.~ ~i:t','~: I~;~ , E u c 5 D Connerly Proposes Mystery Admissions BERKELEY, ali 1'. - Regent Ward onnerly wants to remove the name ~ from application~ hefore they arc processed to hide all clues to an applicant's race. Connerl , who pushed ahead the university 's repeal of affi rmati ve action two UC AN DIEGO THUR DAY, MARCH 13, 1997 years ago. claims that campus admission~ offices will use any method to promote diversity - induding deriving a person's Student race from thei r name. UC Berk eley's admissions director said it is almost impo sible to Conduct create a completely anonymous Brother, admissions system. and th at people will make as umpti ons Can You Code Revised - correct or not. Other regents derided onn erl y' proposal UPDATE: Modi fied code and said people should be enti ­ tiled to thei r names. spells out students' rights and - Th e Daily Californian are re~ pon sibi l ities

Student Charged By Adam Nichols With Arson Staff Writer MI NEAPOLIS, Minn. - ADime. Following three yea rs of intense discu sion, Minnesota University freshman U SO 's Student onduct ode has been Ryan Evan on was charged with revi ed to spell out in more exact detai l both arson in connection with a fire at yp STAGNANT BUDGETS student ' rights and penalti es for mi sco nduct. a university residence hall late The new code. whi ch is pending approval Saturday ni ght. In vestigators are AND SPIRALLING by Chancell or Robert Dynes, was developed by pursuing a first -degree arson the tudent Regulati ons Review Committ ee. charge agai nst Evanson Occause COSTS ARE FORCING ick Aguilar, director of SO s tudent of the severity of setting a fire in Policies and Jud icial Affairs Office and chair­ a building with 500 resident . THE UCSD LIBRARIES person of the committee, was the driving forcc TIle fire wa~ the fifth incident in behind the revisions. the residence hall since Feb. 15, TO TAKE A LONG , One of the mmt sig nificant c hange~ hut police have not made any II1vlllves the univer~tty 's usc of mandatory stu ­ arrests in connection with the HARD LOOK AT dent fees for re li gious ends. In the past. stu­ other four fires. dents have compla ll1cd that their fee~ were u~ed - The Minnesota Daily VITAL BUT EXPENSIVE to furt her ~ uch ca u~es through guest lecture~ and other activi ti es. Protesters Storm RESEARCH JOURNALS "S tudent fees may not be used for rcligiou~ Regents Meeting lorl ideo logical purposes," Aguilar said. "Each MADISO , Wi s. - More than lUdent has the right not to have I theirlmanda­ 60 hostile members of Ihe The co t of the tory sludenl fees used for rcli g iou~ purposes." Alliance for Democracy UC 0 librari , 7,000, Although Aguilar sa id sl udenls are entitled stormed the University of to a refund of Ihe portion of their fees used for such purposes, refunds arc prorated and some­ Wisconsin Board of Reg e nt~ dd r earch journal meeting on Friday, calling for tllnes amount to little more than 0.25. the universi ty to se ll its interest ha finally bec m The new code specilies thi s ri ght. in Texaco hecause the company unbearabl , forcing th Oth er changes ha ve Ocen made to the way operates in Burma. Student. the uni versit y handles all egati ons of student carried posters and banged on librarie to shay a mi sconduct. Previously, student s' ri ghts were the doors of the room where much as 20 percent off not clea rl y spell ed out in the code. Under the the regents were holding a pending revisions, each stage of the discipli ­ closed meeti ng. The regents f the collection bud, nary process is outlined to ensure fair and eq ui ­ appoi nted a private review ser­ g t for th upc mlng tahle treatment. vice to look into the matter, but "Students have the right to the due process Ihe protesters said a review was year. provisions in th e tudent Conduct Code," not enough . The niversity of " om of the journal Ag uil ar said. Wisconsin currently has The new code will ignificantl y affec t stu ­ $250,000 invested in Texaco c t $500 a year for a dents li ving in university housin g. stock. ub cription. The e are Although the revisions will standardize di s­ - The Badger Herald ci plinary proceedings across all fi ve co lleges, the cheap journal ," res ident deans will no longer have the di sc re­ tion th ey cu rrent ly enjoy in dealing with viola­ See LIBRARY, Page 3 tions. For instance, Mudent s accused of alco hol violations in the residence hall s will no longer Story by Eric Brace he discipli ned so lely for Violating their housi ng contracts. and wi ll in~tcad he referred to the Graphic by Brendan Cahill See CODE, Page 8 . UCSD Officials Release Final 1997-98 Admissions Figures FIELD: Pro pec ti ve tant vice chancellor lor enro llment (earning Ie.,s than 1>29.000 annual ­ were accepted. Last year. 344 were management. ,aid hl\ oillee admit ly). accepted out of 729 who applied. Fall 1997 cia .. i: ted approxllnately 13 , 100 studcnh ThiS year, 3X.2 percent or stu­ The numher of Mexican ­ PEZ larger, more diverse and anticipate, that "hout ). 100 dents admitted come I rom high­ Amencan ( hi cano ) \wdents \~I" ultimately I.: nro II L'C D Income lamille,. whi Ie 18.2 per­ applYll1g lor admi\slon fell lrom HIATUS: The Guardiall By Julia Kulla-Mader admitted 11.942 sludent\ lor lall cent arc rrom low-incoille families . 1,841 10 I.X 19, hut the number or 1,,1"\ 10 Florida \ka band Staff Writer 19%. 2.X26 01 whom acceptcd. With the cxceptlOn or Arncan­ tho,e \tudent~ acccpted ro. e from 1.('\\ ThUll Jake 9 UC D\ fall 19l)7 freshman Thc aver., 'C SAT lor the IlJlJ7 American,. the numhcr of undcr­ 1.060 to 1,140. cia" ... corcd higher on the admlltcu clas~ I'> 1.270, up lour repre,ented-ll1lnonty \tudent, The rank., or prospecti' e Lalll10 OPINION: A move to Standardl/ed Achlevcment Tc,t pOint, lrom 1.272 thIS yea r. applYll1g to L SJ) lor f,III 19lJ7 .,tudent, counteu Sl parately (' Olvl ... ion II would he (SAT!. IS largcr, wealthlcr ,IIlU L, ... t ycar. \5 .7 percent 01 adnllt­ .,dI111'siol1 dropped. Ilowcvc r. the lrom CllIcalill studcnt., uropped it good thing all around 4 morc et hni ca lly and gcographlcall) ted tudents lIS- \Vcrc Irom low - IllCOIllC 1.1IU1 lie ... Amcn '.111 tudcnt applilu and \64 See ADMISSIONS, Page men ', h,l. kctballtollmey 14 LOR 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 13, 1997 Thursday. March 13, 1997 The UCSD Guardian EWS 3 LIBRARY: This latest round of cuts will be subscribe to the print version of 1ROU..... N PARADIS. Herbert York Talks ETCETERA ... even more comprehensive than the any journals acquired electronical­ Cuts are scheduled last, which took place in 1990-91 , ly. Lowell's plan ca ll for cancel­ Spiralling costs without corresponding budget Increases to begin in 1998-99 resulting in the eliminati on of ing print subscriptions the year have forced UnIversity LIbrarian Gerald Lowell to cut the About His Life, Times 1,465 largely unread journals - 17 aftcr electronic versions bccomc UCSD LIbraries' journals budget by 20 percent for 1997-98. Continued from page 1 percent of the libraries' total ,ub­ availahlc. The budget has already been cut 17 percent since 1990-91. niversity Lihrarian Gerald sc ription,. LEADER: UCSD's first chancellor helped shape Lowell's plan i, ha,ed on th ' Number of Total cost Average cost Lowell .,oJol ' T ~Mf. MAPl~ S'1ll.uP, pm: e~ of acadellllC "This is another H owever, former UCSD only in the racc to develop nuclear O~L'l HOoJE.::l. Tf-\E.'l ClUJ, Affi>I1.t> wi II continue, hudget. Lowell ,ald. SSH 4,029 $610,000 $152 hanccllor Herbert weapon~ hut later .0 6£ T MAP\£. TIl.£ES OVE.R I'" journal~ . action that's lIccordi ng to BiOlogy Prok,.,or Martin "-HE.IQ. COu""To..,. "Berau\e hud ­ Science 3,337 $2.240.000 $670 York i, such a man. scrved a~ an advi­ letting the Scripps In,lJIutlon Chn'pceb "lid he ,upport\ the York spent M onday sor to ~ ix .S. pre). ­ get I ncrea~e\ ha ~c of Oceanograph} movement IOward Internet-hased Total 7,366 $2,850,000 $387 - evening sharing hi' idem s concern ing not kept pace wilh library go to lihranan Pt.:lt:r journals bccau,e of thc quid. and lifc experienccs the usc of nuclear jOtlrnal price Bruege man , evcn if ea.,) access 10 ,tudIC)., orten heck. If the Source: UCSD Libraries with a group of ,IU ­ York increases, we lace the libraries ~wi tch weapons, months hcrore they appear in pnn!. Arash Gholamhosseln/ Guardlan dent).. received his under­ WATtH FOR 6EC\:OS \.IJ\\bJ Ihe prospect that by library ever to electronic form~ Fellow biology Professor At the age of 22, graduate degree at ~00 (:I) I,.,) A RES'TAuI!.AoJi the year 200 I, we of journals. such as Christopher Wills said that while IIoTIoI \6t-lT. \~j1{£ R£StA\I~.rr reinstitutes the th ere wi II he year~ of rcse;lrch sim­ ., ew, spccia lil.l.!d joumals have will need to ca ncel CD-ROM s and York was recruited thc University of I C; l\1<:.E. A n::.NT W ITK L.0'tS' he supports the concepl of Int ernet ply missing." corne forward in th e last few to work on th e Rochester and his Of' (ANO~S, 60 OuiS IDE the dollar equiva­ journal, there Internet versions, puhlishing, hc and hi graduate stu ­ A .. O ~OOK OtJ THE SIDE. of Assistant "linguisti cs Professor years," Dilhlrd sa id. ''They may be lent of 30 percent "Some publish- Manhattan Project, graduatc deg rec TI~f TENT, TKE'1'(lE SuptQ.­ will be years of dents have had problems hecause Sharon Rose, who notcd that she is as relevant and important for ouPER.. HARo TO C. P;t"CH. of our current sub­ ers want a cost which spearheaded "I had the from University of of the libraries' overly ambitious generally unimpressed with specifics studi es as the cstab lished, scriptions," Lowell research simply the U.S, elfon to alifornla at beyond the print and " hcavy-handert" journal can ­ UCSD' lihrary system, silid the expensive journals." marvelous good wrote. "Gi ven th e cost, similar to develop nuclear Berkeley. missing. " cellation policies. journal cutback will also affect the Dillard suggested that the ro le of research at adding a premium weapon .... He IS cur­ fortune to be " I had the mar­ - Christopher Wills "Sometime I have to wait socia l sciences. librarie ask local companics to pay UCSD, this level of for the electronic rently a lIll:mher of ve lou). good for­ Biology professor weeks for a journal article," Wills "My dcpartmcnt relics heavily for some of the more expensivc or presented with cut would be cata- Pug wash, a private tune to hc present­ Wt MAOE. A WOe.L.O QE.coRO co nt e nt ." said. " I won't, however, be the one on journals," Rose said. " We esoteric journals. organil at ion that opportunities••. ed with opportunl ­ OIE.I). Itt ~\C; GAME-L.Ar..l.~IS strophic." B ruegeman said. "Some ask the hardest hit. The grad students will GANltLAIJ IS lOUt) AS ONE OF depend upon the specialized jour­ "What I suggest is that the By eliminating 20 percent. or same price. And. hopefully, morc recei ved the ohd I was one of ti e~," York said. " I ~OSE l1'IMeovl!l,.)~ ~I~£), encounter the most trouble." nals that could be at risk." libraries ask San Diego's, for Peace I ri.l.e HI wa). a,kcd to serve AN'O t.lE. f:EL~ A~lEtP RI(;HT $622.360, of the current se rials wi II want 90 percent of the print Wills added that he views the IJEl<:T TO IT. we Su:P"t Rlc,tfi Rose said that while the UCSD example, biotech industries to sub­ only three who acquisitions budget, Lowell sai d he costs. The rate of innation, howev­ 1995. on Eiscnhower's )1)£)(, \0 ~f. LOVVE.ST Mutt discontinuation of certain journals libraries are adequate, they aren't scribe to thc expensive biotech . I'-I-n-I€. WOQ,t...o' hopes to avoid any further cancel­ Cha ltcellor sc ienti fie advisory er. on both mediums will average as a risk to the libraries' futurc in the leagues of othcr world-class could spend my ~==- journal." Dillard said. " There commillee, which ...... lations until the 2000-0 I academic I 0 percent a year. I don ' t see any Robcrt Dyncs resea rch capabilities. universi ty libraries such as UCLA, see ms to he a lack of creativity on full time at the year. way in changing the money introduced York at had 17 mcmber~ . ''This is another action that 's Stanford and Berkeley. the part of the libraries." Cancellations will begin with aspect." the talk, held at the White House But I was one of Ictting the library go to hcck," Chemistry/biochemistry grad­ In the future, UC President subscriptions that come up for Plan s for incorporating the Pepper Canyon helping him deal only three who Will said. " It will be almost uate student Thomas Dillard sai d Richard Atkinson's proposcd renewal in January 1998. Lowell electronic versions of popular Lodge. could pend my full impossible to nurse it back the university necds to take sys­ University of California Digital and his staff are currently consult­ journals into the libraries' co llec­ " In lIlany way" with speCific time at thc While Ibecausel discontinuations put gaps temwide action to preserve the Library(UCDL) would link the ing with faculty members on which tions wi II bcgin in 1998-99 . Herb i~ one of my questions about House helping him in the library's co llection. I f the quality of its libraries' collec­ nine ca mpus libraries togethcr with journals wi II be cut. Although the libraries currently great heroes," deal with specific library ever reinstitutcs th e journal, tions. a single electronic databasc. Dyne~ ~aid . " He i~ nuclear question, ahout BRIEFLY... onc of the impor­ weapons and nuclear weapons " In 1980. when thc Pope had to wanted to do anything to end th e tant minds which and how to ~ I ow First clas~es boring, but read illleresting ence of Ihe Deprcssion Era," York YORK: give one Qf his many talks on the war." shaped politics in how to slow down the nuclear Jaan Noolandi to Discuss Ethics books on science at th c lihrary. Hc said. "My father and his father chancellor discusse suhject, he formcd a subcommillce the world in the down the arms race." McmOlialiLoo on campus, York attributes his political pa,sion 10 a were both railway clcrks, and my to hclp him dccide what to say, and 20th century." York said he UC Regents' Lecturer Jaan Noolandi will give a pub­ and recognized at the ceremony. were Student his experience ha, a hall and stree t namcU after friend . father wanted to make sure I got a nuclear arms I was invited to be one of the mem­ 'York, who ,till rememhers lic lecture entitled "The Science and Ethics of Genetic Organizations and Leadership Opportunities Office him. In fact. he now teachcs in the " I had a woman fricnd who was good cducation." Engineering" on Thurs ., March 13. The lecture will Director Yolanda Leyva. former Marshall College Provost Continued from page 2 hcrs of that cornrnillee," York sa id . huilding that bears his name. When served as the Ii rM race." v i v i d I Y very interested in the world and it~ York has his own takl: Oil thl: take place at 110 Peterson Hall from 4 to 5:30 p.m. Faustina Solis and community member Jerome Navarra. work as an arms-colllmillec advisor During hi s presentation on chancellor of - Herbert York Eisenhower's visits askcd about thc,e tributes, York was politics. and I got intcrested in that root of hi s success, and gave the Noolandi will be visiting UCSO 's physics depart­ More than 5,000 honorary members have been named to Presidents Kcnnedy and Monday, York addressed the topic modest in his acknowledgment. hy talking to her." he ,aid. " In fact, UCSD in the sum - Chancellor Emeritus to him in the hospi - ment from March 10 through March 14. He will be to the society. including President Bill Clinton, author asse mblcd studcnts a bit of advice Johnson. Later. hc workcd closely o f Hiroshima and Nagasaki - " I found it kind of mer of 1961 , retired tal during his available to consult with UCSD students and faculty Alex Haley and former Rrst Lady Barbara Bush. clllharra~~­ I wrote a ).ol11cwhat naive lellcr to to take with them. with Presidcnt Cartcr, who wa, about which he had thought in 1988. However, hc is leading a recovery from a heart attack. on the interface of physics and biology. as well as is~ues ing," he said. "Somctimes when Illy congressman ;"king how to " I havc no regrets; things worked very intere,ted in nuclcar - arm~ about deeply. seminar thi s quarter entitled "The first time, our conversa ­ other topics , during his visit. To contact Dr. Noolandi , Scripps Professor Munk Honored I'm asked ahout whether Yurk Hall heco me an amha,~ador wi th the ou t for me in an t;x traordinary seiDl' control. "'The Japanese had lost hut didn't "Science, Technology, and Public tion dealt with heart attacks call 534-6832. for Ufetlme Achievement i~ named after me, I say no, It 's forcign servicc and hc an).wercd cirtumstances:' he said, "The thing In addition to advising presi­ want to ,urrcnder - back then, their named aftcr my father." me with a letter that wa, actually Affairs." because he had had one too, and thc Walter Munk. a professor of geophysics at UCSD's a person has to dn is to sci I.e good Reception Honors New Golden dents ahout how to deal with mentality was that death was pre­ Though hi, lirst love was 'CI ­ scrioliS. Kori Schake, a post -doctoral second time, we gossiped about all Scripps Institution of Oceanography, will receive the opportunities while moving through nuclear weapons, York gave Pope ferred to surrendcr." he ,aid. scholar who assists York with the the people we didn't like - and Key Honor SocIety Members Oceanology International Lifetime Achievement Award encc , York dcveloped an intcrc,t m ·'But. when I en tered co llege, I lilC. You nevl:r know where the John Paul II advice on how to " Already, thcre had been over tOO seminar, said he believes York is a that was great fun," York said. UCSD's Golden Key National Honor Society chap­ during the Oceanology International 1997 Pacific Rim pUlltic, :1\ well. He explained that went into engincaing hCGlu).e I opportuniti es co me from, hut usual­ addre~s the Issue. million lives In,t. So at that time, we great asset and resource to students. After Eisenhower's teml, York ter inducted new members into the prestigious group conference to be held in Singapore in May. he found hi ., high -.. chool ,cience wa, Joh onl.!nted due til the IIlflu- ly it I~ from a person." in a Feb. 27 ceremony. " He is an cxtraordinary man came to UCSD while con tinuing Munk, who has been with Scripps for 50 years. Academically superior juniors and seniors from all was selected because of his contributions to the field who has contributed an extraordi- See YORK, Page 3 majors were initiated into the society and received of ocean acoustics. Munk is a leading force in the scholarships at the same time, study of waves. tides. ocean circulation. the earth's MOSIC ADotn' DR. GEORGF-••• Revelle junior Erik Sudderth, an electrical engi­ rotation and the use of sound to study the oceans, Dr. o-g.kll. NIl lIMn neering major with a 3.99 GPA, was the society's TRADER HrVingthe UCSD community tor Errata: newest junior member, Sudderth is a member of the Pediatrics Professor to over 111 ,.,., He I•• gredu8te UCSD of the .... -..d Tub UnIY_lty In the March 10 Guardian anicle, "Committee Recommends Housing Institute of Electrical and Electronic Engineers and participates in the Howard Hughes Undergraduate Discuss AID5-Related Blindness School of DentIetry In ....on. Fee Increase," the name of the A .S. representative to the Hou ing and Science Enrichment Program. UCSD Professor of Pediatrics Stephen Spector will U end NIl demau.trllled the! Dining Services Commillee - Darr Gerscovich - was misspellcd. he I... the forefront of the ....t The new senior member is Muir student Andrea present a lecture entitled "AIDS : New Hope for Children techftaIogy end ____ In In addition, he did not say that the commi ttee was orignally consider­ Toy. Toy is majoring In General Biology and has a 3.97 and Prevention of Cytomegalovirus·associated dentietry. ing raising both the apartment and residence-hall fees by $300. The com­ GPA. She is a member of Sigma Kappa and is a stu­ Blindness" at 4:30 p,m. on Thurs" April 3. This pre­ MoItImpartanlty, Dr, .... millee was considering raising residence-hall fces to match the expected dent intern at the Shiley Eye Center, sentation will be in the Garren Auditorium of the Basic --..,., , shonfall from rising rcsidence-hall expenses. Selected for honorary membership in the Society Sciences Building at the UCSD School of Medicine...... /lie emph...... on Indlrl...... The Gllardian regrets the error...... ,..To BEFORE AFTER .r...... 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AdIIerllslnll Manager form "helher In whole or In part, wilhoul permiSSion IS slnc\ly prOhibitea. Oesltn Editor WALT DtCKINSON, MIKE MARTINEZ, AdverOsmg An Director ConvonlQnt locOIIO"' fH • 0rIII SUrgery C 1997. all rights ,eserved. "Ie UCSO Guard,,,,, is nol responsible for 1he rei urn JIM SERIO, Online Editor JOE I'NI, Advertis ing Desltn & Llln Madillan. Adria M\) f". Llt., C"J1.RUrr-'ON may he rather thIn . hUI II glow;, hypotheSIS IS 10 take a 4ul c ~, o ur ­ Increase Spirit and Prestige A~~EE t> To TU"N ('(\" during final, \ICC}.. \\1.'11 prac tI ced. word, In )ourear" f ~ lIr ) . no ncl he le~, ney 10 Ralph's and o h ~erve how II " ele\:Hcd Into an hI gher an Beillfl.' Llmlll g, an old fo lk \ s \'" ME. "Ico .. . N05E.1H~ OrHE~ WII"I The ralllfall of exa m ~ proV Ide, man people th ere arc f1agranlly for m. J U,I \\ hal new level, 1\1 lale: A hu,hand and WI fe arc 1,\ ­ One of the most inleresti ng items on next quarter's A.S . the perfect excu.c to hehave in \ Iud ying al th e sandwic h counl cr Fofl. antrtes may he geo u ~ and overt di s re~ pec i for the finals week, and Ihn:c IIllle, a . ear 1 may he Ihree cow,. lour dog~ anu two skipped during final s. dimini:-.h UCSO\ reputa ti on a). a top academic in,titution. law. How can th e polic.: force students of the crowned Srar~h: Prince,s. lamh,. Then CO lli I.' hacl. and ,ee You have Ih e perfcci excuse The idea that upgrading CSD's l:xccl lent Divi:-'I on III arrest Ih o~e who rea ll y dc\crve In In :lddIlI011 , 1 suddeill y rellI CIll ­ lIle. " nOI 10 ca ll home: "Sorry MOIll . be arrested - 1i ke skal ehoarders "how to be more prog ram ~ to Di ision II would bring down our kvcl or aca­ her ah() Ullhallhank - ~ou card I' ve The cou pl c had no clue ho\\ I've rea ll been hilling the and peopl e who Ihrow gum on Ih e assertive" school of hel.'n mea nin g 10 wr ll e 10 Au 111 demi c ac hievement is dubious at be~t and ludi cro uc., at th ai wa\ gO Ing to help. hu t oUI 01 hooks." Thc four magic words "I fl oo r - when th ey an: 100 hu ~y thought run Wild. Elhe!. as \\cll a, any other d"lanl ,hel.'r CUflO' Il ) Ih ey agrced 10 fo l­ worst. Divi~ion I ,chool:-. :-.uch ", LA and C Berkeley have to sludy" pro vi de Ihe pcrfcct wa lching yo u" re lall vc,. low her InMrU Cll on.". Ai'tl.'r a wl.'ek have oUNandin g spom programs and arc the most hi ghl y exi l for anyonc who geb sl uck in Per haps dIscovering your wll h normal , Ieep pall e rn ~ . Ltnder\\car. , heeb. lahlccl()lh~ Ihey relllrned 1(\ theIr fnend and a w nve rsati on they would ralher regarded campuses in the system. It is fa ll aciou, to crtllllnality i~ j u~t one of Ih e ne\\ Whtle you may he dcnled , uch and every Dlher malcnal ohJel.:1 1I,l.cd whal 10 do nexi. "Gel nd of nOI he a pan of. Cultivallng Ihat Ihings yo u will learn ahoul your­ assume that a trade-orr ex ists hetween the qual it y of acade­ luxuries a, sleep, Ihi , nU\ly lillk th :1I wo n'llIIcll IS iro ned ~o ~ Iilf If all the animals." Sure enough , mad -dog look in yo ur eyes is no se lr during Ihi s sea. on of se lf-dis­ road or ~e lf- d e pn va ll on IS abo makes my grandmOlher jealous. wi th Ih e anima ls gone, Ih e lillIe mi c program s and the quality of sports progralm. easy las k. Yet, half of the siudent cove ry. Everyone knows th at th e paved wilh lovely indulge nce,. In ge neral. Ihe air smel ls better shack fell IIkc a man,i on. The In fact, moving to Division II - th ereby increasing the hody manages 10 accompli sh thi s lim e spenl in I.:o llege is 10 "find 'I '> OK to ea l crap ; Dorllos and around Ih e apartl11Cnl s and dorms couple li ve d happily ever arler. compctiti veness and visibi Iit y of l1CSO\ ,port s programs real: Ihe olher half gets p(Jinls for yo ursc l 1'," and fin als week is Ih e 1\ inkies help Ih e inrormalion heca use >uddc nl y .:veryont: Similarly, after final s week . trying. - offers several benefits to SD. First. it will add perfect wa y to do this. By di scov­ Sli ck 10 yo ur hrai n all Ih e hett er. de cides 10 culli va le Iheir I.: ltlinary ordinary, Illundane ta sks heco ille Because all will he fo rgiven. tremendously to our languid school spirit. Having hi gher­ ering how man y w o rd ~ yo u can Cigarelles and all.: ohol ma y he , kilb with admirahle delermina­ easy and . 1 daresay. a welcoll1e taking a s hower and grooming in quali ty sports teams to cheer on ca nnot help but bring the HYPERSENSITIVITY RUNS type throug h a foggy haze of had for you. hut dUring finals lion . Anylhing and everyth ing 10 breath of fre sh air. The fa 'l thai general become optl ona!. The drooping eye lid~ and JUSI how lit ­ wcek - Ih e wee ~ III wh Ich all aVOId Ihe final ta~k ,II hand . Ihe silldeni hody ha, resumed campus together. grosser you look and the more lie sleep you need to sur vIve. you ~ in s arc forgiven - Ih l.!y allevlale Whal 1 don 't underSiand is why Second, bringing the ca mpu~ toget her and increasing acceptah le hyg iene ~la nd ard, your hair sti cks oul. the hi ghl.!r in can leSI your ph y~ i ca l and menial ,I ress. AllIencan cultu re hasn'l co me up helps ll\ well. A, a ve ry \~Ise school spirit would go a lon g way toward improving our RAMPANT THROUGH SOCIETY ra nk (no pun in tend ed) you climh. lilllii s. In fae l, thi s may be th e For Iho,e of you who arell 'l wllh \O I11 C ,on of fairy or woman (my 11101 her) nnl'e lokI Yesterday', cofree ,Ialll magica ll y onl y time thai insomniac~ ha ve an alumni base. ompared to other schools, CSD's alumni ­ ~ tlrea d) addIcted 10 c:t1fci nc. no w Illunchktn 10 help u ~ wi th our lII e: You ha ve 10 elll #I@ q COMMENTARY: Too many people have forgo tten that unlike other hecome, a g lori ous medallcstify- association participation and contribution rat e~ are simpl y unfair advantage over th ose o f us IS Ihe perfeci lillle to di~cover th e g rad e~ . Lillie I.id, ha ve Ihe Tooth hefore yo u can appreciate (; akc. pathetic. Having quality sports team s for alumni to rall y kind of weapons, words can wound only if their victims let them around would inspire alumni loyalty and translate in lO After proseculion wi tn ess vest today. in Ihe form of legal sanctions and ham­ increased contributions. Denni s Fung fumbl ed clumsi ly fis ted pres!;Ure tacti cs against writers and public UCSD students should voll.: "yes" on the proposed di vi­ during hi . II1l e n ~e cro •• -exami­ co mment ato rs who que ti on the co llectivist orth o­ sion move. Moreover, a move to Divi sion II should be nati on by defen se attorneys. doxy and convoluted "fighting words" policies on Rohert ShapIro of the Dream co ll ege campuses written by so-ca ll ed "diversi ty accompanied by athll.!ti c scholarships so as to attract as Team (th e one with 0.1 . ex pert s." Apparenlly. word s can now "assault" peo­ many high-quality athletes as possible. Onl y when UCSO SImpson, not Charb Barkley) ple. Be on the lookout for a new Brady Bill , with a starts to thi nk seriously about improving its intercollegiate and hl~ cohort~ drew up a menu 15-day waiting peri od for permi ss ion to wi eld ath letic programs will it begin to climb out of the shadow Pet e r from an Imaginary reslau rant "assault words" like "c hink ," "kike" or "wop." ur Division I schools like U LA and Berkeley. th ey jokIn g- What is it that makes people CHANG ly duhhed unable to laugh al themse lvcs? S ((t r/}()a rtf Ih ~ "Hang Clea rl y, the real repercussions of Sensible Fee Policy Should Sa/I'(/ Fun g authentic racism are no laughing Restaurant. " mailer. It took 80 years for thi s Protect FaI.lilies and 1116 UC A~ I ~ the ea~e wllh \ueh Ihlll g'. nation to outlaw the institution of word gOI oul and Ihe A.ian slavery, and we are still coming to For public universities. maintaining a hi gh-quality Lawyers' A\~ocla"on , along wi lh grips with some of its demograph ­ WEEKEND CELEBRATION academic environment whi le simultaneously keepin g other A"an groups, ral seu such a ic consequences. Less than 40 education affordable has proven to be a dirficult feat. puhlic .HllfIIl IIl1d dranK th ai years ago, ours was a nalio" of Green Beer Pints & In th e earl y 1990s, Ca lifornia's higher-edu cation sys­ Shapiro .penllhc heller part of Ihe "colored" and "white" drinking tem raised student fees by 135 pe rcent. which many next two weeks kowtowing to var­ fountains and forced segregation. Killians Pints $2.75 ious Asian orga nilation ' anu When did we evolve 10 a popu ­ people believe limited access to t!1e universitit:!'I. m.:dla ked~. The existence of lati on of thin-skinned political Aiming to rectify this situation , California In th e eth erl ands, legal hemophiliacs, ready to bleed at Food Specials: Assemblywoman Denise Moreno Oucheny (0- an dehate ,ti ll rage, ahout th e coun­ Mein Kampf does the sli ghtest louch of conflicting Diego) has introduced the oll ege Affordability Act or Iryw ide han ot Adolf Hiller's hook not cause anti· Id eology? One of thc most persis­ Ruebens, Irish Tacos 1997, which would freeze student fecs in the S Mel/I KOII/f'f. Delendcrs of the han te nt myths in the canon of polit i­ Corned Beef & Cabbage \3 Ihey Me "nITended " hy the fact Semitism. Ignorance call y correci orth odoxy is th e and community-co ll ege s stems until th e yea r 2000. Ihal anyone would want to read and bigotry do. belief th at eradicating "haleful " ftcr 2000. fee s would again be allowed to rise, hut Illl' wo rk , 01 the Nail cl,clator. and speech IS an effect ive cure for would be pl: gged to the average rate of gro\\ th in pcr­ \\ nrn ed Ihat I" legal puhltcatlon Elimination of the hate. Their prescript ion for soci ­ Our New Nightclub Kick Off \onal incollles within Californid. wo ulu 'pur ~ 1Il" -. ellliti'lll. symptoms of ety's ills ca n he summaril.ed thu s­ Crcat ing a plan that makes fce in crca,es more rre Ha, .,n yn ne el,e noll ce u th <\1 societal diseases ly: "Slamp out the ~y mplo lll s, and Friday, March 14 ~ dictahk is a gn.:a t idea. Parent'> trying budgd for col ­ the on 'e-heahhy pube of puhlil.: you will kill the di sease." di\cour,e ha, I:llel y hcen flaller (lIke racism) often Such shurt-.ighted solut ions CARLOS MURPHY·S DJ & DanCing!! lege tUiti on ha ve had no way to predict how much fees Ihan .I Cah In Klein underwear carries with It the would he less palatable, to be wou ld rise from yt: ar to year. . omct ime s fees were sta­ model? There is a frighteningly sure, if they did nOl create some 4303 La Jolla Village Dr. ble. other ti mes they skyrocketed . Tying fees to a rela­ Influen tial body of aclivi Is hell - unintended encouragi ng short-term result s. tively stabl e benchmark all ows parents much more be nt on pursuing Iheir pa thologi­ consequence of With the advent of co ll ege speec h San Diego ca l vi~i() n of a utopian wo rld codes (as an example), unpopular WIN A TRIP TO S4~ fRANCISCO peace of mind when doing financial planning. amplifying their (619) 457-4170 However, tying fcc increases to rises in the level of where nobody\ feeling, ever gl:! opi ni ons are no longer heard. hurt - no mailer whose fi ght s gel virulence. When small peeps of contrary ROUND-TRIP AIRfAR[ fOR 2 per capita income is not the best policy. Instead. we trampled in the prOl:e,s. opinion manage to surface, their located outside the believe the fee increases shou ld be li nked to a reliable Left unt end ed in the fertile compost heap of i vy­ authors are ruthless ly si lenced. Unfortunately, such UTe Shopping Center 2 ~1(jtlT nOTfL ACCO~~ODATIONS measure of the inflation rate. This would ensure the tower academia. and divorced from any nece ity to policies never make public dialogue more intelligoot va lue of fee monies to the universi ty in times of high co nfront reality, the seeds of ethnic activism sown in or thoughtful - just more anitized. inflation. and avoid increasing students' relative share the sixties have now bIos omed into full -grown The truly ini ter long-term consequence are weeds of vic tim identity and hyper ensitivity. even more worrisome. When speech codes "succeed" of university expendi tures in ti mes of low inflation. We are witness to the rotted fru its of it bitter har- See WORDS, Page 6 •• 6 OPINIO The UCSD Guardian Thur day, March 13, 1997 Thursday. March 13, 1997 The CS D Guardian OPI 10 7 WORDS: docs not ca u~e anti -Semitism . There Is a much power over you r emoti onal from ex-girlfriends. COMMENTARY: In tead of dividing society by empha. izing the differences among our ra ial backgrounds, Ignorance and bigolry do. frighteningly sec urity do you want to give to Scri ously, without an apprecia­ Speech can hurt El imin ati on of the sy mploms of people'!" tion of th e absurd, it would be dif­ we should seek to celebrate American hi story, culture and traditions a means of bringing us together only if we let it ~ oc ietal di seases (Iikc racis m) Influential body of So how can we move forward ? ficult to weather criticism wilh often ca rries with it the uninlend­ activists hell-bent Perhaps a good first step is to grace and good humor. The mcs­ Continued from page 4 ed consequ cnce of amplifying reconnect with your se nse of sage bears repeating: Words only in eradicating politi ca lly unpopu ­ Ih eir virulence. Short-Ierm fixe s on pursuing their hum or. Peopl e with a kee nl y have as much power over yo u as RACE-SPECIFIC HISTORIES DIVIDE AMERICA lar speech. vic tim groups of all th at give the appearance of mak ­ developed . ense of humor know you allow. By Chris Schreiber and the promise of freedom are wh) pathological vision EdItor in Chief them from C~ 'aping. then th ey \Icre Korean desce nt who was ,wom III wipe~ rai ~e the ante, demanding ing environm ent s "non -hoslile" when to laugh - and as a corol­ So Ihe nex t time yo u find your­ millions of people co me to live here ca~ trat cd . and had th e SC I ercd a, a citi/en just la,t yea r. thc sev­ more co n ce ~~ion~ . Thu~, "anti ­ for minoritie, ultimately under­ of a utopian world lary. know when not to laugh. self angry over a comment ary you Once again Fehruary has come every yea r. ooth legally and il legal­ organs ,hovcd in their mou ths." cnth-genera ti on American of Zulu defamati on" l eague~ now monit or mine the policie\' lofty goa h . People need to learn to pi ck hear or read (like, you know, a and gone. With its departure we ly. where nobody's Rlchhurg wrote. desce nt whosc ancestors were puhll c communi callon with IOde­ Poli cie\ like ' peech codes gen­ their baili e!>. A sense of humor Peter Chang co lumn ) resist the wi tnessed the passing of anot her We should quit trying to artifi­ That I, th e reality of li vi ng in slaves and the Ihird -ge neration latl gable leal, ~ean: hin g for ~Ign, erate re,enlment with those who feelings ever get offers one the desperately needed lemptation to fi Ie a lawsuil , ca ll in African-Ameri can Hi story Month . cia ll y link people's identili es and Africa toda) . Illcrica has its fault s Ameri can of Polish descent whose of " ra c i~m " or " h o~ tilit y." disagrce wi th liS polilica l slant. perspec ti ve to do ,0. Don 't squan­ a death Ihreat or hurl a homh For 28 days, we were treated to cel­ se lf- e~ t eems wi th so-ca lled "home­ hurt - no matter to he slire. Whate ve r they llIay be. ancestors came staleslde Ileei ng the On th e individual leve l, and !>i lcnce di s~ idents fr om der your pa!>,i on on th e inconse­ through the poor sap's offi ce. ehrations of va ri ous Americans of land," that th ey will likely never whose rights get tllO~C faull s pale ill cO lllparison to at.1 hlillkrieg should all take the min () riti e~ are trained by ethni c­ cxpress in g their dissatisfac ti on . quenti al. The perenniall y so lemn Rea lilc thai the wurl d of ideas is a Afri can ancestry who achi eved sec. Even If people were given the the atrocities thai proceed on a dail y sa me amount of pride in the accolll ­ ,tudi e, and co mmunication, pro­ The hatc remai ns, driven under­ trampled In the aco lytes of politica l correctness noisy and chaotic place - live in great things, made amal.ing discov­ opportunity to visi t these home­ ha,i~ in ce nall1 part, of Africa. plishmcnts of Washington, fe,\o r ~ to tak e knee-jerk offen,e grou nd . and gai ns strength from never lea rn ed thi s lesson. it long enough and you're bound eries or demonstrated tremenduu, land" the y would most likely not process. Ri chhurg advise, those who would Jefferson, Lincoln and Fran klin as at any unfavorable cO l11m ent , th e mi sguided poli cies Ihal were Consequently. th ey find them ­ to ge t jostl ed once in a while . va lor in Ihe Iield of bailie. find whal they discovered therein "rol11antici/e Mother Africa a~ a any person whose ancestors sa il ed designed to si lence It. se lves fi ghting the wrong fire s. We That's pan of Ihe price we pay for The th eory behind Afri ca n­ terrihl y edifymg to their di straught aho ut their race. religIOn or eth ­ The focus should hlack Valhalla, where hlacks can over on the Mayflower. nl clt y, regard Ie" of whether the Unexp ressed emotIOn, never words do have power - to heal . would do well nOI to repeat th eir living in a free ociety. Wear a American Hi story Month is that it ~fJiri t , . wa lk with digni ty and pride" 10 Con erscly. the ac hievements of context ~a s a se ri ou, r aci~ t attack di e. They arc buri ed alive, onl y to encou rage. in spl re, edu ca te and mi stak es in ou r individual li ves . fl ak jacket if yo u must. gives African-Ameri ca ns a chance As a case in point. take Keith not be on African­ instead he grateful to li ve in a coun­ George Washington Carve r, th e or an i nnocuou, error of Judg­ surface later In ugli er forms. Is it enlighten. Likewi se, words also I've been working at th e More imporlantly, learn to to celebra te their cu lture and Ric hhurg. th e former Afri can American history as try like America. Tu skegee Airmen. Co lin Powell ment. any wonder that white-power hate ca rry the power to break hearts, Guardian for close to three yea rs keep yo ur coo l. We need 10 lea rn ac hi evemen ls. However, the prob­ bureau chief for the Wa.s "i'I ~10 1i An ti ci pat ing CritiCi sm rrom and Mil es Da VIS shou ld Oc celehrat­ For all the arg le- harglc rai sed groups, whose memOcrships ha ve spread lies and command arm ies. now, writing libertarian polemi cs to laugh at ou rsel ves, and at our lem with selling as ide a month in Post. Ri chhurg. who de,cribcd hi m­ a separate body of Afro-ccntmt, and tho,e givcn to cd hy all American~ , not as the spe­ over "hate speec h" and other hec n on the declinc for decades, However. at the end of th e da y, and defending race-neutral poli­ all -too -human affectations. If you which to focu s on African­ se lf as an African-American prior to study for a separate the roma ntl ci/in g he warn s cia l ac hi evement s of African­ transgressions against the sensi­ enjoy a resurge m:e in thi s puliti ­ words ha ve no more power over cics, frec markels, Chri stian s and find yo urself floored on the mat of Ameri can hi story is that it supports hi.. three-year stint in Africa, people. Instead, against. Ric hhurg states, "I do not Americans. hut

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rev i ions more clearly detail uni ­ complaints against studelHs arc jumped this year ... I tbink one can CODE: Most versity policies. resolved informally," ,aid ADMISSIONS: make a sare assumption that many violations are Also speci fi cally prohibited is Dreilinge r. who added that of More minorities student, are going to pri va te the th eft and/or abu~e of co mput er approxi mat ely 50 co rnplaint ~. onl y were accepted in '97 ,>chools." resolved in formalJ y eq uipment. Ahu,e include .~ mak· one ,tudent req uc,tcd an offi Cial Backer noted that the numher mg illegal copie, of copyrighted hearin g. Continued from page 1 or underrepresented-minority !> IU­ Continued from page 1 ,oft wa re and ~e nd i n g hara ... si ng e­ Studenl\ and faculty lend to Whilc the number of Native dent~ applying to the Ca li fomia SlUden l C(lndu~ t offi(;e lor pro ~e­ mail. dca l wllh di\clphnary matt er, on Ameril:an )' lUd e nt~ dipped slig ht ­ Stale nl versity ~y51em also (; ution . Although not inv(J~\'ed wllh th e Ihelr own. no mailer what th e ly Irom 146 to 142. 'CSD increa!>ed thi, ycar. HowCler. MUIr Co llege Dean revi\lo n ~ to the ,arne dcgrce a, nature of the offcnce. thu ~ aVOid­ adm illcd 102 compared la,t In addition to heing more Chip, Drcil illge r ,aid the (; hange, wa, Aguilar. ing Ihe ,Iructurcd year\ 96 ra Cially dlvcr~e. CSD', 1\111 Drclilnga oll cn:d procedure, 01 th e protect ,Iudenl,' nghh when "[Students) now "Whl l.: the number ... or appli­ pro ... pective cia." of 2001 " al,o The Lilys: Better Can't lun:d '" IIh a Dr:Konian re'ILlenl h l~ pcr'pcwve on condu ct code. he canl, arc L1own. Ihe numher ... of ,lightly more geographl <.:u lI dean Ihe chang.:, have all the due ,ald. ,lUdenl, I'. ho arc eliglh le and mee t diverse than the proceeding cia ...... Make Your Life Better "College, have L1llkrcnl COII' .. C "/\ nUlllher of process rights "Inlormal rc\o OU I ,eil:(;twn crrtena arc up. " Thl, year. 57.4 percent of admll­ See page 12 quenec, lor Ihe " llll t.: 01 len,!.:." rcople had" nUIll in the Student IUllon 1\ the he,t Ba l: ~er ,aid "Studcnt, who have ted ,Iudenl, arc frolll San Diego UCSD GUARDIAN ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT MARCH 13, 1 997 'VI1I11 C(lllcge Dcan Chlr' her of r~;I~()n' III "'i1) III ,oil C "tlla ,Iprlied hULl' heen much hell.:r pre or L()~ Ang.:I.:,. ~cr,u ... la't )C.l1 DI<:II lll gC I "till. "'I h"l g."e Ihe all~r II Ilhl' Uldel" Conduct Code. Ilon\ lrJ..e 1111<' pared .l<:JdelllllJIi) tlMn the) 11<1\ c I~ hen 60 (i perlent (If Jdnllllcd re,,(knl dean, ;1 101 01 1,lllllltk /)1\:Ii,ngcl ,.lId They have the I)rl·lll1w·1 'Jld hl'en In th..: p",t " ~llId.:nl' <':.Ime Irom Soulh,'ln ()n tIle Ihe ' lud l'llI dl dn 't hil le lei) Illiln) "SOIllC pcopk B,IC~l'r parll.dl) ull nhwcLi Ihl' Call fornl" IIghh '" a tcn,1I1I .. Ihouglll ,ludclH right to a I~ III nq!(lllilll drop III IIl\lH'rIl~ .lppilCalllll1' 10 Ihl' l1umhcr, 01 ddnlllled ,IU­ Ilrl'IIl1lgl'l ;Idded Ih"l 'llukl11\ nghh I~erl' unLiear diSCiplinary thc unl\Cr,") II III ""tli .'il'-I and I'ropmltlon 20'1 . den" Imlll San l'r,IIlL'I'Il'o and oUI .Ire n(l\\ lull} rrolellcd h} till' due 'I' ,af.'gu;trd, wcre lll'gOlhlll' a penal .lIld "the Lid th'lt III a} he the ,Ide 01 (.111101 nla ,d", Incrl';"cd STREET hearing, where pnllC" righi' I"ted In IIIl' Sludcl1l hulll III " I) Ihe 'lUdent C.1I1 l nIICl'II) "I (,IIIlIlIl1I.I "n't .I' 01 CI 1,I\t }edl Cond uct ( (ltk (0 c n l' I " I I ) • they are live I'.lIh .. IfIl:nd I) .1" II I'. .1\." nOllng Ihat fhl' )ear.lhe mo,t P\lpul.lrL'tll ­ "'1he) hal" th e rlghl 10 a dl\(;1 Drell Ingcr ,aid he innocent until I h.: rn I\lOn~ unlll'r"t} lllllClal, arc re,cardl lege.... In nrLlcr. were MUir. The following movies phnar) hCill·lllg. '" hne Ih e) ;Irc hclr e\ed Ihe reI I 10 Ihe Studenl In)! the l'lIU'C 01 thc appl ication Rc\clle. Warren, Mar,hall and will open in theaters 1111)(1(enl unlll rrm.cn )!ulll)." he ,roll, III Ihe l'ode proven guilty." Conduct ('odc declll1e Roo,c\ ell. tomorrow. ,;od ,If<: a hene III to - Chips Dreilinger hall' JlreCl \ 011 Ice and hy Jo\eph nl<': ,II1U gender criteria In unlvcr­ the ,oclal ,>(;icncc, and fewer \1:1 - "Return of the 1cdi." ex phclil y targeled III Ihe rCVI\lon 'litH)' an:1 very good." Drel lrnger Wal'()I1 , UCSD\ I ICC chancell or \It)' ad ml\,i(lIl'> . Although sr- I e nt"l ~ and enganeers. "S landard~ of Co nducl" ,cellon 01 ~ald . " 11 \ \1111 a dillicult \el 01 lor \ludcnt allalr, will liN apply to appli ca ti on!> Backer added thai CSD IS • Stephen Dorff and Har­ Ihe code: sex ual hara ~, m e nl . !'ow lk ­ p()li c ie~ 10 fo llow. hut lundeNand Aguilar ~ald he hope" [)yn c~ for ~pring 1998, 'oille ufriciab goin g to offer about 300 ~t uLi e nt s vey Keitel star in "Ci ty of IIlg an d huing. Abo. the wde now that ick i~ renumhcnng ithe will appro ve the revi~io n s hy have ,pec ulated th at confusion admission in th e winter quarter. Indu stry." ~ p ec ili ca ll y re quire~ that students code l so il will he ea~ier to fol­ March 15. wllh th e sections per­ surrou nding it, timetable for the first time such an offer has identify themselves when asked to low." taining to new standard s of con­ impl ementati on may have led heen extended. • Jack Nicholson, Stephen do so by UCSD offi(;lals or pollee However, th e immedi ate duct laking effect Imm ediately. prospec ti ve UC students else ­ This allows academica ll y-qual­ Dorrf and 1cnnifer Lopez orticers. Impact of Ihe rev l ~e d code on stu­ Thc new proce dure~ for handling where. ified stud ents who wish to aHend star in "Blood and Wine." All of Ihe hchaviors were regu­ dcnt~ will m()~t likely be minillHll. co mpl alnb will take effeci on Proposi tion 209, currently tied UCSD hut were not offered ~ dmi s ­ laled under the old code. hut the .. inely -fiv e 10 98 percent of Jul y I. in legal knots. spreads the affirma­ sian for fall quarter. the opportuni ­ ti ve-awon ban statewide. ty to do so, he said . 'The publidty has not been that "UC LA and Berkeley do Ihe po!>i ti ve for th e last 18 months," same thing," he sa id. remarking Sally sells _ III8Ils by tile Guardian. Bader ~ aid . "The numbers of that UCSD's tOP competitors are The following albums minority s ludent ~ at USC have UC LA and C Berkeley. will be released next Tuesday.

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Let's get down to basics ... "food." IIUp-to-Par" and Ready to Please Their Fans A furnished apartment or residence halls, W ith the variety of dining options • Tickets arc on sale now good times and good friends, close to classes, for Orbit who will perrorm within walking distance every day ...... ake three chord s, fast tempos, named Band of the Year by Moon band's inception, or did that no landlord raising the rent, conveniences with Three Mile Pilot and horns, wi ll y lyrics rueled by a Magazine. Gainesville's monthly alter­ come about later? of the week, I am in heaven_ Uzj fme Doma at the Casbah hcalthy dose of Pel. and an and the surfs up! My application will native-music llI uga l.ine. We start ed alit as a pop-punk band /'11 be there on Room Selection Day! on MardI 22 al :30 p.m. infatuation wi th "The Dukes of Less Than Jake will play March 21 with hOnl s. and th e ska elcment fol ­ definitely be in on April 4. Info: 220-TIXS. Hal.l.ard ." and you have all th e al Soma with Mr. T Experience and lowed it because we had horns. It was clements that make up Less MxPx . prelly much an undecided • Tickets arc on sa le now Than Jake, a ska/punk band bailing In an interview with the ro ute. I think that 's a good fo r Sparkler who will per· from Gainesville. Fla. Guardian . drummer Vinnie thing. because our sound kind for m with Protein and ' The hnnd showcases it ~ hlcnd of talked about the band, touring of grav itated towards ska - Neighborly at the Casbah on raSt. poppy, punk guitars and ska ­ antI what peop le will do for not like a lot of bands out Ma rch 23 at &:30 p.m. Inro: tinged horns on its major label debut. free stuff. there that go for ska by say­ For more information. call or visit the Room Selection Applications Due .. April 4 220-TIXS. Losing Streak , on Capitol Records. Guardian: How did the ing, "We're go in g to be a ska The hand has quickly gained a loyal band come together? band. " Itbink that we had the Residential Life Offices: Room Selection Day ...... April 17 • Ti ckets arc on sale now fo ll owi ng based on its inees ant tour­ Vinnie: Well, Chris and J good lu(;k to be ab le to form fo r Chalkfarm who will per­ ing and its do-it-your elf work cthic. started a hand under a differ­ our sound on our own, rather form with Lazlow Bane m • Potential for Better Grades "LTJ," as the band is known by ent name. ca ll ed Good Grief. abou t than have any preconceived notions. Revelle College ...... , ...... 534-3025 Brick By Brick on April I at Gainesville locals. was founded in four years ago. Then he moved up to Onee we started doing ska/punk . there • Opportunities for Leadership 9 p.m. Info: 220-TIXS. 1992 by lead si nger/guitarist Chris, college and we broke the hand up. Our we re really onl y three or four bands John Muir College _.. .. . _... _. . 534-4200 drummer Vinnie and saxophonist Jes­ bass player at the time went and trav­ that were doing it. • Safe and Secure Environment • Tickets are on sale now sica. As they prefer a first-name-basis • eled with the camiva l. Then I rollowed Why do you have so many for the Reverend Horton Thurgood Marshall College . _. . . . 534-4340 • Live-in Staff only, add last names at your leisure. Chris up to Gainesville, wbere we relea ..s on so many different Heat who wi II perform at The band's name come from a started Less Than Jake. We got anoth­ ..bela? Eleanor Roosevelt College ...... 534-2261 • Consistent Costs the Belly Up Tavem on piece of retro-American lang, mean­ er bass player, added Jessica, uur sax­ We've always made a policy to do • April 2 at 9 p.m . Info: 220- ing "not up to par." Less Than Jake's ophone player, Buddy, our trombone things with friend., and that's where Earl Warren College . __ . __ . ___ . 534-4581 • On-call Maintenance Professionals TIXS. indie label debut. Pezcore, released on player and about a year and a balf ago most of our si ngles came from - JUSt Dill Records, SOld 8,000 copies in its added Derron, our baritone sax player. guys who were our friends . Then it • Tickets arc on sa le now first four months. The band was also Have you played ska since the See JAKE, Page 12 for Jonathan Richman who U n i v e r- sit y 0 f C Zl I i f 0 r- n i a • San Die g 0 will perform 3tthe Casbah on April 4 at 8:30 p.m. Info: 220-TIXS. Story by Scott Yager, Guardian Reporter COLOR HIO HIATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday. March 13 . 1997 Thursday. March 13. 1997 The UCSD Guardian HIATUS HII

... __.. ______.______.. __ . _. __ ._. __ .. ______.______._.___ C J [1 C tll a - ...... -..... -... - .. ---.•.--.-.-~ ...-- ...... ,.-...... __ ...... __ .. \vee'ke11cl CHASING AMY ______CALENDAR ______Venus, Goddess of Vienna will begin at 8 p.m. at the Visual Arts Kevin Smith, writer/director of MARCH 13 Theatre 409. For information . call Muzzle , the Pugs and the Lilys 534-3793. 'Clerks" and "Mallrats "finishes trilogy will perform at the Casbah at 8:30 p.m. For information. ca ll " Like I Say " will begin at 8 p.m . By Mark Palansky ,Olllle h() () ~ enlltlcd 1II11/III/IlI11 (Illd Smllh\ IHiling r~tilll1'" II, , Iack­ 232-4355 . at the Mandell Weiss Forum Stu­ Guardian Reporter Chrome When thc) meet kll()\~ er-I) pe humor. "hill: gai ning a dio. For information . call 534- Man wanl, \\Ilnldll. Man can 'l hO\l~ ,cn\c of matunI) th,1I 'Craratl:, tl1l\ COllllt art"t AI}"a Jone, Sandjackel , 60 FL Dolls, and 4090. ha\c ~olllan Man ', fn cnd,hlp. (Jocy I.auren " thll11\) thell fnend ­ filiI! Irol11ll1 ' other, W,lh "Clerk"" Nickelbag wi ll perform at the career and life aumhk to PI CCC\. ,h iP and comic h\lo~ take ;, ha ck ;md '','\It,lIr,I\''' ,'' Smith grJ,ped Ihl: Belly Up Tavern at 9 pm. For t We all haw expc ll cnced ,cat to lIolden \ de"re pul,e of ""ntnda) .... youth ar.: and. more information . call 481- th" \ccnarlO 10 \C\llle fnr "Iy"a lIIore Importantlj. "h) Ihcy laugh Cour tesy of Twentieth Century Fox 9022. MARCH 15 form or ano th er. dnd Llnfortllnately lor Il old­ With "eha'lIl!! AlII) ." he l()tI~, ALL TIED UP: Pnncess Lela (Carne Fisher) as Jabba the Hutt 's slave Shol Oul Hoods , 13 a, Pi co and PhOIO by RICk Oltenblad at the uilll) prohh.:m, the) con ­ Evening of Dance Will be now writer/director en. "Iy",\ ha, eye., for Painted Black will perform at th e women and onl y want, front Smith dcal, "Ith ",ue, thai presented In the Mandell Weiss Kevin Smith gIVC\ u\ a Showcase Theatre. For info rma­ fnend , hlp from hlln . A\ arc ex tremcly uiI'fl cult 10 handle 111 Th eatre March 13-16 at 8 p.m. who le new way to view MARCH 14 tion , call 683-9397. Holden and "I y.,~a·\ tim age of pollll ca l WITectnc\,. rdation, hip' . Salmon , Fishbone, the Skele­ Vocal Recilal will begin at 4 p.m. "Chasing Am y" i\ frie nd ., hi p groW\ Into "Th... 111m required mc to dig a JEDI RETURNS lones , Meallickel and the B-Side Chlxdiggil, Red Five , Pure Milk at Eric kson Hall located in Man­ th e third in,tallmen t of love. ~ke l e t on, arc lilli e dcera Ihan I had hef ore." hl' Players will perform at SOMA and Dodgeball will perform at deville Center. For information. Smith ', trilogy ahoul brou ght out of the clO\et "" lId ... Jt helped me to tum a corncr Final installment of trilogy Live at 8 p.m. For information . the Casbah at 8:30 p.m. Fo r call 534 -4830. re lation~hip s. The first wa~ the and prohlems an~c . u\ a direclor." By Ryan Olson puter animation . call 239-7662. more information , call 232- AHTI.NG AT critica lly accla im ed " l e rk ~." While the premi se sounds rou­ A<; for the actor .... they fee l thai Staff Wnter Another interesting enhance­ 4355. which was followed hy th e ~carce­ line. the film b far from it. Smith Smith gave them the perfect Th ..: multi -million dollar phe­ ment i~ a di gi tall y re- mastered ar­ UCSD Wind Ensembles directed Iy st!e n " Mallrat~ . " does an excellent joh combining atmosphere to devclop their emo­ PLEASE. OIN l1 0menull that is Star Wars enterli the lacc. th e Ill o n ~ t er that eventuall y by Robert Zelickman will begin at An Evening of Dance will begin MARCH 16 Us! Smith de sc ribe ~ hi ~ three film ~ humor with se ri o u ~ is~ue s. The Ii onal range. theatel"li olle more time tomorrow consumed a pop ular Star Wars 8 p.m. at the Mandeville Auditori ­ at 2 p.m. at the Mandell Weiss Tool and the Melvins will perform a\ a time that "for man y wa~ rc lation ~ hip , arc dea lt with in a "ISmithl opened th e door for with "Return of th e Jedi." This film charactcrs - th e sinister bounty um. For information , call 534 - Theater. For information. call at UCSO's RIMAC Arena at 8 p.m. painful and forgettahle - the realistic mann er of which few us. first with hi \ dialoguc. then by will he the last Star Wars movie until hunter. Boba Fell. Thanks to addi­ 4830. 534-3791 . For information . call 534-4090. years just aft cr high ,chool and writers arc capabl e these days. rehea rsin g us and helpin g us ge t at a new se ri es i~ released in 1998. lIonal co mpuler animat ion. the Sar­ heyond when we ' re bei ng forced "I wanted 10 makc Ihe film to th e characters." Adams said. "He As with "Star Wars" and ''The lace will ha ve more tentacics and a An Evening of Dance will begin " like I Say" will begin at 2 p.m. An Evening of Dance will begin into adulthood. Everything seems ex pl()re how two pcopl c's love for kept at us to get to the core of our Empire Strik e~ Back." the special beak. givi ng it new. rea r~om e qual­ at 8 p.m. at the Mandell Weiss at the Mandell Weiss Forum Stu­ at 7 p.m. at the Mandell We iss raw and dramati c then. And when one another can alter thei r own character,. It was the best expe ri ­ crfects of "Jedi" ha ve been ities. Theater. For information . call dio. For information. call 534- Theater. For information , call When it comes fallin g in lo ve. cmotional for us at pcrception about themse lves." ence [' ve ever had as an actress." to cleaned-up to realize the vision of The victory scene has also been 534-3791 . 4090. 534 -3791 . any age. is c~ p ec iall y turhul ent. " Smith says. "What and who we "Chasi ng Am y" Will be ou t in crea tor Georgc Lucas. added to include man y of the plan­ In "C ha,i ng Amy." life-long think we and others arc changes theaters 111 ea rl y April. Look for an copies, In one enhancement . an Original ets th at fam. havc come to enjoy h c\ t - friend~ Holdcn Mc cil (Ben all th e time. Point s of view. ()h~e s­ intervlcw wi th Joey Lauren dancer re-creates a mu 'ical numher ove r the yea r;. Affleck) and Banky Edward, ,ion" ImecuritlC\ - every thing Adam'> in Ihe Apri 14 is,ue of Hi a­ more than 17 ye ar~ after the origi ­ Fans should enjoy thi ~ la ~t 1,·sll.t's (Ja~\l n Lee) create a poplIl .1I s hape~ our ,elf Image ." tu~ . nal filming . Also. y Snoodles. th e offeri ng from creator Luca~ lo ng- lipped lead singer of the band because It will he several more Write for Hiatus! Call 534-6583 who appea red in the cenO!. has yea r~ until new Star Wars matcrial __JOP20 __ heen hrought to lik by new COIll - 11It, th ca t l!r~. 1. Pain Midgets With Guns- sit 11. Several Girls Galore- Musica 2. The Make Up- 7" 12. Red Red Meat- There's A Star 3. Catpower- 7" 13.3D's- Strange News Textbook Buyback 4. Cibo Matto- Super Relax 14.Catfight- Kitty Glitter 5. Aphex Twin- sit 15. Man or Astroman?- Live Winter 1997 6. fluf- Waikiki 16. Alec Empire- Destroyer 7. jb3- Cheese Grind 17. Pavement- Brigh ter Corners 8. long hind legs- sit 18. Humidifier- Nothing Changes 9. Panasonic- Ventura 19. Sissy Bar- Statutory Grape 10. Toledo- Fishnets &; 20. Rocket Prom the Crypt- The Cigrettes State of the Nation is on Pire no one stacks up to

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I I James The Ulys Tipsy ing Streak and the older We have 2 1 releases on our FIIH I Ecn HE Psychic Karaoke Whiplash Better Can ', Make Your LIfe Better Trip Tease I I own, and 58 releases including material? I 1101 I( f O\CEKTS . MCA Mercury P,lmlrylthi I'RIOl( ro I Visit DU' new IDeal lDn ,n the Gulamp Quarte,. 467 Fillh Avenue' 23D -THAI I Alpllod,1 (;ompilations. III be hl1m: ~ t \\ IIh jUlI, no . -*.* -•••• -..... -* ••• How smooth do the tours rill'n:\ Ihrcl' \:h\lrJ~, .I 11lellld) Ii nc run with so many people .lI1d horn, "l"h.lI\ _til IIC'IC ah~i1\~ ------The innovati ve di gital dan ce i\ fter an II -year stru ggle to the Exud ing loads or poppy charm On its irre~istible debut , Trip in the band? dOllc. I'h<.:n.:', 11(1 glCdt dcpailulc sounds engineered by Transg lohal top, the gro up James, rrom Man ­ and ex uherance, the Lily~ ' latest Tellse, Tipsy weaves its listeners Sometimes it gets hecti c, but Irolll ,lI1)tlllllg We' .11<': C\pClIlllent­ Underground (TGU) bring togeth ­ chester, England , has at last crea ted effo rt , Herrer Can '( Make YOllr Lifl' through a trippy, intri ca te palctt e of on the whole, we do OK. Our Ing II IIh JilklL!l1 t tL!11lPO\ Jnd ~ tll ii. er the changing fa ce of culture, a strong foundati on wilh It latest Herrer, is a far ~ty li ,tic cry rro m it s loun ge and ambiance, interspersed anity stays intact. Sometimes it hUI 11 \ ,till till' " lI lll' thing . II ·, , 1111 the mu sic of traditional hip-hop album , Whiplash. Well worth th e ea rli er, My Bloody Valentinc-inOu­ with Lany c ut ~ and samples. g et~ (;ral.Y because wc LOur in a threc chorlh, 11 -, PUll !", 11 \ , I.. a and heat~ and Middle Eastern in spira­ wait, James maintains it~ ,ignature enced brand of minimal-space Ca rtooni sh at tifl1e ~ , and always small van, and there's seven of It ha ~ a horn hll e. I \:<\ 11 nr\ Cl IIIl:!g tions on its fourth full -length ound on thi ~ alhum while ,egue- rO(:k. This album doe~ , however, animated, Tipsy - the brainchild us that go out. Sometimes things inc lI' ti lllll g a ~Olll1tr )- \\ L! 'I C rn release, Psychic Karaoke. TGU ing into di fferent mu sica l genre,. malllt ain two of th e Lily,' finest of Sound Traffic Control mcmbers get hecti c, and sometimes we \emg. or a grindcore \ong. It 's real ­ has grahbed the allention of popu­ The voice of lead voca ii sl Tim allnbute - thetradcmark p 'yche­ Tim Digulla and DaVid Gardner ­ ge t on eac h other's nerves. For ly poppy and reall) fast. hut it \ lar culture with its unmat ched Booth sti II reso nat es over th e delia an d lead singe r/guitari st Kun brandishe, i t ~ humor through the most part, it 's all righl. We stil l the same thin g. ability to s ucce~ s fully cross cul ­ album 's clallering industrial di seo H ca~ l ey's beautiful m elod i c~ and wacky sa mpling , which are love what we ' re doin g and that What's the best thing about tural rhythms and world sounds and powerful electne-guitar riffs. falsello VO lce _ descripti ve ly reduced to "bleeps" makes it bearable_ being in Less Than Jake? through dance music . Whipilish is a mesh of Laid, the Heller Ca ll '( Make YOllr Life or "boinks." How did the whole The people that bring you Pel, TGU produces trance-inducing band's previous album, and Wah ­ Beller's Jangly h oh and melody­ Infused with organs, guitars, the "trainspanking" mania Ihat 's the best thing. The tra ve l is 10% sounds that combine with an Wah, an experimental album the driven sound arc reminiscent of sound of cocktail being poured, happen? cool. too. But thc peopl c that come ....sodium nitrite instrumental verve. With Psychic band produced with Brian Eno. '60s pop-rock, like earlier Rolling funky rhythms, tinkling noises and I don 't even know how that to see us ... That's the best thing Karaoke , the three transce nd E'lst­ Eno' innuence is prevalent through­ Stones and the Byrds. They also too many other such niceties to started. It 's just somcthing that because people arc like, -'Come ern and Western ideals, incorpo­ out the album, and is most apparent sound a lot like newer, ultra-trippy mention , Trip Tellse shimmers with wc' ve been doing, and it 's start­ stay at my house," or " orne hang rating the 'electroni c sounds from in the song "Play Dead." 20% pop acts like Apples in Stereo or genius. Be warned: listeners will ed to get really crazy and out of out ,'- and that 's awcsome_ Pcop le various cultures into their album. Cholestero~ TIle final song on th e album, Olivia Tremor Control with dan e­ lind th em elves lost in ab tract, control. Kids are just going, will come and say -' Here's Pel dis­ ~8% Thi s recording will ca rry any "Blue Pasters," encompasses all able track s ap lent y. Eve n more unrea hable dimensions that tran­ "Bring me up and trai nspl nk pensers," or "Here's candy," or "I you don't want audience away to a deep, senso ry ­ the genres of the band 's sound . It intere ting arc it~ modi sh, organ­ scend both time tlnd space - par­ me," and we ' re ju t goi ng, love your band, I' ve listened to you to know entrenched place. However, the in cludes everything from B(x)th 's bac ked tr ack~ , mo~t notably "PaL ti cularl y on tra ks like the album 's "Whoa, we have to stop." Wc fo rever and I'm stoked th at you' re tribal drum heats, alol1 g with the eccentric Iyn cs to the underl Ying en cl Hogar." Beyond all el,c_ thi s opener, "Mr. Excitemenl." SlO pped dOing it ror a whi Ie, ju~t herc." You can't beat thaI. penetrating hass, force the li stener hum or the electric guitar to Jim album is an answer to mutual Trip Tease is impossible to cat e­ because th e legal aspects could What's with the love of Pez? to wake up and dance. Glennie's gentle has,. admirers of '60s flOP -rock_ space gOrJ/e, and cven more difficult to prove to be hazardous. Pez is just, I don ' I know ... some When the capac it y of it~ cultur­ James is one of the few hand, to rock and experimen tal in, trumenta­ escape. It s cut -up, tweaked e)( uber­ What we do now is have people grab onto difrcrent Icons al-dan ce hyhrid is rccognll.cd, Ih e make it past the Manche,ter ,cene til tion. ancc will surely thrill patrons of people rrom the aud ie nce co rne from thcir childhood, and Pel hap­ cult i ng-cdge performance by a dll'J'erent level or con tinUit y The nforlunately_ the Li Iys ha ve ,ophisti ca ted loun ge and infantile up and spank each other for free pens to he OIlC that ~tuck wllh me. Transglohal Undergro und on Psy­ c o n ~ l ~te n 'y and careful expenmcn­ \:;mccled their ~ how to night at the hum or. ~ turf, so that way we 're prelly So haslcally I have th e mac -daddy chic Karallke is sure to garn er tati on that origi nate in the hand\ Ca,bah, a~ lead ~i n ger Kun Heasley -Esther Yoon much fre e and clear on the legal co llec ti on of Pcz di,pen~ers and prai~ e acros~ the Mates, as it has 111 previous albums Ilow into Whiplash, has pneumoni a. But the hand plans ~ jd e of things. For a while, it stuff. th e nited Kingdom . ensuring the band's ,uccess. to return to an Diego soon. was pretty maniacal. When What are your musical influ­ -Undsay Harris - Alii Macisaac animal fat -Esther Yo on we'd be trainspanking someone ences? in Chicago at the Metro in front I'd say Bow-Wow-Wow, the B- of 1,200 people. It got kind of 52's, the Clash, Madness, .he , Do you like to bur c~ ., to concerts or _ movies? cral.y. It was fun, noncthele s. Ramones, Kiss; then the whole Excellent You started a record slcw of glam-rock bands that I Would you like to ftI PAID ***** loved, Slayer, Venom and Exodus, f. "' Good label, Fueled By Ramen. 1he ...... fer ...... c.llilt ISI3 or stuff like thaI. It runs the gamut Fair **** What's going on with ... to ...... ".. (.... ft tile ...... Co-op In tile ," *** that? from the really cheesy to the rea ll y Old ...... c...... ) ...... JoIIIIIa, U.II,., or ...... Weak That 's a big deal - that's fas t and cheesy. I'vc been a fan of' Poor ** going to help our label out a 101. lots of music over th e yea rs, I still See JAKE, Page 13 am. I lo ve grindcore, and a bunch * of other stuff as well . like HO's pop,

r------,I and pop-punk , and hard -core stulT. 1 Are the songs autobiograph­ IIlUIIcP.IiiiT..1 ! ical, or are they fiction? They're all autobi ographical. 1-800-COLLECT " Semester, Summer QUALIfY '.,N'IN. " CO'YINO They ' re all experiences from my and Year Programs past. It's reall y wei rd to tal k about them and have someone else sing S,.· Ectador them, but it's just an ou tlet , and I France • Scotland li ke doing it. That 's one of the '44% Mexko. aUe things that's odd about Less 11lan Jake, how the lyrics come about and SAVINGS how someone else si ngs them. But it works out that way, and it's cool. What kind of bands do you WITH STUDENT ID like to play with the most? Call for SELF-SERVE COPIES ONLY Pop-punk bands, we love pop­ SENSITIVE, AFFORDABLE I WHITE 20# eoND. 8 '/2" X 11" punk. I like playing with ka bands and Roger like playing with faster I Manicure dental care ••• Sil;·k'Y.=;S;::'m=-o':"'o':::tl.'-~ ""Sk"""'j;-n I Reg $1 ~ · $17 bands. But as a whole, we love the , or 4150 ~ Sui1;e 130 20% Regente Row, pop-punk. Three chord s and a Eyebrow - , , . $151 P d' LA JOLLA VILLAGE DENTAL OFFICE La Jolla. CA 92037 lip ... __ ... $101 student melody line and we're seL Look at OiaI1-800-COLLECT and sale up to 44°/.: e Icure ~1-1007 Bikini . _ .. _ . $20 l Reg m-S30 discount our show in San Di ego with Mr. T ames E. Sanford D.D.S. Hou",: ~ IwIorwIarfrld.y 1/2 leg .. _ . . $25 I Full set of General, Preventative, and Cosmetic Services Experience and MxPx. Us three RellJ.:ud, friend1y Rtmofpehere • Member ADA, CDA, SOCDS EXPIRES 3131/97 bands are going to be pop-punk $5 OFF "h." Jt"iw : Acrylics hclL At th e Nile Theater lin STllESS RELIEF MASSAGE $30 I G I ~------~------ACNE FACIAL only $30IoSlrO ..... ) or e S noils reg .$45 I...A JOLLA VILLAGE PROFESSIONAL CENTER Phoenixl, we' re playing with -.Cll VA LID W1T~ "NV OT~U 0"'" IllLl 3127187 I "01 VALID WitH ANY OTHER OHU ()C~ 3127/97 558-3490 Squirtgun and Evcrready, and that's M Ull '''IHO IN Coo'OH VA LID OHlv WITH CAillUA I MUll IRlNQ IN COUPOH VALID ONL't' WtrH SUIAN 8950 VILIJ. U, JOLLA DR., SUITE 2103 £"0'''81 c!' s.""uJ Tor JUST 8EHI:-ID TORITU The Guardian going to be another pop-punk 1 FLOOR, EL _".ioNfl ... " ...i"'," call 458-1997 call 552-1174 ni ght. I love 11. Everyhody seems to 'fll 111 1·1111.1<. 11111 1111," 1111' II • 1-. 1111 , IfU 1I,"III·jI.I" 1,1.111.1. 1111 . needs an ad rep! be in a beller mood at a pop-punk Located--_ in Tangles ... _--- Salon show. TOWNh CENTER lIext issue: MONDAY, MARCH 31st Call 534-3467 14 SPORTS Th e UCSD Guardian Thursday, March 13, 1997 Thursday, March 13, 1997 The UCSD Guardian 15 •••• 111 '1111 'II 1III 11111.1. I 11.'1 111111 •• 11 I".' W EST T • f fl. A l f • U I Kentucky 1 Each team 's seed in the region is The Guardian sports staff, comprised of Sean "The Montana 16 I KentlJcky listed after its name In the far-left Cynic" Rahimi, Steve "Speed Racer" Walsh, Nicole column. Iowa 8 .. Sportsbabe" Varga s, Travis "The Coach " Hill, and Jonah "Jaded Dog " Nisenson, pick the final results Virginia 9 , Virginia Kentucky of the 1997 NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Boston College 5 Tournament. Selections were made through rigorous research, complex analysIs and drinking lots of beer. ValparaiSO 12 ~Bo ston College 51. Joseph (PAl 4 l North Carolina Kentucky PacifIC 13 I 51. Joseph {PAl Boston College Kentucky North Carolina The TalkAlong Plu~;(' Package. Stanford 6 .. UCLA Oklahoma U I Stanford Wake Forest 3 Kansas 51. Mary's 14 , Wake Forest Wake Forest

UNC Cha~ot ; e 7 Georgetown 10 I Georgetown A wireless phone. Utah 2 NalY 15 ~ Utah Georgetown Wake Forest 1 I A S T UNC 1 Fairfield 16 IUNC No contract. No activation fee. I Shanel dereated Eth an Morri s, 7-5 and 6- Indiana 8 TWO: Racketeers win 2, while victories also came at the hand s or Colorado 9 ' Indiana UNC their fifth straight match 0. 3 Liu , No . 4 Murph y, No. 5 Yeh and No. 6 Hipp. California 5 Continued from page 20 "I just played my ga me," Murphy sa id. Pnnceton 12 I Callforma the Tritons to take the early lead. "I pla yed with a dirrerent racket than I was Villanova 4 Both UCS D's No. 5 Ping Yeh and hi s used to, and that threw me a lill ie, but I teammate in the rourth spot, Dave Murphy Long Island 13 crushed my serves and beat the guy in tWO Six months of service. I Villanova Villanova UNC lost in two se ts, i ncreasi ng the Eag les ad ­ se ts." Louisville 6 vantage, 3-0. The Emory squad would only In doubl es, tOP tw oso me Shabel and Ben SUCiCiESTED RETAil' UMass . U , LouI sVille need one more game to seal the victory. The Bec ker ent Morri s and Karan Raichand Tritons, not about to give up, won their last 96 New MeXICO 3 home with a 8-5 loss , whi Ie the No .3 duo of rour si ngles game to teal th e mat ch. Meli charek and Murphy captured a si milar $159 Old Dominion 14 I New Mellco LOUISVIlle On Monday, UCSD accumulated it s sec­ 8-5 victory . Wisconsin 7 ond 6-1d efe at or Rochester in two years, as Two ga me s remain in the Tritons 50 free minutes Texas 10 , Texas the Tritons won the doubles point and only homestand. They will be played on Friday gave up two out of nine possi ble mat che s. and Saturday again st Redlands and Calvin So. Carolina 2 Singles victories came easy to the Tri­ College (MI ), respectively , on the Muir Coppin 51. 15 ~ South Carolina South Carolina South Carolina 2 tons against the team from New York . No. Courts. of local airtime a MIDWEST He didn 't shut out the Crusaders, but he Minnesota 1 SWEEP: The Tritons didn 't need to. The Trit on bat smen were once SW Texas 16 month included. I Minnesota grabbed a win at Pt. Lorna again on tOP ortheir game, especially Ma on. MisSISSlpi 8 In the top or the first, he crushed a two-run Continued from page 20 hom er, after which the Tritons wou ld never Temple 9 Temple I Minnesota runs in the middle innin g~ , but it didn ' t mat ­ losc the lead. Tu lsa 5 ter. Theo Robins pitched a sp lendid ga me, They sure came close when Bedar gave up Boston University 12 , Boston University throwing five innings or shutout baseball. a two- run homerin the six th tha t cut th e Triton Mark Mason led the Triton hitting onslaught lead to 6-4 . The Tritons wou ld not col lapse, Clemson 4 with four RB is. Chris Rondestv edt had three they wanted thi s win . They pUI twO more runs Without the pes Miami IOHI 13 I Clemson Clemson Clemson hit s and three RBi s, while Kennith Fluharty on the boa rd , going int o the bouom of the Iowa State 6 and Tony Lin had three hits each. ninth with an 8-6 lead. That ga me was a great boost for th e Tri ­ illinOIS Slate U ~lIIlnol S State The Crusaders, however, wou ld not go tons, who had not scored much in their previ­ away. They put together a rally, scoring a run coverage limitations. Cincinnati 3 ous five games. That kind of an exp losion was on reliever Eddie Ishak. The newest member Butler 14 I Cincinnati Cincinnati exactly what the y nceded to raise their co nfi ­ or the Triton bullpen scttled down and got the Xavier 7 dence ror the meeting with NAIA rival , Poi nt save. Lorna. That 's three in a row ror the Triton s, who Vanderbl~ 10 Xavier I Michael Bedar would he on the hill for will return home rortwo more games laterthi s UCLA 2 - Fletcher, and he would need a perform ance week. They are playing very well and doing similarto hi s eight and one-third ge m in order Charleston So. 15 j UCLA UCLA UCLA 3 the little thin gs in order to win . The Cardiac ror the Trit ons to keep their winning treak Kids arc gai nin g conlidence and somew here ali ve. SDUTHIA ,ST right now, Lou Brown is smiling . Kansas 1 Jackson 51. 16 I Kansas HYDE: Volleyball goe agai nst th ei r Di vision I opponent. Minehan wa~ stell ar in the middl e ror PUldue 8 down to VC l Anteaters UCS D, record ing 13 "i ll s and onl y one Rhode Island 9 I Rhode Island Kansas error while also notching tw o solo bl ocks . Continued from page 19 Maryland 5 The Tritons had two otl ers in double digits rlbl c Mr. Hyd e after th e rererees mi ssed an for kills, wit h Mai leadlllg the way with 20 Col. Cha~eston 12 I Col. Charle ston apparent tou ch hy th c Anteater block and Yarri s close Amona 4 that gave UC I anot her point and the y,,, V behind with 17. S. Alabama 13 I Anlona rina l momcntum it needed. A tlI11 C- 0 ey acuum Amana Kansas 1\1,11 ill ;" T The Tritons illinoiS6 out call hy McFarl;lIld and a pair or UCI 15 17 14 wi II now enjoy a C.a ...... D WIRElJt~ J.XPIlF.,!,\ ESCONDIQQ -fA_NY M E • • M, •• M •• f:~PII I'.."-\ TIllES IlANC HO s POe, •••EN. 3 ~ 14 -OiISO -4 "''' tt077 S llh~lItuti()n s cou ld not ~t () P th e ro ll or UCSD 4 16 9 A/RTOUCII RITAI/. A /RTOVCII RITAI/. A/R'l'OVC/I R/·7 A II MOB/LWORK~ .,8.··00 PA C/HC PAGING ~ A/RTOUCIlIIEl'A1L two-week break SfQIIE !,-roR~ S10RI' 4S0 I'XXI J UU E ~E lf'I-:I'//1 ' EXPRESS TIRES CF.LJ.UlA R S7'OU S. California U jlllinois o 111 17 ~ t he Antcater~ . There wou Id be no Dr. 1~j\t;, lTO n JM H4(1 "Ia/~ dd l.a~H HI\' d ~ I n l (.UIlH,\ "t ~ 8S 1000 0149·4'100 1m Mkf .... y Dr and will await th e W/RRIYM!'. PRF~ Ml a.,oNY·lI fY MOBILE Sr.;7 ·EM~ f. PRES5 71R F..~ COMPl'M 'fI1RFJ..F.s5 EXPRF.5S MOB/UVOIIKS MOB/LWORKS Mal, E, 20 kills, 6 digs ' ''' 9700 " rpl/A COMM HI'I·41 9<1 RANC HO Georgia 3 Jekyll reappearance ror UCS D, as the '~O · H O(, 7" tilB ~ 60"""H)f1 p'N•• QUIIO . 5%-7100 6111 1Il00 return orMount so U H · l ~ r F I CAJON EXPRt:~~ '1IRt:\ Yarrls, J. 17 kills, 4 digs MOBILE SYSTl!..Irs f~,(PR".. 5S rlR,,:'4a t' PRPM TlRCS S AN yAIDeo PACIFIC PAGING e tea m managed onl y two more poi nt s "'I \H Wier 1~I · O I 14 PACIHC PAGING ~ CELI, UIAIt UT Chait. 1. I Georgia Georgia they will be strong 1101 -1846 AIR7'OUCII RF.TA II 1181111 Minami, S. 51 assists, 7 digs MOBIIXOR/(\ f'UJ.UIA R " PRt:~.\ 71RFS IIPA A LTro MR'n; IH -lll\1\ and los t th e game and th e match, 15- S TOHl-. IIOB" WORK\ 1)1 'MMI 7.!.! IZfJI up the middle ror CA.MlEl MOUNTAIN I )7 1 N . \h,-noh .. - ,- "MIO V:4-IJ/'OO /)I'po'" 1\1\/ 6/12 Marquette 7 QVI"'Tfo.x I'AG"~PI_ ~ OlDTOWN 9. the upco min g Di vision III Championships M081/£ S~II' 1\ !/tlVltJo n H HIM M()RII..E ~YS11!.MS AIRTOUCII RD)! I" ~q I-l IOlI 4 \1 cllJO() • " 'iK " 4'14 PK-'KNJU 67!J IHUH A IRIOUCII R£TAII 1 0 •• INTO VAil IX 1:Xf'«!'. nilES PrOVIde nce 10 j MarQuene The Tritons had pro bl e m~ all ni ght with 57'UHF WIRJoI£S,S t.xPRl"'~ S'fTJRJ in Juniata. Pennsy lvan ia on Apri I4-5. U SD III H Ram.hu Cmml Ur IMP E.IAl . , A C H /44 MOSILWORKS th e U I rrontline , as th e Anteaters racked MOIlII"nH~ ( 'OMf'USA A IR rOlfCII N",-rAIi f. 'f'RI-'!:>5 lIRI ' ~ S1'ORl' DukE 2 plays host to UC Santa Barbara and Cal 4 ,!t.1 '{,flU HAIIONA' ' IIY ' ~tI Q4!U h~~ - ~oon 41h fd"" ITORI m I " 1I './ot ~O \c.nntnn Moil up II tea m blocks to the five or thc home ~ .. ~ .. (.r .."mont ( ~n k r I), "" "JOl 'ell R.I' IAII I PRI .I IfRI:.!> CO,\IPUVf Murray St. 15 Stat e orthride in tw o weeks berore travc1- nA'·ENoen \.fUBltWO/UL\ ,-, Oil} I Duke Duke Duke ,\IOBIlIt 'ORIU ..... 1'1 Mtu 717 ~noo team. f" "_4

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Here arc two Guardiull staffers who aren' t afraid to pick this season 's AA men 's hoop winner. Nicole Vargas-Co­ Associate Sporl'i Editor My FifUll Four: Norlh CarolifUl, Kansas, UCLA, Kentucky. As a die-hard UCLA fan, I envi~ion a Final Four berth in the 8ruin. ' future. Cameron Dollar is money and with the tourney experience of 8ailey and 0'8annon, how ca n UCLA go wrong? Unfortunately, I am nol so sure Ihal Ihe boys from Weslwood ca n go alllhe way, baby. I see Ihe powder hlue from North Carolina laking home Ihe lille. ow, for some shockers... Upsets: A far as the other!. arc concerned, I don' t ~ee Crack: Centerfielder David Myers connects in the 18-4 shellacking of Fontbonne College (MO ) on Tuesday at Triton Baseball Stadium. Iraveling beyond the flr~t round, and Indiana , Illi St., and Utah will hang their jcr~eys for the last time after rou nd two. I Hardballers Cruise Past Fontbanne am looking forward to Wake Forest bei ng ~ qua s hed hy BREAK: The Triton head into the halfway pint of the eason with win over Fontbonne and PLN Georgetown in th e Sweet 16 and the arolina Showdown in By Travis Hili trouhle),. th e Indlan\ eve nlU ally he­ victo ry th e cl uh acc umulated. off in th eir usual fashion. winning the Great Eight. Staff Wnter ga n to come around . Brown, per­ While CS D pa schall team Head 8-7. de pite a rusader rally In the Jonah Freedman - In the long tradlllOn of ha~ehall hap ~ th e mOM in)'piratlOnal manager Coach Rohert Fletcher probah ly hottom of th e ninth. Hiatus Editor movies, a l ew ' tand out : " Bull in cinema hi,tory, gave a hasn't posted a cut -out of the The Fontbonne contest really set My Filial Four: Villa 110 va, Durham ," "Field of Drea ms," "The speech when hi" team finally regents in the loc ker the Triton), in motion. Goi ng into Kansas, UCLA, Ulah. Look atural ." " Mr. Ba~ehall " (Tom hegan to gel. room. hi sTriton)'arecertainly the game, th ey didn't know much for Tim Thoma~. the n a tlOn '~ Se llec k I ~ a genlu\). There i ~ an­ " We wo n a game today ," beginning to co me togeth er. ahou t this myslery team from Mis­ best fre ~ hman . and Villanova other that mlghl not ha ve recelvcd Brown ),ai d. " If we Win to­ They defeated al B a pti ~ t ~o uri . 8 y th e end of the first inning to stun th e arolrna ~. I'm the 'ritil:a l al:c\aim of liS predeces­ morrow. that \ IWO III a row . 4-3 aturday. and on M on­ th e Triton)' had so lved the mystery, going with Mormon power sor~, hut a<, ha~ e hall fan\ we all If we wi n the nex t day. that \ day dest royed Fonthonn c ~cori n g SIX runs. In the second in­ over Wake Fore!.t in the weet k now and love " Major League." The ca lled a winning ~ tr ea k ." (MO) 18-4. The tea m carried ning they had th e Fonthonne play­ 16. Kei th Van Horne may not an til:s of Ri cky " Wild Thing" It was at that pomt that he it ), two-game strea k to Point ers sc ratching their heads, scoring be as good as Tim Duncan, hut Vaughn. Willie " Ma y~" Hays and un ve i led a ca rdhoard cut-out o f the Loma yesterda y. in hopes o f creat ­ another nine runs. with the game in Tuscon, Lou Brown ca n never he forgotten. t ea m '~ hated own r, promi)'ing to ing its longest winning streak of the The Tritons added three more expect a wave of insa ne Ute Despite so me ea rl y season tak e off a pi ece of clot hing for every season. T he Ca rdiac Kids pulled it See SWEEP, Page 14 faithful. They should al so dethrone defending champ Kentucky. UCLA - what ca n I say? With 0'8annon, 8ailey and buzzer-beater Dollar, the Tritons Upset Second-Ranked Eagles 8ruins' momentum should land them in the hampion hip STREAK: Yesterday S victory over Emory (GA) increased UCSD's winning streak to five matches game ... where they ' ll ge t thumped hy the Ja y hawk ~ . By Nicole Vargas \econd in the nati on in Di vis ion Ill, win th e decider." orry, guys, you can' t fight Co-ASSOCI8I e Sports Editor and had hea ten laremont and the Top-see ded Steve your way out of thi s one. Whether it he a medioc re squad University of Redlands previously Shabel ca ptured a point for Upsets: EaM No. 12 from ew York, or one of th e top­ on their West oast road trip. th e TrilOn ~ after his oppo­ Princeton over No.5 al ­ ranked team s in the nation, the " We had won our last four ga mes nent double-faulted hi s What can I say ... if t hey can SD men's tennis Ihe fore the Emory co mpetition I, so se rvc, 3-6, 6-2 and 6-2. beat UCLA th ey ca n heat the team ha s demon­ I told th e tea m not to get overconfi­ Emil M ihet a l ~o captured Ed Gray-less Golden Bear~ . strated its ahi lity to dent." Head oac h Bnan Turner hi ~ second -seed match, 6- Watch for that hack door send eac h and every said. " 1 told them to play well. and 2. 5-7 and 6-2. Finally, move. Southea\t n. 12 opponent hOl11 e from we co uld ~in . " six th man Ja on Hipp ollege 01 harl e~ t o n . Fir!>t ­ an Diego With a 10),), In yesterd ay's match. third- ced sea led a victory against hi s round opponent Maryland added to its record . Ken Liu broke the 3-3 lie bet ween foe with a third- 'ct shut ­ limps into the Tournament The Triton .. de- Emory and D with an ace III his out , 3-6, 6-3 and 6-0. ~ h e lled hy the A . EaM o. fea ted Emor ni - hl),t ga me. wlllning 7-6. 6-3 and 6-_. Both of the top (SD I 0 Texa~ ovcr o. 7 WI~con ­ ver!> ity (GAl cs tcrday, 4-3, after Liu'~ wi n not onl y \ealcd the victory duo logged I ()sse~ against " ~in . Who care~ If thc Badger' Monday\ victor over R oche~ t er for the Tnto/l)" hut W,h the final win th eir Emory c() unterparb, Heidi Nadia Muzh ik/GuardIan heat Mld wc~ t o. I M1I1Ile­ Uni ve rsi ty ( V ). 6- 1. The)'e win~ in a fantastic SD comehack . giving the Eag lcs th e early ~o ta '! Alway~ . and I mea n hring th eir record tn 5-3. after Wlll­ "The ace felt Ml great," Liu said. 1-0 advantage. T I1II'd - Slice: Emil Mihet gets ready for a ranked tandem Dave backhand against Emory University. ALWA YS PICI.. Tcxa\ In the nlllg five matd,e), In a row on their "Ever )' Ince I ~ t arteo plaYing tennis. first round 0 mattcr what. home cour t ~ . I h,1\ e a"va), wanteo to Will ,I cI utch Murphy and Anthon Mehcharek 5. hut th eir win wasn't enough for Don ' t m '~~ with Texa\. The Eagb of Emory were ranked match. It I), the \weete t leeling to dropped their Emory opponents. - See TWO, Page 14

Women's Tennis: Softball: NCAA Tourney: Thurs., Mar. 13 vs Emory University (GA) a Northvlew Fri., Mar. 14 VS. Claremont College at Triton The Guardian Courts. 2 p.m. Softball Stadium. 2 p .m . sports staff guides you Baseball: Women's Water Polo: through the

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