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Vol. 44, No. 04 nside UWM looks to develop Blink 182 Kennilworth building page 15 By Steven Potter to come up with a development plan. The task force is headed by Harvey safe UWM is considering ways to develop Rabinowitz, a UWM real estate develop­ retail space and condos out of used space ment and urban planning professor. (§_> ' Masturbation!! in its east side Kennilworth Building. The task force will have about nine page 4 In the plan, UWM would open meetings to discuss the fate ofthe Kennilworth to private developers that Kennilworth Building. The first meeting, would add economic value to the East scheduled for Sept. 23, will be a public North Avenue neighborhood it shares tour ofthe building. Stomp Interview with 69 businesses. Some ofthe initial plans for the page 9 Assistant Chancellor Don Melkus said building include using the top five floors in an interview with The Business as art galleries, office space, condomini­ Journal, that UWM was considering just ums, and restaurants, and keeping the first selling the building until the university floor for retailers and the university. was urged to keep a presence in the No estimate has been made in about neighborhood and develop itself. the price of this development. Architecture students Currently, UWM uses the 500,000- UWM has leased and maintained square foot building as storage for two Kennilworth from the U.S. government's academic departments, housing for fleet General Services Administration since honor 30th anniversary maintenance, mail room and printing 1972. UWM assumes full ownership in services divisions. 2002. UWM's School of Fine Arts also has The building has been a Ford Motor with structures studios on the building's sixth floor. Co. assembly plant, an ammunitions The university has created a task force plant, and an A.C. Delco plant. then turned over to the students for By Monique De Rocher supplies such as flexible steel and stucco, both of which were used in this new Some would say they look out of exhibits. Each Design Build class creates place, but the new structures outside of Attorney General questions another exhibit, therefore, making each the Architecture and Urban exhibit temporary. Planning(AUP) building could actually need for credit card These new projects, which took about stand for something. The structures were a month to construct, are not a final built as part of a summer course called project said Greenstreet. "Students are protection Design Build offered by the Architecture still working on a few areas," Greenstreet Department. Dean ofthe School of said. Two professors, Harry Vanoudenallen By Steven Potter the telemarketers don't tell you that they Architec­ and Denise are the people trying to steal money from ture Manley, Six companies have been selling your account." Depart­ assisted fradulent credit card protection, said the Wisconsin filed one ofthe first ment, students Attorney General's office Tuesday. lawsuits in the country against a credit Robert with the Attorney General, James Doyle, says card protection plan last December. Greenstreet, current there is no need for such protection due to The Attorney General's office resolved said this project. federal laws. that case against Futherance International year's Vanoudenallen "Federal law gives credit card holders Inc. in June. theme was guided the a great deal of protection," Doyle said. Futherance International Inc. sold the 30th students "The maximum liability for which a "protection" to Winconsin consumers anniversary with the consumer can be held liable for unautho­ under the name Premier Card Services. ofAUP. design rized charges is $50...Charging consum­ After obtaining credit card numbers, "I give aspect while ers $300 for credity card protection is a consumers discovered that Premier Card [the Denise scam." had charged almost $300 to their ac­ students] a Manley This investigation is part of a coordi­ counts. theme... helped with nated law enforcement sweep by Attorney Doyle said that all 26 consumers who they design the construction. These structures are Generals and the Federal Trade Commis­ filed complaints have recieved full it and then construct it on a limited located in front ofthe AUP building on sion. refunds. budget," Greenstreet said. Through Maryland Avenue. 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It's * Return overstock to our suppliers not like I'm there for 12 hours, I park an You will not believe how many hour and forty five minutes in a spot, and * Begin preparing for next semester parking tickets I've gotten. Jesus, it's there's a ticket. what, the third week of school and I Some other guy suggests that I should We need to know maximum number of books when requesting already have seven parking tickets. I'd park south of Locust, they never ticket authorization to return the books. Accordingly, we cannot accept have better luck parking in Spaights Plaza south of Locust. Guess what I found returns from our customers all semester long. then I do parking on the street. when I got back to my car. Well it wasn't LAST DAY FOR A FULL COURSE BOOK REFUND I swear to god, these cops are just a cold beer! following me around, waiting for me to And I wouldn't even park on the street HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO park, so they can put one of those pretty if the 'Parking Solutions' offered here th little orange tickets on my windshield. So were actually solutions, they are just Saturday September 25 then some rocket scientist suggests that if problems waiting to happen. I swear to I leave a ticket on my window, I can park god, if I parked too long in one of those as long as I want, and the cops won't put Park and Ride lots I'd have a ticket on another ticket on there. there too. Well guess what, I walk back to my car It's like the world is out to get me, and UWM and there's another ticket. Damn it all, I'm on friggin sale! thp uwnj post; Cartoonist Roundtable Sept. 22, 1999 5 Part Three of a Four-Part Discussion The following is the third part of a demographics that advertisers buy space (Silence) goes on and on. So I think comic strips roundtable discussion between cartoonists for, and that's really the majority ofthe Bentley: She has bad eyesight. are very eclectic. Scott Bentley (author) and Greg Martens news and those people. Whereas, they Skrause: That reference went right past Martens: A cartoonist always has more (illustrator)("Pseudo Heroes" and "Wally figure they can piss off the college crowd, me. license. the Amazing Psychic Hand Puppet"), those guys that read "Zippy," because Martens: I used to get the Madison Bentley: That's true. That's true. Gene Gallistel ("Steve and Becca"), they're not the people our advertisers are "Isthmus" when I used to go down there. Skrause: To push the limits? Skrause ("Goobers") and Owen Dunne paying money for. So they drop it. I loved "Ernie Pook's Comeek," Lynda Bentley: Editorial cartoons always ("You Damn Kid"). The talk occurred in Whereas, these other strips, it's essen­ Barry. I just loved it. It was all dark, you push... July at Fuel Cafe. Kronk! Tyrannus taped tially the same thing every day. Which is know? Boys getting molested and girls Skrause: Editorial cartoons don't... the discussion. why you gotta have a lot of respect for the giving away their virginity. In a weekly Martens: They're cartoonists. Gene Gallistel: Okay, so we've already guys that [quit their] strip. "Calvin and strip. They dumped her there, too. Skrause: Yeah, but do they really push come up to a point where we're sort of Hobbes" had done everything it could... Skrause: Really? anything? They just say what everybody looked down upon by our own city. They Bentley: They're not controversial. Martens: Yeah. It was great though. It already thinks. Then you talk about Linda don't treat our artists' fine art with a high Politically correct. They're not going to was fresh and original. Barry and girls giving away their virginity standard. So how can we raise it up? get any letters to the editor. Bentley: And these are all things that and stuff like that. Owen Dunne: I don't think it's [that] Skrause: You know what I like? Hearst should be brought out and [people] made Martens: While in grade school. people look down on cartoonists just here, may have been an evil corporate tyrant, aware of, and it's tossed out. Skrause: That's rarely dealt with in the because it's everywhere. I was reading but he loved "Krazy Kat." Every paper Skrause: Do you think cartoonists are media. this article that said that comics are a pain that ran it wanted to drop it because their more willing to deal with issues in more Bentley: But it's reality. It's like in the ass for newspaper editors, because readership hated it. People would write of a real way than a columnist or regular condoms in schools. It's practical, but they have to have them. And once you letters demanding that the strip be writer would? Or is it just the nature of there are those who are going to oppose it have them in there it develops [a follow­ dropped. It ran in the arts section and they the medium? because of tradition and morals, yet it's ing], even if it's only ten or 15 people that wanted something that they could read. Bentley: You have so much space to practical. Put them next to the apples. are going to like it no matter how good or Whenever they dropped it, though, Hearst make your point so you have to say a lot Martens: Owen, you've been on the bad it is. Once you put it in your paper would force them to put it back in the in so little space. So your point comes 900 numbers page a few times. it's a pain in the ass to get rid of. paper. The greatest comics ofthe century across visually number one and then Dunne: That's just what I was going to Skrause: Really? The Journal Sentinel only survived because the owner ofthe story-wise. say. I don't know how you can offend. doesn't seem to have any problem at it! paper liked them. Martens: We try to do too much in our Especially in the alternative press where Dunne: But they do get their... look at Dunne: Right. thing. you turn the page and there's the 900 f— "Garfield," "Mary Worth." You're Skrause: You gotta have an owner that Bentley: I do tend to say a lot. me 900 do this to me. The creative ways thinking, "Who reads this?" but there are cares. The masses generally don't have Martens: I was reading the Matt that they come up with those last 7 digits people who read it. any tolerance to forbear art. If it's not Groening press kit and he was like, "Keep to turn them into words just amazes me. Skrause: People love that stuff. immediately accessible, it's in the trasli. it simple, short, [not] too much text." There's some employee somewhere just Dunne: And I'm sure there's an editor Hearst had the foresight. Bentley: What does he know? cranking them out. 1-900 this 976- this. that would love to get rid of it, but if they Dunne: So going back to the original Skrause: Look at those old comics we And the ads for the strip clubs. They're take it out there's going to be this very thing. I don't know that there's anything were reading — those old Batmans. It kind of tame compared to some ofthe vocal minority. That editor's going to say, you could really do. Look at was almost half text each panel. others like L.A., San Francisco, Boston, "It's a comic strip. I don't want to deal "Doonesbury" originally. There are still Bentley: I'm going to get another where you have pages and pages of this with this! Leave it alone." people around the country that put it on artist. Owen, what do you do? You got stuff. When I was first in the Shepherd Skrause: That's not the minority, the editorial page. Yet "Mallard Fillmore" any spare time? That's a good point, they had that like it is now. One ofthe though. The minority is the "Zippy" is in the comic strip section and that's so though. You have to make your point real See Cartoon. Page 7 reader. blatantly conservative. quick, whereas editorials and articles it Scott Bentley: But not in the Journal Skrause: Well, [Gary] Trudeau Sentinel. demands that his strip run a little larger. Skrause: They canceled "Zippy" So it probably doesn't fit the format. several years ago! It was in the Journal Bentley: I think Jane Pauley is the one Sentinel in the late 80s. It was in the who wanted it bigger. "Green Sheet." Skrause: Oh, really? Dunne: They cater more to people in Bentley: Jane Pauley's married to him. Intramural Sports Presents: Sports Trivia Contest Coed Floor Hockey Wed.Oct 6 Begins: Mon. 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Yet, Milwaukee's "Take Back the Night" finally arrives in Milwaukee Sept. 28 and For those unfamiliar with the story, a very few people want to talk about it. event is how many children participate runs through Oct. 8 at The Marcus Center James Dean-like Ren McCormack moves Some avoid the issue because it's not and noted that great effort had been made for the Performing from Chicago to pleasant, but those lives affected by to inform the community ofthe event. Arts. the small town of domestic violence and sexual assault have Many may Bomont. Upon changed forever and confirm that the The violence display includes an eye­ remember the 1984 moving to Bomont, problem is, indeed, very real. catching 30-foot banner carrying the words: "Violence Against Women Kevin Bacon he finds out that the As part of a campaign to heighten Affects Us All." The display offers movie that inspired town has outlawed student awareness about domestic literature and conveys the message that the musical. The dancing. Ren leads violence and sexual assault, the Women's while women are typically viewed as movie's the fight to have Resource Center will exhibit a Violence victims of domestic violence, men are soundtrack the ban lifted. Against Women Display in the Union also affected by the problem. featured five Top Soon, the whole Concourse on Thursday, Sept 23. 40 hits including town is cutting "It's not just a women's issue," The display is a prelude to the commu­ "Let's Hear it for Niki Scalera [far right] plays Ariel Moore loose, footloose, explained Seasholes. "Men are involved nity event "Take Back the Night," — and not just as perpetrators but as the Boy," "Almost Paradise" and the title and they're kicking off their Sunday explained Cathy Seasholes, director ofthe husbands, brothers, friends and sons." track sung by Kenny Loggins. shoes. Women's Resource Center. Men also speak at "Take Back the "The show has most ofthe songs from "It's a reminder of life at home, "Take Back the Night" is a community Night," noted Seasholes. One may tell of the movie. It's very nostalgic," said Niki especially if you're from a small town. event that recognizes and honors those his experience as a teenager watching his Scalera, who plays Ariel Moore. "The It's funny, and it reminds you of high women who have experienced violence or father beat his mother. Another may songs are great. I have a lot of fun with school. The story is real optimistic," said sexual assault and have survived to talk speak out the about abuse that happened "Holding Out For A Hero" because I get Scalera. about it. -Chuck Rozewicz "Take Back the Night" is the one event See Rally. Page 22 Skrause: (to Owen Dunne) You didn't thp uwm post Cartoon. From Page 5 get that question did you? i-np uwm Sept. 22, 1999 things Joel McNally did was he put it in a Dunne: A friend of mine and I wanted separate section, called "Premier," that to get involved with the school paper. So you could take out. That was primarily so Fr. Miller said," Go to the next meeting of they could put the paper in places at the paper, contribute your ideas and we'll Party with the Panther distribution points where they normally take it from there." So we, arrogant couldn't get a paper because of those SOBs that we were, told them they were offensive ads. doing it all wrong. Eventually they [threw us out]. So we decided to start our own and Chancellor Martens: I got kids at home. I could paper. throw that part away and leave the paper Bentley: Awriiiiight. around then. held at 1 p.m. Dunne: It was what "The Onion" is in Bv Wendy Huber-Wichelt Bentley: Does "The Onion" do that, The Student Association will also be nature. We just made stuff up. I did one too? giving away t-shirts, 300 tickets to the comic strip. It was a takeoff on "Peanuts." Students are invited to join the UWM Martens: Nah. Sneak Preview of "American Beauty," Bentley: Was it "Raisenettes?" Panther at a welcome back celebration on Dunne: I call it "the horny page." It starring Kevin Spacey and Annette Dunne: It was like "A Charlie Brown Wednesday, Sept. 29 from 11:30 a.m. to 1 was always, "When am I going to get off Bening, at the Union Theatre and 500 Christmas". Four panels. Linus, you know p.m. on Spaight's Plaza. the horny page?" I knew a lot of people tickets to the "Little Blue Crunchy how he did that thing with the towel on Chancellor Nancy Zimpher and would see that and would just keep going, Things" concert in the Union Ballroom. his head, now all of a sudden he's a Panther basketball coach Bo Ryan will wouldn't even look at my comic strip Both shows start at 9 p.m. on Wednesday. shepherd? He and Charlie Brown are meet and speak with students. Student thinking, "Well, this has to be sex The campaign to welcome students walking to the play. Snoopy and Association President Laty Keodouangsy related." back to campus has been a tradition for Woodstock spot Linus and think he's an will also join in the festivities. Skrause: "Hank and Suzie." the last 20 years, explained Steve Gore, Arab. Instead of Joe Cool, Joe This or Joe Free soda, hot dogs and cake will be Dunne: So they put in that separate Union Programming Manager. He added That, he was "Joe J.D.L." Joe Jewish available to the first 1,000 students who thing and put me in the back. More that the purpose ofthe "welcome back" Defense League. And he shoots Linus. attend. people are going to see it now. I noticed events is to generate greater student (Chuckles all around) ComedySportz will be on hand for a there's a lack of editorial cartoons in the involvement on campus and increase Dunne: Charlie Brown says, "Rats, one-hour show. alternative press. I would think that every school spirit. The events that take place that dog's gone too far this time." We got Students also have the chance to win alternative paper would have an editorial at the welcome-back party are just a in a lot of trouble for that. So I just kept big prizes just for stopping by. Those who cartoonist. You don't see that. sample of what the Union has to offer up with [cartooning] and doodled with it visit the Student Association booth can Skrause: The weekly comics take the throughout the year. from time to time. Then you get to be a enter the prize drawing for a $100 and place of that. Gore noted that students should plan to certain age and you go, "Okay, do I want $200 Panther card as well as a grand prize Bentley: Because they're a little more party rain or shine. The rain location for to be doing this for the rest of my life?" of one semester of free in-state under­ on the edge? the event is in the Union Ballroom. Skrause: Which was what? graduate tuition. 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Kosovo, all this before the U.N. bomb­ A sultry French woman (Irene Jacob) ings there. Sept. 22, 1999 who is about to teach this little hidden Yugoslavia's official entry to the 1998 1 \j EXCELLENT away world about life, lust, relationships Academy Awards {Life is Beautiful won), hope that he could regain his magic with (both good and bad) and that jazz is not Cabaret Balkan racked up "Best" awards For Love ofthe Game. He does, and \J. VERY GOOD the devil's music. She also inadvertently in Europe, Turkey, Israel, Toronto, Santa brilliantly. Rid your mind of Field of test the very moral fiber this family is Barbara, elsewhere. No contest. It's Dreams. Shoeless Joe doesn't make any held together with. brilliant. Batters the senses, however. \j AVERAGE appearences, and there aren't any Seen through the eyes of Fraiser, this Should be on filmmakers' list of "Must cornfields in sight. Yankee Stadium with movie is absolutely delightful. Some of see." Art for art's sake, this is "Take no all its ghosts does make for a suitable the subject matter is a little bit racy, but prisoners" kind of film making. Simple \j NOT GOOD backdrop for the movie. You have a that's what makes this movie fun. Seeing, vignettes of paths crossing, a twist of feeling that the Babe was watching and what some might consider filth, through Fate, conjoined with searing images will rooting for Billy Chapel. Cosnter plays 0 OFFENSIVE the eyes of a curious 10 year old, make it not be forgotten before reaching the exit. Billy Chapel, a legendary but almost all seem a little less dirty. You can take that promise to the bank, washed up pitcher who has been the My Life So Far My Life So Far is playing at the Inspired perhaps by A Star is Born, to Detroit Tigers during his 20-year career. Malcolm McDowell, Oriental. influence his former lover, a romantic The movie is more than baseball. Irene Jacob -Eric LaRose stages his own (faux) suicide, walking Through the framework of a nine inning MIRAMAX FILMS into the river, in front of a hired, full ballgame, Chapel looks back on his life orchestra playing a schmaltzy score. His and the mistakes he's made for the love "performance" does not include your ofthe game. Kelly Preston puts in a There are Cabarat Balkan happy ending but one in grim laughter. strong performance as Chapel's on and very few films PARAMOUNT CLASSICS Can't help yourself. Black comedy at its off love interest who tries to teach her that have jetest. man that baseball isn't all life is about, come out in Poster blurb for this film reads: A Joel Grey-sort of "M.C." opens the while getting treated shabbily for her recent "On one wild night, in a city gone mad, a picture but this film is no sweet, melodi­ efforts. group of strangers are about to discover ous Kander & Ebb: "What good is sitting memory that I Costner puts in a believable perfor­ that life is a comedy, a tragedy, and alone in your room? Come hear the music would acknowledge as being almost mance that has you rooting for his last everything in between." Yuh. Got that. play. Life is a Cabaret old chum...." perfect. The last being Blair Witch and victpry, and for him to wake up and smell Oh, boy! Expect the unique, the incredible, the the previous one to that being Life is the world outside a ballpark. I haven't Talk about Social Realism! One shocking. This film delivers. Beautiful. My Life So Far comes so close seen too many times where an audience is hundred minutes of humanity not on its Cabaret Balkan opens Friday the 24th to perfect you would have to think it was cheering on a ball game and player in the best behavior, far from it. Even the at the Oriental. made by Icaris. theater, but that's what was happening "comedy" is of gallows humor, for Told through the eyes of lO.year old when I saw this movie. Fraiser (Robert Norman), we find example, as two asshole buddies physi­ - Dr. R. R. Jay cally spar with one another, all the time No, there isn't a voice and ghost ourselves in a wonderful world of love players, but there is an important lesson and excitement with Fraisers family revealing past oneupmanships that begin with cuckoldry, punctuating each jab. A For Love of the Game of life framed inside an exciting and living in a British 'castle'. His father believable baseball story. There's (Colin Firth) is an absentminded inventor bus ride that rivals The Incident. A motorist turns his rage into a personal something for everyone in For Love of and sphagnum moss farmer. He and his the Game, and it truely doesn't disap­ wife (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio) are kristattnacht to force his intended quarry Kevin Costner and out of hiding. baseball. They just go point. very happy with their litter of children -Karen Janka and the house which they share with their For all its faults and foibles, God bless together. After his latest uninspiring effort mother. America because, if believed, He cer­ in Message in a Bottle, you could only STOMP! An Interview With a Member of Stomp, Lynn Wactor By Amanda Myers and Lisa packs and 1,560 ace bandages! Oh, and creators have been perforating for sold- Award, plus Stomp appeared on the 68th Ridgely the above list has also created the much- out shows all over the states. They have annual Academy Awards in March of Since opening in 1991, they've used acclaimed garbage-can-pounding, stick- also been featured on the Tank Girl 1996. Lynn Wactor, age 23, has been 5,200 brooms, 10,400 gallons of water, smashing, frenzied performance called soundtrack and appeared on Quincy Jones with Stomp since 1996. We here at the 1,300 Sunday New York Times, 7,800 Stomp, which just happens to be coming album "Q's Jook Joint", as well as Post chatted with her for a little while pounds of sand, 2,600 garbage can lids, to the Riverside Theatre September 24, creating a soundtrack for the Showtime about what it's like to be a "stomper". 520 hatchet handles, 1,560 ball-peen 25, and 26. movie, Riot, in 1997. Stomp has been Post: So what skills are needed most hammer handles and 260 fire buckets Stomp was created by Luke Cresswell featured in commercials for Coca-Cola, [to be a member of Stomp]? (and oodles of other things). The result? and Steve McNicholas in '91 in Brighton, Ice Pick, and has done numerous spots for Wactor: "I would say just rhythm. You Three damaged kneecaps, five smashed UK. It began its run in the US at the Target stores in the US and for Toyota in don't have to be a trained percussionist to knuckles, and one hand punctured by a Orpheum Theatre in New York in Japan. Stomp created a 12-minute short See Stomp. Page 23 matchstick, not to mention the 1,560 ice February of 1994. Since then, the cast and that was nominated for an Academy

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Willis, who Willis, to the max. $l.56Giant" suffers from chronic •Chuck Rozewicz schizophrenia, has said in Tacos mbw3 5:00-10:30pm Packer Sundays $2.00 Long island $4 Pitchers Ice Teas 9-close Bucket of Shortys 6 for $6.00 $1.00 Tap beer 6:00-close 9:00-close he uwm post It was a move based on an artist's Source's award show. Sure it generated with agile, burly guitar riffs that bring a embracing of new technology and an great ratings but any show with Puff bit of texture to the music. Add to that a 16 Sept. 22, 1999 industry's lack of evolving with the times. Daddy is definitely wack. Especially lyrical angst rivaled only by a handful of Enter Atomic Pop, the internet's since the Hieroglyphics weren't invited. ornery teens, and you have something Music Reviews primetime label, to offer Chuck D the Luckily true heads know there's special. Unfortunately, concept doesn't space he needed. One listen and you'll Strength. You can never go wrong with translate well into reality in this case. understand why. their researched articles sans angry Despite the obvious talent of each of EXCELLENT There's no way Def Jam would have rappers going Kung Fu on a writer. So is the elements on Home, the end result is it ever released this album because it it any wonder that they put out a killer nothing more than a mediocre, unimagi­ doesn't sound like every other Public compilation? No not when you have a native combination of music that's VERY GOOD Enemy disc. But that's why the majors unreleased Del the Funky Homosapien already been played (hence the seemingly it are losing money because they would no track ("Cyberpunks")and fellow hieros endless comparisons to other artists). It's good music if it bite them in their rump The Prose ("The Prose (Officially)"), as not for lack of effort. This is a group that it AVERAGE shaker. well as X-ecutioner Rob Swift featuring had toured nearly non-stop for almost two Whether rapping on the first single, Gudtyme ("The Earth's") and indie years honing their skills. In the process NOT GOOD "Do You Wanna Go Our Way," about sensation Peanut Butter Wolf with DJ they've become a tight, energetic group it black power, or on "Crayola", about hip- Design ("Level Five (The Disc Jockey)"). of musicians. hop's new clown princes, P.E.'s as Plus there's Kut Master Kurt ("Clear­ However, even hard rock wonder- it AWFUL relevant as ever. Flav even takes a swipe ing the Field") and Dilated Peoples track producer Toby Wright (Kom, Alice in at the Fugee's remake "Killing me about what it takes to be a man Chains, , Primus), and cameo's Softly." There's even a song for that ("Strength"). You literally could go on for from Chino Moreno (Deftones) on Flava Flav in all of us on "What What." days talking about the other talent on this "Bender" and English vocalist, Skin, on Public Enemy record. As the Loot Pack puts it "attack "Licking Cream", couldn't change the There's A Poison Goin On... Chuck D and Public Enemy are back in full effect and pretenders beware. the wack" and it does exactly that. basic flaw of this album: it's boring. The ATOMIC POP -Pete Menting -Pete Menting problem with this CD is that has produced essentially, the same track This album is the replayed thirteen times. The same rythmic start ofthe revolu­ patterns, the same tempo, the same key, tion. One ofthe Sevendust the list goes on. Hopefully their skill as most anticipated Various Artists Home musicians will eventually evolve into skill in years and Strength Magazine Presents...Subtext TVT RECORDS as as well. Until then I'd just P.E.'s first studio LONDON assume pass on Home. production in five, "I don't care is not on a major Back in hip-hop's infantancy, many what you f eking - Rajan Shukla label. In the wake of all the corporate critics said it was fad. Well into the fad's say, you can listen stupidity over mergers and MP3 files, second decade, magazines are popping up to our CD and faster than boy bands. Few can match the listen to a Queensryche Chuck D, Flava Flav, and Terminator X, left Def Jam. art and live up to the hype. Just look at CD - they sound * nothing alike.... ATLANTIC the two styles are Why are all of completely different." So says frontman, these hair metal Lajon, of Sevendust. bands coming The comparison between the Atlanta back in vogue? I based quintet and Korn rode with the Top 10 Reasons thought we got band during the year and a half of touring rid of them when in support oftheir 1997, gold-selling, Kurt Cobain rode to Subscribe self-titled debut. into town and With the August release of Home, 10) Coupons. Quarters in short supply since Morn's drove them out, never to return again. laundromat is no longer an option. Sevendust hopes to change a few minds Now I turn on the radio and hear Def 9) Food. Mon cannot live on Mac & Cheese alone. in the hardcore world Lajon may be right Leppard, Ratt, Quiet Riot, and all the rest ft) Business & Wall Street Journal Sunday. Contrary to in pointing out that to say the group is an of them embarrassments to human popular belief, money still not found growing on imitation of their metal counterparts from '• trees. society. California isn't entirely accurate. 7) Travel. Even Spring Break gets old after four years. Sevendust is more like the bastard love- Now Queensryche is making a 6) MJS Tech.com / Access Magazine. Techie webhead comeback? Why? Did the royalties from buddy with access to cool internet stuff threatening child of Korn and Queensryche. Rhyth­ to graduate soon. mically, Home is a sonic buffet of many run out. Did they miss the 5) Cue & TV/Cue. Experience not the best teacher after ofthe trends that have taken over rock barely legal women miming around dropping $10 to see a painfully bad movie. music in recent years: harsh, staccato backstage? Are spandex pants with the 4) Good Morning & Comics. No matter which way you riffs, a healthy dose of unusual effects, ass-cheeks cut out coming back too? All slice it. Macroeconomics still not funny or entertaining. and the ever-popular art of sampling. The of these questions and still the biggest one 3) Classifieds. A mauve and green sleeper sofa starts is WHY? to look pretty good when accessorized with a $20 thing that sets them apart - that is, the price tag. thing that makes them not quite Kom - is The CD, like all of Queensryche's 2) Still can't drive to the corner newsstand in your their melodic, Pop edge. The concept is before, is definitely listenable. Exquisitely underwear without being arrested. pretty interesting, and, individually, produced by Queensryche in the Bob 1) Your folks gave you that credit card for a reason - Sevendust's members bring versatile and Rock/ Mutt Lange style they have always you might as well use it. often unique sounds to the table. used. But why? You left, there's no coming back when you leave. You, . 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For the The Panthers have jumped out to their hurt its own cause by committing numer­ 15-6, 15-7, and 15-8. This was the Golden match, the Panthers hit .336. best start ever as a Division I team, at 10- ous hitting errors. Eagles' first match ofthe season, and the 1, after taking two out of three matches at Sloppy play dogged the Panthers in the Panthers capitalized. Dallenbach, who Dallenbach had 20 kills and six digs for the first annual Wisconsin Tournament in second game, and Marshall took advan­ was named MVP ofthe tournament, the Panthers; Raschka had 14 kills; Madison this past weekend. tage of it for a 12-6 lead. finished with 16 kills and 13 digs, while Malterer finished with 12 kills and ten digs; Schurla had 11 kills; and Schneider Their ten-match winning streak came But the Panthers stormed back, and Schneider added 44 assists. tallied 55 assists. to an end Saturday against the 13 th- although they trailed 15-14, Raschka Next up was Stephen F. Austin, a team ranked Wisconsin Badgers, who had two scored on a block and a kill to help pull it that finished 24-7 last year. The Panthers finish their road trip starters, Sherissa Livingston and Kelly out for UWM 17-15. In this match, however, they played Tuesday when they play at Illinois State. Kennedy, who did not play in the Pan­ Scoring the first six points ofthe third volleyball more like Stone Cold Steve The Redbirds played in the NCCA thers' win on September 1 at the Klotsche game, the Panthers kept Marshall at bay Austin, as the Panthers took advantage of tournament last year, only to be swept by Center. throughout and came away with a 15-6 many Ladyjack mistakes to win 15-4, 15- Utah. The Panthers served notice in the first win. 7, and 15-8. This Friday the Panthers play their game that they came to play, beating the Malterer had 21 kills and 12 digs, Raschka and Malterer led a balanced conference opener against Cleveland State Badgers 15-11. But then the Badgers while Schneider added 58 assists and 17 attack for the Panthers with nine kills ach, at the Klotsche Center beginning at 7 PM. came back to take the last three games 15- for the Panthers. and Schneider added 29 assists. 9, 15-7, and 15-7. Indiana-Purdue-Indianapolis awaited That left Purdue, a physical team that Earlier in the day, the Panthers de­ the Panthers next. Although they a fine was expected to finish high in the Big Ten feated Marquette for the second time this hitter in Michelle Hamblen, however, the this year. season. Although it was not as easy this Jaguars proved to be not much of a match The Panthers took the first game 15-7, time around, the Panthers scored another for the Panthers. sweep, this time by scores of 15-11, 15- With Dallenbach finding the open spots 10, and 15-6. on her kills, the Panthers took game on The Panthers got off the ground well 15-5. Two more Dallenbach kills broke Friday when they faced UW-Green Bay in the second game open as the Panthers a non-conference match. It proved to be a won 15-9, and an H -point run in the third rout as UWM won 15-3, 15-5, and 15-3. game led the way to another 15-9 win. Senior Sue Raschka had 15 kills, while Schurla scored twice on kills and twice on Apply on the web Ericka Malterer added 13 kills and 13digs. blocks in the run. Freshman Kristin Krubsack had five kills Dallenbach paced the Panthers with 13 and get up to *5B of in ten tries, and Larissa Cattanach pitched kills and 14 digs, and Schneider had 49 in with two kills. assists. FREE calling time/ The fine performance oyer this past Also, Malterer became the Panthers' weekend followed up a sweep in the all-time digs leader with 967. 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Malterer, who was named the With the wind out ofthe Dukes' sails, tournament's Most Valuable Player, had the Panthers coasted to a 15-5 win in the 17 kills and seven blocks, while Raschka, third game behind solid play from who was also on the All-Tournament everyone on the court. team, had 16 kills and six blocks. www.gtecard.com Laura Dallanbach led the Panthers with Schneider had 48 assists and 12 digs, or 16 kills and 13 digs, while Katie and she and Malterer finished tied for the Schneider had 51 assists and nine digs, career digs lead with 974. 1-888-591-7900 giving her 4,000 assists in her career,and "Our blocking has been improving a head coach Kathy Litzau celebrated the lot," Litzau said, "and I think we'll be itod to your GTE Calling Card account. 'When you carry 100th win of her career. able to get even better at it." II our toll-free number or visit our web site for complete No education cuts! Take Back the Night

"We need to think about what happens in terms of access when you raise tuition. Take Back The Night (TBTN) is an annual event held, according to this year's 20th Who has access to power when tuition increases? Only certain people," asserted Tim anniversary leaflet, "to honor and acknowledge women survivors of domestic violence, Hong, a member of UW Madison's Asian American Student Union during a class sexual assualt, incest and other forms of violence against women." TBTN will be held walkout last Wednesday at UW Madison. Thursday, September 23, 1999 beginning at 6 p.m. at the Peck Pavilion 929 N. Water St. (Marcus Center for the Performing Arts) and will include a rally, march, candlelight Students like Hong rightly took to the streets after a short rally demanding that the vigil and survivors speakout. The Women's Resource Center at UWM is a sponsor. state invest in education by fully funding the university system's requests. Students at We support and honor the women who will come out on this night and reject the UW-Lacrosse and UW-Stout stood in solidarity with their fellow students by also violence in any form that has been inflicted on them and their loved ones. We should walking out of classes. Here at UWM, the Student Association made a telephone note however that this violence isn't an abstract happenstance phenomenon common in available so students could call their representatives. Actions also took place at UW all societies. Under an economic and patriarchial system that has as its main objective schools statewide. These actions were part ofthe State Budget Day of Action (see story profit over human needs, it should come as no surprise that women-primarily women of page 1). color and non-hetereosexual identities-bear the brunt of the racism, sexism, homopho­ Students were asked to call their elected representatives. The demands were: bia and classism endemic to a capitalist society. *Freeze the level of tuition; Although we need to confront and resist individual acts of violence perpetrated *Deny the Regents full tuition flexibility; against women we need to likewise resist a system which depends and thrives on this *Fully fund the diversity Plan 2008; and violence and oppression of women to survive. Abject poverty, lack of or inefficient *Grant faculty and staff decent wage increases medical and childcare, no educational opportunities, the restriction of abortion rights, While state support for education funding has decreased , some of our state represen­ sterilization abuse and restriction of reproductive rights are a few ofthe crimes of tatives such as Assembly Majority Leader Scott Jensen (R-Waukesha) and our esteemed humanity committed against women that are unconciousable but make twisted sense Governor can find money for $50 million supermax prisons. We suppose it makes sense under a system ofthe few oppressing the many. when the people you represent need a cheap slave labor force with no union representa­ So at TBTN it might be a good idea to glance around at the various corporate heads, tion, no benefits, and a convenient strike-and conciousness breaking mechanism like individuals, community agencies, and mayors who are seemingly fighting against the "super-max." And of course absolutely no access to education so the workers- violence and oppression against women while simultaneously frothing at the mouth at mostly African American, Latino and First Nation (Native American), won't become how they will profit on W-2 and other draconian measures aimed squarely at extracting aware of ways to fight their oppression. the humanity and labour power out of women. Morever, most ofthe women working Of course, we don't advocate for Democrats either as they also represent capital. under W-2 are women of color and poor who are not represented by unions. Because of Many Democrats, including representative Tom Barrett, supported the $15 billion this they are regulary subject to verbal, sexual and physical attacks. Therefore, race and emergency funding ofthe U.S./NATO war in Yugoslavia which only benefitted capital class oppression as well as sexism and homophobia and its effects, should be part ofthe and destroyed a country of workers. But on the issue of education funding, Democrats discussion at TBTN. The timing is especially crucial because W-2 "term limits" (which are forced to stand behind students and the working-class so they can continue to will literally put women and children in the streets with virtually no safety networks) receive votes. It also provides a good cover of representing our "interests." will be placing thousands of these women in the streets in the weeks, months and years So as we oppose tuition increases with Mr. Hong, let's remember that we are the to come unless we stop it. only ones who can and will fight for our interests which are jobs, education, and As we stand with our sisters on Thursday at TBTN, we must continue the struggle healthcare, not prisons and war. As we call our representatives at 1-800-362-9472 to against all individual women's oppression. Buts let's also reject the economic system in relay the above demands, let's also remember that the struggles of the working class, of which we live under so women and others will no longer have to suffer within a system which the majority of students are members of, are what's going to ensure that educa­ that views human and other living beings as mere appendages for profit and violence is tion is a right for all and not politicians who are largely nothing more than mouthpieces viewed as the natural order of things. for capital. Support Mumia Awareness Week The statewide activities taking place this week in support of African-American Mumia speaks for us time and time again while under the threat of death. If the state can political prisoner Mumia Abu-Jamal are a welcome breath of fresh air in Wisconsin and murder Mumia it sends a message to all of us who are raising our voices and defying the should be supported by all those who stand for justice. Abu-Jamal is facing execution status quo in any form to either muzzle ourselves and others or face the wrath ofthe in Pennsylvania in connection with the shooting death in 1982 of white Philadelphia empire. police officer Daniel Faulkner. Abu-Jamal, an outspoken a ward-winning journalist was We will be in Madison on Saturday marching from the State Capitol to the new Dane framed because he is an African American freedom fighter, for his former membership County Jail to demand a new trial for Mumia and also money forjobs, education and in the Black Panther Party, his political beliefs and his radical (to the root) journalism healthcare not war, death and prisons. While we march in Madison let's unite across race, which consistently focused on police brutality against the poor and people of color, class, sex, and sexual identity lines and focus on the true enemy as Mumia has taught us. specifically on the MOVE organization. Abu-Jamal has continued to write from death Mumia Awareness Week and the Madison march and rally to free our brother Mumia row writing over 400 articles and two books. Abu-Jamal can be the start of a new movement here in Wisconsin for social justice if only Abu-Jamal is one of those rare journalists who speaks for those who have been we take the reins. traditionally ignored in this nation's mass media. It's for those who can't buy their way A caravan will be leaving from Milwaukee for Madison. Drivers and vehicles are into the media that Abu-Jamal speaks. For speaking the truth Abu-Jamal is an anomaly needed. To attend or for more information contact Wisconsin for Mumia c/o at (414) 374- in journalism. As lies cloaked in press releases is the order ofthe day in news rooms 1034 or [email protected]. For more information on the case of Abu-Jamal, log on the nationally, the "voice ofthe voiceless" continues to illuminate for us a crystal clear International Concerned Family and Friends of Mumia Abu-Jamal at http:// analysis ofthe world's events. It is speaking for the people and being an uncompromis­ www.mumia. org. ing revolutionary journalist that Abu-Jamal has been marked for death by the state. We Where do you stand? Free Mumia Abu-Jamal! Free Leonard Peltier! Free all political cannot let him die. Abu-Jamal has inspired youth and students by not selling out. prisoners! the uwm post Sept. 22, 1999 21 Racism in health care

out on this issue. He stated that "the Staggering disparity is important...If we were comparing Black women in this country death rate for with women in Tanzania, we would be talking about how great we are doing. We pregant Black are not. In this country, we have a certain standard of expectation about the risk of Student leaders women women in pregnancy, and Black women are off the scale right now." By Monica Moorehead No other city has felt this crisis more speak profoundly than Washington D.C. "Racism...needs to be studied if we D.C. is truly a tale of two cities. One want to understand health differences part ofthe city is home to the administra­ DEAR EDITOR, DEAR EDITOR, between Blacks and Whites.".This simple tive branch of U.S. imperialism, while the Access to a quality, affordable higher The UW System is important to the but profound statement was made by Dr. other part is home to a deeply impover­ education in Wisconsin is in grave danger. economic health and well-being of Richard David, associate professor at the ished and colonized African American In the past, Wisconsin has been able to Wisconsin. Citizens who achieve higher College of Medicine at the University of community. avoid the economic recessions and levels of education tend to be more Illinois, two years ago at a conference At D.C. General Hospital, the city's downturns which have plagued nearby financially secure. A 1993 report showed organized by the Northern New Jersey largest public health facility, three states because of our traditional support that families in which one head of Maternal Child Health Consortium. quarters of pregnant Black women are for higher education. By ensuring that household completed at least a bachelor's The words ring just as true today. classified as high risk. It is no wonder that Wisconsin's citizens have access to the degreee earned an average of $80,098 per They appeared in a front-page article in the mortality rate of Black mothers there university system, we have established an year, more than twice the amount for the Aug. 8 New York Times titled, "Black is the highest in the entire country. educated workforce who positively families in which no one achieved more Mothers' Mortality Rate Under Scrutiny." The mortality rate of Black mothers contribute to the economy of this great than a high school diploma. The article focused attention on a study cannot be separated from the mortality state. People with higher levels of education released this past spring by the Centers for rate of Black infants. That tradition of excellence in educa­ have been consistently shown to earn Disease Control in Atlanta. Black infants are two-and-a-half times tion has been compromised in recent more money throughout their lifetime. A The study was a compilation of more likely to die before the age of 1 than years. Years of underfunding the Univer­ greater average income translates into a statistics exposing the fact that Black white infants. The CDC estimates that by sity of Wisconsin System are beginning to greater and more stable tax base and more women in the U.S. are nearly four times the year 2000, the rate will climb to three show. As a result, tuition has increased at revenue for the state and federal govern­ more likely to die during childbirth than times as high. In the poorer neighbor­ four to five times the rate of inflation, ment. white women. The numbers include both hoods, the rates are even more astronomi­ while financial aid has failed to keep pace. In addition, a greater average income poor, working-poor and middle-class cal. Additionally, compensation for faculty also means more money to return to the Black women. The Black infant mortality rate in the and staff has fallen below national local economy with the purchase of goods The statistics speak for themselves. U.S. is the highest among the most averages. and services. From 1987 until 1996, one out of every industralized countries, and is even higher Today, Wisconsin has an opportunity Wisconsin's higher education raises the 5,102 Black women died in childbirth. than some developing ones. to invest in the future. By fully funding standard of living for its citizens and The number for white women was one out For example, the ratio of infant the UW System, we can ensure that strengthens the Wisconsin economy. of every 18, 868. mortality in Washington is twice that of Wisconsin's working and middle class With the development of the 1999- This disturbing disparity has remained socialist Havanna, Cuba. Seventy-nine families can afford to access higher 2001 biennial budget in the state legisla­ relatively constant over the past four countries have a lower infant mortality education. ture, Wisconsin is at a critical juncture. It decades. This particular gap ranks among rate than Harlem, according to Harper's United Council of UW Students and is time to invest a portion ofthe projected the highest in U.S. public health. And it Index. United Faculty and Academic Staff have state surplus into Wisconsin's future by comes at a time when the overall infant Health care: Who can afford it? called for statewide action on the biennial educating students today. We must use mortality rate has increased. Cutbacks in health care, especially in budget. Call or write your state legislators that surplus to freeze tuition and provide The factors that make pregnant Black the poorer neighborhoods, have had a and urge them to use a portion ofthe our faculty and staff with living wages. women at high-risk include hypertension, devastating impact. surplus to fully fund the UW System. We I urge my fellow students to contact diabetes and obesity-which are closely There has been a general policy of must work together to ensure that all their state legislators and let them know associated with malnutrition and poor closing down hospitals in the inner cities. Wisconsin families have equal access to that investing surplus funds in education diet. In Chicago alone, 10 hospitals have been the UW System. is the only way to ensure that all The lack of adequate pre-natal care is shut down recently-all in Black and Wisconsin's citizens have access to a tied to the increased levels of poverty due Latino neighborhoods. Michelle Diggles, United Council of quality ^ affordable education to President Clinton's eradication of In the remaining hospitals, access to UW Students welfare. health care has been severely reduced. In Frank Emspak, United Faculty & Laty Keodouangsy, Drug, (including alcohol) abuse, as Cook County Hospital, with a clientele Academic Staff President well as exposure to environmental toxins that is 90 percent people of color, the Student Association at UWM and violence,-are important factors as waiting period for an appointment can be well. upwards of six months. r Ihe UUJM Post inuites readers to submit perspective pieces and Letters to the Editor. To be eligible for All of these conditions have made Local private hospitals use a policy publication, letters and opinion pieces must include, for purposes of uerification, the authors name, adddress, Black women more prone to high levels called "patient dumping" whereby huge and phone number. Names mill be uiifheld if a compelling reason is pen. Submissions must be typed and of stress on the job and in their daily lives numbers of patients who come through double-spaced. The preferred length for letters is 250 ujords. Opinion/Perspectiue pieces should be a maximum as they struggle to survive in a racist and their doors without health insurance are sexist society. transferred to Cook County-no matter of 750 mords. Deadlines for submissions in Wednesdays at nnon.The Post reserues the right to edit submis­ 'Off the scale' how severe the health problem may be. sions. Submissions may be sent to The MDH Post, PO Box 413, Onion Box 88, Hiltuaukee, Ull 53201-0413, faxed Even the U.S. surgeon general, Dr. See Racism. Page 23 to 414.22Q.457l or emailed to lettersdluiijmposf.com. Rll submissions become property of the UUIH Post. David Satcher-who is black-has spoken ences with violence, tie their story with a attend college. ribbon and attach it to a wall ofthe "That's big," said Seasholes. display. But the numbers don't surprise her. In Rally. From Page 6 It is Seasholes' hope that people start campus orientations, Seasholes often asks to a friend. acknowleding the statistics that accom­ students if they know anyone who has Part ofthe violence display is a pany domestic violence and sexual been sexually assaulted. In a room of 350 "Ribbon Project," which is interactive, assault. According to the Women's students, half will raise their hands. said Seasholes. She explained that the Resource Center, one in four women and "Ribbon Project" invites both women and one in seven men have experienced More people need to get involved and men to write down their personal experi­ unwanted sexual contact by the time they support area organizations that work with SpankiiT. From Page 4 those affected by violence, explained •Helps immune system! Seasholes. 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Student City.com is Post: Do you learn all the parts then? looking for highly Wactor: "No, when you're hired you motivated students to usually learn one role, or they hire you to promote spring break be a swing, which is to learn usually two 2000! Organize a rolesand I got hired as a swing so I small group and travel learned two roles and the last couple of free! Top campus reps years I've learned two additional roles." can earn a free trip & Post: What kind of previous training over $10,000! Choose did you have before, and up to, in the Cancun, Jamaica or past three years for this show? Nassau! Book trips on­ Wactor: "I'm an actor, I train. Well, line. Log in and win now I'm a stomper- [laughs]..a combina­ free stuff. Sign up now tion of a lot of things!" on-line. Post: Did you start touring right away www.srudentcity.com [once you were hired]? or 800/293-1443. Wactor: "Pretty much. I trained in New YorkI did maybe two weeks of shows in Student Work New York, and then they sent me on the Dynamic Internet Co. road because I got hired to tour." seeks pt help. Work on Post: So who's your idol? campus flex, hrs Wactor: "That's a difficult question. advancement pot. You're asking me about it at an off point $500-$1000/mo. in my life so I'd have to say that right now I'll decline to answer that question Evening [laughs]! Actually, no, my idol is my Babbysitter needed mom. I'm fortunate enough to have a for 2yr/old, car & ref. great relationship with my mom." required. Lucy 962- If you'd like to go see Stomp, call the 7527. Riverside Theater at 224-3000. Also, look for the Post's review ofthe show in an How does $800/ upcoming issue. week extra income Visit one of these local branches to sign up for the Student Combo and receive a free T-shirt: sound to you? 4015 North Oakland 735 W. Wisconsin Ave. 100 E. Wisconsin Ave.

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