THECORDWEEKLY WilfridLaurier University Waterloo, Ontario Friday, January 15, 1982 Volume 22 Number is MPP in Car WLU Alumnus Accident by Mike Strathdee Kitchener MPP James Breith- Seeking Liberal aupt, a former WLU lecturer who is a candidate for the Ontario Liberal Leadership, and his driver, WLU alumnus Rob Campbell were Leadership hospitalized in Strathroy on January 7th after the vehicle in by Deb Stalker which they were traveling was struck by another car. The Ontario Liberal leadership race is warming up with five people According to Kathy VanDeMark, currently seeking Stuart Smith's position. Jim Breithaupt. MPP for a special assistant to Breithaupt, Kitchener, is one of those in contention for the leadership. Breithaupt was returning from anall ' Breithaupt is an alumnus ofWLU, graduating from what was then candidates meeting in Sarnia when called Waterloo College.What many students might find interesting is an oncoming car hit a patch of ice thatMr. Breithaupt taught at Laurier in both the political science and and went out of control, striking economics departments over the last twenty years. Most recently, he Breithaupt's car. The candidate has drawn on his considerable practical experience as an MPP to sustained four major broken ribs, provide a course on past and present Ontario politics. while Campbell suffered facial cuts Breithaupt ran for the first time in 1967. His position in theLiberal and a knee injury. Breithaupt was caucus has steadily increased from finance critic to committee transferred to K-W hospital after chairperson to House leader. spending several days in Strathroy. In addition to his numerous charitable directorships, his interest in It is expected that he will be released the militia and the Royal Canadian Legion have left him with many from hospital by the end ofthe week. titles and honours. Breithaupt's office feels that he But, in spite ofhis qualifications, Breithaupt's leadership campaign will heed advice and miss doctor's will not be easy. David Peterson, who ran Smith the northern against Stuart at the scheduled tour portion last convention is campaigning hard. JohnSweeney, oftheK-W leadership campaign area," ofthe later this is starting to run a tough K-W blitz, in preparationfor his fund month. Hamilton-Wentworth raising dinnerat Bingeman Park later in the campaign. Richard Thomas, no MPP Eric Cunningham, Liberal a longer an MPP, is providing color and promotion to the campaign. Breithaupt supporter, is expected to His role as Ben, in the Maple Leaf Bacon commercials, havegiven him take on the Breithaupt's place a high visibility. The other candidate, is Sheila Copps, elected Northern newly tour. and daughter of the former mayor of Hamilton, Vie Copps. VanDeMark said that the When questioned on his decision to run, Breithaupt stated, "I had candidate will definitely be present been asked by the Members ofthe Caucus, by theLiberals of Waterloo at the all-candidates meeting to be Region and by others to consider taking on this responsibility if a held at WLU on January 27th. leadership convention was called...l believe I must act and seek VanDeMark stated that Breithaupt making good, remains busy in the hospital. She the leadership of my party." Breithaupt is WLU grad, through service to the community and now he is attempting to put added that he is in good spirits and those years of knowledge and insight to the use of the province of raring to go for it. Ontario.

Knee deep in that white stuff on Monday Laurier Receives Award We improve 'quality of work' for disabled

by Jerry Zeidenberg WLU was recently given an award for having made "significant contributions to the employment of the disabled" in 1981. An award, in the form of a plaque, was presented to Cher Koch, WLU's personnel officer, at a banquet last November. The commemerative plaque was given to her by city aldermanCardillo, on behalf of the Kitchener-Waterloo Co-Ordinating Committee. Laurier employs about 650 persons, of whom about 12 have a disability. Ms. Koch said she was aware that 1981 was the "Year of the Disabled," and made efforts to inform herself and other WLU staff about it. In this way, attention was focussed on a group within the university which is often overlooked. And as a result, Ms. Koch explained, the quality ofwork, and life, was improved for manyofthe school's handicapped employees. As part of the effort to make Laurier's administrators more aware of the problems faced by the disabled, a film on this topic was shown to them last year. Also, two programs have been set up on campus which are attuned to the needs of physically and emotionally handicapped employees. Because it is strapped for funds, the universityhas not been able to purchase special equipment, or provide exclusive services. But it has made real strides by changing people's attitudes; it has made its administrators more aware, tolerant, and understanding of their employee' disabilities. Unlike employers elsewhere, Ms. Koch said "administrators at Laurier are very cooperative and understanding...and that's why we deserve the award." Ms. Koch added that "if WLU can win an award with the limited, albeit honest, efforts we've made, it's indicative of how far society, in the same way, can go in aiding the disabled.

Your dedicated Cord staff working in frigid conditions to get this rag out to you. 2 The Cord Weekly. Friday. January 15, 1982 grads expectations purpose of information dissemina- have lower and less ambition than those of educational films. Awards were tion. a Community will be set up in generation ago. presented to participants from Displays After Conestoga Malland theKing Centre comparing management Britain, Germany, France, Brazil graduates hired in Film Award Week on January 14th, in Westmount the late 1970's and Australia, as well as Canadian with their older Place and Waterloo Square on counterparts, and American participants. A film The Cities of Kitchener and January 15th, and in Fairview Park AT&T says younger workers don't from the U.S. Marine Corps, like give orders Arthur Stephen, associate Waterloo have declared the week of January 16th. They will to or take them. for Mall on Registrar: Liaison/Admissions, "Ready Action," produced by January 11, 1982 Community provide an excellent chance for the Ma Bell V.P. Robert Beck says the J. WalterThompson Co.of New Services recently returned from the Week. To emphasize the public to learn more about what there's one glimmer ofgood news in York won the gold medal. Other week, International Film and Television three Community Service services are available in the the survey: liberal arts graduates — Festival of New York where Wilfrid notable winners were Granada Days have been planned by theK-W community. at least those willing to work with Social Planning Council. The computers move up Laurier received a bronze medal for — AT&T's Television from Britain and the community service days will be held Arts Grads corporate ladder faster than the Department of continuing Sony Corporation. The Ogilvy and January 14th, Isth,and 16th,during scientists, engineers or business Education's film, "A Matter of Mather Advertising Agency of New which health and social service Move Up majors. Confidence," Laurier's film York also won a number of awards agencies will be setting up mall (PNS/CUP) - The American for television commerecials. competed with industrial and displays in five local malls, for the phone company says today's college ENTER THE LONGDISTANCE

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Each will delivered Mercury dealership open only . car be to a 4. This contestis to students who are Name nearest thewinners' residence in Canada All prizes registered full-time orpart-time at any accredited NGOGI ROTGNS will be awarded Only one prize per person Prizes Canadian University, College orPost-Secondary institu- Address must be accepted as awarded, no substitutions. tion. Employees of TCTS. its membercompanies and 3. Selections at random will be made tromall entries affiliates,its advertising andpromotional Agencies. City/Town received by the sweepstakes judging organization the independent judging organization and their imme- v T... by noon on the following dates: October 21,1981. diate families are not eligible This contest is subject H W Pnctnlrosrai >-ogeCorlp I I December 15,1981and thecontest closing date, toall Federal, Provincial* andMunicipal laws. . 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Although theleaders upon tight fisted rule. Tanks and small minority of Communist You can blow out a candle not be representative ofthe working within the Communist bloc may soldiers in the streets have once officials. Another lesson of history But you can't blow a fire. class. have been idealistic revolutionaries again amply proven this fact. shows that military solutions applied Once the flame begins to catch Popular unrest in Poland over in their youths, they are today to essentially political the Poles are an extremely The wind will blow it higher. past fifteen months was merely a among the most conservative and problems lead ultimately to failure. reactionary men in the nationalistic people and are Peter Gabriel symptom—the underlying disease world. Allegiance states, especially those resentful of their continued cannot be built on fear being a mismanaged and inefficient One-party and repression governed by a mish- subservience to Soviet interests. alone. Solidarity may economy. Polish workers are asked bastardized be The only about mash doctrines, dead asapolitical force but not as thing surprising to work obediently and diligently of Marxist-Leninist the military is do allow degrees of liberty. Communist rule over Poland has an idea. Poland'smilitary henchmen crackdown in Poland while having to queue up in lines for not for may that it was delayed for so long. It gained less legitimacy in Poland than have extinguished the candle, goods constant short supply. On Poland's citizens experienced a merely in in any other Soviet satellite in but they cannot extinguish the fire. followed an historical top ofthis, to the revolution of rising expectations pattern in the Soviet Poland is indebted Eastern Europe. History has Bloc whereby West to the tune of approximately whereby they were given a taste of unrest is handled with usual freedom which inevitably led a shown that Poles have a greater Stalinist $27 billion. Highly centralized and to subtlety. demand for rigid political and economic more. systems, wherein individual Liberalization within totalitarian initiative and creativity are stifled, Dictators recognize the powers of states, because it implies a diffusion inevitably lead to inefficiency. freedom as an elixir and realize that of power, is rarely tolerated in such it must be nipped in the bud. This is states. What the Solidarity Solidarity provided an outlet what happened almost two years movement represented was an whereby Poles could voice their ago when Chinese officials crushed unprecedented undermining of pent-up frustrations. And although the "democracy wall" movement in Communist legitimacy (which wag its leader Lech Walesa provided a Peking. Reform, whether from weak to begin with) in Poland. And voice of moderation, many of below (Hungary, 1956, and Poland, although the destruction of Solidarity's demands were seen as 1980-81) or from above (Czechoslo- Solidarity may bring about short excessive by Poland's Communist vakia, 1968), is a threatening term stability, it in no way leadership. The call for another phenomenon to dictators. guarantees long term stability. general strikeand the power to recall Poland's General Jaruzelski was . extremely Communist officials provided the hesitant toimpose martial The military logic of Poland's final justification for the imposition law but, as a Soviet proxy, was left Communist regime and their of martial law. The military with no alternative. In a familiar patrons in the Soviet Union only crackdown within Poland was a pattern, Jaruzelski sought worsens the situation within Poland. necessary action in a system that is scapegoats former Communist Martial law may breed fear, but intolerant of significant change—a officials such-as Edward Gierek—on not long term legitimacy and system that is not designed for more which to blame Poland's present credibility, which were eroded to than one voice. economic crisis. The real culprit, begin with. Solidarity, withsome 10 however, is the system itself—its million members and widespread As in all Communist states, there rigidity and inability to adapt. popular support, was hardly an exists in Poland a self-perpetuating Bowing to Soviet pressure and isolated, fragmentary dissident bureaucratic elite who wish to strategic concerns, Jaruzejski was movement. What the free trade defend their positions and status. forced to ac"khowle%ge that union movement clearly illustrated, Change, especially through Communist authority in Poland did TorontoTransit Bans My Angel is a Centrefold Anti-Abortion Ad TORONTO (CUP) An abortion "My blood runs cold/my memory rights grouphas succeeded- in getting the Toronto Transit Commission has just been sold/My angel is a Ontarians aren't bothered by nasty are available in magazines found at "NOT A LOVE STORY" is not a centrefold." J. Geils Band revelations about the seedier side of most variety stores. The glossy pleasant film, and much ofits value t(TTC) to ban an anti-abortion ad the Christmas shopping things. In their everlasting wisdom, books are on display even to the derives from this fact. The film poses aimed at by Mike Strathdee they banned the National Film sight of children much too youngto many poignant questions, while crowd from TTC vehicles. toy Board production "NOT LOVE be to a restricted movie. pointing out the degradation and The advertisement pictures a has widely A admitted Pornography become STORY: A FILM ABOUT Or perhaps the censors blanched exploitation suffered by those soldier with a tear running down its popular entertainment overthe past cheek and the caption, "some toys PORNOGRAPHY" upon its release at the footage from movies which involved as pawns in the porno several decades, leading to big industry. will have less children to play with dollars for the producers of the "NOT A LOVE STORY" has this year. Some 65,000 children product. The pornography business several flaws. Some issues are less." Sponsored by the Toronto is an enormous growth industry, handled clumsily, charges are often chapter of the Right to Life possibly one of the most successful unsubstantiated and some of the Association, the ad was scheduled to entertainment operations. The conclusions drawn by the appear on TTC vehicles at the demand for the product is ever filmmakers are questionable and beginning of December. increasing, the raw materials are very extreme in nature. Statements However, the Canadian Abortion easily accessible, and costs are such as "to be a woman alive on this Rights Action League (CARAL) relatively low. planet is to be in a constant state of appeared at a general meeting ofthe The human element in these rage" make it easy to dismiss the TTC members November 17 to ask proceedings is most often film as a feminist trip. them to ban the ad which they overlooked, or ignored altogether. To do so, however, is to miss the considered to be insulting to women. Why fret about unpleasant trifling point and deliberately avoid the real In an article in the GlobeandMail of realities when an array of diverting issue. The existence ofperverse porn November 3,.Diane Nannarone, fantasies are almost always at your films (i.e. Beat the Bitch, where a CARAL said the ad wasoffensive to fingertips? Teleyision-click-click- woman in chains is beaten, abused, everyone, and the association of click, movies and magazines, take and ravaged) and of photographers Christmas and abortion was your pick. who manipulate womens' genitals "simply designed to make women said Pornographers are quite aware of (in order for them to resemble a feel guilty."Nannaronealso the the public lust for escapism, and flower) should be indicative of a ad was scientifically incorrect when they use this terrible malaise in our society. How it stated that children, rather than Stripper and photographer converse during film maximum possible gain. They don't would you react ifa member ofyour fetuses, are aborted. sell sex, as that would be far too last November. This decision has are regularly -screened at many family or someone you loved was In the same article, Laura boringand blase, not to mention less prevented Ontario theatregoers theatres across the country or else forced to become a "film star" for McArthur,president ofRight toLife profitable than their real trade. from suffering widespread downers sold in novelty shops for stags and Jack of any other way to make a in Toronto said the ad was tasteful Pornography does not even use after seeing a film which is certainly parties. living? and appropriately time. "We're people, only the cardboard cut-out not very entertaining. (If a film isn't The board has permitted limited That's a nasty thought. trying to sell human life. I can't images of people which are. entertaining, why should it be "private" screenings of the film in Fortunately for us, the drones at the think of anything more Christ- necessary in order to depict a allowed to use up precious theatre universities across the province. Censors Board will keep working masy." members agreed to ban particular fantasy. time which could be put to more University audiences are overtime to prevent thought The TTC their legal It would appear, however, that profitable use screening Smokey and presumably capable of viewing provoking realities from rearing the ad and broke Right Life pornographers are not the biggest the Bandit Part VII or Emmanuel explicitness which the general public their ugly heads on movie screens in agreement' with to reversing a previous peddlers in the fantasy business meets Godzilla!) would be unable to cope with. I this province. Valuable cinematic Association, display the posters. these days. Within the province of The official rationale for the wasn't among those receiving an entertainment dealing with decision to Ontario, the leading role must be banning of "NOT A LOVE invitation to either ofthetwo(count Supervixens or Swinging Swedish The Right to Life Association two) feels that banning the ad is a given to the Ontario Censors Board. STORY" is that the explicit sex 'em, screenings ofthe film held Stewardesses will continue to be The Censors Board understands scenes shown in the documentary last month at the University of shown as acceptable diversions. curtailment of free speech and that reaction is an indication what a difficult world it can be at are too disturbing. The censors are Waterloo. I did,however,manage to After all, what's a trip to the CARAL's of much they fear the poster's times. They have selflessly put objecting of course to the see the film in Montreal over the movies without a fantasy? how themselves in charge of insuring that pornography sessions whoseresults holidays. effectiveness. 4 The Cord Weekly, Friday, January 15. 1982 Little Bits all night, you woke up late, dressed as you walk into the room you can the Week in a rush, therefore forgetting to sense forty pairs of eyes probing Question of shave. you, searching for flaws, undone What did you do on theday schoolwas manage to get to WLU, buttons, and band-aids. You turn You cancelled? hoping all the while to slip into your and face your pupils. They eye you office unnoticed so you can use the right back with gazes of irritated shaver in your desk, sip a coffee in tolerance. quiet and attempt to gather yourself As the lecture begins, you notice together for the day ahead. No luck. something is lacking. These are not Mike Kuntz Upon reaching your office you're the attentive, eager, and helpful 4th Year Bus confronted with a throng ofstudents students Socrates had the pleasure I had a very full day. I did a little brandishing add-drop sheets, of teaching. These people don't shovelling, played a little shinny, interest the material, by Dan Little overdue assignments, and the wills share your in drank a few beers while listening toa to do you physical damage. Ha, rather their prime concern tends to little Lou Reed and ended the day you've driven the horde away, and be achieved mark, not the content. with a little jogging. You know, I was sitting in class this now you are nestled in your office. Thus, when they feel what you are week, so bored yawning was a thrill, It's time for class preparation. saying is irrelevant, they ignore you. and I began to ponder my plight. IfI The thought churns over your On your right, two are asleep and was this bored, and at least sixty ol breakfast which refuses to digest. one poor girl swallowed her gum my classmates appeared to be, how Reluctantly, you decide: one quarter when she yawned. At the back ofthe must my professor feel? review from last class (assuming the room there is a heated discussion It's no secret the two things audience remembers any ofit) sixty- about ski bindings i progress, while students complain about are the five percent textbook presentation, on the left two scholars are playing dining hall food and the professors. and ten percent ad-lib floor show with a Rubik's cube and another two We, as students, often think we are and drivel to keep them thinking are sharing a pictorial dirty joke. the only ones in the classroom who your are personable. So what do you do? Gutreaction Deb Holding get bored, frustrated andfed-up, but Well, it's time. Down says throw in the towel and head to the stairs 3rd Year Psych we're not alone. and through the hallscongested with WilTs for a beer. Yet duty screams I went traybogganing with Trish, Picture this scenario in your eager minds, rushing in so you take a deep breath, face the opposite Joni, Mary, Tim, Bill, and Pete. mind's eye. You've had a rough direction to yourself, on their way to unsmiling mob, and plod on. morning so far, thebaby kept you up next class. The moment is upon you, And we think we have it rough!! rro

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Nominations Open Jan. 14 Janet Benson 4th Year Bus POSITIONS AVAILABLE Slept in, did some homework and avoided doing anything strenuous. BOARD OF DIRECTORS 7 ARTS 6 BUS Deb Stalker 1 MUS 2nd Year MA PoliSci Cleaned the kitchen, verbally abused my roommate and sat inside all nice and warm, watching the 1 GRAD fools across the street shovel snow. Vice-President - Secretary President Nominations Close Jan. 22 Nomination Forms Available in \ WLUSU OFFICE \ The Cord Weekly, »,/WJ 5 Volunteer Work: An Invaluable Experience by Gloria DeSantis and Mike Tanner really what the individual wants to therequirements for registering and strive towards in the academic and the number of hours per week With the arrival of a new year, career sectors. Volunteer work also preferred for different positions. many people may begin thinking provides important training for Placement and Career Services about getting involved in new those who have already decided on a bulletin boards throughout the activities outside their daily particular career. In accorance with campus are important sources of academic routines. A volunteer for this, volunteer experience is also an information for these organizations. 'Friends' states that "it getsyou out extremely important asset on a All the volunteer information is of the student subculture." resume. compiled in binders and in addition Volunteer work can be that activity Volunteer work can be very self there is a pamphlet containing of novelty and greatly benefit the rewarding. The time one spends valuable information. volunteer as well as all those he/she helping others inevitably leads to a The Community Information works with. sense of accomplishment and self Centre in Kitchener is an important If you have a few spare hours a worth. Every adventure, regardless reference point for anyone week, you could become a volunteer of it's seeming triviality is a requesting help as well as anyone in one or more of the many wonderful learning experience willing to share themselves in organizations in the Kitchener- which can only benefit the helping others. They write a Waterloo area which urgently need individual with personal knowledge newspaper article entitle"Needs and youg enthusiastic support. It is very in years to come. Deeds" to keep the public informed simple to become involved as a Practically all the volunteer of openings. Anyone interested in volunteer. Many of the organiza- positions allow individuals the volunteer work but unsure where to tions only require a completed occasion for self expression. At begin, justcome into Placement and application form and then an times there are no concrete Career Services and any of the staff interview is arranged between the guidelines and the personal will gladly assist you by showing you student volunteerand the Volunteer judgement of the volunteer is the appropriate volunteer Coordinator. Special orientation strongly encourage. information. sessions are also made available. Becoming involved in activities Volunteer positions in the outside one's University studies also K-W area range from permits students the chance to working with infants and mothers expand their circle of friends. •right up to and including senior Volunteers have the opportunity to A Business Update citizens, volunteers could become become friends with supervisors, co- involved in conversations with workers and their clientele. by Kelly Mawhinney the business reps in information A Questionaire will be presented to troubled individuals, lead recreation The greatest benefit of all lies in spreading. The business groups in the second year students in early programs, coach different sports, the support that a volunteer gives to Prior to the Christmas break, I the school are going to get together February to discern the feasibility of help with an organization's' another person. A person in need, wrote an article about options to produce a newsletter to further this project. administration and paperwork as whether it be in a personal crisis (minors) across the board for your knowledge of coming events Fourth year Wilfrid Laurier well as promote and market the situation or in aiding an overworked business students and I now wish to etc. business students have won a service of various agencies. administrator catch up on notify you of a general meeting to position to compete in the finals case There are tremendous benefits' paperwork, may express the deepest learn more about this issue and to In time, there is the possibility of competition at Queen's University which an individual may acquire as a feeling of gratitude when an prepare you for a referendum (pro implementing a "buddy system" in the weekend of Jan. 15-16. Laurier result of volunteer activities. A individual offers his/her or anti option). This meeting will be the business faculty at Laurier. This along with Acadia, U of NB, U of volunteer position may permit a unconditional help. held on Tuesday the 19that 5:30 in system, which exists at Western and Calgary, Laurentian, and Queens person to experience situations in Information on a vast range of P2025-27. other universities, is designed to aid will compete in 5 areas: accounting, which he/she believe his/her career Volunteer Organizations in the the newer students with school and management, arbitration, computer interests lie. Through these Kitchener-Waterloo area has We, as business reps., have tried career decisions. Our system would game, and a debate. This organized activities an individual is recently been collected and is in the to stress the importance ofobjective involve fourth and second year competition is sponsored by given the opportunity to discover process of being organized in and constructive evaluations. We students, with the second years Clarkson and Gordon, the Financial whether or not the anticipated Placement And Career Services. All hope to eventually set up a class contacting the fourth years about Post and the business school at positions in an organization are the organization: have stipulated representative system to facilitate future course, job outlines'etc. Queens. Campus Clubs Classified Laurier Christian Unclassified JAY PEAK—There are only 6 spaces President of Bell Canada. Tickets Fellowship Ski Club left for the Reading Week excursion are $12.00 for students and must be Vermont.To reserve a spot phone On Saturday, January 16, L.C.F. TRIPS-A trip to Blue to purchased in advance. Mr. FOR SALE DAY 884-4189. Final for the trip is sponsoring a square dance in the Mountain has been slated for payment Thackray is a member of the must be made 26 in the theatre auditorium, at eight p.m. January 29. To up for these day January National Board of Advisors of Sony Walkman cassette player. sign Concourse. Experience is not necessary and trips phone 884-4189 or stop by the AIESEC and is a director of many Excellent condition. $175.00 everyone is welcome. Refreshments Ski Club booth in the Concourse companies. Many local businessmen (negotiable). Ask forSpencer at 888- the available. Admission—sl.oo. January 26. will be in attendance at -7108. On January 29/82, Laurier The Ski Club will notbe running a AIESEC reception, which begins at 6:30 and 7:00 p.m. dinner. Christian Fellowship will be trip next week so as not to conflict On Tuesday, January 19, the presenting the "Inerrancy and with the outing planned by the is presenting the first Classified AIESEC m Authority of Scripture". All are Winter Carnival Committee to Annual Business Dinner at welcome. Supper meeting at 4:30 Horseshoe Valley. All interested Bingeman Park Ballroom. Guest p.m. and speaker at 6:00 p.m. in the skiers are urged to sign up for this speaker is James Thackray, Unclassified outer lounge of the seminary event. building. ■ 1 I Q L -ST? YUKON JACKATTACK 5. There is nothing more painful in life than Walrus Bite. losing your left glove - then throwing yourright one away, only to find your left glove again in / JUryM the Security office. J if*" t" w S J 1 * . . Not seeing too well lately? Maybe it's because your glasses are in the Security office. We have a most stylish selection.

Come and browse through the LOST AND FOUND. We have everything from old sneakers to modern calculators. _ '$J TheBlack Sheep of Canadian Liquors. FOOUND MM Concocted with fine Canadian Whisky. For more Yukon Jackrecipes write:MORE YUKON JACKRECIPES, Box 2710. Postal Station "U," Toronto,Ontario MBZ5PI 6 The Cord Weekly. Friday, January 15, 1982 Summer Job Search: THE CORDWEEKLY Your Resume The Cord Weekly is published by Student Publications of Wilfrid 'Summer Job Search' will be a five- Laurier University. Editorial opinions are independent of the part seriesin The Cord Weekly.Take University, WLUSU and Student reserves time out to plan your job hunt with Publications. The Cord 'The Cover Letter', 'The the right to edit all articles to is Follow-Up, and letters submitted it. The Cord by Karin Neukamm 'TheInterview' and'FirstDay On The a member of the Canadian University Press cooperative. Job'—all coming in future editions. is around Editor Last week's polar weather may deny it, but summer just Rodger Tschanz the corner. That means that summer jobs are justaround the corner News Editor Sonya Ralph Bandy Entertainment Editor too. Diane Pitts Better educated and more ambitious students are competing for Sports Editor „ Joanne Rimmer fewer jobs because marjy employers cannot afford to stretch their Copy Editor Jerry Zeidenberg labour budgets to include summer employees. This means that the Production Managers y 2 pox sooner you apply and the better prepared you are the better your Steve Motz chance will be to land that "perfect" job. Assistant Production Managers Diane Campcau Resume preparation is the first step towards landing a job. This Kavita Bhojwani is one that really gets you interviews, and Photo Manager document the without Deverett interviews, you won't a job. Therefore, it is necessary to impress Photo Technician get Mike Kuntz your potential with your resume. You must include your Circulation and Filing Manager employer Gail Misra and permanent addresses, birthdate, marital status, work Advertising Manager present Shawn hcon experience, education, extracurricular activities, and other Phone Number 884-2990, 884-2991 information that makes you unique and a desirable employee. It is important to be honest on a resume by including onlyfacts and describing responsibilities truthfully. Although a padded resume many initially look more impressive, any employer will check your references and will interview you thoroughly; both actions may disclose false information on your resume and may cost you a job.

EDITORIAL The expense of having a resume printed is well worthwhile. A professional looking resume impresses upon a potential employer your serious attitude about working in a professional manner. A resume printing service is offered through Career and Placement A Thought About the Weather Services for a cost ranging from $2.30 for 25 copies of a one page resume to $5.05 for 25 copies of a four page resume on plain white by Rodger Tschanz stranded automobiles. Depriving us of vitamin paper. Payment is required at the time of submitting a neatly typed Walking to school 'resume at Placement and Career Services, Mondays 9:30 to 12:00am The temperatures that C may not be an effective and Fridays 9:30 to 12:00 am. Monday I found myself we have been experiencing and quick a means of Placement and Career Services also hold resume workshops to help dodging blasts of snow as lately are unreal, seemingly defeating its rivals as is gas students construct good resumes. These are held frequently, at times homeowners, home from which are posted in Placement and Career Services and at unnatural. It must be (the Russians will have to locations throughout the campus. work, tried out their obvious to even the least wait until the supplies of Your resume is a first step towards the summer job that your really snowblowers for the first politically aware Laurier Old South and Flintstone want. Success in this first step tips the scales in your favour further time after buying them student that the Russians Vitamins run out) but it along in the job hunt. three springs ago during are back to their old tricks serves the purpose. the clearance sales. It of tampering with the Speaking of gas attacks, Religion: Hare Krishna appears that citizens of X- weather of the Western what about the Leafs? W can finally, with Powers. How else could Fundraisers Escorted to sincerity, consider them- one explain -12c temper- Hospital selves to be part of the atures in Florida. By Great White North. The destroying the best HAMILTON (CUP) - Fundrais-' fundraisers' identification and ing has come on hard times for dog and sled team that oranges the U.S.A., found they were connected with all in Hamilton-area cults. Iskcon Incorporated, an organiza- Canadians are supposed to takeover of the west could Two members of the Hare tion affiliated with the Hare have staked out beside be accomplished more Krishna movement were detained by Krishnas. One was an American their igloo would certainly easily than the takeover of McMaster University security citizen, the other Canadian, and officers November 27, after they both listed their place of residence have come in handy for Afghanistan, since we will posed as fund-raisers seeking as the Hare Krishna Temple on traveling amongst the all be lying helpless in the donations for the Crippled Avenue Road in Toronto. by streets suffering Children's Fund. The person who phoned in the white mounds created from The security department C received f complaint could not be traced, so no vitamin deficiency. The a complaint that the two men were , charges were laid. However, the men "I am pregnant?" higher powers of Moscow stopping people outside a McMaster were transported to Chedoke "But I took precautions." must decided that its cafeteria andasking for donations in Hospital where they made a have exchange for bumper stickers Whatam Igoing to do now?" nerve taking ' donation of $457 to the Crippled gas was too emblazoned with "I love Canada". Children's Fund. CallBirthright for help high a toll on Soviet armed The security officials checked the and information forces. Birthright LETTERS a 579-3990 PET the Pal? gasoline. COLUMBIA SECONDARY SCHOOL OF CANADA Letter to Editor Dare we 430 East complain, Mr Trudeau TRY 25th Street Re. Memorial to Trudeaumania will tell us we are spoiled we by Blame Connolly. because Hamilton, Ontario believed his promises. The people of Canada LBV 384 Reading Mr, Connolly's tribute to Poland can't but help appreciating our brought mind Tel: (416)387-3381 and (416)383-1626 leader to some our prime minister when he recently interesting thoughts concerning our stated he saw no alternative to a Writing a to very own "politician letter A ofpoliticians". military state in Poland (sounds i private co-educational school, Mr. Connolly engaged in some very ominously like thinking out loud). the editor. Where obscure reasoning, Now invites for sometimes Pity the Poles even more because applications Pre-University (Grade 13), bordering on the perverse. Is it else can you say Grade 12 and Grade 11 students. their press is now reporting his credible that being born a rich man, statements in Poland's media in Trudeau has attempted to make order to justify their actions. something and be Students with least Form 3 every Do all at or equivalent of Grade 10 Canadian equally as wealthy? of- these make you think of a man results can apply. Indeed. I am certain that every you could trust? heard by an middle income Canadian would In closing, I can only say that I audience We offer high academic standards; dedication and care for raise a quizzical eyebrow at thatone. found Mr. Connolly's editorializing, of more As for PET, we can international students. thank he and sentimentalizing, or whatever it was, his government for the War than 3,000. to be both confusing and at times Measures Act, a 30 cent postage Extra E.S.L. (English as a Second Language) and illogical. (We only ask that stamp that doesn't even look nice, M. Taylor T.O.E.F.L. classes. and a dishonest election in which you they promised Canadians a land refrain from Scholarship, Bursary and School Residence are available flowing with oil and gas at cheap using for application. prices. We will all be wondering any liable, Tuition fee: 52,700.00 about that last promise ofcheap oil or C in three sexist racist PRINCIPAL: Mabel Young, M.A.(Ed.), years time when we will be shelling out four dollars a gallon for subject matter.) The Cord Weekly, Friday. January 15. 1982 7 ENTERTAINMENT THE DOORS ARE BACK

The Turret was so crowded there wasn't even room for thephotographer.

by Richard Turtle Hakim, who is thirty two years old, Morrison, he certainly does act and do not enjoy The Doors this show firing squad during the song, "The One of the more recent bar is studied Morrison for some time sound like the The Doors lead singer. would not have been as highly Unknown Soldier" which like the reviving 1960's music is the already prior to the five months spent Songs played included "Hello, I appreciated. rest was performed with Jim highly publicized group, The Back perfecting the act and continues to Love You," Riders on the Though there were a few slight Morrison's classic style. Doors.They have been together for do so Hakim spends timewatching Storm,""Light My Fire,""People audio problems, the show was a big about a year and have been videotapes. and films to help with his are Strange," and many other Doors success with Hakim's onstage antics high energy and classic Doors music performing solely Doors music with onstage presence. Though Hakim favourites. The large audience adding to the energy. Hakim also and was well worth the ticket price. uncanny ability. Lead singer, Jim does not closely resemble Jim seemed to enjoy the show, but ifyou played the part of a victim of the WLU Welcomes Dr. Carol Weaver As a when it comes to by Fred Ludolph layman the depth of the pit to the heights of music, I thought techniques such as ecstatic Communion. Similarly, Dr. Carol Ann Weaver, newest described above would simply member of the WLU miisic faculty, "The Magnificant" has been produce noise. However, upon musically rendered many times, but presented music students and listening to Weaver's "Streams" enthusiasts with an experience both Weaver's rendition has captured the (1981), I realized that youand I have passion of any. musical and spiritual at a Jan. 7th this poem as well as been listening to very similar music Finally, Music at Noon concert. Dr. Weaver Weaver's musical for years in connection with our directions are excellent for is a graduate of Goshen College favourite TV and film productions. Indiana and is currently teaching interpreting the Psalms. The Psalms But there are greater dimensions to are full of of composition and theory. the guts life and faith. such music as seen in Weaver's solo No avenues of the depths ofdespair The piano and saxaphone, and pieces. The new voice and choral or the calm of faith were left piano and voice pieces she presented allowed a very music techniques unexplored by Weaver's version of last Thursday with the assistance of very powerful sensitive and "Psalm 57". As effective as the Douglas Pullen, alto saxaphone; expression of three well known Regina Keener, soprano; and the music itself, was a very well religious pieces; "1 Have Decided to orchestrated silence immediately laurierSingers under thedirection of Jesus", Magnificant", Follow "The following the choral presentation. A Victor Martens, are written in a and "Psalm 57". mode known as "new music", a minute of deep reflective silence captured only twentieth century development not by the intensity of Anyone who has been to the music, but also intensity which many of the stricter harmony the of Evangelical Church services may the which produced and rhythm patterns of most faith it. well have had the dubious pleasure In the words of "1 Have Decided traditional music. Disonant singing of "I Have of choruses to Follow Jesus", for Carol Ann harmonies, irregular rhythms, and some Decided to Follow Jesus" like Weaver there is no turning back, in even such innovative techniques as a inane mantra. Weaver has taken music or in faith. No turning back placing combs or ball bearings on song rendered blithe by overuse,and for WLU either now you're with us. piano strings have been used to returned to it the full spectrum of Thank you Carol Ann Weaver! produce unique sound effects. human spiritual experience, from Identities Looks at Jamaican Returnees To many, Canada is the land of often led to violence. Many children born in Canada and others milk and honey. Immigrants from Jamaicans left behind businesses, readjusted to a North American all over the world have come to families and property in order to lifestyle and now cannot get used to Canada looking for a better life for escape the escalating violence, old ways. Many have expressed an themselves and their families. Most settling with their immediate anger aimed at them from fellow come and settle here permanently, families in Canada instead. In 1980, countrymen who remained during but for many middleand upper-class with the election of the new the hard years. Still others hope to Jamaicans who arrive on these government and Edward Seaga, the re-immigrate back to Canada. shores between 1972-1980. there was new Prime Minister, the dream of On Sunday, January 17, at 3:05 always the hope of some day returning home to Jamaica was p.m. EST (4:05 AT, 4:35 NT, 6:05 returning to their homeland. about to become a reality. CT, MT, PT), Identities looks at This is the 78/79 winning sculpture. It shouldn't be too hard to During the government of Many 'returnees' have found life these and other factors involved in improve upon this. Michael Manley, political unrest back in Jamaica difficult. Some had returning home. • 8 The Cord Weekly. Friday, January 15, 1982 tobe... Hayfever

by Jerry Zeidenberg January 14 January 20 Performer will be playing at the Dr. Gordon Greene, Dean of Music at WLU, lectures Turret. Tickets are $2.50 for WLU at the the fact that it has Kitchener Public Despite students and $3.50 for non WLU Library in a series received almost no from the called "Music support students. Appreciation." university, Drama Everyone is welcomed Laurier's Club at 7:00 pm. will, in keeping with its annual January 17 The Lutheran Student Movement tradition, present us with a play. January 21 This year's offering is Hayfever, a is a very alive group of people who Cleveland will be at the Turret. lighthearted comedy in three acts, meet forfellowship, funand growth. Tickets are $5.50 for WLU students by Noel Coward. It will We meet the lower lounge ofthe written be in and $6.50 for non WLU students. Waterloo Seminary building on Sunday staged at Collegiate eventings as well as for otherspecial Institute, 300 Hazel St., Waterloo, events. January 23 on January 21, 22, 23 at 8 pm 7:00 pm, the Rev. in the This Sunday at Glider will be performing at the (Tickets are on sale concourse a discussion $2.50 Bart Beglo will present Turret. Tickets are $3.00 for WLU at an unbeatable price: for on Disarmament. We welcome $3.50 for non WLU adults, $2.00 for students, and may be students and anyone to join us who students. children can get in for a mere $1.50). interested in this topic. Hayfeveris about theBliss family, a group of ultra-Bohemiansheaded Judith, the mother and January 18 January 27 by retired actress, who still plays many roles: Professor Jan Narveson, The five candidates seeking to of Philosophy of the lead the Ontario Liberal Party will neglected wife, sacrificing mother, Department and sad but woman. University ofWaterloo, will speak at speak and answer questions at Richard Raven at Wilf's glamorous Each of the Bliss family invites a pm as part of a luncheon 7:00 pm in the main auditorium of 12:00 The anxieties and uncertainties of Peterson and Long John Baldry. guest for a weekend. It proves wild series entitled "Ideas and the Frank C. Peters Building here at lecture the eighties will be reflected in music During the past year, RICHARD indeed, and all get mixed-up in the in Today's World," at the WLU. Issues exploring the extremes of the RAVEN has performed solo in free and easy life ofthe Bliss family. Kitchener Public Library. Lunch is dawning of an era. Toronto clubs while planning the guests long for $1.50 by calling 743- The stand it for as as they available Much of this music will be recording of his first album on can, then escape back to London. -0271 in advance. undoubtedly be written and Legacy Records in the spring ofthis I recently viewed the rehearsal of performed by Toronto based year. The album will contain his the and can tell you that Art Display play, it RICHARD RAVEN. With themes unique songs and will be recorded looks great. Hayfever has a clever ranging from urban (angst) with some of Canada's finest Jan 18-31 Bill Pura Abstract Prints script, and strong acting by a group Feb 1- 5 Photography ("Cabbagetown Tonight") to musicians. of Laurier students brings it to life. Willi Nassau celibacy ("Celebrate I'm Celibate") On Monday, January 18, 1982 at Feb 8-12 Otto Beyer Painting Many of the characters are superb. to changing roles ("Hunted By The 8:00 pm, The Golden Hawk Feb 22-26 Anne Tremain Abstract Sculptures In the words of Hayfever's Amazons") to unknown fears Cheerleaders will present Mar 1-12 Nadar Historical Photography director, Dominic Dean, "The ("There's a Dark at the Top of the RICHARD RAVEN at Wilfs. Mar 15-26 WLU students, staff, Mixed Media play's a laugh, a big laugh," and will Stairs"), he creates vivid imagesand Tickets are $2.00 and will be and faculty be well worth the effort of going to cuts to the heart of contemporary available from any of the Raja Gaskell Weaving Art Waterloo Collegiate to see it. concerns. Cheerleaders, or in the Concourse Most of you are probably At twenty, he has been writing, this week and Monday, Jan. 18th. wondering why WLU's annual performing and recording for eight Come and support the girls in their production is being staged at a local years with people from Greg first Pub. The evening promises to high school. Ordinarily it'sput on in Winter Carnival Goddowitz (Goddo) to Oscar be entertaining for all who attend. the Theatre Auditorium, on campus. This year, however, the Faculty ofMusic, which has control by Diane Pitts Beach Party Audience Participation Required of the T.A., decided that the WLU by The infamous, unbeatable and J. Lacina Drama club is not worthy of using unforgettble Winter Carnival hits and eventsat Bingeman Park such as Reds is a film that requires Party. the auditorium. Laurier from January 18-23. The a hay-ride, skating and cross audience participation. You have to The story begins slowly, however, The Drama club's President, Beth theme this year is a beach party. country skiing. OFFCAM is follow it closely and work at this is vital for the proper Bruck, persisted for months in an Events include powder puff offering pool activities. In addition, understanding the time, the development of the characters and attempt to gain use ofthe T.A., but football, bed racing, faculty trike the Turret will be hosting such characters, and their objectives to is necessary for the viewer to was unsuccessful. Accordingto Miss race, an ice-cream eating contest, groups as Cleveland, and Gliderand fully enjoy the film. Sounds like a lot sustain interest as the film Bruck, "the music faculty claims the snow sculpturing contest, and Cliff Erickson will also be of work but it is really an enjoyable progresses. A basic knowledge ofthe Drama Club damaged some of its' outdoor BBQ, and the decadent yet appearing. task. events occuring in Russia during this equipment last year in the T.A. so thrilling pub crawl and car pub rally. Tickets for the winter carnival period would be helpful, but if you this year they won't let us use it." Also, Tamiae is holding a talent events will be on sale in the listen patiently you can make sense "They say that we damaged some night in the Turrent on the concourse. of the sequence of events as they pipes in their organ and spilled Wednesday evening. And, for those Winter carnival is an annualevent unfold. coffee in their piano." of you who have a passion for thatrequires a lot ofwork. It's sole It is an intelligent, dramatic film These charges, however, have animals, Labatt's is sponsoring a purpose is to ensure that the mixed with measured doses of never been substantiated, and are worm race complete with worms students get involved and have a comedy but primarily presented in a based on flimsy evidence. Last and track. There will also be a ski good time. So show your serious light. The supporting cast January, the Drama Club did use trip to Horseshoe Valley for theday, appreciation and support WLU. includes Jack Nicholson, perfect as a the stage upon which the piano is cynical Eugene O'Neill (the kept. But the Club members were Warren Beatty, star, director, playwright) Maureen Stapleton, not permitted to bringfood or drink producer, and co-writer has who very convincingly becomes the there, and as such were probably not presented a well-documented and radical Emma Goldman.The acting responsible for the piano incident. moving film about the lives of was flawless as Nicholson and As for the organ, it could have been Book idealistic journalist John (Jack) Stapleton beautifully support broken byanyone, because the door Reed and Louise Bryant (Diane inspired performances by Beatty ofthe room it sat in was unlocked at Keaton). The film follows their time and Keaton. the time. Ends Reds is an excellent film, about 3 effect, there are noreal grounds in New York, their coverage of the In Russian revolution in 1917 and and one half hours long, with for blaming the Drama Club. New in Paperback 14 beautifulgirls' lives, The research added that "the Reed's subsequent attempts to intermission and is well worth Miss Bruck project that Martin Philips stumbles never been found the American Communist seeing. Music Faculty has 1. Photo Finish, by Ngaio Marsh upon is not much different than cooperative, they've been difficult to ($2.95) those done by the infamous Nazi deal with every year." by doctor 2. Maria Callas, Arianna Joseph Mengele. Martin This year, as a final blow, she Stassinopoulos ($3.95) Philips, our hero, is an intelligent received a letter from Dean Greene Revisited, by radiologist is working on a 3. Brideshead who of the Music Faculty, in which he Evelyn Waugh ($4.95) York research project at the New insists that he fully supports the arts Hidden Target, by Helen V WePlay 4. The City General Hospital. His research Pi at Laurier but would not permit a ($3.50) of th« Maclnnes leads him to discover that a rash ■ y Music YOU 1 play to be staged in the T.A. 5. An Open Book, by John females are exhibiting bizzarre |r wanttohsar! ■ Huston (4.75) mental and sexual breakdowns. JPJ Every It should be mentioned that help 6. Auto da Fe, by Elias Canetti Philips' beautiful girlfriend, Wednesday is fl Huggy's was given to the Club by Dean ($5.95) Denise Sanger, finds her life put in Variety ShowU Nicols, President Taylor, also by f Wet and 7. Final Things, Richard jeopardy, and Philips digs through ■V T-Shirt & Wet Undershort H by WLUSU President Joe Veil. Wright ($2.75) bureaucratic red tape to get to the Contests & Much More" II These individuals made real efforts Lake, by Doctorow finds 8. Loon E.L. root of the problem. He that EVERY SATURDAY B I to get the T.A., even though they ($3.50) the new technology of his own were unsuccessful in the end. The 9. Brain, by RobinCook ($4.50) research in radiology and artificial mMte SINGLE'S MINGLES CONTEST"! UirUT NocowrJorUnJ«»i«yS«u*nti /9 Faculty of Music proved to be too intelligence is part of a massive raiUnl on Saftmfav only wi* ID. much of an immovable object. medical project backed by some of by Brian Cook ■r ooMTi«s»rn Now, WLU's Hayfever will be' Brain the most powerful forces in the performed in the only place it is world. by Jeff? welcome—a local highschool. It is Brain is a fast m oving, new novel indeed a pity that Laurier cannot by Robin Cook, author ofthe best- stage its annual play on its own seller Coma. Cook, in his new novel, Brain is exciting, scary, and only campus. explores the possibility ofa scientific too possible in a highly world gone crazy at the expense of technological world. The Cord Weekly. Friday' January 15. 1982 9 Sound Affects Pitt Stop by Diane Pitts-Entertainment Editor pop that I usually listen to. sombre, haunting, even morbid New Order - Movement Electronic music, which seems to tones ofmost synthesized music. All be predominating current semi- in all, a good album. by Ian Ashley esoteric musical circles, is often Sound Affects On a Serious Note accused of being cold and metallicas The Jam Absolute Beginners New Order consists of the former opposed to warm and human, which - members of a band called Joy supposedly indicates that it is good by Joachim Brouwer I am going to break time and interest. Lend an Division. Early last year, lan Cutris, music. Gary Numan and Kraftwerk precedent this week since the ear,a few sagacious words or the lead singer of Joy Division may be charged with the former,and The Jam's latest effort on the LP editorial will have little to do let them know committed suicide, thus leaving the simply you although it does not invalidate their titled Absolute Beginners is an with entertainment as it future of the band in doubt. The work, it is evident that something is interesting of songs. The care enough to support them collection to band stuck together, finding a in their music. OA/Dand Tangerine guitar barrage and staccato verses relates books, movies, like they have supported us, replacement and starting over as Dream on the other hand have been that characterized their earlier plays etc. Instead it will deal all the while noncomplaining New Order. Their first album under applauded for making warm and album, This is the Modern World and selfless. the new name Movement carries on with the joys, love and human electronic music, but that returns on "WhenYou Die Young". Remember that a large part exactly where Joy Division left off necessarily given them a ofthe four tracks however, exhileration of everyday life.' does not The rest of our success as with on Closer. Joy Division's clear ticket. (If you want to listen to are marked by many sound affects Through a near fatality of one adults is powerful work will naturally persist real warm music, you should listen which, by no coincidence was the 'of my parents I have learned atributal to our parents, the and live on. Theirmusic is filledwith to Billie Holliday and others ofthat name of their last album. of the fleetiness and examples that they have set, the horror of the time, images of trumpet blasts in ilk.) There are life. is so the encouragement that they compulsion, contradiction, wonder "Absolute Beginners", synthesizers unpredictibilty of It fragile. Parents are unrelent- have given us, the rules that and mostly fear This type of "Joan of Arc" a pleasant, warm run in "Tales from the River Band" they have enforced upon and imagery continues on Movement and human tune. The vocal is set in and more brass work in "Funeral and indomitable when it for them. The thing with stand-out tracks being amber of echo and reverb, but the guitars are still hardest an Prye." However, comes to their chidren's that they have had to endure "Dreams Never End" and "Doubts still manages to be earnest and loud and brash which takes- happiness, yet do we ever take Even Here". If you liked Joy "The Beginning and the something awayfrom the delicacy, if is to let us grow to learn to plaintive. the time to show our - Division, you won't be disappointed End" is the wierdest cut on the not audibility of the lyrics. love, to experience those by New Order. album. A latin rhythm opens up appreciation? Can you hateful and hurtful things Orchestral Maneouvres "The New Stone Age" but a tearing Apparently The Jam have a very remember the last time you that they wish they could Architecture and Morality synthesizer soon takes over. This is high stature in certain musical told your parents that you shelter us from, yet vital' by J.Brouwer one of the cold and metallic circles on account of their love them? I couldn't. But step in us becoming successful numbers. "She's Leaving" is a provocative and insightful lyrics but now I humbly admit my step in us becoming Orchestral Maneouvers in the human and warm song not just on this is evident only in brief phrases successful, honest and lyrics. The thoughtlessness and Dark's newest album Architecture account of the on this LP. Nevertheless, Absolute charitable people that we are. likeable piece of synthesizers often have a ringing, Beginners is a worthy item to add to selfishness toward them. and Morality, is a This unrelenting pursuit music far from the blues/jazz/60s bouncy quality as opposed to the your collection. They are people, they are my of becoming rather friends. Are we, the younger humanism is abhorent to me. We are so generation, so encumbered with ourselves that we can't engrossed in ourselves that take time to show our parents eventually we could discover that we appreciate and enjoy our lives have become void of them not as parents, but as emotion and relationships people, people, who like us, have become superficial. Surely give suffer periods of depression, we can a little joy and isolation.? Take your bit of ourselves to our parents out to dinner, buy parents. It takes little effort but really your mother £ " roSef or can warm the heart. simply just give them your Think about it. THE CHAPLAINS PRESENT: THE REV. TED SCOTT -primate of the Anglican Church of Canada --moderator of the Central Committee of the World Council of Churches The Politics of Jesus: Focus on Canada Focus on Africa 3:00 p.m. 7:30 p.m. Paul Martin Centre P1025-P1027 ■ CLIFF ERICKSON TuesJanl9 $1.00 non $2 | Thursday, January 28 IcLEVELENP Thurs Jan 21 $5.50 NON $6.50 I

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The Devil's Dictionary The Wasteland by JeffBryce ABSURDITY I can see myself in the mirror A statement or belief manifestly

inconsistent with one's own opinion. Lots of red Title?

A bridge of white light The vile, dank smell pervades my senses,

My perspiration drips into the river Making my mind recoil. ABDOMEN Graffiti scrawled carelessly, and decay— Screaming out its obscene messages. The temple of the god Stomach, A warred, whored wasteland. in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all

men engage. From women this The dark interior yawns open,

Distinct shapes cannot be seen. ancient faith comands but Down the river I go A jumbled mass ofsomething; a stammering assent

into the night and the I don't know what,

eyes of the hovering copters My locker needs cleaning CYNIC

A blackguard whose faulty vision I am rescued from this sees things as they are, nuclear wasteland hot as they ought to be.

COMFORT

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THE DEADLINE JANUARY The Cord Weekly. Friday, January 15, 1982 11 Arts and Issues of the Third World Council of Churches will speak on A festival of films by noted Massachusetts. He also will take with some articles for sale. As well, The focus will be on the third the Politics of Jesus: Focus on Senegalese director Ousmane part in the panel disucssionearlier in international cuisine from many World when Wilfrid Laurier Africa at 7:30 pm in the main Sembene will be featured Feb. 4. the day. developing countries will be served University holds its major arts auditorium ofthe Peters Building. A There will be- a showing of short Throughout the festival there will daily at noon in the university festival Jan. 27 to Feb. 4. This year second speaker, Paul Puritt, a subjects by the director at 2 pm in be a craft exhibit in Alumni Hall concourse. it's titled : Arts and Issues of the project development officer of the main auditorium of the Peters Third World. Oxfam Canada, will discuss the Building, followed by a panel Films, panel discussions, politics of liberation. discussion. readings, craft exhibits and dance On Jan. 29 there will be a cabaret A movie directed by Ousmane. will be all part of the menu. with Chilean folk singers Chasqui Xala, will be shown at 4 pm in the Dr. Harriet Lyons, chairman of Andino of St. Catharines. They will main auditorium in the Peters Help fill this white the sponsoring committee for the perform in the Paul Martin Centre in Building. festival, said most events will befree, the university's dining hall at 8 pm. At 8 pm his controversial film, including a program of dance by Also on Jan. 29 there will be a Ceddo, banned in the director's own space, write for the Anjali, coming directly to the WLU lecture-demonstration of Indon- country, will be shown in Room IEI festival from a personal appearance esian music by Dr. Martin Hatch of of the Arts Building. Discussion before Indira Ghandi in India. Cornell University of New York at 4 following the film wilr be led by Cord. Anjali, the stage name for a pm. The room will be announced Harold Weaver of Smith College in Canadian dancer who has mastered later. Indian dance, has performed for bit A film, The Harder They Come, ticket prices in Edinburgh Festival with Jimmy Cliff will be shown at and in Toronto, Ottawa, and 2:30 pm Jan. 30 in Room IEI Arts Montreal. Building. Donations will be I "We are delighted to be able to accepted for Oxfam and the Global present this outstanding dancer and Community Centre. Reminder NOTICE! interpreter of the classical Indian Admission of $3.50 will be style at no charge, thanks to charged for an evening of listening support of the university and Arts and dancing to live reggae music by Council ot Ontario", Lyons said. the Toronto group One Love at 8 pm to all students with outstanding accounts. Anjali will give a performance for Jan. 30 in the university's theatre children at 2:30 pm Jan. 31 Room auditorium. Proceeds will go to the IEI Arts Building. The next day, same two grouups. The balance of your account Feb. 1, she will present a recital for A seminar, Deprivation In all at Bpm in the WLU theatre Emerging Countries, will be IS DUE JANUARY 15, 1982 auditorium. conducted Feb. 2 at 5 pm in the The festival opens Jan. 27 when board room of the WLU library. It' Indian novelist Bharati Mukherjee will run through the winter will read from her work, which term at the university. Accounts not paid by January 31, 1982 includes Tiger's Daughter, and At 8 pm that day, Caribbean Wife, at 8 pm in Room 1 El. novelist Wilson Harris will read will require an additional On Jan. 28, there will be a panel from his work. discussion on art, women, religion A concert of Argentinian music and liberation in Africa at 2 pm in for the flute by Dario Domingues the main auditorium oftheFrank C. will be held Feb. 3 at 8 pm in the $3.00 Peters Building. university's theatre auditorium. per month! Taking part will be several Ross Kidd, who has worked in members of Laurier community, Botswana and published extensively plus Dr. Rhonda Howard of on participatory drama as a tool in Tuition Fees Paid by January 31, 1982 McMaster University. development will speak on Popular Ted Scott, archbishop and Theatre and Political Action in the Will Be Included for primate of the Anglican Church of Third World. The talk is scheduled Canada and moderator of the for 8 pm Feb. 3 in the Paul Martin 1981 Income Tax Purposes Central Committee of the World Centre. I 25th ANNUAL I I TAMIAE I I TALENT NIGHT I I Ist PRIZE $75.00 I I 2nd PRIZE $50.00 I H SPECIAL BACK TO SCHOOL OFFER H I 3rd PRIZE $30.00 I H FOR UNIVERSITY STUDENTS BEFORE 7:00 H I WED JAN 20/82 8:00-12:00 I H THE GOOD BROTHERS H I in the TURRET I I Just submit a briefdescription ofact; length of I I act; number of people involved; and phone I I numbers of members to the WLUSU main I I offices by Monday January 18. I Ik Mil isß K. I ■GUARANTEED GOOD TIME TO ALII I^E**￿￿*￿*￿*￿￿*￿**￿￿*￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿*￿￿****** *M I —AUDIENCE AND ACTS— I tm, Next Week- HOSTAGE Thurs GODDO |M^^^UJ^FTgRSatTHEP^N^n 12 The Cord Weekly, Friday. January 15, 1982 SPORTS Squash Team Third in Waterloo

by D.P. Gumby The WLU men's squash team power in OUAA squash and along the team travels to Hamilton to compete travelled up the road to the with Toronto and York, have got to in the McMaster University of Waterloo this past be considered for the OUAA Invitational. Invitational weekend where they tied for third championships. Waterloo place in the U of W Invitational Waterloo defeated Queens 4-3 Tournament Results Squash Tournament. and met Western in the final. 1. Western Western finished first while Western defeated Waterloo by a 5-2 2. Waterloo Waterloo came in second. margin to take the tournament. 3. Laurier Todd Schaefer, the number three The Hawks would like to thank 4. Queens seed on the hawks was undefeated the Waterloo team and their coach 5. York on the day, while therest of theteam Barney Lawrence for a well-runand 6. Brock batted .500. Steve Chitovas and well-played tournament. 7. RMC Tom Delamere lost particularly This weekend (Saturday, Jan. 17) 8. Guelph close 3-2 matches to their opponents from Western. In the first round the Hawks Women Visit Mac annihilated Guelph 6-1, with 20 to 3 Last weekend the team played in were also won by Leah McLachlan, advantage in total games won. an invitation Marg (Too Good) Foy and Alison In the semi-finals, Laurier faced Last weekend the women'svarsity Taylor. Western while Waterloo was up squash team played in an All members piayed well against tournament at some tough competition. The team WLU Mens Sqitash Team r 19S1-S2 against Queens. invitational The match against Western was McMaster. advanced to "C" division, after Pete Klein Todd Schaefer Tom Delamere Paul Douglas close and well-played, but the hawks Karen Manzerolle led the teaman conquering Thistle Squash Club, Kevin Day Steve Chitovas Bill Muirhead lost 5-2. Western has long been a matches (winning two). Matches where they suffered defeat. Hawkey Place! by Rob Deutschmaan and Dave BogartVaultsintoSecond After coming offa fairiy inactive Terry Thompson whqsespectacular scoring barrage was veteran winger Robson, Paul McSorley, Dave At the game's end, Coach Gowing Christmas break, the hockey Hawks play during the crucial first period Don Potrfter, whose tatntilizing slap Beckon and Paul Roantree commented "It was a real team got right back into the thick of and throughout the game -was shot found the twine at the 2:39 Laurier's victory was again effort." things with a home game against the instrumental in keeping the hawks in mark. highlighted by the stellar The Hawks' next home game is Guelph Gryphons. the game. Other snipersHn th first period performance of netminder Terry Saturday January 16 at the After suffering a previous Wfr-1 Witft a 3-2 victory e*er Guelph were Tossy Martindale, JeffClark, Thompson. After two periods of Kitchener Auditorium when the defeat at the hands of Guelph,ifee under their belts, the h«ckey Hawks Dan McCafferty and Rob play Coach Gowing decided to rest play Windsor. Hawks were prepared toavenge tlSat headed to St. Catherines?%; take on Deutschmaan. Rounding out the Thompson and play Stu Roberts defeat and they were- success-fill. the Brock Badgers. scoring for the Hawks was Dave who did an excellent job. The Hawks, playing a strong Although the Hawks took an Hawks, second and third period, were able eaely 4-0 lead, the Badges soon Coulthard and First! to hold on and defeat the Gryphons snowed they were not a team to be 3-2. taken too lightly. The Hawks started out slowindie Scoring for the havocs, in first first period, unable to generate period, were Dan McCafferty, Jeff by Chuck Kirkham much offenceandsoon fell behind I- Clark, Dave Beckon and Dave two games completed, in the During the preseason and over the In the second game ofthe season 0. In fact, the Hawk's fiirst shot on Robson. The Badgers managed one last few years, this is where the against the Marauders of Mac, in net did not come until'the 14:10 in the first period. rier's Golden Hawks lead the Hawks usually faltered and lost the Hamilton, it was the Hawks turn to mark when Mike Gazzola broke In the second period McCafferty tern Conference witha record of game—not today. Coach Coulthard fall down by a largescore early in the sent got to I'ith2-0, having wins over used his last time out to cool down game and attempt to come back. In down the left wing and a shot his second ofthe night give the Waterloo and past the "cold" Guelph goalie totie Hawks a 5-1 lead. McMaster. the hot shooting Warriors and the the first half, McMaster could do no the game. The Badgers answered with two The first game of the season, Hawks regrouped to force six wrong while the Laurier contingent Jeff Clark picked up theassist on more goals but Paul McSorley, on a which was at home against turnovers and eight points in the last could do no right. Being down by 10 the play. Before the period ended, solo effort, put the Hawks ahead by Waterloo, proved to be an exciting two minutes of the game to defeat at the half and by 16 at one point in Dan McCafferty gave Laurier a 2-1 three. affair that wasn't settled until the their cross-town rivals. "I thought the second half it looked like a blow lead with a power-play goal. Assists Paul Roantree rounded out the last second with the Hawks coming we played a little scared in the out in Hamilton for the Hawks. went to Don Poulter and Dave scoring in the third to give the out on top with a score of 83-80. second half." was Coulthard's By pulling back, however, and Robson. Hawks a 7-3 victory. Playing before a crowd of nearly commentary after the game. "We winning the gameby nine points, the In the second period, the Hawks Assists went to Dave Beckon, 1600 people, the Hawks came out in had an 11 point lead and we got too purple and gold proved that this win struck early, with Paul Roantree Steve Rossiter, and Wilf Rellinger, the first half virtually fiying and by conservative with our play. I was was no fluke. They won both games making a fine move on the Guelph each with two and singles going to half time led the Warriors,ss-44. pleased with the way we rallied for the same way, through tight defense goalie to put the Hawks ahead 3-1. Don Poulter, Mike Gazzola, Clark, This win was coach Coulthard's the win and it was by far the best and spreading the score outamongst Assists went to Kirk Sabo and Tony Steve Rossiter, McCafferty, Kevin first as a university basketball coach game we played." the team. In the second game 4 Martindale. O'Hara and Tony Marindale. and consequently he was elated with In the stats department, only one players for Laurier were 'jßp The Hawks held the Gryphons Hawks played host to their cross the victory. "That was a very big win fact is really important and stands shooters. Leon Arendse and Bob scoreless throughout the secondand town rivals, the University of for us. out in this game for Laurier. Five Fitzgerald each had 17 while Enzo ended the period with a 3-1 lead. Waterloo Warriors and treated We executed a littlebetter and shot players were in double figures Piazza had 16 points and Dave Byck The Hawks remained scoreless in them to a 9-3 thumping Saturday. very well, especially in the first half scoring. This is highly unusual in who played less thanhalf the game, the thirdperiod with Guelphpicking This victory, which gave the and that was the difference," hesaid. any basketball game but only scored ten and led the team in a single to bring the game to 3-2. Hawks a six-game undefeated In the second half, when the reinforces the team effort that rebounding with 9. While the Gryphons tried to score streak, moved them into second Warriors usually play their best, Laurier must put forth to win their Note: "Almost 1600 people at the equalizer, the Hawks were place in the OUAA standings. they jumped on the Hawks games. Bob Fitzgerald led the Laurier's season opener! Shades of equally large and were able to holdit The outcome of the game Was immediately and within 3 minutes, scoring with 22 points while Leon N.C.A.A.! Bring on the Marching at 3-2 and capture a key. victory. determined in the first period as the the 11 point lead was down to 5.The Arendse and Enzo Piazza had 16. Bands! Largest crowd in 5 years! A special note should be made Hawks scored five unanswered score bounced up and down from Other double figure shooters were •Hawks defeat two top 10 ranked about the performance of goalie goals. The instigator af Laurier's there until Bob Urosivic got a hot Pete Briglio with 14 and Scott hand and with 5 quick baskets tied Bryson with 12. Leading Warrior •Next Home game: Fri. Jan.22, the score forWaterloo with 2:37 left shooters were Rich Kurtz with 19 8:00p.m. A.C. Powder Puff • in the game. and Bob Urosevic with 14. by Jeff Brown Division'B'consists of the "Tigers", This weekend marks the kick-off the "Rowdies", "Daniel's Team",' of the 1982 powder puff football and the "Conrad Team". tournament. Six of the eight teams have at The league consists of two least one season together; divisions having four teams in each. coordinators Toni Adey and Helen At 9:30, 11:00 and 2:00 o'clock on Turner therefore believe that the both Saturday 16and Sunday 17,the competition will be ofan extremely eight teams which include high calibre. approximately 160 girls will bundle Spectators are encouraged to up and battle for the divisional come out and enjoy the championship. entertainment and partake in The following weekend, Saturday hotdogs and drinks on the sidelines. 23, the consolation game will be held Toni and Helen have been at 12:30 and the championship will working hard organizing the be held at 2:00. tournament with the hefpofLabatts Division 'A' consists of the who are sponsoring thefestive event. "Bruisers", the "Cowboys", Many thanks to Toni, Helen and '•Kelly's Team", and the "69ers". Labatt's. Good luck girls. See page 13 for details on mens volleyball team's standings The Cord Weekly. Friday, January 15. 1982 13

ANSWERS Video Madness, The New Sport-Factor 1. Dale Mitchell Fiction 2. Sal Maglie by Jeff Brown 3. Alan Ameche Robert A. is Packerman a student change drastically. her bills into video currency and Bob discovered after his evening 4. Dan attending an average university in It started one evening with histrue dropped two quarters into the with Ester that his life must 5. Beattie Feathers some average North American change. city. friend and fellow student Miss Ester Asteroids machine. He quit school and got a job 6. Mike Bass As an adolescent and young adult, at Roides. Bob knew Ester was much "Watch", she said as she Video World. His 7. Richard Widmark Bob felt that time travel plans management and different than him but his instinct systematically destroyed all the from a recreational 8. 1956 Doug Sanders financial consciousness changed slant to - was the key towards her was compelling and threatening asteroids and a quest for new 9. Rudy Glenn held to and challenging he success. irresistable. spaceships. Bob was excited about video games. 10. Willie Mays Balanced accounts, early As they danced, drank, dinedand the challenge but was frustrated by Bob's demise occured when he 11. Frenchie Fuqua payments, punctuality and romanced, he found himself an 8500 point defeat. He met defeat was charged with assault and 12. Ceasare Maniago reliability were all characteristic of overlooking her frivolous nature again on "Galaxia", "Defender" destruction of after 13. Thompson. Towe, Rivers Bob. private property and began to appreciate the true and "Spectar". Bob regrouped! losing a game of "Space Invaders" Stoddard, and Burleson His ambitions were to travelafter Ester Roides. He cashed a five and confronted to his nine-year-old nephew. 14. 2,003 graduation: Bob to see hoped In retrospect Bob reviews the the "Magic Worm" with the tiring Today, Bob is hopelessly lost. It 15. Beaver Falls, Pa. Europe, Australia and the Middle courtship as fulfilling and enriching Ester by his side. By the fifth game was last heard he was in a prison 16. Mike Corrigan East. After returning home he until the night they visited Video he had beaten Ester three times and somewhere in Turkey after being 17. Madison Square Gardens twice would settle in with a well- World. was ready for more, Ester by this arrested for attempting Manila established company or possibly to smuggle Relunctantly Bob went along with point was exhausted and insisted an unknown video game out ofthe 18. Notre Dame continue his education by a taking Ester's idea even though he knew he they leave. country. 19. Ron Turcotte masters degree. would be wasting time and money. An ultimatum and one final game The question being asked now is, 20. U.S. Open, U.S. Amateur His life was all planned out. As they entered this strange new marked the close of the evening and "Could this happen to you?" British Open, British Amateur Little did he know, but Bob's world he noticed Ester was relaxed the deterioration of a potentially plans and ambitions were all to and decisive. She quickly changed great relationship. by JeffBrown Looking Downhill Potential 1982 Laurier downhill Each team competing in a race racers went through the try-out uses 7 racers of which the best 4 process Wednesday. times are used to represent Laurier. A group of about 25 racers The team is coaached by Bill travelled to the Mansfield ski area to McTeer who is assisted by Dave compete for 16 positions on the (Dogger) Gallipeau. Dave has been varsity team. The team is made up organizing and running the pre- of 6 male and 6 female starters as season dryland training since well as 2 male and 2 female October. alternates. Costly by Jim Wilson Little Mistakes The Golden Hawks resumed their tournament at Mohawk College in volleyball schedule last Friday night Hamilton where they played when they met the Guelph excellent ball only to lose in the Gryphons in Guelph but were semi-finals to MacMaster. unable to come up with a win in Tom Laurence was voted to the what proved to be a close match up. Tournament All Star team and Guelph won the contest by a score deservedly so as he played superb of three games to two with each Ester observes Robert's growing fanaticism for video aames ball throughout the tourney. gamebeing quite close as eitherteam The team now has a record of 1 could have won it. and 4 on the season yet are still in Coach Don Smith feels the team is contention of a playoff spot if they playing its best volleyball of the can win games against Mac, Guelph season and the only reason they have and Brock of whom they will meet Rim Instead not won more games is due to little once more this season. mistakes which have proven to be The Hawks' next game is this Each week, a battle goes on team does much better. When the benefts to you and the teamcouldbe costly. Friday night against the University is printed and between myself, my writers and team improves, more incalculable. The Hawks were also on the road of Waterloo at their complex some readers as to what should go morale is boosted again. This This section belongs to its readers Saturday as they played in a starting at 8 p.m. on the front page of the sports situation can happen in reverse. Ifa as much as it does to the editorand section .Opinions range from solely team is not doing well, not much is the readers are entitled to some highlighted sports (hockey, football written about it, and morale is not input. However, the readers are not and men's basketball) to putting boosted. taking advantage of this but are some of the less recognized sports I am very willing to print more grumbling amoung themselves where they deserve to be; on the about every sport, but I need about what should be done. Well, front page, of course. qualified and enthusiastic writers to how about directing the criticism to In recent years many people have help. It takes a couple of hours each where it will have some positive complained about the little week to be a Cordreporter, but the effects? recognition given to many sports. Women's sports are said to be neglected both by the administra- tion in monetary terms and by the Buffalo Chips rest ofthe university's population in terms of attendance and support. by Matt To rigianand Brett Roberts Other sports such as badminton, This week we will continue the toss it to you" and you have to squash, and tennis have the same Buffalo Chips tradition of fearless wonder whether a domain complaints. Another complaint predictions by predicting the traditionally dominated by males is some of the team members hae is the outcome of the upcoming being truly infiltrated. Just look lack of coverage oftheir sport by the powderpuff football tournament back and remember how we laughed Cord's sports section. an annual event in which the women when the Russians took up hockey. When I took the job of sports of Laurier play with the pigskin. The women certainly do take the editor, I vowed I would listen to the Those of you unfamilias with this game seriouslyand provide excellent readers and improve the section any annual ritual at Laurier will also not entertainment value for your hard- way they thought it possible. Several be aware of the intensity and earned dollar. (No charge). There times, through this column, I invited seriousness demonstrated by the was actually an uproar last year readers to offer their opinions. participants and their coaching about the number of injuries that Once, the cheerleaders responded. staffs. resulted from the tournament but we Thanks girls. I needed that. The tournament is to be held this feel this was blown out of Through the grapevine, I weekend and next as part of proportion because of the sex of the understand thatpeople would liketo Laurier's Winter Carnival and is participants. The primary objective see more coverage ofthe previously played on our athletic field in what is to enjoy yourself and this cannot less recognized sports. I'm all for promises to be sub-zero 'be accomplished without a that: where's the writers? temperatures. competitive atmosphere. Unfortunately, what is written on However, the weather does not And now - our prediction. these pages does not appear here by dampen the enthusiasm of these If you have read this column magic. Also, the handful of women in their pursuit of the before you must agree that our past dedicated writers can't cover these championship. Indicative of the articles have demonstrated sports due to school commitments. organization and seriousness ofeach remarkable insight with respect to The whole situation is a paradox. team is the time spent practising in many aspects oflife(sports, beerand certainly Many people come out to write for The gym over the last two weeks. women). This qualifies us hockey, basketball and football. Their coaches, usually members as knowledgeable experts in They're enthusiastic and interested of the mens varsity football team, Powderpuff football. Therefore we time, and willing to write every week. On have been running the players have invested all ofour efforts the other hand, getting writers for through a rigorous training camp in and money (what's left from our the other sports is a little more preparation for the upcoming battle stock market venture) into difficult. Even when writers offer and have in fact developed well- this year's participants. their time, they don't seem to use the organized offensive and defensive By virtue oftheir unique tackling style, returning team, 69ers is THIS SMILE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY jP opportunity to promote their sport strategy. a the and the story is very small. Contrast this with mens our choice to win this year's event. The argument is often presented intramural football where teams We are also accepting that newspaper coverage of a team invariably send out receivers with applications at the Cord office to and therefore the form a men's 69er team which T to LABATT'S boosts morale the instructions "get and BLUE open I'll I 14 The Cord Weekly. Friday. January 15. 1982 Pro Baseball to Laurier Sports Quiz Intramural Director Played for Detroit by Brian Totzke by Joanne Rimmer /appeared at Laurier in 1970. playing games and running. This job This week's quiz is a special one to Comfortable in almost any Studying political science and was in athletics and that was what I get the new term rolling. 1 call it playing field, GaryJeffriesmakes an physical education, Jeffries also wanted," Jeffries said. Totzke's Twenty Toughest ideal intramural co-ordinator for played defensive back for the Jeffries' interest in various Questions. If Fitzgerald gets more than half Wilfrid Laurier. Hawks. In his first year, he was athletics assist him in his job as of them right, I'll Also an assistant football coach named Rookie of the Year. intramural director. Laurier's personally carry his gym bag for the for the Hawks. Jeffries' In 1972 Jeffries faced a major intramural program covers rest of the season. qualifications for the jobs include turning point in hiscareer. Although everything from street hockey to three and a halfyears ofprofessional he was drafted by Toronto, Jeffries basketball, and water polo in mens, I. When Don Larsen pitched his baseball, two years with University was subsequently signed by womens, and co-ed divisions. perfect World Series game in of Guelph Gryphons football team Hamilton. Just when he was He also coaches a senior inter- 1956, who was the last out for the and two years with the Golden preparing to goto Hamilton's camp, county baseball team, the Waterloo Dodgers? Hawks. he was offered his present job at Tigers, in his spare time. 2. Who was the losing pitcher that From 1966 to 1969 Jeffries played Laurier. "I had to decidethen what I "Whatever season it is," said day? the demanding role of student and wanted to do. I never went out for Jeffries, "I enjoy athletics and 3. In the 1958 NFL championship pro baseball player. Alternating Hamilton and I never regretted it. I competing." An ideal man for the game, the Colts eventually between the University of Guelph had had a number of years of intramural job. defeated the Giants in overtime. and Detroit where he played Who scored the winning baseball, Jeffries also managed to touchdown for Baltimore? «». „ 0 i_. ,c- What.•is Rusty Staub. s the fall for the -4. real first play quarterback in ~ name? Gryphons. He was named Guelph Athlete of the Year in 1968. 5. Who was the first person to enjoy a 1,000 yard season At the end of February, Jeffries in the NFL? would head south for training camp. 6. In Super Bowl VII, Miami He played shortstop. "It was a defeated Washington 14-7. The tremendous experience. I was a Redskins' only touchdown that Canadian kid playing against all day came when kicker Garo these well-known American players. Yepremian muffed a passing You hear of guys like Reggie attempt. Who was the Redskin Jackson ... well, I was playing that intercepted the ball and ran it against heroes like him ofthe sixties. back for the score? 7. Who is Sandy Koufax's fathet-in- I'd heart lots about them but never law? thought I'd associate with them like 8. Who is the only amateur to ever that!" Jeffries said. win the Canadian Open golftitle? After leaving Guelph and 9. Who scored the winning goal in baseball, the Burlington native this year's Soccer Bowl? worked for a year then first 10. When Bobby Thompson hit his dramatic home run in the 1951 World Series, who was on deck? 11. When Franco Harris made his "Emaculate Reception" versus T" 1 the Oakland Raiders, whom was the pass intended for? 12. Bobby Hull was the first NHL player to score more than fifty goals in a season. Who was the goalie that he scored number 51 on? 13. Name the starting five of the N.C. State Wolfpak when they, Pub call. upset UCLA and then -defeated Marquette for the NCAA basketball crown. 14. Remember when O.J. Simpson broke Jim Brown's season aM single - — ™* «Wl|j|?'. rushing record on a cold day in New York? How many yards did he end up with for that season? 15. Where did Joe Namath play his high school football? 16. Who is the only NHL player to score 20 goals in a season, three different seasons at threedifferent forward positions? 17. Name the sites of the three Ali- Frazier confrontations. , 8 Las( wee|< , asked wha( (cam ended UCLA's eighty-eight game winning streak. It was Notre Dame. What team did UCLA last lose tobefore that amazing streak started? 19. Who was the jockey that rode Secretariat to his 1973 Triple Crown title? 20. 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CIAU All-Canadian defensive back with Wilfrid Laurier Blizzard, Officials Disrupt THL University, Barry Quarrell of - - - Thunder Bay, receives his All- by Hugh "Killer" Reilly Canadian ring and plaque from It was a very strange week indeed Greg Mclnnes and GaryWilliams introductory Economics courses Erik Hansen, president, Nestle for the Tamiae League. each bagged hat-tricks while Jim that the price for a commodity rises Enterprises Ltd. at a recent Wednesday's game between Bl Lapier added a single. Mark Barry, as it becomes more scarce. If this luncheon hosted by Nestle. The Flamingoes and B3 Orange had to Dave Gowan and lan Head replied Gretzky character can make ten 21-year-old science student also! be cancelled because referees failed for the Maroons. million bucks, then there must be a received a 500 dollar bursary in to appear. Apparently, a mix-up at Inciden.tly, Tim Wilson, Biz 4's real shortage of hockey players. his name to assist a fellow head office resulted in the late utility man, was injured by a flying I look around me and I see all student at Laurier to further arrival of the refs. The game will be puck. The cut over Tim's right eye kinds of unemployed fourth year aHvanrp his r\r her studies.is re-scheduled on Wednesday, required four stitches. Tim will be business students. February 24 at 11:00 p.m. exhibiting his wound weeknights in Now I may not be John Maynard Sunday's first game between B6 the Games Room. Keynes, but I don't see why we're Greyand B5 Blues ended in default. (Well, that's Tamiae this week, worrying about a measly twenty The blizzard prevented most of the but since I've got some extra room, grand a year when there are millions Blue team from showing up and I'd like to talk for a minute about to be made in the NHL. since Grey had the minimum professional hockey. You know, the So come on fourth year! Don't be number of players, they won the NHL. so glum. Let's showthe world what game by default. It has been brought to my we're made of. Let's send our Th£, secpnd.. .gaole. saw. ..BZ attention that Wayne Gretzky, who resumes to every damn team in the Battlestar trounce the lack-lustre plays for the Edmonton Oilers, has NHL. And remember this gang, if Maroons 7-3. Battlestar had only negotiated a new contract with the we get rejected, it's just as well five skaters and an empty bench, but club. A million dollars a year for 10 because we wouldn't have fit in very they easily handled the Purple years. Wow! well anyway. "Killer") People who were without their Now this got me thinking. Most - spiritual leader McMullen. of us have learned from ~i VjL - HUNG GAR RUNG FU { -Classical self defence, fitness and ' movement >>43 -Only $35 for the semester ￿ J -Registration in the A.C. . Jj January 19, 21 in A%M% fck. upper classrooms, SSW } 4:30 - 6:00 p.m. Bursaries Available Wilfrid Laurier Huron County Bursary Staff Association Bursary fl^^^^*«**w APPLICATIONS WILL BE Applications for the WilfridLaurier University Staff Bursary are available in the . , / Student Awards Office, Ground Floor, Student Services Building. An A . ~ r\r\\ iv/wii\Cr\ v/i *yJ W*viii DG TGCGwv VGQ DVIhGj applicant must be a resident of the Regional Municipality of Waterloo, a ill graduate of a high school within the region, whose academic performance is A r\r\| IPflt Wllwin hPkj\s rIPOGOtGU TOTw satisfactory and who can demonstrate a financial need. r\\J\Jl I V/C4U \J\l*3 uwwvf/iv« the Huron County Bursary. Only be residents of Huron County are Applications should e1, submitted prior to Jan29,1982 9,b1e t0 Applications may be obtained from the Student Awards Office, Ground Floor, Student Services Building. jWINTER BEACH PARTY JAN 16-231 I A Week of Fun Filled Activities!!! I

SAT. & SUN. MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY Powder Puff Football Curling Tricycle Race Ski Spree Ice Cream Eating Contest Worm Race Pancake Breakfast 9:30 a.m. Athletic Field 1:00 p.m. - Granite Club 12:00 noon - Concourse 7:00 a.m. - Buses leave for 11:30 a.m. - Concourse 11:30a.m. Concourse 9:00 a.m. Dining Hall Sponsored- by Labatl's Sponsoredby Alumni Assoc. Horseshoe Valley ! from Sponsored -by Labatt's - Activity Night TA Snow Sculpture Judging Powder Puff Football 7:00 p.m. - Bingeman Park Hamburg Eating Contest Organized by German Club 3:00 p.m. Car Pub Rally & FINALS a Shuttle Bus from T.A. Pub Crawl 9:30 a.m. - Athletic Field Jl Organized by Psych Society Cliff Erikson Outdoor Barbecue Cleveland 12:30 p.m. - from T.A. BSk Pool Activities TURRET Health Services- TURRET Movie - The Shining 12:00 noon - Parking Lot

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