The UCSD Guardian University of California, San Diego/Volume 4(l, Numher 2/Thursday, April 1, 1982
Academic stress: there is help By LE LIE BOW "Stress is not bad".it pushes drink er, understand pro· learn to use time more df! mg. I t can be foru..,ed on living You've just turned out the us, it challenges us, it brings grammable calculators, wear a cientl .... , or learn sorial skIlls to Issue and how 10 copt.' with Iight at t he end of "one of those out the best in u . However, we polo shirt, study on unda, balance the "tud .. ," "a\'s Lane. them, and cI.' ervbod\''s faced days" and have entered the ca n become ovprloaded by put and party it up on Friday. You The counseltng "er\ Ices on \\Ith Ihat." All agree that the unavoidable nightly routine of ting unrealistic d mands on thtnk you shou ld be doing campus are located on the "'en ICes can onl\' facilitate a thinking before you I ep. ourselves and making assump \\ hat everyone else does or you ground floor of HL and ha\' person '. helping him elf. Classes are terrible, you're tions that increase stress are out of place. In living on satellite branches on each of Raphael says, "[ get the per"'on having trouble WIth your sui beyond a person's ability to campus with people your own t he four campuses. The cen to explore.,,[ am being a mIr temates, you haven't gotten cope. That's when you have age there is a definit pressure tral offIce has a three \\eek ror. [ reflect what the\' \ -e said any mail in week'. udd nly, burnout and are unable to keep to conform. waiting list for aplXlintmenl<.;, back to t hem and get' them to tear' are stinging your eyelids. thing. together," says Dr. Ron Giebink notes, "When [ go but at ea h indIvidual campus think about it." You turn and face the wall so Lane of the Muir College Psy into the dorms I fe I pres:-,u· YOU can lalk to a counselor your roommate won't see your chological ervice. The pres re ... everything's so jammed \vithlO a fe\\ days. Ob\l()u:-,ly Feeling sires. or depre ...... ion si llines. "Oh God I'm so sure to achieve keep u going, toget her - that' . got to cause <.;tudenh f el that theIr prob· IS not uniqu(·. what 1<; unique lonely," you think. But you but a one Muir freshman aid some stres .. " And if he feels It lems \\ Ith coping are serious I I he \\.1\ vou choose to han know there's nothing really in a re igned tone, "Some a a visitor, it's got to be real enough to discus.., with profe . dle It. Ali in all. failing your wrong with you - you're rea times it ju ,t eems everyone's for the impressIOnable student ionah., despite the stigma att blOl()g)' cla ... s is not going to sonably intelligent, not bad just out for the grade." When who has not vet had his indi ached to coun.e!tng. There scar WIU for life, neither i looking, and you and several you think that you can't ke p \,iduality stamped on him. "eem to be a dIfference of breakIng lip wilh Karen (or friends are going to TJ this up with everything, that pro [rene, a chemistry major, was optnion concern 109 counsellOg :ue or John or Jack . It i, up week nd . So what's the fe 'sor are unrea:onable, or studying in a near empty HL at t he separate offices. Giebink to you to recogni/e t he ~ource<; problem? that you're just plain ·tupid, it on a aturday night. Isn't approaches his ca..,e.., in the of t he pres. ur·... I hat cau ... t: "Life," says Dr. Phil is easy to imagine you ar there a stigma attached to light of serious p..,ychot herapy ..,trcss and explore areas that Raphael of the Third College alone. Yet everyone feels the studying when no one else is? He e:t i mates t hat some 40 per help yOU relieve It, whether It Psychological and Counseling pressure to ucceed. The dif "Everyone from my little sis cent of the "tudenh m am' be by setl ing nev,,' academIC ervices, "".Fears are univer ference lies in how people ter to my best friend has been gl\en cla's come tn for some prloril ies or "omet hing a ... "im· saL" If you think you're th choose to handle it. "The suc telling me I shou Id get out kind of counseltngwlthm their pIe as findtng an adequate only one who feel isolated , ces ful student will not allow more. I was made to feel guilt .... four year. at L'C D "When a ...houlder tel crv on . When vou confused or depres ed, you're the stress to get them down to about that...but It'S really you-r person comes here It I.., almo~t get down to it. 'there's onl\' ~me f1a.t tering your. elf with the point where they will leave choice." a statement thai I do ha\'e a person who can solve !tfe; Itt· untquen s . school. They will keep . lug Lane comments, "A per on problem': tIe problem~ , As Raphael says, UC D is a fairly large uni ging away." says Lane. who is subject to conformltv Lane at MUIr gIves t he opin "It'" Ven" eas\ to sa\ 'the versity into which you, the Common gripes include pressures may have grown up ion, "Counseltng doesn't have ans\\ er is within \'ourself ..' lowly undergraudate, are "There's nothing to do" and "I feeling like they need to win to be problem-oriented in the The fact IS the -ans\\ er i: dropped along with hundred can't meet people on this cam people' apprO\ al. They judge sense of psychological hang· \\ Ithtn your"clf The que .... tlon of ot her . The academic stand pu .. " In an in stitution with their self worth by other peo up. but it ran be problem solv- is, 'can y~)U get to the an wer')' ards here are high. Competi 10,000 students it i ea y to ple's reacton to them. At this tion i ' keen . Living on campus di . olve into them and become age it's common because many you find your elf surrounded ignored. Your life is in a lump student at this point may not by your peer , immersed in a becau e you're so busy you have a trong sen e of individ 24 hour a day social situation don't have time to do the uality yet to know what they with every minute a Ie on in thing' you like with the people want." Raphael ays, "If their gelling along with people. It you like - they're all bu y too. roommate are invol ved in var seems you have the right to "UCSD is uch an unfriendly ious kind of intimate relation feel depressed. It would be place, I can't meet people or ships and that per. on n ver abnormal not to feel 0 ial and make new friend ." Dissati - has (been ), often times that academic pres ure once in a faction grows and you blame it person will feel t he need to while. But what happens on the ·ystem. "That kind of either begin to engage in those when tho e "once in a whiles" feeling is almost univer ai, kind of behavior. or a need to occur more and more period." says Raphael. " ome imply that they do. (People will frequently? p pIe feel that it's very diffi ask) 'You don't like to be It is important to r alize cult to make friends here: 'if I enf,aged in intimate relation where the problem is coming go S0 m where el e I can made ships? What's wrong \\'Ith from. l ually, you don 't have friends.' That may be true, it you?' And, given that, it does to look very far. may not be true. But [ think put a lot or pre sure on a per "Th major pressure is the the first thing a per on has to so n."to conform. Wh at \\e try pre:. ur that you put on your look at is,,. them elves. What to do i find a way of dealing self for academic perfor we would do is help that per with those kinds of conflicts mance." says John Giebink, so n find ways to overcome his that is comfortable." director of Psychological and shyness or this fear of meeting o when you feel that Counseling ervices at UC D. people and begin to utili ze classes are too much to handle Certainly everyone feel s that behaviors which could maxim and people are getting on your current of competitiveness ize meeting new people. Basi nerve. , what do you do about that run through the lecture cally what you're talking it? "I try to swim e\'ery day," hall right fore a mIdterm. about is taking rio ks. " says one Muir freshman. "[ You look . teathily around the Well, maybe you feel you do call home" or H[ confide in a room wondering, "Doe. he meet a lot of people. rn fact, you good friend, it helps just to know something about Varia think there are too many peo talk," say others. There are tion of Parameters that I don't? ple. You've 10 t your individu lot of ways to d al with Why does everyone look so ality becau. e c1asse are too stress." ome need to learn to calm? Am r the only one here large. You wonder if you are relax, to balance their life with gelling a stomachache?" deviant because you do not recreat ion . Others need to
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The UCSD Guardian Oliphant Pacific News Service Reagan budget amendment close to approval
Opinion By MARY ELLEN LEARY and the largest deficit budget on Wa shington. committee chairmen have ration of natIOnal Income so Pacific News Service ever - a deficit nearing $1 One arm of the pincers blocked the way. they cannot grow faster than SAN FRANCISCO - Lo tin trillion - is an odd time to approaches this fiscal change The fa. t-movlng threat of a the total economy. ThIS UlIsigJred editorials represl!llllhe opiniOlrs o/Ilre editorial board 0/ The the clamor over tax cuts, press for an irrevocable cap on through a succession of state state-mandated constItutional guarantees to the' pm,ate UCSD Guardiall. The editorial board is composed 0/ Peler Morlell$enalld military spending and New resources available to legislative resolutions calling convention is expected to force sector that It shall not be Paul Farwell. All olh er articles ill /Iris sectioll are solely Ih e opinion o/Ihe Federali m, the real center Washington. But advocates of for a national constitutional congressional action on the eroded further. wriler. and do lra/llecessarily represellt/he views 0/ Tire UCSD Guardiall. piece of President Reagan's the amendment, including the convention. Its purpose would amendment. A convention, Language in SectIOn 2 of the ils editorial board, its adr'erlisers. or th e Regellis of/he Ull iversity 0/ plans for reshaping the federal president, see advantages to be to bar future federal deficit which would require coopera propo ed amendment asserts Co li/onria. government is quietly movi ng their cau e in t he current spending and to put a limit on tion from Congre s, never has that total federal receipts toward reality. fiscal crisis. revenues the government can been used to amend the (taxes) In any fi scal year shall The Reagan-supported The birth of this campaign, coll ect each year. This Constitution since the initial not increase by a rate greater Letters to the Editor campaign for a constitutional as far a President Reagan i movement has garnered drafting in 1787, and Congress than the increase of national amendment to cap federal concerned, occurred roughly support from an odd is not eager to allow a income in t he previous pending and taxing now is 10 years ago. As governor of assortment of politicians precedent now. Summoning calendar year just three states short of the California, Reagan personally including at one point the citizens for a hot at The. TU's goal ha been a Reagan's devastation required two-thirds majority. sponsored an initiative at a frugal Gov. Jerry Brown of redesigning even one lIttle balanced budget With no Its progress through state special 1973 election which California. Brown hasn 't segment of the ConstitutIOn IS deficit. ThiS IS set out In Editor: teenage pregnancie and the legi latures has largely been proposed fixing a limit to mentioned it lately, since hi viewed in Washington as an ect IOn I of t he proposed The results of the first year pushing of a n ti-abortion eclip ed by the more California's year-to·year tate US Senate race require invitation to havoc - a giant amendment. ft calls for a of the Reagan administration legislation through Senate controversial fate of another spending increases and careful adherence to Democra· Pandora's Box warming WIth congressIOnal "statement " are beginning to be felt. Every committees have occurred too Glen and Shearer proposed constitutional freezing expenditure in the tic party principles. every single-issue advocate each year of anticipated day I either overhear or easily , and may be only the c hange, the Equal Righ ts state budget to a fixed port ion So far, w.ith mo t recent and special-interest faction. receipt s and anticipated participate in a conversation first restrictions of personal Amendment. of all California's p rsonal action by Alaska. 31 states Instead of inviting this outlays - and requires them in which some aspect of freedom . If the majority of But many observers agree income. The aim wa to keep have called for aconstitutional mischief, Congress prefers to balance. Deficit spending Reagan policy is decried (of Americans that the polls An 'apple' for schools that passage of the Balanced government from encroaching convention to take up this what has become the beyond this Inttial statement course none of the participant indicate are in favor of Budget / Tax Lim itation further on the pu blic's purse. issue. Washington state, customary amendment would be allowed only upon a admit to having voted legalized abortions don 't make Constitutional Amendment Though the voters rejected it , Kentucky and Missouri now practice: a two-third ' vote in three-fifths vote of Congress. RepUblican). Most often their feelings felt, their WASHINGTON - Steven sales of $335 million) would out twice as many engineers as appears far more certain than this was the harbinger of the are locked in debate over it. each Hou e, referring the The ·tark reality of the Reaganomics and military complacency and ilence may Jobs is again grabbing probably end up ahead. their US counterparts. the apparently doomed ERA. 1978 Proposition 13 tax Only 34 states are needed to matter then for ratIfication by pre ent alarming defiCIt. involvement in Central be interpreted as approval. headlines, this time with an Though congressmen "We're having a big problem The proposed amendment rebellion. This, in turn, mandate a convention. two-thirds of the states. Thl though unmentIoned in the America are criticized. With It would certainly be a offer to put a personal clamor about deficits, many get ting kid to study mat hand wou ld put an end to deficit triggered parallel tax The second arm of the move can foil a convent ion call. proposal, is recognized. The these pressing thoughts, some tragedy to wake up one day comput~r - free of charge - aren't distracted by the $20·to science," contend Rep. financing of the federal reduction moves or restraints pincer is Congress. Duplicate For more than ix years amendment would make an very important threat of the and find that many of our in each of America's 75,000 $30 million in potential Fortney H. Stark (D·Cali f.), a government and impose a lid on government pending in language for a constitutional organized proponent of curl:>!' exemption to the prescribed Reagan administration are individual rights have been public elementary and Treasury 10 ses resulting leading co·sponsor of the on the rate by which federal numerous other tates. amendment has been intro on government have toiled to "balance" to allow paying off often overlooked, ones that are curtailed. I hope the result of secondary schools. from the so-called "Technolo· "Apple bill." "If a tax break spending grows so that it Today the arne conserva· duced with 60 co ponsor on contrive just this pincer force past debt s. of particular interest to the upcoming congre sional The 27-year-old co-founder gy Act of 1982." At last count, helps to stimulate interest in never outruns the pace of tive economi ts and moneta· t he Senate side and 170 on Congress. Key groups are As the bandwagon of younger America. elect ions will reverse this of Apple Computer. Inc. says 43 House members had signed tech nology an d tech nica I national income. These two rists who fa s hioned that cospon. ors in the Hou e. The the National Tax Limitation support for the amendment The "squeal" rule that may trend. he wants to help schools their names to the legislation. education, then it' a good restrictions would impose unsuccessful 1973 plan for Senate measure, already Committee and the National has gamed momentum. cores cause many unnecessary Paula P . Seller address a nagging "computer Given reductions in federal aid investment. " monumental changes in how California, led largely by Dr. passed by the Judiciary Taxpayers' Union (NTUl. The of leading theoretiCIans and illiteracy" problem among to education and scientific Indeed, relatively few school Washington works. They Milton Friedman. have Committee last May, is first is close to President politicians have taken up the young American. He's even re earch. some sponsors districts have made much would be, in fact , the real masterminded a pincer move expected to come up for debate Reagan and is led by his former public battle, pro and con. willing to give up $200·to-$300 believe Apple's apparent effort to integrate high cornerstone of Reaganomics. guaranteed to focus national and a vote thi . spring. Action aide, Lewis K. Uhler. Its prime Totlceably absent from these Hassles with math million worth of new "Apple altruism is the sort of technology into their Some observers believe that attention in 1982 on the drive on the House ver 'ion will not objective IS to confine ranks. however, has been Irs," each with a retail value corporate behavior that needs curricula. According to a a year of worsening recession to impose just such a formula be 0 wift, since liberal government taxes to a set PreSIdent Reagan hlm~elf. Editor: go through this? of about $2.495. to be encouraged. survey pu blished last year by It would appear that this Why not just open more There's a small catch, of Others will simply endorse the National Center for school should change its sect ion and math classes to course. Job want Congres to any measure designed to Educational Statistics, only y tem for adding math begin with? Since almost give his company - or any counter the threat from one in four public schools classes. I have never been able everyone attending school other so interested - a America's high-technology keeps a micro-computer for Germain's Country Deli to obtain a math course here mu t take math, why charitable tax deduction of up competitors. As "Zero Sum" in tructional use by students; straight off, always having to have so few cia e? It just to 30 percent for the donation economist Lester C. Thurow nearly one in five lacks access proudly presents cra h cia ses wit h hope of doesn't make sense. Oh well. of high·tech equipment to of the Massachusetts Institute to computers of any ort. being admitted. Now I no ee you at the registrar with public schools. With the of Technology s uggests, Meanwhile, says Andrew R. Excellence without exorbitance longer worry. Everyone who your add card. inevitable promotional gain, Japanese product. are better Molnar, a program director at crashes, seems to get Apple (which had $39.4 million engineered than our own the National Science Founda· admitted. Why force people to Phil Archbold in net earnings last year of because Japan's schools churn please turn to page 6 Cafe Gerntain's A Different Angle Wine Bar Where one can find an excellent Studying for finals the western way Wine Bar, Pannikin coffees, By TIM PICKWELL but the beautiful redhead talks study for the blgone-ourLit phors, the imagery. the vacation early. On Saturday Modern Music My friend has a strange way the gunfighter who's lost his test Saturday. My friend was mood.... Much better than we walked over to our to study for finals. He reads nerve into tying his guns on reading something, it had a Milton." professor's office to pick up sumptuous light cuisine in a Westerns. Two, sometimes again, and then he tames the fierce looking Comanche on "See you in c1as ," ] said our tests. As we passed three orfour a day. Zane Grey, town and saves t he farm." the cover. turning away. "And good luck through the Humanities progressive atmosphere Frank O'Rourke, Louis I arched an eyebrow. "How's going?" he drawled. - I think you're going to need Building, he tried to convert L'Amour. Any thing with asix· "Well, something like that," "Fine. But aren't you even it. " me to his way of studying. gun and a girl. He claim it he said. "After a while they all going to study for Lit He laughed goodnaturedly. "Look," he said, "I made it relieves the ten ion of finals sort of run together." He put tomorrow?" **** week. "Some people watch the book down. "] read this one through finals week. Everyone "And get uptight?" He else was jumpy, breaking out, T .V.," he told me, "I read during Fall finals anyway." looked incredulous. At one minute past the hour Grand Opening and getting ulcers, but not me. we~terns . It makes me forget "How do you do it?" I a ked "But," I tried to hammer my friend walked into class. No sir, I was calm and cool. I the pre sure of all that him. "Most people study all orne sen e into him, "it's 50 He had a couple of blue books studying." day during finals and you wal ked into each final fresh as percent of our grade! Fifty in his hand. He took t he essay a daisy, and came out smelling Today "What studying?" I asked never evpn open a textbook." percent! You ' ve got to study!" question from the profe sor, like a rose." him. "You never study. Every He grinned. "My intelli· "If I don't know it by now," and winked at me. "Piece 0' time I'm reading Byron, you're gence. brains .. . " he replied, "I never will. cake," he said . We came to the prot's door reading Brand. "No, the truth." Beside, this is literature." He A couple of times during the and searched in the stack for Thursday, Aprtllst Don't Miss It! "Exactly," he said, "and So he told me. "Most people tapped his paperback. next three hours I glanced over our blu e book . look how uptight you are, and get so tense during finals. their I snorted. to where he was sitting. He Here's mine," he said. "And 9:30 • Mldnlght In the Gym how calm I am." stomachs turn into little "No. it is," he insisted. was writing furiously each just like I to ld you," he turned He had a point. 0 I left him billiard balls. But not me. I "Listen to this: 'Morgan's gun time. to the back of his essay, "I got a $2.50 Stuffed croissants, artichoke & duck pate, to his cowboys and Indians, relax. take it easy. Life is too was booming methodically, Maybe, I told myself, he - WHA T!" He shrieked and salad I11C01S , onion soup, ratatouille and went to cram for Calcu Ius. short to waste time worrying and every shot fou nd a place in really does know the stuff. dropped the book. He turned after pm April It was Tuesday. The next day, about a final." his ample target; but none of it Maybe he does have the right pale and slumped against the $2.75 5 1st deli IOU de serts two hours before our math "Sure," ] said, "and how do seemed to trouble Ernie idea. wall, moaning softly. I t hink final, I found him in the you do on these te ts?" Crouch. Bot h guns lifted Over t he break I thought of he fainted. library, feet propped on a desk. " Invariably well," he irrevocably in hi ham fists my friend occasionally. It was The hall was quiet. 4'30 )0:00 Mondc1 Y Thur day He wa reading The War OJI bragged. "Everyone el e in a and both guns went off once odd how he could loaf through Carefull y I looked around. I 4.30 !2:00 FnddY & Saturday Charity Ross. class is so choked up with each, before Crouch finally finals week while many were picked up his book and idly "I'm coming to the good worrying, I just saunter in, UCSD Student/Staff/Faculty ID required at tilted like an axed redwood in misery around him. Perhaps leafed through it to the la t 325! Holiday Court, SUite !03 part," he explained. "The evil relax, and breeze through." tree and cra hed to the earth I was jealous. People always page. A big, red F was inked Box Ottice. Everyone subject to search at door rancher is trYIng to pUSh the "' .... '" with a blow that seemed to seem to resent those who are into the paper. Below it the 455-1512 East of EI Tornto m VIlla Norte homesteaders off his graze, shake the town.' " My fri end enjoying t hemselves when professor had left a small Sponsored by M.U.N. The next time I saw him had a far·away, hazy look In they themselve are suffering. comment. Tim Pickwell is Sports Editor was Friday in the Humanities his eyes. He sighed. "Now Wa. that what r was doing? "Bang! Bang!" it read. "You for The Guardian Library. I had gone there to that's Writing. The meta· My friend came back from flunk." The UCSD Guardian Thur"day. April 1. 1982 4 School KICK INTO SPRING QUARTER apples IDEO GALLERY The UCSD Guardian Page 7 ;R('or!'orated I continued from page 4 Paul Farwell, Assoc. News Editor April 1, 1982 tion here. Great Britain plans News AKIDO I --UCSD Campus Special to have equ ipped each of it 1st. Meeting 4/1 Rent a video cassette recor~er ar:d 6 I schools with a micro-computer I movies for the weekend (F nday mght - by the end of this year_ The I j apanese and French, among U CSD Doc is hopeful in Senate race TTH 5-7 Wrestling Room I Monday morning) for only: others, have also made a national policy of computer education. By NICK HANNA the incumbant Republican and a teacher and a scientist; the performance of your oppo and my Wife haVing worked Gather a G!o~PO:f Friends and I Unfortunately, Steven Jobs' Staff Writer William Craven. about two-thirds of the budget nent William Craven? here for ten years. r think I do_ The following is the trans goes towards medical care and Kripke: I think that Senator L-----Split the Cost!! ___-l offer to put an "Apple" in For the pa t ten years, Dr. The second thing is energy and I every US elementary and Daniel Kripke has bt.'en one of cript from a Guardian inter education, which is where I'm Craven has not been a very interest. The squeaky wheel Hundreds of Movies to Choose F_rom! I secondary chool doesn't begin t he most respected and view with Kripke. an expert. The leading edge of active senator. It's very hard gets the grease. If a state sena Body Heat * Rich & Famous * Excahbur Guardian: What convinced California's economy i high to say exactly what he's done tor from this district i WIlling I to address two pecu I ia rly admired member of the you to forego you r medical Richard Pryor's Live In ~oncert American problems: a UCSD community_ He is cur technology, since I understand for the district; certainly he's to be heard repeatedly advocat I shortage of competent math renlly an associate professor career and enter politics? computers, electronic, and done very little for UCSD. He's ing the needs and interests of I *full line of blank tapes and accessones Kripke: I think we see that I and cience teachers at every of psychiatry, as well as physi biotechnology; I underst and done very little for the high please tum to page 9 *video cassette recorders and camaras by Panasonic, educat ional level and the cian and researcher at Univer events are taking a very sorry the areas where California's technology indu trie that I Zenith. Sanyo & RCA. I outdated nature of math and si ty Hospital. turn in our community and in economy has to grow_ represent the economic future *Atari & Intellivision Video Games science curricula_ the country a a whole. We Guardian: What do you see as of the di trict. Early in March, however, have to have a government the mo t important issues fac I Stark and hi s fellow Dr. Kripke decided that he Guardian: Do you feel that R.A. &143 VIII" L" Joll" Drive that makes wi er decisions ing Californians, and in partic 1 congressional computer buffs would be of greater use as a you will be bet ter able to pro EARLY WEEK (L, JolI" Vdl,, ~w S4uare_ and that provides better lead ular the people of the 38th tect the interests of UC D I may require Ap'ple - if the state senator, where he cou ld ership_ r didn't feel that J di trict? SPECIAL L"IlVl'l1ll·IlC.- CCfllt'r. near I company doesn t volunteer - employ his talents to preserve than your opponent? hassle S,IV()ll) 450-1554 wanted to sit back and watch Kripke: The most important Kripke: Sure, since UCSD is I to provide teacher training in and enhance the quality of life things go from bad to worse_I Thi Monday, the dean of Rent one Movle._.Get One Free Opcn M()1l Fn issue i empleyment Unles the largest non-military :0-71 return for any favors on the for all Californians_ felt that I wanted to stand up we improve employment. Third College, Beverly Varga, Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday 0 S,1I :05. Sun :02 tax side_ employer in the district, It'S overturned t he selection of He announced that he will and do something about it. nothing else in our economy, in clearly, then, an important I Video Gallery Club Members ~IDEO GALLE~! , ,,,, "",i Without adequate prepara be a Democratic candidate for Guardian: Do you feel that Third College' RAs for next tion. however. we're fooling our equal opportunity, our duty of the district tate ena the 38th senatorial seat. The the role of technical speciali ts social services. our education year_ Her decision wa<; made I.-c .... ~~ ....~ ....~~~ ....;:;;J ourselves to think computers tor to try and help UCSD _To because she felt that minority 38th district stretches from in government should be or national security can go do that, first of all, you have to alone are the simple an wer to Pacific Beach to Oceanside, enhanced? well. -tudent had not been given more high-minded foreign understand the campus_ Hav represen tat IOn _ H Istorica lI y. including UCSD_ Kripke: Sure, I'm a doctor Guardian: How do you view ing worked here for ten years competitors_ Jobs' "Apple give Dr_ Kripke is running unop Third College ha.. alway away" smells of a pork barrel po ed in the june primary, but trived to repre'ien t the as long as the US lacks a in the general election faces interests of It students. coherent education policy However. ' everal ThIrd programmed for the computer College st udenls feel that thIS age_ deci sion is totally against t_he Health principles for which ThIrd College. a college born out of The UCSD st udent ~' mterest In ha\ ingan Sciences lmpact on their educatlon, I~ Guardian all about. A CLASS ACT E\'er since the beginning of CAMPUS f!.ECP.EATION x40.37 ------Coffee Hut, 8-016 Ihl \'ear's R_A. selectIOn SPORTS / FITNESS Deportment of Physicol Education MISCELLANEA to be cut La Jolla, CA 92093 BY HENRY CH LMAN process, students and college Sacramento Corre~pondenl G.lTing Srarr.d - CONDITIONING I AERODICS YOGA. 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ClOSS ing graduate and health scien impartial re\le\\ of their CO!.! : ( 'ooll 10 De purchased by Sfude()1 nO' ""all<,ng Jagging lea,n ,he prrnClplel of fe. CONTI~UING YOGA ces enrollment by ] ,355 over creden tlak On a student R,A. Included In clo,)" fee EDITORIAL 'OII, ry and OE'fobtc exer(l~ wrwE' yOu morlvore ew o)()na) odvont.ed "ona~lons. of 010 Of"f=' ~ four years highlighted a search committee compri"ed each orner ,n Ttle Quesl tor 0 fll phySIQue ond oddlflOf 01 wor, on breaThing pro\l,dp IDA Wed 6-6pm $20 EDITOR: Peter Mortensen. ASSO CIATE NEWS EDITOR: Paul Far budget hearing in the Assem of eight student!'>, three' were IDA M W 5-6pm ~14 rh( e Nhl J'" 'he bO~ICJ wlrh addlTlono' CAlliGRAPHY welL PORTS EDITOR: Tim P,ck FlllIOS TRAINING & NUTIlJTIONAl m 11\10'101 Leorn 'he orr of beau"ful willing Including rhe bly Wa ys and Means educa students of color. Anuro Galvez Man6·8pm il6 welL ARTS EDITOR: Andrew COUNS£UNG OOSI( ITolI( alphabeT and appllCOJ.on on Keeler. SCIENCE EDITOR: lion subcommittee recently. Third College de~ ,n Be\ erl) A rorol f"ness program Inctuolnq dev€t'lopmenr pOllCo,dl nore~ elC Ca~ ' of suppllel ema Thomas Urbach_ COPYREADERS: The subcommittee decided Varga ha-, gi\en ThI rd College of on Indlvlduollzed !rOlnlng program and nun IDA Tues 5-6 Japm ~ 14 Chns OSlerwalder. Jenifer Warren 'lanai counseling EmphoSls IS on developing STAFF WRJTERS: Michael Ahn, to defer discu sion and action "tudents until thl" TUt:"da\" to orhlerlC oblilry 10 tTS maximum porenrlal Allison. Paul AmbrogiO. TIm on most controversial Uni ver ~, ) Iut\(m CPI\ An elghr hour (Ias~ an cordia Scali offer an equitable to wheTher you re a recreallonal arhiere or a tu August, Joe Falletta. BIll Fish, David DANCE pulmonory resuKltOllon cavennq sit y budget items - research the ta-.k of offering R'\ rure superSlor Individual phYSICO I prof ties ,n ()J all I:>osrc vana' ,onl of CPI\ maurh ro Flaum. 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Then this energy ent a lecture on vernal pools. shallow, poorly drained sItes in the Un'ted States. Can· * Add an H P Thermal awarded a $1.2 mi ll ion con can be harnessed and con given by Mitchel Beauchamp, depressions on some of the ada, I raq. Africa and Australia Printer/ Plotter to give you hard tract to TRW, Inc, of Redondo verted into electricity for our a well·known botanist wh me as in San Diego County, and have acquired al> many cop), graphics capabilities. Boring! Beach, to participate in the homes. has led the drive to save San Plants and animals particular namel>: mlma mound. hog Diego's vernal pools, A special to vernal pools move rapidly wallow, prairie mound, pimple And this isjusl I he beginning. HI' conceptual design for a fusion The Laboratory, TRW and photographic ex hibit of vernal through their reproductive plam and gilgal (from the Au~ i" committed to future Hp·(L reactor. the electric power the University of Wisconsi n pool photographs, taken by cycle a the pool~ dry, From tralIan aborigine word for a Ilroducl s. plant of the 21st century, are working together on the Fusion energy, the thermo· $3.1 million MARS project Michael Evans, will also be on fairy shrimp to theendangered small seasonal water hole). nuclear reaction that drives which is managed byCarl Hen· display that evening. mesa mint, one can Set th Ticket· to the lecture are$3 Get involved with your the sun and the stars, may one ning and Grant Logan of Primarily a spring pheno· changing parade of animals in and reservations can be made 100/0 DISCOUNT on any &]~:~I<~:6 menon, vernal pools are uni· t he pools a they begm t hei r by calling 232-3821, ext. 203 community and campus; day be the energy source that LLNL. Of the $3.1 million dol· Calculator and Computer with powers human society. lar project, $700,000 were allo improve your scholastics and While scienti ts at the lab cated to Wisconsin University. work to develop fusion energy $1.2 million to LLNL and the Public talk on jogging injuries nt I.D. for commerical use, this new most recent award of $1.2 mil· social life, and meet the people 20-month project, called Mir lion was made to TRW. ror Advanced Reactor Study Understanding and prevent orial Hospital's FoundatIOn. Jolla. The third speaker. Mike in UCSD's largest organization. The contract with TRW is Two orthopediC surgeons. .... ·.. ·.... ·w · (MARS), will provide the con an attempt to involve industry ing running injuries, and new Le\'a". IS part of cnpps Mem James P. Blasingame. M.D ceptual design for a tandem in the commercialization of a trends in treating these injur' onal Hospital's Health and Fit ies will be di scus ed Wednes and tuart C. Marshall. M.D., mirror reactor - a fusion fusion reactor. Three other ness Program. HI~ talk Will power plant. day, April 7, at 7:30 p.m .. in and a registered phy 'ical ther focus on flexibility as related major corporation will be apist. :\1ike Levas, will speak. A major approach to har working with TRW. They are University Towne Centre's to human performance Alpha Omicron Pi , Sigma Kappa, Dr. Blasingame Will addre~s nessing fusion power, the tan General Dynamics, which Forum Hall. The program wIll be high dem mirror i being developed The talk. entitled " Insu foot and ankle disorders while lighted v,lth lides and i~ open and Delta Gamma are lool~ing helped de ign the large super· Dr. Marshall will tackle dis at LLNL. This experiment conducting magnets for the rance for a Healthy Life to the public WIthout charge. uses magnetic fields to sustain Style," i the t1l1fd ofa six-part orders of the knees in running. No reservations are neces!:>ary . for new members. Lab's tandem mirror experi· Both doctors are on staff at the fusion reaction. Theway it ment. Ebasco, archilect and Science Medicine Health ser· For more mformat Ion please ies sponsored by cripps Mem- cripps Memonal Hospltal·La rli~ HEWLETT works is that magnetic fields engineering firm that will call 457·6892. ~~ PACKARD prevent the ions (fuel of the design the facility, and Science reaction, usually deuterium Application . Inc., which will Call Susan Frank at and tritium) from touching the design the computer, program· vessel walls. which would cool ming, and control aspects of K ettenburg Marine them down. Instead, the ions Salk presents series on evolution the reactor study. ~ 450-0429 are heated to very hot tempera ELECTRONICS ture - 100 million degrees The study is expected to be The Salk Institute I spon semmars are open to the topICS on early man and e\'olu 2810 Carleton treet for information! Centigrade. The hot tempera completed in September, 1983. soring a Thursday afternoon public. lion an t heorie~. a n Diego, CA. 92106 ture (which increases the The Lawrence Livermore seminar series on human evo· The-~emmar,.; are to be held velocity of the ions) increases National Laboratory is admin· The ·peaker". hallmg from on Thursda\ afternoon,., at (7 14) 224-8211 the probability of the ions col istered by the University of lution. The talks will diS CUSS such institutions as ('C. Har· ·too p.m. at the outh BUlldmg liding with one another. And California for the Department current research. and though vard. ColumbIa andJohns liop eminar Area of the 'alk when the ions collide. they of Energy. not directed to t he layman, the kins. WIll discuss a \'anety of In~t Itut e. Apnl29 ApnlB PSR offers talk on arms Dr. Alan Walker. Department of Lell Ik Donald Johanson. Department of Biolog) and Anatomy. John" Hopkm .... Anthropology. (IC Berk ele~: Recenl Cnlver"lt\' :,chool of ~Iedlcine: Earl\' ••USN race and health care dL~col'eries bellring Oil mall's ('1'Ollllioll. man.' hi~ {Iil'! alld dl~U/..'iI:'i . April 15 Ma:-: 13 The San Diego Chapter of stein College of Medicine. and UP Physicians for Social Respon Member of lhe Board of Direc Dr. David Pllbeam. Department of Dr. Jared Dlamund. Depart ment of sibility will present a program tors of the Ph} sicians for Anthropology. lIar\'ard niver'lit)" PhY"iiology. (IC Lo~ .. \ngele .... : entitled, "The impact of the ocial Responsibility. Pre·hominid emilllioll. pe(lal iOIl . Don t neglect your dental healthl arms race on health care servi· The program L free to the Keep current With complete dental services April 22 Ma) 27 ces." Speaking will be Dr. Vic public and will be pre ented al available on campus. Including examlnillions. Dr. Ralph Holloway, Depart ment of tor W. Sidel. professor and 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 2 at Dr. tephen j. Gould. Department of cleanings. fillings. extractions. and dental Anthropology. Columbia University: Geological clence. Han ard nn Come and Join the Professional emergenCies Siudenis and spouses only; Chairperson of Social Medi· the Fir t Unitarian Church. t: er • student rates. cine at Montefiore Hospital 4190 Front treet (across from Insights illio Ihe e1l0(ulion of Ihe bruin sity: Emllliiollary Iheorv and hUll/an 'Organizations Assoc. in celebrating: Medical Center. Albert Ein· University Hospital). from Ihe sludy 0/ endocranial casts. orig/ll~. UC San Diego Health Center Dental Group For appointment call 452·2080 Monday-Fflday B.OO a.m .·4.00 pm at the UC San Diego Health Center Chicano Studies Program Courses for The Christian Science Organization at UCSD ir.vites Spring Quarter you to hear a free hour-long lecture on Christian Science entitled 13 2 The Ch icana 1558 Social and Economic Gina Valdes History of the ou thwest Course Code 9 358 Richard Garcia T -Th 2:30·3:50 USB 40 50B Course Code 9361 Melting r---"t:xploring the ---, A critical perspective of the Chicana's T·Th 1:00·2:20 APM 2313 Pot past a n d present role through an The course will consider the significant Unlimited Dimensions exploration of historical root ' , social trend in Mexican-American history reality and literary expression. over the pa t ] 00 years in the Southwest. Special emphasi will be of Spirif' 199 Independe nt Studies placed upon primary documents Various Instructors relating to Mexican-Americans in by fndividual guided reading and re earch economic and social in titutions. projects . Betty Ann Ridlev I C.S. ...------Are You Interested.------..., of Oklahoma City, Oklah oma Student Center Hump In The a member of The Christian Science Board of Lectureship NOTICE: Chicano Studies Program? 1) TG's now start at 4:00 pm ... As A Major? ... As A Minor? 2) Bring your UCSD student/staff ID card Then come by the Chicano Studie Office for Mrs. Ridley will speak on Wednesday, April 7 S ..i1e _" E,.joy Every A.S. PrograMI advising and more information. at 12 noon in the fonnaHnfonnal lounge. Revelle Campus. Please join us. This Event produced It directed by the 243 T hird College Humanitie Building. x2136. 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We were both acting like a couple of This is thefirst in a series ofarticles exploring below·ihe·border, ... because she feels physically threatened by him . high school kids. It was stupid," he said. 0( sporting activities which appwl to UCSD students who live for the Spring Quarter. ~ According to Monteverde, Uribe's demand The Guardian was unable to reach Uribe for their lives in pursuit of excitement, action and a good time Q stems from a confrontation the two had during comment by press time. come to the Z For More Info: CALL ~ the Redlands Tournament March 12 and 13. Vanessa Davis, Triton catcher, says the rest 0( Monteverde says Uribe "lambasted me and of the team witnessed the outset of theconfron tat ion when, "we saw Rita verbally assault Black Pre-Law Student's ..I insulted me as a coach and as a person." At one BY BILL FISH 0( Troy Sears 455-6780 point, he says he told Uribe, "If you were a guy, Dan," but was told by Monteverde to go on S tall Writer u z I'd deck you." ahead while he and Uribe talked. Davis says the " Racquetball," deCIdes Bobby." you have to compare it Seminar o c He says he immediately realized what he said team is " 100 percent behind Dan. to any other sport, it's probabl tlike racquetball." (/J Chris Ambrose 755-8808 <: and ran after Uribe and apologized. "Rita thinks the team is behind her but she's [n less than an hour, Tracy t Moore(or Bobby, as his - Black Lawyers to -c " It was a stupid thin~ to say. I'm not tbat wrong. She's had trouble gettin~alongwith the name appears in the program), face a 150 mph blur. [t is c:: kind of person. I wouldn t have hit her even if rest of the team. She wouldn t show up for something he does six days a week, 50 weeks a year. It IS a discuss opportunities. > she were a guy. It was said in a moment of practice or Casino Night (a team fund raiser). living. It is called jai alai. r- frustration, of anger. She wouldn't warm up with the team before a Commuting to Tijuana from hi home in Impenal Beach, "I knew my actions were wrong immediately; game." Bobby takes the floor of -the 2000-seat fronton nearly every All girls interested can join in the fun en "The players don't feel threatened," Monte 3: night along with 30 fe llow ~/lJ tart. Using a rock-hard rubber verde said. "I don't get that feeling from anyone ball approximately the izeof a ba eball but three tIme a . by being a el e on the team." heavy, the pelotari, or play , are armed WIth only helmet Tuesday. April 6th, 1982. Women fall to USD He ay he felt the incident had been straight· and ceslas. LITTLE SISTER 3: ened out after he apologized to Uribe. A cesla is a handmade, L- haped, basket·struct ured object, 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. c:: as Polk's arm goes "We were happy. It was high five after a big usually custom-made with a glove to fit the nght hand of the (/J -4 play, hand s haking." pelolari. (Due to the design of the court, the game is not ... Mandatory meeting Thursday, April 1 st. c:: He says the " bombshell" was dropped on him s uited for left-handers). North Comerence Room u > two weeks later when Uribe went to him and 0( r- By JOE FALLETTA The goal of jai alai is to catch the ball, or pelota, with the ... Senior Staff Writer told him s he was submitting a letter to Athletic cesta, then fling it against a wall in uch a manner that the z Blake 4 lounge: 7-8 P.M. For More Info: c:: The last half dozen or so games finally caught Director Judith Sweet demanding Monteverde bounce is impo ible for the opponent to handle. o Z up with Triton oftball pitcher Dawn Polk yes either re ign or be relea ed . If s he did not obtain Players come in all shapes and ize . In a sport requmng C For further into, call Ken Overton u CALL terday as UCSD lost a heartbreaker to the Uni action from Sweet, she would see the chancellor both strength and agility, doub!es'team generally con 1 t of rn versity of San Diego, and then ee her lawyer, he ays . ..I :0 8-6. an agile front player an(f a bigger, stronger player 10 back. at x2573 or x6708. 0( Steve Tisi c.n "There's been a lot of pressure on Dawn," Monteverde says Uribe offered to play out the The more agile pewta,." usuaUy fare better mmgle ' :z 755-8808 -4 Monteverde said after the game. "She didn't re tofthe ea on buthetold her she houldquit competition. o > hold up as well as she has in the past. he' if she indeed felt threatened by him. Knowledge of the individuals who compete ma~ he found Sponsor: Student A11innative (/J Z tired; she's pitched all our game (s ince star " I as ked her, ' Do you really feel threatened by in the evening program, which proves to be indL pen able to a:: C Rita Uribe left the team)." me now?' She aid, 'I felt that way then (at the Cormnittee I.IJ the gambling spectators. Although the game is exciting 10 Action 0.. Watch for upcoming events. -Z The young freshman who stepped in as UC' tournament) but I don' t feel that way now. it elf, the sport, even at this pr()fessionallevel, would never ~ number-one hurler pitched her way oul of trou· '''I don't think it 's beyond the realm of po si· con i tently attract fans were it not for the betting incen ble in the first two frames, setting down USD bilities, though,' s he said . At that point, I told tive. As a spectator's sport, the real thrill of jai alai i. LEADERSHIP SOCIAL AWARENESS SCHOLARSHIP scoreles with the bases jammed. UC's bat her, if you really feel that way, you shouldn't gambling. then came alive in the home third as the Tritons play on the team. You can't play for a coach you imilar to betting at the track, the gambler can opt for scored five runs on four hits. feel threatened by." either a win, place or show bet. He al 0 may decide to try for a Jan Martin led off the inning with a walk. Monteverde termed the incident "the biggest richer pot bv bettinIJ a quinela or an exacla. The maximum HA ~ASTERPIECE. Leigh Ann Layton advanced her to second with coaching mi take of my life." bet i f,2 (an especially nice feature for tbe poor college rGiiiii.opiNiliG' a well-placed sacrifice and lead-off batter Polk He said he did not want to ee the incident I strongl)l suggest you catch tudent who worries about 10 ing too much). was hit by the pitch and took first. become a "big is ue." .., .... "". ThetimeUmit forwageringi et at eight minutes, but the 'Marl'a Braun'" -..~nd (JIlt' • \ dlU£t' \ I PACIFIC DANCE CENmR 1 Vanessa Davis, Kuuipo Rossiter, Jill Keene "People go to court when they both ay, 'I wise better'Waitl for the odd to tabilize, knowing that the I PAM '1'] IOMPSO~ , Director I andJulie Spatafore all teed off with solid hits off don't care; when both sides refuse to give in . I clock will be re-set at least three times. (The odds have a a USD starter named, ironically, Uribe - no didn' t say that. I apologized to her. She didn't tedepcy toc~dramaticall y because of the relatively few relation to former Triton Rita. apologize to me, but then I didn't expect any Spect3tors). "AN EPIC COMEDY AND A I ~e\\' Home of'La .Jollu .Jazz-Tup, I [t looked like the Dawn Polk s how from the from her." A the bell sounds and the fir t two team ' begin, (the ROMA TIC BALLAD. Pacific Beach Dance Center third into the fifth as she set USD hitters down He said he will not resign as coach nor will he teams are rotated in, Josers departing and winner gaining a Mr. Fas~billcl('r '.\ mmt perfee d ) I I in order in the third and walked one in the let the matter upset his coaching. He aid he point for each victory), fan cringe at the edge of their eat·, reali~e d l·omed,· ((l clale ... fourth. knows the mentality i not in him to phy ically shaking fi ts, jumping, yelling and drinking. Long rallies Hallna ~l' h ,,·gullu '\ performance I Saturday, April 3, 1982. I In the fifth, Polk walked three and gave up threaten anyone. and great catche drive fan wild. i.1 sweet, In ugh , brilliant!, two runs on one hit. Coach Dan Monteverde ''I'll never be that kind of person. And if I please turn to page 20 complex .. ~ / , l e ndid ancl 1:00-2:00 pm Lecture/ Demonstration please turn to page 19 re igned, I'd be admitting that 's my character." Illvstcriow . 'THE MARRI AGE pill OF MARIA BR AUN' REMI N D~ I 2:00-7:00 Free ~Iaster Classes I US OFTHESTILL IMMEN SE ,------, ' ...... , POSS IBILITIES OF MOVIE,) I 1: 00-2:00 P~J Leeture/ Dell1onstration I • ~-----~------~ MADE BY ,~IA TERS." 2:00-:3:00 I'~J Free Beginning Tap ~lusler Cluss (Adult) Studio 13 SEA DEUCERS • 2:00-:3:00 I'~J Fn.:e Bcg.-A(h-. Beg. ,Iuzz ('Iuss (Adult) Studio A I • SNOW SKI/RJ.S.C. T 15 4·1 f) 1'\1 Free I nter/.\cl\·. Tup CIass (Adult) Studio A a THE 1st. Club Meeting • "Fassbindt'T\ 'Bl ue Angel:" • Free Inter/Ad" . .Jazz Cluss (Adult) Studio /J.-nill.' ". '1111 II \ II'" .,-, r I :3:15=4:15 P~I B I DOCTOR Wed, 4/7 • 4: 1;;-;;: 1;; 1';\1 Frec Tap and , Jazz C luss (8- I] yrs) Stuclio A I Ree, Conference Room 6pm • Meeting I 4:1;;-;;:1.::; P;\I Free Inter/ A ..... '01 "Oil ,um 01 ("LL If'llfOaMATION TOOAl' 1 Wednesday, May 5, 12:00·2:00 p.m., ALL POINIS 'RAVEL (9161 ln7141 Wednesday, March 31, 12:00·2:00 p.m .• .Conference Room, BUlld,ng 402 Warren Campus; PO 80x 1269 Novodo ("Y CA 9S959 Conference Room. Building 402 Worren Campus: TRlLA TERAL RELA TIONS BETWEEN MEXICO , GREA T BRITAIN. AND THE UNITED U.S.· MEXiCAN ECONOMIC RELA TIONS: PROSPECTS FOR CONFUCT AND STATES. COOPERA TION. Speaker: Lorenzo Meyel', Director, Program in U.S.·Mexican Studies, EI Coleglo de ,------,....---, Speaker: Jo_ Lui. Beraal, Deputy Director of Bilateral Economic Relations, Mexican Mexico; historian; author of Mexico and the U.S. in the Oil Controversy, 1917·1942. Ministry of Foreign Relations. Wednesday, May 12, 12:00·2:00 p.m" FALL ROOM DRAW I SUMMfR SPf:CIAL I Conference Room, Building 402 Warren Campus' Wednesday, April 7. 12:00·2:00 p.m., AGRICUL TURAL DEVELOPMENT, URBAN TRANSFORMA TION, AND OUT Mesa Apts. - 1982-83 I HATf PROGRAM I Conference Room, Building tW2 Warren Campus: MIGRA TlON FROM MEXICO 'S CITIES MEXICAN POLITICS AND THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 1982. Speaker: Gue'a"o Verduzco, Professor of Anthropology, EI Coleglo de MlChoacan, Speaker: RIIf.el Sqovia, Director, Center for International Studies, EI Cole91o de Zamora, Mexico. I Mesa Apts. - 1982 I Mexico; one of Mexico's most distinguished political commentators. Wednesday, May 19, 12:CXJ.l :00 p.m., DEADLINE: Friday, April 9, 12:00·2:00 p.m" Conference Room, Building 402 Warren Campus: APPUCATION Dt:ADUNI: Conference Room, Building 402 Warren Campus: MEXICO'S AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT STRATEGY: SOCIAL AND Friday, April 9, 6:30 pm I I ADMINISTRA 170N AND POLITICS IN CONTEMPORARY MEXICO. ECONOMIC CONSEQUENCES OF AL TERNA TlVE POLlCY CHOICES. Friday, April 9, 6 :30 p.m. Speaker: Romeo Flore. CabaileFO, Secretary of Public Education, State of Nuevo Speaker: Nicole Ballell!lel', Tinker Foundation Visiting Research Fellow, Center for At The: I Leon, Mexico; historian; author of Desarollo historico de la frontera entre Mexico y U.S.·Mexican Studies, UCSD. I Estados Unidos (l976) and His to ria de la administracion publica en Mexico (1982). Residential Apts. Office at the I Fulbright Border Lecturer. Wednesday, May 26, 12:CXJ.2:00 p.m., " Residential Apts. Office Conference Room, Building 402 Warren Campus: 9224-8 Regents Road I Wednesday, April 14, 12:00·2:00 p.m., Conference Room, Building 402 Warren Campus : U.S.·MEXICO TRADE RELATIONS: U.S. GRAIN EXPORT POLICY AND MEXICO'S I 9224-B Regents Rd. I HOW MEXICAN MIGRANTS USE INCOME EARNED IN THE U.S.: POLICY ON JOINING THE GENERAL AGREEMENT OF TARIFFS AND TRADE RECENT FINDINGS FROM ANA TlONAL SURVEY STUDY. (GATT) . Speaker: CeMI' :zazuet., Director-Tecnico, Centro Nacional de Informacion y Speakers: G.e'a"o del Cutillo, G ...."o Vega, M ...... RONrio Bal'~, Inter· Information and Applications American Foundation Visiting Research Fellows , Center for U.S.·Mexlcan StudieS, UCSD. l!1formation and Applications I Estadisticas del Trabajo, Me)(ican Ministry of Labor. at all I MEXICO: THE POUTICS OF DEVELOPMENT at all I Tl-RJrsday ·Friday, April 22·23, 9:00 a.m.·5:oo p.m., AND UNDERDEVELOPMENT Resident Dean's Offices Regent Room, Hotel del Coronado, Coronado Island: Pollllcal SCience course 1348 (course code 8255). A survey of the MeXIcan political .." • it Resident Dean's Offices I MEXICO AND THE WORW: A BJNA TIONAL CONFERENCE ON MEXICO'S NEW operates today; how the state has shaped Me)(lCo's social and economic development; the poIiticaaf 01; I ROLE IN THE INTERNA nONAL ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL COMMUNITY. Me)(ico's new foreign polICY. Speakers: 30 leaders in the governmental, business, journalistic, and academic Tuesday Thursday, IO:()()'ll :30 a.m., TUi 109. Questions? I QUf:STIONS? I communities of Mexico and the United States. For pre'reglstration, call x4503. Professor Wayne Cornelius ..-.____ 4_5_2-_2_9_52 ____ ~l_,...._,....~~~~~!.,.... __,....J 20 The UCSD Guardian Thursday, April I , 1982 Thursday, April 1, 1982 The UC 0 Guardian 21 Ne you reacty? The Muir Sem~Forrnalls Rmmate wanl~d ' To share house onw Lrg C02 Incubator, assorted centrifuges, coming! Sat., /'IfJr. 17 lit the Sea World rm, jaCUZZi. Ocean lM:ach, $200 'mo + vacuum pumps, & pumping stations, stnp PlI\Iilllon. For S4 you can listen to Jotokyo utJtes. 223-9030 ( or 223-3557) (4/ 1) chart & x-y recorders, electronics & Jai Alai and dance all night. Tickets at /<10M. InstrumentatIon. Lots more. 578-9729. (4/1 5) The Mull' Semi-Formal is coming. (4/ 1) Classifieds Don't miss the KSDT Giveaway at the TGIF Porsche Turbo, less than 2500 miles. ThIS continued from page 17 this Friday, /'IfJril 2nd. Be there to win!!1 wanted essentially brand new 930 Turbo was (4/1) warehoused two )lears, has every extra, Bobby. who 'eems to have Sat., /'IfJr. 1 7 at the Sea World Pll\li"ion. including sun roof. The car Is absolutely established himself as a crowd Tickets lI\Iailabie at MOM for $04 . (4/15) Don't miss the KSDTGiveawayattheTGIF announcements like new, custom brown metallic nnlsh favorite in only one year as a this Friday, /'IfJrll 2nd. 1M: there to win!!! WHITED: Concemed citizens who value Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Rocky (4/1 ) with light tan leather $59,000 or best life. GROUND ZERO Is neili'. PI~ase help pro, feel s the pressure. "Any Horror Picture Show In the Gyml (4/1 ) offer. Call 276-9500 weekday<>. ( 4/ 12) Don't miss the KSDT Giveaweyatthe TGIF out. (4/19) 1M: part of a ~, growing women's time you have someone bet on Attention Summer Interns: If you are this Friday, /'IfJrll 2nd. 1M: there to win!!! ROD STEWART & STONES PHOTOS great you," he says, "there's going to planning on receiving ACADEMIC CREDIT sport. Women's Ultimate Frisbeel Meet Spending money! Stud~nt mother seeks ClOse-ups, reasonably priced color (4/1 ) reliable, caring IndMduaI for after for a summer Internship through ASlO, Ing Thurs., April 6, Warren East. (4/12) school memories. 753-2899. ( 4/ 1 ) be a lot of pressure." Don't miss th~ KSDT Glvellway at the TGIF dhlld care for 1 6 yr. old. Uw:s WIthin please contact ASIO WMEDIATElY. We Today Is the last day to apply for Revelle this Friday, /'IfJrll 2nd. Be there to win!!! walking distance of campus. Child naps have a designated number of students Resident acMsor and resident intern Being one of the few Ameri (4/1) in the afternoon soalrsquletforstudyln. who may obtain academic credit and poSitions. Pick up a referrlll slip from the can pelotari, Bobby was born Appf'ox. 12 hI' /Wk @ $2/hr. On campus they well be assigned on a nrst come, student employment otnce and bring It Don't miss the KSDT Glvellweyat the TGIF and learned to play jai alai in call 133-3356 days, 45~5929 eves. first served basls.ASIO Is above the game to the residence halls otnce In Blake HIIII. this Friday, /'IfJril 2nd. Be there to win!!! services Cyndy. (4fB) Florida, an area where the room In the student center. 452-4689 (4/1 ) (4/1 ) (415) Part-time sales person for an actIVe, busy sport is mo t popular in the Presnant? Free professional counseling Tuition increase got you down? Ne natural Shoe & Oothing boutique in U US. He believes only 15-18 This Is GROUND ZERO! Can you afford to and servtces. San Diego Pro-life league Increased school costs causing you to UNWANTED HAIR REMO'i£D PERMANENT App. 20 hrs/wk. Must be flexible. Blrken miss it? 4/19 - 4/24. (4/19) 24 hour hotllne. 583-UFE, 941-1515. look for better paying surrwner wor1< than lY near campus La Jolla Village Profes Ironlons exist as part of the stock, 454-7577. (4/ 1) Dine and dance at the Hotel Del Coro (4/1) Su the Brllve Mysterious hero you had last summer? Do you also need sional Center, 8950 Villa La JollII DrlYe, enormous MGM Grand "resume" experience? Then check out WANTED - People uneasy about the nado on MlJy 1st at the Warren Sem~ dhallenge the Evil Usurper, Battle the SUite 116(}-C, call for /'IfJpl 453-7040 complex. our summer work program. To be cons~ nucleat threat. GROUND ZERO is coming (6/ 3) Formal. This Is one Ml1y Day you won't Hideous sorcerer and rescue the lus dered you must be hard-working and BABYSrTTER NEEDED. TUESDAYS 11 :3(}- forget. ( 4/B) cious virgin. 'ihe Sword lind the SOr Another American. Miguel Independent interviews are /'IfJrll 1st 5:30. EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. CALL 481- Typ ing, fast, accurate, reasonable PIck cerer," /'IfJr. 21, Mand. Aud. (4/15) Arteaga. (he i actually half Interested In radio? Come to KSDfs and 2nd only. Call 27b-7555 soon. (4/ 1) 7421. (4/8) up and dellYery avaIlable. 271-0383 Orientation Meeting Tuesdey April 6, 6 FANTASY - Epic, mysticlll or 5eXUIII "The (6/ 3) TYPING - IBM - 2 experrenced Science majors: 510 285 Marine 8io Slbjects neecled for perception Basque), attends Southwest pm, at I(SDT (located in the Student Cen Sword and The Sorcerer" has It all, A first e:xper~ Chem is offered this qUllrter to under ment $4/hr. Call AJynn at 453-4100 ern University. His powerful ter). Everyone Is Invited - come get run motion picture soon to be released typists - edltlng/ specralizlng 10 RUSH grads. The class ISsmall and mig times are x224. (4/12) Invotved! (4/5) nationally. Sneak Preview Wed. JOBS, 453-0656/ 452-1588. (6/ 3 ) handshake verifies his pro 4/ 21 8 nexble. lnterested?Call 510 at 452-3206. Is a life of physical, mental, and emo lind 10 p.m., Mand. Aud. Only $1.75. Women softball players for Intramural fe sion . His right forearm is Deadline is FrL /'IfJril 2. (4/1 ) Typing. Familrarwrth studentfonnal Fast, tional stress and limitations inevitable for ( 4/1 ) The AOPl's and the SDSU TKE's are coed team. Call Joe at 222-3346 or Mar1< built like a lead pipe from years at 271-1634. ( 4/1) accurate, reasonable 271-0383 ( 6/ 3) of training and playing. today's college student? Come hear Ibooking fOl"Mlrd to meeting all rushees about the alternatives In a free lecture at tonight's bart>ecue. See you there. Exceptional typing - ali kinds. Super IBM on Christian Sdence entitled, "Exploring ( 4/1) housing III. Corrections, spelling, nearby Fast ser "Training," explains Xavier the Unlimited Dimensions of Spirit." The vice. 45(}1138 (6/ 3) Warren Students! Need money for edu Arregue through an inter· lecture will be given by Betty Ann Ridley, for sale cational or cultural programming? Get it TypIng, low student rates, fast, accurate preter. "consists of three years C.S. of Oldahoma City, Oklahoma, a from the Dean's Programming Fund. Call member of The Christian Sdence Board S19O/each. 2 people wanted forla Jolla La Jolla 454-6860 M-F, 9-5/ 435-6391 of daily practice." Arregue. a Felipe at 452-6717 for details. (4/5) Eves, S+S . Pro-Type. (6/ 3 ) former player himself. serves of lectureship. The lecture will be hefd in House. ~ block from beach. Phone 45~ MlJttress and box xpnng. Zueen SIZ~ , stili the Revelle Formal-lnformal loungeat 12 Warren Seniors!! You could be the stu 9830. (4/1) in carton, '>YOrth $«5, saaince 5145. dent speaker at the 1982 commence -TYPING BY DOT, 18M, Fast, elCPCrt, reaso as the referee and coach. He i noon onWednesd,,-,/'IfJriI7. Sponsored Rmmate wanted: To share room in 274-9275 (4/ 1) ment! Interested?? Ca" or stop by the nable. Research papers & others the inlendente, who originally by the Christian Science Organization at condo near carrpus. $160/ mo. plus utlls. Warren College Dean's OffICe for details, Old bike, dirty but wones fine. $25 cheap! Nearby, M-f, 9--4 452-0237 ( 5/ 13) UCSD . (4/5) Includes pool, jacuzzi, racquet and ten became interested in the game 452-4731 . (4/8) Catl Dave, 453-5384. (4/ 9) Help for fingers, overeaters, and btnge nis courts, 2 lakes. Dale after 8 p.m. 483- because of an uncle who PoIit!cal Sdence Student-Faculty picnic For sale: Srrith-Corona manual typeWT ~ vomlters. Call 455-9419 (4/ 19) GROUND ZERO! I Get Involved. It may be 0234. (4/5) played professionally. Only re on Sat. /'IfJrll 3 at Mission Bay (Bonita our only chance. (4/19) ter excellent condo 575; twin mattress, Cove) from 11 a.m. Free food and drink KIII'en's Typing Servtce, 481-0540, Quick cently retired as an active com 2 female roommates wanted to share bC»l springs and frame S50; bookcase (including beer), volleyball, sailing. etc. Warren Seniors! Want to speak to your qUIIllty work, reasonable rates. fast rev~ petitor, Arregue claim that jai master bedroom of Ig. house. Spring $35; 5 ft sofe $50. call 453-4501. ( 4/1) For majors and prospectiYe majors. claSsmates at the 1982 commencement? $Ions V1IIlatest IBM equip . Del Mar (4/ 1) quarter only. (4/1 ) UFT TICKETS - $5 off coupon for 12. alai careers generally span Please RSVP with Michelle before Friday, Contact: the Warren College Dean's Office for info at )(4731 . ( 4/ 8 ) Roommate wanted for La Jolla house, I Good thru 'B2 season at Goldmine Ski ECON·TUTORlNG ! Stop suffenng ove about 15 years. April 2 (so that we Icnow how much food Nea. 457-4367. (4/ 5) to order). If you need a ricle- or can giYe Attention Bands! S & 0 is a student block from beach. $190. Phone 45~ those Ec:on tests! This Is the easy way to a ride, meet at 10:30 on Myers Rd owned company interested in promot 9830. (4/ 5) 76 Capri 51,000 mi. great conditlon. get an A ! S7 / hr and wortf1 It! 488-40« be\INeen the Political Science office ing good music. We had p .a. ~quipment. 2,500 or best offer. Ront 43b-4641.( 4/ 5) Byron. (418 ) Bobby is just beginning hi s young mom wants to sublet coast apt ( 812 'lK) and the Chancellors Office. let us woril for you. Call Brian at 481- YNMHA STEREO for sale. includes: CA- for summer. call Susanne, 75~5405 . Autos delrw:red anywherl'. Door to door career. Whereas in Basque 8389 or Phil at 45(}-1323. ( 4/ 8) 5!1p1lner (no tuner); (B) belt (410 41011 YP-B2 service. Fully rnsured. American Auto countries jai alai ha been (4f5) t. JoIIi V1'lIgc Tcnnil alb 2 drive tumtable; NS-34-4 speakers. Three SELF-CONTROL. ~fyou find yourself being Rationing water. Be sure you know, bdrm 2.5 bath condo w/1 700 s.t-rpl. shippers. 225-0556. ( 4/1 2) played for centuries. repre overcome byweakness - hll\llng "butterf before the emergency arises, the years old excellent condition, 5450. Call Next: to pool, courts & jacuzzi. o.vner lies In your stomach" - sit down or amount of fresh water in your lifeboat. Frank any dey btw 9-9. 453-1855 or 452- senting "intellectual. moral retiring. Buy now & save rents. Owner Havrng a party? Then rent our 300 watt crouch for a few moments. This is a sure The seven men In a boat from the freigh 2521, M-F 9-2. (4/ 5) sound system to make sure no one can and physical excell en ce," and offering excel. terms. Best buy in town fire method to aid you In getting control ter Fogcutters r'I found only four gallons Old bike, dirty but wones fine. 525 cheap. it is considered an honor to be at only $135,000. call agents Ray or mIss it. Reasonable rates Call Bna n at of yourself. Fogcutters V, /'IfJrll 3rd. in ther breaker. Ave of these men never Call Dave, 453-«62. (4/ 9). 481 ·8389 or Phil at 45(}1323 (4/ 1) allowed to represent nations. Bob tic Financial. 27~1405 . (3/29 ) re~d land. Fogcutters V, /'IfJrll 3rd. Hexcel sIds, 189 cm brand new 5175. Ra~ Bobby sees hi sport differ· Our leaders s.ay we'll survive nuclear war (4/1) Female needed to share room in corn dhle boots, size 11 S120 Hanson boots, Tal ChI class: Tai Chi ChUlln IS a relaxing ently. " If there are enough shovels to go Hang Gliding! learn to fly on the silken pletely furnished condo near ure. Gar size 1(}-11 5100. Damon 453-6377 (4/t) meditative exercise that WI ll develop around." GROUND ZERO wants proof. sand dunes of Baja. Classes hefd Saturdey age, pool, Jacuzzi, washer/ dryer, TV, your nexrbillty and concentratIOn Mon & Going to Europe? '73 WI Camper for Wed 11 -12 noon begInning APnl 5 Call When asked why he con Don't you? (4/ 19) & SUnday. S25 for all day. 457-2858. stereo, near bus. $150 & ~ electriCity. sale, ~11y equipped for European trll\let. ( 4/ 12) The event of the year! The Warren 457-3860. ( -4/1) Den~11e 274-2871 for rnfo. and campus tinues to play, he shrugs and Muir Students - for a good time come Reslster~d In Calif, now stored In Bru!r locatIOn. ( 4/ 8) an wers. 'Tm lazy. Besides." to the Muir Sem~Forrnal at the Sea World College Semi-Forrnal is M6y 1 st at the Del Mar Bluffs. Condo 1 br, partially fur sels. Cheapest and best way to traw:1! Pavillion, Sat. /'IfJr. 17. Dance on over to Hotel Del Coronado. Tickets on sale next nish~d . $395. Pool, jacuzzi. 481-3725, Top condo Buy now, tl'llvel later. S3800 ~e conc!~ded. "it beats pump- MOM and get a ticket for only $04 . (-4/15) we~k. (4/1) 755-3785. (4/1) 452-0512. (4/ 1) please turn to page 12 109 gas. l ll il- i ~~ ) Mail lhis coupon and a check ~ 111:,./ or money order tor Ihe All' v t. lotol amount to 6J . , ~ Lite Beer T·Shirt Oller CINEMANIA ~ . ~ PO Box 1153 Weekend Original movie posters, ~ Milwaukee. WI 53201 lobby cards and stills. ~ ... ,. rO .'" 1936 to now Over 5000 " I'm a Famous Llle Beer Sports Drinker" T-Shirl ($500 each) S~t;A:S~ in stock and search serv- Small Large ice ava ilable. Friday April 2 MedIum X·Lorge Mon. -Fri. 2:15 - 5:00 Golf is BACK! Saturdays 9:00 - 2:00 Lite Beer Dlctronary T·Shlrl ($500 each) vs Point Lorna Co\lege and by appointment. Small Lorge (Quonlllvi Torrey Pine Call 223-1563 after hours Medium X-Large 12:30 p.m. FUN FUN FUN 3651 Voltaire In Pt. lorna Men's Volleyball vs CS U Long Beach Main Gym 7:30 p.m. Great Mexican Food Saturday April 3 (Sonora Style) Surfing vs UCI and Palomar A Chicken or Beef Oceanside 7 a.m. Enchilada or Taco, son Men's & Women's Crew 1981 San Diego Classic CONTACT LENSES Mi ssion Bay rice and beans. $4.65 UC San Diego 7 a.m. Summer Session SpeCial offer: Men's & Women's Track Soup or our famous Catalogs includes: vs USIU and Chapman Arc Available Co \lege $150 soft lenses - care kit Warren Field Salad Bar. follow up care all day and examination Women's Tennis ALL NEW NEW NEW! UC San Diego Summer Session Catalogs 8re now Extended wear lenses available vs Scripps ~8il8ble 8t the Summer Seslon Ollke 106 Muir Tennis courts Awarded 7 California Gold Administrative Complex (Chltncellor's C~) . Robert M. Heller, 0.0. II a.m. Medals, Holiday Magazine award Men's Rugby For further inforTMtion, or to receive a free copy of La Jolla Village Square Mall Bausch & Lomb the catalog, call (114) 452-4364. vs SDSU for food excellence. Lower Level softens and Muir Field 452-7374 supplies .v.llable I & 2:30 p.m. 22 The CSD Guardian Thul-sday, April I, 1982 The UCSD Disreguardian Page 23 PRESIDENT'S Skip Klassus, Sports Editor S~orts April 1, ] 982 UNDERGRADUATE ------FELLOWSHIP AluDlni, Chancellor carry pigskin hotne The President's Undergraduate Fellowship Program Competition for 1982-1983 is now open. This program is designed to assist No more "conference prepared statement, explained exceptionally talented undergraduate students to carry out c hampion s hips" against the move at a morning press Podunk U. or L.A . Baptist for conference. special studies and/ or projects under faculty supervision during the Triton In tercollegiate term time and/or vacation. Such projects may include research " We decided to reinstate the Department. UC D sports are sport of football (UCSD last and/or other creative activities. A stipend is awarded for each going big time. had a team in 1969) after initial winning project and is scaled to established need as reflected in Athletic Director Judith prompting from alumni and the cost of the project. Applications are available in your College weet announced Wedne day the chancellor 's office. The Student Financial Services Office in the Administratitive that the Intercol legiate need for a team definitely Department has adopted a exists. The university can Complex. The deadline for submission of all required documents new, high-powered football will be Mtay 14, 1982. only benefit from the program. The team will play recognition that a high-caliber the 1982 ea on on the NCAA football program will Divi ion [I level. but wi ll generate. " probably move up to Division I hv fall of 1983. Sweet went on to assure the DAVID JAY GAMBEE Sweet, rcading from a gathered coaches t hat no sports would be cut to make FELLOWSHIP room for football. "One of the attractions of UCSD drugs the program," she told them, COMPETITION New Triton head football coach Clyde Slively and four of his top recruits. SJively refused to "is that it will not cost the release the names of the players but claims " there's plenty more where these guy,; come out a win Intercollegiate Department from." He also boasts, "No other college coach thought to recruit these guys." The David Jay Gambee Fellowship Competition for 1982-1983 is any money. Alumni and the By GUNAR SVIKA now open. David Gambee was a Revelle Student who was killed chancellor's discretionary Swedis h Correspondent fund should cover every in a traffic accident just prior to the 1978-79 academic year. A In a surprise upset victory thing." fellowship fund has been set up in his memory to assist over the University of West Defected Yugoslav play ballfor UCSD undergraduate students to carry out special studies and Virginia, the UCSD Drug team The athletic director gave the program her whole projects in Student Government and/ or ecological values garnered the national cham Women's Basketball Coach "Lydshy's one of the unstoppable from five feet pionship in the NCAA Drug hearted endorsement. Judy Malone has announced a greatest player in the world," out. " clarification. Such studies and projects may include research finals in Berkeley yesterday. and/ or other creative activities. The program requirements are "I have been assured by recruiting coup. She has the coach explained. "And Blokova is al a a deft pas er UCSD scored a near perfect signed Yugoslavian national even though she is 27, she still the same as for the President's Undergraduate Fellowship Clyde (new Head Coa-:h Clyde and the coach hope to utilize 296.4 points (out of a possible Slively) that his team will be star Lydshilla Blokova to a has four years of college her rebounding and passing Program Competition. Applications are available in your 3(0) in the compulsory rounds one to be proud of. He has four year scholarship. eligibi li ty." skills to install a ta t break college Student Financial Services Office in the Administrative of paraphernalia repair and promised us a winner in his Blokova defected from Malone plans to redesign her "With her reboundmg, the Complex. The deadline for submission of all required documents s ubstance sorting. In the free first season, and a national Yugo lavia two months ago in offense to accomodate the ot her girls can relea e up-court will be f.NJy 14, 1982. routine, the four member championship in the very near a harrowing journey through high-post scoring threat. and we will be able to run ."--""'='~ team, composed of captain For Additional Information, coli: future. " the s now-bound Bulgarian "We will still use Pauletee more. She ha uncanny THE CRAFTS CENTER Dirk " Shroomo" Levens, Alps. After seeking asylum in (guard Paulette Parker) as an accuracy on her outlet 452-2021 Eddie " Addict" Bilger, Dave "It will be exciting to play Italy, Blokova traveled to the outside scoring threat, but pa ses." "THC" Kirker and Walter teams like USC, Oklahoma United States, where she met everyone else will concentrate The following I a bnef "Burnout" Siegel, shroomed and Notre Dame. I foresee a Malone. on getting the ball to Lyd hy." intervIew with B!oko\a. out under black lights to the great rivairy developing Maione, coming off a 9-i6 After seeing Blokova play, Guardian: What made vou ou nd of Jet hro Tull's "Cross between UCSD and San Diego eason, was ec tatic over the Malone i convmced that once chao e L'C D? . Eyed Mary." The free routine State." acquisition of the 7'2" center. he gets the ball. "she IS B1okova: Want to pla~ for carried a degree of di fficu I ty of Coach ;.A 'lone. 3.4 under FDA-approved Drug G: Why did you defect' Regulations. The judges B: Want to play for Coach awarded the quartet 288.65 M'lone, EARN OVER $800 points for a combined team 'No comment (sic)' G: What do you plan to total of 585.05. The non study at UC D? :e partisan crowd responded by B: tudy? AMONTH. m throwing nickel and dime bags BY .JlM SCHUTZ really trying to make a move bartender threw her out G: What particular cia se of hash onto the arena floor. After the second consecutive toward the better life with immediately. do you plan to take? en The Uni versity of West Vir "tJ week of negotiations, sports more class and prest ige," 0, will Ted remain a hold B: Cia ses' ginia team, their closest com caster Ted Leitner is still a hol Tuck said. An unidentified out or will Channel 4 gi\'e him G: Do you think your lack of AND OPEN THE DOOR m petitor and winnerof the event (') dout from the Channel 8 News caller to the UCSD Guardian hi show, allow him to dre English will hurt you TO ATOP PHONE X-2502 for the last six years, was elim Team's off-season. The train confirmed Tuck's analysis like a clown and continue to let academically at UC D? -l> inated from the competition ing camp, located in Newhall, yesterday by claiming to have him make ridiculou com B: Want to play for Coach ENGINEERING FUTURE. when, during their free rou California, has been going sold his two-car garage in La ments about sports? M'lone. r tine of free basing, the entire about business as usual Jolla to the portscaster. -N team caught fire and disap throughout the ordeal. Leitner is being represented peared running out of the Leitner's demands before by two West Coast sports m sports facility. returning to the lineup are a agents, Tony De Marco and Iowafigures in surf-fest How many corporations would be willing to pay Said Levens on UCSD's follows: 1) To change the title Howard Slusher. "The situa -z REVELLE impressive victory, "The four to Ted Leitner's "Let's talk 'til tion has gotten quite out of BY STEVE WELLS you over $800 a month during your junior and of us have trained so hard for I'm blue in the face" show; 2) hand," an interpreter for De The UCSD Triton urfing With midwestern flooding, the senior years just so you'd join the company after (') this. We never would have 45 minutes of sports commen Marco said today. "Ted really team, unimpressed ~ith the condition have been excellent graduation? Under a special Navy program made it without the aid of the tary and the remaining 15 min 10 t some votes of confidence competition in NCAA Divu;ion along the shores of the Des o Chem Stockroom staff in USB, utes to be divi ded between when he idolized Howard III , has opted to take on more Moine Ri ver and the team has we're doing just that. It's called the Nuclear c: or the guidance given us by news and commercials; 3) Cosell during a recent tele izable opponents within Div- been getting m regular prac Propulsion Officer Candidate-College Program. JJ certain administrators in the Instead of interviewing semi cast, " De Marco' continued. ision I. The Tritons' first Div- tlce ses IOn in the local urf en bOOk Co-op Chancellor's complex ." retired football player from "How (Slusher) and I can't get ision I challenge is t hat Coach Zechariah Hayduke. And under it, you'll not only get great pay during m In the individual competi the Chargers, Ted wants to Ted to back down on his insist perennial powerhouse, the who i rumored to have never your junior and senior years, but after tion held Tuesday, Walter Sie interview himself at least ence of having a gold micro Iowa State Uni versity Hawk· worn a pair of Vuarnet sun graduation you'll receive a year of valuable grad -I gel took second place for hi s twice a week; 4) To continue to phone while the others have to eyes. The team clash today gla e, said. "Our boys '1I m attempt to ingest more smack wear more silly clothing with shout the news." in Iowa surf. whip yore tails clean back to uate-level training that is not available from than has ever been success out any flack from the front For the remaining crew in an Dee·ago, if'n we get the any other employer_ >< fully consumed. He recovered office; 5) And finally, a $20,000 Newhall, the camp has been The spunky Triton hould hogs slopped first." Ludd rep- -I Located near the Revelle Cafeteria from his coma early yesterday pay raise to move his belong quieter without Leitner. Two pose a formidable challenge to lied "cowabunga!" Coach Hay If you are a junior or senior majoring in CD morning in time for the team ings out of Horton Plaza into a a-days are finally over and the the Iowa team. Acce to ocean duke mentioned the possibilit y events. seems to be a major factor, . b f f ' 'f math, engineering or physical sciences, find out OPEN WEEKDAYS better residence. team begins its rigorous make robably in UCSD's favor. The of a victory y or elt I the o The team will fl y home from Without Leitner. Channel 8 up training on Friday. Allison P Tritons' VW bug runs out of more today. And let your career payoff while o Berkeley tonight without the still looks st rong forthe season Ross, the other half of the co Triton are also cou nting on gas in Missouri. still in college. REVELLE Book Co- op works on a consignment basis aid of a plane. and hopes to replace Ted with anchor, has refused to peak to the ability of freshman sen a- The surf.fe t proml e to be en (when your books are sold - you're paid) a " ... more co lorful and intelli reporters for fear of being mis tion Brad Ludd , now in his a toss-up. The Triton are . For more inforlnation, call the Naval M~n " gent sports program that quoted. All question and fourth year with the quad. banking on greater overall doesn't make s tupid com When asked what he thought expenence, while the Hawk agement Programs Office at: answers must be written on of t he Hawkeye team, Ludd ments while on the air," a bul cue-card for Ro to answer. replied, "Oh wow, breakers eye are cou ntmg on the fact letin from the news station When asked about her feelings 293·6691 WI' 11O"f'.I/y do" 'I rare if four to five, that's 0 hot." that U D's team ha never Y ON rf'CYclf' Ihi. po/>u or stated. for Ted ' campaign, he wrott' surfed a river before. "01. Vet era n broadca s ter back, "no coment (sic)." One mu t never di count The Triton ' next scheduled Michael Tuck, co-a nchor, has A poll recently conducted by the prowe of Iowa tate, match is again t the Nebra ka been the team's spokesman the Guardian showed that however. Athletic scholar Cornhuskers next w konour and silent leader from thc only one out of 15 people inter hip have been a big plus for very own Black, ' Beach. a.p. beginning. '" think Ted is viewed upported Ted, and the the Hawkeyes in the past. dothing is optional. - . The UCSD Disreguardian Page 24 Joe Mahma, Arts Editor The Arts April 1, 1982 Elvis Presley to play at next TGIF Also six kegs of beer and pizza B MORTIMER FABRICATE In a move to quiet cntlcs expected for th King's con who have complained that the cert. The program board wili entertainm nl at the TGs is be ready, they have already boring and predictable, the purcha ed six keg of beer and Associated tudent an Square Pan Pizza wi ll be on nounced today that the late hand. You mu st have ix valid great £ Ivis Presley will play at ID and a igned note from this week' TG on the hump. your parents to drink. AS programming honcho In conjunction with thi Adam Forre t said, "We feel announcement , ace promoter very proud and fortunate that Marc Geiger revealed plan tl' Cecil Lytle performs on s tage as Ge ne Simmons of Kiss (left) and relaxes in his office at UC we were able to get this fab u bri ng a uper tar concert ser • « lou performer to play at ies to UC D. With the likes of LTC D." Thi program i Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison ex pected to be very expensive and t he Beat Ie , Geiger hopes and rumors ha e it that this these hows will bring atten Lytle reveals other self will drain the A budget until tion totheever-growingUC D 1991. It I ' expected El vi will music scene. "Also, we hope to By JOE MAHMA tion to Chancellor Richard 'immons- Lytle discu. eel the play mostly old material. He have an tn-store promotion at A rl ~ Editor Atkinson, stating that he has beginnings of the group: "We wa unavailabl for com ment. Assorted Vinyl and get the stu UL.SO Music Department decided to devote all his time to were bored with the music A crowd of over 600,000 is dent body in volved." he s?id . Chairman Ceci l Lytle tunned bot ter Ki 's' sagging career. scene. 0 we decided to cover the comm unity yesterday at a Lytle explained that living ourselves tn makeup and pIa) pres conference when he the dou ble role has just taken loud noise." announced that he was Gene too much out of him and he had Ki . s went on to become on(' immons of the rock group to make a deci ion . Bet ter of the richest groups in musIC Ki s. Lvtle, who is one of the known to millions of kid.,; as hi storv. Their new album, The most re~p cted musicians any the fire-breathing. bass Elder: has not sold well at all where handed in his reoigna - playing demon of the group, and Lytle decided it \\ a. time to put more time into the group. LYI Ie's frie nd and colleague. New music Thomas l ee, wa" as surprised at the announcement a.., chairman anyone. ''I've kno\\ n CeCI l for years and I had no Id ea that he After 'ecil LytIc's resigna \vas involved In a rock group. tion as Music Dept. Chairman let alone a superstar group like to contInue his career with Ki ss. orne to think of it, he dId Ki<;<;, Ch:H1Ce!!Qf Atkinson tak a lot of vflrations." announced that Ligar Teyatsi fter SIgning autographs, ha s been appoin ted to fill the Lytle had to leave to go to a \ acancy. Teyatsi has a long r cording ses tOn but had time mu sical career that ·tems for a few parting remarks: " I back to the age of four, when have thoroughly enjoyed my he got his head stuck in a time at l CSD and the people trombone. New chairman Ulgar T eyatsi I've been associated with and hope to return someday ." Bert Turctsky recently became the first person to clone him..,e lf !>ucce"sfull~. He is !-> hown playing wi th the clones. 'America' continued from page 2 Bert completes first I love this place. and I'll con tinue to li ve here for as long a . they'll let me. Try bu ying a successful clorling Corvette in Bulgaria or finding a pinball parlor in Russia or Local mu"iclan Bert attempt. The first was tried by buying an aluminum Chri t 'luretsky has successfu ll y the Reverend Jerry Falwell , mas tr e in Yugoslavia, or complet ed hi" dou ble-clon tng but was grossly mi done and playing a round of golf in Viet operation maktng him the fir..,t resulted in hI.., present nam, or ordering ham on rye an ist in hlston to become a appearance. WIthout the mayo in Poland or threesome All -three Turets getting a computerdatein Cze kys are doing ftne and hav ' Turetskv ..,ald he was Inter· choslavakia or booking a Pink begun rehear..,ing for an ested in t-he idea of cloning Floyd concert in North Korea . u l )(omin~ concert at Mande after he sa\\ a one-man band And see how far you'd get \ i!If'. The operation. \\hlrh perform. In his three-piece one before you're labeled a "capi wa, done in total secrecy man group he plays !-,TlJitar. ta li st runntng dog" and sent to beh tnd the Med School. was banjo, and bass. ThIs concert pper Volta to dig mushroom s (lnl \' the ... econd tIme thl.., uni v. III kick off a 27-cit\ tour for In slave labor camps with no (j l : cloning proce"'~ ha.., been Turetsky who bills the group hot running water and bad t fled. (l nd t he first sucLessful a" ":\-le. Mvself and I." prime time televi"'lOn . USB to be Inovie cotnplex Cha ncellor Richard Atkin campus ~ time allows, an occasionallec son and the UC Regents have "Leet u res have just not been ture might be scheduled. made officIal what ma ny have drawing that well , and they Already Debbie Does Dallas, <'U'ipected for months: the appeal to such a limited Redk1'lobs and Brooms/irks and L'ndergradu;lte Sci nce Bu ild audience. We are hoping to Blue Lagoon have been set for tng \\ III 'come a com mercial attract all age groups by .., how opening week . movie house at the end of thIS ing first -run, classic and X The hancellor IS extremely quarter. rated f1ims . The financial excited about this experiment. Preppies premiere Cittng the ..,tate of the ccon op(J The UCSD Disreguardian Eliphant Opinion Thisi adisclaimer. That mea n uoereallydidll'Imeanil. oneo/il. It's all a joke. Really. April Fools, I/a ha, GIld al/Ihal. Although some real names appearing ill slories may hOl'e inadlJerlalll/y slipped Ihrough Ollr edilorial grasp, nO)1(' 0/ Ih e silllalions ill which are porlrayed are real. It's 01/ /iclion. jllslmade liP. jllsl fur /1111. 0 elljoy. Stuff that Came in the Mail indoor plants. The. e thing The urge are ni~e, but they're hardly e sentlal. And during this An Obtuse Angle to regurge time, the food ha. not gotten better. Editor: With dorm costs ri ing There i something that has about 30 percent next year, I What America means to me really been bothering me the find it incredibly nervy of the last couple of days. I am a cafeteria administration to BY MIKE AHN And your Howard Cosells? ica means to me, you must Revelle College tudent and I make the unnecessary expen taff Writer Die, die, dogs di sguised as Ii ten totheRollingStones' Lei cat regularly in the Revelle ditures. Perhap if they would In the year 1967, when I was State Farm In urance It Bleed album backward. at Cafeteria. ju t cut the superflou niceties young and living in a place salesmen 45 RPM . But there is an easier When I returned from vaca and cook good food, things where starving native eat dog 'Cause you better not pout, way to find it. tion on Monday, I noticed that would be a lot better. and there i ju t one Dairy you bet ter not cry, Visit a used car lot and mar they were installing a new con I.M. Hungry Queen on the whole island, my You better not hout, I'm tell vel at the variety. The freedom veyer belt to take our trays father, who was then a bass ing you why, of choice! When I first saw back into the di hroom_ Now player for Deep Purple, used to Ho Chi Minh is coming to those old Buicks, Dodge and I'm all for progress and the sing a lullabye to me, usually town. Chryslers in the bright shiny modern conveniences, but do Umpf wok during lunch, and it went sun, ten gallon tears began we really need a new conveyor nothing like this: That's not what America pouring down my roly-poly belt? wunt lispo means to me. face. It is truly a blessing to be Oh ay can you see America! The mere mention allowed to buy any car you'd I tlink this wouldn't bother Editor: Warmonging imperialist of the land brings joyous flecks like - Toyotas, Plymouths, me 0 much if there hadn't Oog! Jo bonecareca co? death bringers of pitt Ie to my lips, pictures of Volkswagens, yes, even Fords! been other apparently useless Kehrof hetinop ag twesoth! The golden evil warm sunny days, singing In other not-50-free countries expenditures made in the Goomak? Ga! P.S. Got a light? Brought by your pia tic Santa dockworker , good wine ... No, the proletariat is forced to buy cafeteria, such as a cute nutri T he cast of Clauses that' France. Chevy Novas or die resi ting. tion newsletter and a bunch of Quest for Fire And your ugly love eats To understand what Amer- please turn to page 24 The Mason-Dixon Line Mushrooms make it in the Magic Kingdom By ANGELO ROUNDTREE 10 year-old boy whipla h, but businessman and hi wife from "It' a mall World," and It was getting pretty late, so Foreign Correspondent we weren't about to stick hostage. God knows what Goofy and we decided to take the Di ney Hey, finals were over and I around and wait for the X A while later, I 'ettled down Snow White were doing in the land Train around the park. was ready to party. What bet rays. I ure didn't want to be and was headed for Big teacup. After an enjoyable few min ter place to take a break than dragged away to ecurityland. Thunder Mountain, when I When things are at the ute ', an old man in an overcoat America's playground, Dis I paid good money, and I spotted two Canadian girl. s trangest, it's time to head for with a big briefcase and neyland. The first duty was to wasn't about to spend all day who were lost and needed the Haunted House. Once Arthur Bremmer sunglasse ecure mass Quantities of in the Mouse House. assistance. I guided them to again, we had to wait in Line came aboard. We were sure he mus hrooms to insure our trip A good hiding place eemed Ecsta yland and ... (good taste land, but once inside, it wa a wa going to hijack the train; to the Magic Kingdom would to be the "America the Beauti and a bad memory prevent me blast. The ability to throw he had "Cuba" written all over be enjoyable. ful" exhibit. This was a from continuing). your voice in a crowded room him. Needless to say, we didn't After this feat was accomp freak's paradise: two Queaky I finally caught up with my is such a valuable tool. A well give him the chance. We could li s hed, my friends and I loaded clean employees delivered a barely hear his cream as he into the covered wagon and nau eating speech on the tumbled down the hill into headed north. When we many attributes of the Bell Bear Country. arrived in Parkinglotland, we System. Fools from all walks We jumped off at Frontier donated our change to the of life were eating this garbage land, but we were too late for money-s ucking attendant, and up. Everywhere in the park is happy hour at the Mile Long we were in. It was apparent Commercialand; whether Bar, so we decided to head for that in reality, Disneyland is you're at the Wonder Bread Homeland. We cruised down Greenland (as in "that'll be Country Bear Jamboree, or Mainstreet, there was a hot $25, ir."). listening to healthy dosages of flick playing at the Mainstreet Once we paid at the front Goodyear propaganda, you Cinema (something about gate, things began to get can't escape it. some midgets or dwarves or weird, and my recollection of something), and the Palace the fo llowing events is very We must have made a wrong turn at Fantasyland and ended Arcade was happening. Par sketchy. We went to Tommo ents watched disgusting one rowland first (or was it Yester up in Uglyland. When your reality has been altered, it is cent movie , and kids played dayland last?). The mo t video games. (I don't know futuristic thing there is the not fair to your nervous sys tem to be exposed to this. We about you, but my idea of a food prices. They sell yester good time is to come 3,000 day' burgers at tomorrow's ran like hell, and s nuck into the Pirates of the Caribbean. miles to play Pac-Man). prices and call it progress. Enough was enougn; we Space Mountain was our When I looked at the thing si t ting next to my friend, I just made it back to Parkinglotland next stop. This is the ultimate and took off. I wa glad we 10 thrills and spills. If the freaked . It was at that instant I realized the people on the rides were leaving Freakland, even pace huttle is like this, s ign though I rather enjoyed my me up, although thiS waiting were more frightening than the actual rides. stay. The only regret I have is line stuff has to go. After two that I didn t get to meet minutes of cruising through At every attraction they Annette Funicello. I was going the galaxy in every pos ition check for your coupon, but J to take her to the Bondage ride known to man, your equili wa totally convinced they in S & Mland. bnum is totally screwed up; were checking for green (immi friends, who were about to get placed insult here, an obscen I think next break I'm going and when you're on mush gration) cards. I thought I in a fight with a bu load of ity there, and the next thing to Adultland. It is somewhere rooms, this is not a pretty would get a reward when I cor Shriners who they thought you know, you havea full -scale in Nevada and the rides are sight. I really didn't mean to ralled a Mexican family, but had taken cuts in line at Mr. brawl. real and the pa:-k never closes. throw up on that Chinese when they kept kicking and Toad's Wild Ride. Things were I could have wornoneofthe Well, that's how I spent my family. . creaming, a group of urity getting too weird. talking figures in the house vacation, I think. Orwas it in a We th n made a dash to the guards dressed as Huey, Donald Duck was dishing was my late Uncle George, but bar in Tijuana .... Autopia ride, where you're Dewey, and Louie came charg out Quaaludes to mothers who every time I got out to talk to promised to get the "real" feel ing at me. I did the only thing were having trouble managing him, the employees grabbed Roulldtree coven; cultural evenls ing of driving. What a joke! that came to mind: I climbed their brats, Mickey Mouse was me and repeated "please keep and places for The Disreguardian The cars don't even have the Swiss Family Robinson partying on Tom Sawyer your arms and I~ s inside the when he is /101 ill the hospital. brakes. I'm sure (' gave that Treehouse and held an Idaho Islantl with som refugees ride at all times. '