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Post photo by Robin Udcf SA in constitutional crisis Student Court justices react to suspensions with "coup d'etat" Administration declines to intervene By Gary Grass ' a court order at the March 22 sen­ "It's clear they want to run the ate meeting. elections so they can get more Following a move by the Stu­ The political branches of the SA money," said one senator, who dent Association Senate to sus­ had debated the matter previously asked to remain unidentified. pend four members of the student and decided not to request the President Angus issued notice court on Sunday, three of those court to take over the elections, of the special meeting of the sen­ justices collaborated with those because of the cost ate on Friday. In an e-mail message left unsuspended, and issued an explaining the agenda of the order nullifying the Senate's ac­ meeting, she called "the process tion. r with the court., the primary rea­ The act has placed the SA in a "If they're having son for the meeting." state of constitutional limbo, with At the meeting, four justices, the Judicial branch threatening a meeting, it's Chief Justice Reginald Bates, As­ the Legislative branch with con­ sistant Chief Justice Abe Degnan, tempt and the Legislative branch a violation of Court Clerk Kim Bakke, and As­ threatening the Judicial branch sociate Justice William Lang, were with impeachment, and each side state ...law" each referred to the SA's ethics currently refusing to recognize the board, the Senate Oversight Com­ other's actions. -SA Senator John Young mittee, on separate itemized Election move launched crisis i charges. After the charges were unanimously referred, the senate Some senators had previously "The last elections they ran undertook a separate vote to sus­ expressed concerns over the con­ were exceedingly expensive," said pend the four from their duties duct of the court, but the current SA President Jessica Angus. pending the outcome of disciplin­ constitutional crisis was propelled The senate responded to the ary procedures. The senate's rules A dancer from the American Indian Center shook up the Union forward by senate outrage over the March 22 order by immediately regarding impeachment explicitly concourse last week. court's move to take over the SA's passing legislation to freeze the allow for such a suspension. The elections, which they presented as salaries of all court members. motion passed with just one "nay" vote. Each justice charged was ac­ Dorm legislation clears big hurdle cused of violating sections 2.1,3.2 SEE COUP ON PAGE 6 By Jim Kogutkiewicz Downer Woods, the 18-plus acres Additionally, he argues that, with ters Group of the Sierra Club, ar­ of woodland comprising much of recently expanded bus service be­ gued, "Our urban forests have all After final passage by the state UWM's northern border. The bill tween UWM and Waukesha County, but disappeared, thereby increas­ Assembly last week, a bill which al­ would now allow for UWM to im­ many potential Sandburg residents ing the value of what remains." Late Night lows the university to build a new prove the maintenance of the will reconsider living on campus. The value of what does remain Saga tower east of the Sandburg Halls Downer Woods Conservancy. This However, university officials of Downer Woods, however, is also complex now awaits Governor change is to save the woods from claim UWM's housing demand is contested. UWM senior scientist Continues Tommy Thompson's signature. invasions of nonnative plants. rising. Assistant Chancellor Bill Dr. Jim Reinartz says Downer LJJ1 News. Page 3 While permission had already This unique land exchange in­ Mayrl recently said that in fall Woods is overrun with non-indig­ been granted to build a new tower creases the total amount of pro­ 1996, more than 100 students who enous plants like buckthorn, gar­ Pierced southwest of the current complex, tected land to over 21 acres. requested rooms in Sandburg lic mustard, and others. He be­ this legislation sets aside 0.74 acres Construction of another were turned away, and in fall 1997, lieves that sacrificing the small Returns of previously-protected woodlands Sandburg tower, however, has almost 300 were rejected, despite area of recreation area required Arts. Page 11 the addition of 100 beds. Univer­ between Sandburg Hall and the been hotly debated. to build a Sandburg addition is a sity projections show an 8 percent Klotsche Center for the develop­ Bill Gump, president of the Stu­ small price to pay for improving Borg increase in new freshman applica­ ment of an East Tower, in ex­ dent Environmental Action Coa­ the quality of the conservancy. Cit­ tions for 1998-99. Assimilate change for new protections for a lition (SEAC), contends the uni­ ing what he believes to be tremen­ 2.6 acre area on the corner of versity does not need another Some environmentalist organi­ dous potential for ecology educa­ UWM Hartford and Maryland Avenues. dorm. Citing a 5,000 student de­ zations argue that Downer Woods tion, he supports the legislation. Perspective. Page 21 The legislation also amends a crease in enrollment this decade, should remain untouched for But Rose sees little benefit in 1967 law which required the uni­ Gump claims current dorm space purely ecological reasons. the transfer. More Soup! In a March 12 statement, Cathy versity to "not significantly alter the sufficiently satisfies UWM's de­ Mosaic. Page 8 present character" of any lands in mand for on-campus housing. Rose, representing the Great Wa­ SEE TOWER ON PAGE 4 POST N E W S PAGE 2 THE UWM POST APRIL 2, 1998 time to say No!" to W-2 sanctions, evic­ Auction munity Based Research," featuring info fair on Apr. 8 from 4:30 to 7 p.m. tions, utility cut-offs, and people losing 14. Moore himself will lead a discus­ The UWM Foundation is hosting an Pamela K. Pletsch of the School of Nurs­ in the Union Wisconsin Room Lounge. their children because of W-2 at a march sion session. Advance tickets only from auction tobenefit the All-University Cam­ ing. The program is being held Apr. 7 This is an opportunity for older prospec­ and rally, Saturday, April 4, at 1 p.m. the ACLU, Progressive Milwaukee, and paign, at 4:30 p.m. Friday, Apr. 3, in the lecture in Cunningham 795. tive students to meet with advisors and Gather outside the Clinton Rose Senior the Milwaukee County Labor Council, Union Wisconsin Room. The live and si­ April 8 brings "Preventing AIDS: A learn more about UWM's flexible edu­ call 954-5158 for more info. Center, 3045 N. MLK Dr. and march to lent auction will include a Pentium com­ Worldwide Agenda and Problem," fea­ cation options for busy adult learners. the offices of the Private Industry Coun­ puter, call 229-4152 for more info. turing Mike R Allen in a location to be For more info call 229-6732. cil. For more info, to volunteer, or to en­ announced. So ya wanna be a teacher, ay? dorse the march, call 374-1034. "So You Want To Be a Teacher" Day For the kids History of the seas will be held in the Union Milwaukee Noted children's author Robert End sanctions now The "Search for the Battle of Actium," Room Apr. 16, from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Sabuda will be speaking Friday, Apr. 3 a presentation by William Murray, pro­ With the theme of "The New An Interfaith Candlelight Vigil to end at 7 p.m. in the UWM Union Alumni fessor of history at the University of South Millenium: Challenges and Prospects the sanctions against the Iraqi people will Bulletin Board Fireside Lounge. The program is the Florida, will be held in Room 195, in Urban Teaching," the day features be held Apr. 5 at 7 p.m., at the Islamic seventh annual Ellen Raskin Lecture. for activists and people who Mitchell Hall, 3203 N. Downer Ave, on former MPS Superintendent Robert Center, 4707 S. 13th St. (13th & Layton). Raskin was a Milwaukee native and Apr. 8 at 8 p.m. Murray will discuss the Jasna and current head Alan Brown. Bishop Richard Sklba of the Milwaukee just love life won a Newbury Award for writing and results of his underwater survey in which Catholic Archdiocese and Kathy Kelly of Reservations are required by April illustrating The Westing Game. he located remains from the battle. "Voices in the Wilderness," who recently 13 for this free event designed for any­ Sabuda is also a a pop-up creator, visited Iraq, will be on hand. one interested in a teaching career. Call and has written and illustrated dozens (dlso check out the POST ARTS For more info call 964-5158. Math designed for everyone 229-4721 for more info. of stories for chi Idren. He has won the CALENDAR on pdge15) The Marden Lecture, an annual talk Outstanding Children's Book of the on mathematics issues intended for a gen­ Year Award from the New York Times Race unity sought Share life, save a life eral audience, this year features Prof. De With 15 minutes of your time, and two Book Review. For more info about the The Baha'i Club at UWM invites the On Apr. 15, Greg Squ ires of the De­ Witt Sumners of Florida State University. tablespoons of your blood, the National Raskin Lecture call 229-5072. public to see "The Power of Race partment of Sociology joins Sunwoong The lecture will take place Apr. 9 at3 p.m. Bone Marrow Program can put you in the Unity," a 1/2 hour video presentation Kim of the Department of Economics in Business Room N140, 3202 N. Mary­ national registry of potential bone mar­ about activities and projects nationwide in Union Room E260 to discuss "The Heal Thyself land Ave. A reception will follow in EMS row donors. There is an especially acute that have fostered better race relations. Color of Money and the People Who A new 12-session series of Healing Room E495A, 3200 N. Cramer St. need for donors of color. Each presentation will be followed by Lend It: Does the Racial Composition Racism workshops began last Saturday, For more info call 229-4233 or surf Thursday, Apr. 16, in the Union 30 minutes of open discussion. of the Workforce of Mortgage Lending and this Saturday morning is the last to www.uwm.edu/Dept/Math/Events/ Alumni Fireside Lounge, from 12 noon The video wi 111 be shown at the fol I ow- Institutions Affect Their Disposition of chance to get in on this important event. Marden/marden lect. htm I. to 7 p.m., the Norris Health Center and ing times and locations: Apr. 6 and 9 at Minority Loan Applications?" Completing this series fulfills 1 of 3 re­ the Blood Center are registering donors. 11:30 am. in Union E250; Apr. 7 at 5 and quirements for becoming a Healing On Apr. 23, the spring series concludes 7:30 p.m. in Union E260; Apr. 8 at7 p.m. Ethics in the'90s For more info call 229-6997. Racism facilitator. with "Standards and Measures of Cultur­ in Union E240. It will also be shown at al ly Competent Nursing Practice," featur- Marquette professor Daniel C. Maguire Meeting Saturday mornings from 9 to various times on Milwaukee-area cable, ingjacqueline F. Clinton of the School of talks about his book "Ethics for a Small Peace Now 11:30, these workshops are held in the for more info call 229-2721. Nursing in Cunningham G75. Planet" at the Schwartz Bookshop, 2559 Community Room of America's Black A conference on Peace/Peacemak­ All seminars are from 12 noon to N. Downer Ave., Apr. 13 at 7 p.m. For Holocaust Museum, 2233 N. 4th St. The ing is being held Apr. 16 & 17, with a 1:30 p.m., call 229-5916 for more info. more info calf 332-1181. series cost is $5 per session or $50 for all Brown-bag it to Percy's Corner keynote address Thursday night fol­ lowed by plenaries and breakouts on 12. For more info call 351-2762. TheCenterfor Urban Initiatives and Friday. For more info call 410-4275. Research continues its Brown Bag se­ Older students get yer info 50 years of suffering Just say no! ries, with "Smoking Cessation for Ur­ The UWM Office of Adult and Re­ A lecture by Dr. Hatem Bazian, pro­ ban Pregnant Women: Issues for Com- turning Students Services will host an fessor of Near Eastern studies at UCLA, The American Presidency A Job is a Right Campaign says "If s on the subject "50 Years of Torture and Three nationally recognized scholars Suffering in Palestine" will be presented wil I be featured speakers at a conference in the Union Theatre, Apr. 13 at 7 p.m. on the state of the American presidency This free event is presented by the Gen­ to be held Apr. 16, 1:30 to 4 p.m. in eral Union of Palestinian Students and Chapman Hall, 2310 E. Hartford Ave. The UWM the Islamic Association for Palestine. This free event features Charles O. Jones of UW-Madison, William The Big One Pemberton of U W-La Crosse, and Tho­ mas Reeves of UW-Parkside. 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Sponsor UWM UnionTSodocultural Programming UNIYERSlficfWl^ APRIL 2,1998 THE UWM POST Students reach out tocommunity By Sachin Chheda this is the first time in 17 years that people didn't come to student- the streets, and parking problems. neighborhood next to a university students have sought input from bash. It's not as if the student gov­ Collins pointed out that it was dif­ willingly, and understood the In an attempt to allay neighbor­ neighbors," said Collins. ernment can issue edicts telling kids ficult toascertai n a source for noise. ramifications. hood concerns about late-night "This meeting, directly between not to have parties and make noise." "It's hard to differentiate be­ Dale Allen, who lives on the events, student leaders held a neighbors and students, is designed "We just want to know when tween noise on the street related town hall meeting Tuesday. Orga­ to help us understand what concerns things are happening," said Evelyn to an event, and general noise," SEE MEETING PACE 22 nized by leaders of the Student * of the neighbors are," said Angus. Price, who's lived on the 3000 said Collins. "But when Association working with a coali­ Latesiight events on campus have block of N. Prospect for six years. you wake up at 2 a.m., it tion of Black fraternities and so­ been the subject of an ongoing de­ "We don't have a problem with doesn't matter whether rorities and Asian student organi­ bate between students and adminis­ what's been happening, after all, you can differentiate." zations, the meeting was attended tration following a series of incidents we knew when we moved by a uni­ In addition to discus­ by about 50 people, split between after dances held last summer. Assis­ versity that students in our neigh­ sion of noise, parties, and students and neighbors. tant Chancellor for Student Affairs borhood were going to party." trash, neighbors and stu­ The meeting was led by Daryl Bill Mayrl banned late-night events No tall neighbors were so agree­ dents agreed it was time COMICS Knox, representing Phi Beta last summer, and reinstated them able to student concerns, however. to think about solutions, MAGIC TG Sigma, and Jessica Angus, presi­ under a test policy in December "Every time the students have a and working together. GAMING dent of the Student Association. Two lateniight events have been party in the Union, it's a huge pain Price said she thought Large Selection "We wanted to invite the neigh­ held under the test policy, and in the ass," said Pete Heinbold, it was important to in- Of Back 4 bors and have a face-to-face discus­ Tuesday's meeting was a response who's lived on the 3000 block of form neighbors ahead of Issue Corniest sion," said Knox. "The administra­ to an administration decision to N. Farwell for three years. "They time if there was to be a tion keeps telling us our problems deny Phi Beta Sigma the opportu­ annoy the whole neighborhood. major event on campus. Ask About OuK with late-night events are because nity to have a third. There's always lots of noise, there's When asked what differ­ Subscription '\ of neighbor complaints, but they The participants from the neigh­ illegal parking, there's threatening ence knowing about Service!! haven't put us in a room together borhood were divided as to whether remarks to neighbors..." events ahead of time to work out solutions." late-night events on campus were a Barbara Finch, who's lived on would be, Price replied, 8S60 W.Brown Marty Collins, who lives on the major problem in the community. the 2900 block of N. Farwell for "If know to expect noise Deer Rd. 3000 block ofN. Murray, opened the 12 years and is active in the Farwell ;(4l4)355-7720i "People are so quick to com­ and parking on my street, located In The \ meeting with thanks for the students' plain," said Joan Hubbard, who's Block Association, has concerns then it's okay, I expect it" Highland PtawV •: effort in organizing the meeting. lived on Kenwood Boulevard for not only about late*iight events, Price reiterated the point "I've lived here for 17 years, and ten years. "I came here hoping but about house parties, litter on that she moved into the HEY UWM!! The fresh healthy approach to Cuisine is almost here!

Come see us at 3101 N. Oakland Ave. ! (formerly Kinkos next to McDonald's) We open April 7thi OR, fax your order to 332-4000 No fax machine? Free Chips & Salsa Call us at 332-3000 or fountain drink Hours: 11 am to 10 pm with the purchase of a burrito Check out our employment add in the Exp. 4/30/98 classifieds!! THE UWM POST APRIL 2, 1998 UWM has also heard objections to TOWER FROM PACE ONE Mariners have also pressed for the construction plan from the written commitments regarding "The 2.6+ acres of developed Mariners Neighborhood Associa­ the construction process. park land proposed to replace a por­ tion, a group made up of residents Plans for an addition to Mayor's office tion of Downer Woods is nota. substi­ living immediately west of campus. Sandburg Hall date back to 1989. tute for natural woodland," said Rose. Claiming the university did not With enrollment declining from University officials, however, sufficiently involve its neighbors in 26,000 in the mid-'80s to near 20,000 believe those 2.6 acres constitute the decision-making process, the in the mid-'90s, though, plans for gives advice a vital part of campus which Mariners' wanted more dialogue another tower were held up. should remain as it is. with the university before the bill Now, with fall '98 enrollment up Enjoying the summer-like •Three's company, too, but don't began the legislative process. to 22,800, and university projections UWM Community and Govern­ weather we've been having? Well, push it! Living with more than However, in a letter to state showing enrollment stabilizingjust mental Relations Liaison Karla the Mayor's office is reminding three unrelated adults is illegal senator Alberta Darling, who rep­ under 25,000 over the next several Ashenhurst claims many students students that as summer ap­ unless your landlord has a resents the neighborhood sur­ years, the university decided to act use the area for studying, eating proaches, the potential for con­ rooming house license. rounding UWM, Chancellor John "It's going to build a sense of lunch, socializing, and other rec­ flict with local authorities in­ •Hear no evil, see no evil! Keep Schroeder lists five occasions be­ more community on campus," reational activities. creases. parties inside so neighbors tween June 2,1997 and March 16, said one student activist in favor "It's such a utilized part of cam­ "Every year local authorities don't complain. If police are 1998 that UWM had meetings with of the legislation. "More students pus," Ashenhurst said. butt heads with spring fever," said called they will issue a ticket, Mariners Neighborhood Associa­ living on campus means more In addition to complaints from Jennifer Martinez, an intern in the even if they can't respond until tion representatives and other campus activities and a better col­ student and environmental groups, Office of the Mayor. "This year, the the next day. neighborhood residents. lege experience." City of Milwaukee's Building In­ •BYOB! Selling cups at a party is spections wants to give students running an illegal tavern. Tick­ 71 :q some tips to avoid any 'off-campus ets for this offense start at F OR ft e E D U C A T I () N a „ ,) R E S E A R C H C calamities'." #332.50. Be smart and have ev­ So, straight from the City, here eryone bring their own bever­ are some tips for "keeping alive age. and out of trouble." •Parking is always a pain, but parking more than four cars OVER ONE MILLION OF outside of a garage can land you a ticket •Beware of attics that have been THE BEST MINDS IN College Prom converted to third floor apart­ ments. Unless they have two ex­ its, they are violating safety AMERICA HAVE ALREADY codes. Also, remember to keep your smoke detectors intact. Dismanded smoke detectors CHOSEN THE BEST can be fatal.

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For more info at 4:30 p.m. in E307 of the Union, con­ BULLETINS FROM PAGE 2 4 to 5 p.m. The public is welcome, but call 229-2332. tact Bill at 229-6522 or email The Distinguished Lecture Series con­ interested persons should call 229-2395 [email protected] for more info. This Alternatives to Violence cludes with UWM's MarkTessler, profes­ to reserve free seating. For more i nforma- Earthweek planning semester, SEAC is working on Earth sor of political science and director of the tion, call 229-3721. Week events, Downer Woods, anti- April 17 to Apr. 19 brings an Alterna­ Center for International Studies, discuss­ Earthweekwill be celebrated at UWM mining efforts, recycling, and many tives to Violence Workshop to Milwau­ from Monday, Apri 120 to Saturday, Apri I ing public attitudes towards peace and Aaron supports teachers other exciting projects. kee, as thefirst o f a series running through democracy in the Middle East, April 22 at 25. An organizing committee is meeting July. The cost is $85, but grants are avail­ 12 noon in the UWM Union. Baseball great Hank Aaron will be Tuesdays at 8 pm. in Sandburg Hall's Don able. Call 964-5158 for more info. the guest of honor at the 13th Annual Hardy Room 202. This year's events are Science Bag Gala Tribute to Teaching, honoring being sponsored by the Sandburg Halls Northern Ireland discussed The entertaining and educational Benefit for Chiapas "teachers who made a difference." The Improvement Board, the Student Environ­ series of Science Bag lectures contin­ The 9th Annual George F. Kennan event will be held April 30 at the Pfister mental Action Coalition, and the ues on Fridays at 8 p.m. A benefit dinner for Chiapas refugees Forum on International Affairs will take Hotel, 424 E. Wisconsin Ave. For more Sandburg Halls Adminstrative Council. In April, Robert Greenler of the depart­ and the Mexican labor movement is place Thursday, Apr. 23 from 3:30 to info on the Friends of the UWM School For more info call 229-6522 or email ment of physics presents "Sunlight and Ice being held at 6:30 p.m., Apr. 17, at the 6:30 p.m., at the Pabst Theater, 144 E. of Education-sponsored event, please bi labong@uwm .edu. Crystals in the Skies of Antarctica" A spe­ St. Anthony School, 1747 S. 9th St. The Wells St. The program will examine the call 229-4726. cial Sunday afternoon presentation of this cost is $10, and featured speakers will prospects for peace in Northern Ireland, lecture is on the 12th at 2 p.m. include recently returned visitors to Bulimia Support Group and will feature experts from Ireland and Pastors for Peace founder speaks The lectures are free and are held in Chiapas. For more info call 964-5158. Britain. For more info call 229-4251. Bulimic Education and Support Train­ the Room 137 of the UWM Physics May1 brings Pastorsfor Peace founder ing (B.E.S.T.) meets every Wednesday Building at the corner of E. Kenwood Rev. Lucius Walker to Milwaukee for a Haiti fundraiser evening from 7 to 9 p.m. at Redeemer Blvd. and N. Cramer St. Job fair for Mass Comm speech, call 273-1040 for details. Lutheran Church, 1905 W. Wisconsin A fundraiser for educational projects The Wisconsin Broadcasters Asso­ Ave. For more info, call 964-8586. in Haiti, "Haiti: Mind, Body, Bread To get your announcement of an ciation is sponsoring a Job Fair and Stu­ Another job fair Salad Fest," will be held Apr. 19 from dent Seminar, to be held Apr. 25 at the event or meeting in Bulletin Board, fax the UWM Post at 229-4579 12:30 to 3:30 p.m. at Cross Lutheran MATC Student Center, 700 W. State St. The Milwaukeejob Center Network SEACing to save the environment or mail to: Union Box 88, Church, 1821 N. 16th St. The cost is Registration begins at 8:30 a.m. for the is holding its Spring 1998 Job Fair on The Student Environment Action UW-Milwaukee, PO Box 413, $6 for adults, $3 for children, call 344- $10 seminar,, and the job fair is free May 13, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Wis­ Coalition continues to meet Thursdays Milwaukee, Wl 53201. 1746 for more info. and runs from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. For consin Center. For more information, registration info call 1-800-236-1WBA. call 270-1705 or 270-1722. Benson speaks The Education Strategy Series con­ Willie in da house ONGOING EVENTS tinues with featured speaker John Former Los Angeles police chiefWillie Distinguished Lecture Series § § Benson, state superintendent of public Williams speaks on policing and civil Chess instruction, Apr. 22. The breakfast starts rights at the UWM School of Social Wel­ IP The UWM Chess Club continues its at 7:30 a.m., with program from 8 to 9 fare spring alumni event, Thursday, April Monday night meetings for any and all a.m. The $7 cost includes breakfast and 30 in the UWM Union Wisconsin Room. interested persons, from 6 to 10:30 p.m. parking, for reservations call 229-4675. The even features a book signing from GUERRILLA GIRLS THE CONSCIENCE OF THE ART WORLD NAW ARM* New Member Party A group of women artists and arts professionals who have producerJ over 70 posters, SUIU'UJS Thursday, April 23 printed projects and actions that expose Your Total Outdoor sexism and racism in the art world Sporting Supply Store Fireside Lounge-6:30 p.m. and the culture at large. Save on Brands like: *Eureka *Ketty 'Jansport 271-6695 Friday, April 17,1998 *MSR 8:00pm •Sierra •Design Sailing Club at UWM, LTD. and many more Midwest s Best Selection of Military Supplies 707 W. 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COUP FROM PAGE 6 sence," were congregated in the court of­ The "Order" was the first ever known to Hill to intervene, noting that a judicial de­ fices. have been issued by any University Student fiance of separation of powers, would leave and 3.13 of the Ethics Code, and one or "There's no meeting posted, and they Court that did not have a case title or iden­ the court subject to no "checks and bal­ more of the following sections: 2.8.4, 3.14, locked the doors, so if they're having a tify an aggrieved party. It also appeared ances." 6.2, 6.3, 6.4 and 6.5. (see sidebar Page 22) meeting, it's a violation of state open meet­ unique for nothaving either scheduled or "The Senate acts to impeach the Court, Court responds ings law," said Young. followed from a fair hearing for those and rather than respond to charges of eth­ SA Senator John Young, acting as the "We're very busy," said Bates. against whom it was served. ics violations, the Court just nullifies the deputy of Oversight Committee Chair Aleks The next morning, the court promul­ Opponents of the court said they viewed Senate's actions," wrote Chheda. "While the Skibicki, served notice of the suspensions gated the document, entided simply "Or­ the "Order" as an exercise of raw power Court correcdy points out that the Senate Monday night Young said two of the jus­ der of the Court," declaring the court's ul­ which exceeded their rights under law. is accountable to the Court, the Court is tices initially refused to accept service. timate authority over "all actions of the SA "If they're already suspended, how can clearly not recognizing the Constitutional fact that they are accountable to the Sen­ "I had to read it to them aloud," said and its committees or commissions." It they meet to unsuspend themselves? It ate." Young. "Justice Lang, I give him the paper stated that the senate's action violated the doesn't make any sense," saidYoung. and he says, 'I can't read.'" Constitution's provision for special meet­ Former SA Senator Sachin Chheda Administration comments ings, and the section of the SA's parliamen­ At that time, all the members of the helped file a case in circuit court over a simi­ Dean of Students Hill sent an e-mail tary authority related to disciplinary proce­ court, save Bakke, who is on a "leave of ab­ lar incident six years ago. Chheda sent a message to SA officers Wednesday evening dures. request Monday for Dean of Students James in response to multiple complaints from senators, justices, and past SA officials, stat­ ing that he believed due process had been inadequately provided by both sides. The message expressed concern to the it s lime IO say senate regarding "their decision to suspend the justices prior to notice being given to • them and a hearing being scheduled." Hill also asked "that the Student Court give the Senate due process and allow them to respond to the charge that the March 29, 1998 meeting was not a legal meeting NO more of the Senate." Hill did not state explicidy what actions W-2 Sanctions! would be recognized by the Office of Stu­ dent Life, but appeared to regard all actions as valid as of the time they occurred. Hill Evictions! said that the University Administration would not seek to intervene in the matter. (A state law grants students the right to self- Utility Cut-Offs! governance and restricts administrative in­ tervention to certain instances.) "As this is a student governance matter Losing your we will attempt to not become direcuy in- Children SEE COURT ON PACE 22 because of W-2! ATTENTION

In the Spirit of the Rev. SA ELECTIONS Martin Luther King, Jr. on the 30th Anniversary ListentotheCandidates of his assassination: Debate lr''Ml 1 P''i to Demand ; -2 Suffering! A\ s Saturday -1:00 pm /* Wl o 1 JJ> f:JJ- L " "\ Gather outside the Clinton Role^^fcpNpenter (3045 N. MLK Drive) =Ji i— and march to the offices of wiwivate Industry Council, overseer of the W-2 progr Milwaukee County. MONDAY APRIL 14 12:30 -2:30 pm Endorsed by: (as of 3/6/98) A Job is a Right Campaign; Afterwords Bookstore; Anti-Racist For more information, Action; Jim Barrett, Coord., Pledge of Resistance *; Mary Barrett; Lucille Berrien; Black Awareness for Change; James Cameron; Ural Campbell; Jim Carpenter; Casa Maria Community; Comm. in Solidarity to volunteer Fi RESIDE L0UJ> JGE with the People of Mexico; Education for the People; Andre Lee Ellis; Walter Jones, Ed. Consultant, or to endorse the march, call: Milwaukee Courier'; Kathleen Kaufelt, Instructor of Sociology, WCTC & Alverno Coll. *; Latino Student Union/UWM; Minister William Muhammad; Sister Sarah Muhammad; Peace Action/Milw.; People's "Don'tvote with your head in the sand!" Books; Progressive Student Network/UWM; Reader's Choice; Repairers of the Breach; Joe Rody; A JOB IS A RIGHT CAMPAIGN Sisters By Choice; Student Labor Action Comm./UWM; Nick Topping; Welfare Warriors; Wise. Comm. for Peace & Justice: Wise. Injured Workers Network; Women & Poverty Public Education Init.; W-2 SponsoredbytheUWMPost Workers United; Stan Yasaitis, Pres., AFSCME Local 82 374-1034 Organization listed for identification purposes only

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APRIL 2,1998 THE UWM POST PAGE 7 Reaching out to bring 'em in Black Beans Baby! By Nathan Kostiuk make the best possible decision The department of Outreach also for their higher education. mentions prominent graduates of A recipe with many possibilities. Ever wonder, who are those "Why talk someone into coming UWM, including the current Mike here if they're going to have a nega­ UWM students walking backwards, Reinfeldt chief financial officer for By Steve Buchholz 1 lb. dried black turtle beans followed by a passive herd of tive experience?," said Steinbach. the Green Bay Packers, and Alberto 1 medium onion, chopped young pre-freshmen and their par­ Steinbach believes that giving her Fujimori, the current president of There are some things that you 2 dried bay leaves ents? As you might imagine, they guests opportunities like siting inside Peru The tour guides like to include 1 medium red pepper, chopped just have to have in your kitchen. are official UWM tour guides, and the lecture hall in Merill Hall, living little known facts in their tours. 1 medium green pepper, chopped This list might include milk, but­ they work for UWM's Recruitment with a 23rd floor view of the lake, and The tours themselves are given in 3 large garlic cloves, smashed ter, eggs, bread and those other &; Outreach department studying astronomy in our own plan­ different ways. The regular weekly 1 T. dried red chili flakes perishable items that you have to 2T. salt Last year, they gave almost 5,500 etarium tend to sell themselves. tours, with a maximum of 15 guests, have stocked in a kitchen. Cooking oil and water as needed. 'guests' tours of our campus through Jackie Cooley, a junior in clini­ have the smallest number of people. In addition to the staple items a total of 288 tours. They are busy cal laboratory science, is one of The weekly tours are longer and, con­ in your kitchen, you can include It is best to soak the beans in again this spring trying to give a posi­ the student tour guides. Coming sequently, more informative. some black bean puree. Black water overnight before cooking; tive first impression of UWM from a smaller community herself, Sometimes special tours for bean puree? What are you going the beans will cook much more Cooley said she tries to make her larger groups of visitors, and these The staff of 25 students and 11 to do with that? evenly. permanent workers gives tours 6 guests feel more comfortable have less specific coverage of the This simple food product can Cover the beans with twice as times a week. Most tours are 2 hours about big-city living. campus. Also, special program be made ahead of time and fro­ much water as beans. Allow the long, with a maximum of 15 people Cooley said UWM is "a small tours can be offered which usually zen. beans to drain free of water. per tour. Nearly all the 8th through community attached to a big city," include a breakfast or banquet When you wish to complement In a large, heavy gauge saucepot 12 th graders taking tours are 'cam­ and described the proximity to In May, the department of Out­ some Mexican food, whip up a or small stockpot saute in oil, the pus-shopping,' so this is our cam­ Lake Michigan as a major asset reach is being relocated from soup or have an awesome dip for onion, bay leaves, red and green pus' main way of selling our cam­ Both Cooley and Steinbach Mitchell Hall to Bolton Hall, and tortilla chips, you're half way pepper and chili flakes. pus to prospective students. mentioned their pride in the his­ they hope that this move will give there! When these ingredients be­ tory of UWM. them a chance to use the The search for the right cam­ This recipe is pretty simple so I come soft stir in the drained raw They pointed out especially Golda. underutilized courtyard between pus can be exhausting for stu­ cannot think of a reason why not beans, garlic and the salt. Mix Meir Library, which is the largest li­ Bolton Hall and the Business build­ dents, but the Outreach program to make it If you have any love these ingredients together and brary in one building in the state. ing as well as give them more space. does everything from assisting in for Mexican food this must be in cover with water. GoldaMeir was the firstfemale prime They are also working on add­ the enrollment process, to finding your kitchen. Allow the beans to cook for an minister of Israel, and spent part of ing to their schedule, and provid­ the right meal plan at Sandburg This recipe yields about two hour and a half to two hours on a her childhood in Milwaukee. She at­ ing "virtual" tours over the internet Halls to help each individual. quarts of beans, maybe less or medium to low heat you want the tended the Milwaukee State Normal All campus tours are provided Kate Steinbach, who runs the maybe more, depending on the beans to simmer. School, which was on the grounds free of charge. Outreach can be tours for the Outreach program, quality of the beans. that now host UWM reached by phone at 229-2222 or said they try to help each student SEE PAGE at [email protected] BEANS 9

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Brief Summary ~Consuft package Insert far fun prescribing information. DESCRIPTION IJ^HBBBH Aldara "• s the brand Dame for biicuimod which is an immune response modifier. Each gram of the 5% c oomaim50mg.o(BTOfUin^Dmoff^^ •• , r • INDICATIONS AND USAGE AWara^% aeam B mdicaied for trie treatr^ COmRAlNDfCATlONS None known WARNINGS Aldara cream has not been evaluated for the treatment of urethral, intra-vaginal cervical rectal or jmra-anal human papilloma viral disease and is not nxanmierjjdedtoTlhearcondruoiB. PRECAUTIONS General Local skin reactions such as erythema, erosm ettoriaiioivflalong, ar^ reaction occur, ibe cream should be removed by washing uSetitamiem area wimrnid soap arid wsaer Aldara cream can be resumed after the skin reactirm has ajjbsided Thrre is no dmk^ therapy mmediatctv fouling the treatment of gemul/perianal warts with other cuianeousiv applied drugs; therefore, Aklara cream adrrumstranon is not recoramenoed until jjautaJVptrrianal tissue is healed from arty previous drug or surgical treatment Aldara has the potential to exacerbate mflammatory corxjiijots of the skin. IntorrnataOn for Pdliettts Patients using Aldara 5% cream should receive the following information and Destructions: The effect of Aklara 5% If you have Genital Warts cream on the transmission of geniulperianal warts is unknown. Aldara 5% cream may weaken condoms and vaginal diaphragrns. Therefore, concurrent use is not nxoniiiiended 1. TrBsrriedJcaooaistobeusedasdireacdbyap 1 Tic Oeamient area should DM be band^ 3. Sexual (genfciL anal ciral) contact should be a\oi(ied*1iiieLrfc cream is on ihe skin. 4. I: is reoammcocW thai 6-10 hours folkjwmgAJ^^ (the fastest growing sexually transmitted disease) soap and water. 5. UisaOTrnonfcxranentsioaperkncekxalskm at the site of appticanon or surrounding areas. Most skin reactions are mild to moderate. Severe skin reactions can occur and should be reported promptly to the prescribing rjnysidaa 6. Uncircurnciscd males treating watts under the foreskin should retract the foreskin and clean the area dairy. 7. Stents should be aww that riCT warn rr^ Caro«>geflicfty, Mutagenesis, a«i lrr*pairTrwit of Fertility Rnderacarcinoejmjcity data are not available. Imiuiurnod was without effect in a scries of eight different mutagenicity assavs ffriudtnc Ames, mouse lymphoma, CHOchrorrijosoroeaberraim^ SHE all transfcTOatioa rat and hamster bone marrow cvtogencucs. and mouse dominant lethal test Daily oral askyour doctor about... cxtministralion of imiquimod to rats, at doses up to 8 times the roaromended human dose on a mgrrr basis throughout mating, gestation, parturition and tactaiioao^atrjor^ Pregnancy Pregnancy Category B: There are no adequate and well-controCcd studies in pregnant women. Irruquirood was not fburri lo fe itTaFocwuc in rat or raribU teratokw on a mgrnrf base), reduced pup weights and delayed orssificauonwereob^rved. Ino^etopr^ of pregnant rats treated with lmxjuimod (X times human dose J, no adverse effects were Demonstrated. Nursing Mothers It e not laxiwn whether topically applj<^ or^uirriod r> racreted in brea^ milk, •

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By Adam Qualler the third-most widely spoken Eu­ used than French or German and Portuguese program, such as are neighboring countries - the ropean language on the planet the eighth-most spoken language Fourth Semester Portuguese (782- only two on the Iberian Penin­ Buenos dias. That language is Portuguese, and globally. 204) and Luso-Brazilian Literature sula). One unique feature of the Bom dia. we offer it right here at UWM. The Portuguese program here in Translation (782-380), apply program is that courses count to­ You may recognize the first Portuguese is spoken by over 190 at UWM is led by Eliana Berg, who towards our university's humani­ ward fulfilling the language re­ phrase as "good morning" in Span­ million people as their primary also teaches Spanish. There are ties requirements. quirement at UWM. This is some­ ish, but the second comes from language, making it more widely many unique features to the In addition, any student who thing that students should keep in courses in this program which al­ has had Spanish can easily learn mind if Spanish classes fill up. low them to appeal to a diverse of the cooked beans can be used Portuguese because the two lan­ Another benefit of the program BEANS FROM PACE 7 and numerous group of students. to thin out the beans, otherwise guages are very similar in linguis­ It will be necessary to add more Many of the courses offered in the SEE CLASS ON PACE 22 use water. tic structure (Spain and Portugal water to the beans, but be careful The black beans can also used not to get carried away. Don't as a dip for tortilla chips. Just heat burn the bottom of the your pot T1TT1TQ up the beans and top with some l FLOOR PLAN & HOURS When the beans are done cook­ r.S*i!Ui|ZIWLl 3RD FLOOR cheddar cheese, sour cream, and ing, they will have not be hard in D green onions. irnxrvJ the center, but they won't be To make soup, just heat up your mushy either. beans in a larger pot and add wa­ KENwood INN Pour the beans into a strainer MON-FRI 1 1:00am-2:00pm ter until you get to a nice soup and reserve the liquid for later 1ST FLOOR consistency. Make sure that you use. season the soup well, because you While the cooked beans are have to add a lot of water. The Greenery THE FLOUR SHOP 7:00am-6:00pm draining, remove 1/3 of the beans MON-THUR MON-THUR For more body in your soup, 1 0:30am-6:00pm FRIDAY 7:00am-4:00pm and place them a blender or food FRIDAY 1 0:30am-2:00pm cook off some red and green pep­ processor and puree until smooth. m per and onions in a separate pan Place the drained beans and pu­ and add them to your soup. If you MON-THUR 10:30am-6:00pm reed beans into a large mixing FRIDAY 10:30am-2:00pm puree the soup more, this makes BURGER bowl and stir together. Oricrit Express a good sauce for some grilled MON-THUR 1 0:30am-6:00pm KING FRIDAY 1 0:30am-2:00pm When the beans are combined chicken. pour into a large flat pan. This You could also combine some MON-THUR 1 0:30am-7:00pm may be a brownie pan or casserole FRI-SAT 1 0:30am-4:00pm cooked rice with the beans as an pan. Place the pan in the refrig­ PiffG> Pieita! accompaniment to a meal. erator and allow the beans to cool. MON-THUR 1 0:30am-6:00pm This recipe is very versatile, so MON-THUR 1 0:30am-8:00pm FRIDAY 1 0:30am-2:00pm When the beans are cooled they FRIDAY 1 0:30am-4:00pm you can make many different SATURDAY 8:0 0 a m - 2:0 0 p m can be refrigerated for up to a items with simple cooked black GROUND FLOOR week or so. Otherwise, they can beans. [west end] be kept in the freezer for two These are just a few ways to use Terrace months as long as they are tighdy them and I am sure there are •jSi©.{$w£ sealed. more known ways to use black MON-THUR 7:0 0 a m - 5:0 0 p m MON-FRI 7:0 0 a m - 2:0 0 p m FRIDAY 7:0 0 a m - 2:0 0 p m Now that you have made these beans. Perhaps when you start to LOWER LEVEL black beans you are ready to have think about "grilling out" instead them with your Mexican meal. of having canned baked beans, let The beans can be heated up in Q/UTHdVIf everyone try some of your home­ MON-FRI 11:00am-1 2:00am a saucepan on medium heat and U\IMWNING SATURDAY 4:00pm-1 0:00pm made black beans. P

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PAGE 10 THE UWM POST APRIL 2, 1998 Book within book tells Another concert Geisha story review by Jason Memoirs Of A Geisha could easily become embroiled in she completes her own geisha ap­ Whiskeytown with Fastball like Whiskeytown and those that Arthur Golden a passionate political statement prenticeship, her virginity is auc­ March 24, 1998 preceded them (Jayhawks, Uncle ALFRED A. KNOPF about the treatment of women in tioned off at the age of 15, then SHANK HALL, MILWAUKEE Tupelo, Son Volt, Wilco, etc.) are Japan. she begins a life of serving up tea today's poets reflecting modern Arthur Golden is a white man The central character, Sayuri, is and sake, making sure she is show­ For purposes of description, the emotions and trials. The late writing about the life of Japanese sold by her father into virtual sla­ ing enough forearm to titillate her Raleigh band Whiskeytown has Gram Parsons isn't important to­ geisha in his debut novel, Memoirs very in a geisha house, or okiya, customers. been called everything from "al­ day for no reason at all, it was he of a Geisha," published by Alfred in Kyoto at the age of nine. After But Golden chooses not to ternative country," to "no-depres­ that stripped himself of his soul A. Knopf. make any strong political mes­ sion," to the newest category of to put it in a song. Though he knows his Japa­ sages. This geisha's life actually "country and Westerberg" (de­ Oh... was this supposed to be a nese history and effectively has a fairy tale ending, by mov- rived from Paul Westerberg of the show review? evokes this complicated world | ing to the Waldorf Towers in Replacements). Whiskeytown consists of singer/ of high-class prostitution, his | New York City, bankrolled by a Within the grand scheme of the guitarist Ryan Adams, singer/vio­ white manliness unfortunately sugar daddy. This seems like an music industry today, labels are linist Caidin Cary along with a slew seems to pervade the narrative unlikely ending for the vast easily slapped on anything that of others, and their new release is voice. As a result, the prose majority of real-life geisha in bears a resemblance to the famil­ Strangers A Imanac. feels clunky in places and lacks Japan. I can't help but wonder iar. As for Whiskeytown's style, it Featured on this leg of their a flowing feminine rhythm. how a female writer would have is just simply good rock-and-roll, U.S. tour is former fntEHOSE guitar­ There is also an absence of treated this political element of like the kind heard on the Roll­ ist Ed Crawford lending the added emotional extremes that one the story. ing Stones' Beggar's Banquet or any dimension of beautiful sloppiness expects from a female narrator. Memoirs of a Geisha provides great record from the past to the performance. Throughout Golden does, however, use a peek into a world that has The presence of country in a lot the show, instrumental accompa­ many lovely metaphors. Lines rarely been explored in Ameri­ of rock music today suggests noth­ niments worthy of mention were such as "These thoughts...felt to can literature. It certainly is an ing but a desire for simplicity. As the Hammond b3 organ, pedal me like rice pouring from a impressive accomplishment for techno music's electronic configu­ steel and lap steel guitars, which torn sack" are a treat to come a debut novel, and Golden's ration heads further and further confederated to add an extraor­ across. Indeed, tney are the use of metaphor is exquisite. It into the mainstream, many of us dinary fullness to song arrange­ most creatively written sen­ is, for the most part, enjoyable wish for an unadorned music ments. tences in the 434-page book. Author of Memoirs of a Geisha, reading. form. SEE PAGE Chronicling a geisha's life Arthur Golden -Robin Lickel Call it what you want, but bands WHISKEY 14 AVOID THE 1-94 CONSTRUCTION HASSLES

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8EF0RIYI Guttermouth's lack of inneundos. I normally try to avoid using break her down, can the truth be bathroom. And how appropraite is Blink- profanities in my reviews, but this found." It's just plain sad that this album 182 covering Billy Idol's "Dancing is the shittiest album I've heard in Don't get me wrong, I don't even found its way in to my hands. With Myself?" Think long and a long time. Let us sample some expect modern rockers to be po­ Do your part, dear reader, to pre­ hard about the meaning of that lyrics from "Whore": "She's a ets in addition to the prerequisite serve the notion that record con­ song. Other accurate reproduc­ whore, she's a whore, down to the of having great hair, but when I tracts should be reserved for those tions are Unwritten Lawversion of core/I think you really ought to was in junior high, I knew guys with talent stay far, far away from "Goody Two Shoes" with Buck-O- know/I heard you talking, people who wrote better poems than that this CD. Nine's horn section and Face To say she easy/You break her down, next to obscene drawings in the -Mark Ledesma Face's homage to the Cure with "In Between Days." Various Artists NewWave becoming punk, this Meet TheDeedles Soundtrack album is truly bliss. MERCURY RECORDS Various Artists -Pete Meriting Before You Were Punk What a sad, sad day it is when VAGRANT Cinematic Superthug soundtracks are relying on the lat­ The Hunger est trend in order make its movie, What genre of music from the UNIVERSAL RECORDS and assorted tie-ins, commercially '80s has the longest shelf-life? Is it viable. glam metal? Nope. Arena rock? "Houston's The Hunger have Although this is nothing new, Not even close. Try new wave. Yep, become," asserts this week's press look at the Singles soundtrack, it is all those cheesy songs from the release, "the zen of melody-driven a little frustrating when marketers '80s you hated publicly but se­ industrial rock." turn to ska as the new frontier in cretly sang along to are back. So Pardon me while I control the reaping huge monetary rewards. mouse up your hair, put on your urge to explode in guffaws. I'm appalled to see such great pink polo with the collar up and Cinematic Superthug, Mends, is bands as the Mighty Mighty grab your leather jacket a 13-track pablum extravaganza. Bosstones, Dance Hall Crashers None of the original artists It's nearly an hour of flaccid cre- and Save Ferris serving up new lasted past their one-hit songs to scendos, garbled noise and grat­ songs for this lame project contribute to this album, so you'11 ing, deformed musical subjects. What's next, Wu Tang in only hear covers by your favorite Woe to the listener! "Flubber 2: Electric Boogalo?" punk bands. Sure, some of the guys in this Meet TheDeedles isn't all bad since Good Riddance tackles Modern band know how to play a chord, the new tracks by Dance Hall English's "I Melt With you" and but you'd never get a job as a Crashers, "Lady Luck," and Save turns it into something that's ac­ painter drawing stick figures! Why Ferris, "For You," are great But tually listenable. Amazing! Joe does it have to be different for that doesn't warrant the purchase Jackson meets his equal with musicians? Let's face it: if it Guttermouth's version of "Happy weren't for the Hollywood hairdos The Hunger. Mark don't like 'em. SEE CDS ON PAGE 15 Loving Couples." The only thing and the time in the gym, these guys suprising about that version is would be flipping burgers.

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Milwaukee Symphony Pops Leroy Anderson's seemingly light- featuring Doc Severinson and hearted approach to life. DickHyman Dick and Doc at the Marcus The second half of the concert March 27, 1998 maintained the exuberant joy of MARCUS CENTER FOR THE ture with great taste and finesse. chopsticks metamorphosed from of the performance seemed to the first portion. One of my particu­ PERFORMING ARTS Some orchestras have a ten­ it's simple, childlike form to sen­ materialize: it was a remembrance lar favorites was "Friendly Conver­ dency to overplay this piece, but timental, jazzy, sad, piano a la sa­ of the way Jazz was, as well as an sations" by Hyman, a piece for This past weekend, the Milwau­ not this one. The MSO played the loon, stripper, a "Days of Our attempt to maintain the tradition. Dixieland Band with Orchestra. I kee Symphony Orchestra, as a part piece powerfully enough, yet knew Lives" setting, a Strauss-like ro­ Hyman then performed the felt that in addition to just being a of it's Pops Series, presented Doc when to step aside for the subtle manticism, and finishing in a First Movement to his own Piano really fun piece of music to listen to, Severinson, conductor and trum­ harp and piccolo colors. showy Broadway fashion. Concerto No. 1. This was one of the piece also displayed the versa­ tility of today's symphony orchestra. pet, and Dick Hyman, piano and When Dick Hyman entered the Hyman and Severinsen pro­ the more serious works of the con­ arranger. The program wasn't re­ stage, it was more of a guy just ceeded to educate the audience cert By saying 'serious,' I mean Doc and Hyman truly put on a ally one I would have been at­ walking into a rehearsal hall rather about the other, softer side of rag­ that the piece seemed more de­ show. However, their friendly an­ tracted to on an orchestral basis, than the pomp of a concert pia­ time music. manding than the others, rather tics seemed to be genuine rather but I'm glad I went The concert nist ready to perform. But that was Finally, Doc brought out his than a quantative analysis of what than purely showmanship. Some that evening was just plain fun. exactly what made the concert so trumpet for a seriously jazzy piece I feel music should be. orchestral musicians seem to think The only real "repertoire" the much fun for all who attended, of music, "Buddy Bolden's Blues." The piece still displayed that the Pops concerts are simply orchestra got to play was the Over­ and hopefully, for the orchestra Bolden was one of the first great Hyman's obvious love for the jazz to sell seats so that they can play ture to Candide. For most of the members as well. Dixieland artists out of New Or­ idiom, and seemed to have a cer­ the "real stuff." However, just be­ cause a piece of music is fun doesn' t concert they were simply the The first piece played by leans, and possibly the inspiration tain urban inspiration. Hyman's mean that it it isn't serious. backup for Doc and Hyman. How­ Hyman was his own "Piano Party." to Louis Armstrong. works seem to blend a Gershwin­ -Nancy Cooper ever, the orchestra played the over- The party basically consisted of It was here where the purpose like love of jazz and maintain

Wednesday, April 8,1998 11am-12:30pm UWM Union Wisconsin Room East A Lecture & Discussion with Benjamin DeMott Doc Severinsen, Principal Pops Conductor of the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra April 24 - 26 Free and open to all students

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An Underground Education his image). The danger in treat­ Richard lacks An Underground Education ing history this way is that it is seen DOUBLEDAY as a bunch of disconnected facts what it truly is (divorced from all gift It could be quite an embar­ any particular incident it might be that may be intriguing for their An Underground Education, by the hype) and what it isn't rassment easier to look up the original trivia value, but nothing more. Richard Zacks, is according to its This book is a light, fairly en­ In the introduction, Zacks en­ sources he lists. Zacks gave up on learning his­ subtitle "the unauthorized and joyable read that brushes over a courages the reader to read the On the other hand, if it gets tory in the conventional way after outrageous supplement to every- myriad of subjects with just book from beginning to end people who would otherwise a discouraging grade in another thingyou thought you knew about enough sex and violence to titil­ rather than leapfrogging amongst never look at a history book out class in his junior year of college. art, sex, business, crime, science, late or shock. This is a book to be the chapters stating that "there's of a misconception that all such He decided to fashion his own medicine, and other fields of hu­ shared with friends at a party, pass­ a method here," but there isn't tomes are too prudish or stuffy, to education, studying French, Ital­ man knowledge." ing it around to trade juicy tidbits, At least none that I could detect glance at a piece of history (such ian, Arabic and Greek by wander­ Well, it is at least in parts, out­ making sure everyone has a The chapters in themselves leap as the history of child labor), then ing through Europe, sometimes rageous, and virtually no one but chance to gape at the pictures about, each containing just it serves some greater function studying academically, and some­ the Queen gets an authorized his­ (though for some you have to be enough scattering of sex to keep than mere amusement times studying at the university of tory written these days, so that strong of stomach). the reader's attention, I suppose, The book also explodes a few life, on the streets. It has led to much is true. But you shouldn't This is not a book to give as a but it does start to seem disorga­ myths about the origins of some some uncommon knowledge, expect any profound theory of gift to your grandmother who al­ nized and repetitive. Several of the inventions such as the electric which he shares in this and his history that will change your view ways liked history or (like I once more colorful characters crop up chair-invented by Edison, or dy­ earlier book, History Laid Bare: of life. This is just for kicks. made the mistake of doing with a in more than one chapter as litde namite-invented by Nobel (yes, Love, Sex and Perversity from the An­ When considering the purchase similar book) to your high school bits are added to the story. But if the same guy who originally cient Etruscans to Warren G. Harding. of a book it is important to know history teacher as a going-away you wanted the whole story about funded the Peace Prize to improve -Babette Grunow

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rect connection to the song was WHISKEY FROM PAGE 10 roll band, combining styles new exposed. When in their moment, and old to song arrangements Whiskeytown was not simply "play­ mostly old, but craf ty in their struc­ Vintage equipment and non- ing" the song, they were enduring ture. glam attire aided in achieving the emotional force existing in the Sounding a bit like Elvis Whiskeytown's authentic sincerity. song. Costello at times, a bit like John It may also be noted that Adams Their remarkable encore con­ Mellencamp at others, Fastball bears a close resemblance to that sisted of only Adams, Cary, and concocts energy-filled songs about of a young Keith Richards (well, slide guitarist Mike Daly for a few relationships, drugs, and people. maybe a litde). acoustically-charged pieces for Their current hit, "The Way," is An element rarely witnessed at which no names were given. achieving much airplay and re­ live rock shows was clear and Through the continuance of the mains at the top of the charts. present with Whiskeytown. This songs, the ghost of Gram Parsons Fastball's new album is tided All element was genuine emotion and could have been witnessed if you The Pain Money Can Buy. stood at the forefront of the group kept an eye open. Were they a good band to see as a whole. Although emotion has Opening the show was the Aus­ live? Kinda. Why? the potential of existing in venues tin trio Fastball. With a good ol' "Carnival band" came to mind of a larger size, the intimate set­ American name such as Fastball as Fastball played through their ting of Shank Hall allowed feelings (derived from the good ol' Ameri­ set All their songs sounded great to flood the environment can game of baseball) one might but their lack of energy and emo­ expect a hard rockin' American Caitlin Cary and Ryan Adams from Whiskeytown It was in the songs "Everything tion contributed to the downfall I Do," "Houses on the Hill," and band. of their performance. "16 Days" where each player's di­ Fastball is your average rock n' -Jason Mohr HOLY WEEK SCHEDULE AT THE NEWMAN CENTER

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America a "new" genre of music it has called album that lets all the "ravers" know big The intellectual significance of the lyrics "electronica." Music execs constandy look­ beats' roots in hi-hop as well as mixing with is underlined by the fact that lead singer ing for the next big thing have been satu­ heavy bpms (beats per minute) like "Bang Jonah Matranga actually writes them him­ rating the air waves with band after band. On!." self, which is in sharp contrasts to a lot of Now that we've gotten the sarcasm out DecksanddrumsandrockandroUmay not be bands today, where the lyricist actually has of the way, let's talk about the anything new, "History Repeating" with no real connection with the music. Propellerheads'debut album. (Warning: To Shirley Bassey admits as much, but to un­ "Water & Solutions" creatively covers is­ those who think that The Chemical Broth­ schooled American kids it's a great starting sues like religion and spirituality, the "sys­ ers and Prodigy are the only English bands point tem," taking a stand, as well as the pressures Cheers to the dynamic duo from Bath, P88mi£BH£flBS of relationships and sex. In addition, the .•• •«, i England for making one of the year's most band uses a customarily overused rock set­ brilliant records. ting in a new and innovative way. -PeteMenting Unlike most of the bands that we hear 'J&ip^• - on our friendly local "alternative" rock sta­ of this half-baked concept album. #81 Far tion, Far is a band that stands out from the Need anymore proof? How about guitar ft Water & Solutions others. Their style is a basic, four person wanker Gary Hoey's surf instrumental i • EPIC RECORDS rock band setting, one singer, a guitarist, a "Psycho Gremmie" or Hanson wannabes bass guitarist, and a percussionist The Radish "Failing and Leaving" for starters. Far's second album, Tin Cans With Strings incomplex instrumentation itself is a Those songs are terrible when combined To You, is frequently referred to as a lost al­ change from most bands of today, who are with Rivers Cuomo's, from Weezer, equally bum by a European magazine. Hopefully, seemingly trying to better one another with bad "American Girls." their latest album will not be forgotten. more, better and bigger equipment Far If you really want to get into the bands worth checking, you may have epileptic sei­ I highly recommend this album to any­ seems to be some guys who just want to write on this disc, pick up Hepcat's Out of Nowhere zures upon hearing Decksanddrumsand- one looking for fresh musical ideas and lyr­ some good tunes for everybody. or the Cherry Poppin' Daddies' Feriously rockandroU.) ics with meaning. Remember analyzing I would recommend this album to any­ Stoned; the original albums where "I Can't With no disrespect to the Chemicals or Dylan Thomas lyrics in high school litera­ one sick of listening to Hansen and Spice Wait" and "Dr. Bones," respectively, ap­ Prodigy, this is the big beat disc America ture class as a means of analyzing the men­ Girls. Move on to some music people are peared. needs to kick its non-dancing ass. Alex tality of our parent's day? If our children going to remember, both for content and -Pete Meriting Gifford (decks and assorted sonics) and Will analyze the lyrics of Far, they'll probably musicality. White (drums and skateboarding) blend have a pretty good idea of the challenges -Nancy Cooper Propellerheads the style of the Beastie Boys on "360 (Oh we face. DechsanddrumsandrockandroU Yeah?)," with De La Soul, and "A Number DREAMWORKS of Microphones" to Bond-esque (that's Bond as in James Bond) tunes "On Her Within the past year, the music industry Majesty's Secret Service" and "Spybreak!." has embedded into the consciousness of The Propellerheads truly have created an 16 THE UWM POST APRIL 2, 1998

THEATRE Wind from the South, by Robert Downer Ave., "American Aesthetic temporary Art." Running through with an electric guitar," Present Mu­ Kornfield. This powerful, cutting Furniture" opens April 10. Gallery May 24, the exhibition examines and sic will perform an Earth Day Concert The American premiere of The Gen­ edge political drama about contem­ Two is open 12 noon to 5 p.m. Tues­ celebrates the widespread impact of on Saturday, Apr. 18 at 8 p.m. at St eral from America will be presented by porary Mexican revolutionaries will day through Saturday. rock music on contemporary art with John's Cathedral, 802 N.Jackson. For the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre open Wednesday, April 15 and run In inova's Gallery Three, located in over 150 works in all media. The Art ticket info, call 271-0711. through Sunday, Apr. 5 at the Power­ through Saturday, May 12. For tick­ the Fine Arts Center, 2400 E. Museum is at 750 N. Lincoln Memo­ house Theatre, 108 E. Wells St For ets, call 229-4308. Kenwood Blvd., Maurizio Catellan's rial Dr. For more info call 224-3200. Ani DiFranco, singer-songwriter info call 224-9490. video work shows through May 3. and idol to thousands, will perform On the Verge, presented by the Opening April 10 is Naomi Marquette University's Haggerty Saturday, Apr. 18, 8 p.m. at the Eagles Richard Wargo's A Chekhov Trilogy Northern Stage Company, opens Montgomery's work. Museum of Art will host the U.S. de­ Ballroom. For more info call 342- continues at Skylight Opera Theatre, Thursday, Apr. 16 in the UWM Fine For more info on all inova events but museum exhibition of copper 7283. 158 N. Broadway. This trio of one-act Arts Theatre, 2400 E. Kenwood Blvd. call 229-5070. wire sculptures, by Belgian conceptual operas are based on various short sto­ This play by Eric Overmeyer follows artist Jan Fabre through Apr. 26. ries by Anton Chekhov and will run LITERARY the exploits of through Apr. 12. For info call 291- April is National Poetry Month 7800. The Post ARTS Calendar (just thought you should know). The Milwaukee Chamber Theatre At the Downer Avenue Harry W. presents Athol Fugard's first post- (oini)iled bv Robin Lickel Schwartz Bookshop, 2559 N. Downer three apartheid play Valley Song through Ave, on Sunday, Apr. 5, mystery and intrepid Victorian "Still Life," Apr. 19. Valley Song takes place in a suspense novelist Andrew Vachss will women who stumble across a time tun­ Mexican photographer Pedro an exhibition of paintings, drawings remote village on the South African read from his latest Safe House, at 3 nel in the South Pacific. For tickets, Meyer will speak on Thursday, Apr. 16 and prints by Roy Huth will open Fri­ Karoo in the present day as seen p.m. Call 332-1181 for more info. call 2294308. at 7:30 p.m. in room 175 of Curtin day, Apr. 3 at Gallery H 0, 221 N. Wa­ through the eyes of The Author. Call ? Hall, as part of a three-day conference ter St 276-8842 for info and a season bro­ The Shorewood Schwartz Marquette University Department sponsored by UWM's Center for 20 th chure. Bookshop at 4093 N. Oakland Ave. of Performing Arts closes it season Century Studies. FILM will host Toronto-based novelist Bar­ with Oliver Goldsmith's classic farce, The R&B classic revue From My . On Thursday, Apr. 2 at 7 p.m., the bara Gowdy, who will read from Mis­ She Stoops to Conquer. It opens Thurs­ "Guerrilla Girls: The Conscience Hometown continues through Apr. 26 UWM Union Theatre will open Happy ter Sandman, Monday, Apr. 6 at 7 p.m. day, Apr. 16 at the Helfaer Theater, of the Art World," a multimedia pre­ Together, a film from Hong Kong that Peter Hedges, author of What's Eat­ at the Milwaukee Rep's Stackner on 13th and Clybourn Sts. sentation by women artists and art won Wong Kar-Wai Best Director at ing Gilbert Grape, will share his new Cabaret featuring 30 classic songs by professionals who expose sexism and such artists as The Temptations, Otis the 1997 Cannes Film Festival. novel, An Ocean in Iowa, on Wednes­ Theatre X Late Night brings back racism in the art world and the cul­ Redding, Stevie Wonder and Marvin day, Apr. 8 at 7 p.m. the delightful farce The Vampire Lesbi­ ture at large is on Friday, Apr. 17 at 8 Everest, the breathtakingjoumey of Gaye. For tickets call 224-9490. ans of SODOM on Thursday, Friday p.m. in the UWM Union Wisconsin spirit, adventure, tragedy and sheer Mindemoye, a member of the and Saturday nights at 10:30 p.m. in Room. Admission is free to UWM stu­ will, continues at the Humphrey Oneida Indian nation, will present "A Glengarry Glen Ross, by David the Studio Threatre at the Broadway dents. IMAX Dome Theater, 710 W. Wells St Voice of Native Women" on Tuesday, Mamet will open Friday, Apr. 3 at the Theatre Center, 150 N. Broadway. For info call 319-4625. Apr. 7 at 11:30 in the UWM Union Boulevard Theatre, 2252 S. The UWM Union Art Gallery will Kinnickinnic Ave. Call 672-6019 for Alumni Fireside Lounge. ART be showing "Sesquicentennial Cel­ more info. ebration: African-American Art in Wis- MUSIC The UWM Women's Resource Cen­ In inova's Gallery One, Kelly consin" through Apr. 17. Gallery Matt Johnston, with his original ter will host "Women's Words & Im­ Renaissance Theatreworks present Wood's photographic works show hours are 12 noon to 3 p.m., M W F songs rooted in the blues tradition, through May 3. The hours for Gallery ages," art display and poetry reading a reading of Aristophanes' play S, 11am. to 3 p.m. T and 11 a.m. to 7 returns to the Cafe Caffeine, 2611 E. Lysistrata directed by UWM's own One are 12 noon to 5 p.m. Wednes­ by UWM students on Wednesday, Apr. p.m. R. Call 229-6310 for more info. Hampshire on Saturday, Apr. 4 at 8 Annie Melchior on Monday, Apr. 6 at day through Sunday, closed Monday, 8 at 2 p.m. in the Women's Resource p.m. with a $3 cover. Harvey Taylor 7 p.m. at 126 E. Jefferson. Call 273- Tuesday, and holidays. Gallery One is Center in the Union. The Milwaukee Art Museum hosts and the Mambo Surfers play on 0800 for reservations. located at 3253 N. Downer Ave. a two-month run of "It's Only Rock 8c Thursday, Apr. 9. inova's Gallery Two, located in Barnes & Noble Booksellers host a Roll: Rock and Roll Currents in Con- UWM's PTTP will premiere Hot Mitchell Hall, Room 154, 3203 N. real-time cyber Q&A every day with The UWM Vocal Arts Series con­ some of the literary world's most criti­ tinues with "Songs of Love and Long­ cally acclaimed authors and select ing," on Sunday, Apr. 5 at 3 p.m. in celebrity guests. Surf to http:// the Fine Arts Recital Hall, 2400 E. www.bamesandnoble.com The Student Association Kenwood Blvd.

Multicultural Issues Committee presents: Approximately twenty-five volumes The India Music Society presents from adistinguished collection of rare an Indian Classical Vocal Recital by books will be exhibited in the Special S.P. Ram on Sunday, Apr. 5 at 4 p.m. Collections room on the fourth floor atWehr Hall of Alvemo College, 3401 of Golda Meir Library (2511 E. Hart­ S. 39th St ^Affirmative Action: The fined "Debate ford Ave.) through Apr. 30. Called the Remnant Trust's Wisdom of the Ages David Baradic and Suzanne Collection, the books are part of a Grzanna will perform jazz at the Vel­ traveling exhibition, and visitors will vet Room, 3rd & Wisconsin, Tuesday, be able to handle the volumes. Apr. 7 at 9:30 p.m. Sunday, April 19700 pm. Works by Locke, Plato, Aristotle, Hobbes and Machiavelli among oth­ The Norrie Cox Goodtime Jazz University of 'Wisconsin - Milwaukee ers will be displayed. with Roy Rubinstein will perform at VWM Union Alumni fireside Counge the Bavarian Inn, 1-43 and Silver Spring, Wednesday, Apr. 8 at 6 p.m. DANCE For reservations, call 964-0300. The Amadeus. Dance Company presents "A Time to Mourn - A Time Dar Williams brings her unique to Dance" at the Acacia Theatre, 3300 A panel of distinguished community leaders, students, songs and beautiful voice to the Rave N. Sherman Blvd. on Saturday, Apr. 4 faculty and academic staff will speak candidly on one on Thursday, Apr. 9, at 8 p.m. For at 8 p.m. and Sunday, Apr. 5 at 4 p.m. more info call 342-7283. of the most controversial issues facing Americans in "New Dancemakers," presented by the 21st century. The exquisite Pegasus Wind Quin­ the Department of Dance will open tet featuring the UWM POST'S own Tuesday, Apr. 14 and run through Nancy Cooper on the French horn, Sunday, Apr. 19 in the Mitchell Cham­ Workshops focusing around affirmative action will perform at the Red Wheelbarrow ber Theatre, 3203 N. Downer Ave. For will follow the debate. Bookstore, 1213 E. Brady St, on Tues­ more info, call 229-4308. day, Apr. 14th at 6 p.m. This presentation is free and open to the pub­ The UWM University Band will Fax your arts event to the lic. For further information please contact the rock the Union Concourse on UWM Post at 229-4579 or Student Association at 229-4366. E-mail: Wednesday, Apr. 15 at 12:30 p.m. email [email protected]. [email protected] Calling themselves "Beethoven APRIL 2,1998 THE UWM POST 17

The Odd Couple II "I'm sorry, Neil," said Cort of build-up or dramatic tension!" Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau calmly, "butwe can'tjust giveyou Jack Lemmon spoke up. "I Movie Reviewer Magic PARAMOUNT PICTURES money. However, if you write a don't think I want to be in this movie for us, we could arrange movie." Once upon a time in the land something." "Shut up, you," said Madden of fairies and goblins, there lived "Oh, I'm not very good a writ­ sternly. Join Paul on a romp through a a writer named Neil Simon. Neil ing anymore," Neil sullenly re­ Meanwhile, Cort was on a roll. was once a very good writer, and plied. "Of course, since the audience is couple of bad flicks he wrote some very fine plays and "We'll help! Let's do a sequel going to be kind of slow, we'll have films including The Goodbye Girl, to The Odd Couple starring those to throw things out like comedic California Suiteand The Odd Couple. Grumpy Old Men Walter Matthau timing. We'll carefully foreshadow The Newton Boys acter trait apiece; Ulrich is the Unfortunately, an evil wizard had and Jack Lemmon!" everyjoke minutes in advance so Matthew McConaughey, Ethan skeptical one, Hawke drinks a lot cast a spell on Neil just after Lost As if on cue, Matthau and that anyone who's ever seen a Hawke and d'Onofrio has to be satisfied in Yonkers, causing him to be com­ Lemmon entered the room. movie before won't be surprised!" 20TH CENTURY FOX with being "the older brother who pletely devoid of talent Lemmon was clutching his newly- Neil raised his hand quiedy. drinks and later gets shot" One day there was a noise at received Golden Globe award as "But about the humor..." Slacker director Richard The only love interest for the Neil's door. "Tap, Tap, "tapped the though his life depended on it "Don't worry. It doesn't have to Linklater has been wanting to do group is McConaughy's girlfriend, door. Neil, busy watching reruns "I don't know," said Neil, "How be funny. Matthau and Lemmon The Newton Boys for a number of played by Juliana Margulies, who of "Family Matters" for inspiration, could we do a sequel?" will make it funny!" years now. It's good to see a de­ comes off as being THE MOST GULL­ answered it Cort had the answer. "I know! Matthau and Lemmon looked serving director get the power to IBLE PERSON ON THE PLANET when she On the other side of the door Let's make it a road movie! at each other and frowned. make the films they want to do fails to suspect her live-in beau of stood a three-legged, snarling Nobody's done a road movie in... Just then, there was a rumbling despite having no audience for anything despite the fact that he ogre. Neil recognized it to be his months!" noise coming from outside the stu- them whatsoever. However, The always has money, keeps a secret landlord. "But why are they on the road?" dio. The filmmakers looked Newton .Boysjust isn't a good movie. bank deposit box, disappears for 'You're three months late on "Ummm.. because Oscar's son around to find the source of the The tide refers to a real-life days at a time and registers in ho­ the rent!" shouted the ogre. is marrying Felix' daughter!" interruption. 1920s-era gang of bank robbers tels under assumed names. Oddly After Neil begged for his life for Neil sensed something was ter­ Suddenly, the roof flew off of composed of four brothers enough, Yoakam comes off as the a few moments, the ogre left Neil ribly wrong, but due to the anti- the building. The people inside (played by McConaughey, Hawke, most believable, though his wife went back to his program. On the talent spell, couldn't quite under­ looked up quickly to see the cause. Skeet Ulrich and Vincent (Chloe Webb) is woefully television, Urkel needed money stand what "So what will happen Above them stood an 80-foot tall d'Onofrio) and a stray explosives underused. and decided to write a screenplay. to them?" Ving Rhames. expert (Dwight Yoakam) who hold That's not to say The Newton Boys "That's it!" Neil exclaimed, "I'll "All sorts of wacky things! Their "VTNG... WANT... GLOBE... BACK!" up banks across the nation with­ is terrible or anything. The ban­ go ask my movie friends for car will blow up! Felix will get stuck grumbled the giant out ever hurting anyone. In a nifty ter between the brothers is fairly money!" in the bathroom! They'll meet "Not on your life!" screeched bit of originality, all the folks in­ entertaining, and the bank heists Neil quickly got on a train to some wild women!" Lemmon. volved live to see old age. are perfectly well-directed. Hollywoodland, where movies "But how do I make that make Rhames picked up the two pro­ Now, with such a limited plot Charles Gunning, the smoking guy were made back then. He met with sense?" ducers and swallowed them whole. and an expansive running time of on the way to his stepfather's fu­ producers Robert W. Cort, who "That's the great part! The au­ He then grabbed Matthau by the over two hours, you'd think that neral in Slacker, has a hefty sup­ made such wonderful films as Turk dience for this thing will be so old, ear hairs and began swinging him Linklater, who's proven himself a porting role and grizzled charac­ 182 and The Air Up There, and you won't have to! In fact we can around, then slamming him into master of ensemble pieces three ter actor Bo Hopkins plays the law David Madden, the man partially through in a completely inane cli­ a nearby building. Neil was next responsible for Operation Dumbo times already, could pull off a per- with the sort of practiced vigor he max involving Oscar's son having having his head ripped—(That's fecdy good film. Unfortunately, excells at Drop. cold feet despite a complete lack about enough, Paul. -Ed.) Linklater seems to have com­ In the end, however, after 3 pletely (and hopefully tempo­ great films (Slacker, Dazed and Con­ rarily) lost his talent for handling fused and SubUrbia) and one good multiple characters' develop­ one {BeforeSunrise), Linklater has UWMZoofcfac, April is National "Poetry Month ments. his first strike against him. The McConaughey seems to be the Newton Boys is too long, too poorly central focus of the film, which is developed and too bland to be fine, and he becomes the most worth a look. Sorry. interesting by definition. The rest -PaulFreitag of the cast is barely given a char­ FROM THCC-IFrorwORDS T0JUSTC-/FTS

April 6-111998 % off 'Poetry Hooks found in General 'Reading "Poetry Section, Poetry Display and UWA\ Authors' Section J C/o off Dwight Yoakam! He's the Newton Boy in the middle, flanked by ^^#2.1 a^a^aa^aaaaaal^ Our Gift Shop fellow Newtons Skeet Ulrich on the left and Matthew McConaughey * Includes Sportswear on the right. Not pictured is Juliana Margulies, much to our dismay. * Excludes 3eanie Babies Uf^lfl

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First basemanjeff Stoss contin­ in the top of the eighth to make ued his hot hitting, going 3 for 4 the score 6-5. with two doubles in Friday's 6-1 The Panthers scored three win. more runs in the eighth inning, In the first game of a double two on a Brett Huebner home header on Saturday, the Panther run. Back-to-back doubles by Andy bats were on fire, as UWM beat the Bjornlie and Lee Jaramillo pro­ Flames 13-6. vided the third run of the inning. The Panthers took the lead for Adam Kiehl pitched seven and good in the third inning. Second one-third innings to pick up his baseman Greg Toll sparked the third win of the season. Mike Oiler three-run inning with, his sixth provided a solid one and two- home run of the season. Toll went thirds innings of relief to finish the 3 for 3 with 5 RBI to lead the of­ game. fense. Quintin Oldenburg pitched five scoreless innings in relief to get the win. The Panthers won game three of the se­ ries 6-4. Josh Justman gave up one earned run over six and two- thirds innings of work Post photo by Brad Bauman and received the win. Andy Bjornlie contributed to the Panther winning streak this weekend. Stoss hit his seventh home run of the sea­ By Karen Janka raised the Panthers' season conference. son, keeping his 14 record to 11-5-1. The Panthers started the series game hitting streak The UWM baseball team blew "We expected to win four, and with a strong pitching perfor­ going. away MCC rival Illinois-Chicago we needed to win tour," said Assis­ mance by Mike Casper. Casper On Sunday, the last weekend in their first home tant Coach Todd Frohwirth. gave up one earned run in seven Panthers showed stand of the reason. The four wins The Panthers are now 4-0 in the innings and picked up the win. what they were made of, coming from be­ hind and rallying for seven runs in the sev­ Going Home for enth and eighth in­ nings to win the game Post photo by Brad Bauman the Summer? 9-5. Chad Sadowski helped keep the UIC bats cool "We try to tell the last Saturday. Pick up college credits this summer at a University of pitchers if you give up Wisconsin two-year campus in or near your hometown. one run, it's not the most impor­ Head Coach Jerry Augustine is tant thing, because our guys are pleased with his team so far this Experience small classes taught by professors who give you going to give you two or three the season. the personal attention to suceed. next inning." said Frohwirth. "We're swinging the bat well," UWM trailed 3-2 in the bottom he said, but cautions, "you always Contact one of the UW two-year campuses for more of the seventh inning, but Steve have to work to get better. Every information: Johnson led a team comeback ef­ team we play is capable of beating UW - Baraboo/Sauk County fort with a two-run home run. us. We just have to play well." UW - Barron County (Rice Lake) Illinois-Chicago's numerous The Panthers' 4-0 record puts UW-Fond du Lac pitching changes couldn't stop them in a tie with Buder for first UW - Fox Valley (Menasha) the Panthers as they scored four place in the conference standings. UW - Manitowoc runs in the inning and led 6-2. Games Tuesday and Wednesday "One through nine [in the lineup] were cancelled due to rain. The UW - Marathon County (Wausau) are doing a good job early in the Panthers play a home stand UW - Marinette season," noted Assistant Coach against Detroit this weekend at UW - Marshfield/Wood County Scott Doffek. Lincoln Park, on Green Bay and UW - Richland UIC came back with two runs Hampton. UW - Rock County (Janesville) UW - Sheboygan UW - Washington County (West Bend) Post sports. UW - Waukesha

Callus Every Thursday. toll free 1-888-INFO-UWC UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN or visit our site w ww.uwc .edu COLLEGES No swimsuit issue. APRIL 2,1998 THE UWM POST 19 Track and field results include record PANTHER FACTS Markeisha Morris broke the Men's efforts included Bert UWM record for the triple jump Rogers' sixth place finish in the last weekend at the Purdue Invi­ 200 meters (22.92) and seventh in The Panthers lead The Panthers have UWM leads the tational. Morris' 37-11 1/2 effort the 400 meters (50.97). Steve Saw­ is over a foot farther than the 1993 yer finished sixth in the 800 the conference in only completed 17 conference with record set by Taisha Williams. meters. Matt Finger finished sixth stolen base games; MCC averages of 1.18 Amy Sawyer finished eighth in in the 1,500 meters with 4:07.21. the 100-meter hurdles (15.18) and Mark Parkard finished fifth in the percentage, slugging leader Butler has home runs, 8.41 sixth in the 400-meter hurdles triple jump (46-2) and Jon Manke percentage, batting 28. Detroit, next runs and 7.53 (1:04.44), and Emily Hauerr finished sixth in the discus (155- placed 18th in the 1,500 meters 1). average and fielding weekend's victim, RBIs per game. (4:57.39). percentage. has played 11. Stoss named league Player of the Week Panther first baseman Jeff Stoss (.982). His current hitting streak is this week's Midwestern Colle­ is 14 games. giate Conference Player of the Last weekend against Minne­ Week. sota, as the Panthers posted their Stoss leads the league in catego­ first-ever win against the Gophers ries including batting average in seven tries, Stoss went 3 for 3 (.500) and slugging percentage with a home run. SAVE A LIFE Be a Marrow Donor Panthers take on Detroit There is an acute need for minority marrow donors. this weekend at Lincoln Park Persons of color represent only 22.1% Compl ete coverage next Thursday of registered donors. Share life-join the registry or see it for yourself Thursday, April 16,1998 • Noon-7pm UWM Union Alumni Fireside Lounge r T. "• 1 The 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. • For additional information, please call the UWM Union Cut this out, Sociocultural Programming department at 229-6997. • This event is sponsored by UWM bring it to the The Norris Health Center THE BL00D CENTEROO |QI i/Dmb FOR PEOPLE WHO POST at UWM, UWM Union \W/ ieU*e*",a Post, and we'll Sociocultural Programming & GIOI»I m Reach, Local m can \X society of america let you write 229- sports for us. THINK THERE'S MORE TO 4578 You can cover LIFE THAN A PAYCHECK. baseball, track, volleyball, If you're a young hurling, rugby, man or woman looking tennis, sailing, at a humdrum future, cycling and all there's a challenging the Other great alternative-the Army. athletic stuff Not just the thatourfine more than 200 skills fellow Students to choose from, but do. Call 229- the lifestyle. The 4578 to find out chance to travel, to 10% Student Discount. where to bring become fit and trim and exercise your mental muscles, No Membership Required. this coupon, or, too. To do things you didn't think you could do. To be justfinduson proud of yourself and your country. Classes: Spinning, Circuit Training, Choreo-weights, Power Dance, "The Workout", "Box Our*, Hip Hop, Cardio-Kickboxing the ground And you get a pretty good paycheck, too. floor of the CALL FOR DETAILS 463-1058 MODA New Juke Bat;# Union! QpemlnMarchi ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE! One-Step-Ahek! 352-6979 TH* UWM Pest Is M www.goarmy.com 6870 N SANTA MONICA BLVD • FOX POINT equal opportunity I Located in the Fox Point Shops __ ^/»%»" | POST EDITORIAL

PAGE 20 THE UWM POST APRIL 2, 1998 Checking in back at home This week, while President Clinton was posing for pictures with Nelson Mandela behind bars at Robbin Island, where Mandela served 18 years as a political prisoner, thousands of Americans were protesting in Wash­ ington for the release of US political prisoners. Yes, that's right, politi­ cal prisoners-about 150 of them-right here in the US. Many people in the '60s and '70s were persecuted under the FBI's 'COINTELPRO' program that targeted members of the Black Panther Party, the American Indian Movement, Puerto Rican independentistas and other civil rights activists. The FBI used agents provocateur and manu­ factured evidence to railroad activists like Angela Davis, Geronimo Ji Jaga, Leonard Peltier, and journalist Mumia Abujamal (the latter two .AND KISS THOSE BIMBOS GOODBYE! remain in prison, Abujamal on death row). JUST APPLY SLIME® ^y ~ ^ TO PROBLEM AREAS. ^J/ IT REALLY, Mention political prisoners to most Americans and they might think of a country like South Africa under the apartheid regime - and the comparison isn't that far off. South Africa used to outstrip the US in the number of Blacks that it imprisoned, but the US now holds that ignominious titl~. The US now imprisons the most people (1.5 mil­ lion) worldwide, even outdoing China with a population five times that of the US. For external use only. May stain clothing, furniture, upholstery, legacy, Today's prisons serve as warehouses for the unemployed, and as a or place in history. Prolonged use may be habit forming. If gender gap reserve slave labor force for manufacturers who don't want to pay a results, stop use immediately and consult your spin doctor. CAUTION: living wage to support families in central cities. Persistent bimbo eruptions may be a sign of a deeper problem. In the end, this system hurts us all, but it affects those on the bottom end of the social/economic/educational ladder first (hint past and present racial and gender discrimination has compounded this affect). If you add the affects of a skewed justice system, which targets certain groups for prosecution, you begin to get the pictui e regarding politi­ Some insight on cal prisoners in the US. Perhaps if Bill were forced to spend more than a photo op moment behind bars, he would be more sympathetic. Reggie's credentials

Anti-abortion vote American Democracy can be a ment of right-wing theocrat- truly scary thing. Any conscientious wannabes and recovering wife-beat­ citizen cannot help but have the ers called the "Promise Keepers." deserves contempt same fear as any dictator when look­ How his devotion to this cult or The State Senate gave final legislative approval to a very foul and dan­ ing at some of the demos who are his ability to exert so many foot­ gerous bill this week, which banned the act known as "partial birth abor­ supposed to be exercising their pounds of energy stopping the ste­ tion." The faux term is not medical, but rather a PR phrase dreamed up kratia. Every election cycle, you roidal mutant across from him, by the so-called "Right to life" movement, also a misnomer. meet voters who say they like so- qualifies Reggie White to bend the This would be misleading enough, but it turns out that Wisconsin's and-so because he's older or seems public ear on matters of social "late-term" abortion bill, which was whisked through on the last day of more genuine or has a better hair­ policy - or air conditioners, or soup the spring legislative session, construes a fetus as a child from the time of cut or lived on a farm. Policy - escapes us. But then, we were call­ fertilization, and defines terms like "partial birth" so vaguely that it puts shmolicy. This guy taught Sunday ing him these names years ago. into effect a virtual ban on abortion. school and that guy was an actor. But people like green-and-gold- "It's unconstitutional!" exclaimed state Sen. Gwen Moore, as the bill Where's the surprise if you know clad bonecrushers and they like passed last Friday - and she was right Only the previous week, the U.S. what the candidate is going to do preachers. So Reggie goes to Madi­ Supreme Court chose not to review a similar Ohio law, preferring instead before you vote for him? son and takes the opportunity to to let stand a lower court ruling that pronounced it unconstitutional due We like direct participatory de­ say a bunch of stuff. to the overly broad nature of its wording. After that what act of collective mocracy, and there are certainly So he says, you know those His- idiocy would lead the Senate to pass a nearly identical law, unless out of a many very sophisticated voters, but we have to admit panics, they can get thirty people in a room and those desire to appease the so-called Right-to-Life groups? that the founders may have had a point when they Japanese turning television sets into watches all the Planned Parenthood has already promised to fight this stupid bill in chose representative democracy and created an Elec­ time, they're okay, though Indians are sneaky, but of court But in the meantime, how many doctors will think twice before toral College. course it's the homosexuals who are all going to hell... advising a woman, based on her medical needs, to choose to carry through The advantages given to celebrities when they sally Ummm.... okay. with her plans for abortion? Under the new law, any doctor performing a forth with political pronouncements or run for office So Reggie is an ignorant bigoted lout Why is any­ "partial birth" abortion could be charged with a Class A felony, which (e.g. Thompson,, Grandy, Bono, Eastwood, Reagan, body surprised or "disappointed" at that? It was com­ carries a penalty of life imprisonment How many doctors will choose to Kemp, Glenn, Bradley...) are scary in themselves. Some­ pletely predictable that once Reggie opened his mouth play it safe (for themselves) and decide not to perform the abortion, no one is going to Congress because they played a warm this type of noisome vapor would escape. It's sad to matter how medically needed, lest they be later charged with a felony? By and fuzzy steward on Love Boat or because they could see Reggiephiles rushing to defend the man's noxious interfering in the patient/physician relationship and depriving the woman play football? What kind of idiot republic have we be­ ideas because they've learned to like the guy as a Packer of the essential medical advice to make an informed choice, this ban has come? or a savior of burnt church buildings or as a soup-seller. effectively wiped out the gains of Roe v. Wade for Wisconsin women. Enter Reggie White. His opinions are what they are and they speak for The absurdity does not stop there. Not only are doctors subject to Here's a man whose primary claim to fame is an themselves. charges, but the suit against them can now be brought by the parents of ability to don protective headgear and slam against But the bigger point is, who cares what Reggie the man involved, if the mother is a minor. Under the new law, they could opposing gladiators on a testosterone-soaked arena of thinks? He's a dipwad and he's always been a dipwad. sue for psychological and emotional distress. Effectively, a woman could grass. Every citizen has just as much right to be listened to be forced by such a suit to go ahead with an unwanted and possibly dan­ These sterling qualifications allowed the public to as Reggie. What's actually disappointing is that so many gerous pregnancy, by the unknown parents of a man who may or may not take notice of another side of Reggie: as minister of a would rather yield their own time to exalt a dipwad want a child. Did the rush of spring weather we had give some sort of Christian sect and avatar of a dogmatic men's move- celebrity. fever to our state Senate? PERSPECTIVE

APRIL 2,1998 THE UWMPOST PAGE 21 Prepare to be assimilated! By Speed Fredericks cide!" But Alice Gillam, one of the The higher education system of originators of the English 112 pro­ the United States, and the whole gram, says the Borg have helped the Earth for that matter, is in for big program achieve many of its goals. changes, and UWM is going to be "I was concerned too, at first" part of those changes. said Gillam, "but one of the criti­ A recent harbinger of these cisms of the program had always sweeping trends came in January, been an inconsistency between when UWM's retiring chancellor, portfolio readers, or a mismatch then called John H. Schroeder, an­ between instruction and evalua­ nounced that he would thenafter tion. We had to have multiple read­ be called Twelve of Thirteen. ers, norming sessions, all sorts of "My designation is Twelve of devices to get around these prob­ Thirteen Module Forty-one lems. But now many of the English Subjunction Eight," announced TAs have been assimilated, and Chancellor Twelve, "but you may those problems are gone. One col­ refer to me as Twelve of Thirteen." lective mind reads all of the portfo­ Terry Gillick responded to this lios. There's never any disagree­ seemingly odd news with a query has charged that Borg imperatives Borg is articulated by Robert Miranda says that conceptions of ment What the Borg decides, we whether the new name Twelve of to exploit resouces absolutely have Miranda, who frequently criticized academic merit in the Borg collec­ know to be true." Thirteen was somehow related to now grown so strong as to threaten the UWM Administration even be­ tive - fully implanted Borg are white Despite the various student and then-Schroeder's rating second-last the Downer Woods. fore Borg influence appeared evi­ or grey-green - are skewed against faculty voices that resist the Borg, a of 13 chancellors in a faculty rating "I used to have some respect for dent to most students of color. collective future seems certain. profile. Schroeder, Mayrl and the rest, but "I had a student - a Latino - As President Clinton said in his "Faculty ratings are irrelevant" now I think they're all absolute come to me just yesterday, whose State of the Union address, "With said Twelve. "We are Borg." frauds," said Gump. "Ever since r English 112 portfolio was failed. He the help of the Borg, American stu­ The conversion — or reversion, He will be useful to they started getting their implants, says he showed his professor his dents are climbing the ladder of as some suspect - of UWM's super­ it's like talking to a brick wall. They work, and that of a white classmate, success. Through this dynamic part­ ficially inoffensive chancellor to the avoided getting any student input the New Order and Mark someone-or-another, whose nership, conflicts are being re­ Borg Collective, was not the only when the pushed their proposal." portfolio passed. And do you know solved, math and science scores are sign of impending trends. Asked about Gump's charges, will be assimilated. what the professor told him? The being raised, and America will have Says Letters and Science Dean Twelve replied, "Student input is professor said, and I quote: 'Mark the best-educated and most produc­ Marshall Goodman, "the collective irrelevant The Downer Woods will You are obsolete and will be useful to the New Order. He tive workforce for the 21st Century." is the future. Those smart schools be assimilated. Resistance is futile." will be assimilated. You are obsolete The future, it seems, does belong that get in on the trend will be the Another source of dissatisfaction and will be destroyed.' Destroyed! to the Borg. ones to receive the most grants. will be destroyed. with the "collective agenda" of the This is one step away from geno­ Prepare to be assimilated. Those that remain unassimilated i will be left behind, or worse. It's a matter of submit or be destroyed. mi II ipn-dp) lar tumor that UWM is bet­ Resistance is futile." |:, Gump wins the match-up teroff without. Goodman enjoys a good reputa­ Dear Editor, LETTERS Doug Smith tion despite early qualms from fac­ 1 just finished reading the March 26 rXH^counterpoint between William E. when denied accommodations in the ulty members who accused him of Might I suggest that if the administra­ Jailbird stereotypes men of color Gumpand Sachin Chheda, debating dorms. If s just as likely that they were tion is sincere in its desire to boost com­ rushing his school into ventures the need for an East Tower addition to warned off by those who already dwell munity spirit it could achieve wondrous I was dismayed to see theadvertise- without regard to academic priori­ Sandburg Haflsfegased on the informa­ in Sandburg. Before I go any further, I results by ceasing to sabotage commu­ ment on page 22 of the March 26,1998 ties. Goodman explains, "Right tion outlined in tr$£$wo opinions, plus must admit that I am not, nor have I nity-sponsored events, e.g. Asian Inva­ issue of the UWM Post now, I would say the College of Let­ a certain amount of anecdotal evi­ ever been, a dorm resident. In spite of sion and Phi Beta Sigma. Seriously Perhaps, the advertisement might be ters and Science is about 40 percent dence, I believe Mr. Gump's position this I intend to offer my admittedly sec­ though, more students doesn't neces­ better served with the picture of the bars assimilated. In the collective, we are easily and irrefutably comes out ahead. ondhand opinions anyway on the sarily equate to closer students If any­ alojr^itlifiier than a picture with a fig- 0e that appears to be a "minority" all one. Academic priorities are ir­ Mr. Chheda begins by asserting grounds that in my six years at UWM, thing, a smaller student body would;; the last two of which have been spent •'The readers' imagination could en­ relevant" sacrificing 3/4 of an acre of the Downer: better promote feel i ngs of intimacy art!f Woods is a small price to pay for the contnbuting to Sandburg's B.O.S.S. pro­ camaraderie whereas a larger popula­ vision a friend or relative behind bars Others, however, are dismayed salvation of two endangered acres of gram, I've had the opportunity to dis­ tion would only overwhelm students or possibly looking from the inside out by the apparent single-rnindedness land at the intersection of Hartford and cuss dorm 1 He atgreat length with liter­ further and exacerbate their ted ings of to the reader behind the bars in their :i: of the Borg. Maryland. Forgive me if I seem dense, al ly hundreds of residents and have yet isolation. ,,;;;::*:l;|||p minds. "The UW System has a proud but I don't see why this has to be an to find one whoehjoypj^experience. Mr. Chhe, *ers, need to rec­ The ad gives glamour to the stereo­ history of promoting academic free­ either/or proposition. I believe that Granted, some amount of dissatisfac­ ognize that bigger isn't always better. type of minorities as the only ones on dom unfettered by corporate re­ UWM's administrators have an obliga­ tion could be dismissed as the picayune Besides, UWM has already grown quite drugs or behind bars (in jail.) straints. Faculty were deemed the tion to maintain all campus grounds grousing of overindulged, unapprecia* a bit in the last few years with the con­ Joyce Simms tivecry babies but there's surely more • ones best able to determine what with equal fervor. Their apparent de­ struction of the Business arid Architec­ termination to eradicate one site orthe thanthat underlying the legions of pe­ A short reply: The graphic used in research was important, and that ture buildings as well as renovations of other is thereforerather baffling . It be­ rennial complaints about cramped the Union Terrace, Engelmann Hall* the ad appears much lighter before idependence was cherished" ex­ comes somewhat ludicrous when One quarters> food quality, meal plans, in­ Bolton Hall, Mitchell Hall, the Art wing .printing and looks like a white guy so plains Marquette University Profes­ recalls the recent pleas of Marquette sufficient hours of operation at the com­ of the Fine Arts complex, and numer­ it escaped our collective notice that it sor Larry Soley, author, most re­ University whose bureaucracy, after puter center, and the recent revelation, ous internal changes planned for could be offensive. Then again, we cently, of Assimilating the Ivory Tower. years of cannibalizing arty surrounding (also from March 26th) that dormies are Sandburg itself. To expand further is not don't see much "glamor" here, and "Increasingly, Borg influences are property which it.could sink its tax-ex­ about to lose their parking passes. If any only unwarranted but may actually given the wrongful shuttering of so destroying that independence, and empt talons into, now insists that it sim­ of this information got into the recruit­ prove detrimental to campus life. Oc­ many nop whites behind bars, perhaps ment brochures I dare say that Sandburg it does no harm to aliude>.tp this verv cutting into the primary mission of ply cannot survive unless the city closes casionally some growth is essential for a major thoroughfare and allows the would be hard-pressed to fill a single real condition. Inanyevent, we'resure the university, which is to teach." survival but rampant, purposeless, un­ addition of a few yards of lawn space. tower, let alone four. checked growth can't be considered the advertiser will appreciate knowing Bill Gump, a leader in the stu­ Next, Mr. Chheda implies that 800 Mr. Chheda goes on to lament the progress. In fact, that's the very defini­ your sentiments. dent environmental movement potential students abandoned UWM lack of community spirit on campus. tion of cancer and Sandburg East is a 22 THE UWM POST APRIL 2, 1998

MEETING FROM PAGE 3 go into the community, trying to pre- Senator and Court liaison Victor Asked if Justices Andy Uehara and vent problems and keep noise COURT FROM PAGE 6 Washington - and scheduling a Zhanna Rondel would be held to 3000 block of N. Frederick, said down without involving police. follow-up hearing according to its account for their participation in that house parties were a bigger Knox also pointed out that stu­ volved," said Hill's message, "but legally prescribed procedure. The the "Order," Young said, "yes." problem than Union events, and dent of color organizations having if a total impasse is reached by order, however, was issued on the "Unequivocally," added SA that absentee landlords were the late-night events on campus are re­ those involved we are willing to authority of suspended Chief Jus­ Treasurer Ryan Bakazan, "We'd cause of that He suggested that quired to have a large number of help provide mediation." tice Reginald Bates. have to." the city be asked to crack down on police on site, and suggested that Following the Dean's recom­ Some SA officers regard the jus­ The complete ethics code is available absentee landlords who don't many of them could be put to work mendation, the Court issued a sec­ tices' actions as calling for broader on-line at http://www.uwm.edu/ hold their tenants accountable. patrolling the surrounding neigh­ ond order, naming a plaintiff-SA action by the oversight committee. StudentOrg/sa/docs/sa_ethic. html. Finch said that while drinking borhood rather than remaining inside Union events may not be a idle in the building. He said that Fine print: The charges spelled out problem, that drinking on the would preventmany of the neighbor­ EC 2.1. Standards. This section requires offi- offersfrom violatin g state, UW, UWM or SA rules cialsoftheSAto "promote the general welfare except in exercise or defense of student rights, curb and in cars was. hood noise complaints and be a more of the student body... to refrain from personal Suspended Justices Bates, Degnan, Lang and favoritism and... provide accountability to and Bakke are all accused of violating this section, "The university doesn't really effective use of student money. on behalf of the students of UWM." The Ethics EC 3.14 Misconduct. Makes it an offense to "en- address drinking," said Finch. Code says that this section is "not normally en- courage or abet any action by any party to vio- Many suggestions revolved forceable" except when abuses are "so con- late any provision of this code." Suspended Chief Student response suggested that around more publicity and tips temptuously extreme as to become intolerable." Justice Bates is so accused. Suspended justices Bates, Degnan, Lang and EC 6.2,6.3 and 6.4 Judiciary Ethics. Suspended peer patrols, as well as an increased being given in the UWM POST. Bakke are all accused of violating this section. Justice Bakke is accused of violating sections pro- EC 2.8 Standards. This section "describing the hibiting "discussion of a case with any of its prin- police presence in the neighbor­ "The POST should give tips on attributesofthe ideal member of the University ciples outside the presence of the opposing hood, may address that issue. Student Court" adopts a portion of the Wiscon- party;" prohibiting "comment on the merits of a how to avoid problems," said Collins. sin Supreme Court Rules. The rule cited says pending judicial proceeding" and holdlmg] a In addition, a number of resi­ "For example, when guests leave, that " a judge should be prompt in the perfor- position of trust in... hold[ing] office with, or mance of his duties." Suspended Justices Bates, acceptjing] gifts from any person or dents brought up the problem of they shouldn't honk their horns." Degnan, and Lang are accused of violating this entity.-before, or...likely to come before the trash left by student parkers, espe­ section. USC." Suspended Justice Lang is accused of vio- Most attendees expressed posi­ EC 3.2 Misconduct To "apply the powers or lating the no-comment rule, cially those commuters who only tive thoughts about the meeting, privileges of their office for any but their in- EC 6.5 Judiciary Ethics. Suspended Justice tendedpurpose under the law." Suspended Jus- Degnan is accused of a proscription against a came in during the day. Some par­ and hope that neighbors and stu­ tices Bates, Degnan, Lang and Bakke are all ac- judge allowing his name to be used for political cused of violating this section. or commercial purposes or belonging to "any ticipants agreed to approach Alder­ dents could continue dialogue. EC 3.13 Misconduct. This section prohibits political organization at UWM." man Mike D'Amato about getting "Part of the wonderful thing SA Senator John Young trash containers and city pick-up on about the neighborhood is the the surrounding streets, so less young people, living among fami­ tuguese (229-001) is a combina­ Latin America, a continent where trash would be left on the curb, in lies," said Dennis Grzezinski, of CLASS FROM PAGE 9 the street and on lawns. the 3000 block of N. Farwell, "to tion of First (782-103) and Second almost everyone uses Spanish or Maya Smith, president of Sigma the extent the university, students, is that its courses can be applied (782-104) Semester Portuguese. Portuguese as their primary lan­ Gamma Rho, said that student ser­ and the POST can get people to to a multitude of areas. All courses The night classes are frequently guage. Learning Portuguese is es­ vice groups like her sorority would think about the fact they are walk­ in the program count toward filled by people who are being sent pecially important for those be more than willing to organize trash ing and driving through a place Spanish degrees and the language to learn Portuguese by their em­ planning on doing business in pick-np in the neighborhood also. where people live." component of the Latin American ployers due to the ever-increasing Latin America because of "It's two pluses," said Smith, allud­ "It's good to see the neighbors Certificate Program can be Portu­ importance that the language has Mercosur, an economic agree­ ing to both the support neighbors came with solutions, notjust com­ guese. Night courses are also of­ to offer corporations, many of ment held by a group of countries would give to and get from students. plaints," said Demetria Garrett of fered for students with busy sched­ which are expanding their opera­ of South America similar to Jeff Robb, preside it of the Free Zeta Phi Beta. "I came with a fear ules or for students who can only tions into Brazil. NAFTA. This means that business Burma Coalition, suggested that they would just have complaints, attend school at night Courses One significant advantage of done anywhere on the continent students having late-night events or­ but left happy to see neighbors such as Accelerated Portuguese classes in the Portuguese program may easily spill over into Brazil, ganize student patrols modeled on wanting to work with us." are offered only at night and move is that they are not very large, which is the largest and most eco­ at a faster pace. Accelerated Por- Marquette's program, where students which provides for a great deal of nomically significant country on individualized attention and al­ the continent Portuguese is also lows students to get the most out spoken in the Portuguese protec­ What can fifty cents buy today?? of the courses. The Portuguese torate Macao, adjacent to prosper­ program here on campus is also ous Hong Kong. Macao will revert A lot if you go to Dairyland in Kenosha!! very diversified in its course offer­ to Chinese rule in 1999. In addi­ ings. Culture, as well as language, tion, the populous African nations are studied. Brazilian Culture of Mozambique and Angola use Friday Night, April 3 is a Through Film (299-002) focuses Portuguese as their primary lan­ on the unique and dynamic film guage as well as numerous islands industry of Brazil. scattered across the globe. 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