WUFrR ~fO odc F n The Sou 'wester eIJ Vol. 79 No. 12 Rhodes College Thursday, September 19, 1991 18~48

PENALTY " Reparations; Campus education project; Social probation 2. Reckless driving; Speeding Guilt Driving probation; Alcohol intake assessment DUI Guilty Alcohol policy violation; Social probation 3. Noise violation; Alcohol policy violation Dismiissed due to lack of evidence 4. Disorderly conduct; Attempted "Good Grief" Offers Peer Support vandalism Charggesdropped 5. Destruction of college property Guilty Reparations; Social probation by Steve Stanley sit around with a box of tissues and 6. Reckless driving; Leaving the For many students, social and psychoanalyze each other for an hour. scene of an accident; Failure to Reparations;Driving probation; Alcohol academic pressures on campus are In fact, the meetings are usually report an accident; DUI Guilty education program; Social probation often compounded by problems in upbeat-it's more a chance to talk than 7. Driving to endanger Not Guilty other areas of their lives. In response Reckless driving;. DUI Guilty Reparations; Driving probation; Suspension anything else." to such emotional needs, a of social privileges; Social probation support Good Grief is also currently involv- 8. Disorderly conduct; Malicious group has recently been Alcohol policy violation; Reparations; Ban formed to help ed in a long term project. Members are mischief Guilty from area of offense; Alcohol assessment students who have suffered the loss of drawing program; Social probation a loved one. Good Grief, which meets on their own experiences to 9. Trespassing Dismi ssed due to lack of evidence collaborate every Thursday from 4:30 to 5:30 in on a children's book deal- 10. Vandalism Guilty Reparation; Fine; Driving probation; Social ing with the themes of grief and loss. probation; Referral to Honor Council room 310 of the Briggs Center, is a APPEALED Decision upheld student-run group that was founded They hope to have the book publish- 11. Violation of driving probation Guilty Driving probation; Social probation last spring. ed when it is finished. One student 12. IFC Judiciary appeal New penalty House probation Originally formed to offer a peer says "It allows us to deal with our 13. Alcohol policy violation Guilty Suspension of socialprivileges; Fine; Social emotions, and also feel that we are us- probation support network, group members feel APPEALED Decisi on upheld that the meetings are probably not ing them in a constructive way." 14. Indecent exposure; Not G uilty quite as morbid as many people might Any interested students should con- Degradation of women Guilty Letter of apology; Social probation think. "Often there tact Lynn 15. DUI are misconcep- Dunavant (x3849) or For- Not Guilty due to lack of evidence tions about Destruction of college property Guilty Social probation what exactly a support rest Ferrell (327-8074) for more infor- 16. Disorderly conduct Guilty Letter of apology; Social probation group does," states one member. "A mation, or simply stop by one of the 17. Urinating in public; Public indecency Guilty Ban from area of offense; Social probation lot of people seem to think that we just weekly meetings. 18. Disrespect to and harassment of Letter of apology; Campus education pro- Campus safety Guilty ject; Social probation 19. Disrespect to and harassment of Campus safety while under social probation Guilty Letter of apology; Social restriction; Social BACCHUS Programs Encourage Responsibility probation by Coil Wise fice. There is no penalty of any kind Over the last several years, the Dean for using the Care Cab. The only HONOR COUNCIL VERDICTS 1990 of Student Affairs Office has provid- reason the Campus Safety officer - 91 ed, through an arrangement with a wants your name is so that the Cashier CHARGE VERDICT PENALTY local cab company, "Care" Cab. The can charge you. Another program on 1. Stealing Guilty Probation 2 terms Care Cab is easy to use. If you are off campus is the BACCHUS Designated 2. Lying in official matters Guilty Probation 2 terms campus at a party or whatever 3. Cheating Not Guilty and do Driver Program. To use not feel comfortable this, just 4. Stealing and Lying Guilty on both counts Suspension 1 term driving back or "designate" riding back one of your group to APPEALED Returned Probation 5 terms with someone who has drive. This person will not drink 5. Lying in official matters Guilty Probation 4 terms been drinking, call the Campus Safe- 6. Plagiarism Guilty Expulsion ty Office at 726-3880. Tell the officer anything alcoholic and will get free or APPEALED Returned Expulsion* your name and that you are a Rhodes discounted soft drinks, when they 7. Lying in official matters Guilty Probation 2 terms show the server their Designated 8. Plagiarism Guilty Probation 1 term student who wants to use the Care 9. Plagiarism Guilty Probation 1 term Cab. The officer will send a cab after Driver card. This program is available 10. Lying in official matters Guilty 3 terms you. The cab will bring you to the for use by Rhodes or Christian 11. Lying in official matters Guilty Probation 2 terms Security Hut where you will have to Brothers students. If you need more 12. Lying in officiale matters Not Guilty sign in. The cost of the cab will be information or a Designated Driver *Upon petition by the accused for an Administrative Review of this case, one was performed and the penalty was lowered to 3 terms suspension. added to one's bill in the cashier's of- Card, please call Coill Wise at 3667. 2 Opinion Thursday, September 19, 1991

Editorial: LETTER TO THE EDITOR To the Editor: were told during orientation. The first have never been created. But, is it The Cause Du Jour: Collegiate According to the AMA Journal, ap- year students were told that no one, necessary for the school to mislead the proximately 75% of all deaths among and I repeat, no one could be found students on this issue. One student I Bandwagon Syndrome young persons aged 15-24 involve in violation of the Alcohol Policy, in spoke with said he would never use motor vehicles. It is estimated that any way, if they used Care Cab, ap- Care Cab if he were intoxicated, and by S. Stinson Liles, Editor alcohol is involved in at least half of parently in a move to encourage the that he would rather drive drunk than As the new year begins and we open our books once again, many those deaths. In order to combat this use of Care Cab. I asked several risk being found in violation of the of us also shake off a lazy summer passivity that has blanketed our problem, Rhodes College encourages students, including one R.A., whether Alcohol Policy. The main function of students to use Care Cab when they they knew a student could be found in Care Cab is to stop drunk driving, lives for the past few months. Classroom discussions, Activity fairs, but are intoxicated rather than drive. All violation of the Alcohol Policy if they it seems that, in fact, it may be en- and papers force us to face current issues and pick a side. The hot even- Rhodes students are entitled to use it. used Care Cab. They were also under couraging it by punishing students who ings in early July when a flip of the remote control could make an issue If a student is at an off-campus bar, the impression that students who us- are trying to be responsible enough to vanish are over. The time has come to argue your case in class or join or anywhere off campus (in the vicini- ed Care Cab were immune to the use Care Cab. The safety of the stu- those of you who lived up to this the appropriate club on campus. To ty of Memphis), and needs a ride back Alcohol Policy. To clear up this mat- dent should be the only concern of the challenge, I commend you; Every year it seems like more and more to campus, he or she merely has to call ter, I went to see Karen Silien, the school concerning intoxication. Most folks can't quite shake that summer apathy. the Rhodes Campus Safety office at Associate Dean of Student Affairs. She students will not use Care Cab if there I also caution you . . . especially first year students. In case you 726-3880. The student will be asked told me that students could NOT be is even a remote chance of rebuke. haven't noticed, there's a wide variety of causes to take up at Rhodes his name and student ID number. After found in violation of the Alcohol Don't get me wrong; I think Care Cab and every one of them has a very convincing stand. Not all are for Campus Safety confirms .that the per- Policy if they, used Care Cab. When is,-agreat idea:. It would be better, you. Choosing requires careful thoughts about your exact position. Jum- son calling is a student, then Campus J told her whatthe security guard had though, if one could use it without the ping on a bandwagon on a whim will not only make you feel like an Safety calls Yellow Cab Co. and tells ; told;me, she responded by saying that . fear of being found in violation of the idiot down the road, it can make things pretty bad for the rest of us them the name of the student(s), their: :students could beissued a warning if. Alcohol Policy. right now. One of the main reasons our legislators make little or no location, and how many of them need t hey used Care Cab while intoxicated:. ::: Trent Taylor progress, for example, is that they are scared of the large number of a ride. Yellow Cab will pick the stu- She said they would then bring the stu- their constituents who are easily won by cause-promoters, advocacy dent(s) up and bring them back to the dent in to talk about the events leading groups and lobbyists. Rhodes campus in front of the Cam- up to their intoxication. She added that Address Once these groups rope you, they can use your ire to strong-arm pus Safety building. The cab fare will no one should feel afraid to use Care Your Letters your representatives. Today it's the environment (Sting, Meryl Streep, be billed to their account. The student Cab, but that the school does not en- To The Editor! U2). Yesterday, it was the homeless (Whoopi Goldberg, Robin will then be asked to fill out a form. courage drinking. Williams). The day before that, it was the famine in Africa (Bruce Care Cab is a way to encourage safe I am disappointed with Care Cab Mail them to The Springsteen, Quincy Jones, Michael Jackson, et al). I do not mean to and responsible behavior. and the Alcohol Policy. Many students Sou'wester or put imply that any of these are "bad" issues and don't deserve your atten- One of the most commonly asked have been misled on this issue. They questions about Care Cab is whether were under the impression that con- them in the box on tion. Just be sure your whole-hearted support of CARE, for example, or not the student can be found in fidentiality and immunity from the is based on more than the moving denouement of "We Are The the door of the office violation of the Alcohol Policy at Alcohol Policy would be maintained. World. " Rhodes if they use Care Cab. There I understand that the school is concern- in the basement of The whole problem with the PC movement is not so much any of seems to be a discrepancy about this ed about the well-being of the students. Palmer. the particular causes it encompasses but rather with the blind, tidal issue. I talked to a safety officer who If they were not, then Care Cab would public support that these causes get. Many people hop on board with informed me that if a student who uses little more than an idea of what they are embracing. As we allow others Care Cab is visibly drunk, staggering, to formulate our opinions for us more and more, we set a more and or if their breath reeks of alcohol, then The So more dangerous percedent. that student will be found in violation ' wester So; maybe you'll realize there's not a club for you and will start one. of the Alcohol Policy. The safety of- The Sou'wester is the official S. STINSON LILES Maybe you'll realize that there are no articles for you and will write ficer continued to say that the student student newspaper of Rhodes Col- Editor one. Whatever you choose, don't determine your own power by let- would probably only be issued a warn- lege. It is published every Thursday ting someone else choose for you. ing the first time. This offers a sharp throughout the fall and spring GAYLA BASSHAM contrast to what the first year students semesters with the exception of SUSAN EWART . i Th hw~aoiulid ays and ex s. - Associate Editors fice is #10 in the Briggs Student Center. Staff meeetings are held there BILL JORDAN each Tuesday nigght at 7:30 and all Contributing Editor students are welcome to attend. 911 j ELIZABETH TIMMONS CHRIS HALL of the Lynx Interested parties are encouraged Photography Editors Evolution to write letters to the Editors, which JASON CORMER may be delivered to the office or JASON CORMIE R sent via campus mail. Any letter for Campus Editor publication may bbe edited for clarity, CHRIS POLLETTE content.s Arts Editor length, or libelou s content. KATHY RAY Sports Editor Student publications at Rhodes are LACEY TAYLOR governed by the Publications Board Business Manager - the Editor-in-CChief and Asst. TREY WHITE Editor are the el cted representatives Cartoonist T of that Board. e opiions express- ELIZABETH SCHAEFFER ed in editorials a ditorsantured columns Circulation Manager are those of the editors andot ALLEN BELL tributing writers necessarily repres t official TRENT TAYLOR oese g STEPHANIE PRACHNIAK viewpoints of Rh THOMAS JOHNSON JASON VEST National advert ising representatives JASON CARMEL are CASS Comm C ications and CHIP RIGGS Stone Age Bronze Age Cardboard Age today American Passage WELCH SUGOS KRISTEN LICHTEMANN The Sou'wester is a member of the STEVE STANLEY lynx as lynx is sexless, yard dec's run domestication College Press Service. COLL WISE guardian but still wild rampant of wild animals The Sou'wester (note the "fierce grin") Rhodes College 2000 N. Parkway * Memphis, TN 38112 726-3970 Forum F3 Thursday, September 19, 1991 What Did the Honor Council Do Last Year? (and other strange tales) This summer I had the opportunity to attend or plagiarism) is not severe enough to warrant Rhodes' British Studies at Oxford program by Bill Jordan suspension, but is too severe for probation where I met students from many different Honor Council President alone. The Council may fail the accused in that schools. It was surprising to discover that class. However, the actual grade will be decid- although Honor Codes exist at most other in- ed by the professor. stitutions, they are not followed with much Other changes in the Constitution are mainly seriousness, nor are they viewed as being an in- trusted and are given the responsiblity to insure looked at the Constitution (such as attorneys, procedural rather than substantive, and they tegral part of the collegiate life. that a spirit of trust is perpetuated at the school. parents, or other professors) they expected to serve mainly to clarify the way in which the It was very strange to work with students who Living in the Honor System at Rhodes is just find certain procedural sections which are not Council has traditionally functioned, although had not lived in an Honor System. At Rhodes as much a part of the college education as the present in the current Constitution. the procedure was not explained clearly in the honesty is assumed and expected. We live, classes we take. The role of the college is to help Probably the most important change deals Constitution. For instance, the duties of the work, and play in an atmosphere of freedom and us develop both intellectually and morally so that with the role of the Counselor. In the past the faculty were rewritten in order to clarify am- respect, and one which is largely governed by we can be good citizens of the democratic state Counselor was simply a member of the Coun- biguity about the way in which faculty members the ideals of honesty and integrity. Talking with when we graduate. Although there is no Honor cil who was chosen to explain the rights of the were to report possible violations of the Honor the new freshman class this year, it was System in the real world, there is a legal system, accused. Under the new Constitution the Code. The description of the appeals process for enlightening to discover how many students said and its punishments are slightly more severe. Counselor serves as an advocate for the accus- a penalty was also changed in order to better that one of their main reasons for coming to The Honor System at Rhodes is not perfect, ed by questioning witnesses and entering into represent the procedure which was actually Rhodes was because of the Honor System. but it is good. The Honor Council does not try discussion for the benefit of the accused. followed in an appeal. Wouldn't it seem odd to go. to a college every violation of the Honor Code, but we hear Though the Counselor is not a defense attroney, Copies of the revised Constitution will be without an Honor System? Professors would be most of them. The system of adjudication is not he or she is biased toward the accused's posi- posted around campus in a short time. The wary to give take-home or make-up exams, our fool-proof, but it becomes better every year. tion for the duration of trial. In this way the ac- Honor Coiincil Will also hold a forum to debate tests would be proctored by students pacing up And this is what I would like to discuss for the cused will always have soneone in the Honor the proposed changes in the Constitution before and down aisles to make sure we weren't remainder of the article. Council chambers who represents his or her these changes are actually brought to a vote by cheating, our responses to questions from col- The Constitution of the Honor Council is interests. the student body. lege officials would always be questioned, and revised every year. The last major revision to Another change incorporates an additional If you have any concerns about the Honor we would have meal cards in the Rat. This all the Constitution was three years ago. Since that penalty, known as "recommendation for Council, or if you have questions about the sounds very much like a large state university- time several areas of the Constitution have been failure," into the structure of the Constitution. Honor System in general, I will always be will- and not at all like the Rhodes we know. discovered which need to be clarified in order With this new penalty the Council hopes to ing to answer any questions. Rhodes recognized many years ago that the to enable the system to function more efficient- bridge the large gap between suspension and A list is on page one which summarizes the only atmosphere which is consistent with a ly and judiciously. It was also found that when probation in academic cases. This penalty may cases of the Honor Council during the past liberal arts education is one in which students are members from outside the Rhodes community be levied if an academic violation (like cheating academic year.

A View From Jerusalem Allen Bell JERUSALEM-Even though I've distinctly different cultures, people, in the entire composition of the area. South. West Jerusalem, which was government has heavily subsidized only been here a week I can already and naturally religious practices. The most obvious change in the area, predominantly Israeli owned before housing and development" for its tell you this Fall's Great Lakes Within each quarter there are that surrounds the old city, is the 1967, has continued to grow and citizens. Because the Arabs are not Jerusalem Program is going to be a subgroups and sects which make the development and housing that has been represents more of a European city Israeli citizens, maintaining their pro- phenominal educational experience. 230 acres, inside the walls, a living built on the land to the North, East, than an extension of its ancient perty is, economically, very. difficult. Inside the walls of Jerusalem there classroom for studying history, and South which was once neighbor, the old city. Throughout all Since the 1967 war, the UN and the are thousands of people living, work- religion, sociology, language, predominantly Arab owned. The State of this development the ethnic makeup US have not acknowledged Israels oc- ing and worshipping next to each economics and politics. has invested millions of dollars in of the surrounding neighborhoods to cupation of the old city and the Ter- other. The four quarters that make up The State of Israel captured the old housing and settlements in the North, the North, East and South has chang- ritories but this has not effected Israel. the old city are Jewish, Muslim, Chris- city during the 1967 Arab-Israeli War. Hebrew University in the East and ad- ed from predominantly Arab to Israeli. The State of Israel proclaims that the tian and Armenian and each holds Since 1967 many change have occured ditional housing and forrestation in the Back in the old city, where land land is now its own. The Arabs claim ownership is virtually another religion, that their families have always lived 'IW-1* Peis the pre-1967 ethnic mixture remains. here, and the land is their own. A ovI The Christian, Muslim, and Armenian The political issue that has quarters are still possessed by mostly developed here is strikingly similar to Arabs running their restaurants, shops, what we can now see occuring in many and grocery stores as they have for areas of the world. The question is generations. should a people of a single nationali- Since Israel captured Jerusalem, ty/ethnic makeup be able to control the these Arabs have been in a pecular government and land made up of many situation. Because they are Arabs, other peoples. becoming and Israeli citizen is very In America, we have struggled over difficult. So many Arabs in Jerusalem, this question throughout our history. like Arabs in the Occupied Territories, The issue is complex and controver- pay Israeli taxes but cannot vote. sial and I hope I can convey some of One of the easiest ways to tell if a our experiences during the upcoming piece of property in Jerusalem and the weeks of our studies here in Occupied Territories is Arab or Israeli Jerusalem, Israel and the Occupied is its condition. Since 1967 the Israeli Territories. MASON RESUME/TYPING SERVICE 761-5670 (Located Behind the Racquet Club) Professional resume preparation is vital-it is your first step into the marketplace. Our service was the only resume preparation service to participate in a recent law school seminar, has been in business for 8 years, and can offer references from satisfied customers. So take that first step with Mason Resume/Typing Service. Bring this ad and get your 10% discount as a first- time customer. Nation Thursday, September 19, 1991 Tests May Dispel Concerns About Cultural Bias by Amy Reynolds classes during their educational careers states for college entrance, is an ac- (CPS) - Admissions counselors scored about 50 points higher than the curate reflection of a student's across the country are waiting to see national average in both the verbal and academic ability. whether the revised Scholastic the math sections. The American College Testing Pro- Achievement Test will reflect "Those who took physics, for ex- gram, another college admissions test students''abilities, especially those of ample, had average verbal scores of known as ACT, is used predominant- minorities, more accurately. 464 and average math scores of 538, ly in 28 states. ACT officials will The College Board, which ad- considerably above the national release their 1991 average scores on averages for each," said Robert ministers the SAT, will publish the Sept. 17. new version in 1994. Cameron, the board's senior research "The bottom line is that the College SAT results have been the talk of associate. "Those who took calculus Board has always said their test scores had the highest math average, 599, and academia this week after the release of are extremely accurate, but what we the highest verbal average, 502." the 1991 national average scores find is that admission offices look at Cameron says the College Board is to 422 academic records first," Smith said. which dropped two points each concerned about an apparent paradox in the verbal section and 474 in the "Some kids test well and some panic - "We are seeing more years of study and blow it." math section. in academics and in college prep ( 15% Discountyear-round for In his release of that information, courses and still the average scores are Faculty, College Board President Donald going down." Staff and Students) Stewart said the scores reflected "a Much of the drop comes from the SAT verbal score disturbing pattern of educational 1649 UNION AVE 274-0246 higher percentage of minorities taking disparity." the test - this year 28 percent of test- at all-time low 66 MONROE AVE 527-1040 That disparity mostly involves takers were minorities. Of that 28 per- 1991 verbal scores for U.S. African-American and Hispanic cent, 8 percent reported that English college-bound seniors dropped minorities, who still fall short of scores was their second language and another Math achieved by whites and Asian- 8 percent reported they were bilingual. two points from last year. Americans. Still, African-Americans "As more of our society is being in- scores dropped as well. The and Mexican-Americans are the cluded in the test, the more likely you trend since 1967, first year leading groups for steady increases in are to see scores decline," Cameron when records were kept: their scores. said. 7V~ STU/DY FOR ONE YEAR OR FOR ONE OR TWO TERMS IN "Every time you see a standardiz- That greater inclusion and the SAT's ed test result from a black student, the inability to reflect different cultures in average score will be lower than the its test question content has helped 480 majority's score," said Walter Jacobs, spark the exam's rewrite. OXFORD director of academic support services "There's always been some suspi- 460 and live with British Students for the College Board, at a recent cion about the ,waythe test questions 440 educational conference in Orlando, are written," Smith said. "The Col- HOW WISC IS DIFFERENT FROM MOST OVERSEAS PROGRAMS: Fla. "Some people say this is just lege Board now has established a 420 another example that the black man review board for minority education 400 * Accepted students receive admissions letters (and later transcripts) directly. can't cut it .. . On the other hand, we that looks at items for bias against from an Oxford (or Cambridge) college. see that blacks are the one group con- women and ethnic groups." 380 stantly progressing toward better That board has existed for many directly enrolled as full students of the Oxford college. 360 * Students are scores." years and the content of questions has Educators hope the new test will slowly changed to reflect more cultural 0 * Qualified early applicants may share a co-ed Student Residence associated help close some of the gap. The 1991 said. with St. Catherine's College, Oxford (fully integrated with British students). diversity, Cameron test averages showed the following:- The new test will not only show * Students accepted before November 1 (for the Winter Term) or before May I * Since 1976, African-Americans more changes in content, but also (for next year) are guaranteed housing with British students. and Mexican-Americans have shown changes in form. an overall point increase of 50 and 23 In its first format change since 1975, * Students will NOT be taught in (and receive transcripts from) an American points respectively. But, their overall the test will abandon its antonym, or college operating in Oxford. WISC is one of the few completely integrated average score still falls about 200 and opposite word, questions for beefed- (academicallyand in housing) overseasprograms in the UK. 130 points shy, respectively, of scores up reading sections that will put more achieved by whites and Asians. Their emphasis on higher-order reading * Previous students in your field will speak to you on the phone. total average scores are 930 and 940 skills, Cameron said. He calls it respectively. critical reading. For information, call or write: * Scores achieved by whites overall In the math section, the primary THE WASHINGTON INTERNATIONAL STUDIES COUNCIL have dropped 14 points since 1976. change will involve the addition of a 214 Massachusetts Avenue N.E., Suite 450, Washington, DC 20002, (800) 323-WISC The, overall average for all groups section where students generate their taken together - 896 - has dropped own answers to problems rather than and Study in seven points. picking an answer from the traditional Students may also Intern * Men still score higher than multiple choice format. Washington and London women (923 average vs. 861 average), While College Board officials are especially in the mathematics section working on the changes, they stand by SOURCE: College Board A representative from Oxford will be on your campus on Monday, of the test. their claim that the SAT, the primary September 23, for additional information call (800) 323-WISC a Students who took more academic test used in 22 East and West Coast KRTN Infographics/TOM BISSETT Search For 1992 Miss Tennessee USA Campus Green Applications are now being accepted age as of February 1, 1992, never February 1992. A scholarship to a from all over the state of Tennessee for married and at least a six month resi- modeling school, O'More School of Campus Green would like to apologize for the chaotic state of the the Annual Miss Tennessee USA dent of Tennessee, thus college dorm Design, color portrait, watch, cash, aluminum can boxes and recycling. We are in the process of instigating Pageant to be staged at the Doubletree students are eligible. All girls in- crown, banner gift certificates, and a new system of recycling and we hope that you will be patient with Hotel in Nashville, Tennessee on "terestedin competing for the title must other gifts. us. We will inform you as soon as we can about this year's system. November 30, 1991 at 7:30 p.m. apply to Ms. Billie Mc Larty, State The current Miss Tennessee USA is Angela Johnson, Memphis, Ten- The Miss Tennessee USA Pageant Director, P. O. Box 158948, In the mean time, we encourage you to continue to recycle cans, perhaps She participated in the 1991 is the official state preliminary to the Nashville, Tennessee 37215-8948. nessee. by a specific bag or box in your room. We hope to have our usual Miss USA Pageant, nationally televis- Miss USA-Universe Pageant. There is Telephone (615) 665-1422. campus-wide recycling made available to you soon. ed, live from Kansas in February "No Talent Competition". All judg- The 1992 Miss.Tennessee USA will where Miss USA was awarded If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Belinda Woodiel 1991, ing is on the basis of poise, personali- be awarded a host of prizes including over $175,000 in cash and prizes. (#3533) or Courtney Schwarten (#3529). Thanks for your concern and ty, swimsuit, and evening gown com- a round trip flight and twenty three ex- Ms. Mc Larty also directs the Miss efforts! petition. Applicants must be between citing days at the Miss USA Pageant Tennessee Teen USA Pageant to be 18 years of age and under 27 years of to be held in Mobile, Alabama in held in Nashville, April 1992. Campus Thursday, September 19, 1991

Ralph Hatley SAFETY NOTES Director of Campus Safety WELCOME BACK! There have been a few changes you may have notic- * LOOK OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER, both in the residence halls ed. For instance, have you noticed: and outside on campus and when off campus No more SMALL CAR ONLY signs? * BE WARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS at all times FAC/STAFF PARKING TIMED 7-5 * DRIVE SLOWLY ON CAMPUS COMMUTER PARKING TIMED 7-5 * DON'T DRIVE IMPAIRED, call Care Cab, etc. ®IA CLEARLY MARKED HANDICAP SPACES * Don't park in Fire Lanes, (Note: "flashers" don't sanction il- THEATR RESERVED SIGNS STATE 24 HOURS legal parking) NEW SPEED LIMIT SIGNS-10 MPH * If you become a victim, report it-if not to Campus Sagety, NO SPEED BUMPS-STOPPPPPP!!!! to another competent authority, ie Counseling Services, Dean The New Daisy' maul of Student Affairs, etc. No speed bumps? That's right, no speed bumps for now, anyway. They iete the Wby kdirg were removed in hopes that everyone would comply with the speed limit * Pre-register off-campus guests, visiting after 9:00 p.m. with off its Marie Serie on Snowden Drive. I'm afraid, however, they'll be back all too soon. Un- Campus Safety office fortuantely, not everyone is driving slow enough along Snowden to do away * Be aware of phone surveys, they are not sanctioned by the th lIt Wsliesday of Octal.. with them yet. If and when they return, they will probably be the "rip- College and any such call should discontinued as soon as Featn Flm ple" type that will be less aggravating to the cars as they pass over them. possible by the receiver fa October it ud Please note, many of the above changes were results of investigations made * Insist that your dorm attendant check people coming into into your suggestions last year. Parking and traffic are but one of our many your dorm and are on duty when they're supposed to be. responsibilities. The Campus Safety Department is a comprehensive, 24 * POLYESTER Report hour service division of the Student Affairs Department, dedicated to the it if they are not on duty (A John Waters Film) mission of providing protection and security to the physical plant of Rhodes * BE PREVENTIVE, BE ALERT, BE PROTECTIVE, TAKE and to the Community as well. Our services range from protective ser- ACTION * GRAND HOTEL vices, to escorts, access, emergency response, enforcement, aid mobile Petty property loss is usually the most frequently reported incident. Items and foot preventive patrols and referral. We have many responsibilities. valued at less than $500 reported missing are usually items left unattend- * KISS OF THE Look, for example, at the number of ways you can help us: ed. Not all persons that have obtained access to dorms in the past have been Rhodes students faculty or staff, some have been opportunists that SPIDER WOMAN * Lock your room doors ALL THE TIME, keep up with the key would victimize us. PROPPING a dorm door open is an invitation for trou- * Don't PROP open residence hall exterior doors ble. If you see it propped, take a moment and close it. * (An Andy * Help the Dorm Attendant by insisting guests register when As a community, we coexist with nearby communities as well. Hien Park BAD Warhol Film) visiting residents, just east of campus have asked me to pass on to you a small * Report suspicious persons or activity immediately, by phone request. The Hein park neighborhood does not have the benefit of sidewalks * SUDDENLY or other #3880 or red emergency phone. Note: Names of caller as do other areas nearby. There are many children that play and ride bicycles LAST SUMMER not necessary in the area. Please, when driving through Hein Park, drive slowly and watch the * Call for an escort if unsure, 3880 or red emergency phone children. They thank you.. SlWtm*l* pa &t . ad I Once again, welcome back to Rhodes. If you have suggestions please * Report mechanically/electrical problems immediately, ie ptad bya cdtsr hat Adn call our SECURECORD line at 3576 and leave your confidential record- s $3.00 b food smoke, fire overloads, etc. nd I finn a fiuimka ed message. We'll respond, immediately, either directly or if of interest Shwaattihiub * Use prescribed electrical connections and don't overload to all, in the Sou'wester. Thank you. 3308 EALE * S5S- 1

Late Night At Rhodes by Kristen Lichtermann Late Night at Rhodes with host'Doug "the Rug" Bacon Laura's surprise, Doug had a clip from "Making the Grade." This film Special guests Mark Muesse, Laura Miller and Pat Garrett debut df Laura in a grammar school uniform and pigtails got a rise out Musical guests the Rhodes Pep Band and the Wool Socks of the audience and embarrassed Laura. For those of you who missed Late Night at Rhodes it was quite a bit The musical act, "The Wool Socks" with the classic "Silhouette" kept the show going. Of course, it wouldn't be late night without Viewer Mail of entertainment/information on how to get involved in extracurricular ac- Friday * Sept. 20 tivities at Rhodes. and the Top 10 List. At number ten of things to do at Rhodes, we had Guest Mark Muesse, Prof. of Religious Studies, gave this bit of advice shacking. At number 1, pulling the fire alarm in Williford early on a Satur- on balancing academics and extracurricular activities, "Study hard, play day and counting the number of males that emerge. Tickets $10.00 advance. $12.00 Day of Show hard, and go to class." He also felt that those students that get involved The final guest was Pat Garrett. He shared with the audience the types Saturday of extracurricular activities " Sept. 21 do better in the classroom, too. he was involved with from tutoring, to Habitat Broken Silence Doug's next guest, the one and only Laura Miller, Director of Student for Humanity and a church youth group. And he delighted the audience Sunday * with his rendition of Neil Diamond. Sept. 22 Activities gave the update on events. These included comedians, pep ral- WEVL Benefit Concert ly, other Homecoming festivities, and an undisclosed "big act." Much to What an evening! Toast, anyone? Beanland and Freeworld - I Tues " Sent 94

IMPORTANT Thursday - September 26

$6.6 billion in student aid from corporations will go unclaimed because people do not know the money exists, nor where or how to apply for it. This includes financial aid, scholarships, and grants. There are many sources Coming to the Daisy Sept. 27 - The Itals which do not require a financial need statement or demonstration of scholastic achievement. Many sources Oct. 5 - New Riders of the Purple Sage & Col. Bruce Hampton with the give college funding based upon hobbies ,ethnic background, ancestry, name, age, sex, religion, and many Aquarium Rescue Unit Oct 6 Bullet Boys others including money for the older student. If you are interested in applying for some of this money, please Oct. 7- Nirvana write to: Oct. 12 - Koko Taylor Oct. 15 - Bodeans. Oct. 18 - The Rippingtons NAME (reserved seating) Di Giorgi Marketing Systems I I Oct. 20 - Jerry Jeff Walker Oct. 27 - Michael Hedges (reservedseating) P.O. Box 131 ADDRESS I (901) 525-8981 Sharon, JPA 16146 * Callto be added to our mailing list & receivemon- CITY STATE ZIP thly updates on all concerts or to charge tickets by * Guaranteed 6 available sources phone I Please print clearly. I " Advancetickets for manyshows at the NewDaisy * No GPA requirements are available atthe New Daisy or you can charge by phoneon anycredit card * No income requirements L - - This coupon may be duplicated. - J * A movieseries will be startingin October. Callfor details 330 Beale Street 6 Arts Thursday, September 19, 1991 Tony Award Winner To Direct At The McCoy Season 11 at the McCoy Theatre several other noteworthy and com- founded. Mr. Rabb's work fills the revolves around The State of the Art mendable honors, to call Mr. Rabb's spectrum of theatre and television and and promises to produce a number of credentials "extensive" seems to be includes an appearance in the sitcom polished, thought-provoking produc- a gross understatement. Cheers. tions. The theatre is fortunate to have Mr. Rabb's achievements are im- procured the presence of guest direc- pressive and include roles on Broad- At the McCoy, Mr. Rabb will direct tor, Ellis Rabb. Mr. Rabb, widely way in The Royal Family with The Schoolfor Scandal. This comedy, known for his extensive work as an ac- Rosemary Harris, Much Ado About originally written to be played in Lon- tor, director, and writer, will direct Nothing with Katharine Hepburn, and don and focus on British society, will Richard Sheridan's The School for You Can't Take It with You with Jason be set in the contemporary South, not Scandal. As a two-time Tony Award Robards. His experience extends to the far from a city very much like Mem- winner, recipient of two New York American Shakespeare Festival, the phis. The School for Scandal opens on Drama Critics Awards, and winner of Antioch Shakespeare Festival, and the November 14 and runs November 15, a Drama Desk Award, in addition to APA Repertory Company, which he 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, and 24. Chick Corea To Play At MSU Grammy Award winner Chick Cor- Out. It is the newest creation of the Grammy Awards. He received a ea and his high fusion contemporary band's leader, Anthony "Chick" Cor- Grammy for Best Jazz Performance jazz ensemble, the Chick Corea ea, who has een recording music fc . By A Group in 1975, 1976 and 1980. Elektric Band, will perform at the the past 25 years. He won a Grammy for Best In- Memphis State University Fieldhouse Corea has performed as a featured strumental Arrangement in 1976 and on Oct. 9 at 8 p.m. artist on 60 albums and as a guest ar- for Best Jazz Instrumental Group. in General admission tickets are tist on more than 300 albums. He 1978. He also received a Grammy in available for $12 at the MSU ticket of- worked with musicians Stan Getz, 1979 for Best Jazz Instrumental fice in the University Center. Master- Blue Mitchell, Sarah Vaughn and Gary Performance. Card and VISA purchases may be Burton before joining the Miles Davis The concert is sponsored by the made by calling (901) 678-3975. Band in 1968. MSU Student Activities Council. The Chick Corea Elektric Band is Corea has since toured the world More information is available by now promoting its new album, Inside with other bands and won numerous calling (901) 678-2035.

MARS NEED GUITARS AND MEMPHIS HAS THEM THE ONLY MID-SOUTH APPEARANCE OF Author To Address Media Bias Norman Solomon, co-author of the titled: "Media Bias: From the Soviet the 1982 book Killing Our Own: The recently published UnreliableSources: Union to the Persian Gulf to Domestic DisasterofAmerica's Experience with 00O1)00 GURUS A Guide to Detecting Bias in News Issues" is free and open to the public. Atomic Radiation. In recent years he Media, will speak at the Memphis Solomon has frequently reported' has also been active wit the media- S TuESday, SEpTEMbER 24 State University Journalism Auditor- from the Soviet Union during the Gor- watch group FAIR (Fairness & Ac- ium on Monday, September 23 at 7:30 bachev era for Pacifica Radio National curacy In Reporting) which publishes p.m. Mr. Solomon's trip to Memphis News and Pacifica News Service. His media criticism in its bimonthly "Ex- is being co-sponsored by the Mid- articles about the news media, nuclear tra" and conducts extensive research South Peace & Justice Center, the weapons and U.S. Soviet relations on the nature of news media bias. Memphis State University Journalism have appeared in dozens of major Department and the Society of Profes- American newspapers and news For more information, contact sional Journalists. His talk which is: magazines. He is also the co-author of Hubert Van Tol at 452-6997.

f Spend a Year in Japan! The Japan Exchange and Teaching Program

The JET Program needs you.

The Japan Exchange and Teaching Program is an international exchange opportunity through which college graduates and young professionals are invited to Japan to share their native language and culture with Japanese youth. The program offers a unique chance to serve as an assistant English teacher in both the public and private schools; and to serve in local Japanese governments, helping with international activities.

Applicants must be U.S. citizens; hold at least a bachelor's degree or receive one by August 1992; speak and conditions different from those at home; and be 'Maybe I'm not thinking Braight write English well; be able to adapt to living and working 35 years of age or under (as of August 1992). but I onlp knom that it feell great. Applications for 1992-93 positions must be submitted no later than December 20,1991, and are available through the Embassy of Japan and local Japanese Consulates. For further information contact :

Consulate General of Japan JET Program Tickets: $15.00 639 Loyola Avenue, Suite 2050 Student Rate (With Student ID): $10.00 New Orleans, LA 70113 Tickets available at The New Daisy Theatre or call for credit card orders (901) 525-8981 * 330 Beale St. * Memphis, Tennessee (504) 529-2101 Lynx Cross-Country Wins in Arkansas Westphal, and sophomore Sean Moran Collegiate Athletic Conference this placed 5th in a time of 21:48. year) finals in November, however, by Welch Suggs experience for the two young teams, freshman Erin Smith (13th, 17:06), Freshman Eddie Dieppa was the next which are ooming together well for the sophomore the team will face stiff competition in The men's and women's cross coun- Gina DeLuca (14th, Lynx finisher (7th, 22:42), followed races around the Southeast, from the try teams started their 1991 season off fall season. 17:16), senior Dani Boyce (15th, by sophomore On the women's Scott Haines (8th, Memphis State Invitational tomorrow on the right foot, so to speak, with vic- side, senior Cindy 17:32), and freshman Katie Randolph 22:47), sophomore Edgard Cabanillas at Plough Park to the Tennessee/Ken- tories at the Arkansas College Invita- McGraw paced the Lynx with her 4th (16th, 17:51). Freshman Amy (10th, 23:26), junior Jeff Bean (12th, place finish in a time of 14:36 for 2 Oberhelman suffered a twisted ankle tucky Small Schools Championship in tional Saturday at Batesville, Arkan- 24:37), and freshman Ken Phelps Berea in October. The Memphis State sas. The men defeated the University miles, followed by senior Kortney on the course but still managed a (13th, 25:52). meet will feature four Division I Arkansas (Monticello) by ten Christiansen courageous finish to place 19th. of (5th place, 14:45), These times may be somewhat schools, Memphis State, Murray points, while the women were trium- freshmen Allyson Hawks (6th, 15:03) For the men, freshmen Welch Suggs misleading, as the first five runners in phant over U.A.M. and host Arkan- and Bonnie won his first collegiate cross country State, Arkansas State, and Vanderbilt, Binkley (8th, 16:03), the race, including Suggs, Westphal, in a four-mile race that will be a very sas College. Though somewhat lack- sophomore Greer Barber (9th, 16:18), race in a time of 21:34 for the four and Moran, were somewhat confused important test for the young and vast- ing in terms of team competition, the senior Allison Fuss (10th, 16:18), mile course. Two seconds behind was coming into the finish line and ended ly improving team. freshman Jennalie Travis (11th, 16:56) junior and team captain James invitational provided a great deal of up cutting approximately 200-300 Under the leadership of seniors Cin- yards off the course. Luckily the dy McGraw and Kortney Christiansen, mishap did not affect the finish places the Lady Lynx are also looking to do and so the results were allowed to well this season. With a similar influx stand. Freshman Tom Oberding is also of first-year talent, as well as many on the team but did not compete due new faces coming out to run for the to injury. first time, the team is improving Under the leadership of second-year steadily with each passing week of the coach Robert Shankman, the Lynx ap- season. Because of the realignment of pear to be on track to a very successful conferences, the women will par- season. Despite returning only; 4 .ticipate, in both the Women's Inter- members of last year's :Cllegiate collegiate Athletic Conference and the Aepple Athletic Conference championship Southern Collegiate Athletic Con- blelil et tenim, this year's team is "even deeper ference championships this season, pntar datt dleliieslater- than last year's, with the freshmen although the focus will be on the we've got coming in," in the words SCAC.

pa~rlorpt'rlliosinr. of Coach Shankman. Going into the second week of the It:.,iriot nmr Suggs and Dieppa have proven to be fall season, these two squads are pro- vital members of the squad, providing gressing smoothly into the upper ranks valuable talent to go with the ex- of southern Division cross country. taniti m nieighi perience of captain Westphal and The teams invite all members of the ~ilt fts save p'ao'anl. sophomore veterans Moran and Rhodes community to come out to Haines. "At this point in the season, Plough Park on Friday to watch one we're right where we should be in of only two meets the team will run relation to our goals of winning Con- in Memphis, and the course is very ac- money on ference and doing well at Regionals," cessible. The women will run at 5:00 according to Coach Shankman. Before and the men at 5:30, so be sure to Macintosh the Conference (renamed the Southern come lend your support to the Lynx! Maryville Runs Past Lynx Here's the deal: Weve paired some of the This offer is available only for a limited time. by Chip Riggs most popular Apple" Macintoshe computers See your authorized Apple campus reseller Rhodes unveiled its new high-flying pro-style offense against Maryville Col- with some of the most popular Apple print- today for details. lege Saturday to some success, but Maryville's run-oriented option attack and ers. Buy one of these combinations, and save And discover the power of Macin- bruising defense grounded the Lynx, as the Scots defeated Rhodes 14-7 big bucks. Got it? Good. Now get going. tosh. The power to be your best Maryville senior quarterback Kelly Moore and tailback Thomas Stevens were £. the main reasons for the Scot's success. Moore orchestrated Maryville's of- fense masterfully, making all the right decisions and leading the Scots to 316 acntshLCMainos ls I acntshClssc yards on the ground. Stevens was a constant thorn in the lynx's side: the 5'9", Saeuhen nu is, Sae evenmore when Sale themast uhen an affo dable you hut, a Macintosh Youhue a high-perfor- 165-pound back dashed, darted and scampered his way to 79 yards on 16 car- Macintosh Classic' LCcomptier-otl mance Macintosh list ries. His presence helped computer uih either mostatrdahle color computer twitheither open holes for Moore and fullback Scoval Blevins, an Apple SldeWnfer ststemtth eitheran an Apple Peonal who combined for 108 rushing yards. or an Apple Personal AppleSptreriter or an LaserWriter S oran LaserWer' IS Apple Personal Las'r- Apple PersonalLaser- The first half belonged to the defenses, as neither team could get untracked pni er. Werterlspnnter. WriterAT pri"tr- offensively. Lynx quarterback Drew Robison completed only four passes for i id 41 yards in the opening half, and Rhodes' defense shut out Maryville, allow- ing them only one scoring opportunity-a missed 40-yard field goal on the last play of the first half. Rhodes' only score was a 14-yard run by fullback Mike Sherill, who tallied 28 yards on five carries for the day. Sherril's score was set up by a p' li"l 50-yard run by tailback Trey Babin, who led the Lynx with 69 ~ yards on 6 attempts. ha 'Apr,Aatdattttt ,tartL ,Wttet'emaatotlt-nattmsrrS .tAta"s-daatlaataea.\T ppl a m Y onct Platintil}rA l rrlra. Rhodes led the game 7-0 at halftime and seemed to be in control. But Maryville "t Mcppliisml y I1a lucihtl lasvicuid,. KIxii-inh,,d diA. opened the second half with a nine-play, 70-yard drive which culminated in ^Mnn >. 'eparny Moore's four-yard touchdown run. After that, the Scots took control of the line of scrimmage on offense and defense. Maryville's steady, grinding offense For further information visit the ate up large chunks of time, while their defense shut down the Lynx. Blevins scored the winning touchdown for Maryville, on a one-yard dive with 1:34 left in the third quarter. MicroCenter, 213 Buckman Rhodes offense got untracked late in the fourth quarter, as Robison got hot, at one point completing four consecutive passes. But Maryville's defense stop- or call ext. 3890 ped the Lynx' last hope, as Robison's fourth down pass to Brian Vandegrift with 55 seconds left in the game was ruled incomplete on a controversial call by the referee. Robison ended the game 13-for-25 with 132 yards passing. Starting tailback Greg Ritter ran for 35 yards on four carries. Stephen Staid and Demetri Patikas

S991 AppdeComper. Inc Apple.the Applelogo. aserWinter.Macntos. StyleWoter.and "The powerto beyour bert areregistered trademarks of AppleComputer. Inc led the Lynx' receiving corps. Staid recorded four catches for 58 yards, while lassocisa registeredtrademark licensed to AppleComputer. Inc Patikas, named a pre-season All-American, had three receptions for 33 yards. The Rhode 'ster Vol. 1 No. 19 Rhodes College Thursday, September 19, 1991

I I I Campus Insanity Virus Strikes Nurse Assures Salt is the Cure MEMPHIS-Outbreaks of a unique virus that causes insanity have been recorded in a number of dorms on campus in the past few weeks, accor- ding to a statement released by the Dean of Student Affairs Office. Dr. Gary Lindquester, who has isolated the strain (Rhodentia Demen- tia), says that the first symptoms, acute political correctness, absence from class and an insatiable beer craving usually go unnoticed. "It is not until the actual loss of sanity transpires that the illness is caught," he said. Even then, it's hard to be sure, added Dean of Student Affairs Tom Shandley. "We may have had an outbreak back in 1984. About thirty freshman women showed the symptoms ... but we attributed the dementia to their living in Williford." "But at least they survived!" he's quick to add. "In 1981, two residents announced their intentions to go from the TV room on the first floor to a third floor social room on the other side of the building. They were never seen again . . . although an R.A. does claim to have seen them cutting through a bathroom in late March of 1983 . . . but that's off the subject. Where were we?" While the Dean's office seems to have done little more than issue a state- ment, other campus groups have been quick to act. Student Assembly, for example, unanimously passed a resolution to form a committee that will appoint a task force to draft a resolution that will recommend to the Dean that they be allowed to pursue the issue further. The Infirmary has set up a Do-It-Yourself-Insanity-Virus-Self-Diagnosis-and-Prevention station (with lots of extra Q-tips) and has prepared a high-tech Home Salt Gargling Kit. The mailroom also made some insightful recommendations, I seem to have Students Show EarlySymijnptoms temporarily misplaced them. I know they're around here somewhere ... Dr. Hans Zarkhov, formerly of NASA and current Rhode'ster advising physician; advises those with symptoms to remain calm and avoid all the- Reflections on the Activities Fair buildings on campus with freshman election posters on the doors...or ivy. I had the distinct honor of atten- to bring you, the reader, an objec- decisions, ain't it). -s. ules ding the celebrated "Activities tive account of this fast-breaking Well, that's what higher educa- Fair" on Friday the 13th (sym- news story (and, more important- tion is all about (or so my advisor bolic, maybe?) at the widely ac- ly, so I wouldn't look like a com- tells me); expanding one's horizons Indoor Pool Built claimed "Rat" dining hall plete geek). (it's either that or learning how to (possibly also symbolic) here at I discovered literally hundreds of play whiteball). So I encourage Rhodes College. things to do within the ivy-strewn everybody to experience new an in- In Student Center The purpose behind this gala walls of Rhodes, and indeed all teresting things (that don't violate Phase II of the Briggs Student Center Redevelopment plan was completed event was to allow all of the stu- over the southeastern quadrant of the honor code)-or else you'll be last week with the completion of the new indoor swimming facility. The dent run clubs and organizations to United States of America. Some of clueless for the rest of your natural new pool is located in the basement of the building in what was once the mail room. set up informations booths in order my personal favorites among those lives (uh-huh, just like Dan According to Physical Plant Director Brian Foshee, to educate pathetic souls like represented were the Barry Quayle). Rhodes is the first college in the nation to incorporate a swimming pool in an existing struc- don't Manilow fan club (with that rowdy -Jason "Cassanova" Carmel myself who, in all honesty, ture. The cost of building the pool was not that great since most of the funds "The Copacabana" have a clue as to what they want bunch blaring were obtained from the insurance claim filed on the books that were lost to do with themselves. As a mat- the whole time), Future The Rhodes Men's Studies when water was pumped into the basement. "Activities Fair" Pickpockets of America (by the ter of fact, the Department "We really fooled those insurance guys," Foshee stated, "I mean, they organizers used "clueless people" way, if anybody has found a brown presents really thought that our bookstore was going to be used for college texts effectively as a theme for the din- leather wallet somewhere in the and scholarly books-that's nowhere in the Master Plan of the school." ner time extravaganza. (This may vicinity of the Rat, please let "Home The new pool also has not dampened the spirits of Jane Darr, director explain the unsettling amount of know), and the Society for the Improvement of the Rhodes bookstore. She believes that this will open a new marketing Dan Quayle campaign posters Destruction of Mimes (who, in- and niche which she can exploit. The bookstore will be selling lawn chairs, papering the walls that afternoon). cidently, nearly started an all out towels, tropical drinks, and will provide dressing rooms for a nominal Yes, picture scores of people (at riot when the Mime Federation of Gender Roles" charge. least six) milling aimlessly around America tried to set up a booth fur- SPEAKERS Darr added that the loss of the textbooks because of the filling of the pool, the tastefully decorated Burrow ther down the row.). Robert Bly, poet while costly, did not adfversely affect the revenues of the bookstore since Refectory (not) so completely in- Although I found the whole fair Bob Vila, craftsman she was able to save the important books and periodicals. decisive about which booth to ap- to be educational, the majority of Join host Bill Moyer's for an even- "All of the cookbooks as well as the NationalEnquirer, Star, and both proach, that most simply opted to fair-goers I consulted (specifical- ing of insight and honest, open, of our Elvis magazines were saved. We did lose all of our books written walk outside and watch members ly, me) left without a strong lumber-embracing discussion. by professors, but we managed to save the keychains and boxer shorts." of the Society for Creative gameplan to get involved in the Please join in our efforts to raise However, Darr was quick to add that there weren't that many books by professors in the bookstore in the Anachromism (a.k.a. "those Rhodes community (I did, public awareness and the finacial first palce. medieval-looking dudes") brain however, appreciate the Dan status of speakers hurt by Federal If the finishing touches proceed according to schedule the pool will of- each other with rattan sticks. Quayle bumper stickers given to Public Television budget cuts. ficially open on October 17th. A celebration is planned for the naming of While just as clueless (notice the the general public as thematic party Monday, Sept. 23 the pool, though the current name is "New Pool" since a substantial donor subtle manifestation of the theme) favours). Physical Plant Parking Lot has not come forward. At the opening ceremony President and Mrs. Daughdrill as the rest of the throng (now up I knew I WANTED to become 3:00 will formally dedicate the pool by breaking a bottle of non- alcoholic champagne against the pool so that students under 21 may attend. to as many involved, I just wasn't exactly cer- Please Bring a Hammer and as eight or nine people), The Pep Band will also play a few songs, and the Wool Socks will preform I braved the indecision and stroll- tain how I intended to accomplish a Drum a sychronized swimming routine while singing a barbershop quartet number. ed by each club group in an attempt this (life's just full of these little in- -B. Jordan