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Weather Bush proposes tax Enthralled In Horror credit alternative to family leave bill by Christopher Connell The Associated Press GOP whip, said Bush would pro- pose trimming doctors' and hos- pitals' lab fees and other admin- WASHINGTON - On the verge istrative costs paid for by the of vetoing a family leave bill for government. the second time, President Bush Bush said at a meeting with on Wednesday belatedly pro- GOP leaders that "There's some Rain might be fallin' on posed a $500 million tax credit $60 billion that (the Office of my head: alternative to the Democrats' Management and Budget) knows Today, partly cloudy. A compulsory approach. about where we can allocate to slight chance of afternoon Bush complained it was "very this." showers or thunderstorms. peculiar and highly political" for Rep. Patricia Schroeder, A high near 85. Chance of the Democrats to wait this late in D-Colo., called Bush's proposal rain 30 percent. Tonight, the election year to renew the "half-baked" and said if Bush partly cloudy with a slight fight over whether businesses knows where $60 billion can be chance of showers and should be required to give found, he should spend some of it thunderstorms. Low in the workers unpaid time off to care on Head Start, immunization and lower 60s. Chance of rain 30 for a newborn child or sick rela- nutrition programs for poor chil- percent. Friday, showers tive. dren. and thunderstorms likely. "I think you should be skepti- White House Press Secretary High in the upper 70s. cal of any new proposal coming Marlin Fitzwater said nine out of Chance of rain 60 percent. from a president with 48 days 10 workers in big- and medium- left" until the election, said sized companies already have George Stephanopoulos, commu- family leave plans. nications director for Democrat- "The great need is at the lower Inside The News ic nominee Bill Clinton, who end," he said, but the Democrats' strongly supports the Demo- bill "doesn't apply to companies Vote today: crats' bill. under 50 people." Profiles of potential USG "Unfortunately, they and my Fitzwater said the White House senators. opponents believe in a govern- made overtures before to the □ Page five. ment-dictated mandate that in- Democratic leaders, but "they creases costs and loses jobs," refused to discuss anything that said Bush, adding, "There's an was not mandated." Capital Co-Op: awful lot of politics at play here." The family leave bill passed Six University students both chambers with bipartisan spent their summer as in- The bill passed by Congress support and Republican backers terns working in Washing- would require employers with expressed skepticism at Bush's ton D.C. as part of the Wash- more than 50 workers to allow tax-credit proposal. ington Center Internships employees up to 12 weeks of un- Rep. Marge Roukema, R-N.J., program, offered by the Co- paid leave annually to deal with said she was "somewhat per- operative Education de- medical emergencies, including plexed" by the timing of Bush's partment. the birth of a child, adoption or a proposal. "It may be an interest- Q Page seven. sickness in the family. ing supplement, but it is not a Bush's proposal would allow substitute for this bill," she said. businesses with fewer than 500 Sen. Christopher Bond, R-Mo., workers to write off their taxes the leading Republican sponsor Outside Campus up to $20 per day for as many as of the congressional measure, 60 days of leave a year per work- said he was glad Bush was talk- Deep thoughts with PSO: er, or a maximum of $1,200 per ing about the issue, but "we sin- employee. cerely believe this measure we'- The BC Ncwu/rim Norman The Progressive Student Caught up in his book, freshman art major Erik Clark attentively reads "Interview With the Vampire" Organization, with the coop- The White House said Bush ve crafted is the answer." would pay for the tax credits by The Republicans have charged by Anne Rice on the grass outside of University Hall recently. Clark said he chose to read on the grass eration of the United Chris- outside of University Hall because it is usually quiet and the weather is nice. tian Fellowship, is sponsor- cutting other spending. Rep. ing Community Open Share Newt Gingrich of Georgia, the See Family, page three. Sessions every other Thurs- day, beginning tonight at 9 p.m. The sessions, which are forums for people to share Faculty question union organizers opinions, thoughts, poetry or anything else which "enri- by Michael Zawackl faculty reporter Independence recently distrib- ganized and paid for by faculty," pendence, said as a group they zation stays vital is to bring in ches or entertains," will uted a flyer called "Key Ques- Hakel said. are asking questions the union new people. take place at the UCF tions" that outlined questions for Conflicts between faculty and organizations are not answering. "When you limit recruitment Center, 313 Thurstin Ave. University Faculty members University faculty members to administration in the midst of the Pope is concerned faculty mem- you limit the ability to retain new calling themselves Advocates for consider and answer before vot- budget crisis include disputes on bers will not have a choice if a faculty," Hakel said. Jury selected: Academic Independence are ing on the collective bargaining salaries, teaching loads, retire- union is voted in. The Advocates for Academic A jury was selected showing concern over the possi- issue. ment plans, fringe benefits and "I don't want to have my free Independence believe there are Wednesday to hear the trial ble negative effects that collec- Milt Hake), acting coordinator tenure procedures. choice removed," Pope said. other ways of handling problems of a 15-y car-old boy accused tive bargaining may create. for the Advocates for Academic "I don't think it's the case that One question raised in the flyer other than by unionization. Hakel of murdering Indianapolis The group formed this semes- Independence, said collective all people opposed to collective is if management decides to re- said there is poor communication Colts defensive end Shane ter, organizing under the same bargaining would institutionalize bargaining are necessarily in duce the size of the faculty, between the faculty and the ad- Curry. name of a University faculty the conflict between University favor of the administration," would the union want such reduc- ministration, and open communi- Lawyers are to make group who opposed a collective faculty and administration. Hakel said. tions to be based on seniority or a cation needs to be established be- opening remarks to the bargaining issue in 1978. "It would add another layer of David Pope, a supporter of the last hired, first fired basis. 12-member jury Thursday The Advocates for Academic bureaucracy that would be or- Advocates for Academic Inde- Hakel said the way an organi- See Union, page seven. for the trial of Artise Ander- son in Hamilton County Common Pleas Court. An- derson, from Capitol Clinton campaign charts Heights, Md., is charged Olscamp delays with aggravated murder in the May 3 shooting of Curry in a parking lot outside a different course in Ohio giving comment Cincinnati nightclub. Police said the gunman by John Chalfant walked up to Curry's pickup The Associated Press Today it stands at 7.6 percent. talking about his job creation, truck and shot him once in His economic policies failed the education and health care pro- on unionization the head. Curry, 24, starred state of Ohio," he said. posal. It displays a telephone in football at suburban Prin- COLUMBUS - The Clinton When the Clinton campaign number viewers may call to ob- by Julie Tagllalerro ceton High School before campaign in Ohio scrapped plans called the news conference it was tain a copy. administration reporter going on to the University of Wednesday to introduce its first to announce its first ad contrast- "We're going to ask the rich to Miami and the NFL's Colts. TV ad contrasting positions of ing positions and records of Clin- pay their fair share so the rest of the Democratic governor with ton and Bush on issues. The ad America can finally get a break. University President Paul Olscamp said Wednesday he will those of President Bush. was to begin airing Wednesday. A plan to finally put government give a "thorough analysis" on his reasons for opposing faculty Lottery Instead, it began airing another back on your side," Clinton said unionization, but it will not be given until an election date to vote spot touting Clinton's economic "The campaign made a de- in the commercial. on the issue is set. CLEVELAND - here are recovery strategy and used the cision late last night that it want- Doug Preisse, executive direc- Last month, Olscamp told faculty and staff at his State of the Wednesday night's Ohio Lot- occasion to hammer Bush's eco- ed to go forward with this ad to- tor of the Bush/Quayle cam- University address he did not support unionization and would tery selections: nomic performance in Ohio. day rather than the comparative paign in Ohio, acknowledged the explain his reasons why in a letter at a later date. Mark Longabaugh, state direc- ad," Longabaugh said. He said economic problems, but said According to Olscamp, in order to unionize, the University Pick 3 Numbers: 6-1-9 tor of the Clinton campaign, the decision was made by cam- Clinton's proposal was not an an- Faculty Association has to seek help from the State Employment marked the anniversary of a paign officials in Little Rock, swer. Relations Board and go through an extensive process in order Pick 4 Numbers: 1-6-0-2 Bush statement in Columbus four Ark. "Sure economic growth has for an election to occur. years ago that the most impor- "I don't think there's any polit- been slow lately. That's under- Olscamp said despite his opposition to unionization, he be- Super Lotto: tant task in the campaign then ical or strategic significance to stood and appreciated by the lieves all faculty members should have the right to vote on the 21-34-35-39-40-41 was to keep the nation's econom- it. This was the rotation of the president and the Bush-Quayle issue. Therefore he said he will support the SERB voting pro- ic expansion going. ads they already had here in Ohio effort," Preisse said. cess. Kicker: 7-3-0-2-6-3 "Here we are four years later at the stations, and I think you're "The last thing we need is huge The administration as a whole is remaining unbiased in ad- and Ohio has lost over 100,000 clearly going to see a comparison tax increases and spending in- dressing questions from both the Faculty Association and the The jackpot is $4 million. jobs," Longabaugh said. made of the economic plans in creases from the government Advocates for Academic Independence. Compiled from staff and "When George Bush became the future," Longabaugh said. sector and penalties on the pri- "I think it is healthy that questions are being asked on all sides wire reports. president in 1989, unemployment The new commercial, "Make vate sector like payroll taxes and [of the issue]," Olscamp said. in the state stood at 5.6 percent. America Work," features Clinton more mandates," he said. Opinion page two The BG News Thursday, September 17, 1992

The BG News JEREMY STONE WEBER AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF FOUNDED IN 1920. J.J. THOMPSON KIMBERLY LARSON PUBLISHED DAILY DURING THE ACADEMIC YEAR NEWS EDITOR OPINION EDITOR AND WEDNESDAYS DURING THE SUMMER SESSION. KIRK PAVELICH CHRISTINA WISE CAMPUS EDITOR CITY EDITOR 214 WEST HALL BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY MATTHEW A. DANEMAN GLEN LUBBERT BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 43403-0276 INSIDER EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR Copyright 1992, The BG News Student voters have little to lose and much to gain n a recent letter to the editor, The Fine, you say, so voting and register- I News was accused of using regis- ing are so darn easy. But I've got class- tration scare tactics to keep University es that day. And a paper due. Voting students from registering to vote. makes me walk out of my way. Why the Ummm, yeah. The News was simply heck should I bother? reporting what local political powers have to say on the issue and in no way Budget cuts to the University affect was trying to discourage students from you. The relationship between students their constitutional right. and locals affects you. How the The truth is, The News wants you to government (local, state, federal) runs vote. There are more valid reasons for itself affects you. Need more reasons? Racism stays conspicuous why you should vote then why you shouldn't. Meanwhile, while we're all here in Registering to vote may cause certain BG doing our day-to-day business, the "hassles" - possible jury duty, for in- elected officials representing us are go- ingredient in melting pot stance -- but no possible inconvenience ing around doing their best to totally is worth giving up your right to vote disregard the viewpoint of the student. It would be virtually impossi- Even if we accept the argu- for. And why? Because we don't vote. ble to go through any school John Bernard ment that placing a burning cross Although jury duty may seem incon- Our age group (18-25) has the lowest system in the land without en- ir. someone's front yard is a venient to some, it is a civic duty and an percentage of voters. The lowest. So countering the official myth that legitimate form of expression, no Americans are proud of their court has ever upheld the notion obligation. Many University students when our people in the statehouse, Con- country's racial and cultural that a right to freedom of expres- have been tried in Bowling Green. gress or White House see an issue, how diversity. As a result of the in- sion is absolute. No one, in other Where but among the student popula- we may feel about it enters in the list of doctrination we all receive, the words, is free to go about saying tion can a "jury of peers" be found to sit concerns slightly before whether to metaphor of America as the whatever they want, whenever in judgment of another student? have lunch on wheat bread or rye. harmonious "melting pot" of they want, to whomever they And the possible threat of jury duty is ethnic identities is still very please. No right is absolute. nothing compared to the shafting stu- "The vote is your bargaining power," much alive in the popular imagi- Additionally, the men who dents will give themselves by not vot- said Jason Jackson, Undergraduate nation. wrote our constitution never in- ing. Student Government president. And However, if America really the same as the man who hires a tended that all forms of speech Another possible negative conse- he's right. Don't think of the vote as a was the benign "melting pot" our "hit man" to murder his wife? should be equally protected. The quence of registering to vote in Bowl- school textbooks describe, we Or imagine this scenario. You First Amendment guarantee of pain in the butt. Think of it as leverage, would all behave much different- steal your neighbor's car to take freedom of speech was specif- ing Green is that locally sponsored as a direct line to the conscience and ly than we do. your child to the hospital. Does ically intended to protect the loans or scholarships may be lost. Reg- deciding power of our politicians. To illustrate my point, the Ohio the court attempt to distinguish public expression of unpopular istering in BG makes you a permanent They're not going to do what you want Supreme Court recently over- between your situation and one in political ideas. Our Founding resident of BG and not a hometown re- them to do unless they A) know what turned Ohio's 5-year-old "hate which an adolescent steals a car Fathers learned their lesson well sident who would qualify for the local we, the young voters want, and B) have crimes" law. That law increased merely to "joy ride"? from George III of England. monies. some reason to want to do such a thing. by one degree in severity the I think it is self evident that Furthermore, what about the There is an easy solution -- absentee So we have a choice. Continue to treat penalty for crimes committed our legal system always attempts right of minority members not to vote. ourselves - and thus be treated ~ like because of a victim's race, relig- to draw distinctions between be defamed and intimidated in Students can contact their hometown second-rate citizens, or take the five ion or national origin. crimes and base punishment on public? It is an established legal Board of Elections and request a ballot The fact such a law was fact that the public realm is minutes and the responsibility to go out deemed necessary in the first different than the private realm. be sent to them. By returning it by the and vote. Hurts less than giving blood. place should be ample proof that "No one, in other words, is Although a man's house may be specified date, a student can keep his or Does more good than bitching about the a problem exists in American so- tree to go about saying his castle, we all must make her right to vote without losing a schol- way things are without ever trying to ciety. A problem which, in the compromises when interacting arship. make a difference. name of fairness and the princi- whatever they want, with others in public. Sometimes ples espoused in our own Declar- whenever they want, to this means refraining from over- ation of Independence, must be tly demonstrating our hatred for corrected by the courts. whomever they please. No a fellow citizen. The Ohio Court, however, ob- right is absolute." Finally, to all those readers Unionization causes confrontation viously viewed the matter quite who embrace the notion that one differently. In a unanimous de- of this country's greatest assets The BG News: cision, the court, whose wisdom is its belief in individual liberty, Last week I read with interest would be one in which everyone They have now been asked to was surpassed only by its blatant these words should strike a fa- agreed on the issues. That is gaze into a crystal ball and make the intent of the accused. So how the "Key Questions" paper from racial bias, declared that the mo- miliar chord, "...they are en- the Advocates for Academic In- clearly not the case. Indeed, the more predictions on issues which could the state Supreme Court's tivating thought behind a crime ruling have ignored this funda- dowed by their Creator with cer- dependence and the comments fact that a "vote" must be taken are of equal importance to the tain inalienable rights ... among faculty. The issues raised by the should not be taken into account mental judicial principle? Could attributed to the BG Faculty As- on the issue of unionization when meting out punishment for these are life, liberty and the means, by definition, that there is AAI letter, however, are not the Court possibly have erred in sociation and Ron Stoner in the an offense. The Chief Justice at- its ruling? pursuit of happiness." Friday Sept. 11 edition ofThe a confrontation between at least those which generally draw indi- tempted to clarify the Court's News. two groups or points of view. viduals to unionization. There- Those are the sentiments of Indeed, the questions posed by Confrontation is not necessar- fore, these issues become con- reasoning when he stated There is not a doubt in my government infringes on "basic mind that the justices were able our Founding Fathers as articu- the AAI are important ones ily a negative. It indicates people cerns that "can't be answered un- lated in the Declaration of Inde- which should be considered, even are thinking of the issues and ra- til negotiations begin." In es- liberties" when it punishes a to convince themselves that their crime more severely because of pendence. However, it is entirely if no definitive answer can be ising concerns. I would hope con- sence, we are asked to trust those ruling was indeed based on the the thought which underlies the First Amendment as they beyond my comprehension how identified at this time. It is im- structive confrontation, which I predictions they are willing to anyone could be at liberty to pur- portant for a full discussion of believe the AAI letter prompts, is make, and not worry about those claimed. If pressed to defend their reasoning the justice's logic sue happiness when constrained the issues to be undertaken prior desired by the entire faculty. things they will not make predic- by the fear that their lives and to any decision on faculty unioni- tions about. Although learned jurists may would probably run something find this notion rather disturb- like this: property might be in jeopardy zation. I was more disappointed by The move to label the AAI con- from fanatical right wing racists What attracted my attention Professor Stoner's comment that, cerns as confrontational and ing, it is only necessary to imag- a) Displaying swastikas, burn- ine several quite ordinary scen- ing crosses, and any other ac- who seem to have the approval as the most was the comments and "the questions put forward were beyond the realm of current dis- well as the protection of the judi- position of the BGFA in regards impossible to answer because cussion is nothing more than a arios in order to critically evalu- tions which are solely intended to ate the Ohio Supreme Court's intimidate minorities constitute a ciary. to the "Key Questions." Profes- they want us to predict the fu- political move by the BGFA to Perhaps Bob Dylan said it best sor Stoner noted there was "a- ture." While I sympathize with quash examination of issues not reasoning. form of speech; Take murder, for instance. Ac- b) All speech is a form of ex- when he penned the immortal greement [among the BFGA] that his (and BFGA's) predicament, it beneficial to the unionization lyrics: "How many years can a [the AAI letter] was a confronta- is a hypocritical position to take. movement. Information on the cording to the Ohio Court, the pression; motivating thought behind a c) Freedom of expression is mountain exist before it is wa- tional letter" and that they were They have been making predic- issues raised by the AAI can be shed to the sea? Yes, and how surprised by that fact. I would tions of the future since they be- found in the experiences of other murder cannot be taken into ac- guaranteed in our constitution count when dispensing punish- under the First Amendment; many years can some people like to know how anyone could gan the push for unionization. universities which have union- exist before they're allowed to be suggest a discussion of such im- They have predicted a union will ized, not by sticking one's head in ment. Do courts attempt to dis- d) Therefore, people who en- tinguish between people who kill gage in actions which are intend- free? The answer my friend, is portant issues as are raised by improve our working conditions the sand and ignoring the con- blowin' in the wind... The answer either the BGFA or the AAI (particularly salary and benefits) cerns. intentionally and those who kill ed to intimidate minorities are unintentionally? Is the person merely expressing opinions is blowin' in the wind." would not be confrontational. and place BGSU in better stand- John Bernard is a columnist for Steven P. Lab who inadvertantly discharges a which are protected by the Con- The only instance in which ing in comparison to other uni- The News. confrontation would be absent versities. Criminal Justice firearm and kills a friend treated stitution. Jim's Journal by Jim Jim's Journal by Jim i r; tfrf. Mr. f." U» "Tk%* r* s%tJ. Tod

_ft-w— i+ v*i tkt k«*r4 Local Thursday, September 17, 1992 The BG News page three City investigating mobile Leisurely Reading home housing alternative by Chris Hawley local government reporter and a ranch-style mobile home dealing with middle-range hous- starting at $59,000. The packages ing." include a two-car driveway and Katzenburger said if the hous- The Bowling Green City Hous- access to public streets. ing commission agrees to de- ing Commission decided Because the mobile homes are velop such a subdivision, it could Wednesday night to investigate "industrialized housing" - they be placed somewhere within the plans for low-cost mobile home meet state as well as federal city only after the City Council subdivisions in the most recent standards - they are legally creates a separate zoning classi- of efforts to find housing alterna- noted as real estate and can be fication for mobile home subdiv- tives for area low-income fami- financed like conventional isions. lies. houses. He said Toledo city planners' Rick Katzenburger presented a goal in allowing the mobile home report on a new mobile home "Manufactured housing," the subdivision is to help alleviate subdivision under development more common type of mobile the housing problem by provid- in Toledo and told commissioners homes, complies only with fed- ing low-cost types of buildings. he would also be traveling to eral guidelines. The homes are He added the alternative is to Cleveland to investigate the noted as personal property and reduce the price of land so de- larger city's approach to the must be financed through less at- velopers can market homes for housing problem. tractive loan agreements. less money, as planners in Cleve- Some commissioners objected land are now attempting to do. Katzenburger said the Toledo to the high cost of homes in a The commission told Katzen- subdivision, Greystone Village, Greystone-style development. burger to continue gathering in- is a 26-unit development offering "We're not dealing here with formation on the Cleveland and housing packages including 5,000 low-income housing," Comis- Toledo efforts in preparation for square feet of land, landscaping sioner Thomas Knox said. "We're the October report. Workshops planned to promote Women's Health Month by Georgia Morgan city reporter aspects of health, including diet Ohio," Sommers added. and stress management. This month's activities are not The health department funds just limited to the community. This year marks the seventh 92 educational programs pre- The Student Health Center is also The BC Ncwi/Llodi UDC anniversary of Women's Health sented in 50 Ohio counties. This actively involved in increasing Month, a program which is is Wood County's first year par- awareness among college wom- ticipating in the Women's Health Waiting for her daughter to finish viola lessons Wednesday afternoon, chemistry department projects unique to Ohio and involves a en. coordinator Ellen Dalton reads a newspaper in the gazebo by the Student Recreation Center. wide variety of women's interest Month program. topics. "The Wellness Center, in coop- The program encourages "Honestly, since it's our first eration with the Health Center, is women to take an active role in year we need to get the word out. handing out fliers to hall direc- health issues and to network with It's something women need to tors and there is also an informa- other women to form health co- become more aware of," Wood tion table in the Union to field alitions in their local communi- County Health Educator Joanne questions about women's health ties. It also tries to increase Sommers said. topics," said Kathy Peters, SALAD'S THE WORD. awareness of the issues facing Several lectures and work- Chairman of Women's Health "The new word at Pisanello's is salad" females in today's society. shops will take place locally month. The Ohio Department of throughout the month of Sep- Health designated September the tember, according to Sommers. A free 10-item self-care pack- month to expand women's know- Some of the workshops are free age including tours of the health Large Chef Salad $3.50 ledge on a number of issues, like and open to everyone. clinic and updates on current Pisonello* chronic diseases, occupational health issues is also being of- Large Taco Salad $3.50 GilQO "'"SI'SMIO M64 Brcadsticks w/ Pizza Sauce or Ranch $2.00 Sola* health and women and addiction. "We offer a brochure that lists fered throughout September, 203 N. Main St. • BG The program also emphasizes all the different events and Peters added. The workshops are r - another term - wellness. Well- where they are held in Wood presented by registered nurses LARGE CHEF OR ~! I LARGE CHEF OR TACO~I Open 4 p.m. weekdays ness takes into consideration all County and most of Northwest and other health professionals. TACO SALAD | I SALAD W/ BREADSTICKS , Fri • Sat • Sun - Lunch $3.00 I $4.25 FREE DELIVERY Family- k>-$ Free Delivery b-s Free Delivery p!^ pgte^ 352-5166 352-5166y2 I BGaSkU Continued from page one. ExpinsSepOO. W _ _Exj>iresSepLj*a.J992_ 352-5166 I'm planning to grafratt* hi Dacawbar. I bwwft appaad yet. that Democratic policies would Amltoolata? do more harm than good by rais- ing taxes and putting people out Dear Hustle Your Bustle: Wednesday: This deadline wae Friday, Sept. 11. Contact your college office of work. immediately. Some polls indicate that voters CLUB . mi Country/Western Night ThU to my first aem—ter at the University. la there Kxneone are turning a deaf ear to the GOP 18 & Over here other than my peer* to whom I can turn for help? family values pitch. In a New York Times-CBS Dear Eager Beaver: Friday & Saturday: You're in luck! There ire University staff members waiting to News Poll that asked voters to be your friend and mentor and give you the individual support name the single most important Dance Your Buns Off needed to make the transition to college.Call Joan Morgan, the issue, 46 percent cited the econ- 19 & Over director of Academic Enhancement at 372-2776 for more Infor- omy and unemployment. Only 1 mation. percent singled out family va- Thursday Night: When U the deadline for requesting my Spring 1993 classes? lues. ft SPECIAL EVE^T ft College l.d. Night Dear Don't Hesitate and Be Late: A new poll from the Times Mirror Center for the People and Monday Sept. 21st No Cover With College I.D You still have until Friday, September 18 to request class- 18 And Older ea.See your Schedule of Classes for times and dates the Star the Press concluded that family Toledo's 1 st live Rave Party- System is available. values are backfiring on the GOP featuring cutting edge Rock-N-Roll Where to my college office? and hurting Bush with younger Dear Lost But Found- voters and the better educated. starring -Love Zombies Arts and Sciences - 205 Administration Building - 372-2015 Fltzwater said other polls indi- Live music starts at 9pm Business Administration - 371 Business Administration Build- cate "that family values is work- ing-372-2747 ing." 18 & over The Democrats do not deny DONNT0WN/T0U3M Education and Allied Professions - 365 Education Building - HOURS ?0I N. JUPERWI IT. 1372-7372 that they held up the family leave FREE SECURE bill to pressure Bush to sign it or 8:00 p.m. - 2:30 a.m. tupmmtjjBmstm Health and Human Services - 101 Student Health Center - PHOtt: 143-btU 1372-8242 cast an embarrassing veto right Wednesday - Sunday Musical Arts -1031 Moore Musical Arts Center • 372-2181 before the election. Technology -101 Technology Building - 372-7581 Pro-Major Advising -101 University Hall - 372-2677 The Undergraduate Alumni Association I can't remember my advisor's name.Who should I call? presents ^enede,^ Dear Where's Waldo: You may obtain the name, location and phone number of your advisor by calling your college office.

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OPEN DAILY Large Sub or Pasta Platter CONTACT UAA AT 372-6849 FOR MORE INFO. 11 a.m. L______J Diversions Page four The BG News Thursday, September 17, 1992 Rock and Not just school supplies anymore Roll and Barrett-O Students 'charging' more than just textbooks,pencils and calculators by Mellnda C. Monliart city life reporter is that when she calls on Sunday night, you want to tell her that you bought books, she didn't say As you enter the doors of the that they had to be textbooks. University Bookstore the smell As you walk down the first of textbooks, dictionaries, and aisle, books are coming at you Cliffs Notes slowly intoxicates from every side, thin ones and you as you fall into a deep state thick ones, they come in every of academic meditation. From color under the rainbow. Fright- HI this scent, you continue on the ened at the sight of it, you look Connell Barrett journey into educational bliss. over the shelves into the next Your mind says, "Just charge it!" aisle and realize that this book monstrosity has grown into My close friend Holly loves Suddenly, you realize that your several categorized aisles. You music. She's a regular rock and adventure into the collegiate me- could use a tour guide just to get roll encyclodpedia, by which I cca has been interrupted by the you through this place. mean she's rectangular in shape alluring aroma of glossy tabloid and can easiily be picked up for magazine pages, the clinking of $13.95 at any mall. shot glasses, the scent of human "You proceed into the "Holly," I'll often say to her, flesh in 'skin' magazines, and the bookzone with the "What do you love?" And she'll perfumed smell eminating from respond, clamorously, "Rock and the cardboard boxes of various realization that you hold in roll, Daddy-O!" personal hygiene products. your hands the power to Then I'll say, "Well, I'll see you Now you begin to wonder if tomorrow, okay?" And she'll say, you've strayed from the path to purchase anything from "Rock and roll, Daddy-O!" the bookstore where you were baby bottles to a 16 month Then I'll ask her what the capi- supposed to purchase that lab tol of North Dakota is, and she'll manual for Biology 101. Out of "Beverly Hills 9021V say, "Rock and roll, Daddy-O!" I curiosity, you gradually allow calendar." guess that's why I never liked your eyes to open up to absorb her. this atmosphere, this is when you Regardless, in celebration of realize that you're in the same her 24th birthday, I showed my place. You begin to glance over the A bookstore customer ponders purchasing a recent tabloid. inherent tendencies towards ge- With the knowledge that you assorted titles and start to read nerosity and altruism by treating are one of the chosen students to the backs of the books. You have of it. With this motive in mind, When you were a young child eat away at the fungus on the bot- Holly to a high-voltage, ear-split- posess a University Bookstore planned to fill the bookshelves in you choose a few books that fit you had a dream of joining the tom of your only pair of white ting concert put on by the Irish charge, you proceed into the your dorm room (excuse me, the this bill. circus, but you came to college socks, a deal for $3.19. Why don't super-quartet, U2 - a regaling, bookzone with the realization bookshelves in your 'residence "Look What I Made" by Joan instead. That passion still bums you throw in some "Cling Free" frenetic postmodern canticle that you hold in your hands the hall') with books that will be the Wheaton Buma is $9.95. Then you deep in your heart, as you feel for $1.05! After all if mom used exuding the unctious superfluo- power to purchase anything from envy of all of your friends. spot "The Starving Students' the flame burning brighter, you it, why shouldn't you. sities of "90s glitz juxtaposed to baby bottles to a 16 month Bev- Boom, the first book hits you in Cookbook" by Dede Napoli for spot "Juggling for the Complete Parents' Weekend is this se- the more virile, bacchanal cele- erly Hills 90210 calendar. The the face like a flying blob of $6.95. That's a bargain because Klutz" by John Cassidy and B.C. mester and you are being smart bration of the classic blues/hard possibilities are endless. slime and says "Buy me!" The the thought of your own concoc- Rimbeaux for $9.95 and decide to and thinking ahead. Your parents rock from which all but a covey What do students do with their book is entitled, "Never Heave tions made in your residence splurge on it. will want to see your room, and to of today's groups have demured, bookstore charge? Is it always Your Bosom in a Front Hook hall's kitchenette being better show them that you can live in or not, depending on what I said. used for books? John Bucken- Bra" by Modine Gundh, for a than the food at the dining halls As you frantically punch all of some place other than a pigpen, So, we drove up to the great myer, director of the University mere $6.95. Then you spot "Lose could actually be true. these numbers into your Texas you purchase "Windex" for state of Michigan (I'm using the Bookstore, said that the charge is Weight Through Great Sex With Mom also knows that her pre- Instruments Scientific calculator $1.99. "Pledge" for $3.39 and two word "great" liberally, as in not always used to purchase Celebrities (the Elvis Way)" by cious darling will fight off the you come up with the grand total 60-watt lightbulbs for $1.65. "That bowl of festering knee books. Art students frequently Colin McEnroe ($7.95). This book evils of alcohol and peer pres- of $78.55. You then subtract this As you near the end of the scabs tasted great!" or "A ten purchase art supplies with the contains all you need to know sure with carbonated beverages from $250 and figure out that you bookstore labrynth, you are percent tuition hike? GREAT!") charge. about advice, recipes, TV talk- taking their place. Well, due to a still have $171.45 left. Cool! greeted by a wide assortment of with our very good friends, Craig "There are personal hygiene show guests to stir up trouble. A guilty conscience and a feeling of items that are calling out to take and Stephanie, who offered to items and clothes that are pur- dictionary crept up into your homesickness, you see a book ti- The goal now is to get out of the them home with you. drive, as long as we let Steph chased, but it's basically used to view at this point, but its not the tled "Driver-Friendly Drinks" by whole educational motif. As this manuever her automobile as she buy books at the beginning of the normal everyday dictionary.it's Siegfried Spath for $7.95. feeling overcomes you, you feel a In the quest for the complete pleased and without admo- semester," he said. "The Quintessential Dictionary" sense of domestic urgency that collegiate look, you pick and nishment, such as on the left side The excitement is mounting as by I.Moyer Hunsberger for Your journey slowly continues brings you to the personal hy- choose over the various clothing of the road. you take the first step into the $3.95. What a bargain! as you go over every aisle with a giene and domesticated section items. A neon green back pack is We sped through Detroit (mo- bookstore labyrinth. With calcu- Let's face it, parents love pre- fine tooth comb. That's when you of the bookstore. Your starting to glowing at you like the sign over tto: "We're Gettin' More Guns!") lator and charge in hand you are sents. When you were a kid, your spot a combination video tape feel like your mother! a Motel 6. You read the label on and soon came to the city of Pon- ready to begin a $250 shopping mom overflowed with tears when and book. This fine educational First you hit the section for the this Eastpak creation and it tells tiac, named in memory of the spree. her precious darling brought set comes in either a his or hers legalized drugs. You start to you that its padded because your legendary American Indian war- In your mind you have decided home a project from art class. set,"Once Upon a Potty for reach for all different colors and back isn't ... $22.19. A pair of rior known as, of course. Sitting that you're going to buy books Even if it looked like a blurred Her"(or Him), by Alona Fran- sizes as "Vivarin" for $2.85, boxer shorts with fish on them Bull, who drove a Grand Am. that will appeal to your intellec- version of a box of crayons mel- kel's for $14.95. This educational "NoDoz" for $2,57 and regular have your name written all over Before long, our eyes grasped tual side. Your mother always ted together, she still cherished video includes a sing-along potty aspirin for $1.45. Next you come them ... $13.99. As you pass that wondrous indoor coliseum- said to expand your horizons, so it. As a poor college student you song. You're thinking what the across dental floss, you never through the racks of sweatshirts the majestic, breathtaking Pon- you're going to actually take her decide to invest in a few self help hell is something like this doing even knew that it existed. There you pick up two BGSU parent tiac ($7 For Parking Is Out- up on that advice. Just think of it, items that will provide cheap in a college bookstore? But the right before your eyes axe three sweatshirts to help you get your rageous) Silverdome. Craig and the one time, without a fight, you presents and keep your mom so day may come along when you different varieties of dental holiday shopping done early ... Stephanie went immediately in, are going to comply with your happy that you might even get have an offspring of your own floss, waxed, unwaxed, and even only $30.99 a piece. but Holly and I had an agenda: mother's wishes. The real reason some extra spending money out and it could come in handy. Cinnamon flavored waxed dental We'd yet to purchase tickets, so floss for $1.45. To complete the Beads of perspiration start to we went out in search of (diaboli- hygiene for your mouth, you pur- form on your forehead and turn cal music) scalpers! chase Tartar Control Crest for into dripping sweat as you pull The first rule in ticket-buying $2.49. out your calculator and add up all is: When you're patronizing a of the figures. The grand total scalper, don't let yourself be in- For other bodily functions and ladies and gents is $247.73. Now timidated into making an un- needs you discover Coast soap that this most excellent shopping wanted exchange. for $.85, a five pack of Bic razors venture has come to a close, you However, this maxim may be for $1.25. For the females the stare at those purple and green superceded by rule *2, namely: bookstore has Massengil Douche plaid overalls ... $37.50, and say When one is approached by a Scent of Country Flowers for that life is good. large, shirtless solicitor sporting $1.25, three brands of maxi pads On your way up to the Univer- a phlegmatic, egg yoke-like fluid ranging from $1.95 to $2.25 and sity charge line, you realize that dripping from twitching eye two brands of tampons ranging you have a few bucks left over so sockets and an odd number of from $4.95-$6.09. Somebody you you grab a few bags of the sugar nipples, one need not worry know can use this stuff. What a filled candy that your dentist about good seats. birthday present it would make! loves to hate you for. Despite this But after several close calls, twinge of neglect to the only set we finally managed to rustle up Since the luxury of having of choppers that you will ever some pretty fair seats, and the someone doing your laundry is no have, you feel a sense of accom- show began. longer in your life, they told you plishment. If your teeth fall out, The music was great but easily that you'd never realize how who knows, the bookstore may be overshadowed by the pungent much you missed something until selling dentures by then. odor of ubiquitous smoke. Need- it was gone and now you believe Your dream of the imaginary less to say, there were countless them. "Fab Ultra" for $3.49 shopping spree starts to come to members of the crowd engaging should get you through the school a dismal close. As you come out in highly illegal substance inges- year, if you figure it washes ten of this hypnotic comatose state tion, including the guy next to loads and you will only be doing you realize that you were only me. one load of laundry per month day dreaming and that all you "Wanna hit, man?" anyway. "Spray'n Wash"with can really afford Is that Biology "No thanks," I resisted shyly. Cliffs Notes and shot glasses are among Items University students can buy with a bookstore charge foaming action should manage to 101 lab manual. "Can't handle it. I drank too many cups of egg nog last Christmas and tried to flush my dog down the toilet." 'Tittle freak." Mausoleum allegedly cons customers The ushers didn't didn't seem to mind. It was a jovial atmos- The Associated Press phere, making this show the complaints about the sale of Some people claimed they paid businessman who owns the bought burial plots in the mauso- single largest display of pot-s- mausoleum crypts at the Arcadia thousands of dollars for above- cemetery. He owns four other leum In 1986. "We were under the moking since Congress recon- ARCADIA, Ohio - The Han- Memory Gardens in north- ground burial vaults with the cemeteries in Ohio, and one near impression that everything was vened. cock County prosecutor's office western Ohio. promise the mausoleum would be Chicago, as well as the Toledo going to be done the next year." The show rocked, we had a has been investigating charges He declined comment on the completed In 1989. Inn, which recently filed for great time, and I learned a valua- that the operator of a mausoleum investigation. Three years later, only con- bankruptcy protection. Busick invested $5,300 In ble lesson: defrauded people who bought "At this point, we don't know if crete shells of three structures "They snowed us fancy pic- crypts for himself and his wife. I would do anything for my crypts. it's criminal or civil or either," have been completed. tures and told us how much bet- "The object of the whole thing friends, but $40 for a T-shirt is a Prosecutor Robert Fry said Fry said about the investigation The mausoleum was being ter it was than traditional earth is to have everything prear- little out of the question. Tuesday his office has received by his office. built by Larry Johnson, a Toledo burial,' said Royce Busick, who ranged," said Busick, who is 76.

/► USG Elections Thursday, September 17, 1992 The BG News page five USG candidates express plans, goals Undergraduate Student District Three candidates [Foun- James Bridenstine District Six candidates [Krels- Government fall senate elections ders and Kohl Halls] cher Quadrangle] Vanessa Lianas will be held Thursday from 9 a.m. Name: James Bridenstine Name: Vanessa Lianas Age: 18 Dustin M. Ramsey Kevin Staas - 5 p.m. in the Union foyer and Name: Kevin Staas Age: 18 from 4:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. in the Year: Year: Soph- Year: district dining halls. One senator Jeff Stefancic Freshman omore Freshman Major: Busi- will be elected from each of the Major: Envi- Major: Pys- ness six on-campus districts. Six sena- Name: Jeff Stefancic Name: Dustin M. Ramsey ronmental Pol- chology tors will be elected from the off- Age: 19 Hometown: Age: 19 icy and Analy- Hometown: campus district. Year: Soph- West Salem, Year: Sec- sis Bowling Green OH. omore ond-year stu- Hometown: Goal if District One candidates [Of- Goal if dent Toledo. OH. elected: "My Major: Ele- elected: "I sup- fenhauer East and West, Prout mentary Edu- P, Major: Goal if goals are to port improving Hall] cation Health Care elected: "I'd represent the the sidewalks Hometown: Administration like to see the people of Kre- Youngstown, on campus. I Hometown: shuttles run in ischer. I have OH. also want to be a voice for stu- Blue Rock, OH. opposite directions. I also want to new ideas dealing with recycling, Jodi Chappell dents and move up and become Goal if Goal If work on the lighting from the and I think I'll do a good job be- the president of USG in the fu- elected: "One elected: " I basketball courts in Kreischer cause I'm outspoken and will Name: Jodi Chappell thing I want to ture." want to compe- which keeps people in their voice students' opinions." Age: 19 do is try to tently accom- rooms awake. 1 want to find a Year: Soph- make Kohl Hall more accessible Terrence S. Miller plish the representation of the way to make both sides happy." omore to the physically challenged and student body. I want to show the Major Polit- Name: Terrence S. Miller work to get our visting hours University we're not a bunch of ical Science Age: 20 drunken college students who switched to 24-hour visitation all Year: Sophomore Hometown: week." don't give a damn." Salem, OH. Major: Biology Goal if Hometown: Wauseon Goal if elected: "I'd like to get elected: "I'd Dlstrlct Four (Rodgers Quadra- like to repre- the University to get more done ngle, Old Fraternity Row, New with the money it does have. I'd sent my dis- Fraternity Row and Conklin Hall] trict and take also like to see the sophomore their needs di- parking problem resolved. rectly to USG. I'd also like to fig- Ivy Davenport District Five candidates Stacy Stachler ure out how to deal with the traf- [Harshman Quadrangle] fic and parking problems." Name: Ivy Davenport Name: Stacy Stachler Age: 19 Doug Minton Age: 18 Eric Planey Year: Soph- Name: Doug Minton Year omore Age: 18 Freshman Year: Name: Eric Planey Major: Music Major: Pre Education Freshman Physical Ther Age: 19 Major: Pre- Year: Soph- Hometown: apy Columbus, OH. Manufacturing Hometown omore technology Major: Inter- Goal if Kettering, OH. elected: "I Hometown: Goal i national Busi- North Canton, ness would like bet- elected: " ter living con- OH. want to voice Hometown: Goal if Youngstown, ditions for my the students district and elected: "I'd opinions. OH. like to voice the Goal if have provisions for the handi- don't want to change things, but capped. Another important issue opinions of my just make it better for the stu- elected: "My constituency because it's impor- biggest goal is is the need for more washers and dents." dryers." tant everyone gets heard. A lot to continue the still needs done and everyone progress of changing everything. should have a voice." I want to get actively involved and help the constituency of my district with their needs." FOR Barry H. Hirschman WOMEN WOMEN Name: Barry H. Hirschman Age: 19 Year: Junior Major: Political Science Hometown: Kendall Park, New PRESENTS Jersey Goal if elected: "I want to in- crease the date rape programs for male freshmen and also in- crease library hours and work on the parking problem." MUSICA Curt Ehas

Name: Curt Ehas Age: 19 Year: Soph- omore Major: Phi- FEMINA losophy Hometown: Twinsburg, OH. FLUTE GUITAR DUO Goal if elected: " I'd like to see them institute a shut- tle bus that goes downtown. I'd also like to A Concert see USG pass more legislation to take action against ROTC for discriminating against homosex- uals." Informatice of

District Two candidates Classical [McDonald Quadrangle and all sorority houses from the Univer- sity Union to Thurstln Street] Women's Music. Katerina Brennan Rediscovering Name: Katerina Brennan Age: 18 Women in History; Year: Freshman Returning The Muse Major: Ele- mentary Edu- cation to Music. Hometown: Jefferson, OH. Goal 1fi elected: "Over- SEPT. 22, 1992 all I want a bet- BRYAN RECITAL HALL ter USG. I am concerned with 7:30 pm the parking issue and I want to aee If I can help with that and Improving the shuttle service." page six The BG News Thursday, September 17, 1992 Forrest R. Lewis Melissa Kalinoski Matt Fair JeffS. Livingston Name: Forrest R. Lewis Name: Melissa Kalinoski Name: Man Fair Age: 20 Address: ISIS E. Wooster #2 Address:606 1/2 E. Wooster Name: Jeff S. Livingston USG candidates Year: Junior Age: 19 Age: 20 Major: Business/Pre-law Address: 234 S.College Year: Soph- ^_^ Year: Soph- Age: 20 Hometown: omore omore Bowling Green Year: Junior Major Eng- Major: Polit- Major: Polit- dropped from Goal i f | lish education ical Science elected: "I ical Science Hometown: Hometown: Hometown: want to be a Port Clinton, Norwalk, Oh larger voice for Galion, OH. OH. Goal If Goal if election ballot student con- Goal if elected: " My elected: "I cerns. I'd like elected:" I'm first goal is to by JenI Band to develop want to work running be- be able to go with other student government reporter more leader- cause I would out and talk to ship on cam- senators to like to get off-campus students people and find out what prob- make sure USG pus, especially more involved in activities on lems they have with the Univer- Two Undergraduate Student at the undergraduate level." remains a voice for students at campus." sity. I also want to heighten the the University. Big issues that Government senate candidates awareness of campus projects need addressed are parking, have been removed from the bal- because there are a lot of things budget cuts and new construc- lot because their petitions didn't students need to know and don't. tion on campus." meet validation rules, according to USG President Jason Jackson. Off-Campus District [All apart- They need to know where their money is going." The Elections and Opinions ments, fraternity houses, etc. Missy Ledesma Board voted S to 1 to take Scottie Martone Michaelis which are not located on campus] Name: Missy Ledesma Michael is and Peter Martone off Address: 334 Pine St. the ballot Tuesday. The candi- why the EOB voted to remove his Lona Sommerville Age: 19 dates filed appeals to USG Presi- name. "I really believe there are Julie Colvin Year Soph- dent Jason Jackson who declined people in EOB, including the omore the appeals. president and vice president, to Name: Lona Sommerville James Walters limit the progress or liberal- Address: 3825 LaPlante Rd. Major Eng- lish "The decisions I made were not progressive minded leadership," Name: Julie Colvin Age: 47 Name: James Walters because of a personal issue," Michaelis said. Address: 145 Manville Year: Senior Address: 501 Pike St.#3 Hometown: Perrysburg Jackson said. "The issue was that Amanda Harris, member of the Age: 20 Major: Fash- Age: 20 there are rules, and the candi- EOB, said she feels bad the can- Year Junior ion merchan- Year Junior Goal if elected: "I dates didn't meet them." didates were taken off the ballot Major: Polit- dising Major Polit- Michaelis' petition was de- but there are rules for a reason. ical Science Hometown: ical Science want to make facilities on clined because a student signed "It wouldn't be fair to candidates Hometown: Monclova, OH. Hometown: the name Charlie Brown with a campus easier who did follow the rules," Harris Orchard Park, Goal if Berea,OH social security number of said. "Each candidate signed say- New York elected: " I Goal if for off-campus students to use. In the past representatives ha- 123-45-6789. Martone failed to ing they understood the rules and Goal if think we should elected: "My have two students fill in their that was how our decision was elected: " I have at least goal is simply ven't professed to make facilities easier or have forgotten the issue social security number, which made." want to help one bus route to represent candidates are required to the student once they got in office." keep o f f - that goes directly from stadium request, according to Jackson. Both Michaelis and Martone body and try to campus stu- parking lots to the Union. I also will still be running as write-in dents more involved and make think we should stagger campus improve the After the appeal to Jackson University and USG information compiled by candidates, but according to sure their problems and con- events for students who have failed, Michaelis and Martone Martone, not having his name on community tobenefit everyone." Jeni Bond. cerns are voiced in USG." class at night or commute.' appealed their cases to Gregg the ballot makes it more difficult. DeCrane, Assistant Vice Presi- "It's obviously going to be a lot dent of Student Affairs. DeCrane harder now," Martone said. "I'm also declined the students' ap- going to have to stand outside the peals. polls and let people know I'm According to Michaelis, De- running as a write-in." "S.T.E.A.M., which encourages students to Crane's decision was based on The only EOB member who become involved in their government, procedures and policy. "I under- voted against taking the candi- congratulates the following students on being stand the rule and the violation dates off the ballot was Sam Me- that keeps me off the ballot, but I lendez. "It is ridiculous what delegates to the Ohio Democratic Convention think it's political and a scam," EOB is doing this year," Melen- on Sat. Sept. 12." Michaelis said. dez said. "Two good students who ALE care about USG can't run." Martone understands the pur- Because ii's free! The Find out what Govern- U.S. Government Priming pose of the rules but said it is un- Michaelis is running for an off- * Tami Barack * Sam Melendez ment books are all about. fair to remove his name from the campus senate seat and Martone Office has a free caialog Send for your free * Mike Cook * Pat Shepard of new and popular catalog. ballot on a technicality. is running in district three. Mi- books old by ihe "The fact that they called one chaelis goals for USG are " to * Kelly Corcoran * Todd J. Wesseler Government. Books about agriculture, energy, Free Catalog of the students who didn't sign bring off-campus and on-campus children, space, health, P.O. Box 37000 their social security number and students together so students history, business, vaca- Washington DC verified that she did sign my pe- aren't so isolated on campus." tions, and much more. 2OO13-'0OO tition should be adequate," Mar- Martone wants to "improve the tone said. bus system on campus and get Michaelis said there is a liberal more hours for the hall computer scare in USG, which is in part labs."

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Main St 352-3148 Thursday, Septembers, 1992 The BG News page seven Toledo police seize Students gain experience in D.C. arrested Johns' cars Co-op education program offers internships in various areas The Associated Press bySharlL. Veleba more of a 'you didn't do it right,'" bers of Congress or heads of cab- he said. contributing reporter coordinator of the Office of Co- ing in a rehabilitation program. TOLEDO - Police have taken a operative Education and WCI co- inet committees. I'm from the suburbs and I don't He said he was able to meet new approach in trying to rid a ordinator. normally see this type of situa- Madigan said the city now is Six University students spent "The participants use those professionals in the area of edu- tion," she said. north-side neighborhood of pros- telling suspects that they could their summer as interns working skills on a para-professional cation during his internship, and Striet also said she came to rea- titutes: they're seizing the cars of forfeit their vehicle because it customers they arrest. in Washington D.C. as part of the level," Young said. "The intern- was even offered internships in lize the problems students think was used in the commission of various parts of the nation. But some residents said they Washington Center Internships ships also allow the students to are problems on campus are ac- don't know if the new method will program, offered by the Co- network with professionals and He said his participation as an tually minimal compared to what work. "It we can determine that operative Education depart- possibly go to work [later on] in intern was a valuable experience. an inner-city resident experi- "We'll believe it when we see it's any kind of deterrent to ment. D.C." "It gives you options [in your ences. it," Thomas Nowak said Wednes- David Gagner, Becky Striet, Junior history major Hernan- job search]," he said. "There's no day. "We need officers walking prostitution, despite the Michael Hernandez, Maria Gon- dez said his experience in doubt in my mind that this would "[The intern program] was the beat. That's the only thing intensive amount ot time and zalez, Douglas Grace and Eli- researching scholarships at the help anybody who would do it." great for me, because I was able zabeth Hunt each worked in Lunac National Education Ser- Striet, a senior pre-med major, to practice medicine firsthand," that'll get rid of them." manpower required, we will Eight people were arrested Washington, D.C. at various vice helped him realize the part said she learned a lot about hu- she said. Tuesday night for trying to pick continue to do [impound cars national organizations and inter- bureaucracy plays in education. man and social issues as she Striet said she now pays more national corporations. The WCI "It showed me how much poli- worked in the Inner City Home- up police officers posing as pros- of Johns'] periodically." attention to the presidential titutes. Police also seized their program, open to all majors, tics is involved in education," he less Health Clinic, located in a campaigns due to her experi- cars for possible forfeiture ac- Capt. Thomas Vetter, offers students the opportunity said, adding he could hear firsth- church basement in Washington, ence. to put into action the tools they tion. Toledo police and what was going on. D.C. "I want to see what [the candi- The men were charged with so- have learned in the classroom, Hernandez and the others were "I dealt with homeless people, dates] want to do about the health liciting prostitution. They were according to Sue Young, the field able to hear speeches by mem- the mentally ill, or those recover- care issue," she said. released on their own recogni- the offense. zance. Police hope the program will "We have been aggrersively act as a deterrent. working the north end for quite Senate votes to aid hurricane victims some time, and we have tried "If we can determine that it's byAlanFram different techniques aimed at al- any kind of deterrent to pros- The Associated Press Iniki's destruction. "Whenever threats from Bush administra- Andrew, the costliest natural leviating the problem," said Sgt. titution, despite the intensive you see a coconut tree and its tion officials. disaster to ever hit the United Donald Clark of the vice metro amount of time and manpower leaves stripped, you know that its The $10.5 billion measure States, is so far blamed for 55 unit. required, we will continue to do it WASHINGTON - Rushing to winds were strong." would be easily the biggest fed- deaths and nearly $22 billion in This wasn't the first time periodically," said Capt. Thomas keep up with Mother Nature, the Earlier, the lawmakers used eral relief package ever for a damage. The storm left more police have tried to seize cars Vetter, who heads the vice metro Senate overwhelmingly ap- voice votes to make two major natural disaster, dwarfing the than 250,000 homeless. from people charged with solicit- unit. proved $10.5 billion in disaster changes in the measure. They $2.9 billion approved in 1990 for Mack and other Florida offi- ing prostitution. aid on Tuesday to help Hawaii added a final $3 billion to address California's Loma Ptieta earth- cials won more aid for their state, The department seized a car Residents have marched to the rebuild from Hurricane Iniki, Iniki's toll and the growing pleas quake. It would also further swell but less than they initially hoped. last year, but Municipal Judge city's municipal building twice in and assist Hurricane Andrew's for help from areas battered by the federal deficit. On a voice vote, the Senate ac- Mary Trimboli ruled that the city the last two months to ask the victims in Florida and Louisiana. Andrew. And they inserted an The original $7.5 billion hurri- cepted an amendment by Mack couldn't keep it because the for- City Council for more police Senators approved the extra $66 million to rebuild small cane bill, completed last Thurs- and Sen. Bob Graham, D-Fla, feiture petition was filed two protection. They say prostitutes measure on a 84-10 vote. House- parts of Homestead Air Force day, was rendered moot a day that would provide $66 million to days after the suspect was found have performed sex acts with Senate negotiators will now try to Base, far less than President later when Iniki slammed Hawaii rebuild some of the facilities at guilty of soliciting and fined $50. customers in front of their chil- write a compromise bill, which Bush wanted. with 160 mph winds and 30-foot destroyed Homestead Air Force She said forfeiture action must dren. Senate Appropriations Commit- waves. Iniki left three dead, 8,000 Base. occur before sentencing because They say the problem is so bad tee Chairman Robert Byrd, Eager to show they can re- homeless and caused an esti- The money would allow enough it is an additional criminal pen- then men are cruising their D-W.Va., said could be done as spond to emergencies, law- mated $1 billion in damage. reconstruction to let the U.S. alty. Otherwise, it violates laws neighborhood in cars and solicit- early as this week. makers and Bush seemed likely Estimates of Andrew's dam- Customs Service and other agen- that protect against double jeo- ing any woman dressed in shorts. "Kauai is a scene of unimagin- to work out their differences ages continued to swell. cies thatuse the base to resume pardy. able devastation," said Sen. Dan- quickly. But the bill's immediate "This is one time I think this ffctioning. But no money was City Prosecutor John Madigan One prostitute was killed last iel Akaka, D-Hawaii, referring to future was clouded because it in- place is moving too quickly," said provided for work that would al- said the judge didn't tell them month. Several others attacked a weekend trip he made to the cluded an unrelated provision on Sen. Connie Mack, R-Fla "We low a fighter wing to return to they couldn't seize cars. "We got by customers. island that bore the brunt of the labor regulations that drew veto keep getting information." the air base. Union Continued from page one. >CTIK • Stop by our booth @ the B.G.'s Merchant fair & register for a trip for 2 to Toronto tween faculty and University vQQp) • Now is the time to start planning for the ultimate Spring President Paul Olscamp. Break in Orlando, Fl. March 20-27 "These are shared problems 414 E. Wooster that should be treated as such," Pope said. "The best way to solve [the problems] is to be open about them." 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The Associated Press played eight seasons with the Giants, including the 1986 and CINCINNATI -- Rookie inside 1990 Super Bowl champions. He linebacker Ricardo McDonald is lost his starting job In the Giants" to start for the Cincinnati Ben- preseason this year to Steve gals on Sunday at Green Bay be- DeOssie, then strained a knee cause a knee injury may have ligament and was released on an cost veteran Ray Bentley the rest injury settlement. That meant of his season. the Giants could not sign him for McDonald, a fourth-round four weeks, and he was free to draft choice from the University sign with any other team. of Pittsburgh, took over in the Reasons said he is glad to be first quarter of Sunday's 24-21 with the Bengals, who have over- victory over the Los Angeles hauled their defense under Shula Raiders after Bentley suffered and new defensive coordinator torn ligaments in his left knee Ron Lynn. defending against a running play. "I think they thought my knee was worse than it was," Reasons McDonald contributed eight said of the Giants. "I'm healthy. tackles, tying for the team high, I'm ready to play. and one tipped pass as the Ben- "This is a good opportunity," gals limited the Raiders to 87 he said. "It's a team with a new yards rushing. The Bengals are defense that's doing well. I'm ex- now unbeaten in two games. cited."

Coach Dave Shula said the loss Also with the Bengals is cor- of Bentley, signed as a free agent nerback Mitchell Price, who after six years with Buffalo, will missed the preseason and the hurt. Bentley had called signals season's first two games because for the defense, a job that now of a contract holdout. He was falls to linebacker Kevin Walker. paid $90,000 last year as a punt But McDonald is regarded as a returner and backup comerback, Mike Ncmclh promising player. and reportedly had demanded $300,000 this year. Price reluc- Scrum half Doug Slagle eludes two Kentucky defenders with a pass. Third-ranked BG hosts fourth-ranked Notre Dame at 1 p.m. this Sat- "We feel that Rico has a real tantly signed Monday and re- urday. bright future as a linebacker in turned to workouts. this league for many years to come," Shula said. "His educa- Price declined to reveal details tion will now go full force, as far of his contract. His agent, Harry as on-the-field, on-the-job train- Henderson, said Price signed be- Rugby crushes Kentucky ing." cause he has a family to support. Price averaged 14.2 yards per On Tuesday, the Bengals re- punt return last season, including by JlmFogarty how far along our players have the ends three times for tries most of his first appearance for placed Bentley on the roster by a 78-yarder for a touchdown in a contributing writer come." while wing Jim Oster added an- the Falcons by scoring the lone signing former New York Giants win against the Giants. It was the A lack of concentration by the other after a long run and last try in the third match to give BG linebacker Gary Reasons. The third-longest punt return in Ben- Falcon backfield kept the Wild- second pass by fullback Matt a 5-0 victory. 6-foot-4, 235-pound Reasons gals' history. The Bowling Green State Uni- cats within striking distance Harms. Slack's conversion and Now 9-1, Bowling Green will versity rugby team sent the Ken- throughout the first half of the penalty kicks gave him 22 points host Notre Dame in a very impor- tucky Wildcats home Tuesday "A" match. for the day and Bowling Green a tant and far reaching game this with their tails between their "Some of us were getting a 37-0 victory. Saturday. The teams are ranked Tomczak signed legs after shutting them out in little greedy down near the goal "We've always been blessed three/four in the Midwest Uni- three matches Tuesday at Col- line," stated team captain Doug with excellent people on the versities Cup in late October. lege Park. The Falcon ruggers Slagle. "Instead of getting the wing," commented Mazzarella. crushed Kentucky 37-0 in the ball out, a couple people tried to "If we are patient enough to get Last fall, Notre Dame pulled to back up Browns first match and then coasted to punch it in themselves and got the ball out to them, there really off an upset shocker by beating 17-0 and 5-0 victories in the last buried costing us a couple tries." aren't too many teams that can the Falcons for the first time in by Chuck Melvln two games. Both Slagle and fly half Brian keep up with us." 21 years. That win gave the Irish The Associated Press The Wildcat's losses prolonged Williams did manage to score on Just for good measure, the Fal- the momentum to join BG, Penn a ten year act of futility as BG inside crashes in the first half. cons "B" and "C" sides shut out State and Wisconsin in the holds a 12-0 record against Ken- Grady Slack's conversion put the the Wildcats as well. Taking a Midwest semifinals. CLEVELAND -- Former Ohio State quarterback Mike Tomczak re- tucky dating back to 1982. Falcons on top 12-0 at the half- cue from the "A" side, BG wings Slagle promises that the Fal- turned to the state Wednesday as a backup quarterback for the Cleve- "We are right on schedule as way mark. Carlos Aragon scored two tries cons will be anything but com- land Browns, amid speculation that he may soon be starting. far as our fitness level and abil- Some mental adjustments dur- and Marc Jones added another. placent this Saturday, "We all To make room for Tomczak, the Browns placed Bernie Kosar on in- ity," stated head coach Roger ing the halftime were all that was Fullback Dave Hayward's con- know what is at stake this week, jured reserve because of a broken right ankle sustained in Monday Mazzarella. "This Saturday's needed to allow the Falcons to version gave BG a 17-0 win. besides, paybacks are a bitch." night's loss to Miami. Kosar will miss at least six weeks. match against Notre Dame will run away with the match. Slack, Bowling Green High School Kickoff is scheduled for give me a good indication as to 1:00pm at the College Park. For now, Tomczak will work behind Todd Philcox, who will start the nation's leading scorer, swept graduate Mike Adams made the Sunday's road game against the Los Angeles Raiders. Tomczak, 29, signed a one-year deal worth a reported $425,000. A RDB RDB RDB RDB TChicago Bears and Green Bay Packers, he was waived by Green Bay following a long preseason holdout. THE SISTERS OF GAMMA PELT BETA • Asked if he was competing for the Browns' starting job, Tomczak >aid, "I am the backup quarterback right now." ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE - Tomczak is familiar with bits and pieces of Cleveland's offense be- Do Your cause there are elements remaining from Lindy Infante's 1986-87 THEIR NEW INITIATES stint as the Browns' offensive coordinator. Infante coached the Pack- ers the last four years. Part... Jen Ayres Ingrid Miller Stacy Shindler "There are some parallels there, so I'll try and piece everything together, get a solid foundation and go from there," Tomczak said. Tomczak also knows Browns center Jay Hilgenberg, acquired in a Lisa Duer Jen Qzoleck Amy Wilkins trade with Chicago late in the preseason. ! j Philcox, who turns 26 next week, joined the Browns as a Plan B free agent after the Cincinnati Bengals left him unprotected last year. A Dyan Haberman Donna Rawiings Dawn Zamcheck product of Syracuse, he spent his rookie season, 1989, on the Bengals' practice squad, then appeared briefly in one game for Cincinnati in 1990 and in four games for the Browns last year. During the preseason, he was 20 of 49 for 317 yards, with two RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB RDB touchdowns and two interceptions. "Obviously, this is what I'm here for," Philcox said. "I look forward to getting a chance to start. Unfortunately, it comes at the expense of BOWLING GREEN RECYCLES! 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TMAMK YQJJ FQP RECYCL1N0I 153 E. Wooster ■ 353-6264 Funded by the Division of Litter Prevention & Recycling. Ohio At £ Department ot Natural Resources. George V Vomovich. Governor Happy Hours Everyday 6-9 1 Thursday, September 17, 1992 The BG News page nine In the house and out the door Who'll win the Well, It's a rough time for a ment refused to re-sign man- lar players in the league - to DOOR, at least for the next six sports columnist, let me tell ager Lou Plniella, leaving him advertisers, to Magic-Maniacs weeks. Now that he's on the you. After the OSU game, I worrying about this future, and especially to collectors. sidelines, I might have to National Title? could barely think about any- rather than the Reds. Finally, If you wish to purchase change my preseason predic- College football. In my book, llo at noon and four of his room- thing else except our beloved even though his team is in sec- yourself a small cardboard tion. They'll probably win a there's nothing like it. mates claim to be John Heisman, Falcons and their heart- ond place, he recently said, "I replica of King Rookie, you few more games than I had The tradition, the bands, the Knute Rocknc, "Woody" Hayes breaking, closer-than-it- don't want to say we dropped better have no less than a figured. mascots and the overall I colle- and Paul "Bear" Bryant.] looked, gave-it- out of the race, but that's basi- ten-spot. His more valuable giate-fan enthusiasm for the Oct. 10 Still *1 Miami at #7 everythlng-they-had setback to cally what it amounts to." Way cards are already upwards of Lightning-quick kick retur- game that is missing in the Penn State: The Hurricanes will the Bucks. to spark your team, Lou! $100. Better grab them now, ners are IN THE HOUSE. Two professional atmosphere, makes have to be at their best to hold Of course, I could have writ- before he begins his on-the- of the most electrifying it the best gridiron warfare to back Joe Paterno's squad led by ten pages upon pages about the court assault. players in the NFL strutted watch. senior flanker O.J. McDuffie game itself. But I say: the Mark DeChant The Miami Hurricanes are their stuff this weekend in the when they visit Happy Valley. game Is over, let's move on. OUT THE DOOR I'm sick of Washington-Atlanta game. Miami will lose its only game So, in lieu of the expected seeing that football team every Rookie Desmond Howard took Erik Pupillo of the year 21-17, to a lesser, but post-Ohio State story, I have time I pick up a newspaper or a punt 55 yards for a touch- more determined Nittney Line come up with something turn on ESPN. In fact. III be down. squad seeking to righten last different. My first IN THE the first one celebrating when Not bad, but child's play year's close defeat at Miami. HOUSE special. If you or a Florida State kicks their ass compared to the king of flash, Nov. 14 #7 Penn State at #8 No- team you love is IN THE later this season. the two-sport wonder, the man tre Dame: It was beautiful to HOUSE, congratulations! I Pro boxing is IN THE with two nicknames - Deion watch Penn State spank the have found a special place for HOUSE. Sanders. Neon Deion Prime Fighting Irish for the second you in my heart. If you're OUT Pro wrestling Is OUT THE Time Sanders, dripping with year in a row last season. ND THE DOOR, however, too bad, DOOR gold chains, received the ensu- coach Lou Holtz has had more so sad. Mike Calcagno is OUT THE ing Wckoff at the one-yard line trouble winning against Penn The Dallas Cowboys are IN Cheri Triner is IN THE DOOR. Perhaps the only down and ten seconds later was State than any other team in col- THE HOUSE. Their first-week HOUSE. Cheri, a senior on the side from last year's MAC standing in the 'Skins endzone. lege football. bashing of the Super Bowl cross country team, shattered Champion football team was All rap cliches are IN THE The college football scene is Unfortunately, unless Hotlz is Champion Redskins was only her personal record this past Cal's itsy bitsy little problem HOUSE. wide open this year, with as in charge of watching the game the beginning. This marvelous, weekend on route to winning with the law. Now, his case is "Not!" is OUT THE DOOR. many as six to eight different clock, the Irish and their pound- three-year rebuilding job that the Jeff Drenth Invitational. yet to be solved, or, for that teams that could take home the ing ground game, coupled with a began with a 1-15 team has She set the meet record while matter, even heard in court. The football team is IN THE National Championship. Nittney Lions letdown after beat- reached its crescendo. Head finishing over 20 seconds in Because of that I will refrain HOUSE O.K., I said I would let And it's usually a team that can ing Miami the week before, coach Jimmy Johnson has him- front of the second place wom- from passing judgement it lie and I didn't. Everybody is win its big match-ups during the should be able to wear out Penn self a Super Bowl contender. an. Unfortunately, it appears against the man. still pumped up about this regular season that wins the State, 28-17. Hail, once again, to America's she will have to win the Olym- However, inside sources say team, as well they should be. right to be called numero uno in Nov. 21 «5 Michigan at Ohio Team. pics to earn the BG News' Ath- the evidence against the star After playing against the de- the end. State #17: They can paint Colum- The Cincinnati Reds are OUT lete of the Week. linebacker Is pretty solid. If he fenses of OSU, Wisconsin, and Here's a preview of some of bus Maize and Blue for all I care. THE DOOR. What an example My colleagues on the sports is found guilty, it would be a Eastern Carolina, White and the big games in college football The Wolverines run wild, again, of a good team with a terrible staff are OUT THE DOOR for black eye for the 1991 team, his possee will cut through the this season and how I think 30-14. attitude. Their pitching staff not giving Cheri the award she and a mark against the athletic MAC like swiss cheese. Expect they'll turnout. Nov. 21 #4 Miami at #12 Syra- brought them to within a few clearly deserved. No offense to program's integrity. Naughty, a 7-1 conference record, at the Sept. 19 » 10 Nebraska at #2 cuse: Miami will stay in the hunt games of the division lead. Joe Bair, who played a wonder- naughty, naughty! worst. Washington: This is as tough as it for the National Championship Then a spell of bickering fell ful game. But Cheri won, and Todd Philcox Is IN THE gets for the Huskies who shared by pounding their most competi- G Money is OUT THE DOOR a part of the National Champion- tive Big East rival. over the team, followed by a the football team didn't. ... seeyal few instances of lntersquad Shaquille O'Neal is IN THE ship last year with the Miami To all you upper state New HOUSE, thanks to Bernie's ail- Mark Dcchant Is a sports Hurricanes. fighting. Soon a batting slump HOUSE. Without even playing ing ankle. York lacrosse and soccer-loving- writer and his opinions do not Washington rolled up 618 yards hit the team like The Plague. a single NBA game, the Shaq is quasi-real-dedicated football necessarily express those of in a 36-21 win over the Comhus- fans, you're due for a big letdown All this time, the manage- already one of the most popu- Bernle Kosar is OUT THE The News, kers in Lincoln last year and under the dome, as the Hurri- should be able to do it again. Look canes win a close one, 24-21. for the Huskies to win big, 35-17. Nov. 28 «3 Florida at «4 Florida Oct. 3 «3 Florida State at *1 State: Shane Matthews will show Miami: Anyone who thinks the why a football team needs an Huskies, Huskers to do battle Seminoles can hang with the excellent passer rather than ex- by Rick Warner 'Canes in the Orange Bowl, must ceptional athelete at the quater- The Associated Press enroll in a history course in order back position. Matthews should time last year." bama (minus 9 ) at Arkansas (Little Rock) to study trends throughout the nail down the Heisman Trophy Washington has given up only 17 points in Tide QB Jay Barker is 6-0 as starter ... ALA- years. with a three touchdown perform- Last year's comeback victory over Ne- its first two games, but the Huskies' inside BAMA 21-20. A: Miami has a 45 game win- ance in a 35-31 Gators win braska may have been the turning point in defense isn't as strong as last year without Eastern Michigan (no line) at No. 10 Penn ning streak at home. This whole scenario will unfor- Washington's championship season. Outland Trophy winner Steve Emtman and St. Nittany Lions 6-0 vs. MAC teams... PENN B: The Hurricanes have a 6-1 tunately leave the door open for Trailing 21-9 late in the third quarter, the noseguard Tyrone Rodgers. ST. 45-7. record versus Florida State since an undefeated Washington Hus- Huskies scored 27 straight points to beat the Nebraska has struggled against top teams No. 11 Colorado (minus 21 ) at Minnesota '85. kie team to walk over Michigan Comhuskers 36-21 in Lincoln. Although it in recent years, so the Huskers are anxious Buffaloes routed Gophers 58-0 last season ... C: The only loss came three in the Rose Bowl and claim the was only Washington's second game of the to prove they are still one of the nation's COLORADO 48-24. years ago when current Miami National Championship. season, the victory gave the Huskies the premier programs. They'll get their chance Southern Cal (plus 11 ) at No. 13 Okla- quarterback Gino Torretta was a With the lack of talent and confidence and momentum they needed to against Washington, which is favored by homa Trojans have won three straight over freshman fill-in for an injured competition in the Pac-10 this go 12-0 and win a share of the national title. 7 points.... NEBRASKA27-24. Sooners... OKLAHOMA 35-28. Craig Erickson. He threw four season [the only top 25 team the Saturday night's rematch in Seattle once No. 15 UCLA (plus 1) at Brigham Young interceptions and the Seminoles Huskies play in the Pac-10 is again could be the key to Washington's Florida A&M (no line) at No. 1 Miami Bruins QB Wayne Cook out for season with finally beat Miami. Stanford], and a independent championship hopes. Hurricanes have won 45 straight at Or- knee injury... BYU 31-28. However, Torreta is now a schedule which includes Pacific If the No. 2 Huskies beat the No. 12 Com- ange Bowl... MIAMI 45-7. Northwestern (plus 33) at No. 18 Stanford senior and Miami: will win 28-17. and Nebraska - a squad that has huskers, they'll have a solid shot at another No. 3 Florida St. (minus 10) at No. 16 North Wildcats outscored 91-7 in first two games ... The kicking game will not be a only defeated one top 25 team national title. They don't play UCLA this Carolina St. STANFORD 38-10. factor and neither will Seminole since '88, Don James will not season and they face their three toughest Seminoles' Charlie Ward has thrown 6 TD Cal St.-Fullerton (no line) at No. 19 Geor- quarterback Charlie Ward. have to share the title of Numero Pac-10 opponents - Southern Cal, California passes and 8 interceptions ... FL FLORIDA gia Bulldogs rebound from loss to Tennessee [If DeChant thinks this is Uno with anybody else this and Stanford - at home. 35-28. ...GEORGIA 31-14. FSU's year, then the only House season. But beating Nebraska won't be easy. No. 5 Texas A&M (minus 16) at Missouri No. 22 Georgia Tech (plus 5 ) at No. 20 he's In, is white with padded Erik Pupillo is assistant sports The Comhuskers, who opened their season Aggies seeking best start since 1978 ... Virginia Yellow Jackets won last two years walls where people serve him je- editor ofThe News with easy victories over Utah and Middle TEXAS A&M 21-14. on last-second field goals ... VIRGINIA Tennessee State, have the best tailback tan- Oklahoma St. (plus 30) at No. 6 Michigan 27-19. USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG dem in the country (Derek Brown and Calvin Wolverines won onlv previous meeting in No. 24 Mississippi St. (minus 5) at Mem- Jones) and a better defense than the one that 1926... MICHIGAN44-10. phis St. Memphis lost first two games by gave up 618 yards to Washington last season. No. 7 Notre Dame (minus 14) at Michigan total of 3 points... MEMPHIS ST. 24-23. St. Irish defense boosted by return of Deme- No. 25 Mississippi (minus 6 ) at Vander- FALL ELECTIONS | "I think we're stronger on defense right trius DuBose... NOTRE DAME 38-14. bilt Rebels have won 10 of last 14 road games now," Nebraska coach Tom Osborne said. No. 21 Ohio St. (plus 12 ) at No. 8 Syracuse ... MISSISSIPPI 28-21. "We're still not where we want to be, but Rematch of 1992 Hall of Fame Bowl, won by Last week: 17-3 (straight); 8-8 (spread). we're further ahead than we were at this Orangemen ... SYRACUSE 31-14. No. 9 Ala- Season: 36-3 (straight); 18-13 (spread). Cast your v day, Sept. 17 j j j J Un 9-5 E¥K a KraraKraK S^ aaawawaawowwaoww; Ca -6 i

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Come Live with Us! fftarco's Pizza Preferred Properties 8,h& High — Rental Office Located in the Cherrywood Health Spa Bowling Green: 1045 N. Main St. Fox Run Mini Mall 353-0044 Haven House Manor Small Buildings Free Delivery! Piedmont Frontier Housing Birchwood Place Houses ANY PIZZA SINGLE LARGE PIZZA i $1.00 [single or double) Cheese and 1 Item off Efficiencies, 1 bedroom, 2 bedroom - Furnished or Unfurnished, J Expires $5.95 Laundry facilities available ANY 2 SUBS I 12/31/91 II-30-92 Hand Spun or Pan Pizza All rentals have full use of the Cherrywood Health Spa Hand Spun or Pan Pizza • Additional Itemi SI 25 One Coupon Per Otter No other coupon with rhli oft©* M2 25 h • Bowling Green Store Only Mon-Fri 9:00-4:30 352-9378 353-0044 Page ten The BG News Thursday, September 17, 1992 Quarterback shuffle underway Braves top Reds by Dave Goldberg by Joe Kay The Associated Press mann, who started the Colts' opener but was since 1985, and Chris Chandler fills in for the The Associated Press lieved Greg Swindell, who al- cut the next day and might be signed again Cardinals. lowed just three hits in seven in- by general manager Jim Irsay. In one Sunday matchup of reserves, it'll be nings, and gave up a lead-off The NFL quarterback shuffle is in full Entering this weekend's games, three Philcox's Browns (0-2) at Marinovich's CINCINNATI -- Jeff Blauser's single to Otis Nixon. swing, with six opening-day starters side- season-opening starters are out with injur- Raiders (0-2). two-run homer in the eighth in- Blauser, the Braves' hottest lined for the third week of the season. ies, two more have been benched and Herr- ning powered Atlanta to a 3-2 vic- hitter, pulled a 1-2 pitch over the At Cleveland, Bernie Kosar's out with a mann was cut. The injured threesome is Ko- "Obviously, this is what I'm here for," said tory Wednesday night over Cin- left-field wall for his 13th homer. broken ankle and Todd Philcox is in. And so sar (out six weeks), the New York Jets' Philcox, a 1991 Plan B signee who was left cinnati, the Braves' first win this Blauser is 16 for 36 (.444) with is Mike Tomczak, signed Wednesday by the Browning Nagle (finger) and the Phoenix unprotected by Cincinnati. "I look forward season at Riverfront Stadium. three homers in his last 10 Browns as the backup's backup. Cardinals' Timm Rosenbach (shoulder). to getting a chance to start. Unfortunately, it The Braves broke their seven- games. The Los Angeles Raiders simply benched a Jack Trudeau, who started the Colts' sec- comes at the expense of Bernie's injury." game losing streak at Riverfront healthy but ineffective Jay Schroeder in ond game, has an injured back. Philcox played in four games last season and and reduced their number for Mike Stanton (4-4) got the win favor of Todd Marinovich. The new backups this week are Schroeder was 20 of 49 for 317 yards with two touch- clinching the NL West to eight. with 21-3 innings in relief of Pete And at Indianapolis, nobody knows who's and San Diego Chargers' Bob Gagliano, who downs and two interceptions in the presea- The Reds are their closest pur- Smith, who held the Reds to a going to start Sunday night against the Buf- actually became a second-stringer two son. Tomczak, who signed a one-year deal suers, trailing by 10. pair of RBI ground outs over six falo Bills. It could be Jeff George, Jack weeks ago. Nagle is expected to be replaced for a reported $425,000, said, "I am the Scott Ruskin (4-2) failed to hold innings. Mark Wohlers got the Trudeau or Tom Tupa, or even Mark Herr- by Ken O'Brien, who was the Jets' starter backup quarterback right now." a 2-1 lead in the eighth. He re- last two outs for his fourth save. Classified The BG News

Progressive Student Organization brings back Alpha Phi Victoria Alpha Phi FIJI SK3 KAP * PHI SIG ZBT ZBT ZBT CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS a most missed activity: Hope your week is going well. I'm most excited RUSH The sisters o! Sigma Kappa would liko to con- Greg Snnson COMMUNITY OPEN SHARE to be your forget-me-not Keep up that great A- FIJI gratulate Debbie Sullivan on her recent lava- And the Brothers of Zeta Beta Tau This event is intellectually exciting that invites Phi spin tl hermg to Phi Sig Jeff Busmger. Best Wishes!! Best of luck with Rush GAMMA PHI BETA * SIGMA PHI EPSILON Attention Kohl Hall Residents you to change and grow, that nurtures and Loveya-E. Pnntki The sisters of Gamma Phi Beta send their Juta Vo» Pete Marlon* for USO Senator. He's supports your expressive abilities, and that is Alpha Phi Victoria Alpha Phi SIGMA KAPPA warmest wishes to Lisa Woodruff and congrat- "The Right Tool for me Right Job". Vote In the relaxing and fun all at once. Highest GPA Blg/LII Maryann Mcltwee & ulations to Ohio University Sigma Phi Epsilon Commons Cafeteria from 4pm - 6 30pm. Poetry reading, thoughts, music, parachute Clare Rohrbach jumping and cow tipping Alpha PhiJen Dietrich Alpha Phi Kevin Ryan on their long awaited en Most Improved Pledge Karen Podnar ATTENTION' ALL STUDENTS REQUIRED TONIGHT 9 00 p m at United Christian Fel- Finally! You have your pearl" I'm so happy for gagememMHooty! Hootyt Most Improved Active I JM fofftntS WANTED TO TAKE ELE. ED. METHODS COURSES you. but when is the diamond commg?l Always in TTKE, lowship, corner of Ridge and Thurstin (EDCI 350. 351, 352. 353, 355. 356) MUST I love my big) The Sisters of Gamma Phi SIGMA KAPPA ' SIGMA KAPPA APPLY FOR METHODS THE SEMESTER Love, Congratulations Siefanie Aye on your recent BEFORE ENROLLMENT! DEADLINE to apply Lil Kelly Heart felt congratulations to Denis* Nleder- lavalienng to Lambda Chi Aaron Holtz. Best Apartment to share -1 male roommate. lor Spring 1993 Ele. Ed Methods Tuesday. LOST & FOUND myn and Marine Pic. Shawn McGuire on Wishes' Close to campus. September 22. 5:00 pm. Application forms their pre-engagement! Call 354-2843 AOTT * Alpha Omicron Pi' AOTT So Much Fun We Couldn't Wait For Spring' available in 529 Education. Much love in TTKE. Congratulations Lisa Verna Undergraduate Alumni Association presents: The Sisters of Gamma Phi Be a D.J. LOST and Heather Anderson on Mud Volleyball Artists and Writers Needed* Fall D J classes for W8GU-F M Reward' Gold rope necklace with the number being selected as 92 93 Falconottes1 Sunday. September 27 Locally produced Science Fiction. Fantasy, GAMMA PHI BETA pledges arefl! starling Thursday. Sept. 24.1992 44 and a hoop & ball on it. II found, call We are proud of youlll and Horror magazine is now seeking black and Classes will be in 111 South Hall 372 6471. Cash reward of $75. Please return. AOTT * AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT GAMMA PHI BETA pledges are «1l Pick up an application at trie white artwork, poetry, and stories of less than at 9pm for 5 weeks GAMMA PHI BETA pledgesare «i! Mleti Alumni Center 6,000 words. Fiction and poetry submissions Be a 0 J. for the "Radio with Teeth" $35 per coed team can be sent either to: Glimpses Magazine. P.O. WBGU FM88 1 SERVICES OFFERED BGPRO - BGPRO - BGPRO - BGPRO Alpha Phi's 4 Alpha Gamma Delta's! Applications are due September 18. Box 751. BG. OH 43402 or to Mchael Anyone interested in Public Relations? Get pumped lor the greatest date party to ever Contact the UAA olfico at 372-6849 Haynes, 313 Offenhauer West via Campus Come to BG PROS Informational Night hit BG' The Syracuse Triad will be incredible' A for more information Mail. Arosis should query by phone: 372-6354. BILL CLINTON WEEK ROCKS ON! Pregnant? We can help. Thu'S .Sept. 17.7:30pm. special thanks to Syracuse University for We're coming over tonighti We're the College Free pregnancy tests & supportive services 105 South Hall founding 3 of the greatesil Hope to see you all Dems and we're coming to your dorm room to- in 1 1/2 weeks* SPORTS CLUBS ANY SPORT CLUB THAT 1 Call 354-4673 BG Pregnancy Center. HELP WANTED ntohj to get you registered to vote Love. HAS NOT REGISTERED WITH THE SPORT TUTORING ONE ON ONE FOR COMPUTER CIRCUIT WORKOUT"! CLUB OFFICE. 108 REC CENTER, MUST DO FIRST-YEAR UNDERGRADUATES Looking for an intense aerobic and strength The sisters of Gamma Phi Beta SCIENCE 100. $2.00 OFF SESSION WITH SOBYSFPTCMBER2I.1992 How's n going so fa/? For a chance training workout?" Try the NEW Circuit Work- THIS AD. CALL 354-7774. Hockey League forming! Games on Tues- to talk about how your're getting out 900 am Mon & Wed in the Spectrum Starting Soon $252 50 days * Wednesdays in Flndlay. 15 mm. along al BG, come to: Weight Room at the Student Rec Center. Kujichugulia A Support Group For Black SeH 50 funny, college T-shirts and make THE FRESHMAN ROUND-TABLE from BG. For more info, call Steve at BGSU Female Students $252 50 No financial obligation. Avg. sales Thurs.. Sept. 17 PERSONALS Condoms By Mail Protect your health & priv- 352-5112. Starting Date: Fridays (Oct. 2-Nov. 20) erne ■ 4-6 hours. Choose from 12 designs. For acy with name brand condoms Call 24 hours 1030a.m.- I2noon KAPPA PHI: Time: 11:00 am -1:00pm more info call Iree 1 -800-733-3265. in the ProutHali Lounge lor Iree puce list. 1-800-292-7274. Advanced Registration Required A Chnstian women's service organization. 15-25 over-weight men A women to participate Sponsored by the Counseling Center Deadline: September 27.1992 CORNER GRILL Want more information? in weight loss program for advertising pur- Now open on Sundays Call Michelle, 352-7975. Contact: Candice Richardson 352-4654 VOTE TODAY in Union Foyer poses. Must have at least 20 lbs. to lose. Can from6am- 2pm. JoAnn I iplord Sanders 352-7199 LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA Scottfe Formu3.354.i500 LAGA Michael is Lona Somerviile Attention The Lesbian and Gay Alliance*, i hold a for DJ from TROYS is HE RE FOR STUDENT COURT NEEDS YOU! meeting this Thursday at 8 30pm in the Business Students and Entrepreneurs: Undergraduate Student Government FOR YOUR ETHNIC HAIR NEEDS Undergraduate Student Government Sign up for an interview in 405 Student Ser- United Christian Fellowship Center (corner of Earn $7,000-8,000 next summer while building Of ICampus District CAMPUS HO SALON ' 354-2244 Vote Today vices. Interviews: Sept. 22-24. Returning your resume and gaining an internship TASP Ridge and Thurstin). The meeting is free and Off Campus Distnct members, please call open to all homosexual, bisexual, and suppor- International is hiring college students to till "The Commuter's Voice" management positions throughout Oho, par- Dve heterosexual members of the community. Dear Roomie. The American Marketing Association member- Don't forget' Discretion is used. Our late mte snacks are great, but I'm starting ship drive is on in the B.A. building from Sept. 8 ticularly m Sandusky, Findlay, Uma, Medina, VOTE SOMERVILLE and all of the Cleveland suburbs For more LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA LAGA to put on weight. So. today, I signed up for The 18 Well's 8 week Student Weight Management information call 1-800-543-3792 LAGA VOTE THURSDAY To all the WILD ANDCRAZY WOMEN in Program. You can too' Choose Tues. eves or M T MUGGS HAPPY HOURS RUSH GROUP 02: Babysitting m my home. MATT FAIR Wed afternoons Call 372 8302 or 372-6303 Daily until 8:00 Mock trial team Meet your much missed Rho Chi's tonight Days 354 1065 DEE ZEE DEE ZEE Specials on Pitchers & Bottled Beer (Thursday) m the Grand Ballroom immediately Organizational meeting USG SENATE Thurs & Fit Food Special 9pm BA 100 CONGRATULATIONS PLEDGE BABY STE following your Panhel Pledge Ceremony. Look Boy with car for clean-up and yardwork 50cent Hotdogs. Pizza. Tacos & more for us sporting our favonie T-shirt (againI). Mon Sept 21 MATT FAIR PHANIE ON YOUR OFFICE Of PLEDGE 686-4527 CUSS PRESIDENT 2 Ch.lidogs $ i .00-12 Wings lor $2 50 Miss ya - LJ, Linda, and Mary DZ LOVE AND MINE. M.T, Muggs Sunday Football PRESIDENT'S AND ADVISORS OF •« 8GSU LAW SOCIETY " Campus sales rep wanted for one of the lead- PLEDGE MOM JULIE Steak Dmner Special $6.00. TODAY TODAY TODAY TODAY STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS... Even/one welcome. 1st meeting: Mon.. Sept. ing college travel companies in the country. Mark your calendars for Thursday, September 2Tst OR Sept. 22nd BA 100. Bpm. or calf Earn cash commissions, free ski trips and/or Earn Collage Credit & Professional Ex per. 17.1992 from 7:00 • 8 30 p.m. for the President 3532334 DG Lil' Juh. Gardner DG Keep your chin up' Spnng Break tips to Cancun. Jamaica. Baha- and Advisors Reception. This reception will Get Psyched for Initiation"' Things will get better' The Washington Center Irrtemsiilp >••., ■ C.i ■ BOO f>66 4857 for info take place in the Lenhart Grand 8allroom. Per- A VOTE FOR SCOTTIE MICHAELIS L.I.T.B. Love- Into Sessions: EARN $1,500 WEEKLY mailing our circu- tinent information regarding organizational pol- supports Community Open Share Sessions. Your Big. Your sis - 2:30 pm Tafl Room • Union lars!...Begin NOW!... FREE packet! SEYS, icies as well as specific information regarding Helping to bridge the gap that occurs between Carr* Kelly Dt.pt. 235, Box 4000. Cordova, TN your position will be dispersed. For reserva- the University setting and the Off-Campus A W.C.I. Exec Will Be There 36018-4OOO tions, please call the SAO Office at 372-2643 Community, which keeps us so often isolated to Answer Your Questions from one anoiher Don'twantioiointhe Omega Phi Alpha Omega Phi Alpha This is an excellent opportunity to meet other typical Fraternity... Local company seeking CS, MIS and Account- PEACE The sisters of Omega Phi Alpha would like to campus leaders and a fun way to start the year' Neither didwe' ing majors with 3.0 GPA for Spnng 1993 co-op. congratulate Sonja Latin on her recent en- Vote Today" Pays @ $l.600vmonth. Call 372-2451 or stop SKYDIVING NowmBG Most exciting thing RUSH PHI KAPPA TAU gagement to Vinco Magnam. Best Wishes' Aloha Phi Christy Null Alpha Phi by 238 Admin Bldg. to do at BGSU 10 mins. from BGSU campus Gmega Phi Alpha ' Omega Phi Alpha UVINGSTON Missy Thles Part-time lawn maintenance. Knickerbocker. Visa & MC accepted Skydive B G Inc Dry Cleaning Sen/ice The sisters of Omega Phi Alpha would like 352-5200 Collegiate Connection Call 352-5355 Get psyched for an awesome tea with tie to congratulate Kim Romer on her recant FOR USG. The Philosophy Club will be having it's first SAE's and your pledge retreat 11 love my For- 352-8333 engagement to Chuck Rainhard. Best Part-time, miscellaneous, maintenance jobs. annual meeting on Thursday at 6.30. 301 gei-Mo-Nots" Wishes! __ Vote Today' Kn.ckerDocker Call 35? 5822 Shatzel Hail Please join us' Educat>on Major? Progressive Student Organization brings back PICTURE PERFECT Alpha Phi Love A Mne OS E A is having TREASURER'S OF REGISTERED ORGANI- a most missed activity: PHOTO CLIPPERS Kelly ZATIONS its first meeting COMMUNITY OPEN SHARE Tuxedo Rental Earn $75 to $125 per day. Work without pres- Don't forget to make your reservation for the Sept. 20th. 800p.m. This event is intellectually exoting that invites Collegiate Connection sure Call anytime. 1-800-643-1345 WEIGHT ROOM AWARENESS CLINIC m the Grand Ballroom you to change and grow, that nurtures and 352 8333 Treasurer's Workshop which wiU be held on SALES/MARKETING POSITION AVAILA- Come and learn more about the nautilus and Be there and find out supports your expressive abilities, and that is Tuesday. September 22. 1992 in Room 1007 BLE universal weights at the Student Rec Center what we're all about. relaxing and fun all at once. of the Business Administration Annex. This UNIVERSITY DANCE ALLIANCE PART-TIME OR FULL TIME this Saturday. Sept I9ihat 11:00 am1 Poetry reading, thoughts, music, parachute workshop will take place from '/ 00-8 30 pm. A dance interest organization open to all. EXPERIENCE PREFERRED BUT NOT RUSH jumping and cow tipping. Contact the Student Activities office at Informational meeting • • NECESSARY PHI TONIGHT 9:00 pm. at United Christian Fel- 372-2843 for more information WHAT IS CO-OP? Thurs. Sept. 17.9:00pm Eppler North FOR MORE INFO. CALL 353-6692 KAPPA lowship, corner of Ridge and Thurstin. Work and Play in the Nation's Capital Career-Related Experience! Come A see what it is all about! P8I Find oul how to get Involved at RUSH UNIVERSITY DANCE ALLIANCE Earn TUES, SEPT. 22 Student or grad student to teach the Italian ••CO-OP KICK-OFF" PHI College Credit A Professional Experience CARNIVAL NIGHT an Info session for Frosh.Soph,& Jrs. KAPPA language. Call 352-5627 The Washington Center Internship THURS.SEPT. 24 USG-USG-USG-USG-USG Fri.Sept 18. 3:30pm, 1007 BAA PSI Info Session: WING FUNG ■Fail Elections DON'T MISS IT!!! TUES. SEPT 22 Thursday. September 17th. 230 p.m Thursday, Sept. 17 372-2451 for details CARNIVAL NIGHT FOR SALE Taft Room - Union 'Voting can be done at: THURS.SEPT 24 Call Co-op at 2-2451 for details. The Union Foyer, 9-5 pm SCOTTIE MICHAELIS WING FLING Nearest Cafeteria, 4-6 pm USG (OFF-CAMPUS) 1966 Honda Accord Dx Hatchback, 5 speed, SIGMA KAPPA "Results wHI be announced Ridding the campus and sunroof. AMf M stereo cassette. 3750. Inter- 1 si place in AOTT/Oelt goofy golfer. Fri., Sept. 18 at 9:00 In Prout Lobby community from unjust policies esied? Call Manaat 352-6209. Way logo SigKaps* 'You can also register to vote In SCOTTIE is currently a USG The November Elections 1987 Mazda 626LX. Sun, loaded, dark grey Senator. Scottie helped put Show you care about change and progress at Your vote can make a difference. w/power sunroof, great shape. $7000 080. condoms in campus BGSU. VOTE FOR BARRY HIRSCHMAN for USG - USG - USG • USG • USG Call 354-2843 vending machines. DistrictOne Senator this Thursday and feelDAMN PROUD you did. VoteScottieMichaelis Carver MO 5t MagneDc Field Power Amplifier for 140w into 8ohms - 220w in to 4ohms USG Off-Campus Senator Only 1 5 years old. $300 o.b.o. "Hell touch your heart and mind with the inspiration to understand." 2 Sanyo dorm size refrigerators. Only 1 year old. $45 each.

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