®be Satltr damrnta "Serving the Storrs Community Since 1896" Vol LXXXVIIINo. 109 The University of Connecticut Tuesday, April 16, 1985 Hagler Nangatuck mayor TKO's turns himself in WALLINGFORD (AP)- on the allegations Assistant Hearns Naugatuck Mayor William State's Attorney Kevin Kane Rado Sr. surrendered the of- said a copy of the arrest LAS VEGAS, Nev. (AP)— fice of the chief state's attor- warrant affidavit will be filed Marvelous Marvin Hagler ney Monday and was charged with the court clerk Tuesday, knocked down Thomas "Hit with larceny and bribery and, but it might not be made Man" Hearns and stopped conspiracy to commit larceny public until after the arraign- him at 2:01 of the third round and bribery. ment of a savage fight for Hagler" s Rado was met at the recep- undisputed middleweight title tion desk by Inspector Mi- When he emerged from Monday night chael DiLullo and taken into a processing Rado was holding Just moments after a doc- a copy of the indictment con- back room for processing taining the charges against tor had been called into the The mayor emerged a half ring to examine a bad cut over hour later, saying he was him .He said McKeon told him Hagler" s right eye the cham- not to comment to the press. released on his written prom- Rado said the detectives of- pion hurt He~arns with a right ise to appear at the Kendrick to the head and unleashed a Avenue Courthouse in Water- fered to let him go out a back barrage that dropped the bury on April 23. Both he and door to avoid the press. Rado challenger. Hearns struggled declined, saying he was not his attorney, John McKeon of that kind of a mayor. up but referee Richard Steele Hartford refused comment stopped the bout In terms of action, it had to be one of the great, great Prison seized by inmates fights. It more than lived up to the tremendous hype that ODENVILLE, Ala (AP)— Hundreds of inmates took control of a preceded it section of a state prison Monday, holding the warden and 21 "There is no doubt in my other people hostage after seizing guns and beating two people mind 1 will knock out Tommy unconscious, authorities said Hearns," the 30-year-old Hagler Five employees were injured, officials said said before his 11th defense Shots were fired when about 200 inmates took over a central records office at the 1,000- prisoner St Clair County Correctional Facility on Monday morning initially trapping about 40 guards Smith, and employees, officials said 'Southside' Johnny Ryan, leader of the As bury Jukes. Some employees were able to get out but Warden Larry Spears and 21 others, including 10 women, were trapped, said Weidenbach Spring weekend concert: Prison Commissioner Fred Smith The inmates demanded changes in operations at the medium- and maximum-security facility, said Billy Joe Camp, press sec- win in retary to Gov. George C Wallace Boston Southside Johnny BOSTON (AP)—Britain's No end in sight for Geoff Smith courageously uiUplay here overcoming cramps in both hamstrings, struggled to a By Dave Clark presidential search frontrunning victory Monday Staff Writer for the second consecutive By Colin Poitras year in the Boston Marathon Southside Johnny and the Jukes will be the headline band for News Editor McQuade said there was a The 31-year-old Smith, a the Spring Weekend concert, the Undergraduate Student possibility that the list of lead- deceptively tough 5-foot-8, Government and the Student Union Board of Governors The search committee for ing candidates would be re- 130- pounder who used to be a announced yesterday. UConn's next president will leased at Wednesday's meet- fireman and soccer player in The announcement was made jointly by BOG Concert meet Wednesday at UConn's ing although he would not Liverpool, England, was on Committee Chairman Marshal Senk, USG President Marcia Health Center in Farmington specify which of the can- world record pace for the first Knous, and BOG President Doug Bernsteia The concert will at 5:00 p. m didates have so far been 19 miles. be held on Sunday, April 28th No agenda has been for- chosen. Then, after experiencing The concert will begin at noon with the winners of the Battle mulated for the meeting as of But David Kimball, execu- painful cramps in his ham- of the Bands concert which will be held on Wednesday, yet and there is little chance April 24 th tive secretary to UConn's in- strings—cramps which caused that any announcement of cumbent president John Di- him to stop briefly, throw his Also appearing will be the reggae band Itopia Rita Marley, prospective candidates will Biaggk) and a spokesman for hands over his head, kick his widow of reggae king Bob Marley, is a member of the bend but be made a committee the search committee, said right leg into the air, put both will not be in attendance Spring Weekend spokesman said Monday. Monday that McQuade's in- his hands to his face in frustra- The concert will also feature a rap band, Senk reported that A state official who is rep- formation was "contrary to tion and grimace often— the rap band has not yet signed its contract and the name of resenting Gov. William A fact" Smith still won by more than the band will not be announced until that time O'Neill as a member of the five minutes—an even bigger Rounding out the bill will be Mr. Simon Says. search committee said how- Agreeing with Kimball was margin than he did last year. Southside Johny and the Jukes, fronted by Johnny Lyon, ever, that the group's steering Dr. Andrew Canzonetti, who Smith who had come into have been together for a decade releasing their first album "I committee "has widdled it said," I wish we were that far, this race confident that he Don't Want to Go Home" in 1976. The band hails from Asbury down to 15-20 names." The we (the search committee) could lower the world best of Park New Jersey. committeee has received a- are just as anxious as the 2 hours, 8 minutes, 5 seconds, Some of the bands biggest hits include "We're Having a bout 100-120 applications, students are to getting a new held by Steve Jones of Wales, Party," "The Fever," "Trapped Again," and most recently according to Davis McQuade president.but right now we was clocked in 2:14:05. "Who's the New Romeo?" a close aid to O'NeilL are very busy in our search" Inside Today: Weather Forecast: • If you missed this weekends peace festival see the fea- Foggy this morning, mostly cloudy ture on page 5. by afternoon. Highs 65-70. Chance of showers tonight lows near 40. Mostly • Baseball team hopes to break weekday jinx today against sunny Wednesday. BU. See the backpage for a preview. Page 2 The Dally Campus, Tuesday, April 16, 1985 Morning Comment j News Digest Mike Royko Time to test High court upholds dismissal

Cub quotient HARTFORD (AP)-Stopping a unanimous opinion car and searching its occupants. The court ruled in the case of "How do you think the Cubbies are going to do this year?" the must be based on more than a James Scully and Alexander Tay- Yupppie man brightly asked Slats Grobnik. Fire called hunch the state Supreme Court lor, members of a group known That was all Slats had to hear. He set his beer down and stared said Monday in upholding the dis- as International Committee comtemptuously at the creature. suspicious missal of charges against two Against Racism that had held a Then he said "Answer a simple question lor me .What high school men in whose car had been found demonstration in Willimantic on did Phil Cavaretta attend?" guns and ammunition Oct 10, 1981, prior to a rally by MANSFIELD( AP)—A fire at the "An investigatory stop must be the Ku Klux Klaa Quick as a flash the young man answered: "Phil who?" Mansfield Training School early "That's what I thought" Slats snarled. "You are not a true Cub fan. justified by come objective man- Trooper Bernard DePrimo had Monday morning is being treated ifestation that the person stopped ordered their car to the side of A true Cub fan never says Cubbies. You are one of these parasitic, as of suspicious origin, according bandwagon-hopping trend-following gloiy-seeking know-nothing is, or is about to be engaged in the road after one of them had to the school's superintendent criminal activity," the Justice photographed DePrimo and then bubble heads who showed up last year for the sole purpose of stand- Roger MacNamara said the fire ing in front of a TV camera in a sports-theme bar while holding a i Arthur H. Healey wrote in the made "nonobscene undramatic began about 3 am on a pile of gestures" toward his car. finger in the air and babbling that you are No. 1. Any true Cub fan clothing in the basement of knows what high school Phil Cavaretta attended. So get out of my ' Knight Hospital, the school's infir- sight, you boob." mary. Sprinklers and smoke and As the young man slunk away, Slats said to me "I think it is heat detectors were automati- Bad bargaining charged time" cally activated, he said, so by the I agreed. It's time for my annual Cub quiz. There has never been a time school personnel and local HARTFORD (AP)-The Office a new contract The state's cur- greater need for it firefighters arrived, the fire was of Labor Relations on Monday rent three-year contract with the Because of last season's excitement the city—the entire nation, in out filed a complaint with the State maintenance and service workers fact— is swarming with nouveaux fans of the kind described by Slats. Board of Labor Relations, charg- expires on June 30. The Cub quiz will weed them out, since only a true fan, with a sense of More than 50 patients were in ing the union representing 8,000 Sal Perruccio, CEUI president history, can answer even half of the questions. the hospital at the time Mac- state maintenance and service denied that the union is bargain- So when you hear somebody chirping about (he "Cubbies," just Namara said, but only what he workers with bargaining in bad ing in bad fath whip out the quiz and demolish them with questions. called a "phase-one" evacuation faith "They want to set us back30 to Q—When the immortal Hank Sauer hit a home run, the fans in the was needed because the fire was The state and the Connecticut 40 years. They're trying to des- left field bleachers who used to throw packages of his favorite extinguished so quickly. Employees Union Independent troy the union," Perruccio said delicacy at him What was in the packages? began negotiations in January on A— I f you are a Yuppie, you probably said quiche but it was chew- ing tobacco. You'd think that when Ron "The Penguin" Cey hits a home run his fans would toss him a fish Burcham rushed to surgery Across the Q—Which of these two Cubs always had sore feet—the immortal Heinz Becker or the immortal Dominic "Dim-Dom" Dallessandro? LOUISVILLE (AP)—Jack C. Doctors at Humana Hospital A—Becker had the sore feet Little Dominic had tiny feet It took Burcham was rushed back into Audubon cut a new incision in Nation him 20 jumps to get out of the dugout surgery Monday where doctors Burcham's chest to allow a dif- i— - ■ Q—What Chicago shortstop hit an astonishing .388 in 1936? (Care- stopped the bleeding in his left ferent angle of the mechanical ful, carefuL) chest cavity after he lost about 21 heart said Dr. Allan M. Lansing, A—The immortal Luke Appling Sure he was with the White Sox, pints of blood during his first the implant team's medical Reagan blamed but I told you to be carefuL night with an artificial heart spokesman Q— In 1969, Ron Santo shouted so much at the Cub center fielder Blood had seeped from stitches It gave doctors a clear view of that he made the poor fellow cry. Name this wretch that were strained during Sun- the rear of Burcham's aorta and for IRS mess A—The immortal Don Young He hit ,239 that year, and if he was day's struggle to implant the they saw blood seeping through around here today, I'd yell at him, too. Jarvik-7 pump in Burcham's chest stitches of the synthetic fabric WASHINGTON (AP)—The Q—The Cubs once had a rookie second baseman who crossed cavity, which was smaller than that binds the aorta to the artifi- head of an Internal Revenue Ser- himself every time he came to bat Name this devout fellow and his doctors had expected. cial heart he said vice employees union blamed batting average as a rookie Reagan administration budget A—The immortal Tony Taylor, who hit .235 and made the atheists Medical treatment promoted cuts Monday for "the most disas- in the stands snicker. trous income- tax processing sea- Q—Which Cub pitcher was born in Ozanna Poland? WASHINGTON (AP)—The Rea- The regulations, which drew son in history" as millions of A—The immortal Moe Drabosky, who is still considered the gan administration ordered doc- more than 116,000 comments American rushed their returns to greatest pitcher Ozanna ever produced tors and hospitals on Monday to from the public and special in- the post office ahead of the mid- Q—wnicn Cub once made a Herculean tnrow irom tne outfield provide medically necessary terest groups, specify only three night deadline that went into the dugout through an open door, and in to a treatment for severely han- cases in which doctors are jus- The IRS recorded what spokes- toilet bowP. I dicapped "Baby Doe" infants tified in withholding medical man Larry Batdorf called "a ban- A—The immortal Dave "Ding-Dong' Kingman If he's ever voted except in cases where death treatment ner week" in reducing the back- .into the Hall of Fame they should put the toilet bowl there too. appears inevitable —When the infant in chronically log of unprocessed returns. The Department of Health and and irreversibly comatose Through Friday, the agency had Human Services released a final —When treatment merely pro- processed 65 percent of the regulation covering the so-called longs an inevitable death nearly 68 million returns received "Baby Doe" cases, in which in- —When treatment is so ex- this year. That was still 13.4 per- fants with severe or multiple han- treme and so likely to be futile cent behind last year's pace but a dicaps might be denied necessary that it becomes inhumane to week ago the lag was more than Husky Talk medical treatment and allowed administer it 20 percent •/ By Laura llllasz to die Lire/Style Editor Photos by Andy Schaffer Around the Marriage, sex laws repealed Is it necessary to have a car on World campus? CAPE TOWN, South Africa the primary goal of winning the (AP)—The government said right to vote for South Africa's black majority - 22 million "7/ really depends. If you're Monday it will repeal laws pro- 23 indicted in hibiting sex and marriage bet- people Agoing to be doing things off ween whites and people of other Whites on both sides took the campus, you'll obviously races - two pillars of the apart- move seriously. The Conserva- need a car.To get around Neo-Nazi case heid system aimed at preserving tive Party said the repeal would campus, you don't really need .vhite racial purity. endanger "our national identity," one " Anti- apartheid forces quickly and Louis Stofberg, spokesman called the announcement "win- for the far-right Herstigte Na- SEATTLE (AP)—A grand jury dow dressing' and declared the sionale Party said, "The govern- Chad Lowd has indicted 23 people on rac- laws unimportant compared with ment has let loose a tiger that it Freshman keteering and conspiracy charges won't be able to control." for involvement in a neo-Nazi Psychology major group, and accused four of them of participating in the slaying of a Jewish radio personality, officials Repu ted drug king to be tried said Monday. The indictment also alleged MEXICO CITY (AP)—The re- ordered to trial as part of the that members of The Order par- puted leader of Mexico's major investigation ticipated in the killing of a reputed drug empire, and 23 people arres- None has been charged with member of the group and armored- ted with him in the investigation the kidnap- murder of Drug Enfor- "No. It's not unless you want to car holdups that netted more of the kidnap-murder of a U.S. cement Administration agent En- get a lot of parking tickets " than $4 million narcotics agent were ordered rique Camarena however—in- In Ridgedale Ma, a man stopped Monday to stand trial on drug cluding Ernesto Fonseca, the Peter Leonard! by the Highway Patrol for a ran- and weapons charges, a judge reputed head of La Famiha, or Junior dom traffic inspection Monday said. Rafael Caro Quintero, who was opened fire killing one trooper The action by Federal Judge ordered last week to stand trial. Bio-Chemistry major and wounding another. Authori- Jesus Arzate Hidalgo brings to Caro Quintero has been called ties said the assailant may have nearly 40 the number of people the prime suspect in the Cama- been one of those indicted here. \ rena case Campus News= The Daily Campus, Tuesday, April 16. 1985 Page 3 Noted doctor speaks openly on dwarf ism By Anne Scribano open manner. Staff Writer "We have to learn to ap- preciate human differences as As UConn devotes con- well as human similarities," he siderable time and energy to said "One cannot offend one such controversial issues as who chooses not to be of- racism and sexism, Dr. Leo- fended" nard Sawisch, in view of han- Nevertheless, "little peo- dicapped awareness month, ple" continue to be ostracized spoke Monday night on so- and belittled because of their ciety's attitudes towards the handicap. Society, he said is handicapped particularly on an incessant reminder. "But," dwarf ism Sawisch said "we all have a A Ph.D in child psychology, handicap of some sort We Sawisch told an audience of realize there is something dif- about 50 in the Student Union ferent about us. face it. and Four feet-4 inches in height, Dr. Leonard P. Sawisch spoke here on dwarflsm Monday Ballroom that the plight of the put it behind us." (Maria DeAngelis photo). handicapped was parallel to that of the plight of civil rights groups on the underlying no- DEPARTMENTS AND ORGANIZATIONS! PROFESSIONAL HAIR tion "we are different from 429-4850 THE DEPARTMENT OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES & TYLESFOR MEN AND you, but you are also different WOMEN from us." 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says. By Peter Corjulo Patsy Decker says the group about 150 people stay to "You guys are great" the Staff Writer The policeman guarding started the festival $500 short listen lead singer tells the crowd More than 500 people are the door, watching for alcohol of total expenses. Money from "Stir it up..." they sing in one "Oh man, I've never seen crowded into the Student and trouble says that so far, table rentals to the seven of their songs. people dance like that" Peo- it's been a calm day. Union Ballroom, sweating in organizations that par- A pretty girl in a loose red ple cheer and call for more the cramped heat, and danc- "So, this is fine" he ticipated and the sale of but- tank top and green baggy music shrugs. ing many in t-shirts, a few tons and t-shirts, has brought style pants sways like a far Jennifer Rienks is pleased flower print dresses, leather, But the real party is in the in about $400. Jennifer Rienks eastern harem princess, by the turn out for the event denim and an izod shirt, some ballroomSomewhere up on a another student for peace dancing with exhuberance though she says she wishes it stage that I can't even see with long hair, some short A wanders through the crowd "Stir it up, little darling..." could have been held out- because of the crowd Max asking for donations. the band plays on A guy with side crowd gathered to celebrate Creek is playing an ideal. "Every little bit helps," she her dances in the same style "I knew Max Creek would On the dance floor, there's The fifth annual UConn says. unnoticed draw a large crowd" a solid horde of people doing Peace Festival packs celeb- Between Max Creek and C- various degrees of a punk rants in beyond the expec- Pulse a Buddhist nun with a dance It's like a jerky, twitch- tations of its organizers, shaved head from Massa- Students for Peace The music ing amphetamine strut chusetts leads the crowd in a through deep sand Some of Max Creek and C-Pulse peace chant thunders through the ball- people mellow it out not tax- "NA-NU-MYO-HO-REN- ing soft bodies. Oh Others go room and out onto the malL In GE-KYO," she chants over the hallway outside S.U. all out charging throught the and over. crowd..One girl, grinning Ballroom local peace and "It's an all-encompassing environmentalist groups pass comes barreling toward me prayer for peace It doesn't out literature sell t-shirts and collision is imminent but she translate," she says. WE'LL GO THE EXTRA MILE FOR YOLT > sees me veers off to the side buttons, and circulate peti- C-Pulse, a rock and some- FOR DELIVERY CALL 429-7455 tions. and dances on times reggae band plays Students for Peace member after the chant is over, and "Interest is beyond what I'd Sorry - Personal Checks NOT Accepted hoped for," Kevin Reilly of Greenpeace shouts over the CAMPUS DELIVERY 7 DAYS A WEEK 6 PM - 1 AM din of the music He says that he has sold over $200 in t- Mansfield Four Corners shirts, easily making back the Send your favorite Add 35«,Sub for Delivery $50 he was charged for table Storrs, Conn 06268 space Senior The Citizen's Lobby for a U.S./Soviet Nuclear Weapons a Freeze hands out proxy cards Ace Printery of Willimantic, Inc.* that contain requests to US BLUE PERSONAL 85 Bridge Street • WiUimawtic, Connecticut 06226* senators to vote against the MX, star wars, and other "costly new weapons", and if on Sale Tonight UTTEHHEAM •INVITATIONS •TAGS • •UNVILOPft •RESUMES •RUBBER STAMPS • students would please fill it Library Lobby «*MVO»CE3 •PAMPHLETS •LABELS • out and return it, he'll make «tMCM FORMS •NEWSLETTERS •LAMINATING • sure it gets delivered 6-8pm CARDS •FLYERS •SPIRAL BINDING • The Committee for Aware- ness in Latin America is here too. They have more than 200 CALL 423-0014 signatures on petitions. People line the hallway. A couple is sitting on the floor, UCONN STUDENT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION swaying to the music, she is massaging his shoulders. ATTENTION Though this is a non- alco- hol event two guys manage to smuggle beer into the hall- way, past the policemen at the CREDIT UNION MEMBERS door. Cup-o-Sun restaurant has a UCANM s-rv»«»»T TCWMti C»CO.T- MHIOKJ refreshment stand where ^ alcohol-free beer is sold for a AUTOMATIC DONTCLOSEYOURACCOUNT dollar a bottle Not a bad taste TELLER but different from beer. He says he hasn't sold many of FORTHE SUMMER... the bottles yet "A lot of people don't want -Make WITHDRAWLS with your ATM card to take the risk, I guess." he at any CBT Barney in the state -Make DEPOSITS with Bank-By-Mails, CORRECTION deposited same day received GIVE BLOOD APRIL 16.17,4 18 Tues 9:30-3:00 ATM CARDS ON SALE NOW Wed-Thurs 10:30-4:00 at St Thomas Aquinas ONLY $5.00 The Daily Campus regrets the error. JR SUMMER BANKING EASIER!

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A Tug of War

Whhen commentators explain the current Geneva arms talks, it is often suggested that it is a crisis between two antagonists—Nato (or the United States) on one hand, and the Warsaw Treaty Organization (or the Soviet Union) on the other. In fact however, there have always been three parties to this debate not two, for Europeans have perception and an agenda which is not the same as that of either bloc or superpower. Since both sets of missiles are designed for fight- ing a European war, there is nothing intermediate about them to Europeans Europe is where they hap- pen to live and would prefer to go on living Most opinion polls show that more than half the population of Britain, West Germany, Holland, Erskine Carter Belgium and Italy are against Nato's new missiles This opposition is expressed by very vigorous peace King is dead. Long live the Kings movements in all West European nations with some support in East European nations also. There are some strange goings on up at the (out with it, bitch., there's no smell in the And, these are not pro-Soviet movements Nor Pet Sematary. the bring'em back to life variety, world like the smell of fresh..!!! say it. pus- are they, as sometimes described, anti-American, of course In honor of Cat's Eye, this year's pre- sy!!!) although there is growing resentment among both mier offering in the annual summer bloodbath, "The computer," Steve's head croaked Steve King has resurrected Winston Churchill! "Christine became another car, a Toyota and West and East Europeans at playing pig-in-the- the cat and Cujo the lovable Saint Bernard they junked her and made her into this com- middle to the two superpowers and at being left Drew Barry more's back, too. And rumor has puter. She's bitten me to pieces Ifs over, without any rights of decision over matters which it that the assorted parts of Randy Flagg are Tabby. You know what to do. Do what Louis may settle their fate being reassembled for George Romero's 3-D Creed did for RacheL I love you, Danny." Europeans are not even interested in balance version of The Stand. As the late Andy Mc- "Steve's head stopped gibbering and I Carthy once said to his dead wife "Once you closed its accusing eyes Owen and Naomi There is sufficient nuclear weaponry placed now in start a fire(heh heh), there's no sense in dous- Europe to blow up their continent 20 times over, took a leg each Tabitha carried the head and ing all your old flames" Joe and I lugged the torso out back up through and they don't much care if one side can do it 12 "Steve also helped out on Friday 13th, Part the Pet Sematary, over the deadfall to the Mic- times and the other only eight times They have V," explains Stephanie Paxton who is terrified mac burial ground We stuck Steve's pieces in decided that the time has come when they can no of using her real name Sheila Jones "He let four different holes and ran back down longer make concessions to the growth of nuclear them bury Jason in the Pet Sematary for $5 (!l!OH STEVE OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE militarism million and the rights to pseudonymously DON'T!!!) The Geneva arms talks should not be above their script parts six and seven Steven even let "We went to bed I couldn't pray and I Jason Irve in his Bangor mansion until the film- couldn't sleep. Late that night I heard noises in heads Europeans should be brought into the talks ing began That was one reason why I the kitchen I crept downstairs And oh my For three years on their side of the Atlantic and on moved out" God it couldn't have been happening but.. ours there have been conferences and meetings But not the only one Steffie admits ner- (don't say it you little crud..don't say it or and marches and agonizing over the fate of the vously, chainlighting her third cigarette Up your life won't be worth a plus..!!!) earth. If s about time Europeans are included— they until two months ago she was Stephen's per- "There were four of them drinking beer and sonal secretary and practically a member of arguing over manuscripts Four Stephen Kings shouldn't be the rope in a superpower game of tug the family. and war. gray, bearded and hideous One held an "I signed my own death warrant when I American Express card" announced that Steve was Richard Bach man, Asst Managing Editor Paul Thiel " Never leave home without it" it rasped and Office Manager Lois McLean but Td had all I could take Life with the Kings I ran Advertising Manager . Fran Gracia was a living nightmare The public will know "I locked myself in my room for a week Senior Writer ... Erskine Carter just how much once I publish my book When I came out there were three word pro- News Editors . Andrea Williams "Everything was perfect until 1982s Dif- cessors in the study, each one with a Stephen Colin Poitras ferent Seasons. Steve thought he had finally King hacking away. The fourth was on tour pro- Paul Parker written something the literary world might moting the upcoming Talisman. Even Peter Sports Editor .. Dana Gauruder notice They noticed, all right They noticed the Straub never realized the difference" Jim Acton leeches the decapitation, the wino murders Mark Pukalo "Tabby and the kids carried on as if this hap- the kinky sex (mostly masturbatory) and pened every day. Steve's output went up Arts Editors Toby Stanco Steve's admission in the Afterword that he was Jay Liver nois about 1500 percent Richard Bachman's five the writing equivalent of a Big Mac and large novels were the final straw, though These Life/Style Editors Laura Uliasz fries Well, some detractors proposed that Tracy Sacrey never sleeping Stephen Kings were working perhaps he was McDonalds itself and Steve me to death I had my own life to live so I Wire Editors ,.. Matt Cookson literally went mad," Sharon Oberst exploded his cover, wrote this book and I've Seth Skydell Steffie sips white wine Ice cubes tremble in been running ever since" Copy Editors. .. Shari Hoffman the glass Her pretty face is a white mask of Steffie freezes Footsteps on the stairs Four Lin Moores fear and her eyes shine like two silver coins A pairs of heavy work boots clomping toward Fred Snyder branch crashes outside and she runs to the her hiding place Steffie's face is pasty white Lauren Ungaro window. her eyes like raisins stuck in puffy dough Assistant Business Manager , Sherri Herskovitz "I know theyII find me" she sobs mys- (I'm coming to get you, you rotten little snot- Editorial Production Manager ... Joanne Zuzick teriously, then composes herself. "Steve was crud.coming to get you, you lying little.) Advertising Production Manager Julie Shain wild when he dashed off Christine. Then he (!!!OH STEVES OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Photography Manager George Edwards reworked Pet Sematary on his new word pro- DON'T!!!) Editorial Artist ... Bob Monahan cessor, staying in his study for weeks One Steffie throws her unpublished novel into Circulation Manager Eva Chomicz night his wife Tabitha and I were having dinner the blazing fire screams and jumps through Classified Ad Manager Mirella Pollifrone with Joe Naomi and Owen—such beautiful the window. Glass belches out onto the kids—when a mental scream blasted us like a ground and twinkles there like jagged dia- Quotable shot from a psychic gun" monds Stephanie Paxton flies into the arms of (IHOH TABBY OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE the night "I came back early because of this With something like this COMFJH) The footsteps halt The door opens The hanging over your head, how can you have a good time?" "We broke into Steve's study. It was horrify- stink of graves fills the room and terror strikes ing Both his legs were snapped off and wrig- into each corner like an angry snake Four gling under the desk His torso and arms were Stephen King heads peer into the room The — William C. Rado Sr. telling reporters why he sprawled in the chair. And his head., his head bearded faces are gray, hideously haggard returned from a Florida vacation after the chief state's (say it you little snot SAY IT!!!) and exactly alike attorney's office obtained an arrest warrant charging ...was perched on his desk flapping a foun- "Horror," they rasp to the sound of a printer the Naugatuck mayor with larceny and bribe re- tain of blood pouring fom its mouth eyes like turning out instant hard copy behind them ceiving gory moons..oh my God.. " Horror. Never leave home without it" Arts The Daily Campus, Tuesday, April 16, 1985 Page 7 Broadway Danny Rose was unique entertainment

By Ian Andrews femme fatal spell over Latin- doubly ironic—you see, than later because later you sincere remorse returns to Staff Writer ate lover Carlos whose because Tina and Lou were are dead and then it doesn't ask his forgiveness, which... Last Friday, the Von Der brothers, two hysterically actually plotting to dump rose count is nothing short of per- well, that would be telling now Mehden showed "Broadway Hispanic/Italian psychopaths, for better management As verse even though ultim- wouldn't it? Suffice it to say Danny Rose" (1984). Written make the Ayatullah's boys Tina says, summing up an ately, we agree with him the suspenseful moment is and directed by Woody Allen, look positively friendly, and attitude today "If you see Why? Because we know it warmly done the film also stars Allen as when they learn that darling something go for it and screw to be true 'almost a legend in his own Tina has jilted one of their the next person before they Anyway, cutting out the lifetime" Danny Rose, a 1950's family, for Wimp Danny no screw you." sentimentality, Tina and Lou Broadway theatrical manager less, well, you can guess the Enter vaguely didactic deserve and thus get each Next week, the Von Der whose undying faith in such rest Am I right? Am I right? moral, as usual with Allen, other. But if I might interject Mehden is showing Spanish implausible novelty acts as a Well, to cut a long story grimly amusing rather than at this moment guilt will get director Carlos Saura's blind xylophone player, an short, come Lous' big night outrageously funny. Rose you every time you trample award-winning version of elderly couple who twist and enter big imps Merle and returns to his weird but hon- over a loved one True lover Bizet's thrilling opera, Car- balloons into animal shapes Baccarach to watch Lou est theatrical sisters, deeply won't stand for it Thus, Tina men (1983). The choreo- (speciality giraffes), and a croon for a contract Mean- hurt by his friends rejection can't sleep for thinking about graphy and cinematography dumb ventriloquist, become while Danny and Tina have Allen's marvellous portrayal Rose and finally, filled with are superb. Not to be missed legendary. fallen in love whilst escaping of the suffering Rose, whose Filmed in black and white, a the clutches of Don Quixote's belief in the atonement for medium to which Allen con- bloody brothers Which is one's sins in this life rather stantly returns, Rose's story is Discover told by a group of contem- ojmtiypB porary comics who, one night Copy & Word Processing, Inc. in a Broadway deli reminisce orr* UConn Buslrmu Block about the good old days. MOMHtM-MI SAT ♦«• 4fl» 487-1794 RL 196 a Dog Lane So, enter struggling night WE'LL MY BACK club crooner, Lou (Nick COPY SERVICE TYPING & WORD Apollo Forte). Rose befriends YOUR LOAN, • 1 to 1000 Super Quality Copies PROCESSING the aging flabby Lou and "while you wait" becomes his personal man- • 2-Sided Copies • Resumes BUT THERE'S A HITCH. • Reductions • Repetitive Letters ager. Tided along by waves of • Collating & Stapling • Manuscript Preparation Rose's enthusiasm not to • 11" x 17" Copying • Maintenance of client/ mention a timely nostalgia \bu'll like it, though. • Large Selection of Paper membership lists, directories boom Lou's popularity soars Because every year you serve with us, BINDING SERVICE and mass mailings Like a cross between an over- weight Sinatra and an over- we reduce your college debt by one-third paid and over-exulted Pres- or $1,500, whichever is greater. Greater ley, Forte's sentimental crooning over which middle- still, after three years your loan's repaid in aged overweight, made-up full. ladies swoon, brings tears of joy and pity to one's eyes. For- \bu'll also like the satisfaction and te's performance as olde pride you'll feel as you learn a valuable booze eyes is great Apollo Forte is one of Ct's very skill. One you use to serve yourself as well famous residents, whose as your country. daugher goes tc.Get on with It's all a part of the Loan Repayment the story. Right Along with Lou's Program. To qualify, you ust have taken latent success, bug time out a National Direct, Guaranteed or comes a callin'. Okay, For the finest hdtrstyhng. perrrs and nan care products it's the meanwhile, enter Tina (Mia Federally Insured Student Loan after Scissor Wizards Farrow). Lou's rocky horror October 1,1975. And your loan can't be in 10 Dog Lane picture show marriage has default. failed But without a female S to ITS presence he cannot perform So if you'd like Uncle Sam to pay off Thus, in a relationship which your college loan, pay your local Army Wc want to be your halrcans headquarters while you're bare at flatters only his ego, he falls UConn and we're anxious to show you why we have the beat for Diane Keaton look alike, Recruiter a visit today. Or call. reputation In the area for quality work at a reasonable price. Tryuef You won't be disappointed! Tina whose previous hus- bands—note the plural- Appointments or Walk-ins were (note the tense) hit- men/mafioso types. Nice 487-0747 StilL.hot in pursuit of ARMY. romantic security, not to Tue.-Fri 9:00 - 5:00 Sat. 8:30 - 3:00 mention sex, Lou, whose level of intelligence is amoeba-like, BE ALL YOU CAN BE Free Coffee served til noon MC Visa. sends Tina everyday a white rose, signed in disguise, Danny. Get it—Rose! Danny NEED $$$$ IN YOUR POCKET? Rose! Pretty dumb huh! Now Tina has already cast her WANT EXPERIENCE IN YOUR FIELD? Check out these PART-TIME JOBS and INTERNSHIPS listed Can you believe that with Cooperative Education and Off-Campus Employment: EKwod s FINALLY graduating?? 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FR4/I9 qualified counselors for 75 residential children's camps in Two Bedroom Apartment with Northeast jury and August Con- Balcony Sublet |une through tact Association of Independent August with a Fall Option only 2 I / Camps (CN) 60 Madison Ave 2 mUes off campus If Interested New York. NY 10010(212)679- please call 429-2570. FR4/22 3230. HW4/I9 ....'.i.:.' k.«H!l .! :»ti*i»s:i:: • v. ..;.:::..:).... Marketplace The Daily Campus, Tuesday. April 16. 1985 Page 9 From page 8 Happy Birthday no 7.1 hope this is DELTA CHI PLEDGES Great (ob In ELECT GLEN POTVIN TO THE CO- your best birthday yet Boston Stay psyched. The best is Miscellaneous OP BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR yet to come Remember always do EXPERIENCE AND DEDICATION. Looking for Auto Insurance? Our DAVE from the RUGBY TEAM It it with PRIDE The Brothers ELECTIONS HELD AT THE CO-OP Personals one stop protection Is all you was really nice to see you in the lib- TUES 4/16 THRU THURS 4/18. rary (basement) after dancing with Doug in N.L: Spring Weekend is need Find out from Tom Lobo M4/I8 Sister Simon - Thanx for everyth- 423-6374. American Mutual you at Huskies I'd realty like to see almost here) Still Don't Believe Til ing you've done throughout my Insurance Companies Ufe/Auto/ one of the rugby games - but I be over? Stop by some time - MS Unbeatable prices for the best D| pledge period and at 3rd degree Home/Health M5/3 don't know when the next one Is in Buckley sound systems on campus Earl Your book is on the way. Sister Please respond so I can come see Russ Ear's Traveling Disc All Ed D.J. SERVICE --SOUND ON TAP you play. Katherlne Mary - All of us would like to say request dancing music Over a So Ladles How High Is the tall We hope you have a wonderful Large System available for Quad decade In service Now there Is no now? L Carolyn. I guess I'm not all har- day. We wish you |oy. happiness Parties Call us for your dorms next reason to go anyplace else party or semi-formal 487-8095 dened There Is a side of me that is and cheer. For today and all Umlted time only. $85.00 on LYNN- THANK YOU!!! (leave message)M5/2 getting close to someone I had a through the year. Happy Birthday. sound system 423-1508. M5/3 To Lisa. Susie, and Berta (The great weekend |oe Love From All Of Us Ace Body Movers D|s Now book- BLUE PERSONALS Straws worked pretty good huh? ing for semi- formals. 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M4/17 FANTASTIC PRIZES REGISTER dent has a BIRTHDAY SATURDAY. the theatre Is to teach Most plays To the almost as wild White Rus- AREA COORDINATORS OFFICE Lef s make it memorable! try to teach the mind GODSPELL sian woman (and Black Russian DISC (OCKEY, SPIRO the MO| RUSSELL A MORE INFO CALL presents a more difficult task, it Qjeen when the milk runs out) - (master of (am), offering TOP Big 486-2053 SPONSORED BY FRATS TO THE HOT BLONDE IN ALUMNI tries to teach the heart You Did GET PSYCHED for Friday night- if II Sound Equipment and lighting STAFF. E4/24 THAT MINI SKIRT WAS JUST Nothing more need be said except be a Wast!!! - Candy P.S I'll bring Plenty of references Over 1000 RIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT AT HUS- that you have won the admiration my gallon of Southern Comfort records Call 429-1109 for Hey UConn Party up with the Class KIES WILL YOU BE THERE WED. of a friend - |. Christopher appointment M4/18 of 1985 Club to the tunes of Head NIGHT PLEASE REPLY Your ...There were dogs with scarves First and Dirty Bones Saturday Secret Admirer DELTA CHI BROTHERS. Lef s put and children on leashes NOW |UST $85,000 ON CAM- April 20 2-6 pm Student Union this year's trophy where it belongs Kids throwing sticks and stones on PUS! TC Productions D) Service MalL E4/20 Pat (Belden 2nd): "Talking" with .. Next to last year's Get psyched the public' beaches Ughts Included Call 487-4832 you Wednesday night was _ Do it with pride Vini and Steve Speaking of public the Pell Build- (weeknights) or 456-2790 Meet James Flynn Wed April I 7. 7 intriguing Perhaps we might do it ing we saw (weekends). Book early for Spring pm SBA 320. He will speak on again this Wednesday? The VREE. Happy 21 st Birthday! I hope Until the skirmish with the law... WeekendM4/l6 Employee Management &, Kaman Older Woman this is your best! What do you say A day in Newport Aerospace SAM Meeting Prior To the Wheeler C "Wild Boys" - Is to another 3 Day Weekend? (or A day well spent TYPING FAST. PROFESSIONAL 6:30-7 pm E4/I7 FIRST REVISIONS "FREE" CALL that your idea of a rebel yell, or are mid-week vacation?) I bet you'd I'm so glad that we went) LINDA EVANS 423-9591. (LEAVE you just constipated? rather sleep. Ya Lazybones? You Thanks for a great day, Paul mean "much" to me! Love AKI -MW. MESSAGE) M4/26 See page 10 Lynn. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope if s the most excellent one imagin- able! You're the best and that's what you deserve! Do it up big time! 143! Beth

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Linda. Best of Luck tonight in the APO elections. You've got my vote! Love your Brother/Sister Karen

DON. GOOD LUCK TONIGHT! REMEMBER NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND AM PROUD OF YOU LOVE ME

Laura CI had great time Sat I don't know if I told you. but you look great Thanks for coming and being so patient when I had "other" things to da Jim

K K K. Thanks for tolerating my pit- tlful moods and pessimistic attitudes. You're a great help There's no better roommate Love Boo-hoo. P.S The P.L man awaits you In NYC BLOOM COUNTY fry Berke Breathed Mike (The Bunrry from Ellsworth 0N6 MOHT WONPeR WHY A im swRy BBHINP AH THIS 9th) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You Got to Nice CHAP urn m is STANPIH(A CAN Be SVMMBPUPIN (l.) 'SAY, HOW 'MIT A PATtr am mr Gotta, Gotta. Gotta Gotta!! WALA ON A WReSTllNb MAT FAUNb TWO seNreNces urreRep Don't let any Professor give you A LARGB INPNIPUAL IN A Recetn (2)"50RRY...I0NLYPIAY wiu, mm the Big Richad during exams! Love IMHOSB FIRST Nme coNveps/rr/ON: smocewNNies WITH always The Falcon Killer! 15 "NAZI"... MACHO PRO WReeiURS." MHIPt/LflTJON// To my Delta Chi big brother Hugie a Since cookies are out of the ques- tion, I thought a personal might do. T m looking forward to a happy sibllnghood even without baking! Chi Delphla love WINTER

Kenny (K-- H—) HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a great day (test and all) After exten- sive PRIVATE research I have come GfS to determine that you are truly Divine, but I'm not sure if you're a GOD! I have our reservations for Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU our fun evening, first dinner at Beefsteak's Then a walk on the beach and finally we'H retire to an FINALLY nmmtm Asms cm BRACES FORTHE inticing evening at the Deauvlle TAKE-A LOOK AT ONt FINAL UJEEK0FIT5 SEASON, wi t h the guys! You are very special 0FTWM0STLMJNN6 THINGS SEEM PRETTY MUCH to me and I LOVE YOU ... LOTS i P/7&OF7H£AM£RJ- AS THEY WERE 25 YEARS AGO. AH.TOBB 1 Yaz. P.S I've got those fives!! CAN COLLEGE 5CENZ- Lm.-cHmNG,immiRT YOUNG SPRJNG BREAK IN CONTESTS, ANP CRUISING A6AIN! TO MIKE L 2nd FLOOR SHAKES- FORTLAUPEROALE! HI6HUJAYA1A REMAIN PEAR WANT TO COME OUT AND / AS POPULAR SEE SOMETHING WEIRD. HOW AS EVER I ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD? WHAT A SALESMAN Mr. Subway: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have a great day! You' re one in a thousand (and more) In the past few days you have become very special to me Thank you for everything Loyi. M, h.. Page 10 The Daily Campus, Tuesday. April 16, 1985 Marketpl

From page 9 -your- Events GREEK WEEK TWISTER CONTEST WINNERS 1st - Mark - Russ - KAPPA SIGMA 2nd Mike - Roger - KAPPA SIGMA 3rd Place tie between Sigma Phi Epsilon s Chris - Greg and Delta Gamma's Donna- V0te Maureen Congratualtions Sue Peck, Chairperson - Delta Zeta on breaking last year charitable fun draislng E4/I6

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"It Is truly the rare person who is The following individuals are candidates for the four open 3oard positions. adventuresome enough to They have written the statements below In support of their candidacy. explore his Inner domain." - Harold KJemp New discussion class on ECKANKAR the ancient MARIA ANGELOPOULOS Undergraduate Dec. 1935 science of soul travel Wed April 17 at 7:30 pm in Ar)ona 345. "Eighth semester Spanish major. Presently I am Chairperson of the Everyone is welcome E4/17 Board of Directors of the Associated Student Commissaries and Kitchen Coordinator of my dormitory." Frats, dorms Sororities. Clubs - Memorial Day Adventure DOUGLAS BARRY Graduate Student I1»e. 1985 Weekend 3 days of White Water "I um In tares tad in maintaining an efficiently operating Co-op while Rafting "Hot Persuit" (Strategic maximizing benefits for Co-op members through high quality service war simulation games), Beer. and purchasing discounts." Food, and outdoor Bands May 24 th - May 27 th. $89 includes everything Call Mike from UConn CHAN BOOTH Undergraduate 19C(. Ski Club for Details 486-5213 "UConn's Co-op Should be run within the best interests of its members. NOW. E4/I9 Through the Board of 'Directors I hone to put these interests into operation." Imagine Camping-Out and Party- BARRY DUPEN Undergraduate 1906 ing with over 700 College age people The fastest growing out- "I believe the Co-op has a moral responsibility to Charge less than door sport "Hot Persuit"(War commercial retail stores. It's high time the Co-op returned profits to games with capturing your the students." opponents flag your objective and guns loaded with paint pellets PATRICIA GINDHART ! .dergraduale V9GG your method of advancement). "After soe.iking with the student popul.it ion I rea'i/e there is

JOHN P. KNAPP Undergraduate 1987 Pre Vet Club Meeting Tuesday 4/ 'John Knapp is an organized and dedicated Individual who takes responsi- 16/856:30 pm S.U. 217. Elections bility seriously.

RICKY TREDWIN Undergraduate 1988 "I want to put the Co back in cooperative. Pick Tredwin will be your representative. .. he's her* tr> cooperate." Poetry in the closet? HUGH O'NEILL Faculty "I can supply the Co-op with energy, enthusiasm and expertise."

EDMUND MIERZWINSKI Munni 'In my first three years on the Hoard we've achieve.! a great deal. ..e can do more. N'.y experience in other co-ops will help".

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UMass (6-3) and tied with (1-3) dropped a tough three- and is closing in on the school off and when you finally get up By Jim Acton Yale hitter, 1-0. record of 11 in a single season to bat it's harder to hit the Sports Editor It has been the weekends Strong pitching and hitting LaPenta's current batting balL It's sometimes tough to where the Huskies (11-13-1) has been absent from average is .313. switch on and off between Everyone has experienced have played their best The UConn's weekday games The In the past few games the playing and sitting" that awful feeling one gets all-important Big East games Huskies will get a chance to junior fielder has been used as What the Huskies need the when he wakes up on Monday are played at this time-the break the jinx on these games a utility man, seeing action at most from LaPenta and the morning and realizes he has games that will eventually today when they host Boston first base, third base and left other offensive players is an entire week ahead of him decide which teams will qual- University (3 pm, J.O. Chris- field as well as his usual role of solid consistent hitting The members of the baseball ify for the Big East Cham- tian Field). It might just be a designated hitter. LaPenta Another athlete who has been team must have experienced pionships in ApriL UConn is 'new look UConn team that doesn't mind all the moving providing this type of batting this feeling when they woke 7-2 in the league and in first shows up for the non-con- around as long as it leads to a is Dave Ford Ford is currently up yesterday morning be- place in the northern division ference games this week UConn wia hitting a team-leading .326, cause it has been the week- The closest challenger is St "We're going to take these "I like playing the field and .483 in the Big East Against days where the Huskies have John's (4-4 in the Big East). three (weekday) games a lit- being where the action is," the Friars the senior first had their biggest problems The Huskies put even more tle more seriously and en- LaPenta said "Sometimes sit- baseman went five for ten in- winning games distance between themselves thusiastically," infielder Jerry ting on the bench cools you See page 11 It is during the week that and the rest of their division LaPenta said "In the past we UConn plays all its non-con- by taking two out of three haven't gotten keyed up e- ference games and where the games from Providence over nough for the non-conference Men\ women's tennis wins have been the hardest the weekend Just when games We need these games Since beginning their north- UConn needed it the most the to improve our record" ern schedule at the end of pitching staff put on a brilliant LaPenta has been a major teams looking for wins March the Huskies have gone three game display, holding reason for the Huskies week- 1-3-1 against non-conference end success He went four for by Kristen Kelleher gest possible team and also the Friars to just seven base the best pairings personality- opponents including losses hits and allowing just one run ten in the Providence series Staff Writer wise" Kirtland said "Now the last week to New Hampshire John Shea (5-1, 1.48) and with two home runs and four The spring tennis season (16-10) and Fairfield (4-1). runs batted in He now has has just begun and the UConn pairs are pretty well set and Mark Thalman (1 -3) both pic- have remained the same since UConn also dropped games to ked up wins while Scott Ryan nine home runs for the season teams are out to continue the strong play from the fall sea- the first match 1 don't see any soa Both men's and women's changes in the future" Today's match against Cen- teams finished fourth at the Big East Championships in tral Connecticut will be the November with the women's second match of the abbre- doubles team of Kathy Eckert viated women's seasoa U- and Marikate Murren captur- Conn won its first match of the ing first place at the Connec- year, 7-2, over UMass Coach ticut State Tennis Tourna- Pat Babcock has confidence in her team. "We are very ment Going into today's game strong in singles" she said against Hartford (3.pm, courts She added that although Central Connecticut has a next to Memorial Stadium), the men's record stands at 2- strong team UConn beat them 1. First-year coach Ben Kir- in the falL tland (who also serves as "They (Central Connec- hockey coach) looks for this ticut) are ranked thirteenth in the country in Division II this weeks matches to be tough but feels comfortable with the year," Babcock said "Next ability of his team to meet the year (Central's) whole athletic challenge "On paper we are department will move to Divi- sion I." very competitive" he said Last fall the doubles teams Looking ahead Babcock were often times changed named Providence College as the Huskies' biggest potential around in search of the best challenge UConn has com- pairings. This spring however, fhe teams are set piled a record of 13-5 since the UConn first baseman Jerry LaPenta (right) holds Hartford basemen close to the bag "I was looking for the stron- spring of 1984. in last Thursday's game (Mark Caswell photo). Mets and Cubs should fight it out for NL East title "Yup, each and individually," Little replied (as so many writers have already done) count the "Look at that he's writing it dowa" Carter blurted Cubs out Even if rookie shortstop Shawon Dunston By Peter Hisey in disbelief, pointing out a writer studiously taking doesn' t produce veteran Larry Bowa will be ready to Special to 77ie Daily Campus down every word "I think he believes us!" help out Ron Cey, reliable but unspectacular, will not The following is the third installment of a four part The two proceeded to wrestle each other to the embarrass himself and drive in his usual 90-100 series previewing the divisional races in major league ground swap hats and generally clown it up for runs baseball The final part will appear in tomorrow's the press. Elsewhere the Cubs are set Durham Sandberg paper. That loose approach— that the game was meant to Dernier and Dayett are all rising stars Matthews Like the American League East the National be fun—may help the Mets as much as Carter's con- Davis and Moreland are proven veterans League East is a tough division to call, although only sistent bat and All-Star defensive skills He' II also take The addition of Ray Fontenot improves an ade- the Mets and Cubs are legitimate choices The Mets' the pressure off youngsters Darryl Strawberry and quate pitching staff led by Rick Sutcliffe and Steve acquisition of Gary Carter may be one of the best Dwight Goodea Trout with big Lee Smith an intimidating stopper. trades in years He will give the traditionally weak- Ironically, some of the Mets' best young players The Mets, despite New York hype are suspect in hitting New Yorkers their first authentically scary will not play for the team this year. Marvell Wynne the pitching department so look for a very close race lineup in the franchise's history. More important his and Herm Winningham, both potential stars have between these two clubs. 'rah-rah' attitude unaffected friendliness and na- been traded Billy Beane a Dale Murphy clone The Phillies even with a healthy Mike Schmidt are tural instincts with press and fans supply the Mets remains at Tidewater until he can displace Mookie going to kick games away with defensive lapses. Jeff with that all-important intangible—leadership. Wilson or George Foster in the outfield From what I Stone and Juan Samuel will be exciting to watch ( both Much has been made about alleged clubhouse saw of Beane his time will come sooa particularly will turn 25 next December and are established offen- jealousies surrounding Carter. In an interview prior now that an attempt to make him a switch-hitter has sive performers) but the pitching and defense just to a pre-season game against the Chicago White Sox been abandoned aren't there Von Hayes though, looks like he's ready Carter responded to the charges that he was more Beane is one of the fastest players in pro ball, and at for a big year. hot dog than star— that he was in some way respons- 6'4" he combines power, contact and defense along The Pirates may surprise a lot of people The addi- ible for the demise of the once-mighty Expos with speed During a postgame interview, he seemed tion of Steve Kemp, George Hendrick and Sixto Lez- "I knew it was only a matter of time (before he was more interested in talking about punk rock (he'd cano along with Bill Mad lock's improved health will traded) when Mr. B( Expos owner Brontman) started spotted my Stranglers t-shirt) than baseball. give the Bucs some run-scoring capability—some- calling me "overpaid" Carter said "One guy can't "They've already told me Tm headed for a year in thing they sorely lacked last year as they led the carry a team—well, maybe if Td doubled my RBIs Tnple A" Beane said "It beats sitting on the bench, I league in pitching and still finished dead last Look for (106), we might have had a chance" guess." Jason Thompson to have a big year. As we spoke ex-teammate Bryan Little ( now with He resembles Murphy in more than looks and Montreal doesn't even look good on paper any- the White Sox) snuck up behind Carter and got a firm talent— Beane is one of the most pleasant engaging more and St Louis with the loss of Bruce Sutter and lock on Carter's ana young players around Mets fans will love him when the inexplicable reluctance to take a chance on "Boy, you must have hated my guts" Carter he reaches the majors youngster Vince Colemaa who steals bases at will, said Carter may make the difference this year, but don't are headed downhill fast