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Super Bowl LI Drinking Game

Since it's Sunday and us as American citizens have an obligation to watch the Super Bowl (typically with featured in it), eat some food that the lovely women in our lives have worked hard to cook for us and of course drink a shitload of beers... What's more fun than drinking with a real purpose? Such as a drinking game? Well, us at the Roto Street Journal are here to help.

Tip: There are a lot of rules, so print this out and pass this sheet out to everyone at your party and maybe assign a section of a few rules to each person.

Drink one gulp when:

 The Patriots run out of the tunnel as a team *tear streams down face*  A player visibly cries during the National Anthem  Roger Goodell is shown on TV  A local celebrity or Bon Jovie is shown in Kraft's luxury box  is shown on TV  The closing is mentioned  Aikman brags about playing in a Super Bowl  Dan Quinn is mentioned as the former Seahawks Defensive Coordinator  Brady and Belichick's "7th Super Bowl" appearance is mentioned  "Bracket coverage" or "safety over the top" on is mentioned  A ball carrier signals the "first down" motion with his arm/hand  Either team records 25-plus yards on a play  Julio Jones gains 15-plus yards on a reception  gains first down yardage  breaks up a pass (and tells the receiver about it)  or record a reception  or James White record a reception

Drink two gulps when:

 Tom Brady screams "LETS GO!" (you also have to change your pants after)  Chris Hogan playing lacrosse in college is mentioned  and any of his family members are mentioned in the same sentence  Buck mentions his lover,  "" is mentioned  "Rutgers" is mentioned  Patriots trading Jamie Collins and/or is mentioned  and any member of the Patriots are mentioned in the same sentence  Gisele is shown on TV  An anti-Trump commercial is played  A play goes under replay review  The sweet 'pylon cam' view is used  Matt Ryan is referred to as "Matty Ice"  Tom Brady gains a first down on a QB sneak  Julian Edelman or carry the ball on a reverse, Wildcat, etc.  Tom Brady complains to a referee on a (not-so) late hit  An is dropped by either team  records a sack  records a sack  throws a pass  Chris Hogan gains 20-plus yards on a reception  catches a clutch third down reception or a is flagged for a penalty  An extra point is missed

Chug when:

 A fat guy scores a touchdown  Gronk is shown on TV (obviously)  Tom Brady spikes the football in the end zone  A player jumps the long snapper on a field goal/ extra point  Tom Brady hoists the Lombardi Trophy

Take a shot when:

 A player kneels during the National Anthem  has a "wardrobe malfunction"  Donald Trump is shown on TV  Buck mentions the spread or knowledge of a prop bet on purpose  An , David Tyree or Mario Manningham highlight is shown  is visibly drunk on stage

Run a naked lap when:

 Tom Brady bashes Roger Goodell over the head with the Lombardi Trophy