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" _.._---~ - .-- -. -.-- ------ -------------- ,', t . SUNDAY EXPRESS Apn113, 2008 77 . ~ VIIIIIIIIReview ~.~\^-~. ~~ . was a box offrogs t:tlJre: AllAN OLlEY/Camera Press officially THOUGHborn in 1934, AUTOBIOGRAPHY Shirley MacLaine " " ~"^';: ~\.._~_"",~'t~.:~ . isIit 74 - she's ,.- .., nearer to 7,400. ..1,;,. -""..' J. This is because she ~***** has had "many,many lives, many, " Shirley MacLaine many births, and many, many , deaths". To prove her point she I ~.imoI1. ~ch~s.~er'.}~4:~~9 tells us: "1 have slept in the sarcophagus of the Kings' Chamber of the Great gastrointestinal symptoms and psychosexual Pyrand at Gizeh." We are also privy to facts dysfunctions. Then again, ill health n ght not be concerning her "past life in Atlantis" (the origin due to interptanetary pokes and prods. It could be apparently of her red-haired, white-skinned and because you take sugar, "a legalised poison". "slightly-slanted blue-eyed" appearance). At one Shirley also suspects the pharmaceutical time or other Shirley also possessed "both male industry and medical profession of plotting to and female genitalia," try though whether this. was a to kill us to ensure profitability. Modern medicine help or a hindrance she doesn't say. is "the number one cause of death every year". It's good to know that Shirley was as zany in Apart from taking Valium to sleep, Melatonin former aeons as she is in our own - it spreads the ("wonderful for the hair") and PriIosec and embarrassment. She's always odd doing things. N exium to alleviate acid. reflux problems, Shirley . She has hung around with the Masai in East Africa won't pop a pill "and birthed a few babies, who were named after If there. are husbands or children in Shirley's me". Finally, after sitting on a mountaintop in Peru: life,they don't merit a mention. Nor does her "1 left my body to witness the Earth below me." brother Warren Beatty. Her dog does though. "I have been a questioner all my life," she says in "With a dog you learn intimacy with yourself and a her latest effusion, with its horrible title, Sage-ing deeper capacity for friendship." Friendship with While Age-ing. Credulous would surely be a better other dogs or extraterrestrials she must mean word? There's barely a conspiracy theory or New because with humans: "1 won't pernt small talk, Age health fad that Shirley doesIit want to fall for. omy telling the truth as 1 see it regardless." She's convinced, for example,that our arnes are You have to remind yourself that Shirley isn't in Iraq to steal and decipher the cuneiform tablets omy an unusual obsessive, she also used to be a that derive from "the seat of the most advanced. marvellous actress. If you can get her off the ancient civilisation" that formerly existed there or subject of Attantis and on to a topic equally as thereabouts. bizarre, that's to say Hollywood, her showbiz tales FUrthermore, Shirley believes that the are first class. government of the United States has received We hear about Bob Fosse, who greeted her: "You visitors from outer space. Shirley has seen "a with the legs that start at your eyeballs." Jerry squadron of UFOs" buzzing the Capitol in Lewis's sulks are described, as are Frank Sinatra's Washington and is certain that President dealings with the Mafia. Dean Martin used to slink Eisenhower signed a treaty with extraterrestrial away from parties, preferring to watch Kojak "than races, allowing them to "furnish us with advanced risk a serious conversation". It is touching to learn technology" in return for pernssion to abduct that since the deaths of his daughter and humans and perform experiments on them. How granddaughter, Richard Attenborough cannot else have we acquired the skills to develop fihre listen to music,. "otherwise he would break down optics, integrated circuit chips, night-vision and fall apart". equipment, particle beam devices and gravity-. Shirley worked with Nicole Kidman, who controlled would . flight? <How indeed?) jet off to shoot commercials but on her.return More than 3.5 n on Americans, says Shirley, would speak "not a word about where she had have .. had direct contact with the star visitors, been". Mystique has to be preserved.. leaving them with nightmares, severe stress, . .' ROGER LEWIS . To order any bookS featured,post free (UK . only), please caU 0871 521 1302. You can also send a . 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