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This Issue is brought to you for free and open access by the Lanthorn, 1968-2001 at ScholarWorks@GVSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in Volume 25 by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@GVSU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Volume 25 Issue 23 February 27,1991 Casey’s License Not Meant to 'Getting the Kinks Attract Beer Buying Students Out of M-45 By Steve Ungrey MacCreery, (he deputy direc­ News Writer tor of highways. ■I inn .1 ... I . I I..II ■!, Rycenga also commented otv Over the last several years how positive feedback from one common complaint voiced the public might influence the by many area residents and decision of MDOT and hope­ college students is how dan­ fully encourage them to com­ gerous M-45 is in the stretch plete the design phase of the

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Rycenga, Allendale Township of accidents in the last several IP":,.- \ ' • ^ ^ "**#«.=* » i i supervisor, would like to see it years. • -u . ’ j l."V V* ■ . :'ffiBS become reality. According to Lieutenant r f / f f # i The stretch of M-45 that Larry Bell of the Ottawa l | H I 1 l i f l U f j | j I I | | b L I I I I m u g H g would be redone extends from County Sheriff’s Office, just west of 68th Ave. in Allen­ property damage accidents dale toeastofSandCreek. The along M-45 have numbered i' ?' * six and a half-mile portion of 722 in the last five years, with ... M-45 would cost $19 million the highest number occurring to completely change. in 1986 and 1987, with 164 “The stale has approved the and 169 respectively. concept of a boulevard run­ Personal injury accidents percent,” Rango said. “It’s come ning from 68th to Sand Creek,” have also been common along By Steve Ungrey hol license,” Wygant said. mostly from college students and Rycenga said. “They’ve au­ News Writer “Those two businesses are the highway, with the highest residents of Allendale, and I’m thorized $420,000 to be spent number occurring in 1987 and within a half-mile of each other, Casey’s Convenience Store, lo­ happy with that.’’ on the design for the project. 1988, when 99 and 90 acci­ and this would just add a third cated direedy across the street from “ Because of the economy 1 “The road would run in a dents involving injury took store and spread out the choices Grand Valley’s Allendale campus, wanted to increase the number of straight line, taking out the place on M-45. for students looking to purchase acquired a license to sell beer and customers in my store and bring in curves in between Sand Creek Fatal accidents, fortunately, alcohol.” wine on January 25 of this year. more food purchasers, and I fig­ and Grand Valley. The new have been rare, with four in In the time since Casey’s li­ According to Ziad Rango, man­ ured that obtaining a liquor license M-45 would be located about 1986, three in 1987, six in cense went into effect, no increases ager of Casey’s, they had applied would do this,” said Rango. 700 feet south of where the 1988, none in 1989, and one in student accidents or crimes have in August for their license and According to Rango, neither the present Grand River bridge up to September 30 of last been reported by the police. acquired it after a six to eight- township nor the state gave him exists today." year. Excluded is the Greg As for the question of minors month wait, which is common for problems in getting the license, The new section of high way SanGregorio accident which attempting to purchase, Wygant most stores waiting for licenses. despite its close proximity to the would pick up just east of the occurred on November 30. expects no problems there either. Rango said that his main goal campus. Grand Valley entrance and end Lt. Bell said that due to the “We frequent the place for lunch was not to bring in the business of A1 Wygant, Grand Valley Di­ at Sand Creek, while the re­ special enforcement team of and know the owner,” W ygant said. college students wanting beer and rector of Public Safety, sees no maining stretch of road would sheriff s and state police of­ “He, as well as other owners of wine but to obtain more custom­ major changes forthcoming. be widened into a boulevard. ficers which patrolled M-45 stores along M-45, know that well ers looking to buy food items in “1 don’t see anything happen­ Rycenga hopes to put this between 1987 and 1989, ac­ be checking frequently for under­ the store. ing. Crystal Rash has a beer and proposal past the Michigan cidents markedly declined in age customers and maintaining the “There has been an increase in wine license, and Grand Valley Department of Transportation status quo." our business of around 20 to 30 Lanes has a beer, wine, and alco­ when he meets with William J. AddressmgMuIticultural Issues Women at the Top ting male managers of the 80's By Steve Ungrey cultural aw areness forum was held multicultural awareness being a By Jennifer L. Wigger to nurturing female managers News Wriler m Lake Huron Hall to assess the nationwide issue at the current News Writer of the 90’s is due to the soften­ current extent of multicultural time, and dial two big questions ing of today’s market. On Friday February 22 a multi- education in Grand Valley's cur­ the committee hopes to address Two new views concerning Others believe that gender has riculum. are what is the debate over the core whether men or women will absolutely nothing to do with The meeting took place as the curriculum and what are make the best managers in the an individual’s success in a resull of a report given to Presi­ multicultural events. 1990’s were given in an exert managerial position. Rather, dent Lubbers about the status of Prior to the issue of Lubbers’ from Fortune magazine pub­ tiiose managers who embody multicultural awareness on the report, Provost Glenn Niemeyer lished inGVSU’sJanuary 1991 stereotypical traits of both gen­ GVSU campus. issued a separate statement to fac­ Career Newsletter. Opinion...... p. 4 ders will have the greatest suc­ Professor Rodney Mulder, head ulty addressing the issue of cul­ According to this selection, Campus Life...... p. 6 cess. ol the task force assigned to the tural diversity in “a society which some believe that women, by R J. Planisek, professor of Entertainment...... p. 10 project, opened the meeting with a is committed to, but has not yet exhibiting their trait of “nur­ Management, agrees. He stales. Classified Ads...... p. 15 few brief remarks and stressed the been able to achieve racial and turing empathy”, will make the Sports...... p. 13 task force consisted of people from ethnic hannony". best managers in the 1990’s. all four divisions of GVSU. This change from the hard-hit­ See Women, Mulder commented on Sec Multicultural, p.3 Page 2 The Lam horn February 27, 1991 Graduates Paying Extra For a Diploma

B y D e b Schultz actual material cost of the diploma. News Writer Senior and business major Gor­ don Jason commented on the twenty Graduating seniors will be dollar fee, “I don’t understand why charged a total of twenty dollars seniors have to pay for a diploma for a senior audit and diploma, a when they have been paying tuition fee initiated in the summer of all this time.” 1989. Grand Valley will not charge a The auditing process involves senior for more than one audit. If a the Records Department check­ senior pays the fee and receives a ing grade point averages and diploma but does not graduate, the course transcripts to ensure an twenty dollars will not be charged individual’s graduation from again upon the student’s gradua­ Grand Valley State. tion. Information involving a Several area colleges charge a student’s graduation must then senior audit and diploma fee that is, be sent to his/her advisor and in some cases, higher than the dean. In addition, general infor­ twenty dollars charged by GVSU. mation must be communicated A final decision regarding the for diploma orders and com­ audit and diploma fee was made by mence- ment organization. the Grand Valley Board of Control As stated by the Assistant Reg­ after considering all factors and istrar, Elyse Glass, the fee covers checking with other colleges al­ the time consuming and ongoing ready invoking the charge. auditing process as well as the

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Niemeyer commented that, as the forum relating to the issue. A "a publicly-supported, academic faculty member wondered if extra community we have a particular faculty would be hired by GVSU to responsibility for contributing to handle the increased load of classes. the solution of national More likely, as Niemeyer pointed problems...collectively, our most out, if you elected to teach the class effective approach is through a you would be relieved of another better understanding of our na­ class in your area tional heritage.” Robert Mayberry, Professor in The committee suggested that the School of Communications, no change be made in the existing pointed out that a new general edu­ general education requirements; cation category with several dif­ in other words, no class should be ferent multicultural awareness axed from ihe requirements and courses should be created. replaced with the awareness Mayberry commented on there course. being two dimensions to the issue, However, the committee did one of which is difficult to dispute; Charlie Robinson stress that Category B (Foreign he also said a diversity of voices Culture and Multicultural ap­ was needed and a group of classes proaches) in the requirements be would better handle the issue. defined more clearly so students From here the issue will go to the could have a better education in University Curriculum Committee western civilization. and, after summer meetings, it will The committee also recom­ be referred to the University Aca­ mended a new course be taken by demic Senate, Niemeyer, Lubbers, all students graduating from and, finally, the Board of Control. POSITIONS FOR NEXT YEA] GVSU. Mulder added that this wasn't going to be a “propaganda, ghetto, or victimization” course, The Newspaper Advisory Board and that most material would come “I JU S T from arts and humanities. (NAB) is taking applications for the Many questions were raised at positions of Editor-in-Chief, Business DON’T Manager and Adviser for the Lanthorn. Applications are available at the TEST Lanthorn and are to be submitted to i r v > L i f 7 7 | 99 Bob Stoll in the Student Life Office. ______i SUITES Deadline - March 1,1991 If tins sounds all too familia then you'd better make this $44 Double number familiar to o - 1-800 KAP TEST. Let Kaplan prepare Also, the Lanthorn is taking applications Complimentary you for the LSAT, GMAT GRE, Continental NCLEX, BAR or CPA exams. for all positions for next year. Call! Deep down, you know you Editors, writers, photographers, Breakfast can test better. So do we. advertising, business, graphics, and •Kitchenette computer people are wanted. STANLEY H. It API AN EDUCATIONAL (ENTER LTD. • T V w / C a b l e & H B O Applications are available at, and should be returned, to the Lanthorn Office. ►Free L oral Calls Deadline - April 1,1991 L o c a te d : 2627 East Beltline S.H.

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By Simon Hatley are negotiating with Mexico to tries in the Western Hemisphere decreased in those European fundamental economic issues such New* Writer establish a similar free trade zone are more promising than prospects Community countries whose gov­ as land ownership. over all of North America. for trade with many countries ernments subsidize farmers to In November of 1990, the value The United States should try to In 1989, U.S. exports to Mexico elsewhere in the world, Robinson grow the same products. of U.S. exports was $393 billion, increase its international trade, totaled $25 billion and are esti­ said. Robinson said that trade with whereas die value ofU ii. imports especially its trade within the mated to be $32 billion for 1990. U.S. trade with many European the Soviet Union is unreliable bc- was $497 billion. Robinson said Western Hemisphere, in order to U.S. products have become more Community countries has been cauaeofthepolitical turmoil there. that although the United Stales relieve the recession, according affordable to Mexicans because hampered by conflicts over farm . He also said that trade with East­ still has a trade deficit, progress is to GVSU guest speaker Barry the Mexican economy has stabi­ subsidies. The United States has ern Bloc countries is risky because being made in reducing it Keith Robinson who appeared on lized under Mexican President protested that the demand for U.S. many Eastern Bloc governments campus Wednesday, Feb. 20. Salinas. agricultural products is, unfairly have not yet developed policies on Robinson, a Washington D.C. Salinas has curbed Mexico’s attorney and formerly senior runaway inflation. He has negoti­ counsel for international invest­ ated with Mexican companies to ment and trade with the U.S. limit their price increases on their Department of Commerce, said products. He has negotiated with that even at their current levels, Mexican labor unions to limit their exports have kept the annual re­ demands for wage increases. And cession rate (currently two per­ he is cutting and closely managing cent) from jumping to four per­ government spending. 2/13/91: C. Thedriverof one vehicle, while Robinson said that South cent An accident occurred at pulling out of a parking space, hit He also said that every billion America might soon provide the Kirkhof Ceifc|Lthe driver of the right front quarter panel of the front seat without safety belts. dollar increase in exports can cre­ United States with huge export one vehicle backed up and hit other vebi<^#Both drivers sib The subject also had no insur­ ate as many as 22,000 new jobs in markets. Brazil alone, he said, has the left tear quarter .panel of students and no cine was injured. ance, was driving while license the United States. a population of 150 million people. the other vehicle who was The countries which provide Until a few years ago, the annual Astudent reported thatsomeone to Walker Police on a bench the United States with its largest inflation rate in Brazil was as high Both drivers are students and stole her checkbook from her Ra­ warrant. The vehicle was export markets are, in descend­ as 1,500percent, the rate in Peru as no one was injured. vine Apartment. Tbe police have pulled over for defective ex- ing order, Canada, Japan, Mexico, high as 2,775 percent and the rate a lead and the incident is under l i f f c m m m : in Argentina as high as 5,000 the United Kingdom and Ger­ A hit and run accident oc­ investigation. percent. many. curred in^LotF. A student’s The value of all U.S. exports to However, because the econo­ ||rehiclereceived damage to t ||i An accident occurred in Lot A. AnOfficerfoundth§t! mies in these countries are being Canada is more than twice the bumper and rear quarter panel . The two vehicles were baddhfc and clasp on the Ski Hill stabilized, U.S. products are be­ value of exports to Japan and out of their parking spaces when age rired bad been broken * only slightly less than the value of coming more affordable there. In l y u m £ J they hit Both drivers arestudents. The police have no exports to the entire European Chile, for example, imports from M was reported by two sto- the United States increased by 32 community. dents that they have been re­ 2/16/91: The U.S.-Canadian Free Trade percent from 1988 to 1989. ceiving harassing phone calls Robinson acknowledged the Pact, signed in 1988, should in­ in the Ravine Apartments The operating under the influence Medical Emergencies: crease U.S. trade opportunities conflicts the United States has with liquor. Hie vehicle was pufl<8fj| v i m : countries such that export illicit with the Canadians over the next and the incident is under over po Lake Michigan Drive for A student who was ] decade. The pact will phase out drugs, such as Columbia, but he vesti gallon. _ 5* erratic driving. ' take almost all trade barriers, includ­ said that foreign investment could ing tariffs, between the two coun­ help relieve these countries’ An accident occurred in to t A non-student was arrested for §8| Medical Center byafxi end after economies of their dependence tries by 1998. possibly fracturing his ankle. The United States and Canada upon drug sales. Prospects for trade with coun­ 7:\:- : : : V V. J

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Your Turn Does Higher Learning More Pro-Life Mean Narrow Thinking? By Rob Bennett In the early half of the 1900’s, a Please allow me a few para­ Of course the obvious problem Opinion Editor lescent you begin to form opinions graphs in response to Rob with Bell’s logic is that 90% of and theories of your own, many man named Thomas Scopes at­ Bennett’s interesting look at the deaf children were, and are, bom “Some people will never learn would argue that this is the true tempted to teach his students “Big Picture” regarding the im­ to hearing parents. We could, in anything; for this reason, because birth of the rebellious streak so Darwin’s Theory of Evolution as minent implementation of the Pa­ fact, more likely stop deafness by they understand everything too common in teenagers. Finally, an alternative to the Theory of rental Rights Restoration Act. sterilizing all hearing people. So soon.”—Alexander Pope when you are a college student, Creation. What ensued from this Mr. Bennett opens by inexpli­ too, could we save a mountain of you can strengthen and quite pos­ man’s open-minded approach to cably tying parental rights to the money by aborting all the un­ “Smart is when you believe only sibly substantiate these same teaching became oneof the greatest First Amendment; he closes by born—until, of course, we had half of what you hear. Brilliant is opinions and theories, but at the landmark court cases of all time, saying that we will all pay more eliminated everyone. What exactly when you know which half to be­ same time you still try to keep an the Scopes Monkey Trial. Since taxes due to the efforts of “one is Bennett’s point?! lieve.”—From Orben's Current open mind whenever new ideas or that incident there have been special interest group.” Then to, Bennett doesn’t allow Comedy new arguments to old ideas are hundreds of occasions where Bennett fails to detail just what for the reduction in taxpayers introduced. This is, of course, as­ groups and individuals have First Amendment rights are brought about by abortion, instead Just what can you believe? This suming that you areoffered several screamed “foul” when one theory somehow denied under terms of focusing on a hypothetical ’devi­ a decision that only an individual points of view in your college was taught in favor of another. the new Parental Rights Restora­ ant factor’ that assumes a large can make for themselves. When education. With that in mind, it One of these very instances is tion A ct How does a law that percentage of those human beings you’re a child, you tend to believe would be near to impossible for also a local news event. Calvin prevents secret abortions from aborted will be societal dregs. Roe in whatever your parents believe in some students to ever formulate CollegephysicsProfessor Howard being performed on minors con­ vs. Wade and Doe vs. Bolton went or tell you. When you’re an ado­ warranted opinions. See Learning, p. 5 stitute an abrogation of Dee into effect 18 years ago. A total of speech? 746,000 abortions were reported And Bennett’s repeated use of that year (a figure now annually an economic argument belies his doubled). The vast majority of Coleman Young's Police Blues implicit claim to a truly compas­ those three quarter of a million sionate, rational approach. He human beings would now be tax­ By Andrew K ar be handled like any crime, and the national average, but the officers claims we can all save money by payers, and productive members Entertainment Editor Guard is not equipped ortrained to are said to be rude, and these sto­ allowing the unconscionably high of society. secure and preserve a crime scene. ries hit the media. When dealing 1.3 million abortions yearly to An economic apology for abor­ So why would Young call for the with these negative stories in the continue. This is strikingly simi­ tion is frighteningly chilling, and On 20 February, th eDetroitFree National Guard? media, the department is often as lar to Alexander Graham Bell’s quite reminiscent of Huxley’s Press reported the fascinating re­ Dearborn has one of, if not the surly and arrogant as the mayor contention that we could eradicate Brave New World. Such a phi­ sults of two surveys. One was largest, Arab-American popula­ himself. deafness by sterilizing all the deaf losophy smacks of classism. Clas- conducted by the Free Press, the tions in the continental United More importantly, New York among us. See Life, p. 5 other by a non-profit organization States and a significant portion are City and L. A. are more likely as called the Citizens Research from Iraq. Might Coleman be op­ terrorist targets, and they have a Group. Basically, the results of erating under the assumption that high crime problem and have not Who? Me, Write for the Lanthornf these surveys puts Detroit at the where there are Arab-Americans, called for theirnational guard units. top of a list that compares the there will be terrorists? Gee.no, Last fall I was off campus. To Last spring at an NAB meeting, L. A. has a department that many money spent on law enforcement. Young can’t think that. That would get back into my customary posi­ while we were lamenting about authorities across the country Detroit has 4.93 employees per be like thinking where there are tion as a member of the NAB how so few Grand Valley stu­ consider the model of profession­ 1,000 citizens, compared to, say, blacks, there is a high crime rate, (Newspaper Advisory Board), I dents choose to write for the alism and efficiency. What has New York, number 3 with 4.91, and such thinking is racist in its spent several hours reading the Lanthorn, a middle level ad­ made Detroit so pathetic? and Los Angeles with a rate of application. Coleman could not accumulation of this year’s issues ministrator with a straight face I do not offer answers, only 3.20. The Citizens Research group be a racist, could he? of the Lanlhorn. said, “Maybe the Lanthorn limited speculation. Chief Stanley found that Detroit spends $245 per Even more significant than my The September 5th issue had a should shut down.” Another Knox has to decide whether to citizen per fiscal year on law en­ flights of speculation is the possi­ good range of articles written by option being considered is to put implement a reorganization plan forcement, while New York City bility that Mayor Young no longer 13 different Grand Valley student the Lanthorn under the Student signed by Chief William Hart. The spent $212,and Los Angeles $ 156. has confidence in his own police contributors. But by September Life Office and offer it as a bland, plan would beef up the patrol force, Interesting, don’t you think? force. While the mayor’s press 19th 1 began to see the repeat of sanitized junior version of the which has been suffering. Where So why is Coleman Young secretary has claimed that the old patterns. Irrelevant fill from Forum. have all of these officers been? calling for the Michigan National numbers demonstrate Young’s the news wire service had crept in, There is a third option. Present Why have they not been on the Guard to protect Detroit’s streets commitment to the police, the a story about student workers at the Lanthorn as a vibrant, infor­ streets to begin with? What is from terrorism? The Detroit Po­ problems inherent in the force are UCLA. Then there were two ar­ mative, entertaining, responsible, going on? lice, statistically, should be ca­ frightening. Public perception of ticles by the same news writer and though-provoking, inquisitive, Questions about Detroit that pable of handling any situation the department is very poor. Re­ two stories by the same campus irreverent, ...independent student never seem to stop. * thatarises. Tenoristincidentsmust sponse times are on par with the life writer. Fewer and fewerGrand voice. What it once was. This is Valley students were contributing the tougher option to choose be­ less and less to the content of the cause it requires the sustained Lanthorn Letters Policy newspaper. commitment of many students The Opinion section is a The January 9th edition must be from across the full range of section devoted to expressing the personal views of members some kind of record for Horatio- GVSU interests. For a start, this of the GVSU community. spring we need to recruit, for at-the-Bridgeone-man journalism. Opinions expressed in this sec­ The three articles on page one were next year, a nucleus of 100 stu­ tion do not necessarily reflect written by Steve Ungrey, News dent writers; 25 news writers, 25 those of Lanthorn employees. Writer. The lead article on page campus life writers, 25 sports Letters should be addressed to two was written by Steve Ungrey, writers and 25 special features the Opinion Editor, Lanthorn, News Writer. The next two ar­ writers. We need you. Kirkhof Center. Anonymous ticles were from GVSU Public If you would like more infor­ opinions will not be minted. Fbr purposes of verification Relations and the Michigan Colle­ mation on how to become a only; phlooe numbers and stu­ giate Coalition. Some wire ser­ member of the Lanthorn Resus­ dent ID numbers must accom­ vice fill, then there is an article by citation Team (the LRT) come pany fetters. Please limit let­ Steve Ungrey, Campus Life and talk with me. ters to300woids. TheLanthorn Writer. Where were the rest of us John Batchelder reserves the ; right to edit for when Steve Ungrey, almost alone, Newspaper Advisory Board space and readability. All kept the Lanthorn lit? 241 AuSable Hall submit o f T h e L a n th o rn . 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big responsibility! You have to try to be more understanding, I’m sure Learning, from p. 4 ------she would do the same for you.” Thanks!” Van Till has been cleared of ing. The fact that many colleges I t c o t - (Pfew! I got through the first charges stating that his scientific only offer one point of view on one!) “How about another caller? teachings on the origin of the uni­ some or many subjects is incon­ Hello, how cpn I help you?” verse were in direct opposition to ceivable. How are these schools “Hi Dr. Froot, I need some ad­ those of the Christian Reformed furthering the cause of higher vice, even if people thinkyou Church. For the past four years education? One must always have shouldn’thave your own column.” Van Till’s teachings have been the an alternative or should be in­ In my search for jobs that will “Thank you! What is your con­ “Great! What can ldo?” focus of an investigation, whose formed to the other point of view. pay actual money and keep me cern today?” Well, I have this friend... she, purpose was to determine whether Still, the problem continues to go busy after graduation, I am con­ “Well, I’m kind of embarrassed well, I don’t know how to put or not his views were heretical. on. stantly trying new things. This about this, butldidn’tknow where this...” But in an almost unanimous de­ More colleges need to imple­ week, to expand my marketable else to go. “That’s okay, take your time." cision, the 50-member Calvin ment classes which provide stu­ skills, I will take your calls and You see, I have this problem. “She goes to a tanning bed and College Board of Trustees cleared dents the opportunity to look at answer any questions you my have My roommate is a student teacher — doesn’t wear anything! How Van Till of all charges and encour­ issues from all angles, quite possi­ lingering in your psyche. and all she does is come home and could she do that? That’s gross aged him to “continue his personal bly as a direct participant or as (Cue music) complain about her students. and how is she supposed to know reflections, his research and the someone looking in on the prob­ DBofajlaffa^fada[fa-Ia-Jala.-h... What’s the big deal? All she has to if she’s getting a tan, she won’t testing of new insights.” lem from the outside. Grand Valley (Voice over) She’s informative, do is tell them this and that and have any tan lines?” With this decision, Calvin Col­ offers courses that do just this. compelling, witty and she knows then quiz them on iL Eighth graders “Oh, this is serious. My advice lege has supported the ideals of Three that spring immediately to Oprah’s phone number... it’s Dr. aren’t that much trouble. I re­ would be to discourage her going free-thought and open- mind are Introduction to liberal Froot... member whenl was in eighth grade to a “fake bake” salon. They aren’t mindedness. Naturally, the deci­ Studies (LIB 100), Ethics (PHI (Continue music) and we were a pretty cool bunch of very healthy. Goodness knows I sion had its critics. Many people 201) and News Reporting I (CJR DB-xfa.jdatlajda[h3a.Ja.lah..k.. kids. How can I tell her to just grin would never go to one! But, back feel that Van Till should be fired 256), if I have inadvertently left “Good afternoon everyone out and bear it, she’s the one who to your friend, it is her choice and for blatantly teaching evolution. any courses out of this list I in Grand Valley land! Welcome chose that profession.” you must support her decision to What these people are failing to apologize. As far as I am con­ to another edition of Dr. Froot. “Oh My! No! No! No! You expose herself to ultra violet rays.” look at is the fact that this is a cerned, every student should try This week I will be taking calls mustn’t feel that way! Student “Oh, all right, but I still think it’s college we are talking about, not a and take at least one of these from the audience and use the teaching is very taxing on a col­ gross.” church. Granted many courses if for nothing else, to techniques 1 learned at Geraldo’s lege student. Not only do they “Thank you for calling. I think colleges(Calvin included) are reli­ possibly gain new insight and per­ School of Talk Show Hosting to have to wake up at 5:45 a.m. and we have time for one more. giously oriented, it is still a col­ spective on their own values. answer your, yes^your questions. drive a half hour to school, after Hello, thanks for calling, how lege, an institution of higher learn­ Here’s our first call now. they are done there, they have to can I help you?” Hello, you’re on the Dr. Froot change their mode of thinking, “Hi Dr. Froot, I need some ad­ Show, what can I do for you?” come bock to campus and become vice, even if I hear people say you r ' Life, from p. 4 “Hello Dr. Frood I am a big fan a student themselves until their shouldn’t have your own column.” ______i even if my friends don’t know own classes are done. Student “That’s fine, what’s up?” rights. And one of those why you have your own column.” assisting and student teaching is a “Well, I am having problems ceived in an economic stra- rights is the right to be in- picking out a new hair spray. I pum deemed by self-sup^ Evolved in helping their mi-? don’t know which over-the- poitive free thinkers (read: nor daughters make major counter brands are good because I T h e don’t have enough money to con­ us) to be an economic bur- medical decisions, tinue buying the salon brand I den, we feel it best for the Like Alexander Graham usually prefer.” common good to eliminate Bell, our own Rob Bennett you.” may be destined for great- Editor in C hief__ Sarah Stinson “Oh, this is easy. I had the same problem once. My method of de­ Bennett also plays se- ness. If that happens. I cer- News Editor - 3*"-^-----— Joe Lowden ciding on a new hair spray is the mantlc games unworthy of tainly hopehe either junks Opinion Editor .Rob Bennett smell test. 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\ Not Without My Daughter Wins Essay By Jerry Sraigelski man, Sayyed Bozory Mahmoody did not give up though! Somehow riage, but that docs not mean all Patty Alexander______(aka-”Moody”), and their she made contacts and found a way woman are treated this way. The Contest Germany’s “Woman of the American bom daughter, Mahtob. to learn the language and culture. movie is fair in respect to showing TheGVSU Student Services Year," and “The National Child In the book, Betty tells of the She developed relationships and how a man could live in America Division sponsored an essay Abuse Preventive Services” An­ horrifing consequences she and built trust with an Iranian group of for almost 25 years, be considered contest as part of its Career nual Award, Oakland University’s her daughter Mahtob faced due to people that was willing to risk their Americanized, and then revert back Development Month pro­ “Outstanding Woman of the Year,” the lack of knowledge of the laws own lives and help Betty and to his original culture due to peer gramming. Topic: Will your and an Honorary Doctorate of of her Iranian husband’s country. Mahtob escape on horseback from and family pressure. ability to interact in a diverse Literature Degree from Alma Betty shows how that lack of Iran through the mountains to The Iranian families are a close workforce impact your success College are just some of the awards knowledge about her bi-cultural Turkey. This in itself being an knit group of people that stand Betty Mahmoody has won in 1990 intheyear2010?Explain why marriage had an adverse inpact amazing task since in Iran, a woman together in cultural and religous and 1991 thus far. and how, on her life forever. would be executed immediately if beliefs. The movie shows how Betty lived with her Iranian Mark Marsiglia received a Betty introduces her story with found trying to leave. Americans can and are discrimi­ husband and American-born $150 bookstore gift certificate their life in Texas and their move In Iran, the father has rights over nating in many respects against daughter, Mahtob, in Alpena, for his winning entry printed to Alpena, Michigan. They de­ the children and so Mahtob would foreigners. Moody experienced Michigan, from 1980 - 1984 just below. Runners up, Therese cided to take a two-week family have been returned to her father, this first hand as an anesthesiolo­ across the street from our home Comor and Mike S ul i van, won vacation to Moody’s homeland Moody. This is a story of a mother’s gist at hospitals in Texas and and has remained dear friends of bookstore gift certificates of of Iran. After two weeks of sur­ love for her daughter- that she was Alpena. my family. Betty is the author of $100 and $50 respectively. prising culture shock and en­ willing to do anything to get their While the accomplish­ Not Without My Daughter, a book Congratulations to the win­ countering very different freedom. ments of writing a book and con­ that was number one on the N.Y. ners and thanks to all who women’s rights, Betty and Betty once prayed that her hus­ sulting for the movie are distinct Times Best Seller List in February participated. Mahtob were told they must stay band would just die, but found out honors, Betty has not stopped there. and is now a required reading in THE WINNING ESSAY: in Iran and could not return to that she and Mahtob would then This was done to publicize her many schools. There is a transformation America This she thought was become property of his family. story and provide a ring of safety We dedicate this article to our taking place in America. In the biggest nightmare of her life, Betty has also dramatized her book around her and Mahtob. Moody friends, Betty and Mahtob, for their the year 2010, the make-up of but really only the first in a series happenings into a motion picture, promised that if Betty ever es­ courage and fight to return to our the American workforce will of many. which is showing currently in the­ caped from Iran he would find and beautiful country of freedom. Help embody many elements of di­ Betty and Mahtob lived 18 atres. The movie, which previewed kill her and take Mahtob back to them instill their education and versity — age, gender, color, months in Iran, searching for a just before the outbreak of the war Iran to be raised. Now that people past experiences of other cultures culture, talent, physical way back to their homeland and in the Middle East, is being criti­ are aware of the situation they to give all people a better under­ handicap, personality, and be­ to their family and friends. cized in the Western states by Arab look out for her in her central standing of the rights of the chil­ havior. The reality of diver­ The whole 18 months Betty activists. This is probably expected Michigan town. dren in other foreign countries. sity and its advantages will was kept as a prisoner, constantly considering the cultural variances Betty is now writing her second Not Without My Daughter is a prove to be an essential in­ beaten and mentally pushed to a with respect to women’s rights. book, a sequel to Not Without My true story about a Michigan na­ gredient in the evolution of limit that neither you nor I have The movie shows one woman’s tive, Betty Mahmoody, an Iranian the American workforce. probably never experienced. She occurrences in a bi-cultural mar- See Daughter, p.12 See Essay, p. 12 v .

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Carla Roth, John Bowman, and Craig Fowler during Job Pair 9V mm BY EMILY STANKEY r s r By Sascba Bates and banks. fair, I felt an air of cheerfulness Campus Life Writer Alargenumberof students turned that one usually finds at a festi­ •*- " ...... - out for the event. It was a day for val Everyone was chattering Last Wednesday marked the ’ everyone ~~ both graduates and gaily amongst themselves and annual job fair here at Grand nongraduates. The jobs offered creating quite a din, so that if Valley Stafc, The varied from different types of stores anyone wanted to be heard she KMbof Center was jammed needing managing trainees to. a or be had to talkevenlouder. All with tables from top to bottom chemist opening for the Donnelly in all, this made tt a pleasure to to accomodate the 49busines$es Corporation in Holland, do business. [TT represented that day. S an e of It was interesting to note, how- At the conclusion of the fair, these included such places as f ever, that aU.of the companies rep- there was & luncheon sponsored COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE Metjer’^ m fa y , and Bin v';,jmrted

We interrupt this newspaper to Percent of bring you a special report on 5th First-time buyers Avenue... here now is Steve Ungrey, Campus Life Writer. Thank you. On February 21, the a-cappella group 5th Avenue stopped by the Promenade Deck for an hour’s worth of enjoyable entertainment. Recent winners of the group Repeat buyers competition on the television series Big Break (which I would like to point out is NOT a Fox show... who in the audience could have thought that?..), this band is entertaining. The group performs the same type of music that Four Guys Married Standing Around Singing did last fall here at Grand Valley, and they pick tip right where Four Guys left off. Their mix of songs combines 5 th Avenue Styles at Nile Club Series PHOTO BY EMILY STANKEY both original music with classic rock tunes. Of the original songs “Moondance” never sounded table? What were you guys on There will be no Nite Club only two stood out as truly worth better, as did Elton John’s “Rocket that night? If it’s legal, can I Series act next week or the week Srigle listening to over and over: Man”. I think it’s gonna be a long, have some of it? If not, we’ll after, as most of you will “Losing You”, whieh had that long time before anyone tops that. talk... probably be doing Spring Break wonderful fifties sound, and Two songs near the end were All in all, 5th Avenue in Florida, Texas, Baghdad... ‘Together Forever”, a tearjerker absolutely perfect. Their cover of performed wonderfully for the what have you. about losing your true love. “I Just Want to Celebrate” by Rare sparse crowd that turned out. The next act will be Thursday, 12.6% 15.3% 16.5% Excuse me while I dry my Earth was excellent, while Perhaps in the future UPB March 14 at 9:00 PM, featuring tears and get a Kleenex... “You’ve Lost that Lovin Feelin” should reconsider scheduling keyboardist Rick Kelley and his 1988 1989 1990 The old music made 5th brought the house down. acts on basketball nights? amazing brand of pop music. SOURCfc: Chicago Trfouna, Avenue a band worth coming to Which reminds me, people... Anything to promote a higher This concludes my review. We Chicago Title and Trust see. The Van Morrison classic what was so funny at the front turnout. now return you to your regularly scheduled newspaper. 02/18/91 KRTN Infographics Men’s Day Events Form A Successful Tribute By Inshirah Peaks Campus Calendar Campus Life Writer Contest Essay. The luncheon was He also pointed out the im­ -i February 23- March 13 concluded with closing statements portance of education to serve In tribute to Black History by Dean of Minority Affairs, Donald Mid-Week Bible ourselves and others; we must Friday: Month, the Minority Business Williams, and a Benediction by Tim use education to save our people Study, 224 Commons NOON — LBS: Scott Keely, Education Center program spon­ Custer of Campus Ministries. but fust we must’ use it to save actor — Irish Tale, sored Men’s Day 1991 on Febru­ The next part of Men’s Day was a ourselves. LAT, Calder 1N.GRAND RAPIDS AREA; ary 18 in the Promenade Deck of lecture by g uest speaker Ed Vaughn. Vaughn called attention to the Friday, March 1: 8 PM — Kirkhof. The theme this year was Vaughn, a member of Omega Si Phi, Ethnic Heritage various inventions developed by Saturday. March 2 - Sunday. 10 “The African American Male: The is a candidate for the Detroit City black people such as the refrig­ Ensemble, UICA Unforgotten Soldier.” Council. In his hour long lecture he erator, sparkplug, gas mask, and (1064 Race NE The program was divided into discussed the importance of black elevator. SPRING BREAK! in Grand Rapids) two sections, a luncheon for men history and Black History Month. The cause of World War I, he Cost is $10/ only and a lecture open to every­ Vaughn briefly talked about the said, was battling over who could Wednesday. March 13: $5 UICA members. one. founder of Black History Month, control African nations. World 7 AM: Lenten Breakfast The Ensemble comes out of The luncheon turned out to be a Carter G. Woodson. He also dis­ War II, then, was a carryover of Series, 224 Commons the Association of Creative big success with a considerable cussed, in further detail, the origins World War I. Noon, 4 PM, 7 PM: M usicians, a loose number attending. It was opened of all human beings and being able He closed his speech by say­ Excellence in Leadership collaboration of free jazz by MBEC member Kala Gibson. to trace their ancestry back to Af­ ing , ‘The answer for the world is Seminar, Evaluation musicians put together by Other portions of the program in­ rica. Vaughn emphasized a main African humanism; this is what 7:15 PM: Intervarsity Muhal Richard Abrams in cluded an introduction by Elmond point about slavery that people can the world needs. This is my Christian Fellowship, Chicago in the mid-1960s. For Tolbert: invocation by Alberto be enslaved yet today if they forget theory.” Kleiner B more info, contact Paul Macias, Jr.; recital by Lelonde that they can be enslaved. Our mis­ A question and discussion 9 PM:------Green Peace lecture. Wittenbraker or Dorothy Bond of his winning MLK Jr. sion is our own salvation. section followed after the lec- Promenade Deck, Kirkhof Bradshaw at 454-7000. ______J

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Some of the different game tables were: 1) a cake walk sponsored by the NAACP in which one had a chance to win cookies, cupcakes, muffins, or a one layer Bonus Cake. Ten cakes were offered as prizes; 2) the dime toss gave stud ents the chance to win gold fish; 3) Name That Tune — the most creative table, gave one the chance to win a poster or record of various popular artists; 4) The Price is Right offered bigger prices due to the donations of different corporations. A remote control car, facials, pizza, and tanning lessons were offered as prizes. The food used in the pricing game were afterw ards donated to Love Incor­ porated for the needy. The other game tables were: Pictionary, Pop-A-Top, Bottle Pick-up, Ring Toss, The Duck Pond, and the Bean Bag toss. Other tables included were: the three minute Massage Parlor, Pie Attack (have someone hit with a pie), Lie Detector tests, a photo booth, and Jail which turned out to be a big hit. One could have someone arrested and put in jail until someone else put up the two ticket bail. "Putting someone in jail was fun. It was a great way to get even. However, I was put in jail about five times," said Monica Franklin, a freshman. By Inshirah Peaks — - ■ ■ - - ■■■ " ■ - Everyone I talked to to had only positive things to say Campus Life Writer about this year's carnival. "1 think this carnival is lots of fun. I played basketball The Escape to the Tropics Winter Carnival, set up by Major Campus and was glad to have won a poster. 1 think Grand Valley activities, fumed out to be a successful and profitable event with a high should have bigger events like inis more often, but also in attendance of students. the spring and outside, next time." The carnival consisted of 16 games and a total of 25 booths. Fifteen Terrance Williams, a Grand Valley basketball player, school organizations sponsored the various tables. These organizations also agreed that it was an exciting event. included: The Pre-Physical Therapy, NAACP, Ravine Club, Robinson "This is fun; it gives you something to do. It's even House Council, French Club, Honors Club, Alpha Kappa Alpha Soror- better than some parties." i ty, Sigma Sigma Sigma, Delta Sigma Phi, PRSSA, Delta Zeta, and SADD. "The Winter Carnival is nice for students to get together and just have fun," stated Moyette Wilson. Along with game tables and the various other tables there were also a number of raffles. The Ravine Club offered a raffle for a $20 gift certificate from the GVSU Bookstore. Alpha Kappa Alpha had a raffle for a free CD of the winner's choice and the NAACP raffled off eight cakes. Overall, close to $400 was made and split between the different organizations. Each organization possessed ten cents for each ticket. The most profitable booth turned out to be the jail.

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Is Right" booth as the crowd cheers her on. With critical acclaim, true mu­ Calhoun returning to his pyramid acoustic tunes from their debut Plenty of new material to ex- Paisley Park studio, a fresh sical talent, and packed concert over the drum set to perform a Indigo Girls, the currently hot plore, bringing new albums and sound is inevitable. Ziggy sites across the nation, Living relentless solo, later rejoined by Nomads*Indians*Saints, and new bands to the forefront of Marley is collecting new beats Colour and the Indigo Girls the other three to strike up a fiery Strange Fire, a package of mate­ music. Fortunately, the list for his next effort, with rapper brought their tours through Grand version of The Clash’s “Should I rial from their early days. grows with every new week. KRS-One appearing on both Rapids last week. Stay Or Should I Go”. The show The duo’s strength is provided The breakup of The Clash his and R.E.M.’s new efforts. On Monday, February 11, Club was closed on a somber note with through smooth but intense vocals, provided Big Audio Dynamite Skid Row is also working on Eastbrook was trembling with the Tracy Chapman’s ‘Talkin’ ‘Bout catchy harmonies, and extremely with Mick Jones, a solo release a soon-to-be-available pack­ power of Living Colour. Fans in A Revolution” ahd “Solace Of well-written verses. The music is from Joe Strummer, and now age, putting the sophomore jinx the band’s native New York may You” from Timers Up. straightforward, yet very distinct Havana3A.M. withbassistPaul to a test. Great White opens its have been able to hear some of the Urban Dance Squad opened the for Indigo Girls. The already folk- Simonon. Their debut recap­ tour in Kalamazoo next month, show. An array of lights and event with its diverse form of Funk/ classic “Closer To Fine”, new tures some of The Clash’s raw while Scorpions bring their smoke, with Corey Glover’s over­ Rap/Alternative/Metal/Dan-ce, songs“Watershed” and“Welcome guitar pock with relentless vo­ Crazy World to K’Zoo in April. whelming voice, Vernon Reid’s including the current top 30 hit Me”, and the grammy-nominated cals. Trixter has joined forces with thundering assault with his bright “Deeper Shade of Soul” from the “Hammer And Nail” were among The March release of the film the Scorp’s (Mike Reeg highly neon pink guitar, Muzz Skillings release Menial Floss For The many brilliantly performed num­ New Jack City will include a recommends them) for what having fun roaming around the Globe. bers throughout the show. soundtrack containing a fine should be a powerful show. stage carrying the bass, and the Two days following on Febru­ A highly appreciative audience, collection of hip-hop and R&B ♦For those stuck in Michigan boom of William Calhoun show­ ary 13,manyadmiiersofthelndigo which included gifts of roses and artists. Comprising the record next week, check out the Grand ing why he is already considered Girls waited outside Club t-shirts, created two encores as no will be Johnny Gill, Ice-T, Full Rapids Record Show on Sat­ one of rock’s finest drummers. Eastbrook trying to buy tickets to person dared to leave. Members Swing Effect, Troop with Queen urday, Mprch 2 from 9-4pm. Covering tracks from the albums the solid-out show. Inside, the Club of the Ellen James Society joined Latifah, Keith Sweat, Color Me Dealers of compact discs, Vivid and the more recent Time's was filled to capacity with little the group for several tracks, after Badd,andGuy. records, tapes, and videos will Up, the four man wrecking crew space to spare. warming up the crowd as the Whodini has a newBag-A- attend from around the state kept the audience moving with Amy Ray and Emily Saliers have opening act Their current album Trix for sale, with the first and parts of the midwest, pro­ “Type”, “Open Letter (To A quickly become giants in the folk is released under an independent single “Freaks” hitting various viding at least something for Landlord)”, and the bluesy new music industry. The evening recording label created by Amy airwaves. every musical taste. Collector’s single “LoveRearsItsUgly Head”. contained a collection of upbeat Ray. RJE.M.’s seventh album. Out items and used materials at very The encore featured only folk, mid-rock, and mellow OfTime, has the band travelling good prices, happening at the in anew but not totally different Kentwood Club across from direction. Produced at Prince’s Eastbrook Mall.

Sleeping with the Enemy

but the second one is just plain cast with good acting. The script stupid. You’ll see what I mean. needed a little woik in some places. Julia Roberts gives an excellent The movie is very good but not Some scenes make Laura look performance as Laura Burney, a really suspenseful until he catches downright dense, such as when the very repressed housewife. She is up with her. Sleeping with the towels seem to straighten them­ exceeded only by Patrick Bergen, Enemy has just one major fault, selves, she stays in the house. You who plays her sinister husband, it’s too predictable. Martin seems would think she’d make tracks, Martin. to have absolutely no trouble but the girl doesn’t use her head, or RICKIE LEE JONES: Laura is more than the victim of finding Laura. I was looking for­ her feet, for that matter. RICKIE LEE JONES wife abuse. She lives her life in ward to a little fancy detective Personally, the last scene is my fear of unruly handtowels and work, but nooooo, it seems he finds favorite. She manages to get a Rickie Lee Jones has had a very she’ll be out in a sec, the band’s misaligned cans of soup. Her only her in only a matter of a couple little of her own back. I wanted to sporadic ten year recording career, settin’ up. Shh, here she comes.” escape is death. After formulating weeks, if that. stand up and cheer, but I settled for releasing only five albums, (one She steps out of the shadows, un­ her plan over months, she finally Patrick Bergen does a wonder­ sitting there and laughing. Over­ being an eclectic EP. peppered assuming features; gentle yet worn. escapes and begins a new life in ful job in playing the diabolical all, I think the movie is worth with live recordings and cover tunes She’s wearing an old, loose, brown, Iowa, of all places. creep. I’d be scared just looking at seeing and in recognition of mid­ such as “Under the Boardwalk'’ frilled dress, red beret covering Laura’s plan would have been him, which leads me to wonder term week, I’11 even grade it B+— and “My Funny Valentine”) start­ the top of her straight, dirty-blonde perfect except for a couple of mi­ why our heroine married him in good story but lacks depth. ing in 1979 with her eponymous hair. After she takes one last drag nor mistakes which lead her hus­ the first place. Maybe it was the Sleeping with the Enemy is debut, 1981 saw the release of Pi­ off her smoke, that familiar bass band to realize she isn’(really dead. money. showing at Studio 28. rates in 1983, The Magazine was line starts. I can forgive her for the first one. Anyway, the movie had a good released, followed in 1984 with “Don’t you know/Chuck E.’s in Girl At Her Volcano. It took six love.” She weaves a story of love, more years for her to put out an a girl looking for her man and "OffreaHsm" album but in 1990, the wonderful happy to be in love. “ChuckE.’sin Flying Cowboys came out. All of a drama was lynch’s Twin Peaks. her. Now Steve Martin tries his love/ with me.” The song ends. these heralded minor hits but none However, offrealism works best hand at this sort of entertainment Her (implied) smile is infectious. as big as her debut. So why review as comedy that carries potential with L. A. Story, a marvelous “Listen. Close your eyes. See an album that’s twelve years old? A new trend has appeared in the dramatic impact. The television comedy with all sorts of strange her swaying to the Jazz/Blues C’mon, I’ll show you, we got places entertainment industry. I tend to series Northern Exposure, with its things that add up to the sum total sound coming from the band, ig­ to go... call it offrealism. Pioneered by odd coincidences and strange of Los Angeles. noring the barsounds. One with “Here, have a seat. Sorry about such persons as David Lynch, of­ wonderful people. Martin plays Harris Telemacher, the music and her words. the smoke in here. You want a frealism is the presentation of the Offrealism is fun because it a weatherman for a Los Angeles “C’mon, it ain’tover yet. We’re beer? The entertainment? Oh, real world with a twist. The most opens a person’s eyes to the de­ television station. He actually See Rickie, p.l 1 recent attempt to do offrealism as lights in the world around him or See L.A. Story, p. 11 February 27,1991 TheUmthorn Page 11

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M i ■r— Laker Basketball to Host GLIAC Games

Winner Receives Automatic Bid to Division II Playoffs

By Christine Stuck Every Laker put points on the Sports Writer board in the victory, led by Todd Jenks’ 16. Jenks also grabbed The men’s basketball team used seven rebounds and four steals a balanced scoring attack last along the way. Thursday to close out conference Jason Devine poured in 13points play for the season, finishing with and dished out eight assists to help a 12-3 record in the GLIAC and the cause; Brent Wichlacz and claiming first place honors. The Charlie Mandt each added 12 Lakers downed Saginaw Valley points; and Terrence Williams State University 95-68, holding rounded out the Laker double digit the Cardinals to only eight points scoring with 11, including seven in the final nine and a half minutes of eight from the free throw line. of the game. Mandt and Williams also hauled Grand Valley led by as much as down seven boards apiece. 17 in the first half but Saginaw Bart Bitner and Steve Harvey Valley outscored GVSU 14-2 in each netted nine points, Shawn the final five minutes of the period, O’Mara dropped in six, Eric Tay­ leaving the Lakers with a 44-39 lor made three of four from the halftime lead. charity stripe for his total, and Scott SVSUscored the first five points Underhill and Ray Richards each in the second half to knot the score scored a pair to complete the Laker at 46-46 and was able to keep it scoring effort. close until half-way through the Grand Valley out-rebounded period. From then on it was all Saginaw Valley 35-27 in the Grand Valley: the Lakers went on match-up, and converted 18-21 a 27-0 scoring streak, leaving the (86%) free throw attempts to only Cardinals trailing 88-60 and with 14-20 (70%) for the Cardinals. PHOTO BY BOB COOLEY shattered hopes of pulling off an The Lakers will meet Northern GV's Jason Devine driyes around SVSU defender Derrick Alexander. The Lakers blew out the Cardinals upset. Michigan on Thursday, March 8 95-68 in their final regular season GLIAC game. The Lakers added another seven to open their GLIAC tournament points in the final two and a half play. The game will be held in the minutes and Saginaw Valley added Field House arena at 7 p.m. Lady Lakers Win Last Conference six, resulting in the 95-68 Grand Valley win. Game and Qualify for GLIAC Play

By Sandy Bloomer sively by shooting 54% from the 64 victory. Sports Writer field. IPFWjust couldn’t keep up, The Lakers put together a total as they shot 39%. Excellent de­ team effort as everyone scored at fense created several fast break least five points. The scoring force Grand Valley’s lady hoopsters lay-ups and gave Grand Valley a was lead by Shelli Nemeth with finished off their regular season 49-22 lead. 20. Nemeth also dished out seven with wins over Indiana-Purdue at GVSU continued their success assists and six steals. Fort Wayne and the Saginaw Val­ in the second half. Solid free throw Carrie Dillon contributed a ley State Cardinals. GV ends with shooting came through for GV as double-double with 19 points and an overall 17-9 record, (10-7 in they shot 20 of 25. The Mastodons 10 rebounds. Helle Mathiesen GLIAC play). went seven of 10. Charity points contributed 16 points and eight The Lakers came out hot in the helped the Lakers reach the cen­ rebounds. first half against the Mastodons. tury mark for the second time this GV dominated the court offen­ season. GV brought home a 101- See Lakers, p. 14 Track Teams Were Successful at the Domino's Invitational

By Jeanine Freese teams from Ferris, Manchester and The women’s competition was Sports Writer University of Wisconsin - Mil­ lead by Grand Valley with an im­ waukee. The men hung in there pressive score of 190 points, The 1991 Grand Valley State and ran really well.” Saginaw Valley State placed sec­ University Domino’s Pizza Indoor Martin stated that there were ond with 60, Ferris finished third Track Invitational was a success. several highlights of the men’s with 58. Eight men’s teams and seven meet. The 1600 meter relay team Martin stated, “ We have to re­ women’s teams competed on Sat­ broke the school record with member that a lot of the teams only urday. 3:26.34. ran one person in each event to try Ferris won the men’s competi­ Steve Nederveld took first in to qualify them for nationals. We tion with 123 points, Manchester the hurdles with a time of 7.06, aren't that much better than our finished second, University of Brent Dykstra finished second in competition.” PHOTO BY ERIK HOLLADAY Wisconsin - Milwaukee took third the pole vault with a height of Martin felt that there were sev and Grand Valley finished fourth 15’2". Pete Bodary ran his personal Brent Dykstra clears 15' 2" to qualify him for the National eral highlights to the women's with 64 points. best in the 1500 with 4:09.45. Mike meet. Julie Edinger’s 5’5" jump Provisionals Coach Gary Martin commented, Mull tied the school record with “It was a good meet against tough 51.17 in the 400. See Track, p. 14 Page 14 The Lanthom February 27,1991

•Trivia lime boys and girls: at its head for as long as the Clip­ Name the three sports celebs (that pers did? I can remember) who guest-starred •What is Jim Palmer trying to on The Brady Bunch series. Hint- prove with a comeback? The man one was mentioned in last week’s proved his abilities for twenty years column. (See later on in this edi­ and was awarded with induction tion for the answers) into the Hall of Fame. Chances 'Did you know? “Rocket” Is­ are he’s much better behind the mail is running fwtheNotre Dame microphone now than he is on the track team during the indoor sea­ mound. son. Just think how much' $$$ a •Speaking of thegrandole’ game pulled hamstring would cost him. o’ baseball, look for the long- •It seems (Honest?) George and awaited Cheap Seats 1991 divi­ the Spartans are hoping to set up a sion by division Baseball Previews future annual season finale with and Predictions to surface follow­ Penn State to counter the year-end ing Spring Break. Michigan vs. Ohio State matchup. •Gee, it really came as a surprise Julie Edinger clears 5'5" to tie her own school record at the CV Invitational on Saturday •It’s taken me some time but to me that a convicted “fixer” of I’ve finally come up with the ideal sports events has been found out to penalty for players and coaches be hanging out at UNLV hoops who break the rules by recruiting games. Lakers Defeat Bulldogs First Time illegally, throwing games, violat­ •Daily news of arbitration hear­ ing substance abuse rules and so ings and contract extensions makes on and so forth...make them come me wish all the more that God had Ever in GLIAC Championship to Grand Valley and officiate a made me left-handed and SO week’s worth of intramural bas­ pounds heavier. By Scott Kelley final score was a forty five point Nicky Vanderberg placed fifth ketball games. Talk about the •Was Bo Schembechler really Spcrts Writer margin where Grand Valley earned in the 200 butterfly, ninth in the “death penalty”. . . neither SMU overheard in Lakeland last week 291 points to the Bulldogs 246. 500 freestyle, and sixth in the 1650 nor Ted Bundy had it that bad. asking, “Where the hell are the Grand Valley women’s swim Laker Coach Dewey Newsome freestyle where she just missed a •No need to criticize the Pistons uprights?” team finally defeated Ferris, but felt the strongest points was the school record. I his week. Thefactthattheydidn’t •Trivia answers: 1-Don still finished third behind North- diving and freestyle events. The On the diving board, Charlotte trade for guard help before the Drysdale, 2-Joe Namath, and 3- on Michigan and GLIAC Cham­ Lakers sewed in all of the five Snyder broke the school record on trading deadline last week is pain Rosie Greer. pion, Oakland. freestyle events, with the empha­ the one meter, as she received enough for Detroit fans. •Reason #72 of “Why Baseball’s The Lakers focus was to defeat sis on the 1650. Grand Valley fourth place. Snyder also placed •Speaking of the league’s trad­ Better Than Football” from Tho­ Ferris State University, a goal that placed five women receiving fif­ fifth on the three meter diving. ing deadline, what a relief that the mas Boswell’s book The Heart of Grand Valley had never accom­ teen pants to Fenis States none. Laker Angie Cripe placed sixth on Benoit Benjamin lottery finally the Order: Baseball has no clock. plished at conference champion­ The Lakers had many season the one meter and eight on the came to an end with Seattle ending Yes, you were waiting for that. ship. bests records and some school three meter. up as the big winner, or loser, The comeback, from 3 or more After the first day the Lakers records were broken. Val Stone- Charlotte Snyder along with depending upon BB’s willingness scores behind, is far more com­ led Ferris State University by house seventh place in the I.M. Bryan Swanson earned a trip to the to contribute. How can any fran­ mon in baseball than football. twenty one points. The Lakers broke a school record, Stonehouse NCAA Division II nationals which chise allow a player to point a gun increased the lead to twenty six also placed fifth in the 100 but­ will be held on March 12-16 in points on the second day. The terfly. Milwaukee. Track, from p. 13 ------tying the school record in the close behind. Kookier also finished Lakers, from p. 13 ------high jump. second in the 1000. “Solid rebounding and tough SVSU, 24 to 15, and lead at the Marie Thomas added 17 points Regina Brewer won the triple Connie Klein placed a close half 44-31. jump and the long jump with 17fl 1 second in the hurdles with a time defense was the difference,” com­ and five rebounds. 1 AT and 37’ 1" respectfully. of 7.60 while Edinger took third mented head coach Pat Baker- Saginaw’s hammering defense Senior Carrie Dillon com­ Franklene Hodges and Lisa with 8.01. Grzyb. made it difficult for Grand Valley, mented that Saginaw Valley’s de­ Papranec taking second and third Kristal Mack ran a personal GV’s lightning quick defense but the Lakers forged on and fensive pressure created some in the 300. record time in the 800 2:18.20. forced 16 turnovers for the Cardi­ brought home an 82-69 victory. problems for the Lakers offen­ Sandra Terrell finished first The 1600 relay team of Canara GV pulled down 16 more re­ and broke the school record in the Price, Papranec, Julie Boss and nals during the first half. The sively, but the Laker bench made 1500 with a time of 4:41.20, while Mack set a new school record with Lakers only turned the ball over bounds for the game and turned up the difference. teammate Barb Kooiker finished 3:57.88. nine times. GV also out-rebounded the ball over 11 less times then the The Lakers now move on to Cardinals. post season action as they travel to Shelli Nemeth pulled together Michigan Tech Friday to take on another tremendous game with 21 the Huskies. This game marks the points and seven steals. Mary beginning of the Great Lakes Katsma topped off the regular sea­ Intercollegiate Athletic Confer­ son with 20 points and lOrebounds. ence tournament.

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By Brian Rutkowsld it all home this year.” Sport* Writer Knieper, who is making his first trip to the national tournament, also lost out in the finals, 9-& to Dwayne Knieper, along with the Soo Laker’s Mike Centanni. seniors Scott Marvin and Pat “I was close the first two times Lamberecht are on their way to and I finally got in this time,” Fargo, North Dakota for theNCAA Knieper said, “I thought all the Division n championships this pressure was off and it was about Friday and Saturday, after quali­ time." PHOTO BY ERIK HOLLADAY fying in the regionals last Friday at Pat Lambrecht won the 142 Laker Alex Kozlowski dives under a Calvin player to stop another the GV Field House. pound division, with a 2-0 over­ ^_____ attempt on goal. The Lakers were eventually defeated, 7-3.___ “W e're taking three there, and time victory over Todd Li vengood we hope to take three back," re­ of Ashland. marked 134 pounder Dwayne AssistantcoachMikeYoungfelt Laker leers Suffer Tough Weekend Against Calvin Knieper. that both Marvin and Lambrecht By Sarah Stinson Bergman. to come back. Increasing frustra­ Marvin, whose making his third wrestled well coming off of their Editor in Chief injuries. Newman followed up with a tions and numerous penalties kept trip to the nationals lost in the The Lakers went into their final thrilling goal to bring the Lakers the Lakers from achieving a finals to Lake Superior State’s Youngalso felt disappointed that series of the season with high hopes within one, and Coach Mike comeback, however, and the only Robert Symanns for first place, 8- they didn’t take more wrestlers to of beating their biggest rivals, the Petrusma commented, "I really scoring was done by the Knights, 0 in the finals at 118 pounds. the nationals. Calvin Knights. thought we were going to come who posted a 7-3 victory and a 3- Marvin still qualified for the Among those that didn’t nake it Calvin jumped out to an early 2- back and win it at that point" 1 season edge when it was all over. tournament as all second place is Marie Cosby, who has been in 0 lead at Kentwood Ice Arena Tough physical play, particu­ The weekend marked the end of finishers did in the regionals. the tournament in the past. Cosby Friday night, but the Lakers stayed larly by Newman, St Antoine, and the careers of veteran seniors Jerry “Symanns basically controlled lost in the semifinals with :02 with the Knights through the en­ Evan Detweiler, had kept the Smigelski and Steve Weller, but the match,” Marvin commented seconds left in double sudden death tire game before a great rally in the Lakers in the game up to that point, high hopes for the returners for about Symanns, a two-time all- third period. and all the offense had to do was next season as they closed out their americian himself, “but I am in the The Lakers were within one or score one more for the comeback most successful year ever. nationals and hopefully I’ll bring See Grapplers, p. 16 two goals for the entire game, with tie. scores coming from Mark There was slightly over two Brusatori, Alex Kozlowski, and minutes remaining, and the mo­ kLLi Scott St.Antoine through the first mentum was all on the Lakers' side t two periods. Darrel Newman, at that point. At that crucial mo­ Scott McDowell, Steve Weller, ment, however, GV got a penalty, iGRAND RAPIDS S(Antoine and Kozlowski all leaving them shorthanded and in a chipped in with assists. very difficult situation. The Lak­ -■ CHGAGO Midway through the third pe­ ers were left with a 6-5 loss, and a CP riod, the Knights were up by a tremendous desire to come back comfortable three goals, but that's and beat Calvin the next night. STYLE BAR when the GV offense started to Saturday at Jolly Roger Ice THURSDAY & SUNDAY NIGHT SPECIALS^ take over. Arena, Kozlowski, Newman, and ,j\ 750 DRAFTS The Laker offense turned their McDowell scored goals in the first $1.25 HIGHBALLS play up a notch as the Lakers two periods for the Lakers. WITH THIS AD poured in two quick goals. Into the third period. Grand t i p cP' FREE COVER THURSDAY, S t. An toine began the rally to bring Valley found themselves in the FEBRUARY 28 the score to 6-4 with assists com­ same situation as Friday night, • » 108 Pearl NW ing from Newman and Eric down 6-3 and trying desperately CLASSIFIED ADS

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Men's Swim Team Takes Grapplers, from p. 15 PUZZLE SOLUTION placed third at 190 pounds, but overtime, 2-0 to Paul Coffland failed to pick up one of the four Third Place in GLIAC of Ashland. Cosby had a wild cards that the coaches chance at one of four wild card voted on. births but in (he consolation Championshi|ttHU| “Collen showed a lot of poise scored twenty Five points to Grand match, Cosby lost to Ferris By Scott Kelley to come back from his loss to Sports Writer Valley’s two. State’s Dan Hutchenson. take third,” commented Grand Valley’s top performers "TTie coaches voted that 167 Knieper. It happened again. Grand Val­ included Tom Vandersloot who was the toughest division,” Young remarked, “Our ley men’s swim team was unable was conference champion in the Young remarked, “It’s prob­ freshmen had a good day and to edge out Fenis State University 500 m and 200 m freestyle events. ably the toughest in the divi­ proved to be a force to look out at the GLIAC championships. The Besides one other competitor, sion.” for next year.” Lakers placed third behind second Vandersloot was the only non- Freshmen Collen Newberry place Ferris. Oakland took first. Oakland swimmer to earn a con­ Despite having a great weekend ference championship. of swimming, the Lakers were cut Vandersloot also broke the team short by a mere twenty points from record in the 100 free. second place Ferris. The Lakers The men’s freestyle relay team continue to improve, as last year of Vandersloot, Bryan Keizer, Joe GV lost by thirty seven points to Skrycki and Dave Achterhoff the Bulldogs, and ninety points two broke the school record in the 200 years ago. and 400. The 800 freestyle team The meet look place over a three also broke the school record. day period where Grand Valley led On the diving boards, Grand Fenis by sixteen points on the first Valley’s Brian Swanson placed day. The second day proved to be third in both the one and three a different story when Fenis scored meter events. Swanson also broke thirty points to Grand Valley’stwo. the school record on the one meter. -T he third day proved to be a see­ Grand Valley will now send saw match. Grand Valley scored Bryan Swanson and Charlotte four swimmers in the 1650, pick­ Snyder to the nationals to compete ing up thirty points to none for in both the one and three meter Fenis. But later in the day, Ferris (living.______

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