1 1. Fun and Artsy Person 160 cm Korean female, loves music regardless of genre, enjoys watching movies especially comedies, playing badminton, and talking about random things. Musical fan. Looking for an 18-22 year old, intelligent, open-minded, and humorous man who has similar interests. Word count: 42

2. For a Good Time, Call… Fun-loving 20-year-old 5’4” 125 lb. female, athletic and sassy, looking for a manly, athletic 6’+ man who can handle a real live wire for a night of good times. Word count: 34

3. Looking For A ‘Man Of The World’ 5’5” curvy Brazilian-American, blonde with blue eyes, speaks 5 languages. Loves travel, photography, history, horror films, and children. Looking for a cultured, well-traveled, multi-lingual, attractive, intelligent man, with a good sense of humor and adventurous nature. Word count: 43

4. Intense Connections African American Woman, well-educated, 21yrs, cute and curvy, black , light eyes seeking African American Male, tall and well built 25-30 yrs, with a job and his own place. Must be outgoing and adventurous in order to discover what makes me roar. Word count: 45

5. Stand By Me 5’4”, 18 year old Asian female, and black eyes. Looking for an athletic and fit man (18-21) who loves animals, night walks, the concept of social justice and fights for it, who is not self-conscious and has a great sense of humor, and who is sympathetic and spiritual. Word count: 53

6. Just Looking 5'7", 21 years old, average slim male, brown eyes, brown curly hair. Enjoy music, books and art. Looking for a non-flamboyant, average to slim man, 18 - 30, with disconnected earlobes, intelligence, sense of humor, kindness, positive outlook, and a motivation to succeed. Word count: 45

7. The Good Life Silly athletic young woman seeks lover and friend. Must appreciate naps and snacks. Dirty mind a plus. Word count: 20

8. Finally It’s Happened to Me! Medium height athletic black female 18years old, dark and light brown eyes, loves music, sports, history, languages, and traveling. Looking for a man between 18 and 24, who is intellectual, enjoys having a fun evening in and going out, ambitious (not to a fault), cool as a cucumber, energetic and has a sense of humor. Word count: 62

9. Looking For A Family Man 5'4", slim, Christian, female, age 20. Loves playing sports and being in the outdoors, board games, and cooking. Looking for a 20-25 year old, athletic, intelligent, loves kids. Word count: 33

10. Looking for Adventure Male, 6’, 215 lbs, black hair, brown eyes, ripped, 18, light skinned, seeking shorter than me 5’4”-5’7” woman that likes to have fun, seek thrills and loves to laugh. Cannot be self-hating and must be willing to try 2 new things. Word count: 43

11. Are You Ready for Love? Male, 1.71 m, 68 kg, bi-racial, cinnamon skin, brown eyed and haired, heartthrob who enjoys sports, dancing, and traveling. Looking for a confident well mannered “lady” who is fun and enjoys similar activities as me, 18-21, 1.6-1.71 m, 55kg-66kg. Word count: 44

12. Searching 5’6”, 17 year old Nigerian female, likes Christian Rock, math, and science. Looking for male ages 18-20 at least 5’7” and must be a Christian. Word count: 26

13. Nature Lover Male, gay, 6', full time student. Looking for someone 19-23, who loves the outdoors and backpacking, is intellectually curious and enjoys being himself. Would prefer companionship to a very serious relationship for the present. Word count: 36

14. Read Labels at Whole Foods With Me! Fun, athletic male seeks a female companion to be awesome with. Love of music, the outdoors, and general silliness are a must. Picky eaters need not apply. Preferably blonde. Word count: 36

15. Arrogant Male Seeks Mate Male, 5'10" 190 lbs. Extraordinarily intelligent, witty conversationalist, and erstwhile sex god seeks equally superior female for casual relationship. Must be conversant in moral philosophy and set theory. Word count: 32

16. Hobbit Hubby Black female, 5’6”, 136 pounds, brown hair and eyes. Prefers men who are tall, enjoy cloud-gazing, and appreciate hobbits and fictitious languages. They should not be afraid to walk in the rain and hug trees. Word count: 37

17. Proud San Franciscan Looking For Someone To Light His Fire Male, 5' 8", 19 year old college student with brown eyes and working on a one pack. Loves movies, theater, good vistas, food, and long conversation. Seeks compassionate, funny, free spirited, intelligent woman who can handle a good adventure. Word count: 49

18. Seeking Good Companion 5'9" male, 21, looking for an attractive, intelligent, and easy-going female of approximately the same age (+/- 2 years) for companionship. Enjoys classical music, walks in scenic environs, and little bits of trivia. Fellow horse-rider a plus. Word count: 40

19. Would you Like to own a Bakery in France? 5’8”, cheerful girl with curly hair. Loves swimming, working with children, and baking cookies (especially for Christmas!). Life goal is to move to southern France and run a bakery. Seeking tall man who loves Christmas and cookies, and speaks French. Word count: 49

3 20. Woman? A 6'1" black male with the painfully awkward yet lovable personality of Seth Cohen. Looking for a (highly) attractive female who knows the difference between Nike Dunks and Nike Blazers, and enjoys the beauty of the pick-and-roll. Blondes preferred (exceptions made under extraordinary--or desperate--circumstances). L.A. Dodger fans need not apply. Word count: 53

21. [Untitled] Troubled male artist seeking refuge in the mind of an equally pretentious female (or convincing male). Looking for someone who enjoys spending long periods of time alone in small dark places to better know what true solitude and suffering is. If you've never read Walden you're not right for me. If you would rather write a free verse poem about the artistic process than a personal ad, you're probably still not right for me because I will never be happy. Word count: 80

22. Beast from the Far East 6 foot brown hair, brown eyes, athletic male seeking fun-loving female with an interest in scuba diving, sports games, and beer fetching. Like super hero movies and protagonists of excessive testosterone. Blondes preferred. Word count: 38

23. Sky Rockets In Flight, Afternoon Delight? 5’8”,21 yr old female looking for 6"2'-6"5' athletically built male with an adventurous spirit, sense of humor, a riot and yet a gentle soul. Should be a man of faith, thoughtful and deeply intellectual looking for great conversations and a lil’ sizzle. Word count: 48

24. Fed Up A college female tired of these tired ass guys at her school who are so full of themselves. 5'10 curvy and all woman. Loves skiing, hanging out with friends and just overall having a good time. Looking for a man who know how to treat a woman right. 6' or taller preferably built with some meat on the bones and must be all man. Word count: 66

25. My Favorite Things 5’1”, 20 year old black female. Loves music, theatre, playing sports and watching movies. Looking for a 5’9”+, 21-24 year old, college educated male, preferably muscularly built with a nice smile. Must be a spiritual, goal-oriented man with a good sense of humor, a positive attitude toward life, and must be a “nerd” at heart. Word count: 58

26. Soul Mate Wanted I am 22 year old male, 5’7” in height and medium built, dreadlocked. I like outdoor activities and playing soccer for fun. I also like movies and diverse genres of music. I am looking for a girl of any race aged between 18 and 22 years. She should be fun, intelligent and, of course, beautiful. Please complete my life. Word count: 62

27. Latina Searching for Real Love 4'10'', green eyes, curly brown hair, slim w/ curves, loves to travel, Latin dancing, reading, movies, interested in higher ed, languages and sociology. seeking tall, funny, muscular, well-educated man who knows how to have fun and loves to go out but also can engage in academic conversation as well. Word count: 54

4 28. Sexy and Smart 5’2, 22, educated pretty Latina. Love to dance, travel, meet new people. Looking for 22-30 y/o male who is handsome, fit, 5’5’’-5’11, cultured, smart, has a good work ethic and values chivalry, romance, and passion. Word count: 38

29. Sweet Indulgence Cute, petite, and educated Black Female 5'0, 21 yrs, loves photography, traveling, and baking sweet deserts. Seeking lean, muscular 20-25 yr. old man, cultured and passionate and willing to explore the wild side of romance together. Word count: 38

30. Best of the Last of the Best 21 yr old SBM, 5’9 w/ slim build, brown eyes, and cocoa ISO woman 18-25. Must be gym friendly, intellectually thirsty, with great sense of humor. Video game and 420 fan a plus. Must be a die-hard sex enthusiast. Word count: 47

31. Someone to Hold 5'5, female, black hair, brown eyes, caramel skin, likes long walks on the beach, down for anything from hiking to cuddling and watching movies. Looking for an athletic male, tall, intelligent, and likes to have a good time. Word count: 41

32. Are you the one? Single white female, 21, petite, brown hair and green eyes. My favorite activities are learning something new and dancing my heart out. Looking for a man under 30 who can lead me on the dance floor and make me laugh. Must be witty, sensitive, and passionate about life. Word count: 52

33. Jewish Love 5’2 Black Female with kinky twist braids with voluptuous boy, college educated, med school bound, looking for picnics in the park, lunch and dinners at restaurants, intelligent conversation. Seeking tall, muscular, Jewish man with curly hair and dimples. No bio allowed. Word count: 43

34. Sexy Seeking Sexy Athletic woman, 21, seeking college-age male. Slim, tall, brunette, blue eyes. Likes reading, partying, dancing. Looking for someone laid-back, fun, sexy. Open to a relationship, but must be caring, understanding. Enjoying sports and the outdoors is a plus. Word count: 41

35. Mountain Man Strong single white female seeks rugged intellectual who is looking for adventures. Must love climbing trees, skinny dipping, and art. Word count: 22

36. Organic Love Quirky, blue-eyed runner girl, 5’8”, unruly hair. Loves cooking, the outdoors, Woody Allen movies. Seeking flexible, down-to-earth companion for adventures, excursions to the farmer’s market, conversation. Word count: 28

37. Finders, Maybe Keepers Rather small, fun-loving, indecisive, adventurous, sometimes reclusive female seeking a laid-back, 5 thoughtful male who enjoys warm weather, the ocean, being active and snuggling. Looking for someone to talk with about everything and to go on adventures with. Word count: 40

38. Alliterations Are Awesome, Also Female, brown hair/blue eyes/small hands, into loud books, page-turner music, hypothetical situations, and running around all over the place. Would gladly link arms with anyone who tells good jokes and has good ideas and laughs too loudly in quiet places. Word count: 44

39. Go with the flow 21, 6'0 175 athletic, not skinny, curly black hair usually in braids, relatively quiet, love to joke, sports, board games, def poetry, music, night bonfires on the beach, strawberries, seeking outgoing females who love life ,enjoy music, family, sports, and me. Word count: 45

40. Studly Stud 6'2", brown hair, brown eyes (2). Athletic body-type which can be described as good to quite good. Looking for smart, goofy brunette under 5'9 who loves to boogie and cook. Word count: 32

41. Sexy Shortie Sexy, short (5'2") , blue-eyed blonde. Looking for a preppy male who must be at least 6'0", athletically inclined, smart and interested in a commitment. Most importantly, he much have a great sense of humor. I am a psychology major and plan to be a fourth grade teacher. Word count: 50

42. Just Tryna Chill. 6'3" 215 pounds. baseball pitcher. brown hair and hazel eyes. Love sports and just chillin. Seeking an athletic girl. nice body. cute. good sense of humor. Not too high maintenance. Somebody to chill with. Word count: 37

43. Looking for someone special 19, Tall, athletic, intelligent. Football player and track runner. Blondish-brown hair, hazel eyes. Love watching and playing sports, going out to dinner, and kicking it watching movies on the couch. Interested in a girl with an athletic spirit, a sharp wit, and a fun personality. Word count: 49

44. Want A Lacrosse Player? 5'10" 19 year old fit male. Brown hair, green eyes, plays lacrosse, enjoys skiing, farming, working and good food. Looking for a smart, cute, very fit, fun and hard working female (18-w25). Open to a long relationship, something casual, you name it. Word count: 46

45. Like Having Fun? Male, 5'8", 18, green eyes, athletic build, dashingly good looks, pre-med, looking for sporty female age 18- 20, for deep friendship and casual sex. Open to MFF threesome is a definite bonus. Word count: 34

46. Male In Search Of Female(S) 6'1," devastatingly handsome, brown eyes, fabulously golden brown skin, beautiful wavy brown hair, hairless chest and back and gorgeous silky smooth hands. Enjoys promiscuous activities at drive-in movie theatres. Searching for a wide set of female friends who enjoy intimate encounters. 6 Word count: 46

47. Going Places Male, 18, 5'10", rosy complexion, promising future ahead, enjoys multiple partners, seeking female, age 25+, with whom I can settle down and start a family, must be willing to have a big family. Word count: 35

48. Looking For Edward Cullen Hispanic female, 21, brown eyes, brown hair. Loves watching television, going to the movies, and vampires. In search of a guy, tall, well-built, intelligent, and sparkles in the sun. Word count: 33

49. Could You Be The One? Tall, intelligent female, 20, loves literature, film, photography. Also enjoys music and playing guitar. Looking for an intellectual, motivated, and emotionally mature male in his early twenties, 5’11’’+. Must be open-minded, tolerant, and unpretentious. Word count: 39

50. Tall Glass Of Water Lanky 20 year old, blue eyes, loves reading, singing, and going to dinner with friends. Looking for a tall, college-educated man, age 20-23, that enjoys music and going to the movies. Must have a positive attitude and a sense of humor. Word count: 45

51. Save The Next Dance For Me 18 year old female, long haired brunette who loves singing, writing and sports. Looking for a tall athletic male 19-22 who’s mature at mind but young at heart. Enjoys dancing and meeting new people. Word count: 40

52. Do We Have Chemistry? Male, 6'3", brown hair, blue eyes, All-American smile, Chemist-by-day, Musician-by-night. Looking for a woman, 5'6"+, , refreshing smile, who enjoys Cavalier King Charles spaniels, Broadway musicals, and laughing away the day. Word count: 36

53. Earth-Nerd Male, 6'1" 182 but a little doughy around edges. I play soccer and rugby and although I play soccer more I am a rugby all-star and really like to talk about that. I am into the outdoors and am a self-proclaimed "earth- nerd". I’m looking for any women to be an “earth-nerd” with me. Word count: 54

54. Blonde and Busty 5’3” blonde bombshell with curves where they matter. Enjoys golf, working out, hooking up, and getting rowdy. Looking for an active, loyal, and committed man. Humor and hotness welcomed. Word count: 32

55. Muscle Man 6’3” male made of muscle. Enjoys romantic evenings with multiple women. Don’t be fooled by the size, I like dominant women who know what they want. Keep me coming back for more. Word count: 34

56. Rocker 20 year old female who enjoys sports and heavy metal. Looking for an older man who can provide for me emotionally and financially. 7 Word count: 24

57. Cali-Boy I am an 18 year old California native. I love the beach, surfing, and hanging out with the boys. Although those three things seem like they will never get old, I’m looking for something new in my life. Preferably a 5’2” to 5’5” brunette from the ages 18-22 who likes long walks on the beach and constant love and affection. Word count: 61

58. Looking for the Fittest Male 5’4” blonde, athletic, and intelligent female, loves working out, playing sports, and reading classic novels. Seeking very athletic male, preferably with six-pack abs, large biceps, and facial hair. Must treat women well, be able to hold an intellectual conversation, and never let me win in any competitions. Word count: 52

59. Seatown Shorty 5’3” brunette from Seattle, loves skiing, night swimming, and Lil Wayne. Looking for an intelligent young man who knows how to lay a beat down and treat a lady right. Word count: 32

60. Perfect Man looking for ideal Woman 6’3, 215, brown hair and brown eyes, charming and essentially the man of your dreams looking for the right woman to enjoy late nights on the beach, coronas in the hot tub, and romantic get-aways to rocky mountain cabins. Word count: 45

61. Wannabe Athlete Comedian Male, 6' 00'', 160 lbs. black hair and blue eyes, age 18. Searching for athletic female who likes various sports. Must also be willing to laugh at multiple bad jokes on a daily basis. Enjoyment of comedy movies is a bonus. Word count: 44

62. Dance With Me Female, 5’9”, 140 lbs. with 34D cup size and vibrant green eyes. Searching for a tall boy who is not a LAX bro and who knows how to party. Must be an excellent dancer and should not be opposed to wearing women’s underwear on a daily basis. Must be willing to attend chick flicks, but cannot cry during them. Geology nerds preferred. Word count: 65

63. Searching for Love Male, 6’1, 182 lbs. dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, age 19. Seeking an intimate woman who enjoys kissing in the rain and Sunday afternoon drives in my sports car. Preferably blonde hair, brunettes will have to be interviewed. Love athletic women who enjoy fine dining. Must be able to sing along to songs I play on my ipod (even if they cant sing) and use John Freida hair products. Word count: 73

64. I Want Beautiful Babies Cute, adorable, fun-tastic Caucasian brunette seeks black male for lovin. Enjoys dancing (hip-hop in her Nike dunks), singing, and long walks under the stars. Hopes her mate wants to treat her like a princess. Requirement: Both ears must be pierced, and he must sport major bling. Word count: 50

65. Lookin' For A Female 20 year old male, tallish with dark hair, funny and slightly ridiculous, looking for a fun-to-hang-out-with petite brunette girl. Preferably this girl is personable, outgoing, single, has a good sense of humor, and likes Taylor Swift. 8 Word count: 40

66. Tickle My Funny Bone! 6', 180 lb., 21 yr. old athletic man seeking good looking woman with dark hair and slight build. History and philosophy major interested in sports, conversation, and traveling. Sense of humor a definite must! Dog-lover preferable, as is a love of exercise, books, movies, a foreign language, and FUN! Word count: 53

67. About Me Average height, Haitian-American, wears glasses, likes to read watch TV, listen to music. Looking for a guy who is Christian, respectful, open-minded, attractive, smart, considerate, and very giving, encouraging, good listener. Word count: 34

68. Are You The Yang To My Yin? 5’5’’, slim, outgoing, Caucasian female who enjoys music, crosswords, traveling, movies, dogs, languages, and witty repartee. Looking for tall, fairly muscular athletic man who loves traveling, conversation, movies, and a good sense of humor! Word count: 41

69. Looking For A *&!%$ Buddy Horny, 5'9'' gay man with a hot, ripped, muscular body that is ready to be touched. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Looking for a hot dude with a ripped body who is ready to play. Be ready to make my fantasies come true! Word count: 47

70. Why Say No? That’s No Fun 6’2” male, believes there is nothing better than a good cheeseburger. Looking for an attractive, athletic female who likes being outside and likes country music. Needs to have a good sense of humor and be willing to do stupid, ridiculous things for the hell of it. Word count: 52

71. Go Fish Male, 6’2”, 200 pounds, red hair and brown eyes, likes to workout, play baseball and go fishing. Seeking a female mate with an engaging personality, nice smile, anywhere from 5’2” to 5’7”, thin and in shape. She must be comfortable to be around and considerate. Word count: 47

72. More To Love Male, 6’1”, with more to love. Brown eyes and hair. Enjoys spirited debate about sports, politics and the future of print media. Searching for a lovely short, petite girl. Experience in cooking, care for pets and small children a plus. Word count: 43

73. Looking For My Dream Girl Male, 5'11'', 180 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, 18, looking for a good looking 18-20 year old woman, wanting to have fun. Must be well educated, caring, nice, and enjoy sports or other physical activities. Word count: 40

74. Looking For Love? 20 yrs old, 5’10”, 140 lbs, rockin’ bod. Loves to go spray tanning and teach aerobics class on afternoons off from working the reception at the gym. Kabala enthusiast and expert tarot card reader. Looking for a buff partner to be constant sunshine in my life. Word count: 49

9 75. Mysterious Man Male, 6’0”, dreamy brown eyes and hair, 19, loves computer games including World of Warcraft. Seeking women who have LCD plasma screen TVs and know various ramen noodle recipes. Must like oceanography. Word count: 34

76. Why So Serious? 5’10’’, 21 slim, white male with blonde hair and blue eyes, who loves to sing, play basketball, and watch baseball, seeking short, petite female, ages 19-23, with a silly sense of humor, a willingness to sing duets, and a knack for thinking of fun, random things to do. Must not take herself too seriously or be self- conscious. Must be willing to argue about anything, at any time. Word count: 70

77. Miss Thesis Energetic and creative 5’7’, 110 pound female, 21. Brown hair and olive skin. Goal oriented and focused, loves running, drawing, and sewing. Looking for a funny, fit, and chill college-educated guy, 21-26. Must be able to open heavy doors and willing to carry books. Word count: 46

78. Renaissance Man Seeking Lady 21 year old 6’2” well-kept athletic male with short dark-brown hair and dark green eyes—working to become a professor of medicine; ambitious and competitive; enjoys traveling the world, eating great food, and relaxing. Looking for an educated, bright, active, and fun woman with which to share experiences. Word count: 52

79. Irie Vibes Rastaman Male, 5'11", 185 pounds, brown hair and brown eyes, 21 years old. Enjoys baseball, skiing, TV shows on DVD, creative writing, and outdoor activities. Looking for a smart, funny, and engaging female, aged 21-24. Must appreciate good music, not take herself too seriously, and be open to trying new things. Please, no Yankees fans. Word count: 57

80. Serenade Me 5'4" petite, Mexican female. Loves television, rowing, and "man" movies. In search of a 19-23 year old male, 5'8"+, intelligent, who sings and enjoys napping, working out, dining out, and watching movies. Word count: 34

81. The World’s Most Interesting Man 6’2”, 21 year old, male. Brown eyes, dark hair. Enjoys sports, all kinds of music. Looking for a 19-22 year old, tall, slim, and intelligent brunette with a positive attitude on life. Must not be Yankees fan. Word count: 42

82. Could It Be You? 5'10", male, brown hair and blue eyes, 22, in search of an intelligent woman, 19-22, 5'3"-5'8", with brown hair and a sense of humor. Must enjoy foreign film, independent music, and Ohio State Football. Word count: 38

83. A Night On The Town 21 y.o., 5’10” 168 lbs., Asian male, seeking a woman, 21 or older, who loves quick-wit, good music, and adventure for a night on the town. Must enjoy interesting people, locations, venues, and modes of satisfaction. Word count: 41

10 84. Soulmate Seeker 5 ft 9 mixed race male seeking romantic companionship and intellectual equal. Must be able to discuss the finer points of developmental economics and enjoy romantic comedies. Must dislike the Minnesota Vikings and not be named Brett. Word count: 39

85. [No title] 5'6" male, athletic, brown hair, brown eyes, 19, Jewish male, intelligent and funny, seeks trim, keen woman with style, kindness, and attitude, with a great sense of humor. 5'6" and shorter, 17-21. Word count: 32

86. [No title] 6'1 Male, trim, athletic 175 pound male, brown hair, brown eyes, seeks athletic woman, 5'3-5'10, with good sense of humor and upbeat personality, who enjoys sports, the beach, car rides, and good conversations, preferably over great-tasting food! Age 18-22. Word count: 39

87. Smart and Stylish Male, 5’8”, blonde hair, brown eyes, 19. Enjoys concerts, ancient history, traveling, eating good food, and playing mind games. Looking for a stylish woman interested in a casual relationship, must have an independent mind, a good sense of humor, and a willingness to experiment sexually. Word count: 48

88. A Man’s Man 5’9, kind, curvy woman with a pretty face, great smile and an infectious laugh seeks 5’11-6’4 man with athletic, slender build. Not too big. Must watch South Park and be funny, can’t be too sensitive or too hairy. Has to smell nice. Word count: 45

89. Woman to date 5’9, 155 pound, thin man who enjoys a good book, raucous humor, having adventures and trying new things seeks a woman to date. She cannot be restricted in any sense. Anyone who enjoys seeking out good life experiences is encouraged to reply. Word count: 45

90. Time with me 5’10, 185, broad-shouldered, intelligent Asian man with a sarcastic sense of humor seeks woman to spend time with. She must be in shape and must have a similar sense of humor. Must like Family Guy. Word count: 39

91. Lotta Leg Female. 6'1" and blonde. Enjoys sports, music, and science. Looking for another tall drink of water. A resemblance to Steve Nash is preferred. Must be willing to watch the Hills. Word count: 33

92. Broad-Shouldered, Masculinized Male Looking For Feminized Female Looking for immunocompatability, ability to produce many thriving offspring, excellent physical qualities. Word count: 20

93. The Finer Aspects of Life Male, 6'0", 21 years old, curly brown hair and brown eyes, loves classical music, and the outdoors. Seeking an intelligent and passionate woman of about my age with a keen sense of Jewish humor a la Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Word count: 47 11

94. Just a Regular Guy Fun, outgoing guy, likes to play baseball, 5’ 11”, with brown hair. Looking for someone with a good sense of humor, likes to watch movies, intellectually driven, share religious beliefs, my height. Word count: 37

95. If you are ready, so am I Reasonably tall, slightly plump bearded young man desires an equally indulgent young woman of respectable character. Enjoys quiet, libraries and the soft drippings of a distant tap. But not cats. Cats are a no-go. Word count: 42

96. Awkward Seeking Awkward 5'2" zaftig-hourglass Jewish writer, 21, with a nurturing soul. Loves movies, theater, comedy, pop culture, live music, and group games. Open to new experiences. Seeks 6'2"+ bespectacled Jewish man (21-25) with a an eye towards a family and a passion for Larry David, the hard sciences, history, and sports. Strong libido recommended. Word count: 56

97. Musical Abilities a Plus 5'11" tan, dark haired and quiet male looking for a thin, quiet and positive woman that enjoys intellectual conversations. Taste for the outdoors and being in the sun. Word count: 33

98. Mr. Right 5’ 4”, petite female loves to read, take long walks and talk about silly nothings, loves to dance, sing, and escape reality through music. Looking for a man 5’ 6”+, funny, intellectual, loves a good time, and doesn’t want to settle down too quickly or have children, has to like watching movies. Must be STI free. Word count: 59

99. Let’s Lift weights then watch star wars. 6’ 2”, Caucasian male, red hair, athletic, enjoys any competitive activity, nerd at heart. Looking for a tall, athletic , and competitive young woman, fun loving, and sensitive. Must have a working knowledge of rugby. Not clingy. Word count: 45

100. Let’s go for a run and get sweaty 6’ Caucasian, slight of build but don’t be fooled, likes to run, likes to watch chick flicks, will not go to ballet or classical music performances or things done in foreign languages. Looking for a girl with good speed and endurance, attractive (has a future or past in modeling), left -handed, 20/20 vision, and athletic. Word count: 64

101. Sexual Chocolate Musically talented male, kind, likes to have fun, attractive, can be playful but knows when to be serious. Athletic built, 5’ 8”. Looking for a female, any ethnicity, who is fun, not bitchy, intelligent yet simple. Not high maintenance or someone I have to think around all the time. Word count: 52

102. Sexy farm Girl that likes to travel Voluptuous female , 5’ 5”, artistic, and likes to travel. Searching for someone of any sex, gender, or persuasion that likes to have fun. Not looking for a committed relationship, just sex. Has to like hiking, reading, and dancing. Word count: 47

12 103. Let’s Watch a Movie and Then Sing To Me Female, 5’ 1”, black hair, loves to read, watch awesome movies, and listen to music, never sleeps early. Looking for a male taller than 5’ 1”, musically talented in vocals or instruments (preferably piano), willing to watch historical romance movies. Word count: 50

104. Watch Tennis, Play Tennis, Sing while doing Both 5’4”, fiery mocha-skinned latina with exotic heritage, sees life like one big song, sociable, friendly, caring, independent, sporty, out-going, artist at heart, guitar. Looking for a male who is cute, tall, caring, sensitive, loves tennis, music, spontaneous, quiet yet sociable, witty/great sense of humor, likes to dance, athlete, not a party animal, loves life. Word count: 63

105. Get Thee to the Nunnery Loves to read, public speaking, baking, and playing squash, and playing hockey. Looking for a god-fearing, respectful, good-looking, corporate man with a sexy walk. With a torso and a face to die for (handsome). Has to be financially stable, responsible, and wears suits. Word count: 49

106. Distinctus Reddish brown haired female, brown eyes, dark caramel skin, and athletic shape. Likes to web surf, play video games, read, fan-fiction, and watch anime and family guy. Looking for attractive male, taller than me, intelligent, respectful, must be able to cook and clean, and be very sweet and ambitious. Word count: 51

107. Honey Tall, brown haired female, brown eyes, impressed with the little things, and likes to live in the moment. In search of a male 6’+, funny, sensitive, smart, and out-going. Word count: 31

108. Something Simple Sexy, 5’6” female, well endowed in the chest area, beautiful eyes, eyebrows, straight teeth. Looking for a man, taller than me, has to have a nice ass, intelligent, able to carry on a discussion, artistic, humble, has to have family values, likes kids. Word count: 46

109. Title Unknown 5’ 4”, petite, glasses, and braces and pulls it off well, brown eyes and dark brown hair, likes the beach, the environment and having a good time. Wants a latino male, cute and humble about his looks, with an ass that’s just right, intelligent & interesting, and has nice teeth. Word count: 53

110. Just Dance 5’7” female, green eyes, athletic body, dancer, dark blonde hair. Looking for someone attractive, nice figure, good sense of humor, likes to dance, intelligent, and knows how to handle me well. Word count: 34

111. Looking for the World 5’4” female, plays rugby, shy, witty, brown hair. Looking for someone with nice eyes, can hold hands well, sit comfortably in silence, knows about the world, would lay his life down for his family, able to take me in his arms and make me feel safe no matter what. Word count: 55