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Cults threaten Union Council disruption
GARETH MORGAN Union officers have been warned may now use them. A recurring In the meantime, ICU President about the possibility of harass issue has been the College Tasha Newton has issued a warn Imperial College Union has been ment. branch of Christian Union. They ing about the 'London Church of warned of the chance of disrup The Metropolitan Police are are prevented from becoming an Love', a group who are sending tion to tomorrow's Council by a apparently taking the matter seri ICU club because their constitu out email questionnaires, offering fundamentalist Islamic group ously; both Scotland Yard and tion requires their officers to sign the chance to become a priest. It called Almaha Sharin. The Uni College Security may make their a declaration of faith, which con asks for a credit card number, versity of London Union has alert presence felt at Council. travenes the Union's equal oppor which is then stolen, and the ed the London colleges, as the Religious groups who are not ICU tunities policy, but is required by owner threatened. Anyone who group are apparently threatening clubs were not given stalls at the their own funding rules. Christian receives this email should inform to disrupt Student Union meet Freshers' Fair, and were prevented Union are currently trying to the Centre for Computing Ser ings. The group has homophobic from using Union noticeboards rewrite their constitution in a way vices ([email protected]), enclos and anti-Semitic views, and during October, although they that is acceptable to both parties. ing a copy of the email.
Menigitis victim turns onto the road to recovery
SUNIL RAO ly sad thing to happen, and I hope Early symptoms - a feeling of necessary if any of the following that he is in the thoughts and feverishness, nausea, severe symptoms are exhibited: Meningitis, the killer disease prayers of everybody at Imperial, headache, and a stiff neck and a rash of small red bruises already notorious for hitting stu and that we'll all be looking after back accompanied by joint pains that do not fade under pres dents across the country, has each other even more closely - can appear characteristic of sure (say from a glass) struck again - this time much clos now." influenza or a hangover. However, a severe dislike of or feeling of er to home. On Saturday 30 The disease is caused by the within a matter of hours, this can unease at light October, a resident of Falmouth meningococcal bacteria which grow into something more seri a feeling of disorientation Keogh Hall (part of the Southside reside in the nose and throat and ous, so it is recommended that and/or drowsiness complex in Princes Gardens) was are passed on through prolonged you get a friend or friends to Further advice can be obtained admitted to hospital, with symp intimate contact. There is no check up on you regularly. It is from the following sources, which toms of what was soon confirmed greater risk of catching the dis absolutely imperative that you offer professional and confidential to be meningococcal septicaemia. ease from an affected person than seek urgent medical attention if advice: The student, a male Biochem from the general public, unless these symptoms are not relieved Imperial College Health Cen istry fresher, is now apparently sta you have been in extremely close by standard over-the-counter tre, Prince's Gardens - ring ble recovering, with his parents contact with the individual. As a medication. Although vaccination 020 7584 6301 (external), permanently by his bedside. He is precautionary measure people is now standard practice for First 49375 and 49376 (internal on the road to a long, slow but should be vigilant over the next Years, this does not offer protec extensions) steady recovery. few days; be especially watchful of tion from all forms of the disease. Meningitis Research Founda When contacted, Tasha New yourself and your friends as the Vaccinated students should not tion - 0808 8003344 ton, Imperial College Union Pres symptoms can suddenly develop ignore possible symptoms. The National Meningitis Trust ident, said "I think that it is a real very rapidly. Prompt treatment is absolutely - 01453 768000 News Felix 8 November 1999 Trinity reap the rewards of RAG
GARETH MORGAN ULU; Costly White Elephant or glue that holds london together? Imperial College Union Rag Felix investigates the role of a raised over £11,000 last year, federal students union. and on 28 October cheques were presented to the four main chari ties: Shelter, Avert (AIDS aware ness and research), the Imperial Cancer Research Fund and Trinity Ten years ago everyone thought Hospice in Clapham. Sarah the world was doomed - so what Coburn, last year's Rag Chair, happened? thanked everyone involved in the fundraising for their help and pre sented cheques for £2431 to ew each charity. This year's ICU Rag Week will felix interviews Chris Edwards, be 4-1 1 March 2000. The chari principle of Imperial College ties are Alone in London, Hope School of Medicine for Children, the Dyslexia Institute Rag Chair, Sarah Coburn(left), presents Trinity Hospice the donation Photo: Jonas and the Red Cross Agent Orange Appeal. Although Rag week is the involved, contact Joint Chairs Hall, above dB's). If you can find Union focal point of the fundraising, Martin Lord and Farhad Cooper it, everyone is welcome. there will be events and activities on (0207 59)48099 or There will also be a sale ol The RCS return to give us the latest throughout the year, including the [email protected]. old Rag pint glasses in the JCR on on what they're up to. Friday night cloakrooms. There is a Rag meeting on Tuesday 16 November, 12-2. The For more information on Rag, Thursday at 1200, in the Rag price is simplay a donation to this or if you would like to get Office (behind the Union Dining year's Rag. s
Breakpoint and Mishmash focus on the imminent replacement of In Brief the Rector. Joy. ical Science students studying at college seeking full university sta PORTALOO UMDS. Having undergone a tus will have to demonstrate an feedback major £800 000 refurbishment impeccable record of quality over Michael Portillo, the former Secre over the summer, Boland House, at least five years. Applicants will A slim postbag this week surely sug tary of State for Defence, has been which bore the brunt of the flood automatically fail if an institution gests I'm doing something wrong. selected as the Conservative can ing, had only be open for three has received a single unsatisfacto Most distressing. didate for the Kensington and weeks. The cost of repair will be ry grade in any quality assessment. Chelsea by-election. The safe met by insurers and Thames water. As well as several current appli Tory seat was left vacant when cants, dozens of existing universi Reviews Alan Clarke, the previous MP, died ties (including East Anglia and earlier this year. The constituency MCKINSEY MADNESS Leeds Universities) will also fall We go four-out-of-five tastic this does not include Imperial Col foul of the rules if forced to re week, with endless pages of quality lege's South Kensington campus Two Imperial College students apply under the new criteria. material itself, but residents of Evelyn Gar were escorted from a McKinsey It is also understood that min dens will be eligible to vote, on 25 Consulting presentation last Tues isters are planning to adopt con November. day night after one became the troversial plans to force institutions [Seven Days worse for drink. "They shouldn't to apply separately for degree have kept topping up our glasses," awarding powers at undergradu We have a Diary Editor! Hurrah! KINGS FLOOD the more sober of the two later ate and postgraduate level. Expect content to improve. commented. One of Kings College medical school sites has been hit with a NO SEX PLEASE... major catastrophe after a a main ARE YOU A UNIVERSITY? water pipe burst. The resultant Felix would like to offer its regards On one hand a comedy profile, on flooding left to the brand new Ministers have announced strict to the couple who were caught in the other a fiendish crossword. building being submerged under rules governing the use of the title flagrante delicto in the Maths six feet of water, causing millions "university" which will instantly locker room on Wednesday morn of pounds worth of damage. The rule out bids for university status ing. Their identities remain ort building in question is situated on from at least 1 1 higher education unknown, due to the fortuitous the Guy's Hospital site near Lon institutions. layout of the lockers. We didn't More impressive performances this don Bridge, and is the main site Any college aspiring to univer think that anyone here had it in week - silverware begins to beckon. for Medics, Dentists and Biomed sity college status or any university them. 8 November 1999 . Felix News 3 Cocktail of Chaos Major Mines Makeover
JAMES HOLIAN peak when one undergraduate RICHARD HOEY member of the Chemical Engineer
The annual fresher's chemical engi ing department was found face Funding shortages have disrupted neering cocktail party was a night down on the concrete just off the plans to refurbish the Royal School most of the revellers would like to main walkway. Having consumed a of Mines. The building is amongst forget. The Chemical Engineering plentiful amount of alcoholic cock the shabbiest in the University, but Society had planned a lightly alco tails it was thought that the delin a full makeover would have cost a hol fuelled evening of November 2, quent may be suffering from toxic massive 90 million pounds. It fun for students and lecturers alike. shock. An ambulance was duly would have also taken many years, However, they did not expect the called and took the casualty to the causing serious disruption to the Photo: Archive night of tumult that ensued. nearby Chelsea & Westminster hos hundreds of students and staff it The engineers, usually known pital. It is understood that an houses. Huxley school, which are currently for their Herculean capacity for overnight stay in the ward was A strategy is now being devised spread over a number of buildings, alcohol, began dropping like flies required with a drip to clean out the that involves development of the will also be brought together in the suspiciously early in the evening. victims system, but a stomach building in several phases. This way new-look School. The event soon became a wild affair pumping procedure was not the majority of the Royal School of These proposals will cost an with rows breaking out all over and required. Some victims of the night Mines can remain open during estimated 8 million pounds. An it was not long before college secu held those serving the drinks respon refurbishment work. Estates man HEFCE grant has been applied for rity arrived on the scene. Tuesday sible for plying the traditional mix ager Ian Caldwell told Felix that the under the "Poor Estates Initiative", evenings are not generally known tures with copious vodka. initial aim of the project is to bring but money may also be raised for their excitement and the required Members of the Chemical Engi together key infrastructure such as through the sale or lease of the security presence at the event pulled neering Society, the organisation lecture theatres, IT facilities and Management School building. The college security to full stretch. One who organised the event, declined library space, which are currently department would then be moved security officer commented that ded to comment as Felix went to press. scattered all over the building. into the Royal School of Mines, icated security staff should be However, it is understood that no These will instead be centralised although it is not known how keen employed for these events in future. further action will be taken against around the staircases and new lifts. it will be to comply with such a plan. The evenings mess reached its any of the guilty parties. The Materials department and the
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DAVID ROBERTS many students are going to trek petition for players of all ability. dual, single and hybrid entry (see across London to find help when The other big benefit of the Issue 1 154) move to the fore... In the heart of Bloomsbury there's they have specialist advisors, ULU League and Cup system is to a road called Mallet Street, and counsellors and guidance centres provide a winning environment on the corner of that road you'll on campus? for sport in London. Because even Funding find a Union building. Not an The third string of the stan the largest London college is Imperial College Union building dard union remit is clubs and small on a national scale, and Part of the charter for the Univer (the College hasn't taken over societies, and consequently you'll because Central London loca sity of London as a whole says that anywhere in Bloomsbury yet) but find a wide range of student tions tend to make regular train there must be a federal Union for nonetheless every year the Col groups based at ULU HQ - they ing difficult, it's hard for our sides the University, and consequently lege hands the occupiers of that even have their own student to compete on a national scale every College in UL is locked into building something in the region newspaper. London Student (in (note that last year - an incredibly paying for ULU - in the case of IC, of £150 000 on your behalf. terms of circulation, the largest good season for IC sport - we still that means handing over funding Why? Because that building student newspaper in Europe). only managed to reach two BUSA of around £1 50 000 on an annu houses the University of London Again, however, these generally finals) - and consequently ULU al basis (that's around a sixth of Union (ULU), the federal Union serve to replicate and duplicate sport provides a more realistic what the ICU as a whole receives). for the students of all University of what's on offer at any of the larg framework within which we can Consequently, although various London Colleges - that's nearly er College's (UCL, QMW, IC, LSE, compete...and win. Looked at colleges across London (including 150 000 students in all. Very King's, Holloway and the like) - from a different point of view, IC) occasionally talk of disaffiliat nice...so what do they do? and the range certainly can't however, the fact that ICU sides ing from ULU, the question has to compare with what you'll find at play teams from the weaker small be asked: is there any point? After ICU. The one key difference is the colleges week after week could all, it's not the Union that's paying, What they do special BUSA entry arrangements. be seen as part of the problem. it's the College, and all signs seem Under the terms of a special deal, After all, how can we expect to to suggest that if ICU were to Like the NUS, the primary func wherever there is no serious inter get better unless we play against leave the federal body they would tion of ULU is to act as a means est in putting individual college good teams on a regular basis? n't receive an extra penny - and of representing students on a teams into national sporting com It's a question that's bound to be until that situation changes, wider scale than would be possi petition, a ULU side can be asked a lot over the next few there's no way anyone is really ble for any individual Union. By entered to represent the entire months, as the issues surrounding going to leave ULU... bringing together nearly 150 000 University. Consequently, marshal students from across London, artists, athletes and lacrosse and ULU can claim to represent the korfball players can (and do) take interests of a massive block of the part in national contests as mem FELIX NEEDS YOU local population, and conse bers of ULU squads. quently negotiate some fairly important deals. Until recently their reputation on this front was Sport not much better than that of the NUS - however, with the introduc In sporting terms, however, ULU's WE'RE LOOKING FOR WRITERS, tion last year of the London Trans key role is the co-ordination of all port discount card scheme com University of London League and REPORTERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ing almost entirely at the behest Cup competition. Indeed, one of of lobbying from ULU reps, they ULU's most high profile (and valu REVIEWERS, PROOF READERS, can truly be said to have achieved able) contributions to it's students a significant gain for their stu is the provision of this second tier GRAPHICAL DESIGNERS, dents. The challenge, now, how for College sport, providing a ever, is to follow this up with fur year-long alternative to tough COPY EDITORS, COLUMNISTS ther major initiatives - at present BUSA contests. Crucially, this student discounts at supermarkets means that College's can boast a ARTISTS & SUB-EDITORS is the pet-project of choice for genuine "Sport for all" approach ULU sabbaticals. as, unlike BUSA competition Like all student union's, there's where a maximum of four squads also a great deal of focus on wel are allowed per competition, ULU fare issues, and the Malet Street allow as many teams to enter building houses an Advice Centre their contests as a college can COME AND FIND US IN (with it's own dedicated staff) as field. Thus, whilst IC can only well as an Education and Welfare enter four ICU and four ICSMSU THE PORTACABINS BY PHYSICS, sabbatical. However, like much of teams into BUSA football, we can what ULU does, this facility is enter around a dozen teams OR EMAIL [email protected] almost entirely monopolised by (including squads from RCS and students at the smaller Blooms RSM) into the myriad of ULU bury College's - after all, how Leagues, producing suitable com Shell Business Challenge
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