MAN’S POISON BE ANOTHER MAN’S MEAT! today tb th» \ The New ONE MAY ®|f Snmmsuflk Herald York Anniversary 'Established July 4, 1892 Once Over Letter m CELEBRATION Published wiry afternoon (except Saturday) and Sunday morula*. FOURTH Entered as socond-claw matter in the Postoffice. ■TUT’TUTf ITS On July 4, 1918, American Inde- Monkey Basinets! Brownsville, Texas ‘TOO 5TROM&K»VOil/ pendence Day waa observed as a THE ELMER TWITCHELL NEW YORK—Those bizarre vog- MODE KEYNOTE SPEECH national holiday In England, France THE BROWNSVILLE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY ues which drift to America from '’Gentlemen of the Convention: and Italy and other allied natlona 126) Adams 8b, Brownsville. Texas the and Paris are no Riviera longer as well as In the United States "Four years ago we met In party foreign. New York boasts a collec- MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS On the western front, Austra- convention to dedicate ourselves tion of Innovators of worthy lian and American troops storm The Associated Prew is exclusively entitled to the use for publication it's to the we assemble And the Countess de Beau- Hamel and the trench be- all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, people- Today system mont, of the very, very Social Reg- hind It on the Somme sector. Two and also the local rews published herein. again with two additional national ister, who takes a pet marmoset to French attacks also thrown In. gained ground. hook-ups Our country Is the house mar- SnbeertpUon Bate* -Daily and Sunday: pent parties. The In the Italian Alps. Austrian split over these grave questions: Has moset la carried under the forces suffered another reverse, One Year ... 99 00 right free-wheeling come to stay? Is Mar- arm. wrapped in a silk ground in several sections 81x Months ..... MAO carefully losing lene Dietrich as good as Greta handkerchief- after a of hand-to-hand fight- Three Months ... $225 day Garbo? Why are the oan openers at- • • • ing. One Month . .75 tached to the average canned pro- Meeting both the Countess and English planes raided the Ger- duct use lew? 2s the TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE gulf shifting the marmoset for the first time at man submarine bases at Oatend, closer to the United States? Marbe's tea the other Zeebrugge and Bruges on the Bel- National Advertising Representative • • • Pay roof-top Dallas, Texas, 512 Mercantile Bank Building. afternoon, your correspondent com- gian coast and dropped nearly six ‘Fellow dtiaens, no red-blooded Kansas City, Mo, 306 Coca-Cola Building. mented: "Oh look what the depres- tons of bombs. Several direct hits American can look these questions Chicago. 01, 180 North Michigan Avenue. sion has done to Tarzan!” were reported. in the face without feeling a sense New York: 370 Lexington Avenue. Whereup, being provided with a of deep responsibility. They are Bl 502 8tar parachute on the 28th floor of th2 Louis, Building. problems that can best be solved by 8an SIS Kohl St. Moritz, he was asked whether Francisco, Cal, Building. the party of Napoleon, the party Loa he preferred to off or be Angelas, Cal, Room 1015 New Orpheum Bldg, 846 8. Broadway. of Gen. U. S. Phil Jump — Sheridan, Si. Grant, pushed. Wons, Barbs Christopher Columbus, Tony Vicki Baum, of "Grand Hotel" Christopher Columhbus, Wons, Tony fame, who happened to be nearby, _J Our Nation Admiral Farrago:t and Kate Smith. Changing suggested a compromse. Mme Its in tig wonder the nudist (Gavel and applause.) Baum movement is such head* • • • thought an easier death making Just as if the nation did not have enough the problems might result from setting up a soap way. considering number of “Our party is not ashamed of its box in mid-broedway to harangue people who are constantly talking it is now asserted that we are about to en- record i Cries of “What about Gen- already, being against Greta Garbo. about having lost their ahlrta. eral can over • • • Ma?”) Our party look • • • ter on a of declining its with period population. accomplishments pride Meet Mr. Halliburton The kaiser must be human after (Voices “Hem’ about the defeat of Dr. the Foundation for Richard who has all. After nearly 14 years of rest, P. K. Whelpton of Scripps Tick On in the Kentucky Derby?’’) Halliburton, merely to swim across Mt. Everest he has gone for a vacation. Our record of accomplishment Is • II Research in Problems has been the a couple of times before Population studying without (Cries of, “How do running parallel. out of brave Roosevelt has named two lawyers stand deeds, originated many census that forecast such a you on Mahatma Gandhi?”) to advise him on the Jimmy Walk- figures, and he finds they pe- • • • of the stunts about which he has since written and lectured while he er case. One for each side, we sup- riod “What party gave the American very clearly. was a lad In Memphis, Tenn- pose. e people wizard control? We did! • • • There the elder Halliburtons still Between 1920 and 1930, for example, there was a What party (give you Morton An economist says we need the live, a quiet old couple who have Downey? What party gave you the old-fashioned American fight to smaller of the under five of done most of their traveling on tea- percentage population years lighter golf ball? (Voice: “So you’re bring back prosperity. I ft we take table maps. Once Halliburton, 6r.t the fellow!”) What party gave his idea, the democratic nominee age than in former There were, in fact, fewer accompanied his adventure-seeking years. America the V-back bathing suit, lor president will be a cinch. son on a over the backgammon and Pepper Martin? trip old Cortes • • • children under five than between the ages of five and trail. Dick that both (Voice: “What do you Intend to do says parents Cleveland parking fines have were ardent geography students and that this had about the Chinese war?") been reduced to 50 cents. You can ten—the first time in American history hap- • • • long before he had seen the city get bargains in anything these limit* of Memphis, he had made the liret time that the meat a “Ah, my friends, we have ample op- of how I could not feel at home with days, even for b«tng arrested. pened. tical tours • • i reason to point with pride Ours is into the Persian desert. bear shot "on the hoof" has been them. Returned a few from his of course, reflects a the party of the selected leaf cig- days ago to be -Bernhard Berkitx, n Y- leech The old saying that It’s the This, quite clearly declining latest found infected in this man- arette the international bridge magic carpet renovation, Hal- Quotations dealer. woman who pays no longer holds liburton ner. There is far greater birth rate; and since immigration has been cut down to tournament and the nonbreakable occupies a suite near the danger t % • true. Now she always has it charg- of a Avenue from raw or cooked windshield. (Cries of “How do you roof-top Lexington partly pork. The people of Australia haw In war day* the value of the hu- ed. * hotel. He does • • . almost nothing it seems fairly certain that in a few years stand on Manchuria and Ivar mo6t of his writing Medicine knows no man was | specific treat- shown beyond a doubt that body estimated at about \jj on Long Island, at the summer ment they a Kreuger? ”) for this infestation. All that oin us In devising a policy for the believe the is entitled to a combined was sufficient to THE SILENT SORT —Premier Eleutherios Another thing that both country weight Venlseloa of encouragement of trade and the parties has always had in other years. vote on whether this has far his craft SMALL BOY: I would like a Greece- may be to take a gone keep from safely leaving box enrichment of nations- expected firm enough, and we favor re submission- the ground He had to compromise of powder for my sister. I # • stand favoring is employment. Cities will no longer show steady, constant growth. DRUG -Ramsay MacDonald. British pre- • • • (Terrific cheers) by taking them up one at a time- STORE OLERK: Cer- The best leeches come from Ger- mier. • • • • • • Some Most cities are It will no longer be possible for a cunning speculator to tainly. that goes off ..1th a many and Sweden. During the war. running deeper we favor limitation of On another bang? into debt, while businesses “Second, occasion, Hallibur- I could not get German leeches Siberia has many farm the on- an evergreen forest are buy up land.beyond suburbs and, by holding contract bridge tournaments, it be- ton wanted the of tak- BOY: No. the kind that goes of: and I some from slowly emerging, an economist experience Imported Greece. that contains the mass that the a with a —Tit-Bits- largest single says. Maybe the to It until the has to meet ing our conviction people ing Dyak headhunter on his first puff They were very good, too, but some- of conifers bankers should city expanded it, make himself in the world. be firm with the can play poorly enough without fol- flight. The aboriginal chieftain was cities, too. rich. lowing the plays of experts- freightened into prayer by the very • • • Land value in general, instead of rising slowly but sight of the plane. However a •Third, we stand unequivocally phonograph was produced and Its surely, as they have ever since the Revolution—except for for more feathers in feather beds, magic possibilities established. Then the standardization of safety raz- some rice wine appeared and the brief intervals of remain or depression—will constant, or blades, the abolition of all state- Dyak was plied with it until he will even suffer a slow decline. ments on the steel trade and Fed- felt careless Away they flew! eral control of hitch-hiking • • • LEAP In BRIDE other YEAR business and will words, industry have to ac- (Cheers and gavel.) Which reminds me that in the g could on forever (Cries of commodate themselves to an new situation. From T go Fifties there is a taxi-driver who is entirely “That's what were afraid of!") but BEGIM HERR TODAY assured 1 official Jehu to a certain speak- her. "I’ve tried !t before. woman ^ould know a lot of men. Vail s word* rushed on but Cherry the we have had I have said (Cheers). Our CHERRY DIXOM. 19- very beginning, something very like a enough. easy writers pretty You don't need It. though. To tell wouldn't she? 1 mean of course frequented largely by year-old of scarcely heard them. She was look- party faces the election without fear and artist*. daughter wealthy par- •.ontinuous boom in this ent*. fall* la love with DAM PHIL- the truth I believe you're looking she'd have lots of admirers." ing at the creature who country—but it’s about over now. We stand on the record. And in gorgeous While for fares, the driv- LIPS. newspaper reporter. She waiting thinner. Cherry!" “Well. I don't know about that turned such a melting glance on the words of the Immortal Lincoln er is qunrrrl. with her father about asked to read the most recent "Oh, a little I It She to Dan let conscience Dan and then, taking advantage maybe. guess explained that really Dan. Miss Vail wore a costume un- at Valley Forge, your manuscripts of a number of authors. of Leap Year, aska Dan to marry was the beat Tell me about that she's led a life. A Comment be your guide. I thank you." (Cries very lonely She like anything Cherry bad ever seen. Refreshing On several occasions, his judgment her. They ara married aad Cherry of “What about the Polish Corri- good-looking ship officer!" says It's the penalty for trying to It was mads of silvery chif- has been just short of perfect. “Reg- for the Srat lime flada what It green dor? urana to lark money. taka Dixie shrugged her shoulders. do creative work. I'm awfully anx- fon. There were An exceedingly interesting comment on the way in ) ulars” who run out of bor- Tkcy long, very full • • • money a rheap aprtmeat and her atrug- to she said. ious row him "Nothing tell,* "By to know her. Dixie. She can trousers and a low cut bodice like which those eastern students were from and “cuff”’ their glra with honaework are dlaronr- college checked by Views on That Prohibition Plank this time he's dancing with some do eo much for Dan! a transportation. They invariably re- aglng. DIXIE SHAMMOM. movie Don't you frock. About her waist Miss Vail Elmer Twitchell that what eritle of the la with other local authorities when they tried to enter Bell and Har- says pay him- Mewa, friendly girl and bolding her hand in think so?" wore a broad, deep green satin sash G P does is to Cherry. She meeta handaome MAX the O plank give For more than a the moonlight I never let myself •'Yes. I Imagine she can." tied with year, this driver PKAKSOM. nlao on the Mrwe. 1 long, fringed ends reach- lan counties, in Kentucky, recently, was furnished the the voter a corkscrew and a bottle has had no other port of call and After aeveral weeha Cherry's get serious over these summer play- Cherry stood up. “1 mustn’t stay ing to the floor. cf milk and warn him that there'll mother beromea aerloaaly III. The other day by H. R. Giles, city commissioner and notables who have been imbibing ; mates. No—when the vacation's another minute.” she said. "Dan • • • promi- if he la railed home and a . be Federal Intervention makes wait girl there la for him, knowing they will be reronrlllatloa with her over Dixie takes off her hat and will be coming home and wonder- nent merchant of Middlesboro, whoopee. pareafa VAIL turned her gray-green Ky. seen home- hat will not allow her to • • • safely pride puts her heart back In storage. But ing what’s become of me. Drop In MISS aerept financial aid from them. eyes on the "Tell Declaring that Walter B. Smith had a I want to bear the news around to see me Dixie. There are girL me," County Atty. T. P. L.’s analysis is that it com- When MHH. DIXOM la atronger soon, •be here. she said of out to the bines the Stein Song with The Old and her hnahand lenve for What's been happening?" still a lot of things I want to hear smoothly, "are you. too, in- regular army deputies stop students, Mr. aeveral moatba Oaken Bucket, but insists that it at the aeaahore. "Nothing. Everything’s been about your trip.” terested in literature?" Giles remarked: July brlnga an latenae heat 1 have power to summon the Army wave. and Dan are Just as It always Is." "I’ll be seeln’ Dixie assured i Cherry Invited you." “Why, yes. I'm interested In “If that of around 2000 and Navy if the quartets start sing-, Health ta a awlmmlng party at a nearby • • • her. "Clad you came." She watched gathering hecklers and Daily reaort. Dan la and Dan ia—" ing Sweet Adeline. delayed Cherry the door everything atnrta with Pearaon. A norm aver- swung one foot Idly. The close, frowned and shook ruffians from, three of the • • • "To be sure. counties—including many take* them and while they are J^IXIE her head. But Individually! And Another Proof Reader waiting for If to Pearaon blue satin mule flopped away I mean Bang: paaa • • • do you write, Mrs. worst characters, who had been deputized, filled with Talk fella Philips? he lovea her. Bit the Dust Cherry Thry from her heel. She did not look at .a _ dually reach home bat after that Poetry, perhaps?" and armed to the teeth—constituted law and order business a quarter to 5 o’clock the fol- liquor “Perplexed by swindling Cherry avoids Pearaon. and her tone was casual as For scientific medicine has Cherry “Oh, no," Dan said the Michigan avenue bank an- years Dan rnmro home elated over an ^T and and then I don’t know lowing Sunday Cherry and Dan (dully. Kentucky bravery chivalry, nounced it would liquidate its af- known the danger of eating in- Interview with IIRKMDA VAIL, she said, "They tell me we have a “Cherry doesn’t try to write. She magaslaa has fected pork. Pork may become in- writer, who baa vol- in entered the fashionable apartment ail she can do keeping house.” what rank cowardice and lawlessness is.” fairs.’—Philadelphia Ledger. unteered to celebrity town—Brenda Vail, the • • • fested with an criticise bis writing. organism called hotel known as the “I see." Miss Vail's tone had the is to that there Hr goes to call on Mlaa Vail. magazine writer." Mayfair. Cherry It encouraging find is at least one Had His Crossed the trichinella spiralis, which pro- j gentleness of a cat about to Probably Fingers MOW GO wore the one costume from her pounce duces a disease called trichinosis OM WITH THE STORY "Oh. I forgot—that Is news. Yea. resident of the mine war area who Mr. France of Maryland was on Us prey. "A little bird In the prominent Kentucky or trichintasis. CHAPTER XXXV spring wardrobe that eeemed equal nominated for the Presidency and she’s been here for several daya home nest. How sweet! But of These the is willing to speak out against the un-American practices tossed out of the convention the organisms get through IXIE SHANNON to the occasion. It was the wall pulled a vivid- But have you heard the latest. beige course, Mrs. Phillips, you know same day Seme fellows all of the bowel into the blood of the officials there. get the frock In which she had been mar- your husband has great talent. He breaks- and from the blood Into the ly hued coolie coat about her Dixie? Really, It’s wonderful! Miss muscles where they are ried. The dress bad will be a famous writer. Oh. yes! encapsu- and went to the door. ‘Oh- Vail has asked Dan to help her been newly lated and where ir- He is my and I am they produce ( cleaned but the was not discovery proud r. ion Cherry!” she exclaimed. “Come in, write a play! pressing lit and pain. of him! This play we are writing It has quite as It should be. Cherry wore Out Our been previously known darling. Why didn’t you say it was "Really?" together is the most stimulating Williams that other animals beside Way.By pork Dan the close brown bat that framed work I have e7cr undertaken. you?** ’Yes, Interviewed her the But may occasionally be involved. In- i It was a her face so becomingly, brown spike here, I am talking and deed, it has been established that week after Brenda Vail's day she came and she read a story forgetting ray guests!” the rat may be concerned. arrival in Wellington. Dixie bad he'd written. Right away she said ; heeled pumps and brown glovea. But now Dr. Albert T. Walker I he had talent and that be should She touched a bell and the maid got macaqomi owth ust. Once just Once. \ returned from her vacation only Altogether she was pleased with moo ] report* an unusual instance In be doing serious Then she her appeared with tho tea tray. Them three writing. appearance as she caught a SO.CORO*M TO TW COOK BOOK, yOu'Ll. l lk» MOOR LIFE, WAS t which the of bear meat days before. were caviar g eating asked him about his work and he glimpse of herself In the elevator sandwiches, datnty cir- EE. SOU TWaT MAPPEmEO AMO brought about a death from this Cherry said. "I came to see If cles of toast and WEED CREESE-CESS WO>W. IF \ I up told her some of the cases he's mirror. marmalade, mini*- T CL. RAvE. tT disease. A boy, 18 years old. in ture GOT CREESE OM TR‘ UST-WER- »TS ThERE* \ ThRckmm £ you could loan me a lemon. We’re worked on. Criminal cases, you cakes. California. Joined a party of hunt- Phillips said “Fifth floor" to the MOVM UP To ME FOR TmE t know. Murders and and “Cream or lemon, Mrs. WOOLC MEED T'mATOES LESSEE, ers and killed a brown bear I having salmon and Dan doesn't like kidnaping operator. The car and Phillips?" weigh- stopped said she — ~ REST OF MM LIFE- V robberies. Right away Miss Vail Cherry preferred the tea WOm WEH-WEH HERE TmEV AQE.Onj ing about 400 pounds. it without lemon. 1 hate to make Cherry and Dan stepped Into a car- said she'd had an idea a without either. Why did TW LIST! AwRiGuT— MOWj GETOoTOF The bear was skinned and the for play peted corridor. every* WOU / a special trip—” Brenda meat smoked and in the sun for a long while but she'd never thing Vail said or did have GOT OOVMKJ were were;to that/ hung "Oh. Dan. it s awfully attractive. HuH-inhoT'mI for a few days to dry. This meat “Of course you can have It had time to work the material. the effect of Cherry feel up Wouldn't you love to live In a making DOikj ? wwm.IM J»ST m a Wiki was place like SuRE STORE* divided among all the members They’re on the shelf It's a play about a of the un- a runaway school girl? TWT behind the girl like this?" EMEyrwiM MOURE GOMMA — of the hunting party and the COOK' boy screen. Help yourself. I bought sis derworld. Well, Dan told her a The hostess began to talk of 11V brought his share it | “Certainly would! Walt until you MOORE OROERtw AU. TR STUFF home, passed last night because I wanted little about the gangsters he's crary affairs she TWT around in school and to see Miss Vail's apartment The fur- had attended In — among the GOES vmiTh 'EM hair. known and Miss Vail was so New 1'vE WAOOA Go neighbors. shampoo my Take two—take Inter- niture's modernistic—did I tell York. Dan leaned forward to ail of them if you want to!” ested she asked If he’d collaborate eagerly. Miss Vail Back stores t&o offeki feq stuff ^ Seven days after eating his first you? And there's a great view of mentioned men on the ~^^ T '' dose of meat he became ill with “One is plenty.” Cherry assured play. He's to furnish ths the and women of whom had - i 7"Trn— WOO FERGOT. park." Cherry nausea, vomiting and pain in the her. part about the gangsters and they'll never heard. Dan teemed to know —-- Cherry touched his arm. She waa abdomen which lasted two or three Dixie had returned to the work It out together. Miss Vail Is about them and > day smiling and she said in a low voice. asked questions. days and then disappeared. He con- bed fro or which she sure they can get It be- had risen. She produced "When a famous They were famous persons, no tinued. to you're playwright however, chew the dried wore cause she knows a lot of doubt. turquoise blue mules on her theatrical this is where we'll live!” Miss Vail mentioned an meat at odd times for a of period feet and the coolie coat fell back people. Don't you think It's thrill- several days. to Phillips grinned self-consciously. outstanding publisher, a literary reveal flesh-tinted Her ing? It seems to be just the critic and an Three or four days later he be- lingerie. big "Better wait until the play's writ- actor, calling each by hair was and In a chance Dan’s always wanted!" their first came ill in bed. with fever, dizzi- unpinned bung ten before you count on thst Well names. Dixie ness, vomiting and prostration, and tangled mass. "Wonderful," agreed. If —here we are.” Cherry moved with “Just the other girl had been less uncomfortably. pain and stiffness in the taking my beauty rest.” she preoc- A maid In gray uniform She eald after a 1 opened time. “ICe getting muscles. Two weeks after the on- apologised. “Sit down, won’t you? cupied she might have noticed that the door ani ushered them into late. Dan. Don't you think set of his illness he was Dixie’s voice was we delirious. I've scarcely seen you since I came slightly lacking in the of the should His foyer apartment A mo- go?" breathing was labored and home." enthusiasm. “I heard a little about ment later they were in a They arose to there was general of his larger take their leaTe. swelling Cherry into a chair. "I It at the office,” she went on. "It tissues. He dropped room and Brenda Vail was Brenda Vail held died 15 days after the seems coming Cherry’s hand in guess I can stay a few minutes." to be a great opportunity all forward to hers onset of his symptoms. When the meet them. and smiled "It's she said. “Dan won't be home right. Have you met this Miss begulllngly. for "Ab! At last you bare been such a post-mortem examination was brought pleasure to have you half an hour. Are you going out to Vaiir* made, the trichina organisms were Mrs. Phillips!" she eaclaimed. here." she said. “You but I’m to must come found in his muscles. There were dinner, Dixie?" "No. going .Sunday. “Such a little often. girl-wtth such I know we re to be also in his brain and The other shook her head She's taken a furnished apartment going changes nega- brown eyes. I'm glad to know you, great friends!" spine. tively. “No. I’ve a date at 8 but at the Mayfair and we're Invited to got my dear. Do sit down. And Dan. Cherry's “Thank Other members of the I m not tea. Dan she's inter- you. I've en- family eating. Orange Juice diet says awfully you like that don't joyed It" were affected chair, you? So came rather lightly with the dis- this week. Have to get rid of those esting. She's traveled a lot and stiffly. this Is the little girl who has such Outside on the ease except for one girl. 18 years extra knows so street Dan turned pounds I picked up on my many unusual people." a talented old. who became seriously sick with husband. But you didn't to her. “Don't you think trip. Let * 8ee—I've had six glasses “Especially men. I imagine." Brends’g similar but who did not tell me your wife waa so pretty. marvelous?'* be simptoms — asked of orange and I can “Why, Dixie what do eagerly. die. The father and mother and Juice today you Dan!" *,rl’B have two more!” mean?" *••** was like lead. another sisters were sick from Cherry sat down In the low black Shes-very nice." an- seven to 10 "And nothing else? But do you “Oh. cherry days. nothing. Nothing at all! chair. She felt as though she were swered think slowly. “Are you to It was found that some 25 that’s good lor you?” Only they say she's an a going peo- quite eyeful child at her first party—bewil- see her tomorrow?" MOTHERS GE.TGPAV.I ple In the vicinity had eaten of "Best In the world." and an thing Dixie; naturally such attractive dered and a bit confused. Brenda this meat and there was serious (To Be Continual < illness in many ol them. This is'