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USB'S I First~~,80 stdet President an the Goes to Washington 6 BY ALEXANDRA CRUZ 1.800 students and they system, was named its faculty on research. Statesman Editor,__ . were about to grant the Chancellor; he held this Toll has served as Acting Stony Brook's first first Ph.D.," Toll said. position until 1989. President of Washington College university president, John S. "By the time I left, we had Although Toll is no longer since last January, and last spring Toll, will be inaugurated this 17,000 students, and in Chancellor, he still serves as accepted the invitation of the month as Washington addition to arts and Chancellor Emeritus. Board to continue as president. College's 25th president. sciences and engineering, During his early years at Toll will be replacing Toll, who served as we had added schools of the University of Maryland, Charles H. Trout, who served as president at Stony Brook for public affairs, medicine, Toll helped found the president of Washington College thirteen years, will be dentistry, nursing, allied Universities Research for five years. inaugurated on the 16th. health professions, basic Association, a consortium Ceremonies will be held on Washington College, which is health sciences and social involving 34 universities. the Washington College located in Maryland, was work, and had begun The consortium featured Campus. Washington College founded in 1782 by George construction of a research programs in high is a small liberal arts college Washington. Washington hospital." energy physics, formed to with only 900 students coming College was the first college After leaving Stony build and to operate the from more than 32 countries. founded in the United States. Brook in 1978, Toll National Accelerator Delegates from universities -Toll started his career at returned to the University Laboratory. from around the nation will the University of Maryland- of Maryland, where he In 1989, when Toll left welcome Toll at the in 1953, where he served as served as president and his position as Chancellor, inauguration ceremony. chair of the Department of presided over a system of he returned to the Toll received his Physics and Anatomy for five campuses. Toll then, consortium, this time to a bachelor's degree in physics thirteen years. Toll began his at the request of then- membership of more than-80 from Yale University in 1944 tenure here at Stony Brook in Governor Schaefer, universities. served in the Navy during 1965, and was a professor of helped in the merger of John S. Toll Toll returned to the WWII and received his Ph.D. physics. Maryland's two public University of Maryland last from Prince University. E Toll remembers his time university systems, which system. summer to work with 7 at Stony Brook. "When I would later become the Toll, at the founding of graduate students and was appointed, there were University of Maryland the University of Maryland INDEX Shin Yes Its Dim Light Soul As) dum NEWS (pages 1-5) Jones Beach Rocks to the Tunes of Soul band. Rather, I would venture a guess that half of the concert-goers were POLICE BLOTTER and the Jayhawks twenty one and over. Motorcycle Stolen Asylum, Matthew Sweet One major difference I observed - Page 2 Soul Asylum brought it's easily release, as well as it's commercial from hearing Soul Asylum live is that THE WASHINGTON CHRONICLES rock with Grave Dancers Union. they are much heavier than would be accessible, good-natured breakthrough Meeting With a Congressman Matthew Sweet, Victoria Williams and The second song into the set, expected from merely listening to their - Page 3 the Jayhawks to Jones Beach on August "Somebody To Shove" brought the fans albums. Yes they were much louder, but 30th, and put on one of the best live to their feet with it's swirling guitar the guitar playing by Pirner, and most EDITORIAL (page 6-7) shows I have ever seen. propelled energy and youthfulU \wnoticeably by lead guitarist Daniel Rumor has it that the bar was intense and pulse EDITORIAL: as being the best live ban ,ng, as evidenced on songs Don't Believe Everything You America. I was skeptical oi st Like Anyone",'99%", Hear Page 6 before the concert, but by the ry", . and "Black Gold". - Co. also played, to show I realized that Soul A r and FEATURES (pages 8-12) very well be one of the best satisfaction a few of their A staggering amount c ,re obscure songs, one THE FINAL GRADE i continues... was put out from hich in particular "I Can't Soul Asylum energy -Page 8 fans, ven Tell" buried on the last both the band and the AUTOTALK as the two formed an track of last years Clerks Lincoln Continental 8 amiable symbioti soundtrack had me - Page relationship for about an ho singing along at the top of and forty five minut my lungs and yelling for ACCORDING TO EVE Regardless of whether one I Of course, on a few The Broken Ladder - Page 10 the band or not, Soul Asylu- ey slowed down a bit, all it's vocalist/guitarist Dave lowing the audience their SPORTS (pages 13-16) showed the crowd what t -rgy on songs like the hit I best, while simultaneously: Train", "To My Own great time in the process. 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Lazio find; (1) a low turn out of citizens, and (2) a group of Action Network," were trying to really wanted and needed input from his constituency citizens lobbying for a certain bill or program. This aquire more funds for research in and does it by conducting these informal meetings. was certainly the case when I went to meet finding a cure to Parkinson's As Lazio said during this meeting, "We need to Representative Rick Lazio (R-NY), my disease. A bill realize that local governments should do more than the congressman's district "public _ ~~~~~~~~was introduced; state and federal government." Maybe "all politics is meeting."V I V ~~~~~~~H.R.1462 (and local", after all. - ^ / _ ~~~~~~~itscomp-anion S. There is one thing, however, that r X A - o rIt was different at Lazio's meeting. He _ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~684)- which IdId -.d .4 7 would establish was informal by having us form a I-A - -dd , . - --, ---- -4 --- -.&- Casting Call circle, so we could have more of an r e s e a r c h Jeff Lipsky, a Plainview Long Island native, has open discussion. After asking us for I institutions to written and will direct an independent feature film our permission, Lazio went on with his presentation. help find a cure for Parkinson's disease, as well as entitled "Childhood's End." The film is a modem anti- Not only does it show how courteous he was, it shows aiding those with the disease. coming of age dramatic comedy, focusing on a how close to the people he wants to be. The bill would authorize $100 million in the next charismatic 18-year-old photography prodigy, and the Most of his presentation dealt with the budget fiscal year, of that $10 million would go towards impact, both positive and negative, that his confidence battles. Lazio showed us intelligently, why we need Parkinson research institutions. The group explained has on both family and friends as he starts a job and to balance the federal budget and eliminate the federal the importance of funding towards finding a cure for moves away from home. deficit. Lazio even addressed the issue of Medicare this disease. Lazio mentioned that the National The film will be shooting at various Long Island and how the GOP is planning to control the rate of Institute for Health's budget was increased by 5%, locations from September 13 through October 13. One growth (not cutting back) on that entitlement. One under the Labor, HHS, and Education Appropriations scene, a high school basketball game, will be filmed on senior citizen asked, "Why does the media say the GOP Bill (H.R. 2127). Sept. 17 at Plainview-Bethpage JFK High School in is cutting back on Medicare and Medicaid?" The group counteracted, saying the bill was not Plainview, L.I. The filming will invovie 200 extras. During his presentation, he showed us how he tried geared towards Parkinson research. Lazio did not want For this scene and several others, the filmmakers to restore $600 million in housing programs. to commit himself to the bill, but promised he will meet are seeking Long Island residents - men and women of Remember, Lazio is the chairman of the Housing and and talk with the NIH representatives concerning all ages - mainly teenagers, college kids and adults ages Community Opportunity Subcommittee of the House Parkinson disease. The Parkinson group was 30 - 60, who would be interested in participating in the Banking Committee. (He even laughed when I called disappointed, but they were able to get Lazio to talk film as extras. No acting experience is necessary. him "Mr. Chairman". As an old joke in Washington with NIH. This made and everyone leave with a happy As the film is a low-budget film, extras will not be goes, "You have to call every other congressman, 'Mr. face and marked the beginning of a good relationship. paid. However, meals will be provided on the set. Extras Chairman' because of the many committees of I'm glad Lazio was open and honest with the group. must also provide their own transportation. Congress.") Just after the meeting I asked Lazio about House Anyone who is interested should cal Ilena Elevitch Leader's Dick Armey's (R-TX) flat tax Lazio said, "There are things we need to spend Majority - at"L ,A.,(212) A 16-1 726-2925. I AINJ - And tell her Statesman sent ivou. --. E

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The c a u s e Matthew Sweet, is that while all Jayhawk's set death was of the other bands arrived in overstayedwas too long one thing but women made him nervous" limousines, he humbly was and h the put a smile on my face and made me wish dropped off by a cab, rocked the hift- hiQ-zt I wrote that line. ianprsnhaudienceein^. nntna.rnhfor forty minutes, and their welcome. eT h I At the conclusion of the final song I. 11 I1 , in the set, the band left the stage and This is a regular guy who has the fans proceeded to cheer wildly for immense song writing talent, and is vocals for a few songs including the doesn't receive a grade sinc~e Soul ten minutes, until Pirner returned to an extremely skilled guitar player. If well written "Summer of Drugs" and Asylum and Sweet didn't deserve the stage with members of the there were people in the audience who "Crazy Mary" but her voice was too to be punished by The Jayhawk's Jayhawks, Matthew Sweet, and have never heard of him before the shrill, and didn't fit the music well. boring set and the high-pitched Victoria Williams to do an additional show, they probably have his album The Jones Beach crowd began Williams. El four songs. by now. Sweet performed the sixties- per cylinder V8 the evening Same" to the crowds liter, 260 HP, four-valve The true final song of ish "We're The fod95Lncl off vaguely familiar, but I "Superdeforned" and Ahretye started approval. mst recen in it ls.Tepwrln couldn't quite place it until the "Ugly Truth" were both heavy rockers Contientais Ford's i~~~~nie chorus, which everyone at Jones -hat had plenty of heavy guitar riffs, IThe restyled for '95 Lincoln liter, 260 HP, four-valve per cylinder V8 knew; Glen Campbell's country while the truly underrated song Beach Continental is Ford's most recent for motivation. It's as smooth as the best "Rhinestone Cowboy". With "Girlfriend" never sounded better. song addition to its decades-long line of engines in its. class. The powerplant realized that among all the Sweet ended his set with "Sick of this, I luxury vehicles. The nicely redone delivers ga ileage of 16 city and 23 6grunge" after repeating the bands brooding Myself.' to cheers interior is typical of the attention the highway (EPA 17/25) in this 3,972- proudly ten times. Of contemporaries,-Soul Asylum ending over about pound vehicle. Zero to 60 that it will never fall on a CD, this would get makes it clear course acceleration was timed at but since this was a concert into that classification. tedious, 8.5 a seconds. Fuel act for the show only got the crowd more riled up The first opening it efficiency-ranks near the .Class leaders; accelerative ability is below par. The engine was mated to a standard four-speed automatic overdrive transmission with lock-up \H01lS, torque converter and Se1facl ~on manufacturer paid to cosmetics; it sports Traction Control- ($360). Both worked 7 im pC C ~routo companShe cale Flwr exceptionally comfortable leather seats well. a~ and a finely done wood applique dash. 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It's always fascinating how one Postlewaite and Kevin Spacey "remembers" and automatically resets these quirks, saying "they're all like , can come along and plummet a relatively I walked out halfway through "The Usual "adjustables" such as the seat position, that." H unknown to instant stardom. That's what Suspects." Too much violence, too many mirror angles, radio station presets, Similarly, the Continental uses a "Speed" did for Sandra Bullock. four-letter words, too much garbled plot. . lighting and many other items for semi-active air suspension with driver- Also veree interesting! Blake . The girls still aren't pulling down the big dash Q each driver. Heated mirrors are adjustable firmness. It works as well as g Edwards came right out at a dinner in his millions like the boys, but Meg Ryan is standard, too, as is a Lexus-type the steering, and that's not good. The V honor and mentioned a subject people have getting $6 mil for her next,-"Courage "virtual image" instrument panel. dealers who knew of the steering's 13 been whispering about for years. I read Under Fire". .. Aside to Donna D. of Driver and passenger airbags enhance idiosyncrasies also were aware of the (^ where Julie Andrews' husband, on Hollywood, Fla.: Be patient. You'll soon safety, as do five-mile-per-hour suspensions. Combined with mediocre X accepting the Career Achievement Award be seeing Christopher Walken in "The bumpers and four-wheel power disc mud and snow radials, it's not a happy § from Cinema Chicago, praised his co- Funeral". .. Can you believe what's anti lock brakes. Roomy heated front situation. Tony Adams for his work, adding happening to Divine Brown after her fling s| producer seats, adequate capacity CFC-free air Overall, the steering and suspension A3 laughingly, "People say we're lovers and with Hughie? From hooker to stardom conditioning, decent cupholders and are so quirky this vehicle can't be Julie denies this, but what else can she overnight.. . Must be something to being § much more round out the long list of recommended. Its problems may not be dh do?"????????? a Western star. Gene Autry, Dale Evans, standard features. immediately apparent during a short test Barrymore isn't all fluff and Roy Rogers, all well into their 80s, c, Drew Continental employs Ford's 4.6 drive, but they're definitely there. El and body baring. Not with all those The J tattoos See. HOLLYWOOD, Page 9 C) 1995 King Features Synd.

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But so far, getting buried in the loss column. at St. Bonaventure, 2-1 on goals while making 4 saves. women's soccer team harbored maturity has been precisely their As it turns out this is exactly what Monday; and yesterday's loss at Several of those goals were shot from last Saturday's start of the problem. they are facing when they go to home. at point blank range as the Stony season must be seriously Before their first game Cornell this Friday where they "Anytime in a loss it is a Brook backs completely failed to tempered by the results of their Saturday, Ryan noted how critical will play Colgate first and then result of a compilation of things," clear the ball. first three games. m5it w as f or th e team Cornell on Sunday. Ryan said after the game. "In By the time Cobb scored her Yesterday's 7-2 to pick up some Ryan downplayed the each game we have gotten behind final goal on a unassisted play at humbling at the hands SEAWOLVES 2 wins before heading inexperience of her freshman (10 early allowing a lot of soft goals 78:02 the game had become an of the Iona Gaels was ION 7 upstate to play players) and the loss of two-time that we shouldn't have and insurmountable rout. the latest sign that this IONA .7 ranked Colgate and team lead scorer Kim Canada missing [our] shots on goal. We "We definitely came out is not last year. Last week, head Cornell at the Cornell tournament. (academic ineligibility). The just weren't ready and focused. more focused in the second half," coach Susan Ryan expressed Cornell is ranked six and Colgate team could have used a little Our young players got rattled Iona coach Rob Seipp said. optimism that a core of key seven in the region. scoring help as they were when they fell behind. Today we "Cobb exhibited a tremendous couldn't score when we got into will to win and led us to victory. a difficult spot and our defense We made great passes and played broke down." a great possession game today." The 'Wolves actually scored He added without realizing first against Iona on a wide-open Kim Canada's status: "I'm just shot from Amanda Piccirillo on glad Canada wasn't in there. She an assist from Jen Ruel at 25:01. has just always killed us in the Iona scored the only other first past." half goal as Ashley Cobb sprinted Back on the sideline of the on a break away to tie the game- stuggling Seawolves, "Cornell at 39:42. In the first half, the and Colgate will be a stretch for 'Wolves had seven shots on goal us," Ryan later said of this to Iona's two. weekend's games. "Winning The second half is when the before this would have given us flood gates opened and Ashley some backbone. Going in will put Cobb took over, scoring three pressure On us. But we can more goals. The Seawolves compete with them." suffered a complete breakdown Notes: Jodie Klein had to on defense, allowing shot after leave the field during the first half shot by the Gaels from within because of what appeared to be goal range. an ankle injury. She did not return As the Wolves tried to push for the second half. There is no the ball on offense, Iona was able estimate on when she will return to get break away goals using to action. O terrific passing. Freshman Jamie Owen who made her debut as a CUBIE SPEAKS, Photo Courtesy of Umar Sherwani Stony Brook player at goalkeep Allison Behrens, right, battles lona's Holly Hutton for control in the Seawolves' 7-2 loss, yesterday. by replacing Jodi Yerys at the half, PAGE 15 Volleyball Looking for Sixth Post-Season Bic1 BYKORNEL CHANG Gomileyiss a tremendous outside hitter and the with the additions of Elka Samuels, Ann Curtis, and "But if we can get consistency during the season, Special to The Statesman coach is lookingg for her to really pound away this Camie Doyle, all of whom are expected to provide this will be a tremendously difficult team to beat." The volleyball team's inaugural season at the season. She is the team captain and the team's immediate help in the hitting and blocking The Seawolves have a very rough schedule Division IIlevel began on Friday against C.W. Post. success will hintge a great deal on her performance department. ahead of them. In the month of September alone, Head Coach TeriTiso is very enthusiastic about the this year. Wardi isexpected to provide the consistent "I don't want to put too much pressure on the they play six eams that made the-NCAA tournarent upcoming season and her optimism iswell-wairanted. hitting to compli Cement Gormley on the outside. freshmen, but I expect them to be outstanding this last year. The Seawolves return all but one starter from "I am look ing for Maura and Jolie to step up year," Coach Tiso said. This young team will desperately need to build last year's team which posted it's fifth consecutive and provide the ;clutch hiting and leadership this Although the team is loaded with talent and confidence early in order to be successful throughout postseason bid, and to complement the veterans, there year," Tiso said. depth, the team is still very young. They only have theseason. Confident that this will be the beginning are seven freshmans. According to coach Tiso, the The team''s success will also hinge on the one senior on the entire team: Gormley. The coach of another 'successful chapter in the womens freshmen make up one of the best recruiting classes perfonmanceoft he outstandinglreshmen class. Tiso realizes that there will be growing pains, and already volleyball at Stony Brook, Tiso said if the team could in Stony Brook volleyball history. is particularly eexcited about freshman sensation, she notices the lack of consistent play in practice. play .500 until theAlbany Invitational, the 'Wolves Tiso, starting her 15th season as the women's Sarah Boeckel, iwho was the starting setter at Sweet Tiso sees consistencyas the key to the entire season. be in good shape to make a run at the post-season. head volleyball coach, is thrilled at the chance to Home H.S., horme of the N.Y. State Champions in 'Our team plays great at times, and poorly at 'We have an exciting season ahead," said Tiso. compete at Division H. She realizes that there is a women's HighS ;choolVolleyball. Tiso is also thrilled others; this is the sign of a young team," she said. 'But with our youth the future looks even better." L tremendous amount of pressure to be competitive because of the enormous success women's volleyball Men's Soccer Prepares for D-II Demands has achieved in the past. BY VIDISHA PAMRASARM the team," said Coach Nick Sansom. "We against C.W. Post. "Our track record at the Division III level Special to The Stu2et sm an ______will be facing tough experienced opponents "Post is a worthy opponent," said speaks for itself, so we would like to be competitive The new fall season brings about many some of which at one point last season were member SaaM Jalayer, "but we're ready." at this new level and possibly get a postseason bid," changes for thie athletes of the men's soccer in the top five in the country." The men's soccer team has a tough said Coach Tiso. team. This is Coach Sansom's fifth season at season ahead of it, and from the looks of t on > of-::0 j the most notable retuees who will Not only edoes the team have to deal S y Brook. Since he became coach in things, they are working veryhard to adjust toy0memin that past level of success are Maura with the loss of four starters, but also the 1991, the team has continued to excel each to a division that demands more'-0 both J ad Jolie Wa Also returning areInna intense competition of being a Division Iprogressing year. physically and mentally. AMnoz^ind Christina Goblet to provide additional team. This status which has only been "We're working hard and put the time "We know what to expect," said offense on the weak side. implemented Ithis fall season poses new and effort in every day,? said Palillo. Sansom. Moving from Division III to However, much of the offensive burden will challenges foir the team. Returning to the The members of the team did not seem Division I is definitely a big change, credit fall uponGonmley and Ward. They are the two most team this year as the only seniors are captain to lose spirit after their losses last weekend and support is long overdue to this team for established hitters on the team and were among the Ron Palillo alnd Eric "Puppy" Rodreguez. to Concordia 1-0 and Bloomsburg 4-1. all their efforts to adjust and hopefully team leaders in kills last year. T'his wil11be a year of adjustment for Their next game is at home on September 9 succeed. -