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Drug use at UNC In 2011, a random sample of 6,000 UNC students showed which controlled substances individuals have reported using THIS IS YOUR SCHOOL ON within a year of the survey. Marijuana was the most common, with amphetamines at a distant second.

6.2%

1.0% Amphetamines 37.1% Steroids Drug use in the UNC system DRUGSCampus population size does not always correlate with the proportion of drug-related arrests. Drug examples Appalachian State University, which ranks 6th in population size, had the most arrests. Amphetamines 5.8% Fayetteville State University Speed, Meth UNC-Pembroke Elizabeth City State University Designer drugs UNC-Wilmington Spice, Ecstasy UNC-Asheville Hallucinogens UNC-Charlotte Sedatives 3.0% N.C. A&T State University Downers, Ludes Marijuana Winston Salem State University 6.0% N.C. Central University Hallucinogens 1.9% Western Carolina University Cocaine LSD, PSP 3.7% UNC-Chapel Hill 2.1% N.C. State University Inhalants Designer drugs Opiates East Carolina University Glue, Gas 1.9% UNC-Greensboro Sedatives Other drugs Appalachian State University Opiates 35,000 28,000 21,000 14,000 7,000 0 0 200 400 600 Heroin, Smack Inhalants Population Reported drug charges since 2007 * The survey is voluntary. Of the 6,000 students asked to participate, roughly 30% responded, according to the Dean of Students o ce. SOURCE: THE UNC CORE DRUG AND ALCOHOL SURVEY, HTTP://OPE.ED.GOV, ASSISTANT DEAN OF STUDENTS DEAN BLACKBURN DTH/ MEG WRATHER

bongs, pipes and grinders that go survey found that drug use among include the marijuana substitute In treatment The use of certain drugs with it — he has batches of psy- UNC-CH students is increasing. Spice, went from 2.6 percent to 6 at UNC-CH is on the rise, chedelic mushrooms growing. CORE is a national alcohol percent in the same period. If a student is charged with T. is a UNC student who and drug use database that focus- Dean Blackburn, assistant a drug-related offense, the a survey shows. asked to remain anonymous es on colleges. dean of students, said the survey University’s Dean of Students because of his criminal history, The UNC-CH voluntary sur- results are not normally released Office usually refers them to the By Memet Walker some of which was not disclosed vey found that about 37 percent to the public because the study’s Alcohol and Substance Abuse Staff Writer to UNC. of a 1,800-student sample used contents require expert interpre- Treatment Program (ASAP) “I do drugs because I like to do marijuana in the last year. tation. — an outpatient rehabilitation T.’s home mirrors the lifestyle drugs,” he said. “I’m not a drug Amphetamine use nearly “The numbers need context,” facility funded by UNC Health he leads. addict. I’m a recreational drug doubled from 4.3 percent in 2010 he said. “We’re just below the Care. Along with the marijuana on user.” And he’s not alone. to 6.2 percent in 2011. national average,” he said about the living room table — and the A 2011 CORE drug and alcohol Designer drug use, which can student drug use. See drugs, Page 4

Researchers explore an UNC becomes more selective The University accepted UNC acceptance rates tighten over the years From 2008 to 2012 the undergraduate acceptance rate at UNC has steadily decreased. It sharply app to inform of STDs only 25.7 percent of its declined for the class of 2016 due to the University’s addition of the Common Application. applicants this year. 60 In-state Total Out-of -state UNC researchers say By Grace Raynor 50 such an app could stop Staff Writer the spread of STDs. Michael Ward never wanted 40 to go to a college that accepted a By Sarah Niss lot of people. 30 Staff Writer The high school senior from Woodbridge, Va. — who was 20 Imagine a Facebook app that recently accepted to the UNC accepted of applicants Percent could tell you one of your friends class of 2016 — applied in a year 10 has a sexually transmitted disease that saw 24 percent more appli- 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 and that you are at risk. cations and a lower acceptance SOURCE: ASHLEY MEMORY DTH/MEG WRATHER A team of UNC researchers rate. has determined that such an app “I think it’s rewarding myself would be an effective avenue for for the hard work I’ve done to tive this year, accepting only This acceptance rate is down inhibiting the spread of STDs, apply to schools that are selec- 25.7 percent of its 29,486 appli- from 31.4 percent out of 23,753 given the strong link between tive like North Carolina,” Ward cants, said Ashley Memory, applicants last year, she said. social and recreational habits. dth photo illustration/josh clinard said while touring campus senior assistant director of Memory said the increase “Looking at the data, sexual Wednesday. the Office of Undergraduate networks and social networks “Social networks quantify tion to offer resources on STDs to UNC was even more selec- Admissions. See admissions, Page 4 fit together extremely well,” said people that are alike that we young people in a new way. Dr. Peter Leone, who has been wouldn’t be able to capture in “We need to go to where they researching the relationships other demographics,” Leone are and engage them,” she said. between friend groups and indi- said. “We’re competing with Angry vidual habits. “We want to get to folks that Birds and Pandora.” New housekeeping head named Leone, the medical director are at a higher risk and don’t Hightow-Weidman said of the N.C. HIV/STD Prevention know it,” he said. researchers have discussed ideas By Claire McNeill University’s housekeeping the Carolina campus leading and Control Branch, said educat- The researchers hope to use for an application on Facebook Assistant University Editor department starting April 23. Housekeeping Services,” the ing people about these diseases websites and social networking or smartphones that could be Before working at N.C. State, email read. in new ways is being thoroughly sites like Facebook to educate used to confidentially tell a The University announced Dixon worked for several cor- Lea Holt, director of explored. people about STDs. group of friends they might be Wednesday it has hired a new porations that provided house- University Mail Services, has “People tend to hang with folks “The ultimate goal here is at risk. director of Housekeeping keeping services for private and been interim director of the who engage in similar interests reducing the number of newly Services already exist to send Services, filling a profound governmental organizations, housekeeping department since and activities,” he said. infected individuals with STDs messages online or by text to leadership gap in a department according to an email to UNC former director Bill Burston left Even though they may differ in and HIV,” Leone said. “The tra- anonymously alert a friend that undergoing sweeping reform. students, faculty and staff the University on Sept. 28. gender or race, groups of friends ditional way of doing that isn’t someone has an STD, but not on Darius Dixon, deputy assis- Wednesday night. Burston had been the sub- could have sexual partners in working well.” Facebook, she said. tant director of housekeeping “We are fortunate to have ject of controversy within the common or engage in similar Dr. Lisa Hightow-Weidman is at N.C. State University and someone with Mr. Dixon’s broad behavior, he said. working on a website or applica- See std app, Page 4 a UNC alumnus, will lead the experience and knowledge of See housekeeping, Page 4

SexualityStudies.unc.edu Stephanie Coontz: “Courting Disaster? Same-Sex Marriage and the Overthrow of Traditional Marriage” Today, 5:30 p.m. u University Room, Hyde Hall u Reception after the talk

This event is part of the UNC Program in Sexuality Studies series, “Equality Matters,” an examination of the legal, economic, and social implications of same-sex unions. Co-sponsors: Department of History u Provost’s Committee on LGBTQ Life u Diversity Incentive Fund u Parr Center for Ethics

Drugs are a bet with your mind. Jim Morrison 2 Thursday, April 5, 2012 News The Daily Tar Heel

The Daily Tar Heel arbor-weeding DAILY DOSE www.dailytarheel.com Established 1893 119 years of editorial freedom Let them eat drunk food Steven norton From staff and wire reports EDITOR-in-chief [email protected] n case you completely missed every important part of European history in tarini parti high school, the above headline is the beginning of our very own Marie An- Managing editor [email protected] toinette analogy. Welcome to the 21st century production of “The French Kelly mcHUGH Revolution,” starring the NCAA as Marie and hungry student athletes as visual Managing editor theI peasants. Yes, this makes the BCS the reign of terror. [email protected] ANDY THOMasoN Erving Walker, last seen playing for the Florida Gators in this year’s Elite Eight, university EDITOR was arrested at 1 a.m. Friday in Gainesville, Fla., after he stole a $3 taco from Taco [email protected] jEANNA SMIALEK Bell. 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foreign policy, human rights THE UNIVERSITY of NORTH CAROLINA and the environment? at CHAPEL HILL The Daily Tar Heel News Thursday, April 5, 2012 3 Town police lack cellphone records policy officials stated they had no docu- have the constitutional right to “With Chapel Hill, some of it is “American citizens have the constitutional right Chapel Hill police ments regarding policies they use privacy, so we need to make sure unclear, but they did include evi- secure warrants before to obtain cellphone records. that police go through the proper dence of at least one time when to privacy, so we need to make sure that police go ACLU requests for policies for channels for this information.” they had sought a court order for through the proper channels for this information.” tracking cellphones. tracking cellphone location and Of the 200 departments cellphone records,” Meno said. usage were sent to hundreds of that responded to the request, But Meno said Chapel Hill’s Mike Meno, Spokesman for ACLU of North Carolina By Jenny Surane police departments across the about 40 were located in North lack of procedures worried him. Staff Writer nation. Carolina, including Chapel Hill. “This can be troubling some- poena from a judge. to hurt herself,” he said. “We They were released to draw “A lot of police departments times if there isn’t written policy “Sometimes cell phone records tracked her cellphone, found her Vagueness in Chapel Hill attention to inconsistencies in didn’t even respond,” Meno said. about cellphone tracking.” are important to proving or dis- and got her the help she needed.” Police Department policies for policy, as well as a lack of regula- “Of those that did, about half Chapel Hill Sgt. Joshua proving a person’s involvement in Victor Medley, a senior major- tracking cellphone usage is caus- tion for the practice, especially gave us information that wasn’t Mecimore said though police do the crimes we are investigating,” ing in public policy, said he still ing a stir among some who worry for police departments that track clear.” not have a written protocol, they he said. worries that Chapel Hill’s policy about the potential for privacy cellphones without warrants. In its response to the records do have standard procedures sur- Mecimore also described a is too aggressive. invasion. “The information we are talk- request, Chapel Hill police rounding cellphone tracking. situation in which tracking some- “That’s a pretty invasive policy,” In the department’s response to ing about is sensitive, personal included a search warrant issued Before officers track a cell- one’s cellphone allowed police to he said. an American Civil Liberties Union information,” said Mike Meno, to BellSouth Mobility Records for phone or obtain cellphone save a young woman’s life. public records request released spokesman for ACLU of North telephone numbers involved in a records, he said, they have to “A girl texted her friend and Contact the City Editor last weekend, Chapel Hill police Carolina. “American citizens death investigation. issue a warrant or have a sub- told her friend that she was going at [email protected]. Several UNC creating leaders groups oppose Organization Amendment One works to elevate Kibera as the loss of benefits for many Students and faculty North Carolina families, not By Neal Smith are concerned about solely those with same-sex part- Staff Writer nerships. the amendment. The UNC Coalition Against Only one Carolina for Kibera employ- Amendment One is a student ee currently works in the United States By Maggie Conner group focused on educating stu- — but soon that number will double. Staff Writer dents about the amendment and Though the expansion might seem registering voters, said group minor, the organization’s leaders say it is Today, 600 students are expect- member Stephen Bishop. representative of the nonprofit’s contin- ed to wear identical yellow shirts “Ideally, we like to let people ued growth. in protest of Amendment One. make the decision for themselves, And it has caught the attention of at The amendment, which would as long as they are educated least one public figure. Nicholas Kristof, change the North Carolina about the issue,” he said. a columnist for The New York Times, constitution to recognize only Bishop said that many people tweeted about the organization Tuesday. marriage between a man and decide to vote against the amend- “Congrats to Rye Barcott’s great a woman as a legal union, has ment when they learn that there #CarolinaForKibera for preparing to add mobilized a coalition of diverse is more to it than just gay mar- staff member in Chapel Hill,” Kristof groups of students and faculty riage. Some conservatives who tweeted, linking to the job opening. leading up to the May 8 primary. oppose gay marriage also oppose Carolina for Kibera, which is primar- The movement’s leaders said this amendment. ily funded by individual donors, was they are focused on opposing the “This is one of the harshest, founded in 2001. Its mission is to devel- legislation through educating broadest amendments out there,” op local leaders, catalyze positive change voters about its ramifications. he said. and alleviate poverty in the Kibera slum Sophomore Josh Orol, head of The coalition includes campus in Nairobi, Kenya. the t-shirt initiative for the UNC groups such as Project Dinah, The organization recently announced Coalition Against Amendment Feminist Students United, it is seeking a new development officer to One, has distributed 600 shirts Young Democrats, Students for a be stationed in Chapel Hill. The majority protesting the amendment. Democratic Society and the Gay, of the staff works in Kenya. Students all wear the shirts on Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Co-founder and UNC alumnus Rye specific days to raise awareness, and Straight Alliance. Their aim Barcott first visited Kibera as an under- he said. is to persuade the community to graduate, where he formed friendships “I wanted to create a visible oppose the amendment, he said. with two native Kenyans who would icon to show people that a vote The UNC Roosevelt Institute become the group’s co-founders. on the amendment is approach- is taking a different approach to From then on, the mission was to ing,” he said. oppose the amendment. Francis spark change, Leann Bankoski ,executive Jackie Overton, chairwoman Wong, co-president of UNC’s director at UNC, said. of the Employee Forum, said that chapter, said that while most “Our ultimate goal is to create local while the forum cannot officially groups look at the issue from a leadership and to create leaders that can dth/bryce butner take a stand against the amend- moral or humanities standpoint, lead their community to rise above,” she Leann Bankoski is executive director of Carolina for Kibera, an international, nongovern- ment, it has outlined its possible they wanted to provide an alter- said. mental organization based in the Kibera slum of Nairobi, Kenya. consequences to faculty and staff. native narrative. “We do this through social programs “We want to raise the point The institute compiled state- that make life better in the short term, “It’s about us working with the community to mutually ben- that this affects many people, not ments about why to oppose the and we’re teaching them valuable life just gay couples,” she said. amendment from each of their skills that they will need later in life to be efit and work toward a common goal — social justice and In a letter to Chancellor departments — such as foreign the voices of change.” Holden Thorp, Overton outlined policy and economics, he said. Kibera has an estimated population human decency.” the forum’s concerns about the “We thought it would be of between 170,000 and 1 million people Kevin Diao, Junior who heads the UNC student group Students for Kibera amendment. These include vague unique to come at it from a policy living in an area of one square mile. The legislation, the amendment’s angle,” Wong said. average daily income is $2. discriminatory nature and the The organization has grown to include social justice and human decency.” It wound up telling the story of the negative impacts it would have Contact the University Editor a sports association, an education pro- The organization’s sports association organization through the eyes of the on UNC faculty and staff — such at [email protected]. gram, and centers for health and hygiene uses soccer and jump rope programs people involved with it, Arthurs said. programs. to create understanding across gender “It’s all Kiberan voices,” he said. “We tied The programs are run by an all-Kenyan and ethnic lines in a slum that has been (ethnic violence) into how it affects the soc- staff, many of whom are from Kibera. marred by ethnic violence. cer league and affects the league’s goal of Junior Kevin Diao, who heads the The sports association’s soccer league breaking down social and ethnic tension.” UNC student group Students for Kibera, and the lives of the players involved with Bankoski said the film shows commit- inBRIEF said the goal of the group is participatory it will be chronicled in a documentary ment from UNC alumni to telling Kibera’s titled “Without a Fight,” which will pre- story within the larger community. receiving 21 of 33 votes. development. CAMPUS BRIEFS “This means that it’s not about us mier at the Full Frame Documentary “Our work will always evolve as the Comparato elected speaker helping the community of Kibera,” Diao Film Festival in Durham on April 13. needs of the community evolve,” she said. National honorary society of 94th Student Congress said in an email. “It’s about us working Directed by UNC alumnus Jason inducts 158 UNC students with the community to mutually benefit Arthurs, the film was initially intended to Contact the University Editor Sophomore Paige Comparato and work toward a common goal — show the history of Carolina for Kibera. at [email protected]. was elected speaker of Student Phi Beta Kappa inducted 158 Congress by the newly inaugurat- UNC students Monday. ed members of the 94th Student The nation’s oldest college hon- Congress on Wednesday. orary society — known as Alpha Comparato beat out fellow of North Carolina at UNC — has sophomore Connor Brady by a 280 chapters nationwide. vote of 20 to 14. Students must have completed 75 hours of coursework and J-School defends exam changes “I want your ideas to be heard and the 94th Congress to be as maintained a 3.85 GPA or better efficient as it possibly can be,” to be eligible. Changes to the spelling The word usage section will “Word usage is more relevant to good writing… Comparato said, addressing the Students who have 105 course replace the spelling portion of the Probably half the spelling errors I see are actually undergraduate and graduate hours and a 3.75 GPA are also part of the test reflect test. members in her opening state- eligible. Bechtel said the new exam word usage errors with homonyms.” ment. Less than 1 percent of college new technology. will better reflect tests admin- Comparato stressed the need students meet the organization’s istered by employers in the Winston Cavin, A lecturer who teaches newswriting in the school for cohesion between the three qualification standards. By Jamie Gnazzo industry when evaluating job branches and Student Congress’ William McLeane is the presi- Staff Writer applicants. more challenging but will help school’s part. committees, as well as a strong dent of UNC’s chapter of Phi Beta Winston Cavin, a lecturer students become more proficient “There are a lot of things that Following considerable effort to create an open and Kappa for the 2011-12 school who teaches news writing in the writers and editors. are harder than spelling that the buzz across campus and on accepting environment. year. Elise Stephenson is the vice school, said the change makes Chris Roush, associate dean J-School should be teaching and the Internet, UNC’s School Brady also stressed cohesion president and Jarrard Cole is the sense. of the journalism school, said the testing,” Park said. of Journalism and Mass but said he was more intent on secretary. “Word usage is more rel- change received no opposition “I have friends who turned Communication defended its creating a trickle-down effect of UNC inductees are from all evant to good writing,” he said. from the school’s faculty and has out to be great journalists and choice to remove the spelling communication. across the country and Canada “Probably half the spelling errors garnered alumni support. great editors that struggled with portion of its required test, even Connor Brady was the only and Germany. I see are actually word usage “The point is still to teach stu- the test.” as opinions over the decision candidate for speaker pro tem- errors with homonyms.” dents how to use language cor- John Frank, another JAFA remain divided. pore, winning the position with While the school cited tech- rectly,” said Martha Waggoner, a board member and a political CITY BRIEFS “I was disconcerted with the 33 votes. nology like spell-check as one of Journalism Alumni and Friends reporter for The (Raleigh) News chatter on Facebook and Twitter Freshman Brittany Best was Orange County looking for the reasons it chose to eliminate Association board member and & Observer, said that while the that says we’re no longer valuing elected finance committee chair- ABC board applications the spelling portion, that wasn’t Associated Press correspondent test revision fits with the new spelling at all,” professor Andy woman over fellow freshman the only factor involved in in Raleigh. direction of journalism, he doesn’t Orange County is looking for Bechtel said. “We still care about Austin Root, receiving 28 of 35 updating the test, Bechtel said. “I hope it teaches the dif- think the test itself is necessary. volunteers to serve on various spelling, but we can teach it a votes. “Spell-check has actually ference between ‘their,’ ‘there,’ “To be honest, I think you county advisory boards and com- different kind of way.” Travis Crayton was the sole aided and abetted the word and ‘they’re’,” she said. “Every pick it up along the way in the missions, including the county’s Beginning in the fall of 2012, candidate running for rules and usage problem,” Cavin said. time people misuse one of those J-School,” Frank said. Alcoholic Beverage Control the test that all journalism stu- judiciary chairman and received Bechtel added that students words, a little piece of me dies.” “You don’t need a test to show Board. dents must pass with a 70 per- 34 votes. have to be aware that there are Andrew Park, JAFA vice pres- you know how to use spelling The board is an independent cent or higher before graduation Sophomore Jocelyn Burney things spell check doesn’t detect, ident and the director of global and grammar.” subdivision of the State of North will be composed of two-thirds was elected oversight and advo- depending on the context. communications and branding grammar questions and one- cacy chairman over Steve Milder, He said the switch to a word at Information Services Group, Contact the University Editor See briefs, Page 11 third word usage questions. usage format will make the test said it was a smart move on the at [email protected]. 4 Thursday, April 5, 2012 From Page One The Daily Tar Heel

justify or intellectualize,” she said. he said. “Does that mean there’s thought the University would estly answer “no,” because he had drugs “You can say, ‘Well everybody does a worse drug problem (at ASU) never allow him back. agreed, during his suspension for housekeeping from page 1 it. That’s just how it is. I’m not the than any other campus? Probably But his days as a dealer weren’t drug and alcohol charges, to serve from page 1 The office works with the only one.’” not.” done. Neither were his days as a time in rehabilitation to clear his department for months, along University Honor Court to deter- And because of the quality of Like UNC-CH, the vast major- Tar Heel. record of the new, multiple drug- with former assistant director of mine the consequences for being students at UNC-CH, the grades ity of cases on ASU’s campus In UNC-CH’s admissions related felony charges. housekeeping Tonya Sell, who left caught possessing controlled sub- might be impacted last, she said. involve marijuana, Corley said. process, students are required to But other questions on the UNC Dec. 19. The pair’s respec- stances. “Parents also justify, ‘Well, “We’ve got nearly 6,000 people complete a community standards form are more vague. And when tive departures left the University The Honor Court is bound by it’s the college culture. There’s living on campus, right? And if we form, in which they are expected T. came to the question, “Have scrambling to find new leadership minimum sanctions set by the nothing wrong with my children have 150 (drug) arrests for a year, to disclose any criminal history or you otherwise accepted the as it worked to accomplish other UNC-system Board of Governors, drinking or smoking a little dope. that’s a very small percentage.” academic misconduct, said Ashley responsibility for the commission points of reform. at least a one-semester suspen- I did it.’ You hear that a lot.” Fayetteville State University, Memory, a senior assistant direc- of a crime?,” he said he lied. The department falls under sion, with the option to go further. which ranks 13th in population tor with the department. “I haven’t been convicted of any Facilities Services, which has Punishment often includes On-campus arrests with about 6,000 students, had “By asking them to tell the of (the charges), so I don’t see why a leadership gap of its own. treatment at ASAP. the lowest number of drug arrests truth up front, we hopefully it’s any of their business what I Former director Van Dobson left Britta Starke, an addictions Randy Young, spokesman for in the system with 11 since 2007. establish a pattern of truthfulness was arrested for,” he said. “You’re the University on Dec. 16. Ray therapist and program direc- UNC-CH’s Department of Public Robert Hassell, FSU’s chief of in keeping with our Honor Code,” innocent until proven guilty in Dubose is the interim director. tor with ASAP who grew up in Safety, said marijuana accounts campus police, said the low num- Memory said. this country. Dixon’s appointment comes as Chapel Hill and was once a part for nearly 100 percent of drug- bers are most likely a combination The department also relies on “Just because I was charged the department addresses allega- of the University culture, said she related arrests made on the of fewer students, fewer drugs mandatory high school counselor with trafficking cocaine, in the tions of discrimination, harass- is observing a troubling shift in University’s campus. and fewer police. statements or extensive criminal eyes of the law, I didn’t do any of ment and poor management that drug use. These arrests usually occur in “We’re really small,” he said. background checks when review- that.” surfaced in 2011. “I didn’t see any of what I’m on-campus housing or during “Not knowing the environment ing freshmen and transfer stu- Memory said the admissions An external report issued by seeing now,” she said. routine traffic stops, he said. of other campuses, it’s hard to say dents, she said. department doesn’t know how PRM Consulting Group — which “I’m seeing a lot more heavier UNC-CH has had 134 drug- what we’re doing differently.” But for students like T. — who many students falsify forms. was hired by the University — drugs and a lot more young folks related arrests on campus between And in Chapel Hill, Lt. Jabe reapply after being suspended “It is really hard to say,” she said. provided 45 recommendations for using them.” 2007 and 2010, according to the Hunter, a narcotics officer with from the University — the depart- “We just don’t track how many stu- change in the department. ASAP deals with 250 to 350 Office of Postsecondary Education. the town’s police department, said ment relies more on the honor dents have lied, honestly.” The recommendations cen- alcohol and drug abusers each The office tracks drug arrests on it’s difficult to determine with system. Even with the cocaine and tered on managerial training, bet- month. Of those, about 20 per- campuses nationwide. accuracy how many drugs are Memory said only on a case-by- alcohol-based suspension on ter communication and a system cent are UNC-CH students, Across the UNC system — being trafficked into town. case are returning students asked his University record, T. had no in which more housekeepers can Starke said. which includes 16 college cam- “Quite honestly, we’re just deal- to undergo a professional back- problem re-entering the school as contribute to departmental lead- “If I looked on my (support) puses — UNC-CH ranks second ing with a fraction of what’s out ground check. a full-time student, where he still ership. group list,” she said, scanning a largest in population with about there,” he said. “So really, do we This has occasionally created is today. Former vice chancellor for large list of names, “six out of 17 29,000 students. It ranks fifth ever at one point know what is problems with fraudulent applica- When he returned, he said it finance and administration Dick patients on Monday were stu- in the number of drug-related truly out there?” tions, she said. didn’t take long for him to get Mann, who helped direct the dents.” arrests systemwide. “Just intuitively, I’d say it’s prob- “Very rarely, but it has hap- back into his old business of sell- housekeeping reform before his And Starke said the majority of Since 2007, Appalachian State ably the same as it’s always been.” pened.” ing drugs to other students. December retirement, said in a college-aged patients do not come University had the highest num- Uncovering a student’s dishon- “I used to sell Xanax,” he said, November interview that reform- to the clinic voluntarily. ber of reported drug arrests on a Admissions of guilt esty often depends on tips from referring to the anti-anxiety pre- ing the department is a deep, “Most of the students are here UNC-system campus, with 450. outside sources who seek out the scription used recreationally to intensive process. because their parents have said The school has a population of A few years ago, when he saw admissions department. “mellow out.” “Getting people more comfort- they have to come in order to about 17,000 students — the sixth the police lights in his rearview “If someone makes an allega- “I was getting (pills) for like able is going to take some time meet certain conditions for cer- largest out of the entire UNC mirror, T. said he had just one tion against a student, we would two, three dollars, buying three, because people have to believe tain support, or staying in school, system. thought. ask that they come here and talk four thousand at a time. things are changing, and that is or keeping their car, or staying in Cpt. Todd Corley, an investiga- “I really hope there aren’t drugs to us face to face,” she said. “And “I was selling three, four pounds something that takes time,” he said. the sorority or fraternity,” she said. tions captain with ASU’s police, in the car.” we would investigate it.” of weed a week,” he said. “(I) made “Really change the environment Starke said the warning signs said people shouldn’t misinterpret For him, getting pulled over on “The truth is that there isn’t a bunch of money,” — that’s what we want to do.” of a drug addiction are not always the high numbers. campus and blowing a .06 under- a true crack (for applicants) to Today, T. says he is no longer easy to recognize. “All I can tell you is our num- age were the least of his worries: fall through,” Memory said in an selling marijuana or prescription Contact the University Editor “The red flags are usually bers are high because our officers the gram of cocaine the police email. “All applicants are required pills and that his hardest partying at [email protected]. things that you can rationalize, or are out there doing their jobs,” found that night in his car was to indicate that they promise to days are behind him. serious. uphold our honor code, which pro- “I’m not stacking (kilos of And so were the next eight hibits lying.” cocaine) in my closet,” he said. Housekeeping changes grams he said he was arrested The community standards “I’m not 18 anymore.” The housekeeping department with during his resulting suspen- form’s first question is, “Have you has seen leadership changes sion. been convicted of a crime?” Contact the State & National After the second incident, he T. said he was able to hon- Editor at [email protected]. and reform in the last year: September: Housekeepers she said. staff do not view prestige in terms requested the reassignment of admissions “We wanted to make sure of how many students they must Tonya Sell, assistant director from page 1 strong students were still choos- reject. of housekeeping. Department in applicants is in part due to ing Carolina.” “We wish all students well and director Bill Burston left UNC. the transition to the Common Memory said UNC admitted we believe that they will have a Application, in addition to an just 14 percent of out-of-state stu- wonderful experience at the college October: A report outlined emphasis on recruitment efforts. dents, down from last year’s 18.1 that they do choose,” Memory said. more than 45 recommendations “We knew we might expect percent. “If they choose to join us for for reform. Administrators said it Accepts an increase from the Common Although low acceptance later, perhaps as transfer students #1 in Customer Satisfaction! was important to move quickly. UNC OneCard Application, but of course we rates are common at top-ranked or later as grad students, that door HOURS couldn’t take that for granted,” schools, Memory said admissions for application remains open.” December: Sell left UNC. Mon-Wed 10am-2am But, she said, it is an honor to ANY LARGE Thurs-Sat 10am-3am receive so many applications. April: The University named Sunday 11am-1am “We do take great pride in the Darius Dixon the new director of fact that so many strong students the department. PIZZA Papa John’s Pizza 607-B W. Franklin St. from inside North Carolina and $ 00 932-7575 outside decided to apply,” she said. + tax Order Pizza Online! “That speaks a lot about the www.papajohns.com quality of the student body, the std app 1 1 from page 1 quality of the faculty, and the EARLY WEEK SPECIAL diverse and engaged community.” “(STDs) do happen in social Monday-Wednesday MEDIUM 3-TOPPING Ward said he thinks selectiv- networks. 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Stahlman said students should “I’m excited about (the low get STD tests once a year or when- acceptance rate), and that was ever they switch sexual partners. one of the reasons that I decided “What I’m envisioning is to attend — because of the pres- people coming to a site or an app tige and the name,” she said. to get a test, notify partners and “Having the lower acceptance hook them up with care,” Leone rate only helps that.” said.

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t’s been a few months since a quality music festival has rolled through town. And really, if you’re looking for something just down the road, you’ll probably have to keep waiting until Shakori comes around in two weeks. IBut in the festival off-season, some of us are willing to go to the extra mile — or 78 — to catch some of North Carolina’s best music. In its second year running, Phuzz Phest is bringing over 40 bands to three venues across four nights in Winston-Salem. So if you’re willing, make the hour-and-a-half haul to Winston-Salem, find a ride, Craigslist a carpool, or hell, contact the Diversions editor at [email protected]. We’ll hook you up. All-festival passes are $25 for students. Single shows (three to five bands) range from $5 to $8. You can find more ticket and schedule infor- mation at phuzzphest.tumblr.com

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ADAM THORN (Greensboro) AIRSTRIP (Chapel Hill) THE BAYONETS (Winston-Salem)

PHEST BIRDS & ARROWS (Durham) BLUE ON WHITE (Winston-Salem) BURGLAR FUCKER (Winston-Salem) CASUAL CURIOUS (Greensboro) THE CRITTERS (Asheville) THE CURIOUS MYSTERY (Seattle) THE DAISY GLAYS (Winston-Salem)

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TODAY IN DIVE MUSIC. With its new record “Home,” Midtown Dickens delivers sweet songs that are the perfect complement to the incoming warm weather. Page 9 MOVIES. Its cast looked promising, but Wrath of the Titans proves itself to be even more lackluster than its predecessor “Clash of the Titans.” Page 9 Q&A. Hammer No More the Fingers needs your help to fix its noble steed of a tour van while prepping its upcoming EP “Pink Worm.” Page 9 (MORE) Q&A. Dude, we’ve got Q&A’s. Like tons of them. Head over to the Dive blog to check out our interviews with Jews & Catholics and Paint Fumes. 6 Thursday, April 5, 2012 Diversions The Daily Tar Heel Q&A with Free Electric State Q&A with T0W3RS We have the next record, which Hailing from Durham, Free Brooklyn or whatever, L.A. — One of the many bands play- is called Monumental Life, that Electric State is a band that deliv- everybody probably wouldn’t be ing Phuzz Phest is Chapel Hill’s comes out on vinyl on April 21, ers slightly heavy rock ‘n’ roll as friendly, no matter what kind T0W3RS. Staff writer Lucian which is Record Store Day, and tunes that are entrancing and of genre of music you play. Crockett talked to Derek Torres then it comes out on CD and digi- well-crafted. We’re a noisy rock band, about the band’s upcoming plans. tal on April 24, so a couple days Guitarist David Koslowski but we’re good friends with T0W3RS plays Phuzz Phest at later — the 21st is on a Saturday, and bassist Shirlé Hale talked Midtown Dickens, who are com- 7:15 p.m. at Ziggy’s Friday night, and a typical release day is on a to Assistant Diversions Editor pletely not a noisy rock band. opening for Echo Crush. Torres Tuesday. Allison Hussey about the Triangle There’s this sense of like, “Oh plays again with Lilac Shadows music scene and what’s next for yeah, we played here, you should Dive: If Free Electric State at 9 p.m. at The Garage. the band. Free Electric State takes play here,” “Oh, that place sucks, were a food truck, what kind of Who are you the stage at 5:45 p.m. at Krankies don’t bother.” I think that’s prob- food would it serve? Diversions: on Saturday. ably one of the coolest things most excited about seeing at the about the Triangle, because we DK: Well, that’s awesome. festival? Diversions: Phuzz Phest Shirlé’s a chef, so I’ll let her are really three — might as well Airstrip Courtesy of t0w3rs is in Winston-Salem, but you’re answer that one. Derek Torres: a Triangle band. What do you say four, it’s going to be a square and Gross Ghost. I’m really stoked think is the biggest strength of soon. A lot of bands are actually Shirlé Hale: I would say it on them. And then Naked Gods saw Girl Talk. buy vinyl don’t even have record the music scene here? from Carrboro now, not Chapel would definitely have to incorpo- from Boone. They have a lot of It was definitely one of my players, they just want something Hill. rate something Asian, something what I liked about the Black Keys most euphoric festival moments. physical to put up on their wall. The David Koslowski: What’s next for Free German. German-Asian fusion, before they were huge. So when you’re at a show and community and the sharing of Dive: Dive: What plans do you Electric State? You have a new yeah. It would be, I don’t know, And then Philip from you buy a full length cassette tape ideas and information amongst have for your next album release? record in the works, right? some kind of schnitzel-like sushi Estrangers who set the whole for $3, we’re making $2 off of it, everybody in the bands. From or something. thing up, we’re playing with DT: Vinyl, digital, cassette and which is about as much as you what I’ve heard of some of the DK: Yeah, actually, we fin- That’s what I would say, maybe him on Friday night with Lilac singles. I want to put out random make off of vinyl when you sell it other scenes in America and ished the record. We just signed with a dash of LSD thrown in Shadows, which will be a lot of cassette singles. for $12. probably the world — there’s a a thing with Custom Made Music there. I don’t know. fun. I want to do something weird, It has a digital download, it good community, everybody’s not out of Virginia, so it’s a new label like hide them in record stores, fits in your back pocket and we’re Who would win a I just love festivals in general. as competitive. If this was, say, for us. Dive: with a song from the album and getting the record into someone’s Survivor-like competition among They bring the best crowds. two songs I recorded just for the hands. You can burn a CD and the band members? Have you played a Dive: single. I just want to keep myself put it in a jewel case and print a festival before? Duke performances DK: Shirlé or Tony (Stiglitz, busy. picture, you can sell that, but how in durham, at duke, the world awaits. drums), the rhythm section. DT: Yes, Hopscotch with Soft We have the machine to make interesting is that? Shirlé is the band’s MacGyver, Company. tapes, so we can make them We sell more tapes than any- and Tony is the band’s Grizzly whenever we want. Have you attended thing else. I think tapes sound Adams. He’s the outdoorsy type. Dive: any music festivals as a fan? Dive: What’s the deal with cool for particular kinds of music Nick (Williams, guitar) and I hate cassette tape? and it’s a neat aesthetic. heir to afrobeat camping, and we love to shower DT: I went to Bonnaroo ‘06 Sometimes I’ll even run record- and have a nice toilet. through ‘09, Pitchfork, All Points DT: As an aesthetic, tapes are ed tracks I have onto cassette tape seun kuti West and Phish’s Coventry. for punk rock. They’re unique. No If the band could and then bounce them into the Dive: A highlight that I’m willing to tape’s the same. Like vinyl, they’re & egypt 80 travel back in time to any histori- computer to mix them because I put on record would be Bonnaroo all the same, but cassette tapes are thursday, april 5 cal period, where would you go? like the aesthetic. But I don’t like 8 pm • page auditorium 2009 when I saw Animal made individually. They have to them as the medium to listen to DK: It would be the late ‘70s, Collective intro Yeah Yeah Yeahs, be played and recorded. They take because we proved a long time early ‘80s New York scene and/ a little bit of TV on the Radio, time, but we have a speed dubber ago that that was wrong. Most of or London scene when all of the dashed over to see the Rev. Al so it doesn’t take that long. the time, a cassette is awful. post-punk music was coming Green, ate pizza, watched Rev. Al There’s artwork, there’s physi- I like the idea that I can just out. If we could be around when Green, ran back, caught the end cal copies and it’s cheap as hell. hand someone my cassette and CBGB was first taking off, that of TV on the Radio, saw David And they come with a digital not feel bad about taking a one would be awesome. Byrne, then saw Phish and then download. A lot of people who dollar hit. indian music royalty anoushka shankar & the traveller ensemble traveller: a raga-flamenco Journey saturday, april 14 8 pm • page auditorium

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MUSICSHORTS MOVIESHORTS Midtown Dickens quirky lyrics, in this case, animal Real as Possible — appropriately Wrath of the Titans Now trying to live the quiet Worthington has absolutely no Home imagery like “the dog was a wolf named, as there’s a point at which life as a fisherman, Perseus (Sam charisma or appeal as a hero. who chewed his leg in the trap.” taking their music too seriously is Worthington) is called upon by Knowing that it was never But combined with a smooth a challenge. his father Zeus (Liam Neeson) to going to be a dramatic classic, Folk blend of folk and bluegrass, As Real as Possible evokes 2010’s “Clash of the Titans” was aid the gods in a war against the the movie would have benefitted Returning home can be the the song is anchored by pleas- rhythmic styles flaunted by prom- a big-budget but low-intelligence denizens of the underworld prison from giving its audiences what most rewarding and reflective of ing guitar rifts and Edgerton’s inent modern rockers and blues remake of the 1981 classic of Tartarus. After Zeus is captured they were promised by the first journeys, as it’s often a means of vocals, which reach real emo- revivalists like the Black Keys and the same name, and it did little by Hades (Ralph Fiennes) and film: some no-holds-barred action coming full circle. On Home, the tional depth. the White Stripes. else other than make “Release Ares (Edgar Ramirez), Perseus with plenty of one-liners and self- third album from North Carolina’s While the album maybe be ini- Melodies heavily laden with the Kraken!” the most overused must again pick up his sword and referential absurdity. Midtown Dickens, one will dis- tially hard to distinguish among harmonica riffs and the occasion- catchphrase of the spring. “Wrath both save his father and prevent At best, “Wrath of the Titans” cover there are an infinite number the plethora of folk-influenced al cowbell supplement the group’s of the Titans” fails once more to the release of the world-destroy- is an uninteresting film, and the of ways to return, and like the bands that are rooted — and raw rock ‘n’ roll edge. bring the goofy action and awe- ing monster, Kronos. only time the audience is likely songs on the album, each of way those that have sprouted — in the Staxx and company infuse their some special effects that audi- The rampant bastardization of to feel wrath is when they realize is nostalgic and comforting by its Triangle, Home manages to shine vocals and instrumentation with ences want and raises the ques- Greek mythology is the least of what they paid for a ticket. own measure. in its own ways. an exciting, palpable energy that tion of how $150 million can buy the film’s problems. The dialogue What started as the duo of At times the album is stripped makes each track sound like it something so damn bland. is bad, the CGI is repetitive and -Mark Niegelsky Catherine Edgerton and Kym down to the point where some could go on all night long. A criti- Register, Midtown Dickens has of the elements of folk are barely cal party attitude pervades all 10 expanded to a lush quartet on the audible, but somehow that’s what tracks. latest album, thanks to the multi- becomes most notable. Midtown And with songs like “ WTF,” instrumental additions of Will Dickens has grown to produce a “Bad Thangz” and “’58 Chevy,” Hackney of Trekky Records and pleasantly cohesive and accessible it’s no surprise that Johnny Staxx Are you currently experiencing Jonathan Henderson. album, mostly because these are and the Durty Boyz have a rough- Home exhibits a more mature, the true songs of home. around-the-edges style that’s per- PAIN complete sound, as many of the And for now, it’s the ideal time fect for both a stage and a dance songs are amplified in their depth to return to them. floor. around one or both of your lower and fully developed as folk num- In “The Whiskey Song,” Staxx bers. -Elizabeth Byrum gruffly sings, “I wake up in the Equal parts simple and foot- morning / and I pour myself a WISDOM TEETH? stomping folk, Home is a delicate Johnny Staxx and the Durty Boyz shot / Sometimes it ain’t a little / balance of stylings that grow As Real as Possible sometimes it is a lot.” UNC School of Dentistry is presently enrolling healthy subjects who: on the listener when rendered The background of “Phreak on repeat. From the bouncy Owt” — an upbeat dance tune — are non-smokers between the ages of 18 and 35 “Crocodile Mile” to the gently Blues rock features female fans “woo”-ing haunting “Apple Tree,” the album’s Johnny Staxx and the Durty and applauding enthusiastically. have pain and signs of inflammation (pericoronitis) wistful themes and warm feelings Boyz’ debut album captures the Although As Real as Possible’s around a lower wisdom tooth (3rd molar) are the perfect complement to the raw sounds of a performance fit quality of production is often grit- North Carolina spring and soon- for a bar. ty or unrefined, Staxx, Fantastic to-be summer, with soaring vocals, Johnny Staxx and his two and Slim show their affinity for Participation requires three visits. Benefits for participating include: twinkling percussion and twangy bandmates, known individually as having a good time and provid- strings. 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On the wire: national and world news Know more on today’s stories: dailytarheel.com/nationworld Accused 9/11 plotters to face Retired Vice Adm. Bruce prosecute him. would likely force Santorum to MacDonald, the head of the The five were first charged by abandon an increasingly uphill the death penalty military commissions, offi- the military in 2008 under the attempt to carry the conflict all WASHINGTON, D.C. cially referred the case for trial George W. Bush administration. the way to the national conven- (MCT) — Five senior members Wednesday. The five men will But the case was suspended after tion in August. The most recent of al-Qaida who are accused of appear before a military judge for President Barack Obama sought statewide polling gives Santorum planning the Sept. 11, 2001, ter- an arraignment within 30 days, to try the men in federal court in and his supporters hope that the rorist attacks will face a death said the Pentagon. They will be New York City, and to close the race will go on past Pennsylvania. penalty trial at Naval Station represented by military and civil- prison at Guantanamo Bay. A Quinnipiac University survey Guantanamo Bay later this ian defense attorneys. completed Sunday showed the year, the Pentagon announced The men face charges of terror- Santorum, Romney focus on former senator with a 6 percent- Wednesday. ism, hijacking aircraft, conspiracy age point lead over Romney. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the and murder in violation of the Pennsylvania primary Santorum has acknowledged self-proclaimed mastermind of law of war, among other charges. MARS, Pa. (MCT) — The end that Pennsylvania is must-win the coordinated skyjackings, and If convicted, they could be sen- of the Republican presidential for him. A defeat would effec- four co-defendants will be tried tenced to death. contest was looming as Mitt tively destroy his credibility as a together in a military judicial All five men were held in secret Romney and Rick Santorum presidential contender. But a vic- system that was revamped by the CIA “black sites” before they were headed for campaign stops tory could carry him to the final Obama administration in 2009 transferred to the U.S. naval sta- Wednesday in Pennsylvania. primaries in June, particularly to give defendants more legal tion in Cuba in 2006. Mohammed A Romney victory on April because, as he alluded to Tuesday protections and to prohibit the was repeatedly waterboarded, a 24 could be the culmination night, the May primaries are in mct/ Paul Moseley use of evidence obtained through technique that critics call torture, of a long and contentious pri- states more favorable to a conser- Brad Smith carries his family’s cat, which he found hiding in a closet, torture. which has complicated efforts to mary war. Losing his home state vative candidate. from his damaged home in Arlington, Texas, on Wednesday.

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School system requesting school and district administrators briefs reaction on language report reviewed the program, considered A charming ‘Snow White’ from page 3 a wide range of possible options, Carolina board, which purchases, Chapel Hill-Carrboro City and developed recommendations. By Katelyn Trela distributes, controls and sells alco- Schools is requesting feedback Recommendations include theater review holic beverages to eligible residents on its recently released Dual creating a magnet Spanish Dual Arts Editor Title: Snow White and visitors. Language report. Language school at the elementary For a 200-year-old woman, Date: Saturday, March 31 The board adopts rules for the The Chapel Hill-Carrboro City level, phasing out the Chinese Dual Snow White is making a grown- Location: Kennedy Center, ABC system and can hire and dis- Schools’ Board of Education has Language Program due to issues up comeback. Washington, D.C. miss employees. made second language instruction with sustainability, and expanding This adaptation of “Snow Members are paid a stipend and a district priority, which included the program in middle schools. White” — as performed by are also reimbursed for mileage a subsection that focused on the CHCCS will be collecting feed- Angelin Preljocaj’s French dance driven during their duties. dual language program. back through SIT meetings, pub- company Ballet Preljocaj — is an The board includes six Redistricting and the con- lic forums, electronic submissions illustrative narrative ballet, car- see the show members and is appointed by struction of Elementary 11 could and a survey. rying the familiar story to new the Orange County Board of have significant impacts on the emotional heights. Time: 7:30 p.m. tonight Commissioners. program, and therefore a team of - From staff and wire reports Based on the 1819 version of Location: Memorial Hall the Grimm brothers’ fairy tale, Friends with benefits the ballet is a rich collaboration of Tickets: $10 to $49 There might soon be a Facebook a moving love story and modern app that tells if someone you know choreography. Suspense fills each of their has an STD. See pg. 1 for story. But this “Snow White” doesn’t scenes, despite a universal knowl- games have blue birds and cutesy nick- edge of the plot. Caussin appears photo by blanche neige names. It is overflowing with weightless as Diaz woos her, saves Ballet Preljocaj will perform “Snow © 2012 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved. Phuzz Phest sexuality, from various scenes her and mourns her death. White,” an illustrative narrative bal- Level: 1 2 3 4 Dive catches up with the bands of heated romance to the risque The pair fits together seam- let, tonight, Friday and Saturday. from the Winston-Salem music fes- costumes of Snow White and the lessly and erotically — ways the tival. See pg. 5 for story. evil queen. story never allowed — because of only dragged with minutes-long Complete the grid The story of a princess who the added element of dance. dance sequences from the sup- so each row, column ‘For the Benefit of All Beings’ is forced into the woods by the For a generation more famil- porting characters. The scenes and 3-by-3 box (in vain and murderous queen is per- iar with the Disney tale than the detracted from the linearity of the bold borders) contains The DTH sits down with film- formed with a layer of raw emo- darker Grimm one, parts of the narrative, a flaw as much to blame every digit 1 to 9. maker Christina Lundberg. See tion that is missing from both the story come as welcome changes. on the familiarity of the story as dailytarheel.com for blog. original fairy tale and the 1938 Snow White is returned to life the tangential choreography. Solution to Disney animated feature. not by “true love’s first kiss” — In a confusing last sequence, Wednesday’s puzzle Newt in NC The prince — played in this which occurs much earlier in this the queen is killed by the dwarves, Newt Gingrich came to performance by dancer Sergio more adult ballet — but by the forced to dance in burning-hot Wilmington yesterday. See dai- Diaz — is most evidently incor- prince dislodging a bite of poison iron shoes. Without reading the lytarheel.com for the blog. porated as a more relevant and apple from Snow White’s throat in fairy tale, it’s unclear exactly what less creepy character. He returns a fit of heartbroken fury. is killing her, and the flailing Baseball throughout the story attempting Instead of a crow as the Disney dance of the dying queen is both to save Snow White and becomes film depicts, the evil queen is too long and incomparably under- The Tar Heels defeated Elon much less a stalking prince than a accompanied by two cats that choreographed. 11-3 last night. See dailytarheel. man deeply in love. lend more movement, comedy Despite its few faltering com for story. When Diaz and Virginie and character to the show. moments, Preljocaj’s “Snow Caussin — who played Snow The dwarves are still goofy White” crafts an affecting story White — dance together, the pas- miners. They show off a crowd- purely from movement. sion rivals that of Romeo and pleasing acrobatic feat choreo- It’s one once upon a time that Juliet, except that their adversity graphed on harnesses before brings a deserved happily ever after. lies not in disapproval but in the meeting Snow White, and quickly prince’s inability to protect the become her closest companions. Contact the Arts Editor woman he loves. At about two hours, the ballet at [email protected].

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Adrienne Kvetching board™ kvetch: room. Is there something Rich and v.1 (Yiddish) to complain you’re not telling me? To the girl with the Slytherin To the a cappella group prac- prefect’s badge on her book- ticing outside Avery when the power bag: AVADA KEDAVRA!! I’m trying to take a nap — I hate you. Without the signs in bars on Franklin saying “you must be To the guy repeatedly email- of poetry born on, or before, this date ing the bio majors listserv to to drink” I wouldn’t know vote for him in some Hurley pril is National Poetry what the hell the date was. contest: Do you think any Month. But does poetry #seniorproblems of us nerds care that much matter — or, more specifi- about surfing? A To LAB! Theatre: Fine, I will go cally, is it relevant to society? see Julius Caesar, but only if To the girl who trolled Gary The other day, I read an by taking her shirt off — let’s article on that question in The you take your posters down. I can’t pee when there are four keep it classy, not trashy next Atlantic that suggested that Editorial time. though poetry remains respected studs staring at me. in contemporary culture, it is Dear Kentucky, it’s all good To the guy who wrote to the pigeonholed in an academic sub- — Obama would’ve vetoed DTH defending the b-ball culture. Aiming for a safer town your win if he could. players leaving: You’re not allowed on Franklin next year While I think it’s worth asking To the girl in the laundry whether poetry can reach outside warrant, police can only check We’ve seen this happen when we win the champion- The cellphone ban is room singing “Bare Necessi- ship. Oh, wait... that subculture and become more a cellphone to confirm a viola- before. The seat belt law, ties” at 2 a.m.: Finishing this generally meaningful, studying flawed, but it shows a tion with the owner’s consent, which requires all drivers and paper by tomorrow is my To the cleaning staff of the the lives of great poets can also a hindrance which has stymied passengers to wear seat belts worry, you making that im- UL: Kindly refrain from show the impact poetry can have. commitment to safety. enforcement of a state-wide at all times, is also difficult to possible is my strife, and I am slamming chairs into tables after 3 a.m. Can’t you see I’m The renowned poet and politi- he recent ordinance ban against cellphone use by enforce. But it makes people finding it difficult to forget cal activist Adrienne Rich — one trying to sleep here? drivers under the age of 18. think twice when they get in about either of them. of my favorite poets — died last banning all cellphone use while driving in And as if that were not their car and helps citizens To the girl on Franklin Street Hey Desmond, sorry I gave week. T you that awkward chomping Chapel Hill has received a lot enough, there is also a ques- remember the importance of using the FaceTime camera One reassuring thing about smile. And sorry my room- any great cultural figure dying of criticism since its passage, tion of legality. Usually, a ban buckling up. to check her makeup: I ad- mire your ingenuity. mate waved at you in Lenoir is that we are compelled to go and rightly so. like this would be passed as And if the ordinance sur- the other day. We were just back and reexamine their art. So Questions about its enforce- a state law, not a local ordi- vives into the longer term, To the guy casually watching really excited to see someone that’s what I did this past week: ability as a town ordinance nance, and some contend it may have a more gradual porn in the library, I don’t who will still be here next procrastinate by spending hours make it clear that there are that the ordinance would not effect through new drivers. think that counts as studying year. reading Rich’s poems. still many issues to address. survive a challenge in state To receive a driving permit in anatomy. She was a prolific and well- To the roommate who On which roads will it court. North Carolina, students must To the guy that drives a white doesn’t believe in air condi- regarded writer and beyond apply? How will police enforce Unsurprisingly, people won- attend driving school, where Beetle around campus: I am that, powerfully political. In the tioning because you “like it it? And will it actually affect der how big of an impact the they learn about state driving really sorry for your loss. May obituaries I read this week, the hot”: How about putting on behavior? law will actually have on drivers. laws. The seat belt law — and your dignity and manhood some layers or moving to first words that described her rest in peace. were “feminist” and “lesbian”: But in recognizing these Many see the law as pointless in the case of Chapel Hill driv- the desert? I’m all for choice these were the parts of her- challenges, we can also see and unenforceable. ing schools, the new cellphone To everyone inviting me to No. 2. self that she advocated in her that the law is well-inten- These questions deserve a ban — become ingrained in Sweet Frog benefit nights... To the super cute guy in Da- poems. tioned: The Town Council’s prominent place in the ongo- students’ minds, and they this is comparable to asking vis: I swear these Gaga videos She moved past contemporary main motivation is the safety ing debate about the new law. become more likely to buckle me to wear a Kansas shirt are for class. Please God, expectations for female writ- of residents. The Town Council has up and turn off their phone. and parade around Franklin don’t judge me. Street. Just sayin’. ers, and her language was an If a few more residents expended time and effort on We should all agree on the Dear frat boy: This is the third unswerving rebuttal to the popu- think twice about dialing and the ordinance, and plans to spirit behind the ban. Much as To the guy who yelled “f--k!” time you’ve canceled our din- lar idea that poetry cannot be driving as a result of this ban, spend money on signage and making a call might be conve- at the top of his lungs on his ner plans. No, you can’t have both beautiful and political. then the bill may make Chapel a public education campaign, nient, few two-minute phone way out of campus health, a raincheck. One of the most dangerous so taxpayers deserve to get an calls made during a drive sorry about your STD. myths about poets is that they Hill a safer place. To the girl on the bus who As the ordinance stands, impact for this investment. across town are worth risking To the girl in the UL: I can said Walgreen’s “literally” are merely cultural bystanders; hear you through my head- existing to observe but not to talking on a cellphone while But in the council’s favor, someone’s life for. costs you an arm and a leg: it driving on roads under town we think the ban can have And with this ordinance, phones. It’s a laptop, not a must be hard to walk across participate. f--king typewriter. Adrienne Rich observed the jurisdiction is banned, but it some impact regardless of the Town Council is prioritiz- campus with only half of your world, but it was through her is only a secondary offense. the immediate questions of ing safety in Chapel Hill. They WHAT THE HAIL... limbs. craft that she participated. Police can’t pull you over just enforceability. have the right mindset in gov- To the guy wearing the dook To the cute boy at the UL: She broke forcefully away from for using your phone, but if The prominence of this erning our town. hoodie and walking around “Hey, I just met you, and this conventional notions of what they catch you talking while law could deter the use of But the real test goes with a pillow on campus, is crazy, but here’s my num- poetry is supposed to encompass, speeding, you’ll be fined an cellphones while driving, and beyond the language — they’ll you sure as hell aren’t going ber, so call me, maybe?” filling her poems with raw preci- additional $25. at least keep the issue of dis- be judged by impact that this to find a place to sleep in Frat bros: If I wear my salm- sion about sexuality, gender, class There’s a significant tracted driving at the forefront ordinance has, not by its lofty Chapel Hill. on-colored shirt tomorrow, and the environment. enforcement issue: without a of our minds. aspirations. To the barefoot fellow read- can I get in on your carpool Because of this, her poetry is ing while lying on the table system from the B-School? still just as relevant and indelible next to me in Davis on a To the girl above me who re- today as it was 50 years ago. beautiful Saturday afternoon: I don’t mean to assert that cently complained about my LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Is this really where you want loud singing and noon-time poetry always need be explicitly to be? subversive in order to be mean- Amendment One: a form bisexual is three to four times ing advisers have been chosen to music playing: I’ll turn down my music when you stop ingful. There are many poets of legal discrimination higher than for teens as a whole. receive 2012 UNC campus advis- To the guy trying to teach more subtle than Rich who tell In this climate, the last thing we ing awards: a squirrel how to play catch your obnoxious late-night similar stories. TO THE EDITOR: need is a law that builds more The Mickel-Shaw Excellence with a frisbee: YOU ARE MY sexscapades. But what Rich accomplished On May 8, citizens of North discrimination into our state in Advising Award goes to: HERO. Homeboy in Davis talking on in her lifetime was a vulnerable Carolina will vote on Amendment constitution. Andrea Caldwell, Natural To the girl who admired Skype: The walls of the study exploration of the relationship One. This amendment will do The Progressive Faculty Science & Mathematics someone’s spiky dinosaur rooms are not soundproof. between personal and political more than write a ban on same- Network is concerned that Roger Kaplan, Fine Arts & backpack last week: The Turn your girlfriend down. sex marriage into the North language. Amendment One represents a Humanities Academic Advising Children’s Store, 243 S. Elliott To the guy trolling the Pit Carolina constitution. She understood that poetry step backward to the old days Program Road. We have ‘em. Preacher by singing “This is not merely valuable because The amendment’s wording of legal discrimination against Rachael Murphey-Brown, To Kendall Marshall and Har- Little Light of Mine” as loud it is a collection of pretty words. reaches much farther and will a whole category of people. To Social & Behavioral Sciences rison Barnes: Sorry I made as humanely possible: auto- It is valuable because it speaks disrupt the lives of thousands deny any category of people the The Class of 1996 Award for you talk to a tour group of tune it next time so Gary will to what people are experiencing of same-sex and different-sex right to live as full human beings Advising Excellence goes to: prospective students several argue with you about rap and the questions they most want couples and their families. is to treat them as less than fully Kara GrawOzburn, School of minutes after you declared music. answered. The proposed amendment human. Such laws always give Education for the draft. #WishIHad- In other words, pretty lan- states: “Marriage between one rise to economic, physical, and Anna Millar, Kenan-Flagler To the girl screaming at the Known. guage and social change are not man and one woman is the only emotional harms that should Business School girl beside her for being mutually exclusive animals and domestic legal union that shall not be tolerated in a fair and just Joy Renner, Allied Health My only consolation for your shrill: Wow. You must take they don’t need to be. be valid or recognized in this society. Sciences incessant ice-chomping and lessons from her. The overwhelming response state.” Visit our new website at loud music while “studying” to Rich’s death last week — the This makes it clear that civil Jeffrey M. Hirsch advising.unc.edu for a wealth in the UL is one day you’ll Send your one-to-two sen- essays, the obituaries, the tweets unions for both same-sex and dif- Associate professor of information to augment your have dentures and be deaf. tence entries to [email protected], — shows that people still believe ferent-sex couples will be banned UNC Law School academic planning. Hey Alert Carolina, there are subject line ‘kvetch.’ poetry matters. in North Carolina. In addition, To ask a quick question, come bloodstains all over the bath- And I think it proves that municipal governments that now Sherryl Kleinman see us in the Steele Building dur- when a poet comes along who grant health insurance benefits Professor ing our walk-in hours: Monday gives a voice to controversial to same-sex and different-sex Sociology through Friday, 11 a.m. to noon, issues, poetry can change society domestic partners and their and from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. SPEAK OUT in no small terms. Or, if we’re children would not be allowed to A spotlight on outstanding Schedule an online appoint- Writing guidelines being technical, no small stanzas. do so. ment through our website to • Please type: Handwritten letters will not be accepted. So, perhaps this combination Amendment One will harm academic advisers at UNC change your major or minor, get • Sign and date: No more than two people should sign letters. of personal and political can thousands of heterosexuals in TO THE EDITOR: help with academic planning, • Students: Include your year, major and phone number. respond to that perennial ques- domestic partnerships, but it Academic advisers are on and resolve complex issues. We • Faculty/staff: Include your department and phone number. tion about whether poetry mat- most directly targets people in campus to guide undergraduate are here to assist you. • Edit: The DTH edits for space, clarity, accuracy and vulgarity. Limit let- ters. As long as there are cultural same-sex relationships. students as they navigate the cur- Also, find us on Facebook ters to 250 words. questions that need reckoning, Over the years, many gay, lesbi- riculum and assist students with (facebook.com/UNCAdvising) SUBMISSION poetry will matter. an and bisexual students have told their academic planning. and Twitter (@UNCAdvising) to • Drop-off: at our office at 151 E. Rosemary St. Adrienne Rich showed that us about the daily fears, homopho- Thank you students for nomi- receive updated messages related • Email: [email protected] poetry can expand beyond cul- bic slurs and physical and emo- nating advisers on this campus to your academic progress. tures and subcultures. The per- tional abuse they suffer because of who have made a positive differ- their sexual orientation. 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