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august 1994 / M< But when she met Paul, she said, Q; Did you ever have ito go in and "Oh, what a hunk." loop dialogue because the leather Q: Is Exii to Eden an equal-oppor« made too much noise? tnnity fllm as far as nudity U con A;: That wasn't a problem because in cerned? my one great leather outnt, there was A; No frontal nudity on Paul. no. I nothing on my legs. On« scenc I did tnean, / s?aw ii, but you won't see it in have to loop was a bubble bath scene the movie. because the bubbles Iceptpopping aud Q: Was he ever worried about get wore too noisy. ting aroused during your love Q:i What were they made of» latex? scenes'/ A;: Mx'. Bubble's, It is tiic worst shit. A: 1 think he was nervous that he It's like puniflg borax on your body. would, and I told him I'd be insulted Q; Speaking of Mr. Bubble's, can if he didn't. A lot of actors are really we e:cpect any product placement in uncomfortable with their bodies and Eidt to Ed¥n'! Acme whips? HarCx when you get to sex scenes, they try dc^ collars? too hard bccause they want to be A: Paul is Mr. Advertisement in Aus macho. Because Paul's a daucer, he's tralia. He sells Cooper's beer and noi concerned abom nudlrv and rhac Bond's underwear and cloihes, so he think it's an added pressure that other A; It's not hard-core. We use a lot of great. And phone sex is safe. too. I relationships don't have. [But] he was euphemisms, actually. should do ads for ATifcT. upset [about being callcd that] Q; '*Lov€ cave"? "Manroot'*? Q: One of the chapters in Exit to Eden is called "Loveat First Sight." because he's not a lobbyist. Lobbyists A: "Member." And I always Uked are like the scum of the earth. He "jnde slalk." "Hie Taoisir, use Uiat for Doyoubelieve In that? A; I believe in inftiiuatiort at first works for a man who owns grocery the male member. stores, as his government relations Q; 1 like talking dirty better m sight, which I think comes from some neurotic button that the other person person. Bccausc he's eight years I theory than in practice. younger than me, I played this whole A« You never, liVe, in the hest of the pushes in you. I have a friend who thinks that tlie only thing that keeps joke on him about how I was ai momeot...? Woodstock. I said. "You don't know Q: I don't remember. couples together is if their neuroses match. He says that your neuroses what it was like, man. It was like free A; You've got to get out more. bring you together and your neuroses dom and it rained and wc all got Although it it good to store up your naked and went swimming inAc pond chai for the right person. brcak you apart, and it'strue. Q: What are your neuroses? androlled around in thetnud." Q: My cheel Q; How did you break the news to A: Yoursexualenergy, your chai. A: I have this fear of abandonment, that most people have, so I don't let him? Qj Do you nsefancy words likethat A: I jnst said, "You know, Wood during Sfix? anybody in. 1 think that's very com mon in modem society. stock? I was kidding" He was so A: I love to talk during sex. but no. I pissed off, buthe Ukes a good gag. use thebasicdirty words, the hard-core Q:Your boyfriend, soI've read,Isa lobbyist named Darius Anderson, Q: How do the people dose to you ones.I've been toldto shutup before. fuel about you playing a doralna- Q: Have you ever had phone sex? Docs It bother you that the press feels a need to repiort on your love trix? A: I'm a big believer in phone sex A: Darius totally supports me in any' with my boyfriend. I've been on for life? A: I don't take it seriously, but I do tiling I do, but it makes him nervous.' about an hour. The anticipation is Turn topage84

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My family has learned to accept what 1 do. They know if they say own bed. anyttiing negative [laughing], I'll fall them. Q: Did you ever get the factS'OMife talk? Q: You were mised Catholic. How has that afTected you as an A: In thirdgrade I got it, because I'd heard all these stories at camp adult? and I camc home horrified. I asked my mother and she set mc A: I feel guilty very easily,I think, if anything,my exhibitionist side straight. is a reaction to Catholicism. Q: Were the stories inaccurate? Q; Did you go to confession? A: No, they were true! That's what was scary, A; Yeah,but I stopped once I had Uiingtt tu confess. Qj My facts-oMife talk consisted of me asking my father what Q: Which was when? prostitution was during a commercial break while watching A: Whenmy parentsgot divorced. I was 19- "Charlie's Angels." Q: Did your parents spUttfaig sour you on the idea of getting mar A: That's fitting. I acmally give my motherfull credit for my healthy ried? attitude about sex. A: Sometimes I don't quite umderstand thepointof msmage. We all Q: Help's a hypothetical sexqaestion: You've Justexperienced an liveso much longernow thatthe ideaof being with someone for that hicredible evening of lovemakhig. You wake up, roll over—what longis sort of antiquated. Wego through phasesin oar livesand it's clothes do you see on the floor? hard for one person to match all those phases. That's not to say I A: There's something about white Jockeys that's so male and gross wouldn't want to be married. that I like. Thens's something dirty'sexy about them. And if they Q: You've be^ quoted as saying» "1i you put WUlem [Dafoe]» have stains on them, that's bener.They'rejust such boy things. To Liam Neeson and Jimmy Woods in a room togethert there me the coolest thing about having a boyfriend is that you can just wouldn't be room for anyone else.*^ Youwere, I believe, referring stare at hisn^ed body andnothave tolook away outof politeness. I to the size of their *^adestalks,** Did that quote come back to find the male fonn so fascinating. haunt yoo? Q: What's your ravorilemale bodypart? A: Yes. I thought it was futmy, but I got a lotof shit for that. People A: I have a few.I like that kind of dentrighthere [indicating pelvic think thatI badsexwith alldiose men, which I haven't. Itwaspurely bone], that V. And I love butts. There's nothing better than a good conjecture,meant as a compliment.But, you know, Jimmy Woods butt. told mohe got moie dates from that ' • Q: What's the one thhig that yon still do, even though you can Q: Do peopleever conlUse yott widiJanine Itamer? It seei&s like afford not to? youleftTV and she grewback hi your place. A: I won't give up Victoria'sSecret,I still orderfromdie catalog. A; It's true.Someooe told mc. loved you io Cliffhanger" The Q: What game show would you want to be on? funny diing is that I was supposed to doCliffhmger before Jaoine. A: "Celebrity Studs,"! think it should be two Qormal guys picking The deal just didn't work out. Td love to work with Stallone some from dvee celebrities. day. Qi This gfa-11 know went on ''Studs,"put out for the guy, and Q: 1heard that, after your relationship with"China Beach" pro won. .! ducerJohn SacretYoung ended,yousampled skydiving. Whatis A: You don'tdo thatonthef!nt date. They'llnever callyou again. ft like to jump out of an airplane? Q: Which date Is the right one to have sex? A: It was such an adrenaline rush, but it seemed unnatural. I'd rather A: The older I get, the longer I wait. There's nothing that beats get high internally,doing yoga or meditating, than have to do it io an romance: goingout to dinner,dancing, a botdeof wine.It's taken me external waylikejumpingoutof a plane.Peoplewhodo it areaddict a whileto leant that, but1finallygot it. ed to diat rush. It's like a drug. Q: What's the downside of fame? Q: I read thatyou're a member of the MUe High Club. A:To me,theonly downside js«benjpeo^mdtc mean things about A: I am. It was with a fidcnd of mine ^dio was piloting a six-seater you and you have no recouree. plane. It was Justhimandmc. Q: You mean like when MovisJin§ listed your torn In Tombmne Q: Thatmustbewhyautopilot wasinvented. Wereyouscared? as one of *The 100 Dumbest Things Hollywood'sDoneLately"? I Ai No,I neverfelt like my liie wasin danger. He knewwhathe was had nothing to do with that, Dana. I was oat of the country, I doing.It was pretty fast. swear. Q: What's your l^vorlte bedroommusic? A! Yeah, yeah,yeah.Dennis. Sure.1opened up that issueand I saw A: Music's not like a requirementof mine, but I like fiink.I've had Kuit [Russell]'s picture and the entiy about his wearing too much Letwy Kravitz on, and it was great. Same goes for Prince. I remem eyeliner. I thought. "That's pretty funny." Then, when I got to the ber my firBt dme was to the Beach Soys' •*Disney Oirls." I love that entry that read "Dana Delany la Tombstone" 1 was In shock. I soag.It still maku me cry. My innocence is in diat song. diought. "What does that mean? That I was wasted in Thmhstone'i T Q: Was yourQrsttimedisappointiAg? might agree widi that." I was trying toputa good spin onit.I mean, A: It was wonderftil. I had(»chestrated tte whole diing. Mypatents you try your best. I know what I'm like in that movie,and I wouldn't wereon vacation.I hadjust mmed 16,because my boyMendinsisted say it's my favorite work- In fact, I'd probably say it's my least ttiatI be 16. He made me wait. I skipped school and 1did it in my favorite work. It's a perfectexampleof me not trusting my instincts. TUmtopageS7

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AUOOST 191 endary: an eccentric, tough-minded forget her name, but she took me to to me. The rest of the decor me and entrepreneur who Is, arguably, better Jeff Goldblum's house because she my mom, you know, just kind of rid of her wild ex-husband, a comic wanted me to see her work. He was talked about and worked out. She's who peaked when he warmed up out of town and she had a key, so we got a weird sense of humor.** What audiences for . "My went into this one room that was was it like growing up in such a fami mom has gone with all comics," the covered in this carpet. I said,*That*s ly? "My mother drove an old hearse son explains. "They're all guys that fucking pcrfcct.' And I got what was limo that was reallyembarrassing," he really don't have their shit together. leftover from his job." recalls. "I had curly hair, a skateboard, She keeps them up. Like Steve Lan- Shore sings a little tah-dak! on and a mole right there on my cheek.I de$berg in the early years, Argus entering the bedroom. And well he was always dij^erent, too weird. So, HaroiUon, Danny Stone—just total might: the walls are bright copper, when I got transferred to Beverly Hills fucking losers, capital fucking A. which match the basin and tub fixtures High, I told my mom, 'I want to be Like, this guy was into coke, that in the adjacent bathroom. The bed— called Paul* I just wanted to be nor- other was ... well, you know what 1 "No, that's nut a walerbed," Shore uial.Su 1 woreTop'Siders.Polo shirts TXhhe reason Charlie Sheen liked going out with Ginger Lynn was because It was like dating himself; trash. He's trash. I'm trash. Guys are attracted to ^rls in porn. It's like a sickness, you know?'

mean. assures me—could accommodate a and wantedto go to bar mltzvahs and The last time Shore was inter threeway."Can you believe I probably shit. I got rid of the mole, too." To viewed for Movieline^ he was still liv haven't had one party in this house?" prove it, he displays a framed picmre ing with his mother. What has moving he wails. Well, no, especially when he of himself, just post-mole and tran- out done for him? "One good thing mentions that it's in this room he scendentally nerdy, pointing out the about not living with her anymore is keeps his famous black book. **It's a obvious: "A very sad, lonely kid, not having to listen to her say, *Whcrc book of numbers that I have of girls hey?" are you going?' or, *Why are you all over America," he explains. "Girls But seeing the picture sparks a leaving me?' And that wasjust when I all over this town, too. With notes, memory of a sad, lonely kid's first went out on the road. Of course, not like, 'big tits,' 'hot ass,' 'nasty,' 'hum sexual encounter. "An old friend, having to sneak in when I come mers,' you know. Stuff like that. I Mike Messex, Donovan Leitch and I home—that's good, too. Also, I don't can't show you, bul there's no celebri were at Florentine Gardens. Dono was have to borrow her porno tapes any ties in it. I haven't shtupped any. But like, in the comer dancing or some more because now I've got my own— when it comes to Playboy Playmates thing. but Mike was with this really although she had pretty cool ones like and PenthousePets, yeah." ^ hot younger giri*Sarah, or something. Behind the GreenDoor.See,"he says, Oh, now I see why peeking out I was with her friend: huge, blonde, gesturing to the house, *Uhis is my here and there among his trademark titties, slutty. Just kind of a pig, you mom's place that I just bought from flowing scarves and grungy sneakers know? We went back to Sarah's house her. She's got a lot of different proper- are v/ell-thumbed copies of Penthouse in the Valley In Mike's Datsun and tics and instead of me just buying and Piuyboy: I'm guessing thai Shore Mike, who was older than nw, didu'l somewhere else, we kept it in the fam uses them to order out of, sort oflike I know this was my first time. So, me ily." do with J. Crew catalogs. "Whenever I and the fat giri went into the maid's This is just as good a time as havea partyor my friend has a party, room ... well, I'd never felt a wet any to get Shoreto showme his bed you just go through the book and— pussy before. It was so bizarre! The room and on the way upstairs, he bam! People expect me to be diis guy second I touched her vagina, I came, directs my eye to the jaw-dropping who drinks, takes bong hits all the then ran, yelling to Mike, 'Dude, let's carpeting that runs the hallway and time and goes out and screws every get outof here!'" stairs. As if he had to. "I call it one. And I o/tt that guy." After a beat, 1 spot another framed item, a 'porno leopard,'" Shore says of the he adds, "Just not today." photo of Shore hanging with Jim floor covering that even Jaync Mans Pointing my attention toward a Carrey, who stands jaybird naked field might have found outrd. "You framedpaintinghanging on thewall,a except for a sock over his willy as if can tell bimbos have walked on it, primitively hip affair, he offers, **My he's showing he's got what it takes right? We had this interior designer sister designed that. She's into chan to be a Red Hot Chili Pepper. I can't to help color-coordinate the bouse. 1 neling aliens and shit. Shejustgave it help asking Shore how he felt seeing

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