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This Issue is brought to you for free and open access by the Lanthorn, 1968-2001 at ScholarWorks@GVSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in Volume 24 by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@GVSU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Inside: / O pinion ...... p. 4 Hp r i l . C lassified A d s ...... p. 6 m « Spo rts C ampus Lif e ...... p. 7 Features...... _....p. 10 IF!IOLISHNEiie Track teams start offseason by taking three Sports...... p . 13, See pp. 8 &9 \ out of their first four meets. See p. 13 ______j I r T h e Lanthorn \ WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28.1990 GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY VOLUME 24 ISSUE 26

GV prof and student involved in accident r “ One faculty member and a stu­ ning. pulled from her car and taken to injuries at Metropolitan Hospi­ Hockey club dent were involved in a head-on Sharon Biggins, an off-duty Butlerworth Hospital by an Aer- tal. collision on M-45 last Sunday. Life paramedic dispatcher, was oMed helicopter. Currently she Also, a Life EMS ambulance Alexander Andrsevich, a Rus­ driving the second vehicle east- is listed in critical condition with enroute to the accident, collided denied SLF sian citizen and professor at bound on M-45 when her vehicle head injuries and multiple frac­ with a car at the M-45 and GVSU and Holly Wright, a crossed the centerline and struck tures. Wilson Avenue intersection. Al­ funds freshman, were the victims of an the oncoming car, said Ottawa Andrusevich was in good con­ though the ambulance landed on on-coming car crossing the cen­ County Officials. dition at Butlerworth with lower its top, no one was seriously in­ By Sarah Stinson terline of M-45, just east of the After nearly an hour of being leg and arm fractures. jured. SportsMior Grand River bridge, Sunday eve­ pinned in her car, Biggins was Wright was treated for facial The Grand Valley Hockey Club, slated to re­ Physical Therapy seeks independent department ceive $10^540 from the Shi' dent Life Fee for the 1990- Thomas Helferkh tages of a Department of Physi­ ulty members who have a fessional schools or departments 9 I season, Ka^Beeh denied News Writer cal Therapy, according to the knowledge of the subject areas, that are separate units. The fac­ funds by the Student Senate handout given at the Academic responsibilities, and the needs of ulty within these departments over questions of player in­ Last Friday, March 23, at Senate, are as follows: the particular department and know the needs of their profes­ eligibility- 3:00pm the Academic Senate 1. The needs of the Physical students. sion and are charged with carry­ At the March 22 Student met to discuss the creation of a Therapy Program are different 4. A direct line of communi­ ing out their responsibilities to Senate meeting, senator Department of Physical Therapy. then those of the School of cation between Physical Therapy prepare students to enter those Candy Cowling moved to The Physical Therapy Educa­ Health Science. The mission of and the divisional administrators professions. These departments freeze present hockey funds tion Program began in 1978 with the Physical Therapy Program is would be established. have the autonomy to make cur­ and not awajjJ money for help from the Health Science to develop clinical professionals. 5. The Physical Therapy Pro­ ricular, faculty and budget deci­ Department, the Physical Ther­ 2. The process of curriculum gram has had a separate budget sions. The directors of these apy Community, and the Dean review, revision, and develop­ and support services since its in­ units have direct access to ad­ eight players were non-stu­ of Science and Mathematics. ment would be more efficient if ception. No additional budget ministration at the divisional dents second semester, al­ What began as a unit of the it were carried out by individual outlay will be needed in re­ level. The Physical Therapy though no documented Health Science Department, now departments. sponse to this structural change. Program is a highly visible pro­ proof was presented. wants to become a separate en­ 3. Recruitment and recom­ 6. As we look at the Science gram in the community and on tity from the Department of mendations for the selection of and Mathematics Division, it is See HOCKEY p. 13 Health Sciences. The Advan­ faculty would be made by fac­ obvious that there are many pro­ See PT p. 12 Grand Valley hosts Sixth Annual Science Olympiad

By Susan Olin involved as volunteers get enthu­ Staff Writer siastic about the competition. “My students get really fired An estimated 1,200 sixth up,” he said. through twelfth-grade students Shontz added that some of the from 77 area schools converged events offered students, consid- on Grand Valley's campus Sat­ enng a teaching career, the op­ urday to compete in the Sixth portunity for hands-on training Annual Science Olympiad. in a classroom environment. Grand Valley, in association Shontz was this year’s co-su­ with the coalirion for Excellence pervisor of the junior high Sci-. In Science and Math Education, ence Bowl, which he described sponsored the regional tourna­ as a team version of the televi­ ment, which is designed to in­ sion game show Jeopardy, m crease student interest and moti­ which students were quizzed on vation in science. science questions. Tournament director Mary Other events included Bridge Ann Sheline, who teaches math Building, with students asked to and computer science at Grand design and build the lightest Valley, said the events are de­ bridge to carry a standard load; signed to better prepare today’s and the Pentathlon, in which stu­ student to enter an increasingly dents ran an obstacle course, advanced technological age. slopping periodically to answer Grand Valley sponsors the science questions. event because, Sheline said, Each West Michigan school "GVSU has a commitment to PHOTO BY BRENT ASHCROFT choosing to compete was al­ provide educational and aca­ Two area students check their entry against the competition in the Bridge Building contest. In this eveni. lowed a 15-member team. demic leadership to the com mu students designed and built a bridge to hold a standard weight, with the lightest entry winning. The event Awards were presented to in­ mty that it serves.” was part of the Sixth Annual Science Olympiad. dividuals taking first through Sheline added that such events fifth place and to teams placing raise the perception and quality been the largest regional compe­ GVSU students and faculty supervisors or scorekeepers. - first through seventh. of the university to the commu­ tition for four consecutive years, also volunteer to assist in various All GVSU science and math Those who advance to the nity. As a result of their positive requires the efforts of over 300 aspects of the competiuon. She­ students are given the opportu­ state finals will compete in Lan­ experience, Shelme said some volunteers, including parents and line estimates that 80 percent of nity to help out as well, and sing on April 28, 1990. students return to Grand Valley teachers from participating the science and maih faculty take many do. The tournament is pan of a na­ lor then college educauon. schools and people from the an acUve role in the tournament, GVSU biology Professor John tional competition in which 47 The tournament, which has community and industry. performing as judges, event P. Shontz said persons who are states participate. X Page 2 The Lanthom March 28, 1990 A dangerous woman speaks at Eberhard classroom. React to outside By Sandra L. Planisek - asked, “What makes a woman dating, it was clear that the an­ events and ask why you react as Michigan News Writer dangerous?" and answered with swer was in her power over available ‘Too much and not enough.” words and in her power over an you do. Be yourself, spit out A dangerous woman was the Using examples general to all audience. what doesn’t fit you. Learn as in work- speaker presented by Women’s people and examples specifically Although she offered numer­ much as you can, from as many ik, Tuesday Studies and El Renacimiento at from her childhood as a Chicano ous questions for the audience to sources as you can. gned ,owcr Grand Valley’s celebration of growing up in Holland, Mich, consider, such as: Why are we She ended by saying, you are ihould International Women’s Month she explained that women don’t trying to fit in?, What makes a dangerous when you have the A. last Thursday. woman dangerous?, When courage to be yourself. “Fear know how to deal with power Sci- Irene Vasquez, professor of and men don’t know how to deal should we speak and when creates danger, courage dispels comparative religion at Western with powerful women. should we be silent?, How can it ” Michigan University, spoke to a Her stories were so absorbing we change the world? and How The second speaker in Interna­ hushed crowd of approximately that they seemed to soak up all do we get the chip off of our tional Women’s Month will be 150 men and women in Louis extraneous noise in the large lec­ shoulder?, she offered very few Ruth Diaz, MSW, Coordinator Armstrong Theatre on “Danger­ ture hall leaving only her voice specific answers. of the National Domestic Vio­ ous Women: Ethnics, Ethics, and and the rain. In describing her­ Her general advice was to ex­ lence Hotline speaking March Etiquette.” self as “5-feet tall, round and amine knee-jerk reactions. Take 28, at 7 p.m. in Eberhard Center A spellbinding storyteller, brown" and asking how she your education seriously and on “Origins & Consequences of Vasquez started with a poem that could possibly be seen as intimi- don’t take it exclusively in the Violence Against Women.”

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Election Forum This Thursday, March 29 at 4: p.m. there will be an Election Fo­ rum in the Kirkhof Center. At this time the candidates for the 1990-91 Student Senate will be on hand to answer questions from the general public. In order to be an informed elector you must be familiar with the candidates; so don't miss this important opportunity to do just that.

1 " ------— ' — March 28, 1990 The Lanthom Page 3 Nursing and PT reward you with big bucks By Michelle Canich sess the situation of the patient, Since there is shortage of cal therapists because they are so you have to have a strong sci­ Guest Writer identify the patients needs and nurses at this time there is an in­ much in demand. ence background. Here at then plan and implement the care crease in the demand so even Now for the information Grand Valley, a student in the Jobs-3rd in a series of job and the evaluate the outcome of you guys can get in on the act. you’ve been wanting to hear. physical therapy program is ex­ descriptions the patient. You certainly wouldn’t be the For the most part a physical th­ pected to keep a 4.0. And that’s One myth about nursing is that first or last male nurse. erapist can expect a starting sal­ if you even get in to the pro­ If you like blood and guts, the nurse is sort of the doctor’s A special field in nursing, as ary of about $25,000. But, if gram. nursing may be the profession slave and follows his orders. In mentioned above, is physical you decide to go over to the east There is a lot of competition for you. Actually, nursing isn’t reality, that’s not true. Sure, she therapy. This is really where side of the state, in the Detroit in the program, but if you’re all blood and guts, but you do has to hand him the instruments you make the big bucks. area, you can expect a salary of good and have the grades, this have to deal with more of it than in the operating room and has to There is great demand for between $30,000-35,000. could be a very rewarding ca­ the average person. If you really follow his direct orders, but that physical therapists, especially Now, don’t run right out and reer. want to know the truth, you’ll doesn’t mean she, or even he, is here in Michigan, but you really change your major. In order to Next week: Hospitality and only be dealing with blood and a slave. It’s just part of the nurs­ have to work your butt off to do well as a physical therapist Tourism Management guts if you work in the emer­ ing job. even get accepted into a physical gency or operating room—any­ A large part of the nursing re­ therapy program. way, it sounded like a good sponsibility is independent and A physical therapist is a health opening. requi^s a high level of critical care specialist who plans and Peppino's Pizza According to a definition decision making. administers medically prescribed given by Mary Horan, Director Some special fields in nursing scientific treatment programs to of the Kirkhof School of Nurs­ that might be of interest are: restore healthy function in a pa­ ing, “The actual job entails the midwifery, occupational nursing, tient. diagnosis and treatment of the public health nursing, physical Some special areas include: human responses to potential or therapy, occupational therapy, cardiopulmonary physical ther­ real health problems.” school nursing, private duty apy, neurological physical ther­ So, I lied. If you want blood nursing and recreational therapy. apy, orthopedic physical therapy, and guts, become a doctor. Not only is nursing an exciting pediatric physical therapy and In order to excel in nursing field, if you like all that day to sports. (and excel is the key word be­ day drama, the pay is great too. Most hospitals don’t look for a cause you have to have a lot of You can expect between $24,000 physical therapist who has spe­ smarts in order to even become a and $26,000 to start out, espe­ cialized in any field however. 895-4308 Good until April 30, 1990 nurse), you must be able to as­ cially here in West Michigan. They mostly want general physi­

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ffesOURMcfak ^ My Turn NEvVs SEGMENT oN FkEf SftEeff &01P ia) CfjCcfc. IT OVEP- f3 Your Turn To Speak Out Music reviews too narrow in scope, Lanthorn scared of controversy

To the editor; / Mike Post, Tina Turner, Heavy D and the Boyz, N.W.A., Paula Abdul, New Edition, Bobby Brown, Christopher Williams, Take 6, Techtronic, Janet Jackson, Lyle Loveitt, Kid N ’ Play, ExposC, The Neville Brothers, The Jungle Brothers. Never heard of them? Well, neither has music feature writer Kris Gair. I listen to several types of music and each week I wait (with baited breath) for Kris to write about something other than rock. But each week I am disappointed. Don’t get me wrong, just because 1 am African American doesn’t mean rap is the only thing I listen to (contrary to popular belief). Please don’t say, “Well, if you don’t like it, you do it.” I have enough problems of my own, being involved with various organi­ zations, being a student, while holding down two jobs. Being an African American female in a world created by and for white males doesn’t ease that load at all. In this day and age 1 would think that people at the Lanlhom Grand Valley’s minority and would not have to be reminded that there are people on this campus The Question: who are not white and there are people on this campus who like foreign student enrollment increased this year. Do you music (such as classical, gospel, jazz, country and opera) other than rock. think that the Grand Valley community does enough to take New Age and movie soundtracks have also been “lost” in the advantage of this increasing cultural diversity? Lanthom’s and Mr. Gair’s "one-track minds.” Please don’t print a letter saying how sorry you are and that you will try to correct that in the future. For the last three hundred years African Americans have heard that same old tired line, and believe me, we didn’t buy it then and we sure as hell don’t buy it now. Like the Nike commercial says, "Just do it!” — In today’s world of what I call “mindless bubble gum pop,” 1 feel groups with a message like Take 6, Janet Jackson, N.W.A., Tracy Chapman and Living Color are ignored. Not because they’re black, but because they aren’t mainstream. What a waste! If you’re not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. By not promoting “message music” people are not getting the message. Besides the music itself being top-quality, the lyrics are meaningful. Can you say the same thing about your precious Cher and Joan Jett? I doubt it. A helpful hint for all would-be “critics”: Don’t be so wishy-washy that you always give good reviews about everything. You’ll lose the credibility you have (such as it is) with the public. Remember— no guts, no glory. I seriously doubt if the Lanlhom will print this letter because I “ I don’t know. I wouldn’t Yes, I do, because of the “ Yes, I do, I’m here on a mi­ doubt they can handle the controversy. I hope this letter has en­ know really. “ many programs they have like nority scholarship myself. It it lightened you and Mr. Gair. I hope everyone widens their musical scholarship programs.” hadn’t been for the scholarship, tastes. But the week after week "week in rock” makes me sick. I David Bentley Ray Richards I don't know if I’d be here right think maybe a few other people might agree. It also really and truly Freshman Freshman now.” turns my stomach Lo think I even had to write this letter. Undecided Pre - Law Joni Allen To all my African brothers and sisters, peace Freshman Theresc Comor Accounting So does this make us Jugheads?

Dear Mr. Robert Bennett; Perhaps there is no such thing as a “brain cloud," but there is a flibber de gibblei" (from the Provencal flippers de 'gibelete and from the Old French flipper de gibelet)- - an inflammation of the gizzard, common in merganser ducks and other diving birds. But, you might have meant a flibbertigibbet (from the Middle [Inghshflipergibit or fhper gebet)—- a Highly, chatty person, often a female Use the dictionary, sonny! Ms Grundy (aka Roz Mayberry), Pres, World Word Waleh« 10 1 I Sli CVS!

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My Turn ls a section devoted to expressing the personal views o f I “ I think it’s more of a fact of “ Well, I’m not really aware of members of the GVSU community. Letters should be addresses lo the "I think that Grand Valley has Lhe students taking advantage of Opinion Edaor, Lanthorn, Kirkhof Center. Anonymous opinions will not what’s offered, but I think every made an effort, but more needs be printed. For purposes of verification only, phone numbers must accom­ this than the University.” University should have programs to be done to try to understand pany letters. Steve Butz offered to minorities.” the cultural backgrounds of mi Please limff letters to 300 words.The Lanthorn reserves the right to edit Senior Cathie Payment norites so that they can be better for space and readability. Chemistry Graduated understood as people and can be better served as a result ” George Fuller . Assistant Basketball Coach

1 March 28, 1990 TheLanthom Page 5 The Lanihorn is the student-run Photography Editor...... Julie Edinger newspaper of Grand Valley State Production Chief...... Mark Garbe University. The majority of its © Ttl a n l h Managing Editor...... Stacie Schneider revenues are raised through adver­ Editor in Chief...... Eric C. Nieiling Business Manager______Lora Lamb tising sales. The opinions expressed in the Lanihorn arc not necessarily Opinion Editor...... Stu MacKenzie Advertising Manager...... Barry Kirsch Campus Life Editor...... Suzannah Grevc those of Grand Valley State Uni­ Distribution Managers .... Beth Grienke versity. Sports Editor...... Sarah Stinson Steve Newland The deadline for all advertising- Features Editor...... Andrew Kar material is 5 p.m. on the Thursday Adviser...... Hanry Reed prior to publication.

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1 Wednesday March 28,1990

Do your best, says Giovanni

By Timothy Allen education and today’s youth. “You idon’t Staff Writer Giovanni thinks teachers succeed in should be better paid for their college, you work. Using English professors “Poet, lecturer, recording artist grad u a te," as an example, she remarked said the au- and all-around beautiful person” that most earn (on the average) thor of 12 Nikki Giovanni spoke to about about $25,000 a year. An auto books of po- 450 students and community worker with no college educa­ etry. “After members at the Eberhard Center tion makes more. that you can on Friday, March 23 at 7:30. She also said that the upper worry about The creative writing professor level of education needs reform­ success. In of Virginia Polytechnical Insti­ ing. Top administrators and you tute also appeared at a brief re­ college coaches are paid well, but ac­ do the best ception held the same evening at cording to Giovanni, the lower you can, but 5 p.m. in the Mainsail Lounge of level administrators, who are you live.” the Kirkhof Center. mostly women, are not. “Do you Both events were sponsored She will be addressing this and fail if youi get by the Black Student Union. other issues dealing with acade­ a D in alge­ Giovanni expressed her views mia in her next book, which she bra? If you’re on a variety of subjects including Nikki Giovanni, a poet, recording artist, and lecturer addressed a large crowd at the is currently researching. a math whiz the NCAA basketball tourna­ Eberhard Center last Friday. The 46-year-old poet does not then yes, but ment, the television show Star envy youths of the 1990’s. She if you are not Trek, parenthood, Affirmative feels that society pressures stu­ good at math then no, you didn’t Do your best and don’t worry ber the next time someone asks Action and George Bush. dents to succeed in college, but fail. You can say ‘I did my best about what others say. You are how you’re doing in school. However, “the Black Princess she wonders “who defines suc­ and I passed’.” the one you have to please. of Poetry” was chiefly con­ cess?” Her lesson is simple but true. That’s a good thing to remem­ cerned with two topics: higher America Hurrah contrasts emotions Frito-Lay character becomes By Phil Seykora view, featured players who the performance. a comedian during Nite Club Staff Writer found themselves searching for a Diane Nagelink, Assistant By Kristoffer Gair schools, religious communi- job that would satisfy their love Professor of Architectural Tech­ Staff Writer ties, guys being inherently Louis Armstrong Theatre will of work and make their dreams nology at Ferris State University "—:------dumb, and girls on campus come true. . ... said, “The technological part never be the same after the play I know that guy!” being willingly cold to Spike’s The second act, 7V, presented was very entertaining and ener­ fttnerica Hurrah gets through That was the consensus from strange and twisted sexual black and white-color characters getic.” with it. the audience last Thursday preferences (Spike was that who were extremely humorous She added, “The play was a The opening night, Thursday, night when Charles Zucker night’s open mic contender). and quite thought provoking as sad, but truthful commentary on March 22, revealed an extraordi­ took the stage in Kirkhof s Part two of the show in­ they portrayed present-day tele­ American life, disturbing yet nary display of talented actors, Promenade for the week’s Nite volved the. use of a keyboard vision. cheerful and at the same time re­ and visual displays that Club presentation. and miniature drum machine. Junior Kate Elenbaas, a Com­ pulsive but humorous.” would’ve made Steven Spielberg The consensus soon changed Zucker used the instruments to munications major, said, “I Miss Nagelink stated that she happy. The play is full of visual when he didn’t rely on his tele­ recreate Woodstock, which he representation of issues and life­ loved the second act." thought the color represented the vision appearance in a Frito- said “sucked.” He also evoked styles of the 60’s, but the sym­ The final act, Motel, depicted falseness and facade of society, Lay commercial. His only re­ nostalgia with other bits of bolism could be appropriately a futuristic motel where a violent while the black and white re­ mark concerning it was that the music from the sixties, seven­ scenario was about to happen. flected the doom of society. applied to the 90’s. other guy in the commercial About 100 of the 130 seats Sophomore Roshan Patel, a ties and eighties. Among the The first of three acts, Inter­ was a Harvard graduate who were occupied. Film and Video major and pieces played were* a selection didn’t have any speaking lines. The audience “Carol, etc.” in the play, gave from the Bay City Rollers, the Zucker was a community col­ was placed credit for the success of the three Peanuts theme gone mad, and lege dropout, and both were around the pe­ acts to the scenography design­ some never before reproduced doing potato chip commer­ rimeter of the ers Jill and Tom Hamilton, and music from Gilligan’s Island. cials, so obviously one of them stage, making to the director, Dr. Laura Those who attended Charles was overqualified. them very Zucker’s performance enjoyed The first half of the show much a part of See PLAY p 12 an evening of humor, and was the all 'around comedy s laughter-continued to echo routine? Zucker’s monologue through the crowd even as they included qoips about religious dispersed.

PHOTOS BY EMILY STANKEY

Above, applicant "Brian Blank Space Snuih speaks from a make-shift confessional in I he PHOTO BYWENDY HILL Interview," the first act of "America Hurrah. Comedian Charles Zucker diverges from his familiar role as a Right, Brent L) lap (seated) and Melissa Yonkers character in a Frito-Lay commercial as last Thursday's Night Club progress through an interview in America Series presentation. Hurrah V______J A Thp 1 nn*hr>m Mor^h ?R 1Q00 A Page 8 The Lanihom April 1, 1990 — —

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Stagnate Senate says "Pay up!" r By Robby Bobby Bennutz PHOTO Gcraldo Wanna be BY JULIE The Stagnate Senate on Thurs­ plied, “W e’re going to IDICHER day voted to triple the existing Disneyland!” amount paid for next year’s Stu­ Allocations Chairman Brian dent Strife Fee. Worthwhile could not be reached The decision was a unanimous for comment due to the fact that one by all the senators and had he raced to his brokerage the backing of Bland Valley State firm(Dewey, Scruem and Howe) President Errant “Son O f’ Rub­ immediately following the meet­ bers. The fee will be used to pro­ ing. Senate President Andrea vide limousine service for the Badchecks had no comment on senators to and from their new the fee but was very excited to meeting place in the penthouse of have received a perfect atten­ the downtown Everhardtofind dance award from the Senate for Center. never missing a meeting. Also, air transportation will be The fee will be put into effect provided during the nationwide next week and the Senate will be Stagnate Senate Convention in using the BVSU Football team as No more free time between classes! "It’s disgusting. All 1 see are students sleeping in the Orlando. Florida during Spring collection agents. Failure to pay library and Jirkhof Center, not one of them studying. If they won’t study on their own Break. the fee will result in severe penal­ accord, we will give them the incentive to study, by George," explained one Board of When asked for a comment on ties: students will not be able to Ultimate-Control member, who wished to remain anonymous because he was afraid that his what the Stagnate Senate would attend Program Bored concerts or brand-new fire-engine-red 1990 Lebaron GTS convertible, parked next to the library from 1 do next, former Stagnate Senate home volleyball games. p.m. until 4 p.m. Monday thru Friday, might get keyed by an irate student. President Candie Howling re­ V

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What the hell am 1 doing over about her in the Top Ten List. If body wants to be reminded of My mom won’t let me. here?! I’m supposed to be over Ann “Boom Boom" Leslie were that Basically, Amy and myself in the Top Ten List! What to hit me every time I snubbed are trying to lighten the whole gives? Wait a second. Hey Lutz! her in the list there would be mood of this college thing. Let’s Get out of my column you little weekly Robby Bobby beatings face it, if we can’t enjoy life I like to have fun. Ovaltine groupie! What? I look in the Kitkhof lobby every week. now, we never will! So lighten like David Cassidy on a bad And to make matters worse, if I up people! Before you can I have to scrub my bath­ day?! Okay. That’s it. This fail to put someone into the list laugh at the world, you have to room floor with my room­ means war. For the rest of this they get mad at me as well! learn to laugh at yourself. I mate’s new green Reach column, w e’re going to change Case in point, the Zeta Delta Chi know that I look in the mirror toothbrush. the name to.... Sorority. At the beginning of this every day and have a good long BENN-A-DRILL semester I receive an irate phone laugh (Wait, did that sound 1. The entertainment is (I’m just keeping with that call from a Zeta, who shall re­ right?) and that helps me through Robby Bobby Bennett pharmaceutical motif.) main anonymous (LINDA the day, until I go home and get singing the Partridge Fam­ Okay, so here I am writing a POWELL!!!), demanding to my Visa bill! Nothing that is ily’s Greatest Hits. normal column. I guess I’m know why her sorority hasn’t printed in either of the humor going to need a topic. been included in the Top Ten columns is meant to be taken se­ Hmmm.... . I know! I’ll talk List. All the whifeTve got the riously, they’re supposed to about ME (I’m an expert on the Delta Zeta Vice-President, Rach- make yob laugh. So remember subject)! elle “Thunder" Hankinson, beat­ that next time you want to muti­ w r n m m m m m m m Some of you people have ab­ ing me about the head and neck late my lower extremities with a solutely no sense of humor! screaming “We do not skinny- conduit bender! Until we meet Why just last week Ms. Linda dip in Zumberge Pond!” So why again, and I should be back in BURTCH (Did I spell it right?) bother?! I’ll tell you why. my usual column, just remem­ Music comes up to me and slugs me on This campus needs an outlet, a ber: Amy Lutz wears Johnny the arm! Hah! I didn’t even feel steam valve if you will. Things Sokko and his Flying Robot un­ it man! Anyway, I guess she don’t get any easier after col­ derwear! By Kristoffer Gair was peeved about what I said lege, they just get harder and no­

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Okay, okay, so they lied. “Per­ ing or redundant. sonal Jesus” wasn’t supposed to The tracks “Halo" and “Blue be on the new album and some­ Dress" merely add to the diver­ how it turned up there anyway. sity of the other songs. They Why? It’s beyond me. aren’t anything special, but help First, a correction on last rookie who empties six rounds the shell, they reinstate her and It could be because there the others flow together week’s film review: Henry V from a .38 into a piece of the give her a detective’s shield. would only have been eight smoothly. They all seem to fit is now playing at Quad 6. criminal element on her first day They want her and Dot. Nick tracks rather than the nine avail­ like a puzzle. Now you don’t have to gas up on the job. One of the witnesses Mann (Clancy Brown, known able. At least it’s a different mix your cars for that long Journey The last two tracks, “Personal to this little police action is a fondly to many of us as the and not one available on the 12". to East Lansing or Rochester Jesus” and “Enjoy The Silence,” commodities trader named Hunt Kurgan from Highlander) to Violator has been long to be exposed to culture. You are the songs released for the ra­ (Ron Silver), who snatches the find this mad murderer. Sound awaited by fans and MTV (in­ can expose yourself right here. dio and MTV (another involun­ crook’s .44 and leaves the scene. familiar? The only real twist is voluntary shudder) watchers Also, the Chorus is from the tary shudder). So far, this Hunt adds the piece to his suit- that the center of the film is a alike. The last new material was play. I apologize for my bla- doesn’t really seem to add up to coat-tie ensemble. He soon uses woman instead of a man. WM-Jbadw pq . Mmic- Far -The - f an( |p a rcU TftQy — ----— i -. -aTamastre-afbnmrriocs ft? ~ Curt! sis very gooS," noques- Masses and then came the live This week we saw Blue Well, I think it is one you have ever he wants to and leaves a tion about it. She comes across material on 101. WaiUng for the Steel. As cop thrillers go, this to listen to and appreciate rather shell with Megan’s name on it. quite realistically as a rookie new album became like waiting one is preuy good. Jamie Lee than expect to play every song Megan in Lhe meantime has for the new U2 after The Joshua Curtis plays Megan Turner, a loudly at parties and get excited been suspended. When they find See MOVIES p. 11 Tree. about. "Clean” is an outstanding Ihe new album stares off on a track with superb vocals, as is slow note with “World In My "Policy Of Truth.” With that in Eyes. That and “Waiting" For mind, the album isn’t totally a O'Neill is a wonderful narrative The Night,” another slower of O’Neill’s thirty-plus years in loss. At least it has some sub­ track, just don’t seem to have the stance to most of it It doesn’t public office. magic like "Things You Said" O’Neill talks about his back­ sound fake and heartless, like and "A Question Of Lust” did. Technotronic for instance. A ground in local politics, his B ooks The vocals are simply there and synthesized dance beat and some childhood, his friends, his fam­ the music remains, well, empty poorly sung vocals do not an al­ ily, and his philosophy. The and lacking life. bum make. By Andrew Kar book is colored with anecdotes “Sweetest Perfection,” “Policy I would like to think of Viola­ on his life and career in his dis­ Ot Truth” and “Clean” aren’t as tor as a timid step forward rather trict. He also talks about his po­ slow but still aren’t up to par than how the group will now de­ I am a Democrat, usually. I of­ one book to be of great value litical friends and foes, and the with the old stuff. Throughout cide to sound. When it comes ten find myself on the other side when one looks at the politics of relationships he formed on both these songs, though, the group down to it, while those nine of the fence on topics such as the past thirty years, regardless sides of the political fence. does manage to get in a few tracks may add flavor to a live foreign policy, homelessness, of party affiliation. Man of the O’Neill tells a great deal about licks. The sudden explosion of tour, they just can’t beat hits like defense, and effective leader­ House: The Ltfe and Political those moments helps the songs Black Celebration” and “Be­ ship. Nevertheless, I have found Memoirs of Thomas P. “Tip" See BOOKS p.ll from becoming hopelessly bor­ hind The Wheel.” |p P p i f i P I March 28,1990 The Lanthom Page 11

By Andrew Kar

Thank God for the 99-cent video stores. I re­ fer to Video Tyme, Meijer, and Believe in Mu­ sic, all in Jenison. Why? Because now you can get all of those Japanese classics, such as... Godzilla, King of the Monsters: The classic good/bad movie of all time. Radiation from .. , ’a,*’< ^p5?5R atomic tests awakens and mutates a prehistoric allA--V ' ■::* - ■ • ‘ animal. The beast is named Godzilla after die $£<* *u>. • &¥ . i*A ~ f*i*. **. . tR t t k h i monster-god of a small island culture. By the end o f the film, Godzilla has devastated Tokyo, V.J** Eacfeiii making the city resemble Hiroshima or Nagasaki. m The film is meant to be an allegory on the dangers of atomic power. Godzilla is living nu­ clear weapon, dangerous and evil. We poor Americans are usually stuck with the bad dub­ bing of the American version, yet the images of a city burning in the dark of night, with an indif­ ferent beast roaring in the foreground. Forget the commercial joke he has become, just remember the force of nature Godzilla represents, and the Photo: John Knol Selectio enzie horror he reminds us of. And the fun we have watching him. Any other Godzilla film is not recommended Entries most be a black and white 5 x 7 or 8 x 10. unless you are under the age of fifteen. Ex­ cept... Godzilla 1985: They decide to ignore the twenty or so movies Godzilla has been in since 1$55 © 1990 AT&T and ask the question what if Godzilla returned thirty years later? He would be even more fun in this classy production. The beast has never looked bet­ ter. The score, done by the To­ kyo Symphony Orchestra, is im­ pressive. And the acting looks like it was better than average. IMPROVE Dubbing stinks. It is not quite as “T good as the first, but it is a nice follow-up, especially for the Star Wars generation. TOUR

MOVIES From p. 10______cop. She is no real henvshc just wants to do her job and do it well, but she never gets the chance. Silver is a sociopath par excellence, but he becomes tire­ some after the second climax. SKILLS The acting is enjoyable, the violence is frequent, and the three or four climaxes are just too much. The film is nice tech­ nically, artistically, and direc­ tionally, but on some all too im­ portant level it lacks believabil- ity. Possible, when it asks us to accept a totally unrealistic ap- proach to handling a criminal in a realistic set-up.

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Pape 12 The Lanthorn March 28, 1990 — “ Lunch break Series------Calendar of Events------\ Compete in Pianist Conway plays Campus Clean-up Wheel Chair Volunteer GVSU! Intervarsity Saturday, April 7 from Christian Fellowship a little bit of ragtime 1 to 4 p.m. Meeting Basketball Grand Valley State University Wednesday at 7:15 p.m. Grand Valley State Univcr Campus The Portside Room, sity’s Therapeutic Recreation during noon concert Volunteers picnic afterwards Kirkhof Center Club is sponsoring a Wheel Register at the Student By Sandra L. Planisek different styles. Stravinsky was For more info: Janet Chair Basketball Game on April Activities Office by April 1 Staff Writer still Stravinsky with just a hint Hubley at 895-6192. 8, 1990 from 1 until 5 p.m. in the For more info: Student of rag. Bolcom offered a mod­ Field House. Activities Office at 895-3295. When you pay big money for em melodic rag and Hindemith Anyone may put a team to­ concert tickets you expect to banged a percussion rag. Each This column is provided for free announcements by student gether to compete against other hear traditional pieces, but when piece was quite different and organizations. To get your activity listed, fill out and place the form students or student orgamza you go to a Lunchbreak Series suggested the range possible below in the Campus Life Editor’s mailbox in TheLanthorn’s office. lions. The purpose of the games you may hear the non-tradi- within one style of music. Deadline is Wednesday of every week. is to raise money for the on-cam tional. The Tuesday, March 20 The other middle segment of This form is discarded after the information is printed once. pus Special Services Depart presentation by pianist Robert the concert which demonstrated ment. There is a $10 entry fee Conway of Ann Arbor offered a variety of rhythms and mo­ ^ IPlease take this to The Lanthorn office. 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The two middle segments For those with a weak back­ PLAV From p. 7 ------of the noon concert were pro­ ground in music, this program Date and Time of Event or Meeting _ vocative, requiring an engaged raised numerous questions about Salazar. mind and thoughtful considera­ music form, while at the same Location of Event or Meeting------Additional performances will tion of musical patterns. time providing a relaxing lunch. be on March 29, 30, and 31 and Three pieces of ragtime music The next Lunchbreak is Tues­ Name and Phone Number of Person Submitting this Information will start at 8:00 p.m. in the showed the variety of rag pos­ day, April 3, with Marc Ragmer Calder Fine Arts Center. sible as Stravinsky, Bolcom and playing classical guitar. For ticket information, phone Hindemith adopted rag to their 895-3668. Beginning Scuba Course ||j |58 PT From p. 1______Looking for a class that offers you adventure, campus and should be awarded fun, and excitement ? 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Track teams take 3 out of 4 at start of outdoor season jumped 16*8-1/2 and took sec­ Women’s track beats ond while her partner, Sandy Men run-over Aquinas Fleming, flew to a third place 16*6-1/2 leap. Alma and Aquinas Double winner Mack received but stumble on Alma By Phil Seykora 1:06.04 clocking. her second win in the 300 with a By Phil Seykora In the shot put, Andy Hender­ Slaff Writer In the 800, Nicky Vandenberg 41.95 sprint. Hodges and Denise Staff Writer son and Darren Johnson took and Debbie Pruitt grabbed sec­ Granica took second and fourth third and fourth with 41 ’5 and The Lady Lakers started out ond and third with 2:24.71 and respectively with 43.49 and Grand Valley State Men’s 39’10, respectively. the 1990 outdoor Ttack Season 2:26.76 respectively. 46.42. Tarek and Field team opened up The pole vault was won by with wins over Alma and Aqui­ Freshman co-captain and shot Senior co-captain Laura the 1990 outdoor season on Sat­ Mark Cosby, with a 14*6" verti­ nas College on Saturday, March put extraordinaire Tamie Gipe Moore won the 3000 in a light­ urday, March 24, with a split in cal clearance. 24. threw a fust place toss of 43*3-1/ ning-speed of 10:40.68 and the triangular meet against Alma The first, second, and third Sopomorc co-captain Krislal 2 and Franklene Hodges took Shelly Cole slid into fourth with and Aquinas College. place spots were taken in the 50 Mack won the 400 meter dash fourth with 36’ 11-1/4. a 1 1:45.75 time. Kirk Graham launched the meter hurdles by Steve Neder- with a time of 58.99, while Amy The long jump featured junior javelin to a 102’1 mark to claim Jones came in fourth with a co-captain Regina Brewer, who See WOMEN’S p. 15 a fourth place. See MEN’S p.15 S Runners and walkers flood campus for Fun Run Baseball sweeps By Phil Seykora Sienna Heights Staff writer in double-header The Grand Valley State Uni­ By Joe Lowden versity campus was flooded with StaffWriter healthy and energetic runners and walkers who participated in The Laker baseball team the third annual Wellness Weeks won a double header from Fun Run/Walk. Sienna Heights last Saturday, On Wednesday, March 21 a by the scores of 4-3 and 7-2. combination of Campus Recrea­ Defense and pitching were tion and Career Education and the bright spots for the Lak­ Counseling Center brought the ers. The Lakers committed walkways anil streets of GVSIJ only one error and allowed I7S healths and weather hearty only two earned runs of the individuals of all shapes and five total. sizes. These jieople intentionally ’ The Lakers won the first braved the sub-35 degree game in the top of the sev­ weather to run or walk the 2 mile enth on a balk, caused by the course All received a clean bill Lakers’ double steal attempt of health, a tree t-shirt and pop with runners on first and for entering the still competition. third. Campus Recreation Director Todd Schmitt got the vic­ Leroy Hackles remarked that he tory and extended his record was happy to see a gixnl deal of to 3-0, and Ron Wright re­ runners and walkers come out ceived his second save. for the event. He added that PHOTO BY EMILY STANKE In the second game, Ross they get more participants each 7 7S runners, jo kers and walkers take-off at the start of the Third Annual Wellness Weeks Fun Run/Walk Pleiness started and got the year. victory. His record is 1-0. Randy Taylor, Pete Dodary, hand to partake in the grueling ARC. Mrs. Conrad said, “bach GVSIJ Bookstore, Office of Al­ Ken Solak, normally a short and Brett Schafer came across event. year 1 run my lime gets worse.” cohol Education, Grand Valley reliever, entered in the fourth the line in jusi over 11 minutes The (1V/^U Walking Club, Sponsors of the race and other Health Plan, and GVSU Campus and stopped a Sienna Heights to claim a three-way ue for first GVSC’s Womens Volleyball Wellness Weeks activities in­ Recreation, rally. place. For their efforts they re­ team, and the Career Fduacation clude Pepsi, Bil-Mar, Blue Care Runners were treated to'Y^psi “We finally got some good ceived a special championship t and Counseling Centers’ own Network, ARA Food Service, prcxiucLs at the end of the run, pitching. They scored five stun John Zaugra ran hard through (’()T Dcvelopemcnt, GVSli Stu­ and awarded a free l-shirt for runs, and only two were Representatives from many the whole race, only to be out dent Senate, Stall Health And Llicir amazing "feel”. j earned,” said. Laker head, campus organizations were on sprinted by Kelley Conrad ol Pin steal Excerct.se (S.H.A P.F.), coach Andy Chopp. The Lakers seven runs MOCkKV 1-roin p 1 ; started in the second inning i when shortstop Jeff Herrin The motion was passed at the they were not aware that their upcoming year. 'The hex key able lo provide a list ol the ineli­ hit his first homerun this sea­ meeting and hinds were re budge! was Kang voted on team had problems in the past, gible players to the Lonthiirn. \oked, hut the hockey orgam/a- Tons Pike, president ol the and we had reason to think we Price said that he had verified son, which scored two. Jeff i.ii'ii lias three opportunities, Hotkey Club, said he only be should check on their present team enrollment at Grand Valley Terpstra, Matt McMahon, through senate hearings, to ap same aware ol the actions taken status " at the beginning ot the second ' and Lenn Pekel, also hit the |val the dee lsion against them when he was con I die problems Baker relerred semester and all players except ball well, according to Idle action was taken because Lie led b\ the ianihvrn the fol­ to were from two years ago, one were Liking classes. Chopp. 01 a violation ol senate by laws low mg Monday when complaints were made dial dhe exception was Brendan “We didn't hit the ball like vs hk h states that student organ: Baker resjxmded that the sen­ the club misused hinds and had Brosnan, who was enrolled the we should have, but we saw rations must have KXhd student ate’s actions were routine and non student players lust semester, but not the see ! some pretty good pitching.” enri'llment, although the htxkev there would have been no sjxe- Bob Stoll, director of Student i >nd | Chopp added, “You’re gonna club constitution allows lor one cifit reason to inform Price of its Activities, and Ann Leslie, Stu­ Price said, however, that he have days we’re you’re not non-student player, proceedings dent Activities Coordinator, believed Brosnan was eligible to going to hit normally.” A further motion was made by When asked it all sports clubs checked through the records play through the one non-student Sunday's scheduled senator Tony Baker lor the team had their student membership computer and found that eight clause in the club's eonstituuon double header with Aquinas to be put on probation for the verified, Baker said “No, it s not players on the original htxkey Price added that the dub in­ was postponed because of upcoming season. The matter something we routinely do. It’s roster from the first semester tends to appeal the decision to the cold, but wrJl be made up was to be discussed at the March not something we plan to do in were not enrolled for second se­ stop funding, as he believes during the week. 2 7 Student Organization Review the future" mester. there is no wrongdoing on the The Laker’s record is now Board meeting, but was tabled He went on to say that the is­ However, no documentation pan of the hockey organtzauon. See BASEBALL p 15 for further mvesugation. sue of the club's status originally of student enrollment was pre­ The dub's first chance to appeal Hockey club officials were not came up when senate members sented at the senate meeting is Apnl 12, at the first meeting l J present at the senate meeting, as were discussing funding for the Neither SAO or the senate were of the new Student Senate ■ ; Page 14 The Lanlhom March 28,1990

•Did it really take a major in­ bruise, as many know, is a The pitching staff is good vestigation for anyone to con- huge fan of racing and even enough to get by, and closer Dan — sider whether or not ex-MSU races him self,------Ptettc is a plus. Don’t be sur­ a view star Tony Mandarich had used prised ¥~ $fcffield is shopped steroids? •This week: around for starting pitching — from the The American League East the Padres are a logical choice. •With spring training now un­ Predicted order of finish: Toronto, year-in year-out, is derway, which happens to be a the most-talented team in the di cheap seats multi-million dollar business for 1. Milwaukee Brewers vision but also the most under­ communities in Arizona and 2. Toronto Blue Jays achieving. Fred McGriff is the best-kept secret in baseball and Florida, did you know that/20 3. Boston Red Sox years ago, when “spring train­ the Blue Jays’ farm system By Dave Benner ing” was a new idea, the cost to 4. Baltimore Orioles keeps producing. each team was roughly $40,000 5. Cleveland Indians However, the key for this team and each player received $15 per 6. New York Yankees is how well it adjusts to a day for living expenses? 7. Detroit Tigers “speed" strategy designed for its •"Whatever happens— what­ play because I love to” attitude new home (the Sky Dome) in­ •At least something good stead of a power game. Old post- ever the criticism or the whistles that Hank Gathers had. What was the best division in came out of the ML Baseball tion players and the catching po or handkerchiefs or even shouts baseball just five years ago is •Take a hike, Dick Vitale! lockout. The $55 million annual sition are glaring weaknesses. of ‘hot dog’— I’m going to go now baseball’s worst Ninety out shooting and passing in my Neither the Big 8 nor the Big 10 contribution to a pension fund is Boston has gotten a year older wins will take the division. To owrTWay. I can’t change now. is the best basketball conference a great idea that is long past due. and lost slugger Nick Esasky to say it’s up for grabs is the under­ It’s the only style I have, even if around. Definitely the Big East! Too many elderly men who free agency. The nucleus of the statement of the year because it is one long show. After all, Consider the fact that Geor­ made baseball what it is today club (Burks, Boggs, Evans) is there is no strong contender, everybody loves a show”- - “Pis­ getown, Syracuse, Villanova, St are poor besides being forgotten. very good, but the pitching staff only five mediocre teams and tol” Pete Maravich, the all-time John’s, Seton Hall, Providence, has more holes than Augusta Na­ two bad ones. leading collegiate scorer, from a and now Connecticut have all •The next Tom Cruise movie, tional. If the Brewers can stay healthy December 1969 Sports Illus­ made their presence felt during “Days of Thunder,” is due for re­ The Orioles? Well, outside of then they’ll win based on talent trated interview when he was a the final rounds of the tourna­ lease in May. It is about the day- Cal Ripken they’re very alone. Dave Parker makes a star at LSU. ment over the last several years. to-day lifestyle of a driver on the young... too young. Their future great left-handed addition to a It is ironic that Maravich, who You can’t top consistency. NASCAR circuit and appears to isn’t now, but they’ll be fun to lineup that includes righties died of heart failure on the bas­ That’s right baaaaby! They’re be loosely-based on the life of watch. Robin Yount, Paul Molitor, Greg ketball court a year ago, shared prime-time! the late Tim Richmond, who Finally... how ‘bout them Ti­ Vaughn, and Gary Sheffield. the same type of maverick, “I died of AIDS last summer. > gers? They could lose 100 games this season. Morris, Trammell, HAVE YOU EVER and Whitaker are all in the twi­ PRESENTING A light of their careers. Beyond CONSIDERED them there is nothing. Case in point — spending millions on DONATING PLASMA? marginal players like Tony Phil­ 15% lips and Lloyd Moseby. But ...You aren't sure what plasma is used DISCOUNT FOR The real problem in Motown GRAND VALLEY STUDENTS for or why we pay for your plasma donation? is the lack of a productive farm WITH A VALID ID system. The last everyday player ♦PLASMA donors provide Source PLASMA, the fluid portion applies to Art, Drafting and produced was Howard Johnson. Graphic supplies of blood, used for the preparation of plasma products, diagnosis / and treatment of rabies, hepatitis B, hemophilia, bum and shock There is no reason for hope victims, heart surgery and products to blood type donors and soon either. League managers CREATIVI patients. rated no member of Toledo’s (class AAA) squad among the MOULD ♦All PLASMA donors must pass a physician-administered most promising prospects. physical exanr before donating; as well as pass other specific medical criteria required at each donation.

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