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By Jay Kumar Sanborn, who explained the "It's a beginning that will The decisi~n to dis place 71 changes at the Student Senate affect quality oLlife in Stoke;" Stoke Hall residents next se­ meeting Sunday, said Haaland he said. · mester has been "reconsidered" "felt it was . ap---12-r_gpriate fo · Sanborn said, "Our plan ... is by UNH Presid~nt Gordon reconsider his decision." to leave Residential Life in Haaland, and instead, 39 beds Sanborn said the university Petree House." The future lo­ wi.Jl be removed for adminis­ is "cummitted to changing the cation of the TASK Center will trative purposes, accprding to quality '"' i 1;fp in Stoke." He.said be discussed next week. Dean of Students Gr"egg San­ other changt..~ ,J l l include im­ Years down the road, he said, · born. proving the 'lanu_.,,_ ""ing be­ the University would like to use The revised decision, spurred tween Stillings, Stoke, _: .,d some if not all of Stoke Hall as by student complaints and "re­ Sawyer Halls; improving recrea- · a student services center, to fined information" about en­ tional space 'around Stoke; pro­ house the TASK Center, the rollment, will have the Regis­ viding more carpeting; increas­ . Registrar's Office, the Dean qf trar's Office moving into the ing the number of study lounges; Students Office, and the Uni­ long wing of Stoke's first floor, and prc)\:iding a ''whole new , versity Police, among other which will displace 34 beds. In focus in terms of program­ services. addition, Sanborn said, five beds ming." Sanborn said, "We will con­ on an upper floor (which has . , No cost projections have been tinue to work as quickly as we yet to be decided) will be taken made -yet, a~cording to Sanborn.' can'' to add new housing. He to create an apartment for the "Ultimately, it's going to affect DEAN SANBORN (Addie Holmgren photo\ students," he said. · STOKE, page 13 hall director. r I ~equirements redu_ced

_.By Elizabeth Cote, · The committee's proposal the one dass in category seven. Current ancUncoming UNH wa.s kill~d,in··a power play of "In the original (proposal), .freshmen will h.;ive· less string- parlimentary procedure, when everyone has at least eight core ' ·enc general ,educ~tion require- the' senate narrowly voted down course.s," Lub.ow said. ·He ·said • ments to fulfill after, the Aca- ,an attempt to ~us pend a rule that the col.lapsing of categories "in d e m i c S e n a r e v o r e d . requires a morion to be tabled effecf redu<,:es the breadth of the unanimousJy yesterday to irn- · for a month. requirements," because students· plement changes to help ease· The month wait essentially can · elect to take their two overcrowded classes. makes the General Education courses in just one category, The change allows freshman Committee's proposal obsolete therefore circumventing classes and incoming srudents to, rake • because · · to a ff e c r pre - in an entire category. · ten .rather than eleven total registration, we have to vote · In addition to the general gen~ral education classes, there- today,>!said committee member education changes, the Senate_ fore reducing the overall de- Neil Lubow. discussed the recommendation mand for seats in those classes. The de~ision was made yes- of the General Education Com­ . The new rule requires two terday, Thomas e_xplained, be­ rhi tt.ee to eliminate the. inter­ classes from either group seven cause the new Time and Room collegiate football program. (Social Science/Philosophical Schedule has to go to the printer "The committee feels football Pers pecrives) or group eight by Friday. . is important, but not as impor­ (Works of Literature and Ideas):' · Many faculty were against the tant as .general education," Previously, students admitted General Educatjon Committee's , Lubow said. . in September 1987 or later had proposal to eliminate one care­ The cost of the football pro­ been required to take two classes gory seven course, because it gram is estimated to be between in group seven and one in group would create more problems $1 million and · $2 million, Den~is O'Connell is finally official. (Addie Holmgren photo) eight. · than it solves. according to Lubow and Richard The decision co "collapse" "We're tired of that.kind of _. Hersh, vice president of Aca­ · categories seven and eight was solution," said Robert Craig, demic Affairs. intended to be a "stopgap" chairperson of the Political Lubow said studies in the measure to avoid registration . Science Department. "We've Chronicle of Higher Education wins donations do not go O'Connell problems that Registrar Ste- seen it before," he added. show th~t -phanie Thomas predicted would "You' re recommending a down at those schools which be "even worse" next semester seemingly drastic solution to scrap their football programs. second election than it was this semester. a problem that nobody under- He said however, no one can A separate proposal, submit- stands," Craig said in: a question predict the "effect on Concord with Lubow. (the state legislature)." · By Cara_Connors tion, in which 1112 students red by the General Education and answer session Commirree, tried to ease general · Although_Lubow said he felt . According to Lubow, the ~ ~ Speaker of the Srudent Senate turned out. O'Connell attributed education requirements by re- the general education problem decision to eliminate the foot- Dennis O'Connell won yester­ yes,terday's turnout to lack of ducing the classes _required in was "ambiguous," he said he felt . ba_ll program is an administra­ day's student trustee election publicity and opposition. category seven from two classes collapsing categories had less ' tive one to be made at a later. by a landslide margin of 222 out "With an unopposed election, to one. integrity than just eliminating dare. of a total 262 votes. , it's tough to expect sn,1dents t,o O'Connell 11an unopposed in get out and vote," he said. "It this second election after last was a good turnout for an October's election was declared unpublicized electiqn," he null and ~oid due to an infrac­ added. tion of a New Hampshire law Election Committee member INSIDE stating all trustee elections must Laurie Horton, who collected be held in March. ballots in the library, said several Tm glad the election is over," students were unaware of the FOODI O'Connell said, "and I can get election. on with t·he job of student "A few pebple came up and FOODI trustee." asked me why we _were having Voting took place in the · the election again," said Horton. FOODI Dimond Library, Philbrook, O'ConneH has already at­ Huddleston, and Stillings dining tended several of the Trustee See pages halls, and the Memorial Union Meetings to prepar.e himself for the postion. In addition, he Building. Wildcat~ssen Grand Opening (Addie Holmgren photo) scarce in 2and3: .. . Voter turnout was TRUSTEE, page 10 comparison with the first elec- \ - - ' \ - l t - l ' - ". ,,,·_ \.,r, ' ' 1 , J. t l \I•, ·' J PAGE TWO . THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1988 (

;.Nutritioll at,UN·H: An. obsession with .. fOod? l By Marianne Moore demising foods, people are women. · bulimic. When asked if she knew This trthe first in a series of developing dangerous attitudes Although food obsession can of someone with neurotic eating articles on nutrition at UNH. towards eating, food, and health. occur with males, it is more patterns, one senior spoke of As a microcosm of the United Linda Guttman of ~he Coun­ often than not a female sickness. her roommate wh9 only eats · States, the UNH camp.us re- . seling and Testing Center sug-:­ Guttman feels that 90 to 95 fiber. "She eats crackers, cream fleets the growing • national gests several reasons for the percent of bulimics in for treat­ of wheat, baked potatoes, broc­ trend cowards food and bo~y ... growing food neurosis. She c~t~s rnen_t are women. coli, and the occasional milk · · ·" ~bsession. 'fook around camp.us cultural conditioning as being· , Bulimia is a serious ar:id fast product--what is crazier is chat . :at any gi~eri .time you :will : a big factor in attitudes towar.ds growing eating disqilier. Hbw­ in addition she takes Fiber ~'19 1 see numerous jogg~i:'s-Out pound~,., food. Economics plays a large ,_ ever, it is only one of the many Tr{m." · · ing the pavement in, gro!,lps; role· in this cultural pressure. food-oriented health problems What is extremely dangerous with a friend, or even alone at The diet industry makes billions apparentft UNH. · is the combination of abnormal night. Trying to get enrolled of dollars on such products as When asked if they knew of eating patterns with the fitness in an aerobics class on. campus diet suppressants, powder for­ people with erratic or unhealthy craze. The human ·body cannot is harder than gett1ng into a mulas, diet books, and supple­ eating habits, only one of twelve operate effectively if not prop- general education class. Coeds ments. The industry's economy students could answer no. Hor­ . erly nourished, much less ex-. with erratic eating' habits are is fueled by promoting the idea ror stories of outlandish diets, ercise without breaking down. . more common thaq pizza de­ of the ideal slim image, suggests binge eating, and wiid eating What is the cause· of food liveries at dorms. Guttman. , habits are numerous. obsession.? Why are students To a degree, UNH is repre­ Guttman also mentioned oth­ When questioned, one fresh­ endangering their health by not· seiuative of middle-class Amer­ er reasons fQr eating, ·disorders. man told of knowing someone . eating properly? Look for the . ica. With extr:a money to spend, Problems such as sexual abuse whose main intake was lettuce answers in the second part of the media invasion, and grocery. and inner fam_ily turmoil are- and.coffee. Another freshman . this TN H..health series. her sis,_ter was" stores stocked with nutritionally . frequently the causes of bulimic1 admitted that I j THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1988 PAGE THREE Gephardt workers .Prof wins award By Marla Jeffrey concentration of red cells are still unpaid Some might think that UNH changes." assistant professor Gf chemical The geometrical design of By Duncan McEachern Stewart was able to contact engineering; Russell . Carr, . · vessel networks contain mil­ lions of junctions or "bifurca­ Richard Gephardt's presiden­ Kate McMahon, the phone bank should be spending his time tions." The heterogeneous dis­ left the New organizer who had moved on more productively than watch­ tial campaign tribution of red cells at one of three weeks ago. to Chicago. Stewart described ing videorapes of blood flowing Hampshire these bifurcations affects the its departure was too McMahon's reaction to his through plastic replicas of ar­ However, distribution of red cells at the for UN1'· senior Phil request for salaries as bellig­ teriole vessels. early next juqction. . and twenty other stu­ erent. . Ho:wever, the National In­ Stewart Although no two networks and local citizens who are He said, "She told me that if stitutes of Health have recog­ dents are the same, Carr hopes to form for their employ­ we stirred up any trouble with nized the importance of Carr's still unpaid a statistical mathematic descrip­ ment in Gephardt's campaign. the press that she could stop work on blood rheology ( the payment ori_ the checks all study of blood flow) with a tion of a typical vascular g~ome- According to Stewart, he and try. . · not been paid for together." . $375,000 grant. Carr's research others have "If we can do that," he said, services that When reached for comment, may have an impact on cancer the phone ban_~ing "we may be able to build a model they provided for the Gephardt McMahon said, "Unfortunately, and leukemia studies, as well of the entire network of vessels­ _ during the New things have been exaggerated." DICK GEPHARDT as research on hypertension, campaign -a lot of basic medical exper­ Presidential Prim­ She also added that she was sickle cells and any blood-related Hampshire paid," .he said. iments could be done with ary. The amount of money owed under the impression that the disorders. . McMahon adamantly said, computers if we had a reasona­ differs for each person, but checks would come by Federal Carr's laboratory is a simple "Dick Gephardt wouldn't do ble model of blood flow.'' Stewart himself is owed $150 Express today from Washing­ one, consisting of a refrigerator that." This would be important for while others are owed up to ton, D.C. (holding vials of blood), a highly Regardless of the assurances cancer patients, as the d.isease $400. Stewart said that he and his sophisticated microscope w'ith of payment, Stewart and hjs co­ often causes warped geometries. The agreed upon day of pay- · co-workers thus far have beeh several slides of homemade workers were upset at having Carr's studies might also benefit ment was. to have been Feb. 18, given three different deadlines - · psuedo-blood vessel networks, to "track them down." leukemia patients who have a two days after the primary. for payment. And he has little and a television with a V.C.R. He sees the situation as ironic. ,. much higher concentration of However, when the workers faith in this deadline for pay­ With this equipment, he is "We spent a lot of hours trying white blood cells than normal. attempted to conta~t the cam­ ment. able to make and view tapes -of to convince voters what an Assisting Carr in his research paign offices they discovered . "The deadline is malarkey. close-to-realistic blood flow. honest man Dick Gephardt is, are undergraduate students Rog­ that the phone lines had been To tell you the truth, I don't "What we're concerned with and after the election there are er Lambert (an electrical engi­ disconnected and there was no . think we'll get .paid at all if ~ is how the red cells are distrib­ no people around to contact neering major) and Christine one from the Gephardt cam­ Gephardt doesn t do well on uted at junctions in the vessel about getting .paid. Everyone Langford ( chemical engineer­ paign around to be contacted. Super Tuesday. If he declares network," said Carr. "When bankruptcy .then we'll never get just left town." blood--which is made up of red ing), and graduate student Wen "Basically, everyone left Roung Fu. - town," said Stewart. cells and plasma--comes to a branch in the network, t e --

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"I'm beaching it from 9:30 . fTm going home and road­ r· ffGoing to California, with to2:30 for the ultimate tan tripping to either Mont­ some friends and spending and checking outJhe night- - real, Vermont, Hartwick ff I'm working." on the beach." 1Jife in Florida. I won't be or Villanova." the week going to Disney World." Brian Chase Kelly De/Ponti Mike Densmore Freshman Freshman Todd Burns Freshman Communication Freshman Communication Undeclared Culinary Arts ) . -• . -~"-{ " ' . j .,, i I j l THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1988 PAGE FIVE Williams stresses environment CALENDAR ,: _,-! ·---·~'.-,~: ·~----- .. ---- . . , ____ .. __- ___ '. TUESDAY, MARCH 8 •By Pamela DeKoning danger posed by coal-powered disaster. Scott Williams, U.S. Congres­ plants is nothing compared to Cutting the demand for drugs HUMANITIES LECTURE SERIES - Film: "The Hero as' sional s:andidate of New Hamp­ those of nuclear facilities. - is the central need in fighting Artist" (Part of the series "c._ivilization," narrated by Sir 1 shire's first district, empht1;sized Williams advocates a revamp- drug use, according to Williams. K. Clark.) Room 216, Hamilton Smith, 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. the environment as one of his ing of the national health care He proposes drug education at Student Recital #5 - Bratton Recital Hall, Paul ~rts, 1 p.m. main concerns in an interview system. He said, "We have to as young an age as possible as at The New Hampshire last realize it's inadequate and work a solution. WEONESDA Y, MARCH 9 to change it." Williams has lived in New night. LECTURE - "What literature Gains in Translation." Professor . Williams, 32, of Exeter, cited Although Williams said a Hampshire all of his life. He.. Marilyn Gaddis-Rose ofSUNY at Binghamton. Room 210, the environment, health care, balanced budget is important, is currently the Vice-Chairman Horton, 4:30 p.m. · ~ ed1,1cation, the budget, and the he said a grad~al change rn of the NH Democratic Party. "war on drugs" as the state's spending is necessary to effec- In 1985, he served as executive THURSDAY,MARCHlO most pressing issues. tively achieve equilibrium. He director of the NH Democratic Aq::ording to Williams, acid said a sudden change would risk Party, and was Rockingham LUNCH BOX VIDEOS-Working In The Theater - "American _rain, .the ozone layer, toxins and a recess'ion. County Democratic Party Chair Theater. Win,g" Seminar, "Wo1king In The Theater: The dioxins in the soil, and Seabrook A cut in military-spending and from 1982 to 1984. Performance.' Hennessy Theater, Paul Arts, 12:30 p.m. an increase in education funds Williams said he is running are the main environmental PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIUM - Robert Mair, Psychology, issues. ' are Williams' main changes. He for Congress because Jim De.- UNH. "Am11esia in the Rat: A Neuropsychological Approach." He said he was opposed to said, "Militarily we are a strong mers of Dover and Burt Cohen Room 101, Conant, 4 p.m. · Seabrook going on line and nation. We will be weak without of New Castle aren't running, supports the gradual phasing education, homes, and with dirty and if they had run, he wouldn't MUSO FILM - "The Graduate." Strafford Room, MUB, 7 out of all nuclear ehergy in the air and water. It's time to have. and 9:30 p.m., students $1, general $2. . US. re.order our agenda." He pledged _to campaign in l . Williams said incumbent Bob Of Smith's voting record he every town in District one, and UNH SYMPHONIC BAND - Nicholas Orovich, directing. Smith is pro-nuclear power. said, "Mr. Smith's not willing field ideas from every possible Granite State Room, MUB, 8 p.m. , - Smith's to put the Pentagon on the same source. His campaign will cop­ According to Williams, MUB PUB - Now Sound Express, Disc Jockey Top 40 dance voting record proves this. . diet _he thinks everyone else sist of positive elements. He said music and light show. 9 p.m. to r:nidnight, students $1, general Williams said, "It's time the should be living on." he will focus on what he sup.: $2. . . . ' people in Washington represent Williams proposes cutbacks ports rather than denouncing the people that live in New in MX missile spending, SDI, what he is against. FRIDAY, MARCH ll Hampsl)ire and not the nuclear · and funds to build two new He said he can accept some­ power industry." · n_uclear-powered aircraft car:- one not voting for him because RESIDENCE HALLS CLOSE for spring break, 7 p.m. Williams supports the use of ners. they don't agree with his policy, coal and hydro-powered plants Williams criticized the cut in but not because they don't know LAST DAY to withdraw from the University without receiving . as safer alternatives to nuclear the Coast Guard drug trafficking him. He said he will meet as grades of WP•or WF. · · I power. He said although he is funds. He_said it was a short- many people as possible to avoid SUNDAY; MARCH 13 aware of the hazards of coal. the term answer to a long-term this. SEACOAST NHMTA RECITAL - Bratton Recital Hall, Paul Arts, 3 p.m. Benefit for homeless planned MONDAY,MARCH 14 By Beverly Shadley mons, and a performance by the ready extended or_gani.zations SPRING BREAK. Thru March 18. The UNH Student Coalition . UNH Dance Company. to high schools and have estab­ JJNIVERSITY HOLIDAY - Offices clbsed. for th~ Homeless will sponsor The show will be videotaped lished some excellent political both a· talent and variety show and later aired on .WNDS, a contacts. Delaney hopes the SATURDAY, MARCH119 to aid in raising $25,000 for the Derry-based television station, Coalition's current efforts will Foundation for the Homeless along with art 800 phone "affect the minds of people now, ANNUAL UNH HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ FESTIVAL ~ Paul in.New Hampshire. . number for donations. It will so that they may be willing to Arts and MUB. ' · Initially, a talent show will also be played live on the radio find solutions to the problems be held at 8 p.m. on Sµnday, over WHEB-FM. of the homeless in the future." SUNDAY, MARCH 20 March 27. Out of the 20 UNH The idea for the shows was ikkets for both events go on student entertainment, acts set the mastermind of Brian Bon­ sale March 9 at the MUB ticket RESIDENCE HALLS OPEN 1 P.M. to perform, the top fotii acts will enfant, president of the UNH office. Admission for Sunday ·GALA JAZZ CONCERT - Clark Terry, jazz truil)peter, with be featured in a variety show Student Coalition for the Home­ evenings talent show i~ $3 for the UNH Jazz Band and James Moody, saxophone and flute, at 8 p.m. the following evening; less. Delaney has ,handled a students, and $5 for non­ Dave Seiler, directing. Johnson Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. March 28. Both shows are to be much of the organization. students. All proceeds from the ·Students/Senior Citizens $4, general $5. Information: 862- held at the Johnson Theater. The Student Coalition-itself shows will benefit the Founda­ 2404. ' . According to Todd Delaney, .has only been an on-campus tion for the Homeless in New . vice president of the Student organization since November Hampshire. MONDAY, MARCH 21 Coalition, and event coordina­ of last semester, yet it has very In addition-to the two shows, - "U niiiiolecular Reactions, tor, Nashua Mayor James_Don­ high asp.irations. According to the Student Coalition plans to CHEMISTRY LECTURE Intramolecular Dynam'ics and Artificial Intelligence," Prof. chess, and Portsmouth attorney Delaney, the Coalition wants ,- raise funds through_corporate Rudolph Marcus, California Institute of Technology. Room Paul McEachern are scheduled to "facilitate growth to o-ther donors, high school and profes­ 1-103, Parsons, 4 p.m. to speak. The variety show will uQiversities and s1et up other sional association fund raising also include music by the Shaw organizations all around the events, and through collecting CLASSES RESUME 8 A.M. Brothers, political satire by state." ' donations at ar~a convenience I Boston-based comic Barry Ctim- Delaney-said they have al- stores. TUESDAY, MARCH 22 UNIVERSITY ART GALLERIES - "Images of Africa" Hours: Iii M-W 10 a.m .. to 4 p.m.,._ Th 10 a.in. to 8 p.m., Sat. & Sun. New Hampshire 1-5 p.m.,'clo_sed Fri. & holidays. Thru April 18. . The New CHEMISTRY LECTURE - "Electron•Transfer Reactions: Theory and Experiment," Prof. Rudolph Marcus, California Hampshire P~!!{~KS ,Institute of Techno~ogy. Room 1-103, Parsons, 11 a.ni. T-Shirts HUMANITIES LECTURE SERIES - "Mannerism and Baroque,". Charles. H. Leighton, Spanish and Classics. Room · would like to •Hooded Pullovers •Totes •Baseball Caps 216, Hamilton Smith, 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. . • Sweatshirts • Golf Shirts • Aprons • Custom Designs . wish everyon-e·a • Plus Hundreds of Specialty Advertising Items THURSDAY, MARCH 24 In-House Art Dept. fantastio Spring LUNCH ·BOX VIDEOS-Working_ __ In The Theater - · . . 603/431-8319 "American Theater Wing" Seminar, "Wor:king In The Theater: Break. And re- Autur-Qn:Po_nd Park, Rt. 191 Greenland, i\j.H. The Playwright/Director." Hennessy Theater, Paul Arts, member, •. don't 12:30 p.m. ' J:>SYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIUM - Sandra Bern, Psychology, stay out in the Co~nep & Harvard U n~yersities. "Rethinking ,Children s 0 Thu~krn_g about Gender. (cosponsored by UNH s Womens r ..· ~~Fs~~;,J} sun .too long! i~~~~ftc~ _· l"c~Wrf1::. i~z:f 1ll~J~ . : Studies Program). Room 101, Conant, 3:40 p.m. I,' (Observe deadlmes on proper forms) ,., I . . . ., __.' EARTH SCIENCES COLLOQUIUM - "Impressions of China and its Forests Hydrol<2_gy Problems,'·' .Dr. Robert Pierce, Look for the next U.S. Forest Service, NE Forest Experiment Station, Durham. The New Hampshire (USPS 379-280) is published and distributed semi-weekly , .Room 119,James,.4 p.m. _, issue on F-riday, throughout the academic y~ac. Our offices are located in Room 151 of the Memorial March. 25. ' ' · Union Building , UNH, Durham, NH 03824. Business Qfice hours: Monday­ MUSO FILM - "Princess Bride." Strafford Room, MUB, 7 Friday 10am-3pm. Academic year subscription: $24.00. Third class postage and 9:30 p.m., Students $1, general $2. , • paid at Durham, NH 03824. Advertisers should check their ads the first day . . 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Top 40 DiscJo~key and ~ perissuebyJourna/Tribune,Biddef~or11d111M■a■i■ne1111. ._••------•• light show. 9 p.m. to midnight, students $1, general $2. - ,_.;;:i ;_ •/j•:.:. ..,•·;.,· l .i.-,~ t ... i ~--,,....,,,..·Ji, .... ~ .. ·s· -{··, :;. .f·--y i'" ~>"/~ •·;.- -1-,. r .f. ..:,, .,. ~--~-- - ,-:.·:~ ; ',;•• -~ ~ ... r ~ ---_y· " .,,. l /•; ". -~.; .: .... - ,,,.t.., ~' ·"')'" t · .-:-... :''.,, i." 1 ~-- ·":.,_.,. -~ -;;,,., ,-,,, ,-,.:-:,r-:.• ~ . ,;-,.t-.. ,,-~t-· -'-::-, -::-, -1'. --,-,., -,..,,. ..,. ,---:-,-,.. ~ .•-, ,,---,...- ,,...... ~ ,,,--,-, -.=-• .-. -;,-, +. --"-~-_,~,._.,_.; _,.~,_._,. PAGE SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1938 .oncEs ACADEMIC - - I.S.I.S. (iNCEST SUR VIVO RS IN SISTERHOOD:) A s-haring discussion for survivors of incest ( no COMPUTER SEARCHING WORKSHOP: Intro­ abusers). Thursdays, Non-Traditional Student duction to,.. liprary computer searching services. Center, Petree House, 4-5:30 p.m. Information: be covered. Basic principles of searching will 862-3647. We_dnesday, March 10, Room 21, Library, 11 a.m. to noon. EQUINE SEMINAR - ANSC 697: Bill Woods, SCHOLARSHIPS: Several schola.rshi'ps will be chair, United States Dressage Fed_erntion'-s Council awarded to qualified graduate and undergraduate of Instructors and Trainers. Thursday, March 10, students in the College of Life Sciences and Lt. Horse Classroom, Horsebarns, 4-5 p.m., open Agriculture including Thompson School of Applied to public. Science for 1988-89 Academic year_ Application materials are available in departmental offices PRAYERS AND READINGS FOR WORLD and Dean's Office (201 Taylor fiall). Deadline PEACE: Get into a positive mind frame. Create for completed applications is March 22._ some positive energy toward change. Thursdays, beginning March 10, Hanover Room, MUB, 12:30- ATHLETICS AND RECREATION 1 p.m.

YOUTH SWIM PROGRAM: American Red Cross UNH LITTLE ROYAL LIVESTOCK SHOW: beginner to swimmer level classes for seven weeks Sponsored by UNH ·Animal Science Club. Open on Saturdays, 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.,_March 26 to all UNH students wishing to fit and show a beef to may 7 at UNH Indoor Pool. Children must be or dairy heifer, horse or sheep at various competition enrolled in kindergarten. $25 for rec .pass holders, levels. Show on Saturday, April 9 at Livestock $35 for a-11 others. Register by March 9 in Rqom · Activity Center, 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Any interested 151, Field House, 8-4, (~O phone registrations). person may pick up a registration form at the MUB, room 208, Kendall Hall or Thompson School. No SWIM INSTRUCTORS NEEDED: Certified WSI e~perience necessary. Sig Ep represented UNH at the College Bowl. (Addie 'ilCll~gren Swim Instructors needed for Youth Swim Program _pho~_o) · on Saturdays, 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., March 26 MEETINGS / to May 7. Apply now in Room 151, Field House, 8-4. COALITION FOR DISARMAMENT & PEACE: An organization composed of students, staff and SUMMER LIFEGUARD POSITIONS: Lifeguards community membe_rs working for a safer, nuclear UNH places ninth needed (WSI Certified preferred) for UNH indoor free world. Wednesdays, Forum Rbom, Library, · and outdoor pools, mid June to mid August. 7 _p.m. Applications in Room 151, Field House, 8-4, must ·i1' College Bowl .· be returned by May 1. AMATEUR RADIO CLUB MEETING: Amateur radio is a hobby that consists of: local and worldwide GENERAL communications; radio and electronics experimen­ By Daniel Gaucher uary. Ads were placed towards , tation; and providing public service communica-­ Last week at Southeastern the end of January, informing NEW ID'S: For all non-graduating students, new 10,,Carroll Room, 7:30 tions. Thursd~y, March Massachusetts U niyersity, interested students that an on~ Ib's will be available throughout the semester in p.m. Room #20 of Stillings. They will be compatiqle UNH finished ninth out of 12 · campus competition would be -From that, the represen­ with Dimond Library's new automated circulation INTER VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP teams in the Colkge Bow 1 held. system which will go on line late this spring. Hours: MEETING: Come for worship, friendship, bible competition. tative team for the University Mon-Wed-Fri, 8 am-noon; Tues-Thurs, 12:30-2 teaching and fun. ·Thursdays, (check at Information _ The annual competition pits . was chosen. . pm. C:nter for room) MUB, 6:30~8 p.m. UNH against the likes of Har­ By early February, -eight vard, MIT, Dartmouth, Brown, teams, with four "members, .E.A.K. (BAG IT: RELAX, E/iT AND CON­ B'.R MEDIEVAL R,E-CREATION Ci;UB MEETING: ~oµ!lecticut ni­ apiece, had responded. Wuer­ Students who are divorced, separated, . and_ Wet tern y NECT): Feast, fighting pr~ctice, banner, showcase, w·ork- _ 'deip~.111,µ and ij:ekki_n,g~~£t:a; fi_g_ed or just thinking abo'ut it are invited~to meet for versity~-;;:It. consists of questions shops, etc. to be discussed. Thursdayl, March 10, l teams:ro ,mee:t~'tvrfr,a-t¾"1 sharing disc'ussion. Bring you lunch and stop in ~.bout ,h.is-rory, ~ath; science: _ for t!he Rockingham Room, MUJ3, 6-8 p.m. · - the~ ·on Mondays, between 11:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. · anthropology, sports, and gener­ .; i:ime, i~ various· ro~~s -fc{ Missing the assigned date (for at least an hour) at the Non-Traditional Student UNIVERSITY COMPUTING al knowledge and is presented MUB. Center in Pertee House. in a game show format, similar meant forfeit. - · Non-credit courses are free· o(charge. Register to "Granite State Challenge" Through elimination, and :, BIBLE STUDY FOR WOMEN (ONLY): A-study online-on the VAX/VMS systems by entering the or 'Jeopardy." · two forfeits, the Sigma Phi from a feminist point of view. Sponsored by United command "TRAINING" at the VMS command Chris Wuerdemann and ~psilon team was chosen. Tuesdays, Waysmeet, 15 Mill Campus Ministry. level prompt($). CUFS users should tab down Shaun Hekk1ng, wJ-10 bofh have The chain of events that - Road, 7-8 p.m. - to OtherServices on the menu and type 'Training". tw,o years of pricfr·experience followed proved to be the team's Call 3667 to register ff you do not have access to with the "Bowl," were the downfall. A bad draw began the PROTESTANT FELLOWSHIP SJ:'UDY: Spon­ the above. All dass~s are held in the Stoke Cluster of this year's team. regional competition on the sored by Campus Ministry. Bible s·tudy on minor Classroom· unless otherwise stated. · organizers prophets of the Old Testament. Wednesdays, The team from Sigma Phi wrong foot. And because the. Waysmeet, 15 Mill Road, 7-8 p.m. MS-DOS GRAPHICS: Course includes a review , Epsi~n, consisting of <;:aptain early' c-Ompetition was --so chal- of graphics computer programs, emphasizing one Paul Barry, Dave Soucy, Dan lenging, the UNH team had program for statistical graphics, and another · Bianchino, and Larry LaEombe, little time to adjus..t to the BAG LUNCH: Join 9ther IS SPRING COMING? program for art-oriented graphics. Prerequisite: represented UNH. questions. Lack of practice as non-traditional students to hasten the arrival of Using Microwmputers or equivalent.experience. · Hekking said, "One _of the well as unexpected, mixed ques--. spring. Bring your lunch and share your perspectives major factors in our poor per- and experiences with other students on Wednesday, Monday, March 21~ 9 a.rn. to no<;m tions put the team 'in a pitched March 9, Non-Traditional Student Center, Pettee ADVANCED VMS: SYMBOLS: Informal seminar formance lies in the fact that battle. House, noon to 2 p.m. (brown bag) on VMS SY_MBOLS for usere who the U riiversity didn't suppqn, He said, "An.other' factor are already familiar with VMS and are ready to at least financially,- our efforts ·could be the underlying student , MEDITATION: Relieves stress and allows one start some 'VMS wazardry'. Prerequisite: in the College Bowl." apathy towards the on-campus to reach deeper levels of self-awareness by focusing VAX/VMS or .equivalent experience. Thursday, Wuerdemann explained that tournament. The level of com­ attention on breathing and em_ptying the mi'nd, March 24, noon to 1 p.m: the Student Activities Progra.m- petition has also improved since very informal, bring cushions'. Thursdays, Room ming Office dropped the College ._ last year, maybe even tenfold." · A-204, Paul Arts, 5:45 p.m. SPSSX: Course !ntroduces basic SPSSX terminology · Bow 1 fro~ its budget, forcing' He added, "It w~s fun and I'll and file concepts. Users will learn how to define H kk · d h · 1f 1 be doing it again. I've. done it .. data to SPSSX, and how to use some e mg an imse to app Y PIZZA Ll,JNCH: Share a pizza with other non- and descrive twice already. People should - .t1·on-al stu·dents on Fr1·days. 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For more information call 862-1494 DEADLINE MARCH 29,1988 PAGE EIGHT Universalists non-traditional By Robiµ Santo Durham fellowship .in '1980. She program, children are left up­ On Sundays parishioners was brought up a Catholic bur stairs to attend "Sunday School.'.' Church. "There The school is taught by UNH gather at the Durham Churches 1 soon left the for mass. At .the Church of Saint were many beliefs I couldn't senior Jenny Smith, a Univer­ Thomas Moor, the topic of one accept," sar,s Shippee-Rice of salist since birth. She works Association Sunday's sermon was "How to the Catholic Church. from two different curriculums, -M-woro that study ·· .(603) 669-6447 Become Transfornied Through She lived without a religion which include lessons Christ,'' at the New Testament for eight years until she was ,some important historical Uni­ Church it ~as "The Holy Spirit," introduced to Universalism by versalists, such as Clara Barton, the Red Cross. and at.., the Community Chuch a friend. "My first reaction was who founded as Word Prooessing • ·'fyping • Tr&nscrlption it was "Peace Be-Thy Neighbor." that I could do this ( attend There are also lessons -such Ar the Universalist fellowship, lectures rat a University, but '.'The Haunted House," which Durham, .New Hampshire · the topic was "Math~matics '. " after a while I realized it ·was are intended to teach a sense The Durham Universalist very spiritual," says Shippee- of home. · fellowshjp is affiliated with the Rice. "It is an interconnection Ten-year:-old Vicci Rodgers U nirarian U niversalisr Church, with nature and with each other is a student at the school. a national organization. The and with people in rhe world. Rodgers is from England and Durham association is called a We feel very strongly and it isn't . can remember when she used fellowship rather than a church, just up here (pointing ro her to attend a Christian church because they chose not to have head)', it's al.so in here (pointing with her family before they a minister, although thert are to her heart)." came ro America and became three retired ministers in the Shippee-Rice's story is~sim- Universalists. Rodgers says that congregation. · ilar to most of the stories of rhe she likes Sunday school at the It is nor a church in the Universalist Fellowship Universalist church better. "I traditional sense. It promotes members. Coming from diverse like this better because we're no institutional beliefs. They. backgrounds, many were unhap- nor forced to do anything," says support .a value system that can py with the religions they were Rodg~rs. encompass all individuals--from brought up with. Jenny Smith's roommate, Lisa those who believe in Jesus Christ Cecilia Wood has been a Chopelas, helps Smith teach her to those who are-atheists; . member of fi~e different Uni- Sunday school classes. ~hopelas March 8-11 ''We are a -group of people · versalist congregations since -is not a l)niversalist, but-she who are intellectually curious 1954. Her parents were free is interested in their ideas. 'Tm CAFETERIA who h<1-ve a bond of friendship, thinkers, but at age ten they sent interested because they're in­ Tuesday March 8 a certain, perhaps spiritual her to a school in Mexico at a dividualistic," says Chopelas. Quiche connection," explains Elizabeth catholic con~enr. There she_ ."They're not preaching and they let you form your own opinion." Bar-b~que Chicken Beckett, a fellov.rship member learned to love the pageantry , and music of religion, but she Chopelas' parents left the Potato Wedges of four years. It is difficult for most 0f the was 109t at all swayed by their Catholic Church when she was Mexicali Corn young, but she was still con- ,. members to explain just what, beliefs. . Cream of Broccoli the connection is. Their pro·­ Ir was not until W·ood was firmed and continued to attend Creole grams, such as last week's over 40 years old that snefinall.¥ Sunday school because that is and was . what all of her friends were • of "Mathematics" joined the Unitarians Rice Pudding with Peac;;h "Topping 1 discussion and this: week's discussion of ablerobeapartofthepageamry doing. Now, she retains the "Dutch Culture in the Golden

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(continued fro~ page 1) po ints to his experience as · speaker of the Student Senate and Judicial Board member in contributing to his being "a · continued voice for student concerns." O'Connell said seve-ral of these concerns revolve around Call monetary issues. He refers to raising tuition costs, financial Brian@ 749-1837 aid issues, and legislative fund­ for Info! - ing as examples. When O'Connell takes office on May 1, his position wiil encompass representing not only the students ofUNH, and the SchooLfor Lifelong Learn­ ing, bur also UNH at Manches­ ter, Plymouth and-Keene State U niversities-- all part of the University System of New , Hampshire. He plans to famil- iarize himself with these cam- -Two Of The Top Three Soft Drink Comp·anies puses in several ways . "I plan t9 visit each of the .p"ed For Zerlith PC's. - basis," .. .·__- .._ ·_ _,\- - · Pop campuses on a rotating service and s11,pport. _ O'Connell said. Currently, he -_ -· }ii: - ·1 Because no one offers a better combination of price, the market. All backed by Zenith's worldwide st battenr_ - To make your own comparison, call 1-800-842-9000, ext 1. · is reading udem news papers - mpatibility and performance. Like Zenith's ~J · from each campus. oweredharddrivelaptopwiththeindustry's Ifyou'vegota,tasteforspee~7•1r•1data , - O'Connell said one of his top-rated screen.The lightning fast Z-386. And and powe~ w~ 11 show you _. - SySfemS immediate projects was the inS t itution of an internship --~~~~§§.-- ~ - oneofthequickestATcompatibleson howtopour1ton. 1N BEFORETHE NAME GOES ON® program that would train the --· - ~ THE ouAuTY GOES incoming student trustee before 1------•-~_.:::., _-_-_-_-_·-_:: ______------~ he or she actually started the position. · Claiming his own internship was not "not quite adequate," this.,new program would contain "some definite guidelines," to improve the knowledge, of the .Al04 , student and the continuity be­ tween terms. Election Coordinator Steve Physical Education Roderick added that the pro­ My first time tutoring was a-night gram would provide the senate with an accurate picture of the to remember. Mv student was some- -intern' s future perfor.mance. -thiiig calied Boi1e Crusher Reed, a.k.a. "It's a good way for us to Bi!}y Jo, defensive tackle for the foot­ observe the person," said Rod­ erick. He emphasized that the ball team. job of trustee is a "service" I had the shock of my life when _position, and _the need for he answered his dorm·room door. constant improvement is always He was about six foot seven ... in important. · diameter. And when he shook my · hand, I thought Hi never9 et it back. So there I was, face-to-knee with you are ready /or the big man on campus, wondering The New how I was going to relate American Literature to The Hulk. Hampshire!!! -But then he pulled out ·a can·of Orange Cappuccino. I was shocked! Could it be that this tough jock liked its delicate taste? And when 35mmColor Bone Crusher brought out the bone Prints and , / china, I was beyond belief. Slides · Reading the expression on my from the face, he said, "What can I say? I l~ke it. sameroll The Cafe Francais is pretty good, who's soir~.g to argue, I Seattle FilmWorks has adapted Kodak's profe~­ too." Well, sional Motion Picture film for use in your 35mm thought. As we sipped 6ur Orange camera. Now you can use the same film ...:...with Cappuccino, I discovered that Billy Jo 'the same .fine grain and rich color saturation­ Hollywood's top studios demand. Jts wide loves reading novels; his only problem · exposure latitude is perfect for everyday shots. was poetry. So I s;ave him tips on You can capture special effects, too. Shoot it in and he bright or low light-at up to 1200 ASA. What's readmg Emily Dickinson, more, it's economical. And remember, Seattle gave me a copy of Ann Beattie's FilmWorks lets you choose prints or slides, or ''Falling in Place." · · both, from the same roll. Try this remarkable film today! o19s7 SFW All I could think was, Dad's never - going to believe this! ,------I FREI: lntmductory Offer I I D RUSH me two 20-exposure rolls of Kodak I I MP film for my 35mm camera. I'd like a 2-roll I -:=::::::::::.:.:-:-:::::::,:-:-:-:-:.--·-. . . s.arter pack including Eastman 5247® and I · 5294~ Enclosed is $2 for postage and handling. I I 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed 2471 I I ------I I NAME I _ ~:E:~~J***;:1,., ...~•··· I ADDRESS I I CITY STATE ZIP I I _Mail to: Seattle FtlmWorks, 500 3rd Ave. W. I P.O. Box 34056, Seattle, WA 98124 I I Kodak, 5247 and 5294 are trademarks of Easonan Kodak Co. Seattle General Foods® International Coffees. I FilmWorks \s wholly separate from the manufacturer. Process ECN-ll I - .I ~hare the feel~ng. .. ~= :.~~r~i~';d=i~l~•o=r~--

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There is an old aod prestigious dub on alternately messing ori .well-laid plans or will form a tommittee to .make a report 1 campus, which you may have heard of. Itis licking the boo.t,s of the administration. to a committee, students c1re feeling 4 gro~p of about 70 people who get together The administration ·throws the senators confosed and powerless. While senators every Sunday night to practice parlfamen­ a bone, in the form of a Student Activity put their time in. for a line on their resume, tary procedure and publics peaking.·.They Fee, which the senate manages with feigned students are looking for representation. call themselves the Student Senate. ferocity. The senate snap$ and yaps at every While senators are arguing, politicking This group was formed to represent the scrap of an issue thrown its way. They · and back-biting, students are searching (or interests and concerns of students, and some resolve, and recommend; and debate, until a collective voice. ' say way back in the olden days d the '60s, they're blue in the face-,.-:; all the while r~al The real frustration is that the Student .they actually did. However, today the issues and decisions are being made without Senate could, and should., be the most Student Senate has evolved into a slow­ them. ✓ powerful organization on campus. Senators moving dinosaur, pumped up with s,elf­ T4e · Student Senate is supposed to have to ·reach Out to their constituencies· importance. represent the very heart and soul (bread because uninformed people are powerless. There was some glimmer of hope in and butter, if you will) of the University. The senate as a whole must also be able September that Stuc ~nt Body President It represents 10,500 consumers who have to see the forest f9-r the trees. They must Warner Jones niight have been the spark bought an education. What have we got find the real issues, and not be sidetracked to ignite the fire under our student for our money? Housing shortages, a pinch fighting paper tigers. representatives. Unfortunately, Jones' for parking spaces,1 ov·ercrowded cl~sses, impressive speach at Cqnvorntion has been and a group of toy politicians who play with the highlight of his lackluster pr¢sidency: our Student Activity Fee like it's Monopoly Remember; the power is still wit~ the He and the rest of the senate have be~n money. . people. If the senate continues to ignore lulled into a comfortable complacency. -< While senators sit around and riame its mandate it will continue to be an The Student Senate is like a pet dog, committees to -look into committees, which impotent club, for members only. ' • ',,.:.?I:"" :-_I

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those who have AIDS. Fi~-;~.Tly, we need to establish a clear standard which unequivocally communicate\ AIDS .policy that discriminatio·n against those with AIDS will nocbe tolerated and • To the Editor: . To the Editor: · ·. 1 that their rights will be protected. When will the president wake I would like to respond by clar­ Our current educational efforts and up to reality? H_e continues to ·ifying the article, "UNH Takes the current procedures should be purchase another unneeded nuclear , AIDS Policy," in the February 23? viewed only as first steps in this weapon system of mass destruction 1988 New Hampshire. I believe I process. the B 1 bomber at a final cost of more was misquoted regarding the means than $280 million dollars 'per plane. of transmission of the AIDS (HIV) Sincerely, Meanwhile across Hie nation and virus. While sexual cuntact and the 1 Peggy Kieschnick the world people a:re dying in a 1 sharing of needles and syringes are AIDS Coordinator ravaging AIDS epidemic. Surely · the primary ways in which the virus Office of Health . Education & by cancelling the B 1, S.D.I. and is spread, thay are not the only ways. Promotion other unneeded nuclear weapon It is, however, also important to Health Services systems enough money would be note that there have been no freed to find cures for AIDS, most reported c·ases in which the virus cancer and probably feed and shelter The .· New ·: Balllpshire was transmistted through casµal the homeless and still go long way contact such a$ _touching, hugging NHOC toward balancing the budget. The ELIZABETH B. COTE, Editor-in-Ch·ief or sharing a glass with someone F.D.A. must wake up to reality also. who is infected with the virus. While people die of AIDS here in · Secoi:iclly, ·1 :would like to stress changed America, other AIDS sufferers JOANNE MARINO, Managing Editor ROBERT C. DURLING, Managing Eqitor .that . the. AIDS (HIV) ~ntibody elsewhere ate being saved with BRYAN ALEXANDER, News Editor JAY KUMAR, News Editor rnu'ns·eliflg and tes,ting which are To ,the Editor: AIDS drugs which the· F.S.A;. s_tub- , MARK T. BABCOCK 11, Sports Editor CHARLES J. McCUE Jr., Sports Editor done at UNH ·are completely an~ ln a recent U},jH publication, in bornly delays testing and approval PETER TAMPOSI, Photo Editor. ADDIE HOLMGREN, Photo Editor onymous. Test results usuaHy ta~e an otherwise .excellent article on SUSAN FLYNN, Forum Editor ARTHUR LIZIE, Arts Editor / of, not to mention making it legal twu w,eeks.,, W€ ke~p no identifying the N~w Hampshire Outing Club, to manufacture, ··prescribe and .KAREN PSZENNY, Business Manager information on those who are ' a statement appeared implying the possess them. The F.D.A. must PAULINE TREMBLAY, Adveoising Manager Jested.' W~ do not give out test use of akohoI on s·onie NHOC trips. wake up and cease its and-humane AdNt1lslng Asaoclaln Production Auietanb Susan ·smith results over the phone. Individuals Debbie Donohoe Karen Lacassee Jessica Standish Two-and-a-half-years ago, oh the · AIDS policy immediately. The Debi MacNeill Kristi Sudol · - Tim Thornton ~ ·· who are unsure 6£ whether or not trip the· statement actually refer.red Supreme court must wake up to Parke Madden .Slaff...... ,. Amanda Waterfield . they wish to be ,t~st~d may speak Aul ...... llgr. Pamela OeKoning Alta...... ,. to, that might have been true. Even reality also and recognize that the Linda Logan Ghistopher Pollet Ric Dube . with the HIV counselor about their a year and a half ago; or in isolated true marriage ~ond is the strong Clrculallon Mgr. Mary Tamer Brendan Gleeson concerns. They rhay then choose Steven Greason News llepolten Karen Hall occurrences within the la.st year, love and mutual sharing relation­ Aul Clrculellon Mgr. lshi Burdett Patrik Jonsson to have the test done or not to have alcohol has been present on some ship bond and not a piece of paper. Greg Pariseau Lauren Clark Marc Mamigonian , the test do_he. To make an appoint­ Copy~ Cara Connors David Osterkamp trips. However, times have It must recognize this and the need Caryl Calabria · Annabelle Freeman Spo,til lleporlen ment, please call the Off ice · of changed, people have changed, and to grant nothing less than full -~lien Harris Dan Gaueher B.ob Barrett 1 Health Education and Promotion Christine O'Connor Beth Goddard Scott Bemiss attitudes have changed. Not only human, civil and economic rights Gl'llilhlc ...... ,. Curtis Graves William Blackbum at 862-3823. is al.cohol use and transportation and priviledges. regardless of sexual Debbie Bellavance Mark Grundstrom Richard D'Avolio Thirdly, I would like to encourage Marjorie Otterson Sharon Heller Jason Doris illegal, it is also unsafo in an ou~door preferences in such relationships. Graphic Auielenb Robin Hooker Ed Flaherty questions, comments, criticisms and environment. I urge everyone to wake up the Denise Bolduc Peter Katz · · Ward D. . Fraser suggestions from the University Carolyn Christo . Rich Kelley Adam Fuller The ~tated purpose of the New president, Supreme Court, F.D.A. Marla Cox S.uzanne Kingsbury John Kelley community Ffgarding AIDS edu- . Hampshire Outing Club is .to pro­ and congress by sending them Nancy ·Fitzgerald Michele Laforge Marie Reilly cational efforts and the procedures Lisa Hamel Wendy Marder Stephen Skobeleff mote the beneficial. .and safo1 use of copies of this letter as part of a chtl.in Darcy LeBrun Joanne Marino CMlooillall . recently adopted for responding the outdoors by offering recreation- letter to everyone's friends and" Nicole Luongo Elizabeth Martineau Mic~el .f. Dowe ~ to presons who ch9os,e to report JoAnn Sehambier Rob Matthews Robert Durling · · al and educational activities. There­ reladves so that they may do the Liz Uretsky · Cinay Mathieson John Hirtle that they have AI:pS. We, as a fore, the NHOC does not condone same. Lets all do our part also and News Brief Editor Ed McDaid . --. Kurt Krebs \community need to provide clear Alex Moll Duncan.McEachern Dick Sawyer the use of alcohol or any other drugs make a donation to aft aids charity Qn-lhe-Spot Editor Ted McKay T_...... · and accurate info-rmation about on NHOC trips. Thank you. Carbery O.:Brien ·. Marianne Moore Leah .Orton also. Leonard DeFazio Jr. Pbolollaphen Braelynn Murphy ,.,,_ · · AIDS and its prevention. We need Sincerely, Sherrie Flick Chris Paulson Caryl Galabria . to offer competent, caring and Dan York 31 Elmwood Ave Sadie Greenway Jessica Purdy · Lisa Gasey . Batavia, N.Y. 14020 Deborah Hopkins Antony Ray ,1 Elizabeth Crossley absolutely confidential services to NHOC Vice-Pres. Christie Mitehell John Robert · Ellen Harris • · Craig Parker Alexandra Romoser Christine O'Connor 1 Betti""Severance Amanda Waterfield

/ ·_ l 'HE NEW HAMPSHIRE Tl:)ESDAY. MARCH a, 1988 PAOE FIFTEEN - University Forum . . Proposed policy change ·By David s.-Bischoff its own Judicial There has been much discus- · . most of _all, the Univer:sfry itself. After the criminal trial, if the reveals thats/he is a threat to the issue within the Univer- sion this semester about pro- Therefore, I \\{Ould like to pro- University charges are st-ill the alleged victim or· to anyone System. Therefore, sity's interests are protected posed changes to our U niver- pose a different approach to . pending, the Unjversity hearing else his/her presence on campus The benefit of this sity's Judicial System. The cases involving dual charges. · will take place. will be limited or prohibited to either way. the institution of The relative relief that this· ensure that the threat is re- small sacrafice now in order to · question of rights and priv.ileges I I propose students has been of a University polic'y that if a policy would pwvide for the moved. In any case the ·alleged . · avoid unnecessary controversies of accused for the concern. Thus far the-·· UNH student is facing both accused student is obvious. It victirp's well-be_ing will be pro- and out of compassion particular that dual discussion has been primarily University and criminal charges w.ould allow· the student and · vided for and the· interests of unique dilemma for students far in reaction to proposals made then the University hearing will his/her lawyer to choose be- the University will be protected. ~harges cause the cost of legal in the Task Force Report on be postponed until after the tween the very difficult dilemma The policy that .I propose, I -outweighs explosive emotional Judicial Procedures which was criminal trial, unless the accused · of having to face a University·. believe, best serves the interests b

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I. MOdern Tales,

Wolfgang Mieder toff /I bear my secret/Meekly Disenchantments: enough./ Behind my .shy croak, An Anthologjo/ Modern Fairy somewhere/Deep ,':ithin this spelled flesh, lies the Real Me." -Tale Poetry The poem goes on to explore University Press the dreams of these meek ones, By Patrick Jonsson· and touchingly unfolds their Fairy tales are .on ·the way culmination: that beauty truly back. This month's "Atlantic is only skin deep .. Monthly" carries an article While a child could probably about psychological differences understand and learn from the between men and women which "beauty underneath" theme of uses fairy · tales to prove its Miller's poem, Robert Gillespie Oedip.al point; handsomely il­ jn his "Snow White" explores lustrated editions of Grimm's undercurrents of that tale that and Andersen's tales are finding no child could, or should, com- their way inrn the play rooms . . prehend. But who knows, he of comerriporary youngsters. seems to say, what questions a The "Atlantic" article proves child subconsciously asks.? And that fairy tales can serve as how do those questions reveal illustrative material for soci- } themselves, many years later, ological interpretations by au­ in ·adult life? "What is really thors and scholars. Take, for going on out ·there in that house Harrison Ford, star of Roman Polanski's Frantic. example,·the Oedipal issue~ that in the woods?/ Do" they really weave throughout the story of know?/ Does it ever get dirty Rapunzel: the poor girl is locked and dull/fishy-stale in her in­ away in a tower by her wicked · nocent linens?/ What are their enchantress, waiting for her penises like, Snow White?" Polanski/Ford : FranttC_ handsome prince to save her. The great difficulty of-the Think of the Father-Mother book comes from Mieder trying Frantic images iri r,hat story, ripe mate­ to do too much with too little. precon-· -rial for discussion and interpre­ He only includes poems con- Warner Bros. Films terrorists. Frantic, my pompous tation in art:icles,.and .even in cerning very major tales. This By Marc Mamigonian I won't bother you with a -ceptions went for naught. Fran­ poetry. Wolfgang M'ieder at­ couldresultfromalackofpoems Orn: of Bob Dylan's most lengthy plot synopsis, because tic is Hitchcockean without tempts to analyze fairy tales in about other tales, but he could famous songs, "Ballad Of A A) it is extremely com,plicated, imitating _Uncle Al; it almost such a way. ,- have surely dug, some ~P- After Thin Man," has a refrain that and B) if you really want.to know unconciously evokes., among .. In Disenchantments: An An­ twenty-three poems about Sleep- goes, ''You know someth~n_g is then you should see the film. · others, The Man Wh9 Knew thology oJ Modern'' Fa'irj t d1e· ing Beauty, yout eyes really -start _· happ~ning, but you don't know Suffice to say-that Mrs'. Walke't Too Much (both versions'), Teh . . For(Jign -_ \ Poetry, Meid'er presents poets to drop, not because you are· what it is. Do you Mr. Jones?" picked up the wrong suitcase Thirty-Nine Steps, like Sara Henderson Hay, Ro­ tired,. but because the mind can That song is basically about _an at the airport, thus gjving her Correspondant, and North By­ bert Gillespie, and Sylvia Plath only stand so much interpre- ordinary guy thrust into gro­ a suitcase of great import to the' N orthwest. Perhaps most of all, (and 71 ·more), along the way tation of one point at one time; cesque situtations which he Arab terrorists, who, thus, it is reminiscent of that greatest providing: new insights into the it's like reading dis.sertation·s nei che.r understands nor is · kidnap her; Ford. finds the of imitation Hitchcock, Stanley fairy tale and discussing the by several psychologists or. one equipped to deal with; Dylan smuggler ( who just happens to Dona.n's Charade. Of course, if human p'syche · from the eyes of subject, and all their conclusions lambastes him for not adapting. be drop- dead beautiful - funny, you haven't seen any of these twentieth-centur.y social critics: being different. That is severely This could easily be· the subject you Qever meet any ugly films, then you are pretty much Mieder divides the book into difficult for the mind-to deal of Roman Polanski's new film smugglers these days) and they out iri the cold. · chapters by differen! tales, with, not co mention trite. Frantic which stars Harrison attempt to secure an exchange. Harriso·n "Don't call Me -including. poems that concern Although most of the poems Ford as Richard Walker, an Anytime I read that a film is Iridy" Ford's Richard Walker current social issues. There are are very good, in some chapters American doctor staying in supposed to Hitchcockean, isn't really a classic Hitchcock chapters for Snow White, Ra­ there are simply too many. If Paris with his wife during a Hitchcock~like, etc., 1 usually hero; he has a kind of nasty edge punzel; Hansel and Gretel, The ,Mieder had wielded a heavier medical convention. Before you develop another dull throbbing to him, more so than most of Frog Prince and marry more editing pen the collection would can say The Man Who Knew in the back of my head at the , Hitchcock's heroes. And, unlike major tales. From the chapter have been easier and more Too Much, Walker's wife (Betty base of my neck, and think one Dylan's Mr. Jones; Walker on The Frog Prince comes a enjo'yable to read. Instead, he Buckley who, mercifully,· does of two things: either it is a pale adapts to the confusing situation representative poem by John really should have included - not sing "Memories," unlike imitation of the master, or it he is in and responds well. He M L. Miller dealing with an issue some poems on less known Doris Day in The Man Who is a new Brian DePalma film, doesn't really know what he is many children experience and tales. Andersen's ''The Match- Knew Too Much who broke into which means that it is a pale doing, but he fakes it well. live through; in "Prince Charm­ stick Girl," for example, is not ''Que Sera Sera" at the slightest· imitation of 'the master. How­ Polanski, at the helm as director, ing" Miller· digs for the major represented and neither is "The provocation) is kidnapped and. ever, Roman Polanski is no knows exactly what he is doing, theme running through that Ugly Duckling." Ah, n_ew re- he is plunged into the seedy slouch as a director himself · and he succeeds in making his story: "Let them call me 'froggy,' membrances of a fond child- depths of Paris amid interna­ (however slouch-ish he may be best film since 1974's China­ 'wart-_face,' orj'Hopalong cas- hood. tio-nal intrigue involving Arab in other aspects of life), so for town. of the music, and the fact-:tl1at strong enough case for-vegetar­ there are only two guys in the ianism, it does make one take band all call to mind David and another look at the various D'avid (Remember "Falling methods of preparing and eat- Through The Cracks" and that ing poultry. . Dance Fi.J/Jcot/Jeque go for _white No And if you don't other song?). l:'ish has a knack for ·reducing situations to their man guitar/rap, maybe you'll 49," a song The Jazz Butcher proper, and also plays guitar. barest elements and allowing like "Looking for Lot try their · The two prove themselves to . the listener to see how foolish in which the band Fishcotheque manage be .mature musicians; their pbple can really be. He does hands at trash. They Relativity Reco~ds ·they guitars eompliment one another this expecially well with divorce to pull it off, sho~ing that By Brendan Gleeson speed wonderfully, and never clutter in "Ge~ It Wrong" and with city are capable of handling the the sound as they might in less living in "Living In A Village." (the musical kind), although place with experienced hands. The rest of "The Best Way" is the most song sounds out of ;J' of the rest the music is provided by various interesting song on the album, the clean guitar sound The Jazz Butcher's Fishco ­ studio musicians; fortunately both musically _and lyrically. Fish of the album. of theque is an excellent album, there is a sincerity that comes delivers the song rap-style, The relaxed atmosphere the end the a good example of jll;st how far through on the album; some­ surprisingly effectively. · Rather Fishcotheque is in is so rock is capable ofgofng without thing not common when using than sounding like a sober Adam reason why the album ... the having to step into the realm studio musicians. Horowitz, he sounds like a man special. Whether it be of electronics. And don't worry wiht a message. In this case, the mellow harmonies of the easy about the name, because the only message is vegetarianism. The interplay of their guitars, or the sign of jaz z on the album is the song opens w ith a m an selling fact chat they can sit back and them­ ev~r p resent but never domi­ a particular type of poultry, and let the songs speak for are nant saxophone. The songs deal with a w ide ends with Fish chanting "Which selves, Fish anq O'Callaghan five The Jazz Butcher is the nick­ number of topics, from divorce came first/ the chicken or the always in sync. It took them . Lee's name of vocalise and guitarist to vegetarianism. Their slightly egg? / They get so damned years to put this album out Pat Fish. Kizzy O'Callaghan is . pessi·mistic way of -lookir:1g at crazy/They eat their own legs:" hope we .don't .h.a.vt: .to. WiliUQ . the ocher member o f the band The Jazz Butcher: Pa~ Fish the world, the laid ba_ck delivery Although the song is not a ,Jong for the next one. , J

PAGE EIGHTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1988 Metal/ica: M~tal Kings Oller New Video

By Ric Dube forms of Motley Crue and Ratt, "Metal Militia," the classic tu.ally unprodilced covers of easily makes Kitt 'Em All one Summer, 1981- A new race Metallica's club audiences were .. ... Massacre cut "Hit The Lights," songs Merallica have performed of the longest LP's in rock of metal fans in the San F,ran- thrilled and blown away by their a fiery bass solo by Cliff, and live for years, bur had never history, timing a solid 70 min­ cisco Bay-Area are wise to a new speed, organization and orig- "Whiplash," the song that committed to vinyl. Among the utes! The band's 1984' LP Ride wave of British heavy metal. inality. The music was raw, would be used as the standard tunes are Killing Joke'15 "The The Lightning has just been Although outfits like Iron Maid- exciting, energetic, and most: against· which all future metal Wair" and Diamond Head's certified gold in the US, the en, Def "Leppard, and Saxxon of all, original. . was to be judged. "Helpless." The EP wraps us video is extremely popular, and are household names in Europe, Although their early sets Speed metal, thrash metal, with a:.. medley tribute to the a new album is planned for Lars Ulrich, Copenhagen native, consisted mostly of Diamond meralcore, all terms the band Merallica worshipped scare-core spring release. the new kid on the block, is Head covers, Merallica quickly are anxious to divorce them­ unit, The Misfits. As early as keener on acts like Paralex, gained a name for themselves selves from, is faster and more Kill 'Em All, The Misfits' in­ The press hailing Merallica Tresspass, and Diamond Head. in the underground-metal s.et · melodic than the plodding, fluence was obvious on cuts like as "musical geniuses," "rock and James Hetfield, wiseacre, and through the international chug-chug of seventies "fat "Mororbreath." roll's soorhesayers," and ''the blondie rhythm-guitar man for fanzines. "Everybody around man" metal. Although Mecallica The baqd's other product only heavy metal band that Obsession is -pestered persist- us was so blown away," says didn't do if first, most would released last year is an admitted matters," along with the over­ ently bu Ulrich to form a band. Hetfield, "We just saw the new contest they do it best, and it product of pressure. Traditional powering enthusiasm of their Hetfield, who had jammed with wave of British metal coming, seems evident the they'll be the high-'tech ten camera and sound fans, tempts one to dehumanize Lars once before, has no use for we know how to do in our own first band of their kind to see production blown away, Cliff them. Could Metallica fall the a· drummer whose cymbals way, and we jumped on it." the world of sold our arenas, 'Em Alt - The $19.98 Home Vid route of Van Halen; money­ won't stay on their stands ( one Even tu a 11 y the Ii n e -up cham paigne fountainS-: and no . is a video tribute to Cliff Burton mushed and. gone soft? Or like had gone through a window in changed to its legend; McGov- brown M&M's. that features a collage of con­ Black Sabbath; prophets of rock his house). But when Ulrich was ney gone in favor of Cliff Burton Bur that just isn't this band's f iscared bootleg footage·, tele­ whose message has been shout­ able to promise an appearance (ex-Trauma), Mustaine (now style. With two platinum re­ vision clips, and home movies. ed, answered, repeated, and · on Brian Slagel's Metal Massa- of Megaderh) nixed by the leases under their belt and every Says Herfield, "The quality in fallen asleep in a slew of ugly ere 1 comp, Berfield saw the lighter drinking Kirk Hammer rock magazine in the country some places ain't that happen- leather and Weight Watchers light. (ex-Exodus). __ watching their every move, they - ing, but the feeling is there, and __ ~rochures? Noc likely. Merallica began gigging in The first LP, Kill 'Em All, couldn't be more blase .. that's what matters!" the LA area headed by James first released in July of 1.983, Last year's EP, Garage Days Merallica's American distrib­ - As Hetfield wears a white Berfield (lead vocals/ rhythm was dawned with a roar from Re-revisited was a throwback utor, Elektra, has now just re­ terry bathrobe and pisses on guitar), and Lars) Ulrich fans and critics. alike as_a revo- to their jamming old' days, released Kill 'Em AU (originally John Wayne's face £illing the (drums), and made complete by lurion that could change the released in an effort to appease on Megaforce Records), adding TV screen in their room of the Dave Mustaine (lead guitar) a_nd course of heavy metal history. vinyl-rabid fans and to break to it the tracks from the first Franklin Plaza Hotel, Lars Ron McGovney (bass). Al- Its ten tracks clock in at just in rookie bassistJasonNewstead Garage Days EP, covers bf Ulrich explains; "We're just - though-glam and poseur-metal under an hour, and features (ex-Flotsam & Jetsam). Diamond Head's "Am I Evil?" four goofs trying to play rogeth­ had reared its pitiful head in the .... epics "The Four Horsemen,'·' Garage pays ... fearur~d vir- _ _<1:!1d 'Meteor's "Blitzkrieg." This er and stay in tune and in time." sticker declaring "Warning! Not as gciod as Atomizer, so don't get your hope up, cheese." OK, kids, name that reference. Give Rhymin' & . Illin' •··· Sonic Youth up? Big Black, of course. Why is this sticker here? Best bet is that the Big Black record that Biz Mar~ie a story. Most songs find him bore the sticker didn't sell well Goin' Off constantly falling back onto a enough and Steve Albene didn't refratri again and again, as if he's want the stickers to go to waste. Cold Chillin' Records run out of things to say. · · Fun number two: The article Schoolly D's Saturday Night •on the inner sleeve. How many Schoolly D · - The Album is also a debut disc, bands would ha.ve the guts to Saturd~y Night­ but he and Markie are worlds include a self depreciating article The Album apart in terms of talent. For one in their record? The article from thing, Scho0lly has managed to "Maximum Rock a.nd Roll," a Jive/RCA Records put some life into this album; hilarious punk 'zine, alledges By Brendan Gleeson he is much more. successful in Sonic Y ouch as the Yes of the To the·uninitiared, rap music · conveying a s _treet intensity. '90s, commenting, might seem to possess no di­ While Markie is mellow in his "Bleeaachchh!!!" Also, the ar­ versity. Some might even be delivery, Schoolly makes no ticle makes out Husker Du as · hard pressed to call it music. In attempt co hide his intentions. R.E.O. Speedwagon and 7 ~e­ reality, there are many different In "B-Boy Rhyme and RidHle" conds as U2 in the '.90s. Boy, _ levels in rap, both in terms of. he raps, "A little white what a fun decade it will be. success and message. boy/ called me a nigger/ if I had The music is just as much fun Biz Markie is typical of the a gun then/I'd have pulled that as the extras that accompany first level of rappers, those who trigger." it. The first side of the record, perform locally for the enjoy­ a 12" single, contains "Master­ ment of their friends. Markie Dik," a hearty take-off on the is different from the mob only noise rock of Big Black. Slam, because he has an album, Goin' scream., skip, or skate to this Off. It is surprising that some­ song, just enjoy listening to it. one so close to the streets as The second side is nothing Markie would put out an album less ~han epic. Mostly recorded that so lacks the intensity char­ live, it shall go down in perfor­ acteristic of young rappers who mance annals along with The s.peak from experience about Biz Markie Replacements' Shit Hits The life on the streets Schoolly D also keeps the Fans, UK Sub Shoppe's Live,-At The most surprising thing listener's attention by celling K -Mart, and, of course, Styx's about Goin' Off is that all the stories; he does not have to inimitable (Thank God) Caught So().ic Youth: Slbppy fun with Lee Renaldo, Kim Gordon, songs on the first side were resort . co singing his own In The Act as proof that live is writteri by ·an outsider, not Biz praises. His songs are all the Th~rston Moore, and Steve Shelly the place for a band to screw off. Markie. Rappers build their more powerful be2\use he This is wonderful slop of the , reputations on fheir rhymes, makes no attempt to d~e~ them first degree. Sonic the archaic form becom~ clearer. and_rhat Markie lets someone up. He raps the way that he Youth• The side opens with a studio The concept of Sonic Youth's else do this for him seems to would talk co his friends. In "Do Master-Dik rendition of the Rarnones'·"Beat . Master-Dik Beat On The Brat border on hypocrisy. Big Daddy It, D0, It" he takes this to the Beat On the. Brat On the Brat," maybe the easiest is Fun. If you've been fooled into Kane, the man behind the lyrics extreme, rapping, "You say you song to cover, and degenerates SST Records thinking they're singing about on the first side, must have been . never met a nigger like me from there. Included are the By Arthur Lizie Jesus as a pop savior who rides hurting for topics, as a look at . before/I rake you in the back com~dy interview/ song "Under About' ten years ago, rock a motor scooter, tl,'iink again. the song titles will show; "Pick- and treat you 1 i ke my the Iµfh1ence ofJesus and Mary concept albums, pet rocks, and Fun, fun, fun. 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1986 A.L. ·pennant, i~ still manag­ good,'.' "Megadeath," "Death Row," physics major? Well, when the time Cursing Gen. Ed. requi_rements ing. Come on Mr. Kelley, let spring ''Overkill," "Live Skull," "Killdoz­ comes for basic plans to be drawn and fighting against all efforts to training decide if Mr. Rice can do er," "Death Night," "Son of Sam," represe,nting some new and innov­ implement them effectively is a;f;!, · Sox Ian his job. · and "Dead Kennedys." ative technology - perhaps the good as saying "Ignorance is Bliss." Sincerely, - It should be obvious that in . To the Editor: physicist can make a basic schematic Ke·v in McLaughlin reality, this music is not progressive As Red Sox fans,Jim Rice would sketch. How is Food and People . Alex Weill Freshman/Communication . a1: all, bur is in fact an obstacle to not b;' doing us a favor by "shutting going to help a hotel major? Maybe Acadeqiic Affairs. Chafrpersun up and playing baseball" as Mr.John progress. The backward thinking behind the creation and broadcast­ one day, there is a large scal-e Student Senate Kelley (one of your writers) sug­ James Toth complaint from guests tha-t they gests. Mr. Rice is Boston's team Junior /Bus ·Admin/Geography ing of this material should be unwelcome on any campus devoted are nor feeling well. The hotel major captain and has the right to speak who has taken this Gen. Ed. -rec- his inind. It seems to us that Mr. to addressing and solving the problems of campus violence. ognizes the symptoms of food Rice is indeed··"playing baseball," Progressive poisoning and alerts the hotel chefs. reporting to spring training early Si~cerely, He saves the patrons stomach aches First step ., once again . ·Jay Brown and the managemen~ heartache. We do not intend to slander Mike violence · Genernl Education courses were Greenwell, he is a fine young ball To the Editor: · established to. create well-rounded To Letters to the Ediror: player, but Mr. Rice is-a hall of fame D'uring the past year, the issues individuals, allowing students to .. ., We encourage all members of the bound player who c_annot be put of violence against women, and recieve at least a small amount of .University Community rn look out to pasture d4e to one injury . violence in general have been Gen. eds exposure ro areas normally un'... beyond the political propaganda plagued season, as Mr. Kelley brought to the forefront of concern known to them. They do not off e red· by the Re. a g a n suggests. Mr. Rice's salary has by the UNH community_. _It is guatariree that anyone who takes_ Administrat-ion-the truth can be nothing to do with whether or not encouraging to see. the admm1stra­ -are gQod Psychology 401 will be able to ascertained if one is willing to put he should be replaced in left field. tio n, faculty, staff and students diagnose a schzophren-ic or that in a little work to see both sides No one handles Fenway Park's pushing for positive changes in To the Editor: taking Spanish 503 will make you of the argument. As a good f irs_t green monster like rice, and as far these areas. However, as hard as The importance of General Ed- as fluent as and interpreter for the step we encourage everyone to come as fielding goes Mr. Greenwell has they work, one student organizat~on ucation classes is not well- . UN. They are intro levd courses toourweeklyCommitteeonCemral proven himself no better than Jim is undermining their efforts, seemg understood. They are not a bunch designed to create a background to America meetings where we have Ed. To say that Rice cannot catch to it that the flame of campus of courses· designed to teach you u~e ifa major decides not to pursue ,· an educational se.gment ev~ry meet­ a baseball is ludicrous. violence is never extinguished- our things that have absolutely no a directly rel.ated career, or cannot .ino. Dissenting views are of course Mr. Kelley has asked of Rice own radio station, WUNH. b·arring on your career choice and find a job satisfying his/her expec- w;lcm11e. · '"What good are you without pow­ WUNH's format is overwhelm­ goals. They are not hurdles in the , rations in the ch9se_n field. Sincerely, er?" Well, quite a bit. How about ingly what is called ."progressive" pathway of success as 'many students r t\r A .324 with 110 runs batted in, on only music. Apparently, this is a catch­ . vie'w them. General Education 20 home runs, and third in the · all definition for any music lac;king courses are devised to· give each M.V.P. balloting in 1986. 1986 was true harmonic or melodic elements. ~student at UNH a certain amount only two (2) years ago_. John, where · What the music is not lacking, of basic knowledge_in many varying were yoti in 1986?? , however, is an undenyable violent fields. So how is balletgojng to help WRITE LETTERS Mr. Kelley has calkd some of nathlre, chara.cterized by musicians a business major? Well maybe an · Rice's home runs "meaningless'.', screaming terms like "kill," "death," important perspective buyer for I guess Jim should consult him "destroy," "maim," etc. The mes­ a new product comes to town to before every a.t. bat to make sure sage oJ this "pr_ogressive'' music spencf the weekend. It comes up in that poking a clinger would be is clear; violence _is the way to vent casual conversation that his favorite appropriate. Of course, we must frustration. ballet is being performed nearby. assume that all of Mike Gteenwell's Unfortunately, WUNH's ded­ The boss finds out and buys two home rnns are game winners and ication to spreading this m~ssage tick_ets ~ one for you and one for ~ very, very meaningful. is unwavering. The station's 1988 the .perspective buyer. Thanks to Last · time we checked John­ Spring Program Guide provides a a Gen. Ed. course you might not feel McNamara, the same John McNam­ lis-t of some of the i.:pusicians and half the tension - at least you know: , ara who along with Roger Clemens groups scheduled for air time: this what a stag 1-eap isf-Gr how is,, a and Jim Ed Rice led the Sox to tpe s_emester. Among them, "Bfood~ drawing course going to help .a TELEPHONE TAPE 1-.IN~

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Randy K and Mark C- Do you read the rest of .the paper, too, or just look at your ad? -Marj Hey all you dd counselors, come join Kathy · R, and us in reading the theme this Wed. March 9, at NINE (STEIN) o'clock! We'd Jove to see ya' Be there or be square! - . - -~ the 1988 EXECS ~.~ ~ Vote for Bret Clemons Student Body . :??,, -- ... ~ - President and Eric Stities for Student Body, Vice President YEAH MOM, I WANT A LEATHER JACKET . INSTEAD OF A CLASS RING!!! What's that about pigs flying? Happy 21st you sloth! Let's 'drink some pink champagne: but not a whole bottle! love, S.B. To the brothers and pledges of Sigma Dry Epsilon - Thanks for the chips and pepsi! We really did have a. great first raid. The Tanning hides. pledges of Kappa Delta. PAGE TWENTY-SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 1988 - MEN'S HOOP- _:_ --- FENCING---- (continued from page iS) _ ••· . , . _"I would like to see as many · Fencirtg is played with three participants as possible," Poulos different types of instruments. said. "It is just another activity The foil, epee, and the saber. ·to support a students' academic The club at UNH will mostly career." be dealing with foil. Fencing is good aerobic ex­ · The game is played by two ercise and Poulos stresses the competitors at a time. Each fact that experience is not player 'scores by hitting the needed to join the club. He 11:30. opponent in the torso area. The· emphasizes the fact that the club Hey buddy! Did you hear the first person to five wins the is for recreation as much as it latest? · match. is for competition. The Wildcats just won the The score is usually kept "We hope to have some • ECAC. NAC Championship electronically, but UNH does competitive activity," Poulos Game on ESPN which means not have the equipment to do said. "But also provide the they are going to the NCAA that. Woody has been told by recreational fencer with a good Tourney. the Rec Sport brass that if time." )ust kidding????? interest is maintained then the No intermura:l competition equipment will be bought. is slated for this year. The team The most experienced person , is planning to scrimmage Dart­ in the club is Tariq Nagi from mouth and St. John's Prep If you think you're Kuwait. Nagi fenced on the school later this semester. Also national team in his host coun­ they have a club tournament having a heart attack, try. scheduled for Apri~-24. Also the club is fortunate to think out loud. have Paul ~oulos advising _t~e1:1.

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.. ~ ~ • •• J r .~ : • ~ ' I- ... .::. ,I', ., ,I; ., J, ,I, " .. ,· _, • f . .. I> ;r 'I' • ' • J ~ ✓ .. ,,,; .. .J ~ ,;.. THE' NEW HAM{:,SH'IRE TUESDAY,.MARCH H, ..l988 .· · PAGE TWENTY -SEVEN •,-; ,-' ';->'t -~· t_ >', •• ,, • .. • • • ' • --·. ¥ .:- ., • .J ~. .-_ New formed fen~irtg club ·· a.t •.· .New ·Hampshire By John Kelley If one happens to stroll into New Hampshire Hall on Mon­ da'y or Wednesday nights they wilUind approximately tw~nty people dressed in a white coat, gloves, and a wire mask. No this is not Biology 4.01 observing bees, .this is _the newly formed UNH fencing club. The club was formed about a month ago by sophomore busi_ness administration major Ned·Woody. How d~s a poten~ tial CEO get interested in pok­ ing people with a sword? "I used. to live in Pittsburgh," Woody said. "A g·uy put on a demonstation and it'just ap­ pealed t'o me: I signed up and took lJssons. It was 'the time of my iife·. '-fhen I moved to New . . I Hampshire." . . After the move to the Granite State, Woody was unable to find fencing anywhere around, ex- · cept Boston. So.he decided to change things by -starting a dub. . "I took the beginnin_g fencing Fencing~ page 26 Ned Wo~dy and Chris Pullo get set to duel. Woody started the fe~cing club here ~t UNH only a month ago. (Pete Tampost- . ._ ; photo) . · _ . . . _ · . · · . . . · . Hoc ey East powers 9ear for play-o s By Mark Babcock his 21st against Providence. He ---* SCORING G .. A .. T Upon returning to Durh_am is tg·e first Maine goalie to win * 1. David Capuano (M~ine) 25-34-59 after spring break, the Hockey . 20 games in a season ... Fresh _ : ' 2. Mike McHugh (Maine) 21~2iJ.:-42 1 . East play-offs will be over and from the Olympic tournament . * 3. Mike Keifer (BU) 20-20-41 -i- r barring Soviet attack on Orono· Eric Weinrich wasted little time *. 4. Mike Golden(Maine) 13-28-41 Maine, the UMO Black Bears making his presence felt in the * 5. Mario Thyer (Maine). . _13-28-41 will be on their way to the Maine line-up, scoring twice ang, * 18. CHRIS WINNES (UNH) 12-17-29 NCAA Championships. ' adding an assist Sunday ~.s. GA 1 * GOALTENDING And so, as we hockey fans in Providence. : · 1. Scott King (Maine) -i.97 Durham sit and ponder over the Like the two-minute drill in * 2. Bruce Racine (NU) 3.84 dismal Wildcat sea·son we··ve .. football, the last two minutes 3. David Littman. EBCf ·3:97 been forced to endure (for the can be critical in a hockey game. * . ** 4. Dave Delfino (Lowell). 4.22 third consecutive year), let us That's why New Hampshire * 8. PAT MORRISON (UNH) 4.44 ·· tie up the loose ends. will be seeking improvement 4-_ 10. PAT SZ.TURM New York foe. Meanwhile career led by Derek Counts' career high en has coine up with . played 35 points, distinguished the highs both tirr,ies he has Caramow.ts ,82-77 in Vermont. the first place oppenent. 21 Counts' effort was compli- · The freshman netted career mented by the play of Dave point~ and 15 bounds for ~round and Marshall, Greg Walker, and highs the first tiine Keith Carpenter. Marshall Men's Hp.op, page 26 The men's ~oop team is set to see play-off action ~fter b~ating UVM, 82-77. (file photo) snagge,d 10 rebounds ,~_hile - Wildcat women fall to Friar~

of. By Richard D'Avolio Apparently Coach McCurdy nothing to be ashamed · ' The UNH women'·s hockey was right, as UNH was called In their four years at {!NH season has come to an ·abrupt for eight penalties, four minutes they gave the program every- By John Kelley end. The reason being, for the worth coming in the last five . thing they had. These seniors / For true sports fans, this is the worst time of year. There first time in nine years the minutes oJ play. . were an important part of two is just nothing exciting going on. Pretty soon March !'-.fa1ness women's team has not made the This is all the help Providence ECAC champion$hip victories will begin and after tbat the NBA and NHL p!ayoffs will f rnally final championship game. fo wouldneedastheyscoredafluke and were runtier-ups one year. begin which will give us sports fans so,methmg to watch. But fact in those nine championship goal with just a minute left in For they will always have those for now, boredom has set in on the sports fan. games the Wildcats have ·w:on the game. The puck jumped over great memories, no one can take Here is a potpourri of opinions from a b~red fan. . six and los.t only three. a· UNH defensemen's stick that away from them.,As they Do not give up on the UNH 1!1en's hoop ~e~m yet. D~sp1te · This yea,r however the team sending a PC player in on a go on in life I'm sure their their 3-24 record, they can wrn the D1v1s10n I Nat10nal fell short of that final game .as . breakaway, the rest is history. experience here at UNH, on and Championship if they win their' nex.t nine ~ames. What suspe~se. they lost in the semifinals to .To help the PC cause even off the ice, will give them a Couldn't you see the Wildcats as the Crnderalla· team gorng the Friars of Providence by the more one of UNH's high scor­ strong foundation to build from. all the way and Gerry Friel winning coach of the century? score of 3-2 at NU's Matthe'o/S ing forward Heidi Chalupnik As for the future, UNH. Arena last Friday night. was injured early in the third women's hockey should con­ Some say bowling and golf are the worst sports to watch The Wildcats owned the period as collided with a PC tinue to be a powerhouse among on television, but tennis a~d auto racing certainly take that game from the first face-off but player and baµly bruised both Women's Collegiate Hockey as . honor. · -_ the game was gradually stolen her kn~e.s. She missed the re­ there are many key players What is with Sugar Ray Leonard? He retires because of from them as their two goal lead mainder of the game. Her coming back,_especially in the an eye injury. Then he come~ back f?r fifteen milli?n and retires_ became a one goal deficit by the absence hurt UNH very much. forward positions and a few again. Now he wants a rematch with Hagle~ agam. Who does sounding of the last buzzer, To go along with this one of good recriuts are expected to this guy think he is? Hopefully Hagler will come back a.nd making for a long trip home. UNH's key defensemen Shelley join in on the winning tradition. .retire Leonard from boxing for good. As a disheartened Coach . Di Fronzo didn't even dress for Coach McCurdy always seems Rumors about the elimination of the football program_to McCurdy said after the game. the game as she was out with to come up with great· new allocate money for general education courses sh~uld really "We defi~f rely should of won,- an injured knee. players and winning season one help the recruiting process, heh? Why would a high school that game. · UNH's Sophomore forward after anothe-r. player commit himself to a school that ~ight r:i,ot ~ave_a pr?gram He continued to say,"This is · Andda Hunter seemed to sum I'd like to thank the team for in two years. The school needs to clarify this s1tuat10n 1f they the most disturbing defeat I up the loss very well. "The puck giving me and their faris so want to continue to have good recruiting years. · have ever been involved with." wasn't bouncing our way, the many exciting memories. Your Twenty-eight days 'til the Sox start their penn~nt drive. For any'game is disturbing when penalties were a big factor, and Sportsmanship and talent is Hasn't the Celtics loss. to the Nets at the GARDEN been your team loses in the last their goalie played very w,ell." · something the U nivers.ity overdone by the media? They lost a regular season game to minute of play. . . UNH lost, despite the fact should be proud of. Thank you. a nothing team. Big Deal. The NBA-has the l~mgest p~e-season The women played their usual th~y played good enough to win, of any professional sport, 82 games. Don t you thrnk they · fundamentally sound nockey as always-ifl sports, sometimes ..------1,- get· bored? When the playoffs st~rt, you can be sure t~e Ce!tst g_ame as thtir passing and the best team doesn't win. As .E will be playing their best and battlmg hard fonhe champ10nsh1p. shooting was right on the mark. much as we.don't like to admit Much has been said about Jim McKay's subpar performance Unfortantly for the Lady 'Cats it, luck plays"'a big part in any I NSI D at the Olympics, bur what about Keith Jt1ckson? Jackso1: seem~d the officiating wasn't. The championship season and this like he didn't care. He would introduce an0rs, Dianne Rob­ Looking fot a spring sporno follow here_ at UNH? ~ry pushed to get the referees to be bins, Karey Sto~e, Liz Tu~a and women's lacrosse .. This is a fast pacedbigh scoring game whICh more penalty conscious. As he Dawn Wn~ht, 1t was their last UNHfencing is very exciting to watch. Also the enrire game only takes about said,"We pushed for more strict game as Wildc~ts. Unfor~unate.:. an hour and ten minutes.. - ., .officiating and the referees took -- ly the_y coul_dn t couldn t have pg 26 this as~ criticism." left w1th _a v1ctory_bur they have =_-_-.Ji_------• Sports,