®|F Snmmsuflk Herald York Anniversary 'Established July 4, 1892 Once Over Letter M CELEBRATION Published Wiry Afternoon (Except Saturday) and Sunday Morula*
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MAN’S POISON BE ANOTHER MAN’S MEAT! today tb th» \ The New ONE MAY ®|f Snmmsuflk Herald York Anniversary 'Established July 4, 1892 Once Over Letter m CELEBRATION Published wiry afternoon (except Saturday) and Sunday morula*. FOURTH Entered as socond-claw matter in the Postoffice. ■TUT’TUTf ITS On July 4, 1918, American Inde- Monkey Basinets! Brownsville, Texas ‘TOO 5TROM&K»VOil/ pendence Day waa observed as a THE ELMER TWITCHELL NEW YORK—Those bizarre vog- MODE KEYNOTE SPEECH national holiday In England, France THE BROWNSVILLE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY ues which drift to America from '’Gentlemen of the Convention: and Italy and other allied natlona 126) Adams 8b, Brownsville. Texas the and Paris are no Riviera longer as well as In the United States "Four years ago we met In party foreign. New York boasts a collec- MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS On the western front, Austra- convention to dedicate ourselves tion of Innovators of worthy lian and American troops storm The Associated Prew is exclusively entitled to the use for publication it's to the we assemble And the Countess de Beau- Hamel and the trench be- all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, people- Today system mont, of the very, very Social Reg- hind It on the Somme sector. Two and also the local rews published herein. again with two additional national ister, who takes a pet marmoset to French attacks also thrown In. gained ground. hook-ups Our country Is the house mar- SnbeertpUon Bate* -Daily and Sunday: pent parties. The In the Italian Alps. Austrian split over these grave questions: Has moset la carried under the forces suffered another reverse, One Year ... 99 00 right free-wheeling come to stay? Is Mar- arm. wrapped in a silk ground in several sections 81x Months ..... MAO carefully losing lene Dietrich as good as Greta handkerchief- after a of hand-to-hand fight- Three Months ... $225 day Garbo? Why are the oan openers at- • • • ing. One Month . .75 tached to the average canned pro- Meeting both the Countess and English planes raided the Ger- duct use lew? 2s the TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE gulf shifting the marmoset for the first time at man submarine bases at Oatend, closer to the United States? Marbe's tea the other Zeebrugge and Bruges on the Bel- National Advertising Representative • • • Pay roof-top Dallas, Texas, 512 Mercantile Bank Building. afternoon, your correspondent com- gian coast and dropped nearly six ‘Fellow dtiaens, no red-blooded Kansas City, Mo, 306 Coca-Cola Building. mented: "Oh look what the depres- tons of bombs. Several direct hits American can look these questions Chicago. 01, 180 North Michigan Avenue. sion has done to Tarzan!” were reported. in the face without feeling a sense New York: 370 Lexington Avenue. Whereup, being provided with a of deep responsibility. They are Bl 502 8tar parachute on the 28th floor of th2 Louis, Building. problems that can best be solved by 8an SIS Kohl St. Moritz, he was asked whether Francisco, Cal, Building. the party of Napoleon, the party Loa he preferred to off or be Angelas, Cal, Room 1015 New Orpheum Bldg, 846 8. Broadway. of Gen. U. S. Phil Jump — Sheridan, Si. Grant, pushed. Wons, Barbs Christopher Columbus, Tony Vicki Baum, of "Grand Hotel" Christopher Columhbus, Wons, Tony fame, who happened to be nearby, _J Our Nation Admiral Farrago:t and Kate Smith. Changing suggested a compromse. Mme Its in tig wonder the nudist (Gavel and applause.) Baum movement is such head* • • • thought an easier death making Just as if the nation did not have enough the problems might result from setting up a soap way. considering number of “Our party is not ashamed of its box in mid-broedway to harangue people who are constantly talking it is now asserted that we are about to en- record i Cries of “What about Gen- already, being against Greta Garbo. about having lost their ahlrta. eral can over • • • Ma?”) Our party look • • • ter on a of declining its with period population. accomplishments pride Meet Mr. Halliburton The kaiser must be human after (Voices “Hem’ about the defeat of Dr. the Foundation for Richard who has all. After nearly 14 years of rest, P. K. Whelpton of Scripps Tick On in the Kentucky Derby?’’) Halliburton, merely to swim across Mt. Everest he has gone for a vacation. Our record of accomplishment Is • II Research in Problems has been the a couple of times before Population studying without (Cries of, “How do running parallel. out of brave Roosevelt has named two lawyers stand deeds, originated many census that forecast such a you on Mahatma Gandhi?”) to advise him on the Jimmy Walk- figures, and he finds they pe- • • • of the stunts about which he has since written and lectured while he er case. One for each side, we sup- riod “What party gave the American very clearly. was a lad In Memphis, Tenn- pose. e people wizard control? We did! • • • There the elder Halliburtons still Between 1920 and 1930, for example, there was a What party (give you Morton An economist says we need the live, a quiet old couple who have Downey? What party gave you the old-fashioned American fight to smaller of the under five of done most of their traveling on tea- percentage population years lighter golf ball? (Voice: “So you’re bring back prosperity. I ft we take table maps. Once Halliburton, 6r.t the fellow!”) What party gave his idea, the democratic nominee age than in former There were, in fact, fewer accompanied his adventure-seeking years. America the V-back bathing suit, lor president will be a cinch. son on a over the backgammon and Pepper Martin? trip old Cortes • • • children under five than between the ages of five and trail. Dick that both (Voice: “What do you Intend to do says parents Cleveland parking fines have were ardent geography students and that this had about the Chinese war?") been reduced to 50 cents. You can ten—the first time in American history hap- • • • long before he had seen the city get bargains in anything these limit* of Memphis, he had made the liret time that the meat a “Ah, my friends, we have ample op- of how I could not feel at home with days, even for b«tng arrested. pened. tical tours • • i reason to point with pride Ours is into the Persian desert. bear shot "on the hoof" has been them. Returned a few from his of course, reflects a the party of the selected leaf cig- days ago to be -Bernhard Berkitx, n Y- leech The old saying that It’s the This, quite clearly declining latest found infected in this man- arette the international bridge magic carpet renovation, Hal- Quotations dealer. woman who pays no longer holds liburton ner. There is far greater birth rate; and since immigration has been cut down to tournament and the nonbreakable occupies a suite near the danger t % • true. Now she always has it charg- of a Avenue from raw or cooked windshield. (Cries of “How do you roof-top Lexington partly pork. The people of Australia haw In war day* the value of the hu- ed. * hotel. He does • • . almost nothing it seems fairly certain that in a few years stand on Manchuria and Ivar mo6t of his writing Medicine knows no man was | specific treat- shown beyond a doubt that body estimated at about \jj on Long Island, at the summer ment they a Kreuger? ”) for this infestation. All that <J& cents, but I suppose, at present Many man ha.s learned that the population of the United States will not only stop in- m m m residences of friends. can will not tolerate repudialton of when be done is to support the pa- pub- low prices, we are worth about 67 he complains about his cold It is to loo* Of the many incidents connected tient in lic debts. but will to “But not enough every way possible until cent*. Thursday dinners, somebody will creasing begin decrease—very slightly, per- An1 with his latest in the make it back. We must look forward. airplane exploits tissues of the body take care —B. 8. B Stevens, prime minister —Dr. C H Mayo of Rochester, hot for him. Africa • • • so it is my proud privilege to outline and an unsuccessful effort of the invasion. The cases teach, Minn. haps, but nevertheless perceptibly. to of Australia. the benefactions which we pledge fly over Everest, Halliburton con- however, the important lesson of • • • Of course there’a no connection siders the most • • • This will have a number of effects on national life. for the future. We know the needs amusing an effort to avoiding meat of any kind that ha* This is a time for between the two, but the day after Two editors bold proposals. of the hour. We the re- introduce flying to Persian not been looked at an have gone so several executions were appreciate royaltj. by expert actually The United States has encouraged reported In the first American will no of the American Dick received a request to take two and that has not been far as to advocate murder and 1 in Moecow, the new 8oviet inter- place, industry longer quirements people. properly my us to beiieve it will cooperate in Persian or nal bond Issue First and foremost, there Is the is- princesses on a flight. H? cooked prepared. to appeal for someone to carry it some of the was oversubscribed. wider problems and • • • have the domestic market that it sue of the We agreed.