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The Grizzly, September 27, 1994

Marc Ellman Ursinus College

Mark Leiser Ursinus College

Hope Rinehimer Ursinus College

Jayson Blocksidge Ursinus College

Nicole D'orsaneo Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Ellman, Marc; Leiser, Mark; Rinehimer, Hope; Blocksidge, Jayson; D'orsaneo, Nicole; Tucker, Colin; Davenport, Amy K.; Epler, Tom; Buckingham, Bill; Falcone, Laurianne E.; Weingroff, Charlie; Geiger, Brad; Savitz, Ryan; Mastrangelo, Tom; and Darby, Alicia, "The Grizzly, September 27, 1994" (1994). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 341. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/341

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Berry's Political Violence in Haiti Will Not Future Uncertain be Tolerated BY JAYSON BLOCKSIDGE from President Clinton that the a safeguard, the U. S. will "in­ Co-News Editor violence will not be tolerated. sist" that the Haitian Army lock Supporters want him to The 1,000 military police offic­ up their annaments in secure ar­ ers will "moderate the conduct of eas overnight. continue campaign According to the Clinton Ad­ Haitian security forces without On Thursday, Rev. Jean­ ministration, the role of the MPs assuming their responsibilities," Bertrand Aristide was honored at or military policeman will be up­ according to the Clinton Admin­ the Pentagon where he gave graded in response to last istration. thanks BY HOPE RINEIDMER Berry apologizes for the use of to the United States, spe­ Tuesday's outbreak of violence The United States Government Co-News Editor the phrase after the radio debate. cifically to Jimmy Carter and However, he would also like ev­ between Haitian police and civil­ is trying to distance itself: through President Clinton for their roles The dilemma facing Dr. Nicho­ eryoneto know that he was never ian protesters. The goal of the these stem security measures, in restoring peace and his author­ las O. Berry is whether to return registered as a "socialist demo­ military police is to discourage from the initial impression that ity in Haiti. Aristide will be the use of unreasonable force by the U. S. acted in alliance with reinstated next month when the to the campaign or to cut his crat. II He did change his voter losses while he is ahead. Berry, registration for a year, after be­ the Haitian security forces. Lieut. Gen. Raoul Cedras' mili­ military leaders are scheduled to the democratic candidate for the ing angered by the democrats, . Concern among Administration tary regime. The U. S. has agreed leave. 150th District house seat, sus­ but it was to a no party registra­ officials over the political impli­ to allow the military leaders to The military police will act pended his campaign two weeks tion, not a socialist democrat. cations of such violence occur­ remain in power until Oct. 15, upon the discretion of their com­ ago, after a sticky debate with Although Berry is being urged ring in front of our inactive sol­ but will not allow a ban on street manders and use force only if incumbent State Representative by his many kind supporters to diers prompted strong assurances demonstrations. Additionally, as absolutely necessary. John Lawless. After the debate, continue his campaign, Berry is the angered Berry made a remark unsure. Berry commented, to Lawless that hurt his chances ''We've got to weigh our chances. for winning the seat. If it's mission impossible I will According to Berry, "the media stay suspended, but if there is a coverage prior to the suspension reasonable chance I will get back of my campaign was horrible. m.. " They (the media) focused almost If, and that is a big if, Berry entirely on the remark, which, as drops out of this race he says he predicted, had a negative effect has no intention of running for on the voters towards my candi­ an office in local politics again. I dacy." Since the suspension, guess politics are a lot like the Berry says the media coverage lottery: you've got to play to has been more favorable. WID.

Photo by Mike Farrand Ursinus Football Played Tough on Family Day (S88 Page 8)

I SPORr.r~ ; :' ''WHAT Movie Maniac Bears Fall SCARES Tears Up Against ME" The Pelican Brief Western Maryland -- Page 5 -- Page 4 -- Page 8 Page 2 nae Griz:zJy September 27, 1994 News Global Perspectives Status of Citizenship What is Questioned Newman BY JAYSON BLOCKSIDGE Co-News Editor BY JAYSON BLOCKSIDGE crimes against someone. What they Society? Co-News Editor can do is revoke citizenship through International: civil denaturalization proceedings, - In China, the Communist Party plans to increase the production of Based on the disclosure of reveal­ by presenting evidence that the de­ The Newman Society gives vehicles to three million by the end ofthe decade. The vehicles, because ing evidence from the archives of fendant has lied about his wartime Catholic students an opportunity they are small in size, will be geared towards the individual consumer. the Lithuanian Government, Fed­ actiVIties on his immigration pa­ together to explore their faith. All In the past, emphasis was given to larger vehicles, such as minivans, to eral prosecutors asked a court in pers. The charges accuse Mr. Newman events are open to the encourage car pooling. American, Japanese, and European car manu­ Boston last Wednesday to strip the Lileikis accuse him of heading op­ entire campus community. Com­ facturers are competing for rights to participate in a number of joint­ United States citizenship from an erations for the Lithuanian secret munity service is a significant di­ venture partnerships with China's state-owned auto combines to pro­ 87-year-old man accused of Nazi police in Vilnius province where mension of this group. Trips to a duce several versions of the family sedan. war crimes. close to 60,000 jews were mur­ soup kitchen in Norristown are ar­ The charges were brought up dered. ranged on a weekly basis. All trips - The United Nations Security council discussed several resolutions, against Aleksandras Lileikis, a re­ Mr. Lileikis became a natural­ run on Sunday mornings between one demanding that Bosnian Serb forces permit the movement of tired manager at a Lithuanian en­ ized citizen of the United States in 8:30 a.m. and 12:00 p.m. In addi­ United Nations troops and relief organizations near towns where cyclopedia publishing concern, who 1976. In 1956, upon gaining entry tion, a trip to the Royersford Geri­ thousands ofMuslirns have been persecuted as part of "ethnic cleans­ now lives in Norwood, Mass. Ap­ into the United States, he filled out atric and Rehabilitation Center is ing" practices. parently, Mr. Lileikis headed a papers in which he denied being being planned with the help ofUC Gestapo force in Lithuania that sent involved in the persecutions. Fed­ HOT S.H.O.T.S. National: Jews to labor camps and Nazi ex­ eral prosecutors will try to use the Besides service, the Newman So­ - The Senate voted last Wednesday, 94 to 5, to commend President ecution squads from 1941-1944. evidence from Lithuanian archives ciety will be having speakers from Clinton on his handling of Haiti in which there was no bloodshed. It Prosecutors do not have the au­ to prove his part in the World War St. Eleanor's Church on a monthly also gave support to the American soldiers and vowed to return them thority, according to Federal law, to II atrocities. basis. A deacon and sister from Sl home as soon as possible. Still members of both parties view the bring criminal charges for war Eleanor have enthusiastically situation as typical of President Clinton's constant wavering onimpor­ agreed to hold a question and an­ tant political decisions. swer session about the Catholic faith at7p.m. on Wednesday, September - A recent study by Dr. Mary Anne Rossing of the University of 28. Topics such as evolution, Washington reports that women treated with infertility drugs have a Battle women as priests, abortio~ and the risk ofovarian cancer that is 2.5 times higher than that of women in the new Catechism will be addressed general population. Out of the 3,837 women studied, 11 developed by future speakers. Between these ovarian cancer, while the number expected from statistical calculations of the monthly speakers, there will be stu­ was 4.4 cases. The findings do not prove that infertility drugs cause dent-run discussions on a wide va­ cancer but they do suggest a probable link. Sexes riety of topics through the help of HAVE A NICE DAY! Catholic Update and Scripture from Scratch. Both discussions and The womeR scored yet another speakers are held at 7 p.rn. on se­ point in the on-going battle of the lected Wednesdays in the sexes. How? This time the women Bomberger Meditation Chapel. Finally, the Newman Society is have gained the lead by volunteer­ bringing back Jason Pierce, the ing their time (and dorm rooms) for Christian singer and guitarist who a good cause. The Admissions performed here last year. Jason Office is looking for hosts for the innovativelyoombines his own com­ annual Red and Gold program. The positions with popular Christian women of Ursinus have risen to the music. He will perform in Wismer Parents' Lounge at 8 p.m. on in occasion, but where are all the men? Co-Editors Chief Wednesday, November 16th. Marc Ellman Mark: Leiser Surely there are enough on this For more information regarding campus to host the masses of the Newman Society meetings or prospectiveguys that will be flood­ service events, contact Carolyn Editorial Board ing Ursinus for the Red and Gold McNamara at x3056. days. So, ifany ofyou gentleman would News Jayson Blocksidge Features Alicia Darby ••• .+. ••• Hope Rinehimer Jill Schnadet like to help out Ursinus, you can. • • • Opinions Thomas Epler Sports Tom Mastrangelo Just return the slip slip you re­ Assistant Opinions Doug Plitt Charlie Weingroff ceived in your mail boxes asking Entertainment Colin Tucker Assistant Sports Brad Geiger you to volunteer or stop by the Ad­ Faculty Advisor missions Office as soon as possible. Margot Kelley In addition to the benefits of help­ ing Ursinus, meeting new people, BEA General Staff and feeling good about yourself for Business Manager Mike Fleming; Circulation Manager Mike Farrand; D1ustrators Dominic Bui. Jen doing it, you will also receive a free Courtney. Photographer Mike Farrand; Assistant Photographers Lon L. Engler, Shannon Kinkaid; gift! HOST! Staff Ian Rhile. Corrie Stankiewicz; Writers Jennifer Brown, William Buckingham, Amy K.. Davenport, For more information, contact NicoleD'orsaneo~ Laurie Falcone, Erik Ferragut j David Gaft, Jason Kindt, Richard Le, Stephanie Piraino, the Admissions Office at x2224. Tarik Qasim, Dana VanBuskirk, Fred Woll September 27, 1994 Features The Grizzly Pagel Roving Reporter What's Up BY ALICIA DARBY Sgt. Grizz... "Nothing Jl.· Co-Features Editor In Wellness But The Bear Facts." ~ If you could be anybody for a day, who would it be and why?

Corrie Stankiewicz, junior BY NICOLE D'ORSANEO 9-17-94 at 3:05a.m.- Security is notified by an aJm student that I want to be Ian Rhile on the day of a P-cbem test! Of Tire Grizzly a white truck bad followed her onto campus and was acting in a suspicious manner. The student entered .the nearest resideooe ball In today's society, thin is in . On and calJed Security. Security checked the area but could oot locate Brenda Stryjewski, junior television, radio, and pnnt, the mes­ the veb.icle. SGT. GRIZZ COMMENDS THE SnJDENT FOR I want to be me in Bermuda for a day. That's who I want to be. sage comes in loud and clear. "the key to happiness, success, or love is look­ HER MA1UR.E JUDGEMENT. Chris Deussing, sophomore ing t.emfic". This can be achieVed by I would be anybody, because then I would be SOMEBODY ... joining Jenny Cnng, We1ght Watch­ 9-17-94 at 10:20 p.m.- Approximately twelve males gathered just thi.nlc about it. ers, or the like. However, th1s message outside ofReimert JooJcing for a resident to sign them in. Security is not always a pos1tive one. Crash denied them access due to their age and numbers. A shore wbile Georgia Hurff, junior dieting ts not the solution. "l'be only later, Security Officers caught some of these subJects entering healthy way to lose we1gbt," as stated I think that if I could be anybody for a day it would have to be the Reimen through an open window. They were caught, identified, by Juditb Radmor, Ph.D, .. is to eat Warner Sister Dot from Animaniacs. I'd kill to be that cute! escorted away,and a letter was sent totheirbomes stating that they nutnuonally balanced meals consis­ are officially banned from campus. tently over a period of lime, thereby Dan Tomlinson, junior raising the metabolic rate." A comb•• Any 0-Chi chick because I want to see what it feels like to be really nation of good eatmg hab1ts and some 9-1 8-94 at 2:00 a.m.- Security responds to the Quad after being cool for a day! form of aerob1c exercise performed advised ofa domestic problem between a student and her boyfriend. three limes per week for thirty mmutes Security escorted the person from campus and the incident was should achieve opltmal results. reported to the Collegeville Police. The individual bas been banned However, on the fl1p s1de of healthy from campus. dieting and exerc1sing emerges two serious situations, anorexia nervosa and 9-18-94 at 4:15a.m.- Security responds to a trouble alarm in a bulimia. The average American 5'3" residence hall. It was learned that the occupants discoonected the woman wetghs 145 pounds. But, com­ bad pared to tbe models, who range from alarm after it activated. 5'1" to 6'0" tall and weigh 110 pounds, it seems logical for many to doubt the1r 9-18-94 at 7:45 a.m.- While on oormal patrol, Security finds an body image. Females distort their body illegal keg hidden in the bathroom ofa residence hall. The keg and image up to 30% on average. tap were confiscated. The matter was referred to the Residence Life I asked some students about their Office. personal experiences with eatmg dis­ orders. One student reported that her 9-18-94 at 4:45 p.m.- Security responds to a residence hall and friend who is suffering from anorexia learns that unknown person(s) removed a shelf from the bathroom. would prepare elaborate meals but is refuse to eat them because refusal was The incident under investigation. her control over her eating habits. She was a compulsiVe exerciser and would 9-19-94 at 2:15p.m.- While checking on a troubled fire alarm, work out for hours. Another student, Security and Physical Plant discovered that a student bad removed who is struggling to mainta•n healthy the detector from the waJI. The matter was referred to the eating habits, believes that her prob­ Residence Life Office. lem stems from her family life. In her male-dominant household, the women SGT. GRlZZ REMINDS ALL STUDENTS THAT BY DISCON­ are &upposed to maintain a slender figure. Whatever the circumstances NECTING TilE DETECTORS, YOU ALSO AFFECfTHEOVER­ may be, eating d1sorders are perceived ALL SYSTEM AND PUT YOUR HALLMA TES IN POSSIBLE as tbe solution to one's emotional prob­ JEOPARDY. lems. However, as a snowball gains size and momentum down a hill, so 9-19-94 at 11:00 p.m.- Security officers are called to the Quad after does the disorder as it takes over one's reports of a "streaking incident". It was learned that 15-20 males life. participated, and even though there was very little evidence, lhe The following are a few warning matter was refemd to the Residence Life Office. signs for anorexia and bulimia. For anorexia. there will be abnormal weight 9-21-94 at 2:30 p.m.- Security responded to Corson HaJJ and ~ Green Tips ~ loss of 25% or more with no medical reason, reduction of food intake and learned that a visitor bad acted in a bizarre and disorderly ma.oner. denial ofbunger, prolonged exercising The person could not be located and the information was shared despite fatigue, and an intense fear of with the Collegeville Police. .EAC:I: Americans drive nearly 4 billion miles gainmg weight. Signs for bulimia in­ a day, using 200 million gallons of gas. clude controlling one's weight by diet, 9-22-94 at 12:45 a.m.- Security is informed that a student was -.. vomiting, or laxatives, secrecy about receiving harassing phone calls. As the Collegeville Police were .Ill: Don't exceed the speed limit. A car is 20- binges and vomllmg, and depressive being called, it was discovered that this was a joke. The matter was moods following these binges. Most referred to the Residence Life Office. 30% more efficient travelling at 50 mph than at people suffering from bulimia are the 70 mph. right weight for tbeir height, but be­ lieve they are too heavy. REMINDER: BEGINNING SEPTEMBERJO, OLIN HALL WILL For more inf~,nnahon about eating BE OPEN UNTIL 1:00 AM. STUDENTS WISHING TO USE disorders, healthy d1etmg, or proper OLIN WILL NEED TO HAVE THEIR IDENTIFJCA TION AND exercise pn1grams. cunlact the Coun­ ARE REQUIRED TO SIGN IN AT TilE FRONT DESK. AS OF selling and Wellness Center. OCTOBER 30, OLIN HOURS WILL BE EXTENDED TO 3:00 A.M. UNTIL THE END OF THE SEMESTER. Page 4 The Grizzly Opinions September 27, 1994 On Being Reared in the U.S. What Scares Me

BY BILL BUCKINGHAM BY mOMAS EPLER again. It gets to me. It gets to me be­ being. That's why we call our­ Ofthe Grizzly selves human beings, isn't it? Be­ Opinions Editor Businesses profit from our guilt; cause, given a choice, I would not cause we are supposed to be! when they are out to sell something, choose to live by the standards of I was in the CVS Phannacy last The phrase human being implies You are encouraged to dismiss the they will bombarded us with "inad­ this society. If I could choose my week at the Trappe Center, and I that we are imperfect, and that we follOWing complaints with personal equacies" that their product or their own course for existence, modera­ couldn't help but notice that Hal­ probably won't always feel like be­ charity will correct. Widespread tion would be the modus operandi. examples that contradict them. loween is just around the comer. weight-maintenance programs and There would be no Big Gulps, drunk­ ing intense or passionate. Almost Already there are displays full of As I enter my twenty-second year self-help programs offer their emo­ enness would not be the sole objec­ every day, we'll feel like giving up candy, greeting cards, and even of being socialized in the modes tional and physical "health" to us­ tive for the consumption ofalcohol, and throwing in the towel. But those little ghost-like figures that and mores of this country, I some­ as if we cannot look within our­ and McDonalds' ExtraHefty when we get knocked down, we get hang from the ceiling. As these how feel qualified to begin criticiz­ selves to find it! SuperSize GreaseSponge Value up again. When we fall off the mini-ghosts were shaking and mak­ ing some of the accepted tenets of Meals might be the reflection of an beam, we climb back on again. ing various eerie sounds, I chuckled our society. imaginative (and lean) author. When we get offcourse, we find our to myself and thought about all Recently, a campus professor had I recently listened to a friend as way again. We don't quit Even those goblins, demons, and various her class members list ten of their she explained her pasttime of mak­ when we don't feel like it, or when Ultimately, it other frightening creatures we en­ strongest attributes. Students ing interesting envelopes for her we fail, we find a way to press on. counter this time ofyear. I remem­ hemmed and hawed, twisting and friends. She has a small collection What scares me most is losing is for us to bered the feelings I had on my first turning their pens, looking around of envelope patterns, with which that passion for living. It happens trick-or-treat exwrsion as my broth­ the room. Most didn't get past five. she frames interesting and amus­ when we let life's problems over­ ers and myself explored the dark When asked to list their shortcom­ filter ing pictures and cartoons. She then whelm us, and dictate that we sub­ streets of our hometown. We were ings, they were ready to get started sends these creations on to friends mit to its mundane cycle. It hap­ full of wonder and excitement, but right away. In fact, they were ready and relatives-a labor of love, for pens when we let people steer us through the mostly we were scared out of our to burst with anticipation at being which she receives not monetary with their Siren call to mediocrity. wits. (Hey, those bjg kids were allowed to list them! compensation but a feeling of great It happens when we become mired mean, some of the old folks gave us When the teacher asked the stu­ assumptions satisfaction and pleasure. I am in the quicksand of low expecta­ the creeps, and getting a candy bar dents to pick an attribute and share struck by this only because she was tions, shallow dreams, and no vi­ from the funeral director was it with the class, most students not raised in our society. She has sion. What scares me is that a day that society enough to give anyone second apologetically whispered or stated not been indoctrinated with the prin­ may come when I won't fight any­ thoughts.) Of course, I no longer their talent in the fonn of a ques­ Giple of opportunity cost, that the more, and I'll be like everyone else, will make for harbor those types offears, and this tion: "I can sing well?" None stood time spent doing that could be spent average and ordinary. time ofyear now brings some outra­ on the desk and proclaimed that he in different ways. There is no com­ To keep me from losing my pas­ geous fun. However, that doesn't or she could do something out­ us. pensation at the back of her mind. sion, I try to connect with those who mean I'm never afraid. standing, although all could. People here seem to lack pure pur­ seem to have an inner fire. I try to The afraid I'm speaking of here be optimistic and positive even in It has become more and more suits~ that is, compensation of some is not that short-lived temporary apparent that we are taught to hate There are those who capitalize on form is always considered. the most adverse situations. I try to fear I derive from a good horror ourselves for being alive! We are our starvation for gospel. They Truly, there are many unfortu­ surround myself with friends who movie, a late night stroll in the expected to bear and share guilt for thrive on the possibility of telling nate aspects of our cultural social­ want to do something special with basement of Pfahler Hall, or an others at many turns in our days. OTHERS what to do and how to act. ization in the United States. There their lives, and I always remain order of mozzarella sticks from Sympathy and empathy are human, At times, "The Man" has success­ are also many advantages to living afraid that tomorrow I won't "seize Zack's. No, it is a fear which is and empowennent to the disadvan­ fully gotten me to see myselfthrough here. Ultimately, it is up to us to the day." permanently engraved on my inner One must wonder how I got all of taged is necessary. But why has others' eyes~ that is, unless I con­ filter through the assumptions that most being. It is the fear of losing guilt become the standard by which sciously put it in check, this society society will make for us, and to this thought out of a visit to a drug my passion for living. to maintain our attention? has duped me into believing that develop a responsibility for our own store in Trappe?!! I'm not really To me, having a passion for liv­ Homelessness is not my fault, but it others' expectations can become a growth. We are much more pre­ sure. One thing I am sure about, ing means having an intensity about may be within my talents to work at logical determinant for my actions. pared to deal with others once we though, is that when my last day is life. It means never being compla­ eradicating it. Slavery was not our "When I listen to this pseudochrist, have a firm grip on ourselves. spent, I will want to be content in cent, never being satisfied. It means fault, but we are responsible for and when I follow its teachings, the way my life was lived. On that always striving and churning and ensuring that it doesn't happen then I will be a better person." day I want to forever be liberated learning and creating. It means from what it is that scares me. Register To Vote! WHERE 'IOU WORK WHEN 'IOU GET OUT OF COLLEGE DEPENDS ON WHAT 'IOU DO NOW. Voter Regisration will be held in The Phi,UuteLphia center provLctes lit flAll semester's crectLt for !10ur Wismer from 4:30 to 6:00 p.m. on Lvr,ternshLp litnct (itClitctemi.c semLnlitrs. Wednesday September 28th, Recent internships have involved the PA Attorney General's Office, Merill Lynch, LSI through Friday, September 30. Communications, Women Organized Against Rape, and the Jefferson University Hospital. Also, sign up to receive a free voter guide, a . packet with each cantidate's platform and FLnctout m.ore litl10ut the progrlitm on ~DAY, SEPTEMBER 29, views on issues for the upcoming election. from 1:00 to 2:00. p.m. Ln the WISMER PARENTS' LOUNGE. Sponsored by College Republicans September 27, 1994 A&E The Grizzly

Movie Mania

BY COLIN TUCKER rate. This brief puts Darby's life in script like a robot. Even Denzel tom of the mystery of the kidnap­ a much more hilarious one-man Arts and Entertainment Editor jeopardy, and countless people chase Washington, who is usually a won­ ping of Snowflake, the Miami Dol­ show. I know I say this a lot, but her. She goes to reporter Gray derful actor, was lackluster. When phins' mascot, and quarterback Dan some of you without a sense of This week, my column will be de­ Grantham (Denzel Washington) for I saw this in the theater, I got so Marino. This was one of the funni­ humor will think this is utterly stu­ voted to the movies playing in help in getting out ofthis extremely bored that my friends and I started est movies I have ever seen. There pid. However, I loved it, and ifyou Wismer this coming weekend. sticky situation. I thoroughly en- throwing Milk Duds at the screen. were countless sight gags, and Jim have a chance, check this out on joyed the book, but this translation I even hit Julia Roberts a few times! Carrey was a riot as he did many Saturday. Rating- 9 (Excellent) The Pelican Brief- (Friday & Sun­ into a movie was, well, pretty bad, . In a nutshell, you will probably impressions, had many good lines day, 8:00 p.m.) Asa loyal Grisham especially after the excellent theat- have a better time on Friday or which are being repeated at college Movie quote of the week- Last reader, I was extremely disap­ rical adaptation of The Firm. Be- Sunday night if you stay in your campuses across the country such week's quote "If I'm not back in 5 pointed by this movie. Based on the cause of weak direction and a lousy room and study. Rating- 3 (poor) as "All righty then!" and minutes, just wait longer" was iden­ very good John Grisham book, the screenplay, the movie, which runs "Reeeeally!" (See movie quote of tified by our distinguished, cool, movie is about two Supreme Court an excessive two and a half hours, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective- (Sat­ the week also), and contorted his suave editor-in-chief, the man, the justices, one very conservative, the moves at a snail's pace. Action urday, 8 p.m.) On the other hand, face in every possible direction. myth, the legend, Mr. Mark Leiser. other very liberal, who were mur­ scenes were boring, and the movie Ace Ventura is a very enjoyable After his performance in this movie, (They say it never hurts to suck up dered. Law student Darby Shaw was marred with uninspired acting movie. It was panned by just about I am not surprised that he rose to to the boss). It was from Ace (Julia Roberts) writes a brief that from all ofthe actors. JuliaRoberts, every critic (except me), yet it was stardom so quickly (He now carries Ventura: Pet Detective. Hey! I links the two murders and blames who, in my opinion, is the most still a $75 million dollar hit in the a $5 million price tag to appear in reviewed that this week! What an many people, inculding some ofthe overrated actress in the movie busi - theaters. Go figure. The plot is movies). Unlike this summer's The amazing coincidence! This week's top brass in the White House. Ap­ ness, is, as usual, not acting, but simple: pet detective Ace (Jim Mask, in which Carrey was over­ quote is "Your ego is writing checks parently the brief is dead-on accu- simply reading the lines from the Carrey) has to get down to the bot- shadowed by special effects, A ce is that your body can't cash!"

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OffBeat By Dominic Bui BY AMY K. DAVENPORT O/The Grizzly physical beauty is representative of an underlying "conflict about Dr. Judith Rabinor presented a women having power." She pro­ lecture entitled "Love Me Slender: poses that as the "body image be­ Reclaiming Body, Mind and Soul" comes more unachievable" greater on September 21. Dr. Rabinor is amounts ofenergy are needed in the the director ofthe American Eating attempt to achieve these body im­ Disorders Center of Long Island. ages. Therefore, "women's ener­ The lecture was the first of three in gies are drained from developing a a campus Well ness Program series strong self-identity," which accord­ emphasizing eating disorders. ing to Rabinor deprives women of Rabinor's lecture discussed the power. epidemic of eating disorders, espe­ The lecture also touched upon cially with regard to American men and eating disorders. Rabinor women. Rabinor explained that a stated that a "cultural shift" is mak­ person suffering from an eating dis­ ing"menmore concerned with their order, such as anorexia or bulimia, body image." With regard to recov­ internalizes hislher pain. The body ery, Rabinor stressed that an indi­ then becomes the vehicle through vidual with an eating disorder must which the pain is expressed. learn to "verbalize the pain," which Rabinordiscussed how media and is a difficult yet possible process. advertising "set up unachievable The Well ness Center has infor­ body images" for women, and con­ mation and counseling available vey the message that women "must for anyone who would like infor­ pelfectthemselvesphysically." This mation regarding eating disorders. idea tied into one ofRabinor' slarger Also, a group of Ursin us peer edu­ themes which was that "women in cators will present a workshop, our culture are being silenced." "How to Eat Healthily," on Wednes­ WHEY!! That guy 1s cheating!!W Rabinor suggests that the fixation day, October 5 at 7 p.m. in Olin of American culture on women's Auditorium. Page 6 The Grizzly Sports September 27, 1994 Defense To Do It For Eagles

BY BRAD GEIGER For this Eagles team to go any­ Lewis Tillman ofthe Bears and com­ Brad I s College Assistant Sports Editor where, Cunningham will have to pletely befuddled Packers' QB Brett perform at the level he did in 1990 Favre all day-all because of Carson. Everyone close your eyes and take and the early parts of the last two Against Green Bay he confused Favre Top 10 a deep breath. Think back to July years on a consistent basis, not by blitzing his LB' s then faking a 19th, 1994, the first day of Eagles only in September. blitz before dropping back into a training camp at WestChesterUni­ The major problem of this of­ zone. versity. fense is the running game. The Free agent acquisitions William 1. Florida- Finally won at Tennessee; now only if head coach Steve As players filed into the dorms revamped offensive line, with Fuller and Burt Grossman have four Spurrier would learn to keep his mouth shut. and head coach Rich Kotite layed Antone Davis at Left Guard and and three sacks, respectively. Safe­ 2. Florida St.- Beat the ACC's second best team, North Carolina, out the gameplan: Herschel Walker Broderick Thompson at Right ties Michael Zordich and Greg Jack­ with ease. off left tackle and Herschel off right Tackle, is not exactly opening up son are starting to get the hang of 3. Nebraska- Won a hard-fought game against mighty Pacific. tackle, most 'Bird' followers shared holes that trucks can get through. Carson's system, each playing well Biggest test will come against Colorado. a common viewpoint. The offense, When the holes are there Walker in the last two games. William Perry 4. Penn St.- Had closest game in a while on Sat. against Rutgers QB Randall Cunningham and WR takes 10 seconds to hit them. James is playing well against the run, and before squeaking out a 55-27 win. Tough game this Sat. against Fred Barnett returning from inju­ Joseph is playing nicely, especially Greg Townsend is solid when play­ Temple. ries, would shine, while the de­ catching balls out ofthe backfield, ing inside on third and long situa­ 5. Colorado- How they won against Michigan, I'll never know. A fense, filled with incoming veter­ but is not the solution to a team's tions. Old-timers Andy Harmon, true miracle. Seriously, tough game at Texas this Sat. ans from around the league, would running problems. Vaughn Byron Evans and Willie Thomas 6. Arizona- "Desert Swann Defense" shut down Bill Walsh's be a question mark. Hebron is effective in spurts but is continue to shine. Thomas and Cardinals. Going into the bye week with a 2- not a 20-carry running back. Harmon had blockbuster games 7. Notre Dame- Ron Powlus will be special, but not quite yet the 1 record, the tables seemed to have Rookie Charlie Garner, who has against the Packers. Hall of Famer Chris Collinsworth makes him out to be. turned a little bit. The offense will been battling a rib injury, may be If not for Carson this team would 8. Auburn- The gods are on their side because I don't know how else look sharp in one game, only to the answer. be in the dark. The offense has great Terry Bowden's team beat LSU two weeks ago. come out flat the next. On the other Kotite has received much heat potential, but it can't be counted on 9. Michigan- As long as Gary Moeller is the coach there, they will hand, except for the final quarter for his conservative play calling yet to win games week -in and week­ never win more than one big game a year. against the Bears and CB Mark and not utilizing Cunningham's out. That leaves the defense which, 10. Miami- 58 game home winning streak now stands at O. McMillan's inept coverage in the abilities. However, good teams thankfully, has Carson at the con- . troIs. Hopefully, the defense and '---______---1 season opener against the Giants, are able to execute the basic plays. the defense has smothered the op­ The Eagles do not. Roll-outs and Bud Carson will take this team into ponent. trick plays are good for first downs the playoffs. Why this reversal of fortune, you and a touchdown here and there, ask? but executing basic plays wins Cunningham's play has been bril­ playoff games. liant at times, so-so at others. He Ifan MVP award has to be given has shown that he is capable of on this Eagles team, it should un­ reading defenses and threading the doubtedly go to defensive coordi­ needle, which he did against the nator Bud Carson. He has taken Bears. Hisscramblingabilitiesseem many loose parts and placed them to be surfacing again, evident by his together into an effective unit. The two key scrambles against Green Eagles' defense held Giants' run­ Bay on which he converted first ning back Rodney Hampton to 80 downs on two third and long plays. yards on 26 carries, shut down September 27, 1994 Sports The Grizzly Page 7 UC Volleyball Battles Floor UC X-C Runners Are Problems and Injuries New and Improved

BY LAURIE FALCONE verelyaffected our ability to work match on September 21 against East­ BY RY AN SAVITZ men's x-c team. Of The Grizzly together as a team." Injuries have ern College 15-3 and 15-6. Keyplays Of the Grizzly On Friday, September 16, the also taken their toll. Key players were made by Kelly Hoopes and lenni team competed in a 5K race at West such as sophomore captain Amy Nelson. Kelly had 3 kills and lenni The Ursinus men's Cross Coun­ Chester University The Bears im­ The 1994 season of U rsinus' Bistline have been forced to sit had 3 kills and 3 assists, try team, coached by Peter Cooke proved over their last showing at women's volleyball team is well out several matches despIte their The Bears also lost their second and Aimee Puleo, continues to grow the ClassIc where only three run­ underway. Under the instruction of eagerness to participate. match to Rosemont College In a best and improve. This year's returrung ners competed WIth a full team, Ursinus graduate Robin Trautmann, The team boasts senior captain of 3 competition. Rosemont took the runners, Bayard Huck, Jason the Bears ran very competltIvely. thirteen members play hard despite Kelly Hoopes, sophomore setter first and last games 15-12 and 15-6 Harrell, and Ryan Savitz, competed Seruor captain Savitz was the first obstacles. One such impediment is lenni Nelson, and freshman out­ respectively. UC won the second in the season opening Golden Bear Bear finisher at 18: 49. He was our unfinished gym floor. While side hitter Angie Kurtz. game 15-5. Exceptional plays were Classic here at Ursinus. Savitz followed by Delin and Huck who using Bryn Mawr College as the The Bears lost their home made by Angie Kurtz with 5 kills, 2 finished the roughly five mile race both ran very well. team's home court has been better opener to defending league cham­ service aces, and 1 block. Kelly 3rd overall in 31:30. He was fol­ than nothing, the players feel that pions Franklin & Marshall 15-7, Hoopes had 1 service ace, 9 kills, and lowed by Huck (lOth) and Harrell Go their team unity has been affected 15-7, and 15-8. Exceptional plays 3 blocks. lenni Nelson had 1 service (14th). The three runners are now by it. As stated by sophomore setter were made by Kelly Hoopes and ace, 4 kills, and 9 assists. joined by Mike Vergano, Tony UC Jenni Nelson, "I feel the support lenni Nelson. Their next match is at Muhlenberg Ciliberto, Mike Lease, and Brian we've lost from students has se- The Bears dropped their first on Tuesday, September 27 at 7 p.m. Delin on the new improved Ursinus Sports! CHUCK'S WAGON

BY CHARLIE WEINGROFF All rightythen. Let's talk some him with a 33 inch Easton Black to be a good Finals. The Rangers' captain Mark Co-Sports Editor NFL. Now I said last week that I Magic. A question to Eagles rookie Hockey has certainly been the Messier is holding out for more would stick with the Arizona Rob­ running back Charlie Gamer: Is your most active of the three sports not money. There's that recurring Well another week has passed ins. Let me tell you something favorite Cypress Hill song "Hits From in-season. Of course, the pending theme again. How can anyone jus­ us by. What I'd like to open with about BuddyBalI down in Ari­ The Bong?" labor situation spearheads any NHL tify not signing Messier for what­ this week though, is something that zona. I have learned through my Major League Baseball is still on news. The season will most likely ever he wants? Not only do his happened two Saturdays ago. Let sources that Buddy Ryan has strike. not start on time. Commissioner skills still rank him among the elite me begin with this. There was once posted signs on area telephone Another question to Phil lies GM Gary Bettman has said that the in the league, but he has that ability a local newspaper that had the fol­ poles looking for anyone willing Lee Thomas: Do the St. Louis Cardi­ season will not start without a col­ of leadership that every winning lowing headline: "Three quarters to play quarterback with two legs nals want you to be their GM so you lective bargaining agreement. team needs. See New York Rang­ of the world is covered by water. with matching feet and one but can ruin their farm system too? That's all fine and dandy, but now ers, '93-'94 championship season. The other quarter is covered preferably two opposable thumbs. The NBA Finals have been de­ that Big Gary is dealing with semi­ You can take that to the bank. by ...... Brian Faso." Now I checked Responders have included Rich cided. The regular season and play­ educated Canadian farmboys in the A question to the one remaining with Brian first, and he said that it Gannon, Ken Covone, Phil offs do not need to be played. Both NHL and not the numbskulls of the horrible Flyers goaltender Dominic was okay to announce that he was Simms, Pork Chop Pough, and the Suns and the Magic made moves NBA, he's not going to sucker any­ Roussel: Is your favorite cheese selected ECAC South and Centen­ Michael Jordan. In all serious­ to solidify the Finals. The Magic one into a cap like he did in the Swiss? nial Conference Defensive Player ness, the Cardinals are in deep dealt Scott Skiles to the Bullets to free NBA. The NHL Players Associa­ Last week's trivia question was of the Week and we are all very trouble if Steve Beurlein, the ac­ up money for Horace Grant. Scott tion will not accept any salary cap answered in parts by several, but proud. Faso had three picks and curate Jay Shroeder, or the Punky Skiles made about $2 million. The or whatever Bettrnan wants to call only one person answered com­ many tackles in the win over F & M. QB Jim McMahon don't start hit­ Miami Heat offered guard Brian Shaw it. The NHLP A should call him out pletely, Ashok Paramaswaren. Belated congratulations to the team ting the wide side of a bam with $2 million to resign with them. Well, and knock some sense into him. I Ashok completely answered that and Brian. their passes. the Magic replaced the $2 million find it very hard to believe that Gary Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat was While we're talking about school The Denver Broncos are a com­ Skiles with the apparently $2 million Bettman or Bud Selig would be very put out by Don "Magnificent" related matters, let's take a brief plete hoax. That's right, a hoax. Brain Shaw. Shaw signed for receptive to a limit to what they Muraco, Randy "Macho Man" Sav­ look at the Intramural Flag Football Everyone said in the preseason $682,500. That kind of sacrifice is could earn. age, and Jake "The Snake" Roberts. scene before we delve into real that now that John Elway has what championships are made out of. Well, well, well, it's a small Muraco hung Steamboat over the sports. The first of the two divi­ Andre Miller and Rod Bernstine The most devastating force on the world. Good, old Ron Hextall has top rope with his own karate black sions, the Black, is clearly where to throw to instead of Reggie Riv­ planet, ShaquilleO'Neal, doesn't hurt resurfaced on Broad Street for the belt. Savage administered one of the champion will be decided. De­ ers and Arthur Marshall, he will either. Flyers. Hextall is definitely an im­ the most brutal beatings ever in the fending champion APO has a ton of finally win the Big One. I say Big The Suns dealt Cedric Ceballos to provement, but so would the Scare­ WWF, which included the crush­ speed but lost their shifty option QB One because the closest the word the Lakers. There is no questioning crow from the Wizard of Oz. Play­ ing of Steamboat's larynx forcing Matt Stephens. ZX has almost a Super (as in Bowl) is going to get Ceballos' ability (as I called him a ing with six skaters and no goalie him to go to speech therapy. Fi­ dozen former football players, and to the Broncos is as in Super potential All-Star last week). His would be an improvement. On the nally, Jake The Snake DOTed Clamer and Friends is absolutely Dufuses. The' d' in dufus cer­ playing time was certainly going to other side of the trade is Tommy Steamboat several times on the con­ loaded. The Gold Division is lead tainly correlates with 'd' as in be in question, though, with all the Soderstrom and a mid-round draft crete ring floor. Good work Ashok. by Delta Pi and their star QB Steve defense as in dormant and dead. Suns' other forwards. Gettinga num­ choice. I guess the Islanders were The next installment of The World Renzi and the formidable Chip If anyone saw the Raiders-Bron­ ber one draft pick in return for looking for a reliable zamboni driver Wrestling Federation Trivia Ques­ Vagnoni. It certainly would be an cos in Week 3, then you probably Ceballos and unloading a part oftheir in Soderstrom. I hope they know tion of the Week is this: Who was upset ifthey were unseated by POD, know what I'm talking about. If cluttered rotation will enable the Suns something that I don't because the first challenger to defeat Hulk APES, or anyone else in their divi­ anyone who knows number 31 on to win and get along with each other Soderstrom is a sieve, and he should Hogan for the WWF World's Cham­ sion. It would also be a big upset if the Broncos who love tapped more easily. Rookie of the Year be back in Sweden cleaning streets pionship, and what was the ensuing anyone not in the Black Division James Jett in an effort to tackle candidates Wesley Person and Anto­ or something because he certainly controversy? That's all for this gets those cool intramural champi­ him, please tell me so I can beat nio Lang·won 't hurt either. It's going can't play hockey. week, and the pleasure was all yours. onship T-shirts. Page 8 The Grizzly Sports September 27, 1994- Bears Drop Close One to Western Maryland BY CHARLIE WEINGROFF back. Some big defensive stands Co-Sports Editor led by sacks from safety John Scorsone and tackle Jon Oliver Coming off a big victory at spurred the offense. Lafond hit Franklin and Marshall last week to tight end Rob Owens and wide re­ even their record at 1-1, the U rsinus ceiver T.J. Coyle for some huge football team dropped a heartbreak­ first downs as the Bears marched ing 22-20 decision to The Green down the field. The drive ended Terror of Western Maryland. The with Lafond hitting wide receiver game, played on Family Day, was Matt McCarte on a 15-yard slant highlighted by a furious Bear come­ for a touchdown that cut the deficit back in the second half, some mon­ to 19-13. McCarte ended up with strous sacks, and a last second field four catches on the day, while Coyle goal. and Owens had three each. The Green Terror opened the With the Terror deciding to keep scoring in the first quarter with passing the football rather than run­ Terror quarterback, Brian Van ning it to run out the clock, defen­ Deusen, running for the first of his sive end Jack Reich caused Van two touchdowns. Van Deusen' s 5 Deusen to cough up the football. yard run put the Terror ahead 6-0, The Bears recovered the fumble at as the extra point missed. the Terror 27-yard line with I :28 to The Bears came back to take the go. On fourth down from the 27, lead, 7-6, late the second half. UC Lafond hit junior wide receiver Rob quarterback Brian Lafond, who was Altman for a touchdown. Lafond 17-34 with 230 yards and 3 TO threw a perfect ball that led the passes on the day, hit a sprawling double covered Altman so that only Ron Floyd in the endzone from six he could make the catch. Altman yards out. Floyd's catch was one of leapt perfectly and hauled in the four for him on the day. Marc score. Photo by Mike Fa"and McGonagle split the uprights for On the final drive from the Ter­ the extra point. ror' they were able to move the ball Receiver Ron Floyd Hauls in Uninus' First Touchdown In Loss to Western Maryland The Bears went into the locker to the 15-yard line. The Terror room down 13-7 due to a Van were clearly helped by a very ques­ Deusen 48-yard TO pass to Butch tionable spot on a fourth and nine­ Shaffer with 46 seconds left in the teen play where Shaffer dove for the half. Van Deusen set a Western ball and got up for more yards. In Maryland record for passing yards college football, though, once you in a game record with his total of are down the play is over. With two 433 yards on 28 completions. seconds left, Terror place kicker Shaffer hauled in nine of those Dung Dinh hit the 32-yard field passes for 196 yards. goal to end the game. The Terror lead escalated to 19-7 Next week the Bears travel to hefore the Be::trc; mounted ::t comc- Swarthmore. Time Out ored. I'll give you my MVP, Cy Young, So, without further ado Jeff Bagwell is Cone has four complete games with here. Hargrove has turned the lowly BY TOM MASTRANGELO Rookie of the Year, and Manager of the my selection fOf MVP. three shutouts. Also, he is one of the Tribe into a pennant contending team. Co-Sports Editor Year selections in both leagues. Also, American League MVP: My se­ league leaders in strikeouts. Cone's I feel if it weren't for the dreaded strike, I'll give my pick on who is the best lead­ lection here goes to Cleveland out­ pitching helped keep the Royals in con­ Cleveland would have overtaken the No time for small talk this week off hitter in the game, who deserves to fielder Albert Belle. Corked bat or not, tention right up until the strike. White Sox and won the American folks. Yours truly has a lot of things to be comeback player of the year, and this guy is the real thing. Belle was National League Rookie of the League Central. address and little time to do it. So sit which team would have won the World second in the American league with a Year: rll go with Los Angles Dodger The G~ Best Lead-Ofr hlUer: back and relax as one as your favorite Series if there had been one. .357 batting average, among the league Raul Mondesi. This guy has shown that Kenny Lofton of the Indians. Take a sports editor delivers you your weekly Now remember, these numbers are leaders in hits( 147), home runs(36), he he can hit in the big leagues for both look at these numbers. .349 batting dose of Time Out from a strike shortend season. RBI(1 01), and he is the most pleasant power and average. And talk about average, 105 runs, 160 hits, 32 doubles, Our first issue deals with baseball. National League MVP: Who else looking guy in all of baseball. But my arms. This guy might have the best nine triples, 12 home runs, 57 RBI, and No, no, I'm not going to go off some but Houston's first baseman Jeff reason for selecting Belle was not based outfield arm in all of baseball. 60 stolen bases. Rickey Henderson tangent on how the players/owners ru­ Bagwell. Now, you might not have solely on his numbers. I really selected American League Rookie of the your time has~, and Lenny Dykstra ined one of the greatest seasons in a heard too much about this guy because him for how he's helped tum the Cleve­ Year: In a year where no rookie really your time was short-lived. long time. No, I'm not going to say how he plays in Houston and gets relatively land Indians into a play-off contender. stood out, my pick is the ''Hammer'', Comeback Player 01 the Year: they both destroyed an American tradi­ little exposure. But talk about impres­ National League Cy Young: Greg Bob Hamlin from the Kansas City Roy­ How about Jose Canscco. After a dis­ tion known as the World Series ~ sive numbers. Bagwell lead the league Maddux a record 16-5 and with a 1.56 als. Who is this guy you might ask? mal 1993 season that saw him bounce a cause they are both to proud to give in in RBI with 116. He was tied for the ERA. I think these numbers speak for Hamlin has compiled some good num­ ball off his head, and tear his elbow to one anothers demands to help pre­ league lead with 147 hits with Dante themselves. bers in a short season for the Royals, pitching, Canseco has bounced back serve the sanctity of the game. So what Bichette of Colo fa do. He was second in American League Cy Young: It hitting 24 home runs, and driving in 65. and has had a solid season with 31 HRs, am I going to do? Well, I am going to the league behind Toney Gwynn's .394 could either go to Jimmy Key of New National League Manger of the 90 RBI, and 121 hits. hand out my post-season awards to the batting average with a .368 clip and he York or Mike Mussina of Baltimore. Year: Felipe Alou of the Montreal There you have my post season hon­ players I feel best fit the description. second with 39 home runs to San But I like Kansas City's David Cone. Expos gets my vote. Alou has taken a ors. So until next week ... Even though, the season was cut short Franciso's Matt Williams. These num­ Cone has a 16-5 record with a a 2.94 young club and guided it to the best some players put up pretty impressive bers are remarkable considering the ERA. Though Key has a better record record in the game. fact that Bagwell plays in that not-so­ (17-4), and Mussina has the same American League Manager of the ... numbers, and thus deserved to be hon- ••• ••• . great hitters park called the AstroDome. record(16-5) with a fairly similar ERA, Year: I like Cleveland's Mike Hargrove • • •