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What Can Obama Do ? The Ojai & Ventura Photo © 2009, Ron Rowe Vol. 2 • No. 1 • Issue 13 • Published in the Ojai & Ventura Gold Coast Region • FREE • April 2009 Photo © 2009, JoelAnderson Photo © 2009, JoelAnderson • Bi l l i a r d Pr o s • Ha l l o w e d Gr o u n d re d f l e x ? • al a s d a ir Co y n e so m e t H i n G ’s fi s H y • dr u G wa r sP r in G fl in G s ar t & Po l i t i C a l Photo © 2008, Tegan Hope Bl u n d e r s is tH e r e Pr o s P e r i t y i n Ci t y Ha l l ’s © 2009, Mary M. Long fu t u r e ? © 2 00 9, Joel n An de rso • r. el l i s sm it H • Pe t e r m li H a d o Ho w ’s yo u r eC s t a s y ? • ri C H a r d se n a t e © 2009, the Kid UFO t mi e wa r P o e eVi t o se z • ro n ro w e tH e a t e r V ei w s d J Photo © 2009, Mary Long J a i ’s fu t u r e ’s • do C Ja n e t o Mary M. Long • Colts n’ Fillies n tH e to il e t • H i Jefferson’s Plan e a l t H Gods & GANGSTERS IN S I D E : • K I T T Y NI R V A N A • Social Programs • DI G GA R D E N I N G • JFK II P AGE 2 April 2009 • Issue 13 April 2009 • Issue 13 P AGE 3 SMALL TOWNIE - VE NTURA CITY PRESS RELEASE Pt II: JFK-Who Killed the American Dream ? EVENT Ojai - ‘Trip’ of the Week “Don’t Tell Me Who I am... Let me guess !” TAKING AWAY PROP E RTY RIG H TS Gallegly Statement Am I Crazy ? this point you’re hoping that the govern- CALENDAR HOW CITI E S Whe A D L E MOR E ment took the body to Bethesda because Pssssssstttt……..want a little by Larry Naron there was some preeminent expert on • April 12, Ojai Film Society MON E Y OUT OF The TAX PAY E R on AIG Bonus Vote (OFS) screening of the film, March 19 f the several hundred books writ- gunshot wounds. Unfortunately the ex- IN FIS C ALLY IRR E SPONSIBL E TIM E S ECSTASY?! “Moscow, Belgium” at the ASHINGTON, DC – U.S. Rep. ten on the assassination, you may act opposite was true. The Doctors who Ojai Theatre, She backs up W otcha!! Relax, I’m not talking about the drug Onotice some recurring themes like Lone performed the autopsy there admittedly her car. His big truck runs into Illegal Search and Seizure... ? Elton Gallegly (R-Ventura & Santa it. She should have looked first. Barbara Counties) on the vote today nor am I inviting you to a rave. However, I am Nut Theory, Conspiracy Theory and had no experience with gunshot wounds A truck that size shouldn’t have s this okay with you, having to let talking about that awesome human experience called joyful been in the parking lot. They get I to heavily tax AIG bonuses: “As a G Magic Bullet. Although most of these and they were instructed not to examine the government search your home out and start screaming insults person with a lifetime record of op- Ecstasy… that divine gift that lifts us out of our ordinary terms are self explanatory, I will delve the neck wound or examine the clothing at each other. This all occurs in before you can sell it ? into the evidence and explain which theo- JFK was wearing. a Flemish-speaking working-class posing tax increases, today I voted reality and man, can we use some lifting these days. Ecstasy neighborhood on the outskirts of DRAFT HOUSING ries I believe and why. In 1968 a panel of Doctors, who re- Ivory Tower: for a bill to tax bonuses awarded to and joy have transformative power, which connects us to our Ghent called Moscou (pronounced EL E M E NT OPTION #4 on March 24th The most blatantly false evidence in my viewed the autopsy photos and x-rays for “Moscow,” hence the name.) We executives who received federal bail- souls and makes us feel at home in the universe. Unfortu- quickly learn that the f-word Photo. © 2009, Ron Rowe opinion is the magic bullet. I’m really then Attorney General Ramsey Clark, Ventura City Council Meeting Agenda out money. It was the least the House Anderson Photo, © 2008, Joel nately our society has not provided rituals to stay in touch sounds exactly the same in could do to reclaim hard-earned not sure how anyone can keep a straight concluded that neither of the wounds English and Flemish. The alterca- If you ever entertained the thought that local government was prac- states: with ecstasy – it’s largely absent in the modern world. However, my belief is face, as this truly borders on the bizarre. were where the autopsists said they were. tion ends with them having tical or efficient, think again. While the concept of shoppers resting To facilitate goal attainment (i.e. LE- taxpayer money from Wall Street that all human beings at one time or another have had the mystical experience coffee. The buried emotions in their tired feet sounds enticing, the reality is another miscarriage of firms who insult American taxpayers The bullet that allegedly killed JFK and In addition, the fatal shot had broken into this scene play out all through GALIZING SECOND DWELLING of ecstasy. (I also believe that all human beings have experienced betrayal, Moscow, Belgium — an uncom- a good idea. These mutant resting zones, that are lurking around by rewarding those responsible for our wounded Governor Connally was found nearly 40 fragments that were embedded the arches of Ojai (14 in all) are not only a hazard for wheelchairs UNITS) of an otherwise untested pro- primitive lust, suicidal thoughts, murderous rage, evil impulses etc… but those on a stretcher at Parkland Hospital in in JFK’s right cerebral hemisphere. mon comedy that is fairly serious economic crisis. most of the time. She is Matty and strollers but extend beyond the arches looking more like an gram, the following actions shall be “It’s not the bill I would have are perhaps subjects for later articles.) pristine condition. What does this mean I personally don’t believe the Doctors (Barbara Sarafian), 41 years old. afterthought (or track & field hurdle) than a serene resting place. implemented:: (i) utilize an ombuds- My first experience with ecstasy occurred around the age of six or seven. I to those of us who are not ballistics at Bethesda were complicit in the cover He is Johnny (Jurgen Delnaet), While merchants are recoiling in horror, tourists are watching preferred. I wanted to vote for the Re- in his late 20s. Matty’s husband their steps and the city council is yet again musing over the results man to inspect and determine dwelling publican alternative that would have was alone at night and scared. At this point my mind kicked in and I asked experts, but not morons either ? High up. They had no experience with gun- Werner has walked out on her unit eligibility without recourse to the myself the question “Who was here before you ?”… Well, my mom and dad powered rifle rounds travel in excess of shots and followed the orders of higher and her three kids 5 months ago. of their efforts to increase the tourist trade, gone awry. Richard recouped 100 percent of the bonuses. Johnny’s girlfriend left him for Requa, Arcade Architect (completed 1917) must be rolling over in property owner; (ii) target financial It would have done so by denying …” And before them ?”… My ancestors…”And before them ?”…The animals 2000 feet per second. When they hit hard ups. On another note, a Robert Bouck his grave at this add-on. and plants…”And before them ?” The Earth…”And before the Earth ?”…The objects, such as a human skull, they de- (an employee of the Protective Research Continued Page 6... assistance (Program 18) to rehabilitate future federal funds to any company form and lose some of their original mass. Section of the Treasury Department) substandard units; (iii) clearly articu- who did not recoup bonuses paid out Universe…”and before the Universe ?” I stumbled on that one and then came will it occur ? What will it entail ? What will late the type and extent of zoning vari- under previous bailouts. It also would out the word, “Nothing” and at that exact moment (I had apparently taken a The second but just as important signed a receipt for a bullet taken from STATEMENT TO OJA I CI TY the budget be ? And when will the necessary discrepancy concerns the path that this Kennedy’s body during the autopsy that revisions to the Element be made ? I’d also ances that may be permitted by right; have required Treasury Department giant step out of my mind and couldn’t comprehend), I was overcome with a bullet would have taken to cause all of is officially nonexistent. This was cor- COUN ci L - MAR .