ZAHM HOUSE 2

Welcome from the Rector

First Years,

Welcome to Zahm! While your natural intelligence and academic gifts prepared you for the and your commitment to excellence earned your way into our hallowed campus, it is through grace and providence that you find yourself among the men of Zahm. Our hall House has had a long tradition of being one of brotherhood, mutual support, excellence in service, and great comradery. We are excited that you will be joining us in the Fall for your time here at Notre Dame. Hopefully this Red Book will assist in your preparation for joining us.

My name is Fr. Matthew Hovde, csc. I am a Holy Cross priest, recently ordained to serve God’s people. It is with great joy and zeal that I serve primarily as the Rector of Zahm, and serve this community. Zahm is a unique community, recognized across the campus for its unwavering commitment to each of our men. No matter where you are from, what major you hope to pursue, what your likes and dislikes are, no matter how you define yourself, you are a member of Zahm. You are welcomed, valued, and honored here. Your brothers are here to support and assist you, not just because they happen to share a building with you. You belong here because you bring a tremendous deal to this community: yourself.

I encourage you strongly to get to know the rest of the men who call this place home. Even though your time at Notre Dame will be busy in a way that you may have never before experienced, you are not coming to here to be mindless drones that do nothing but turn junk food and caffeine into papers and passible test scores. You are brought to Notre Dame to thrive! It is important to balance your academics with personal health, recreation, socialization, service, and personal interests. Look to your upperclassmen in the dorm. See how they strike this important balance. Study with them. Serve with them. But also have fun with them. You may find as you walk through the hallways that ESPN is a staple of most college men’s news sources, Ping-Pong and Pool can be incredible stress relievers, and that playing cards with your section is just what you need to decompress. Inter-hall sports will unite the dorm in a common cause. Your sections’ team may need either assistance on the court or in the stands. Notre Dame will challenge you in new ways. I think the most important among these is learning to live with some folks who may be different from you. Learning to share with and respect your brothers in the dorm is a lesson that will serve you well in life.

College is one of the most important experiences you will have in your life. You will be taught amazing new things, challenged to think and feel in new ways, stretched beyond what you thought were your limits. You will converse, debate, reconsider, recommit, and articulate deeply held convictions in new and powerful ways. You will learn from others, who you may disagree with. You will make tremendous relationships. You will learn as much about yourself as you do other people. The relationships you make here, the greatness you will be schooled in, and the person you will become through your time here at Notre Dame is an incredible experience. My greatest advice to you is to dive right into it. Don’t hold back. From day one, engage those around you, and always be authentic to who you are. You made it into Notre Dame. You were accepted. You belong here; at Notre Dame, and in Zahm.

I look forward to meeting you all in August, and sharing in this amazing journey that lies ahead of you.

In Notre Dame,

Fr. Matthew Hovde, C.S.C. ZAHM HOUSE 3

2017 WELCOME CREW

Men of Zahm, Class of 2021,

Greetings and welcome to the University of Notre Dame. More importantly, welcome to Zahm House, the finest residence experience the University of Notre Dame has to offer. The men listed above have been selected to welcome you and the other members of our Class of 2021 and immerse you all into the 85 years of august tradition and impassioned spirit that makes Zahm House the home you will find it to be. Before you even get out of your car, we hope that you will begin to understand that Zahm is not your average residence hall. As your Welcome Crew, it will be our distinct pleasure and honor to assist you in getting settled and acquainted with your new digs. We will help move and unpack your things, introduce you to your new classmates, and tour you around this beautiful campus — in tried, true, and classic Zahm style. As the first week of college can prove to be difficult for many, we look forward to relieving as much of your stress and anxiety as possible. Our first effort at assisting you is this Red Book. In it you will find information about the Welcome Crew members listed above, various and sundry information about the ND/South Bend area, and some vital facts about your home for the coming years. Remember that although we have as yet to meet each other, we are already your brothers. Not only are we here to help but we also want to help. When you arrive we’ll be the really enthusiastic guys in the red shirts that your parents think are either a) really nice or b) a little too excited. Do not hesitate to ask us for anything you might need throughout Welcome Weekend and beyond. Through our efforts, we hope that you will experience the fullness of what it means to be a Zahmbie. ZAHM HOUSE 4

Notre Dame is truly a special place. Being in your shoes just two years ago, I know what it feels like to be in your position, getting ready to move away from home to start the best four years of your life. It can be challenging. But I’m here for anything you may need, along with your other freshmen brothers and 15 ludicrous Zahmbies in red ready to help in any way possible. Don’t hesitate to ask. The truly warranted congratulations, however, goes to your “random” (we know it to be an act of God) selection into the most spirited, most renowned, and hands down all around best residence on campus. We’re so far above everyone else it’s actually a bit scary; we’re not even a dorm: we are a House. Your home for the coming years embodies tradition — from our famous alumni (Joe Theisman, Regis Philbin) to beloved customs (‘Roni Za, Zahm Carnival, and countless more, of which you will soon be a part). Despite what may have held true in the days of Yesteryear, today Zahm sits on the most prime of all real estate on campus. Located on North Quad, we live a stone’s throw away from North Dining Hall, a window’s view from the Dome, and a pleasantly short stroll from and the LaFortune student center. Moreover, the lovely ladies of Cavanaugh (our sister dorm), Farley, and BP grace our presence on the quad. And — it ought to be noted — we charitably allow the boys of Keenan, Stanford, and St. Ed’s to wallow in the shadow that extends from our grand home. In Zahm, you will have some 170 brothers to constantly bump elbows with. We understand and remember that at times your rooms may become boring, restrictive, and maybe even lonely. So, when you feel the need to escape from them, stop by a common room, find a seat on a couch, and hang out. Common rooms are notorious for stealing away useful time. The five-mans, which now actually house 4, (at the end of the hall in the B-sections) are the main common rooms to hang out in along with the “House Commons” in the A-sections. We also have study lounges on the second and third floors (by the A-section bathrooms), along with the Xavier Murphy Study Lounge on the first floor near the double study lounge across from Fr. Matt’s room. Looking for somewhere to hang out with your favorite lady friend after parietals? Cruise down to the wonderfully spacious domain of Ignats (see glossary!) In the Zahm basement, you will find a ridiculously large television (don’t ask us how to use it though), a ping-pong table, pool table, kitchen, weight room, ample couch space, and, of course, the famed Za Pizza Parlor. Profits from Za go to one of our favorite charities, so make your way down there for a delicious study break, especially during finals; Za is actually scientifically proven to improve test scores. Zahm also houses a laundry room and chapel, where we Zahmbies gather Sunday nights as a community in prayer (in the chapel, that is, not in the laundry room…hmm). ZAHM HOUSE 5

You will hear the phrase “Zahm is brotherhood” over and over again, in the Red Book and throughout Welcome Week. We all know how things grow numb when done repeatedly, but the fact does remain — and any Zahmbie will swear it to be true — Zahm is brotherhood. We care for one another, look out for everyone’s best interest, and are ready to correct a brother’s misstep and encourage him when he needs a push. Our sense of community stands unmatched by any other hall on campus. And don’t think of it in the wrong light, please: we don’t say this as some competition to have the tightest community. Rather, both those that have come before us and those that are with us still have instilled in our hearts the significant benefits of brotherhood, tradition, and service. Over seven decades of goofy stories and hallowed traditions have soaked in the walls we call home. If you need help with anything ever — homework, relationships, or something’s just got you down — never hesitate to ask a brother. In the spirit of Zahm, he will come to your aid without a moment’s hesitation. We are all here for you, and chances are we’ve all needed someone before as well (and we’ll need someone in the future still). During the Welcome Weekend you will be welcomed into the Notre Dame family. We welcome you into the brotherhood of Zahm. We know you have questions, and so we have put together this Red Book for you and your brothers. Hopefully it will ease your mind, answer some questions, and excite you for what is to come. But if you do still need some things answered, send an email to one of us — your commissioners or staff members. We know things will overwhelm at times, but that is okay. In fact, that is a good thing. A great thing. Allow some chaos into your life. Enjoy the feelings of awkwardness and uncertainty, embrace them. They don’t come around often enough. If there ever is a time for complacency, it is not now. You have four years at Notre Dame. It may sound like a lot of time but, sadly, it’s not. Enjoy every minute of it. Be open to new people and ideas; let them shape your changing self. And, damn it, have fun! Life is a journey without a clear destination (excepting heaven, of course). Experience as much as you can. The more you put in, the more Notre Dame and Zahm will give back. We shall assist you in your transition to college — we, your brothers. In a campus of 9,000, we lucky few can call Zahm home; few have the privilege to be a Zahm Man. Newest Zahmbies: welcome to the tradition!

God, Country, Notre Dame, Zahm House,

Welcome Crew Captain: Alex Bonino Welcome Crew Ambassadors: Austin Rotter, Brian Curley, Carter Collins, Dennis Sullivan, Finbar Berry, Freddie Lockie, Joe Brady, Jonathan Austin, Joe Calce, Luke Wurl, Pat Zimmer, Quinn Klocke, Tom Curran, Troy Veritzan, and Will O'Hara

“Notre Dame by Choice, Zahm by the Grace of God” ZAHM HOUSE 6 What to Do When You First Arrive on Campus

Arrival Dates:

• Thursday, August 17TH after 12:00 p.m. for freshmen scheduled for early arrival. This is ONLY for those approved for early move-in! • Friday, August 18ST is the regular move-in day: o 9:00 AM-10:30 AM for those assigned to 2nd and 4th floors o 10:30 AM – NOON for those assigned to the 1st and 3rd floors NOTE: THESE TIMES ARE TENTATIVE AT THE TIME OF THIS PRINTING (APRIL) AND REFLECT THE PROCEDURES USED BY THE UNIVERSITY FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS. PLEASE FOLLOW ANY INSTRUCTION PROVIDED BY THE OFFICE OF HOUSING IF THEY ARE DIFFERENT FROM THOSE LISTED ABOVE.

Upon Arrival at Notre Dame: 1. There is a specific access route established for each residence hall. Zahm residents enter campus through the East Gate. Once there, you will be assisted by signage and parking attendants (they are all a little like your crazy, great-uncle Harry, but they are sweet and they mean well). Once inside the gate, you will drive up to the back of Zahm and a swarm of Welcome Crew members (all in red shirts) will descend upon your vehicle to grab your things and take them up to your room. ONE OF YOUR PARENTS MUST STAY WITH THE VEHICLE TO MOVE IT TO THE PARKING LOT AS SOON AS IT IS EMPTY. No one is allowed to park behind the building or on the grass near the building. We absolutely MUST keep the traffic flowing for the sake of all moving in that day.

2. Come to the basement lounge to sign in, fill out your medical emergency information sheet, pick up your key, and get a Zahm shirt. The dream has begun!

3. A Welcome Crew member will show you to your room. They can help you loft or bunk your bed (although if your roommate hasn’t arrived yet, it may be best to wait before making major set-up decisions).

4. Meet your RA (Resident Assistant). He is a senior in charge of your section and will be a great resource for anything and everything. He will walk you through your room and have you sign your RCR (Room Condition Report).

5. Once you have unloaded your stuff, it is a good idea to get your ID at the pick-up location. They you can head out on campus or to town to buy a carpet or whatever you might need.

The whole move-in process may seem a bit hectic and confusing, but there will be plenty of guys around the House whose sole job is to make you feel welcome. Within a day or two, you will feel right at home – just in time for the upperclassmen to arrive! ZAHM HOUSE 7 People to Know!

THE RECTOR: Fr. Matthew E. Hovde, C.S.C.

Zahm House welcomed Fr. Matt Hovde as our new Rector starting this past school year. Fr. Matt formerly working in campus ministry and was an Assistant Rector in Sorin Hall. He was ordained as a Holy Cross priest in the spring of 2016.

THE CHAPLAIN: Fr. Greg Haake, C.S.C. Fr. Gregory P. Haake, C.S.C., graduated from Notre Dame in 1999 having studied French Language and Literature (and playing the trumpet in the band for two years). Hailing from Kansas City, MO with three brothers, he is now the uncle of eight nephews and one very spoiled but lonely niece. After leaving seminary, Fr. Greg moved to Holy Cross and St. Stanislaus Parish in South Bend where he served for two years as deacon and eventually associate pastor. He then moved to Paris where he received an MA in French literature before heading to Stanford University to begin his doctoral studies. He returns to Notre Dame to begin teaching full time in the Department of Romance Languages and Literature. Though excited about the job, he is more thrilled about becoming a part of the Zahm tradition. ZAHM HOUSE 8

The Assistant Rectors: Two graduate students called Assistant Rectors (ARs) live on the second and fourth floors. They assist Fr. Gary, work closely with the Resident Assistants (RAs), and are available to help with anything that comes up during the year.

Room 239 Alex Roth Master of Divinity (630) 217-5005 [email protected] Room 439 Michael Feula Master Student (908) 303-1386

The Resident Assistants: The Resident Assistants (RAs) are a group of six seniors who make up the House staff, along with Fr. Gary and the ARs. One RA lives in each of the building’s six sections. Their primary role is to help build community and to assist you through the many trials of college life – from being locked out of your room, to managing roommate conflicts, to managing homesickness, and many other more personal matters. You will come to know your RA as a man on whom you can truly rely. Feel free to contact any member of the staff, if you have any questions before the semester begins. All are ready to assist you if they can.

RA Section Assignments: Section RA E-mail Address

1st floor (rooms 113 to 162) Tyler Duffy [email protected]

2A (rooms 201 to 226) Levi Biasco [email protected] 2B (rooms 227 to 262) JP Bruno [email protected]

3A (rooms 301 to 326) Joey Curci [email protected] 3B (rooms 327 to 362) Luke Brahier [email protected] 4th floor (rooms 401 to 462) John Beldin [email protected]

We encourage you to e-mail your RA before you arrive on campus and introduce yourself to them! ZAHM HOUSE 9 General Info on Zahm

Letter from the House Gov execs:

Men of Zahm, We are athletes, scholars, and service-driven individuals. We are musicians, actors and directors. We are nerds and jocks, jokesters and committed students. We are future doctors, lawyers, businessmen, and professors. But what we are is not what matters; what matters is what you are, and how you will choose to make your time in Zahm count. House Government is here to help you on that path, and we’re sure that no matter who you are, there will be a place for you here. Zahm House has a long and storied history. You’ve probably already heard how in days of old, students moved halls every year and rooms on campus were selected by GPA (highest first; lowest last). Zahm, which was then the only sophomore hall stuck on the freshmen quad in the northern reaches of campus, quickly developed a reputation for having the more…social students. Although rooms are no longer chosen by GPA (a side note: 2008’s Valedictorian was a Zahmbie), Zahm retains its reputation of a closely knit community with a vibrant social life and countless traditions. In fact, in 2015 our freshmen from the Class of 2018 had the highest average GPA score of all men’s dorms! But tradition tells only half the story: our vibrant commitment to dorm life is only outdone by our commitment to charity and service of others. If you watched the ND versus Navy football game several years ago, you probably noticed our “Raise an X for X” campaign, where the entire stadium wore red and made the traditional Zahm “X” with their arms. They did this in support of a Zahm resident, Xavier Murphy, who had recently lost his battle with leukemia and all those fighting cancer. Zahm was able to honor Xavier’s memory and collect a huge amount of money to fight the disease as a result. This is the community you have the privilege to join: a community unparalleled in support of one another, and able to unite people in the causes for which we fight. We're looking forward to meeting you this fall. Our doors (and everyone else’s, for that matter) are always open. Until then, enjoy the rest of your summer, and welcome to Zahm House. Yours in Zahm,

Alex Bonino Chris Nunes Chris Brendza President Vice President (Fall) Vice President (Spring) ZAHM HOUSE 10

House Government:

House Gov is composed of elected leaders who run the House-wide events, from dances to inter- hall sports, service opportunities and other great activities. In addition to a House president and vice- president, we have a dozen or so commissioners with very specific areas of responsibility. Each Tuesday night, we have a House government meeting in the basement where the week’s events are discussed. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. There will be plenty of opportunities for you to get involved in running the dorm.

The Rabid Bats:

You will hear many different mascots for different intramural teams from Zahm. We are usually called Zahmbies, signified by a moose (whose name is Ignats). However, our official mascot is the Rabid Bats. Our colors are red, black, and white. We have several intramural teams so if you played a sport in high school and would like to continue, we’d be happy to have you on board.

Baseball (Champions in ’11, ‘13) Lacrosse “PAIN” Basketball (Champions in ’04 and ’05) Ping Pong (Champions in ’09 and ’10) Bowling Racquetball Singles Cross Country (Champions in ’08) Sand Volleyball (Champions in ’11 and ’13) Dodgeball (Champions in ’11) Soccer Ice Hockey “FEAR” (Champions in ’08) Team Racquetball Golf Scramble Team Tennis (Champions in ’10 and ’11) Football (Champions in ’05) Volleyball (Champions in ’11)

Your Room:

All Zahm freshmen live in doubles this year. (With the exception of one four-person quad). All rooms come with a wastebasket, two desks, beds, and desk chairs, and two wardrobe closets. The beds are 80" twin. However, if you are over 6'6" or so, you can ask for an extra-long bed (90"). We encourage you to only request the XXL bed if you absolutely need it. You won’t want to waste the room if you don’t need it. If you require a 90” bed, please email Fr. Matt ASAP — [[email protected]].

What is helpful about the beds, wardrobes and desks is that they are modular and go together well for bunking or lofting. In addition to these basics, the rooms come with a sink, medicine cabinet, and mirror.

Most rooms do not have overhead lighting, so a lamp is a good idea. Carpets and shelving are two other ideas you may want to consider. No need to pack all that though. There are plenty of places in South Bend (or the Fall Mall, ND’s 3-day hypermarket on campus) to buy these things at Notre Dame. Once you receive information about your roommates, likely in mid-late July, it would be a good idea to coordinate with them what you will be bringing so that you don’t end up with two TVs, two fridges, and four lamps. (Additionally, it is nice to speak with your roommates before you move with them into a 200 square foot rectangle for the next nine months.) Remember, it is not just your room. ZAHM HOUSE 11

Your Roommate:

By now, you will have received information from the Office of Housing concerning your roommate. If for some reason you have not received that information, call the Office of Housing at (574) 631- 5878. Along with your roommate information, you will also receive your Zahm mailing address.

Miscellaneous:

 Zahm House is a smoke-free facility, as are all buildings on campus.  Zahm has a laundry room with washers and dryers, although many guys use St. Michael’s Laundry each week.  There aren’t landlines in student rooms anymore, so make sure to bring a cell phone. Currently, Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint utilize the University’s distributed mobile phone antenna system to drive their signal into campus buildings. If you use another carrier, you will be enjoying the great outdoors more when talking to family and friends.  Bank accounts are available through Notre Dame Federal Credit Union (located just north of campus and First Source Bank (in the basement of LaFortune Student Center near Zahm). See the nuts and bolts of job hunting for more information on banking.  Microwaves and air conditioners are forbidden in student rooms – our old wiring won’t handle them. There are microwaves available on every floor for general use. ZAHM HOUSE 12

Welcome Crew Biographies

Austin "I Dropped Math" Rotter Major: Applied Math

This puzzling creature will be taking his talents to the 2B 7-man next year. From 11:00 a.m. until midnight, you’ll find him in the common room listening to his “super chill hangout music” playlist (ft. Lil Wayne, D.R.A.M., Kendrick, and nothing chill). 50/50 chance he’ll be napping, though. Once the clock strikes midnight he moves to the study room because “he has to grind, bro,” even though he only takes 14 credits. He takes 2 math classes tho, it’s unbelievable. The amount of time Aust-bro wastes chasing t- shirt promotions at obscure sporting events is matched only by the amount of time he spends drooling over John Mooney. At least the chase of t-shirts is fruitful, though, unlike his attempt at putting a ring on Farley’s Finest. Overall, he’s a great bro, bro. Come to 2B for the unreal, unbelievable experience, the greatest thing ever, meeting Austin Rotter. ZAHM HOUSE 13

Brian Curley

What do you get when you throw together a 6’2, FTT major from Boston suburbia? Mike Brey would probably call it his ideal big man. But with no offer or scholarship to show for it, Brian “Nice guy” Curley settles for crushing it in all of his Zahm athletic pursuits. Don’t confuse his dashing, baby face for Steve Vasturia though, this guy can actually play. Curley understands the importance of being flexible in this day and age. After learning of the debacle that is now the sports broadcasting industry, Curley made the logical decision to go on a career search. And boy did he ever. His intensive one day internship in both pre-med and pre-law was more than he could handle. Ask him about it sometime. If you’re lucky enough to join the 2B 5-man next year, Curley will be thrilled to show you how to apply. So head up to the 2B 8-man and say hello to one of the best guys in Zahm. Curley’s love of Notre Dame and all things Zahm makes him the true heart of the best dorm on campus. ZAHM HOUSE 14

Carter Collins

From: Suburban America

If you’re looking for a 50-year-old man inside of a college kid’s body, Carter is your man. Known to most as Mr. Collins, Carter is rarely seen without a sharp Peter Millar polo, khakis, and Cole Haan drivers on. In his free time, Carter can be found trading stocks, discussing trust funds, or talking to his campaign staff for the 2036 Presidential Election. If you’re lucky, you will encounter his alter-ego, Collin. Collin cannot easily be defined by words, yet one thing about Collin is that once he comes out, he can’t be contained. Next year, Carter will live in the 1B common room. Just a warning: if you leave a mess in Carter’s common room, do not expect entry ever again. ZAHM HOUSE 15

Dennis Sullivan

Dennis “Richard” Sullivan, one of our dedicated Welcome Weekend Assistant Captains, is the resident authority on hipster culture here at Zahm. Dennis can be seen sporting his trendy “I live in my parent’s basement” man bun, his favorite rainbow-colored Mutombo jersey, and the shortest of salmon colored shorts, which reveal the most tasteful amount of his sensual thighs. Dennis hails from Chatham, a quintessential slice of white suburbia in northern New Jersey. Don’t mention Pork Roll around him unless you want a 45-minute lecture about how Southern New Jersey is full of heathens and degenerates. While his dress and appearance would suggest a career in gender studies or FTT, Dennis is surprisingly a chemistry major. Like a hibernating bear, Dennis will hole up in his room for days on end studying endless pages of Orgo, only to emerge on Friday night and dominate the night scene. After conquering 113, 122, and 145, Dennis is moving on to bigger and better things by leading his band of misfits in the 3B five-man. Fortunately for the third-floor freshman, Dennis has already taken it upon himself to put on the freshman fifteen for all of them, so be sure to thank him when you see him on move-in day. In all seriousness, Dennis is one of the friendliest and most approachable guys in the House, so stop by the 3B five-man at any time to hang out with and get to know this impeccable specimen. ZAHM HOUSE 16

Finbar Berry

Michael “Finbar” Finbar Berry (right) enjoys being called by his middle name because first names are just too mainstream nowadays. A jack of all trades, Finbar is in Air Force ROTC and Menbroza, but still manages to make time in his day to religiously watch Planet Earth. His flamboyant personality makes him a great guy to be around, especially around the ladies. Just because he has a hometown honey doesn’t mean that he isn’t in pursuit of more female friends; ask about the girl who he had banished from Zahm for being a little too friendly with him. As a failed Alumni pull-in, some have questioned his Zahm loyalty. Apparently his Writing and Rhetoric class just happened to always have their Shakespeare play practice at the exact time of some of Zahm’s most important events…interesting. Though typically a sensible man, Finbar has a unique ability his hurt his eyes. His most notable night in Zahm to date came when he was offered to try some of the world’s hottest hot sauce and thought it would be a good idea to rub his eyes with his saucy hands. Also, don’t forget the time he nearly gashed his eye out by running into a door at SMC Formal. If you’re a connoisseur of the finer things in life such as disc golf and Taco Bell, head on over to 2B, Finbar’s sure not to disappoint. ZAHM HOUSE 17

Freddie Lockie Major: Science pre-professional, whatever that means, but deep down he’s an Architect

From: Same place as like half the kids at this school

Frederick “Freddie” Lockie hails from the greatest city in the world, Chicago, better known as Chiraq. Don’t worry though, this long time gangsta has been patrolling the streets since his youth (see picture). Moreover, he managed to escape the curse of living on the 4th floor for a consecutive year and has decided to move his talents on down to the 1B 8-man? 7-man? 6-man? Well whatever it ends up being, he’ll be there. For anyone with a hometown honey, it really is possible to stay together doing long distance. Freddie managed to continue his relationship with the beautiful Katie Swade (one of the many Katies from Chicago) despite not seeing her every other weekend like his future 1B roommate Chris “Hachelor” Hachtman. In all seriousness though, Freddie is easily considered one of the nicest and chillest guys in Zahm. Come on down to 1B to meet this cool cat, hear about “the rumble at TBell,” and listen to some wise words of wisdom from Fred-bro like how not to spend your first Zormal. ZAHM HOUSE 18

Joe Brady If there is one thing you should know about Joe Brady, it is that he is a roommate of the highest quality. You will never meet anyone who is so clean, considerate, and respectful of their roommate in your time at Notre Dame. On the rare occasion that he leaves waste in the room, he will spend all day carefully cleaning every inch. Hailing from the streets of the Dirty Jerz, Joe enjoys a nice Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese sandwich after a night out on the town and hitting up all his favorite Notre Dame hotspots: the 1A Ulounge, Room 122, and the Club Rowing Boathouse. When asked what he did this weekend, he replied, “Sorry, I can’t talk, I have rowing practice.” Did I mention that Joe is on the rowing team? Because he is. His athleticism isn’t his only good quality, but his mom also sends him some of the best baked goods you will ever taste in your entire life, and he is an avid GameCube player. He might not beat you, but he will definitely take you on in anything from Super Strikers to Superstar Baseball to Super Smash Bros. Truly a SUPER guy, come on by the 3B common room to hang out with Joe. ZAHM HOUSE 19

Johnathan “Lil’ Jono” Austin

Major: Gender Studies

Be cautious this guy is a Rogue One. Johnathan is lovingly called by Lil’ Jono in the House. On special occasions one may hear Littlest Jono. Take one look and you will know why. You will immediately know where Jono is from when you ask him what USC stands for. His answer: University of South Carolina!! WRONGLIEST. Jono will be residing in 4C next year. If you are looking for him you will find him in his room, with the lights off, being “social.” On the off chance that he is not there, don’t bother looking for him. He will show up. Jono likes spending his time listening to sick beats and explaining why he has friends in Cavanaugh. Don’t worry we all know he is still learning how to talk to girls. If you ever are looking for advice Jono’s your man. Jono did a double after all. ZAHM HOUSE 20

Joe Calce

Major: I’m not sure he even knows yet

Favorite Word: Cogent

The smallest of the four Joes on the fourth floor last year, Calce (pronounced Cal-see or Cal-che, Joe doesn’t even know for sure) has yet to receive an actual name to go by. He comes from Los Angeles in the same way that half of the people at Notre Dame come from Chicago. Don’t worry though, you will see where he lives when he points it out in literally any movie you watch with him. Joe is known for his amazing dance moves and his passion for defenestration. As his future roommate knows too well, he may knock too hard on doors sometimes. Joe’s undying love for his girlfriend who goes to Boulder (wow cool dude) is impressive and annoying at the same time. If you can’t find Joe, don’t worry, he’s in Zahm somewhere- he could be anywhere from the 4B common room, Za, or even in your room skyping his girlfriend. You will probably see Joe wearing his holy half shirt, but don’t let that fool you, you will only find Joe running down the hallways on Friday nights. ZAHM HOUSE 21

Luke Wurl

Major: Physics from MIT, Theo

From: South of Canada

Luke “The Wurl Wind” Wurl was well-endowed with a HUGE appetite for knowledge, unparalleled by any other man of Zahm. Trust me, I frequently saw him and his MASSIVE brain in the study room grinding. I always felt inferior when I compared the size of my workload to his own. Luke is not shy to boast about the size of his brain as he is currently on a full ride scholarship majoring in Theology, might I add for fun. Last year at age 16, the boy wonder graduated top of his class at MIT. Needless to say, he is a Kid Genius with a ginormous brain. Next year the Wurl Wind will be residing in the newly refurbished 3B, with a hotel ceiling compared to the other common rooms. You might be surprised that 3B is a 5 man, smaller than all other common rooms. This is entirely because of the size of Wurl, he needs more space than the average man to store his materials. Although you will feel, and are, inferior to Wurl, stop by and bask in his presence. He will enlighten you on anything and everything and show you a good time. ZAHM HOUSE 22

Patrick "Gateway" Zimmer Hometown: Montana

Pat came to Zahm a humble, country boy and former Little League World Series icon, but quickly threw aside his heritage to become a frat star. He kicked his hometown honey to the curb the Sunday of “Welcome Weekend” to pursue the finer things in life: a degree in engineering and finding a more suitable companion at Holy Cross College, the #3 Holy Cross institution of higher learning in the South Bend area. His hunting instinct from the Montana wilderness stuck with him, though, as he continues to prey on cats all across Michiana. After dropping his engineering major in favor of an Economics degree from the College of Arts and Crafts, Pat took up construction work as a hobby. He was promptly removed from the site when he was found fast asleep on the job. Bob the Builder will be moving from the inaugural Freshman Quad to the crumbling 3B 5-man next year with the hope to keep the ceiling safe from nearby invaders, 3C. His common room will double as a Craig’s List retail store, so if you’re ever looking for a good deal on church pews or 30-year-old unpaired skis, swing by 3B. In all honesty, though, Pat is a great guy and you’d be lucky to call him a friend. Grab a “bayg” of chalk and join this hunk on the climbing wall for a good time ;) ZAHM HOUSE 23

Quinn Klocke

Quinn Klocke, hailing from the frigid tundra of Phoenix, is well- known for his resilience in the cold weather. Watch your step if you see this shredded man thumping around Zahm because the kilo of protein he eats everyday has turned him into an iron-pumping god. Easily one of his best traits are his fantastic hands on the gridiron, never dropping a pass as he helps 2A’s section football team to victory… or something. His athletic ability transcends simple sports that everyone plays (or cares about) like football and translates to the river, where he rows an eight-man boat by himself, all without touching an oar. Outside the athletic world, Quinn is a true ladies man known for having the courage to talk to any girl he sees. All the women fall for this tanned stud, but he is too chivalrous to ever invite them on a date. This non-stop parade of female attention doesn’t stop him from being on top of academics, however, as he finishes all his assignments well before 5 a.m. the night before they’re due. Quinn’s mantra of “Party Never, Study Hard, Sleep Harder, Row Hardest” will be extremely helpful as he continues the 2A 6-man’s notorious reputation next year. If you want some good quality conversation regarding either rowing or irrelevant Phoenix sports teams in the wee hours of the night, look no further than Quinn “My Dad Lived In Keenan” Klocke. ZAHM HOUSE 24

Tom Curran Thomas Curran hails from the frozen tundra of Rochester, New York, which is a small step above the metropolis of Buffalo. Bringing some New York flair with him to Zahm, don’t expect to win many arguments with Tom when it comes to Notre Dame football. Being a legacy and rooming with a football player this past year, it is tough to get a word in edgewise. With enough knowledge of the depth chart that he is more qualified to coach than Brian Kelly, it is unlikely you’ll ever convince him that Cole Luke is good enough to start. If you ever need to find Tom there is a good chance he is either balling up out back with Jalen or slaving away on his work in the 1A U- lounge. Next year Tom will be torn apart from Jalen and will be a part of the 2B 7-man 1B-8 man 1B 7 man 1B 6 man. Although it can be tough to tear Tom away from his phone, he is one of the most outgoing and welcoming guys in Zahm, so study up on the ND secondary and head down to the 1B-8 man to get to know this Zahmbie. Troy Veritzan

Major: MenBROza

From: Under the Long Island, NY Boys and men, I have the honor of introducing you to the third most relevant Troy in Zahm, Troy Veritzan. Hailing from the Big Apple, you might get the impression this kid goes hard, and let me be the first to tell you, this kid goes hard. It only takes a few minutes of watching Troy represent FEAR on the ice rink to see just how fierce and talented he is. The only thing more Northern about Troy than his vast collection of Timbs, which he’ll be sure to talk about whether or not it’s relevant, is his passion of the ice cold Rocky Mountains. While he’s never made the trip out to the Rockies, Troy can usually be found in his room avoiding all distractions as he tries to make himself one with the mountains. Having been declared Zahm’s honorary father-figure, Troy is always in the mood to sit down and talk about his feelings, and his balding head will make it seem like you’re talking to your dad anyways. While Troy knows the words to every Taylor Swift song and the scenes to every music video by heart, he also enjoys heavy rap, repairing other people’s doors, staying relaxed while showing off his ping pong skills, FaceTiming his “alleged” hometown honey, and maintaining his social life while staying in to finish homework due in three weeks on any given weekend night.

Feel free to find Troy cheering on his favorite New York sports teams (the New York Rangers, the New York Knicks, the New York Yankees, and the Dallas Cowboys) in the 2B 8-man. William O’Hara

Major: Horticulture

Minors: Squirrel Taming, Tree Planting

4B5 member and Jacksonville resident William “Shaggy” O’Hara can be found assisting with landscaping efforts on North Quad and in his beloved Zahm House. He even donated a tree to fellow Zahmbie Andrew Moccio—affectionately naming the tree “Alfonso” and giving said Zahm resident plenty of nutrients for the tree. He will not be found at Zormal, however—Will has a fear of all things formal (his Sanuks and scraggly beard can attest to this fact). When he’s not playing videogames or laying on the worst couch in 4B, Will can be found on the dancefloor, overdoing it on “the shimmy” and “the shake.” Will is following in the remarkably clean footsteps of Harry and Andy in the spotless 4B5 double, and like his predecessors, Will rarely dons shoes or a shirt. Catch Will’s awesome tattoo—and no, it’s not the one you think—when he’s heading to the showers or up to the typical fourth floor shenanigans. If you ever want to discuss proper shimmy and shake technique, the peculiarity of Florida, Smiddicks and other aspects of Irish culture, or the beauty of the wishing well, Will is your man. (Fun fact: Will is more Irish than fellow fourth floor residents Luke and Sam MacGinty due to the O’ in front of his real last name, Hara). Go ahead and visit Will in the 4B5--you’ll be sure to get a “There ya go, bud” and an affirmative head nod. Stuff to Think About 10 Rules for Success Our words are buttressed by our deeds, and our deeds are inspired by our convictions. 1. Never eat alone. - Fr. Ted Hesburgh, C.S.C. 2. Find a quiet place. 3. Be proud of your family, your heritage, and who you are. Notre Dame is full of ordinary people who do 4. Don’t be afraid to let people get to extraordinary things. know you. - 5. Get active early. 6. Don’t confuse your self-worth with I think the world would be a much better place your GPA. if people adhered to the golden rules of Notre 7. Don’t settle for your present group of Dame. friends. (A Zahm Man) - Regis Philbin 8. Study, pray, socialize and serve. 9. Listen to the stories of upperclassmen I’ve been ready for this my whole life. and alumni. - Rudy 10. Learn the names of all your brother Zahmbies.

Songs to Permanently Engrain in Your Memory

Notre Dame, Our Mother The Victory March Hooked On A Feeling (The Alma Mater) by Blue Swede Rally sons of Notre Dame, Sing her glory and sound her fame. Notre Dame, Our Mother, Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga Tender, strong, and true, Raise her Gold and Blue, Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga Proudly in the heavens, And cheer with voices true, Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga Gleams thy Gold and Blue. Rah, rah for Notre Dame. Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga Glory’s mantle cloaks thee, We will fight in ev’ry game, Golden is thy fame, Strong of heart and true to her And our hearts forever, name. I can't stop this feeling Praise thee Notre Dame, We will ne’er forget her, Deep inside of me And our hearts forever, And we’ll cheer her ever, Girl, you just don't realize Love thee Notre Dame. Loyal to Notre Dame. What you do to me Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame, Wake up the echoes cheering her When you hold me name. In your arms so tight Send a volley cheer on high, You let me know Shake down the thunder from the sky. What though the odds be great or Everything's all right small, Old Notre Dame will win over all, I'm hooked on a feeling While her loyal sons are marching, I'm high on believing Onward to Victory. That you're in love with me ZAHM HOUSE 26

Some Nuts and Bolts

Getting a Job on Campus:

There are lots of jobs for students on campus, some even in the House. You might need to do some legwork to find one, but if you search hard enough you will be able to get one (go to: http://studentemployment.nd.edu/). If you plan on getting a job, you need to be able to fill out the appropriate paperwork.

Direct Deposit (http://controller.nd.edu/assets/89267/direct_deposit_form_v9.pdf): The University only pays students via Direct Deposit. To set up direct deposit you will need to have a voided personal check so they can set up the information correctly. If you don’t have a checking account, no problem. You can set one up with First Source Bank that is conveniently located in the basement of LaFortune Student Center or at the Notre Dame Federal Credit union located just off campus. You only need $5 to set up an account.

I-9 Employment Eligibility Form (http://www.uscis.gov/files/form/i-9.pdf): You will also need to be able to fill out an I-9 Form. For this one you have to show the ORIGINAL documents IN PERSON – check it out on the web. A lot of guys have their pay held up while they wait for Mom and Dad to send forms to them in the mail. When filling out this form make sure you use your campus address.

W-4andWH-4Forms (http://controller.nd.edu/assets/91400/fw4_current.pdf) and (http://controller.nd.edu/assets/89283/wh_4.pdf): You got to give your fair share to Uncle Sam. You can have Mom and Dad help you with this one before you even get to campus if you like.

Your Involvement

Being part of a community means more than living in a shared space. We hope that all members of our community will become active in the House. Nothing happens here without people giving of their time and energies for Zahm activities.

Zahm Banner

Zahm displays a100’ by 25’ banner on the North Quad side of our building each and every football weekend.It takes a lot of manpower to hoist the banner to the fourth floor, but it really is something we are proud of. Visitors to campus regularly come to the North Quad to take their pictures in front of the famous “Here Come the Irish” banner. Be prepared to help out on a Thursday afternoons and Sunday afternoons. We often have a cookout or another social activity to coincide with the banner raising. A picture of the old banner is to the left. ZAHM HOUSE 27

Mass in Zahm

All Zahm men are encouraged to participate in the House's religious activities as they feel comfortable. Our beautiful St. Albert the Great Chapel is always open to Zahmbies for prayer and reflection. On Sundays during term time, we celebrate Mass together at 10 pm. The men of the House, of course, serve as cantors, Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion, musicians, readers, servers, and singers. Mass is also celebrated at 10 pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and. Other liturgical celebrations of the sacraments and devotionals take place throughout the academic year, such as the Sacrament of Reconciliation, and the Stations of the Cross.

Zahm Militant

Zahm Militant is a faith-based fellowship intended to help residents grow as men of God. We strive to grow in Godliness by way of regular participation in the Eucharist and in fellowship activities through which we encourage one another on the journey. We also seek to grow through activities that teach us essential skills for an adult male and homilies that call us to the practice of the virtues. These two elements are drawn together by occasional speakers who come to as share how they strive to grow in faith while living in the world today.

Where does the name come from? In part it is taken from an article that describes the Zahm House namesake, Fr. John Zahm, C.S.C., as a "gentle priest" with a "heroic militancy for Christ." It also reflects the reality that becoming a man of God is not something that just happens on its own; it is something about which one must be attentive and diligent.

All men of Zahm are welcome to participate in Zahm Militant events. As we begin a new year, we will be formulating a new schedule for prayer, worship and reflection. Other meetings and events will be scheduled and announced as is appropriate for the nature of the event (e.g., Habitat for Humanity build, lesson in wood chopping, knowing your way around a car, etc.). Militant hosts the annual weekend retreat each year, as well. Typically, it takes place Friday through Sunday before the start of the Spring Semester. ZAHM HOUSE 28

House Weekend Retreat

For the past few years. many men return early from Christmas break for the our annual weekend retreat at Potato Creek State Park in North Liberty, IN (about a half hour from Zahm). Although the theme of the retreat changes yearly, it always has something to do with being a man of God. Frs. Gary and Greg will work with the coordinators of Zahm Militant to plan and run the retreat. Besides various talks, discussions, prayer experiences, meals, and other planned activities, there is plenty of free time to enjoy Potato Creek and to socialize. Zahm retreatants stay in well-furnished cabins in the State Park (8 men per cabin), which include living rooms, kitchens, dining rooms, bedrooms, bathrooms, wood stoves, and screened porches.  Look out during the first semester for an email with details about this year’s retreat.

Service

The men of Zahm are especially known at Notre Dame for their service to the University and the community. The House enjoys on-going partnerships with several service providers, including the Robinson Community Learning Center, /the Holy Cross Missions, the Starlight Children's Foundation, The South Bend Catholic Worker, and the South Bend Medical Foundation.

Among many service projects, the House has hosted bowling and Halloween parties for children served by the Starlight Children's Foundation, tutors and serves as big brothers to children at the Robinson Community Learning Center, contributes generously to Bengal Bouts for the Holy Cross Missions in Bangladesh, sponsors the largest blood drive on-campus for the South Bend Medical Foundation, and helps to build houses for Habitat for Humanity. One of the House's major events--entirely planned and run by Zahmbies--is the Zahm Spring Carnival, which brings hundreds of children who suffer from chronic illnesses or who live in deprived areas of Michiana to Notre Dame's North Quad for a day of fun. The Carnival includes inflatable bouncy houses and slides, a petting zoo, face painting, an ND Fire Department fire truck and firemen, putt-putt golf, wiffle ball, jugglers, cornhole, a dunk tank, popcorn, slushies, cotton candy, and plenty of real food. Top 20 Things to Know About ND and Zahm House:

20. Living in Zahm is a once in a lifetime experience; show off all the talents you have and make the most of it.

19. Two of the best events on campus are Bengal Bouts and Bookstore Basketball —as long as you get knocked out early.

18. Eventually, we all consider being a business major.

17. : Fifty feet away in distance, 1,000,000 miles away in everything that counts.

16. If you’re going to steal from the dining hall, never say it’s for a school project.

15. Don’t sell your soul to the bookstore.

14. Za every night will add more than the Freshmen 15…oh well, the money goes to charity.

13. Meet as many girls in the first few weeks as you can. They want you to talk to them, trust us.

12. Never feel forced to walk a Smick home. There’s always the shuttle.

11. Beware of the Midnight Maid.

10. Call Notre Dame women “Smicks” only if you don’t like them or want to be disfigured.

9. 2500 pounds of anything will almost always get you in trouble.

8. Zahm Sports—there’s nothing better than cheering on the Rabid Bats, Fear, or Pain except maybe taunting their opponents until they cry.

7. Go to every dance to which you’re invited. Even if you don’t like your date, there is guaranteed to be at least one hottie there with a loser date that can’t dance. 6. Foreign Sausage should never be eaten or brought to Zahm. EVER

5. Get involved in Student Activities — run for Student Body President, seriously.

4. Don’t be afraid to laugh, especially at yourself.

3. Sleep is an overrated commodity.

2. Football is the essence of life. Tailgaters make the games even better.

1. REAL MEN WEAR RED ZAHM HOUSE 30 The Zahmbie Glossary

In the pages that follow you’ll find an insider’s guide to just about every bit of Notre Dame Vocabulary you need to know. Commit these to memory, there will be a test.

Fr. Jenkins The beloved President of Notre Dame.

The Dome You live under it. There’s no better place to be.

Brian Kelly If you don’t know who he is, why did you get a copy of this book?

Touchdown Jesus The Library’s divine referee.

The Rock Athletic facility and gym on South Quad that bears the name of Notre Dame’s Godfather: .

Rolfs Awesome athletic complex on the east side of campus. It’s top notch facilities make up for its lack of tradition. Play there now; it’ soon to be the varsity basketball building.

O’Shag O’Shaughnessy Hall, home of Arts and Leisure majors, where classes are held for lack of a better place.

Domer ND students...term often used by SMCers when their dates don’t return from the bathroom.

du Lac The name of the Notre Dame Student Handbook; it does wonders for evening out your unbalanced TV stand.

Stonehenge Awesome fountain on North Quad; AKA the peace memorial.

CoMo The Coleman Morse Center, home to Campus Ministry and the First Year of Studies office. Free popcorn and cokes are gone, but there is still a really nice, million dollar marble fountain.

Parietals ND’s rules for boy-girl slumber parties.

IGNATS The moose head that once again hangs in the basement. Currently holds the record for “Most Cavanaughties Kissed.”

Bookstore Basketball The largest 5 vs 5 single elimination Basketball Tourney in the world played in the spring all over campus. ZAHM HOUSE 31

Rabid Bats Zahm’s very own Interhall, full-contact football team.

FEAR Zahm’s Ice Hockey Team.

PAIN Zahm’s Lacrosse Team.

The Huddle A small convenience store in LaFortune that sells everything from nail clippers to Lunchables for little more than 3 times the regular price. Shuttle Runs to and from SMC. A cheap way to get downtown...if you can figure out the schedule. Dogbook Freshman Student Directory, used for finding out who is worth calling… if you find someone who doesn’t need a collar.

The Jack The Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center (J.A.C.C). Two huge humps that account for 2 of the 4 on campus.

Stepan The crazy looking geodesic dome on the north side of campus that leaks and is seriously held together with duct tape. Home to chem. exams and basketball. Yeah, it counts as a hump, too.

Foreign Sausage Absolutely not.

’Roni Za Zahm’s own satisfier of late night hunger, prepared nightly in the basement.

B.P. Breen-Phillips Hall, women’s dorm across North Quad.

Cavanaugh Our lovely sister dorm, located right next door. Huge Zahm enthusiasts.

Farley Women’s dorm just across North Quad. The absolute Finest ND has to offer. Just ask them!

P.E. Often called Physical Education, or here Pasquerilla East, another women’s dorm.

P-Dub Pasquerilla West, closer to Zahm. Lewis A women’s dorm just west of Zahm. Be sure to pronounce both syllables clearly or you have... ZAHM HOUSE 32

Ly-Ly Lyons Hall, a woman’s dorm on South Quad, whose residents tend to frequently visit Zahm.

Freshman 15 The direct result of increased consumption and decreased activity, often causing cellulite deposits on one’s stomach and thighs. Not just a girl thing; ask Luigi in 4B.

North Quad Quad that is the home to Zahm and all of its minion dorms.

Flex Points They give you $400 a semester to make up for 7 meals a week. Yeah it’s crappy math, but at least now you can buy like 2467652 Q-dogs with monopoly money. South Quad Go there for better food, not better people. Mod Quad The “East Quad” with the towers and some other dorms that don’t really matter. God Quad One of the most picturesque places in the world! West Quad Farther south and not as far west as South Quad. The high-class “mama’s boy” dorms where the children of benefactors get "randomly" placed each year. Torquemada Hallowed tradition of the House. Q-Dogs What better way for the Huddle to get rid of yesterday’s hotdogs than to sell them to us for a quarter? USC, OSU, Michigan, etc. Schools never to be mentioned unless proceeded by, “I hate…” Better learn to hate them early. Club Hes The 14-story library that houses hours of fun; Club Hes was named after our beloved President Emeritus who served ND as president for 35 years.

Challey A super chill set of singles that lie above the chapel on every floor. Short for Chapel Alley.

5-man A place for social gatherings and the complete and utter wasting away of time. Only Zahm has them, probably because we’re better than everyone else. Also, the main reason for all the freshman drama at room picks.

8-man Oh excuse me, forgot they’re “House Commons” now. R.I.P.!

Terrence He’s a ladies tree.

SMCer Pronounced, “Smicker”. The name given to St. Mary’s chicks. Call an ND girl a SMCer only if you want a severe beating. ZAHM HOUSE 33

Room Picks The process by which returning House members select their rooms for the upcoming year. For freshman this can include much heartbreak and many closed-door meetings. First Year Experience New course that replaces Contemporary Topics and Phys. Ed. – Notre Dame graduates will now drown at unprecedented rates for the first time in history.

Midnight Maid She comes in at like 3 a.m. and makes so much noise, you’d think there was a tornado coming. Just learn to deal with her.

LaFun AKA, LaFortune Student Center. It has everything you need.

Out like , , , A closing farewell for Zahm e-mails.

Zahm Independence Day March 29th, a glorious revolution. “Give me liberty or give me death!”

Rock It Don’t tuck it.

Conor Murphy Lounge 1st floor study lounge.

Seuh A Zahm farewell.

Zahmbie Look in the mirror – we are proud to call you brother.

The front entry of Zahm as seen from our small quad shared with Cavanaugh. Zahm and Cavanaugh pre-date North Quad and were built with their main doors entrances facing each other and their entrances oriented toward the Main Building. You’ll enter and leave many times from these doors.

We hope we’ve answered most of your questions, but if you have any questions left, or just want to hear more about what Zahm is all about, feel free to contact any of us via e-mail or phone.