Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 Defarena, New Orleans, LA 14 Nov 2017
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DEFIANCE Wrestling: Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 DEFarena, New Orleans, LA 14 Nov 2017 THE RUNDOWN IN FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ♫"Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon" - Marilyn Manson♫ We fade in on the WRESTLEPLEX, packed to the brim with DEFIANCE Faithful, cheering as loud as they can for the action to follow. And they show it with their signs. SQUIDS ARE BETTER THAN OLD MANS BLACK GUY JACKSON TRUMPS RAPIST JACKSON BLOW IT UP WHERE'S DICK FURY? MARIE VAN BAKERCASH GAVE ME HERPES SHAKE HANDS FORM DYNASTY GET PUT ON A BUS I GOTTA REAPER FEVER CAN'T WE JUST PLAY CHESS INSTEAD #FUCKTHEMORMONS And so forth. And we land on the entrance ramp, with our illustrious hosts. DDK: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFIANCE FAITHFUL! Huge pop. DDK: We are at GROUND ZERO FOR WAR! My name is 'Downtown' Darren Keebler, as always with my broadcast colleague, Angus Skaaland, and Angus, we have arrived! THE MATCH BEYOND! Angus: The WrestleUTA Pissants are going to learn what it means to fuck with the DEFIANT TEAM, Keebs! Hollywood McFuckass and his Merry Band of Idiots have taken it a step too far, and the BAWS, the WARGOD, the MARATHON MAN, the SOHER, and... THE HOFFMAN... are gonna make all those GORRAM fuckerse pay! DDK: We certainly hope so, Angus, but before we get there, we'll see the FIST of DEFIANCE defended as Cayle Murray steps into the ring against David Hightower! Angus: Hightower is a real shitkicker, but the Squid has proven his worth in the past year and change, and there's no way a mindless brawler can take out a skilled wrestler. 1 / 140 DEFIANCE Wrestling: Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 DEFarena, New Orleans, LA 14 Nov 2017 DDK: Even a HOSS like Hightower? Angus: DO NOT COMPLIMENT HIM WITH THAT WORD. DDK: And that's just scratching the surface! Master will face off against student as Jack Harmen takes on Elise Ares, former DEFIANCE Tag Team Champion with the Pop Culture Phenoms! Kerry Kuroyama will take on Reaper Red and Reaper Prime in a handicap match! Angus: Haven't we finished with the Reapers already? Can't we just give them all cowbells and send them home? DDK: There's plenty of other action in store tonight, Angus, but coming up first, we’ve got the PPV return of Team HOSS going up against a group of DEFIANCE defectors looking to make a statement here tonight. Angus: It's immaterial, Keebs. Team HOSS is a team... well... of HOSSes. And that's how you introduce a HOSS... not some guy from Salt Lake City. 2 / 140 DEFIANCE Wrestling: Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 DEFarena, New Orleans, LA 14 Nov 2017 TEAM HOSS VS. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE DDK: Team HOSS made a return declaring their pro-DEFIANCE stance, but the group of No Justice No Peace have felt disrespected by DEF management after not appearing for some time. Brother Lucius Owens and current UTA star Theo Baylor made a deal with Mikey Unlikely to get the rest of their group to join UTA if they can take out Team HOSS. Since then, the two sides have been at war and now, it’s coming to a head. Angus: Giggity. But in all seriousness, Keebs... No Justice, No Peace may have the numbers advantage by one… but we were part of seeing how many bodies Team HOSS stacked as a group. There’s a good number of people who don’t work here any more because of things they’ve done. They’re fighting for DEFIANCE, sure, but don’t let that count out the fact that they’ll HURT people. DDK: It will officially be Aleczander The Great and Angel Trinidad taking on the team of Theo Baylor and Roosevelt Owens tonight, but there’s more to it than that around ringside. Team HOSS have their former World Trios Champion partner Capital Punishment in their corner, but No Justice, No Peace have Lucius Owens, Felton Bigsby AND Neighborhoodlum at ringside. Angus: This shit’s gonna go off like a powder keg with the fuse lit. And I for one, can’t wait until our HOSS OVERLORDS overcome! DDK: Can the UTA’s Theo Baylor help get the rest of NJNP into the UTA fold tonight? Or will Team HOSS have enough firepower to take them on? We go to ringside now for the intros! And to the crowd popping HUGE for this titanic tag match coming up shortly. The camera shot pans around to the special set-up for tonight. Two rings - one labeled as DEFIANCE, the other labeled with the UTA logo - placed side by side and the cage above the ring for War Games later tonight. But for right now, the focus is on the DEFIANCE ring closer to ringside with Darren Quimbey front and center. Darren Quimbey: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall! ♫ “Overlord” by Black Label Society ♫ ”RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The crowd loses its collective SHIT as out from the back come three men that had ran roughshod over a majority of DEFIANCE for a good long while. While Capital Punishment is retired, two thirds of DEFIANCE’S longest-reigning and most defendingist DEFIANCE World Trios (it’s a word to them, damn it) champs step out into the arena with Cappy dressed in a BRAZEN training shirt behind them. Darren Quimbey: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 583 pounds… being accompanied to the ring by BRAZEN trainer Capital Punishment… they are Aleczander The Great… and “The HOSS Overlord” Angel Trinidad… The Hostile Order of Strong Soldiers… TEAM HOSS! The name may be borderline goofy, but there is NOTHING goofy about the 6’7” and 280-pound Capital Punishment, the 6’3” and 268-pound Brit Aleczander The Great or the 6’10” and 309-pound Angel Trinidad heading toward the ring looking like they're gonna kill a bitch. DDK: Angel Trinidad fought Felton Bigsby on DEFTV 92 and won by DQ when the rest of Felton’s group interfered! Cappy 3 / 140 DEFIANCE Wrestling: Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 DEFarena, New Orleans, LA 14 Nov 2017 made a shocking return and though he isn’t wrestling tonight, he looks like he’s ready for a fight! Angus: AAAAAAAAAWWWWWW yeah, I can’t wait to see some BeneDICK Arnolds get messed up! For one night only, all three members of the original Team HOSS ride again! Cappy pats his protege, Angel Trinidad, on the back and stands at ringside still brandishing the same lead pipe he brought to help even the odds on DEFTV #92. Aleczander The Great slides into the ring and right behind him, Angel JUMPS over the ropes and lands on his feet. The two meet up in the ring with Aleczander flexing his arms and Angel Trinidad letting out a roar behind him. The crowd starts to die down as they await their opponents. ♫ “Purple Lamborghini” by Rick Ross and Skrillex ♫ The hyper-aggressive hip-hop track plays and after Rick Ross’ intro, Brother Lucius Owens walks out onto the stage. He’s soon joined by Theo Baylor, Felton Bigsby, The Neighborhoodlum, and Roosevelt Owens. Tonight, it’s Theo and Rosey fighting for their stable. Darren Quimbey: And their opponents… being accompanied to the ring by Felton Bigsby, The Neighborhoodlum and Brother Lucius Owens… From Houston, Texas, weighing in at a combined weight of 763 pounds… Theo Baylor and Roosevelt Owens… NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! Angus: Good God almighty, that is a mass of… well, ass. Rosey Owens - Lucius’s nephew - tips the scales at 470 pounds by himself with Baylor being about 285. DDK: One of the few times where we can safely say Team HOSS might get… well, out-HOSSED, as it were. NJNP spread across the stage, with Brother Lucius - suit-clad as always - standing in the middle. Just as they had in past matches, they raise both arms in the air, cross them over, and turn the left hand into a fist, and the right into a peace sign. The group of DEFectors then walk toward the ring as Angel paces around on the inside like a lion ready to hunt. Aleczander and Capital Punishment watch Theo and Rosey both enter the ring. Once everybody is settled in, the referee for the match - Brian Slater - calls for the bell. DING DING DING The bigger half of Team HOSS stands front and center with Theo Baylor standing right before him. The Beast from The Bronx dares him to try and make a move, so he obliges… He strikes him with a right hand! DDK: Theo is a bad, bad man and… oh, boy… Theo is indeed a bad, bad man… Angel reels back from the blow, but that doesn’t stop him from grinning after the solid right. Defiantly, Angel puts his arms out and then puts them behind his back, almost daring Theo to take another shot. Angel Trinidad: Come on, asshole. Angel circles the ring and tries to get Theo to take another shot. The UTA wrestler balls up a fist and starts to strike…. Angus: POW! HAHAHA! ALECZANDER GETS HIM FROM BEHIND LIKE HE’S DONE TO MANY MOMS! 4 / 140 DEFIANCE Wrestling: Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 DEFarena, New Orleans, LA 14 Nov 2017 It appears to be a ruse as Angel turns around and hits a giant DROPKICK of all things to Roosevelt Owens, knocking the biggest member of NJNP off the apron! The pro-DEF crowd pops! When Baylor’s back was turned, Aleczander The Great rushed into the ring to strike Baylor with a hard Forearm! A cheap shot indeed, but Team HOSS were never known for playing fair.