and a preference for simplified, flashy goals. This is where critics begin to speak up. Opponents of the movement voice concerns primarily over the use of monetary funds and the oversimplification of issues. Invisible Children is a budding nonprofit organi- zation with young leadership that received poor ratings from the independent organization Charity Navigator. Invisible Children responded by pointing out its four-out-of- four-star rating for financials and adding a whole page responding to criticism on their website. As for simplification, the problem in Central Africa is vast, complex and goes well beyond merely capturing Kony or even stamping out the LRA. Critics claim the move- ment’s solution does not fix the problem. Invisible Children countered with an explanation that the video’s purpose was to raise awareness. The organization’s response to critics, which can be found on their website, says that their “work on the ground continually adapts to the changing complexities of the conflict.” Regardless of the stance you take on this particular movement, there is a bigger picture to look at. Supporters and critics alike should be inspired by the powerful potential that “KONY 2012” demonstrates. Eighty-fve million views practically overnight. There’s incredible strength in a system that can mobilize that kind of force. And, yes, it’s true that just clicking a button doesn’t do anyone much good. But remember: Watching people crash skateboards, babies dance and cats do pretty much anything is much more entertaining in person than on a screen. It’s like upgrad- ing to the live show, and it’s only a matter of time before the slacktivists upgrade their tickets, too. Esce is a member of the class of 2015. Thursday, March 29, 2012 FEATURES Page 11 things you FROM THE ARCHIVES should KNOW this week University’s historical name YouTube: “Ron Burgundy’s nearly changed to clarify image BY Cheryl Seligman tution. Also, the consulting firm administration’s suggestion to ‘Anchorman’ Announcement - Fe a t u r e s Ed i t o r said that schools named after change the name, former UR Every day, UR students can cities fail to convey the prestige President Dennis O’Brien said CONAN on TBS” be seen walking across campus that should be associated with a that the image is important and Will Ferrell, an American sporting hoodies, T-shirts and all private university. that “UR is much better as an actor, announces on TBS’ sorts of apparel emblazoned with Brian Thompson, the Uni- institution than its image makes “CONAN” that there will be the words “University of Roches- versity’s provost in 1986, said known.” a sequel to the 2004 film “An- ter.” But back in February 1986, that “Rochester University” and He also said that while the chorman: The Legend of Ron the Campus Times reported that “Eastman Rochester University” University is marketed as a re- Burgundy.” He makes the an- the University was considering were possible options for this search institution, “‘the majority of students don’t find [research] nouncement with the popular changing its name to clarify its change in name. image. Later that year, the CT re- a plus word.’” Instead, O’Brien Co u r t e s y o f y o u t u b e .c o m humor found in the first film. According to the article pub- ported on a forum held at UR to believed students take the word lished in the CT, the University discuss the possible change. At to imply a lack of teaching. hired a consulting firm­ — Enroll- that forum, most students and Today, the University is still, Ov e r h e a r d a t UR: ment Management of Massachu- alumni opposed the administra- quite obviously, known as the setts — to conduct studies that tion’s suggestion to change the “University of Rochester,” and “There are prostitutes all would uncover how people both name. According to the article, the then 136-year-old name is inside and outside UR perceived approximately 100 people were now 162 years old. over the floor!” the school. in attendance. Moreover, one of UR’s big- The firm sent a letter to UR Furthermore, those present gest selling points is that it is in (Heard in Danforth Dining Center) that read, “‘Intensive investiga- were unified in their belief that fact a research university — as tion is beginning to reveal the “a name change [would] not af- the website specifies, “Roches- name of the institute is a fun- fect the underlying problems at ter remains one of the smallest This Day in History: March 29 damental reason for the unclear the UR or the image of the UR.” and most collegiate among top image of the University. If this One student who was present research universities,” and the 1973: The last U.S. combat troops leave South Viet- is the case, a decision must be at the forum compared the name recent admissions music video, nam, ending America’s involvement in the Vietnam War. made regarding the University’s change to plastic surgery, saying, “Remember oUR Name,” fea- name.’” “‘The problem doesn’t lie in the turing the Midnight Ramblers, 2005: After a year-long negotiation, the Walt Disney The confusion regarding UR’s image but in how the person per- promotes UR to prospective stu- image was reported to be related ceives himself.’” Others offered dents as “80 percent research” Company ends its relationship with Harvey and Bob to such issues as uncertainty similar comments addressing the with “global acclaim.” Weinstein, the founders of Miramax Films. about whether or not the Univer- ridiculousness of the proposition. Seligman is a member of sity was a public or private insti- In an effort to defend the the class of 2012. The beauty of bisexuality: Why bi girls have more fun BY Jada Howcroft you’re doing a good job. And because she has the same pink Contributing Wr i t e r who doesn’t love a little positive equipment as you do, she knows We all have heard the phrase feedback? “Oh God! Right there, exactly what to do to get you off. “blondes have more fun.” Well, I right there! I’m gonna come, oh With some guys it’s a challenge have been with blondes and bru- my God I’m gonna come!” — to get them to go down on you — nettes and I can assure you that you’d simply have to be deaf to some will, quite unfortunately, both are equally fun. The girls not know when a girl is getting try to stick it in before you’ve that have the most fun, however, off. even had a chance to get wet. are the girls that play for both A girl knows all the little teams. the things about your body that a Trading in the washboard abs “Sex man will often overlook. Also, and killer biceps for a tight ass &CT” she will stop at nothing to satisfy and perky tits every once in a Let Sex & the CT help you you. She might even have some while might not sound appealing through your most really fun toys hiding in her to all girls, but there are a couple awkward sexual years. drawer to help get you to the big Drue Sokol • Ph o t o Ed i t o r of fundamental reasons why O. Sharing is caring, right? Girls that go for both guys and other girls are the best hookups. every girl should give bi a try at least once. And just like snowflakes, I 3. Come again? having to worry about how fast er in the perfect ménage à trois. have come (so to speak) to realize Perhaps the most beautiful or slow you’re able to come. O, If it sounds like sensory overload, 1. Girl can sing. that no two girls have the same thing about going pink is the the things you could do! that’s because it is: This is what Ever give a guy a blowjob and moan. Music to my ears. ever-incredible “Multiple O.” makes threesomes so fun. They the only feedback you get is the Unlike sex with guys — where 4. Three’s company. are also great if you want a taste occasional grunt or groan? If 2. She has a clit and she if you don’t come before he does Can’t decide who wins the (literally!) of the bi-life but aren’t you’re lucky, the guy will even knows how to use it. you’re shit out of luck — girls battle of the sexes? Choose both! quite ready to bust out your “I give you a heads up when he’s True story: I have never been can come over and over and over There are few things more excit- Love Vaginas” T-shirt. about to come. Girls, on the oth- with a girl that was unable to again. The two of you could lick, ing than bringing everything you Howcroft is a member of er hand, will let you know when give me an orgasm. Odds are, suck and finger for hours, never love about guys and girls togeth- the class of 2014. UR Op i n i o n “What is your favorite thing about spring?” by Junne Park

Elizabeth Kilbridge ’15 Cal Ross ’12 Barra Madden ’15 Eric Dong ’13 Mike Smith ’12 Paige Iovine ’14

“I like seeing everyone on “Finally being able to play “Going on picnics and walk- “The weather.” “The woodchucks.” “The cherry blossoms near the quad.” campus golf.” ing in the park.” Strong Auditorium.” Page 12 FEATURES Thursday, March 29, 2012 MAKE ’EM LAUGH On a campus very, very near: ‘Star Wars’ or o H oSc pe characters to headline Meliora Weekend 2012 By Arwa Elbeshbishi St a f f Wr i t e r BY Nirlipta Panda for the weekend, for the events “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes is looking forward to impress- Aries (March 21 – April St a f f Wr i t e r will be geared toward a specific You a Sith Lord.” C-3PO will also ing a college crowd. 19): The Sun is in close prox- While Meliora Weekend 2012 theme: Star Wars. So what does perform a song from his recent His jokes might be a bit mor- imity to Uranus, which means is not in the near future, plans this mean for Meliora Weekend? album called “It’s Dry Day!” bid since he has killed many more rebellion this week. for the festivities are already To honor the historic events referring to his desert-like home- people and lost the love of his life well underway. In the past, UR detailed in Star Wars, UR has town, Tatooine. at a very young age, but look at it Taurus (April 20 – May has brought in many well-known decided to bring the heroes and This year’s comedian will be this way: If you don’t laugh, you 20): Feeling restless? Make names for the biggest events, villains themselves from the tale none other than Darth Vadar probably won’t make it out of the some “me time” to listen to from Anderson Cooper to Bill to our campus. himself. And let me tell you, auditorium alive. that music you’ve been setting Clinton. There have also been For example, R2D2 and C-3PO that man knows how to move There will be many other ac- aside. a number of great concerts and will perform in a collaborative an audience, especially when he tivities during this year’s Meliora events around campus that are concert to show off their incred- uses the Force. Vadar has been Weekend as well, such as a laser enjoyable for students and alum- ible musical talents. They will growing in popularity with his tag tournament with real lasers. ni alike. sing their two new hit singles, jokes in the past few millennia. Note: Please be ready to sign a This year the administration “The Death Star that Got Away” He has already started prepar- waiver saying that the Republic Gemini (May 21 – June plans to do something different featuring Luke Skywalker and ing for his big show at UR and is not responsible for any burns, 20): Schemes are schemes for broken body parts or deaths. a reason — be extra careful so Free light sabers will be avail- you don’t get tricked into any! able. Yoda will also be in attendance Cancer (June 21 – July to tell your fortune. The best 22): You might want to run part is that he won’t even need free and break out of the mold, a crystal ball, so you’ll be able to but don’t forget that doing so tell that this Jedi is the real deal. might bite you in the butt. Ewoks will be there as well to cuddle with you and play games. Princess Leia will come in her gold bikini, but men should be warned that if they try to hit on her, Jabba the Hutt will sit on Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): them. Then Han Solo will beat Love awaits you and I spy them up. someone in the class you sleep But who will be the keynote in. Wake up and smell the love. speaker? This year, someone without whom the Star Wars trilogies would not be so near and dear to our hearts will take the stage. He is the person who made the movies as brilliant as they could possibly be, and he put all his effort into creating Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): this timeless tale. Use your skills for profit and He is none other than Chew- you will finally be able to afford bacca. He will tell us what it what you’ve been dreaming of. meant to him to have history made into a movie and what it was like to work with best friend Han Solo. He will also detail his experiences during the war and how he felt when he found out that Darth Vadar had returned Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): from the dead as a comedian. You’re not going to get the Star Wars Creator George Lucas “happily ever after” without will translate Chewbacca’s wails some work and compromise. to the audience. Lucas will do nothing more than that. Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. With all of the guests and 21): You need a new method to events nearly finalized, it is no relax. How about meditation? doubt that this Meliora Weekend will be an unforgettable part of 2012. Panda is a member of the class of 2014. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – !"#$%&'(#'$)*"++,$+-$./0*&12+( Dec. 21): Your body may be growing, but that doesn’t mean Who are you going to be? &1$1"#$3(24#'5216$+-$7+*"#51#' you can’t be forever young. Be +--#'5$8'&/0&1#$9'+8'&:5$2(;$ eager and adventurous! “I am constantly striving to become a better teacher. e skills, Teaching Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Renewals of friendships knowledge, and understanding of Counseling are plausible. Don’t deny the the latest ideas in education that I invitations­ — catch up with Human Development gained at Warner have allowed me someone. to always reach high.” Higher Education Educational Policy Jenna Temple MS in Teaching, Class of 2009 School Leadership Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. High School Mathematics Teacher Health Professions Education 18): It’s time for a room make- over. Rearrange some furni- <&'1=12:#>$-0,,=12:#>$&(/$(+(=:&1'2*0,&1#/$ ture. 510/6$&4&2,&?,#@$A'&(15$&(/$5*"+,&'5"295$ DYDLODEOHWRTXDOLÀHGDSSOLFDQWV Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Get ready for a slow week !"#$%&''()*&$)+,%-"&-(),"%).%/'0)(%12 thanks to Mercury. Luckily, Starbucks can help. BBB@B&'(#'@'+*"#51#'@#/0 &/:2552+(5CB&'(#'@'+*"#51#'@#/0 DED@FGD@HIDJ Elbeshbishi is a member of the class of 2014. Illustrations by Jordan Cicoria. Thursday, March 29, 2012 FEATURES Page 13 CLUB SPOTLIGHT Optics not ominous: ROCadvisor High Falls

a window into OSA’s BY Cheryl Seligman Fea t u r e s Ed i t o r ocular world One of Rochester’s most beautiful gems, High Falls, is a waterfall used to produce hydroelectric power and can be viewed eas- ily from the Pont De Rennes bridge in the Brown’s Race Historic District of the city. The 96-foot waterfall is a great via point or destination for a run or bike ride. While High Falls can be viewed year round, spring’s recent arrival makes for a great opportunity to go see the water rush over the edge, glistening in the sun. Who knew Rochester could be so beautiful? Cheryl Seligman • Fea t u r e s Ed i t o r

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Co u r t e s y o f An t h o n y Yee UR’s chapter of the Optics Society of America plays laser tag every se- A Performance of Flamenco Music & Dance: mester, though members can never beat Professor James Fienup. Led by Rebeca Tomas BY Drue Sokol How does the OSA associate Ph o t o Ed i t o r with the greater optics com- UR’s Institute of Optics seems munity? Friday, March 30th 2012, 7:30 PM to constantly be in the news, We try to connect current stu- Spurrier Dance Stuido whether a graduate student has dents with alums of the program. developed some cutting-edge We also try and visit local optics technology or the Laboratory companies and learn where an for Laser Energetics began new optics degree can take you. research. While many people know about What are some past projects the Institute, not everyone has that the OSA has worked on? heard about the Optics Society We have a telescope project of America (OSA) or what it has that some students started a been up to these days. few years ago. They’re building Tickets: $5/Students Under President of OSA and this telescope, which is designed $10/General junior Anthony Yee, UR’s OSA to be constantly improved and has integrated itself into the modified. They’ve built the basic On sale at the Common Rochester community. The club’s structure and the mirrors but al- Market in Wilson Commons membership has increased sig- most all of them have graduated nificantly since it was founded in now. If people are interested in 1980, creating a strong society of taking over the project, we need engineers at UR. some mechanical and electrical Yee spoke to the Campus engineers to play around with it. Times about the club and the events it holds both on campus What is your favorite OSA and in the greater Rochester social event? area. We play laser tag every semes- ter and Professor [James] Fienup In layman’s terms, what is [of the Institute of Optics] always the Optical Society of Amer- beats everyone. He appears to ica? shoot out of nowhere and ends We are a pre-professional, up getting everyone. Students student chapter of the Optics So- have tried to figure out ways to ciety of America — the national use optics to improve their game, organization. but have failed. Sokol is a member of For more information please contact the Program of Dance and Movement What are the main initiatives the class of 2013. at 585-273-5150 or online at www.rochester.edu/college/dance/events of the OSA? To promote awareness of op- tics to the University and the community.

What events does the OSA have coming up on campus? Our big spring event is the annual Photon Cup, which is a soccer game between the Physics Department and the Optics De- partment involving undergradu- ates, graduates and professors all playing on the field at the YOU BRING THE SHOW. same time. It’s our fun way to determine which department is the best and last year it ended in a tie, so this year is a big year. WE’RE HERE TO HELP. The photon cup is [being held on] Friday, April 6.

What activities does the OSA participate in? We’ll promote your show online and in the Fringe guide. FREE FRINGE 101 AT U OF R We have something called the We’ll bring an audience to the festival. And we’ll make Learn more from Fringe Producer Erica Fee “Optics Suitcase,” which is a sure you get a cut of your show’s proceeds. Together, March 28, 5:30-6:30pm, ESM Miller Center 320 set of demos about optics and we’ll shine a bright light on Rochester’s performing arts OR April 2, 4-5pm, Todd Theatre Lobby engineering in general, which we scene. Visit www.rochesterfringe.com for details and present to local fourth and fifth to submit your FREE online application. grade classes to get them inter- ested in engineering and science. We also try to teach students LET’S PUT ON A SHOW. SPONSORED BY: that optics isn’t as scary as it seems. Page 10 COMICS Thursday, March 29, 2012 Call a Teacher by His/Her First Name By Ringrao

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That sound was UR tion of live traditional Irish music “Explosive” incorporated styles Celtic’s fifth annual St. Patrick’s and dance. that were strikingly different Day show. Cabbage & Baggage, comprised from the traditional dances also Despite this year’s delay of the of junior Sam Weiller, Bryan featured in the show, yet it man- celebration, due to the fact that Brown ’11 — now a student at aged to stay true to Irish dance the holiday coincided with spring the School of Medicine and Den- roots. break, the event was still met by tistry — and Rochester resident The show swiftly transitioned both the performers and audience Olivia Frise, also played on their to BPG’s guest performance, alike with considerable spirit and own later in the show. The group in which they performed their enthusiasm. focused primarily on Celtic music choreography to “Love Lost” by The show started off with a with a bluegrass, folky twist. But Temper Trap, which they debuted bang, as four of the seven ad- to culminate their guest perfor- during their own show last se- vanced dancers pounded the mance, they ended their last set mester. stage with their hard shoes to with an ode to the NBC show Among traditional beginner “Shipping Up To Boston” by “Community,” playing “Some- dances, modern, original chore- Dropkick Murphys. Feet tapped where Out There,” which opens ography and a number of guest away onstage, skirts flared and with the tunes of an Irish jig. performances, the audience was legs kicked, but, in the traditional There are two kinds of shoes also treated to a piece usually per- style, the dancers’ arms remained that Irish step dancers typically formed at the championship level. steady at their sides. perform in — soft and hard shoe. This exceptional solo performance Interspersed throughout the Soft shoes are a relative of ballet was given by sophomore Maeve show were several guest perfor- flats with many more laces and Willis. Willis, who has been danc- mance groups. The first group, a bit more structure, while hard ing since the age of five, has com- the Midnight Ramblers, were shoes are often associated with peted in several world champion- performing with UR Celtic for their modern counterpart, the tap ships and just recently returned the first time. With the exception shoe. UR Celtic’s routines uti- from a serious knee injury. With- robin wang• St a f f Ph o t o g r a p h e r of the Irish ballad “Danny Boy,” lized both throughout the show, out a doubt, her years of training UR Celtic’s beginner dancers bow after successfully dancing their their performance felt slightly sometimes even using the two and dedication to Irish dance way through a traditional Irish dance called “The Four Hand Reel.” disjointed in the context of the within a single routine. shone and were indeed stunning show. However, the Ramblers’ The group used their fifth an- to watch, knee brace and all. lar stood out. A small elementary Day show in the group’s history. connection to the audience ex- niversary show to unveil a decent Not put off by this level of school-aged girl, who came up The show came to an end celled, and their feeble attempts amount of newly choreographed excellence, audience members only to most of the dancers’ hips with a founding member, Leah to Irish step dance during one dances, one of which was to the were willingly pulled up on stage in height, pranced around the Rankin ’10, who took the stage of their numbers provided many song “Explosive” by emphatic and taught the beginner dance stage with a mix of concentra- and danced with Celtic’s current laughs. string quartet Bond. “Walls of Limerick” during the tion and zeal. At the end of the members. The audience left with Another guest group, Cabbage As this modern, completely next song. dance, she was presented with a smiles on their faces and the & Baggage, appeared three times non-Irish song filled the May As Celtic’s experienced and sparkling green UR Celtic T-shirt strong urge to continue clapping throughout the show to act as Room, the advanced dancers once beginner dancers led the doe-eyed and named an honorary member along with the music. breaks between dance numbers. again took to the stage, donning audience members through the of the dance group for having Carpentier is a member of Their first appearance in Sat- shorts whose colors together steps, one participant in particu- attended every single St. Patrick’s the class of 2013. SLAP performers hit it out of the park in 3rd annual show “Is deafness a disability?” the ing to Balzano, the show’s theme presenters asked. The answer resembled the first year of the to this was nuanced: Those who event and did not have a sto- identify with deafness with a ryline, but rather an overarching lower case “d” strive to fit in with focus: deaf culture basics. hearing people and regard their “Many of the skits we wrote hearing loss in medical terms. this year were very humorous Deafness with a capital “D” de- to us, and it was a bit of a relief scribes those who feel part of a to know that everybody else Deaf community and gain a sense thought we were mildly amusing, of belonging from that identity. as well,” she said. “I think it’s The Midnight Ramblers car- great that everybody, not just the ried on the show with “Gotta audience [but also the perform- Keep Your Head Up,” which ing groups], are able to walk proved a fitting interlude to the away from the process learning seriousness of the discussion on something new.” Deaf culture. McLachlan, a member of the Following After Hours’ two ASL club, also agreed that the songs, the night segued into audience reaction seemed posi- several skits that illuminated tive. leah buletti • Ne w s Ed i t o r Deaf culture. These were the “It seems as though everyone Senior Mel Balzano signs at center stage during SLAP’s third annual show, accompanied by the Ramblers. highlight of the entire show. Each had a great time,” he said after By leah buletti ture, while simultaneously being have been better to commence skit engaged the audience with the show, adding that hours of Ne w s Ed i t o r an enjoyable way to experience the show with the presentations serious situations: what to do practice went into making the Although I am aware that the music of two talented on- on Deaf culture and then to segue if, while working at Starbucks, show synchronized such that the Rochester has a long history of campus groups — the Midnight into the musical performances. you have to help a group of deaf signers and the performers could involvement in the Deaf com- Ramblers, performing for the To start, two performers — customers and what to do if, in a work together. munity, I have had little exposure first time at this annual event, freshman Daniel Zucker and crowded place, you have to walk Balzano also said that working to the culture and in fact know and After Hours, a veteran par- senior Hannah Cavallo — signed in between two people signing to on SLAP for the last three years embarrassingly little about it. So, ticipant in the show. to songs with clear energy and each other. With humor and poise has helped her to grow not only I guess you could say that I went The performance, which was enthusiasm that engaged the that was both informative and her interpreting abilities, but also into the Sign Language Perform- co-sponsored by the American audience. Following this, the entertaining, the skits educated her leadership skills. ers (SLAP) show “So, do you Sign Language Club (ASL), was presenters — sign narrators and enlightened audience mem- It seems impossible to not be Read Braille?” on Friday, March structured in a way that at times junior Heather Winegrad and bers. moved by an infectious passion 23 with an open mind, intrigued seemed somewhat disjointed — senior Justin Gumina and their According to ASL Club Events in a group of people, buoyed by by the concept of sign language signing alternated with presenta- respective “voicers” sophomore Coordinator and senior Mel Bal- admiration and respect for a being incorporated into a cap- tions on Deaf culture. Although Ellie Law and freshman Deon- zano, each year the SLAP show culture so far, and yet so close, to pella music. It was ultimately the educational presentations tae McLachlan — stated that is “built entirely from the ground our own. an enlightening experience that were enjoyable and seemed to they were “here to debunk some up” and focuses on a different Buletti is a member of taught me a lot about Deaf cul- engage the audience, it would myths.” idea or theme. This year, accord- the class of 2013. Page 16 A & E Thursday, March 29, 2012 ‘Hunger Games’ huge box-office hit Arts & Entertainment is looking for the artsiest and most entertaining writers it can find.

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Co u r t e s y o f i m pa ss i o n c i n e m a .c o m Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) and Gale (Liam Hemsworth) talk about running away from District 12. By Chantelle White failed to solidify Katniss’ connection never really got to experience and St a f f Wr i t e r with Gale. The film portrays them understand the true ‘hunger’ of the Twitter and Facebook were as having a strong friendship, sans characters. There is a true despera- buzzing with excitement this past hints of the true romantic under- tion for any and all food, yet the weekend as fans anxiously awaited tone of their relationship that oc- audience never really gets to see the premiere of the movie adapta- curs in the book. that side of it,” she said. tion to Suzanne Collins’ novel “The In terms of cinematography, the There has been a lot of controver- Hunger Games.” The movie, which camera quality was shaky. During sy surrounding the actor chosen to brought in $155 million, ranks action scenes, everything seemed play Rue (Amandla Stenberg) be- among the top grossing movie open- blurry and scattered. As soon as cause of her race. Rue’s death was ing weekends of all time, coming in one’s eyes had a chance to focus on by far the saddest moment within at third, just beneath “Harry Potter one thing, the camera was moving the entire book and the movie did and the Deathly Hallows Part 2” again, leaving little to no time to no disservice to this plotline, mak- and “The Dark Knight.” register what was happening. ing viewers just as upset by her Jennifer Lawrence (Katniss But, more than characteriza- death as readers of the book were. Everdeen) did an impressive job tion and cinematography, a book After witnessing such a phenom- capturing the complexities of her or movie’s title is of paramount enal performance, it is more than role. She portrayed a balance of importance. In the book, starva- shocking to hear all the negative strength and fear, great courage tion and a lack of food are ever- and hateful feedback to the casting and stone-cold determination, all present themes, hence the name, of an African-American actress to while maintaining her morality. “The Hunger Games.” The play the part of Rue. But the characterization was movie, however, failed to show Some fans are complaining that lacking due to the absence of nar- the audience why the name “The the movie’s directors did not stay ration. Collins centralizes her book Hunger Games” was chosen in true to the book with regard to through the internal dialogue of the first place. Rue’s ethnicity, yet when describing the female protagonist and, with- The movie tried to show the her, Collins’ refers to her as having out this, the movie’s viewers never impoverished existence of its char- “dark brown skin and eyes.” In really got the chance to understand acters through ragged clothing and spite of all the ignorance, Stenberg the true scope of Katniss’ com- shabby homes, but there needed to has managed to move forward with plexities. be more time dedicated to helping grace. Another moment of charac- the audience realize how desperate Although the movie was suc- terization that fell short was the the citizens are. cessful overall — seen in the over- love triangle that ensues between Sophomore Makia Green, who whelming support its premiere Katniss, Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) has read all three books, agreed received — this particular book-to- and Gale (Liam Hemsworth). The that the movie did not do the best movie transformation was not the movie did a wonderful job of setting job at portraying the hunger. most seamless. up the relationship between Kat- “People who went to go see the White is a member of niss and Peeta, but simultaneously movie without reading the book the class of 2014.

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There are many words that can be used to describe Tucker Max: asshole, scumbag, womanizer, liar and male chauvinist pig, just to name a few. However, Tucker Max is also an undeniably brilliant writer and CT Re c o m m e n d s ... storyteller. The author’s first book, “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell,” reveals stories of his life events from the past ‘I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell’ few years in the form of an autobiographical novel. The stories are about any situation in his life that he finds funny, though focuses mainly on his sex life. They are crude, vulgar, blunt and often times morally questionable. By Karli Cozen Nonetheless, these stories are hysterical and, although quite disturbing, impossible to put down. News Editor “Tucker Fucks a Fat Girl; Hilarity Ensues,” “The Blowjob Follies” and “The Pee Blame” are just a few of the many stories published in “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.” The names of these stories can hardly be spoken openly in public, yet somehow Max makes a living out of writing about these events. Tucker Max is living his dream. He gets any girl he wants, can be drunk at inappropriate times and makes money off of acting like a fool. Basically, Max somehow manages to live a life with no rules — a life that would get any normal person ostracized — and he makes a killing off of it. Brilliance. Now, I am not supporting Max’s actions; however, there is no doubt that they make for a rip-roaring read. Some readers may have a hard time getting over Max’s total disregard for anyone but himself. But that is the beauty in his stories. His actions are utterly absurd and yet the stories are completely true. It is impossible to picture these being real life situations without dying of laughter. “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” will leave readers questioning Max’s actions, decisions and all around moral character, but, despite this, they will be unable to stop themselves from turning to the next page. Thursday, March 29, 2012 SPORTS Page 17 r o m t h e r e s s b o x a t h l e t e o f t h e w e e k

F P Br i a n Ri c e ­— Me n ’s Te n n i s Eating the trade bait By kait holden Sp o r t s Ed i t o r BY adam ondo Ramon Sessions (Lakers): Senior Brian Rice has been a Sp o r t s Ed i t o r Since Sessions replaced veteran member of UR’s Varsity tennis The best trades in the NBA this point guard Derek Fisher, the Lak- team since his freshman year. year have resulted in two great ers have gone 4-3. He has managed He started off the 2011-12 sea- point guards heading to Southern 13.3 points and 3.7 rebounds per son going 3-4 in singles and 6-4 California. At the beginning of this game. He had a season-high 20 in doubles at season, the Los Angeles Clippers points in the Lakers March 23rd No. 1. Playing received Chris Paul from the New victory over the Portland Trailblaz- with doubles Orleans Hornets in return for ers. Sessions has filled his role as partner soph- Clippers traded forward Al-Farouq point guard very well, getting the omore Boris Aminu, center Chris Kaman, guard ball to center Andrew Bynum and B o r o v c a n i n , Eric Gordon and a 2012 first-round forward Kobe Bryant for a basket the two made pick. On March 15, the Los Angeles 6.3 times per game on average. it into the fi- Lakers sent forwards Luke Walton nals of the St. and Jason Kapono to the Cleveland Lamar Odom (Mavericks): Lawrence Invi- Cavaliers, along with a 2012 first- Since coming to Dallas, Odom has tational in the Flight A Doubles round pick, getting point guard averaged 6.9 points in the 45 games tournament and reached quar- Ramon Sessions in return. The he has played in. When he was the terfinals at the ITA Regional worst trades, which were made Laker’s sixth man last year, he Championships. by the Dallas Mavericks this past scored 14.4 points per game, mak- His doubles success has con- December, included trading guard ing him the best bench player in the tinued into the spring season Rudy Fernandez, forward Corey NBA. Now the Lakers best bench as the pair has defeated oppo- Brewer and a 2012 first-round player is Matt Barnes, who puts up nents from Roberts Wesleyan pick in return for former Lakers numbers much lower than Odom College, Chapman University Co u r t es y o f UR a t h l e t i cs forward Lamar Odom and a 2016 used to. This trade was a horrible and now Ithaca College. After Senior Brian Rice serves for game point in a singles match. second-round pick from the Denver deal for both teams, since Odom tough matches in California, Nuggests. The following is a more has played awfully off of the Dal- Rice returned to the east coast My strength is that I’m a tricky munication on the court. I think detailed look at these trades. las bench and the Lakers have not more than prepared for Ithaca player. I have a lot of variety in it is just a matter of repetition. found an adequate replacement for this past weekend. He easily my shots, but I don’t necessarily You figure out what the other Chris Paul (Clippers): The the former Sixth Man of the Year. won singles 6-2, 6-3 at No. 2 have the power. person is good at, which balls you Clippers have not had a plus .500 and doubles with Borovcanin should take and which balls the year since the 2005-06 season. Now 2016 second-round pick 8-3 at No. 1. What is the team dynamic other person should take. that Paul is playing for them, they (Mavericks): The two players Rice’s positive outlook and like for tennis since it is a have managed a .571 record after 49 the Nuggets obtained are helping friendly attitude can be deceiv- very individualized sport? If you had to play a sport games, putting them in fourth place them maintain their status as the ing — once he steps on the court, The team dynamic is actu- other than tennis what would in the Western Conference. With All- league’s highest scoring team. his game is not taken lightly, as ally really good. Everyone is it be? Star forward Blake Griffin present, From the bench, Fernandez and he pulls out the tricks and strate- really competitive, and we kind I have to go with the hammer teams have not been able to devote Brewer are both posting nearly 10 gies necessary to overpower his of thrive off of each other’s throw in track and field. I think as much attention to Paul as they points per game in Denver, while opponents. Rice wanted to thank competitiveness. We have to that I’m sort of a natural fit to did when he was in New Orleans. Dallas relies on guard Jason Terry his assistant coaches Amanda play each other in challenges, play the hammer throw, to throw This has allowed him to run wild, for help. Furthermore, Dallas can- Stone and James McGuire for all and everyone is really intense the hammer. racking up 19.5 points, 3.5 rebounds not replace either of these players their commitment to helping the during them but friendly after. and 8.6 assists per game. Paul has in the near future using the draft team improve their work ethic, Everyone does a really good job How has competing against shown that he was the best acquisi- pick they acquired in the trade, as technique and strategy. of keeping it competitive on top ranked teams in Califor- tion this year, since his leadership it is for the 2016 draft. the court and friendly off the nia helped prepare the team skills are compatible with the rest Ondo is a member of What is your major? court. for the rest of season? of the Clippers team. the class of 2014. Economics. Our trip to majestic California Do you find chemistry is im- helped us prepare for the rest of When did your tennis career portant when pairing up in the season both physically and begin? doubles? How do you adjust mentally. Taking on top ranked In seventh grade when I played to a new partner? teams from across the country on the high school team. I played Well, I’ve been fortunate should prepare us well in our on Varsity for six years. enough I’ve had the same part- upcoming matches against local ner my whole time here. There schools. What are your strengths and are always growing pains with Holden is a member of weaknesses on the court? new doubles teams like miscom- the class of 2013. NFL Draft Tracker 2012 Pace changes in first round By Adam Ondo seconds in the 40-yard dash at this that Green-Ellis and Miller could Sp o r t s Ed i t o r year’s combine and can also pull off easily split carries, making the It is a given that University quick cuts and find holes on inside Bengals ground game unpredict- of Alabama running back Trent runs. Miller can catch the ball on able and quite scary. Richardson will be the first to go short passes, though blocking is an The New England Patriots, who in this year’s NFL Draft. It is ex- issue; at least he can be useful when hold the 31st pick in this year’s

Co u r t es y o f f e m a l e f a n .c o m pected that the St. Louis Rams will running screen plays. The best part draft, need to find a replacement Los Angeles Clippers point guard Chris Paul is a five-time All-Star. take him as a future replacement about having Miller as a change-of- for Green-Ellis, since Danny Wood- for the aging Steven Jackson who pace back is, if the starting running head will never be anything more is heading into his ninth season back is injured, Miller has enough than a third down back. However, Th i s We e k i n Sp o r t s and the fifth year of his six-year endurance to handle the majority the Patriots need to pick up a contract. They are both big backs of the team’s carries. power runner like Cedric Benson Friday, Mar. 30 who run vertically and can make The Bengals may take Miller if or Brandon Jacobs for their start- •Women’s Track and Field at Danny Curran Invitational, Chester, PA 10 a.m. ankle-breaking cuts. Richardson is taken before they ing back. Miller could be a great •Men’s Track and Field at Danny Curran Invitational, Chester, PA 10 a.m. The Cincinnati Bengals are get the chance to draft him. If backup, though, with the ability •Women’s Lacrosse vs. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, 4 p.m.* hoping this doesn’t happen. They this is the case, they will probably to execute plays that not-so-agile are attempting to trade their 17th use their second first round pick power runners can’t. SATURDAY, MAR. 31 spot to the Cardinals for their 13th — the 21st pick — on him; they In Cleveland, the departure of •Women’s Tennis vs. New York University, 11 a.m.* spot in the first round, hoping that obtained an extra pick from the starting back Peyton Hillis has •Men’s Golf at McDaniel Spring Invitational, noon the Rams fill a different position Oakland Raiders in a trade. The hurt the Browns. The team has •Baseball vs. St. Lawrence University (DH), 1 p.m* with their first round pick. In Bengals just acquired former New size and strength in running backs •Women’s Lacrosse vs. Skidmore College, 1 p.m.* either case, Richardson will be England Patriots running back Chris Ogbonnaya and Montario •Baseball vs. St. Lawrence University (DH), 3 p.m* taken before any other running BenJarvus Green-Ellis, who can Hardesty, who can fill the roles of •Men’s Tennis vs. New York University (DH), 3 p.m.* back. Analysts are predicting that break tackles and have his way with feature back and third down back he will be the only running back defensive backs, and is set with respectively, but they need speed Sunday, APR. 1 taken in the first round this year. Brian Leonard as their third down and agility. They could use their •Women’s Rowing vs. Trinity, Wellsley, Bates and WPI in Worcester, Mass., 8 a.m. I disagree. back. Miller would be an upgrade 22nd pick to take Miller and solve •Baseball vs. St. Lawrence University (DH), noon* At 5’11’’ and 212 lbs., University from the under-producing Bernard this problem. The Browns would •Softball vs. Ithaca College (DH), 1 p.m.* of Miami product Lamar Miller is Scott, who is currently Cincinnati’s benefit the most from taking Miller, •Baseball vs. St. Lawrence Universty (DH), 2 p.m.* the perfect change-of-pace back change-of-pace back. Furthermore, but the offensive line needs to be •Women’s Tennis vs. Skidmore College, 2 p.m.* and will probably go at the end of Bengals offensive coordinator Jay fixed first, so it is doubtful that this •Softball vs. Ithaca College (DH), 3 p.m.* the first round. He has the speed Gruden recently said he is consider- will happen again. to break big runs if he can get to ing a running back by committee Ondo is a member of *denotes home competition the outside. He timed in at 4.40 strategy in Cincinnati, meaning the class of 2014. C a mp u s Ti m e s Sp o r t s Pa g e 18 Th u r s d a y , Ma r c h 29, 2012 Re s u l t s Women’s ‘Jackets painlessly defuse Bombers Lacrosse Ba s e b a l l with a final score of 7-2. (3-10) On the men’s side, Blue Liberty League standings: Rochester tennis domi- 1. Skidmore (10-2) nated Ithaca on Satur- 2. St. Lawrence (9-3) day as they claimed five Knights 3. Union (7-4) of six singles and all 4. Rensselaer (6-8) three doubles match-ups. 5. Clarkson (7-6) “Going into Ithaca we stone- 6. RIT (5-8) felt good about our chances 7. Vassar (7-14) playing against a team that 8. UR (3-10) is not nationally ranked,” wall UR junior Joel Allen said. “We By John Bernstein March 23: Skidmore College would apply our experi- e n i o r t a f f 2-6 (L), 0-2 (L) S S ences from the west coast The women’s lacrosse March 23: Skidmore College to an original opponent.” team continued what has 4-12 (L), 4-5 (L) Ithaca secured its only become a long and arduous match point in the No. 3 start to the 2012 campaign singles before sophomore this past Saturday when So f t b a l l Boris Borovcanin at No. it met SUNY Geneseo at (6-7) 1, Allen at No. 4, fresh- Fauver Stadium. Reeling man Julian Danko at No. 5 from a 1-3 start in which Liberty League standings: and senior Matt Volkov at the team has been out- 1. St. Lawrence (11-3) No. 6 all won their singles 2. RIT (7-5) scored a combined 42-24 3. Rensselaer (8-8) matches in straight sets fol- in defeats, the home team 3. Skidmore(8-8) lowed by senior Brian Rice was unable to reverse 5. UR (6-7) with a solid performance their fortune, as the Blue 6. Union (5-7) at No. 2 singles, defeating Knights ran away with a his competition 6-2, 6-3. 15-4 victory. March 25: D’Youville College Co u r t e s y o f r o c h e s t e r a t h l e t i cs Sophomore Phillip Kellogg The Yellowjackets’ de- Postponed Sophomore John Lewis Etter (above) won No. 3 doubles with Matt Volkov on Saturday. also had a strong perfor- fense was sharp early, as By Kait Holden fortlessly beat her Ithaca for an 8-5 win. Suresky mance at No. 4 doubles. it refused to surrender a March 28: St. John Fisher Sp o r t s Ed i t o r opponent 6-1, 6-0, followed and sophomore Janice According to Allen, “he goal for almost the first College by Goodman’s 6-0, 6-1 win Zhao also won 8-2 at No. had some sweet volleys.” 1-3 (L), 1-0 (W) UR tennis had a success- three minutes of play, only ful match-up in Ithaca this at No. 2 and Tseng’s 6-1, 3. Senior Jamie Bow and An exciting doubles faltering when Geneseo’s past weekend. Both the 6-3 triumph at No. 1. Fresh- Shreck weren’t so lucky, match had the crowd on the Meredith Weber scored Me n ’s Te n n i s women and men’s teams men Rachel Suresky, at No. though, as they were edge of their seats. Fight- unassisted with 27:17 (4-8) overpowered Ithaca College 5, and Cara Genbauffe, defeated 8-5 at No. 1. ing to the end, junior Alex remaining in the first 7-2 and 8-1, respectively. at No. 6, both dominated With this competition, Magill and Danko came half. Senior midfielder March 12: Kenyon College Women’s tennis got off their singles matches. women’s tennis improved out victorious, defeating Niki Holmes responded 0-9 (L) to a strong start on Sun- The team’s victories to 5-2 overall and are now the Ithaca team 11-9. with a free position shot day when seniors Danielle continued throughout ranked 12th regionally. The men’s team will with 24:44 remaining to March 13: Washington Shreck and Alexandra the doubles matches, as The women were away be at home to compete draw level with the Blue University in St. Louis Goodman and junior Fran- they won two of the three taking on William Smith against Nazareth College 0-9 (L) Knights, 1-1. ces Tseng all won their match-ups against Ithaca. College on Wednesday. The on Thursday at 4 p.m. After Holmes’ goal, March 13: Chapman singles matches in straight Genbauffe and Goodman, women had no problem Holden is a member of however, everything went University sets. Shreck, at No. 3, ef- at No. 2, worked together defeating William Smith, the class of 2013. downhill for the ’Jackets, 4-5 (L) as the visitors laid siege to the UR defense and March 15: Whittier College A swing and a miss for UR baseball swarmed freshman goal- 0-9 (L) keeper Maddie Elia with By Tommy Mcandrew a mesmerizing 12 unan- March 16: Whitman College St a f f Wr i t e r swered goals. Geneseo’s 0-9 (L) The men’s baseball team Rachel Petrone spear- dropped its first four games March 24: Ithaca College headed the effort with all 8-1 (W) of conference play to the four of her goals coming Skidmore College Thor- in that span. She also had oughbreds this past week- an assist, giving her five Wo m e n ’s Te n n i s end. After the opening points on the day. (5-2) weekend the Yellowjackets The Yellowjackets were have sole possession of helpless until just under March 13: Chapman last place in the Liberty 19 minutes remaining in University 2-7 (L) League. the game, when senior Leading the team in the March 15: Whittier College attacker Hilary Rosenthal first few games of the sea- 5-4 (W) scored unassisted to make son has been senior center the tally 13-2. March 16: University of fielder Alex Caghan. He is Rosenthal led the home Redlands first on the team in batting team on the day with two 2-7 (L) averages, and on base and goals, scoring again with slugging percentages. So 7:50 remaining to run the March 25: Ithaca College far, he is the lone member score to 14-3. Junior mid- 7-2 (W) of the Yellowjacket squad fielder Liza Maizel struck to hit multiple extra-base again for the ’Jackets with hits (three doubles, one 3:40 to go for the team’s Wo m e n ’s La c r o s s e (1-4) home run). only back-to-back points Freshman shortstop Tim of the game. March 24: SUNY Geneseo LeSuer (.370 batting aver- The yellow and blue’s 4-15 (L) age in 27 at bats) and fresh- offensive struggles were man outfielder Josh Ludwig no doubt due in part to the (.313 batting average in Ca m p u s Ti m e s Ar c h i v e s solid presence of Geneseo St a t o f t h e 32 at bats) have also had Senior second basemen Brian Bezek singles sophomore center fielder Tyler DeClerck to goalie Julie Bernatzky, above par statistics. Junior second base. The team is currently 3-10 on the season, with a five-game losing streak. who deflected 14 of 21 We e k pitcher Corey King (0-2) Nick Carlson (hitting .263), ries for the team. day, March 31 and Sunday, shots to squash any hope has pitched well in three Caghan and LeSuer were The Yellowjackets’ next April 1 will each feature a of a UR comeback. starts, possessing a 2.16 nominated to the 2012 All- chance to find the win twinbill, with the first game The ’Jackets have some ERA. Despite walking as Tournament Team follow- column is this weekend on Saturday beginning at 1 time to regather before 0.370 many batters as he’s struck ing the UAA tournament against St. Lawrence Uni- p.m. and the opening game hosting Rensselaer Poly- The batting average of fresh- out, King has held opposing that took place in Florida versity in a four-game set. on Sunday is at 12 p.m. The technic Institute to open man shortstop Tim LeSuer in 27 batters to a .214 batting over spring break. So far UR will have home field St. Lawrence Saints are 3-1 Liberty League play this at bats this season. average in 16 and two-thirds this season, the strong play advantage on their side as in league play. Friday. innings pitched. of these individuals has not the team looks to end this McAndrew is a member of Bernstein is a member of Sophomore first baseman been converted into victo- early-season skid. Satur- the class of 2015. the class of 2014. Fa u x p i n i o n s

Thursday, March 29, 2012 Page 19 EDITORIAL BOARD Uniforms unite UR Drive the magic dragon In a commendable move, the UR administration has approved a long-discussed mea- Although buses are a useful form of transportation in today’s modern world and often a sure to mandate school uniforms. The uniforms will be a black skirt with black wool necessary way for busy UR students to get to classes, they are no longer serving a concrete stockings and a red-checkered sweater vest for females, and black dress pants with a purpose at the University and are in fact just exacerbating environmental woes. black button down shirt for males. Rather than continuing at this breakneck pace of pollution and inefficiency, UR should instead This decision will greatly enhance academics at UR because, without the distractions invest in a fleet of fire-breathing dragons to transport students around campus. and time-squandering that comes with having to pick out an outfit each morning, stu- Buses are hugely expensive and demand extensive upkeep, in addition to the cumulative costs dents will have far more time to focus on schoolwork. of gas. Dragons, on the other hand, do not consume gas and do not have to be fed, either, as Additionally, the time that many students currently take to get ready each morning they obtain all of their sustenance from an esoteric atmospheric gas that is invisible to humans, will be cut drastically, therefore providing more time for sleeping and studying — both rendering them merely a one-time expense. precious commodities. Dragons are also much more aesthetically appealing than the dismally colored, homogeneous Students will also not be distracted by the potentially scandalous attire of their class- buses UR currently employs. Boarding a dragon at least once a day in the face of classes, work mates and the possibility of dressing to impress a potential romantic partner will be and extracurricular activities would serve as a stimulating respite and productive diversion. nullified, therefore ensuring that students are fully focused for every possible minute Dragons are also known for their healing properties and stress relieving potential. Canines of class time. are overused in this regard; it’s time for UR to diversify, and dragons would provide an easy Especially given the recent unseasonably warm temperatures that have encouraged and cost-effective method of doing so. students to enjoy life and sit outside in sun dresses, school uniforms will provide a req- Some argue that many more dragons than buses would have to be purchased in order to uisite dose of seriousness and kill any potentially distracting happiness. compensate for the fact that each dragon can only seat roughly two to three students, but Although some see the University’s decision as placing a damper on fashion and self- dragons are in fact a surplus good and can be purchased in bulk for prices that aggregate to a expression, the university setting is ultimately a place for academics. Getting rid of cheaper overall price than buses. Dragons will also provide a safe way for students traveling distractions by mandating school uniforms will preserve that fundamental concept. late at night to get home, as most thieves would most likely not be willing to reckon with a Furthermore, the dark color of the uniforms will ensure that as much heat as possible threatening looking, yet docile and harmless, dragon. is trapped inside students’ bodies, which is essential given the harsh winters experienced Dragons will alleviate concerns about security on campus while providing an enjoyable and in Rochester. Mandatory uniforms will ensure that no particularly unhappy students cheap method of transport for UR students needing a morale boost and a speedy way to arrive decide to wear insufficient clothing in winter months, thereby increasing their safety. at classes. At this juncture of the 21st century, especially with climate change looming large on Uniforms will greatly increase student concentration on academics, simplify the ardu- many a conscience, it hardly even seems debatable that some recourse must be taken — chang- ous process of dressing each morning and ensure that the campus is as homogeneous ing UR’s bus system provides the perfect, convenient place to start. as possible. The above two editorials have been published because the editorial board, which consists of Melissa Students should not be concerned about losing their individual identity or about Goldin (Editor-in-Chief), Jonathan Raybin (Opinions Editor), Julia Sklar (Presentation Editor), conforming to the masses due to this new policy because, after all, college isn’t really Cheryl Seligman (Features Editor) and Leah Buletti (News Editor), has been taken hostage and is about self-discovery but rather about learning to merely accept your place as a cog in currently being held in an undisclosed location somewhere in the middle of Latvia. Help us. Please. the machine of life. We’re begging you. Email [email protected] if you can be of any assistanaafwieofpajweifkp. Get to Know Me: The George Eastman statue BY Cheryl Seligman Why did you decide to make job. Just the other day I saw some- Fe a t u r e s Ed i t o r the UR campus your home? one trying to fly. Come on, dude. He’s a man of few words, but his It’s not going to happen! presence has made a loud impact Well, that’s a tricky question. on campus. He bears a solid exte- It wasn’t really up to me to come Do you have a best friend? rior, but he’s a real softie on the here, so I wouldn’t actually say I inside. He stands motionless for “decided” to. That being said, I I do, and I miss him terribly. Be- many hours of the day, but if you did want to end up in Rochester ing away from the Michael Jordan head over to the Eastman Quad- because it’s only appropriate that I statue outside the United Center rangle in the wee hours of the follow in the footsteps of my name- in Chicago has been really rough. morning, you might just catch him sake — George Eastman himself Our namesakes never met, but the break dancing. — and live where he made his Michael Jordan statue and I be- He — this man of stoic appear- biggest impact on this world. came really close a few years back. ance — is none other than the He’s a great guy. George Eastman statue. The Cam- What’s your favorite part drue sokol • Ph o t o Ed i t o r about standing where you Have you made any new pus Times caught up with this fel- The George Eastman statue is a vibrant member of the UR community. low to uncover the hidden details stand today? friends here? of his life. Maybe you’ve shaken close yet, though. I haven’t let I suffer from extreme stage fright, his hand. Perhaps you’ve even Definitely the people watch- Yes, I’ve taken a liking to the them revel in my hidden talent. which is why you’ll never ever see played dress-up with him. But if ing. This campus has some really sphinxes outside the tunnel en- Maybe one day. me dancing. I’ll only break out and you think you knew the George funny, crazy and ridiculous people. trance between Lattimore and bust a move when I am 100 per- Eastman statue before, you’re The best people watching days are Morey halls. We communicate And what is this talent? cent sure that not one soul is near wrong. He’s a true character and those when the spectacular weath- telepathically throughout the day the Eastman Quad. quite animated when nobody is er comes out and people frequent and sometimes we’ll walk around It’s break dancing. I’m a really Seligman is a member of watching. the Eastman Quad like it’s their at night. We still aren’t all that passionate dancer, but I’m also shy. the class of 2012.

UR Op i n i o n “Do you believe the world will end this year?” by [insert name here]

Toast Master ’12 Hair Dryer ’14 Tick Tock ’15 Snow Flake ’13 Boiling Pot ’12 God ’15

“We’re all toast.” “It’s really gonna blow.” “No! We have plenty of time.” “I’ve always been pretty “If you watch me, you’ll “Only time will tell. You must flakey. I’m just gonna say never know.” have faith.” let’s hope for the best.” C a mp u s Ti m e s Th e En d o f Ti m e s Pa g e 20 Th u r s d a y , Ma r c h 29, 2012 Men’s Basketball Re s u l t s UR dominates Me n ’s La c r o s s e

Amidst a flurry of flying sticks and zooming balls, Monstars men’s lacrosse unfortunately By Melissa Goldin sible for 14 and the extra could not triumph and suc- Ed i t o r -i n -Ch i e f one came from a free throw cumbed to the ferociousness of UR men’s basketball shot by senior guard Chris its opponents, eliciting shouts thought its winter season Dende. of anger and fury. was over on Feb. 25 when “The guys really picked it defeated the Emory Uni- it up after that time out,” o m e n s r a c k W ’ T versity Eagles 92-73, but Flockerzi said. “Maybe a n d i e l d F had no choice but to dust off it was just their intense its kicks for one last match- desire to win, but I think A truly excellent effort was up when the Toontown it also might have had made by UR runners, until, Co u r t e s y o f CT Ar c h i v e s As of fall 2012, UR’s sports team will join the NCAA Division I league of schools. Monstars strolled onto the something to do with the unfortunately, the entire team River Campus looking for ritual dance we performed happened to run right off a some fresh meat to destroy for the basketball gods last cliff and plunged into the this past weekend. night.” frigid waters of the Genesee. UR athletics joins Division I, Although the Monstars DiBartolomeo agreed. Thankfully, since the entire have been on the upswing “I just felt this shock team is composed of stellar in the past couple of years, come through me and I just athletes, it was able to power- athletes ready for big time the team is still haunted knew — it was win or face fully swim its way out of the by a huge loss to its rivals, the wrath of the gods,” he water before frostbite set in. By adam ondo versity of Massachusetts a couch. Junior guard John the Toontown Tune Squad, noted. “We chose to win.” Somewhat shaken, the ath- Sp o r t s Ed i t o r Amherst football programs DiBartolomeo, who was in 1996. The Monstars hardly letes set off on a run to warm Starting this coming fall, will be joining the ’Jackets as ranked No. 2 in the University By challenging UR to stood a chance in the second themselves and emerged from UR will go from being a newcomers this coming sea- Athletic Association this year an impromptu showdown half as the ’Jackets pro- the situation much stronger Division III school to being son. Sophomore quarterback in scoring and assists, thinks after the regular season has ceeded to score point after and more confident. All Division I, becoming the 23rd Dean Kennedy expressed that the team has a chance of been completed, it appears point while their opponents things considered, it seems as school from New York State some concern over having to upsetting Syracuse Univer- that they were hoping to grew wearier with each though the outdoor season is to do so. compete against powerhouse sity next year if it continues take yet another small step passing minute, giving up off to a running start. Men’s soccer, women’s la- teams like the University to play as well as it has in to alleviate some of the nearly half of UR’s points crosse and the swimming and of Cincinnati and Rutgers recent seasons. embarrassment that this to poor communication or u i d d i t c h UR Q diving teams are all moving University, but seemed fairly Women’s tennis will join defeat caused them. lack of effort. up, but the athletes who are confident overall. the ranks of University of The Monstars were in tip It was obvious that the UR Quidditch unfortunately most excited are those who “The teams will be a little bet- California, Los Angeles and top shape and oozing with yellow and blue were truly lost its outdoor season opener play football, basketball and ter than we are used to, but our the University of Florida next confidence for the first 10 in the clear when fresh- after putting up a strong tennis, because UR will be a competitive spirit isn’t going to season, which will make it the minutes of the game. Guard man guard Kevin Sheehy showing. The close match part of the Big East Confer- change,” Kennedy said. “It will most intense season the team Zilch racked up 20 points intercepted a pass that was came down to one Expelliar- ence in just five months. be difficult, but I wouldn’t want has had to date. and seven assists, includ- meant to go from center mus charm in the final 10 West Virginia University is it any other way.” “Our practices are going to ing five 3-pointers, while Bupkus to guard Zilch and, minutes of play — an illegal leaving the Big East for the Head coach Scott Greene have to run twice as long to forward Nada accumulated in a fit of excitement, threw tactic in Quidditch — that Big 12 Conference, creating a explained that the 4.5 percent have a chance at victory, but 15 points and five assists the ball from the halfcourt sidelined the UR seeker void that needs to be filled by hike in tuition for the 2012- we are a determined group, while the ’Jackets trailed mark, miraculously making and spelled the end of UR’s the start of the 2012 season 13 school year was in part so don’t doubt us,” junior at a score of 35-10. the shot. success. The team takes on which the Yellowjackets have to help bring in the revenue Frances Tseng said. Yellowjackets head coach The game ended in a its next Muggle opponent on been selected to take. necessary to give out sports Syracuse and Pittsburgh Luke Flockerzi called a 120-40 blowout. The UR Saturday, March 31 on the The yellow and blue have scholarships and pay agents University are leaving the time out at the 11-minute men are pleased with their Southside field. also been approved to join to scout prospective players Big East for the Atlantic mark which seemed to give unexpected win, but Flock- the Football Bowl Subdivi- in such cities as Los Angeles, Coast Conference in 2014, the yellow and blue an erzi was confident that Me n ’s Squ a s h sion, meaning they will have Houston and Chicago. which means that St. John’s internal boost of adrena- this will truly be their last a chance to play in bowl The men’s basketball team University and UR will have line and passion because game of the season, unless No longer exists. Please check games starting in 2013. was even more excited to hear to represent New York in the they immediately scored of course the Tune Squad the nearest morgues. Texas State University-San the news, because now its Big East beginning in 2015. 15 points right out of the comes a-callin’. Marcos, University of Texas March Madness experience Ondo is a member of the huddle. Junior guard John Goldin is a member of at San Antonio and Uni- may be on a court instead of class of 2014. DiBartoloemo was respon- the class of 2013. Radiohead commences tour at UR in abominable showing By leah buletti Alexander Palestra, however, “Thom Yorke just can’t get Ne w s Ed i t o r did not prove to be such enough of hearing his voice,” After much deliberation, a welcome departure, but she said after the show, Radiohead came to its senses rather a heinous cacophony standing on the pavement and decided to commence its — otherwise known as an and shredding a recently long-awaited American tour emulation of glaring pop. purchased vintage “In Col- (what number are we up to “I was just so disappoint- ors” T-shirt with a box cut- now?) in Rochester rather ed,” freshman Timothy ter. “I’ve been listening to than the originally planned Drimner said. “I wasn’t Radiohead every single day Miami location. expecting another ‘Kid A,’ since I came out of the womb, “We realized that Roch- but really, the whole concert and every time I literally feel ester actually has better sounded like Amy Winehouse like a jigsaw piece falls into weather than Miami so it performing in Belgrade.” place inside my heart. Not just made sense to start When asked for specifics this time.” our tour here instead,” a on what bothered him about After opening with a few Radiohead spokesman said Radiohead’s new sound, legendary hits, which seemed in a phone interview before Drimner buried his face in his almost like an attempt to Co u r t e s y o f v i s i o na r y a r t i s t r y m a g .c o m appease die-hard fans, Radio- the concert. hands, at a loss for words. Radiohead decided to commence its U.S. tour at UR, rather than Miami, with a head gave up the ghost and After “King of Limbs,” “‘King of Limbs’ was disappointing and poorly received show on Saturday, March 24 in the Palestra. it was universally accepted weird, and I like weird,” he just cried “OK, Computer,” that Radiohead had, once lamented. “But it was eerie literally as it was. bers already depleted, booed comment on whether Radio- audience had collectively again, gone in an entirely and electronic weird. The The songs that followed them offstage with jeering head would accept payment done a few too many acid different direction. But these [UR] concert was filled with were a toneless amalgama- epithets. from UR Concerts for the hits to reckon on the show’s directions have, over the singles that were so blatantly tion of computer-synthesized It remains unclear if Ra- half-hearted effort made on worth, but because, incred- years of Radiohead’s legend- Justin Beiber-esque, it just beats and lyrically meaning- diohead will go on with its Saturday. ible as it may be, Yorke just ary career, largely been seen really seems like Radiohead less vocals, a la every god U.S. tour as planned, or if the Unfortunately, the audi- isn’t going to put out another as welcome and stimulating has lost its touch and is des- awful teenage pop star in beleaguered band will seek ence consensus seemed to be “Kid A.” I know, the ice age by fans. perate for attention.” existence. refuge from vengeful UR fans that everything just wasn’t might actually be coming. Radiohead’s concert on Sophomore Sophie Thrul- This didn’t go on for long in its native Oxfordshire. The in the right place at the UR Buletti is a member of Saturday, March 24 in the ler shared this sentiment. before the crowd, its num- band spokesman declined to concert, and not because the the class of 2013.