AMEND INSURANCE POLICY Money Status Has Priority jfofflwm In Insurance Vol. XXVII VANCOUVER, B.C., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1944 No. 8 • IN ONE OF THE SOBEREST student meetings held for years, the report of the Insurance Committee recom­ mending that the AMS set up a fund to provide accident Mackenzie. Crumb Talk Today insurance for students was passed unanimously Wednesday at the general AMS meeting. Recommending that a fund not Mock Parliament SCIENCE STUDENT to exceed $1000 be put aside to REGULATIONS pay for accidents suffered by stu­ This Is A Koofisooker dents, the original report was a- • ALL SCIENCE students who mended so that the students' fin­ Discusses Post-War have not done so in previous ancial status receives top priority sessions must call at the Regis in grant* and the president of the trar's Office at once' to fill out Women's Athletic Association is Reconstruction Science Student's Declarations re­ included in the committee hand­ • PRESIDENT NORMAN A. MacKenzie, sponsoring the quired under National Selective ling the fund. Service regulations. This applies QUORUM? government's policy and Dr. J. A. Crumb, representing ^^^'^'.-^'•-^v. to men students only. Debate on the Insurance com­ the opposition, will be the principal speakers at the opening The following are affected: mittee's report did not reach the meeting of the Parliamentary Forum today in Arts 100. All Applied Science students. usual high pitch of student oratory, The subject of the firsf bill to be presented to the house is, All men students in Agriculture. but aided by the efforts of treasur­ "Be it resolved that a league granting equal representation All men students in Arts and er Ken Creighton, the student! Science in first and second year to all powers would be a better guarantee than an alliance were distracted enough to forget taking two sciences or in third the time-tested debate on a of the great powers for world peace." and fourth year taking honors or Quorum. This debate if expected to bring , ==, . .. ..—4^-_ majors in Mathematics or Science. out the main points ot the recent Those taking Pre-Medlcal or Dumbarton Oaks Conference. The Pre-Dental courses are not re­ Creighton Lays ... purpose of this conference was to Ubyssey Plays quired to fill out \his declaration, prepare data on the possible crea­ tion of a world organization to preserve peace. Hard to Get AMERICAN PLAN KoofisooKEfi Tieer/cus Chambers Plans N The American plan ls to form Starting Today a Council which can call into ac­ War Hid Council tion all armed forces available to • COPIES of The Ubyssey will Council's Brainchild the world organization to suppress be "rationed" beginning today aggression. The Big Four, with in order that more students will the later addition of France are be assured of receiving a copy of Drives This Vear to be permanent members of this the paper for which they pay. AMS Imports Koofisookers• FOUR energetic drives Council. Representatives of six Although there has been an in­ upkeep, in fact swelling the A.M.S. will be featured by the other nations are to be elected and crease of several hundred in re­ • THE ALMA Mater So­ exchequer, these useful animals will outnumber the great powers. gistration, Students' Council be­ ciety has recently accept­ War Aid Council this year quickly adapt themselves to cam­ Tho fact that decisions need not lieves that a corresponding In­ under the direction of Ted ed- three Koofisookers, which pus life, and itjs understood that be unanimous but by majority vote crease in circulation does not will be shipped from Tibet they are very docile with fresh­ Chambers, newly-appointed is the main difference between this warrant the expense because of as a gift to UBC as soon as ettes. president. The Council will proposed Council and the League the waste of papers evident about CONTENTED KOOFISOOKER of Nations. the campus. the exchange rate on the follow the lead of last year's While the Koofisooker could not It was also suggested that there Some students have complained piaster has been brought into organizations in abolishing be termed a fussy eater, he does should be no International Police of not being able to get copies tag days on the campus. line with the rouble. go for some things in a big way, Force, but that each power should and therefore the Publications The Koofisooker, or translated, The important job of the Coun­ showing a marked partiality for be required to police only its own Board will attempt to distribute Campus Scavenger, is a garbageif- cil is to co-ordinate the various lunch papers, old text-books, bro­ region of influence. copies about the campus more erous marsupial, and in this re­ war-drives on the campus. The ken coke bottles, and candy wrap­ ... Down Law PLEDGE FORCE? evenly. spect it was ideally evolved for events this year will be a tag pers, with a fair amount of The problem arising from this is the job as its spacious pouch dance in October, ISS week sched­ Only 2400 copies of the paper are worked-out chewing gum, which Importance of basing the grants whether the Americans are pre­ makes a handy receptacle for pop uled for February, and the Red delivered to the campus every adds viscosity to the roughage. en the financial status of appli­ pare to pledge the USA to use bottles, slide-rules, golf balls and Cross Ball. Other sources of rev­ Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. As a very special treat, if he can cants was advanced by Les Ra­ force at the orders of an interna­ other revenue - producing odd - enue will be the waiving of cau­ Students will receive only one be given three lipstick butts for phael. MUS president. During Ra­ tional group without the signed ments which will contribute to tion money, a War Stamp drive copy per person from the Quad local colour, one is rewarded by phael's speech. Creighton paced the declaration of war by Congress. the coffers of the Society. sponsored by Mamooks with the Box office, distribution point to his peculiar whinneying purr of floor and finally retired from the Russia on the other hand advo­ MISALLIANCE objective of raising $750, and mix­ the Caf, where there is the great­ contentment. debate by resting on a sofa placed cates virtually absolute rule by the est waste. The number of papers This animal is the result of a ers the first week of every month at the back of the stage. But until the exchange rate be­ Big Four as well as an internation­ for the Caf will be decreased. misalliance between a Yak and to enlarge the ISS fund. Creighton came back from retire­ tween the piaster and the rouble al air corps to be controlled by The large complimentary copy a Yumph, a goatlike quadruped A meeting will be held of all ment to reply to Pete McGeer, who can be straightened out to permit these same powers. list to administration officers will which ranges between the upper War Aid Council members in the questioned the advisability of dis­ the shipment of our three Koofi­ CLARIFY SUBJECT be cut. Students must remember reaches of the Boopdong and the double committee room in the continuing last year's insurance sookers, Allan Ainsworth pleads What the final outcome of the that if they want a copy to take Hindu Kush. News of its exis­ Brock at 12:30 p.m. Friday, Oc­ policy on the grounds that it was that the stuff be not allowed to Dumbarton Oaks conference will home they must save the copy tence first reached the outside tober 5. a "long term policy" and would stack up. no( be known, but today's debate they receive when papers are dis­ world from travellers who saw the pay dividends in peace time when between President MacKenzie and tributed. animal feeding among the monas­ Give the Koofisookers an even Increased athletic activities would Dr. Crumb should help to make A few papers will be saved In tery middens of Shangri-La. break. All students must keep the mean Increased accidents. the subject clearer to the students forestry faculty the Pub for those unable to re­ Costing absolutely nothing for Campus clear of litter. Creighton explained that when on this campus. ceive copies when they are dis­ peace comes and claims increase Students are urged to participate tributed. Sought forUB C then the policy would be renewed. in the discussion which will follow Until then the* society would save the debate. • APPROVAL of a proposed money by not paying the premium Mock Parliament will be held motion to establish a Faculty of $.50 per student. Benefits re­ during the evening of Wednesday, Register for of Forestry at the University of ceived last year totalled $150 while October 18 in the main lounge of Give Percy H. Elliott British Columbia was given Mon­ payments were over $1100. Brock Hall under the auspices of day by the university Forestry Allan Ainsworth, Junior Mem­ Parliamentary Forum. Party cau- Totem Pictures Club. ber, suggested the Administration suses will be held Tuesday, Oc­ • INDIVIDUAL pictures for the Scholarship The club has set up a committee contribute to the insurance tober 10 at 12:30. class section of the Totem will • TO HONOR the memory of Percy H. Elliott, late princi­ under the chairmanship of club scheme since many accidents oc­ Labour party will meet in Arts be taken on the campus starting president Robert Knowles to in­ pal of Victoria College, former associates and students cured in laboratories and lectures. 102, Progressive - Conservative in Tuesday afternoon. vestigate the possibilities of such He cited the example of the Arts 106, Labour Progressive in Students will sign the lists in of the widely-known and beloved educator have formed a a faculty at UBC and present a School Board, which paid for Arts 108, and National Independent the quad for the time they wish committee to found the Percy H. Elliott Memorial Scholarship report. school children who were injured in Arts 204. to have their pictures taken and or Loan. An editorial written by members in school activities. will then pay $1.50 at the AMS It is estimated that one $150 or of the club in support of their office starting Tuesday from 12:00 SPECIAL RECOGNITION even two $100 scholarships could plan is on the editorial page of Coeds Elect Third to 2:00. They will receive a receipt He succeeded Dr. E. B, Paul as Pre-Med Meeting be established on a contribution of today's Ubyssey. in two parts, the first part of Year Executive two dollars from every former stu­ Principal of Victoria College at the Held Friday which is given to the photogra­ dent of Professor Elliott's classes latter's death in 1927. He raised • CLASS OFFICERS of third pher, the other half the student at both Victoria College and the Victoria College from its struggling • A GENERAL meeting of year Arts were elected at a keeps, High School before Victoria Col­ years as McGill's under-privileged flsk UBC Help the Muriro Pre-Medical meeting last Friday. Glenna Lee, Pictures will be taken in the lege commenced operations, littlo brother to the point where president of third year Arts, who Club will be held tomorrow room outside the darkroom at the TRIBUTE two years ago it won special recog­ was elected last term, presided noon in Science 300. A mem­ far end of the south basement of ''The value of his work and per­ nition from an investigating group In Bond Drive over thc meeting. bership and registration fee the Brock. Students can get their sonal influence as head of that of the Carnegie Foundation. Jane Borden was elected Vice- • THE university has been pictures taken only at the time fine1 institution cannot be measured A well-known sportsman, he was of 50c will be collected. President and Betty Jane Mathe­ asked to support the signed for, and only pictures taken in ajiy form of words nor can it Interested In boxing and cross­ A survey of admission require­ son was named Treasurer. Seventh Victory Loan which by the official photographer will be recorded in any monument that country running on this campus. ments to the eight Canadian med­ There will be an Arts organiza­ starts in late October, ac­ be put in the annual. is adequate; but it has passed into At McGill he held the position of ical schools was made this summer, tion meeting soon. Watch for the Those who can are asked to reg­ the lives of many men and women Captain of Harriers and achieved cording to a letter received and a recommended three-year notice in the Ubyssey. ister for times other than 12:30- from the Loan Committee by Pre-Medical course forwarded to of whom this University is justly prominence as a light - weight 1:30 so that people with heavy boxer. AMS president Dick Bibbs. them for approval. In most cases proud." Thus ran part of the tri­ IMPORTANT NOTICE courses who can not come at other No plans have been completed the recommended course was ap­ times can be accommodated. If bute of the University Senate to proved as meeting the require­ It Is the responsibility of every for promoting the sale of bonds necessary some pictures may be ments for admission. student to see that his registration a former member. on the campus. As in the past curd in the Registrar's Office lists taken in the evening. Professor Elliott came to Victoria Students Move large campus' organizations such A copy of the recommended course has been forwarded to the correctly the courses which he Is Pictures will be taken for only College in 1907 when that institu­ as fraternities and sororities, as two weeks, so don't wait. If you Brock Furniture well as individual students, are Dean of the University, and the taking. No student may attend tion, housed then in the Junior classes in or receive credit for a don't come in as soon as possible • THE EMPLOYMENT Bureau expected to be urged to give their Executive of the Provincial Med­ High School, was affiliated with " course for which he Is not register­ your picture may not appear. is at present working on a new full support. ical Association for final approval. ed. As Monday, October 2nd was McGill, his alma mater. He trans­ system for moving furniture in The Alma Mater Society will the last day for change of course, NOTICE: All those interested in ferred in 1916 to UBC where he in­ the Brock lounge after student not buy any bonds during the NOTICE: Members and all inter­ all corrections In registration arc Totem circulation work meet in the structed in physics and chemistry, functions, campaign since their purchases ested persons are invited to attend now overdue and must be attended Last year students signed up for Jwith surplus funds. A bond for Pub at 12:45 today. Everyone who then returned to Victoria when the a meeting of the Social Problems to AT ONCE. is interested please turn out, as certain hours to cope with the sit­ Pare made at the end of each year Club in Arts 204 on Friday, Oc­ College was re-organized as an af­ CHARLES B. WOOD, many more are needed than have uation and were assigned duty in llOOO dollars was bought at the end tober 6, when the functions and Registrar. already signed up. filiate. shifts. of the 1943-44 session. program of the SPC will take place. Page Two THE UBYSSEY Thursday, October 5, 1944 7_t__f _U£______u_f • from the editor's pen » » » fefkW we^^ewsre^ Member British United Press Canadian University Press Offices Brock Hall Forestry Proposal Phone ALma 1624 Following is an editorial written by has 98 members in British Columbia, of For Advertising members of the Forestry Club in support of whom 53 are in Government service or on Standard Publishing Co. Ltd. their request for a Forestry Faculty at the the University staff, 33* in the forest indus­ 2182 W. 41st KErr. 1811 University of British Columbia. In publish* tries and 12 consultants or retired. Campus Subscriptions— $1.50 ing it, The Ubyssey heartily endorses the Silvicultural rranagement of forests Mail Subscriptions-82.00 request, the good points of which are evident Issued every Tuesday, Thursday, cannot be successfully undertaken by re­ and Saturday by the Students' to all who are thinking of both the future mote control nor by persons without scienti­ Publication Board of the Alma of the province and the university. fic forestry training. In B.C. the number Mater Society of the University of —THE EDITOR. of professional foresters locally responsible British Columbia. As we well know, our fosests in British for the management of definite forest areas Columbia are our most important natural is grossly inadequate. This applies both to EDITOR-IN-CHIEF • resource. This is proven by the fact that the Government and private forest land JOHN TOM SCOTT three-fifths ef our land in B.C. is fit only owners and operators. •No, HosWns, with the Government asking m fo save for growing timber and will therefore be Senior Editor hod, we cent afford fo put cheese In the mouse traps". The present curriculum and number of Marion Dundas of no use to agriculture. Also that .40 out of instructors at the University of B.C. are in­ every dollar of revenue to the government Associate Editor adequate to maintain the high standard of Bruce Bewell, Marion Ball •WEET CAPORAL CIGARETTES comes from some form of forestry industry. qualification in the science of forestry which Helen Worth KThi purest fern in which toeacce eon he emeked" We now realize that in order to insure our­ is appropriate to praduation in the Univers­ Assistant Editors t selves against future depletion we myst ity of a province whose most important Edith Angove, Don Stainsby introduce some form of sustained yield for natural resource is the forest. The forestry Reporters our timber and we must also realize that curriculum appears to be inadequate as Flo Johnson, Keith Cutler, Hilda in order to do this we will need to have follows: The student is unable to take a Halpln, Fred Maurer, Beverly tiie necessary number of scientifically train­ Cormier, Alice Tourtellats, Rod Silk Specialist» straight forestry course but must take for­ Fearn, Noni Calquhoun, Phil Shier, ed personnel to manage our vast timber estry in combination with some other holdings and to carry on forest research in Phil Tindle, Phyllis Coullng, Win science, i.e., with engineering in the Faculty McLeod, Tom Preston, Patricia both wood utilization and silvicultural of Applied Science, or with botany or com­ Rogers, Frank Weldo, Rae Wood­ 622-628 GranvUle methods. Even today only scientifically merce in the Faculty of Arts and Science. man, Marcella Hoskins, Kay Mc­ Phone PAc. 5561 trained men holding a forestry degree can Too small a proportion of the student's time Laughlin, Robin Little, Betty Gray. hold an executive position in our provincial is spent on forestry subjects. The student forest branch. receives little actual forestry instruction SPORTS REPORTERS Donna Meldrum, Laurie Dyer, In the large American universities such before his fourth year and too little time is Bruce Lowther, Dave Robinson, WOOL as the University of Idaho, the University of* given to field practice. Fred Cromble. Washington, the University of California, The Society recommends that only one Yale University, our Toronto University and PHOTOGRAPHY DIRECTOR SKIRTS many other institutions in both the USA bachelor's degree, B.Sc.F. be granted to Art Jones. Styles that get a- and Canada forestry is a very definite part forestry students following satisfactory com­ STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS of their educational facilities just as agri­ pletion of five years of work in technical Brian Jackson, Bert Levy, Don round you with per­ Cameron, Jack Leshgold, Ruas Mc­ culture at our university enjoys a place as forestry, but that the student be encouraged Bride, Fred Grover. suasive pleats and one of the main sciences. in his senior years to specialize in accord­ flares. Made of fine, In these institutions there is a straight ance with his ability and inclination in sub­ pure wools in black, course in forestry with a degree of B.Sc.F. jects which will qualify him for the particu­ NOTICE brown, navy and offered and a graduate course with degrees lar field in forestry in which he is most • A MEETING will be held on lighter costume of M.Sc.F. and Ph.D. in Forestry. interested. That more field instruction and Friday, October 6, in Aggie 100 at 12:30 p.m. of fourth year shades. Sizes 12 to In the past there has not been the practical forestry exercises be provided and Artswomen to have elections .for 20. demand for technically trained foresters in that at least one term of the student's work' the offices of vice-president and British Columbia and therefore there were be undertaken at the university forest near secretary-treasurer. The meeting S.M to 16.M Stairway to Style will be held under the direction To Foshions—2nd Floor few students interested in forestry. A small Pitt Lake. That adequate buildings and of Lulla Ireland. All fourth year faculty was all that was justified in view facilities be provided to meet the require­ Artswomen are urged to attend. of the number of students; consequently in­ ments of an expanding forestry program struction was bound to be restricted in its both on the University campus and at the scope as one cannot expect a professor to Pitt Lake University Forest. That, in the be an expert in all fields of his profession. organization of the proposed Forest Research The American colleges have large student Institute by co-operative action of both enrollments, therefore large faculties are re­ Governments, Industry and the University, College Classics in quired, more funds are available so that high arrangements be made for the scientific per­ calibre men are attracted. With the awaken­ sonnel of the Institute to assist in under­ ing interest in forest management in British graduate instruction, and for University in­ Columbia, there is a demand for technical structors and senior students to have full foresters which cannot be supplied by our use of the Institute research facilities. present restricted conditions at the Uni­ Because the province's forestry policy is Corduroy versity of British Columbia. in a state of flux and because the public The following are some of the points education is a necessary fundamental of with regard to Forest Education that were forestry, we, the Forestry Club of the Uni­ presented to the Royal Commission On versity of British Columbia will attempt to Forestry in 1944 by the Canadian Society bring before you this year a number of of Forestry Engineers, a group of profession­ technically trained foresters from both gov­ Suits al foresters, not necessarily engineers but ernment and industry to explain some of men holding forestry degrees. The Society the forestry problems in our province. In That Frank Sinatra Trend.

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• THERE is perhaps noth­ PIXIES? ing quite so frustrating But you can't murmur "Postal Pixies" in the wide range of every­ to irate and unwritten-to friends, and few day experiences as the sud­ are the long-distance friendships which can 17 den, shocking discovery of thrive on a letterless existence. an unmailed letter. And then again, the loss is just as much Being a confirmed un­ yours as anyone elses. No one likes to leave Two-tone Effects mailed letter-finder, I can pieces of their personality lying around These are "TOPS" with the college set knowingly say that the sen­ where they can't be appreciated—or replied . . . Cardigan suits in fine corduroy . . . sation of finding a little two-tone effects .. . backs and sleeves of to. Who knows what little pearls of wisdom, one shade, and front of another . . . they letter, once brought benevol­ and gems of wit were written to sparkle are Pert, Peppy and Casual. Absolute ently and optimistically into unseen. favorite on the campus. the world only to die in some WHO KNOWS! musty corner, is somewhere between the How many times has the path of true sensation of stepping up when there isn't love been detoured? How many times have a step and the feeling one has when they birthday's gone un-Happy Birthdayed? How All Around Pleated discover they haven't enough money to pay many Thank You notes have never gone a restaurant bill. beyond the enveloping stage. Who knows! NO JUSTICE Who knows? This is the whole bitter Silk Skirts Why is it, that when you hunch—per­ point of this column. No one ever knows haps for hours—over a writing pad—pen or ever will know about your flashes of wit, Just arrived a new shipment of scrambling frantically—in a frank outpour­ all-around pleated skirts in r;oncl considerate nature, sage wisdom, or undying quality silk crepe . . . vhiu]c; of ing of self—, after you tuck the letter lov­ devotion, but yourself. navy and brown ... A r.viw:••', ingly in an envelope,— even go so far as to FRUITLESS liable style yo I r".n vr-<:1 press a stamp in considerate fashion on this There seems to be no practical solution sports or dresry cc'caslo: .;;. envelope, why is it that you find the letter either. One perhaps could mail all his or her three weeks later staring pallidly at you in unmailed letters after one has untombed a dead, disappointed fashion? , them or one could limit one's circle of friend­ Many people claim there are Postal ship to a radius of flat rate telephone call Pixies, little sprites who snatch your letters districts. All of which would lead to mental Georgia Style Shop out of listless hands and spirit them away isolationism. to Postal Pixie hiding places—letchen ledges, But the most frustrating thought of all writing desks, overcoat pockets, women's is this. Have you ever thought of all the 693 GranviUe St. handbags and other pixie-like places. letters you might have received but didn't? Thursday, October 5, 1944 THE UBYSSEY Page Three This /«... Booking System Umphabar Sett Example Suztttt Established for • AFTER long controversy it has vertlbly label htm as being pre- Sportwtar been established that the pre­ Folsom, unquestionably pre-Mar- historic creation found last winter pollan, and possibly preposterous. Organizations In the Savary Island midden Is an One remarkable fact emerged Quality Umphabar Erectus. Our staff artist about friend Umphabar: he was not reproduces it here for all those • ROOM SHEETS for the a Utter-lout. So here we are, talk­ Interested in archaeology. student booking system ing shop again. Let us follow old The statistician whom we Inter­ are located on a table in the viewed states that the grooved Umphy's example of personal AMS office. These sheets are daintiness, and, as Allan Auutworth FUR LlflED skull, sloping to prehensile eye­ for the convenience of mem­ brows, together with the elongated, says: "The campus ls yours, girls bers of the various societies lobeless receiving sets, Incontro- and fellahs, keep it spotless!" wishing to hold meetings in / \ the different available rooms. The organization desiring to oc­ Shopping with Mary Ann cupy a room on a certain date . .. An Umphabar and time should submit their re­ quest on the sheet two days be­ • GORGEOUS tearose, white off the street-car still miles away COATS fore the required day. These WUS Plant Tea gabardine housecoats are from home did she realize she was sheets are then collected and for­ a B. M. Clarke "must" . . . still wearing her name-card from C^iul Smart Shags with the warded to the office of Mr. Lee, Just a trifle embarrassed was a a sorority tea . Do you really where they are checked and ap­ new zipped-in fur lining Danee In Oot. brunette Junior who entered a want to relax in luxurious fash­ proved. They are then returned street-car, settled herself on a ion on your Thanksgiving holiday? to the AMS office. t WUS WILL hold a tea dance of Antelope, Leopard or in the Brock lounge during side seat and upon looking up de­ B.M. Clarke has the smartest re­ The candidate should check its the last week of October in order murely found to her horror a sea laxing garb solution of them all. Lamb. Item on the Request Approved Col­ to raise money for the WUS Red of chortling faces turned her way. Dainty bengaline housecoats in umn of the Room Sheets in or­ Cross Society. It is hoped that a Puzzled but determined she re­ royal blue, black, and burgundy A "natural' for College der to ascertain if the room is a- Varsity orchestra will supply the mained until the chortles grew would give any .girl that Thanks­ vailable. music. into laughter. Only when she got giving feeling. smartness in a variety This system was adopted to a- This year a« the Saturday after­ • • • * • * • • void clashes and ensuing disorder of colors. noon Canteen has been discontin­ and disappointments among the • ITS 'rIME to send those brothers will bounce him when ued WUS will endeavour to raise various organizations on the cam­ Christmas parcels overseas. they discover that he inadvertant­ funds far the Red Cross by such pus. The perfect gift for a lonely fath­ ly gave one of their cigarettes to activities as the tea dance. WUS er, brother or sweetheart who has a Phi Delt .... Campus males also hopes to sell refreshments at not seen the girl he left behind^ will find their birthday and $85 • the annual Homecoming celebra­ for a long time is a photograph Christmas gift problem solved at Delta Sif ma Pi tion, the proceeds of which will go from Kals. Kals creative photog­ Kals. Your girl and members of to this cause. raphy gives you glamour while at your family will really appreciate VALUE ,., fttks nomination the same time retaining your own a lifelike reproduction of you distinctive personality so precious from Kals. Kals specializes la QUALITY • AMY WOMEN'S organization Chess Tournament to that main overseas .... With may now submit to Delta rushing season reaching a fast those individualistic portraits, his Sigma PI, the Honour Society for Held This Fall and furious pace one frat man shadowy effects only tend to Women, names of women selec­ heighten your personal traits. Do u discovers offering clgarttes to zette • A CHESS tournament will de­ ted for membership with the fol­ finitely be held before Christ­ rushees becomes an automatic your personal gift shopping at Sportwear Shop lowing objective qualifications in mas, according to Morton Roth- gesture. He is afraid his Beta Kals. mind: stein, president of the Chess Club. • • • • * • • • fj•ItNOW!IT , M*f sMsmmefstotm (a) at least a second clan stan­ Plans for the forthcoming year the sight ot the innocent face of ding throughout university career • THANKSGIVING week-end were made at a meeting held parties will be a success for said Frosh beaming brightly over in scholarship Monday. NOW SHOWING you if you visit Rae-Son's Clever a Phrateres pin neatly placed on (b) leadership and consistent This year's membership is ex­ Floor for your party shoes. The his tie ... . Smarty, smarty had service in some organization and pected to be as large as last Clever Floor has received a new a party and she wore sling pumps FAMOUS PLAYERS co-operative participation in gen­ year's, when the club had 35 mem­ eral campus activities shipment of glamorous wedgies in from Rae-Son's Clever Floor. If DOWNTOWN THFATRES bers. black and brows suede with the (c) women to be in fourth year you want to be smart at your new perforated heel and toethe y All names must be sent to Joan party buy your pumps at the Special student rate on presentation NOTICE: All members of the are the last word in smart styling Fischer c|o AMS office before Clever Floor for the standard of your student's pass. Newman Club are invited to the .... One little Freshman is afraid October 18. CYO Panel Discussion, Thursday, he will never hear the last word price of 15.05. The new shipment October 5th at 8 p.m. in the main about the sensation he caused on features smart new toeless and CAPITOL ORPHEUM LOST auditorium at 650 Richards Street. the bus the other morning. Heav­ heel-less perforated sling pumps Key ring containing 6 or 7 keys Come along and bring a friend—all y-eyed students in their way to with the final touch of appeal in A Veritable Wave of Stan Jean Arthur, Lee -1 Yale—in the Arts or Applied welcome—admission free. early lectures shot to attention at the side buckle. of Fun!... of Rhythm! Bowman in Science buildings. It Is extremely urgent that these be returned to in "THE IMPATIENT * * * *. the owner, Dr. Dolman, ln the "TWO GIRLS AND A YEARS" Science building. SAILOR" plus "Sailor's Holiday" LOST: Off the running board of Post WUS News LOST a car between Varsity and Alma Green Roomers Brown leather wallet lost in Road, a satchel containing books In Cafeteria STRAND DOMINION Quarter-Master's stores in the Ar­ belonging to D. McGeer and loose • A NOTICE board for women leaf and composition book belong­ Produce (Weil Fred MacMurray, "WHITE CLIFFS OF mories. Will the finder please re­ will be placed on the wall turn the wallet and the valuable ing to Bill Taylor. Please leave • THE Players Club fall Barbara Stanwyck, DOVER" at AMS office or phone ALma outside the women's restroom In Edward G. Robinson in papers it contained to the AMS productions will consist with Irene Dunne, Alan office. 2137 L. the Caf for WUS news and meet­ "DOUBLE INDEMNITY" Marshal, Roddy McDowell of three one act plays; one ing postings. Women are urged to plus "Gamblers Choice" plus 'Passport to Destiny' serious and two in a lighter peer at this frequently for WUS vein. notifications. For their serious presentation the club has chosen "In the Zone," by Eugene O'Nell, famous Amer­ ican playwright and Pulitzer Prize winner who also wrote the recent hit "Mourning Becomes Electra." Try-outs for parts ln the plays start Thursday, October 12, com­ mencing at 1:30. New members who have priority for parts in the fall productions should take try-out parts today*or tomorrow. This afternoon there will be a coke and doughnut reception for new members whose names have been listed on the arts building notice board. Nes« week the sem­ i-annual meeting will be held In Arts 204. SUITS... with Rushees (fleet Softer Lines Today in flg.100 • SORORITY rushees must register for the four Softer Fabrics sororities in which they are most interested today at noon in Agriculture 100. This is not a choice in, order of e Whether you examine them for beauty, for fine writing performance, preference. Beautiful beyond description— lor ink capacity, or all round excel­ lence, Parker Pens will always pass Closed partids begin on Tuesday, the new Fall suits with their soft with honors. October 10, ending on Thursday, touches of detailing that detract not at all The Parker Pencil to match makes October 19. These parties may be a writing set that you'll be proud to attended by invitation only. from their well-groomed look . . . The BAY have both in school and in later life. Get the folks to see them at any good The silence period, starting at offers you these new Fall suits—some collarless— pen counter. Pen prices from $3.50 midnight October 9, finishes on to $16.50, Pencils to match $1.50 to in all the glory of Autumn shades . . . and black. See them! $7.00. Monday night, October 23. On Friday October 20, rushees —Suits, Third Floor. must mark their three preferen­ ces at the Dean of Women's office between 9:30 and 12:30. 3S#* VACUMATiC—S»» Uuinli Peru marked with the blue Diamond are Each girl must then visit the t'sc Quoit — • guaranteed (or life against everything except Dean of Women's office between TjWottel&atjt (Emttfldng. uuiiains Solv x loss or intentional damage subject only to u charge ~ cleans ymu of 35if (or postage, insurance and handling, 10:30 and 12:30 on Saturday, Oc­ pen .11 if writes. provided coniple'e r^n ii returned for '-e'vi's tober 21 to learn the results of the ballotting. Page Four THE yBYSSEY Thursday, October 5, 1944 BROWNIES TOPPLE CARDS the gospel Amerk Wonders Work Win On Two-Hit Attack according to LUKE MOYLS • SPORTSMAN'S PARK, St. Louis—(UP)—St. Louis Browns, fresh from their spoils in the American League, went on towards greater stakes Wednesday as they used the hitting power of George McQuinn and the cunning pitching HOW TO EAT A COLUMN of Denny Galehouse to defeat their intra-city rivals, the LUKE MOYLS, Sports Editor • THEY TELL ME it's really bad when you get to the Cardinals, 2-1, in the opening game of the 1944 World Series. stage where people notice your sports scribe pallor. Some McQuinn, the Brownies' fielding genius at first base, hit tay this state is caused by the printers ink which gets into a home run off big Mort Cooper in the fourth inning with UBC and RCAF ready togo; your blood. But it seems to me it's even worse after you've one man on base, and Galehouse made these runs stand up eaten your own words, especially when they're in your as he displayed some of that clutch pitching which carried Need two more hoop squads column. Manager Luke Sewell's club to their first Amerk Pennant. O VARSITY seems to be about Incidentally, they managed to get Hokay, so the Browns did win the Amerk pennant, but Once again the old American you can't pin it on me. Maybe it was fate, and then again, the only outfit without any the business of the meeting done. 'BIRDS HOLD League jinx of Mort Cooper, who troubles in these troublesome days They re-elected Lloyd Purdy as maybe it was my Yankees. They didn't make a very good had won 22 games this season, of Senior A basketball. This was president and Ebble Bowerlng as showing, did they? Anyway, how was I supposed to know PRACTICES came up to plague him. quite evident at the organization secretary-treasurer. WUf Moffat, that the Senators would pull a dirty trick on the Tigers in • VARSITY'S Thunderbirds will He allowed only two hits, but the meeting of the Vancouver and Dis­ commissioner of the Minor their last contest. hold their first official practices Browns, as they did so often in trict Basketball League down at Leagues, is vice-president, Wynne the stretch drive In which they But I still haven't learned my lesson. This time I'll go for the 1044-45 basketball season the YMCA Tuesday night. Stevenson Is assistant secretary- over this weekend. Coach Maury nosed out the Detroit Tigers by Feature of the confab was an treasurer and Bert Edwards Is all out. If the Cardinals don't win the World Series in six Van VUet expects to line up all his one game for the Junior League hour-long verbal battle between executive member. games I'll eat this whole darn column. It's a case of me material tomorrow afternoon at title, used them to the best possible Nate Singer, sponsor of Stacys, The matter now rests with the versus the Brownies this year. 5:30 when he will put them through advantage. Cooper, using a biasing and Laurie Liddle of Lauries, as to executive who will decide whether their paces for the first time this fast ball and a sharp breaking which of the two clubs should be Lauries or Stacys will remain in Well, I Picked One Winner year. curve, had set the Browns down sent down to the Senior B loop. the fold, and will attempt to per­ without a hit In the first three And speaking of baseball, I feel much better after calling AU those who Intend to try out It all started when the two suade Ted Milton to organize a for the Senior A outfit should turn innings, but Gene Moore broke the answered the call for teams by snappy ball club out of his Inter at least one .winner in baseball circles. I nearly fell over back­ out In strip to this first practice. spell by singling to right with two reeling off their tentative line-ups. A Higbies. men out ln the fourth. wards when they told me that my San Francisco Seals had A further work-out will be held The only trouble was they both % taken the Pacific Coast League playoff from Los Angeles on Monday, October 9. Both prac­ McQuinn let Cooper's first pitch started off like this: BIU Anderson, Tuesday night. tices will be held in the UBC gym. go by for a ball, but he swung at Gordy McDonald, Don Freeman, The Seals did it the hard way, copping the first three, the second and the ball landed ln etc. The only difference was that Rowers Expand; the right Held pavilion for two Laurie's etc., was a. little longer then dropping three to knot the series, and finally winning runs. than Nate's, probably because he the title in the crucial finale. That's my club. Rugger Season I That was the best the Browns had a little longer to think while Train freshmen This triumph sort of made up for a previous disappoint­ could do with Billy Southworth's Nate was listing his players. " ment. Carlos Q. Robertson picked the Angels to Beat out fireball ace, but it was enough. Terrific tongue-lashings ensued • VARSITY'S Rowing Club wel­ Opens On Oct. 14 comed 28 new members to its my Seals in the pennant race. Unfortunately, the Seraphs Every time Cooper faces an Am­ until the pair were finally con­ vinced that .between the two of fold Tuesday, and plans were topped the loop, so I lost the wager to the News H sports • ENGLISH Rugger pops into erican League team he has trouble the limelight on Saturday, Oct. them there is only enough material drawn up for training the inex­ editor. What a lucky fnumph! with his home run ball. It was 14 when the Vancouver Rugby his fifth World Series start and his for one outfit. But Nate Singer perienced men during the season. And speaking of fnumphs, they have quite a collection Union gets away with four out­ third defeat against one victory. still persisted with the odd word The main training period is slated of these in the Senior A Basketball League. This loop is fits kicking off. Rowing Club, In each of the defeats—as well aa throughout the rest of the meeting for Tuesday afternoons at four Ex-Britannia, Varsity and UBC are in the two all-star game appear­ since he figured Laurie had an o'clock, with an extra session on currently up to its neck in problems. Maury Van Vliet and advantage over him, having a long­ I took in the organization meeting at the YMCA Tuesday, the squads competing in the 1944- ances—his home run ball proved Sunday mornings at ten o'clock 45 season. his undoing. er etc., in the Pie-Rates' line-up. for those who cannot attend on night to find out where Varsity stands. Both of the Varsity squads have Bert Edwards, executive member Tuesdays. Galehouse, hurling with the calm from the Minor Leagues, was the been getting into shape for the which 10 years of Major League All VRC members who have not Airmen Won't Be Slouchers last two weeks, and it looks like only one to come through with a experience has given him, pitched level-headed suggestion for a four1- as yet signed up for Tuesday train­ Most of the conference was spent discussing why Lauries the Blue and Gold will have two out of trouble in the early Innings ing should put their names down and Stacys should be back in the league. All this was done evenly-balanced clubs this season. team loop. His idea is to persuade and then coasted along until the Higbies to advance to senior com­ on the form which Is on the south by Nate Singer and Laurie Liddle, respective sponsors of But Ex-Britannia is touted as the ninth. section of the Quad notice board. team to beat in this league. pany with the aid of several more the two clubs. It reminded me of the Fourth of July with Marion opened the Cardinals' However, it is felt that the play­ seasoned players. Don Rush, veteran sculler for all those fireworks flying around. ninth with a liner which center- The fourth outfit, Vancouver UBC will be on hand to train ers aren't turning out as they fielder Mike Kreevich came in fast Personal, I think we might have a senior hoop loop after should. Although there have been RCAF, was represented by Harry these new arrivals. Any members for but missed on a shoe-string Kermode and Jack Pomfret who who cannot make either of the all, but don't quote me on that. And as for picking a winner, enough punters out to the prac­ catch attempt. tices to form two outfits, there livened the conference with bright training periods should get in well, I was going to pick Varsity, but after listening to The ball rolled away from Kree­ suggestions from time to time. touch with one of the three exec­ Kermode and Pomfret describe their outfit, I'm not so con­ are plenty of freshman enthusi­ asts who haven t appeared for vich fur enough to allow Marlon Regarding a gym tor the league, utive members: President Norm fident of our squad. action as yet. to go to second. He went to third they finally thumbed down the Denkman, AL 2771-L; Secretary- when Augle Bergamo grounded out Treasurer Dave Morgan, BA According to these two airmen, they may even beat Pat The squads practice in the Sta­ "theatre under the stairs", Pro- and scored after pinch-hltter Ken 5674-R; or Marmger Harry Castil- Bay's perpetual champions. At that, they swiped one of dium every Tuesday and Thurs­ Rec gym, in favor of a Saturday O'Dea filed to Kreevich. He got lou. BA 5450. day at noon. night stand at King Edward. the Gremlin stars, Ian McKeachie, the long-shot artist. Then Johnny Hopp on a fly ball to end there's Jimmy Pratt, Bert Duffy, Ernie Hall, Doug Smithers, VOLLEYBALL the game. Stan Nicol and Cliff Haynes. Never heard of 'em, eh? Well,' BLUE LEAGUE- Eewell nominated Nelson Potter, you soon will. Engineers bt. Lambda, 2-0; Phi his leading pitcher with 19 victories So maybe Varsity will have a little competition after all. Kappa Sigma bt. Phi Kappa Pi, 2-0; for the second game today while Not that we don't like a little competition now and then. Phi Gamma Delta bt. Psi Upsilon, Southworth said he would counter We'll take a little more of that any time they're dishing it 2-0. with Max Lanier, a southpaw who suffered a late season slump. DINING RCCM out. Yes, a little more, please. But no spinach, mom. I RED LEAGUE- Mu Phi bt. Iota, 2-0; Delta Upsilon hate spinach. bt. Epsilon, 2-0. Full Course Luncheon 50c "wwrrm, Afternoon Teat 35c • in the co-ed corner Light Lunches also served

I VARSITY'S co-ed hopes took for the Homecoming luncheon on Special Catering for University 4 a slight upset last Saturday October 28 when they will enter­ Functions On Request as Ex-Kits grass hockey squad tain all ex-Big Block members. downed the Blue and Gold outfit All girls interested in forming a A. MacLUCAS, THAT W/U by a 1-0 score in the first practice Physical Education and Recrea­ game of the season. League games tional Club are asked to attend an Bursar. NtVE*. UT are slated to start this month with important meeting in Arts 103 to­ ;5= the two Campus clubs practising morrow at noon. The object of the yOU DOWN m'2K "5 Wednesdays and Fridays at 3:30. organization will be: To unite =^ if ^ Varsity's line-up for this year women who are interested in pro­ ^ includes Irene Berto, Lorna Lang, fessions of physical education and Have a "Coke"-Welcome Home 5 Ben Inch, MarJ Watt, Audrey recreation, and to study and dis­ Cv Thomson, Louise Irwin, Barbara cuss problems and opportunities ^ Greene, Marg Gamey, Irene Pearce, of today in these professions in - , Jenny Rodenchuck, Evelyn Wright, B.C. and in Canada. • for Smoother, Kay Robinson, Dorothy Payson, fCIStor work from Helen Matheson and Anna White, points that never There will be a meeting of the LOST break, try these Girls' Bi* Block Club todfly a* 12:30 three college in Arts 103, 0fficers w111 be elected Man's signet ring., Initials "A. favorites' Bnd the menlbers wil1 discuss plans Q." Please phone FA 0547-M. EAGLE MIRADO Challenge* ' WRITING PINCH WATCH EJ Combine smart ap­ Vmmm pearance with ac­ f COLORED PINCH curate performance unexcelled value ... a way to revive old times TURQUOISE 32.50 to 75.60 DRAWING PENCIL He's delighted to find his own room unchanged—everything just as (Plus Tax) he left it. He's pleased, too, to discover other familiar things, such as, the pause that refreshes with ice-cold Coca-Cola. Yesj for friendly refreshment nothing takes the place of Coca-Cola. S% 111 ^ 11 s i yy 11 Have a "Coke" is the universal invitation to relax and be yourself. BWM 3 For around the world Coca-Cola stands for the pause that refreshes FROM YOUR —has become the familiar greeting of friendly folks. "Coke"= Coca-Cola It's natural for popular names to acquire friendly abbreviations. JEWELLERS Vancouver, B.C. il ••. That's why you hear Coca-Cola [SCHOOL SUPPLY DEALER caUed "Coke." 683