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Page 6B East Oregonian COFFEE BREAK Friday, May 6, 2016 PEANUTS BY CHARLES M. SCHULZ DEAR ABBY Funerals for closeted friends could be awkward for gay man Dear Abby: I’m a gay man in my says that it’s 12 years old and it still early 60s. I have been fortunate to live has 10 to 15 years left in it. pretty openly, despite being stuck in Every day I wake up with an a small, conservative Southern town. aching, stiff back. I have a job that Many guys I have gotten to know over keeps me standing all day, so my back FOR BETTER OR WORSE BY LYNN JOHNSTON the years are not so lucky, due to being pain is starting to affect my perfor- married, afraid for their careers, etc. mance. I like living with him, but how As a result, many of them lead double can I get him to replace the mattress? lives with their true orientation known Jeanne It seems he has chosen the mattress only to other gays. Phillips over me, so I guess I’ll start sleeping When one of these acquaintances Advice on the loor. — Sleepy In St. Louis passes away, should I attend the Dear Sleepy: According to the funeral services to pay my respects, website of one of the top mattress even though I might not have known anyone manufacturers, the average lifespan of a else in the family? Or should I stay away quality mattress is between eight and 10 years. to keep tongues from wagging and asking, Mattresses older than that can suffer from “How did Sam know THAT GUY?” — deteriorating comfort features and diminished Circumspect In The South support capabilities. B.C. BY JOHNNY HART Dear Circumspect: Not everyone who Many consumers wait too long to replace attends a funeral is an intimate friend of the their mattresses. If you wake up in the deceased. Some of them are people who knew morning not feeling refreshed and rejuve- the person from a distance and admired what nated, or feeling pain or discomfort, then it’s he or she accomplished in life. If you feel the time to replace this one. So talk with your need to go to the funeral, by all means do. boyfriend again. If he’s not willing to invest But have an answer prepared in case you are in a replacement, suggest buying a irm asked questions because “How did you know mattress topper or even splitting the cost for Bob?” is a common and innocent one. a new mattress. Dear Abby: A couple of months after A restful night’s sleep is essential for good moving in with my boyfriend, I have realized health. If you are unable to convince him, then that his mattress is not a good it for me. He you may have moved in with him too quickly. PICKLES BY BRIAN CRANE DAYS GONE BY 100 Years Ago Stewart, 23, and Gary LeRoy Lutman, 27, From the East Oregonian came to the Pendleton police station and May 6, 1916 asked for an “indigent card” so they could ask An Indian ka-yu-wit, a feast with which, a welfare agency for shelter. Police checked from time immemorial has celebrated the with Portland and arrested the two men advent of spring and its blessings, was held on a Portland warrant charging them with at noon today at the home of Amos Pond on receiving and concealing stolen property. the reservation and was attended by about They spent the night in the Umatilla County 75 men, women and children. The dishes Jail under $3,500 bail, awaiting to be picked consisted of the irst foods of the year to whichup by Portland lawmen. BEETLE BAILEY BY MORT WALKER the Indians in times gone by had access, the 25 Years Ago salmon of the streams, the camas and kauf of From the East Oregonian the mountains, strawberries and other fruits May 6, 1991 besides dried meats, pies and cakes. Among The recent Jump Rope for Heart at Athena the well known Indians present were Poker Elementary School exceeded the coordi- Jim, Captain Sumpkin, Chief Umapine, nator’s wildest dreams. Eileen Kennedy Jim Spokane, Tom Loy, Luke Minthorn, said she expected the children would raise Luke High Bear of Lapwai and others. Rev. perhaps $1,000 for the American Heart J.M. Cornelison and Rev. William Wheeler, Association. The school’s irst-ever jump missionary and pastor at Tutuilla, were also rope marathon generated $780 last year. But present. the total in pledges from this year’s event was 50 Years Ago a breathtaking $2,707.65. About 190 children From the East Oregonian in grades 1-6 participated. Kennedy said the GARFIELD BY JIM DAVIS May 6, 1966 Athena children were inspired in early March Two Portland men found shelter but not when a visiting jump-rope team from Dallas, exactly what they wanted last night. John Ore., demonstrated its skill. THIS DAY IN HISTORY Today is the 127th day of show before an audience of Today’s Birthdays: Base- 2016. There are 239 days left servicemen as he broadcast ball Hall-of-Famer Willie in the year. his radio program from Mays is 85. Sen. Richard Today’s Highlight in March Field in Riverside, Shelby, R-Ala., is 82. Rock History: California. singer Bob Seger is 71. On May 6, 1891, electri- In 1942, during World Singer Jimmie Dale Gilmore BLONDIE BY DEAN YOUNG AND STAN DRAKE cian Irwin “Ike” H. Hoover War II some 15,000 Amer- is 71. Gospel singer-come- began installing the irst icans and Filipinos on dian Lulu Roman is 70. Actor electrical wiring in the White Corregidor surrendered to Alan Dale is 69. Actor Ben House during the administra- Japanese forces. Masters is 69. Actor Richard tion of President Benjamin In 1954, medical student Cox is 68. Actor Gregg Henry Harrison. (Hoover ended up Roger Bannister broke the is 64. Former British Prime being offered a full-time job four-minute mile during Minister Tony Blair is 63. TV as White House electrician, a track meet in Oxford, personality Tom Bergeron is which he accepted; he later England, in 3:59.4. 61. Actress Roma Downey became the White House In 1960, Britain’s is 56. Rock singer John chief usher.) Princess Margaret married Flansburgh (They Might Be On this date: Antony Armstrong-Jones, a Giants) is 56. Actress Juli- In 1889, the Paris Expo- commoner, at Westminster anne Phillips is 56. Actor-di- DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS sition formally opened, Abbey. (They divorced in rector George Clooney is featuring the just-completed 1978.) 55. Actor Clay O’Brien is Eiffel Tower. In 1966, The Rolling 55. Rock singer-musician In 1910, Britain’s Stones single “Paint It, Tony Scalzo (Fastball) is 52. Edwardian era ended with Black” was released in the Actress Leslie Hope is 51. the death of King Edward U.S. by London Records Rock musician Mark Bryan VII; he was succeeded by (some sources say May 7). (Hootie and the Blowish) George V. In 1981, Yale architecture is 49. Rock musician Chris In 1935, the Works Prog- student Maya Ying Lin was Shilett (Foo Fighters) is 45. ress Administration began named winner of a compe- Actress Stacey Oristano is operating under an executive tition to design the Vietnam 37. Model/TV personality order signed by President Veterans Memorial. Tiffany Coyne (TV: “Let’s Franklin D. Roosevelt. In 1994, former Arkansas Make a Deal”) is 34. Actress THE WIZARD OF ID BY BRANT PARKER AND JOHNNY HART In 1937, the hydro- state worker Paula Jones Adrianne Palicki is 33. gen-illed German airshipiled suit against PresidentActress Gabourey Sidibe Hindenburg burned and Bill Clinton, alleging he’d is 33. Actress-comedian crashed in Lakehurst, New sexually harassed her in Sasheer Zamata is 30. Jersey, killing 35 of the 97 1991. (Jones reached a Actress-singer Naomi Scott people on board and a Navy settlement with Clinton in is 23. crewman on the ground. November 1998.) Britain’s Thought for Today: “To In 1941, Josef Stalin Queen Elizabeth II and know your ruling passion, assumed the Soviet premier- French President Francois examine your castles in the ship, replacing Vyacheslav Mitterrand formally opened air.” — Richard Whately, M. Molotov. Comedian the Channel Tunnel between English clergyman (1787- Bob Hope did his irsttheir USOcountries. 1863). LUANN BY GREG EVANS PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN BY DANA SIMPSON ZITS BY JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN BIG NATE BY LINCOLN PEIRCE.