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LIMP! at 225-0003 Alright nownow that I havehave gottengotten that outout ofof the the way way and and II trulytruly apologize toto the 4 threeloungacomthreelounge,com member of that committeecommittee who who beganbegan thethe emailemail almost immediatelyimmediately afterafter itit went to print.print. ButBut I Idon't don't blame blame anyone anyone butbut myself myself for for not not paying paying closer closer attentionattention toto Served chilled Chilled -— I)elax. Relax. Inddye, Indulge. ChNI. Chill. my column beforebefore II sent itit offl. off! Downtempo & Chilled-OutChilled-Out House House Music Any who, lestlest get on withwith thethe goodgood stuff. Since nobody nobody grabbedgrabbed my my ear ear this this withDJJohnMurge§with DJ John Murges month I am am goinggoing toto talk about whatwhat ever ever the the hell hell I wantwant to!to! Well Well II know I dodo thatthat $5 Sangria &a flavored Flavored Mojito§,Mojitos. SpecialtySpecialty Cocktails anyway but ohoh well.well. As the daysdays getget warmerwarmer andand warmer warmer (or (or at at leastleast I hope they I hope they 9 pmpin WednesdaysWedne§day§ at Good Good Life Life do) we all want toto gogo outsideoutside andand show show things things off. off. SoSo if you likelike to to dodo thatthat go to good life Mazo andand show show offoff toto the matingmating turtles! turtles! II am goinggoing toto talk about facial facial piercings 19351 935 N. WaterWater St.§t. (Water(Water at; at Humboldt]Humboldt) this monthmonth so let's let's get on withwith it!it! (414)[414] 271-JEPIK271-JERK — -goodlifemitwaukee,com goodlifemilwaukee.com There are soso many thingsthings youyou cancan get pierced onon youryour faceface it is hardhard forfor meme to fl z=EasEanm figure outout where to start. II guess we will start start atat thethe top and workwork our wayway down. 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Gay Pride Singing Idol Contenders please gather on Thursday, May 24th Brian fromfrom Indy, lndy, was was happy happy to to offer offer one one of of their their statestate of the artart Martinis. De-De- and qualify by singing with thethe current current Mr. Mr. Singing PridePride IdolIdol —-Brett. Brett. The "Second Lish! Next Next on on thisthis trek of the unknown, me beingbeing a lounge lounge lizard lizard from from way way back back to to Foam Party" Party" will will take take place place over over Pride Pride Weekend Weekend as as well.well..... Don'tDon't forget Strippers on the nightsnights of JanJam & 6 Gerry, Gerry, took took me me to to thethe other sideside ofof Clark,Clark, toto a a new new jazz jazz club, club, live live Fridays/Sundays andand dropdrop inin and welcomewelcome Guppy Guppy AKA AKA Kyle.Kyle. cabaret, piano bar 3160 North ClaTk.Clark. 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Co. return return with with their their popular popular GentryGentry-Downtown-Downtown and is definitely worthworth your time and effort to become acquainted review, so so start start practicingpracticing — -you you areare partpart ofof theirtheir show!show! with. For moremore info info onon this this firstfirst raterate crooner visit:visit: www.Daulmarinaromusic.comwww.paulmarinaromusic.com He II can't can't believe believe PrideFest PrideFest is is 20! 20! Boy, Boy, those those decades decades flew flew fast! fast! Announced Announced to to may be Anita O'Day's biggest fan, butbut I think I'm in the running in being his biggest fan! appear gracinggracing ourour LakeLakefront: front: Kathy Kathy Griffin, Griffin, Chaka Chaka Khan, Khan, Joan Joan Jett Jett and and YOU you ! ! 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