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Ms. Holten, a vegan and outspoken D animal rights activist, has campaigned against the N ENDS use of cowbells in the village. “The bells, which the A cows have to wear when they walk to and from the pasture, are especially heavy,” Holten told The Local WEIRD NEWS news network. Tanja Suter, the president of the local Swiss People’s Party, called Ms. Holten a “big Dateline: Germany mouth” and said residents don’t want to grant her Police in Düsseldorf say a man was removed from a citizenship “if she annoys us and doesn’t respect our high-speed ICE train after he was spotted in the traditions.” Holten, who describes herself as a bathroom using a kitchen knife to perform an freelance journalist, model and drama student, has “intimate shave.” Spiegel Online reported that a campaigned against a number of other local female train conductor found the man naked “as traditions including hunting, pig races and noisy God had created him.” Police intervened at church bells. “I think I spoke my mind too often, Düsseldorf’s main train station where they entered and I say it out too loud,” she told the media. the bathroom and found the man “stark naked” Holten was previously rejected for citizenship in shaving his pubic hair with the knife. A police 2015 when locals voted to block her application. spokesperson told German reporters that the man Local residents in Switzerland often have a say in was “quite indignant, felt disturbed and reluctantly citizenship applications, which are decided by the got dressed.” Although shaving in train restrooms cantons and towns where the applicants live rather isn’t technically illegal, the man did not have a than the federal government. The case has now ticket and was removed from the train. The man been transferred to the cantonal government in reportedly told officers he elected to groom himself Aargau, which could overrule the decision and on the moving train because he wasn’t welcome at grant Holten a passport. home. Dateline: Maryland Dateline: England Police in the unincorporated Baltimore suburb of A man wanted by police allegedly taunted local law Dundalk arrested a man after he opened fire on his enforcement by posting a series of Facebook posts wife for taking a bite out of his grilled cheese depicting himself dressed as the elusive main sandwich. Daniel Brian Blackwell, 55, has been character from Where’s Waldo? According to BBC charged with first- and second-degree attempted News, officers in Leyburn, North Yorkshire, went murder, first- and second-degree assault, reckless looking for 30-year-old JJ McMenamin after he endangerment and various firearms violations. failed to appear in Northallerton Magistrates Court According to the Baltimore County Police and Fire on Dec. 19 on charges of driving while disqualified Department website, the incident began around and driving without insurance. Officers said they 4:30pm on Jan. 8, when the suspect’s wife says she engaged in “extensive police searches over the was in the kitchen cooking dinner and her husband weekend” and even resorted to a helicopter and shot at her through the basement floor. The bullet sniffer dogs trying to find him. McMenamin was allegedly in response to a bite the wife took out responded by posting a series of pictures and videos of her husband’s grilled cheese sandwich. The wife online of the children’s book character Waldo— told officers she went into the basement to check on known in England as Wally. McMenamin her husband and found him surrounded by guns and eventually posted a Facebook Live video of himself, ammunition. She went back upstairs. Soon after, dressed in Waldo’s famous red-and-white striped three more bullets came up through the kitchen shirt and cap, getting a ride to the Harrogate police floor where Mrs. Blackwell was standing. She and station. Another video showed McMenamin three teenagers fled the house and met waiting waiting outside the station for police to come find police officers outside.