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ALI CAMPBELL even had reports of missing traffic cones, which frankly are ten a This week, Imperial College was penny." struck by the worst news drought Panic subsequently gripped the for a good fifty years, rendering the office as all emergency investiga- front page of Felix little more than tions drew a blank. Extraordinary an amusing waste of space. consultations with Union officials The problem began when Jeremy produced little more information Thomson, editor of the publication, than, "Bugger off, I'm working". At noticed that the vibrant and inter- the eleventh hour, it was a certain esting stories with which the office dashing young journalist who saved is usually peppered had dried up the day again by writing two hun- completely, with the problem dred words of nonsense. reaching an unhappy climax just This occurrence adds weight to two hours before Felix went to the allegations that Imperial print. College, having recently risen Thomson was quoted as say- above Oxford to second place in ing, "I think this is extremely irre- the Financial Times' university rank- sponsible behaviour on the part of ings, now houses the second most the students at this university. I Andy Heeps: Nothing to Report boring campus inhabitants in the know that many people have country. examinations at this time of year, few people might do something but you would think that at least a vaguely news-worthy. We haven't
NUS Conference decends in to Tribalism
NEWSTEAM action. However, the newly elected president Andrew Pakes (this year's The annual conference of the National Treasurer), claimed that National Union of Students last he had personally lobbied Labour month crumbled into an angry MPs over the issue and defended The slanging match between the divid- the NUS1 position. In contrast, the Students' ed student parties. Speeches by CFE announced the launch of their both the columnist Peter Hitchins new anti-fees campaign "Can't Pay, Newspaper and NUS president Doug Trainer Won't Pay", in which they hope to at Imperial incited demonstration and abuse obtain 100,000 pledges from so vocal that police and security future students to default on their College were called on to restore order and payments. eventually break up the conference. The conference ended with almost The main source of friction was the the entire 2000-strong delegation increasing challenge to Labour on their feet and shouting during Issue Student's domination of the NUS Outgoing NUS President Douglas Trainer's retirement from the Campaign for Free 1114 Douglas Trainer speech, which came to a climax Education. Several key positions, when he accused the Socialist including National Treasurer, have The CFE's key priority is the aboli- Worker Party of being "paper-sell- 8 May shifted to CFE candidates, and tion tuition fees - an issue on which ing loonies." 1 998 Labour Students fear further losses the NUS have been widely criti- next year. cised for their lack of successful NEWS 8 May 1998
Bomb Scare News in Brief...
Threatens Final COMPUTER TOP-UP FEES JEREMY THOMSON On investigation, the Bomb Squad discovered the object to be a fake, THEFTS STOPPED DANGER IC security, the police and the constructed of aluminium cans and Bomb Squad were all involved in foil. "It was a definite attempt to Two thieves were disturbed dur- Students are once again facing an operation to defuse a bomb in imitate a bomb", said Ken Weir, ing an attempted robbery in the the prospect of top-up fees as the Sherfield Building last Friday. Chief Security Officer. Electrical Engineering building last MPs voted to overturn critical Security received an anonymous Although the incident is under Thursday night, preventing the amendments made by the House tip-off at approximately 11am, investigation and fingerprints are loss of thousands of pounds' of Lords in the Teaching and informing them that an explosive being studied, there is little chance worth of computer equipment. Higher Education Bill. Amongst device had been placed in the of identifying the perpetrator. The The men had broken in to an IT other changes, the peers voted to women's toilets on level three of possibility that the scare was a lab on the eight floor, and had continue means-tested main- the Sherfield Building. Security deliberate attempt to disrupt the begun to remove computers from tenants grants for students and investigated, saw the device and examinations has not been ruled the desks ready to carry them specifically prohibit universities decided to empty the building until out. from the building when a security from charging their own top-up it had been made safe. The police Ken Weir has requested that officer who was locking up fees. The clause has now been were called in, and all the nearby students do not leave their person- entered the area. The department modified so that an institution administrative staff were evacuat- al belongings outside the Great Hall was quickly sealed off, but the may charge extra fees if they can ed. At the time, final year biology during the exam period. He also thieves managed to exit the build- provide satisfactory justification. students were sitting exams in the reminded students to take all their ing and hid in Ayrton Road. A The bill, which has now Great Hall. However, it was decid- belongings with them at the end of chase ensued, but the men reached report stage and will ed to leave them undisturbed as the exam, especially swipe cards, escaped. It is thought that return to the House of Lords next they were deemed to be a safe dis- which have been left behind sever- although the robbers knew where month, can be read at www.par- tance from the suspected bomb. al times this term. to find the equipment, they liament.the-stationery- lacked detailed knowledge of the office.co.uk/pa/cm 1 99798- building /cmbills/18l/1998181.htm.
Researchers "to Cure Cancer in Two Yearsrr
ED SEXTON the Nobel laureate who discovered engineering to prevent certain can- the structure of DNA: He told a cers. Although the British research THE The last few weeks have seen a reporter for the New York Times has not received the media atten- deluge of publicity concerning "Judah is going to cure cancer in tion of the Boston group, both are possible cures for cancer. two years." significant developments in the FELIX This week international head- fight against cancer. lines reported the success of an Meanwhile the Cancer WEEK American group in eradicating Research Campaign is concentrat- Arts Meeting - 1pm. For all inter- tumours in mice. The research ing on another drug, ested in exhibitions and theatre team, who are based in Boston, Combretastatin A4, which is similar Books Meeting - 1 pm. Review have produced a drug cocktail in effect to the endostatin-angio- the latest fiction free. which reduces the blood supply to statin combination. Human trials Features Meeting - 1pm. If you developing tumours. are due to begin in November, want to write or layout features, The cocktail consists of two before the American trial begins. take photographs, or just have an drugs, endostatin and angiostatin, While Dr Watson's comments idea, come along. that seem to work synergistically in may be over-optimistic, we can preventing blood vessels from sup- expect a variety of new therapies plying cancerous growths. Not and treatments to become avail- News Meeting - 1 pm. For all only does this starve the tumour of able early in the new millenium. writers, researchers and essential nutrients, but it also pre- Then it was the turn of the The holy grail of 'a cure for cancer' photographers. NEWS WRITERS vents the spread of cancer cells, so Imperial Cancer Research Fund. is still out of reach, but perhaps not NEEDED! the tumour remains benign. Dr Researchers in Dundee have isolat- out of sight. Our understanding of Film Meeting - 1 2 noon. Judah Folkman, pioneer of the new ed a single gene (again in mice) cancer is growing at an exponential treatment, has been cautious about that seems to be crucial in prevent- rate and, although media hype may its effectiveness in humans, but this ing damage from carcinogens. The be raising false hopes once again, it Madness all day 10am - 3am. hasn't stopped a human trial being gene is particularly important in the seems that a cure for cancer may Not recommended for the unini- organised for the coming year. Nor lungs and bladder, two tissues that be a viable possibility within the tiated. has it stopped share prices in are often sites of smoking-related next decade. With a third of all EntreMed Inc, the company with cancers. Individuals with 'faulty' Westerners suffering from cancer the rights to the two drugs, from copies of the gene are more likely at some point in their lives, that has News Meeting - 12.30pm. soaring this month. Media atten- to develop cancers than those with to be good news. Music Meeting - 1.30pm. Get tion has been further intensified by functional copies. The finding your hands on the latest releases. the comments of Dr James Watson, could also allow the use of genetic City & Guilds College Union Annual General Meeting Union Dining Hall, 6pm Tuesday 19th May
AGM Events for the Centenary The AGM will also elect the The Annual General Meeting Year (1998/99) O&MC Chair and Hon Sec, will receive reports from all Motorised and violate Spanner/Bolt Bearers, Web Union Officers, Club and mascotry Editor, Spanner (Fresher's Society Chairs and Any member of the union may handbook) Editor, Archivist Departmental Representatives. bring up points for discussion and Assistant Hon Sec, Asst Elections for posts next year or motions to O&MC. HJT, Asst Publicity Officer, will also take place. and Asst Guildshcct Editor. Elections for 1998/99 Nominations arc taken from O&MC Nominations for Events the floor. The Summer Term meeting of Officer, Publicity Officer and the Officers and Members Guildsheet Editor have closed Colours Council will be convened and elections will be held at the Nominations are invited for straight after the AGM. Likely AGM. C&GCU Colours for items on the agenda are: Nomination papers for contributions to the any part of First reading of the new Academic Affairs Officer, the Union. Nominations to constitution Departmental Societies p.burge@ic, or [email protected] as Format for the Freshers' Officer and Welfare Officer soon as possible. Dinners in 1998 go lip this Monday, coming For any information about th posts, agenda, colours or Departmental and CCU down 5pm, Friday 15 May. anything else, contact Hamish level sports Elections will be held at AGM. Common ([email protected])
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COMPETITIVE PRICES, VAT FREE TO STUDENTS 8 May 1998 NOTICES AND EDITORIAL
Applications are invited for the position of Editorial SUBWARDEN Of all the problems facing IC stu- is it that we also have one of the London Weekend Television dents, accommodation is both worse student accommodation the biggest and the most expen- services in the country? The only are currently engaged in sive. London - the largest city in services provided by the SAO to research for a forthcoming FALMOUTH KEOGH the UK - also has the least proper- students seeking private accom- documentary about the twi- ty available for students. The land- modation are unhelpful advice, a light economy surrounding lords know this, and charge almost Loot HALL copy of and the notorious the world of the sex industry. as much rent as 'professional' property lists featuring landlords at homes poor quality properties. various stages of hardened crime Applications welcome from all As part of this, we would be interested in hearing from While a student studying in, say, and properties which may or may members of the college with at Sheffield might typically pay £30 - not have four walls and a roof. any students who have least 18 months before com- £40 for a room in a terrace house After that, you are on your own. So sought to supplement their petion of their course. with a lounge and garden, their what should they be doing? The income with occasional work London contemporaries are lucky first and easiest step is to listen to Application forms are available in this area. People with sto- to get away with less than £70 for what students are telling them from the Accommodation ries to tell should call David a small room in a crumbling flat about properties and landlords. 1 with no communal space. am aware that the SAO has a poli- Office, 15 Princes Gardens, and Donnelly on 0171 261 3276. Further more, you can walk cy of not vetting homes / landlord should be returned to the Obviously, all communication around Sheffield in any of the sub- (which I strongly disagree with), Warden, Dr Andrew will be dealt with in the urbs near the university, and you but the very least they can do is upmost discretion. Livingston, Chem Eng, by 5pm will see countless signs advertising ban from the lists those names Friday 15 May. vacant student accommodation, with the worst reputation, such as and even specialist estate agents. Mrs Sofiar. The properties are generally well Secondly, they can and should looked-after and compare check properties and contracts 11* I I favourably to the 'ordinary' homes before students sign and move in. rs next door. In contrast, student The SAO has a massive potential houses in London bear no resem- influence over landlords' behav- Ast ,s to congratulate those blance to resident's flats and rarely iour. While landlords don't care a wor : call of duty, all in the have all the basic essentials for jot about individual tenants, if they
nam re tuirenuy night for the following habitation - a lounge, a proper know that they will not get any IC awa bathroom and kitchen, hot water, students until they act legally, they electricity and some sort of garden will soon come up to scratch Hal) or rights to an open space. Lastly, the College should con- The Last year, I lived in a fairly typi- sider the shining example set by to tl cal student flat in Earl's Court. We Hull University (yes, really). They had no living room, a tiny kitchen have a policy of signing longer term Cole and several bedrooms had been tenancies on suitable properties The ire- split up to bring the total to seven. and then sub-letting them to stu- Ion My own room measured 5 foot by dents. This allows them to keep the 1 1 foot, and had no windows. And prices down, the landlords in the cost? £68 per week, now £73 check, and the students well Ou and rising at £5 each year. I have looked-after. Do you think the SAO An »n- heard of and seen much worse would ever do that? Would a land- tin iv- than this. lord ever let you off the rent? itic Given all these problems, why
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Trouble Ahead for Letters to Felix... Campus Renaissance
LEAN, MEAN AND After having lived for a year in other time maybe? sub-standard, over priced accoma- Cheers TURNING GREEN dation at the adress mentioned Rich Setchfield, Aero III above (as advertised by the I.C Dear Editor, accomadation office) my current Nightmare landlord or house? Let 1 thought I might offer further flatmates and 1 returned to the us know, the name / address and insight into the rector's comment: accomadation office in search of what problems they have caused something better. We had been you, and we will produce a 'name "My students are no smarter than looking for weeks for something and shame' list of our own. Ed those at Oxford or Cambridge, suitable but had found nothing and they're meaner and leaner" the end of term was now upon us. Sir Ronald Oxbrough. In desperation we went to the SOUND ADVICE accomadation office for some help Meaner because they have to and advice and what did we get?.... Dear Felix deal with nightmarish accommoda- A copy of 'Loot'. Thanks for reporting the may- FELIX tion officers [Letters, Felix 1 106 &. This second example of total oral elections last issue [news, 1109] and landlords [House of Hell indifference to the student led me 1113]. While I think that a mayor - Felix 1113]. to wonder what the people in the for London is a good idea, 1 would Issue 1114 Leaner because they eat food accomadation office actually do all like to tell readers on thing - when served up by IC catering. day (apart from not be able to work we do get to vote on who it will be, On a second note, perhaps we out that a flat containing two dou- DON'T vote for Jeffery Archer. should all get a glimpse of the ble rooms and one single room is This man is a con-artist and a Sherfield extravagance mentioned not a flat for three people). liar. Through out his career he has by Simon. It would be a great fun Accomadation offices at many contstantly claimed to have a for Sherfield's suite 5 to be opened other universities offer all sorts of degree from Oxford university Felix. Beit Quad. Prince Consort up for visitors (a bit like the Lord help and services to their cus- (which he hasn't), a diploma in Road. London. SW7 2BB. chancellor's apartments) we could tomers (yes we are customers anatomy from a prestigious Internal tel: 58072. fax: 48072. then all stand in awe of the decor since, without us they would not American college (which he hasn't) y' ;:.} ' }'