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Clll-profit Org. FREE U.S. PuslaH Patd FRIDAY New::~rk~ DE Volume 122, Number 26 250 Student Center, University of , Newark, DE 19716 Pcm111 No. :26 December 8, 1995 KA alumni convicted of Sigma hazing

BY ERIC HEISLER, JI~ I i\IY P. i\IILLER have the o ption to appeal th e case. so urces Dean o f Stude nt s Timoth y F. Brooks fraternities and th eir members.'' in vestigating a criminal ca<,e again;t the A~D HEATHER i\IOORE c lose to th e case said . refused to comment. saying only. ··we did a Four fraternity member were sent by a indi vidual who a ll egedly as,aultcd the Kappa Alpha Order Pres ident Chris very th oroug h in vestigati o n into the Sigma Kappa sororit y sister in February student . B10 oks said . The indi\'idual no In a un iversity j udi cial hearing Monday. Stoddard I AS J R) confirmed that th e 1wo fraternity's involvement and we did not get 199-1 to a pl edge's room for a "tuck-in.'· longer attend <; th e uni ' cr;ity. two Kappa Alpha Order alumni \\Crc uni versity s tudents convicted of hazing enough evidence to charge them as a whole. defin ed as men bri ngi ng gifts 10 a pledge's How man y fraternity brat hers were convicted of participating in a Fehruary 199-1 charges are Kappa Alpha alumni. meaning We consid er the investigation still open."' room. Brooks said earl ier thi s week. prese nt during the assault i:. unclear. haLing incident involving a sex ual assault they arc inactive members of the fraternity. Inter-Fraternit y Counci l Presid e nt Bill Capt. Jim Flatley of Un iversity Poli ce said Nati onal Sigma Kappa ;u;pcnded the that resulted in the loss of Sigma Kappa but maintained that th e uni versi ty has \Verde (AS SR) said . ''The !FC abhors one of the four fraternity broth ers allegedly universit y's c hapter in accordance \\ith so r o rity· ~ univcr>it) chapter. concluded that Kappa Alpha Order as an hazin g and if. in fact. th at's what happened. l fo rced the pledge to engage in sex ual Brooks. Thi s is the fir:.t time a sororit) has The convicted student s. "ho arc facing a en tity is "in no way invo lved in the am ve ry pl eased that th e uni ve rsity took the intercourse. been removed from campus for hating. o ne-year suspension fr o m the university. aforementi oned in cident. " o ppo rtunity to send a stro ng message to University Po li ce arc curre ntl y GOP presidential hopeful speaks to economics class Steven Forbes tells students the present Federal Inconle Tax Code is 'a nlonstrosity'

BY APRIL HELMER

Ste\·c n Fo rb es. a multi-millionaire seeking the Republi can preside ntial nomination. discussed the fundamentals of hi s campaign with an economi cs class and opened th e group up to a question-and-anS\\·cr session to a mi xe d audi ence Tuesday. "The e>scnce of the American experience is thi s.'· Forbes said. "seeming!) ordinar) people can ac hi eve t:Xtraordinan deeds when all owed to take responsibility for yoursel f, yo~r fa mil y and your com munity." Forbes· campaign is based solely economi cs - hi s specia lty. Proposing a flat in come tax rate. a medical sa,·in gs aL-coun t fo r Medicare and Social Sec urit y. a Homestead Act in the inner ci ties and a fi xed va lue fo; th e dollar. Forhes >tood before a standing-room-only crowd that \\"a:,, once Professor Ch:-trle; Link·s microeconomics class. The llat ta~ rate. said Forbes. chief executi ve officer and th e editor o f Forhes b us iness magaLinc. would save Americans hoth mone) and time while earnin2 more revenue fo r th e government than the pre:.cnt tax syst;m_ The llat tax proposal wou ld include exemptions before taxes arc deducted. For every ad ult bringing an in come int o a family. $13. 100 \\O uld he exempt from taxes each year. For each dependent in the home. $5.300 would also be tax­ exempt e\'ery yea r. he said . For example . a fami ly of fou r could earn about 516.000 before any taxes were taken out. Any money earn ed after th at would have 17 percent deducted. Magazine publisher The present Fcde.-allncomc Tax Code is a ··monstrosity.'· accordi ng to Forbes. "You c::t n"t trim it; you can' t refo rm it: th e on ly thing we can do it scrap it. Kill it. Drive a stake has capital on mind through it s heart. Bury it and hope it never rises again." Most of the questions from the audie nce chall en!!cd BY APRIL HELI\ IER Forbc; · proposals. ad dressing ed ucation. Medicaid. welfare maga1inc apt ly named Forbe'>. and drugs - plagues that often affect the inner ci ty. w hi ch hi ; grandfath~r fou nded in .. Many of our sc hools in America arc not doing the job A ltho ugh a feud recent ly ha> 19 17 . the) should - the job th ey did 20 or 30 or 40 years ago: erupt ed bet wee n Nc" Hamps hire His publi;hing joh. hm' ever. ila'> educatin g young people." and Dcl Lm·a re Republicans over the not kept him unaware of the goings­ timing of Delaware's primary. He said he support s parents· rig ht s to contro l th e schools on in the nation ·., capi tal. their children attend. He said sc hool choice \\'O uld create a Steven Fo rbes made th e effort to On commiuec'> lil-c Radio Free \\"OO DeJa\\ are·, vo ters Tuesday. kind of "free market .. of education. supplyin g parents \\"ith Europe and Radio L1hcrt) dunng vo uchers to U>C C\'en for parochial schools. "Delaware docs ha,·c a lc!! itimatc hoth George Bush'; and Ron.1ld primary with real ,·oters im;I\'Cd in Forbes also addressed \\clfare. savin2 he \\"ants to reform Reagan·s term' in oflirc. he \\Orked it.'. Forbes said. "] need to - being the system. espcciall~ fo r teen moth~rs. ~ to broadca;t radio ··hehind the Iron ··You don· t give her large cash payments:· Forbes said of an o ut >idcr - take m y m cssag~ Curtain:· directly to the \'Ote rs:· tod ay · , welfare. "Wh said each the nrgani t.ation '' hich reprc;entcd hcen elected to a political offi ce. people \\'hO \\'31llcd Time \V arner to THE REV IE\\' I Joseph ~li!-ub s moth er wi II he expected to complete her educati on under HOLY LIGHTS! The university fi red up its holiday celebration with the supervision. In stead. he has 25 years experience sel l a subsid iary. Death Row in th e publishi ng business. a nnual Christmas tree lighting. The event gathered students and faculty for Accordi ng to Forbes ... There \\'ill be no sti gma [in Reco rd s. whic h produce., Snoop Fo rbc'> '' chi e f executive o ffi cer Doggy Dogg among other rap and holiday carols a nd fun between Kirkbride and Ewing. See story page 5. sec FORBES page A6 and editor in chief of th e business sec INTERVIEW page A 7

University graduate's stOI)' on Forum held to discuss commentator's insulting remarks is confirmed alternate activities for Main Street locals Journal reporter BY JILL CORTRIGHT rcpre ·cnt the vari ety of groups in the S!IIIJ Rt'fJIW!t"l comm unit y w ho would have an .. What arc we !!Dill!! to do?" is a sticks to her story interest in finding st ru ctured question that plague; the Newark activities for tc cna!!;rs. Robertson teens who loiter alonQ the side o r said. He said he wa;;-ted teens on the BY KEITH Wli'\ER Helmhrcck immediatel y \ICnl to Main Street each night~ Community panel so adults would not be s,m R,·11 ~,.rc' her co-workers and ;poke ahout the members· attempted to answer that ··putting words in th eir mouths:· Sometimes the truth can get yo u a contents of the intcn iew and only que li on Wednesday ni ght. The event. funded hy the city of li llie more than you bargained for. then le:1 rncd of it; 'iC\crity. A public forum held at Newark ewark and the Delaware Hum anity In the case of Valerie Helmhreck. " I didn"t realite how unu-;ual it Un ited Methodist Church focu se d Forum. began a t 6 :30p.m. with a 1979 un i\'crsity grad uate and wa; for peopl e in these position; to on finding teens alternatives to mu sic from th e Newark High School former Re•·ie•r ed itor. it definite!) sa) these things." Hclmbreck said. hanging out on street corners. Jazz Ensemble and an exhibit of THE REVIEW I Alisa Colk) \vas. "'Th e fac t that someone from a majN ··we wanted teen and adults t0 artwork and pho tography from Hc lmbreck covered the Ladies network addressed thi s touch) talk about what rightful place teens st udents. The di sc uss ion fo llowed. ....----Index Professional G o lf Association subject ... it was new"1onhy." have on the street." sai d D.1vid an d the night ended with music and McDonald"s Championship in May Arter th e Ma) intcn iel\. Wri ght Robertso n. member of the poetry readings. Police Report...... A2 for The Wilmington cws Journal. denied making the statements community organiLation Friends o f Robertson said forums had been Camp us Calendar...... A2 reporting on the anti-lesbian allitude Hchnbrcck auributed to him. He alo;o cwark and coordin ator of th e held seven! times in the past on World News ...... A3 displayed hy CBS golf analyst Ben denied saying that leshi am on the event. other to pi cs relating to ewark. but Comics ...... 85 Wrig ht. LPGA tour hun sponsorship>. '· We wanted to know what that this was the lir~t time it focu sed Classified...... 86 In Helmhrcck's inter\'iel\' wi th In the Dec. 4 special i;suc o f encourages kids to come tn Main on teens and inc luded entertainment Editorial ...... :...... A 12 Wright. the ana lyst made extremely Sports Illustrated Gol f. ho wever. Street and what keeps them away ... and artwork. Sports ...... 810 candid remarks a bout th e high Wri gh t confirms Hc lmbreck·, The manager of coffeehouse ··we wanted it not just to he a degree of leshianism pn the tour. allegations. Jam·n & Jav;. a Newark Police night where people talked. hut a A /so imide saying it affected the tour's ability to According to th e Sl story. two detective. a city council mcmhcr. a celebratory experience also.·· he attract corpor.Jtc sponsors. The text rcpo11s exist which claim that Wn!!ht high school graduate. a cwark said . ··we al so wanted to let people In vitro ap~> ...... A2 of the interview was picked up hy made the . tatcmcnts. ~ High teacher and three hi!!h school know that the kids arc creative:· Dirt y air...... AJ many major newspapers and One of them came from anSI st udents made up the panel~ Panelist and ewark High Schol>l H.:rr·s chip~ ...... A4 Slate d im alnlngist, telc,isio n s tation s across th e photographer· s a sistant '' ho 1\ a., The panelists were c hosen to page A3 country. and it ·ct off wc~ks of eavesdropping on the actual intef\ iew sec YOUTH page All heated dehate among media critics. sec G OLF page A6 A2. T H E R E VIEW . December 8, 1995 _Gingrich under investigation for campaign fraud reform:· he '>aid. •· o that s1tuatto ns like this BY WENNY TUNG by a margin of 974 votes out of more than have lit t le evidence to s upport th e ir mcctin!! minutes and notes sho wing GOPAC won' t occur again; $250,000 i ~ an abnormal ruJJ Rqwrtt> ,. 156.000 votes cast. a llegations. had ill;gall y supported Gingrich in the 1990 amount.'' As H o u se Speaker ewt Gingrich's In tape recordings filed by the FEC in Jan Stirdo n. spokesm an for the FEC. said e lection. GOPAC was founded in the 1970s by approval ratings continue to fall. hi s legal U.S. District Court, GOPAC o ffi c ials said the commiss ion h as been inves tigatin g Jim Taylor ( AS JR ), c hairman o f the former Delaware Gov. Pete duPo nt IV. Ro!T pro blems continue to grow. The Federal Gingrich was " probably the most s ingle high GOPAC for several years but only recently College Republicans. said currentl y the FEC said GOPAC' s mi s ion is to educate and Election C o mmittee has jus t ac c used priority we've got in dollars." Subsequent obtained enough evidence to file the suit. has no hard evide nce to win a Slllt aga1nst train enou!!h R e publican cand id at e~ and Gingrich (R-Ga.) o f receiving illegal funds investigations uncovered an e s timated Gingric h or GOPAC. ac ti vists that they can fi e ld a t le a'> l one from the Republican political ac ti o n $250.000 worth of support. "The FEC s imply feels that there arc candidate fo r every e lecti ve <)ffice in commillce GOPAC. In 1990. GOPAC was registered as a stale impropri et i~ s ... he said . ·The rea l evidence The FEC. which monitors the mone y PAC. and therefore eligihle to donate funds has not come out yet." America. News Analysis In the past , Gingric h has worked 11 i1h r a ised and spe nt by PACs in federal only in s tal e and local elections, and no t Ke v in Cerull o ( AS JR). president of GOPAC in producing a series of educational elections. ha s ued GOPAC for a ll egedly federal e lections. Co lle !!e Democrats. said PACs should no t be videos ami a udi o tapes to train po te nti al • operatin g as a federa l PAC hcfo rc By law. federal PACs arc allowed a Stirdon said the FEC became aware of the viewe-d as ncgati ve institutions . "What they registering as one in 199 1. maximum o f only $5.000 of support for one improprie ti es because o f a complaint filed try to do." J~e said. " is to pro mote their candidates ' -G ingrich . th e c hairman emeritus o f candidate each federal election. by a party o uts ide of GOPAC. ·'The intere~-t s to particular candidates who adopt The efft:cl o f the recent GOPAC problem, GOPAC. was ide nti !ied hy FEC evide nce as Peter Roff. GOPAC's political director. commission looked at the complaint and the m :· on Ging rich ' s image is yet to be seen. Taylor said. " GO PAC has been a prevalent fi gure 111 o ne of th e main recipients of GOPAC's said the FEC has failed to identify any single found probable cause that a vio lation had Cerullo said, however. that the si tuation ille!ml funding. activity that triggered an earlier filing. occurred," he said. with GOPAC sho ws the need for cha nges in Republi can politics for some ti me. lt \\ould The vioiOrori ty's universit y charter two and fraternity c hapters for acti vi ties linked societies as well as their parents. their latest fenility experiment. in human fertility. wceh ago h) its national chapte r. The meeting with hazin!!. "Clearly there arc some people who think Rosie. the first g01i ll a in captivity The in-vitro prnccs; ~> was not in response to the hazing incident. He dis;ussed the s late law. th e n atio na l [my policies o n hazing] are too stri ct." Brooks to successfully carry a test-lUbe baby complicated, which is why nohody The incident occ urred in February 1994 chapters' regulations and the universit y's policy said. to full 1e1m . gave binh to a 3-pound. has ever had s u cces ~ \\ it h a gorill a· when fo ur fraternity brothers were sent to a o n hazing, saying all three were very similar Afte r Brooks· disc u ssio n . so me o f the 9-ounce girl Oct. 9. before, Johnson said. Sigma Kappa pledge's room by a sorority and explicitly forbade any type of hazing a udience, w hic h filled roo m 140 of Smith Hall. Univ~ r s it y a lumnu s Dr. Chad " Luckily, on the first tl). Rn;ie got siMer. Brooks said earlier thi s week. One o f the activities. questioned the fairness of s uspending an entire Johnson, who received a bachelor of pregnant," he said . fratemity brothers allegedly forced the pledge Brooks said he was involved in the c hapter fo r the actions of o nl y a few. ans degree in an imal science in 198 1, '·Before w e atte m pt ed the to en!!a!!c in sexual imercourse. formulation of much of the stale Jaw and said. Jaime Greenfie ld (AS FR). a Delta Gamma was o ~ e of the fe rt ility specialists procedure , we made sure that there Brooh. who said his voice was hoarse from . "I am absolutely opposed to hazing in any sister, however. said the need to e liminate invo lved in th e imricate in-v itro was plenty of good qu a li t) ;perm all the time he has spent discussing this issue, form." hazi ng on campu s is urge nt a nd was fertili zation process. available.'· Pope aid. began the mee ting by saying. "I am not going According to the law. Brooks said. a ny encouraged by Brooks' ta lk . This process, according to Paul Pope explained that while hi' team ' 10 talk 10 anyone about Sigma Kappa." chapter involved in h azing s h o uld be ''I've seen peo ple co m e back around M eckley. associate professor in the would not intentionally usc spc1m of Brooks m e ntio n ed t wo r ece nt hazing sus pended by the uni versity. midnight and they're in suc h a stat e that they department o f animal and food bad quality, several fac tors. such as incidents involving a campus sorority and Hazing ran!!es from the more seri ous, w hich can 't even open the ir m o uths." s h e said . sc ie nces. involves fertilizing an egg o ld samples. had m e thods of fraternity. but said he wo ul d no t commclll could be-any forced consumption of food and referring to people he be li eves were abused in wi th a number of spenn. preservation and unwilling donors, further. hecause he had not gathe red e nough alco hol , o r involuntary physical a ctivity. he hazing incidents. " Yo u simply mi x a bunch of sperm may hinder the process o f acquiring in f 01111 ati on. said, t o th e less serious . which could be Greenfield said her sorority. whi c h is new with an unfertilized egg." he said. good sperm. Instead. he discussed th e proble m o f hazing requiring a pledge to run an errand fo r a o n campus, does not participate in hazing . Jo hnson finds the procedure to be 'The othe r arm of th is project "a., ·, in general and at the universit y. member of a fraternity or sorority. " We learn about each o th e r hy ac ti v it y more compli cated than that. He a young male dono r in Omaha. Nch .., " Do we have a problem?" Brook s asked. Brooks said there a re several c rit eria he ni g ht s a nd just getting together. " she said. "I explained th a t R osie was given who gave vo luntary semen "Yes." must prove before a chapter can be suspended feel ho rrible ahout the suspension o f chapters. m edicati o n to increase he r egg collections ... Pope said. H e s a id ha z ing ex i s ts 111 coll ege and added that the severit y of the hazing is ll's something that can be avoided:· production. The o nly complication rcsulung communities throughout the country and cited take n into account. Brooks said hazing incidems run in cycles. ··we h arvested the eggs a nd from the in-vitro process was th at the several rece nt cases where hazing had resulted Brooks said even if pledges volumeer to do and hi s job is 10 stop th em . He added. however. retrieved them thro ugh a n ultra­ gorilla was horn three a nd a half in severe injury or death. an act in order to feel like part of a Greek "I have heard very learned people say there is sound.'. Jo hnson said . 'The ovum and weeks premature. Johnson said. In one instance at Southeast Missouri Stale , o rganization, it could be considered hazing if probably no way to eradicate it." sperm were placed in a petri di sh." As a result of the prematurity. the a student was beaten for five straight days and th,e activit y deviated from uni versity policy. He After successful fcnilization. which infant gori lla was placed in an' ,:. • J I 1 _I I ~ ... took two d ays , J o hnson said the imensivc care unit at the zoo. ··we had <'I • .' I 1 ,· ' •' 1 II I • r•, ' I I embryo was 1ransfe1Ted to the gorill a. lo separate her from her mother for a . Johnson was working for a n in - w hile. hut he ._..- ill -s oon be re­ '"vi u'o fertilization Jab at Bethesda int roduced to her family."· John,on Hospital in Ohio when he was hired said . BideD blasts GOP for Crime Bill delays by Earl Pope. of the Anima l The compl ications of prematurity. Conservation Division at the Center Jo hn on explained, are minimal. bu 1 flY KELLY BROS 'AHAN and a lt empting to turn it into a bl ock Depart ment for add itio na l officers they need ... fo r Endangered Wildlife at th;: caution must be taken. The baby had Sw/J R t!porTt'l grant. and the estab li s hment o r domestic According 10 figures di stributed Cincinnati Zoo. to be fed a formula from a nose tunc Approx ima tely . 1.5 million 111 - "With a block grant, cities can do violence preventio n units. b y Bide n ' s -o ffi ce~ there are $525 Jo hnson. w ho has a doctorate in because most premature babies ha\·e a grams int ended for Delaware po lice anything they want with th e money ... Ultimately. th e Jaw is intended to million in grant s to hire new po li ce rcproducl i ve physiology. said he hard time nursing. he said. departments from the Bidcn C rime Bide n a dded. " Small s ta tes lik e s uppl y s tate a n d local po li ce offi ce rs nati onwide. hut Congress accepted the offer because he has Now the nameless infant is gaining Law is being held up in Congress Delaware get the short e nd with a department s wit h I 00.000 new has a ppropriated only $ 11 0 million always been interested in animals. he r s tren g th a nd feeding wel l on because of "party po litic ki ng ... Sen. block grant because the money isn· t o ffi cers. Grants provided by the Jaw to the Jus tice Depanmelll for the The team. Johnson said. began it's formula. J ohnson said. ·'Other than J ose ph R. Biden ( D-Dcl .) s aid specified for hiring cops." gave Delaware $7. 1 millio n last year program. "gorill a meetings in May o r June o f being pre mature. as far as hand; and ~ o nd ay. In order 10 further emphasize th e Mimi Murphy, Eiden's assistant fo r the acquisitio n of 93 new officers 1994 ... The team cons is ted of 12 toes. it ' s all there," he said. "Delaware and other s tales arc press secre tary, agreed. saying block in Delaware. Biden said. inc luding need for domestic vio lence units as specia li sts. including zoo personnel, The haby. who has not y~l been being us ed a s pawn s in a nast y wel l as additional officers . Biden g rants co uld al low m o ney to go IS state troopers and 51 Ne w Castle fertility specialists and ph ysiologists. named hy the zoo. will be pre;cnted 1o po litical ga me:· Bidcn said in a press toward a n ew compute r syste m Count y officers. displayed a shotgun used to murder according to Johnson. the press and publi c by Chris llllht to be at HOLIDAY CO CERT 0 ' TOYS FOR TOTS BENEFIT animal was conducted by Donna Vickers, The victim and the male s us pec t began another locatio n. but it was fo und to be still FRIDAY CONCERT IN THE Animal Control Officer for the Newark "wrestling a round and playfighting ... police missing during the Nov. 15. invcmory check. Jud y Collin · and the uni ve rs it y CA RPENTER S PORTS Police. The animal was found Thursday. said. when the suspect became v iolent. He Tho ugh the company has conduc ted a Chorale will he perfo rming at the BUI LDI NG SATUR DAY Though he is current on his rabies shots. s lammed her to the ground and s truc k her complete searc h liJr the vehicle. they said it is Bob Carpenter Center a t 8 p . m . A Toys for T o ts benefit concert the dog will be monitored for several days as numerous times. Several o the r people in the still missing. Friday. Tic kets arc $ 15 for senior wil l he held from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. a safety precaution. police said. res idence bro ke up the light. police said. At the Newark Jeep Eagle dealership. al'u c itizens. staff and faculty: $ 12 with o n Saturday in the Carpenter Sports The inc ident was reponed to police on on Cleveland Ave nue. a set or half canvas s tuden t ID. Fo r ticke ts a nd more Building. Advance ti c kets arc $8 for INDECENT EXPOSUR E ON W ed ncs day. a nd an in ves t igat ion is jeep windows valued a t $270 total were information call UD I-HE S . the general public and $6 fo r A P A R TMENT P ATIO continuing in an a ttempt to identify the removed from dealership vehicles between 9 student> with ID. and at the door. An unknown su ·peel exposed himself and suspect. whom the v ictim did not know well. p . m. Tuesday and I 0 a.m. Wednesday. BACHELOR OF Fll E A RTS $ 10 for the publi c a nd $8 for masturbated facing his victims from the patio according to the police. ewark police said. RECEPTION FRIDAY students. outside their Thorn Lane apartment around 9 The re wi ll be a reception for the p.m. Wednesday . according to 1cwark MARIJUANA POSSESSION ON CREEK students in the Bachelor of Fine Ans F INAL EXAMS TO BEGIN Police. ROAD CAR PHONE STOLEN se ni o r ex hihitio n will be held in Final exams wi ll hegin on The two victims told police they were Late Tuesday afternoon a m an was p .m .. said Capt. Jim Flatley of subject stood in place for several minutes and The man . Edwm·d J . Wilkins . 21. and University Police. TUESDAY DEC. 19 then k n elt down on his knees and hcgan another individual. were spoiled by an oflicer He descrihed the phone as a Motoro la READING DAYS WILL BE ON Tuesday Dec. 19 will be the last masturbating. They called the police. and the o n a routine patrol o n Creek Road. According Ponahlc car phone valued at $300. SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND day o f final exams and the residence suspect then fled on foot. according 10 the to police. the officer approached the two me~ MONDAY halls will close at I 0 p.m. police. and then located a tobacco pouch within an --<'OIIIJiiled hy Tori M er/.. el There will be no classes o r exams l11e suspect was described as a white male am1· s length next to the rock upon which they o n reading days which will be h~ld -COIIIJJiled b1· S1eja11 ie Small

j ' ' ' December 8, 1995 • THE REVIEW • AJ World Delaware faces increase in prisoners News O 'Connell said the formu la the center main Sussex Correctional Facilities in the Delaware Superior Court is ho lding Th e number of uses is called the compoqent s-of-change , ,c:Jeorgctown. o ne hundre d to t he peo pl e to a higher degree o f Summary prisoners will soon forecasting method. The formula is based ~ootcamp facilitie s and 280 to the respon <.ihi lity th an in the past. on demographi c mode ls, much like those detention unit. Subsequently. people a re having surpass the capactiy th e Cens us Bureau uses. but is adapted to In addition. the re wi ll be 600 new beds probatio n revoked. and have to go back A IIR LAUGH S D U RING A RRA IG N M E NT crime and corrections. in a maximum security prison yet to be to j ail. .. fOR KI L LING R A BIN of the state's facilities The current prison population is 4,729 built. The location and d a te o f Stallings said prison programs give TEL AVIV. I srae l - In a bizarre court inmates and the comfort able operat ional construction for thi s new facility is still inmate-. the o ppo rtunity to get the appearance W ed nesday. con fe ssed assassin BY AARON KELLAM capacity calls for 3,745 inmates. Stallings to be determined. education necessary to avoid going back Yigal Amir la ug hed. whispered and waved as Sra/f Rt:porrt.' l' said . O 'Conn e ll sai d repeal probation to jail. prosecutors charged him with the murder or Prison populatio ns have significantl y The overcrowding has spurred prison offenders have caused a large part of the " A lot o f our people are repe at Israeli Prime Minis ter Yitz hak Rabin. risen in D e la ware. s urpassi ng t he o ffi c ials to ask th e State Legislature for population g rowth . offe nders. so we put in e ducation The arraig n men l proceedings 1hemsc I vcs ex pec te d growth ra te a nd prompting $ 109 millio n for the 1997 budget packet, "We had 183 more probation programs [such as night sc hoo ls] . were somber. Prosecuto rs detailed the chan!es correcti o nal o ffi c ia ls to scramble fo r a I 0 percent increase over the 1996 admiss ions than we anticipated for the vocati onal programs a nd treatment against Amir and his brother, Haggai, and tl;eir solutions tu the unexpected influx. budget. according to Gail Stallings. second quarter of 1995.·· he said ... W e programs in the prison," s he s aid . lnend. Dror Adani. Amir was char2ed with Dc laware·s prison popul ati on rose an s po k eswom an fo r the De pa rtment of had antic ipated 325 and we ended up '·Stati sti cs s how that [pri soners! don ' t premeditated murder a nd a tria l date w;s set for unanticipated 1. 1 percent from the first Corrections. with over 500. So it has definitely played co me bac k if they go through these Dec. 19. quarter o f 1995 a nd has s urpassed the St allings said the extra fund ing would a role:· systems." " He is accused of the wors t crime in the law ope rati o n a l capacit y of D e laware 's be used to hire 200-300 new staff o·con ne ll ci ted increased Stallings described the g rowth as a hooks: murder." said chief prosecutor Pnina co rrect io nal facilities , said J ack members. open new pri son faci liti es. and enforceme nt o f the law as the root of thi s national phenomenon, and he said it is Guy. O'Connell. d irector o f the D e la ware more importantly. increase heel space to increase . expected to continue in the future. The . But even as s he spoke, Amir whispered to Statistical Analysi s Center. which accommodate th e growing number of "The courts and Department of Department of Corrections estimates that h1s brother in the row in front of him, s miled periodically issues fo recasts of prison pn;oners. Correc ti ons have to u g h ened up o n by the y.:ar 2005, there will be 5,400 broadly at his sister and father in the a udience. populations and admi ssions in the state. Two hundred beds wi II be added to the offenders, .. he said . "The drug court in people in De laware's prisons. and laughed at his own jokes. He told hi s siste r to "be strong" and that he loved h e r . The tiny court r oom was packed with journalists. police officers a nd soldiers. Unlike p reviou s court appearances. Amir. a 25-year­ old orthodox Jew. was prevent ed from talking University professor serves as Study to reporters. Before entering the court. Amir flashed reporters a "V" for v ictory sign. During the hearing. a ll th e l awye r s complained that they had not had a c h a nce 10 Delaware state climatologist blasts study the charges in the indictmenl. and said they needed more t ime before going 10 tria l. BY HEATHER MILLER Chief Judge M enachem E lan . who presides Staff Repm1t'f over Tel Aviv district court. said he . too. had Delaware When geography Professor Dan iel Leat hers isn' t teaching seen a copy of the indictment o n television or doing research. he spends hi s time pulling weather pallems before receiving it himself. into perspective as Delaware· s climatologist. .. As state c limatologist. I monitor the weather and the for poor fLOW Of NATO T R OOP S I TO BOSNI A climate of the stale the force that is eventually to numbe r 60.000. Peninsula. an area th at includes part of De laware and the Debbie Heaton. chairwoman of the NATO soldiers . mainly Britis h and French. eastcm shore of . Geography professor Daniel Leathers is a teacher by day and Delaware Chapter of the Sierra Club, arc expected to be stationed in llidza. a s uburb This repon will include general climatological infonnati on Delaware's head weather honcho by night. believes that our health is a crucial of Sarajevo held by Serbs that is scheduled to and wi ll be used a~ the swdcm· s senior thesis. issue that legislators must address. revert to Mus lim-Croat control as part o f the "They need to at the whole peace accord, officials said W ednesday. The picture. We need our jobs. but we need decision. hin2in2 on whether s uitable housing our health to work.'. Heaton said. can be found - ro,:- hundreds of soldiers destined Delaware also had problems with 10 arrive here. is another s ign that a uthori ti es Lobby reform passes unanimously enforcement of reducing the amount here arc attempting to qucll · possible tro uble in of air pollutants. which Fleming said is the mos t criti cal areas of Sarajevo. crucial to meeting national standards. As for the Special Forces continge nt. which The House and Senate require lobbyists to disclose clients and contribution amounts " Delaware has always been weak at constitutes about half of the U.S. contribution BY BI LL DONOVA1 lobbying. The act provides for penalt ies of was filibustered in the Senate:· enforcement.'. she said ...but they have to A TO's advance party in B osnia. only a few Sta ff Reporter up to $50,000 for noncompliance. The last time lobbying reform was always been ve1y focused [on meeting planning-team members have entered th e deadlines.!" In a unanimous vote Nov. 29. the House The bill. whi ch passed the House by a passed hy Congrcs~ was in 19.+6. according country . Their fo rward-based headquarte rs is Fleming is ortimistic and said she of Representati ves passed the fi rst federal 42 1-0 vote. was id entical to the o ne passed to Cl,lh~ · s press re lease. In the 1950s. some not due to s tart setting up o uts ide Sarajevo until legislation in nearl y half a century to eithe r by the Senate. 98-0. in August. Castle said. senators attempted to reform the 19-+6 believes Ddaware will he able to meet this weekend. regul ate or restri ct the actions of' lobbyists. The legislati on was introduced by a Lobhyi ng Di >c lo;ure Law . which had national guidelines. The bulk of the U.S. troops earma rked for "Today we broke 50 years of gridlock in gro up of House members called the looser guidelines fo r lobby ists. but Deb Brown. of th e Delaware Bo ·nia in t hi s initi al phase are sc h edul ed to reforming the ways lobbyists o perate in th e Bipartisan Reform Team. of which Castl e is Congress took no action. c hapter of th e American Lung arrive next week. in the final few days before nation· s capital.·· Rep. Mi c hael Castle (R­ a member. In the 1960s. the Senate passed lobbying Association. agrees enforcement is the Paris signing. By contrast. more than half Del. ) said in a press release. Since the House and Senate passed the reform hut the House did not. In 1976 th e crucial and said legislation must he of the 700 U .S. troops committed to NATO's The bill redefines who lobbyists arc and hills in identical form. the measure can go House and Senate passed different hill s. but 10 ughened if Delaware wants to meet ad\'ancc party in Croat ia arc there. reflecting what they arc a ll owed to dn. A lohhyist. as directly to th e president. who has indicated the conference commillec did not vute. the national standards. the Jesse r threat,; to U .S . forces in that country. dcl"ined by the legislati on. is a person he will sign the bi ll. rather than going to a The hill passed this time because it was Brown added ... 1 think we arc e mpl oyed o r retained by a client to committee. not hogged down with amendments that slowly mak ing progress:· CLINTON PLED GES TO PROTECT influence the votin g patterns of Congress '·Any effort to significantly change this would require a conference com mittee . David Small. spokesman fur the FUNDI NG fO R AIDS PROG R AMS member>. The indi v idua l must spend at bill from \\'hat the Senate passed Castle said . Depanmenl of Natural Re>o urces and WASH! GTON President Clinton least :zn percent of hi s or her time lo bbyi ng unanimously in A ugusl could have scullled Berman said rich lohhyists 111 Environmental Control. said that each Wed nesday p ledged to prote~l funding and members of Cong ress. congressional stall lobbyi ng reform f\lr nn\1'. thi s yea r and Washington were becoming too powerful state·s goals depend on the air quality health care programs for A I DS pa11ents dunng and executi ve branch appoint ees. possibly for thi s Congres,:· Castle said. . and influential. hut that this measure should in each state. a \Vhitc H ouse conference where actJ VJSl s lrom Under the new legislati on. lo bbyists w ho Jim Taylor (AS JR). chairman of College help .. give power hack to the lillie people ... Accordim! to Small. Delaware docs around the cou ntry asked him to do m o re to rc.:cive a t least $5 .000 from any s ingle Rcpubli.:ans. said the hi-partisan nature of .. It·, an appropriate first step in taking not 1nc.:t the-standard for !!rountl-level find a cure and a vm:cine. c li ent in a six-month period and/or spend at the vote is .. terrifi c.·· adding that .. the control from the people with the money:· oztHJe. e on his ho~:Jd . pharmaceutical industry lead ers to ~ tudy ways arrested in connection with the Saturday sc.:ont.l degree and conspiracy in the second !led. poli.:e said. The victim was ahle to pmvide a license uf speed ing up the development of vacc1nes. moming rnbhc1ies of a universi ty student and degree. po li ce said . Steinfeld said he s u st::~i n ed a hump on his plate numb~r and description of the vchidc in therapeutics.- an d o l J 1 e1 · w,aye· ·~ o f .pr o tcClln""" a Hungry Howie· s delivery man. ewark According to police. Ron Steinfeld (BE head and a bruise on hi s foreann hut did not which the I~Jur suspects fled. police said. people from HIV and the infections 11 causes. Police said. FRl was walking home from a pany at I a. m. request treatment. Through funhcr investigation. police were George Collins. 20. Wl of two other 17-ye;u·-o Jd s involved in assault in the second degree and w released bcg;m to nm. kicked several times while he AlB D1ivc. Flatley said. the incidents. A4 • THE REVIEW • December 8, 1995 Herr's chips help humanity Popular snack food teams up with university Dining Services The impact o n th e campus BY DO I CASULA fro m the university communit y to c ha pter would generate more St(l/1 Rt! purtn work on local projects. specific local interest , he said , The re ' s no need to fee l gui lt y Du ane C lark, director of Dining which helps to produce a trong anymore for gobbling those fat­ Services, said Herr' s initiated the laden Herr's -munchi~s , because idea of a cooperative fund-rai ing res u It. Davis sa id he feel s the the extra calories are going to a e ffort and worked with uni ve rsit y university is a good testing ground good cause. Dinincr Se rvices to devise a new for a coope rative fund - rai s ing Between Dec. I and April 28, m a rk c~ing plan for it s products. program because all the 1996. Herr Foods, In c. and Clark es tim ates $3 ,000 to participants can benefit fro m the uni ve rsity Dining Services will $3,500 will be raised for Habi tat donat e 5 cent s to H abi tat fo r for Humanity by th e e nd of the project Humanity for every Herr' s snac k program, however, the funds have Herr ' s has contributed to food sold through the university, not yet been earmarked for any Habitat for Humanity in the pas t, sai d Tina Lane a Dining Services particular area or chapter. as well as various charitie , but offici al. H abitat for Humanit y was the arrangement with the H abita t for Hum a nit y is an mutua ll y agreed upon by Herr' s university is a '·pilot program,'' organi zation that he lps prov ide and universi ty Dining Services as Davis said. affordable housing to low-in come the recipient for the contributions If thi s program works an d the families with the l~e lp of volu nteer because the organization is response is extremely positi ve, he work and bu ilding ma terial represented b y a chapter on said , Herr ' s will con ider donati o ns. The campus c hapter. campus, said Les Davis, corporate arra nging the project agai n in led by President Aubrey Eastridge manager of Herr's Vending and other locations. (AS SR) , o rganizes vo lu nteers Food Service.

THE REV lEW I Joe Fruscione Erin Hagar (A S SR), of Phi Sigma Pi Honor Fraternity, sacrifices her blood for a good cause Tuesday during the blood drive she helped organize. DUSC goes Christmas Blood is shed by the pint shopping for needy family BY AMANDA TALLEY DUSC secretary Staci Ward (AS during the ho liday season ever) thi ng Ca.'· NeH ·."i &lit or SO) and treasurer Aimee Kreimer gets magnified.'' in Perkins Student Center Amid th e crazed pre-holiday rush, (AG JR) went shopping. she said. According to Tanj a Doty, a needy Newark family wi ll be The fami ly will receive Emmaus Ho use volunteer ho liday relieved of th e financial burden of everyth in g on their list , w hic h coordinator for the past three year. BY CATHERINE HOPKINSON blood takes abo ut an ho ur. It after hi s donation. C hris tm as wi th the help of the in cluded clothes, the games Trouble the families involved in the Adopt· .. h si.,tal/1 Enrallllll/1/t'IJI Edttor includes a medical interview. a pre­ ''It feel s good knowing that I Delaware U nd ergraduate Student and Twister, Pogs. Mighty Murphin A-Family program were once Giving blood is probably not the donation test for anemia in which a don't need the blood they ' re taking staying at the shelter and have ince hi g hest prio rity o n the ave rage finger is pricked, and a small but someone in an emergency room Congress. Power R angers action figures , The fami ly - a 29-ycar- o ld moved into a place of their own. stude nt' s li st o f things to do. phys ical which in c ludes body somewhere docs ... he said. Legos. a 35 mm camera and a used mother, a 9-year-old daughter and a Since these families arc "2ell ino c pec iall y toward the end of the temperature. pulse and blood Granger owes her career in VCR that Carper donated herself. 3-year-old son - wi ll receive gifts Ward said . The presems, includin.!! back on th ei r feet, chance a~e tha~ semester. pressure. p'hlcbotomy to a 'tife-or-death from DUSC as part of the Adopt-A­ wrapping paper. added up to a hefty paying fo r a Christma is not But :! stude nt s sacrificed their Phlebotomist Phyllis Granger said situ ation in which she reali zed the Family program. said Jacqui Carper sum of approximately $600. Carper possible,'' Carper said. "Most are time to all ow a needle to penetrate fear is the biggest obstacle students value of blood donations. When the (AS SR). communication director said. probably just making enough for 1he their ann during one of the periodic face when deciding whether to give phlebotomist' s son was fi vc years and organizer of the program for "We are hoping the kids will be bare necessities ... blood dri ves held in the Stude nt blood. The best way to c ure their old. he needed seven units of bl ood DUSC. very happy,'' Ward said. ''We went a DUSC members wi II v. rap all the Center and saved some li ves. apprehension. she said. is to come in to treat a bleeding ulcer. ''I wamed to do something in the lillie overboard at K-Mart.'' presents at thei r Christmas pany on The Bl ood Bank o f and actually donate. "Givin g blood " He's 23 now. hut wi th out people C h ris tmas s pirit." sa id Carper. Ward a lso said some DUSC Dec. 8. she said . Dclawarc/Ea !> tem Shore coll ected 82 should not be a painful expe1iencc." coming in to donate, he would have "Imagine being a child wit hout a members brought clothes from home On Dec. 13. Carper said. she will pint s o f bl ood o ver the two-day Granger said. died," Granger said . " I know that Santa Claus or presents under the for the two children. personally deliver the gi ft s to the dri ve. whi ch was sponsored by Phi Fear is involuntary for Kate hlood is a lifesaver.'' tree ... Carper selected the lucky family mother. Since the children bel ieve m Si gma Pi and the Bio logical Honor Townsley (AS SO). who passes out According 10 Rick Dumont. the Carper said this was the first year herself. She s aid she chose them Santa Claus they will not meet the Soc ie ty. according 10 Mike every time a doctor takes her blood. supervisor of the New Castl e County DUSC became involved with the because the mother, who was just hearer of their gifts. Lo ug he ry. Blood Bank "I don·t mind pain , it just grosses me Mobile Unit of the Blood Bank_ the Adopt - A-Family program. beginni ng to rebuild her life after Anonymity is a ll right wit h ··ommunications coordinator. Blood o ut." said Townsley. who did not blood collected from the drive was sponsored by the Emmaus House in her hu s band left her las t year, Carper. '· J j ust wan ted to do dri ves traditionally produce a low give blood. "I think it 's the needle.'' sent back to Newark headquarters ewark. a s helter for t ro ubl ed recent ly had her car stolen_ something nice for others who are turnout in Dece mber. he added. Others stay away not because of Tuesday a nd te s ted for various families. '·J chose this particular family not as fortunate. After all. it i!> th e because student s arc more conccmcd fear of needles but because they are diseases. including AIDS. hepatitis The fam il y provided DUSC wit h because I kn ow from experience thai time of givi ng ... with exams. un comfortable with the method of and syphilis before being separated a list of their needs and wants, and when a perso n hit s a bad streak ·' Jt could he a lo t be tter. The co ll ection . into component parts such as plasma. lllll • ers it ~ is Sb' la·rge that there is an " I just don't want to watch my red blood ce lls and platelets. untapped re>o urcc o f a lo t mo re bloo d goin g into a ,bag," said From th e re , th.e blood wi ll be people that could pa.ticipate if we Kimbcrleigh Frick (AS SO). " It shipped to area hospital. . Dumont c o uld re ach them somehoW. " freaks me out.'' ~ said_ Each pint will be used to treat Loughery said . Nathan Bright (AS SO) donates various disorders afni cting as many POT YOUR MESSAGE HERE! Despite the lo" turnout , Loughery blood four times a year despite his as four patients. This is a 2 x2 advertisement. said the Blood Bank is run so that it s light di scomfort. '·J don't like It typically takes about six to eight doe;, n·t experience s hortages. " We needles. that·s for sure ... he said. minutes to withdraw a pint of blood, Your message can be here for the low price of arc always able to n1 eet the need ... he "But they tell you th at you save G ranger sa id. The vo lume o f a said. " II just mi ght be more difficult so mcbody's life .· · person's blood is replenished within only $25.001 (Local rate) in th e winter time ... Vincent D' Adamo (AS SO) said 24 hours . It takes another 56 days for The entire process o f donating he experienced a sim il ar satisfacti on the red cell count to return to normal. For more information, call us at 831- 1398 or

stop by our office at 250 Student Center (On Test your knowledge. Call today. Academy Street, outside of the Scrounge). Business and 1-800-DIABETES ..l.. a program of Economics alumni -.American Diabetes Association. honored with award GOING OUT OF BUSINESS . BY SHARON DAVIS Firs t Maryland Bancorp tn Sra}/ Rt'JWrfl'r Baltimore . The Co ll e ge o f Bus iness and Th e university' s business Eco no mic !> recently honored four 20 % OFF EVERY BOOK department has a " very good. univers ity alumni as the 1995 reali stic assessment of what the in stock, not to be combined with any other offer. recipients of the college' s Alumni business community will require of Award of Excellence. its students ... said Lipstcin. who is a MANY BARGAIN BOOKS ARE The annual award was presented partner with the accountin~ firm to Brian L. King. Robert J. Lipstcin. KPMG Peat l'vlarwick. He graduated Joseph R. Schmucklcr and Scoll R. from the coll ege with an a~co unting 25% OFF 50% OFF 75% OFF Somerville. degree in 1977. '·S tudents who come The award. established in 1991 out of Delaware tend to do very we ll N. Y.T. BESTS ELLERS by the College of Bus iness and and have appropriate expectations in SELECTED CHILDREN'S TITLES MANUFACTURER'S Econo mic' Alumni Association. the business world ... recogni zes alumni who have He allributes a lot of his success SUGGESTED LIST PRICE. exhibited excellence in business and to his experie nce a s the first pcr, onal accompli,hments. said president of Beta Alpha Psi. the Joyce Hart. ass istant dean of the un iversit y's accounting ho no r college. soc iety. Coordinating the first year' s VOLUME II BOOKS ··we noticed that we had some eve nt s fo r the society had a big really significant alumni who have tmpac t on him. in being persistent 58 E. MAIN ST. 368 - 8660 been witTl the college." she said . "It and learning to deal with people. he ------· ------=-:~------_j \Va ~ decided that thi s would be an said opportunity to rccogniLc some of •••••••••••••••••••••••••• •••• Somerville. who graduated • •• THE UNIVERSITY FACULTY SENATE COMMITTEE ••••• •• opr alumni and al so hopefully usc Magna Cum Laude with a n • • them as a way to inspire some accounting degree in 1976. currentl y • ON GRADUATE STUDIES •• current >ludcnts ... is a partner and the head of the tax • • The criteria for the award in clude division of Arthur Anderson • • c•Jntribution to the business field Limited Liability Partners hip in • announces an • and community. career ac hie vement Baltimore. • • and commitment to excellence. Han Schmucklcr grad uated with a • • said . degree in business administration • • Pa,l recipients include Gov. and financial mana!!cment in 1982. • 0 p E N H E A R I N G • Thomas R. Carper and s tate He is th e first nun-Japanese person • • Treasurer Janet C. Rzcwnicki. both lobe executive managing director of • • of whom received the award in Nomura Securities lnten;~llional Inc. • • 1991. Somerville and Schmucklcr were • to discuss a proposal ") was very pleased and honored • • unavailable for comment. • • that the alumni of the business The recipients o f the award arc • • school took the effort to re..:ognize chosen a ft er Coll e!!c of Business • TO GRANT PERMA~ENT STATUS TO THE M.S. AND PH D DE • the conlrihution of graduates ... said and Economics alut'nni and fa cu lt y • IN ECONOMICS . . GREES • King. who graduated fro m the make no minations. Hart said . • • university in 1969 with a bachelor Names and informat ion arc then se nt • • or science degree in b usiness to the Alumni Award Se lection • Monday, December 18, 1995 • administration. Committee. The applicants arc • • After graduating al 24. he had the reviewed and a decis ion is made • 4:00 PM, 004 Kirkbride • distinction of being the youngest based upon the criteria fo r the • • dean ever appointed to the College award. she said : Copies of the proposal are .ava~lable for r e view in_the Department of Economics (406 Pur • of Bu siness and Economics. He is • Morns Library, and the Umversity Faculty Senate Office (219 M Dne ll Hall), the Reserve Section of : currently the senior vice president of • • • c owell H all) • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ••••••••• ••••• December 8, 1995 • THE REVIEW • AS

TWICE THE All Americans will be obese ~~~ within 250 years, report says BY NIKKI TOSCANO facility. intentions !behind sin tax and SraJI R£'J)orta " If yo u put an added tax on increased insurance premiums] a re SAt.\E L~ YR\tE. Fat: A simple word to describe somet hin g, usually yo u see a good, a lot of people use home a ll Americans in the year 2230. decline in con sumpti on,'' Foreyt exercise equipment o r ru n o n thei r Two obesit y experts fro m the s aid. "You could use the money ow n and they shouldn't be Baylor College of M ed ic in e i n from the tax on jogging trails, but I penalized for that." H o u s ton predicted that in 235 don't know if In 1990, the most recent figure years, I 00 percent of U.S. adults would do i l. ,. available, 33 percent of Americans w ill be overweig ht , reported The This idea appears to be a were overweight. Lancet. a medi ca l journ al , i n a conscientious effort toward weight Obesi ty is reached when a recent issue. loss as a w ho le. However, perso n exceeds hi s o r her body John Foreyt and Ken Goodrick in c reased emphasis on mass index, a person's weight of the Nutrition Research Clinic at consu mpti on co ntrol could be relative to the square of his or her Baylor calculated the figure by difficult to impleme nt if it i s height. us ing res ult s from the Nati onal regarded as a threat to individual A ccording to the federa l Health and utriti on Exam Survey freedom or as an interference in government's standard of the hody conducted every I 0 years s ince f rce trade. mass index , Foreyt explained, 1960. Foreyt and G oodrick Carol yn Manning, associate people become "overweight'' when esti mated the I 00 percen t mark professor of nutrition , said, "The their actual weight is 20 percent will be reached in 235 years if the focus of weight loss should be on more than the ideal body weight percentage or ove rweight prevention. rat her than treatment. for th ei r height. Americans continues to inc rease at "With treatment. the s uccess Only one-fifth of the population • th e same rate as it has since 1960. rates are poo r and few peo ple engages in healthy exercise and as N6w' lv£SDAY5 ANt> FRtt>AY 5 \N Both men suggest placing a "sin actually keep the weight off." the population ages, the prevalence tax·· on all foods tha t have added Greg Lewis, a recent universi ty o r activity can be expec t ed to fat and increasing in s urance graduate. expressed his opi ni on decline. Foreyt and Goodrick THE REVIEW premiums for any citizen who does concerning the artic le and its reported. not report regularly to an exercise predictions. " While I believe the ***************************************** *t Kirkbride tree lit for holidays

* BY J ACK BANEY sang caro ls such as "Jingle Bells ... was great - lots of fun ." * Stc~IJ Rt'portt'r "Frosty the Snowman,'· " Deck the University secretary Ella de * About 25 swdents. faculty and Halls,'' '·Joy to the World,.. "Silent Courcelle, who graduated from the * faculty children gathered outside ight". and "Come All Ye Faithful. .. university in 1962. said she always * Kirkbride Hall Wednesday night to Though university president enj oyed Christmas tree lightings as a * turn on the white lights decorating a David Roselle was not specifically student. * pine tree. invited by Circle K, according to " It was a big deal.'' she said. "The * The lighting, sponso red by the Ashwani C howdary (AS FR) fr om uni versi t y c horal group used to * student service organization Circle the organization, some of the event' s come out to sing." * K in conjuncti on with the Perkins participants th ought he might arrive Chowdary aid the st udent group Student Center. was part of a long­ to help light the tree. plans to s ing carols at Newark * standing uni versity tradition. After about IS minutes of Manor. a nursing home. before the * Ted Rubble man from Red C lay caroling without Roselle, however, end o f the semester. * Valley Circle. an ad ult service the task fel l upo n Pa trick and According to Rubbleman. Circle * organization which sponsors Circ le Michael Kerrane. the children of K also plans to sponsor a night o f * K. s aid the event wa a s uccess uni versity honors program employee television Christmas specials in the * des pite a li gh ter turnout th an in Katharine Kerrane. Perkin s Cen te r Rodney Ro o m * previous years. The turnout may Both c hildren said they enjoyed to mo rrow night. * have been affected by the C!lristmas the event and their part in making it "We'll be playing ' The Grincl1.' * tree· s recent move from in front of a success. ' Frosty the Snowman'- all the * the Morris Library. he said. "This is the first year we·ve come good ones.'' he said. * Before lighting the tree. the group to the lighting:· Katharine said. "It * * Diversity workshop offered to !* break down stereotypes

* BY DONI I. CASULA construction workers. as well as awareness and effectiveness in * STa/1 Rc'JWrfa healing the emotional wounds that dea ling with a multi-ethnic student * An eclectic group of univers ity resu lt from discrimination. body and community. * students and faculty came together The workshop stemmed from the Assistant profes or Betty Weir. a * M onday m o rning to explore uni versity's concerns about sexism, workshop participant, said she finds : diversity-related issues and expose homophobia and discrimination that in academia, "people tend to get damaging stereotypes in a half-day against people of co lor and the ho led up in their own little world.'' * workshop. disabled. said Di versity Education She said the workshop helped her be * The workshop. the last o f seven Task Force Chair Cecily Sawyer aware of what might offend another this se mester s ponsored by the Harmon. cu ltural group. * Diversity Education Task Force and The participant>. which included Nancy Yarnell , a book tore * the Center for Teaching University Bookstore employees. a records technic ian , said the * EITectivencss this semester. foc used member of high-level management. workshop, titled '·Welcoming and * on breaking down stereotypes about a professor and a handfu l o r Appreciating Diversity." increased * varrou s groups inc luding gays. s tud ents, shared their p e rso nal her to lerance for her son' ''strange" * racial minori tie s and even experiences of discrimination and sense of style . '·] guess I leamed that * mistreatment. you can't judge the cover of the They dealt with less-recogni zed book until you look in ... minority g roups such as liherals and For those who attended type-A personalities. as well as Monday·s seminar. another more common rss ues like workshop is being offered Dec. 13 discri mination against African­ as a fol low- u p. The day-long Americans and women. program is titled ··conflict Some audience members. such as Management: Finding the Common the bookstore employees and the Ground."' and will also take place in students , said they at tended the the Collins Room. workshop in the Collins Room of At least seven similar work shops the Perki ns Student Center to fulfi ll will be offered in the Spring a professional or academ ic Semester. according to Harmon. She req u i remenl. said the workshops were organized The professor. on the other hand. to .. promote a feeling of harmony at WOMEN'S said s he ca me to increase her the university:·

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I A6. THE REVIEW • December 8, 1995 Golfers controversy continued from page A I " He s uggested that I' m a lesbian and that I ' m ge tting a divo rc e ." with Helmhreck and Wright. The other He lmbrec k said. '·HI was , then I report t.: a mc from Wright 's mo uth wo uld tell everyone. I wo uldn ' t be during a co nversation he had in a bar ashamed. ret.:ently with fo rme r Sl write r Da n '·People lie beca use the y need Jenkins. po wer," Helmbreck said of Wright's 1l1i once and for all ~: ru s h ed do ubts personal atta..:ks on her character. from the publit.: or the media abo ut She c laime d that if s he were Helmbreck's credibility. di shonest. she could no t have kept her Helmbreck re me mbers th e deta il s job as a journa li st for 12 years . .. l f of the enco unter vividly. you are a lia r, yo u are dead in thi s "A heavy-s et m a n with a thi c k business." she said. British act.:ent walked in." Helmbreck Helmbreck maintains that the o nly s aid o f the time s he w as firs t thing that upset her abo ut Wright's intro duced to Wrig ht. during he r att acks were concerns for her family. intervie w w ith C huck Will. a CBS "The reason I'm insulted is because sports analyst. "He j ust ans we red a if I were a lesbian, I'd be unfaithful to questio n tha t I h a d aske d Will. my hu sband." she said. " I' m not an t.:ompletely unsolicited." unfaithful person. and I'm not a liar. After recogni z ing Wri g ht as a ''M y j o b is jus t to re peat wha t pro minent C BS a na lyst w he n he happened.'' she said. "I was just doing walked into the trailer. her att enti on my job.' ' shifted away fro m Will for a moment. Other members of the jo urnalism Interested in s peaking to Wrig ht community have strong opinio ns abo ut after her session wi th Will . Helmbreck the accusations regard ing Helmbreck's arranged an interview with hi m ri ght in credibility. the same CBS trai ler in which she had Milton Kent, sports media critic of been in before. The Baltimore Sun. is fa miliar with the Helmbreck said she was invited into story and its natio nal attention. Wright's secti on of the C BS traile r and '·She did w ha t a ny resp o n s ible sat d o wn w ith the door o pen ri g ht reporter does," Kent said, "she stuck behind her. by her convictions. " W e m e t in a p rivate o ffi ce,'' '·Wri g ht and CBS acte d H e lmbreck said o f the 20- minute irrespo ns ibly." he added . ''I d o n ' t interview, in which she did not use a conde mn him fo r wha t he a id; I do tape recorder. " People were walking in conde mn him for lying about it .'' and out the whole time. Jouma li sts closer to Helmbreck also "He said that he was going out on a expressed their support for her. limb," s he said. ''He said th a t '·J think it was a ppropriate ." said lesbi ani sm o n the [LPGA] tour was Jo hn Sweeney, public editor o f The hurting sponsorship. At that point, he News J o urn a l, o f He lmbreck 's also asked that something else not go coverage of the interview. on the record . If he tho ught the who le De nnis J ack son , a j o urn a lis m interview was off the record. the n he profe ssor at the uni versity who once wo uldn' t have asked for [anything] not taught Helmbreck, was confident in hi s to be ... fa nner stndent's accuracy. Wri!!ht, after his state m e nts had " ! think that th e j o urn a li stic been r;po rted. said that Helmbrec k community did no t com e to her · lied about his comment s and that the protection as we ll as I wanted it to ... · e ntire intervie w was o ff the record. Jackson said. ··she' s a reporter with accordin!! to Helmbreck. integrity a nd guts. I th ink s he ' s Not o~l y did Wright then proceed to re porting what Ben Wright said ." d price $82.00 411 College Square Shopping Center call Helmbreck a liar, he also attacked Carhartt Arctic Coat shown suggeste her personal life. 302-731-4550 Forbes lecture continued from page A I swee p away n early ever y combina ti o n of red ta pe a nd taxes The University Faculty Senate Committee on Student and Faculty Honors seeks individuals willing to school] because there w ill be othe r that stra ngle the inner city." he said. identify faculty members and/or graduate teaching assistants who merit the 1995-1996 Excellence in mothe rs in the same positio n.' ' ··we [ wo ul d b e] m a k in g it v ery Fo rbes a lso mentioned a type of e nticing to bring jobs. a nd take ri ks Teaching Awards, as well as faculty who merit the 1995-1996 Excellence in Undergraduate Academic Ho mestead Act for inner o i~ y public o n the.s,e areas of the country.'' , hous in!!, under whi ch te na nt s wo uld Link said he hadn't pla nned fo r Advising Awards. Forms are available at the main desk at Perkins Student Center, department he in cl1 arge o f their own buildings. Fo rbes to m a ke a n a ppeara nce in offices, and in the Faculty Senate Office (219 McDowell Hall). H e c ncoura2:e d the act "to put th e c lass Tuesd ay . It was o nl y the respo nsibility back in the hands of Friday be fo re w he n he received a the reside nt s.'' te lephone call fro m the c hairman of Busi nesses could he e ncouraged the Re publican State Committee. Forms are also available on the Web! to e nte r inner c it ie to boost the •·1 think he wanted a fo rum.' ' Link To access on-line forms, check .. What's rtew" on Delaware's home page or struggling economics there. Fo rbes said. He estima ted that despite the added . sho rt notice. an additi onal 75 people For Teaching Awards, point your web client at att e nded hi s 9: 30 a .m . c lass of 250 " Y o u n eed w h a t are c a lled http://www.udt~Lt~du/lynam/facsfln/ flinthtml · enterpri s ing zones. ' w he re yo u students. For Advising Awards, . point your web client at http://www.udt~Lt~du/lynam/facsfln/t~uaaa.html

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\ ' A:10 . THE REV IEW . December 8, 1995 Panhellenic Council honors Memorial plaque stolen professor with tea and biscuits from ROTC building BY STEPHA 1IE KING Fit z patrick was prese nted a " It gives us a chance to s h ow Stuff Rq >ort~•r plaque by the two students who had fa c ulty o ur appreciati o n." said BY ROD HOSFORD o f hardwood. program meant to their son ... ~; Ten sororities gathered Tuesday nominated him. Kirsten Kuhn (AS SR). Panhe llenic Sta}f Rt•portl!r It s valu e to the Legate famil y, f&f refreshments and small ta lk in He '·goes beyond the basics and community service chair. The Le!!ates estab li s hed an A s ign honori ng a deceased however. is immeasurable. tile Collins R oom o f the Pe rkins easi ly grasps the attention of hi s The sorori ties were allowed to a nnual $1.000 scho lars hip in the ir uni versity alumnus was stolen from Legates died in a training S'tudent Center to show facu lt y their c lass with hi · exciting s ty les and nominate up to three professors for son 's name fo r the Army ROTC in o ut side Mechanical Hall, the Army accident at Fort Dix. N.J. , in 1993. appreciation and ho no r th e ir favorite methods.'· Jenn Yarhol (ED SO), of the award. Individua l sisters were 1993. ROTC building, some time between said Erik Hilbe rg. a cadet batta li on profes ors. Phi Sigma Sigma sorority. said. given the chance to nominate their Hilberg said the parents had not 6 a.m . Friday and II :30 p.m. commander at the uni versity. "The t;'fhe Panhe ll e ni c Counci l 's ··w e did no t have any exams. favorite professors and thank th e m yet been notified of th e theft. ''I am Saturday, University Police said. sign was dedi cated by hi s parents as Faculty Tea. a recently established in stead we gave o ral presentations as well as recogni ze th e m for just hoping to get the ign back. If The s ign was dedicated in the a memorial in hi s ho no r:· P.anhellcni c traditio n was he ld a nd participated in group projects. everything th ey do. we can' t get it bac k soon. we will s pring of 1993 as a m e m o rial to Hilberg said th e memo rial was -Jl.uesday afternoo n to ho l) o r the H e is far fro m the average-born The no min a ti o ns were th e n have to notify the m.'' Richard Legates, a 1987 graduate of frequentl y v isi ted by Legates· uni ve rs it y's m ost o ut stand in g teac her. Not o nl y is he an examined by a Panh e lleni c Anyo ne with informatio n about the university and the ROTC parent s and fellow graduates. pro fessors. o ut s tanding teac he r but he 's committee consi ting of C hri s Cook. the sign is asked to contact Hilberg. program. 'T ve seen parents turn agai nst the ' Dr. Josep h Fit~:patrick of the understanding and easy to talk to o n coordinator o f Greek affairs; ''Anonymity will be guaranteed,"' The sign 's estimated value. milita ry w hen something like this department o f education " ·as given a personal basis also:· Allyson Rhatican. president o f the Hilberg said. "We would prefer not accordi ng to Capt. Jim Flatley of happe ns.'· said retired Army Sgt. the award for the most o utstandim! . Terriann Szeliga ( ED SR) of Panhellenic Counc il and Kuhn . to press c ha rg e s if the s ign i Public Safety, is more th an $1 ,500. M aj . J o hn Bigham , referring t o professor this year. - Alpha Chi Omega sorority said. The com mittee looked at the returned promptly ... It is a blue s ign. approximatel y 4 Legates· d eath. '·But they didn ' t. (···r am surpri sed a nd delighted:· "Fitz patric k 's warm , caring a nd no minati o n lette rs, talked to the feet by 6 feet in size and constructed They unders tood ho w muc h thi s P"it z patric k sa id . ··Jt is a great knowledgeable trait s are ones that I sisters who nominated professors aC'i:ompli shme nt "he n you make a want to upho ld . He has inspired me and talked to each pro fe ssor 's difference with your s tud e nt s. to be the best teacher I can be:· department head before it c hose the E' eryday I ' m th a nkful that m y The tea included ente rtainment wtnner. sfTi dent s arc 20in2 o ut there t o provided by the a cappella group b~come tea c h er~... - G o lden Blues. ~ · Read The Review. It's cool.

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Do your share. graduate Brandy Schofield said she enjoys goin g to Main Street becausj: 1 it i, a meeting place where s he i~ : gu.Hantccd to see so meone ~he; : For 30 ways to help the environment, write Earth Share, kn ows. ., , She and seve ral teena<>ers in the · 3400 International Drive ,NW, Suite 2K (AD4), e ,,,..1 audience expla ined. however, that Washington, DC 20008. the} felt unwelcome on Mai n St reet-, Earth Share b y hu-,inc~~es. cwark P o licen ad ult ~ in the community and. 1•ni vc rsit y ~ tudent s. ." .. Just becau se we don ' t hav'e ' ------~------~ . 1."1 money tn spend 111 the stores doesn't mean we' rc not a vital part o f th ~ ; community, .. Schofield said ,, She then asked the questi on tha{'.' s~cme d to be o n the minds of the 30' • Newark tcc na!!c r s who were in ­ attendance at th~ forum: .. Where arc ' we supposed to !!or -· '- I'• Jam · n & Java in Newark Shopping Cente r i> o ne place, sh;; ; said. citing a hangout popular with . teens in the area who come to drink coffee. share poetry. play cards and hoard games. and li sten to the live music presented nightly. But the pane lists and audie n ~ agreed that th e coffeehouse is n, t enough and a n o ther hangout ;s clear!} needed. :: Robertso n explai ned w l ~ teenage r s fee I the need f ' r someplace to rcla~ ...They're at an age where thcy ·re trying to bre :k free . ~ "They need a halfway place. ia communi ty p lace where they can explore and feel like they're on thelr mv11. but still can go ho me at night :"· The panelists explo red the idea of a teen rccrcat io n center that wou:.ld he open late a t ni!!ht and have' a regular 'chedule of ;vents. ' Schofield suggested a variety of activities inc luding film showings. poetry readin\!.,. video oames and ...... ;:: putgpong. Robert ·on ~aid building such a recreati on cent er is .. o nl v a dream .. ri!!ht nm1 hccau,c o f lack of fundino a 1~d location. "' ··As more people hccomc aware KNOW THE CODESM of the need for safe alternati ve space> for ~id s to he more on their own ... he ~a id . .. the more we have the pm;.ihility ot gett ing !further! ommm support for the building ... One teenager in the audience 611.111 addre~sed his fee ling that police and adults in ge nera l do no t re s pec t teen~ and as<.umc they arc all mo tro ublemaker . .. Whoever is >cen a having more m one) 1S ;.ccn as having more ri g ht ;. ... the hoy said. "Teens can' t possibl) function in that kind of setting. Jam ·n & J ava manager Ka y Bcehncl disagreed. ''The youth po pulation is strong eno ugh to prove the authori ti es wron!! ... she said. Robertson 'aid tl~e forum op~ ned some door-, hec·au .sc it gave people an opportunity to hear e:Jc lt other. You are:~ . n 0 t a mooch. But when .. [' m hoping we can make the coming together of different generations something that h:Jppcn llHll c often ... he said . a hole in your pocket renders you changeless,

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JEERS ... •' ... to ew Hampshire for a decidedly un-chumly attitude 111 the ,.. presidential primary affair. Big babies. , ... to the GOP candidates for pandering to the Hampshire faction and / 0 .', avoiding Delaware in their preliminary campaigns. /' 1- , ... to the university Board of Mustces for its short-sighted. ill-justified \ . :, denial of employee benefits to domestic partners of same-sex faculty . . GAftV'""'" ... to the Republican Congress for forcing the s hutdown of the federal CEISE" __, 'government last month. (And to quell any lingering doubts as to whose ,.,.o - t..ARlt'r',_ . fau lt it was: Bob Dole appeared on "Face the Nation" las t weekend and 60~ >4 .• said. of the potential December 15 s hutdown, "We did that a lready. We 1" made our statement.") ---- 0 ... to the big. blue. gender-dysphoric c hicken for messing around with , . the U.S. Navy at a time - Veteran's Day - when a little respect was - -- in order. <> .. . to Dining Services for another semester of too few (and too high­ .--:' priced) healthy and vegetarian food choices, Precambrian-era Scrounge _ sandwiches. and, shall we say. selective service. To name just a tiny -- \ n \ / example. it would be nice to have just one server at the Allegro Pasta ·Bars who knows the names of the different shapes and sizes of pasta. ·wHAT? She wanted usrto give the girl a good old-fashioned TUCK-in? ·~ - -to CBS ews for its craven buckling to cancerous corporate pressure in deciding not to run its powerful indictment of the tobacco industry. , ... to lnformation T echnologies for cutting the number of machines for '· use in Smith Hall. Movie violence not to blame for idiots' actions ... to the Morris Library for rais ing the cost of photocopies. A token booth clerk was severely burned nonetheless. such horrible movie iolence. CHEERS ... in Brooklyn recently. But don'l blame 1he 1wo Real-life vio lence whic h "Cut every TV cord and darken perpelralors who set him on fi re. No . paralle Is movie violence sticks every theater. ome people seem to . ... to the City of ewark for the lates t s tep toward getting u s a real. They were merely imitating a movie. ou1 like a sore lhumb. think,.. said Mr. Valenti . ··and the ',L fully functional commuter rail s tat1on . (We're sti ll not holding o ur I find il difficult to believe that sane men Therefore. it is an easy target fo r surly slreets will become tranquil.'' 'breath, though.) wou ld sq uirt flammable liquid into a wken th e morality police. But i1 is To blame a movie for real-li fe •, · ... to Hens football for a helluva season. and a lso ... booth and set it on fire. impossible 10 deny that any violence is so ludicrous and so • ... to university students for their increased attendance at sporting I find it even harder 10 believe lhal a movie ad uh who imilates a movie was threalening 10 the entenainmenl events this semester. - "Money Train .. - caused them 10 do it. a lime-bomb waiting lo explode. industry that I fear the media. too. Psychological researchers c lai m thi s i not Any child who imitates a movie mighl be blamed for violence on ... to Bill Watterson for 10 wonderful. g iggly years of "Calvin and on ly possible. but likel y. may be the vic1im of negl igent Throwing Stones the streets. " Hobbes." Psychologists usc th e term ·'priming .. 10 parems. Brian Glassberg Driven by that fear. I offer thi _, ... . t o the Faculty Senate for making the enormously t alen ted refer to an excited state occurring when the Of course parents can·l be disclaimer: The title of my weeki) Professional Theater Training Program a permanent fixture on campu s. mind is bombarded with persuasive images with their ch ildren 24 hours a '------' column. ''Throwing Stones, .. is ... to the univers ity for coming through with a reasonable Plan B for -good or bad. They claim it was thi s excilcd day. but you ce rtainly can·l blame the mcam 10 be sy mbolic. ll is derived from 1he • ·student theater: the renovation of Pearso n Hall. stare which may have caused the dislurbingly filmmaker. saying that "people who live in gla s houses ' '... to everyone involved 111 the Carpenter Sports Building late ni g ht violent incident in Brooklyn. Perhaps parents need to pay more al!elll ion shouldn't throw stones." ··what we found. prelly consistently in 10 the ratings of film s. The MPAA rates films "Throwing Stones .. is not imendcd 10 he an '' programming. This alternative to weekend d1 inking was long overdue. work over a I 0-ycar period. is thal if you according 10 1heir level of sex and violence. endor emen! o f actual stone-throwing. Th e , And where else can you hear Bill Werde sing love songs? depict scenes of gross violence to people and Parents typically allow children to go to a Rniell' a nd Brian Glassberg regret any ,,., . . to the university s tudents who participated in the Million Man subseq uently give them reaso n 10 be PG -ratcd movie un al!ended. PG. however. incidents of malicious 10ne throwing \\ hich March 111 Washington , D.C. (and the Million Man March Jr. on aggressive. provoke them in some way. they means "parenlal guidance is suggested:· Too may have occurred following the reading of ,, campus) for their initiative and resolve to work toward solving the respond more aggressively than people who o ften. pa rents lack the lime - or the this column. problems that face Black America. Bro thers s upporting sisters is a haven·! been exposed to the materi al." said motivation - 10 pos itively guide their Consequently, "Throwing Sl ones" i~ welcome phenomenon. Ru ssell Gecn. a professor of psychology at children. But when !hal chi ld commits some hereby rem oved from the pages of The the University of Mi ssouri. in sane act. 1he parent is likely to blame a Re1 ·iel1' . ... to the pan~lists and audience of The Review's forum on affirmative I don·! question thi s re search. Sure. people movie. or song, or lalk show. action. We're proud to have sponsored this public debate, and we hope might respond more aggre ·s ivcl y after seeing An "R'' rating means ··restricted viewing:· to do more of the same in the future . a violent movie . although the opposite seems and as most of us know, 1hi is a joke. Jus1 _ ... to President Clinton for his unrelenting support of the peace 111 just as likely 10 me. about evei·y child under the age of 17 has seen Since this is my last column . I would like Bosnia (and just for demonstrating unrelenting support of something). But a movie leads a perso n 10 li ght an R-rated mov ie illegally. to thank a few people. ... to J eff "D.J. Ak" Akala for bringing to the helm of the Newark someone on firc'1 Who's to blamc'1 The parcnls (or the To my fam ily. for living with a liberal. AACP his sense of reason. his intelligence. and his willingness to After all. millions o f people ha ve seen movie !healers) arc to blame. Surely not the To The McCanns. for hcing a second "Money Train" and there have hccn so few filmmaker. family . listen. incidents. " I darcsay 1hcse arc people who. if A movie is provided for cntcrtai nm ent. To Denise. for wanting to read m y ... to the university for its decision to re n ovate the art buildings on you jostled lhem on !he street. would do The public. as a whole. decides which movies columns: and for ~lruggling wilh me . : _campus. Sure. the temporary squeeze is a nuisance. but the e nd result is somet hing evil." c lai ms Jack Valellli. fil their delinilion of entenainmcnl. It is the To Hcalher. for inspiring, Ji,lening. , ·, worth it. president of the Motion Picture Association job of adults 10 pro1ec1 c hildren . when underslanding: and for helping me cope with '' ... to Dining Services for keeping u s awake with that pr1nce of of America. necessary. chaos. " beverages, the Cappuccino Blas t. !1 is difficul! to igno re the parallels Frustration is at the hcan of movie induslry Finally. 10 my readers. for engaging in :·: ... to campus radio station WVUD for their continuing support of local between movie violence and real-life crilics. Always blame the messenger. l! 's thought al leasl once a week. violence. When o ne kid died and two o1hers ironic. really. lha! " Money Train" itself was I hope I made the agony of decision­ /:music with the CD they released this semester. "Scare Your were injured imitating a scene from "The imitating a real-life incident. making so imense thm yo u could only escape , R oommate ." Program:· 1hc world wok no1icc. --we didn'l go in there thinking. ·whal by thinking . ... to Info rmation Technologies for expanding hours of usc in the The chi ldren were lying down on the w hat be a cool way to blow up a to ken • Harrington Site till 2 a.m .. and for accounting- free e-mail on Copland. )Cllow line in the middle of the road at night. boolh '1 ... said an anonymou> person Bri<111 Glassberg is a colllmllist for The Re' iew. Thr(Hrittg S1011es ll ·illnot at'Jiear agai11 . S<•Jul ·i' ... finally. to all university community members who took the time to As a result of seeing the movie. apparent ly. assoc iated wilh the movie. They took lhc idea the chi ldren were injured or killed. from newspaper articles and interviews with re. in th e rniudJe o f the game ·> [f \\'e writer for Th e Rnicw. wrote !hi ; is !he way lhings work in free- wou ldn ' t play a poker game under 1ho s~ seme,ler concerned the Na1ional market capitalism. the way of circumstann·s. why would we Ji,e under Send all LC11ers to 1hc Editor to: ' ' tho'e circutll>tanccs'l Th e Re1·ie" · E nd owme nt fur the Arts. a nd the world out si de government. wh) it should be abolished. The academia and Cuba. AJ,o. ignoring lhc law ha dangerou' : l 250 Student Center Newark DE. 19716 level of ronlro\'ersy over this A brief side nole: Everyone con\l.'quenc~' After all. the Sla!ement s. " \Vc Alln: Lcllcrs 10 1he Editor see mingly common-sense talk> aboul term litnil s for can ignore til l' Constilution's prohihi1ion of proposi ti on is especial ly politicians. How a bout th e NEA .. and "I can ignore 1h c Ia'' s again>l Or send e-mai I lcllcrs 10: frig l1l c ning when you consider mandated --rurlough s .. for murder" have th e exact same justification. [email protected]. You must irll'lude phone numbers for confirmation. that another edito ri alisl opined on The Right Side profess'o rs? Make them lake a Bt,! h are grounded in a fundamental suc h mauers as anal sodomy wit h Pa ul Smith Jr. job in the pri vale sector for a dim~>pcc! for the law. and if yo u accept 11ne. Jes us Ch ri st. and whet her or no! year or so occasionally'' This th e oth er ha' 10 follow logically. Othcrwi. c ·'. ., Columnists the Pope is a pen·en. and prelly wou ld work 10 make sure a blatant ctl nlradiclion resulls. ,., much got away wilh it. professors don't lo se touch "ith the way the The EA is cl.:arl) un constilutional. and One rcspondcnl asked who I wa' to say rea l world works. as lhis one apparently ha'. lhct eforc it i' an illegal act of govcrnmenl to The Review is seek ing regular editoria l columni sts for Winte r what was and wasn·l wonhwhik an. I'll be and would improve our education as a resull . take lax money from us in order to fund it. Session and Spring Semeste r. Articulate. o pinionated university members the fir st 10 ad mil my interes t i n art is Another response 10 my anicle stated we The government is breaking the laws the please contact Gary Geise at 83 1-277 1 or gggeist @udel.edu. ext remely limilccl . (My favorite pai r11in g of cou ld ignore the facl thai lhe NEA is Amcrican people imposed on it. and is now all time is the one wi1h lhc clogs playing un co nstilutional. The best re sponse lo thi s laking their money in order to do it. We arc poker.) But why should some government line o f reasoning J' ,·e ever heard came in pa yi ng for the governmcnl In cxcrci>c bureaucral - whose claim 10 that posil ion is powers we expressly forbade them lo ha,·c! The Review po litica l con ncuions- be mak in g !hal (Thi' panicular rant deals with far more than same dccision ·J Wh y should a po lit ical hack The way to tell if ju~ l 1he 1 EA . keep in mind. I! a!. o applies Editor in C hi ef: Jimmy P. Miller Assistant Features l•:ditors: make it instead of a pri,·ate citizen'' to ed ucatit1n. welfare. regulation of pri\'alc Executive Editor: l-k:uhcr rvtoorc Kan:n Saln1an..,ohn :vl y answer is lha! he shouldn ' t. The on ly tran,actiom. 'iolations of the I st. 2nd. 4th. ~ l a n ag in~ Features Editors: Ton' Prado person who should make that decision is the something is truly and 'ilh Amendments. among counties I ' Jo~ Me De' 111 Assistan t r'1ews Editors: ' Lauren Murphy person bu yin g the piece of an. whether that othcr> . The li-;1 is seemingly endless.) ;, Li so lntrahonola f\laru1gi ng, Nc"'s Editm-s: I>a, ·..: Nc'' su m ' person is a museum curator. inu ivid ual an worth doing is to l.e!·s recap. I) People should make their /' Ashk'• Grov Assis tant Ph otography Editor: m1 n decision' inslead of passing lhem 1m 10 April i·klmcr collector. or what ever. Governmc nl should Chnstim: Fulkr nol take money from somebody and usc it to so me facele>' political hack in a government Leanne M1l way Assistant Sports Ed it nrs: let the market Editori al Editor: Poul Fain job. 2) If >omething is wort h doing. Don Clar~ fund an he is nol interested in paying for. Cop)' Desk C hi ef: Gory Geise Dan Stcinh..:n.! Another person. a university professor. someone in the free market will do il. so we ; ~ Photograph)' Editor: Aliso Colley 1 Cnpy Editnrs: decide don 't need the go\'crnmcnt to do il. 3) We :· i\lanaging Spurts Editor: M1chad Lewis t-c>pondcd by listing al l the activi ties the 1 Dana Giardina Bill Jaeec·r NEA engages in. That· s fine. I' II ag ree wit h musl have rc·>pccl for lhe law (and a law Art Editor: Slew Myers Mor~ loll) To!') ~~~r~el Assistant Art Editor: Kan:.n Carnegie Erin Ruth Brvan Va.r~o e\eryt hing on that list. bul it still doesn·l Waller William' s speech here sponsored hy wo t!h respecting ) if our society is 10 Graph ics Ed itor: Devin H ~rncr­ Scninr S taff Rcpur.tt' rs: ._ Young Americans for Freedom back in fun cti on. Entcrtainmcnt Editor: Lara M. Zciscs prove the NEA fulfi ll s a necessary function . li Crai2 L. Blac~ (Or a Constitutional o ne. but we' ll come Ouober. The. e are the th ree poinls most appli cable Fe~tun"S Editor: Chtis Gre~n i\1olfv Hu! ~tn.., S ports EditHr: Eric H.:i sler IJeh w~,1r back to that one.) He asked if members nf th e audience in the debat,· over lhe NEA. a nd they ',-' News t:ditnrs: Advertising DircctHr: Ta111ara L. Denlinger The fact is. if the NEA didn·l perform wou ld play a card game in whi ch Hoyle's provide an ncellent summary of the overall . Peter Bothum Kristin Collin:-. 1 llus inl·ss l\ l ana~crs: co n c ltli.!Ssagc . L• Sharon Grahcr Derek Hoo11er those worthwhile funrlions. someo ne else rules kept !! ha nging. --would you play if ~erva t i' Gary Epstein r\hria Oh.:sinsl..i your opponent suddenly stated . ·Well. two Kathy Lackovic M;!ll Manochio Ad,·crtis ing G raphks Dc.s igrll'r: Gh:nn St..:,..:ns would . Someone would start doing th ose ·;' Am) Sims Amanda Talley aclivities because they arc worth doing. and of a kind beals three of a kind now . si nce we Pmtf J. Smith . Jr. i' State Clwirmon of Ymmg A nwrict~ll.\' for r·,·eednm tllld a columnist for Kun \Volker Alyson Zamkoff Offin· ~nd :\luilin~ .\ ddrt:s": people arc willing ln pay In ha \'C th em done. li\'e in a more complex society than we used Assistant Entertainment Editors: 2:'0 Swd~..·m C~..·nta . N~..·" ar". DE 19716 The Re\'tcw. Tllf! Right Side appears en' IT (Conversely. if they weren't wonh doi ng. to"' .. The obv ious answer is . of course nol. Oakland L Childers Bu.,uK·~~ t30:!~~:;J.JJ97 1-'ridar. Send< llllllllt'IIIS to [email protected] "I Cathcnm: Hopkmson AJ,a11!'1nl! l-~02} :U J. J.W, the market wouldn ' l perform th em. so why Why then do we do th e same with the Heather Lynch Ne'' :J Elhtor~a1 1'U:!) ~3 1-:!77 1 FAX LlO.:!l S31·1396 should gove rn 111 e n! '' The way 10 1e II i f basic law o f our society. the Conslitution·1 OP/ED December 8, 1995 • THE REVIEW • A 1~ The Official Slacker's Guide to Studying for Final ExamSl Chapter X-l n ll'hich I offer mr guide to space. so before final s I spend about three a nd hallucinations when I a m no t faced with a then a video game would probabl y not he success 111 _,·our upcoming time of trials: days cleaning my room. This usually makes cigare ttes. It mo untai n of work. great way to hreak. : Finals Week. my roommates happy. It a lso gives me one was n ' t fun . but I Instead of trying to do a few a ll -niters thi s Eventually. tho ugh, you are going to n ee~ more thing to d o so I can fee l product ive did it. week, take four or five naps a day. This will more than ju>t a short break. You are !!oim_ Well. I'm a lmost o ut of here. This is the wi th out aclllally studying. A few years ago allow you to get in the eight ho urs of sleep 10 need a few hour of bat:chana\ian r c~cl.t-;= c\c1enth time I have faced final exams here Seriously thoug h. when most people arc in read th at the your mom says you need, but still all ows you hence my last rule of finals week. at the university. and it's also the last one. a cluttered p lace. they find it difficu lt to Universit y of to s tu dy ha rd. w ithout fee ling g uilty for • To blm1· off steam is not just desirable. it' Rat her than bore you with a sappy good­ concentrate. Tokyo had mi ssi ng quality hours at the books. required. : b)C column, wh1ch would mean nothing to Get your study spat:c organized so you can established tl'at the Count your naps as th e study breaks whi ch There comes a time when you are dono thLlSe outside my c ircle of friends. 1 w i )\talk stay th ere fo r the hours at a time thi s ordeal nicotine in o ne arc my next point. studying. One can reread Ovid. o r phy sic~ about someth ing we are a ll facing. will req uire . Make sure your lighter is full o f My Manifesto cigarette makes the • Take studr breaks. only so many times. Either you are going t I o ffer my official ''Siat:kc;'s Guide to fluid. your ashtrays are e mpty and you have human hrain If anyone can sit with a book in front of learn it or you are not. If yo u a re don~ Finals ... an ample a mo unt of beverages and snacks Peter R. Hall function m o re them fo r seven hours and actually learn what study ing for the nig ht. re lax with a clca ix things to remember for s uccess dose at hand. '------''------' c ffi c i c n t I y for they arc readi ng, I am in awe of them. consctence. • without any more effort than necessary: Mu s ic a nd lighting arc a ma tt e r o f about twenty minutes. A c igarette makes you I cannot. Watch a favorite movie. go to a bar, get • IJI[h· for and take rollr exams one at a personal preference. though 1 wo uld not remember better and draw conc lusions more Fo r m e, aft er an hour of readi n g. wrecked in any way that suits you. T ry not 1 time. recommend study ing b y candlelight w ith quickly. the study fo und. The result s have everything else just goes right on through my get wrecked to the point where you will bq Sounds kind or stupid to say thi s, but a lot death metal roaring out of your :; tereo. s ince been d upli cated at a n American brain w ithout taking root a n ywhere . I fighting a hlngover during your exam, of people. realizing they have four exams in Although I am not allowed to adverti se on uni ve rsit y. imagi ne it goes in my eyes, loops around the though. • a week. freeze up and ..:annot study for any of thi s page. I do have a secret spot where I go Wow 1 There is an up-si de to my smoking pituitary g land a few times a nd the n flows Since most exams take place in tha them. when 1 really need to study. At this place addiction. out my si nuses. afternoon. there is no reason not to party What you nc..:d to do in o rder to ensure th ey bring you snacks and drinks and c lean Caffeine and ni cotine will also help you Hence the study break. Leave your desk during this week. In fact. what with the sires, ,ucces; is to focus on the exam a t hand. yo ur ashtray for you all night su there is no stay up and sllldy all ni ght. Which leads to behind, get some food. fresh air and interact of fin a ls, 1 find a mid-week party is very Study for one exam until you are done reason to move. my next point. with something a li ve. D o something necessary. studying. or have taken the test. the n move I also don't want to share th e name o f this • Don't forget to sleep. mindless. like play a video game. o r run Well there you have it, my guide to final s. on. p lace w ith you because it tends to get This is another one 1 sho uldn't have to tell through the Rodney Cout1yard wi th no coat. Good luck. all. While taking your exam. do not. do not. c rowded there at this time of year and I don't you, but I will anyway. Do. however, make sure your study breaks Don't stress. do not stress over the next exam. Remember. want to be driven out of my own spot. When you don. t sleep for long periods of are of a relatively s hort durati o n. The Remember. fi nals only come twice a year. ) our goal is to finish the exam in front of • Caffeine and Nicotine a re Your two best time, you arc unable to concentrate. There is problem I had when living on campus was a for a week each time. you. All that worrying won't make your next friends. no denying this. Some people even report study break usually grew into entirely too exam any easier. but it will throw away your The human body can s urv ive a h al lu c inations w hen they s u ffer sleep long an absence from the books. Peter R. Hall is an editorial columnist for The cham:cs for success on th is o ne. surprisingly long time without food. 1 don't deprivation. If you are the kind of person who cannot Review ll-110 is so close to the end o.f his • Fittd an order/_\· st11d,· em·ironmenr. know exactly w h at is the limi t but I have This is not to say the occasional all-niter is limit your Sega time and who is addicted to 11ndergraduate career he a m taste it. ResfJOIISt'S can be sem 111 [email protected]. : 1 find it difficult to s tudy in a clutLcrcd actual ly gone three days w ith o nl y coffee, a bad thin g. but I 'd rather h ave m y playi ng until your eyes are dried-up o rbs. A fond farewell to some of our favorite comic friends When you read .---­ this crazy world of o urs. through the woods in hi s Radio Flyer. he sounds. the pet tiger. , The R ev iew There is a Calvin in all of us. wild and And yet. there's a balance to this madness. Hi s sarcasm is sharp. and often goes over We cheer Calvin when he SU!!!!e sts real comic page today. unrul y. irreverent and unpredict ab le . If Calvin is the yang, Hobbes is the yin. Calvin's head. life should he action-packed and sound~ take special impulsive and self-serving. He is the voice of reason in o u r lives. When Calvin rants how human beings tracked. like a Hollywood movie. notice. because He always has some bril li ant-sounding When Calvin is just about to launch himself have screwed up the e nvironment. waged We marvel a t the imagination that today we say rationale to j ustify his most childish whim. into di saster, Hobbes is there to keep him in bloody wars. and have b een generally breat hes life to comic book heroes like good-bye to some He· s a bo rn bullshitter who could sell icc check. inhumane to their fe ll ow man, Hobbes tells Stupendous Man and Spaceman Spiff. old friend~. to the Eskimos or teach Uncertainty He· s quick of wit. yes. but Hobbes is the him how relieved he feels to be. considered We even sympathi ze with Calvin's dall Read and read Reductio n Theory to a comm major. more stable. mo re mature . more rational o f "an animal." when he reminds his wife that he wanted ..P ! are we here?·· product. : draw ''Calvin and Hobbes" in comic-strip characters Hobbes· two­ ··1 think the reductions have gone so far a . form . don't age word reply: take a serious tol l on th e an:· he says. "Thq Let m.: tell you. thi s trul y saddens me. 1 like rc:a l "Tiger food."' pos;ihi li ties for expression are diminishing: ' ta~c my comics seri o us ly. and I've seen peop l e. And so every and as a consequence. we don't have well: some of the best come and go. because by morning. the dra\\ n comi cs any more... : "Bloom County'' and ''The Far Side" took now a ego s truggle Watterson hasn't said what he will dll• their rightful places at the top of America's pimple­ unfolds on th e after the last "Calvi n and Hobbes" comiq. comic pages. only to become ex-comics. faced Calvin daily comic strip has run on cw Year's Eve. deceased strips. memories of what once was. would be page. We can onl y wish him luck. and we cm And m>w "Calvin" ... terro ri zi n g 0 v c r o nl y hope to ;ce hi s heloved characters in a, I knov what you·rc thmking-- ''It ' s just a Main Street break fast , we new. 1nore visuall y exciting medium. ;: comic strip. Get a grip. Lar. .. in a beat-up ~ ch uckle at the It's not '·just a comic strip:· Camaro c 1985 Btll Won~rso n . Reprinted with p.:rmission of UniversJI Pres' SyndicJt~ . All rights r cs~ r ve d . latest exploits LanT Boehm is a staff rcportufnr The Review.\; "Calvin and Hobhcs" is a stud y o f the ra ther t han The very first "Calvin and Hobbes" was published on Nov. 18, 1985, and had a circulation of o f the smart­ Direct e-mail to [email protected] 1• 1• human condition. It' s a blueprint for living in barreling 35 papers. Today it is published in over 2,000 papers worldwide, in 25 different languages. asscd kid with • l; ------1~ , '• l· Looking forward and back Christmas and chaos; gifts and greed .' :·•• On December I. 1955. Rosa ..-----:------. CBC. " Parks. one of my heroes. decided l know I am going to miss Gwen The impend in g feeling of doom is Time spent ~:::::::::;::::::~ off joker-poker games... ;: she had enough and she sat on a bus and Danita in th e Scrounge and creeping up on me. This heino us terror that looking for an up­ Chia Pets' How awesome would you feel • . . . refusing to give her scat to a white all my friends but I wish everyone seems to be gripping me is not the feeling close spot co uld upon ret:elvtng an ovular bull that grows;. person. the best of luck in whatever you of final exams. I can handle th ose. I a m be utilized inside moss·1 These clay animals arc perfect if you: l. too. decided I had eno ugh of choose. speaki ng of the horrid fee ling or ho liday the mall looki n g do n't act ua lly feel like spending money on:• shopping I shall be gripped with after my for the new your loved one. Plus you t.:an-tcac\1 your! being around the crime and drugs As famous preachers say. ··[ ain 't . . - . plaguing my wmmunity and 1 chose fi nis hed yet!'' My Mother and 1 final s. Mortal K ombat ktds ahout botany the prac11cal and funr to come to college. d ecided that graduate school The Thanks giving ho li day came a nd game so your kid way. Smear hrown. pasty goo all over the: As the semester comes to a close would open even more doors for went wi th the quit:k devouring of a fat fowl ..:a n tear the throat s urface of your clay beast. set it on thcf and graduation nears I realiLc that l. Commentary me/us. and a hell of a lo t of ya ms. A couple of out or some windowsill and watch it mutate. : unlike many of my peers from the Moreover. this was a great time days afte r this consummation of bird I Ch inese g u y on 218 Ml· Don a ld "s !!ift certificates arc the:• ·hood. am fonunate. Sherry A. Dorsey to be in college because many of ventured to the lo..:a \ multiplex shopping Christmas Matt Manochio climax of any gift- exchange. o t o nly can:' . On January 6. 1996, I hall have my peers did something for whi ch mall. I hadn' t been there in th ree months Jnorntng. yo u go to the golden arches and destroy• my degree and I s ha ll have all types of they need to he commended- they made and just wanted to get an id ea of what was S e c o n d your heart, you can now give your friends! opponunitics awarded to me be..:ausc I worked history by participating in the Million Man popular this ~ ~a son. Et iquette while inside the mall. Parents. and family a free pass to do the same thing.: to obtain it. March. Upon e nte ring the Rockaway Mall in listen up' Leave your offspring home. It 's Nothing li ke tearing open your gifts and!. Yet each time I go ho me, it saddens me While members of the Ku Klux Klan arc northern ew Jersey. I was ho rrified hy the crowded enough as is . Get an idea of what getting a milkshake. l because I know som; in the 'hood will always working diligently to recruit members after the orgy o f greed wri thi ng in front o f me . your kids want at !tome. This relaxes a n Kind of sarcastic. 1 know. Christmas isl be there and, worse than that. some say they are OJ . Simpson verdict. brothers nationwide arc People pu s hing a nd rat:in g by other a lready st ressful atmosphere and let s without a douht my favorite ho liday. 1 shallj comfortable and do not wa111 to leave. taking a positive stand and vowin g to he lp customers -- for what?' Answer: the cons umers purchase their goods wi tho ut he honest. I am not at all religious. __ _ I no lo nger have to stay there and. most sisters and better themselves. newest Power Ranger toy. This is what the listening to shri eking and whining. I know about the hirth of Christ. rtn~ imponantly, I shall he able to get my Mother a But one of the saddest event s since slavery holidays have com e to mean : good o \· Third: Be aggressive. Some people a re three wise men and M ary. mother of God. 1 house of her own within th e next five years. happened in Ap1il and that is something that 1 fashioned capi ta li s m' Buy. buy. b u y' rude. and like to stop and talk to thrir know this is what C hri stmas is supposed to I alway knew 1 wanted to attend coll ege shall always remember-- the Which is a great thing' friends. This clogs up the now o f people in be about. But when you haven 't \:lcen to because it would hring me that much closer to bomhing. Capitalism stimulates the economy. And. the mall. Pu s h you r way through these ch urch in seve n years or so. Christmas attaining my goals. 1 remember si tting at my desk at Tlt e Re1·ie11· seeing the way o ur chi ldlike politicians arc inconsiderate people. They arc ho lding you takes on a different meaning. It's sort of 1 promised my best friend and Mother. my and watching the people who lost their loved ··running .. the government today. the huge up from huying the Bcat\cs Anthology. li ke Thanksgiving. except there is a tree in other hero. that I would provide for her j t•" ' as o nes in the bombing j ust standing a ro und s teroi d -dose of ca pit alism th e h o liday Make them pay for their insolence. the house. At:lllally. Christmas is a time to she did for me. crying wondeting why this happened to them. seaso n provides m ay he just what o ur Finally: Ideas for the best gift. For you be wi th family. to relax and cat some good Shortly after graduation that p··Jmisc wi ll Even though I was raised to have deep ..:ou ntry needs. readers o ut there. I suggest Howard Stern's food . It 's a good time. A happy time. become reality. reli gious faith. I just could not lind an answer So here arc my ti ps for starting the ever­ new book. How Christmasy is it going to When you arc finished with your \a;t I feel it is important f::, r me to take a few fo r that situation. so-uneasy joh of holiday shopping. As he when mo re people in America crack final exam and you embrace the holidays,_ lines to talk about that magnificent. strong Then 1 stopped trying to fi gure o ut why and I much as 1 may not like hours and hours of open Stern·~ hook than the Bihlc. Ahhh. think of what it means to you - hccause : Black woman. my Mother. start ed to pray for those people. browsing. it's gotta get done. Christmas morning with Howard Stern the holiday seaso n means something to i My M o mmy struggled to keep my sister. On a more positive note. the O.J. Simpson First: Where to park"1 Most Americans talking about masturbati on' What a good everyone of all races and religions. Just try : and me in p1ivatc school because she said she trial was a m o me nto us event for Afri..:an need to shed a few extra holiday pounds gift. not to let the sale at Macy·s get in the way. : wanted her c hildren to get an excell e nt Ameri..:ans worldwide when he was found not anyway. so park in the hack of the lot. Face Also. lottery ti ckets have hce n ' education. guilty. That marked changes in the legal system it. a ll the o nes up fro nt have been ta ken. advert ised . Wh y not give the gift of Mall Ma11ocftio is 011 Administroti>·e Nl'li"S ,.' Editor .for The Review. Send ro11r 1:·-mai/ ! It was that education that led me here. a little in regards to the ill treatment we have endured Also. the people who drive in mal l parki ng gamh\ing to your loved oncs·l I am sure resprmses 10 someoJI<' else. Reca"-''' Ji-mdl,·. lor no other reason than just heing black. lots during C hri st mas time arc crazy. It's Pete Rose wou ld approve' " Here honey. I .!. _: less than a momh away from graduation. }ItS/ don't gin· a damn. , Initially. I had no intention of coming to the Rosa Parks. the Million Man March and the lik e the c hari ot r::cc from '·Ben Hur." got you some Pi ck Five' s and 12 snatch- I' University of Delaware hecausc 1 want ed to get Oklahoma bombing provided that the li fe is ------: away from home. But I have an encouraging about change. By the grace of God mine will mother who talked to me about the henefits of change on Januaty 6. \996. coming to this institution. I have to let everyone kn ow it was my Letters to the Editor i M o'mmy said she did some in vestigating famil y who helped me through these three and ' about the school (not to mention it is close to a half years. Blaming the victim? fihcr to spea k o ut :l!!ainst a !!ross the solut ion to this horrific int: ident. All : her) a nd s he was pleased w ith a ll the l have to thank my siblings. Ani ta. Karen. injustice to all wom e n .-After e nd-u rin g it has accomplished is that it has sent a . I information she acquired. Jilli an and Clayton for being my friends and Sigma K ap p a sororit y h as a lways sexual assault by a few young men. her message to the women on th 1s ..:ampus , My Mothe r and 1 have \:lcen th roug h a lot suppm1ing me; my special Uncle Bubhy for all prided it self o n h avi n g an cx..:c ll c nt decision to report it has left man y uneasy " to keep silen t.'' If you do not rep ort ' together that will remain. as we say. "family the rides ho me and the monetary gifts; my reputation wit hin the Un i vers ity or a nd unjustl y pointing fingers a t anyone. sexua l assault you will he puni~hcd hy ' business." but she a lw a ys sees a way to fat her for all the prayers: my Godparents and Delaware. The sisters arc reco!!nizcd for The m ost commo n. age-old scenario is to public scorn. ' overcome all the trials and tribulations we Mom and Daddy Meeks for their undying love: high ideals and values and i1~ additio n hl ame it o n the wo1~1an : this seems to Sigma Kappa s upports o ur sister and : cxpetiem:cd. Dwight for his tolerance. suppo t1 and words o f h ave m ai ntained good at:adcmic have fall e n o n the S ig ma Kappa sorority. commends her courage to repo rt th is • If it were not fo r my Mother 1 do not know encouragement : Sammy for the meal s: A unt s tanding . Y e t in th e las t month the If anyone ho nes tl y believes a sorority despicable act. It is o ~r ho pe that good : what I would do. She is my source of strength Ann and Uncle AI for love and kindness: sorority has hccn po rtrayed by the public w o uld fo rt:c its s ister or pledge o r any will come o ut of evil. Sigma K ~tppa will , and 1 am hers. Glenda\. Angie and Sheila for late night talks: as a reckless group of gi rl s w ho do not woma n for that matter to en\!a!!e in dedicate itse lf to educating the women o n : On the flip side. there arc some things 1 my Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop and the rest of my e mbrace s iste rhood. These events have se xua l re lati ons wi th another individual. this ca mpu s aho ut s;xual assa ult. ' know I shall not miss: Lo!!ic 205 -- wlm:h 1s family. left u s humiliated . scorned and they have a strage delusion of the truth. Silencing the truth is not goiJH! to solve : the hardest class 1 have taken - and sleepless I must say I am the most blessed person in hc wi ldered. Now we the sisters fi n d Se xual assault is a n outrageous violation an ngc-;ld pro blem . If ~von;en al low ' ' nights. . the world to have the family 1 have. But the best o urse lves in the precarious positi o n o f of women hy a m an or a g ro up o f men. themselves- to be treated unjustl y and l But there arc many more things I shall m1ss. blessing 1 have received is hcing the daughter havim.! to defe nd o ur name. Ahso \utcl y no o ne else ..:an he h\amcd discriminat..:d a!lainst. this kind of I shal l mi s walking around this hcauttful o f Betty J. Mitchell. ln J~ i ca\ l y. those high ideals caused the other than those individuals who we re bchnvior wil l prevail. campus. Tlte Re 1·iew. my joumalism huddles s uspension of o ur sorority from this responsible for the assault. Sht'IH A. fJIJI:ft'r is 11 stt!lFn•t""·f,•rfiJr TI1e campus. One of o ur s isters had the moral Punishing o ur sororit y certainly is not The Sisters o f Sigma Kappa Sorority ! Scandra and Lydia and Sheila Warren 111 the Review. · .' -~

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BY ERIN RUTH li ke an electric bi ll ni ghtmare. Faucher "If you don't believe in Santa Claus he says with a sigh. Easter Bunny, I'm moving." Cop_,. Eduor cringes and agrees. " It's in the four dig­ before you came; · he says, "you may The 15-year tradition was built from Faucher exudes a Santa-esque quali­ Christmas decorations for most peo­ its:· before you leave.'' a meager 10,000 li ghts. Last year ty. sitting in front of a cozy fi re bounc­ ple consist of stringing $3.99-a-pack In addition to being home to a 50- The display stays up for 40 days and Faucher spent more than $17,000 on the ing his three-month-old son Kevin on • lights on a few bare trees in the front piece plastic choi r (with music pi ped takes three months to assemble. The display; this year he expects the fi gu re his knee while "Chestnuts Roasting yard and hanging glitter-mono­ in). Faucher's yard boasts a moving, lights are just one visible indicator of to increase to about $20,000. Over an Open Fire" plays in the back":: grammed stockings on the mantle. talking Santa Claus and a five-motor the Christmas spiri t that permeates The extravaganza stays lit unti l ground. He makes several self- depreci­ Bear resident Rich Faucher. along carousel. throughout his home, which is about 20 about l 0 p.m. on weekni ghts and mid­ ati ng jokes about hi s weight. with his wife Linda and their ·ix chil ­ His front yard was crowded with minutes from campus. night on weekends, but Faucher says he His bushy hair, badly in need of a dren. lives at 1 Santa Claus Lane and onl ookers Friday evening. but Faucher Faucher, 37, does his best Santa gets lots of supp011 fro m his neighbors trim, indicates the time Faucher spends seem to have overdosed on Chri strna in ists it's a slow night. One night last impression on the roof every night fro m nonetheless. He remembers when a on hi s holiday spirit. He sleep only cheer. year the police estimated that between Dec. 16 unti l Dec. 24 with the aid of an neighbor once told a reporter he didn't four hours a ni ght because of hi s busy Faucher's house. decorated with 15.000 and 20.000 people fl ocked to air traffic control tower. mi nd the Christmas lights, but said, " If about 800.000 Christmas lights, looks the Faucher's front lawn. "December 26th is a welcome day,'' this SOB ever starts believing in the see LIGHTS page B4

Hanukkah is no Jewish Christmas

BY AMY SIMS calls "a product of assimilation" that's gerous one because people will forget eel for eight days. That is why the Jewish News Feulllre!i Editor the rcsu It of the blended aspects of what being Jewish means. Being Jewish, Menorah is li t for eight days during the On Dec.: . 17, the eight day-long Hanukkah and Christmas. he says, is about being religious day to celebration. Jewish ct:lebration of Hanukkah wi II "I slowly stmted to see my Jewish day, not just a few holidays of the year. Even though Han ukkah was a great begin, amidst Christmas tree sales. fri ends put up Han ukkah bushes, which "Assimilation may come fro m lazi­ military victory. Sneidem1m1 says the streets with home glowing brighter than are small trees decorated wi th light and ness in explai ning Hanukkah to others,'' main celebrati on today focuses on ·'the a Las Vegas Strip. and fat Santa Clauses Jewish omamcnts," Cohen says. " It Snciderman says. Ignorance is one light and religious freedom." begging to have tht:ir laps warmed. looks very si milar to a Christmas tree. reason why the confusion exi sts. "It's sad to blend the two together:· he Some Jews may give gifts and put up This is very bi zarre to me and has no Christians, as we ll as Jews, don't reall y says. "It is a demonstration of ignorance Hanukkah bushes to join thi holl y. joll y basis in Jewish traditions. understand what Hanukkah is, so they and part of multi-culturalism is knowi ng Christmas season. despite that fact that ·'It is purely a product of Christmas just th row it together with Christmas, he about other's traditions. neither of these traditions arc Jewish. associati on. They just like the lights. I says. The holi day actually celebrates an "They just say, ·o h we have eight Christmas is quite arguabl y the guess.'' ancient Jewish mi litary victoty. days of presents instead of one li ke biggest holiday of the Christian year. so Doris Kosmin, a sophomore, says During a religious war between the you."· Hanukkah must ~ the most impot1ant she's bothered by these bushes and other Greeks and the Jews, the Greeks dese­ Kosmin says that she and her Jewish holiday. right '~ Christmas traditions assimilated by crated the sacred Jewish temple in Christi an fri ends do exchange presents Wrong. some during Hanukkah. She says she Je msalem. When the Jewish people for Hanukkah and Christmas. "It's cute," Hanukkah is not even a holiday in the feels sad these Jews can't enjoy the.ir own final ly recaptured the city, they miracu­ she says laughing, "they wrap all their Jewish year, says Rabbi Eliezcr holiday the way it's supposed to be and lously found one bottle of lamp oil to friends' gifts in Chri stmas wrapping Sneiderman of the Jewish student orga­ feel they have to borrow from another light the temple's light. paper and then mine in Hanukkah nizati on Chabad House. holiday to have fu n. There was only enough oil fo r one paper.' ' It 's what sophomore Michael Cohen This blending, says Cohen. is a dan- day of light. but the sparse amount last- THE REVIEW I A lisa Colley see HANUKKAH page B4 Though many peo ple tend to call Hanukkah the 'Jewish ----·------Christmas,' the holiday really celebrates a military victory. You call this a collection? Some students will collect just about anything - including hundreds of cereal boxes, M&Ms and Elmos

c.:ards there is also a collector ing the streets she noticed so me foot candy fi gurines sit on her who invests time and money in of the multi-colored ovular sweet desk intently staring at her. the unusual. This h o ld ~ true treats lining store windows. The candies themselves are almost everywhere . even at the "It was weird seeing all of this plentiful in her Cleveland uni versity. stuff that I grew up with in ." Avenue apartment. She has two In fact. there is one girl at the Tara says. '·It was so red plastic M&M di spensers uni versit y who is so attached to Americanized .' ' She purchased fill ed to the brim with the can­ T HE REV IEW I Beth Finn Junior Rob Banks has more than 80 cereal M&Ms. she sleeps on them. her first M&M merchandise in dies that " melt in your mouth and Senio r Tara Cioffi appears Italy. It was a brown, plush teddy not in your hands." Just pull box covers adorning the walls of his room. normal on the outside. but she bear with an M&M shirt on. down the arm of the wide M&M has an odd habit. Tara is an From there her craze grew. candy man and the little choco­ BY MATT MANOCHIO the hearts of collectors every­ M&M freak. Tara's bedroom is adorned late gems flow like quarters from Disney breaks another barrier Admimstrurn (' N~ 1 n EJ1tflr where. Tara. who intends to graduate wi th M&M paraphernalia. an Atlantic City slot machine. Coins, stamps and comic Ove r time. some coins and thi s spring, has bed sheets with Yellow, green. red and orange And her collection of M&M with 'Toy Story,' the first full- . books - the usual stuff that set­ comics have reached values the cartoon candy men stitched Christmas lights in the forn1 of merchandise continues to grow. tles in boxes on a shelf in some­ ranging in the tens of thousands on them. She claims her obses­ M&M figures il luminate her "A lot of gifts I get come from length, computer-animated one's attic and collects dust. For of do ll ars. But M&Ms? For sion with the color-coated choco­ windows. Brown and yellow friends:· she says. "My most many years , centuries reall y. every collector who ventures into lates started as an 11th-grader candy packages are tacked to her flick. See story, B3. these objects have brought joy to the world of stamp and studyin g in Italy. While wander- door and wall s. About five half- see COLLECTIONS page B4 • ) 82 • T HE REVIEW • December 8, 1995

The Reel Thing-~I~,~-.------., Role reversal casts new light on

I ~.:an' t believe thi~ is the very play with Pl ow UniteJ and racism in "White Man's Burden" last time I will ever have to write SUPER HI-5 at Girl\ Inc. ·n1c the ·' Hit List." Oduly enough, >how is a mere $5. so everyone ,hould be ahle to art<1rd it. 1l1c White Man's Burden · The plot is a very simplisti c one. anJ if thi s installment is po,sihl y the Savo,· Pictures the race roles were reversed. the story mm.t action-pa~.:ked and fun ­ >huw ~tarts at 7 p.m., >U don ·t Rating: -;.hh'c:.'r line would mn like something we've all ·li lied ever. I hope everyone gets miss a ~inglc note. seen many times before. ·what they want for the holidays On Wed.. Dec. 13. BY PETER BOTH UM But, with the help of producer and here arc a few suggest io11s of .I crui>e up to the Philadelphia Ci' ic N~ws Ft'(l/llll!S £(/itnr Lawrence Bender (who also produced ' things to do until winter break: When the crime and violence and death and ''Pulp Fiction''), Nakano uses Travo lta 's Center to check out White destmction of the predominately black inner city is uneducated, in articulate Pinnock and FRIDAY Zombie and The Ramones with laid out for all to see on the II o'clock news, it is vir­ Belafonte's majestic, bigmed Thomas to Into Another. possibly the bc>t tually impossible for white America to re late. stretch the reversed racial roles. He film s If you like pretty act ever to open fiJr either of When the harsh reality of job discrimination based black cops pounding Pinnock for no rea­ eyes, long hair and these bands. (Hell , they're better on color and the fact that America is controlled by a son at all, a Ia Rodney King, to let movie­ aco ustic folk songs, overall than both of them, but white power-base is highlighted in a newspaper arti ­ goers witness a miscarriage of justice you're all gonna love Judy who am I to say so?) cle or depicted in a movie, there is no way white from the other side of the coin. Collins. She will be giving a hol­ On Dec. 15, all you America can honestly say: ··r know how that feels." The exaggerated sterotypes and brutal iday conccn at 8 p.m. Friday at displaced DeadheaJ> But in Desmond Nakano's new film "White Man 's images give viewers a fresh look at dis­ ' the Bob C Burden;· the racial roles of power are reversed. crimination and injustice and allows Thomas. a we ll -balanced character that exudes a fan­ types, so don't miss out. Spectrum in Philly for the Phish African-Americans are heading the companies and them to reexamine their own ideas about race and tasti c blend of power. comml and grace. show. Have fun , but be ~.:areful riding in patrol cars; black culture is emulated by the power. The on-sc reen chemistry between Travolta and ' .I Up in Wilmington, · Canadian comedi~n what you bring back. (You know white youth and depicted on television; whites work In "White Man's Burden ;· Travolta once agai n Belafonte - hi gh ly rcminisce lll of the Travolta­ Mike MacDonald will what I'm saying don't you the crap jobs and stmggle to stay afloat. slams home the point that hi s comeback is for real. Samucl L. Jackson pairing (minus the humor) - is be cracking up a room full of dude'~ ) Peace, brothers. Writer/director Nakano's story revolves around While he is ponraying an exaggerated charac ter, he untouchahle. The role switch gai ns full power when people at the Comedy Cabaret­ If you'd like to hear chocolate factory worker Louis Pinnock (played by comes off as neither black or white. but simpl y the inevitable scene finally ani vcs in which Thomas and you could be there . Imagine about the Bible from Jolm Travolta), who is fired from hi s job after a mi s­ human. He is cruel and blunt. and uncompromising sees and begins to understand Pinnock's horrible .I your delight' Joi ning Mike will someone with a great understanding takes place in the predominately towards Thomas' feigned sympathy. but at the same world. be Anita Wi se and New York's voice, check out the musical black, wealthy neighborhood where company CEO time is kind and caring towards his son (played by This scena1io ha been played out a million times own Andy Scarpati. Doors open "Jesus Christ Superstar'' at the Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) lives. Joey Lawrence's little bother, Andy). with an African American in the poo r. downtrodden at 9:30, so have a smile on your Merriam Theatre in Philly, Dec . Bills stalt to mount and with no income to pay After a 20-year screen absence, Belafonte's return role and a Cauca>ian playing the part of pupil. With them off, Pinnock and his family are evicted . is a triumphant one. Belafonte has conquered just face and $ 12 in your hand. 26thru 31 . It's a good way to end the role reversed. this scene has an incredible the year. Tickets are between Pinnock's wife Marsha (played magnificently by the about every medium in the entcnainment industry. impact: the eyes that nonnally see the lcaming SATURDAY $37.50 and $50.50. strong, lovely Kell y Lynch) and hi s fam ily go to live His 1955 album "Cal ipso" was the fi rst record ever to process from one side are forced to see things very If one too many with Marsha's mother, while he is left homeless and se ll one million copies. He has also starred in several differently. If you'd rather stick episodes showing frustrated. In an attempt to rectify the wrong done to successful movies, such as 'The World.'' '·Odds Nakano's film is simply a masterpiece. It asks the .I 1 around Newark, check Beavis and Butthead him, he kidnaps Thomas and tries to get the money Against Tomorrow" and "Island In The Sun:· question "What ifJ'' and wisely leaves us with the .I Belafonte is slick and smooth as the elitist out the fourth-annual breaking things have taken their he feels is owed to him. question of "What n ow '~" All-State concert at 8 p.m. in toll on you, get your vicarious Loudis Recital Hall. University thrills by watching STOMP, the destined for trouble. This is Martin Scorsese's lat­ Goldeneye of Delaware faculty artists will show where everyday objects In The Theaters est film, "Casino," in a nut-shell, and it is a testi­ The latest James Bond flick stars Pierce Brosnan perform All-State band audition like trashcans and cigarette mony to the fact that the legendary director is back as our British hero. Unfortunately, fas t cars and pieces like they' ve never been lighters become bizarre musical to what he does best: violence. beautiful women can only entertain for so long. played before. The show is free, instruments. This is one you so you've got no excuse. What a shouldn't miss. The show begins It I Ace Ventura: W hen Nature Calls Copycat Takes Two . b argmn. . on Jan. 9 and runs through Jan. Jim Carrey was paid $20 million to deliver more of This bloody thriller focuses on a serial killer expe11 Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen of "Full House" fame 14 at the Merriam Theatre. Oh what we have come to expect from the rubber­ (Sigourney Weaver) who is called upon to help bring their cuteness to the big screen as a street UPCOMING EVENTS my goodness, that's 1996! faced comic. Whether you love him or hate him, solve a chain of murders, each of which follows orphan and a rich daddy's girl who try to fix up Carrey's humor centers, as usual, around bodily the pattern of a famous serial killer. The pre­ their parents. Kirstie Alley and Steve Guttenberg Since there's nothing to do on Well , that's it for the final functions that will definitely please the pre-pubes­ dictable plot is saved by subtle performances by also star. Sunday, I'm going to skip right installment of the "Hit List Hunter. Also stars Harry cent crowd. Weaver and Holly past this day of rest and get into (sob). Have a great winter, and Connick Jr. Leaving Las Vegas some upcoming fun things in don' t eat the yellow snow, T he Amer ican President Nicholas Cage stars in a haunting movie about an December. because a dog peed in it. (Just in This charming movie stars Michael Douglas as the The Crossing Guard ,alcoholic who decides to literally drink himself to Sat., Dec. 16, is the case you were wondering · President of the United States, who is trying to win Sean Penn directs Jack Nicholson in this drama death. 1l1ankfully. the film is not depressing, and date of one of the best everyone always tells you "Don the heart of a beautiful environmentalist. So how about an obsessed man out to exact revenge on the doesn't preach an anti -a lcohol message. .I shows of the year, so eat the yell ow snow," now you docs he get a girlfriend and run the country at the drunk driver who killed his daughter. mark it on your calendar. The know.) same time? Go see it and find out. Three Wishes Bounci ng Souls are coming to Get Shorty Mary Eli zabeth Mastrantonio and Patrick Swayze Newark (Yes, I swear it's true), to - Oakland L Childers Casino A funny adaptation of Elmore Leonard's 1990 star in this 1950s-cra film about a suburban woman Take Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone, crime caper novel. John Travolta plays a Miami who takes in a mysterious drifter, despite the nosy throw them into the Mafia-infested Las Vegas casi­ loanshark turned movie investor; Gene Hackman neighbors' wamings. no scene of the late 1970s and you know you're and Danny DeVito also star. --compiled by Peter Bothum HOROSCOPES Fashion focus

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Toy Story bit more humble than its stock market Putting history aside for a Disney debut. The company started out doing moment, the film itself must be con­ Rating: "''n.'n.'r ~'n.'r bit pieces and special effects for sidered. After all , if the harbinger of George Lucas' Industrial Light and the future of animated film were a BY STEVE MYERS Magic (that was their holographic horrid movie, then all of the ground­ Art Edi10r map of the Death Star in "Retum of breaking progression would be wast­ "Toy Story'' lives up to the hype­ the Jedi"). After breaking with ILM, ed. and beyond. Pixar went on to do a series of criti­ The film is a relatively short tale The new Disney release is yet cally acclaimed animated shorts uti­ (running time is 78 minutes). But it 's another first in the company's lona lizing their developing CGI process. such a twi sted and exciting ride li st of milestones. " From the technical success of their through the land of computer pixels The first full-length animated fea­ animated shorts Pixar gained the that the brevity is hardly noticeable. ture was Disney's, the first full length The story is about a group of toys film to mix live acti o n with animation who belong to a youngster named was Disney's, and " Herbie the Love Andy. When Andy gets the latest and Bug" was Disney's. greatest new action figure " Buzz But in this corporate era of merg­ Lightyear" (the voice of "Home ers, subsidiaries and partnerships, Improvement's" Tim Allen) for his blaziP.g new paths in the film industry birthday, the rest of his toys feel the is not a task to be undertaken alone. jealous pangs of competition. Hit Disney, a demonstrated by recent hardest with this overt jealousy is business ventures like the purchase of Andy's former favorite toy, "Woody ABC, is intimately famili ar with this the Cowboy," (the voice of Tom fact. The company was a major force Hanks). His top spot is quickly and in bringing the hi stori c "Toy Story" summarily lost to Buzz. Photos Counesy of Buena Vista Pictures - the very first feature film to be After Woody accidentally pushes completely computer-generated -to Buzz out the window (he was trying log. The end result is an om ate tapes­ Pi zza Planet takes the fi Im to another in unison, "The claw chooses one of the screen. but not the only one. to push Buzz off Andy's desk but try th at exquisit ely captures the imag­ level of wit and humor. Buzz and us and we go to a beuer place." Enter Pixar. the small computer Photo Counesy of Buena Vista Pictures in stead sent him flying out the win­ inati on of a boy and hi s toys. Woody, who are trying to get back to ·Toy Story" has taken a histori c Whether it 's the green pl as ti c sol­ ani mat io n company from Pt. dow), Woody chases after the fallen Andy, end up trapped in the Crane. step in animation. But more impor­ diers and their bivouac-style encamp­ which is inhabited by hundreds of the tantly the fi lm has ac hieved an Richmond, Calif., which set the stock experience and production refine­ toy. The rest of the film centers ment in the living room plant , or the same plasti c toy a li en. insightful portrayal of the magic of market on it s rear. ment to launch the first serious effort around Woody and Buzz coming to cubist humor of Mr. Potato Head When Buzz int roduces himself to toys. In the weeks to come, th e fi lm's Pixar is the pioneer which, with at a CGI animated feature. terms with each other in a plot spin (with Don Ri ckles' voice), the film the ali ens by saying ''! am Buzz soaring box office rctums may begin their advances in computer graphics "Toy Story" is the product of that smacks o f buddy film s like adro itly depicts the detail ed personas Li ghtyear ... Galacti c Space Ranger," imagery (CGI). spawned "Toy Story." Pixar's experience and Disney's "Beverly Hills Cop." to slip a little as the flood of th e parody of thousands of fi rs t-con­ The company went public recently clout. This capitalist marriage has The film 's strong suit is the toys. children map onto their toys. Christmas-season films is unleashed. The crowning moment in ''Toy tact sci- fi stories shines th ro ugh. But when the film's fl ight th rough the and made billionaires out o f its "ani­ produced a landmark cinematic gem. To bring the toys to life, the film Story;· however. takes pl ace out of Buzz discovers the a li ens are cul tist theaters docs end, it wi II be. as Buzt. m ati on scientists." "Toy Story" is the first; others are weaves overt nostalgia together with the safe confines of the toys' home­ fo ll owers o f th eir god-like leader says. "Falling '-' ith tyle:· Pixar's beginnings, however, are a sure to fo llow. surreal vi suals and sharp, cutting dia- land of Andy's bedroom. The scene at "The Claw.'' A group of aliens recite New disc offers up cutting-edge Xmas

You Sleigh Me! rie> the distinctive stamp of the artist Various Arti sts who pcrfonllS it. Featuring the moody Atlamic Records pi" with surprising aplomb. And everyone - everyone - i> The cat<.:hy guitar riffs and yummy racing to cut the nex t hit holiday drumming make this one of the disc's album. htghlights. From R&B vocali sts All 4 One to But don't get caught up in the name country twanger C lint Black, a myriad game; some of the best cuts on "You of artists are joi ning the ranks of recent Sleigh Me!" come from the more THE REVIEW I A lisa Colley Senior Mark Parsia plays Arnold, an unabashed drag queen, in E-52's production of Harvey Feirstein's 'Torch Song Trilogy.' successes like Harry Connick Jr. and obscure artists. Mariah Carey in produci ng top-sel ling Like Everything But T he Gi rl. Christmas discs. If the cu rrent innux Their haunting ''25th December" is a of endeavors is any indication. it 's !>ensitivc' ·cxploral'ion •' df Chri th1ast:s ',Torch Song' tackles homosexuality h.ead-on likely no comer of the market wi ll go past. In addition, Daniel Johnston war­ untapped. bles his way Enter "You th rough "Rudolph Sleigh Me 1,'' the th e Red Nosed BY SHERRY A. DORSEY your-face overview of homosexuality nats.' ' tackled by freshman Jenni fer Sylvia alternative scene's Rei ndeer" so Sraff Reporter in the 20th century. Ed, played by senior Philip Fyffe. who plays Arnold's mother festi ve offering - adorably, you want Harvey Feirstein's "Torch Song It is evident that Morri son also Perschetz, is a bit of a conservative Mrs. Bcckoff. She is a controlling call it cutting-edge to eat hi m up with a Trilogy" is a gay consciousness-rais­ wanted to create the same effect by and wears neatly fitting jeans, perfect­ woman who is closed-minded and Christmas, if you poon. ing pl ay about the many issues homo­ allowing the actors to engage in inti­ ly ironed shirts and an occasional tie. criti cizes her son for being gay. She like. Whatever the Not to say every sex ual men encounter daily 111 mate relations. David, played by freshman Aaron enters the stage adorned in a red and case, call it good, single one of the 12 America. The drama unfolds when Arnold Immediato. dresses in a suit with white polka dot dress. making because th at's ("for the The play, perfo rmed thi s weekend meets Ed, a hi gh school teacher and to impress hi s future grand­ demands upon her son the minute she wh at it is. twelve days of in Wolf Hall by E-52 Student Theatre cl oset bisexual. at a "Back Room Bar'' moth er. After the meeting. David walks through the door. Fe a g C hristmas," the Group. is directed by seni or Eric where gays go for ''cheap, quick wears casual clothes. The argument begins when Arn old Atlanti c arti sts like cover reads) are Morri son, the fo rm er president of thrills.'' Throughout the play. Lady Blues, tri es to explain to his mot her that he is Tori Amos, winners. Victoria Queer Campus. Ed is tom between his love for played by Emanuela Pistritto (who is wi dowing the loss of his lover. Collecti ve Soul. William ' ''Have The pl ay contains many political Arnold and hi s need to be socially not a university student), sings melod­ " ! was married to your fat her fo r Juliana Hatfi eld Yourse lf a Merry messages ranging from the ability of a accepted by engaging in a beterosexu· ic ballads communicating Arnold's 35 glorious years ... I gave them !the and Jill Sobul e. "You Sleigh Me!" Ltule Christmas" is marred by her gay man to raise a child properly to a! relationship with "happy home­ innermost thoughts to the audience. hospital] a man and they gave me a packs a slate of talent you wouldn't annoying baby voice. And Juliana two men living as marit al partners and maker" Laure l, played by junior Amy Parsia's portrayal of Amold is bril­ plast ic bag with a watch and a wed­ expect to find making a Chri tmas col­ Hatfield 's syrupy "Make it Home," the diffic ulties in "coming out'' to par­ Watson. liant , especially when he attempts to ding band .... You do not know what lecti on. But here they arc - with a originally wtiuen for the Chri tma<, The director uses fashion as a main discuss hi s sexuality. widowing is.'' ents. bevy of other, lesser-known boys and episode of the now-defunct TV ·eries The actors handle the touchy situa­ component in the characteri zation of After each chant, Arnold deli vers a Both parties leave the room in pain girls equally as impressive as their ·'My So-Called Life:· is tired. tions with sincerity and a level of the actors - a fa ct made apparem mono logue in which reveal s how he from the other's statements. Amold hi gher pro fil e counterparts- singing Still, inclusions like James Carter's knowledge possessed by many profes­ from the minute Arno ld , Ed and deals with being gay and waiting and Mrs. Beckoff articulate their lines a mix of traditional carols and ori ginal tenor sax rendit ion of "White sional acto rs. David step into the lights. around for a phone call from a man, so we ll. it appears they may have diuie, ta> tit:r tit an a heaping bo" I of Clui>lllla>" and Maty Katl L.t:ll'> Amo ld , played by seni or Mark by incorporating lyrics from the previ­ experi enced this situation in real li fe . "Torch'' is three hours of laughing. fi ggie pudding. happy-go-lucky "Run Rudolph Run·· Parsia, sets the mood for the evening ous song in his dialogue: "N01" you Fcirstcin also incorporates ele­ ,crying and sharing expressed through Sobule's tongue-in-c heek "Merry make> "You Sleigh Mel" someth ing by coming on-stage clad in a tight-fit­ say YO/I 're lone!)! You cried the ll'hole ments of Ju daism in the play to show •the interactions of the six main char­ C hris tm a> fr om th e Family" is a you may want to consider addi ng to acters, Ed. Amold, David, Laurel, ting maroon dress, socks he playfull y night through/ Well, you can cry me a he has a political agenda- to educate catchy cut reveling in the sad state of your C'hristma~ list. removes from hi s bosom, and three­ ri1 ·er ... I I cried a river o1·er rou. " the public about the Jewish re li gion. Mrs. Beckoff and Alan. the average American famil y. With Oh. yeah - and you can feel good inch hi gh heels in which he gracefully Pistritto sings all the musical The cast of 'Torch Song Tri logy" Although all the characters may lyri cs like "Of course he brought his about the purchase. too. A portion of struts. A mold 's attire indicates that he scores in the play with a wonderful, should be applauded for their re mark. ­ not directly interact with one another. nell' ll'ije. Kay/ Wh o talks all a bow AAI the proceeds go to Hale House, a is a drag queen . which he says he does euphonious and soothing voice. She able performance. they all affect each o ther's lives due to Chain smoking while the stereo plays/ childcare agency specializing in the for an ·'honest'' living. has a comi cal demeanor that shines T he play will be performed on varying lifestyles and the choices Noel, Noel, the first Noel, .. how can care of babie-; born addicted to drugs ''I know there arc easier things than through when she perfom1s upbeat Dec. 8 and 9 in I 00 Wolf Hall at 7 made. you resist the song's campy cham1 '1 or alcnhul, or infected wi th the HI V From the onset o f the show, being a drag queen,'' Arnold explains. selections. p.m. Tickets arc $4 for general admis­ The live ve rsion of ''Liu lc VIruS "But try as I may, I just can't walk in Another difficult character was sion. Feirstein gives the audience an 111 - Drummer Boy'' by Toti Amos also car------Lower ain't slower: dispelling the myth of Lower Delaware

BY ANTONIO M. PRADO up of small towns like Seaford, Laurel and same small-town feel. Chad chose to go to college rather th an fo r nig ht panics in the woods away from A.t.ti.Hmzr Ff!a tures Editor Felton. "We are a little slower getting things," Trina work on hi s family 's farm or in a restaurant , police. ' A trip to o uthem Delaware's ever-popular Sophomore Trina Bailey of Seaford says, referring to the lack of restaurant s in the whi ch he says are the two main opti ons avail ­ o one knows who coi ned the Lower tbeachcs lets touri ts live out their sun-bathing describes Wilmington, Delaware's largest city, area. Laurel's best version of a restaurant - able tu lower Del aware youth. Delaware ca t ch-phra~c. It 's one of those folk­ ;fantasies. . as a place with a lot of streets. She says she received little over a year and a half ago - is ''A lot of guys grow up here and all th ey've lore expressions th at came into ex istence with­ , Few pay any mind to the towns decorat111g isn't used to seeing that many people hanging Hardy's. seen is Laurel,'' Chad says, who has moved a ll out any traceable beginning. 'the hiahways - the towns of slower, Lower out on comers. "For a lot ofNorthemcrs it would be culture over the United States. "They fall in love with Peter Marconi. c l a~s of '85. moved down to ' e ·Delaware. "[Northcmers] think we don't know much, shock if they vi sited my part of town.' ' says a girl and fi gure on taking over their father's Millsboro wi th hi wife Terry, '86, and opened A traveler will most likely not even pause to but it could be said they don' t know much.'' senior Chad Alvarez of Laurel, Del. ''My fa m­ fann. This is their whole world. Suzi's It alian Restaurant. In 199 1 they intro­ :Consider the southem culture that exists just Trina says. "Sometimes I'm offended by the ily has nine chicken houses:· ''Just be<.:ause .I'm from lower Delaware duced the slogan "slo" er lower Delaware" on 'beyond drab Route 13. ' slower Delaware' tem1 doesn't mean I' m less intelli ­ T-s hi ns. sweatshirt anti baseball caps. ' However, most people will recognize the because it makes it seem gent." he says. Hi s li ght ''We wanted to take the negati ve and turn it 'term "Slower Lower Delaware," a moniker we're supposed to be inferior southern accent is barely into a positive slogan;· Marconi says. and the o' which conjures up myths of inbred children intellectually and socially.' ' noticeable as he speak into couple ended up gett ing an overwhelming ~ and farmers who spend free time with cows. Freshman Jaime Maddox the phone. respon e for their products. ·: some people have mistakenly associated a says she received some of the By the same token, he At first the clothes we re meant onl y to pro­ simple way of life with a backward way of lt fe. best education around at remembers the popular vide publici ty for the re talll·ant, Marconi says. : "Everybody thinks it's chickens, hogs and Seaford High School, which Future Fam1ers of America People soon formed long line at the re taurani ·farms down here," says sophomore Francma has been named the IOth best Club at Laurel High. made to buy th e apparel. not necessatil y to eat. The ::Greene of Laurel, Del. "Some of it is - but high school in the state. up of kids ready to continue clothing became so popul ar it grew an<1 /not all of it." Francina and fellow townsfolk. But it 's also the only high their families' traditional branched off to become the Slower Lower ~ however, are u ed to the musty smell of chick­ school in the town. agricultural way of life. Delaware T-shin Company next door to Suzi's. ~ en houses. especially prevalent in the summer. Seaford, wi th it's total of The kids in lower Marconi is in the proces of buying a new ~: Many people seem to forget that Delaware three traffic lights, was Delaware are just like those store to house hi s growing business. ~ is officially a southern state, but wtth111 Its recently named the 23rd best of any other area. Chad says. Many downstate folk, like Francina and small confines two distinct cultures clash. small town in America by Most of the time, kids go to a Chad, have been able to accept a term the~ The northern. urban half includes USA Today. According to strip in town to meet at Pizza once thought wa negative and move on. The)' Wilminaton and Newark. The southern half, Trina, all of the towns in King. Then it 's just a matter know the chann of li ving in a small town. ' with its0 prevailina rural atmosphere. is made lower Delaware have th is of linding out where to meet ~ "' •.. r

\ 84• THE REVIEW . December 8, 1995 a COM PI-TALK Surfing the Net invites vicious techno-babb~e in e lectrical eng111 cenng wrote, ro neratc the people who arc typically involved. For tainly not some bandwagon-ho pping-da rk One newsgro up user c ited compute r is human , to recursc. di vi ne." A BI-WEEKLY COLUMN ON instance. read in g a football newsgroup who only finds the time to talk trash when trans lation programs in demonstrating h?w This can be trans lated by the astute com­ may require one to delve into the vernacu­ ' his team' is winning." different languages do no t necessanly TECHNO LOGY puter user as a statement about . certain lar o f an ardent football fan . In the end, Washingto n won both of the translate concisely. He explained how cer­ types of computer. programmmg: Iterative The Was hing to n Redskins and the games they played against Dallas thi s sea- tain words in o ne lang uage s imply do n' t and recursive. Evtdently, th ts user feels Dallas Cowboys have arguably the greatest son. translate well to another. there is a higher calling to recurstvc pro­ Nothing can demonstrate the hodge­ rivalry in the NFL. Obviously, members of Many people set up .proj ect files in the ir "Trans lati on IS relative ," he said. podge of people that reside on the Internet the two teams' respective Internet news­ online accounts, designed to info rm other "That's why computers can't do it so well. g ramming. It is certainl y true that many people are better than a look at some of the words and groups have no love for o ne another. users who are inquiring about their work or 'The s pirit is willing, but the fles h is opinions that are exchanged there. No And so, o ne comment from a lifelong goals. A good fri end of mine weak,' came back as 'The wine is good, but g ravitating towards the l11 ternet. The words can describe people belter than their Washington fan mocked a certain Dallas wrote: the meat is rotten."' unique quality that allracts many to the own. fan , painting him as a vegetable-eating "To show m ankind th at I am always Some veteran Internet users don' t wel­ Internet is it s design as a medtum for send­ T hose who haven ' t personally encoun­ sycophant who clings to hi s mother's wing. right. Afterwards, have a barbecue." M y come the influx of novices o nline and fre­ ina information virtu ally in stantaneously. tered the compu-masses are free to peruse In response, the Dallas fan said: friend has had this .project up for quite a quently voice th eir disapproval of the Net's "'Built upon the concept of information this rich gallery of online characters. The " ... I can tell you that as of game day, while. exponentiai rate of growth. One user in the exchange. it has been an uncensured and forum is open, liucrcd with ncwsgroups Troy, Emmit a_nd Irvi n wi ll have eaten all In the ude l.genera l newsgro up, a lengthy' signature section of his Internet postings placid forum unlike any other so far. Its and customized user accounts. The words their vcggies .. . and now they witt be ready debate popped up conce rning a politically­ simply said, "The Internet is full. Please go purpose is to provtdc avenues of communi­ that users have for one another are some­ to [crap] on YOU and YOUR team ." driven move to retranslate certain phrases away." cati on to people, who would otherwtse be time amusing; other times more austere. The rebuttal from the Washington fan in religious doc uments. Ideas like re pl ac­ The answer from one di ssenting voice unreachable, with the greatest of ease. One Collectively. they denote a diverse bundle connoted a simi lar bitter to ne: ing "Our Father" w ith "Our respo nded with , " Bite me." can expect all viewpoints to be present at of personalities. " ... and by the way, it 's EMMITT with Mother/Father" gave ri se to an insightful The uni ve rsity's online student accounts all times. As one newsgroup participant To under tand some of the exchanges two Ts. but of course you knew that being conversation about whether there are can also yield some interesting tidbits and poi nted out, "The Net never sleeps .. made on the Net. one must first understand the lifelong Cowboy fan you are and cer- objective meanings to trans lated texts. impressio ns about its populace. A graduate -Mark Radoff Hanukkah isn't a religious holiday continued from page 8 I during Hanukkah,'' he says. come home

Student collections range front cool to kooky TO DAY'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE urcs in various playful positi ons stand on top of her continued from page B l hung it on his wall to entertain people with the ACROSS television . In the cabi net underneath there is a di s­ glowi ng box. 1 Actor Ra ul- PREVIOUS PUZZlE SOLVED 6 Brazilian dance recent one was a blue. stuffed M&M character.'' Just play of Elmo books. mugs, pencils. vati ous Elmo Hi s fti ends noticed hi s glowing Apple Jacks box II Toand - 14 In flames this past year the blue M&Ms were rclcao;cd and she hygiene products and even a can o f Elmo Spaghetti. and decided to provide him with empty cereal boxes 15 Primp remembers "all of my friends wanted to be the first Ashley cats. sleeps and bathes with Elmo. 16 Drink like a dog to enhance the viewing experi ence that was his bed­ I 7 Tooth made for to tell me:· Elmo is even a part of Ashley's social functi ons. room wall. Today. he has 73 cereal box faces to grinding 18 Actress Burstyn There are several flavors of M&Ms: Peanut. She be longs to Delta Gamma sorority and her Greek cover th e wall of hi s Christina Towers apartment. 19 Toronto's prov. almond. peanut huller and just plain milk chocolate. 20 Florence's river letter sweatshirt is. of course, in an Elmo pattern. Fruity Pebbles is his favorite type of cereal to eat 22 Custom Everyone has a favorite brand -even Tara. She is also very protective of her collection. 11· but is just one of the many box faces decorating his 21\ Altered to lit in 26 Aimed " It depends on the mood I am in. I like peanut for any o f her Elmos are out of place she will immedi­ wall. The entourage also consists of Cheerios boxes 30 Camera eyes the day-:s where I really feel li ke gnashing hard." 31 Snapshot ately notice and scour the Eanh to find the pri zed as well ; honey- nut , regular, frosted and apple cinna­ 32 Leaves out ''It is something unique:· she say of her hobby. possess tons. mon. There are Rice Krispi es, Wheati es. Honey 33 Elbow part 37 - ol this world "Not many people have this off-the-wall stuff. I Once Ashley walked into her room and noticed Smacks, Com Flakes, Shredded Mini-Wheats, and 38 -turn is II? 39 Computer abbr. think it is cool th at when my friends sec M&Ms. it the plastic Elmo on ro ller skates had vanished. for the health freaks out there. Musilex has a spot on 40 Right to vale 43 Marlins' city reminds them of me:· "I tore up the house looking for it," she says. " I the wall . 3 M- Abner" 45 Dress style 36 Poet Dickinson There arc oth ers who collect the bizarre. One of 46- floss o1 Nest-egg inits. 38 Hum knew it -.vas mi ssin g tight when I walked into the " I used to be abl.! to remember where on the wall 5 Makes ftzzy 47 Zoo employees 41 Back of the these collectors is . enior Ashley Mancinelli. who room.'' Ashley has yet to tind the sacred mo nster. they all were;· he says. If asked what was under the 50 Eisenhower's 6 Buy neck successor 7 Stnger Guthrie 42 Wofil;ed for has an obsession with Elmo. a --sesame Street" Dismayed by her loss, she now has only 34 Elmo 8 Actor Gibson Honey Smacks cover he could respond quickl y: 51 Consumer a judge monster. Avid viewers of thi s popular children's items. Froot Loops. And to the right of the Honey Smacks? advocate 9 Busy as a ­ 43 Fixing Ralph - tO Type ot 44 Tavern investment program are familiar with the mall and red androg­ Ashley's friends are the culprits who keep her Wheaties. 52 Noxious plant 46 River of 11 Ice-cream drink ynous puppet who speaks in a squeaky high-pitched 53 Onassis' ScoUand Elmo collection growing. Ashley herself has sim­ Rob gets at least two new cereal covers each nickname 12 Gamut 4 7 Jack (in cards} 13 Made a chok:e voice. mered down in her Elmo purchasing. Her mother 54 Asian na tion 48 Having week. "When I go to a fri end's house or room I 21 Domicile: abbr. hearing 57 Reflection 23 Stuck-up In high school. Ashley would watch "Sesame has ordered her to stop buying Elmo stuff because of check out their cereal boxes and see if I have them 62 Fido's doc organs person 49 Changes 63 Spew 24 Cool in manner Street'' with a four-year-old friend. Ashley was cap­ the upcomin g holidays and the massive amount of or not. If not, l ask them to save it .' ' And he is very 64 Type of orange {a text) 25 Object SO Poet John - tivated by Elmo's cute and fuzzy personality. Then. Elmo g ift s she will shortly receive from her friends. specific: only collect cold cereals, not hot." 65 McMahon and 26 Singer Bryan! ··1 Asner 52 Shed fears. '27 Caltl.time 55 Bauxite, e.g. one day while dri ving th rough a Pennsylvania town. During Homecoming this year, Ashley and her He likes hi s unique collection because he can 66 Mortgages, e.g. 28 ~!age 67 It's afl - lo mel 56 Knead he spotted a huge stuffed Elmo sitting in a roy store roommate experi enced an Elmo encounter. When monitor changing trends. Depending on the year. 29 Leak 58 Impair 3 I negular writing 59 Blvd. window. She had to have it, and did . This was to be her roommate was in line to use the bathroom she Aladdin, the Li on King and Super Mario could be 33 Gabs 60 Golly! 34 Make a speech 61 Antlered her first Elmo product in a long line of monster hys­ met a guy who was wearing an Elmo tie. "She plastered on the lower comer of the package with an 35 Wanderer animal teria. dragged hi 111 across the parking lot to meet me. and toy offer from a movie or game inside . Today her obsession with the hairy being is still upon seeing th e ti e,'' Ashley says. "I screamed in "I will eventually buy cereal to try them out and building momentum. When she turned 21 in June, excitement and wanted to know where he got it .'' put them on the wall.'' he says jokingly about his her parents bought her 21 Elmo gifts. She has every­ Ashley lu1ows her collection isn't as valuable as hobby. 'Ttl probably save them. They are like base­ thing from Elmo sti cker books. colming books. a Mickey Mantle rookie card or a Superman issue ball cards to me,' ' he says. "People think it is weird. sham poo, soap and bubble baths. As fo r tl{c stuffed No. I comi c book, but to her. Elmo is worth even To me it is harmless. It is something to do.' ' animals. she has four of them - includi ng a repli ­ more. In any event, anything and everything can be a ca puppet. Ashley values her collection as a part of her collector's item. Toy rifles, back issues of "TV "I truly believe I am a kid at heart," Ashley says. youth and says she will most likely pass it on to her Guide'' and even napkins from different restaurants "My parents got me a ticket to visit Sesame Place to children one day. are valu able to someone somewhere. meet the real Elmo I for her birthday].'' Ashley has Collections can get started in odd fashions. One The value of M&Ms, Elmo and cereal boxes may yet to visit the man in the red furry suit, but she sure day two years ago. junior Rob Banks was eating not climb or drop like the stock market. It all plans to. Apple Jacks cereal in his room under his black light depends on the value the collector puts upon it and Her room is decorated in traditional Elm o garb on. The combination of the dark room and the light the devotion they place on their hobby. T he col­ - it's everywhere. Little plastic Elmo figurines sit had a glowing effect on the cereal box. That was lectibles mentioned here may not be worth more on her dresser and television. In fact . her whole TV when it started for Rob. than $ 100. but the owners wouldn't part with them unit is decorated with the puppet. Three Elmo fig- He clipped the face of the cereal box out and for a ll the money in the world.

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' J ,/ December 8, I 995 • THE REVIEW • 8 9 Football season, like reporter, lost in Lake Charles Passing by on Rt. 896, the sight of reminded season high school game. backwoods atmosphere. nal , solidified the impression of Lake It seemed so far a stretch from any­ Delaware Stadium never seemed so rr======i1 us just What a far stretch from the subur­ This. a long with the mob-like Charles as a small. Southern town. thing in a nonhern metropolitan air­ friendly. what part ban sophistication of a Delaware crowd, made the event seem more A sign above the gate displayed port. just like the Hen los of a day An hour's car drive, two plane of the crowd, full of students, parents, and like a cult ra lly, with the Hens as the the day's flight destinations. Eight before. flights, and one night in a Holiday Inn country upper middle class football fans. group to be burned on a cross. flights, all to Dallas/Fort Worth. Alisa and I boarded the plane and earlier, the Delaware football team we were Instead, locals am1ed with cowbells What a different world from After returning the rental car keys, Mike ran to check ih. The departure received its worst loss this decade in 111 . packed the stands, each seeming to Delaware Stadium. Mike, Alisa and I proceeded through time came and went and Mike was a place so remotely different from the It was a know the entire 17 ,000-member Not that the Lake Charles environ­ the security gate expecting to check nowhere in sight. familiar confines of Newark. scene that crowd. ment was anything less than an after­ our tickets inside the gate, just like we As the stewardess pulled up the Even before the game, the scene c o u I d Before the game, a pseudo-carni­ noon Delaware game, accompanied did in Baltimore and Dallas. steps, a smile came across my face outside the Lake Charles, La., stadi­ have just val took place in the parking lot, com­ by 30 degree weather and a crowd After being held back at the metal and I realized what had happened. um indicated something very differ­ View of the Fan as easily plete with a country-western dance. more likely to boo a Tubby Raymond detector, we learned what we The entirely different world of-Lak ent from any Yankee Conference tail­ t a k e n In a sort of irony, however, the decis ion than the opposing team. should've already known. Lake Charles would soon be a memory, but gate. Eric Heisler place 40 friendly Southern flavor, was It was just differem. Like night and Charles Ai11JOI1, not quite JFK or not before it took away a season and People in Southern anire weaved years ago, unfriendly to the Yankee Conference day. O'Hare, had a checkout outside the a college reporter. back and forth through cars in sense­ when a football game was just as Hens. gate. The plane took off, leaving Mike less pallcrns. It seemed that. remark­ much of a town event as church on Instead of the coziness that it But the worst, was yet to come. Alisa and I ran to check our tick­ behind, one-on-one with Lake ably. everyone from Lake Charles Sunday. In a way, it appeared that this brought the southerners, the dimly lit A 10: 18 scheduled flight the ets, leaving Mike to watch our bag­ Charles, a long with Delaware's sweet was there, yet no one from outside the football team, this game, and this sea­ Cowboy Stadium brought more of a morning after the game brought the gage. Art obviously southern employ­ dreams of a national championship. southern Louisiana town even knew son were all the McNeese fa ns had in sinister mystique for Delaware. three-member Review traveling staff ee took her time in assisting another of the event. their Jives. The lack of suburban establish­ to the Lake Charles aif1JOI1 by quarter customer before checking our tickets Eric Heisler is the spans editor of The 70 degree weather and A game that was the national quar­ ments, that would normally be found of ten. for the flight, which was now 10 min­ The Review. View of the Fan appears Southern food in the press box tedinal seemed more like a regular outside a stadium, provided for a The aiflJOrt, with its single tenni- utes away. Fridnu. Basketball tourney brings Scholar grades for football ·team continued from page B I 0 redshirt freshman transfer Todd horrible at times, particularly dur­ Volitis and true freshman Mike ing the loss to McNeese State. The ball instincts. Bergey showed promise. GRADE: kickoff coverage squad performed nation's best to Delaware But th e biggest surprise was the B- better. usually keeping the oppo­ emergence of Eddie Conti. The LINEBACKERS: The most nent inside the 20-yard line. sophomore spread end caught 35 consistent part of the defense thi s Sophomore placekicker Sean BY RICH WITMEYER It also gives players a chance to ly ranked touring club team out of passes for 705 yards and eight year, after suffering through an Leach had a strong year. convert ­ Stu/) Rc•ptmt•r play for college coaches. an obvious New York City. was the focus of a touchdowns. Conti also made some injury-riddled season last year. ing 45 of 49 extra poims and 12 of How far would you go to see some benefit, si nce 57 students who played Sports Illustrated article on the to ugh catches over the middle and Sophomore Ralph D'Angelo had I 5 field goals. Punter Scott White of the best high school basketball in the event now play at Division I exploitation of players. Jacobs said it rarely dropped the ball. With he another excellent campaign. mak­ had an erratic season, averaging teams play in the country's largest schools, and countless others in brings a bad name to similar tourna­ and Batts both returning next sea­ ing 145 tackles and serving as the just 33 yards per punt. White also tournament'1 Division II and III. ments. son, look for a more wide-open rock of the defense in the middle fumbled a few snaps late in the sea­ Thanks to Bobby Jacobs, basket­ A lot of players won' t have the "I think people just have an ax to offensive attack. GRADE: A+ linebacker spot. Senior Larry son that fortunately didn't cost ball enthusiasts don't have to go any chance to play once they arc finished grind because he wins; · Jacobs said OFFENSIVE LINE/TIGHT McSeed also made several big Delaware any wins. Conti was an further than Cape Henlopen High high school, Brey added. and this about d' Almeida. END: A pretty solid year for the plays and was the vocal leader of explosive kick and punt returner. School in Lewes. Del. toumamcnt gives them a chance to " It isn't anything like the summer men up front , as they all owed only the defense. Junior Geoff averaging 22 yards per return o n Jacobs, Director of Public play in front of a large crowd with a leagues;· Waterman said. "Mainly 30 sacks. Seniors Steve Archibald Gardner's 96 tackles and sopho­ kicks and eight yards o n punts. Rciat1ons for the State Department. is ''big-time atmosphere:· because they go as a team and are rep­ and Shannon Trostle once again more Denis Hulme's team-leading GRADE: C about to host his sixth annual "Slam "It's a great experience for every­ resenting their schools.'' anchored the right side of the line, eight sacks also stood o ut. COACH: Tubby Raymond' Dunk to the Beach" basketball touma­ o ne involved. The players are treated Jacobs isn' t concerned with and they wi II be tough to replace. GRADE: A- 30th Delaware team was stacked, ment on Dec. 27- 30. like they're in the NBA," said Stan d' Almeida's reputation affecting his Junior center Keith Bulicz blocked SECONDARY: The defensive and in most games the outcome "It's a basketball fan·s dream come Waterman, Sanford High School's toumament since it onl y allows high well in passing and ru shing situa­ backfield is perhaps the biggest wasn't in doubt during the linal true,.. Jacobs said of the 28- game school teams, which have to answer to ti o ns, whi le juniors Lynn Pyne and factor in the Hens' four-win minutes. Ray mo nd did an excellent toumament. "You get to see the stars state regulations, unlike d' Almeida. Chris Kumpon should again be increase this season. The unit of job keeping the team focused from of tomorrow today ... ''[Jacobs] has really built up a great solid next year. Tight ends Chuck senior corner Paul Williams, week to week early in the season, The idea for the tournament came "It's a basketball reputation over the past few years. Blessing and Steve Brady rarely sophomore fret: safety Dorrell and egos seemed to be left in the in 1989 when Jacobs and a friend Anything with hi s name associated figured in the offensive game plan, Green, junior strong safety Kenny locker room. Raymond utilized his wen: watching a game at the Palestra with it is going to be a first class fan's dream but blocked adequately. The line Bailey and sophomore corner depth at running back and defen­ in Philadelphia. His fri end said that it event,'' Brey said. did struggle toward the end of the Jamie Belle all had outstanding sive line effectivel y. and he c learly would be impossible to start a large After six years, Jacobs doesn't see season, however, particularly years. consistently holding oppos­ o utcoached William and Mary's basketball toumament in Delaware. come true." any end in sight. "The event just keeps against Navy and Rhode Island. ing wideouts in check. Green led Jimmye Laycock during Jacobs couldn' t refuse the dare. getting bigger and better;· Jacobs said. -Bobby Jacobs, organizer of "Slam Dunk GRADE: B the team with five interceptions Delaware's 23-20 win Nov. 4. Oh The toumament brings the best to the Beach" "The sky is the limit." DEFENSIVE LlNE: An up­ and Bailey was second in tackles the negati ve side. Raymond and high school teams from New York, The tournament, which runs from and·down season for the unit. They with 114. Williams frequently went some of th e players talked about a Philadelphia, Washington, Baltimore December 27 - 30. cost between started off superbly, recording 10 up against the opposition ·s best national title prematurely, and it and surrounding areas. coach who is preparing hi s team for $250.000 - $300,000 to put on. The sacks against West Chester. but receiver successfully. and Be lle appeared the Hens mailed in the ''He is out recruiting as much as I its li fth trip to the tournament. " It also cost is picked up by corporate spon­ tailed otT at the end, often allowing played solid man-to-ma n coverage. last two regular season games in am.'' said Delaware basketball coach brings the team closer together.'' sors, ticket sales, merchandise, con­ the .Q PPQS ing quarterback ample All four became more aggressive anticipation of the playoffs. As Mike Brey. "Nobody works harder to " It is a lso great for the coaches. It • cessions and private donations. time to deliver the ball. Junior this year and didn' t mi ss ~~arly as usual, the coach also kept hi s sense put together a tournament ... gives us a chance to coach against Tickets forthe first day arc $10 and starters Mark Hondru and Josh many tackles as they did the previ­ of humor with the media and even " I think it is a real positive for the some of the best coaches in the coun­ includes four games. Tickets for the Mastrangelo were effective in stop­ ous season. Definitely the strength showed signs of mellowing a bit, university program and the high try and we really Jearn a lot,'' second and third day cost $15 each the run and combined for o f the defense . GRADE: A taking the team's two losses beuer schools in Delaware,'' Brey said. "It Waterman said. and fourth day seats go fo r $25. seven sacks. and seni ors Mark SPECIAL TEAMS: All- tha n he 10ok defeats last year. brings a lot of players to the state who Recentl y, however, the controver­ Season ti ckets allow entrance to every Spinelli a nd Jo hn Shields also around, this was the team 's weak­ GRADE: A- don't know much about it .'' sial L

BY RYAN LEONAR D accomplishing its ultimate goals. try season. junior Tara Pointin . " We haven't Stc~ff Report1·r One runner wanting to travel down ··we have a lot of good sprinters practiced together yet." As one Delaware track team hraccs that path is sophomore I 500 runner and o ur distance team has really However, Pointin remained opti­ itself for a run at the North Atlantic Jon Geismar. improved." he said. mistic about the teammates s he has Conference title. anothe r must sprint In conveying his goals for the sea­ Hoping not to have a ny weak yet to meet. to find its identity. son, Geismar immediately focused links. said he believes the 'Tve heard good things about The men's team has only o nce fin­ team will he improved in almost all them," she said. ished below third in the NAC in the areas. She explained the goal is ··w finish past 10 years, and this year sho uld be "We lost some key guys who grad­ higher than fourth in the NAc:· striv­ no different. "I think we have uated. but we have some good young ing to top the team's placement iast " We're shooting to be in the top people in those events, .. Fischer said. year. three teams (in -the NAC).'' said "We have good sprinters and good Pointin said s he believed that :he Delaware Men ·s Indoo r Track Coach a stronger team youn¥ throwers. I think we have a team's strongest area is the di st

continued from page B I 0 For the first time in over a decade. two Qua r terfinals) EDCE 367 Student teams met in the final week of the season for The Hens faced their toughest opponent in Receivers Conti and Batts had big days in the Yankee Championship. In another la..:k­ No. I McNeese. Three early turnovers and Volunteerism leadino the Hens to a 23-6 lead, but the Tribe adaisical effort. Delaware allowed the Rams to missed tackles on a kickoff return for a in Health Education was n~t out of the game. Sophomore punter get back into a game in which they once held a Cowboy touchdown contributed to an early 17- Scott White fumbled a late fourth quarter snap, 24-6 edge. 3 defici t. allowing the Tribe to pull within three . Junior running back John Key was an Down 31-6 at the break. the Hens couldn ' t Winter Session Howeve~. time ran out on the William & Mary unlikely hero. taking a 56-yard pass into the start the second half any stronger than where M, W, R: 1:15- 3:30p.m. comeback. and Delaware extended their non­ end zone to score Delaware's first touchdown. they left otT. The Cowboys returned their se..:­ Contract for 1 - 3 Credits losing streak to I 5. The Hens survived with their fourth conference (>nd kickoff for a touchdown on the opening N;vy 31, Delaware 7 . tit le. kickoff. Hamlett reinjured hi s ankle and played Ahoy. Matey. The Hens went 111 to the gam.e Delaware 38. Hofstra 17 the game at less than full force. Interested in talking with your peers about fully expecting to win. And why shouldn t (Division I-AA Playoffs) The season ended in a tou<.:h of iro ny. A team Sexuality, HIV I AIDS, Alcohol and Other they? After blowing out teams con~1dered the1r The Flying Dutchmen turned the ball over that played so well through the majority of the equals. they had no reason to believe the 3-5 four times in their first I-AA playoff appear­ season would now have a 52-18 loss as it s Drugs, Eating Disorders, Fitness, Nutrition, Midshipmen would prove any tougher. ance. freshest memory. Stress Management and General Wellness? However. the Hens were unpleasantly s~r­ The Hens jumped out to a 17-0 second quar­ Nonetheless. their 11 -2 record stands as o ne prised. Navy quarterback Ben Fa~ rus h ~d tor ter lead. Hofstra came back with a touchdown of the Hens· best seasons ever. With 14 starters This is a practical course in peer education. 119 yards, whi Je Hamlett. wllh a npped fmger. of their own. but the Hens responded with a returning. there is also a great deal of hope for was silenced on the bench. Even YoUDee ran quick drive ending in a 24-yard touchdown the fu ture. For more information contact Nancy Nutt or Anne Lomax at into problems after he mocked a pregame vet­ pass to Batts just before halftime. And with Raymond entering his 31st year. 831.-8992 erans memorial ceremony. The mascot later Paul Williams capped off the victory with a the Hens will once again likely vic for the .,. resioned because of the incident. I 00-yard inten.:cption return for a touchdown. national championship. Delawa re 24, Rhode Island 19 McNeese State 52, Delaware 18 (1 -AA Sports Trivia 1:: Game of the Week •' What active coach has won the most col­ The Delaware basketball team pla)S lege footba II games in his career? Indiana tonight in the Indiana •• Classic. This is th e f irst time ever ..• the two teams will meet. :: :: I::

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BY ROBERT KALESSE St. Joe's." Swjj Rcpona Another key in the game will be From the Atlantic I 0 to the Big the "Evans factor:· Delaware's con­ 10. Delaware's opponents just keep tainment of Indiana forward Brian getting tougher and tougher. Evans and senior center Patrick Tonight. the men's basketball Evans' rebounding effort against team cont inues to work th rough its Haris Mujezin ovic will hoth prove challenging December schedule. The important factors. Hens travel to Indiana to take on the "I have to be o n the boards hard. Hoosiers in the first round of the both offensively and defensively; I 22nd Annual Indiana University need to get rebounds." Evans said. Classic. "Indiana's not as 200d as they have "They're a big physical team with been in recent years, but we know a great college player in Brian th ey're still a great team, and they're Evans.'' head coach M ike Brey said. a lot bigger than we arc." ''They're a typical Indiana team; Evans also cited that. unlike most they won't beat themselves and games where one player can make they' re very under control:· the difference, the whole team must Entering head coach Bobby turn it up a notch." Everybody has to Knight's 25th season at Indiana and step it up. the whole starti ng five his 900th game as a head coach. the needs to make the big shots if we Hoosiers have won the previous 21 want to be in the game," he said. Ind iana C lassics, never lo si ng a "We made th em against Bucknell but game in the process. not against St. Joe's: here there's no The team is also comi ng off a alternative." seven-point loss to top-ranked Since Indiana's intimidating size Kentucky. in wh ich they shot close could be the deciding factor, the T HE REV IEW( Aiisa Colley to 50 percent from the field. Hens will be forced to rely on their Sophomore Courtney Batts finished another great football season, a nd along with Eddie Conti should be a for ce T his is the first meeting ever speed. to reckon with next year. between Delaware and Ind iana. and "We're gonna have to use our alt hough the odds are against the quickness and try to steal the hall Hens, Brey and his players said they and then complete the play in the are confident, knowing they have transition-style game we're going to nothing to lose. play against them." Evan said. Bright season ends on dim note "O ur altitude going into the thing Overall. Delaware must stop is play hard, have fun. and see where Brian Evans. The 220-pound captain the chips fa ll .'' Brey said. "We'll use leads an already potent Indiana th is game as a learning experience to o ffense with 23 points and 6.6 field goals incl uding a 50-yarder. get bett er:· rebounds per game. accounting for 11-2 record fourth best in UD history Delaware 34, Youngstown State 13 "Playing in front of 18,000 people 32 percent of Indiana's offense thus After what Raymond call ed a "four-week at Indiana will be a great experience, far. preseason.'' Delaware faced dcfendin!! it's gonna be beautiful," said junior The tourney. a two-game affair. BY E RIC H E ISLER In downing West Chester 49-21, national cham pions Yo un gstown State. T he forward Peca Arsic. "but we are not will have Del aware facing either The Spurl.\ Editor Delaware recorded I 0 sacks, putt ing the game didn' t come anywhere near its hype as nervous." Citadel or Bowling Green in th e sec­ Tubby Raymond's 30th year as usually tough Division II Rams away in th e Hens won, 34-1 3. But aside from the pre-game jit­ ond round Saturday. Delaware head footba ll coach was per­ the first quarter. The Hens' backs, led by Delaware 15, Richmond 0 ters and hype, the Hens plan on play­ "We 're gonna be realistic and play haps one of his finest. senior Pat Wi !Iiams, totaled 425 rushing The fo ll owing week was Homecoming fo r ing Indiana with the same intensity the game at an even keel." Brey said. For the first time ever. hi Hens (I 1-2 ) yards 111 th at game. De laware, and as has typicall y happened in and effort they wou ld give any other "We'll play the game in four minute went undefeated 111 the Yankee Delawa re 28, Villa nova 7 the past five years, rai n greeted the returning team. T he Delaware playe rs also feel segments. During each TV time-out Conference on the way to winning their The season· s second game brought alumni . On a drenched field, the Hens shut th at halfcourt execution is necessary we 'll discuss what we're doing right fourth league championship. Villanova to Delaware Stadiu m. In a o ut No. 12 Ri chmond. 15-0. against Indiana. and wrong and hopefully put our­ The Hens' usually productive running game marked by I 0 lllrnovers. Delaware Delaware 48, JMU 19 "We've been practicing our half­ selves in a position to win." offense exploded with the emergence of defensive backs pulled down four inter­ With You ngstown o ut of the way, the next court o ffense all week and that will "If we can put ourselves in that junior quarterback Leo Hamlett. who was ceptions to win the game 28-7. Hamlett big game on Delaware's agenda was James be our focus unt il we leave." Brey positi o n," Brey said . "mayhe we can named Yankee Player of the Year and threw for 271 yards, including a 69- Madison. T he game was the Dukes' ho me­ said. "We've got to complete plays, keep the game tight and come out ECAC OITe,nsive Player of the Year. yardcr to junio r orman Coleman. coming, an d it was seen as decidi ng the con­ something we didn't do well against with a win." With Hamlett at the helm. the Hens Delaware 41 , Boston U. 29 ference cham pio nship. passing attack, complete with sophomore In week three. No. I I Delaware trav­ Once agai n, however, Delaware destroyed receivers Courtney Batts and Eddie eled to Boston to face the No. 15 Boston · a seemingly equal opponent. downing JMU Conti, became potent. University Hu skies. The Hens matched 48- 19. Hamlett, Williams, and senior Kai Anot her asset was the effectiveness of Boston U .'s high-powered passing attack Hebron all recorded I 00-plu s yard rushing the Hens' defense. Defensive backs in a game where the two offenses gained days. As a team. Delaware ran for 520. senior Paul Williams. junior Kenny over 1.000 yards. Delaware 61, Maine 0 Bailey, and sophomore Dorrell Green Junior Mark Hondru and sophomore After the bi g JMU wi n. M ai ne hard ly stepped up to neutralize Delaware's main Ralph D'Angelo stopped Bosto n U.'s seemed a worthy oppo ne nt. De laware broke weakness of last year, pass defense. Julien Dale on four straight downs inside the school and Yankee Conference yard Alt ho ugh the defensive improvement the I 0 to preserve a 4 1-29 victory. record, tota ling 7 14 yard s. In moving to 8-0. was not complete unti l late in the season. Dela wa re 37, ortheastern 10 th ey he ld the Black Bears to a mere I 08 signs pf it came in the Hens' initial !!ame . De laware returned to Boston the fo l­ yards. A ga me by game review: - lowing week. beating Nort heastern 37- 10 Delaware 23, William & Mary 20 Delaware 49. W. Chester 21 as sophomore Sean Leach kicked three see G R EAT SEASON page B9 Hens pass with flying colors

BY MICHAEL LEWIS 2,842 yards in total offense ranks second in Mcuwgiug Sports E.Jiror school hi story. He was named Ya nkee Next year. Confere nce Player of the Year th is season. and T hose are the two words no football team wi ll be a candidate for 1-AA Pl ayer of the Year ever want s to hear until they've won the nation­ nex t year. Senior backup Keith Langan took hi s al championshi p. But un fort un ately, th at is now limited playing time with class. never complain­ the mantra of the Delaware squad. in g and performing admirably when called upon. A lthough the Hens fe ll two games short of G RADE: A Receivers:A + th eir national ti tle dreams. the recently complet­ RUNNING BACKS: For the tirst time in ed season wi ll be talked about fo r years. In o pen­ fo ur years. this group didn't have one go-to guy. ing the season 9-0 on its way to an 11-2 fin al but they managed to do qu ite well anyway. The Offensive Lme:B mark, Delaware played bri lli an tl y for most of triumvirate of senior Kai Hebron. j unior the year. and with a better playo ff draw. this Norm an Coleman and senior Pat Willi ams com­ Defensive Line:B­ report card mig ht not be ru nn ing un til January. bined fo r more than 2.000 ya rd s. and one of the But the dream fell short. and ··next year" can't three seemed to always step up in th e clutch. come soon enough. Junior Jo hn Key also showed flashe s of poten­ Linebackers:A­ T he fo ll owing is a positi on-by-posit ion analy­ ti al. The onl y drawback was th e gro up's tenden­ sis of the season: cy to cough up the football. G R ADE: B QUARTER BACK: Junior Leo Haml ett had a WIDE RECEIVERS: Possibly the group Secondary :A fabu lous year. even better th an anyone could that shined the most this season. Everyo ne knew have expected. In hi s first full year as a starte r. coming into the season that sopho mo re Hamlett made tremendous strides in his deci­ Courtney Batt s was a star. and he proved it once THE REVIEW/ Alisa Colley Speeial Teams:C sion-making. passing acc uracy and poise in the again thi s season. grahbing 49 halls for 957 The Hens face tough competition December in the form of poc ket. He comr lc ted aprrox im atcly 50 percent yards and fi ve touchdowns. Throughout th e year Indiana, Villanova and Duke, starting with the Hoosiers tonight. COacb:A- o f his passes. threw fo r 2.086 yards. and hi s Batt s made eye-popping catches simply by out­ to uchdown/int.:rccrtion ratio was nearl y 2-to-1 smarting defenders and usi ng his superior foot- ( 16 T Ds. nine INTs). In addi ti on. Hamlett 's sec SCHOLAR-ATHLETES page B9

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