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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at IRL @ UMSL. It has been accepted for inclusion in Current (1980s) by an authorized administrator of IRL @ UMSL. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Oct. 18, 1984 University of JllUssourl-St. Louis Issue 494 I Assembly plans Day of Concern will act as a consultant to the Stu­ At noon, the students will form Sharon Kubat%ky suffers from a relative paucity of mu nications Committee, replac­ editor-i n-chief dent Ass{)ciation and will offer a procession of c-ars (complete programs in its only institution ing Brend a Barron, who was contacts wi th legislators, exten­ with hearse if they can find one) of public higher education, rank­ filling in temporarily. The Student Assembly has sive files and lobbyist training with an UMSL police escort and ing 23rd of the 25 major ur ban Th e assembly also approved unanimously approved a resolu­ sessions. travel to the hearing at the St. areas in the United States . .. the appointments to fo ur campus tion asking the Coordinating " It gives us a running start on Louis County Library Headquar­ proposal would eviscerate the committees. The appointments Board for Higher Education and setting up our own lobbying ters at 1640 S. Lindbergh Blvd. value of thousands of degrees include: state legislators for "the finan­ organization," Barnes Barnes said that any students granted by this institution, past, Student Court - Ben Barry, cial, logistical apd moral support explained. who wished to drive or ride in the present and future." Mike Greer , Paul Krash, Donald necessary for (UMSL) to The assembly also elected two procession could contact the Stu­ Barnes also reported that Gov. Lawrence, John Nations. blossom." new chairpersons and approved dent Association office. He Christopher S. Bond had selected Student Activities Budget At its meeting Sunday, the committee slates for the year. added that a mass mailing had UMC student Jay Felton to be the Committee - Rod Ab id, Greg assembly approved the two-page Barnes, in his report, urged gone out this week to all students, first student curator. "He'll be a Barnes, Maureen Corbett, Kevin document, which is in response students to partiCipate in the urging their participation in very effective curator," Barnes Curtin, Tamara Fox, Laurie to a proposal made by the CBHE upcoming "Day of Concern" rally the rally. said. "His positions on our cam­ Ro ades, Hilary Shelton, Tim calling for UMSL to leave the and "funeral procession" to the The resolution passed cited pu s weren't nearly as good as I'd Tolley, Barbara Will is. First University of Mi ssouri system CBHE hearing next Thursday, reasons why UMSL should not like them to_be (concerning the alternate: Kevin Rogers; second and join with Harris-Stowe State Oct. 25 . The rally will be held at leave the UM system, and asked CBHE proposal and other issues) alternate to be appointed. College as a separate state 11 :30 a.m. in the J .C. Penney for the continuation and expan­ but I hope he'll listen." Student Services Fee Commit­ institution. , Auditorium. State representa­ sion of undergraduate and In other business, the tee - Brian Adams, Ben Barry, The assembly also decided to tive and UMSL student Kaye graduate programs at UMSL. assembly elected Tighe Ander­ Major Heiken, Joe Go ldkamp, contract with the As sociated Steinmetz will address the "Nearly 5,000 - people have son chair of the Grievance Com­ Paul Lantos, Dwayne Ward. Students of the University of gathering. Barnes said there was already signed petitions sup­ mittee. Anderson replaces University Center Advisory Missouri fo r the remaind er of the a possibility that St. Louis Mayor porting our position in a little Curtis Brown, who resigned for Board - Ben Barry, Stephen academic year. Assembly presi­ Vincent C. Schoemehl Jr. would over three weeks," the resolution personal reasons. Kim Fishman dent Greg Barnes said that ASUM also speak at the rally. said. "The St. Loui ~ area already was elected chair of the Com- See "Assembly," page 5 Homecoming saved - "in a short time, she pulled J im Tuxbury assistant news editor together enough information to convince the board that she could If you've already taken your do the dance right." homecoming dress back to Saks Archibald explained that Fifth Avenue and had it taken off Steevensz had explored possible of your gold Mastercard, you had locations, entertainment, and better run back out there with the week's activities. The your plastic purchasing power possibility of scheduling the handy. Why? Because the show dance to coincide with an athletic will go on. event fell through because the Hindered by the fact that two date falls between soccer and of the dance's organizers have basketball seasons. resigned from the position in the The dance, which was last five months, the University scheduled to be held on Oct. 20 , Program Board had decided to will now be held on the evening of postpone it until approximately Nov. 16, at the Country Manor February. Banquet Center on Manchester However, according to Jan Road. The cost will be $9 per per­ Archibald, student services son. It will still carry the original adviser for the University Pro­ th.eme of "Showboat." gram Board, the board heard a Events leading up to the dance proposal on Oct. 8 from "an wifl include the selection of a 'Cedric R. Anderson' interested student (Arleen homecoming king. and queen. DIRECTIONS: UMSL police have spent the past weeks directing a steady stream of traffic Steevensz) who told of her into the Bellerive Drive campus entrance. The other South Fl orissant Road entrance is closed interest." Archibald continued See "Homecoming," page 2 for road repairs. UMSL PAC is off to good start with pledges UMSL PAC does not lobby for enemies. Sometimes a race is too offices with the exception of puterized, so we can ,hopefully Jack Grone particular bills in the Missouri close to call. reporter Harriet Woods, the Democratic begin sending out mailings in dif­ legislature. Rather, the commit­ "Before we made con- candidate for lieutenant gover­ ferent (representive) districts. With contributions and tee collects' funds from faculty, tributions, we looked at the can­ nor, according to LeLoup: When the '86 elections come, we pledges·totaling over $14,000, the administrators and alumni and didates' records and their "Senator Woods, is a longtime want to be very well­ UMSL Political Action Commit­ contributes the money to can­ electability," LeLoup continued. political ally, supporter, and organized." tee 'has "made an auspicious didates campaigning for the "We don't want to throw our friend of UMSL," LeLoup said in In addition, UMSL PAC also start," according ,to Lance legislature whom the committee money away. We had pretty good the Sept. 15 report. plans to take action on the Coor­ LeLoup, UMSL PAC chairman. feels have demonstrated support information on the candidates. "We've stayed out of the dinating Board for Higher In a report from the commit­ for UMS L and higher education. ~' Virtually all the money we statewide races because we don't Education's propo1>al that wo uld tee, dated Sept. 15, he stated "We don't have any particular raise is going through to endorse feel we're big enough to have an merge UMSL with Harris-Stowe $11,344 .50 had been received in ideology," LeLoup said. "We 're candidates," added LeLoup. impact in those," explained State College, which LeLoup cash or checks, while an not a lobbying organization. We "Because we don't do any lobby­ LeLoup. called "irresponsible" and additional $2 ,796.50 in pledges target our money on people." ing, we don't have any adminis­ For the rest of the campaigns "backward-looking." brought the total to $14 ,141. , One of UMSL PAC's concerns trative costs." and beyond, the committee has "The campus community is LeLoup is pleased with the is to see that the money it UMSL PAC donated a total of set several goals fo r itself. active and opposed to the pro­ progress UMSL PAC has made collects is spent wisely, accord­ $7,650 to 50 candidates before the 'We need to find a way to get posal. It guts higher education since its inception last March. ing to LeLoup. Aug. 7 primary. Of these, 48 were more student input," LeLoup here," he said. "The response has been "We agonize over the decisions successful in their races. said, ':We want volunteer time. However, UMSL PAC also excellent," LeLoup said. "I have sometimes (of which candid:ltes However, UMSL PAC will prob­ We have clerical, keypunching, stresses the need for continuing not gotten one single negative to contribute to)," he said. "We ably not endorse candidates for etc., work that needs to be done. response." want to make friends, ' not governor or other statewide Our records have just been com- See "UMSL PAC," page 2 ~ in tbis issue------:---~------,

Campaign, stop Thinking theater Lucky 13 B-ball Olympians editorials ...... page 4 features/arts ...... page 7 . Lt. Gov. Ken' Rothman ad­ "A Man For All Seasons" , Mike McAlone, No. 13, led Coach Rich Meckfessel's classifieds . '.' .... page 10 dressed UMSL students at opens U MSL's theater sea- . the soccer Rivermen to a 3- team got an early start on crossword ...... page 11 a news conference here ~on next weekend. Phillip 2 victory over the Wash­ its season with its own around UMSL .... page 12 last week. Dennis previews the play. ington U. Bears last week. Olympics. . sports ...... page 13 'page 3 page 7 page 13 page 13 page 2 CURRENT Oct. 18, 1984 ~umsl up-date. Southwestern Bell to support KWMU Southwestern Bell Corp. has joined a number of other adver­ tisers to underwrite KWMU radio programming, according to KWMU Development Director Tom Eschen. The company's $15 ,000 purchase of radio time will support the news, classical music and jazz programming of KWMU (FM 91), the public radi o station at UMSL . Recent changes in the Federal Communications Commission regulations allow program sponsors to advertise their products or services on public radio. Eschen said Southwestern Bell's decision to advertise on KWMU illustrates a dramatic change in the advertising potential of public radio. "Traditionally businesses have supported public radio because it improves the quality of community life," he said. "Now , however, KWMU is also a good advertising investment largely due to its extended 'underwriting announcements.' " "Public radio gives us a quality, uncluttered environment for our public service advertising messages," added Randy Barron, M ike Porterfield president of the Missouri division of Southwestern Bell. "And, LIFE BLOOD: Beta Alpha Psi sponsored a blood drive at UMSL last week. St. Louis Red Cross we're particula'rly pleased to be associated with National Public officials had declared a blood emergency and urged people to give blood. Radio's 'Morning Edition.' " Other area businesses to advertise on KWMU recently include General American Life, Air One, Union Electric, INDEECO, Famous Barr Co mputer Center, Ram Communications and others. Hom~ming

from page 1 have a slight advantage because students kn ow about the dance." she has organized special events ' This, she contends, is "just a mat- Ashcroft to visit Even this has.been worked out in the past. ter of time." J ohn Ashcroft, the Republican nomin'ee for governor of Mis-' by the ambitious student One of Steevensz's main con­ Although a member of Delta souri, will visit the UMSL campus on Tuesday. The campaign stop organizer. Applications are cerns is getting the event Zeta, Steevensz contends that IS sponsored by the College Republicans as part of their "Meet the being accepted in the University publicized. She intends to "get she is "not doing this for Delta Cand idates" series. Ashcroft opposes Democratic Lt. Gov. Ken­ Center for the Nov. 12-13 the flyers out, and let the Zeta's benefit, but for UMSL. " neth Rothman in the campaign. elections. As hcroft is scheduled to arrive on campus at 10:30 a.m. He will Steevensz, a member of Delta proceed to the Social Sciences and Business Buildingwhere he will Zeta sorority, became interested answer questions from students in an "Introduction to Americ'an in,the dance when she foun d that Politics" class. it might be postponed. -UMSLPAC Then Ashcroft has tentatively planned to appear in the quad­ "Homecoming is usually a fall rangle between the Thomas Jefferson Library, Clark Hall, the tradition," commented from page 1 even more successful in achiev­ Social Sciences and Business Building and parking lots. Steevensz. "Besides, we were all ing the goals we all share. Con­ From the quadrangle, Ashcroft plans to make remarks and psyched up for it." support after the elections are tributions must be made every answer questions from students. He plans to leave campus at 11 Steevensz isn't the least bit over this f!'lli. year if UMSL PAC is to be an a.m. daun ted by the fact that she only ongoing operation." As hcroft's campus advance men warn that the candidate could has a little over a month to "It is only a start," UMSL be behind schedule du e to many unforseen circumstances. organize the dance. "Find ing a PAC's report said. "We need "UMSL PAC has grand plans 1 place isn't that hard," commen­ more money and more help. If we for the future, " LeLoup said. "We ted Steevensz. "Yo u just have to can keep yo ur support and com- have a message to the students sit down and fin d it " She does ml·t ment , UMSL PAC can on I y b e 'and the th e umverSI. ·t" y. University Program Board presents ARTHUR - WI()~I§()~ , . ANDERSEN • ~ __)U~ ~ - ll~1 - • . We are pleased to announce the following 1984 graduates of the University of Missouri-St. Louis have recently become associated with our firm: . • Special Monday Show - - - . • st Louis Office - "fiirwaves·· Barbara A: DuBois, BSBA Audit • Oct. 22 Jean L. Glenn, MS - Consulting Janet J. Hampe, BSBA • ConsuWng plus Linda M. Horvath, BSBA Audit • Lynn M. Schneider, BSBA - Tax ~i - Stephen M. Tschannen, BSBA . •I Our Regular Wednesday Show Tax Carol L Turner, BSBA Audit #" Jon H. Wilson, BSBA "The Fad·· Consulting - ... Oct. 24 '. • Arthur Andersen & Co. 11:30 a.m. to 1 :30 p.m. 1010 Market Street st. Louis, Missou ri 63101 University Center Patio or Lounge ' fT'

-- ~ Oct. 18 , 1984 CURRENT page 3 Rothman: Higher education is growth industry Rothman said-that in 1963 he Johnn Tucci ~ co-sponsored legislation Kevin Linden reporters authorizing the land for UMSL. "This campus was a country club. Lt. Gov. Kenneth Rothman, Maybe that's why the Democratic candidate for gover­ Republicans are dOing all this," nor of Missouri, held a press con­ he added. "Maybe they're return­ ference at the Thomas Jefferson ing to country club mentality, but Library Friday. Rothman's main we're not going back to country focus was the proposed UMSL­ club mentality on this campus." Harris-Stowe merger which he Rothman told the gathering, categorically opposes. "It's time we had a governor who At the town hall meeting, Stu­ sees higher education for what it dent Association President Greg is: a growth industry that can pro­ Barnes stated, "I think it's vide an opportunity for all of its important for students fo attend individuals. both these events (Rothman's "In fact, there wouldn't be a news conference and John UniverSity of Missouri in St. Ashcroft's Oct. 23 campaign Louis if there hadn't been some­ stop) and press the gubernatorial one like me," Rothman said. "We candidates, and make sure that if decided it should be a campus of the merger-proposal does happen the University of Missouri sys­ to get through the legislature, tem. It made sense then, and it then what the governor does with makes sense now." that piece of legislation will be of Rothman said t.he merger pro­ critical iJ;nportance to the sur­ posal was "taking two steps back­ vival of this school." wards in an attempt to take one Cedric R. Anderson Rothman entered the campus step forward . The step forward is CAMPAIGNING: Lt. Gov Kenneth Rothman speaks to students and faculty members at UMSL stating, ''I'm for higher educa­ higher e·ducation. The two steps last week. Rothman is the Democratic candidate for governor. tion. I think this Republican backwards are cutting Harris­ what the report reflects is that man. I don 't know what that term Rothman would address its pre­ administration has turned its Stowe and the University of Mis­ the report's authors don't feel means. You ought to ask John viously scheduled town hall back on education during the last souri of St. Louis. that there's going to be a commit­ Ashcroft. He wrote it or used it. " meeting. four years and I am going to bring " It doesn't make sense that the ment to higher education, so The term was used by Ashcroft it back up to the standard it was at biggest metropolitan area of -the they're retreading the whole sys­ in a debate the night before However, Rothman was really when I was speaker of the Mis­ state should be without a full­ tem. They've given up hope." Rothman's visit to UMSL. never planning to address the souri House of Repre­ service university," Rothman About the lottery referendum, Ashcroft said the term meant town hall meeting. According to sentatives. " said. He claimed that he had Rothman said, "I'm for the lot­ that Rothman was similar to Barnes, the confusion was due to He said the Missouri budget already begun contacting tery, John Ashcroft is abainst it. Democratic candidate Walter an assumption "that since we spends 15 percent on education, legislators in order to help block We have $100 million paying for Mondale. were having this town hall meet­ down from the 19 percent spent the merger proposal. Illinois' higher education. I want Hours before Rothman's ing anyway, it would be logical to during the years of Democratic The candidate told the group to bring it here and p~y for our _ appearance on campus, there tack him on the end of the governor Joe Teasdale. Rothman that "The callous disregard for higher education." . was a great deal of confusion program." promised, "I will change that the public education needs of the When asked if he was Mon­ about where Rothman would Rothman had always planned trend, and once again make our people of the St. Louis area is dalian, Rothman chuckled and speak. The Student Association to hold a news conference caml?uses competitive." frankly shocking! 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Judgment day has arrived, and it's dents of everyone of the 10 four-year attend. On the day of the hearing, the hearing. The Student Association will not like we thought it would be. public tnstitutions' in the state have University of Missouri Board of hold a rally at 11:30 a.m. on Thursday Next Thursday the Coordinating been invited to address the board on Curators are scheduled to meet in in the J .C. Penney Auditorium, and Board for Higher Education will hold individual proposals. Those presi­ Columbia. UM interim president Mel from there will stage a "f·uneral pro­ a public hearing at the St. Louis dents will speak from 1 to 3 p.m. Then, George is planning to fly in from cession" to and from the hearing at County Library Headquarters on from 3 to 5 p.m., time has been allot­ Columbia to address the CBHE. noon. The group will provide South Lindbergh Boulevard. The ted for "public comment." The prob­ UMSL's chancellor, not being a presi­ transportation to interested students. board is meeting for the purpose of lem stems from the regulation made dent of a four-year institution, was not The more people we can stuff into that hearing responses from state four­ by the CBHE staff that only two even invited to address the board. tiny meeting room, the better! year public institutions on the pro­ speakers and a total of 10 minutes will posals (including one which would be allowed per proposal. Requests to These circumstances make plain Just as important are the letter­ merge UMSL and Harris-Stowe State comment were taken by mail by the the fact that the CBHE is relatively. writing campaigns taking pl~ce now. College) made by the CBHE last CBHE on a first-received basis. This unconcerned about the opinions of St. Since the board members won't have a month. means that the board will hear two Louisans regarding the merger pro­ chance to hear from us on Thu'rsday, It is crucial that students and mem­ persons (not necessarily from UMSL posal. A wide variety of information letters stating our opinions might be bers of the UMSL community attend or favorable to our cause) speak on the needs to be brought out before the our only chance of making ourselves this hearing. Not that you'll be able to proposed merger. This is St. Louis' board and that in itself could take heard. Write a letter and take it to the say anything, mind you - but your sole opportunity to express concerns more than two hours. But only 10 Student Association office, 262 presence and therefore your support and UMSL may not even get that minutes allotted - this is a farce! And University Center. The association must be felt. chance. . . the omission of UMSL's chancellor on will copy and mail it to each member The procedures for the hearing There are other negative factors the list of speakers is just one more of the CBHE. Or mail it yourself. slap in UMSL's face. . have been greatly criticized by UMSL regarding the hearing. The CBHE will Student Association's theme, officials and student leaders. The hold court in a room made to accom­ There are two measures UMSL "UMSL at 20 - too young to die!" is a hearing is the only one s{:heduled for modate little more than 250 people. students can take to help the cause. valid one. Lend your s.upport - it's the St. Louis area - and the presi- Over 1,000 persons are expected to First, you should plan to attend the very much needed now.

------~ letters AGlE PE NCil CO NEW YORK He speaks out against gay organization Dear Editor: "minority" and went on to equate them­ image to be tarnished by some unruly offer, namely qualitied education and well I am highly furious at the ar.ticle, "Gay selves with the Blacks because of the radical elements, by recognizing the gays, motivated students. Should the adminis­ lesbian group forming" (UMSL Current, Black monority group in America, who will certainly undermine its good inten­ tration recognize this group, I will quit the Oct. 11 , 1984). It is even more annoying, they said "can form communities very tions of providing highly trained, dis­ University of Missouri-St. Louis in not only that it was carried at the front quickly because they are recognizable. Ciplined citizens. It will also go a long way protest. page ofthe paper, but also that the univer­ Gays cannot easily identify other gays." in affecting UMSL's relationship with its To hell with the gays and the lesbians. sity administration - the Office of Stu­ May I first warn these sinful individuals foreign students who are here, because Michael Okpara dent Activities has "temporarily" seriously against using the black race as they believe in what UMSL says it can An Embittered Graduate Student recogni~ed this morally gecayed, disgust­ an object of caricature in their unholy act. ing group of individuals as part of the stu· For, there is no . sense whatsoever in dent organization. May heaven forbid that equating the gay organization, or even the the morally motivated students of this women's organization with the black race. great institution should sit dumb and For, blacks in America constitute an. More on the CBHE watch the UMSL community turn into the ethnic group whereas the "gay com­ ancient Biblical city of Sodom and munity" and all that, are not ethnic Dear Editor: the future. Gomorrha. groups. They are just an organization. It is definitely in students' best Next Thursday, Oct. 25 , t'984 , may be interests to support UMSL. The Coor­ one of the most important days of This group claimed that they are normal The group's claim that about one thou- . dinating Board for Higher Education students' academic lives. There will be a human beings, and so sought recognition sand students at UMSL are gay is simply a has authored a report calling for a merger "protest" rally at the J .C. Penney on that ground. Unfortunately, they have dramatic ploy aimed at converting well­ of UMSL with Harris-Stowe State College Auditorium starting at 11 :30 a:m. followed no moral base to justify their practices. mannered students into gays and lesbians. and the limiting of the graduate programs by a caravan down to the St. Louis County Where on earth has a man or a woman The students activities fee cannot be used at UMSL. The most important part of Library on South Lindbergh Boulevard. turned to bis/her immediate sex to satisfy to fund such organization; at least not my UMSL - the faculty - we stand to lose his/her sexual urge, and it turns out that own hard-earned dollar. If the student ac­ because of this proposal. As the good Students, if you can't attend the rally such person is mentally fit to be termed a tivities office felt they have excessive faculty leaves, the reputation of UMSL there are other ways to help: talk to your normal human being? money to spend, they should rather use it will deteriorate. parl!nts and neighbors - get them to write to extend the library hours, improve the Regardless of career choice, UMSL 's letters to the University of Missouri Board _ Of course, that these persons are student's intramural building, create reputation will follow students. If UMSL is of Curators, the state legislators and the diseased, sick and off the line of human more parking spac~ , etc. properly supported, allowed to grow and newspapers. This fight is one we can't track was well said by Bercker, the said mature into a fine, comprehensive institu­ afford to lose. Do it for UMSL . Do it for gay leader, when he noted that "We need to I believe that the Oniversity of Missouri tion, students will benefit throughout yourself. identify with people like us ." Having no is a God-fearing institution that is com­ their lifetimes. If it is forced to reduce to a Sincerely, normal, reasonable group to identify with, mitted to bringing enlightment to the lesser institution, students will be com­ Larry Wines, these ungodly people labeled themselves human race in a proper sense. Allowing its pelled to find excuses for attendance in alumnus

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- j more letters Oct. 18, 1984 CURRENT page 5 Says American youths have,been corrup~ed '- Dear Editor: immoral activities out of our society. ment lack both the backbone and the The academic and moraL standards of I am a curator's. scholar majoring in ' Unfortunately, in 1964, the days of this authority to deal firmly with the burn­ this university are no exception to this computer science and minoring in clean atmosphere were numbered. As the ou~ism , degeneracy and subversion that general rule; in fact, the moral standards chemistry, and this fall marks the begin­ 1960s dragged on, America became more are eating away at America's educational on this campus are absolutely appalling. ning of my sophomore year at UMSL. In deeply engaged in its noble crusade system. As a result, academic and moral During my year and a quarter as an UMSL addition to currently holding a 4.000 GPA, against ' communist revolution. Unfor­ standards are still rather low; they do not student, I have seen many corrupt, I take great pride in being a straight, tunately, America was not quite capable of even hold a candle to the standards of 20 clean, and moral person. I DO NOT smoke, living up to and carrying this noble years ago. See "Letter," page 6 drink, use illegal drugs, gamble or believe 'mission. in premarital sex. In addition, I believe in This is where the sad story really always maintaining a clean and pure begins. Then the law, order and morality Response to racism image. It is very unfortunate fact that the of our country began to crumble before rampant corruption of America's youth by our very eyes in the late 1960s and early Dear Editor: ing dirt under a rug still leaves a dirty drugs, alcohol, smoking and sex has made 1970s. The clean-cut, studious youth of the In response to the dissenters of Mr: house. academic and moral straightness the early 1960s had now been transformed Dennis' Oct. 4 letter addreSSing campus UMSL is legendary among black St. racism: . ·exception, instead of the RULE that into evil burnouts, with long hair, drugs, Louisans for the racist attitudes held by straightness should be in any society. This booze, and a firm lack of all respect for all The acknowledgement of bigotry's pre­ faculty and student body alike. Daily we rampant corruption, not only our youth, traditional authority. What is so appalling sence, Mrs . Khorashi, does not contribute endure mumbled insults, contemptuous,' but of society as a whole, is a result of the is the fact that the law establishment per­ to its perpetuation, but the fairy tale gestures, indifference and hostility. liberalism and lack of law, order, mitted this to happen by not firmly crack­ analysis of its causes, which you provided Your second strategy, on the other hand, authority and' morality that has charac­ ing down and dealing with these Mr. Dennis with, does. blames the victim. You seem to be saying, terized American society for the past 15 lawbreaking bur:nouts. First of all, I am sure that your inten­ Mrs. Khorashi, that they (minorities) have years or so. tions are sincere, but this is precisely a problem dealing with us and not the The burnout revolution also meant the what makes your reply to Mr. Dennis' let­ other way around. We are not covering Twenty years ago today, we were still lowest academic standards of all time. In back in the good old days when the ter even more unfortunate. You seem to their humanity in the shroud of "black­ addition to this rampant decay of morals have unconsciously replaced racist ness" - they are. They are on the outside American drug scene was almost regarding our youth and academic unknown, there were dress codes in public epithets with equally offensive racial looking in because of their "bad vibes." institutions, our entire society suffered, platitudes. You are right on this last point, academic institutions to protect our youth as the last remaining barriers against from bad influences, and academics and Over all, two strategies seemed to have however, bad vibes are keeping us out but degeneracy were smashed by the liberal been employed in answering Mr. Dennis' the honor student aristocracy, not the rab­ they are not eminati.ng from us. Supreme Court in the early 1970s. plea: (a) the denial of campus racism, and ble, ruled our nation's academic Mr. Dennis' only flaw seems to be that Now, in 1984, even though things have (b) a cynical pattern of victim blaming. institutions. he, and this 'is the real affront to most improved slightly, the deep scars left. by The first strategy was also one adopted whites, seems to be inconvenienced with In addition, there'were firm barriers in the burnout revolutiQn are still with us by Miss Denise Robinson. ,She even went a sense of self-respect. place which kept homosexuality, por­ today, as both the law establishment and as far as to call, campus racism an Sincerely nography, abortion and many other the academic administrative establish- "unreal" issue. To Miss Robinson: sweep- Carl Mitchell Assembly

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from page 5 turned pink." That way,. the fact that people are flagrantly hold nothing against social action-oriented stance against police and FBI would easily be , violating the campus rules con­ fraternities if they were cleaned poor academic an.d moral stan­ degenerate, and even unlawful able to round them all up and put cerning'.alcohol, and nothing is up and did not promote anti­ dards and crime, and advocate activities take place on this cam­ them in institutions where they being done about it. Every day, academic behavior and illegal reactionary action to bring back pus, and the administration or could seek professional help and broken beer bottles and beer activities, such as under-age some of the aspects of the "good the pOlice have done nothing to would not be able to corrupt cans litter the campus parking drinking, which I know goes on at old days." I strongly urge anyone put a stop to them. The fact that straight people. It is time for the lots. The campus police should all of the fraternity parties. who is interested in helping to the UMSL administration has morally straight people in the keep a closer watch and crack Again, the police should crack form this organization to leave allowed a gay-lesbian group to world to demand that such sub­ down on these offenders. down on this. his name and phone number in form on this campus, however, version be STOPPED. As far as violating all the . my mailbox, which is located in tops them all. I would hope that The formation of this' group, regulations concerning alcohol In conclusion, I feel that it js the mailroom of the surely the UMSL administration however, is only the tip of a huge is concerned, the fraternities time that vigilant citizens start mathematics depa'rtment, Room and the student body would real­ iceberg of subversion and take the cake. Just for the record, to band together to fight against 500 Clark Hall, so that I can con­ ize how ' DANGEROUS, COR­ immorality that is permitted to there is a campus regulation pro­ all of this crime and immorality. tact them. After all, how can a RUPTING and DEGRADING exist here at UMSL and on the hibiting the advertising of events ' Therefore, I am interested in person be truly free if he/she such a group is to the UMSL cam­ outside too, for that matter. on campus that directly promote forming a political organization lives in constant FEAR of CRIME pus and the so-called "high About a year 'ago this month, the alcohol; it is just not enforced. on campus that would work to and CORRUPTION? moral and ethical standards" administration had granted The fraternities are in clear turn the tide against immorality For Law, Order, Academics that this university is supposed recogni tion to another subver­ violation of this regulation, and and corruption. In addition to . and Morality, to uphold, according to the sive organization, the Student the administration should take being a general right-wing E. Tom Kuefler Jr. regulations concerning student Libertarians, which is a threat to strong disciplinary action interest group, I would like to see UM Curator Scholar organizations. The fad that the this campus in just about every against the offenders. I would such an organization take an UMSL Student Senator administration won't put its foot respect. Not only do the liber­ down and draw the line here is tarians advocate the abolish­ absolutely appalling. ment of the tax system that is the What will they have ' next on very lifeblood of this university, this campus? Maybe a burnout they also· promote rebellion Some schools opt for porn flicks student union, where they sell against every form of law, order (CPS) - Several campuses free speech, an Indiana Univer­ drugs for fund-raisers? and authority. The most horrify­ which are usually staged by once again have opted to approve sity dorm student government Absolutely A'BSURD, isn't it! ing aspect of the libertarian plat­ fraternities or campus film If the fact that Pascal Bercker, iIsing campus funds and last week approved a motion to societies. form is that they advocate facilities to run pornographic let students keep showing X­ the organizer of the' gay-lesbian legalized burnoutism, i.e., the "This situation," observed group, is trying to promote and movies during the last month. rated movies in the dorm. William Fishback, an aide to abolishment of all th~ · laws that Most recently, University of The anti-pornography forces concentrate homosexuality o'n are supposed to protect our Hereford at Virginia, "is not a this campus isn't bad enough, the Virginia President Frank have won a few times. The winner in any respect." society and our youth from the Hereford has refused a National manager of a University of Texas fact that he is trying to get pit of drug addiction. This group Fishback said Hereford finally straight people mixed up with Organization of Women invita­ at El Paso campus pub recently should not be allowed to corrupt tion to view the movie "Deep ordered the pub's pay TV channel decided that "We're talking gays and lesbians is downright our campus in this manner! Throat. " turned I off at 10 p.m., when about an issue of freedom here. EVIL and IMMORAL. Homosex­ In addition to these subversive We will not ban movies because uality is not only a serious moral NOW wanted to ~nlist SelecTV switches to blue movie organizations ~ the UMSL cam­ Hereford's support in banning programming. this could lead to book burnings corruption; it is also a DISEASE, pus, even though it might not be and such." like cancer. People who suffer the film from UVa , where it was And soon after the Indiana as bad here as it is at Columbia or shown as a fund-raisE!r for the Phi dorm council approved showing from this disease are simply not Rolla, has all of the other "This is a very complex issue normal human beings, since they Sigma Kappa fraternity two pornography, the campuswide of values," NOW's Taylor traditional moral problems that weeks ago. Indiana University Student do not have the sexual functions are currently eating. away at our replied. "Hereford claims the that God gave human beings. Hereford, in a letter to Cynthia Association passed a resolution school won 't do anything that is academic institutions like ter­ Taylor, president of the Charlot­ condemning pornography and Homosexuals are sick people mites. The ever-present horror against community standards, tesville, Va., NOW chapter, said offering to work with the dean of .. but in Charlottesville, this is who need to be committed to specter of burnoutisl1J is hover­ institutions where they can seek that while he "personally abhors students to teach students "about against community standards. ing over this campus, because this kind of thing," he feared ban­ the effects of pornography on professional help with the this evil spirit knows that the "The cost of human dignity is ning the film would violate the our society." possibility of being cured. I shirk administration is napping. too great to show this type of film First Amendment to the U.S . Generally, however, students in horror to even think about the The American drug scene and on public grounds of a state P9ssibility that, according to Constitution, Taylor reported. and administrators reluctantly school especially -as a fund­ the corruption of America's Also fearing it would quash go along with the screenings, Bercker, 8 to 10 percent of the youth is by far the greatest threat raiser." population might be gay. If that to American society. If we don't 'were the case, the human race take decisive action against the would be in serious trouble! And rampant ·drug problem soon, it as Bercker said, "the best thing could well mean the downfall of that could happen to gays would our nation. be if, tomorrow, all of them Even more noticeable is the Ellena~s Greek American 'Restaurant ' House Specialty - Gyros Sandwich FREE Soda w/UMSL 10

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Chinese Puppet Troupe performs

PUPPETING: The Hsiao Hsi Yuan Puppet Troupe of TaiNain performed in Room 100 Clark Hall last Friday. Their performance also included a demonstration of the musi­ cal instruments that were used and a brief introduction to this 300-year-old art of Chinese culture.

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~ Man For All Seasons I opens UMSL'theater season impact of characterizations and scripts, and selecting tl}e scenes one of the most important roles Grass-illi was never short-witted Phillip H. Dennis the stage techniques gives the that are to be read from, the or inconsiderate of the less report,er in the play). play broader implications, director and his staff must Despite some initial fears that talented auditionees. He gave Fall is here, and with the fall But beyond the story, there is decide all of the preliminaries of auditionees have, the - sup­ equal time and attention to all. comes the opening of the Univer­ the performance ofthe story. The the staging before the audition portive and helpful attitudes of "In the university theater, one sity Players and UMSL theater combinations of sweat, hard date .. the veteran actors on the set and of your jobs is a teaching function season. This year, the first pro­ work, and tears form the blocks Those who came to tryout for the easy and suggestive style of that can't be ignored. It is impor­ duction will be "A Man For All on which a successful production the play arrived prom ply with a director John Grassilli, even­ tant that everybody get a chance Seasons," an inspiring play by is built. nervous anticipation that welled tually everyone relaxed and at the experience," Grassilli Robert Bolt about Sir Thomas The cycle of the production of up within. Many tried to cover enjoyed the auditions . . said. More and his struggle for honor. "A Man For All Seasons" can be ,their anxieties, but their efforts The director must listen to After all the auditions ar-e done It is a complex, but affirmative, observed through three main proved fruitless as tension hours of cumbersome readings Grassilli then picked his cast, rendering of a turning point in processes: the auditions, the asserted its superiority over ranging from the superb to the and began rehearsals. British history. rehearsals, and the teqhnicals. man's will. For many brutally bad. The director chips The rehearsal is to an actor The fabric of the play is woven In September, the auditions auditionees, the whole ordeal and grinds the actors down until what roadwork is to a prize out of patriotisml, nobility and were held. In spite ofthe massive seemed nightmarish. he finds what he',s been looking fighter. The longer and more gentilesse. Against this back­ turnout, only a small number of "I've had very little experi­ for. What did Grassilli look for? entensively he trains, the more ground, however, is a pattern of people would be selected for ence in acting," said James L. "I look for the ability .to take tired he becomes. Yet, it is purpose and idealistic roles in the play. Hours of gruel­ West, one of the many students direction, the physical correct­ through this exhaustion that he conviction. ing and repeated readings pro­ who tried out for the play. "The ness for the role, and the may emerge victorious. Often On the surface, the story of the duced a fine bunch of actors, man I tried out for, Norfolk, is relationships between the the hours of tedious stage dissec­ play is simple enough. In the 16th ready and tailor-made for the nothing like me. I also came into various cast able people," tion may seem to 'go nreward­ century, a British patriot and play. t~~ audition with a different idea Grassilli said. "I must also con­ ed. The glory and glitter of the statesman is thrust into the mid­ The audition process may of what Norfolk was like, sider that spark of theatricality stage is gone in the rehearsals; dle of a government crisis, Sir appear to be the easiest part of therefore, I didn't know how to that is not really definable, going only the work remains. Thomas is forced to fight for his · the cycle, Yet, in fact, the efforts play him. I was a bit anxious and a under the guise of presense, or "I find that it's so difficult to ideals even at the expense of his and labors involved with bit nervous." stage worthiness, or any number relate to my character, the con­ friends, his loved ones, and his auditions are most expensive. West's acting surpassed his of the other internal qua1iti~s flic,ts, and the issues, that the life. While this play could be In addition to setting up the fears, however, and he went on to ' that form an individual." rehearsal has become a labor to . regarded as political, the audition schedule, acquiring the win the role of Norfolk (easily Many people tried out. See "Play," page 9 page 8 CURRENT Oct. 18 , 1984 Peer Counseling . -. Is the CBHEmaking all these offers workshops obstacle courses on campus? [Editor's note: The following one way to control it is to change article was writte'n by Maureen your thoughts. check with the CBHE. Remem­ State College. UMSL, you see, Mike Luczak Corbet, a peer counselor from features/arts editor ber, they're the ones who are offers studen'ts what they call a the Peer Counseling Service, Answers supposedly grading, I'm not. graduate program. which is located at 427 SSB.l If you've been walking But what about the other 1. FALSE. The way you juggle around the UMSL campus 'obstacles courses on campus? Aery: Oh - what's the these is a matter of choice. In the lately, you've probably noticed It seems as though they're difference? Peer Counseling is a service workshop, we talk about fitting it a few obstacle courses in your everywhere, doesn't it? If you organization made up of trained all in - and setting priorities way, and it's making you mad, walk by the library, it looks as Luczak: Weli, anyway Mrs. students helping other students. (with the "ABC" system). isn't it? Believe me, you're not though they're digging for dead Aery, there's this rumor going One of our services is giving Returning students find it alone. bodies. My guess is, though, around UMSL that accuses the workshops throughout the espe.cially helpful to rearrange In observing all these obsta­ that since UMSL was once a golf CBHE of making ' obstacle semester. People usually find their priorities, get support, and cle courses, I wonder if UMSL is course, they're probably look­ courses on campus, and that them fun and helpful. let go of guilt for not being preparing to host the next "Bat­ ing for old golf balls. And at the ' you 're' grading students on Just for fun, here is a true/ superhuman. . tle of the Network Stars." rate they charge for golf balls, them. Now I'm wondering, is false quiz containing a few facts 2. FALSE. A "To Do" list is a When talking with UMSL it doesn't surprise me. this true? and questions selected from good technique. When you do administrators about these workshops whose names are in . priority ("A" or "B") items first, obstacle courses, they say Aery: Certainly not. Now parentheses. Even if you get a your time will be well-spent, they're "repairs." Can you where would anyone get that perfect score, come to a regardless of whether you finish believe it? idea? workshop anyway! the list. Perhaps your list is too C'mon, let's be serious. Are column 1. TF(Time management) You Luczak: Well , to be perfectly long anyway! these really repairs? It looks honest with you Mrs. Aery, who' cannot control time manage­ 3. FALSE. Most students pro­ like amateur patchwork to me, But let's get back to the ment when family , job, and else would propose to have crastinate for other reasons·. We and it's ugly. Has anyone ever CBHE. Rumor also has it that these roads and walkways school commitments get in the talk about how to combat the thought of what this campus they're planning to build even way. repaired in the middle of the various causes (e.g. , changing an will look like _when they're more obstacle courses in the fall semester? overwhelming or boring task, or finished? I wonder who's future. They say it has to do 2. T F (Time management) tackling ' fear of success or behind all these repairs? Don't with burying our education, or Aery: You have a pOint there, Making a daily list of things to do failure) with manageable goals you? something like that. You see, but I'm afraid the rumor is is self-defeating if you never and a plan of action. A certain Well, there's a certain rumor the CBHE's motto apparently incorrect. The CBHE has never • complete the list. amount of procrastination is nor­ going around campus that says is: "A hole in the ground is like even thought of such a proposal. mal, anyway. the Coordinating Board For the holes in our heads." Catchy It just wouldn't make sense. 3. T F (Overcoming procras­ 4. FALSE. This a very reason­ Higher Education is to blame. motto, don't you think? tination) People procastinate able question. You can then focus According to this rumor, UMSL Luczak: Forgive me if I'm What would Shaila Aery say because they are lazy. , on these requirements during students are being graded on wrong Mrs. Aery; but wasn't it about this column, you ask? the interview. Also remember these . obstacles courses by the CBHE that made the pro­ 4. T F (Interviewing skill.s) that the interviewer is not the specially marked CBHE air­ posal of merging UMSL with Asking the interviewer first I'm glad you brought her up , only one guiding the interview; it craft. And you thought Lambert because just last . night I Harris-Stowe? thing, "Exactly what is a two way process. You and he was just busier than normal, qualifications and training are dreamed I actually had a real or she are sharing information didn't you? live phone conversation with Aery: Yes, that's correct. I'm you looking for? " is inappro­ for you both to decide whether or So how is the CBHE grading proud to say that we're the ones priate since the interviewer Shaila Aery, and here's how it not the position and you make a us on these obstacle courses? went: who proposed to merge UMSL should control the interview. good match. As I said before, it's only a with Harris-Stove, but I don't The workshop is full of other rumor, but honestly, who really Lucz.ak: Hello, Mrs. Aery (for see what our proposal has to do 5. T F (Interviewing skills) Be interviewing tips. knows how the CBHE does any­ some reason that name sounds with any of your obstacle prepared to talk only about 5. FALSE. The interviewer thing? If you're a rational ironic), I'm Mike Luczak, a stu­ courses. strengths in the interview - wants to know that you are individual, you probably can't dent at UMSL and I was wonder­ avoid weaknesses. human and will ask about your even guess. ing - Luczak: Inside joke, Mrs. limitations. Be honest, but pre­ Let's take a look at some of Aery. Just an inside joke .. 6. T F (Pr~paring for graduate sent your weaknesses as the obstacle courses. The most 'Aery: UMSL. Isn't that an Then I woke up. school) Since entrance exams positively as possible (Example: formidable of all seems to be undergraduate school? I've like the GRE and GMAT are " If anything, I work too hard!") the one located on Mark Twain never been there before, but I So who do you ·think is to aptitude tests, you cannot study Note: After the workshop, you Drive. Has anyone tried getting swear someone told me it's an blame for all these obstacle for them. can practice interviewing on through that one? Chances are undergraduate school. courses on campus? It seems to - videotape. you've almost turned into the me there's a good chance the 7. T F (Career exploratiori) Ca­ 6. FALSE. Studying helps - "Road Closed"sign, but I don't Luczak: No, I'm sorry Mrs. CBHE is to ' blame. For some reer testing like the Strong­ especially on sections like math think "almost" counts. Well, Aery , but I think you must be reason, amateur patchwork just Campbell Interest Inventory or where it is good to review the maybe it does, but you'll have to thinking about Harris-Stowe seems to be the CBHE's style. SIGI will reveal some careers . basics. We discuss different you should pursue. ways to prepare for these. 7. FALSE. There are physical 8. T F (Resume writing) You do symptoms, too. They can be con­ not have to list your job objective trolled with progressive muscle on your resume. relaxation, a technique taught in the workshop. TONIGHT!!' 9. 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The exhibit is cultures of West Africa present located in the Summit lounge the same colors and forms area on the second level of the through fabric, rather than paint. University Center. The Summit These textiles and jewelry are on is open from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. loan from the collection of John Monday through Thursday and 7 Works, Ph.D., associate pro­ a.m. to 5 p.m. 01) Friday. It is fessor of hjstory at UMSL. Trevor to perform here.

Jazz vocalist Jeanne Tevor and with the St. Louis Jazz Quartet, the St. Louis Jazz Quartet will her voice is featured as another . perform at UMSL on Thursday, instrument in the group . Oct. 18, at 8 p.m. in the J .C. Pen­ The quartet features Terry ney Auditorium. Kippenberger on bass, Ray Ken-~ - Trevor is a jazz vocalist who nedy performing on keyboards follows in the tradition and guitars, saxophonist Wille established by Ella Fitzgerald Akins and percussionist Kevin and Sarah Vaughn. Performing Gianino. Mitch Wieldt THINKI~G TH~ATER: Director John Grassilli (center) shows Darryl Maxamilian Robinson (left) Quiz and Kevin J. Polito what he wants from them in a rehearsal for "A Man For All Seasons." from page 8 basis for any concerns you might have as you go through UMSL. Play These are just random lacts. Just walk in. We also staff the Ca­ There are many more! Come to reer Library in Room 427 SSB. In Room 427 SSB, or check the addition, there are professional from page 7 In addition, Sharer and his ject as Prince Whipple in the play Current's around UMSL section counselors, and workshops on supervisors enlist the aid of 'Give Me Liberty,''' Robinson for workshop descriptions and topics like study skills, test anx­ me, yet it's also fun," said Bill scores of UMSL students to also said. dates. If you have a schedule con­ iety, and test taking offered by Laubert, a speech major, and help in building the sets. As they Grassilli, thus, has reason to flict, we can arrange an the professional Counseling Ser­ long-time actor. help, students learn about the be optimistic about the play ~­ individual workshop at a con­ vice staff. Barbara Willis,. who plays Sir theater mechanics and develop Grassilli, however, still has a few venient time. Don't hesitate to call 553-5711 Thomas' daughter, said of skills that may prove valuable in fears to overcome. - Although they are group or come by Room 427 SSB 8 a.m. rehearsals, "It's something that I their futures. "Anytime you get a chance to workshops, Peers also like to lis­ through 5 p.m. Monday through like to do. I use this as a chance to Darryl Maximilion Robinson do a play like 'A Man For All ten and help on a one-on-one friday. We'll be there! escape from the every-day. Of leads the play in the role of Sir Seasons,' you go at it with some course it's extra effort, but- it's Thomas More. Robinson is an trepidation. It's a huge play. It definitely worthwhile." extroverted craftsman who con­ requires a tremendous amount of While the actors are busy with stantly displays his talents. A work on getting it to work. This is ' the rehearsal, others are busy at well-spoken man of experience, an important piece of work," O\\I.ZO", work on the sets and technical Robinson said this role is the Grassilli said. processes of the play. In a play most desirable. "You have to try to realize ~ for Hair ~ such as "A Man For All Seasons," "Thomas More is everything what Bolt felt when he wrote the careful measures must be taken that I'd like to be, but am not," play and get that across. That's (Quality without High Prices) to ensure an accurate portrayal Robinson said. "He's very good, my job. There is a tremendous of the times. Theater director very righteous, and very serious amount of expectation about it. Scott Sharer and his crew, John about life. He has an absolute and You , the director , are the instru­ 7189 Manchester Rd • Wash U Campus. 7711 Clayton Rd. Brotherton, Lori Sachs, Dave unshakeable belief in God . He's ment of the playwright's (Main location) Wassilak and Roger Bates, work known to be honest, I admire him vision." 645-1145 889-5526 727-8143 arduously to design and build the very much." "A Man For All Seasons," by realistic sets for the play: Robinson seems quite comfor­ Robert Bolt, will be running on "Scott designs the blueprint table in the role, and well he campus Oct. 25-28 in the Benton for the sets. Each supervisor should be. A native of Chicago, Hall Theater, (Room 105). 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'Voice OfAmerica' speaks out ACROSS 38 Slender finIal 39 Italy: abbr. album's heavier sound. Mark E. Bardgett "Out of the Darkness" starts 1 Also 40 FulfIll Van Zandt imports Jamaica 4 Equally 41 Tax album critic off reeling on a strobing syn­ CROSS' in the reggae-laced "I Am A 6 BabylonIan hero 43 Partner thesizer line but is swept away (t Swalled 45 Greek leller when Little Steven's guitar Patriot," an inebriated hymn 13 MedIterranean 47 Atmospheroc Little Steven bullies its way in and the song propelled by Weber's stabbing vessels ' condltoons WORD, Voice Of America fizzles out soon after. keyboard. The same effect is 15 Near 50 Rupees: abbr. sought on "Solidarity," and 16 Chore 52 Blood . *** Y.! 18 Mother of 53 Hondu cymbals , PUZZLE though this is an excellent Apollo 56 Allowance for Steven Van Zandt pre­ showcase of Ellison's percus­ 19 Fish eggs . waste cipitously sets out on his latest sion, its melody is cheap and 21 Aroma 58 WhIsper FROM COLLEGE 22 ReVIsed : abbr. 60 Note of scale album "Voice Of America," to album unsparingly boring. 23 KInd of fabroc 61 Come back PRESS SERVICE create a new image, an inten­ The album is brought to a 26 Weight of India 63 Concurred sely political image clearly • simmer on· the serene "Check­ 29 Pronoun 65 Doctrine 31 Send forth 66 French artIcle 7 Symbol for VOICing protest against review point Charlie," an indictment of 2 Mr. Premlnger 33 Symbol for 67 A month tellurium Salvadorian death squads, the current East-West relations, xenon DOWN 3 Either's partn,er 8 Competent state of relations between the and specifically, a yearning for 34 Malden loved by 4 Performer 9 Wants United States and the Soviet "Justice" and "Los Des­ the downing of the-Berlin Wall , Zeus 1 Former RUSSIan 5 Slides 10 Perform 35 Anger ruler 6 Most remote 12 As above , - Union, the disregard of human pararecidos" thankfully work a wall "so wide, can't get around 14 Therefore rights, and even the Berlin around this nuisance by way of it. .. , so high, can't climb over," 17 Indicate the crafty bas's riffs of Jean 20 Female sheep Wall , among numerous other a wall that's "Gotta come 24 Leave out issues. Beauvoir. There's an enjoyable down. " 25 Plunge break . during "Los 27 Way out In order to enhance his The feeling turns brighter in 28 Nerve network message, Little Steven works Desaparecidos" when the thundering "Among The 29 Current on a heavier, harder frequency, Beauvoir, percussionist Monti Believers," a cut well-defined 30 Cry of owl Louis Ellison, and keyboardist 32 Tempo waiving the upbeat horn section by Beauvoir's slapping bass 36 Quarrel which gave his last album, Pee Wee Weber dive into a hot and -a loose-handed guitar slid­ 37 Fastidiously outburst of Latin:'funk. tasteful "Men Without Women," such an ing in safely for a soulful sound. 42 Country of ASIa intoxicating Motown shine, and The Disciples of Soul rhythm It takes in all the elements of 44 Skill relies solely on his guitar to fill section is hard at work the album and channels them 46 Rugged throughout the album, welding mountaIn the void. To his advantage, the into a refined style easily set­ crest lead guitarist for the Boss car­ aleaner, hardersound, evident ting it off as the best cut here. 48 Test ries it off on much of "Voice Of on such.shakers as "Fear" and 49 Barrier 51 Stupefy America," though it tends to "Undefeated (Everybody Goes If you liked the spirited soul of "Men Without Women," you 54 Name for sound alike after a while. Home). "Fear" has a back­ Athena might be taken aback by the 55 Title of respect Van Zandt's high-pitched ground vocal mix as ominous as crude roughness packaged in 56 Reverse: abbr. guitar begins to sour on songs a gust from the North, seering 57 Soak "Voice Of America" but there is such as "Justice," "Out of the as it is scary and driven by a 59 Teutonic deity hardly a doubt in Little Steven's 62 Note of scale Darkness," and "Los jungle-textured percussion set, lyrical ability. His stinging 64 G.I. . e.g . Desaparaecidos (The Disap­ it strikes home. The mood is rebuttals to society's ills are peared Ones)" simply because altered on the title track, with it's the 'same thing over and - its punk rock beat exploding, bounded by music that is still alive and vibrant. See "Answers," page 9 over again. setting the stage for the

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• An International Seminar on "Job • Men's Soccer vs. University of ' Security in Japan" will be held at Missouri-Rolla at 8 p,m. on the Mark 1 :30 p.m. in Room 331 SSB. This lec­ Twain Field. For information on all ture is being giving by Stapford Univer­ athletic events call 553-5121. sity Professor Yasuhiko Matsuda, and is sponsored by the Center for Inter­ • An "Evening of Conversation national Studies. For furthur informa­ and Music" will be held at 7:30 p.m. in tion call 553-5735 Room 205 Music Building. Kam­ mergild conductor Lazar Gosman and • The UMSLChessClubwili meetat , Dimitri Shostakovich, son of the famed 1 p.m. in Room 218 SSB. Russian composer, will discu'ss as well as perform music. Call 553-5991 for • The UMSL Biology Club meets more information on this musical every Friday at 1 p.m. in Room 326 event. Stadler Hall. • Women's Soccer vs. University of • The University Program Board pre­ Missouri-Rolla at 6 p.m. on the Mark sents "Police Academy" at 7:30 and Twain Field. Admission is free with 10 p.m. in room 101 Stadler Hall. UMSL student 10, $2 for adults, and Admission is $1 with UMSL student 10 $1.50 for children and senior and $1.50 for general admission. citizens. at the movies r . I PIANO MAN: Dmitri Schostakovich, grandson of the famed Russian composer, will perform with the Kammergild Chamber Orchestra Oct. 21. . -----1123 +-1 __T_u_e_sd_a ..... y

• The Department of Foreign ence Room, 331 SSB. Languages Lecture Series continues with a discussion with Simone Vierne • A "Meet the Candidate Question about "Mythocriticism and the and Answer Session" will be held in Images of Women" at 1 p.m. in Room the UMSL Quadrangle. Gubernatorial 110 Clark Hall. candidate John Ashcroft will appear at UMSL to address students at 10:45 a.m. • An International Seminar on "Politics, Economics, and Social • The UMSL Senate will meet at 3 Policy: An Uneasy Alliance" will be p.m. in Room 126 J.C. Penney held at 2 p.m. in the McDonnell Confer- Building. ------1124 t-I_w_e_d_n_e_sd_a.._y

----~12o+-1 S_at_u_rd_a_y • The UMSL Peer Counselors will these workshops call 553-5711 . __ conduct a three-part workshop on "Career Exploration" today and the • The Women's Center will host a next two consecutive Wednesdays. "Stress Workshop" at noon in Room • The Saturday Morning Health Talks These workshops are open to anyone 107A Benton' Hall. This lecture Series, being sponsored by the UMSL needing help in deciding upon a major ' examines the effects of prolonged athletic/physical education depart­ or a future' career and will be held at 2 stress on the body. For more informa­ ment, presents a discussion on the p.m. in Room 427 SSB. To sign up for tion call 553-5380. "Wise Reading of Labels" at 11 a.m. in Room 218 MarkTwain Building. This week's speaker will be Janice Wood­ y son of the St. Louis Heart Association. -----1125 t-1 __T_hu_r_sd_a.._ Time will be given for personal ques­ tions and answers regarding this subject. • The University Program Board con­ • UMSL Student Day of Concern: A • An International Seminar on "A tinu'es this week's film series with rally to " Keep the UM in UMSL"wili be New Political Constellation in Bri­ "Police Academy." See Friday for held at 11 :30 a.m. in the J.C. Penney tain and Western Europe" will be information. Auditorium. held at 2 p.m. in the McDonnell Confer­ ence Room, 331 SSB. • The National Organization for Women, North County Chapter, will • The University Players present "A meet at 7:30 p.m. at the Women's Cen­ Man For All Seasons" at Sp.m. in the ----...... --1121 +-1__ Su...... n_da--.y ter in Room 107 A Benton Hall. Laura Benton Hall Theatre (Room 105). Cohen will give a slide presentation Admission is $3 for students and and speak on clinic violence. For more senior citizens and $4 for general • "Creative Aging" airs on KWMU • The Kammergild ChamberOrches­ information call 921-7677. admission. every Sunday from 7 to 8 p.m. This tra, under the direction of Lazar Gos­ week learn "How to Become a Pro­ man, presents a concert with Dimitri fessional Inventor," with the 1984 Shostakovich at 8 p.m. in the J.C. Pen­ Inventor of the Year, Victor Hermelin. ney Auditorium. Admission is $10 for Also this week learn about patents reserved seats and $6 for general . calendar requirements with Ed Williams. admission. ' Material for "around U MSL" should • For complete coverage of what's be submitted in writing no later than going on around campus watch y 3 p.m. Friday of the week before "UMSL Profile" with Steve Brawley ----.l122 1--M-o-n-da...... publication to Steve Brawley, on "American Alive," Mondays at 6 p.m. around UMSL editor, Current, 1 on American Cablevision Channel Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 3A. Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, Mo. • A chemistry semin~r on "Internal Room 120 Benton Hall. For more infor- ' 63121. Phone items cannot be Rotation: A Test of Theoretical mation on this free lecture call 553- accepted: Material may be edited or Methods" will be held at 4 p.m. in 5311. excluded to satisfy space or con­ urnsI pr~file .. tent requirements. Oct. 18, 1984 CURRENTlage 13

INTRAMURAL TOUCH FOOTBALL League Standings Kickers 12th win ties mark as of Oct. 12 John Conway that," said UMSL Coach Don reporter Dallas. "Mike's been working Divisions hard all season and I'm really Every spring, Washington happy for him." . Division 1 University holds its famed Thur­ The game, played in a light Pt. teen Carnival. And every spring, W L T PF PA Difl. rain at Francis Field; remained St. Louis watches as Channel 4's Sig Tau 3 1 0 35 12 23 . in a scoreless deadlock for much Pikes 3 1 0 42 14 26 Herb Humphreys asks some of the first half, despite some Tekes 3 0 20 36 - 16 Wash. U. fraternity boys the booming shots by the likes of Sig Pi 3 0 12 47 -35 same old question: "Why do you senior forward Mike Brancato Division 2 call it the Thurteen Carnival?" and junior Ted Hantak. Pt. And every time, the boys answer, Washington University also had W L T PF PA Difl. "We can't tell you why. But 13 is a . some excellent scoring oppor­ Uniled 200 · 266 20 very lucky number for us! " tunities, but their efforts were Blacks Maybe so. But last Wednesday Grave 2 0 0 24 ' 6 16 thwarted by the scrappy defen­ Diggers night it wasn't. sive play of Rivermen backs Matt ROTC 1 20 10 10 UMSL forward Mike McAlone, Holloran and Tom Schmitt. Raiders 1 1 26 6 20 Bush Wackers FORFEITED OUT No . 13, proved to be a bad omen However, the Rivermen for the Bears as the Rivermen finally began to pressure the dumped them 3-2 in overtime .. 13ears' goalie, John Konsek, mid­ Division 3 McAlone, Missouri Inter­ Pt. way through the first half. After a W L T PF PA Difl. collegiate Athletic Association brutal scrimmage in front of the Floggers 2 0 0 57 20 37 Player of the Week during the Washington U. goal, McAlone put Rowdies 1 0 0 42 0 42 second week of the season, UMSL on the board first flipping Steelers 1 1 0 36 26 10 scored two of the Rivermen's a shot over Konsek at 18 minutes, Shorts 0 1 0 6 22 - 14 Math Club 0 2 0 6 61 - 75 three goals, and was fouled in the 45 seconds. McAlone was first overtime period, setting up credited with an unassisted goal BANK DEPOSIT: The Rivermen, who improved to 12-1-1 last a free kick.which turned out to be and UMSL led 1-0. / week, are busy preparing for the National Collegiate Athletic the winning tally. Association playoffs. When they reach the post-season tour­ Overall Following the score, the River­ ''I'm glad Mike had a game like See "Soccer, page 16 ney, they hope the deposit will draw dividends. Division 1 Pt. AllRive,men W L T PF PA Dltt. Sig Tau 3 1 0 35 12 23 Women defeat SIU-E, 5-2 Pikes 3 1 0 42 14 26 win Gold Medal Tekes 3 0 20 36 - 16 Sig Pi 3 0 12 47 -35 John Conway "I think UMSL took SIU-E for raiSing the Cougars' lead to 2-0. 'in Olympiad reporter granted," UMSL Coach Ken Hud­ Robinson was credited with her Division 2 Pt. son said. "We had beat them second assist of the evening. W L T PF PA Difl. For 45 minutes last Friday rather easily before in their Finally things started working Daniel A. Kimack night, the women's soccer team sports editor United 2 1 1 46 34 12 tounnament last week, and I for the Riverwomen as their Blacks was worried about dOing some­ think they thought this would be a offense began to dominate the It wasn't close to the awards ' Grave 3 0 1 72 6 66 thing it had never done before - very easy game." action. SIU-E, realizing that it giggerS lose to the Cougars of Southern presentation of the 1984 Los OTC 3 0 1 50 36 14 was losing control, became des­ Angeles Olympiad - and the Raiders 2 1 1 40 6 34 Illinois University­ Consequently, the Cougars perate and fouled Cathy Roche as Edwardsville. drew first blood. At 15 minutes, Senior Olympics have wit­ Division 3 she drove for a shot, setting up a nessed more presitigious 16 seconds, SIU-E forward Sue free kick for the Riverwomen. On Pt. The lady kickers had to over­ closings. Even Pony .. league W L T PF PA Difl. Balota took a quick pass from the ensuing free kick, Joan blast­ come a 2-0 deficit in order to post baseball players receive Floggers 3 1 0 79 46 3 1 Helen Robinson and jammed a ed _ a bullet past Cougar an impressive 5-2 triumph over a trophies for excellence. Rowdies 2 1 0 66 14 54 shot from five yards out past goalkeeper Theresa Soellner, to St eelers 1 2 0 50 42 6 respectable SIE-E squad. But when the basketball goaltender Ruth Harker to put cut the score to 2-1 before Shorts 0 1 2 14 26 -14 UMSL , now ranked 17th in the SIU-E on top 1-0. Rivermen fired that last Math Club 3 0 6 129 -1 09 halftime. . calorie, excreted that last drop nation among Division 2 schools, " It was a really hard shot," was in a "must win" situation. A Hudson said. "Ruth didn't have a At halftime Hudson gathered ,of sweat, burned that last mus­ Teams scheduled to play Bush Wac kers loss to SIU-E would have surely ' chance to do anything." his players together and tried cle, whimpered for the last will be g iven a win by forfeit. Wins are time, it was worth it. Basketball reflect ed in standings. crippled any hopes of post­ to regroui>. season action. As a result of the first tally, the shoes, Slim. You know, high Results from Oct. 9 Cougars began to turn the heat on "I told them that if we lost to tops. Grave Digge rs 10, ROTC 6 The ' Cougars, on the other the UMSL defense, preventing SIU-E, we'd be throwing onr Pikes 12, Te kes 0 hand, had nothing to lose and the Riverwomen from recover­ whole season out the window," Floggers 18, Steele'rs 14 could only gain from beating a ing. After stealing the ball from Hudson explained. " If we had sports Sig Pi 6 , Sig Tau 0 Floggers 22, United Blac ks 14 team of UMSL's. caliber. UMSL's backs during a lively .."lost to SIU-E, there's no way we'd When action started at 6 p.m. scrimmage in frontof the River­ be able to make the playoffs." Results from Oct. 11 SIU-E clearly became the women's goal, SIU-E forward During halftime, Hudson also cOinm-ent RAINED OUT aggressor, and was able to out­ Helen Robinson dumped a pass . made some strategic moves in maneuver the Riverwomen, who off to Sue Balota, who chipped in Not a medal, no flagwaving, appeared rather lackadaisical. her second goal of the evening, See "Women," 'page 14 no trophies. ,INTRAMURAL SOCCER The high tops, all white and Standings spiffy, coupled with an underly­ As of Oct. 10 ing sense of relief, were reward Valleyballers remain under_.500 enough for the day long 1984 East Division UMSL Basketball Olympics Pt. game this season, knocking off women struggled to get seven W L GF GA Dltt. John Conway Friday in the Mark Twain gym­ reporter McKendree in three hard-fought pOints in two games with St. nasium. The 5,000 meter run, A.D.i.DAS. 1 0 7 0 7 seesaw-type battles 15-13, 13- Rangers 1 Francis College which crushed sit-up drill, bench press, 0 2 0 2 Rough, rough, rough! 15, 15-9. Rech was very ISO 0 1 0 7 - 7 UMSL 1-15, 6-15. The netters, sprints, agility run and vertical Stud Service 0 1 2 -2 No , that's not Rover CIt the back 0 impressed. though, bounced back in their jump were a tax on the cagers Birds BYE door, but it's a good way to de­ "This definitely was our best final match of the evening to take imposed by Coach Rich Meck­ scribe the type of week the game of the 3eason," Rech said. 'West Division two out of three games from St. fessel. What would otherwise: volleyball team endured. Pt. "Everything went right, and Xavier College. Xavier, in the be considered just another L GF GA In just five days, the River­ W Dltt. Sharon Morlock was just first of those games, easily monotonous day of practice Trojans (Nigeria) women had to battle seven 1 0 3 0 3 amazing." dumped the Riverwomen 8-15, was deemed the Baskelball Pikes 1 0 1 0 opponents including five over the Unfortunately, everything but UMSL came roaring back to Olympics. Another great sport­ Papul Bulls 0 1 0 1 - 1 weekend in a round-robin tourna­ didn't go right for the River­ ROTC 0 1 0 3 -3 take the second game 15-7, and ing spectacular was born. ment at Quincy College. Free Agents Selekt BYE 'women in their final game of the the third 15-5. "We're trying to have a little ' Those five days, however, evening. UMSL took a pounding Saturday morning, though, the fun," Meckfessel said. "It's the Results from Oct. 8 were even worse than they at the hands of the Indians from Riverwomen were cr.ushed by end of our con~itioning pro­ AD.I.D.A.S. 7, Stud Service 0 sounded. UMSL, despite its SEMO 1-15, 8-15. Rangers 2, ISO 0 the tournament's host, Quincy. gram, and we are trying to com­ efforts to stay in the game Despite the disastrous loss, UMSL was ' held to just three bine the competition of the against its opponents, managed Results from Oct. 10 Rech was still feeling pretty good points during the match, crash­ players 'with an assessment of to defeat only two of the seven Trojans 3, ROTC D about her team's performance ing to a miserable 2-15, 1-15 their conditioning." Pikes 1, Papul Bulls 0 opponents it _faced during the vs . its performance with loss. grueling week. Yes, Slim, the Basketball McKendree. That afternoon, the River­ Olympics. The only olympics "We 're still having serving and women met up with SEMO once INTRAMURAL "We couldn't seem to get without more than one official movement problems," UMSL things together against SEMO, again. In the opening game of the VOLLEYBALL sponsor, without wheat germ or Coach Cindy Rech said, "and you but I feel we can beat any of the match, the Indians coasted to an 'doughnuts, without a boycott. Standings can't win too many ball games teams we lost to - including easy 15-5 victory. But, in the As of Oct. 10 "You miss this one and you with those kinds of mistakes." SEMO ," Rech said. "Our players second game, UMSL forced the might get your apartment taken' On Tuesday, UMSL hosted a believe they can do it too." contest into overtime. The away," he snickered. Ha, UMSL Blue League Riverwomen were heartbroken, Won Loat tri-meet that featured opponents The following weekend, the bloc athletics. McKendree College, and though, as SEMO triumphed 19- Zippos 6 0 team trekked up north to Quincy aut in a sense, it was the per­ Team 2 4 2 Southeast Missouri Sfate College to take part in a six-team 17 to take the game and the fect olympics. Not because all The Myopes 3 3 University. round-robin tournament, and match, marking, the third time ·10 team members were running Zeta Plus 3 3 In their first game of the eve­ this season that the Indians have Papal Bulls 2 4 things only seemed to get · and jumping and heckling and ;I ROTC 0 6 ning, the Riverwomen played worse. beaten UMSL-. laughing and winning and los- ' what is thought to be their best On Friday night, the River- See "Netters," page 15 See "C.omment," page 15 page 14 CURRENT Oct. 18 ,'1984 .Cardi ac Skaters: Rivermen split pair of games Warning: The Surgeon General goals and UMSL had to wait until checked an SLU defenseman, and just to make things better, penalty box, scored an empty net has determined that attending 10 :07 of the second period when picked up the loose puck and UMSL added another tally. goal with 1:22 remaining, with S1.. UMSL hockey games may .be Bob Janub-eck ripped the cords to cmised in on the SLU net, which Jakubeck whacked home a loose George tallying his fourth point dangerous to your health. tie the game at 2-2. decked the goalie and shoveled a puck in front of the SLU net at of the night with the assist. Jim LaPorta put UMSL back on backhand er into the net, for a 1-0 5:29 of the second period. After a SLU madeit interesting again, J im Goulden top as he scored 3:56 into the final UMSL lead at the 1:07 mark. wild scramble in front of the net, as it scored 20 seconds after reporter . period, with Ken Witbrodt and But UMSL fans should have Jakubeck came from behind the Goldmamp's goaL UMSL was Mark Aergerter .getting credited known better than to sigh with net and put the puck home. Chris able to survive the final Billiken The UMSL hockey team with the assists. Meramec came relief. Less than a minute later, Raineri and Pete Serrano assist- assault and skate off with a 7- 6 narrowly escaped last week ~ s right back to tie the game up and SLU tied the score on a long . ed on the goaL victory. The fans walked out action with a 1-1 record. UMSL then won the game when it got the slapshot that got past UMSL net­ gasping for air and grasping at dropped a heartbreaker to St. puck past goalie Bryan Baskett. minder Greg Duvall, as he was SLU scored with just over two their hearts, but were relieved Louis Community ColJege­ "We outplayed them, but they . screened on the shot. minutes to go in the game and nonetheless, that UMSL survived Meramec, 4-3, and then rebound­ just got the lucky break,'! again sweaty palms were evident this battle. ed to hold off a late Saint Louis defensema'n Steve Villhardt At 6:56 of the first period the in the stands, despite the freez­ Hockey notes: Starr 'expects University surge, 7- 6. said. UMSL powerplay found paydirt, ing temperatures inside the high scoring center Jim Demos as Aegerter ripped a shot past the North County Recreational to return to the lineup soon. Last Thursday at the Affton Ice UMSL also was penalized nine SLU goalie. St. George fed Aeger­ Complex. Demos has been out with Rink, UMSL hiid all its fans' times on the night, which is too ter with a perfect pass from the Never fear though, Goldkamp, pneumonia and has yet to play a throats aching as they cheered on much time in the box, Coach .comer out to the top of the circle, who should have been in the regular season game. the Goalbusters, but UMSL came Mark Starr said. "That's too where Aegerter made no mistake up 25 seconds short as Merame<.: many, guys. We better cut down ," and put UMSL back up 2-l. scored at 14 minutes, 35 seconds he said. UMSL could not stay UMSL 's powerplay struck of the third period to snatch a vic­ down too long, though as SL U was again at 57 seconds in the second tory from the Rivermen. more than a worthy opponent for period, as Aegerter and St. -= R eading Butch St. George put UMSL on the skaters. George reversed roles this time. III. OU'r students finish the course in the top 1 % of the the board at 3:37 of the first With several fans' hearts still St. George whipped one into the .... nation's readers. The program offers: period with Marty Woods collect­ racing from the Meramec game, net off a feed from Aegerter and - FLEXIBLE CLASS SCHEDULING ing the assist. Meramec, UMSL took on the Billikens and suddenly UMSL Jed 3-l. however, scored the next two scored early in the game. Woods Finally, UMSL was in control aJ - COMPREHENSION DEVELOPMENT - NO HOMEWORK Q. - STUDY TECHNIQUES Women, -INDIVIDUAL WORK - SMAll CLASSES III (Work at your o wn level) The final tally was one of the from page 13 Daerda easily fended off a SIU-E Since 197J scoring attempt, UMSL's Kathy strangest happenings of the his offense. He moved Jan Get­ Guinner broke away down field season. After scooping up a ST. LOUIS READING CENTER temeyer from back to forward , and easily put it past a diving muffed SIU-E shot, goalie' 12025 MANCHE:STER ROAD 101 Info rmalton Cdll and back Theresa Klaus to Cougar goalie, putting the River­ harker punted the ball over an Nea r W e,t County Sho pping Center 822-3030 sweeper, to pressure and confuse women oOn top for the first time 3- asleep SIU-E defense. Guinner the Cougar defense. 2. then grabbed the punt and juked Hudson's strategy paid off. "Kathy had a great game," it past a surprised SIU-E The Riverwomen doubled their Hudson said. "She and Cathy goaltender for the final score. shots on goal in the second half Roche really were impressive." Believe it or not, Harker was given the assist on the play. and limited SIU-E to just thr~e. Impressi~e? Yes. A storm of two straight goals "It was really a terrific punt," THE UNIVERSITY PLA YERS/ The Riverwomen finally began clinched the victory as the River­ Hudson said. "It sailed clear over capitalizing when Roche grabbed women KO'd the Cougars once thetr backs' heads." THEATRE DIVISION a pass from back Leslie Mirth and for alL The first of those The victory l>ifted the River­ and fired a shot into the SIU-E women's ' record 'to 8-4. UMSL , goals came at 83: 02 when Micki ********** PRESENT ********** :net at 64: 12 to even the score 2-2. Fredrickson knocked in a shot which outshot the .Cougars 17-9, From there on out, the wall began from 25 yards away, making the takes on the Miners from the to cave in on the Cougars. score 4-2. 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from page 13 explawed, "Against Northeas­ "We 've played them before, tern Illinois, though, we played and I really think we can beat well at the net and cut down our them," Rech said. "We play them net errors." one more time ' at Cape When asked if she had expect­ Girardeau." ed the team to do better in the tournament than they did, Rech Saturday evening, in their final replied, "We thought after the game of the tournament, the victory over McKendree that we Riverwomen grappled with .were going to be in good .shape Northeastern Illinois Univer­ going into this tournament. But, sity, and what a battle it was. look wh at happened." Both games were close until the The Riverwomen now stand at last point. Unfortunately, UMSL a depressing 14-16, but should came up on the short side in each bounce back above .500 when game, Northeastern pulled out they play McKendree College 17-15 thriller in overtime, and and Millikin University tonight edged the Riverwomen 15-13 in at McKendree. You can catch the the final game' of the match. volleyballers in action at hom~ "For most of the weekend, we Nov. 6, when they take on the ~ACKS TURN ED: The Riverwomen volleyball team continued to play sub-.500 ball last week fail- had problems with mental errors Billikens of Saint Louis Ing to 14-16. , ' and scoring points," Rech University. Comment

from page 13 smaller level , than the They may be the best, but not nationally glittered battle of World Class. One only needed ing and not feeling bad and not athletes. I wish they had sold to look at the prone Rivermen blaming 'one another, but baseball caps, banners, some after each event, at McCormack because it was fun. It was the kind of souvenir. following the day's ordeal. . type of fun you appreciate when Meier and Duane Young Their exhaustion was part of something "unfun" is over. might have been on your next my fun . Conditioning is over; what fun . box of Wheaties, Slim. "I'm always like this," "I think the're having fun ," McCormack said, 'still panting Meckfessel said, timing a cir­ Young was the overall Gold and sweating with a sudden flux cuit of "unfun" ·sprints. Medal winner in the Small Man of color to his face. "I'm always Division, and Meier took top red, I'm Irish. I look like this in It took forward Ted Meier, a honors in the Big Man Division. the winter," junior college tr'l.nsfer before Young finished first in the He must have been kidding joining UMSL last season, a lit­ bench press and agility run. ' because he said he would turn tle while to give in. "Oh , it was Meier did his best Carl Lewis green for the start of UMSL's another day of workouts," he impersonation in winning the basketball season which tips off hesitated. But when his color Nov. 20 . THE AGONY AND EFFORT: 5,000 meter run, agility run, returned, he said, "It's not that sprints and bench press. "I'm a senior," McCormack The UMSL Basketball Olym­ we're' doing a lot of different a9ded. "I can't keep up with pics held Friday was an end to Other winners in the "Medal" drills that we didn't do in prac­ those big guys and the_ young the Rivermen's conditioning events were Ron Porter (sit­ tice, but it~ s a chance to show guys. Bus us little guys are bet­ program. Dellondo Fox and ups, Big Man), Greg Williams everyone on the team that (vertical jump, Big Man), Bob ter athletes because we have Ted Meier won the Little and you've been working." better endurance." Big man divisions, respec­ McCormack (5 ,000 meter run, Little Man), Joey King (agility tively. (Top) Fatigue and pain Remember the Olympic run, Little Man), and Dellondo Well , Slim, I'm sorry you were familiar sights after each ideal? Sure. Competition for Fox (sprints, Little Man). were unable to be here. There of the five events. (Right) the sake of competition. Games was an abundance of free tick­ Senior guard Bob McCor­ for the sake of games. ets if you had any connections. mack competes in the vertical Sportsmanship for sportsman­ "Meier should be as good during the last two minutes of And when the National Anthem jump event. ship. That's what was here was played at 3 a.m. on Channel the game as he is in the first two Friday afternoon on a much 4, I got goose bumps. Traffic, minutes," Meckfessel said, giv­ though, was backed up because ing credence to the importance of the untimely road construc­ of the olympics. "He has tion in front of Mark Twain. excellent strength an.d PREGNANT? But it's over for the River­ I endurance which will make him PROJ ECT PH I LI P ,men, and that's fun. As always, a steadier and more "If an unplanned pregnancy the winners will be anonymous The Bible Solves all your problems consistent player." prese nts a p ersonal crisis in in a few weeks, serving only as' your life .. . Let us h elp you! when all things and friends fail you OK. But what does a two­ trivia answers to the 1984 • Frn' Pn:g-Il1011 Villagf.:: 902- :5053 sit-ups have to do with each The Season. • St. Louis, MO 63105 BIRTHRIGHT COUNSELING other?" Meckfessel asked, "We 're going to be .a better before answering the question. team than last year," McCor­ "Abdominal strength helps you mack promised. "We have to move laterally and that's experienced players (many of important on defense. A good whom are. JUCO transfers) defensive player ca,n do 75 to 80 coming in." • sit-ups in two minutes, and so "The key to the season is how on ." hard we worked on conditioning Don't laugh, Slim. Meck­ and how hard we will work in fessel knows what he says. Con­ practice now ," Meckfessel ditioned athletes are better said.' He was happy with the athletes, they say. olympic results and had as "I think by far this is the best much fun as anyone with the. bunch of athletes since I've ominous stopwatch in his seen here," Meckfessel hand. boasted.' It was so patriotic, Slim.

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Address ______~ ______EXCLUSIVE City ______..:...- ___ State ____ Zip ______ST~IlTS f1l1D41'! OCT. 19TH Telephone 89-10/84 page 16 CURRENT Oct. 18, 1984 Soccer goaltender John Stahl and into for Craig Westbrook which saves and recorded a shutout, from page 13 was no further scoring in the • the goal. By the time the turned out to be the wiiming kept the Cougars from putting game. Consequently, UMSL men continued to blast away at bewildered goaltender could get score. At 92:55 Westbrook sailed points on the board .. became the first team this the Bears' net. In fact, UMSL to the ball, it was already past the the free kick through a wall of "The first 10 to 15 minutes, SIU season to beat the Cougars on would fire at the Washington U. line. defenders and into the Bears' net came on really strong," their home turf. They also goal 14 times before the buzzer "You don't score too many to put the Rivermen on top to explained Dallas. "But, John became the first team th shut sounded at halftime. In the goals like that off John Stahl," stay, 3-2. Stahl was just outstanding." them out. meantime, UMSL was busy set­ Dallas commented. A second overtime period was As a result of . Stahl's "We had a pretty good game. played but neither team scored. acrobatics, the Rivermen were ting up its next goal. As a result of the goal, the Everyone played really well," Washington University failed to able to generate some offense once-dead offense of Washington Dallas said. "It's been a real good As Washington U. was trying take a shot on goal in either of the an,d pressure the Cougars' de­ U. accelerated its attack and week for us." desperately to clear the ball two .overtime periods. • fense. At 41:00 , on a cross frma began to outplay the Rivermen The victory raised UMSL's downfield, Craig Westbrook The Rivermen outshot the Hantak, Brancato booted a shot for most of the second halL record to 12-1-1, tying the intercepted, dribbled through a Bears 26-7. It was the 11th vic­ past SIU-E goalkeeper Mike At 60 :29 Chopin tied the score school's record of 12 regular maze of players and passed· to tory of the season for UMSL and England to. put UMSL up 1-{). season wins previously set in McAlone who rocketed a shot into by blasting in a shot from 20 yards out unassisted. It was his onlythesecondlossofthes~ason The game's second and final 1980 and 1983 . SIU-E, which the net from 20 yards out at 40 :52 for Washington University, now goal came after an interesting outshot the Rivermen 20-14, for his second tally of the eve­ second of the evening and 13th 8-2-2. UMSL leads th·e all-time tally of the season. Chopin has series of events. As midfielder dropped to 8-4-1. The Cougars, ning. The goal allowed UMSL to series between the two teams 13- Tom Olwig was trying to cross though, still hold a 10-5-2 seties • head into halftime with a healthy scored at least one time in each 1-1. of the Bears' last nine games. the ball to one of his forwards, .lead over UMSL. 2-0 lead. . Two days after the victory, the Cougar back G.P. Boyer stepp~d UMSL returns to action Rivermen traveled to Southern With the score now tied 2-2 and in to intercept. The ' .ball, :tomorrow night when the River­ "I thirik they played very well Illinois University-Edwardsville regulation time running out, ten­ however, deflected off Boyer and --men battles archrival University in the first half," said Dallas. " If on Friday. And for the third sions grew between the two bounded into the SIU-E goa\. No of Missouri-Rolla at 8 p.m. we play like that, there's not too straight year, UMSL defeated the teams and tempers flared .. Con­ one was given credit for the tally, They're scheduled to wind up many teams that can beat us." Cougars by a score of 2-0. but the shot was ruled as an "own seq'1ently, several "yellow card' ~ regular season play against But the second half belonged to SIU-E dominated the early cautions were made. Riverman goal" for UMSL and the River­ Quincy College on Oct. 27 , but Washington U. and some of the minutes of the game, pepp.ering forward Hantak was given a men led for good 2-{) . may have to playa make-up with Bears' "13" luck seemed to be the UMSL goal with shots from yellow card at 79:08 for an Both teams took more shots on Southeast Missouri State working. all angles, but Stahl, who made 16 goal in the second half, but there University after that date. George Chopin, the Bears' unnecessary foul and leading scorer, ran all over the Washington U. midfielder John Rivermen defense during the Brill was given a yellow card at 88 :58 for . making a cross-body second half, and Washingtoh U. block on UMSL goalkeeper Stahl began to challenge the UMSL when Stahl clearly had the b-all in offense for the ball. his possession. "George is a very good player," admitted Dallas. "You've got to Time ran out in regulation and be able to cover those types of so did Washington University's players to win." luck. special SATURDAY editi Unfortunately, the Rivermen In the first of two overtime failed to do so, and at 47 :08 , a lit­ periods, the UMSL offensive November 3 tle more than two minutes into attack, apparently absent in the . the second half, Chopin cut their second half, returned to its first­ lead to 2-1 when he scored off a half form, tak4ng control of the 8:00 p.m. free kick. game. The shot, however, seemed Once again, McAlone proved to Summit Lounge very luck one (lucky for the be bad luck for the Bears. Bears, that is). After defl~cting McAlone was fo uled as he was off the crossbar, the ball then driving toward the Washington bounced off the back of UMSL U. goa\. The fo ul set up a free kick

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