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2 YVSOURCE.COM The SOURCE • October 2016 ers, Jones was forced to resign from working in bead weaving and bead held on Tuesday, October 11, 2016 his White House position. Loudon's embroidery. Her accomplishments from 11:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. at the research has been cited by Glenn Beck, include three books of original bead- Bookcliff Country Club, 2730 G Road, Rush Limbaugh, countless articles, work designs with her own instruc- Grand Junction, Colorado 81506. and in books by well-known authors tions and illustrations published by Our program will be Dr. Neste Paul Kengor, Aaron Klein and Jerome craft publisher, Kalmbach Books. of Western Colorado Radiologic Corsi. Many of her designs have appeared in Associates giving an informa- http://www.trevorloudon.com/ the monthly beaders magazine, Bead tive presentation on Breast Cancer & Button. She teaches locally and has Awareness. Our donation recipient is Family Health West visiting the Kidding Around Yoga Judd Saul is the director of Enemies taught in the region as well as at the Family Health West Mammography website or by contacting the trainer, Within documentary. Saul is a long- Art Exhibit Artist Call international Bead & Button Show. Unit. Don’t forget to bring cash to Amanda James, at aj@kiddingaroun- time Christian conservative activist During this event, Virginia will purchase tickets for the opportunity Artists Call – Family Health West, dyoga.com or 727-744-0702. and filmmaker from Iowa. This will be be demonstrating her beadwork tech- basket that benefits the charity. Please through the Fruita Arts and Culture his second political documentary. His niques and her finished jewelry will RSVP for the luncheon by Wednesday, Board, is looking for artists to sub- About Kidding Around Yoga: first political documentary, the hit anti be available for purchase along with October 5, 2016 using the tab on our mit for exhibit at Colorado Canyons Kidding Around Yoga is an interna- IRS film "UnFair: Exposing the IRS," signed autographed copies of her current web site, www.mcwn.org Hospital and Medical Center. Each tional children’s Yoga teacher training aired in theatres nationwide in 2014. piece is to be placed in the hospital company. Online and in-person train- books. Virginia will be at the store http://www.mcwn.org. Cost for the medical center in six month incre- ings are available to prepare partici- Friday night from 6pm to 8pm and meeting and lunch for members is ments. Artwork may be submitted pants to guide children through clas- The 1st Annual then again all day Saturday from $18 with a reservation, or $22 for all as images on a CD, thumb drive, or sic Yoga, breathing, mindfulness, and Downtown Art Festival 9:30am to 5:30pm. guests. Prepayment is required on line a portfolio (physical binder or folder meditation practices. KAY’s mission at www.mcwn.org October 2016 • The SOURCEC YVSOURCE.COM 3 but mostlyFall focused Reflections on my passion, writing. My life had a lot of changes Editorial inFall the isyears definitely after that,in the but air. Jeff I have and to I say,always the fall remained season isin one contact of my and favorite long timesstory ofshort, the year,here Iespecially am again livingworking in Nora Hughes ourfor beautiful what is now Grand called Valley. The During Source. the [email protected] muchRecently, celebrated Jeff flatteredcolor weekend me with over the Feedback theoffer Grand of not Mesa only asassisting well as with the editingrest of Dear Editor, thethe month, paper, butyou also can prettysee, and much feel, com- the IGayle: am Mel Mulder. I am running for one of the two beautifulplete control transformations of the calendars take placeas well in openThank Mesa you, County thank Commissioner you, for your seats. many With years experience of excellent editorship and col- our nature-the leavesLooking change colorback and - begin Looking to fall, the forward crisp cold air stings your throat,as the and opportunity the days getto revamp shorter, some leaving of rangingumns. I know from something truck farming of the difficultyand construction of writing, while particularly when deadlines manyFor of as you long driving as I can to and remember, from work I in schoolthe dark. I hadIn my delusions household, of itgrandeur, is ‘officially’the fall sections season and when increase I pull outour theexposure crock growingimpend. up,You’ve managing done ana great office job. for Fidelity Finance which havepot and always start wantedmaking tostews, be a writer.chili and As soups. thinking Another that sign within could the be next the couple apple ofcider ofbubbling the amazing on the events, stove, arts which and fills culture the broughtEnjoyed me theto thepage Valley, 4 pictures to owning [in July several 2016 businesses, issue], also as usual since I first soonhouse as with I could wonderful put words scents onto of paper,spice, appleyears and I’d cinnamon. be knocking With out every best-selling seasons change,the Grand I have Valley personal offers. traditions I am excited that I bankruptedfound you a indozen-or-so 1986 with years Black ago, Tuesday’s all your Eve’senergy Rib. pull I always turn there first Iparticipate was writing in thatshort bring stories me and feelings poems of nostalgianovels and and would just put rank me right in the up spirit there of thatfor particularthis opportunity season. and That have may so soundmany out,for good working laughs in mingled sales, in with health a bit care, of astute then education. forming mySure hope you can follow andsilly making to some my of you,parents you’d come probably into my have with to experience my favorite this author, feeling Stephen to be able King. to understandideas floating what aroundI’m talking in my about. mixed With up handymanthrough and business, publish aI feelbook I ofhave your the humor. experience Certainly to do glad a to see your interest roomfall, my once personal a week traditions so I could include proudly one lastObviously, fishing trip that at has the yet Grand to happen Mesa (Yes, for itbrain is cold. that Yes, I don’t the colorseven know are beautiful.. where to goodin poetry job asand a Countyfolklore. Commissioner. Me too. (I was a high school English teacher for about reciteand Yes, them. it is When my opinion I was in and high experience school, thatme, thisbut asis theI am best writing time thisof year right to now fish up start.there!). What I also I can make promise a point you to is walk that toin fortyWith years; the presentnow I’m pull just out an ofold energy [83] has-been, industry again,delighting I know in folks the county like you budget who IStarbucks even managed for my to first take Fall some Flavor time ofout the year,over sippingtwenty years this guilty later, knowingpleasure thatall the it waythe home coming as I editions look for you ‘crunchy’ will see leaves some haskeep taken pushing a big ahead.) hit. But I also know that the present commissioners have lacked fromalong mythe almostsidewalk. non-stop Fall season partying always to putsis going me in to a print thankful and somebody and a giving some- state ofbeneficial mind, which changes always to our continues event calen- (and vision and even with the reducedBest wishes, monies Earlavailable, Monroe with the right planning and helpeven withgrows) the through high school November newspaper and the holidaywhere is season. going readI find it, myself I take satisfac-every October,dars literally as well countingas new features my blessings focusing in thought, I am sure that if elected, I can fix those mistakes for the benefit of our anda notebook, wrote some writing pretty down decent everything (in my I cantion think in just of knowingthat I am thatthankful here Ifor am at still that particularon everything time. Ifthat it’s makes a person, our Ivalley make communities. opinion)a note to features.send them I visiteda thank my you father card, orwriting. think of some unique and personal way soto unique.remind themBear thatwith I’m us thankfulas we work for I would strongly encourage the recreational and high tech industries to locate inthem. Vermont The giving over thestate summer of mind before tends to followAlmost the thankfulness,two decades which ago, leadsI ran me throughto brainstorm some kinksa list andof ways try some to Pay new It and grow in Mesa County. I also know that with such, other businesses with job ideas. I hope that you, our readers, will opportunities would follow. iends M myForward senior to year friends, and spentfamily, the strangers, majority youacross name a it. copy What of is The YOUR Promised favorite Land season? How do you celebrate this season? here Local Fr eet Friend I am most proud of the City ofW Fruita’s government in which I haves served as ofWhat my are time some at the of yourRobert personal Frost trail,or familyand traditions read in in their the fall?classified I’d love section to hear frombe happy you! with what you see, and read. For Breakfast & Lunch with a pen and notepad, meditating that they were looking for an adver- planner, and as councilman, because, Fruita on a tight budget but has managed Nora Hughes—[email protected] to build a rec, community Breakfast/Burgerscenter, remodeled & Sandwiches/Salads/Children’spolice center, state of the ark Menu waste and looking for inspiration. I’m not tising salesperson and also a writer. P.S. I always welcome feedback Old Fashioned Sundaes & Fountain Drinks exactly sure now what I actually wrote I immediately went down to their and ideas! water treatment plant, much improved city work force, improved trails for bikes Call for good then, but I do remember it being one of office and met Jeff… and for the next and hikers, Little salt washdelicious trail carry-out and the beautiful Little LeagueMon-Sat Park. 6am The - 2pm City Closed Sunday the most relaxing and inspiring events several months I attemptedStudent-veterans to han- Nora host Hughes asked and received from it’s voters permission to De-Bruce 5 times because its of that summer. As I graduated high dle the advertising aspect of the job, [email protected] residents knew the city would do what they241 saidGrand they Avenue, would Grand do Junction with the money All Services Ball to fix, to improve infrastructure and take care of safety issues. I ask for your vote for me this November so I can bring this vision to the County. Kris “Tanto” Paronto Sincerely, is guest speaker PRIVATE SWIMMel Mulder LESSONS The Grand Junction – All military, law enforcement, and emergency ser- vice personnel as well as the entire community are invited the Colorado FOR YOUR CHILDREN Mesa University Student Veterans Association 2016 All Services Ball Sourceon Friday, Nov. 4, at Two Rivers Convention Center. The FREE Regional Guide to News, Arts and Entertainment is published monthly and distributed free across CMUthe Western alumnus Slope Kris “Tanto” Paronto will be the guest speaker. Paronto To reach us call 970.256.9288 ext 3was or write one to of six American security operativesFollow who fought us toon defend the 411½ Main St • Grand Junction, COAmerican 81501 diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, after a terrorist Publisher: Jeffrey B. Inks • [email protected] on Sept. 11, 2012. 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Lisa introduced her to sculpture and then pottery. arts display featuring stoneware and glass work by Navy Deb fell in love with it, and soon began taking classes at veteran, Deb Scott. The display will be available to view Mary’s Ceramics, a ceramic shop in town. The instructor, from October 7 to November 3. Ben McFarlin further inspired her and continues to A Colorado native, Ms. Scott grew up teach her many new skills. She’s been exhib- working on a ranch. Her appreciation of iting her works in small craft shows, and animals, and natural materials is evi- local novelty shops since 2005. dent in many of her stoneware pieces. Deb frequents the HHV Community Additionally, she has been working Based Arts and Crafts Center often, with fused glass for several years, and enjoys the fellowship she has NOVEMBER 3 @ 7:30PM and her glass flowers are an impres- with the other veterans. The center is sive, “must see” item! Ms. Scott open Monday through Friday from AVALON THEATER was an E-4 in the United States 8:30 – 5:00 pm. NOVEMBER 3 @ 7:30PM Navy from 1972-1976, working on Help Hospitalized Veterans is the GRAND JUNCTION, CO the Life Support System (liquid oxy- nation’s largest provider of therapeu- AVALON THEATER gen and ejection seats). While in the tic arts and craft kits to our nation’s Navy, she was in a terrible car accident. veterans and military service members GRAND JUNCTION, CO She still suffers with complications from receiving health care. Since 1971, HHV has the accident. Working with the paints, glazes, donated more than 29 million free therapeutic and glass is therapeutic. “Stoneware and glass offer the arts and crafts kits to veterans and active duty military most freedom and allow me to continue to grow, learn and personnel in support of their healing, recovery and reha- experiment” Deb says. bilitation. For more information about HHV products and In 1999 she moved to Grand Junction to become closer services, please visit hhv.org. For more information about to her daughter and grandchildren. She also began to this event, contact Lisa Smith at the Grand Junction CBC, attend the Grand Junction VAMC and found healing in at (970) 424-0499. Purchase Tickets: Online at Monumentalevents.com or By Phone 800.626.8497 Purchase Tickets: Online at Monumentalevents.com Keep your eyes and ears open for some great October events, includ- or By Phone 800.626.8497 ing many OctoberFests! Palisade is having their Palisade Harvest Fest on Friday, Oct. 28th at RiverBend Park, from 5 – 9 pm. The Business Incubator Center is celebrating their 25th anniversary this year with a BBQ Open House on Thursday, October 20th! Check out ‘Fall” into Fall! their website for more details. As much as I enjoy living here in this, The Grand Mesa. Take a ½ day One thing about the onset of Fall the Grand Valley year-round and all of and drive up over the Mesa and don’t Purchase Tickets: Online at Monumentalevents.com is that many of us are starting to cook the seasons have their good points, I forget to take your camera. heartier meals, soups, stews and the think my favorite season is the Fall. I mentioned football a few para- like and our recipe of the month The changing of the colors, the graphs ago and we are lucky to have reflects that. How about a nice ‘Carne crispness in the air and the air just some great programs here in the Guisada’? (Tex-Mex Beef Stew) seems to smell better, leaving the win- Valley. As I am writing this, Colorado • Managed Document So, yeah, it is getting a little colder, dows open just a crack (as opposed Mesa University’s Football team is the daylight hours are getting a little Services to wide open as in the summer) at fresh off a double-overtime win on shorter, most of the local festivals are night… and Football!! the road against Colorado School of over as are the farmers markets, but Yeah, we start to see some snow Mines and is now ranked 18th… in soon enough we will be seeing the • Managed IT/N etwork on the passes, but for the most part the country!! or By Phone 800.626.8497 onset of winter and everything that (excuse me while I cough on that one), Our high school programs have accompanies it… so… Services they are open. One of my favorite won state titles and many are again Enjoy the Fall! things when I drive back from the ranked. 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Your counter, I guessed—a couple of the “That bulge on his chest isn’t chin’s dropped onto that stamp pad bills rolled onto my head. pumped pecs, either,” Dan growled. there,” he chortled, his wooden “Saw Kemp the day I signed “Packin’ heat! You got that close reticence cracking in a Pa Kettle refinance papers on the farm. Still to him?” cackle. had the contract in my suit pocket— “I took the pictures, didn’t I?” he “Huh?” see the bulge?” He rattled on. “First rumbled. “Your chin’s smudged black! time in moons I’d worn my suit—or Frankly, I’d had my fill of Dan’s Whatsa matter?” been without my cap. Nearly blinded scintillating conversation, so that was “I—uh… I—uh….” me! Funny part is, the wife thinks I all we said about the intriguing Secret Finally my synapses began firing look like Secret Service, what with DIAL ‘G’ FOR GULLIBLE Agent Man. again. Wait, I thought, he’s traveling the steely squint and all… But she’s At the time of the 1996 general Kemp photographed well; but the face Until that man walked into the office incognito! And what a disguise! a loon,” he laughed. “Say, you lose election, I was news editor for the that fascinated me, from which I could the following Thursday. To let him know I understood, I somethun down there?” Fruita Times. I was also my own barely unglue my gaze, belonged to a I didn’t recognize him immediately. winked—not easy with a bone-dry “Uh, no, I—uh—I just stumbled “staff” of reporter, and life was already man standing behind Kemp—a man Gone were the tailored suit and elegant, eye. over an erroneous conclusion,” I hectic when I learned in October that obviously shadowing Kemp…. understated tie. He wore patched bib- “May I help you?” I croaked. mumbled, dusting myself off. Republican VP candidate Jack Kemp I pointed him out to Dan. “I bet that overalls over a plaid flannel shirt. A “You got a picture of me on your “Gotta watch out for those,” he was making a campaign stop at Valley guy’s Secret Service,” I pronounced ball cap proclaiming “Friends Don’t front page—with Kemp.” nodded. He tucked the copies under Livestock Auction. There he would with certainty. Let Friends Drive Chevys” covered “Why, yes, we— Oh, Lord, is that an elbow, gave me a jaunty, Gomer stripThere’s down no to placehis shirtsleeves like the and “Well, DUH,” Dan snapped, pawing his impeccable haircut and shaded the a problem? I hadn’t thought… Will Pyle wave, and was gone. rubGrand elbows Valley. with local farmers and his red beard. flinty squint. you have to enter some sort of agent Dan shot into the office as Not Our ranchers—a big deal in that ag town! “No, I mean really!” I pressed. Then it hit me. I stared at him across relocation program? Your cover blown, Man Flint climbed into his old pickup. 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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge,” Dan photography, into doing the shoot. home.billowing Thank pipe you clampedfor your in business his teeth. for Sean Connery resonance and Clint and I dove flat on the floor behind the rambled. “I photographed a Secret It was his blasted pictures thatand “Any your fooltrust. can We see look the guy’s forward a Fed.” to Eastwood delivery.) counter. Service guy! Whew! Deep cover, must caused the trouble…. “Ah, you saw it, too!” I enthused. He cleared his throat. He was going “I need twelve copies,” he twanged. be—with that ratty Ford he’s driving.” In Dan’s photos of Kemp, there wasmany “Look more at successful his eyes, squinting, years together. flinty to speak! I gaped, waiting for the “Wanna send ’em to kids n’relatives.” “You got that right, Dan,” I sighed. a stunning face, but it wasn’t Kemp’s. in the sun, watching nothing, seeing clipped, sonorous tones…. 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Remember when $50 Off Foreman she referred to the raped women as Any Job $300 or More election cycle has been more fun than by CNN or some other liberal group 970-773-8410 anything I could have imagined. When that shows a bizarre percentage of Bimbo’s? Is this the woman to protect you run a young, handsome Barrack the public distrusts or fears a Trump women’s rights? She’s been caught Obama, you can stick to the fact that Presidency. Do they mention the fact lying about those women her husband Email: [email protected] he is the first African-American who that larger numbers distrust or fear a raped, been caught lying about the has a chance to be president and you Clinton presidency? No, that’s not deaths she caused in Bengazhi, lying can overlook his activist roots and the point, ignore the man behind the about her hidden email server that his America hating minister. Nobody curtain, forget the email server hidden compromised the country’s security cares about his lack of experience and in the bathroom with its 30,000 erased and lying about the 30,000 missing his wife who has never been proud emails, don’t view the video of her rag emails that she paid a professional of America even though her husband dolling it into the car after passing out company to scrub off her server. The point is that everyone, including the NOW OPEN!! was a Senator. Hope and change was at the 911 ceremony. the mantra and the fact that he was an This time though, they have a real Democrats who support her know African-American was all that really problem. This is not an unknown, all about the lies and the scandals, mattered. young African-American, this is a just as they knew about President Then, after eight years of his utter tired, scandal ridden, old woman car- Obama’s America hating minister and failure as president, the decline of the rying more baggage with her than any his love of the Muslim faith. Many American’s vote with their hand out, BOAT United States as a world power, and candidate in my lifetime. The scan- a rolling back of the last 50 years of dals that plagued the previous Clinton and she is promising them the world, AND progress in race relations, his term presidency should have made her can- and then making that tired old prom- is finally at an end. The Democratic didacy impossible, but that’s not the ise to make the rich and those evil Guardian Machine that was somehow pushed way political machines work. She had corporations they all hate pay for it. Storage out of the way by Mr. Obama quick- the nomination in hand from the time That’s all it takes for many of them, RV ly moved back into power with their President Obama won his second term just a promise of getting something STORAGE obviously broken candidate and and the machine that controlled the without having to work for it. Beyond used every dirty trick at its disposal Democratic Party made it impossible their own personal gain, they really to quash her Democratic rivals. The for anyone else to have any chance of don’t care what’s best for America BEHIND THE BLUE FENCE electronic media and most of the opposing her. The millions of support- of for their children and grandchil- dying daily print media immediately ers of Bernie Sanders found out how dren. Promise to forgive their student 454 28 ½ ROAD jumped back on this sinking liberal corrupt the Democratic Party really is debt, or give them free insurance or ship and since then they have tried as the party itself killed his hopes of free citizenship and you’ve got their (at the 1-70 Bypass) to right it as it was about to capsize becoming president and backed the vote. They’ll smile and push the but- time after time. woman who would be queen. ton with the D regardless of which Scandal after scandal is ignored The interesting part about the crook’s name is beside it. I guess the CALL US TODAY! and the few watchers and readers Hillary movement is that she has whole point is, honesty doesn’t matter they have left are treated to almost been guilty of so many things it is because they are voting for someone daily reports about how the public is hard to imagine her as the first woman just like themselves. 245-6464 October 2016 • The SOURCE YVSOURCE.COM 7 Durango Event Calendar Durango Bike Shops Bicycle Shop Oct 6 Oct 15,16,22,23 949 Main Ave (970) 247-4066 The , First Thursdays Art Walk Great Pumpkin Patch Express Durango Cyclery 5pm-7pm durangoarts.org durangotrain.com 143 E 13th St Oct 7-8 (970) 247-0747 Rocky Horror Show-Live on Stage Pedal The Peak Durango Heritage Celebration October 28-30 598 Main Ave durangoheritagecelebration.org Henry Strater Theatre For the ninth year running, the Henry Strater Theatre presents (970) 259-6880 Richard O’Brien’s Rocky Horror Show—Live On Stage. 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Coming to Grand Junction “Fields of Athenry” and “A How long did it take from the day complicated was it to get this all star Can you give our readers a little November 3rd Nation Once Again” the concept of producing a show team on board your ultimate vision? teaser preview of what the audience will be in store for on November The Avalon Theatre rearranged in a rock music style by called Rockin’ Road to Dublin was Surprisingly easier than we 3rd at The Avalon Theatre? Is this 645 Main Street NYC arranger, Brent Frederick. born to your first live production? thought! We’re very lucky that once -An Irish dance number set to a From the genesis of the concept to a family friendly show? Inspired by epic spectacles we explained the medley of classic hits from the 80’s the 2016-17 national tour, “Rockin’ like Riverdance, RRTD’s renowned concept of Rockin’ -Veteran production team includes Road to Dublin” has been in the works team of tour professionals is reviving Road to Dublin to stage, music and costume directors for more than five years. The idea for the classic art form to create a new people they’ve all who have worked with high profile Irish show with a contemporary feel the “Rockin’ Road to Dublin” show seen our vision for productions from Cirque de Soleil and a broader appeal. Choreographer came through a series of conversations the show and how and The Blue Man Group to and lead male Scott Doherty that Chris and I had about shows we great it could be. Riverdance and major Broadway (Riverdance & Lord of the Dance) has would love to see. In the gym no less! We love that such productions teamed up with veteran Celtic rocker Scott’s an Irish dancer and Chris is talented people -Features choreography by world Chris Smith to produce an exciting a musician who’s played all types of want to work champion Scott Doherty of fusion of music, movement and shows, including Irish genres, so we with us to make Riverdance & Lord of the Dance, 10 culture that has never been done had a lot of similar ideas. We wanted to Rockin’ Road to Irish dancers, male and female lead before. RRTD is a breathtaking make a modern show that would speak Dublin the best it vocals, a seven- to people of every age. We thought, can be! Everyone member band and an “Hey, let’s make Irish dancing cool understood that now is the time for a Producer Chris Smith innovative light show again.” Why not do Irish dancing with new generation of Irish Dance. & set design music played by electric guitars, two Rockin’ Road to Dublin is family full drum kits, stuff like that that no So with this production, you friendly for sure! We have worked Q & A one’s done anything like before. And travel with your own lighting and hard to create the perfect balance of a with show producers after about three years of work and stage scenes? dance show, rock n’ roll concert, and Chris Smith & Scott dedication, we had a show. Yes! We travel with everything theatrical production. There’s literally Doherty Age: Chris - 32 Scott - 30 Occupation: Chris - Producer/percussionist. Scott - Producer/ Choreographer/Dancer Producer Scott Doherty Hobbies: Chris - Video games, display of classic Irish tunes accented drumming, outdoor activities. Scott by rock ‘n’ roll riffs, electrifying - Video games, dancing, traveling, dancers and a dynamic light show. hanging out with friends anywhere Enjoy the thrilling sights and sounds and everywhere. as daring performers execute rapid- Family: Chris has 1 younger fire leaps, twirls and footwork, and brother. Scott has a twin sister, and an nimble fiddlers square off with older brother and sister that are twins driving electric guitar chords and also! pulse-pounding drum beats. Favorite Restaurant: Chris - Anything barbecue! Scott - Anywhere Featuring: there’s sushi! -World champion Irish dancers and Goals: To bring Rockin’ Road to talented musicians who have toured Dublin all over the country/ continent, with legendary Celtic & Irish acts, and eventually the entire world! We including: The American Rogues, want to get the show in front of as Yanni, Michael Flatley’s Lord of the many eyes as possible because we’re Dance,Riverdance, Gaelforce Dance, sure people will love it! The Irish Tenors, An Irish Christmas, Top 5 Bands You Love: We love all Cherish the Ladies, Michael Londra, kinds of music, not just Irish. Rockin’ How many shows do you do per we need for the entire production: something for everybody. Fast feet, and Andy Cooney Road to Dublin is inspired by all sorts year? How large is your crew? Sound equipment, lighting, costumes, amazing music and singing, and even -Breathes new life into the of styles and genres. We’ve done several mini tours so sets, musical instruments. It is all an incredible light show makes for the traditional Irish far but this is our first big National transported in a tractor trailer. We like ultimate experience. dance Tour. The show has exploded into a to say we’re a turn-key production… show with modern 40 city tour in the Midwest and West you provide the stage and we’re good What is the largest venue & costumes, electric Coast this Fall and we’ll be performing to go! audience you’ve performed this guitars, upbeat jigs at least another 40 cities up and down show at? and reels, drum the East Coast in the Spring. We have When your on the road with We’ve played a lot of great venues kits, and elements 8 band members, 14 dancers, 2 singers, such a large crew, what is the most but probably the best and largest of rock and roll and 10 fantastic crew members behind challenging aspect you face day to crowd would have to be at one of -Instant family the scenes! We move around the day? Scott’s hometown shows. He and our favorites include a country in three sleeper buses and Since we’re a turn-key production, female lead, Ashley Smith, are both percussion battle one tractor trailer. It’s quite a convoy. that means we get to play at many from Boston. So when we performed between Irish different venues. The toughest part in Massachusetts the entire crowd was dancers and snare I understand you have a high is making the adjustments for each filled with family, friends, and dancers! drummers, led by powered production team that has different venue; stage size, wing space, The energy from the over 2000 people creators Doherty & worked with Yanni, The Blue Man etc. No two theaters are exactly alike. that weekend was overwhelming! And Smith Group, Cirque de Soleil Aladdin, It’s like a puzzle at the start of each that was during a blizzard in February Beauty & the Beast, Lord of day but our fantastic crew always gets 2015. 10-foot-tall snowdrifts, airports the Dance and Riverdance, how the show up and looking the best each shut down … it was crazy! and every night. Continued on page 16 October 2016 • The SOURCE YVSOURCE.COM 11 Calendar of events October 2016 10/6- Tech N9ne @ Mesa Theater, hibit Installation, Downtown Grand ciety Horse Show, Mesa County Fair- 10/30- Home and Gadget Expo, 8pm, $32, for tickets call (970) 773- Junction, 7am, (970) 245-9697 grounds, 8am, FREE, (970) 858-1604 Two Rivers Convention Center, (720) Grand Valley Community 1775 10/8- October Gypsy Fest Horse 10/16- Mini Oktoberfest, Edgewa- 316- 2757 Calendar of Events 10/7- Girls Night Out: The Show, Show, Mesa County Fairgrounds, ter Brewery, (970) 243-3659 10/30- Fright Night @ Mesa The- (Send your community calendar Mesa Theater, for tickets call (970) (970) 759-6055 10/16- 2016 Parade of Homes, ater, 5pm, (970) 773-1775 event items to nhughes@yvsource. 773-1775 10/8- Educator Appreciation Re- Grand Junction & Fruita, for info call 10/31- **See kids calendar for com) 10/7- October Gypsy Fest Horse ception, Barnes & Noble, 2451 Pat- (970) 245-0253 listing of local Halloween activities 10/4- Dinner and a Movie: Finding Show, Mesa County Fairgrounds, terson Rd, 9am - 4pm (970) 243- 10/17-10/23- CMU Homecoming throughout the Grand Valley** Dory, Avalon Theatre, (970) 263- (970) 759-6055 5113. Week 5700 10/7- James and the Giant Peach, 10/8- Cryptic Wisdom @ Mesa 10/18- Dinner and a Movie: Army 10/5- Farm and Ranch Exhibit, CMU Robinson Theatre, tickets and Theater, 8pm, for tickets call (970) of Darkness, Avalon Theatre, (970) Neighboring Areas Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F info. Call (970) 248-1604 773-1775 263-5700 Calendar of Events for October rd., (970) 464-9108 10/7- Downtown Art Festival, 10/8- 2016 Birth and Baby Expo, 10/19- Farm and Ranch Market, Rifle: 10/5- Twiddle @ Mesa Theater, Downtown Grand Junction, (970) Springhill Suites, 236 Main St, (970) Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F 10/7- First Friday Downtown Rifle, 8pm, $12, for tickets call (970) 773- 245-9697 712-4545 rd., (970) 464-9108 Midland Arts Company, 5-7pm 1775 10/7- First Friday Art Opening Re- 10/8- Farm and Ranch Market, 10/20- Fall Downtown Produce 10/8- GlenX 2016 Success Summit, th 10/5- Intuit w/ Clyde McGee & Al- ception, The Art Center, FREE, 6:30- Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F Market, 4 St & Colorado Ave., 11-6pm, Jeannie Miller Theater ycia Vince, Barons Bar and Grill, 539 9pm, (970) 243-7337 rd., (970) 464-9108 3-6pm 10/8- YouthZone Ascent 5K race, Colorado Ave., (970) 245-0995 10/7- Food Truck Friday at the Art 10/8- Comic Con, Mesa County 10/21- 2016 Parade of Homes, 9am, Two Rivers Park 10/6- James and the Giant Peach, Center, The Art Center, FREE, 6:30- Public Library, 10-4pm, (970) 243- Grand Junction & Fruita, for info call 10/13- 37th Annual Chili Cook off/ja- CMU Robinson Theatre, tickets and 9pm, (970) 243-7337 4442 (970) 245-0253 lapeno eating contest, 5:30-8:30pm, info. Call (970) 248-1604 10/8- Little Britches Rodeo, Mesa 10/8- Oktoberfest, Immaculate 10/21- Lit & Lattes Book Club, Garfield County Fairgrounds Indoor 10/6- Fall Downtown Produce County Fairgrounds, FREE, (970) Heart of Mary Catholic Church, call Barnes & Noble, 2451 Patterson Rd, Arena th Market, 4 St & Colorado Ave., 255-7100 for info. (970) 242-6121 10am, (970 243-5113 10/21- Punkin’ Chunkin, 4-7pm, 3-6pm 10/8- Art on the Corner, New Ex- 10/8- Quilt and Fiber Arts Festival, 10/21- The Daily Sentinel Senior Stoney Ridge Pavilion Veterans Memorial Park, 10-4pm, Fair, Two Rivers Convention Center, (970) 464-7458 (970) 242-5050 10/8- Downtown Art Festival, 10/21- Western Slope Reining Glenwood: Downtown Grand Junction, (970) Horse Show, Mesa County Fair- 10/7- Glenwood Vaudeville Revue 245-9697 grounds, (970) 255-7100 Show, 915 Grand, 6:30pm, (970) 10/8- James and the Giant Peach, 10/22- 4th Annual Craft Extrava- 945-9699 for info AR CMU Robinson Theatre, tickets and ganza, Victory Life Church, 9-3pm, 10/8- Glenwood Vaudeville Revue info. Call (970) 248-1604 (970) 778-9416 Show, 915 Grand, 6:30pm, (970) WWW.CRUISERSGJ.COM 10/9- The Four Freshman: Endur- 10/22- GJ Rockestra Concert, 945-9699 for info O D D ing vocal harmony group, Avalon The ABC Show, Robinson Theatre, 10/8- Second Saturday Flea Market, Theater, 7:30pm., (406) 250-5527 7:30pm, (970) 243-6787 51939 Highway 6&24, 8am-1pm, 6 T er h (970) 945-2286 roc re Three J c 10/9- Powderhorn Piece of Cake 10/22- Zombie Prom (KAFM $ Co er 10/9- Glenwood Vaudeville Revue C R er ou e Hill Climb, Powderhorn Mountain Fundraiser), Mesa Theater, (970) Resort, (970) 268-5700 241-8801 Show, 915 Grand, 5:30pm, (970) Rock-Pop • Utah D 945-9699 for info 10/9- Little Britches Rodeo, Mesa 10/22- 2016 Parade of Homes, C e The er 10/15- Culinary Arts, Wine & Bluegrass/Jam Band • Local R County Fairgrounds, FREE, (970) Grand Junction & Fruita, for info call Brewfest, 526 Pine St, 5-8pm, (970) Joh o Cou Coro er 255-7100 (970) 245-0253 945-2414 Rock, Blues • Montrose, CO 10/11- Dinner and a Movie: Bad 10/22- Western Slope Reining T 10/21-10/22- Ghost Walk at Lin- e o e Moms, Avalon Theatre, (970) 263- Horse Show, Mesa County Fair- N wood Cemetery, 7pm, call (970) Rock • Local 5700 grounds, (970) 255-7100 945-4448 Po er he A ro O 10/12- Farm and Ranch Market, 10/22- Fall Day on the Farm, Cross Indie Rock • Denver Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F Orchards, (970) 434-9814 10/22- Mountain Fall Festival, 51000 The r h rd., (970) 464-9108 10/22- CMU Homecoming Parade, Two Rivers Plaza Rd, 12-5pm, (970) British invasion songs from 1964-1985 • Tampa, FL 10/13- Fall Downtown Produce Downtown Grand Junction, 2pm, 945-4228 Happy Hour Market, 4th St & Colorado Ave., (970) 250-3057 10/28-10/29- Ghost Walk at Lin- No u e 7 DAYS A WEEK Rock/Jam • Local 3-6pm 10/22- Farm and Ranch Market, wood Cemetery, 7pm, call (970) 3PM-7PM MIDNIGHT-2AM 945-4448 9 r e NIGHTLY SPECIALS 10/14- 2016 Parade of Homes, Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F Folk/Blues/Rock Grand Rapids, MI Grand Junction & Fruita, for info call rd., (970) 464-9108 10/29- Sweeney Todd, musical, 915 10-12PM Chr o (970) 245-0253 10/22- Fall Showcase, Grand Junc- Grand Ave., 6:30pm, (970) 945-9699 Minneapolis, MN 10/15- Grand Valley Dressage So- tion DanceSport, 7pm for info ciety Horse Show, Mesa County Fair- 10/23-2016 Parade of Homes, 10/30- Sweeney Todd, musical, 915 grounds, 8am, FREE, (970) 858-1604 Grand Junction & Fruita, for info call Grand Ave., 6:30pm, (970) 945-9699 D for info Su Fu r ! 10/15- Two River Sams Chapter (970) 245-0253 Tr our or ou oo r or o $ ! Good Sam RV Club, 12pm, for loca- 10/23- Western Slope Reining e h e 6 o cher o eer r $ tion call (970) 523-5625 Horse Show, Mesa County Fair- Carbondale: Monday • Happy Hour till 10pm 10/15- Tabletop Gaming Meetup, grounds, (970) 255-7100 **Live music every Friday night at Tuesday • Quiz Ninja’s 8-10pm Barnes & Noble, 2451 Patterson Rd, 10/25- Dinner and a Movie: Bee- Steve’s Guitars, located at 19 N 4th St, Open Mic at 10pm 7pm, (970) 243-5113 tlejuice, Avalon Theatre, (970) 263- Carbondale. Call (970) 963-3304 for Wednesday • Ladies Night 10/15- 2016 Parade of Homes, 5700 times and info.** Thursday • $3 Drink Specials Grand Junction & Fruita, for info call 10/26- Farm and Ranch Market, October Music Line-Up 10 till midnight (970) 245-0253 Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F at Steve’s Guitars: Weekend • Drink & Shot Specials 10/15- Murder Mystery Fundrais- rd., (970) 464-9108 10/7- Pete Wernick, Dr. Banjo Get Your Cruisers ing Dinner/Show- Western Colorado 10/27- Fall Downtown Produce 10/12- Rod Picott & Anne McCue th Entertainment LI E US! Center for Children Benefit, Court- Market, 4 St & Colorado Ave., 10/14- Amy LaVere & Will Sexton Updates Online yard by Marriott, (970) 245-3788 3-6pm 10/20- Richard Shindell 10/15- Fall Festival, Mesa Mall, 10/29- Farm and Ranch Market, 10/23- John Gorka 715 Horizon Dr. • Grand Junction (970) 242-0009 Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F - 4-2554 10/15- Hitched in GJ Bridal Expe- rd., (970) 464-9108 10/7- First Friday event, Downtown COLDEST BEER rience, Doubletree by Hilton, (970) 10/29- West Side Story (GJ Sym- Carbondale, 5-9pm 433-1254 phony Classics Series), Avalon The- 10/9- Aloha Shaka Cross Series, I T U ! 10/15- Farm and Ranch Market, atre, (970) 243-6787 7am-3pm, Roaring Fork High School Cross Orchards Historic Site, 3073 F 10/30- West Side Story (GJ Sym- rd., (970) 464-9108 phony Classics Series), Avalon The- AR 10/16- Grand Valley Dressage So- atre, (970) 243-6787 Continued on page 16 12 YVSOURCE.COM TheC SOURCE • October 2016 NOVEMBER 3 @ 7:30PM AVALON THEATER GRAND JUNCTION, CO venue just outside of downtown Moab, minutes away from Arches National Park, the Colorado River, and unparal- leled adventure, and witness the beau- Fe a e e ty, talent, and wildness of the land- scape and South Eastern Utah Latin dance community. 2nd Annual Moab Salsa Bachata Festival What should you be looking for- ward to at the Moab Salsa Bachata November 11-13 one incredible weekend in America’s Festival? 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Let’s Find Out Club, 2pm, Tuesdays, Central Library, 530 Grand Ave. 241- STUFF TO DO 4726. Levi’s & Lace Square Dance Email your group’s recurring events, facts, food-tastings, Fruita Senior Club, mainstream & rounds, 7-10 meetings, classes, etc., . Send to: Center, 324 N. Coulson, 858-0360. pm, Fridays, Masonic Lodge, 2400 [email protected]. Please include Fraternal Order of Eagles #595 Consistory Ct., 986-8801. name of event or group, date and time, Bingo, Mondays, 1pm, Gold Mine Levis & Lace Square Dance brief description and contact phone Bingo, 511 28.25 Road. 208-4626. Lessons, 7:30-9:30 pm, Tuesdays, number. Friendship Force International, all Masonic Lodge, 2400 Consistory Ct., welcome 2nd Thursday/mo, 6:30pm, 986-8801, 210-2417. Home of the Authentic ‘Cheesecakes in a Jar®’ Community Hospital Lower Level Library 101, 2:30pm, Wednesdays, Over 28 Flavors, including both Gourmet Dessert Flavors, American Legion meetings—All Central Library, 530 Grand. Learn eligible veterans welcome: Conference Room, thefriendshipforce. Gluten-Free, Savory Craft Spreads and now… org. library skills + Internet. Must reserve #37 GJ, 2nd Saturday/mo, 10am, seat: 241-5251. Colorado-Style Southern Chow Chow! VFW Post #3981, 503.5 Florence Rd. Fruita Community Center Senior Activities, meet at Fruita Senior Library Story Times, 10am, Dark: July-August. 216-9111. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, #50 Palisade, 3rd Thursday/mo, Center, 324 N. Coulson, Fruita. 858-0360: Central Library, 530 Grand. 241-4726. Veterans’ Bldg., Palisade. Dark: June- Low Vision Group “Feeling Fun”— Full-Service catering also available August. 434-9677. Game Night: 1st & 3rd Tuesday of month, 5pm. Center for Independence Recreational #200 GJ, 3rd Tuesday/mo, 5pm Group for individuals with visual (970) 256-4688 social, 6pm meeting, Starvin’ Arvin’s, Walking Club: 1st & 3rd Friday of month, 8am. impairment, 4-5:30pm, 1st & 3rd Peachtree Center, Clifton. 314-6623. Wednesdays/mo, 740 Gunnison. (Cost www.decadencecheesecakes.com #2006 Fruita, 2nd Saturday/mo, 9am, Food for Thought food classes: 1st & 3rd Monday of month, 2-4pm. depends on activity planned.) Info, Fruita Civic Center, 325 E. Aspen. register: 241-0315 x22. 241-9101. Social Night: 2nd & 4th Friday each month, 5:30pm ($4 at door—sign up Marine Corp League, 1st Saturday/ Tai Chi-Learn relaxation, balance, 241-1770. #2009 GJ, 2nd Monday/mo, 6:30pm, mo, 10am, VFW #3891, 503.5 Bellco Credit Union, Hwy. 6&50. at front desk by Thursday before). mental focus, Yang style, Wednesdays Western Slope HOG Chapter Bunco: Bring wrapped White Florence Rd. 208-4626. 7pm, 740 Gunnison, Info: Tom Lynch, monthly meeting, 7pm, 1st 241-9101. Mesa County Genealogical Society, American Legion Riders, 3rd Elephant gift and a smile, every 3rd 970-263-4000. Beginners welcomed. Wednesday/mo, Otto’s Restaurant, Thursday, 1pm. 7pm, 2nd Thursday/mo at Commons Tai Chi Meditation-Tuesdays 7pm, 2210 Hwy. 6&50. Gordon Weaver, Tuesday/mo, 5pm. 314-6623. of Hilltop, and noon, 4th Wednesday/ Astronomy Club (Western CO), Pinochle & Pool: Tuesdays & 2472 Patterson Rd., #7. Tom Lynch, 250-5849, westernslopehog.com. Fridays, 10am. mo at Museum of Western Colorado 970-263-4000. West Slope Non-smoking Singles 7pm, 1st Tuesday/mo, Wubben Fourth & Ute, downtown. Help Science Hall, #196. 242-1351. Fruita Fossils Hiking Club: 2nd & Talk of the Town Toastmasters potluck & entertainment, 6:30pm, 4th Fridays, 7:30am. $5 each or $20 sessions at 1pm, 1st Friday/mo at one group meets Thursdays, noon, Bw 2nd & 4th Saturdays/mo, Presbyterian Ballroom Dancing, 1-4pm Sundays, of Mesa County Libraries. 640-2388. 8-11pm Thursdays, 8-10pm punch card for 5 hikes. training. All welcome. 244-1625. Church, 27.5 Rd. 464-7950, 241- Saturdays, GJ Senior Center, 550 Gold Wing Road Riders Assn, CO Mesa Co. Republican Women’s Thunder Mountain Camera Club, 4153. Ouray. 243-7408. Chap. B, 8am, 1st Saturday/mo, Club lunch, 2nd Monday/mo, noon, 4th Tuesday/mo, 7pm, Masonic Blue Dots Rod & Custom Car Golden Corral. 10am impromptu Two Rivers Conv. Ctr. $15/person. Temple, 2400 Consistory Ct, GJ. Weekly Fall Club, 2nd Monday/mo, 7pm. Call for rides. 242-6634, 243-3325. RSVP: 549-8570. Kathleen @ 260-7488. Activities for The Kids! location: 464-9377. Grand Mesa Chorus (Sweet Mesa Underground Derby Dames Thunder Mountain Shootists- Bookcliff Duplicate Bridge Club Adelines) rehearses Tuesdays 6:30- (MUDD)… practice times 7-9pm at marksmanship contest, 3rd Saturday/ (ACBL sanctioned) welcomes new 9:15pm, Redlands United Methodist, inline hockey rink in front of Orchard Sunday of month, Whitewater. 257- Mondays: players. Games 1pm Tues, Wed, Fri; 527 Village Way. All women’s voices Mesa Middle School. 1472. Family Night at Get Air Middle School Book Club, 3-4pm, Two Rivers Cribbage Club, 7:30pm Thurs, 2923 North Ave., #5. may audition, must be 16 years+. Get Air Silo. Membership: Shirley @ 255-9419 2nd Tuesday/mo, Orchard Mesa Thursdays, 6pm, Masonic Lodge, 243-7874. Parents jump free with paid child. Botanical Gardens hosts “Bucks (leave message). Performance: Bobbie branch library, 273 Unaweep. 241- 2400 Consistory Ct, 261-1670. 4807, 243-0181. Day” 1st Friday/mo. Admission $1, @ 245-3480. grandmesachorus.org. Vegetarian Society of CO, GJ Area Wednesdays: Grand Mesa Jeep Club, 1st Monday/ Overeaters Anonymous-Mondays Branch, 1st Wednesday/mo, noon 641 Struthers. 245-3288. Storytime mo, Fiesta Guadalajara, 710 North 7pm; Tuesdays, Thursdays noon; for lunch @ various locations; vegan Brush & Palette Club, 1pm, 3rd Barnes and Noble. Thursday/mo, Art Center, 1803 N. Avenue, 6pm. 970-858-1394. Thursdays 7pm, Saturdays 9am, potluck dinner 3rd Saturday/mo 5pm 11am. Storytime and crafts. Seventh. 243-7361. Grand Mesa Muzzleloaders, noon, basement Unity church, 3205 N. @ various locations. 970-255-0417. last Sunday/mo, Reeder Mesa, 7 Twelfth. 263-4496. Veterans—Free Craft Kits for Cars ’n Coffee Auto Enthusiasts, Thursdays: 8-10am Saturdays, Spoons Bistro & miles up Reeder Mesa Rd. from Page Peddlers-writers group meets Veterans at Help Hospitalized Storytime Bakery, 3090 N. Twelfth (Hospice). Whitewater; follow signs. Pistol shoot 1st Saturday/mo, 9-11am, Cups, Veterans (HHV) also offers a 462-6762. noon, rifl e shoot 1pm. Black powder (Hospice Coffee House on Twelfth mail-out program for home-bound Barnes and Noble. or substitutes only, patched round ball St.) 241-8024. veterans. Call 424-0499 for more 11am. Storytime and crafts. Call-A-Lawyer Night, FREE legal st rd advice by local Bar Assn. attorneys, only. $2 members, $3 non-members. Palisade Art Lovers, 10am, 1 /3 information. Visitors welcome. 858-3365, 434-58- Wednesdays, Palisade Memorial VFW #1247, lunch & dinner, 3rd 7-9pm, 3rd Thursday in Jan, Mar, Saturdays: May, Jul, Sep, Nov. Call: 256-4001. 4, 250-1588, 241-2336. Bldg., 120 E. Eighth, Palisade. New Tuesday/mo, 14th & Ute, public Grand Valley Wood Carvers, 1st members welcome. 255-1553. welcome. 254-3000. Storytime Chatfi eld Country Kickers Square st rd dancing, 1st & 3rd Saturdays, VFW and 3rd Wednesday 6pm, and 2nd Palisade Lions Club, 7pm, 1 /3 VFW #4663 potluck, 6pm, 1st Mesa County Public Library. 10am. #3981 Hall, 503.5 Florence Rd, Plus and 4th Wednesday 1pm, Redlands Wednesdays, Rosie’s @ Cameo. Tuesday/mo, 3244 F.25 Rd., Clifton. Songs. Stories and activities. 7pm, Mainstream 8-9pm, Pat & United Methodist, 527 Village Way. 201-4618. 434-9470. Wanda McBride. 434-3543. 245-8817. Poetry Night, 6pm, 2nd Wednesday/ VFW #4663 Auxiliary, 1:30pm, 2nd Clay Arts Guild, 1st Thursday/mo. Grief support—see Hospice Support mo, Central Library, 530 Grand. 242- Tuesday/mo, 2344 F.25 Rd., Clifton. Western CO Amateur Radio Club, 523-5805. Groups. 3672. 434-9470. 9:30am, 2nd Saturday/mo, Civil Air Clifton Lions Club, 7pm, 2nd & 4th Happy Feet Round Dance Phase 2, Redlands Rotary Club, noon, Walking Chi Kung-Increase health, Patrol Bldg., GJ Regional Airport. Thursday/mo, Clifton Community 5-8pm, Sundays, Masonic Temple, Fridays, Redlands Mesa Golf Course, vitality, mental focus. 7:45-8:45am 257-1413. Center, 126 Second, Clifton. 260- 2400 Consistory Ct. 243-5858. 2299 W. Ridges Blvd. 858-1941, Mondays-Saturdays, Hawthorne Park Women in Construction (National 8895. Heartbeat for Kids, support group 523-5990. (Gunnison between 4th & 5th.) Tom Association), dinner meeting 6pm, 1st CO Desert Herb Society, 6:30pm, for children who’ve lost loved ones River City Singles breakfast, 10am, Lynch, 970-263-4000. Monday/mo, Redlands Community 2nd Monday/mo, Botanical Gardens, by suicide, 7-9pm, third Tuesday/mo, Tuesdays, Denny’s Restaurant, Western Slope Coin Club, 2nd Ctr. RSVP: 242-5370. 655 Struthers. 241-1065, 245-6159. Hospice, 3090 N. Twelfth. Separate Horizon Drive, GJ. 243-3162. Wednesday/mo, 6:30pm, VFW Post Yoga—Kriya Yoga meditation class Collbran Book Club, 7pm, 1st adult group meets same time. 263- River City Singles dine-out group, #1247, 1404 Ute. Evaluation 5:30pm; Wednesdays 7:30-8:30pm. Info: Wednesday/mo, Collbran Library, 111 2193, 241-2212. 5pm, Wednesdays. RSVP, restaurant: meeting 6:30pm. Public welcome. Carson, 216-5813. Main. 487-3545. Hope West Hospice Support 245-4995. Christian Women’s Network, Groups: River City Singles FAC, 5pm, 12:15pm, 2nd Thursday/mo, Clarion Grand Junction: Mending Hearts Fridays, Double Tree Lounge. 248- Hotel, Horizon Dr. Reservations: grief support group for adults, 9211. 858-7120. Thursdays, 2-3:30pm, Miller River City Singles personal growth Pet Particulars Crossroads Squares Square Homestead, 3090 N. 12th St., No group, 7pm, 3rd Thursday/mo, 1244 Dancing, Mondays, 7-9pm, registration; join any time. (970) Main. 244-6612. Crossroads Methodist Church, 30 & 248-8844. Singles BBQ and Fun-Food, drinks, For Particular Pets... F, Darryl & Dixie Dye. 434-3662 or games, networking FUN, 6pm 970-985-8125. Delta: Mending Hearts grief Saturdays. Must email for rules, info: Eagles—see Fraternal Order of support group for adults, Tuesdays, [email protected] and their People Eagles. 2-3:30pm, Westminster Hall, 145 East Singles, non-smoking, 60+, monthly Edgewater Brewing Company, 905 4thSt., No registration; join any time. dine-out meeting, 1:30pm, 1st Struthers, hosts free brewery tours (970) 874-6823. Thursday/mo, Golden Corral. RSVP: every Saturday/Sunday at 11:30am Montrose: Mending Hearts grief 242-6953. and 4pm. 243-3659. support group for adults, Thursdays, Sons of Norway, Vestafjell Lodge, Pet Grooming & Boarding Embroidery Guild, 9am, 1st 10:30am-12pm, Bosom Buddies 2pm, usually 2nd Sunday/mo, Tuesday/mo, First Presbyterian Room, 645 S. 5th St., No registration; Shepherd of Valley Lutheran Church, Science Diet/Diamond Church, 3940 27.5 Rd. 257-9394. join any time. (970) 240-7734. 3133 F Rd. 245-5649, 858-6702. Embroidery Guild, 7-9pm, Grand Junction: Caregiver (Some months location is different Cert. / Licensed 2nd Wednesday/mo, Vintage 70 Connections, Tuesdays, 10-11:30am, or held on 3rd Sunday because of All Breed Groomer Clubhouse, 27 & G Rds. 257-9394. Miller Homestead, 3090 N. 12th St., holidays.) Family Storytimes with No registration; join any time. (970) Storytime with Leesa and Large Kennels & Individual Care Spellbinders, 10am & 7pm, Tues, 248-8844.Kiva Judy, Barnes & Noble, 2451 Wed, Thurs, Central Library, 530 Adult Book Club, 6:30pm, 3rd Patterson, 11am, Wednesday and Grand. 241-4726. Thursdays/mo, Central Library, 550 Thursday. 243-5113. Fantasy Book Club, 6:30pm, 2nd Grand. 241-4807. Suicide bereavement support—see Tuesday/mo, Central Library 550 Kiwanis Club of Grand Junction, Heartbeat. 858-0818 Grand. All ages welcome. 241-4807. noon, Thursdays, Two Rivers Teen & Student Support Group, 242 S. Mulberry Street • Fruita “Foods for Thought,”1st & 3rd Convention Ctr., 159 Main. 270-6162. 7-8pm, 4th Wednesday/mo, 137 N. Monday/mo, recipes w/nutritional Knights of Columbus Pancake Mesa, Montrose, 249-1345, 252-0908. October 2016 • The SOURCE YVSOURCE.COM 15 Continued from Page 11 Has there been a particularly memorable or unusual experience at your performances? We are very much a “glass half full” type of company. When something goes wrong or some- thing breaks, we quickly find a way to fix it and move on in a positive way. There was one perfor- mance where we showed up at the venue, and no crew showed up to unload the truck and help us set up the show. We usually have 15 additional people help us. Instead of freaking out, we quickly got on the phone, got all the performers to come in, asked all of our friends and family in the area to come help, ordered some pizza, and went to work! We got the show up and running and performed an amazing show that night despite the setback. What has it been like being one of the guys in charge, as opposed to just being a member of the cast? This is the first time we’ve been hands-on with a production from the very beginning. We are lit- erally doing everything: show design, performing, office work, setting up the business, and handling contracts. It’s like a crash course in learning how to run a company, but we’re loving it. We also have an unbelievable cast and crew. If it weren’t for them, none of this would be possible. Who devises the dance routines and chooses the playlist? Chris Smith: Scott and I collectively come up with the numbers together. I do a lot of the research on the music, and Scott comes up with the dance choreography. Together we come up with the idea for each number and what we feel best fits the mood of the music for each number as well as the mood and story of the show. What is your audition and selection process for the dancers? Scott Doherty: The world of entertainment is small, and the world of Irish dancing is even smaller. I have performed in many major Irish dance shows over the years and met many extremely talented dancers. For these first few years of shows, we have been able to bring in friends of ours as well as fellow dance colleagues with whom we have worked in the past who are now part of the birth of this show. As the show and our company expand, we plan to have auditions for new dancers, as well as other performers, to join our team. Ticket & Show Information: November 3, 2016 • The Avalon Theatre, 645 Main Street • Grand Junction Purchase online at: www.monumentalevents.com Ticket & Information Line: 800-626-TIXS (8497) Phone Hours: Tue-Sat 10am to 6pm Walk-in Box Office Hours: Tue-Fri 10am to 2pm Office Phone: 970-812-1292 Email: [email protected] Continued from page 12 10/15- Ouray Elks Charity Ball, Telllride: St, 9am-1pm, (970) 249-1600 Ouray Elks Club, 6pm 10/5- Red Light and Recreation Nevermore: Ouray: 10/27- Live music with Little Tour, Telluride Historical Museum, An Evening with Edgar Allan Poe 10/6- Open Bard Poetry Readings, Hurricane, Sherbino Theater, 7:30- 6pm Friday, October 7, 6:00-11:00 PM Wright Opera House, 6-8:30pm 10:30pm 10/6- Telluride Art Walk, West Colo- Uncanny Valley, 523 1/2 Main Street #12, Grand Junction 10/8- Oktoberfest and Jeep Raffl e 10/28-10/30- Ouray Elks Lodge rado Avenue, 5-8pm, During First Friday and the first annual fall Downtown Art Festival, local Drawing, Ouray Community Center, Haunted House, Ouray Elks Club, 10/7- Telluride Farmers Market, 210 artist Vinje is leading a one-of-a-kind Poe-inspired piece for us to benefit the 5:30-10pm 6-10pm South Oak St., 10:30am-4pm Veteran's Art Center. There are only TWELVE spots available. 10/9- Sherbino Living Room Lounge 10/29- Halloween Ball, Beaumont 10/14-10/16- Telluride Horror Festi- Come and paint, or just come and listen to the readings and browse the Uncanny Valley gallery space. Free to the public, Group Paint Tickets available with Jill Cohn, Sherbino Theater, Hotel, Grand Ballroom, 8pm val, 11am at the Veteran's Art Center for $25. 6-9pm Edgar Allan Poe Reception Friday, October 7, 6:00-9:00 PM Whitman Building, 248 S 4th Street, Grand Junction Celebrate the life and works of Poe on the date of his 167th death anniversary. For $12, you get a full evening of entertainment, storytelling, company, conversations, and Edgar Allan Poe. Your night will be full and engaging and you'll tell your friends they'd wished they'd been there. Your $12 supports the Museums of Western Colorado and The Poe Project, which also has events that benefit KAFM and the Veteran's Art Center. $10 for students and Museum Members. 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Scan Our if the starer is behind them or is behind --Scammed dark glasses. However, unless they grew QR Code up someplace else -- like on Planet 34 -- they Understandably, you want a man’s lov- have no organ that would detect this. (Here ey-dovey talk to come from the heart, not on Earth, “eyes in the back of your head” from a Word doc he saved on his hard drive. is just a figure of speech -- save for any rare genetic accidents.) However, a guy whose heartfelt remarks turn out to be a renewable resource isn’t Why might we think we know when necessarily some sneaky recycler. Consider we’re being watched -- even by someone how personality plays into this. Personality we can’t see? Well, we may -- subconscious- is a pattern over time of thoughts, feelings, ly -- be picking up on subtle reactions of and desires that shape how you behave. people around us who can see the watcher. Research by social psychologist Nathan W. Neuroscientist Joseph LeDoux explains that Hudson suggests that you may be able to our amygdala -- part of our brain’s threat change aspects of your personality through detection circuitry -- reacts beneath con- behavioral change -- like by repeatedly scious awareness, messaging our body to acting more conscientiously. Still, Hudson get ready to run or rumble (that “fight or -- along with about 10 truckloads of oth- flight” thing). Among our body’s responses, er social psychologists -- sees a good deal our little hairs stand on end. That’s a creepy of evidence that personality is “relatively Soil • Nutrients • Pest Control feeling -- leading us to whirl around to see stable.” what gives -- and whoa!…there’s some dude Ballasts • Fans • Bulbs • Testing angling to cavity-search us with his eyeballs. In other words, even a sweet, sincere guy is likely to use some of the same roman- We have a term for that “hairs standing tic wordery with any woman he’s dating. on end” feeling, and it’s “being creeped out” What tells you whether he’s a good guy or -- which is what women are experiencing he just talks a good game is time -- reserving when they can’t see what your eyes are up judgment on what you have together until to behind those dark glasses. Evolutionary enough time passes for you to hold up the social psychologist Frank McAndrew sweet things he says to what he actually published the first study on the nature of does. Wanting to see any discrepancies is “creepiness.” He explains that the feeling really the best way to protect yourself from that something is “creepy” is a self-protec- serial romancers -- or worse. (“I bet you say tive response to “ambiguity” -- our being that to all the girls you put in your freezer!”) unsure of whether we’re facing a threat. We err on the side of assuming that we are -- and (c)2016, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. in rushes the palace guard to barricade the Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier For All Your cleavage with a scarf. Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail This woman you stared at was at the [email protected] (advicegoddess.com). “help” desk, and no, that isn’t short for Weekly radio show: blogtalkradio.com/amy- GARDENING NEEDS “Help yourself to a nice long look down my alkon Best 3225 I-70 Business Loop Open Now - October 30 in Grand Junction Discount Tickets Available at ElitchGardens.com (970) 434-9999 18 YVSOURCE.COM The SOURCE • October 2016 on a “first-come, first-served” basis, unless you reserve a table by calling or stopping by the box office. There are shows that may have 2 price levels including reserved seating and general admission. The reserved section consists of 11 tables seating a maximum of six people at each table in the second tier area above the dance floor, as well as the rail seats located along the railing in front of the tables. October Calendar of Events Access to the reserved section is limited to those Belly Up, Aspen who purchased reserved seat tickets – everyone 450 S. Galena St., Aspen who purchases a reserved ticket will be guaranteed www.bellyupaspen.com a seat in our reserved section. You may not save seats in our General Admission In addition to broadcasting NFL games every section – they are first come, first serve. So, please Sunday, Monday and Thursday nights, the concert make sure your entire party is present before find- line up in October offers something for every type ing a place to sit in GA. of music enthusiast. How do I reserve a table during a general 10/4- Delta Rae, doors 7:30pm, show 8pm admission show? 10/7- Mickey Avalon, doors 9pm, show 9:30pm You can reserve a table by calling our box office Red Rocks Events - October 2016 10/9- The New Master Sounds & Turkuaz, at 970-785-8500. There are a limited amount of doors 8pm, show 8:30pm tables available and reservations start at $250 food/ 10/ 1- Griz, 6pm beverage minimum during a GA show. 10/ 3- Tears for Fears, 7:30pm 10/ 5- Lindsey Stirling, 7pm 10/ 6- Casting Crowns, 7:30pm 10/ 7- Jeep On The Rocks: Bastille, 7:30pm 10/ 8- The Floozies, 6pm 10/ 9- Tech N9ne, 7:30pm 10/13- Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefer Band 7pm (**SOLD OUT**) 10/14- Brantley Gilbert, 7pm 10/15- Brantley Gilbert, 7pm 10/22- Gildan Esprit de She 5K/10K Yoga and Jana Kramer Concert, 1pm 10/29- Cherub, 6:30pm 10/31- Mac Miller, 6pm 10/10- The Steepwater Band (NO COVER), How many people can the Belly Up Aspen Follow us on Facebook show 10pm (after the football game) hold? 10/15- Trout Steak Revival, doors 9pm, show The Belly Up, Aspen’s capacity is 450 for all @ Source Marketing 9:30pm shows unless it’s a seated show (325 capacity). 10/16- Liquid Stranger, show 10pm (after the GA shows have limited fixed seating available on Read Us Online For FREE football game) a “first-come, first-served” basis. 10/19- The Hello Sequence, doors 9pm, show Is the Belly Up Aspen handicapped acces- www.yvsource.com 9:30pm sible? 10/22- Fruition, doors 8pm, show 8:30pm Yes, the Belly Up Aspen is a handicapped 10/28- The Dean Ween Group, doors 8:30pm, accessible facility. If you need special assistance show 9:30pm please contact box office in advance or contact 10/31- Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe perform David at 970-785-8500 x121 or boxofficeman- Prince’s Dirty Mind (ft. A. Moore/Fishbone), doors [email protected]. Please be aware that 8:30pm, show 9pm there are a limited number of accessible seats at the Belly Up. If you need special accommo- As listed on their website, here are some valu- dations, the best practice is to contact the box able FAQ’s to know before your next visit to Belly office, purchase your tickets and submit your Up: ADA request. When are you open? Can people smoke cigarettes in the Belly The Belly Up Aspen box office is open 7 days Up Aspen? a week from noon to end of show. If there is not The Belly Up Aspen is a smoke-free environ- a show, the box office typically closes at 6 PM. ment. We do allow those 21 and over to leave Feel free to call (970) 785-8500 or check out our and re-enter the building to smoke. Please see calendar to confirm hours for that day. The club is our security for a stamp before exiting the venue open 7 days a week unless otherwise noted. to prevent any issues on re-entering. For those **OFF-SEASON HOURS are 2pm-End of under 21, we are sorry, but for security reasons, Show Monday-Saturday, 6pm- End of Show we do not allow IN & OUT privileges. Sundays. (effective April 21-June) Are food and beverages available at the What is your age policy? Belly Up Aspen? Belly Up Aspen is an All Ages venue with cer- Yes. Our kitchen offers handmade brick-oven tain exceptions for age restricted shows, usually pizzas, burgers, sliders and a variety of oth- 18+ or 21+. Please check our website for each show er bar food with vegetarian options available. to make sure that you understand our age policy. The Belly Up also has two full bars for your Exceptions to these policies will not be made. A enjoyment. valid government issued photo ID is required for What can’t you bring into the Belly Up entry. For ALL AGES shows those under 18 must Aspen? be with a parent or guardian who must remain on We do not allow backpacks or other large premise throughout the show bags. We do not allow: weapons, illegal sub- What Constitutes a “Valid Photo ID?” stances, mace, food and alcohol. - United States Driver’s License What is your cancellation policy? - United States Government ID Belly Up Aspen, per the terms and conditions - United States Military ID of purchase, does not offer refunds or exchanges. - Passport All sales are final. Belly Up Aspen is entitled How can I get tickets to Belly Up Aspen to retain all fees collected for services that it shows? performs in taking orders and delivering tick- Tickets are available at the main box office and ets, including shipping, handling and service by phone seven days a week from noon-close. charges. Please treat your tickets like cash. Any Tickets can also be purchased online at www.bel- lost or stolen tickets will not be replaced. lyupaspen.com. There is a small convenience fee All dates, times, locations and artists are sub- associated with phone orders and online tickets, ject to change. The venue and/or promoter may however there are no fees if purchased at the box cancel an event or change the date at any time. office.We cannot reprint or refund you for an inval- A change in scheduled performers, date, time or id ticket.Lost, torn, tampered or altered wristbands location will not be considered a cancellation will not be honored. of the performance. If an event is cancelled or What is seating like at the Belly Up Aspen? postponed, please contact the box office at 970- Belly Up Aspen is a general admission venue 785-8500 or [email protected] with limited fixed seating. Seating is available October 2016 • The SOURCE YVSOURCE.COM 19 Now Funny!that’s The Vaudeville Revue! Billy Wayne Davis Glenwood Springs If you haven't seen this summer Standing, WTF with Marc Maron, show, this is your last weekend to hosted a Morgan Spurlock produced see this show before it goes down documentary for CMT, named a in history. This Summer Season 2015 Fresh Face of Comedy by has been hailed as one our best yet the Just for Laughs Festival in with loads of great new material Montreal, and just finished opening and a few hits from previous shows for country artist Sturgill Simpson's return. This summer show runs Living the Dream Tour. His new Through October 9th! album, "Billy Wayne Davis: Live Doors Open: 6pm on Friday at Third Man Records," will be Broadway @ The Vaudeville! a poignant love story, Sondheim's Jonathan Gorst and Saturday and 5pm on Sunday released this fall. BY STEPHEN SONDHEIM musical thriller is by turns shocking, Assistant Director (For food, drinks & entertainment Doors open 7:00pm * for Dinner LIBRETTO brutally funny and intensely mov- Wendy Moore with show directly after). $24.00 & Drinks, Show time 8:00 PM BY HUGH WHEELER ing. With its dazzling lyrics and glo- for Adults, $22.00 for Seniors and *Must be present by 7:30 or we Benjamin Barker (alias Sweeney rious score, it is justly regarded as $16.00 for Kids (2 - 12 years old). will offer seats to the wait-list! **This will be adult content Todd) returns to the teeming slums one of the great theatrical creations. For reservations call 970-945-9699 $25 per person, food & Full Bar humor and not our traditional of 19th century London after 15 Available! Vaudeville show. Attendees must be years exile in Australia for a crime October 21st, 22nd, 29th, 30th Stand-Up Comedy 18 years of age or older!! 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The Art and Craft Fair is Coming A Grand Valley tradition Nov. 18-20 66 ART AND CRAFT FAIR ART Earrings by vendor KANI (Connie Smith) The Art and Craft Fair is Coming A Grand Valley tradition Nov. 18-20 It’s that time again! The Art Center’s annual holiday Art and Craft Fair It’s that time again! The Art Center’s annual holiday Art and Craft Fair will be held willNov. be 18, held 19, and 20. The event has become a holiday tradition for Grand Valley residents, and you don’t want to miss the wide array of handmade art and crafts on display for your shopping enjoyment. Nov. 18, 19, and 20. The event has become a holiday tradition for Grand For over 45 years, The Art Center’s Art and Craft fair has been known for its Valleyunequalled residents, variety ofand artists you and don’t craftspeople, want toand miss this year the will wide continue array that of handmade art tradition.and crafts No matter on display for whom for you’re your shopping, shopping this year’s enjoyment. fair has the perfect gift. You’ll love the ceramics, stained glass, paintings, sculpture, gourmet food items, soaps, oils, jewelry, fine art and much more! The RADIO ROOM For over 45 years, The Art Center’s Art and Craft fair has been known Art Center members are cordially invited to join us for the Members’ Preview 6 to for8:30 its p.m.unequalled Friday, Nov. variety 18, when ofmembers artists can and browse craftspeople, the booths for firstand pick this of year will all the wonderful items available for sale. Proudly Presents…Rogue Valley continue that tradition. No matter for whom you’re shopping, this year’s The Art Center Guild will be selling delicious homemade baked goods. The Guild fairwill has also the be sellingperfect scrumptious gift. food and beverages from the kitchen. Plan on Thursday, October 18h at 7:30pm enjoying the Guild’s chili, sandwiches, salad and the famous Kingman chicken Known as one of the Twin Cities most dynamic live acts, Rogue Valley is an internationally-rec- casserole. All proceeds go to fund Art Center programs. (The Art Center Guild is a group You’ll love the ceramics, stained glass, paintings, sculpture, gourmet ognized band who have releasd a total of five albums and a vinyl LP since 2010. They perform reg- of volunteers whose express purpose is to support the WCCA. The Jazz Among the Grapevines Concerts foodand items,The Art and soaps, Craft Fair oils, sales arejewelry, its main sources fine of artfundraising. and muchIf you are more!interested in joining or ularly at top Twin Cities’ venues (First Avenue, The Fitzgerald Theater) and festivals (Basilica Block would like more information about the Guild, please call Cathy Zippert at 245-9215) Party, MN State Fair), and have extensively toured the US, sharing the stage or supporting artists The fair is open to the public 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 19, and 10 a.m. to like Andrew Bird, Justin Vernon, The Jayhawks, Lucinda Williams, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals, Art3:30 p.m.Center Sunday, members Nov. 20. are cordially invited to join us for the Members’ Mason Jennings, Cloud Cult, Brandi Carlile and Tift Merrit, among others. Their songs have been Preview 6 to 8:30 p.m. Friday, Nov. 18, when members can browse the featured on television for ABC, MTV, and CBS as well as numerous local and national commercials, booths for first pick of available for sale. and most recently Rogue Valley’s song, The Wolves and the Ravens, was featured in Twentieth Century Fox’s feature film, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, starring Ben Stiller. Paste Magazine The Art Center Guild will be selling delicious homemade baked goods. calls Rogue Valley one Minnesota’s best bands, and they continue to receive critical-acclaim from The Guild will also be selling scrumptious food and beverages from the both local and national press. kitchen. Plan on enjoying the Guild’s chili, sandwiches, salad and the “For a moment it was almost difficult to take everything in - the scale of the stage set-up, the band’s famous Kingman chicken casserole. All proceeds go to fund Art Center beautiful and flawless harmonies, the perfectly mixed sound - and it only got better as the night wore programs. (The Art Center Guild is a group of volunteers whose express on.” - Andrea Swensson, Minnesota Public Radio - The Current purpose is to support the WCCA. The Jazz Among the Grapevines Concerts Tickets are $18 in advance and $20 at the door and may be purchased by calling (970) 241-8801, and The Art and Craft Fair sales are its main sources of fundraising. If you Ext. 0 or online at www.kafmradio.org. The Radio Room is located at 1310 Ute Avenue, Grand are interested in joining or would like more information about the Guild, Junction, CO 81501. 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The be that we are missing the boat! I was reading the Bible this morn- choice should be easy for Christians. ing and I found the perfect verse that It’s Trump…or it’s the end of the Are you tearing your hair out over the election? explains the success of Donald SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT Trump… “Even the youths shall faint and be This may be the best and most for a natural born killer, a ruthless weary, And the young men shall honest political promotion statement fighter, a warrior. Because right about utterly fall, But those who wait on the 5 Piece Modular you will ever read. It decidedly does now we need a miracle, or America is Lord Shall renew their strength; not brush objections aside. You hate finished. Maybe the rules of gentle- They shall mount up with wings like Hillary? READ it. You hate Trump? men don’t apply here. Maybe a gen- eagles, They shall run and not be READ it. You think there’s no tleman and “all-around nice weary, They shall walk and not choice? READ it. And, read it with Christian” would lead us to slaughter. LIGHTED faint.” (Isiah 40:30-31) your grown-up hat on. We’ve all Or do you want another Mitt It’s almost like God created this been dealt huge responsibility with Romney, Bob Dole, John McCain, verse for Donald Trump and this this election. The first step toward Gerald Ford or Paul Ryan? Did any DANCE FLOOR moment in history. accepting responsibility is accepting of them win? Did they lead the GOP Trump is our energy. More energy it, and the first step toward accepting to “the promised land?” Did they than any candidate EVER. He took it is recognizing it. READ THIS. change the direction of America? No, on the 16 best candidates in GOP Read every single word. It’ll take you because if you don’t win, you have For Rent history...all younger than him...all about three minutes. no say. with better political credentials...and Be sure to read to the end (take a Paul Ryan couldn’t even deliver destroyed them with his energy. You Great for Weddings • Disco Parties few minutes and read all of it!) his own state, Wisconsin! And as mean that kind of energy in a 70-year Are you sickened and despondent leader of the House, Paul Ryan rolls old isn’t inspired by God? with the current campaign and over to Obama like my dog rolls over Trump renews our strength. Or Call 234•4657 for Info upcoming presidential election? for a scrap of food, or a steak bone. does the all-time record turnout and I consider myself a conservative Nice, but obedient. I mean Paul all-time record votes for a GOP pres- and do truly believe our country is at Ryan…not my dog. My dog is actu- idential primary candidate not define HOW VERY TRUE! a political/economic/moral/social ally a pretty good defender and loyal. caught all sorts of negative attention “strength?” My mom used to cut chicken, chop crossroads. I need to let you know I Maybe God is knocking on your we wish we hadn't got. With Trump we mount up with eggs and spread butter on bread on could/would never vote for Hillary door loudly, but you’re not listening. I thought that I was supposed to wings like eagles. With Trump as our the same cutting board with the same Clinton to lead this country. A trust- Maybe God understands we need a accomplish something before I was leader there is nothing we can’t do. knife and no bleach, but we didn't worthy, personal friend worked at the “war leader” at this moment in time. allowed to be proud of myself. Any man that can build skyscrapers seem to get food poisoning. WhiteHouse during Bill Clinton’s Maybe God understands if we don’t I just can't recall how bored in Manhattan and vanquish 16 presi- Our school sandwiches were administration. win this election, America is dead. we were without computers, Play dential opponents, while spending wrapped in wax paper in a brown The tales you have heard regarding It’s over. The greatest nation in world Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 dig- almost nothing…can lead us to the paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, Hillary published or reported by right history will be gone. Finished. Kaput. ital TV cable stations. We weren't!! heights of eagles. but I can't remember getting E-Coli. wing/conservative media are mild Adios. Oh yeah .... And where was the With Trump we run, we are not Almost all of us would have rath- little anecdotes compared to reality. And with one last breath, maybe antibiotics and sterilization kit when weary. Just when we get tired of the er gone swimming in the lake or at She is a deceitful, manipulative, self what we need to save us at the last I got that bee sting? I could have been fight against Obama, Hillary, big the beach instead of a pristine pool serving, mean spirited, callous, second, is someone different. killed! government, big business, big media, (talk about boring), no beach closures angry, power hungry woman with Someone you haven’t ever experi- We played "King of the Hill" on big unions...just when it all seems then. absolutely no love of country or enced before-- because you weren’t piles of gravel left on vacant build- impossible to overcome the powerful We all took PE .... And risked desire to see American traditions pre- raised in rough and tumble New York ing sites and when we got hurt, mom forces of evil... along comes Trump permanent injury with a pair of served and continued. where nothing good gets accom- pulled out the bottle of iodine and to re-energize us. generic gym shoes instead of having My opinion is based on first hand, plished unless you’re combative, then we got our backside spanked. Trump inspires us. 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Trump and I cringe at every rude, Maybe, just maybe, being a nice gen- where it was such a threat. America. We got the cane for doing some- insulting comment he makes. tlemanly Christian would not beat To top it off, not a single person God is about miracles. We don’t thing wrong at school, they used to If you find yourself in a similar Hillary and her billion dollars, and I knew had ever been told that they need a “nice guy” or a “gentleman” call it discipline yet we all grew up state of mind, please read the follow- her best friends in the media who will were from a dysfunctional family. right now. It’s the 4th quarter and to accept the rules and to honor and ing article: unleash the dogs of hell upon the How could we possibly have known we’re losing 14-0. We need a mira- respect those older than us. A Message For Christians About GOP nominee. that? cle. 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