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Help Homeless Animals This Holiday Season: It’s Pets Turn For Photos With Santa “Claws” by Donna Blakesmith So, as you do your Christmas bustling this season, think of CCLAS. Here we are once again. The holi- There are several ways you can donate day season is upon us, and most of us and/or help us get the word out that are beginning our Christmas prepa- Lakewood DOES have an animal shel- rations. This is a special time of year ter. We have four fund raisers, and I am - a time for family and friends, and a excited about them all! time for reflection as the year draws to Our Angel Trees will be up again a close. As I go about doing my own this year. Greg, the owner of Pet’s Christmas planning and tasks, I think General Store, 16821 Madison Ave- about all the things I wanted to accom- nue, and fellow CCLAS member, will plish during the year, and compare once again display one of our trees that with what I actually succeeded in in his store window. The Lakewood doing. Some years, of course, are better Public Library has not only agreed to than others! again let us put our other tree up at We at Citizens Committee for a their Main Library, but the tree will Lakewood Animal Shelter (CCLAS) now be located in the front vestibule also reflect and plan. 2006 was a very as you come into the building off good year! We had some wonderful Detroit Avenue. As in past years, for times and raised a significant amount each $5.00 donation, an angel will be of money at our various events. We placed on a tree for the entire Christ- are hoping we can reinstate our “Spay/ mas season (the trees will be put up Neuter Program” again, and, there are the Friday after Thanksgiving, and projects we would like to help the Shel- taken down immediately after New ter with. Year’s Day). Each angel will have the One of our goals is to reach into name of the donor’s pet being remem- our community for people who want bered or honored. We are hoping that to help CCLAS and our mission. Do not only will you donate many angels not misunderstand me! I so very much to our trees, but also ask your friends, appreciate the many volunteers who family, and neighbors to decorate the are already a part of us - the bakers, the to do housecleaning, kitten cuddling people with new ideas, new energy, trees too. Ask them if they would like dog washers, the planners, the gather- and dog walking. But the needs of our and a new perspective so CCLAS can to become involved. ers, the foster parents, and those who Shelter, and the animals of our com- remain vibrant and keep our mis- come down to the Shelter on Saturdays munity, are ongoing. We need many sion fresh. continued on page 6...

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City Council Killer Carts Corralled Lakewood City Council got a grip Stan Austin ings right in our own court.” on the stray shopping cart issue at City Council Reporter Also, the new law expands the the December 4th meeting. Council types of prohibited areas of residency member Ryan Demro (ward two) had who lives in the senior center?” The thought that the state law which pro- to include libraries and public parks. brought the problem to the attention political and human answer to that hibits such individuals from living Mayor Thomas George said “we of council several months ago. Council question was obvious. within 1000 feet of a school did not pro- wanted to craft legislation that was had referred the matter to the hous- The committee recommended vide sufficient protection to residents good and enforceable. This does it.” ing committee which member Nickie stronger language in the ordinance that of Lakewood, particularly children. These tougher prohibitions and Antonio (at large) chairs. Before she deals with removing shopping carts The matter was referred to the rules enforcement mechanisms are on the read the committee’s final report she in order to make removing the carts and ordinances committee which is path to become law in Lakewood. said “I’ve learned more about shopping unlawful. Attention was then directed chaired by member Kevin Butler (ward Since it is the end of the year carts than I ever wanted to.” to the stores. Currently the city charges one). Extensive work was done by the there were “maintenance” items on The central conundrum the com- a retrieval fee that could be raised to two attorney members of the commit- the docket which were largely budget mittee faced was how a cart goes off a $30.00. There was concern that raising tee (Edward Fitzgerald, at large along related. Due to the fast and efficient store’s premises. Does the store turn a it too high would send a message of an with Butler), the city’s law department reading of the items into the record by blind eye when a customer takes a cart? anti business attitude to merchants. and the police department. Council Clerk Mary Hagan these items Who are these customers who take the Ultimately, this shopping cart Currently, an offender has to regis- were disposed of quickly. carts? Who is responsible for retrieving issue will probably have to go in front ter with the county sheriff when he or she In comments at the end of the the errant carts and how much of a fee of the newly created Community Rela- takes up residence in a county. The sheriff agenda Human Services Director Dottie should be levied if the city refuse crews tions Board according to member Mary then notifies the local police. In Lakewood, Buckon reminded everyone that Thurs- have to return a cart? Louse Madigan (ward four). police follow up with a visit from an officer day would be the start of the no smoking The centralized location of most Council accepted the recommen- or detective as part of an ongoing program ban which resulted from the passage of the stores to downtown and their dation of the more strongly worded to keep tabs on the offender. of state issue five this past November. proximity to Barton Senior Center pre- ordinance. However, there was little provision She indicated that Lakewood’s health sented an answer as to who was taking While errant shopping carts might in the state law to force an offender to department along with the departments the carts. It was the older women liv- be a cosmetic or quality of life issue move if he was within the 1000 foot of other cities, the county, and the state ing in the Barton Center – everybody’s a much more serious matter caught “bubble” of a school. have been meeting to clarify implemen- Mom and Grandma! Public Works the eye of Demro. This was the state The committee recommended tation procedures for the ban. This will Director Tony Beno exclaimed at one and city laws regarding residency of enforcement procedures which accord- be an ongoing effort. meeting “Do you want us to issue a convicted sexual predators and child- ing to Law Director Brian Corrigan President Robert Seelie adjourned citation to some 85 year old woman victim offenders. A year ago, Demro “lets Lakewood start eviction proceed- the meeting at 8:27. Events & Notices The Lakewood Observer is pleased to publish Notices on a first-come first-serve basis. Please be patient with us as we have a limited amount of free space available for these items. All notices must be submitted through the Member Center at www.lakewoodobserver.com

Lakewood’s Wendy Rice-Isaacs Named 2007-2008 West Shore Corridor Regional Rail Stakeholders Meeting President-Elect of National Association Wendy Rice-Isaacs, office admin- serve on the ALA’s Board of Directors for istrator for the Cleveland and Akron 2007-2008 before becoming president in offices of Vorys, Sater, Seymour and May 2008 at the ALA’s annual confer- Pease LLP, was named president-elect of ence in Seattle. As president, Rice-Isaacs the Association of Legal Administrators will guide the Association’s strategic (ALA). ALA is an international organi- planning and will oversee all Board, zation with more than 10,000 members inter-association, and media spokesper- that provides support, high-quality son activities through May 2009. education and services to profession- Rice-Isaacs has been a legal admin- als involved in the management of law istrator for 14 years and joined ALA in firms, corporate legal departments and 1992. A graduate of Purdue University, government legal agencies. Rice-Isaacs resides in Lakewood with As president-elect, Rice-Isaacs will her family. Drawing: Nicole Muscatello and Kristen Vassel. Worked on the Station Model: Bran- non Mencke, Daniel Michaels, Samuel Norris, Morgen Schroeder & William Snyder. Gerres-Lay Engagement 9:30 - 11 a.m., Wed., Dec. 13, 2006 a Bachelor of Science in Environmen- Lakewood Hospital’s Wasmer Auditorium tal Science from Salem International 14519 Detroit Avenue (Belle and Detroit Avenues) University in Salem, West Virginia. In 2006, she graduated with honors from West Shore law directors report - Gary Ebert, Bay Village Law Director; Com- Lorain County Community College in munity stations subcommittee report - Bob Parry, Westlake Planning & Economic Elyria, with an Associate of Applied Development Director; Presentation of Lakewood station concept - Ed Favre, Science degree in Surgical Technol- Lakewood High School students; Resolution of support for federal $$ for Alterna- ogy. She is currently studying Podiatric tives Analysis - Ken Prendergast, All Aboard Ohio. Medicine at Des Moines University Thanks to Lakewood Mayor Tom George and Lakewood Hospital’s Chief Adminis- College of Podiatric Medicine and Sur- trative Officer Jack Gustin for hosting this meeting. Download map of meeting location gery in Des Moines, Iowa. at: http://members.cox.net/kjprendergast/lakewoodhospitalmaps.jpg The groom-to-be is the son of the Jennifer Gerres and David Lay have late Basil and Rita Lay of Wooster. �� announced their engagement, and plan He is a 1997 graduate of Elyria High ��

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Lakewood Observations Lakewood Christian Service Center by Mike Scherer for approximately 5,000 individu- tant services to help our neighbors right pantry work to special projects. While als. In 2005, the Center served twice here in Lakewood. How can you lose?” most clients are Lakewood residents, Almost 25 years ago a group of that number and all indications point Jack Bauer, President of the Cen- the Center is also the designated hunger Lakewood pastors and concerned lay- to well over 11,000 in 2006. The past ter’s Board of Trustees, will be sending center for Westlake. Supportive hous- persons joined together to address a several months have seen truly unprec- out an urgent appeal to Friends of the ing services are available to residents of growing community need by creat- edented numbers of clients served. As Center asking for a special donation western Cuyahoga County while some ing a local food pantry. At that time, an example, in just the two days before this holiday season. “This is an abso- information and referral services are because each church was individually Thanksgiving the Center provided lutely vital service for our community. available to any County resident. The addressing hunger and related issues, food for over 250 individuals. Our hope is that those who can afford to Cleveland Tenants Organization has a collaborative effort made good sense. Due to layoffs and widespread may send us a donation of $500 or even a representative on-site weekly while However, the men and women who economic problems in our region, more. But we know that is not possible both the Cuyahoga County Ombuds- founded the Lakewood Christian Ser- these have been extremely trying times for many families and we will be equally man Office and the Cleveland Homeless vice Center knew that providing food for many local families. At the same appreciative of smaller contributions. Legal Assistance Program provide on- was just a start, as every family that time, the Center’s traditional sources The important thing is to help in site services on a monthly basis. came for food had underlying prob- of support – local churches, individual some way, as our community is stron- For more information about ser- lems and needs. and business donors and charitable ger when we help our friends and vices offered at the Lakewood Christian From its inception, the Lakewood foundations – have also been squeezed neighbors during times of need. And Service Center (or for information about Christian Service Center has sought by the same economic forces. The result helping LCSC is the best way to ensure making a donation to the Center) call to address obstacles to family self-suf- is diminished resources during times of that local dollars go directly to help our (216) 226-6466. The Center is located at ficiency by providing emergency food overwhelming community need. Spe- neighbors”. 1412 Marlowe Avenue, just off Detroit. and basic needs assistance combined cifically, the Center is now facing an The Center relies on a small crew of Hours of operation are Tuesday through with >practical advice, referrals and operating deficit of $75,000 and may be part-time staff supplemented by scores Friday from 10:00 AM to 1:45 PM and help in accessing community services. forced to curtail services unless that gap of dedicated volunteers who help with Wednesday evening from 5:30 to 7:30. Today, in addition to a monthly is closed. everything from office support and The Center is closed on Monday. supply of food items, the Center pro- Executive Director Mike Scherer vides advocacy and referral services, job has announced a Holiday Gift pro- search assistance, a “handy helper” ser- gram to benefit the Center. “This year, You Are Here vice, homelessness prevention services instead of rushing all over town to Jason Weiner and a supportive housing program for buy costly presents for loved ones that formerly homeless families and indi- either don’t fit or aren’t needed, why viduals. The Center also coordinates a not give a $100 or $50 gift to the Center Community Meal program hosted by to honor each of your loved ones? You dozens of Lakewood churches. will get a year end tax deduction, your The need for emergency food and loved ones will receive special recogni- related services in Lakewood continues tion of your gift from us and everyone to grow. In 2000, food was provided will feel good about providing impor- photo by Kris Williams

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“Now They Know” the Metroparks along the Rocky River. Elizabeth Zander is a 78-year-old My church is here. Just an awful lot to retired ofﬁce worker and real estate do here if you want to do it. You can broker. She has lived in Lakewood work at the Beck Center. You can vol- This hand-painted glass ball This happy penguin is just one since 1959; her favorite places in town unteer out of anywhere. The hospital is is a rendering of our storefront of the many Hixson designs are The Oasis and the courtyard at The so close, the Beck Center I go to. There’s Barton Center. just everything here. It’s just a big little “Number one on the list is Lake town. It’s like going downtown, but a little Erie. The smell of it, the feel of it, town. I think they made it very comfort- the wind of it, everything. I just love able, especially if you like to inhale the Lake Erie and I’m almost on the lake lake, the ﬁshy smell, which I love. over there. Oh, the art studios and the Lakewood is on the up, it’s grow- antique shops that there are. Just so ing, not going down. To me that’s good. many things, just browse around. A To put their money in a city, they must This jolly snowman will certainly Our original designs range grace your familyʼs Crhristmas tree! from whimsical to elegant lot of good eating areas. A lot of good know something we don’t know, or we friends here. Really, it’s so convenient. do know but now they know.” I, Bill Hixson, want to encourage every Christmas-loving Lakewood Everything is right here, grocery stores Are you interested in participating? family to start the tradition of hiding the pickle on the Christmas tree and pharmacies, malls, they’re all Contact Jason Weiner and Kristine Wil- on Christmas eve. The first person to find it on Christmas morn is pretty close to Lakewood, so that’s an liams at [email protected] assured of good luck for the following year. They re-hide it for the next person to find and share in the luck. If a child finds it, they are to ideal situation. The parks, of course, or by calling 216.221.5146. receive a trinket or piece of candy, but once a day just. A pig promises PROSPERITY, a pickle LUCK, and a frog PROMISE ATTORNEY ROGER STEARNS • PERSONAL INJURY •BANKRUPTCY •CRIMINAL •DIVORCE A Pig A Pickle A Frog FREE CONSULTATION 216 521-0200 HIXSONʼS HOURS ʻtil Christmas: Daily 10-9 Sat 10-6 Sun 12-5 1387 Marlowe Ave, Lakewood a debt relief agency

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Lakewood Public Library Local Historian George Condon Presents West of the Cuyahoga by Vincent O’Keefe tion, personal anecdotes, and humor Condon’s love of names is also evi- side of the river were enraged because that makes for a lively read. Indeed, dent in a previous book called Gaels the bridge effectively diverted com- Cleveland began as a tale of two Condon’s tone is often poetic, as he of Laughter and Tears, in which he merce from Ohio City. What happened cities, as Lakewood author George describes his geographical subject as lists and describes hundreds of Irish next was a bizarre bridge attack: “The Condon explains in his new book, West “the sunset side of the Cuyahoga Val- nicknames from his life in the Cleve- next day an estimated 1,000 men from of the Cuyahoga. When Moses Cleave- ley” and reminds readers that the city land area. In another poetic the west bank community, brandish- land founded the city in 1796 for the of Cleveland predates the state description, he states that ing clubs, rocks, and rifles, gathered for Connecticut Land Company, it only of Ohio, which “did a nickname is “a reveal- the big assault” (37). East Siders fought included the area east of the Cuyahoga not emerge from its ing capsule, a compressed back, but fortunately no one was killed. River. The territory west of the river wooded womb until description” that “could The bridge, however, ended up needing involved Native American “title claims” 1803” (1). When asked even be the most suc- a few bodyguards after the incident. until 1805, when a treaty enabled set- about such rhetorical cessful example of the Other intriguing stories in the book tlers to establish Brooklyn Township flair in a recent inter- art of the short story” involve West Side schools, churches, (later called the City of Ohio, or Ohio view, Condon stated (5). In our interview, businesses, homes, parks, canals, and, City) right next to Cleveland. The two that “history should be he explained: “When of course, people (along with some did not become one until 1854, and presented in an attractive I moved from Mas- helpful photographs). Throughout, there has been much water under the way.” sachusetts into the Condon zooms and pans at an effec- bridges ever since. One way Condon pres- Ohio City area as tive pace. His profiles range from Mark Condon is highly qualified to ents history attractively is by a kid, there were Hanna, the nationally-known political write such a localized history. He exploring how names of places so many amusing operative in the late 1800’s, to Needles was a reporter and columnist for The change over time. For example, and creative nick- McCafferty, a “West Side streetcar Plain Dealer for 41 years, received the before it became Ohio, the sizeable names.” Then he quickly rattled employee of the interwar years” (121). Cleveland Arts Prize in 1975, earned Western Reserve of Connecticut off examples like Goosey Stafford and When asked why he chose to write the Distinguished Service Award of “led some Connecticut dreamers to sug- Count-the-Nickels Murphy. Cleveland a book specifically about Cleveland’s the Society of Professional Journal- gest it should be considered for separate was even nicknamed by the Irish “Lit- West Side, Condon replied simply: ists in 1980, and was inducted into the statehood under the name of New Con- tle Achill,” Condon says. “The West bank offered a very good Cleveland Press Club’s Journalism Hall necticut” (6). Similarly, the land west One of the most engaging chapters story.” This seems quite an achieve- of Fame in 1990. Also, he has already of the Cuyahoga that became Brooklyn in West of the Cuyahoga tells the story of ment, considering its early abundance written three books on Cleveland his- Township was almost named Egypt. the near civil war that erupted between of swamps, malaria, and (brace your- tory. The etymology of other names around Cleveland and Ohio City in 1837. At self) rattlesnakes. Regarding why he has Published by The Kent State Uni- the West Side is also explored, includ- issue was the new Columbus Street lived in Lakewood for several decades, versity Press, West of the Cuyahoga ing the collegiate streets of Tremont and Bridge, the first “fixed” bridge over the he was just as brief: “Lakewood has is a combination of historical narra- some of the city’s bridges. Cuyahoga River. People on the west always been a good place to live.”

Lakewood Public Library Events Calendar Free Seminars To Help Lakewood- December 12th through 26th ites Take Charge Of Their Finances Friday, December 15 by Matt Charboneau reduce the federal tax burden for low- • Films on Friday - Lifeboat, Directed by Alfred Hitchcock (1944) This An upcoming series of programs wage workers. Depending on family thriller crams all the suspense of a regular Hitchcock film into a tiny lifeboat at Lakewood Public Library’s two size and total income, it can boost a set adrift in the North Atlantic during WW II. This film is not rated. 7:00 p.m. locations, Main Library and Madison worker’s annual income by as much as in the Main Library Auditorium Branch, aim to educate and empower 40%. With the outreach efforts begun Saturday, December 16 community members on the subjects in 2003 to increase awareness of EITC • Web Searching Basics of personal finance, budgeting and combined with free tax preparation Find what you’re looking for on the Internet with strategies for speed and tax preparation. Lectures and presen- clinics for eligible income Lakewood precision. For more information about our class schedule, visit http://www. tations in the Lakewood Initiative for residents, the LIFE program hopes to lkwdpl.org/classes/ or call (216) 226-8275 ext. 127 3:00 p.m. in the Main Financial Education (LIFE) series will make the credit available to all tax- Library Technology Center take place every Monday in January at payers that are entitled to EITC. Last • Writer’s Workshop 7:00 p.m. in the Main Library Audito- year this program saved participants Renew your creative energy and get positive feedback from fellow writers. rium and are free-of-charge with no $195,237 in total EITC money. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just have a hankering to write, everyone is pre-registration required. EITC assistance will be available on welcome to join this workshop. 4:00 p.m. in the Main Library Auditorium The LIFE series is a collaboration a weekly basis up until Monday, April • Family Music and More - Sword in the Stone between Lakewood Public Library, the 9th. These tax assistance appointments Spend a Saturday evening at the Library and enjoy programs featuring City of Lakewood, the Internal Revenue will require registration; those inter- musicians and other talented performers. Performers are subject to change. Service, Lakewood Christian Service ested in participating may call (216) Seating is limited. Doors open fifteen minutes prior to the performance. 7:00 Center, Lakewood Hospital, Lakewood 226-8275 ext. 127 after January 2nd to p.m. in the Main Library Auditorium Volunteer Services and Volunteer sign up for a time slot. Sunday, December 17 Income Tax Assistance. The first of the • Sunday With The Friends - Music Unlimited Christmas Show. lecture programs, SMART DEBT: It’s Vocalist Joan Hughart and Toy Poodle Chachi are home for the holidays. Your Credit is scheduled for Monday, 2:00 p.m. in the Main Library Auditorium January 8. The remaining lecture topics Monday, December 18 will include BUDGETING: Waking Up • Introduction to Spreadsheets to Your Dreams on Monday, January 15, �� Learn spreadsheet basics, including sorting data, automating calculations WHAT EXACTLY IS THE EARNED �� and creating neat charts. For more information about our class schedule, visit INCOME TAX CREDIT? on Monday, �� http://www.lkwdpl.org/classes/ or call (216) 226-8275 ext. 127 7:00 p.m. in the �� January 22 and finally SMART AUTO �� Main Library Technology Center FINANCING on Monday, January 29. �� Saturday, December 23 More information on all of these pro- ��

• E-mail Basics grams can be obtained by phoning the �� It’s not too late to join the e-mail revolution. Keep in touch with friends Library’s Electronic Services Depart- � � � � � �� and family. For more information about our class schedule, visit http://www. �� ment at (216) 226-8275 ext. 127. � � � � � �� lkwdpl.org/classes/ or call (216) 226-8275 ext. 127 3:00 p.m. in the Main Also part of the LIFE series will �� Library Technology Center be weekly evening EITC Tax Assis- � � � � � �� Sunday, December 24 tance Programs to be held at the � � � � � �� The library is closed for Christmas Eve. Madison Branch beginning January �� Monday, December 25 �� 29th at 7:00 p.m. �� The library is closed for Christmas Day. The EITC is designed to help ��

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Chef Geoff Bah Humbug! The Proof is in the Pudding

With the coming of the Christmas Jeff Endress side dishes, those would most likely season, we find ourselves revisiting our have been turnips, parsnips or other yearly traditions. Favorite Christmas root vegetables being stored from that songs fill the air and boxes of heir- fall’s harvest. Dickens mentions only loom ornaments are unpacked, Charlie Old English Christmas Pudding potatoes and sweetened apple sauce. Brown discovers the true meaning of (adapted from Godey’s Lady’s Book, 1860) But certainly, even if the fowl was foul, the season and Ralphie takes care of and the foods that served as accom- Black Bart with his 500 shot Red Ryder One pound currants paniments less than fresh, culinary air rifle (with the compass in the stock). One pound well stoned raisins redemption would be experienced as And along with all the other trappings One pound chopped suet Mrs. Cratchit proudly brought forth of the season, we once again enjoy the 1⁄4 pound flour the feature of the feast, that flaming immortal tale of Scrooge as told by 3 oz. sugar ceremonial dessert presented to the Dickens in A Christmas Carol. 1 &1/2 oz. grated lemon peel family must, indeed, have been a culi- As we all know, through whatever 1 blade of mace nary delight. Don’t be too sure. incantation we gain familiarity with the 1⁄2 a small nutmeg The ingredients which would typi- story, Scrooge was a pretty nasty char- 1 tsp. ginger cally have been found in a steamed acter. If it were not so, the story of his 6 eggs pudding are not something that our redemption would have less meaning. present day palates would appreciate. And, I think that when one considers Combine the suet, raisins and currants. Beat the eggs and beat in the From the authentic recipe included, the culinary aspects of the story, that remaining ingredients. Add the suet mixture and mix together. Place mixture you may well wonder why you would redemption becomes even more mean- in a cloth, tie firmly allowing room to swell. Boil continuously for 5 hours. eat such a conglomeration.....much less ingful. profess to enjoy it. From my historical Let’s first set the stage as that is generally have the goose roasting over Griswald family’s turkey retrospective, clearly there was noth- certainly an important part of the the Cratchit family’s open hearth, it is Assuming that the family had the ing for old Ebenezer in the food which back-drop behind the discussion of more likely that someone of the lower wherewithal to purchase a bird large could provide for his change of atti- the culinary aspects. In 1843 when A class would not have had a hearth suffi- enough to justify stuffing, it was prob- tude. I can not only understand, but Christmas Carol was written, the pop- cient in which to cook a goose and more ably as simple as chopped pork fat, sympathize with his miserable attitude, ulation of London was burgeoning at than likely it would have been roasted crushed cracker crumbs, egg, flour, especially considering the culinary approximately 2.2 million. At the time, in a nearby bakery’s oven at a cost of a milk, some sage, salt and pepper. If the aspects of the season. If someone were the housing of London was closely few pence and then taken home to be finances made it possible, the stuffing to offer me some of that Christmas packed together, heated with coal-fired eaten. It would not have been basted, might have included roasted chest- pudding, I might well respond with a stoves and hearths which contributed a and might well have been as dry as the nuts. To whatever degree there were “Bah Humbug” myself! significant amount of soot to the atmosphere as well as the ground. It was not until 1875 that London The Buck Stops Here had an adequate sewer system and, indeed, at the time that A Christmas Carol was written, portions of the city The Seen to the Unseen had raw sewage flowing in open ditches Robert Buckeye into the Thames, which, by the way, If we want to see what happens in we should not or do not want to see formed – a successor, they trumpeted was also the source of drinking water slaughterhouses, how fast food becomes what is there. arrogantly, to Darwin, Marx and Freud for much of the population. The streets fast food, Michael Pollan argues in We understand that others see us, – to give the ordinary man the power of were a crowded mixture of rich and The Omnivore’s Dilemma, we would often without our knowledge, and that his gaze back. They would study life as poor, drunkard, pick-pocket and pros- demand better food for our tables. “If may be either reassuring or threaten- it was -- shouts and gestures of motor- titute, all against the backdrop of tens there is any new right we need to estab- ing. To be seen is to be recognized. We ists, bathroom behavior, dirty jokes, of thousands of horse drawn cabs and lish,” he suggests, “maybe this is the are seen for who we are. To know that female taboos about eating, beards, wagons with their resulting manure one: the right, I mean, to look.” others see us – who, we may not always armpits, eyebrows – that would plot deposits. Against that back-drop were That right, if it be a right, is both know – and not know what they see is “weather-maps of feeling.” In taking the street vendors selling all manner of innocent and can never be innocent. to give them power over us. Today, it up the role of observer, Mass-Obser- wares including food products. Our look may record what a camera is part of the colonization of everyday vation argued, “each person becomes In short, I would venture a guess does, but what we see always estab- life. In Michael Haneke’s film, Cache like Courbet at his easel, Cuvier with that London of 1834 was not a par- lishes a relationship between ourselves (available on dvd), a middle-class fam- his cadaver, and Humboldt with his ticularly pleasant place to live. This is and the world outside us. There are ily is destroyed when surveillance tapes continent.” The facts unearthed would confirmed by the reality of numerous things we choose not to see, do not of their apartment (both from the out- permit us to understand our lives and outbreaks of cholera and the legendary want to know, how cows become meat, side and inside) and of the husband’s thus transform them. “Great Stink” of 1858, during which what happens on the operating table, childhood reveal an incident from his More recently, the work of art- the stench from the Thames became experiments on animals, even a loved childhood he has hidden. ist Nina Katchadourian in New York so unbearable that Parliament was one dying. There are things we want To be able to look upon is power, a is an effort to undo the one-way gaze. closed. As much as we have romanti- to see, are drawn to, even if we should one-way street (the boss to his worker, Katchadourian has set up a telescope cized a Courier and Ives version of the not see them and may not want anyone the man to the woman, the white to across the street from an office in Man- Victorian era, in point of fact, living to know we are looking. Voyeurism is the black). In Andrea Arnold’s film, hattan, its lens fixed on the 17th floor, in London was a fairly miserable exis- always to some extent prurient. From Red Road, a woman whose job is to which any passerby may stop and look tence. It’s no wonder Scrooge was such the Bible, we know that if we look at scan surveillance cameras placed in through. The lawyer, whose office win- a miserable character. And even the a neighbor’s wife, as David does, bad Glasgow neighborhoods and notify dow is seen, chooses three objects from Christmas feast might not be sufficient things happen. police of anything unusual sees a his office to place in the window at his to provide redemption. The proof is, as We may see things we should not man who had run down her husband whim – a potted plant, a photo of his they say, in the pudding. But before we see, and our knowledge of them may and child and begins to stalk him to son, a calculator, whatever. Katchadou- get to the dessert of the Cratchits’ feast put us at risk, even if, at the same they avenge their deaths. Those without rian has mounted a pictorial key on the let’s review the main menu. make us complicit. What responsibil- power can neither see nor acknowl- telescope that translates the lawyer’s First of course, there was goose ity do we assume for what we see? In edge what they see. “Expression is messages from what he places in the enjoyed by the Cratchit family. That Rear Window, Jimmy Stewart’s mild [their] enemy,” T. J. Clark notes, “the window. Has it been a hard day? Did goose was purchased from the poul- prurient interest in his neighbors in mistake [they] concentrate on avoid- he accomplish a lot? Is he looking for- terer where it had hung unrefrigerated the apartment across the way makes ing at all costs.” The worker never ward to the weekend? In this way, the in the window for any number of him an unwilling witness to a crime. lets his boss know how he feels. lawyer talks to the viewer, the object days. Speaking of that goose, while We know further that there are places In England in 1937, a group which to the voyeur, the seen to the unseen. the romanticized versions and movies we should not be in, in part, because called itself Mass-Observation was Contact is made.

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Lakewood Schools Pre-schoolers Experience Art At “My Masterpiece” Class by Anne Schleicher grown-up.” tomers sip cappuccino while paging themselves in creative ways.” Jill Crino used to take her young through the paper. Others buy a beer Henry agrees, happily biting into a Four-year-old Henry Whisman daughter to “Art with Miss Traci” at and pizza bagel and check their e-mail round little cookie, the same size as the carefully places small, circular stick- The Children’s Museum. Crino owns on their laptops, thanks to Bela Dub- circular stickers he placed on his mas- ers on his paper. He’s not sure why he’s Bela Dubby with her husband, John. by’s wireless service. Youngsters can terpiece. applying the stickers, but knows he’s The couple invited Morrison to offer play at the train table or watch a DVD. The next five-week session of “My creating a masterpiece. That’s because her classes at the child-friendly art gal- Henry’s mom, Holly Cooper Whis- Masterpiece” will begin in late Janu- he’s at the “My Masterpiece” class held lery and cafe. man, thinks Miss Traci’s class is a fun ary at Bela Dubby, 13321 Madison on Saturday mornings at Bela Dubby The setting couldn’t be more introduction to well-known artists, Avenue. Two classes are available from Art Gallery and Beer Cafe, located at appropriate for budding artists. It’s and likes how it gets kids involved in 10:00 a.m. - 10:45 a.m. and 11:30 a.m. - 13321 Madison Avenue. well-lit and features funky, 1950’s-era making their own artwork. “So much 12:15 p.m. each Saturday. The $40 class Art teacher Traci “Miss Traci” furniture. Works from local artists mass-produced garbage is marketed to fee covers supplies and snacks. For Morrison tells Henry and his class- hang on the wall. Music ranging from children,” she says. “It’s important for more information, call Bela Dubby at mates to smudge watercolors across Frank Sinatra to The Smiths plays kids to have the capacity to form their (216) 221-4479, or check Bela Dubby’s their pages. Each one looks different. lightly in the background. Some cus- own opinions, and to be able to express MySpace.com page for updates. After a snack, the pre-schoolers take their stickers off of the paper. The remaining round, white holes contrast with the muted colors. Don’t Miss Traditional LHS Choral Concert This project was inspired by the Eric Carle book, “The Very Hungry The LHS Choral Concert is tomor- Jonathan Griffith, Principal Con- be made payable to Lakewood High Caterpillar,” in which a young larva row, December 13 at 7:30 pm in the ductor-in-Residence for MidAmerica School. nibbles holes through all kinds of foods Civic Auditorium. This traditional Productions states: You will also have an opportunity before entering his cocoon stage. He concert with processional and candle- “This excellent Chorus received to purchase raffle tickets for 18 beau- later emerges as a beautiful, multi-col- light is always a highlight of Lakewood’s this invitation because of the qual- tiful baskets, each with a different ored butterfly. holiday season and this year will be no ity and high level of musicianship theme .They will be displayed in the “Our masterpieces are almost exception. demonstrated by the singers and the lobby of the Civic Auditorium. There done, but they’re missing something,” In addition to the wonderful music, exceptional recommendation given is a Longaberger basket filled with Morrison says before handing out the this year the perfect holiday gift will be by Dr. Hanson’s choral colleagues. It delectables from Sweet Designs and snacks. “What does our painting need available at the concert. The Lakewood is quite an honor just to be invited to Lion & Blue, organic foods from The to become a masterpiece?” High School Symphonic Mixed Choir, perform in Carnegie Hall. These won- Bin, and an Italian food basket from “A kiss!” Henry and classmate along with other Lakewood High cho- derful musicians not only represent the Carabbas. One basket features Cleve- Sofia Bianco exclaim, almost at the ral groups has issued a most beautiful quality of music and education within land Indians memorabilia including same time. The enthusiastic children Christmas CD. This fund-raiser for the the school, but they also become an autographed picture of Grady Size- blow kisses at their creations. upcoming trip to Carnegie Hall is a ambassadors for the entire commu- more. Heinens, Borders, and several Each lesson contains three compo- treat! The Lakewood High School Sym- nity. This is an event of extreme pride salons in Lakewood have contributed nents: a literary reference in the form of phonic Mixed Choir has consistently for everybody and deserving of the items for other baskets. The winning a story; an art history reference, which received the highest rating possible in community’s recognition and support. tickets will be drawn on the evening of is a masterpiece by a famous artist; and the most difficult entry class (AA) at I would encourage all business owners, the traditional high school choral con- hands-on experience, which is the art the State Ohio Music Educators Asso- civic leaders, and the general public to cert on Wednesday, December 13. The project and related snack. ciation Large Group Adjudicated Event be generous in their financial support winning baskets will be awarded to the “I like to establish a strong routine for over 30 years! And yes, our talented for this once-in-a-lifetime opportu- names drawn regardless of their atten- so even the youngest children feel com- Lakewood kids are going to Carnegie nity.” dance that evening. fortable,” Morrison explains. Hall. Anyone who would like to con- Alumni are invited on stage to Morrison is no stranger to ignit- MidAmerica Productions in tribute to help send a student to close the program. Tickets for this eve- ing kids’ interest in art. She taught Art New York City announced that Dr. Carnegie Hall may contact Dr. Hanson ning concert are $3.00 for adults, $2.00 Education full-time at The Children’s Lisa Hanson and her choir have been at 216.227.5981 or mail a contribu- for seniors and $1.00 for students. Museum for five years, before being invited to participate in a perfor- tion to Dr. Lisa Hanson at Lakewood This article was written with contri- laid-off due to budget cuts. mance of John Rutter’s “Requiem” High School. 14100 Franklin Blvd., bution from Anne Palomaki and Justine “My mission in teaching art is to on May 6, 2007 at Carnegie Hall. Lakewood, OH 44107. Checks should Cooper. start early with children when it comes Members of the LHS choir will join to appreciating and looking at art,” with only a few other outstanding explains Morrison. “Attaching mean- choruses selected from throughout ing or stories to handmade things North America to form a festival Lakewood’s All-American Heroes makes them something of value. Also, chorus, accompanied by the New associating our work with the work of England Symphonic Ensemble, a famous artist makes creating art feel conducted by Dr. Earl Rivers. Dr.

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�� Students in grades four through eight spent seven weeks researching historic Ameri- �� cans and preparing dramatic recreations for All-American Heroes, a program run by �� Lakewood Public Library and Women In History. Angelo’s Pizza donated pizzas for �� the dress rehearsal.

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Lakewood Sports LHS Wrestling Preview by Todd Shapiro asset at the higher weight, “I am more fi ers from last season. Vinny Fox missed his sopho- prepared this year. I know the things I The key to success in dual meets is more season after tearing his ACL Dedication! Perseverance! Com- need to do differently.” the ability to score points across all 14 playing football. Fox, now a junior, mitment! These are not just the traits Head coach Vinnie Curiale weight classes. To do that the Rangers will return to the Rangers lineup in of a good wrestler but also what will be believes the Rangers schedule, which will need some of the younger mem- the 145 pound weight class. Fox has required of the Lakewood High School features tournaments at Avon Lake, bers of the team to come through in impressed his teammates since he wrestling team as they embark on a North Ridgeville and Southview in the a big way. A pair of freshman Dahoud returned to the mat this fall. Duffy 2006-2007 schedule that is one of the opening month of the season, prepares Hamidah and Nick Sclimenti, younger said Fox seems better than ever in toughest in recent history. the teams for the chal- brother of Tony will both practice and expects Fox to do big While the Rangers will be with- lenges they’ll face be in the varsity lineup. things this season. out Matt Curley who ended his Ranger later in the Hamidah, who In the upper weight classes junior wrestling career with 42-6 senior season year. “We’re will wrestle at Gahad Suleiman will wrestle at 215 and a trip to Columbus, Lakewood has going to 160 pounds, pounds while heavyweights Mike two returnees who are determined to be be young went to the Gugar and Kevin Kinder will battle making a visit to Columbus in March. this year state mid- for the starting spot. Gugar posted an Junior Pat Duffy, whose fi fth place a n d dle school 18-16 record last year but is currently fi nish in the Toledo District earned him w e ’ r e c h a mpi- sidelined by an injury. Kinder, a trans- a spot as an alternate at the 2006 state t a k i n g o n s h i p s fer from University School, wrestled in tournament, will move up to the 125 an atti- last sea- the heavyweight division for the Prep- pound weight class. Duffy who spent tude that son in pers in 05-06. much of the summer in the weight to we must j u s t Lakewood will host the Lake Erie make the jump from the 119 pound get bet- League dual meet tournament on Feb- weight he wrestled at last year is excited ter and ruary 3. Two weeks later the Rangers about this year’s schedule. “We’ll have rise up to will travel to Southview for the OHSAA to step it up early and work hard. Fac- the level of sectional tournament. ing good competition just makes you our sched- Curiale usually places more want it more,” Duffy said. ule,” Curiale h i s importance on producing state quali- Tony Sclimenti, who compiled an said. second year of orga- fi ers than LEL champions. However, impressive 36-12 record at 112 pounds Lakewood opens up nized wrestling. According with the Rangers hosting their fi nal as a freshman, took his wrestling skills the home portion of their schedule Sat- to Curiale, Nick who is currently listed LEL tournament this year the meet on the road this summer, competing urday January 6 with a tri-meet against as 112 pounds “is going to make a name takes on an added signifi cance. Duffy, for Team-Ohio at the NHSCA National Eastlake North and Lake Erie League foe for himself in this sport real soon.” one of the Rangers captains, described Wrestling Duals in Salisbury, Mary- Maple Heights. Friday January 12 the Justin Smith, who recorded pins in the feeling of hosting the annual event. land. As a sophomore, Sclimenti will Rangers are home again for a tri-meet 14 of his 22 wins in the 05-06 season, “We want to impress at home. We’ll be wrestle in the 119 pound weight class. with Lutheran West and a Westerville will start in the 152 pound weight class wrestling in front of our family and Sclimenti feels his experience will be an North team that returns two state-quali- as a senior. friends.” �� LHS Basketball: Bouncing Balls �� and a Bouncing Baby Girl �� by Mike Deneen her young team. “The girls are have the �� right attitude and want to get better �� For the Lakewood High girls’ and better.” say Anderson, “if they con- �� basketball team, the 2006-07 season tinue to give their personal best every represents change both on and off the day at practice and games then you will �� see a young team mature as the sea- court. This is their fi nal year in the �� Lake Erie League before the school son progresses.” Anderson is especially �� joins the Northeast Ohio Conference excited about senior Kayla Kovach, who � �� next year. On the court, the team has is the program’s fi rst Division I college �� four new starters. Off the court, the recruit in ten years. “The leadership of � � � �� coach has a brand new baby girl. Kayla Kovach is very important to our �� The program is coming off a very success” says Anderson. Kovach aver- � �� good season, going 15-7 in 2005-06. aged 15 points, 7 rebounds, 2.5 assists � �� The team made it to the district semifi - and 2.5 steal per game last year. �� nals, where it lost to Solon High. Solon The team got off to tough start this � �� eventually went on to the state cham- season, with a 52-38 loss at St. Joe’s. �� pionship game. The program received Anderson hopes that the young team good news earlier this fall when Kayla will remain competitive in the early �� Kovach, the team’s senior leader, season, and gel together in time for �� signed a letter of intent to play Division success in the state tournament. �� I college basketball at Indiana-Purdue Off the court, Anderson is thrilled �� University at Fort Wayne. Also this to balance the demands of mother- �� offseason, head coach Nicole Ander- hood, teaching and coaching. “I have �� son gave birth to Brooke Anderson on a very supportive husband Kevin who �� April 16,2006. is a business consultant and a former �� This season has many challenges Division 1 college soccer player. Kevin �� for the Rangers, who only return one understands the time and commitment �� starter from last year’s squad. The that goes into coaching.” Anderson is �� schedule is full of ranked teams and also thankful to her assistant coaches, �� traditional powers, including Men- Al Digregorio, Rick Wallenhorst, and �� tor, Shaker Heights, Bedford and Avon Jim Stahlheber. “They go above and Lake. In addition, there are a pair of beyond their duties.” says Anderson, “ �� games against nearby rival St. Joseph I can not say enough about them and �� Academy. the commitment they make to the girls �� Coach Anderson is excited about and the program.” ��

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Send in your favorite holiday or Lakewood Photo(s) and you could President And First Lady Visit bela dubby! win one of three Apple That is if recent visitors to bela dubby have their way. Congressman Kucinich an- IPods. Test out that new nounced today he would once again run for President. One reason mentioned was digital camera and start that the Democrats are not moving fast enough to get out of Iraq. a Lakewood Observer photo blog today and maybe you will win! It could also appear in Around Town. Christmas at Lakewood United Methodist Church Sunday, Dec. 17 10:00 a.m. Worship Lighting of the Advent Wreath 11:00 a.m. Sunday School classes for all ages 5:00 p.m. Snack Supper and Christmas Caroling Two Peas in a Pod Opens House Monday, Dec. 18 7:00 p.m. “The Miracle of Christmas” An Advent Study Christmas Eve, Dec. 24 The best tasting event last week was open house at Two Peas in a Pod Catering, 118103 10:00 a.m. Worship Lighting of the Advent Wreath Chrildren’s Sunday School Detroit Ave. Laura and Raymond McDonald have built a nice little success story in 7:00 p.m. Family Candlelight Worship Service Lakewood. To celebrate they opened the doors and offered up some tasty treats. Here 11:00 p.m. Traditional Candlelight Worship Service Choir and Strings Ken Warren ﬁ nds out Linda’s dad Joe is from New York. “Finally a guy that understands pizza.” On the sofa Patricia Campbell from Ennis Court talks with friends. Check The Lakewood Observer’s Online Calendar for a full schedule.

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Mainstreet’s Light Up Lakewood celebration was a night of holiday fun. Even the cold rain couldn’t keep people away. After the party broke up this photo was taken from the Lakewood Observer ofﬁ ces. The lights were donated by LakewoodAlive. The ﬁ nished art sits in front of the tree. Santa stopped by to talk with the kids.

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Minding The Issues Conservatism: When Can Liberals Work With It? Conservatives and liberals: Like Gordon Brumm cally and irreconcilably at odds with cats and dogs? Or like yin and yang? As the purposes of government embodied with so many questions in this world, involvement with government (corre- view “Theocratic.” (But the set of prin- in our Constitution and the workings the answer is “It depends.” It depends sponding to what some authors have ciples to be imposed need not have a of our society. on what we mean by conservatism. termed “state of nature.”) It recognizes religious foundation.) LIBERTARIAN FORM: To a After living through the catastro- the individual as a conscious, choos- Thus, by contrast with the Open lesser degree, this form of conserva- phe that is the Bush administration, ing being, with needs and interests and View, public policy is created outside of, tism is also ruled out. Libertarianism liberals and conservatives of good will possibilities for fulfillment that vary and prior to, the operations of govern- as applied to private life is clearly in and sober intellect have every reason according to the individual and his or ment; it is not an agent of the citizens accord with liberalism, but as applied to appreciate what the other offers by her circumstances. The purpose of gov- but more like their overseer, enforcing to economic affairs – distribution of contrast. They face both the oppor- ernment is to complete and perfect the values and principles it had no part in resources, taxation, regulation, welfare tunity and the desirability of finding lives of all individuals – to satisfy their formulating. measures etc. – it is antithetical. Liber- common ground and cooperating with needs and interests and to aid in the ful- Furthermore, the Closed View alism could never be true to itself if it one another. fillment of their lives in ways that cannot has no place for an individual sphere had to abide by Libertarian strictures. Whether cooperation is possible be done adequately by solitary individu- of privacy immune from government ORGANICIST FORM: Since lib- depends not only on the situation but als or voluntary associations. interference. As we saw, the Open View eralism is concerned with the distinct also on the form of conservatism we Thus government acts as an agent sees this private sphere as essential for value and welfare of each individual, it are talking about. In the last issue I for all citizens in formulating pub- each individual’s full development. But is basically at odds with the organicist listed various forms of conservatism, lic policy and undertaking projects on the Closed View, the government form of conservatism. defined by their basic goals or princi- -- providing police, roads, and schools; knows specifically, from the beginning, To be sure, the welfare of all indi- ples. These were: collecting taxes; regulating industry; how each life should be lived; therefore viduals might require that we preserve ORGANIC (individuals are merely etc. Since these interests are poten- there is neither need nor justification for the integrity of society – as in the case part of the societal whole). tially in conflict, the government acts allowing free choice in matters that have of illegal immigrants, mentioned in the TRADITIONALIST (tradition to reconcile them in accordance with a no effect on others. Everything is poten- last column – but liberals would do this must be respected and followed). certain principle. tially subject to government regulation. for the good of individuals, not for soci- PERSONAL-DIGNITY (individ- And in recognition of the fact that ety considered as one overall entity. ual dignity lies in being independent). each individual’s fulfillment is pecu- The Open View and the Closed Definitely compatible: RELIGIOUS-MANDATE (the liar to that individual, government on View are antithetical. If we are consis- Jumping to the other end of the dominant religion should be incorpo- this view does not interfere with the tent, we must choose one or the other. spectrum, those forms of conservatism rated into the laws). actions of an individual unless those (To be sure, a measure expressing that liberalism can clearly work with, LIBERTARIAN (safeguarding actions impinge, directly or indirectly, one view can be inserted into pub- we find: lives and property is the only proper on the lives of others. lic policy fundamentally based on the PRAGMATIC CONSERVATISM: function of government). What is the principle on which other – a foreign substance inserted This is the form most obviously com- PESSIMISTIC-AUTHORITARIAN the government reconciles individuals’ into the body politic, as in the case of patible with liberalism, for pragmatic (strong authority must be maintained interests? It may vary. The aristocratic Ohio’s anti-gay marriage amendment. conservatives share the Open View because human nature is malign). principle prescribes that government But legally sanctioned or not, such a of government and roughly speaking MANICHEAN (the world is divided policy favor those who are (allegedly) measure is still contrary to the basic subscribe to the same goals or basic into the good and the evil camp). the best or the most blessed by God. purposes of the government.) principles. Their disagreements con- PRAGMATIC (conservative poli- The democratic principle, by con- Either view is possible. But clearly, cern the means for achieving those cies are the most effective way to trast, prescribes that every person be our society has chosen the Open View. goals as well as some of the assumptions achieve goals shared by all or most). accorded equal treatment. And we can be glad of that, for the that guide their efforts. In debating As I tried to make clear, this list is Thus, on the Open view, public Open View best recognizes and best these disagreements, liberals and con- not the final answer, but only a starting policy is created within the operations expresses our human being. servatives can learn from one another point. Still, it is sufficient background of government, with government acting if they do away with ideological clashes DOING BUSINESS for asking what forms of conservatism as agent for the citizens in reconciling and entrenched positions in favor of With whom, then, can liberals do are compatible with liberalism, and and furthering their interests. openly and honestly investigating the business? Which forms of conserva- under what circumstances? The position we know as liberalism issues. They will hopefully arrive at tism are compatible with liberalism? is firmly and clearly within this Open one of three possible outcomes: THE GREAT DIVIDE Which share the same goals or assump- view of government. I think of liber- a) The two camps reason to the tions, roughly speaking, and allow for The first step is to recognize a alism as the Open view, following the same conclusion based on common the possibility of agreement on specific distinction at the deepest level. It con- democratic principle and augmented principles. policies? cerns the bedrock conception of what by the assumption that government b) They come to a common conclu- We’ll find that compatibility varies government is for. can and should act in positive ways sion based on the resolution of factual sharply from one form of conservatism On one view, government is for to help all citizens, giving the most to issues. (With science, not religion or to another. I’ll first consider forms that determining public policy and then those who need the most. partisan dogma, being the arbiter of are definitely incompatible, then forms imposing it on the members of society. (But note that liberalism is not such issues.) that are definitely compatible, and On the other view, government is for the only political viewpoint within the c) They arrive at a principled com- finally forms that are in the middle. imposing public policy that has been Open view of government. That’s why promise. Incompatible: determined prior to, and outside of, liberalism can work with other view- As a quick example, consider reli- RELIGIOUS-MANDATE FORM: government. points, as will appear.) gious celebrations and displays, e.g. the Before looking at these two views, I In our time this is commonly known well-publicized display of the crèche must admit to a problem with terminology: CLOSED VIEW: On this view, the as fundamentalism or social/religious in the public square. Agreement might I would like to call the first view basic principles for society to follow conservatism. be served by distinguishing between “liberalism-in-the-broadest-sense.” are ready-made, at least for the most Liberalism clearly and definitely the use of such displays as a means But that term invites confusion with part, prior to and apart from the oper- cannot work with this form of con- of celebration (which conservatives the political position we call liberal- ations of government. This view does servatism. Liberals (embedded in the champion) and as a means of imposi- ism. So for want of a better term, I will not see persons as choosing beings, Open View) and fundamentalists tion (which liberals object to). call the first view the “Open” view of but rather as beings cast in a certain (embedded in the Closed View) are PERSONAL-DIGNITY: This form government. mold with their basic goals set for simply playing different games with of conservatism is also compatible with The second view I am inclined to them. Government exists to guarantee different aims. If a given measure hap- liberalism, though probably to a lesser call “Theocratic,” but that would be that individuals conform to this mold pens to satisfy both positions, that is degree than in the case of pragmatic inaccurate because the view is not nec- by imposing the proper principles of purely accidental. conservatism. For individual fulfill- essarily based on religious dogma. So behavior on the citizenry. If we are to be true to the spirit ment – the liberal goal -- might be best – again for want of a better term – I will The most obvious examples are of our government – and indeed, true achieved by insuring that individuals call it the “Closed” view. those in which government imposes to what we are as human beings – we stand on their own, as the personal-dig- OPEN VIEW: The Open View begins a certain religion – the Christian reli- must repulse the fundamentalist posi- nity form of conservatism maintains. with consideration of what an indi- gion, or Islam, or Judaism or Hinduism tion, and those who adhere to it must be vidual is, basically and apart from any – which is why I am tempted to call the persuaded that their purposes are basi- continued on page 15...

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Lakewood Perspective The Source of the Problem: the Problem of Sources by Bret Callentine With so many differing opinions B)The age-old adage is “Figures oppose, you’ll often miss vital points of floating around in publications, just Lie and Liars Figure”. How many times the issue. And an uninformed opinion I like to read. And, when I say, “I having a bibliography is essentially have you seen the phrase “studies is never strong. like to read,” I mean that I like to read meaningless. Whatever your opinion, show” or heard a person make the claim With all of this in mind, I came to to the extent that I prefer taking the it won’t take you more than a few sec- “research indicates”? Make sure you two conclusions: Red Line Rapid to work for no other onds with any internet search engine to know who did the research and how it 1)I will try to read as many dif- reason than that it gives me more time find someone, somewhere that has put was done before lending any credibility fering opinions on each topic. I have to delve into a good book. And, while I your argument in print. to the prescribed results. How many of already read ‘the Art of War’ by Sun do read for entertainment, lately I pre- Tzu and believe firmly in the strategy fer to read for the sake of knowledge With each author touting their own “truth,” where of knowing your enemy. and information. should I draw the line between qualified commentary and 2)If possible, I will try to cut out As a result of having recently overly biased opinion? the middleman. Why look at pictures worked my way through a number of a painting, when you can look at the of politically charged publications, While I won’t go so far as to call you were swayed after hearing “Indus- painting itself. Therefore, instead of I’m finding myself more and more out any individual authors, here are the try Leaders” state “I believe Nicotine is reading authors offering opinion about consumed by the problem of differen- two major stumbling blocks I run into not addictive”? an academic publication, I will seek out tiating supportable facts from fanatical when trying to discern credible infor- The result is that it is next to impos- the academic publication and first try opinions. With each author touting mation from credited sources... sible for the casual reader to check the to formulate my own opinion. their own “truth,” where should I draw A) From where did the infor- background for each of these books, If you’re wondering where this left the line between qualified commentary mation come and in what context? and thus, the choice usually is decided me in my literary quest, I have two books and overly biased opinion? Do I trust Quoting from the New York Times by personal preference. Like most elec- in my current reading queue: “Darwin’s Ann Coulter or Al Franken? Michael means nothing on its own. Something tions, who you trust is major factor. Black Box” by Michael J. Behe and Moore or Bill O’Reilly? said in a Times editorial has a different Unless you are willing to stretch “Truth and Tolerance” by Joseph Car- Scanning the shelves at the book- connotation from something appear- yourself, reading the opinions of both dinal Ratzinger (who currently goes by store, I’m haunted by an impish ing on the front page. writers you support and writers you the name Pope Benedict XVI). creature floating over each shoulder, except, instead of the miniature devil and angel seen in movies and on TV, The Dying Dream? my version is composed of a junior- by Brett Callentine that Change to Win, the group that Simply put, a biased organization sized Sean Hannity on one side and an commissioned the survey, is nothing ordered a biased study of a specifically Alan Colmes on the other: “Don’t buy As a general rule, I am of the belief more than a collaboration of Unions targeted portion of the population and THAT book! It’s just another Bush- that sequels are a bad idea (with Star whose mission statement is to “secure despite results to the contrary, publicly bashing diatribe!” or “I wouldn’t read Wars being the exception that proves the American Dream for all work- announced the outcome they desper- THAT if I were you. It has a foreword the rule). However, having just sub- ing people.” So you be the judge of ately wanted. Kind of reminds me of written by Rush Limbaugh.” mitted my article that points to the how impartial the researchers were. the Democrats after the 2000 election. Given the choices at hand, I find problems of quoting sources, I hap- Like asking an umbrella salesman for The American Dream is not dead. it no surprise that a large portion of pened across several different news a weather forecast, it’s tough to pitch If it were, we wouldn’t still have hun- adults prefer the news reported by commentaries that I felt called for a a union if the American people are dreds of thousands of immigrants Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart and Ste- quick case study. already living the dream. (both legal and illegal) pouring into phen Colbert. Among other things, these stories With my skepticism quickly turn- the country. The American Dream Consequently, I began to search quoted an independent report as the ing to contempt, I took a look at the isn’t about having wealth, it’s about for some sort of standard by which to basis from which they made the claim survey itself. Not surprisingly, I found having the opportunity to better your base my purchasing decisions. While that the American Dream was dead. exactly what I expected. The poll “sur- situation, a goal first established in processing several internal arguments, Now, I know I don’t speak for veyed a random national sample of the Declaration of Independence with I thought back to my high school Eng- everyone, but even though I’ve yet to 800 non-supervisory American work- mention of the inalienable right to “the lish class: how did Mr. Folkerth know if cash in on that elusive winning lottery ing adults”. As scientific as that may pursuit of happiness”. I had written a good paper? It occurred ticket, and despite the fact that my son sound, literally translated it means That said, I’m not writing this to me then that Folkerth had always shouldn’t be expecting a PS3 under the to be counted you COULD NOT be: column to discuss the state of the checked my sources. Christmas tree, I’m skeptical of how a full time student, retired, a stay-at- American Dream or even unions. Like showing your work in math they’re ready to declare “Dead” some- home parent, a part-time employee, I’m just sick and tired of the class, the easiest way to cut to the crux thing as sacred to the American people an owner, executive, manager, inde- mindless repetition of baseless alle- of an argument is to reveal the source as baseball and apple pie. pendent professional or any salaried gations that propagate most political of the information or opinion. With Sure, health care costs are sky- employee. And just for good measure, debates. Might doesn’t make right, this as my initial premise, I decided to rocketing and the blue book value of the survey also tossed out anyone who and volume doesn’t equate to truth. conduct an impromptu study of which my car doubles with a full tank of gas. makes more than $100,000 a year. This And no matter how much you want authors presented more bang for my But does that mean the dream is dead? is like doing a study on the crime rate something to be fact, reality remains buck. Heading to the bookstore, I Or is it just dying? Should we try a little and only polling people found bloody, unchanged. took a list of some of the more recent harder, or not bother trying at all? beaten and broke and lying in an ally and popular liberal and conservative Not wanting to give up hope quite behind a crack house. books to chart their use of reputable yet, I decided to investigate. Hopping However, as if this were not STOP IN sources. online, I traced the source back to a enough, I was particularly shocked However, the first few texts led me to study done in August 2006 by Lake when I came across the results of ques- conclude that any trend, while individu- Research Partners. Following several tion #20. When specifically asked about ally a curiosity, had absolutely no bearing links, I was directed to the website the American Dream in respect to their on ascertaining fact from fiction. changetowin.org where I was able to family, 51% of the already hand-picked Is the conservative-leaning look into the specific methods and respondents said that it “is attain- “Unhinged,” by Michelle Malkin, resulting data of the questionnaire. able”. Further, 14% said that they had (containing roughly one page of notes And that’s when the whole story started “already obtained it”. In fact, only 9% for every four pages of text) more cred- to fall apart. suggested that they “will not be able ible than “State of Denial,” by Bob First and foremost, Change to to obtain it”, which came in last, with Woodward (with a scarce one page of Win’s website summarizes the results “may not be able to obtain it” getting notes for every 17 pages of text)? And, with the headline “American Dream 15% and “not sure” getting 12%. if so, what do you do with books such Still Alive but Out of Reach for Most Now, I may not be a math major, as “The One Percent Doctrine” (Ron Working Americans”. So right off the but even if you count the “unsure” Suskind) or “Culture Warrior” (Bill bat, I want to know how you get from votes, I don’t see how 36% equals O’Reilly), neither of which have any “out of reach” to “dead”? Further- “Most Americans”. It just doesn’t endnotes at all? more, I was less than shocked to find add up.

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Pulse Of The City Robert Lockwood Jr.: Bluesman, Mentor, Friend Of all the famous and not-so- Gary Rice My dad, Robert Rice, also played famous musicians that I’ve met or trumpet with Robert one night at the played with, Robert Lockwood Jr. has old Brother’s Lounge. It was not long to be among the most remarkable peo- after my father had colon surgery. I’ll ple in the business. never forget that in the middle of a I came to know Robert all too blues tune, Dad turned to me and asked briefl y, and all too late. I wish that I’d me to hold his stomach in so his stitches had twenty years to learn just a small would not rupture when he played those part of his knowledge and practical high notes! I don’t recall whether I fi n- wisdom in life. I suppose you could say ished my saw solo or not that night, but that I became acquainted with him by Dad and Robert fi nished theirs! They being a cut-up. had a great respect for each other, as you In addition to the guitar, drums, can see from the picture. banjo, and whatever else I play, perhaps The stories about Robert Lock- the most unusual instrument that I wood’s connection to pioneer Blues own is the musical saw. My cousin, the legend Robert Johnson are well-known. The Rice and Lockwood Families late Dr. Kelse Hoffman, was one of the Guitarists from all over the world world’s great proponents of the musical revered Robert Lockwood Jr’.s unique saw, and he taught me how to play it at style and inimitable presentation. Rob- an early age. ert was, however, unafraid to change The saw is one of those instru- songs to his liking over time. I seem ments that comes right out of the to recall a story of how Robert rather soul of America. Originally played (I caustically responded to critical com- believe) in slave cabins and farms, the ments by saying that if people wanted saw graduated to live Vaudeville the- to hear a song done a certain way, they ater, and was played and studied for its should have stayed home and listened acoustic properties by no less a giant to the record! than Lloyd Loar (of Gibson guitar Robert was able to achieve a good fame) who kept one in his instrument measure of recognition towards the case. These days, a few saws continue end of his life that eluded him in ear- to be made especially for musical work, lier years. It is an honor to have known but they can be diffi cult to fi nd. him and have played with him. I have One day many years ago at a Berea played the Blues at many times and in restaurant, Robert Lockwood Jr. was many places, but never did I have a bet- playing with his band, and I offered to Gary’s Lockwood autographed guitar ter time doing so than with Robert. sit in with my musical saw. A big smile I can truthfully say that I learned came over Robert’s face, as he remem- Council was given an evening at the be better known and recognized. my blues from the man, who learned bered saw-playing from the old days. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I ended Later, I connected with Bob them from the great Robert John- After a few numbers, we sat down and up spending the time there with Rob- Santelli, then part of Rock Hall man- son many years ago. I also made that talked about old styles of music that ert and Annie. Annie in particular was agement. Soon after I shared Annie’s man smile with that old saw of mine. seemed to be fading away. indignant that there was no mention of and Robert’s concerns with Bob, the Smiles don’t come easy to bluesmen (or His wife at that time, Annie (now Robert anywhere. She related stories of Rock Hall had a special Robert Lock- women). deceased), was also present. We had fi xing up her incredible fried chicken wood night, as well as a display wall put I know. I’m a bluesman now, a great evening together. Robert and for a number of presently famous blues up for Robert. It was my pleasure to be thanks in part to Robert Lockwood Annie both ended up signing a guitar stars that Robert helped along the way, a small part of that evening’s festivities, Jr. He was the best there was. Rob- for me that I treasure to this day. including the great B.B. King. Annie felt as you can see in the accompanying ert Lockwood Jr. passed away on Soon thereafter, the Cleveland City strongly that Robert’s infl uence should photo of my family and Robert’s. November 21st.

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Regional Music Reviews Concert Calendar Bob Ignizio The Hi Fi Concert Club Thursday, December 14th it’s The Hollywood Blondes with Giant Eagle Colorforms – ‘Astralstorm’ (self the difference; he also co-wrote all the and Nervous Reactions. Hollywood Blondes play classic pop punk in the vein of released) songs he appears on (except the Roky Screeching Weasel, The Queers, and The Riverdales. The band has just released Colorforms has dropped down to Erickson cover), and the guy knows its debut CD ’15 Minutes of Lame’. Show starts at 9pm and admission is $5 for 21 a duo for their latest album while third how to write a catchy song just as well, and over, $8 for 18-20. 18 and over only. member Jack Smiley takes a hiatus if not better, than he knows how to lay December 21st it’s Margin of Error with Process 42 and Bonebasket. Margin from the group. But J. Kyle Moyer and down a tasty lead guitar part. of Error are a Cleveland based band mixing electronica with metal. Think VNV Everyman deliver an release that’s just Nation crossed with Rammstein. Show starts at 9pm and admission is $5 for 21 as strong, if not stronger, than their The Guns – ‘Attack’ (SFE Records) and over, $8 for 18-20. 18 and over only. previous self titled effort. This release The Guns were just one of the The Winchester Tavern sees the band taking a more upfront many Cleveland punk and hardcore Wednesday, December 13th it’s Pat Travers. Pat will be doing a special acous- approach to their music. The music bands that guitarist Scott Eakin played tic show. Pat is best know for his rockers like “Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights”, here is more driving than the ambient with in the eighties. He’s also been but he’ll be showing his bluesier side this evening. Show starts at 9pm and admis- background textures of the previous a member of The Dark, Knifedance, sion is $12 in advance, $15 day of show. All ages. release, recalling Tangerine Dream, False Hope, and Stepsister. This band’s Friday, December 15th it’s The JiMiller Band. This will be a CD release party Brian Eno, and some of Hawkwind’s original incarnation got started in for the band featuring ex-Oroboros guitarist/vocalist Jim Miller. The CD is half late seventies/early eighties instrumen- 1982 when Scott was 12 (!) years old. studio material, half live songs recorded at a previous Winchester gig. If you like tal pieces. It’s still hardly what I’d call The band had a few songs show up on jam rock, it doesn’t get much better. Show starts at 9pm and admission is only $7. accessible - no vocals and no drums compilation albums, and also recorded All ages. unfortunately means no interest from a full length in 1984 which has never The Sachsenheim (Located at 7001 Denison in Cleveland, OH) the vast majority of people - but it does officially been released. What we have Saturday December 23rd it is Susan Weber & Monet’s Orbit with Ray move in that direction. If you’re the here are new recordings of Guns McNiece and Morticia’s Chair. Prizewinning Cleveland songwriter Susan Weber kind of listener who believes there’s songs by Scott on guitar and vocals, and her band, Monet’s Orbit, will headline a pre-holiday rockout at Cleveland’s more to music than having a good beat Sean Saley (originally the band’s bass historic Sachsenheim. The concert begins at 9 p.m. with Weber preceded by you can dance to or a catchy chorus to player, but laying down the drum Cleveland jazz poet Ray McNiece’s Tongue in Groove and alternative rockers sing along with, ‘Astralstorm’ is a jour- tracks here), and Karen Gortner on Morticia’s Chair. Presented by Indigo Productions, admission is $8 at the door for ney well worth taking. For more info, bass. I have to say I’ve never heard this 18 and over show. visit www.colorforms.net. There will this band’s older recordings, but I Literary Cafe (Located at 1031 Literary Rd. in Tremont, OH) be a CD release show for this album at mean it as a compliment when I say Friday December 15th it’s Colorforms. This will be the CD release show for The Literary Café in Tremont located the production on this CD sounds the experimental band’s second album, ‘Astral Storm’. Colorforms will be playing at 1031 Literary Rd. on Friday Decem- totally eighties. Fans of Agnostic 3 sets of music throughout the night, starting at 10pm. ber 15th. The band will be playing 3 Front, Cro-Mags, Black Flag, and sets from 10pm til 1am. other eighties hardcore bands should Minding The Issues love this. There’s no website, but you continued from page 12... Dead City – ‘The Dead Sessions can contact the band the old fash- featuring Cheetah Chrome’ (Incas ioned way at: SFE Records; P.O. Box Equality of opportunity could it. Manicheanism – the view that the Records) 609250; Cleveland, OH 44109. I also form the common ground between world is divided inescapably between liberalism and personal-dignity con- the good and the evil (which must Alright, let’s start by being clear know that Lakewood’s finest record servatism. Equal opportunity means be overcome by force of will) applies about how much of Cleveland guitar store, My Mind’s Eye on Madison, equality of the means by which individ- mainly to foreign policy. It leads all too legend Cheetah Chrome you’re really stocks this release. uals can act to increase their welfare; easily to Conservatism of the Blind- getting on this album. Cheetah lends liberals might well conclude that gov- folded Sledgehammer, by which I mean his axe to five of the 16 songs on here, Lords of the Highway DVD (Rock N ernment should provide no more. And the attitude of striking out at one’s sup- all drawn from a 1992 session. The Roll Purgatory) equal opportunity is also in accord posed enemy with all force possible rest of the songs on this disc are culled Lords of the Highway have been with the personal-dignity viewpoint, and doing so in an unrestrained fash- from two other sessions, with the only a staple of the NE Ohio music scene because availability of an opportunity ion, turning to the most obvious and constant tying all this music together since 1992. Over the years, they’ve does not lessen a person’s indepen- immediate target without reflection as being vocalist Joe Dias and his desire released several albums, played count- dence or integrity. to whether hitting that target will have to make some seventies style American less shows up and down the east coast, Possibles: good results or not. (Sound familiar?) punk rock. Of course if you’re a Cle and changed drummers nearly as often These are forms of conservatism I hope you will see that the stupid- punk completist you’re going to want as Spinal Tap. Now they’ve finally that might be compatible with liber- ity and moral crudeness of this attitude to have this album regardless, and the released their first ever home video, alism, depending on the situation, for makes it incompatible with liberalism. tracks featuring Cheetah won’t disap- this self titled DVD. The disc contains the same reasons that apply in the case Nevertheless, the Manichean view in point. As for the rest of the material, promotional clips for six Lords songs. of pragmatic conservatism. general does not propose goals that are I have to be honest and say most of it ‘Freaky Tiki’ is the most ambitious TRADITIONALIST: In some different from liberalism; it only claims doesn’t really grab me. It’s not bad, it’s of these clips, featuring burlesque cases, the goals of liberalism might to describe the arena in which these just nothing special. It’s not just Chee- troupe The Pussygoot Girls as a best be achieved by taking account of goals must be sought. And recognizing tah’s presence on guitar that makes group of partiers who get stranded on “Headhunter Island” and have to the traditions of the society. evils for what they are might be a neces- be rescued by The Lords, who shoot PESSIMISTIC-AUTHORITAR- sary step in attaining liberalism’s goals. laser beams from their instruments IAN: Similarly, accomplishing good (For example, consider the rise of Hit- at hostile natives. for all citizens might require recogniz- ler; or the failure of the democracies to Also on the DVD are videos from ing the dark side of human being and aid the Republican government against �� the need for strong authority. Franco in the Spanish Civil War.) �� Kill The Hippies, The Marauders, and �� Lakewood’s own Uncle Scratch’s Gos- Doubtful: I would not entirely rule out the So -- Liberals and pragmatic con- �� pel Revival. But wait, there’s still more! �� In order to pack this DVD as full as remaining form of conservatism – the servatives (and kindred spirits): touch �� they could, the Lords have included Manichean -- but I am dubious about gloves and come out debating! �� trailers for various independent films �� featuring their music, and also a hand- Voted Best Wine Shop In Cleveland �� ful of short films made by friends of Plain Dealer / Free Times / Scene �� theirs. The shorts and trailers aren’t �� all winners, but most of them are fun. �� About the only complaint I could make �� is I would have liked at least a little bit 216-226-5681 of live concert footage, say 20 minutes �� 12112 Madison Ave., Lakewood worth or so. Still, this is well worth �� www.thewinchester.net picking up. ��

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