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f Pizza drivers avoid the noid; see Friday Magazine THE BG NEWS Vol.70 Issue8 Bowling Green, Ohio Friday, September 4,1987 University 'telefraud' declining by Linda Hoy calls. The penalties for the fraud wire editor depend on the amount of the bill the student has accumulated, he said. ty telephone A student could be suspended system will catch a student from school for committing within minutes if he attempts to telephone fraud, Derek Dickin- use a long distance access code son, director of Standards and illegally, said' Procedures, said. If the money Richard Con-| involved is between $500-11,000, rad, director the offense is a felony and car- of University ^ ries a maximum jail sentence of computer ser-l seven years, he added. vices/telecom munications Problems with telephone services. fraud began in Aug. 1985 when a But the effi- new telephone system was in- cient detection ■ stalled, Conrad said. of telephone, Billing for the system was not fraud wasn't" installed until November of that always the case.li Conrad year, which resulted in students Two years ago about 300 stu- getting no bills until December. dents committed telephone A fraud detection system was fraud, and a few cases are still also not in operation at that being straightened out, Conrad time, he said. said. Nobody knew the fraud was Need a lift? , TK „ „ . Telephone fraud usually in- going on because of problems Steven Gross, ol Haskins. inflates his hot air balloon, the Voyager, with a little help from his family and friends. The Voyager can often be volves using someone else's ac- with the billing system, he said. seen floating through the skies above the city. cess number illegally to place D See Telefraud, page 4. Cafeterias lack help Deadline delayed by Pamela Monaslra Another problem is that parents of incoming U.S. lends support to (J.N. peace mission staff reporter freshmen are not allowing their children to get jobs. "Parents of incoming freshmen are more ap- WASHINGTON (AP) - The partment spokesman, said sanctions against Iran — which The lack of students working for the food opera- prehensive about their children working because Reagan administration Wed- drafting of sanctions against probably would entail an arms tions department of the University is becoming a of the demanding time involved," she said. nesday delayed a deadline for Iran by the council would Be de- embargo — should begin next bigger problem than anticipated. This semester s scheduling is another reason for Iran to agree to a cease-fire in layed until after Perez de Cuel- week unless Tehran agreed by Jane Schimpf, director of Food Operations, said the problems. Classes this semester are running the Persian Gulf war and gave lar visits Tehran next Thursday. today to stop fighting and to ne- the shortage of employees is a general concern for over by a half an hour during lunch time and this its support to a peace mission to gotiate with Iraq. the entire University. restricts students from being able to work during Tehran by U.N. Secretary- However, the U.S. official The two countries have been One reason for the need for student employees is the lunch shift. General Javier Perez de Cuel- said, "We believe the time for at war in the Persian Gulf area the limited earnings allowed for students receiving The University has not changed student salaries lar. stalling has come to an end. for seven years. Iraq agreed to financial aid. which still start at minimum wage, $3.35 an hour. The administration had given There is a need for a definitive the cease-fire, but Iran has not " When a student receives financial aid, the Uni- However, it did change the raise increment by 5 Iran until today to obey the response." given a concrete reply. In the versity will administer certain restrictions on the cents, so when a student receives a raise their pay cease-fire ordered by the U.N. On Tuesday, Phyllis Oakley, a meantime, Iraq has resumed its student, such as the amount of money he or she is will increase by 10 cents an hour instead of five. Security Council on July 20. But department spokeswoman, said attacks on ships carrying Iran- allowed to earn," Schimpf said. U See Employees, page 4. Charles Redman, the State De- drafting of a resolution to apply ian oil exports in the Gulf. Falcons fly to Lion's den Fires threaten a phenomenal victory over by Jeff McSherry Vinny Tcstaverde and the communities sports editor Miami Hurricanes in the Fiesta Bowl. by The Associated Press For those of you who have And the Falcons will be in been waiting for someone or front of 80,000 fans, nonetheless, anyone from Bowling Green to to do battle with not only the 11 admit it was just a prolonged, players on the field, but a coach- Wildfires racing toward rural communities yesterday forced sick joke in scheduling defend- ing legend in Joe Paterno who is thousands to flee as National Guardsmen and inmates mobilized to ing national champion Penn going for his 200th career win help battle blazes that have blackened nearly 236,000 acres of brush State for the 1987 football tomorrow. ana timber in four Western states. season, the wait is over. Then there's the other team — The fires in tinder-dry northern California, Washington, Idaho and But it's no joke. No mistake BG. A 5-6 season and a second- Oregon have destroyed at least 34 homes and other buildings and in- has been made. place finish in the Mid- jured at least 58 people while consuming nearly 369 square miles, an The Falcons will be in Uni- American Conference isn't area a third the size of Rhode Island. versity Park, Pa., tomorrow at 1 much to brag about when men- One firefighter was struck and killed by a motorcycle in Califor- p.m. to take on the Nittany Lions tioned in the same breath as nia. in both teams' season opener. PSU. And BG Coach Moe Ank- Jack Wilson, director of the Boise Interagency Fire Control The BG-PSU matchup, or ney is going for number six on Center, called the situation "extremely critical, primarily in Cali- mismatch by all reasonable his career-win list. fornia and southwest Oregon," yesterday morning after high winds standards, is a classic David vs. Things couldn't look much whipped the flames. Goliath meeting. The compar- bleaker for the Falcons. But "In the national park situation, we're very fearful that they might isons between the two squads, Ankney isn't trying to fool him- get into the giant sequoias, which are an irreplaceable resource," he all the way down the line, weigh self or anyone else. said on ABC-TV's "Good Morning America.' heavily in the Lions' favor. "There's not any one thing More winds were forecast, he said. So in walks BG, right into the that if we do well we can win, "We're really scratching for crews," Ray Naddy, fire coor- heart of the Lions' den, Beaver he said. "We have to do a lot of dination spokesman in Oregon, said Wednesday. "We ve been get- Stadium, to face last year's un- things well and it will have to be ting dozens of volunteer calls. But we can't take just anybody off the disputed National Collegiate a total team effort. street without organized training." Athletic Association's national "We can win if we are pre- Prison inmates joined firefighters called in from as far away as champion — the team that pared to win. We can't go in with New York and Maine, and in Oregon, nearly 350 Guardsmen were to boasted an unblemished 12-0 at report yesterday in Eugene and Medford, said Naddy of the Oregon the end of last season, including G See Penn State, page 7. Paterno BG News/Mark Thalman Unified Coordination Group. Friday News in Brief

OThey may have hills, but they won't have Howard's. National Student Exchange sends students to far away Classes are a crime? In a court hearing on the same day, Jackson Auditions scheduled universities, see story page 3. pleaded quilty to five counts: criminal trespass- ing, resisting arrest and three assault charges. □ People will be rockin' for research Jackson received five days in jail, and must Open auditions for "...And Ladies of the Club" at Pablo's next weekend, see story page A former University student on academic sus- have proof of restitution for damages done to the by Helen Hooven Santmyer, adapted by Lois 3. Eension was arrested Wednesday in the Mathema- officers by Sept. 2,1990. He is also denied access to Cheney, will be held at 7 p.m. Sept. 8 and 9 in 400 cal Science Building after he continued to show the University or classes without prior permission University Hall. DAKS teaches karate, discipline and up for classes. by the city police department. It will be a readers' theater production of the more, see story page 4. Kenneth Jackson, 32, of 1950 Fernwood, Toledo, One officer who was bitten during the struggle, best seller offering an account of ladies, love, life refused to quit attending classes after being sus- received treatment and was released from Wood and death. Production dates are Nov. 11-14. DSpikers upset Purdue in five games, pended, despite repeated warnings. Police re- County Hospital. For more information, contact Cheney at see story page 7. moved him from the University. Jackson is presently in Wood County Jail. 372-2350. Editorial 2 September 4,1987 Incentives lax Another bookworm saved

the time, I watched the tape at Days in May." I now have two "The New Yorker" he had for employees the reserve room of the library. degrees in English and I'm smuggled in, and before I could It was devastating. working on a third. Only a week get a grip on myself I had looked before I had been in Howard's at one of those cartoons with the Unbussed tables, slow service and food quality OUT The narrator. Vanna White, holding a copy of "The Literary witty captions. I was in danger that is below last year's standards can be began by profiling the typical Journalists. True, I had tried to of supping. traced to a shortage of student employees in Uni- bookworm. He's a nice enough hide it. I wasn't so dumb as to be versity cafeterias. mm* kid at the start, Vanna explains. seen with it, but still I was wor- But on the fourth day, just like But until students have some incentives to work Sits on his dad's knee and listens ried. Could I have become a full- that, my struggle ended. With- to him read the funnies. At the fledged bookworm, too? out any effort on my part, I lost at the cafeterias, they are just as well off going off age of four he tries to read them my will to read. Went cold tur- campus to work at a fast-food restaurant. himself although he has some I got even more anxious when key, just like that. I even passed Poor pay and the limited number of hours a stu- trouble pronouncing I saw where my condition could Book Anon's most difficult test. dent can work because of financial aid are the main By Craig Hergert "AAAniEEEl!!" lead. Vanna shared two lists — They took me down to the De- reasons there is a shortage of student employees in one of non-readers and the other troit Airport and watched me as Next, he's into the box scores, of bookworms. In the first list I walked by the news stand. the cafeterias. A few weeks ago I saw a handling names like Valenzuela were Sylvester Stallone, Billy An office manager from one of the quadrangle commercial that caught my eye. and GaUaraga with ease. By the Idol, Ronald Reagan, William I walked by a Free Press. I cafeterias said last spring all student managers A teen-ager sits alone with a time he's in second grade, he's a "Refrigerator" Perry and felt nothing. I passed The Blade. and hosts and hostesses met with the Food Opera- book, looking as if he'd rather be member of the junior scholastic Jeannine Lauber. An impressive I felt less than nothing. Then I tions hierarchy to discuss problems. The concern of shoveling manure on an August book club, ordering "Horton list of successful people, I came upon "The New Yorker," day than continue reading. Hears a Who" and "Curious couldn't deny it. "The Atlantic" and "Harper's," the office managers and hosts and hostesses was a An off-screen narrator with George Meets the Mean Poa- one after the other. Nothing. I lack of incentive for student employees. the kind of voice insurance cher'\ Then came the bookworms — walked right past them and went Food Operations obviously anticipated the shor- agents are blessed with tells us my group. What a shock. Alan toward the portable TV the ca- tage because hiring for fall semester took place in the teen's sad tale. "Mike didn't In junior high, his problem be- Alda, Phil Donahue, Diane Saw- shier was watching. the spring and during freshman orientation. It was used to spend all his time study- comes visible. His friends ask yer, William F. Buckley, Walter ing," the narrator assures us. him to join them on a window- Mondale. You get the picture. It She was tuned to "The Love the first time in at least five years that freshmen "He isn't a bookworm. He's an soaping run, but he says, "No wasn't pretty. I'd seen enough. I Connection." A well-dressed were being hired for the cafeterias during the average guy. But he has acne." thanks, I'vejot a chapter left to went to Book Anon. couple, who looked like they had summer. The narrator then describes read in "The Return of the never heard of a book let alone Over the summer, the University changed the an acne clinic where Mike can Native," and I want to see if It was a beautiful place out in read one, were embracing hap- raise increment from five to 10 cents an hour, but go to get rid of his acne and, by Clym Yeobright hooks up with the country, miles away from Eily. Chuck Woolery was smiling implication, his books. As hear- Eustacia Vye." the nearest library. The hall- roadly, saying he'd be back in the number of hours a student has to work to tened as I was about Mike, I ways were dotted with loud-s- two minutes and two seconds. receive the raise is still 800 hours. couldn't help thinking about the By the time he's in college, peakers that uttered, every 30 He was so wonderful, the show By boosting the raise increments, the University poor guys who, according to the he's in serious trouble. At the seconds, slogans and lines of was so wonderful, I was willing is headed in the right direction toward pleasing commercial, are in far worse very least, he minors in English, dialogue to help me and my fel- to wait. The heaps of books and student employees. shape. and if his condition is really bad, low bookworms kick our habit. magazines surrounding me he majors in it. He's subscribing "Better dead than read," the might have just as well have However, the starting wage needs to be raised to I mean the bookworms. The to a couple of magazines by now, box purred. "The only good book been on the moon for all I cared. attract new employees. In the business world, guys who sit alone reading even maybe even "The New York is a phone book." "Would I like higher salaries are offered when a shortage of when their faces aren't covered Times Book Review." to borrow your 'Time'?" Why, My doctor from Book Anon workers is evident. with zits. Guys like me. no, I watch Jerry Anderson." approached me. He had watched The most recent example is the nursing profes- So you can imagine how re- His friends, if he still has any, the whole thing. lieved I was when, just a few comment that once, last week, I'll admit things were a bit sion. With a huge shortage of nurses, the starting days ago, I found a free video- he was seen in a local bar read- tense at first. On the second day "Congratulations, Craig," he salaries given to lure more nurses into the profes- tape in my mailbox describing a ing a book. one of the interns caught me said. ''Vou've passed. You're sion have increased dramatically. wonderful new clinic called Poor Joe," they say, heads making an allusion to "Ham- cured." Smiling warmly, he Something has to be done to lure students to Book Anon. Evidently, the folks shaking. "He's reached the let." That meant three demerits handed me the bUl. work. At this point, Food Operations is short at at this new clinic had gotten point of no return." which translated into having to I looked at it. "I can't read a ahold of the mailing lists of not watch three episodes of "The single mark on this," I told my least 75 employees. only the three magazines I sub- By this part of the video, I was Brady Bunch" —without com- doctor. "It's sheer gibberrish." The problem will only grow unless the University scribe to but also of my book sweating. The night of my high mercial interruption. And I smiled warmly. gives students some incentives to work. Right now, club and realized that I had a se- school graduation, while all my Hergert, an instructor in Eng- the motivation just isn't there. rious reading problem. classmates were out partying, I On the third day one of the lish from Slayton, Minn, is a co- Since I didn't own a VCR at stayed home and read "Seven patients showed me a copy of lumnist forThe News. Anywhere except Iowa S8 SEOUL OLYMPICS

By Mike Royko sation by saying: "Hmmm, I see "That's why you, my fellow that Sen. Albert Gore dropped Americans, overwhelmingly NEW EVENTS: 50MTO? into a coffee shop in Clods Cor- make the free choice to go ner, Iowa, and one of the five somewhere else. When you have BRICK customers, plus the grill man, a few bucks and vacation time, Some of the Democratic recognized him immediately. some of you go to the North TO5S presidential candidates are Isn 't that something ?'' Woods to do some fishing. Or complaining that they don't get maybe to Florida to slap around enough attention as they hand- If the candidates are being ig- Soli or tennis balls. Or to a Club shake their way through Iowa nored, it is because they should led to see if you might get and New Hampshire. be ignored. Anyone of sound lucky. Or to an island in the Car- As an aide to one of the candi- mind who spends these fine ibbean to soak up sun and rum. SYNCHRONIZE?it £*r* SggfW >» dates whined to 77ie New York summer days wandering around Or on a cruise to get fat. Some of Times: Iowa deserves what he gets — you might even go to the Big Ap- which will probably be cow dung ple and take in a show or two. Or "We're out there slogging all over his Guccis. go skiing in Colorado or Utah. Or away at state fairs and beating maybe to Vegas to try your luck WAT6R CANNON TEARGAS our heads against the wall and The candidate I could support at the tables. UUtTett>l«*JWrUeirj*IU. people are more interested in is the one who would have the wrtrctwiaoQaumuwl- POtO whether Gary Hart is coming courage to say: "There are so many wonder- back early from Ireland." "I am announcing my candi- ful places to go in this great land While I can sympathize with dacy for the Democratic nomi- of ours, so many fun things to do. the candidates, it seems to me nation for president. And the But, boy, they ain't in Iowa. Respond that the public's indifference is first campaign promise I will "So I call upon you, my fellow evidence of the public's good make is that I am not going to Americans, to ask yourself this The BG News editorial page is your campus ber for verification, must be included. sense. Iowa. question: 'With all of these trav- forum. Columns may be longer, although a length of "I will not go to any county el options, would I choose to The editorial page regularly features columnists 600-700 words is preferred. These should also be. There are far more interesting fairs, state fairs, pancake rnd my time browsing around who write on a variety of topics, from serious polit- typewritten and double-spaced. University stu-i- things going on in the world than breakfasts or stop my car to pig tent at an Iowa county ical issues to humorous anecdotes and cynicisms. dents writing columns must provide class rank;, Michael shake hands with some befud- fair?' You don't have to be a journalism major or even major and hometown. Dukakis praising an Iowa dled farmer who wonders why a student to write a column. The News encourages farmer for his attractive cows or all those TV cameras are sud- "And your answer, I'm sure, and welcomes any and all guest columnists. The News reserves the right to reject any mate- Richard Gephardt feigning de- denly being pointed at him. will be: 'What do you think I am, Additional opinions may be expressed in letters rial that is offensive, malicious or libelous. All; light as he nibbles on the prize- 'You ask why I am not going nuts?' to the editor. submissions are subject to condensation. winning 4-11 brownie cookies. to Iowa? I will answer that with "Well, then I ask you this Please address all submissions to: a question: Why don't you go to question: 'Do you want as your Letters to the editor should be a maximum of I • Are we expected to become Iowa? candidate a person who would 200-300 words in length and should be typewritten, Editorial Editor giddy from excitement when we "The fact is, very few Ameri- do something the overwhelming double-spaced, and signed. Address or on-campus The BG News !; read that Paul Simon received a cans ever go to Iowa, except majority of Americans think is mailbox number along with your telephone num- 210 West Hall standing ovation from five idlers those who live in Iowa and have dumb?' he encountered at a gas station little choice in the matter. And I "Of course not. You want SOCMDV DAVID HARRIS outside of Yawnsville, Iowa? don't blame them. Iowa is dull. someone whose thinking reflects It might even be duller than In- the mainstream of America. V«3. THIS IS «R>8ACK, Try going into your favorite diana, and that's saying some- And the mainstream position of CROM p.e«RTMtVnr Si*. thing. dm sir RICHT w I'D line ro ADD bar and starting a lively conver- this great nation is to stay the e »A\ie A UST of Derecn.* RXWITUHE heck out of Iowa. g*J-■ THE u*)DU#D Pfoft-envs THAT r*€P To THAT LIST. B"WT Mc*J./ SOME ATTEIJT-IOH luculWdr; "Therefore, while the other *»VMflS./e)IP FAULTY THE BG NEWS ' y APPLIA»K£S.. Editor Ron Fritz Asst Photo Editor Mark Thalman candidates are in Iowa, I am go- Managing Editor Melissa McGiUrvray Chief Copy Editor Kim Garn ing to campaign in Aspen, Car- Asst Managing Editor Beth Thomas Chiet Copy Editor . . - JudiKopp mel, Palm Beach, Martha's Hews Editor JulteFauWe Vineyard, Hawaii, the Four City Editor Caroline Langar Seasons Restaurant in Manhat- Editorial Editor Bath Murphy Copy Editor JohnMeole tan and all the other places you W*e Editor Linda Hoy Copy Editor Rebecca Thomas Sports Editor Jeff McSherry would visit if given i choice. Copy Editor .. . JaredO Wadley Asst Sports Editor Tom Skarnivrtz "Now, I make this decision Copy Editor JuteWalaca Friday Editor JimYoul knowing that I might not win the Production Supr M*eG4 Asst Friday Editor K My Rose Production Supr Christine Rogers nomination. Somehow, this Photo Editor Rob Upton Production Supr Dnvtd Simpson country has put itself in the ridi- The BG Nm « puMehed daily Tueeday through Fro., during Me raw y^, M culous position of making the po- BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed:; "** """"O "* *jm™* —»°° °» «• Board ol Studant PubtalOona of Botrv, Green litical opinions of a few Iowa Stale Unreersrty stump-jumpers and New Hamp- MC Mmwen a Opinion, expreased by coalman do not nacmaarty reflect the opnone ol the BG shire syrup-sippers more impor- I'M xm i ONLY m/ COUIP tM MAP I 1WNK Newa CANT CONTINUC THINK OfMtN AS you po OF mm tant than the teeming masses of r/n TIHEP CT BllNb sommw owe", , AS CH(AT/N6 The BO Nawa and Bowing Q,^ a* unh™ny „, „« opoorturWy amptoyara and New York. Chicago, Philadel- SBCN soua « AN nmn sex SCABS couCH-Pomo do no* Aecnmmate m hiring practice. phia and other great cities. OUtCTOfLUST offKeuss SLIMB The BO fern «a ml accept advertjeng that « deemed aeo.mn.tory degrading or "Well, I'm having no part of it. I cave railing on the bee* of race, aex or national origin And maybe I will lose. But Fl£SH oopyrtghtigaebytheBONewa el righta reaarved there's one thing I know for \ Bu«|neee Office Editorial Office sure. When this campaign is 214 Wee! Hal Ph (419) 372 2801 210 Weil Mel Fit: (419) 372-2803 over, my shoes won't smell Bowing Green stale Unlveralty funny." Bowing Omen. Ohio 434030276 Summer Hour* 7:30 a.m to 5 pm Monday through Thursday Royko is a columnist for the 7 30 am lo 11.30am Friday Chicago Tribune. I I Local September 4,1987 3 'Exchange' BG winters NSE covers 70 schools

"I loved it, fall semester was by Amy Burketi super, because they have a very slarf reporter strong sports program," Shana- han said\ "There were problems The National Student Exchange in the beginning with fitting in, Program at the University is but it didn't take long to over- helping students to further their come them. The campus is the studies throughout the United same size as this University so States. Through NSE students the adjustment wasn't too bad." can spend a semester or a year Kirk Hogrefe, senior produc- at one of 70 participating uni- tion management major, atten- versities or colleges. ded the University of Hawaii NSE has been at the Universi- lastyear. ty for more than ten years. Joni "The hardest thing was know- Reed, NSE coordinator, has hel- ing that you couldn't go home," ped hundreds of students in Hogrefe said. "The campus is a making their arrangements to lot more spread out than ours. study at a different institution. There are 26,000 students attend- ing the University, but 22,000 "Students can study at an- commute. This helped in mak- other university for a cost that is ing friends, because most of the similar to what they are paying people living on campus were to attend this University," she exchange students also. Photo/Brad Phalin said. "We have 30 students here "A major difference in these Study Time from across the U.S. this semes- two universities is that the aca- ter and 45 of our students are demic program here is much Chris Goeller, junior sociology major, took a moment yesterday alternoon to look over some noles before her sociology class. now studying at other uni- more difficult." versities." Students interested in partici- Jacqueline Wells, junior ele- pating in the exchange program mentary education major, is on must be full time students and exchange with us this year from must have completed at least the University of Buffalo, New one semester at their home Pablo's 'rocks' for hospital York. campus. Applicants must also "This is a much larger cam- have a 2.5 cumulative grade fius. I like it a lot, but I miss pub- point average, and should have ic transportation and my close by Rebecca Thomas "This is the only event that I have heard of "The college has never participated in this graduated from their home friends. Wells said. "The resi- copy editor in which 100 percent of the donations go to before, and I would really like to get it in- school. dence halls are much nicer here, the benefit. "There is no administrative cost volved. It's something that will be fun for Most of the University's visit- because they have carpeting (to the hospital)," Fadin said. everyone and will raise money for a good ing students are from the and telephones. That's some- As the new Mexican restaurant in town, cause," Fadin said. eastern states, Reed said. thing we don't have in Buffalo." Pablo's has found a way to make itself This is the fifth annual rock-a-thon spon- known to both students and residents in sored by the St. Jude Benefit Committee. Participants should register ahead of "Many students interested in Diane Van Steenbergen, jun- Bowling Green. Since the event's popularity keeps growing, time, but any donation of any type may be participating in the program are ior accounting major, is here On Sept. 12, Pablo's at 893 S. Main St. will the committee needed to find a bigger place brought in at any time, according to Fadin. worried about their credits from Pomona State Polytechni- hold a Rock-a-Thon to benefit St. Jude Chil- to hold it, and Pablo's agreed to host it, Fa- Along with the roast pig and the rocking transferring. This should not be cal College in California. dren's Research Hospital. But this is no din said. chairs, there will be a number of bands play- a problem u you take the time to "It was a totally commuters average rock-a-thon. ing at Pablo's for the rock-a-thon. Some of Silan in advance. Before leaving school and I wanted to experi- "The participants will bring rocking "Anyone can participate, including any the bands to be featured include Eddie or your new college you can ence life on campus. The reason chairs and rock for 12 hours straight, "said organization on campus," he said. Whi- Boggs, Crossfire, and SoundScape. check a list to compare the clas- I chose a midwestern state is Pablo's owner Omar Fadin. chever (organization) collects the most do- ses that you would like to take to because all my life my mom has The rock-a-thon will start at noon and last nations will be the subject of a party to be Fadin said about 20 people have already the comparable B.G. classes so told me that I seem more like a until midnight. Pablo's is supplying and held at Pablo's. I will supply the beer and the registered, and he hopes to have at least 30 that all passing grades will mid-westerner then a California preparing a roast pig. food at the party." or 40 people participating over all. transfer," she said. girl. So I had to come and see Each person who participates will get a "Last year the benefit raised almost Megan Shanahan, student in- what they were like," she said. number of sponsors to donate a money by Fadin said the age of past participants $21,000. We would like to raise at least that tern for NSE, went to the Uni- "I love it here, but I miss my the hour, and all donations will go to St. ranged from 14 to 70. His goal this year is to much this year. We at Pablo's have all put a versity of Alabama last year. family." Jude's, Fadin said. get the University involved. lot of time into this activity," Fadin saidT

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Moore Musical Arts Building. The religious community of ■Grace Brethren: 121 S. En- by Laura Hardy Bible study meetings are held Bowling Green offers a variety terprise Ave. (352-6635) Sunday reporter Wednesdays at 7 p.m. Kinkopf of churches to serve the reli- services at 9:30 a.m. Wednesday said the locations for the meet- gious needs of University stu- evening Prayer and Bible Study The University can be an ings vary from week to week, dents. The following is a list of at 7 p.m. overwhelming place, but Chris- but will be posted in residence area churches: tian students can find support in halls. ■Jehovah's Witnesses: 1502 a number of Christian fellowship ■The Alliance Church: 1161 E. Wooster St. (352-0188) Sunday groups that have regular meet- Students interested in learn- Napoleon Rd. (352-3623) Sunday services at 9:30 a.m. Additional ings and activities. ing more about BGSU Bible services at 10:30 a.m. and 6 p.m. services on Tuesdays and Beginning Sept. 10, Active Studies should call 354-2602. Sunday school at 9:30 a.m. Bible Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. Christians Today will offer a Bowling Green Covenant Study and Youth meeting Wed- class Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. at Church is the location for the nesdays at 7 p.m. Pastor: Kit ■ King's Way Christian the ACT Campus House, 612 E. Fellowship of Christian Stu- Kindred. Church: 252 S. Main St. Wooster St. Tne class is called dents. Weekly meetings are in ■Bowling Green Covenant (354-1176) Sunday services at 10 "Boot Camp—or Basic Training the Alumni Room at 7 p.m. Church: 1165 Haskins Rd. a.m. and 6:30 p.m. Pastor: Da- for Christians." every Wednesday. (352-8483) Sunday services at vid Ladd. "Our main purpose is to instill 9:30 a.m. Senior Pastor: Jim ■NorthsideBaptist: 352-0243 Christ within college students," The administrator for FCS is Barth. Schedule will change for said Steve Schertzinger, ACT di- Mike Kobylski. Additional in- fall. ■Peace Lutheran: 1028 W. Photo/Michelle Thornewell rector. formation about FCS can be ob- ■The Church of Jesus Christ Pearl St. (352-0241) Sunday ser- tained by calling the Covenant of Latter Day Saints: 1033 Con- vices at 10:30 a.m. Sunday Dale Weitzel eyes his opponent. David Minnick. during the Ameti neaut Ave.(352-2659) Bishop: School at 9:15 a.m. Pastor: Wil- can Karate System demonstration held in McDonald courtyard Worship services for ACT are Church at 352-8483. Wednesday night. Sundays at 10:30 a.m. in Prout One of the largest fellowships Jerald Walbolt. liam Luoma. Chapel. Bible studies are held on campus is Campus Crusade ■The Church of Christ: 17317 ■Plain Congregational: 16011 Tuesdays at 7 p.m. in the Alumni for Christ. This group also has Haskins Rd. (352-6205) Sunday W.PoeRd. (352-7919) Room on the third floor of the an aim for its members. Bible Study at 9 a.m. Sunday ■Seventh-Day Adventist: Telefraud Since the new software de- Union. Meetings for Campus Crusade services at 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. *i52-0943 tection device was installed and BGSU Bible Studies is a Chris- are Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. in Wednesday Bible Study at 7 p.m. ■St. Aloysius Catholic: 157 S. D Continued from page 1.. because of a campaign publiciz- tian Fellowship associated with the Alumni Room in the Union. ■Church of the Nazarene: Enterprise Ave.(352-4195) Ser- In April 1986, University Presi- ing the speed of detection, the the Great Commission Church. Future events for the group 1291 Conneaut Ave. (352-2289) vices on Sunday at 8 a.m., 10 dent Paul Olscamp appointed a cases of telephone fraud Director Larry Kinkopf said the include a fall retreat to Mans- Sunday services at 11 a.m. and 6 a.m. and noon; Monday at 7 committee to study and correct dropped to less than a dozen last organization takes a practical field, Oct. 23 to Oct. 25. Campus &m. Sunday School at 10 a.m. p.m.; Tuesday, Thursday and problems in the billing software, year, Conrad said. approach to Christianity. Crusade will also sponsor Josh ednesday Prayer Meeting at 7 Friday at 7:30 a.m., Wednesday and that committee discovered Detection can be made within McDowell, an author and lec- p.m. Co-pastors: Reverends at 9:15 a.m. and Saturday at 5:30 the telephone fraud, he said. minutes. Early last year, as one "We teach our members to turer, who will talk about re- Alan and Janice Duce. p.m. Confession on Saturday at 4 During the summer of 1986, a student was in the process of apply biblical principles to lationships Jan. 21, 1988, at 7 ■New Horizon Pentecostal S.m. Vigil at 7 p.m. Holy Day at telephone fraud detection committing telephone fraud, everyday situations," he said. p.m. in the Lenhart Grand Ball- Tabernacle: 620 Second St. :15 a.m. and 7 p.m. Priest: system was put into operation, police came knocking at his "We also emphasize personal room. (352-5517) Sunday services at Thomas Ley land. and calls made during the pre- door, Conrad said. relationships. Campus Crusade for Christ 10:30 a.m. Wednesday services ■St. John's Episcopal: 1509 vious year were analyzed. Last can be contacted by calling Todd at 7 p.m. Youth Service on Sun- E. Wooster St. (353^)881) Ser- year was spent investigating "We can detect it (telephone Services for the organization and Belinda Pastor at 353-2908 or day evenings at 5:30 p.m. Bible vices on Sunday at 8 a.m. and cases of telephone fraud and ap- fraud)," he said. "You will get are held Sundays at 10 a.m. in Bill and Barb Mast at 1154-7959. Study at 7 p.m. on Wednesdays. 10:00 a.m. Vicar: Father James prehending the suspects. caught." the Choral Rehearsal Hall in the ■First Baptist Church: 749 Trautwein. Employees Wintergarden Rd. (352-0417) ■St. Mark's Lutheran: 315 S. AfA AfA Ar~A \TA ATA AfA ATA AfA AfA AfA AfA AIM AfA AfA-ArA AfA AfA AfA AfA AIY Sunday Services at 10:30 a.m. College (3534675) Sunday ser- D Continued from page 1. and 6 p.m. Sunday School at 9:30 vices at 8:45 a.m. and 11 p.m. > A student can obtain a raise a.m. Awana Christian Club on beginning September 13. Sunday THE SISTER OF ALPHA GAMMA DELTA - three ways: they can get pro- Tuesdays at 7 p.m. Prayer Meet- School at 10 a.m. Pastor: Ed > moted to a higher position, such ings and Youth Group on Wed- Walden. PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THEIR as a cook's help or a hostess or nesdays at 7 p.m. Senior Pastor: ■St. Thomas More University host; they can receive the Phil Vine. Assistant Pastor: Jim Parish: 425 Thurstin (352-7555) 10-cent raise from working more Howard. Sunday services at 10 a.m., 11:30 1987 FALL PLEDGE CLASS than 800 hours; or they can ■First Christian Church: 875 a.m., and 7 p.m. Additional ser- > receive a merit raise, which can Haskins Rd. (354-3989) Fall vices on Monday, Tuesday, and be obtained through good work- schedule will begin on Sept. 13. Wednesday at 11:30 a.m.; > inghabits. Sunday services at 10:45 a.m. Thursday at 5:15 p.m.; Friday Stephanie Andrews Michelle Istler There are three units that are Sunday school at 9:30 a.m. at 12:15 p.m. and Saturday at 4 in need of employees. Harshman Christian Youth Fellowship p.m. Father Herb Weber and -. needs 20 employees; Kreischer meets Sunday evenings. Rever- Father Joe Steinbauer. Lisa Barnett Aimee Jacobsen needs 30 employees; and the end J. Kenneth Evans. ■Trinity United Methodist: > Commons needs 25. ■First Presbyterian Church: 200 N. Summit (353-9031) Sunday u Students usually work 12 126 S. Church (352-5176) Sunday service at 10:30 a.m. Sunday Heidi Brandt Sandy Jones hours during the week, which services at 10 a.m. Offers Adult School at 9:15 a.m. Minister: 5 three meals, and should be able Bible Study classes open to col- James Stewart. Heather Calabret Kristen Kane to work every other weekend. lege students which meet Sun- ■United Brethren Church: day mornings at 11:15. Pastor: 606 Clough (353-9353) Sunday J. Thomas Green. services at 10:30 a.m. and 6 p.m. Colleen Ginger Gretchen Landrum % j HELP ■First United Methodist: 1506 Sunday School at 9:30 a.m. E. Wooster St. (353-0682) Sunday Thursday service at 7 p.m. Pas- \ WANTED: services at 9:30 and 11:30 a.m. tor: Paul Conrad. Eva Cox Theresa Leach Senior Pastor: Gary Boucher. ■Village View Church of j DOMINO'S PIZZA Assistant Pastor: GaleGebhart. Christ: 801W. Poe Rd.(352-0371) Stephanie Crawford Michelle Nix • EXPERIENCED t I DRIVERS AND Heidi Dewitt Julie Pecano I PIZZA MAKERS NEEDED Hey Students! Heather Dixon Angie Persinger i •: Full & Part-Time > Melissa Dunn Ngg* Beth Schaefer • MUST BE AT LEAST Catch all of the t • 18 YEARS OLD live action this Chris Easton Cheryl Siker : MUST HAVE OWN CAR > • WITH INSURANCE SATURDAY at 12:30p.m. Lori Ehrentried Kathy Smolen on t FLEXIBLE HOURS Lee Ann Evans 5 Beth Suroczy j? I Day or Evening t> Cathy Ferguson i S4.SO - $6.50/hr WBGU 88.1 FM Brooke Tier with mileage Darcy Ferrentino Lynnette Thornsberry % : CALL as the : OR APPLY IN PERSON BOWLING GREEN FALCONS Kellie Flick Melissa Tritch u 352-1539 1616 E. WOOSTER take on the Nittany Lions of Pam Fumeaux Monica Valento • Greenwood Centre PENN STATE u Maria Ganzel Lisa Von Bargen ?5 DOMINO'S NEXT WEEK CATCH THE PIZZA FOOTBALL FALCON HERE! Tina Gibson Joanna Zimbardi SEPTEMBER 12TH AT 1:30 PERRY FIELD VS. YOUNGSTOWN STATE v-.rv VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV VJV vMV vMV 9JV v"JV vMV TJV vMV frjy yjv VJV VJV vuv > Elsewhere September 4,1987 5 Ohio export figures up News Briefs State to receive international groups seeking trade Navy escorts tankers MANAMA, Bahrain (AP) the gulf. COLUMBUS (AP) - Ohio's in- "We are starting to reap the sive trade policy" that he said dedicating the new Afro- — U.S. warships began es- ternational trade efforts have benefits," he said of the admin- forces the other states to go it on American Museum at Central corting a convoy of reflagged The convoy's departure boosted its trade exports to $16 istration and apparently his own their own in international mar- State University. Celeste said he Kuwaiti tankers today came as Iranian speedboats billion a year, accounting for trade missions to India, Egypt, kets. On Aug. 24, Celeste an- will meet with him to discuss through the Persian Gulf, carried out two more attacks, one of every eight of the state's England and elsewhere. He will nounced he will not run, in part operations of the state's new where Iran and Iraq have against a Japanese tanker manufacturing jobs, Gov. Ri- be going on others next year, he due to the demands of his pre- trade office in Africa. dramatically escalated their and an Italian motor vessel. chard Celeste said yesterday. said. sent job. The Koreans arrive Sept. 16 war on shipping, officials re- Meanwhile, the five per- for a four-day purchasing mis- ported. manent members of the U.N. Officials of the Kuwait Oil Security Council expressed He cited the figures at a news Celeste, who recently aban- He said that on Sept. 13, a sion that Celeste expects will in- Tanker Co., speaking on con- conference at which he pro- doned notions of seeking the delegation from India will be in volve at least $80 million in sales support for a peace mission to Democratic nomination for the state to follow through on of Ohio products. On the 19th, dition they were not identi- the warring countries by Se- claimed "International Trade fied, confirmed the departure cretary-General Javier Perez Month" and said, "This is the president next year, was all Ereviously-discussed and possi- Ohio will be host for the first of three loaded tankers for kickoff, not the end." state business with reporters ly other joint ventures. A group time of the 19th Annual Meeting de Cuellar, the New York During September, the state who in several months of specu- from Egpyt will follow on Sept. of the U.S.-Midwest-Japanese the 550-mile voyage through Times reported today. will receive five international lation had become accustomed 16, as a result of an invitation Association. delegations — from Africa, In- to listening for presidential ut- Celeste extended in February, Celeste said Ohio, at the same dia, Egypt, Korea and Japan. terances. he said. time, is pushing ahead with Rebels kill 30 in Manila They will include buyers of Ohio overseas visits. "Ohio will be products and those seeking joint At one point in his prepared The first international visit strutting its stuff" later this MANILA (AP) - Commu- government." business ventures. remarks, though, he did take a will be this weekend, when the year in France, England and an nist rebels killed 30 police and Dissatisfaction within the China will send a purchasing swipe at the Reagan administra- Eresident of Senegal, Abdou international trade fair in Mun- soldiers following a guerrilla military over the continuing group this fall, Celeste said. tion for the lack "a comprehen- iouf, arrives for ceremonies ich, he said. call to exploit disarray Communist insurgency and caused by last week's failed Aquino's peace overtures to coup attempt against Presi- Moslem rebels were cited by dent Corazon Aquino. some of the renegades as mo- A spokesman for the tives for the coup attempt. nation's largest Moslem rebel In another development, group, meanwhile, said he Aquino said in a speech today N.M. traffic deaths double supported the renegade sol- that the mutiny Friday was diers who organized the coup not unusual in a country that bid, and praised them for try- had gone "from dictatorship Illinois highway fatalities decline after speed limit increase ing to "defeat a common to a democracy," and she enemy ... the Philippine vowed to unite the nation. NEW YORK (AP) - Traffic fatalities increase of the nationwide speed limit from really can't take a lot from three months," doubled in New Mexico after it became the 55 mph to 65 mph on rural stretches of inter- said Trooper Dave Sanders of the Illinois first state to increase its speed limit on rural slate highway. At least 25 states have enac- State Police. "Our position essentially is ... Striker death stirs riot highways to 65 mph, but whether the 10 mph ted the higher speed limit. we have to wait and see." SEOUL, South Korea (AP) Jungjam after a clash Wed- increase is responsible for more deaths is Wyoming also saw a decrease in deaths — Thousands of striking nesday with not police. not yet known, highway traffic experts say. A survey of New Mexico motorists shortly since the new speed limit was imposed, and workers yesterday occupied Police fired tear gas to dis- In Illinois, fatalities decreased on rural after the increase showed nearly half the state Highway Patrol Capt. Bob Oakes said the nation's largest shipyard, perse the strikers, who had highways since the higher speed limit went drivers exceeded the higher limit, according the higher speeds may actually be contribut- set fire to cars and battled occupied a mine. into effect. to the Insurance Institute for Highway ing to the decrease. riot police following the death In Seoul, a leader of strik- Safety. of a fellow striker. ing taxi drivers was reported "We're not about to say that that is mean- Oakes said too many people violated the 55 in serious condition yesterday ingful in any way, any more than we're will- The New Mexico Public Safety Depart- mph limit and were forced to pass slower In eastern South Korea, after setting himself on fire ing to say that New Mexico has twice as ment reported Monday that 56 people were cars more frequently than under the new meanwhile, authorities said as a protest after a dis- many fatalities as last year because they killed on interstates in rural areas between limit. Less passing means fewer accidents, yesterday that 105 striking agreement with management were the first to go to 65," said Al Lauers- April and mid-August, compred with 25 he said. coal miners were arrested in officials, police said. dorf, a highway safety specialist with the deaths during the same period in 1986. Fourteen people were killed on Wyoming Chicago-based National Safety Council. interstates from May 22 to Aug. 21, com- But in Illinois, where the speed limit went pared with 18 people killed during the same "We don't have anything to back up those up in May, there were 16 traffic deaths on period last year. statements," he said. "We don't know if 65 is rural interstates between May and July, The National Safety Council, a private, working from a safety standpoint or if fatali- compared with 26 during the same period a non-profit organization, and the National ties have in fact gone up." year ago. Highway Traffic Safety Administration are Over strong insurance industry oppo- studying the effects of the higher speed lim- sition, Congress earlier this year allowed an "But this is a three-month total and you its on safety. PERSHING RIFLES

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' I*(T1 "Tr*icmjrt <1 tx*. Irwnimcm- lrKtwp*.nc\l Sports September 4,1987 7 Falcons upset Purdue Harriers open Team defense stymies Boilermakers in opener with Rockets said the defense was a maior reason for the makers used a more individualized attack !by Andy Woodard BG victory, which she called the best team behind McDonald, Richl and setter Darci sports reporter by DonHentley men's squad. Co-captain effort in her four years. Orin. McDonald made 23 kills in 51 total at- Todd Nichols is still ailing "Our defense was so incredible," she said. tempts, while Richl had 18 kills in 60 at- sports reporter from a foot injury that hasnl The Bowling Green volleyball team went "Last year our defense improved and we tempts. Orin passed out 60 assists. totally healed. to play Purdue Wednesday night as a de- always had been weak (in defense), but we Popovich said while PU had several out- Bowling Green's cross Although he's hurting, Sink standing efforts, they also had several weak 1cided underdog. picked up so many balls last night. It was in- country teams will embark on doesn't expect him to be on When the match was over the Falcons credible. It was an awesome game." spots which hindered them. their quest for the Mid- the sidelines Saturday. proved they belonged in the same class as Defense was not unique to either side as "We played as one unit and were more into American Conference title the Big 10 school as they outlasted the BG made 103 digs and Die Boilermakers 101. it," she said. "We were more intense and this Saturday against Toledo. 'Todd is expected to run at Boilermakers, 15-11, 9-15, 16-14,11-15,15-12, Despite the total team effort on the part of had no break downs. We could count on Coach Sid Sink is confident this moment," Sink said. in the season opener for both teams at BG, Van De Walle said three Falcons (Wil- everyone to dig and block while they looked that his teams will perform "The injury is the type of in- Mackey Arena in West Lafeyette, Ind. liamson, Linda Popovich and Kelley Ellett) to only McDonald and Richl. well at Secor Park. jury that can't get worse. He Falcon coach Denise Van De Walle said had outstanding games. "We were more evenly balanced." "We should not lose this hasn't been running much the match, which ended on a service ace by Williamson had 20 kills, a .304 hitting per- BG finished with a .115 hitting percentage meet," Sink said. "We have this week, so he should be Sheri Fella, was a total team effort com- centage and made 23 digs, while Popovich on 55 kills and 33 errors in 191 attempts. PU had two great weeks of prac- ready to go." pared with Purdue's more individualized had a .400 hitting percentage, 37 assists and had a .197 percentage on 85 kills and 37 er- tice and we should run good, On the other hand, co- 6lay. She also said the match was one of the 22 digs. Although EUett did not have a great rors in 244 attempts. solid races." cap'ain Mike McKenna is ex- est she has been a part of since she has game statistically, Van De Walle said her The Falcons had 14 service aces and 15 The women's captain, Suzie cited about running on the been at BG. passing and back row play were "exception- service errors to Purdue's 18 aces and Deters, is confident that the fast-paced Toledo course. "It was one of the most exciting matches al". whopping 33 errors. team will run a strong race. McKenna shares the course I've seen in the last few years," she said. Ellett said her improved play could be at- After winning such a big season opener on record in the five mile with a "...The greatest part of the match was it was tributed to the confidence she's gained the road, Ellett said there were only better time of 24:48. He see's Satur- a total team effort. Purdue had a few key through the preseason. things to come for the squad. "We need to get a good start on the season," Deters day's race has a good chance players like Debbie McDonald and Linda "I felt really confident," she said. "My "This will certainly give us confidence as for the eighth and ninth run- Rich] play well, but we played better as a serve reception and digging seemed to come a team," she said. "We are no longer an said. "This should be a good team and pulled the ma ten out." a lot easier than it did last year." underdogto the teams we're going to play." confidence boost, that gives ners to prove themselves. Falcon co-captain Jo Lynn Williamson Where BG had a team attack, the Boiler- As the Boilermakers found out. us something to build on the rest of the season." "We have a couple of Coach Sink stresses that freshmen in our top nine," he this team needs to run as a said. "The Toledo meet unit should be a good chance for tions for 415 yards) in four Charity "I've really been stressing previous years. them to prove themselves." team concept for the Toledo The whole team will be Paterno has great expec- meet," Sink said. "We need to tations for Knizner, nonethe- proving themselves this Sat- run held have our top five runners run urday at Secor Park. The ac- less. together this week." "Matt's got a chance to be as tion will begin at 10:00 a.m. It good a quarterback as there is is then, that we will find out in the East and maybe one of Running together won't be just what to expect from this Monday the only concern for the year's harriers. the better quarterbacks in the A 5-mile run and 1-mile fun country," he said. "Another run/walk will take place Mon- time, another place, Matt may day at the Bowling Green City have been a three-year starter Park. The races, sponsored by for us. the Falcon House Sporting "Given the character of our Goods Store, will benefit the football team the last couple of Family and Child Abuse Pre- years, I felt we were better off vention Center. with John (Shaffer). We didn't Registration for the races be- HOWARD'S club H need somebody quite as explo- gins at 7:30 a.m. on Labor Day sive as Matt." and costs $8. The 1-mile run 210 N. Main No Cover Another offensive player starts at 8:30 a.m. with the who will figure prominently in 5-mile race following at 9 a.m. the BG game is the Lions' jun- The course begins and ends at ior tailback Blair Thomas who the city park located off of Con- replaces four-year starter D.J. neaut Avenue between Haskins Dozier. Thomas averaged 8.4 Road and Fairview. yards a carry last fall. The first 300 runners to regis- Aces & Eights "Blair Thomas is their weapon and the key for us is to trate will receive a free t-shirt Friday-Saturday stop him," Falcon free safety and winners of each division will Mike Holmes said. receive a $50 gift certificate BG may have a tough time from the Falcon House and a Sept. 4-5 doing so if they are as weak plaque. A raffle will also be held against the run as they were after the races. last year (second to last in the MAC). And Thomas will be TAKECARE running behind a strong offensive line. OF YOUR LUNGS. SUNDAY NIGHT GEORGIA PEACH TRIO "It's a strong, big offensive THEY'RE line by our standards," Pa- HOWARD'S IS A DESIGNATED DRIVER PARTICPANT terno said. "It's not the ONLY HUMAN. 300-pound line a lot of people have these days but it's a 250 or 260 pound line with some peo- ple who have skills..." To combat the strength of PSU's offensive and defensive line, Ankney plans to substi- tute to keep his front line fresh. "We'll nave a tough time BG News/Mark Thalman matching up in there," he said. AVOID THE RUSH! Blair Thomas "I don't expect us to win the ser. top rusher, top receiver battle of the trenches with Penn State and top scorer. They also lost people inside like that." their punter and placekicker to BG's offensive line, with Q Continued from page 1. graduation. only two returning starters, DON T WAIT TIL IT'S TOO LATE the idea to avoid a lot of injur- But PSU's troubles don't will be severely tested against ies or to not get beat that bad. stop there. PSU, which means BG's quar- The only philosophy we have is ''We're very banged up terback. Rich Dackin, may be to win the game. (from preseason camp)," Pa- in for a rough day. Unfortunately, that's always terno said. "I'm concerned "In general, we're not going been Paterno's philosophy in about getting our legs back to have an abundance of time every game. And he has no and the return of some people to throw the ball," Ankney plans of being upset, especially who have been out with injur- said. "We'll throw short ball with Alabama slated for next ies." control passes, but we'll go weekend. He has labeled the The Lions' injury list in- deep to keep them honest.'' opener "very, very, crucial." cludes two defensive starters Who is throwing the ball for "We have some new people from a year ago — inside line- BG is also somewhat of a con- who have to handle some backers Trey Bauer (foot) and cern for Ankney. Sophomore critical things and (they) must Pete Giftopoulis (leg) — and starter Dackin has been respond to pressure," Paterno, down lineman Matt Johnson D[ued by a sore arm in his 21st year as the Lion (foot). All three of PSU's ughout his career at BG coach, said. backup quarterbacks are also and the injury may flare up at Gone from last year's un- ailing. But the starting signal- any time. Senior Eric Smith defeated team are 30 letter- caller, Matt Knizner, is ready will get the call if Dackin's men, including their top pas- to go tomorrow despite throw- arm becomes a problem.

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The BG News Magazine Sept. 4, 1987 'We deliver' Local pizza drivers race to keep the pizza hot, customers happy

Friday/Jim youll Roger Shop* said it It fastar to pick up a pizza at tha tidadoor of tha pizzaria than wait lor it insida.

said. ders. car sideswiped the other and sheared the by Jenny Helnlein He said that he gets more "social One gets the impression of a family-type door off. The odds of that happening are interaction" in the store. atmosphere among the employees at slim, Liss said. It's a rainy Friday night. Your last class But deliver he must. While making the Mark's. Todd said he definitely recom- He's had orders from the airport and is over. You're cold, tired and hungry. deliveries he listens to the radio. Not much mends the job for students in need of once even from an airplane. The pilot was Dormitory food is out. You want to party. exciting happens. There is an occasional money. He said the hours are "really flexi- a University graduate who had to have his "Let's order a pizza," someone shouts. Pi- prank call in which the pizza just gets re- ble" and it is easy to substitute with other favorite pizza. zza it is. The delivery man comes. He tumed to Mark's to be eaten by employees employees. Liss revealed Pisanello's tongue-in- hands you your pizza. You pay him, wait Mike Beebe, another pizza deliveryman cheek slogan. for your nickel change and he leaves. from Mark's, tells of a co-worker's funny • • It's not necessarily "Our service is fast, no matter how long Sound familiar? This is a common scene experience. it takes," he said while running around the on campus, but little thought is given to the speed that Beebe said the driver went to a sorority shop, taking orders and making pizza. the actual pizza delivery man. What are his makes a driver, but house on a cold, windy night. The girl at My life was now in the hands of Roger thoughts, motives and ambitions? I re- intelligence. 9 t the house wouldn't open the door for her Shope, Bowling Green native, college so- cently attempted to find this mystery out. pizza because she was in a nightgown and phomore, and pizza driver. As he ran past Meet Todd Smith - University senior and it was too cold outside. The delivery man me, he stopped to answer the phone, then driver at Mark's Pizza Pub. Smith, who or sold to friends. shoved the door open and her nightgown ran to a centrally-located table and worked previously worked at Noble Romans, is a The pizza is kept warm en route to des- promptly got caught in the draft. a ball of pizza dough into a flat crust. On veteran of the pizza industry. He's been in tinations inside a metal insulator in the Meeting members of the opposite sex is his way back to answer my questions, he the business about five years. car. Smith said there are rarely complaints a rare occurrence according to Beebe. He told me "it's not necessarily the speed that When given a choice, Smith would about the warmth of the pizza. said the deliveries are usually "pretty cut makes a driver, but intelligence." rather make the pizza than deliver it, and Pepperoni and sausage are the most po- and dried....Here's your pizza." He grabbed his pizzas and we were off. he is often given the opportunity. pular toppings according to Smith. He ad- Pisanello's owner. Jerry Liss, said Shope said he likes his job and he gets to "That way I can be sure it's the best pro- ded students frequently use coupons, es- several years ago two of his delivery cars duct that we can possibly make," Smith pecially with big fraternity and sorority or- were driving in opposite directions. One ■See Pizza, page 4. 2 DUD Friday Magaxlne/Sepl 4. 1987 Pulling the plug on broadcast obscenity FCC crackdown mellows music of college radio stations

by Deborah Gottichalk In the past, the FCC "never really got offensive songs to the program director should be taken in response to the agen- regulatory," Ryan said. Now that the who in turn warns other DJs against airing cy's actions, and establishing responsibility Because of recent crackdowns by the commission is enforcing regulations, the those titles. for violations are two problems WBGU has Federal Communications Commission station is taking precautions to avoid los- Although Kutas says some DJs are wor- had to face. (FCC), college radio stations have had to ing its license. ried about the recent FCC crackdowns, The station now requires disc jockeys to change their format and limit their music On Sept. 1, the staff of WBGU was in- Sherrill said, "Essentially we've always sign waivers stating they are personally re- selections. formed by assistant general manager Lisa tried to comply with the FCC; a lot of col- sponsible for their song selections and the

■ ' • If any music is questionable, we just won't play it. ' ' -- Tom Seckel, WBGU assistant program director KMT On April 16, the FCC issued strong Sherrill that the station would be following warnings and demanded explanations from the FCC guidelines. In addition, the staff four radio stations for transmitting obs- received a two-page memo from Klopfen- cene or indecent programming. stein clearly defining indecent and obscene "That's a pretty big deal" and a dramatic material. step for the FCC to take, said WBCU-FM According to the memo, the FCC general manager Bruce Klopfenstein. defines indecent material as "language or College radio stations are heavily in- material that depicts or describes, in terms fluenced by these crackdowns because patently offensive as measured by contem- they play more progressive music than porary community standards for the other stations. By nature, progressive mu- broadcast medium, sexual or excretory ac- sic is more obscene than other music, said tivities or organs." Mike Ryan, program director at WBGU. Obscene material appeals to sexually "We have a hard core and heavy metal arousing interests, the memo reports. program and those are the shows that will Community standards also play a role in be most affected," he said. FCC enforcement. The FCC has not changed any of its "Bowling Green is said to be conserva- rules. "They're just busting people," Ryan tive. What is considered not offensive in a different community might be considered offensive in this community," Ryan said. The FCC responds to complaints by the community, and the crackdowns on the Friday/Paul Vernon four stations were a response to criticism The Cure's album, "Standing On A Beach - The Singles," contains the song "Killing from conservatives, Klopfenstein said. For an Arab" which WBQU Is no longer permitted to play. this reason, WBGU has acted to prevent the FCC from warning them. lege radio stations don't." Although Sher- consequences of playing offensive music. A new training program for radio station rill said she realizes the recent circumstan- According to Seckel, the DJs have not disc jockeys will emphasize the strict ces "are stifling our freedom of expres- responded negatively. "There's nothing guidelines, said WBGU assistant program sion," she added, "We've never been an you can do if you want to have a show," he director Tom Seckel. It will be easier to get obscene station...we respect our listeners said. the message across to new DJs because and the FCC." they won't be able to say they played that "It's in our best interest to go along with These songs are among the selections song before, Seckel said. the FCC. We don't just serve the campus," which WBCU-FM removed from its Seckel said he does not expect any prob- Ryan said. "We serve the community too... playlist following the FCC's April lems from the FCC crackdown. "If any mu- and we want to save ourselves from losing crackdown on obscenity: sic is questionable, we just won't play it," our license." Title Group Friday/Paul Vernon "Add it up" The Violent Femmes Or. Bruce Klopfanstain, general manager he said. Taking precautions to avoid punishment "The Kiss" The Cure and adviser for WBGU, explaina why cer- Although Seckel added that the station has placed pressure on everyone at the tain songs are censored from the air- was walking on a thin line, Mike Kutas. radio station, Sherrill said. The DJs are "Killing An Arab" The Cure waves. WBGU underwriting director, said mem- pressured to be more responsible, and one "My Mother" The Pink Holes said. For this reason WBGU now has stric- bers of the staff are helping each other. person's actions affects the entire radio "Slip It In" Black Flag ter guidelines. Disc jockeys often submit the titles of station, she said. Deciding what course "88 Lines About 44 Women" .The Nails

l.'Make No Mistake. She's Mine" (AP) The following are the top record Kenny Rogers & Ronnie Milsap (RCA) hits and leading popular compact disks The Top Ten 2."This Crazy Love" The Oak Ridge as they appear in next week's issue of Boys (MCA) llillhoard magazine. Copyright 1987. Billboard's leading records and compact discs 3."Three Time Loser" Dan Seals liillhoard Publications. Inc. Reprinted (EMI-America) with permission. Lewis & The News (Chrysalis) 4."Hysteria" Def Leppard (Mercury) 4."You Again" The Forester Sisters 8."When Smokey Sings" ABC (Mer- 5."Had Animals" Heart (Capi- (Warner Bros.) HOT SINGLES cury) tol)-Platinum 5."I1I Never Be In Love Again" Don l."La Bamba" Los Lobos (Slash) 9."Who's That Cirl" Madonna (Sire) 6. "Bigger and Deffer" LL. Cool J (Def Williams (Capitol) 2."l Just Can't Stop Loving You" Mi- 10."I Heard a Rumour" Bananarama Jam)-Platinum 6."The Hand that Rocks the Cradle" chael Jackson (Epic) (London) 7."'Who's That Girl' Soundtrack" Ma- Glen Campbell (MCA) 3. "Didn't We Almost Have It AH" donna (Sire) 7."The Way We Make a Broken Whitney Houston (Arista) TOP LP'S 8."Crushin'" The Fat Boys (Tin Pan Heart" Rosanne Cash (Columbia) 4 "Here I Go Again" Whitesnake (Cef- 1."'La Bamba' Soundtrack" (Slash) Apple) 8."Fishin' in the Dark" Nitty Gritty fen) 2."Whitney" Whitney Houston 9."In the Dark" Grateful Dead (Arista) Dirt Band (Warner Bros.) S.'Only In My Dreams" Debbie Gib- (Arista)-Platinum (More than 1 million 107'The Joshua Tree" U2 9."PH Be Your Baby Tonight" Judy son (Atlantic) units sold.) (Island)-Platinum Rodman (MTM) 6."Can't We Try" Dan Hill (Columbia) 3."Whitesnake" Whitesnake (Gef- 10.TII Be the One" The Sutler Bros. 7."l)oing JtAll For My Baby.' Huey._,,,. ..fenh-PlaJjiuim, . , COUNTRY SINGLES Frtd»YM«g««lnc/Sept 4, 1987 3 by David King Spring, or at least save the sacrificial virgin part for the second date. Debussy's orches- tral works are full of sensual sounds, and Here we are on the verge of a new aca- you can always snicker at all the naughty demic year, a time to try new ideas, and de- It's classic things happening in Jeux or what the faun lve into "unexplained territory." Are you was doing in /. 'apres-midi d'un faune. really satisfied with your old albums? Why 4) Depressed, downtrodden, need a lift not try some of the long-hair music? Who A first-time buyer's guide (have a long attention span)? How about knows. You might even like it something truly inspirational? Try Beetho- Oh, I see. You think classical music is ven's fifth or ninth symphonies. You will boring. Well, an awful lot of it is terribly to the unexplained territory recognize the last movement of the ninth boring. But there is even more that is from a hymn sometimes sung in church. worthwhile listening. of 'long hair' music Try some Richard Strauss (again, watch Imagine (for instance), killing your girl- out for his crafty relatives, namely the Jo- friend, getting captured by a mob, being hann Strauss father-son duo) especially run to the gallows, only to be reminded of where. Everyone in Ohio has heard of buy something with singing. And, as the Don Juan, Till Eulenspiegel, or (for the your lost love and then beheaded. Cleveland, by golly even if they don't hap- opposite of this rule, if you played frumpet truly brave) Thus Spake Zarathustra. How about the one with the girl who was pen to have a really good orchestra in in high school and you think that a trum- 5) Depressed and want to stay that way? unfaithful to her main squeeze? The gods Cleveland (even when the Indians and/or pet's sound is second only to Cod's voice, Do you need to see how gloomy things rea- placed her on an island surrounded by im- Browns are losing, the orchestra is good). then buy something with lots of trumpets. lly are? Try some Schoenberg. You will penetrable fire. Sounds pretty good, You might also try the New York Philhar- Wow, it really isn't too difficult is it? 1 sink to new levels of melancholy with doesn't it' (Some variation of the es- monic, the Los Angeles Philharmonic, the have provided a list to help you. either the Variations for Orchestra or Pier- tranged lover scene is always good inspira- Philadelphia Orchestra, the Chicago Sym- 1) Philip Glass or Steve Reich (com- rot Lunaire Don't worry that this doesn't tion for music.) phony, the Julliard String Quartet, the posers). This is good stuff for the person sound like any other music. Just stay away Can you guess when these pieces were Canadian Brass, Arthur Rubinstein, Vla- who spends listening time chemically im- from sharp objects. composed? That's right they are not the dimir Horowitz (don't worry if you can't say paired. That's right it is minimalistic (a big 6) Want something pretty but none of latest sneak preview videos but the plot of it, just match up the letters) and the list word for a small idea), and tends to induce that sissy stuff? Try Scheherazade by a symphony movement written 150 years goes on. a sort of musical trance. The compact discs Rimsky-Korsakov, or another hip Russian, ago and the plot of an opera scene written of these two composers are great. By the Schostakovich. If you don't like the music. about 100 years ago. Just in case you haven't heard of any of way, don't feel that you have to be some- Scheherazade usually has a pretty girl on Here's the part that really gets me in a these guys and all you do is sit around and how impaired to listen to this stuff, even the album jacket and some wacky stories lather: classical music is loud, soft, it watch cartoons, there may still be hope for the straight-as-an-arrow crowd can enjoy it. to keep you awake at night. If you hate speeds up, it slows down and, best of all, it you. Do you remember the old Bugs 2) For those of you with great precision Russians in general or just want something uses more than three chords. Cosh, var- Bunny cartoon with the fat tenor singing in of thought and exactness of mind, consider American, you may want to look into iety. What more could one person ask for the Hollywood Bowl? If so, try something a Mozart or Haydn symphony or string Dvorak's New World Symphonytcomposed (other than sliced bread)? I hope you are by Stowkowsky (the guy Bugs was imper- quartet Revel in the exact construction of in Iowa, the com state) or anything by beginning to see my point. A little classical sonating), or something by Rossini (the each melody, marvel at the relationship of Aaron Copland. music would be good for you. If nothing tenor was singing from The Barber of Sevi- each section to the previous section, or That should be enough to get you star- else, you could use some of it as back- lle). just groove to all the fast notes. Try some ted. If you are already the proud owner of ground music at a party. Cartoons with Bugs and some of his J.S. Bach (be careful of the name, you some classical music you may want to try Here are two tips for the first time you other Saturday morning friends have fea- might get one of his shifty but no less tal- some Wagner, Berg or Mahler, hut this purchase a classical recording. These tured music by Paganini, Wagner and oth- ented relatives). The fugues are examples should only be ingested in the presence of should keep you out of trouble and away ers. Even those little blue guys, the of perfection of contrapuntal construction a professional. Or, if you are against the from music that may bore you to tears. Smurfs, use classical music. (lines that start at different times but have corporate maneuvers of the big recording First, don't buy anything titled "The Second, don't try something you have the same melody). companies, you could go to the Moore Mu- Best of..." Just like some bad recordings of ridiculed since you could pronounce Mot- 3) Feeling romantic? Want to set a mood sical Arts Building and listen to a live con- the Osmonds, (was there ever a good re- ley Crue. If you think violins squeak, then for that special person? Try Debussy or cert. More on that in the future. cording of the Osmonds?) there are bad don't buy something with violins. If you Ravel (everyone knows Bolero), these are recordings of classical music. Buy record- think the fat lady with the brass brassiere is sure to get the blood flowing. It is possibly David King is a graduate student in music ings by people you have heard of some- a trigger for reverse peristalsis then don't best to stay away from Stravinsky's Rite of performance from South Dakota. TTTTTTTTTMITTITO 1093 W Mam St r 354-1401 Mon-Thurs 10-9 COME TO AAA FOR ALL Fn-Sat 10-10 YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS VIDEO Sun 10 30-7 Air Tickets Weekena Now Showing: To Fly Home packages to Light of Day Rail Tickets Toronto, American Tale Car Rentals Chicago, River of No Return Group Tours ana more Radio Days Always Looking For The Inexpensive Way My Demon Lover To Travel For Everyone Crocodile Dundee AAA TRAVEL AGENCY TO THE WORLD

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phones so we can call," Shope suggested. After the last delivery, Shope jumped of work to do. He added, "I try to make it (the wait) as into the car and said, "There was a 75 cent Pizza fair as possible... so they don't have to tip." wait." After delivering four pizzas in about 15 Heinlein is a journalism major from Men- ■(Continued from page 1) He didn't have any delays in delivering minutes we came back to Pisanello's. The tor. "meet quite interesting people...some in- to anybody on this trip. pizzas were piling up and Shope had a lot toxicated." "I spend more time waiting for traffic," The drive itself was an experience, en- he said. tailing driving past roads and backing up Several deliverers said they rarely to get a parking place while going at least received tips, but it would be nice to get an 50 mph (or so it seemed.) All for the sake occasional monetary reward for their of getting the pizza to the customers while efforts."25 cents or 50 cents won't break it is still hot. you. I mean, it's right to your door," Shope Before we left Pisanello's for Rodgers said. Hall, he called ahead to the student and On this particular Friday night, no cus- told him where to pick up the pizza. tomers waited longer than 18 minutes for "It's very important to stay off the their piaza.

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Courtesy/University Archives The BQ College Band made Its debut In 1924 lacking uniforms. by Dan Phares Although he was not a part of the music lems, needs and the potential for new ing. Education Building and Memorial Hall The squeak of a clarinet, the bop of a department, his interest in music inspired members. stand now. tuba and the squeal of a trumpet signals him to organize a University band. With They also gathered their instruments for In their debut, the band consisted of 25 the start of another marching season for the help of R.N. Tunnicliffe. chairman of weekly rehearsals. men, mostly faculty members. They were the Falcon Marching Band. the music department and founder of the Their first leader was Bob Wyandt: first referred to as The College Band. Mark Kelly, director of bands, and Jay men's, women's and a cappella choirs, he drum major was Earl Leiter. who was also Later in 1924, the band received funding Jackson, assistant director, have assem- assembled a group of male students and president and manager: and Orville Bow- for uniforms from Bowling Green business bled a group of young performers to faculty who could "toot a hom". man was secretary and treasurer. men. the American Legion and a local amuse, entertain and enhance school spirit The first meeting of the band was in the It took the group over a year to prepare club. To attract new members, they offered at football games. fall of 1923 and consisted of 20 members. for their public debut in 1924 for the dedi- free music lessons to anyone interested in If you ever stop to listen to one of the Every Monday night in the science build- cation of the new athletic field; located being in the College Band. rehearsals, you might overhear the rustic ing, they held meetings to discuss prob- where the Business Administration Build- ■ See Marching Band, page 12. voice of Kelly telling the band they must continue to uphold the band's fine tra- dition. What tradition? Where did it start? Who started the band? The University's marching band had NOTICE modest beginnings. Earl Powell, its founding father, taught industrial art classes at Bowling Green. He received his bachelor's degree in industrial TO OUR ADVERTISERS: arts from Ohio State University and moved to Bowling Green where he became a Uni- Due to the Labor Day Holiday versity faculty member. Monday, September 7 Pagliai's Pizza ADVERTISING DEADLINE 945 South Main Street 352-7571 for the Tues. Sept. 8th and Wed., Sept. 9th J» t'ory (JMl Cany Out ■Dtal With Ihtt coupon editions of

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Friday/Jim Voull The School o( Art Gallery has on display several unusual sculptures including "Drum" (foreground)and "Installation at BGSU" (background). rAnyAny largeIt 16" 1 -item pizza for by Jackie Jackson I plusnlmnl a FREE 2.Liter Bottle Nathan said she chose these pieces be- | of Pepsi with this coupon cause of their size, strength and individu- If the rumbling sound of the 11-foot ality. She explained that each sculpture | . . .A $10.75 value. "Drum" pivoting back and forth does not has moved away from traditional three- I Ask for when ordering catch your attention, then the glare of blue EMM lt«m. dimensional sculpture methods, which tl Mt—k neon lights rotating on its axis will. centered on carving, modeling and welding Chrago Style Extra "Drum" is one of 10 sculptures on dis- plastic or hard materials. play at "The Matter of Sculpture" exhibit These pieces, she said, create a new I FREE DELIVERY Expirvs in the School of Art gallery. The exhibit, effect with their use of different materials. I Of* Coupon P«*' fPuia 12/31/87 which features works by Richard Harned, "Drum," with its neon lights in motion, is a Joan Livingstone, Thomas Macaulay, Kirk good example of this, she said. And I PHONE 352 51 166 Open 4 p.m. Mangas and Michael Morgenstone, will "Lacerta." she added, made from paint, continue through Sept. 18. felt, and wood, is expanding the concept of Voted But Piiia In B.G Jacqueline Nathan, exhibition adminis- sculpture. trator, said she wanted to have a strong The abstract "Installation," Nathan said, show with a few choice pieces. The bottom gives the illusion of being two-dimensional, floor of the gallery hosts four unique when in reality it is three-dimensional. The works, "Lacerta." "Drum," "Installation at sculpture is made from aluminum, tissue BGSU School of Art Gallery" and "Man- ■See Exhibit, page 7. woodland mall "SBI tis." r< KJ'lt; INU. ■vwwvw,WMAAMAArVWVAAAAAA/VWVWWt^VWVrVWVWWWW cinema 354-0558 R BlkeSrtOP^ THE THE BIG ROSARY EASY MURDERS (Ends Sept. i<» 10% off ALL Regularly Priced Bikes S/S/M 3:20 S/S/M 1:15 l.vi-iinms ().->() SATURDAY ONLY R R Fuji - Miyata - Bianchi - Raleigh STAKE- CARE BARBARIANS BEARS FREE 30 day Check up with Purchase OUT We Repair All Makes S/S/M I oo !J") S/S/M I JO 1 1(1 A'f1!lll)lS r S/S/M I III only 131 W. Wooster 352-6264 ■ ■■' ' - EIMMMBMI Friday HM^Ine/SepI 4. 1987 Don't be left out The two-step polka in 8 easy steps Everybody dance! BG Polkafest set for weekend (Mi in) by Kristcn Black 1 Line of Direction Line of Direction Polish dance enthusiasts will be pleased German and American food will be availa- 1 to hear about the upcoming polka festival. ble. t The Bowling Green Elks Lodge 818. The festivities will feature the Hank Hal- 200 Campbell Road, is sponsoring a pol- ler's Tyrolean Band today. Tomorrow's kafest this weekend beginning today from bands will be The Sound of Sorgenbrecher 6 p.m. to midnight. The polkafest will con- and the Imperials of Toledo with the hands 1 tinue through Sunday. beginning to play at 4 p.m. and ending at midnight. Sunday's bands will be Hank The admission charge will be $4 for Mailer's Tyrolean Band and Bavarian adulLs every day. Senior citizens can at- Brass, performing from 2 to 10 p.m. 1 tend on Sunday for $3.50. There will be * A both polka round and square dancing, and fA, r A PHI KAPPA PSI i BATHTUB RACE

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Note: Alternate swinging inside hands from backward to forward direction, as the PHI KAPPA PSI steps are executed. Inside hands are swung backward when polka step is done with outside foot. Inside hands are swung forward when polka step is done with inside ALPHA CHI OMEGA foot. Body position changes, too. from face-to-face position to back-to-back posi- BATHTUB RACE tion. '87 Exhibit ■(Continued from page 6) the future? paper and construction paper. "The Matter of Sculpture" exhibition is free and open to the public. The School of On the upper level, works from Morgen- Art Gallery, located in the Fine Arts build- stem give art lovers a chance to let their imaginations soar. The colorful "Round ing, is open Monday through Friday from 9 Robin" by Kirk Mangus, scattered across a.m. to 4:30 p.m., and Sunday from 2 p.m. (he carpet, brings back childhood days, to 5 p.m. PEREGRINE POND and the "Mantis," with its striking life-like Jackson is a magazine journalism and (BETWEEN HARSHMAN AND KREISCHER DORMS) SpanJ$mafafroiftNewl'fyflf1 ',:., ,,„,',; 8[Mill Friday Megailnc/Sept 4. 1967

by Susan Reddish regular yogurt, but there are a few changes Quick Freeze in the process which greatly change the For those who cringe at the thought of taste. Frozen yogurt is incubated for a tasting yogurt fresh out of the grocery Frozen yogurt is coming on strong shorter time and a small amount of extra store container, be assured that frozen yo- sugar is added. It is then blended for con- gurt tastes nothing like its namesake. as a healthy substitute for ice cream sistency and pouring purposes with 50 Frozen yogurt arrived in Bowling Green percent air and then frozen. The end pro- in mid-July with the introduction of TCBY, which stands for The Country's Best Yo- gurt. If you think the fitness buffs seen jog- ging around campus in the middle of a Fe- bruary blizzard are the only ones who eat frozen yogurt you are mistaken. Mothers with their children, senior citi- zens, local high school students and all kinds of college students go to the yogurt eatery. Take it from two University juniors who recendy went to check out the new TCBY. Beth Winiarz, from Youngstown, and Elaine Quillet, from Archbold, are both yogurt haters who were surprised at how much they loved frozen yogurt. Winiarz tried it over the summer at a TCBY in Youngstown and she said it is just as good as ice cream. "I guess I would rather eat frozen yogurt because it's better for you and is fat-free," she said. Yogurt begins as lowfat milk with bac- teria added and poured over fruit at the bottom of a cup. The yogurt then is incu- bated at a warm temperature for two to three hours. This results in the thickening of the yogurt and the unique taste. Frozen yogurt starts off the same way as Friday/Jim Youll Ice cream lovers ere reporting thet frozen yogurt not only looks like Ice cream but tastes better end is healthier.

duct is a creamy, tasty, light dessert that tated each day. There are a variety of top- rivals ice cream. pings ranging from fruits or nuts to cookie MARK'S 352-3551 Frozen yogurt also has one-third to one- crumbs or hot fudge. half the calories of ice cream and is 96 Frozen yogurt can be purchased in a cup percent fat free. Toni Taylor from Toledo or a cone, blended with toppings in a r said she likes yogurt, but the frozen yogurt shake, inside a crepe, on top of a Belgian MARK'S tastes nothing like it. waffle, in a banana split, in a pie or be- "It tastes like high-class soft ice cream tween two cookies called a Yogwich. For u plus it's not as fattening, so I would rather strict calorie-counters, TCBY can provide i OFF ANY 2-ITEM eat frozen yogurt." she said. the calories for some items and can list nu- i 3 She also likes TCBY's unique flavors tritional information per ounce. EXTRA LARGE PIZZAi and its richness. TCBY also has a non-dairy product i "I need less (frozen yogurt) to be satis- called tofu that looks and tastes like frozen i fied while ice cream I could eat forever," yogurt. Tofu is made from soybeans and is she said. completely fat free. i FREE DELIVERY 352-3551 Frozen yogurt also comes in a variety of flavors. TCBY offers chocolate and vanilla Susan Reddish is a journalism major from r ...... daily, plus two of 30 flavors which are ro- Parma. MARKS Freshmen experience college life IS OFF ANY 2-ITEM 2 by Christopher J. Dawson rather it spun in from 20,000 feet in LARGE PIZZA flames. Okay, let's clear the air. I'm a freshman I like my dorm, and dorm living in gen- and proud of it. Right. Actually, I don't eral. I do not like the '/i-ply wood pulp really mind being a freshman because toilet paper. I also do not like the chest- FREE DELIVERY 352-3551 sooner or later everyone is one. Of course, high showers, though I must admit be- I'm sure my attitude about freshmen will cause of them 1 learned how to limbo to change later, say next year. Since I am new shampoo. I'm so good that now I can walk at the University, 1 can write with unbri- under my door. dled enthusiasm and optimism. Right. I'm I live in Harshman quad, and one can MARK'S sure I must have been enthusiastic at some just imagine how happy I was to learn that time, but I cannot recall it now. my quad doesn't get cable, while all the OFF ANY 1-ITEM I think I became sarcastic and cynical on others do. I want my MTV. On the plus Day One, when 1 was informed by a cheer- side, we do have a snack bar in the base- FT fully sneering Kampus Keystone Kop that ment which is handy on those "variations MEDIUM PIZZA any hopes 1 had entertained of parking of meatloaf' dinners in the cafeteria. The within a 10-mile radius of my dorm were guys I live with are okay except for the about as good as peace being declared in ones whose stereos can vibrate the walls FREE DELIVERY 352-3551 the Middle East or Reagan remembering four rooms away. I like their reasons for at- ...... j something, whichever came first. After tending BGSU, too. that, I won't say my enthusiasm waned, but ■See Freshmen, page 12. ■ - ».•>.♦>, - Friday Magazine/Sept 4, 1987 'No Way Out" a thriller 'Dirty Dancing' a 'richly satisfying little film' by BOB THOMAS pregnant and opts for an abortion, he needs someone to help by Bob Thomas him fulfill an appearance at a nearby resort. In Henry Higgins style, Johnny teaches the inept Baby the mambo routine. She (AP) — The Secretary of Defense be- (AP) — Dirty dancing is what the young employees of a also submits willingly to his passion. comes involved in a killing and approves a Catskills summer resort do to unwind after a long day of cater- Houseman is shattered by what he considers his daughter's coverup to shift the guilt. He assigns a de- ing to the demands of the New York vacationers. deception, and Johnny is fired by the iron-fisted resort opera- puty to track down the alleged murderer, Their dancing is not all that dirty — this is 1963, after all. tor (Jack Weston). You can bet that all the misunderstandings and the deputy, who knows the real iden- But its loose-limbed, hip-throbbing sensuality first alarms, will be overcome by the rousing dance finale. tity of the killer, realizes that the mounting then transfixes "Baby" Houseman when she stumbles into the What elevates "Dirty Dancing" above the flood of "Rocky" evidence will point to himself. workers' quarters. Her fascination centers on Johnny Casde, clones is the incisive script by Eleanor Bergstein, razor-sharp Can such a plot make a convincing mo- who has escaped his rough background to become dance in- portrayals by a talented cast, the joyful choreography of Kenny vie? In view of recent happenings in Wash- structor at the resort. Ortega and the energetic direction by Emile Ardolino. Per- ington, why not? "Dirty Dancing." a richly satisfying little film from the fled- haps all the plot pieces fall together expectably. but this is not In fact, "No Way Out" turns out to be a gling company of Vestron Pictures, compares favorably to a social treatise about morality in the Kennedy years. The film marvelous thriller that warrants the ulti- "Saturday Night Fever" and "Flashdance" in its depiction of is meant to entertain, and it does so, royally. mate praise: Hitchcockian. This is due to how pop dancing can elevate determined people above their Patrick Swayze has all the right moves as Johnny Castle: He Robert Garland's tighily woven script, commonplace lives. is sensual on the dance floor and off. conveying the frustration Robert Donaldson's swift direction and a The Houseman family arrives for a pleasant holiday at Kel- of his struggle to escape the streets. Jennifer Grey is a rev- letter-perfect cast. lerman's — the doctor (Jerry Orbach), his understanding wife elation, an actress of remarkable range. All of the supporting (Kelly Bishop! and their disparate daughters, the dull-witted performers are memorable, notably Weston, Orbach and The Orion release is based on the Ken- Lisa (Jane Bruckner) and Baby (Jennifer Grey), an idealist with Rhodes. neth Fearing novel that became the 1948 her sights on the Peace Corps. Produced by Linda GotUieb, "Dirty Dancing" is rated Paramount film "The Big Clock," starring The family tranquillity is broken when Baby falls under the PG-13, apparently for language and bedroom scenes. Running Ray Milland and Charles Laughton. In- spell of Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze). time: 100 minutes. stead of a New York publishing empire, the When Johnny's dance partner (Cynthia Rhodes) becomes new film is centered in the Pentagon. Ke- vin Costner is a Navy hero assigned to the staff of the secretary of defense, Gene Hackman, who is in need of improved pub- lic relations.

Something of a swinger, Costner en- counters a stunning beauty, Sean Young, at a dull Washington inaugural ball. Im- mediately enamored, they launch a steamy affair with grapplings in limos and trysts at weekend hideaways. There's a major com- plication, though: Young is Hackman's mistress. That's just the beginning of the labyr- inthian journey into suspense and intrigue. The plot proceeds plausibly until the very end, when the filmmakers pull a surprise that leaves the audience puzzled and per- haps a little angry. Following "The Untouchables," Kevin Costner is on a roll. He has the looks, dyn- amism and credibility of which long-lasting careers are made. After a number of films unworthy of his talent, Hackman contributes a deft portrayal of a principled man destroyed by events out of his control. Sean Young as the mistress is merely terrific; she evokes haunting memories of Marilyn Monroe in "The Asphalt Jungle."

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formance, will appear as part of "Toledo opening act Cruzados will perform at tron outlets. Tickets may be charged to Festival: A Celebration of the Arts." Blossom Music Center at 8 p.m. Tickets VISA or MasterCard by calling Teletron Opening the festival at 4:30 p.m. will be are $16 for pavilion seats, $13 for lawn at 800-362-0400. Calendar The sisters, Ruth, Anita and June Act immediately! — Free tickets are the Toledo group XL. seats, and are on sale now at Blossom The Toledo Festival will continue Music Center and all Ticketron outlets. Pointer, won two American Music now available for a WMMS Appreciation Awards and two Grammys for their pla- Day Concert featuring Bruce Hornsby. through the Labor Day weekend with Tickets may be charged to VISA or five stages of continuous entertainment, MasterCard by calling Teletron at tinum-selling LP "Breakout." The group The concert is scheduled for Sept. 15 at is currently on the charts with the single Blossom Music Center. For tickets, send 115 visual artists, a variety of foods, sail- 800-362-0460. boat races, and fireworks. Sept. 7 - The Pointer Sisters will pre- "Be There" from the "Beverly Hills Cop a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: Proceeds from the Toledo Festival will sent a concert at Blossom Music Center II" soundtrack. Bruce Homsby, WMMS, P.O. Box Sept. 8,9 - Auditions for "...And 15569, Cleveland. OH 44115. support other community arts programs at 8 p.m., their third Blossom perform- sponsored by the Arts Commission of ance in as many years. Tickets are $18 Ladies of the Club" by Helen Santmyer Today — Donnie Iris and the Cruisers at 7:00 p.m. in 402 University Hall. Di- will rock the Toledo riverfront at 6 p.m. Greater Toledo. (pavilion) and $13 (lawn) and are on sale Sept. 5 - Guitarist Joe Walsh and now at Blossom Music Center and Ticke- rector: Dr. Lois Cheney. Performance The band, in its second riverfront per- dates are November 11-14.

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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Cheech Marin. once the clown prince of dope in the part- nership of Cheech and Chong. has a social conscience. There are glimmers of serious issues in his new film from Universal Pictures. "Bom in East LA." But devotees of his irreverent comedy need not worry that he has turned ponderous, even though he plays a third*generation American who is mistakenly deported to Mexico. Us hard to do a comedy when the end can he very tragic." Marin said. "For in- stance, there is a scene in the movie where I get in a hig truck and it takes off. You could douhle that truck for a hoxcar in which 18 (illegal aliens) were killed not long ago. You see those things on televi- sion news, and they soon become statis- tics. "Hut if you know one of those people. it's a different story. That's what I try to make this film about: knowing one of those people. But it's a comedy, and I try to bal- ance the two." The idea for the movie came when Marin read a news story about a young Chicano who had been deported. Soon he encoun- tered other such stories, and he devised a song parody of Bruce Springsteen's "Bom in the U.S.A." Out of it came a hit music video. L)reams.""Cheech and Chong Still Smo- do with dope. Almost all of our big hits had demning or condoning it. We were just Richard Marin was actually bom in kin" and "Cheech and Chong's The Corsi- nothing to do with dope. kind of right in the middle." 1946 in southeast Los Angeles. The nick- can Brothers." "People thought because we said dope name came early, from "cheecharon." the A year ago the pair decided to pursue we were condoning it. We weren't con- deep-fried pork skin delicacy known to separate careers. some people as cracklings. Both his par- Unlike the previous films. "Bom in East ents spoke Spanish, but not at home, and Marin didn't leam Spanish until a few L.A." does not celebrate marijuana use. years ago. "Even in our heyday," Marin said, "maybe 20 percent of our material had to "My first language was black," he said. "I ^L EVENT! / ^Q^^ r^lT lived in a black neighborhood, and my mu- sic roots came from there. R & B (rhythm AREA PREMIER !!! SECOND HIT WEEK ! FIUX Introductory Oner g TT7VTT7.-T- xtv .I.TI i7i ■ran and blues) is what I grew up listening to. . □ RUSHmr r*o20cvpo«ittrollaofKodilt ■ ! MT Sim lor m» IWm „m,f Idtttii ...II J Ronold it meriting on investment In hi* senior y My first memories were of hearing Sha- He 1 hiring the prettied cheerleader in uhoo hoom on the radio. ' otter pick .minding EjKnun 9247* and to be hi* girlfriend. r CAN I BUY ME ■ S294*Encloa«iuS2fotpo«i(>indkii«illn| ■ "Then we moved to Granada Hills in the | K]0*Saflfh pm white, so I went from survival to tetherball. | Annum | s*i A Sun ai 2 OD-4 00-7: W A v 10 pap From all-black to all-white, but I was I cm fTATi m I ChMft out nm STRETCH brown in both of them. So 1 had kind of an | Mulio:St.ttfcRlmWbrtu.WOJrdAn.W. I SEATING A the IkM Sound | P.O. Boi MOM, SMRk.WA 48124 2M0 I Around SOD Wait* of 4 C hannel outsider's view." Sierco Surround Sound! That affected his comedy: "You had to have a sense of humor. Either that or be fast." "Tommy wanted to do improvisation TIRED OF LONG LINES. TO GET IN A BAR? comedy, because he had seen Second City and The Committee," recalled Marin. "But TIRED OF TOO MANY PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN YOU? he had to retain the topless aspect to keep the customers coming in. So we did topless improv, which is basically burlesque. THEN COME TO PABLO'S "It was cool. It was $5 more to hang out with naked ladies and smoke dope all night — or deliver carpets." AND CHECK OUT OUR LIVE ENTERTAINMENT In 1970, Cheech and Chong ventured southward through one-night stands until they landed at West Hollywood's Trouba- Friday Eddie Boggs dour Club. Their off-the-wall, dope- oriented comedy attracted a record con- Saturday Soundscope (sovsosROCKnROLD tract, and their first album went gold. Their success in concerts and albums prompted a 1978 movie, "Up in Smoke," a surprise runaway hit. They followed with 893 S. MAIN FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART 353-1351 "Cheech and Chong's Nice ,'-'1- '•'■ - 12 Friday Magazine/Sept 4. 1987 FrgShn^n ■(Continued from page 8) year. I'll probably just grumble and moan a lot and thrash around incoherently 1. Girl to guy ratio. whenever I hear BGSU mentioned. 2. Price. Seriously though, let me go on record 3. Reputation as a party school. and say that my classes are fantastic and Now I know the last reason is utterly un- my teachers are the greatest on this planet. true (nudge nudge, wink wink) and that That should be worth a few extra points. I ALL BC students spend their time study- do hope my grades will be good or else the ing, and the demon alcohol never rears its people who are footing my Big Bad Bursar ugly head on campus. Now let me show Bill (Mom & Dad) will be mad. I'm sure I you some swampland in Florida I just hap- could be a lot more sarcastic and offensive, pen to have available. 1 also think (WAR- but I'll save that until later, say next issue. NING-that's a lie, because I never think. By now you're saying to yourself "why Just look at this column!) anyone who am I reading this crap?'' Ha-ha. no. You're thinks freshmen aren't going to drink be- saying "and just what is Chris's reason for cause of the new law should have their attending HCSU?" Well. Ill tell you. I did head examined. Don't forget, even prohi- it because of the fruitfly collection. I mean bition was repealed. the University's collection is the largest in In the short time I've been here, I've no- the world, a fact which probably has the ticed the distances between classes border Kremlin shaking in their shoes every night on astronomical. In fact, I lie in bed every and saying to themselves, "Dammit, why night hoping someone will invent a don't we have a Drosophilia collection like faster-than-light method of transportation Bowling Green?" Yeah, that's the reason. to get us to class, or at least figure out The girl to guy ratio has NOTHING to do some way to channel those windtunnel-like Courtesy/University Archives with it. Right. The marching bands plays at the 1934 Kent State football game. breezes into some sort of transportation. But don't get me wrong. I like BC. ()f Christopher J. Dawson is an undecided course, if I sound this sarcastic now, just major from Mentor. Marching band imagine what 111 sound like in my senior ■ (Continued from page 5) Changes came slowly in the group: and Powell was quoted as saying in the 1924 by the 1930s, the band was officially re- Key. "A man... he seems of cheerful yes- ferred to as the Marching Band. In the late terdays and confident tomorrows." ^ '30s or early '40s. women were allowed to be in the band as majorettes. By the be- I'hares is an interpersonal and puhlic ginning of the '50s. women took their in- communications major from Hamilton. struments out on the field to march along OH. with their male counterparts. Billboard

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