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VOL. XVII, NO. 124 tht: imkpt:ndt:nt student nnvspapt:r serving notre Jamt: and saint mary's WEDNESDAY, APRIL6, 1983 Satellite trouble mars space shuttle mission CAPE CANAVERAL, fla. (AP) - Columbia. The world's biggest and costliest Musgrave was eager to get on with communications satellite, launched the day's work. "We're going to with fanfare from the space shuttle come out of the chute running Challenger, traveled a misshapen or­ hard," he said. bit yesterday as experts on the Weitz and Bobko fired Challen· ground tried to improvise ways to ger's engines twice to begin a series salvage it. They voiced hope for of four course-changing maneuvers success. to meet a phantom target' in space. The new shuttle, meanwhile, was The exercise was a rehearsal for coasting like a seasoned traveler later flights when astronauts will around the earth. Its astronauts, chase down satellites to service or quietly busy with metals processing repair them. and other scientific experiments, The astronauts' next big day is wondered if they had anything to do tomorrow when Musgrave and with the satellite's problems. Peterson climb into space suits and "We don't really have a story for walk out into the airless void of the you," said Mission Control. "We'll open cargo bay. The two mission probably be talking a lot about that specialists will spend today check· post-flight." ing out the suits which malfunc­ Plans were to use the satellite's tioned before a scheduled space nozzles and the fuel it carries for walk on the last shuttle flight. small course corrections, to propel What had been a perfect satellite Astociatcd Press the satellite into its proper 22,300- deployment just before midnight The space shuttle Challenger heads skyward af complications, NASA offictals feel secure that the mile-high orbit. turned sour five and a half hours ter a perfect launch from the Kennedy space cen­ mission will be successful. See story at left. The makers of the satellite and the later when a firing of an attached ter Monday afternoon. Although there have been rocket were meeting with NASA en­ booster rocket ended 20 or 30 gineers to decide when and how to seconds early. The satellite, instea of do that. The decision could take hovering over one spot along the Last night's meeting days. equator, 22,300 miles high, tubed Much was riding on overcoming into a 14,000 to 22,000 mile egg· the problems with the 2. 5-ton, n 00 shaped path. HPC defeats coed dorm proposal million Tracking and Data Relay At that orbit, it could perform its Satellite, which is needed urgently intended functions some of the time, By MIKE KRISKO enjoy the freedom and privacy of tion" for those who want co-ed both for · defense purposes and but not all of them always. News Staff living in a girl's dorm." dorms. future missions of the shuttle. With­ Space agency officials planned Stanford Hall President Joseph Holy Cross President Chris out TDRS, a spacelab flight in Sep­ some time during the next few days A proposal to make Stanford and Lynch reported that a survey within Tayback warned about radical tember is practically an to use the satellite's small steering Keenan Halls into a co-residential the dorm has shown that residents proposals such as dorms being co-ed impossibility. jets to guide the payload close to its complex failed to gain the endorse­ are in favor of the move by a 2·1 mar­ by floor, section, or by rooms. "If Challenger commander Paul ). intended orbit. ment of the HPC at last night's gin. we're going to propose something, it Weitz and his crewmen, pilot Karol Robert Aller, NASA's program meetng. The council next questioned should be conservative enough to at ). Bobko and mission specialists manager for the satellite, said it Student Senate Resoluton 118, whether the proposal is really in least have a minute chance of pas­ Story Musgrave and Donald H. Peter· carried 1,300 pounds ofhydrazine, a which proposes that the men of favor of co-ed dorms. Flanner Co­ sing," he said. son, who had ejected the satellite propellant produced by the chemi­ Stanford be moved to Farley Hall President Jack Seiler felt that it The author ofthe resolution, Greg from their cargo bay late Monday, cal reaction of chlorine, caustic soda received a majority of votes ( 14 for, would not actually be creating a co­ Miller, supported the proposal by were asleep when the trouble and ammonia. 10 against), but failed to reach the ed dorm because Keenan and Stan· remindng that particpaton wouuld began. They t were in the second day "We feel that with several two-thirds majority needed for the ford are seperate dorms. "It's a lot of be voluntary and that privacy would of the ship's five-day inaugural flight. hundred pounds of the hydrazine councl's endorsement. hustle for nothing,"he said. not be violated. "The point of the system we can significantly correct HPC Chairmen Mike McAuliffe, Badin Hall President Dorthy thing is that only common space, . "The Challenger is operating near the orbit to be near presiding over the laSt meeting of his David called it "a way of pacifica- see CO-ED,page 5 flawlessly," said flight director geosynchronous," he said. term, by asking the views of the halls Randy Stone at a morning briefing. When a spacecraft is 22,300 miles involved in the issue. "The crew is feeling fine." high over the equator, its orbital Farley Hall President Kelly There was no indication that the speed matches the spin of Earth, Fitzgerald firmly opposed the New SU director calls astronauts suffered from the space making it appear _to be stationary proposal stating that the girls in the sickness that plagued others on the over that spot. The term for that is dorm are "used to the place and the five flights of the first shuttle, geosynchronization. people who run it." She added, "We for increases in staff

By CECILIA LUCERO committees it would be beneficial Over 40 percent of vote StaffReporter for us." One possible project for next year Increasing the staffs of individual is re-establishing Chautauqua as an Father Fitz named Senior Fellow Student Union commissions for undergraduate club. Drouillard said more effective undertaking of the idea is a brainstorm of Pete Ciot­ By KEVIN BINGER the Gospel, you find your own flesh proposed activities is among the ta, who will take part in the manage­ News Staff and blood ways to do that. You use major objectives of newly-elected ment of Chautauqua. Chautauqua your own personal gifts." Student Union Director Dave Director Ralph Caroline adds that al­ Father John Fitzgerald was Senior Class President Mark Mai Drouillard. though some changes in manage­ elected this year's Senior Fellow in feels that Fitzgerald's most valuable Drouillard inducted his new com­ ment procedures are necessary, last Wednesday's balloting, receiv­ gift is his openness. "He's an excep­ missioners last Thursday evening at little alteration in the format of ing just over 40 percent of the vote, tional individual just to talk to. He's the Student Union office. He presentations will be required. according to Senior Class Secretary someone who has affected our lives familiarized them with office Services Commissioner Mark Sean Maloney. here, and I guess a lot of the seniors procedures and outlined several Rolfes mentioned the possibility of Maloney feels this is especially ap· feel that way." projects for the upcoming year. opening a campus T-shirt shop propriate because "Fitz" is leaving "He's a very personable guy," said Drouillard said that the staffs of in­ which could draw business from after this year to pursue a ministry Maloney. "He really brings religion dividual commissions would be in­ residence halls and clubs. among the poor. to life." creased to relieve commissioners of In addition, Drouillard said that a "It's nice; a lot of us have known "This is really awkward to 'talk doing all the planning and legwork more efficient book exchange him since we were freshmen," said about yourself in a flattering way," by themselves. program also would be organized. :\olaloney. "He's been with us for all said Fitzgerald. "I guess I'm vain "I think it would be more efficient four years and now he's leaving with enough to be thrilled about this. I'm if we could have more people put­ The other Student Union commis­ us." Father john Fitzgerald, C.S.C. especially honored because I'm ting insight and ideas in through a sioners for 1983-84 are Bob Bondi, "I'm very flattered," said moving on with the seniors this year staff," Drouillard said. "A good place comptroller; Ann Pillepich, Fitzgerald, one of nine nominees. of Campus Ministry, which works to to bigger, if not better, things." to look for that might be former hall publicity; Ed Konrady, concerts; "I'm especially honored to be in­ maintain a healthy Christian com· "I think the best advice I ever presidents who don't want to run Mary Jane Costello, movies; Mary cluded with the other people who munity here. He coordinates the heard was what St. Paul said to the this year, or people in the dorms on Easterday, public relations; Mary have been nominated, people who ministry in the dorms, retreats, mar­ Romans: 'Be happy with those who the councils. Social life on campus is Stevens, cultural arts; Laurene J have really touched others here at riage preparation and counseling. are rejoicing and mourn with those generated within the dorms, so I Powers, social commissioner; and Notre Dame." "I try to bring people to God," said who are grieving.' In my own way think if we draw some of those good Mary Margaret Schmid, academic Fitzgerald is the associate director Fit.zgerald. "If you want to promote this is what I've tried to do here." people out and have them on our commissioner.

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A seminar on hunger will be conducted today at 7 p.m. in the Center for Social Concerns. Todd Dietterle, Midwest Taking responsibility coordinator of Bread for the World, the largest hunger lobbying group in the , will speak. Dietterle will give an overview of the hunger problem and explain the work of the orgainzation as a A controversial incidt:nt in a Florida bar ovt:r spring prelude to the Bread for the World Seminar, to be held at break spurrt:d additional controversy here last week. Moreau Seminary on April 30. - The Observer The participation of Morrissey senior Tim Schier! in a Margaret Fosmoe "Wt:t Willie" contest at a Fort Lauderdale bar - Tht: Button -was called to tht: attention of the Notre Dame Managing Editor Administration. For days rumors abounded that the stu­ dent would be expelled. Last Tuesday, Dean of Students Inside Wednesday and Katie Schirger The ticket of Susie Miller James Roemer ended speculation when he optt:d to ac­ narrowly defeated Shiela Whalen ?.nd Paula Ballantine for president cept a four-point proposal submitted by six of Schit:rl's and vice-president of McCandless Hall at Saint Mary's. In a runoff friends rather than dismissing tht: senior. shame that the students had to abandon thost: teachings held before Easter break, Miller and Schirger captured 53 percent of Schierl allegedly dressed in Irish regalia and body before learning that lesson. the vote in a turnout described as "very bad, but expected" by Elec­ paint and stripped on stage at the bar. The stunt was one The charge of administrative estrangement in terms tions Commissioner Monica Gugle. Voting discrepancies caused the of a series of games in a contest sponsored by The But- of disciplinary action is often heard. In this case, an ex- entire primary election to be repeated on Monday, March 30, and ton. The contest involved contingents from Notre trt:mely bad situation was handled admirably by both Gugle said that all of the election confusion probably led to the poor Dame and four other univt:rsities. the students and the Administration. Roemer acted cor- turnout. - The Observer The incident raised a furor on campus. More than rectly in asserting that punishment was in order~ More once the opinion was expressed that the Administra- importantly, he went to the students themselves to get tion "couldn't" take disciplinary action against Schierl the facts and make a judgmt:nt. He showed flexibility in because it's authority "shouldn't" extt:nd to behavior allowing Schierl's friend~ to make their case and present exhibited away from school. ,------. an acceptable proposal. The Off-Campus Commissioner for the 1983-84 school year is Randy Hill, a junior from Bath, New York. In The controversy raises Finally, the facts of the case elections held before Easter, Hill received 24 votes to defeat Pat serious questions about a were made known to the DePace, who received eight. - The Observer student's obligations to his ~- public when nearly 200 university. \, r ~. people crowded into the In the effort to win the 1""-t.. __,. Morrissey chapel to hear contest for the Notre Dame \,_ fltef i both sides. The 's Academic contingent, SchierI blatantly ~- _ The effects of the bar inci- Council has chosen five faculty members and one student member identified himself as a Notre JVr dent do not end with to comprise the Review Committee for the Provost. A formal five­ Dame student. In esst:nce, \..I~ 1"\ 7 Roemer's action. The ques- year review of the provost position is mandated by the University's he set himsdf up as a rt:pre- 1101fe IJQ~ • tions of morality and obliga- Academic Manual. Members of the committee are Father Thomas E. sentative of the University. tion remain. Schier! was Blantz, chairman and associate professor of history; Fernand Dutile, And his actions, in turn, r probably not the only Notre professor of law; Morton Fuchs, professor ofbiology and chairman of reflected upon Notre Dame - Dame student to behave in the Department of Microbiology; Michael R. Smith, College of Arts and Letters; Lee Tavis, Smith professor of business administration as ~:t;~~~er how we try to --Jir ~ )r r <~~ ~~~~k~ ~:n::: ~~:~n~h:;~~~ and professor of finance, and Kwang-Tzu Yang, professor of avoid it, our actions afft:ct ' ..:.... who got caught. aerospace and mecnanical engineering. The work ofthe Committee how others view us and the - ~ The incident did serve a is expected to be completed by the beginning of the 1983-84 groups - whether family, '\.-{ ( , , ~'-1- useful purpose in testing the academic year. - The Observer team, cl•ib, church or uni- strength of Notre Dame's versity - with which we are foundation of Christian associated. A member has an inherent obligation in any ideals. It also proved that communication and com­ organization to accept responsibility for his actions in promise do work. in an international· anti-nuclear Key documents regard to that group. We should see more such efforts between the stu­ weapons initiative undertaken by scientists and religious leaders The situation perhaps would have been different if dent body and the Administration. After Roemer made have been translated into nine languages. Last September in Rome Schierl's behavior retlected only upon himself. But The his decision, the students seemed to take a certain satis­ 55 scientists from the East and West signed a "Declaration on Button "advertised that the schools would be compet· faction in being included in that decision. In the end, Prevention of Nuclear War" at a meeting held under the auspices of ing" in the contest, according to one ofSchierl's friends. the incident pullt:d tht: Notre Dame community togeth­ the Pontifical Academy of Sciences. This January in Vienna, 11 The lt:tter Schit:rl's friends sent to Roemer men­ er afier threatening to tear it apart. religious leaders from six faith traditions endorsed the stand of the tioned the "anything goes" atmospht:re and the scientists in issuing their own statement decrying nuclear weapons. "intense rivalry" in the bar that night. Apparently, group Both statements have been translated into Arabic, French, German, pressu~re and foolish pride caused the student to aban­ Observer note ____--. Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Malay, Spanish and Thai at the University of don his better judgment in regard to gaining honors for Notre Dame, whose president, Father Theodore M. Hesburgh, is a his school. leader in the initiative. - The Observer Schier! displayt:d maturity in admitting his error and The views expressed in the Inside column are accepting responsibility for his actions. The support of the views of the author, and do not necessarily his friends through the ordeal was certainly admirable. reflect the views of the editorial board or staff Senior marketing student Margaret McCarthy Ironically, the behavior the students have exhibited received the Donald). Thorman Memorial Scholarship to the Direct since returning seems to indicate that Notre Dame's Marketing Educational Foundation's expense-paid Collegiate In­ teachings really do work when put into practict:. It's a stitute Program which began Monday and will run through Saturday. McCarthy, from West Allis, Wis., is a marketing major in Notre Dame's College of Business Administration. She has been employed The~ Observer as assistant manager for a toy company, and held a telemarketing position with a lawn care service company. This memorial fund was established in 1978 to honor the memory of Donald ). Thorman, Tht: Day After Dyngus editor and publisher of The National Catholic Reporter. - The Ob­ Applications are available for

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According to Kantowicz, an .·1h, spring .u•ben a young 11Uf11'.~ associate professor of history at Carlton University, Canada, George tboup,bts tut'n to Bookstore! Cardinal Mundelein's 23 years as archbishop of Chicago "servt: as a case study of the kind of episcopal leadership which shaped the twentieth ct:ntury Catholic experience." Kantowicz compares Mun­ delein with thost: "American-born but Roman-trained" Church leaders like Cardinals O'Connell of Boston, Dougherty of Philadel­ The Observer 1USPS 598 920t " phia, Glennon of St. Louis and Spellman of New York, who "set the pcbl1shed Monday throuqh Fr~dd y nnd tone for the American Church in tht: first half of this century." Cor· on home football Saturdd ys exec'"' poration Sole is the 1981 winner of the manuscript competition !(>r dur1ng exarn and Vd(.d.IHJn pf•rrdd5 The Observer 15 published by thr: studenb the Notre Dame Studies in Catholicism series, sponosort:d by the of Notre Da•ne and Sa•nt Mdry s c,, University's Charles and Margaret Hall Cushwa Center for the Study lege Subswpt•ons ·nay De pure haspcJ of American Catholicism. - The Observer for $25 per year 1S t5 P''' se•nestPrl ny wnt1ng The Observer P 0 Bux 0 They can be picked up in the Notre Dame lnd•ana 46556 I The Observer ,, a ·ne•nbPr , •f The Associated Press All rcpr~ ll1ut IILHI Student Activities office today. with a chance of showers. Cloudy and cool r~ghts are reserved High will be in the mid 40s. Partly cloudy tomorrow with high in the Second c tass pustage Pdld ar Nulre march 29, 30,31 mid 40s. - The Obserl'er Dame tna1ana 46556 The Observer Wednesday, April 6, 1983 - page 3 On Good Friday Students march for peace ByJEFF HARRINGTON group walked to six other "stations" even the Way of the Cross as" com­ Assistant News Editor on campus: the Radiation Research monly celebrated is not part of the Laboratory, the Fitzpatrick Hall of traditional Good Friday liturgy." About 120 people joined in a Engineering, the Hurley Business Ross said that although he had procession around the Notre Dame Building, the flag pole adjacent to heard of groups throughout the campus as part of the "Way of the the Law School, the ROTC Building, country holding a "way of the Non-Violent Cross" celebration last and the Grotto. nuclear cross," the procession he.ld Friday afternoon. According to Ross, the stops were at Notre Dame was different. "We wanted to dramatize the fact chosen since they represent poten­ "It was just planned in an informal that through violent ways Christ still tial areas of violence in society - fashion," he said. "I can't tell dies," said Joe Ross, a local Holy from nuclear war (the Radiation whether it will happen next year. It Cross seminarian who conceived Laboratory) to the immoral uses of would be nice if there would be no the idea. ''We intended to celebrate science (the Engineering Building) weapons and no need (for a non- a meaningful Good Friday." to economic systems dependent violent way of the cross)." · A group of eight seminarians fn,Jm upon military spending (the Busi­ Urging a renewal during the Eas­ Moreau planned the event to ness Building). ter season, Ross said that Christians "emphasize the call for everybody to "We have expn:ssed our desire "must begin to disarm, and not juM seek non-violent ways - to show for power by embracing violence as to disarm the weapons, but to dis­ their commitment to peace," said the means of ddending our country arm (their) hearts as well. This seminarian Bill Miscamble, one of - our way of life." said Ross. "Parts 'personal disarmament' of which

• the organizers of the procession. of this University and all of human Paul VI spoke, must begin with The Oh!'~crver/Scotl Bower Miscamhle noted his surprise society are touched by this huge sys­ prayer." Hotv Cross seminarian joe Ross leads tbe "Way of tbe Non­ with the healthy turnout. "The event tem of destruction." Violent Cross" procession across campus last Fridav. Tbe group of was not organized with expecta­ Ross said that the procession Noting his uncertainty that a non­ 120 students u·as protesting violence in society. See story at left. tions of a large crowd. We just represented a unique type of Easter violent procession will become an wanted to present an opportunity celebration. "Good Friday is so rich annual event, Ross expressed his for people to pray," he said. that we wanted to present some­ desire that "the fruits that come Meeting at the Memorial (East) thing liturgically that is different from prayer - I would hope those t iKnigltts of tltt Q!astlt Door of Sacred Heart Church, the from Sacred Heart. Technically, things happen." - Haircut Shampoo Blowdry .Legal and moral aspects & Condition Reg. $15 NOW $8.50 with coupon

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ffiichael Fahey at halt pay phone fraud By CATHY PAX method to finance the call. In such ovetlOO staff, alum, students sold Staff Reporter cases, Page suggests that students & bill the call to their own billing num­ Call237-4052 one pe1custome1 Penny-pinching students who at· ber or to their family's telephone tempt to call a friend long distance credit card number. The caller also ...... coupon ...... from a pay phone and bill the call to could bill the call to another third their home number may be forced party whom the operator could then to pay the charges themselves attempt to contact. Edmund and Eve~vn Stephan thanks to a new Indiana Bell policy. The policy has changed as a result Since April 1, third-person billing of frequent fraud associated with the ministration ~the university. N.D. Student Union presents from a coin-operated phone is pos­ system. In 1982, Indiana Bell lost Evelyn Stephan has been at her a week of sible only if an operator can contact 5584,000 because of fraudulent husband's side throughout the the third party and verity accep· third-party calls. This figure includes progress and says that sharing in her tance of the charges, said Tony Page, third-party calls made from home husband's work and the growth of WAR MOVIES an employee of Indiana Bell's public and business phones; Page believes, Notre Dame has been "a wonderful April 5-9 relations department. however, that the changed policy, experience." If the charges are refused or the which applies only to pay phones, Stephan adds that Evelyn has not operator receives no answer, the will diminish this figure considerab· only offered her enthusiasm con­ thrifty student must find an alternate ly. tinually throughout his projects, but Tuesday ... Bridge Over the has also "contributed valuable in­ River Quai sight to such issues as coeducation at Notre Dame." Wednesday ... Patton Attention COTH Majors Hesburgh considers the contribu­ Thursday ... Tora Tora Tora tion of Edmund and Evelyn Stephan & Intended Majors!!! to higher Catholic American educa­ Friday ... Guns of Navarone Preregistration for ALL Majors and intended tion a unique "team effort." "The two have served the Univer­ Saturday ... Apocalypse Now majors will take place in the loft of O'Shag sity as a gracious and effective Hall on Monday April11, Tuesday April12, & team," he says. "One cannot think of Wednesday April13. Please make an one without the other." All nights at 7:00 & 10:15 appointment with your advisor for counseling The American counterpart of the Engineering Aud. $1 BEFORE registering for classes. "Golden Rose," a papal honor antedating the 11th century, the Laetare Medal was conceived in 1883 by Professor James Edwards. The medal consists of a solid gold disc suspended from a gold bar which bears the inscription "Laetare PITTSBURGH CLUB Medal:" In a border surrounding the disc are the words, "Magna est Mandatory meeting for all those interested in veritas et prevalevit (Truth is mighty and will prevail)." becoming next year's officers or helping out. Everyone welcome. Discussion on election · Among others to receive the rules. Wednesday, April6 (tonight) 7pm Medal in recent years have been at President john F. Kennedy in 1961, LaFortune Little Theatre Peter Grace in 1967, in 1972, in 1979 and Thomas P. ("Tip") O'Neill in 1980.

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continued from page 1 ceptable proposals for co-ed dorms. •Upholstering and elevating the such as the study lounges, would be Those named to the committee are chairs in the Engineering completely shared," he said. Alumni Hall President Frank Leyea, Auditorium. Lyons Hall President Suzy joyce Fisher Hall President joe Higgins, •Making improvements in commented on how common study Flanner Hall co-Presidents Seiler and LaFortune and Washington Hall. space encourages favorable interac­ Paul Sheridan, Grace Hall President • Improving the D-6 parking lot. tion. Co-ed dorms "would help Peter DiChiara, Pasquerlla West Finally, Eileen Hoctor, Saint those who normally .wouldn't be President Pat Stierwalt, Walsh Hall Mary's representative to the HPC, that assertive to go over to study President Karen Kostecky, announced that International Peace lounges in other dorms." Fitzgerald, Tayback, and joyce. Day at Saint Mary's will be May 1. Even though this proposal failed In other business, Student Body The day will be highlighted with an to gain the council's endorsement, President Brian Callaghan asked the II :30 a.m. Mass. An organizational

McAuliffe formed an ad hoc commit· council's support for the following meeting will be held tonight at 7:00 Associated Press tee to study and formulate more ac- proposed summer projects: p.m. in the Madeleva study lounge. Members of the Soviet Embassy in Paris wave from the steps of the embassy as 47 Soviet diplomats leave for Moscow. The French government yesterday ordered Soviet diplomates and residents to leave France for alleged espionage. • • . Draft continued from page 3 at Goshen. Each week before the He continued, "Byron will the draft. Citing the Mennonite grand jury is to meet, the FBI comes graduate, marry and do one year of BAGGAGE TRUCK Church's 450-year tradition of non­ and tells Byron that his case will be )VIennonite volunteer service. Here violence, Blosser commented on the going to trial and each week the case is a clear example of a responsible indictment of 18 Goshen students is pushed back. For 16 months person trying to deal with the moral for draft registration violations. Byron has had this over his shoul­ dilemma posed by draft registra­ "We are faced with a moral dilem­ der." tion." ma. Ninety-five percent of the Men­ nonite Church supports both non-registration and registration ~------, with conscientious objector intent. Bruno's Original Pizza • 2 Applications are now available for May The issue began for us with the ques­ & August. Pick up in Student Activities tion: how do you live out your faith North on U.S. 31, across from Big C Lumber and how do you at the same time be Office, 1st floor LaFortune. Deadline for a responsible citizen?" he said. 277-4519 "Mennonite men are trying to applying is Monday, April11. make a statement against war and will be awarded on Tuesday, April12. nuclear policy. Military and nuclear Sl.OOoff on lg. pina war go hand in hand and we are NO FEE opposed to it. The Mennonite Bruno's Dcrlivcrrs I Church is historically a peace Monday ·Thursday only church. Some of our young men are Good until 4/1 5 trying to use the backing of the Men­ nonite Church to challenge the law for non-Mennonites," he continued. 4· 4 • 11 Mon. ·Thurs. GQ5At UJf'LL "The American government 4 • 12 Fri. ·Sat. REITAI'IIA/11 ' COCtlA/l lOUIIIE reserves the right to tell me where I $ZECHUAII - CA/110/IEIE- AMERII:AII can exercise my faith. The govern­ ment is trying to tell me I cannot live ~ out my faith in a way which will not 277-4519 Brian Mary G. allow me to harm others," said Blos­ ser. Music Show MUST PRESE"T COUPO" Fri. ct Sat 9pm -lam Detailing a specific case where I • Dancin • Drinks• Dinoer Byron Becker, a Mennonite student, I O"LYGOODfiTBRU"O'S ~2 I was indicted for refusing to register I Lunch Special 1.99 to $4.25 for the draft, Blosser stated, "Byron is a senior computer science major Dinner Specials: Feef Liver $2.95 ·------Pork Fried Noodles $3.00 Pork Egg Foo-yung $3.25 ~!r.~,.

Mon.·Thur 11:30am.-10:0Qp.m !"ri. & Sat. 11:30 a.m ·11:00 p.m. Sun. & Holidays 4 p.m.·9:00 p.m. 130 DIXIE HWY. SOUTH ~N D Clubs & Organizations ~oT~ Happy Hour 5· 7 P M SOUTH BEND(Roseland) BA~QUET ROOMS & Next to Randall'~ lr. .• GROUP RATES TIME TO RE-REGISTER FOR 83-84. NEW SYSTEM THIS YEAR! AVAI 1.ABL£. 272-7376 1. Registration- now thru April 22. 2. Activity Report - Due by Apri I 22. 3. Applications for activity funds for 83-84- Due by April 22. 4. Footbal Concession Stand for Fall, 83- Due April 22. 5. Movie Application for Fall, Spring 83-84- Due April15 All forms available in the Student Activities Office, LaFortune. Ritter Midwest FUNDS FOR NEXT YEAR WILL BE AWARDED THIS SPRI~ (Division of Sybron) _Formerly American Hospital Supply Corp. EARN OVER $1000 A MONTH. • Will be on campus April 14 · 15 to inter­ AND OPEN THE DOOR TO A TOP view accounting majors for a staff accountant trainee position. ENGINEERING FUTURE. • The training program is 6 months long. • The VP Controller, Elizabeth York, will How many corporations would be willing to pay you over $1000 a month be con~ucting the interviews. during your junior and senior years just so you'd join the company Jiter graduation·~ Cnder a sprcial ~avy program we're doing just that. • The position will be located in the It"s called the ~uclear Propulsion Officer Candidate-College Program. General Office Facility in Des Plaines, Ill And under it. you'll not only get great pay during your junior and semor ~·ears. but after graduation you'll receive a year of valuable (a western suburb of Chicago). graduate-lew! training that is not available from any other employer. · l i you arP a junior or senior majoring in math, engineering or •Literature is available in the Placement physical sciences. find out more today. And let your career pay off Office. while still in college. For more information, call the !';aval Management Programs Office •We encourage qualified minorities and at: women to apply. (EOE/AAE) 1·800·382-3782 Editorials Wednesday, April6, 1983- page 6 WSND: changing for the better

Editor's note: This is tbe first ofa two-part Such a plan was not, and is not, possible. tened, or tried to listen, to AM-64 for any or hall rectors. series on possible changes in the works at the WSND-FM, 88.9, is the only station in the length of time knows what I mean. Although Finally, there is the strong aversion most campus radio station, WSND. area which plays classical music without the station broadcasts from O'Shaughnessy students here have to listening to AM radio. imposing its religious beliefs upon the lis­ Hall, the reception is generally terrible. This is With the number and volume of fancy stereos tener, as a Berrien County, Mich., classical sta­ more from outdated and worn broadcasting these days, most would rather listen to FM in Tim Neely tion does. As such, it is supported by a small equipment than anything else. stereo, regardless of their personal opinion of but loyal Michiana audience which shows its Its setup has inherent flaws. As WSND-AM the station, than tune in monaural AM with My Turn support by contributing money to keep the broadcasts by carrier current, the sound is poor fidelity. This is a national trend; while in station running during the summer. To sent through very low impulses to each some markets AM radio is successful, it is only eliminate this station, which a South Bend campus building's electrical system. Each on those stations which do not employ a WSND may be on the verge of a change - Tribune reviewer called the best in the area, location, therefore, must have its own music format. All-news and talk radio one which will affect it in many ways. would be not only a major mistake but also a transmitter. Over the years dorms have been dominate the AM band. When rock music is The executive staff at WSND-AM and FM, bad public relations move. The University has unable to receive WSND because of the dis­ concerned, AM, for all intents and purposes, is the campus radio stations, and the administra­ realized this, so even though a station similar repair of many of these terminal points. At dead. tions of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's, have to WSND-AM would be popular among stu­ least two - the Pasquerillas - never have Right now, except for certain special been working toward a goal which may be dents on FM, they have resisted the tempta­ been hooked up to the carrier current, thus programs, WSND-AM has a nearly negligible realized by the next school year: the trans­ tion to change WSND-FM. they cannot receive WSND-AM there. listening audience. It certainly has no formation ofWSND-AM into an FM station. It Instead, an open frequency- 100.9- has Also, as these in-house transmitters are problem in recruiting interested student is an idea which many WSND people have been found on the FM dial in this area, and it is necessary to pick up the sound, students who volunteers, as every year tQere are many more espoused over the years; it is also one which there that WSND-AM proposes to move. It is a live off-campus cannot receive their student applicants than positions. It often seems, has been tossed about by the general Notre move which, for the sake of the station, the radio station at their residences. Neither can however, that more students work at WSND Dame-Saint Mary's student population. students, and Notre Dame in general, should other Interested members of the Notre Dame than listen to it. A stereo FM rock station could In the past, the plan consisted of transform­ be completed. community - faculty and staff - who live in be the first step in solving this problem. ing the existing FM station - the "fme arts" Right now WSND-AM is in sad shape - not the South Bend area. This shuts out over one­ WSND - into a stereo version of the "rock" internally, as in its organization and person­ fourth of the students who attend Notre Dame Tomorrow: Once WSND goes FM, what WSND-AM. nel, but externally. Anyone who has ever lis- and those staff members who are not priests next? Housing lottery may be P. 0. BoxQ just what we need Life at six weeks Dear Editor: was be aborting? He said "unquestionably You can please some of the people all of Since 1972, the first year women were ad­ I would like to share with you a part of a babies." He went on to say be bas a lot of the time and all of the people some of the mitted, there has been no on-campus housing letter I recently received from a friend. She trouble with it. He says be bates doing it time, but you can't please all ofthe people all lottery. Students have become accustomed to is a television reporter for a station in Penn­ and bas stopped all religious affiliation oftbetime. the rumors of a lottery and grown complacent sylvania. (raised Catholic) because of it. None of the Notre Dame administration has a habit of in the knowledge that a lottery will probably john, a week or so ago I did a story on info was airable - it was all off the record. trying never to step on anyone's toes. As there never occur. "At-Home" pregnancy tests. Tbe doctor and The letter offers me pretty convincing tes­ will be no housing lottery this spring, the Uni­ If Notre Dame is to maintain its residential I spoke about a number of things including timony of what I already believe: abortion versity is, in effect, making the students step character, it must provide adequate facilities tbe fact that be performs abortions. This takes human life. I encourage any Notre on their own toes. About 100 men and 50 for its students. It is not enough to provide may interest you: a new ultrasonic proce­ Dame or Saint Mary's student to research the women will be crammed into already over­ only a place to sleep. But it would be equally dure allows physicians to see what is in the issue before taking a position on it. Know stuffed dormitories so that no one must face wrong to assume that building more dor­ womb six weeks after conception. This doc­ how it develops and grows. Know how abor­ .. the "terrors" of living off campus. mitories would 6ive Notre Dame a better tor said at that time you can see a tiny baby tions are performed. I I residential character. complete with skeleton and organs. At that The real problem of Notre Dame lies in a point I asked him if that was the case, what jobnRoda ; ! Paul McGinn philosophy of growth which dictates un­ bridled expansion at the expense of the • t Roper Review human contact of a small university. Notre Dame's strength stems not from magnificent Each year many students plead to remain structures but from interpersonal contact on-campus their senior year; however, few which a small residential university fosters realize the implications of such a privilege. Be­ with students who are more than Social cause so many seniors-to-be fear the supposed Security numbers. evils of Saint Joseph County, 100 freshmen Notre Dame has passed its growth limit on will live in hastily converted study rooms its way to becoming what administrators while transfer students trudge a mile or more alone see as an Ivy League school of the Mid­ through the snow and rain from the very west. The University, which graduated 1061 apartments and homes which mollycoddled students in 1950, graduated 1748 men and seniors snubbed as inappropriate or as too far women last year. When will the growth end? fmm campus. When will Notre Dame reach its saturation The administration views a ·lottery as the point? last possible alternative to prevent over­ The plan to build Notre Dame by accepting crowdin t g on campus. The time has come to more and more freshmen each year is failing. see a housing lottery not as a t1nal alternative The financial reasons given for increased en­ when all others have failed. but as the t1rst step rollment are.nothing more than well-worded to alleviating the overcrowding situation on excuses to fill lecture halls and already campus. overflowing University coffers, coffers which It is with a t1rm commitment to the better­ contain a ll208 million endowment. ment of the total community that the Univer­ The University makes detailed plans for its sity must amend the housing lottery t1nancial future and neglects the educational procedure: needs of the present because "the University '· • All housing contracts be based on a per must maintain a certain financial base." In ef­ room availability, not upon individual con­ fect, the University has inverted the parable of tracts. the talents - "You could have at least in­ .. • Contracts for on-campus housing be sub­ vested that money." ~ mitted to the housing office by the last week The results are lecture halls and of December. laboratories tilled with passive minds who • Based on these submissions, and expected never have the opportunity to q~Jestion or to number of underclassman transfers and fresh­ discuss what a supposed authority proclaims, men, the housing office, by the first week of but who simply "pay their G's and get their January, will determine how many seniors-to­ C's." IF HAD A HEART _!Je must participate in a lottery. It is all of us who bear the result.

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~-~~S H0 WC ~~~ iiSiiiiiiiEiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijiiWiiediiinesiidaiiiiy, Aiipriiii16iii, liii98ii3 iiipiiiagiie7 Woes of Q broken QppendQge -Python's biting SQtite ome people receive cards or gifts for Easter. Some this article to scratch the back of youi head. Now, im­ Speople just get the warm and loving affection of their agine that the middle finger on your scratching hand is he Monty Python troupe, who in Holy Grail and Life of Brian, families and the spiritual elation and release that accom­ the size of a cucumber and throbbing in the advanced T have respectively slipped a metaphysical whoopee cushion un­ panies the high point of the liturgical season. I got all stages of pure agony. Not a pleasant idea. der the epic myths of King Arthur and the Bible, have now turned these and more. I got a broken finger in the bargain. On 2) Effectively perform any shower activity what· their satiric talents toward the myth that human beings have some Friday, shortly after the celebration of the anniversary soever. They (members of the medical profession) said reason for being on this planet in the first place.Monty Python's The of Christ's greatest sacrifice, a load of wood dropped on to keep the dressing dry. This is difficult enough in Meaning ofLife does not purport to answer the question inherent in the middle finger of my left hand. South Bend; trying to keep a dressing dry in a Holy its title, but it does present mankind with a Swift ian sort of satire that The fact that my left hand is now frozen in a position Cross shower is an undertaking akin to paying the U.S. is rarely seen in the Twentieth Century. The film examines the in­ that most people would consider less than complimen­ national debt in pesos. Showers were usually rather congruent grotesqueries of human life and magnifies these defects tary is relatively unimportant. What I fmd most distress­ hurried exercises performed a few minutes before I was through derision that will send a lot of people flocking out of the ing is how much I had underestimated the value of that due in class; now they take more than half an hour, and theatre and still more chuckling their socks off. finger. One rarely stops to consider how carefully God the damn thing still gets wet by the time I'm done. Taking its form from the blackout and segue structure of the must have planned before he put together the first man. 3) Put on gloves. Self-explanatory. Why, oh why, television show, the film takes a look at the stages of a man's life in No doubt there were countless prototypes; these were couldn't this have happened in the summer? the same way that Woody Allen goked fun at sexuality inEvery:thing 4) Wave hello with the injured hand. Whatever my fa· Joe musumeci cia! expression at the time, I have found that most Dennis Chalifour people find but one interpretation for a raised middle finger, and I'm not that fast a runner. 5) Give two people a high five at the same time. Yes, I looking in actually tried that. movie r•vlew You get the idea I miss my finger. Despite the reputa­ all discarded sooner or later, much in the same manner tion the middle finger has gained due to some people's You Wanted to Know About Sex. Birth for example, is distorted into as the grilfm, the sphinx, and the friendly cabbie. When derogatory use of it, it serves a very valuable purpose a satire of over-hospitalization in which doctors ogle over super­ God was finished, what resulted was the most wonder­ with admirable proficiency. I think I have come to ap­ fluous and expensive machinery and forget about the patient. It's ful little invention since the advent of time and space: preciate the importance of all the little working parts also an excuse to poke some fun at the 's doctrinal the human body. we were born with, and to admire and respect even distaste for contraception in a song and dance routine that seems I have just recently begun to appreciate how well the more those who were not fortunate enough to receive a straight out of Carrol Reed's Oliver. parts of our bodies work and how much the whole thing complete set, or who lost some extremity through mis· Probably the most amazing thing about the film is the texture it is is thrown off kilter by a malfunctioning piece. Nof that chance. These peple have learned to cope with the cir­ given through the directorial efforts of Terry Jones and the special my fmger is in a cast (something that is embarr~ing cumstances of everyday life with a real disadvantage effects inspired by Terry Gilliam's art direction. Even when the jokes enough in its own right) it's amazing what acts of and usually do so very well. fall flat, the viewer's attention is still glued to the absurdly excessive clumsiness arid sheer stupidity I have found myself able scale of production. The film begins with a short feature entitled to perform with little difficulty at all. I always remember the story about the body in which the various parts were arguing over who should rule the "The Crimson Assurance Company" which snubs corporate I have never given much thought to that particular rest. The brain, the heart, all the major organs put forth structure and the pirate movie genre with one clean stroke. This par­ finger, mostly because I am right-handed. unconvincing arguments, until finally the rectum, tired ticular sketch is not necessarily a constant laugh riot, but the Swiftian When one performs almost all daily duties with the of all the noise, shut down and remained thus for a detail it is given is nothing short of fantastic. right hand, I don't suppose much attention is paid to its month. He enjoyed, I assumed, a long and fruitful rule. Most of the humor is derived through some notion of excess. One opposite, much less one finger thereof; but since injur­ particular sketch which surely has made its mark on the mind of ing mine, I have discovered that there are a number of This little digital episode has reminded me that all of anyone who has seen the film deals with the sin of ~lutt?ny. A things one cannot do with one's finger in a cast.: our bodies, down to the smallest little cell, are integral ridiculously overweight Terry Jones enters a posh French restaurant 1) Any two things at once. Most of us probably don't parts ofthe greatest gift God ever gave Man. I wish that and immediately orders a bucket in which to throw up. This par· realize how often we do more than one thing at the load of wood hadn't landed on my finger. ticular brand of humor seems straight from the pages of Gulliver's same time. For instance, try, right now, while reading But I'm glad it missed my rear. Travels and will certainly drive a good number of people out of the theatre. Those who can see the satire building with each successive excess will delight in witnessing a fat man vomit. John Cleese's cheesy French waiter provides the perfect straight man for the humor in,this piece and it is through his characterization that middle class values are articulately battered. The troupe, comprised of original television membersJohn Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam, act in every other role as usual, and their perfor­ mances are prime. It seems as though the Pythoners have taken the opportunity ofthb film to poke a great deal of fun at "ugly American" characters. These particular characterization~ are outstanding with John Cleese's west coast waiter and Graham Chapman's grotesque Bert Convy, Las Vegas entertainer leading the pack. The film uses a number of songs (mostly written by Eric Idle) to add punch to the satire. These are mostly hit or miss in provoking laughter but the production backing them is consistantly awe· inspiring. Surely, this is not a t11m for everyone. There are afew people in the world who can't see the humor involved in wrenching a man's liver from his abdomen. But those who are ardent fans of the Python e troupe will certainly find much to chuckle about in this latest production.

and Convocation Center lastc week, Sarah Hamilton the Ice Capades Company tried to replace feelings of pain, emptiness and exhaustion with smiles. features There is no denying that the themes and Muzakal accempani· line of beings robed in fuzzy ments became a bit nauseating at A blue costumes, sliding around times. But not everyone objected. on ice to the tune of"la-la, Ia-Ia-Ia­ Children, who seemed to comprise a Ia .... " A whole team of dancing majority of the audiences, were seen males and females on ice skates, dancing on their parents' laps, draped with bits and pieces of Old chasing after Papa Smurf and Smur­ Glory accompanied by a Muzak fette as they appeared throughout medley of George M. Cohan's the crowd, and just gazing star· greatest hits. Can these he mature struck at the pretty ladies whirling adults following a re~cted profes- and flying across the ice. Witnessing The Observer/Lucian Niemeyer sion? · this youthful enjoyment, besides the Of course they are. professional entertainment, drew They may not dedicate their lives smiles from the remaider of the to the salvation of others' bodies or audience. souls, nevertheless they do satisfy a major need of society. They are en­ The Ice Capades skaters did not tertainers. And like all entertainers find an answer to world hunger, or the memb<-rs of the Ice Capades of· put an end to the nuclear arms race, fer relief from the monotonous and but they did provide a few hours of often inhuman forces which hinder simple enjoyment and a reminder and advocate salvation. Through that there is more to life than con· their national tour, and in particular, tinuous worry about these dilem­ in our community through their mas. And that fits my definition of a respectable profession. eight performances at the Athletic 1 j ---~·~------~------·------~------~------~------

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ND-Miami football game will be moved to Sept. 24 Southern Cal won the Women's NCAA Basketball Cham­ Fever from its original Nov. 26 date. The move was made at the request of pionship by defeating Louisiana Tech, 69-67, Sunday in Norfolk, Va. • • • CBS in order to televise the contest. The Irish season will now end The Trojans' Cheryl Miller scored 27 points en route to USC's on Nov. 19 - the earliest ending since 1898. - The Observer. second victory this season over the Techsters. Southern Cal and continuedfrom page 12 Louisiana Tech both finished with identical 31-2 records. - The champion of the 16 sectionals. Each Observer. 32-team sectional has a seed that is listed near the top of the bracket. of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Womens golf team The seedings are not meant to be will hold a mandatory meeting today at 6:30 in Corby Hall. - The taken that seriously, according to Observer. Dziedzic. John Paxson scored ten points and pulled down a team­ "We do it just so that the top leading nine rebounds, but the East All-Stars lost 99-94 to the West, teams don't play each other right Fellowship of Christian Athletes wm hold Sunday in the National Association of Basketball Coaches AU-Star away," he explains. a meeting tonight at 8 p.m. in St. Ed's chapel. All are invited. - The game played in Albuquerque, N.M. The West, led by Arkansas' Dar­ "We scheduled around a lot of Observer. rell Walker ( I 7 points, seven rebounds), made 29 of 40 free throws conflicts this year," says Dziedzic, and outscored the East from the free throw line 29-18 en route to the "including MCAT's, Senior Formal, win. - The Observer. the EIT exam for engineers, and, of course, football. Coach Faust has a JV' Lacrosse will practice today at 3:30 on . If rule that the football players can on­ you can't make it or if there are any questions, call Augie at 283- ly play at 6:1 S." 1025.- The Observer. Still, there is one possible conflict ND Women's soccer club defeated Saint Mary's that Dziedzic and his assistants have yesterday 4-1 to take the Mishawaka YMCA Indoor Soccer League no control over - the weather. The kicks off tonight with the Championship. Notre Dame entered the playoffs as the fourth seed first day of last year's tournament, second annual Hall of Fame game at 6: IS behind the Bookstore. Love in the eight-team league. - The Observer. for instance, was played in a blizzard and the Shooting Stars will take on The Even Worse Off. Anyone that dropped six inches of snow interested in keeping score during the tournament should call before the day ended. Suzanne LaCroix at 239-5313, Louise Mudd at 283-6732, or Rich "The ground was dry a whole O'Connor at 283-1468. - The Obsen1er. week ahead, and they fixed up the ND-SMC sailing club wm hold its weekly meeting courts and everything," remem­ for members and all officers todat at 6::30 at the boathouse. All mem­ bered Dziedzic, "but then it staned bers traveling to Marquette must attend. New members are to snow about 2 p.m. that first day. The Notre Dame lacrosse team fell behind welcome. - The Observer. early and never recovered last Saturday, dropping a I S-6 decision to Hopefully, the weather will C.W. Post College on Long Island. Post jumped out to a 9-2 lead at cooperate this year." halftime and stretched the margin to 12-2 before the Irish could get Dziedzic offered these reminders anything going. Justin Driscoll was the star for Rich O'Leary's squad, about the tournament. The team in scoring three goals and passing off for another. Dan Pace, Tracy Cot-­ the top of each bracket must wear ter, and Joe Franklin also added goals. Pat Poletti had six saves and Water Polo tournament continues this week in the Rockne light colored shirts, meaning white, Rob Simpson had 12 as they split the goaltending duties. The Irish Memorial pool. Captains are reminded that their 55 fee must be paid yellow, or sky blue. Conversely, the now travel to Ohio State to take on the Buckeyes tonight. - The or your team will not be allowed in the pool. Money can be placed in bottom team of each bracket must Observer an envelope with the team name, and brought to 348 Farley. - The wear dark colored shirts. Observer. Also, there will be no refs until the final 32, so each player will have to Joe Piane'S track team competed over break in the call his or her own fouls until then. S.E. Motion Relays in Cape Girardeau, Mo. The squad took first place It is suggested that each team in two relays and was on the way to another frrst when All-American will be forming bring an extra person along with Steve Dziabis pulled a hamstring while running away from the field. The open handball ladder soon. Anyone interested in participating should contact Joel Haling them to assist the scorekeeper. "It is There will be more details on the team's performance and Dziabis' at 28:3·1794 before Monday, April 11. - The Observer. a good way to insure that all points condition in tomorrow's paper. - The Observer and rebounds are marked for the right person," said Dziedzic.

The commissioner offered these An Tostal Mud Volleyball tournament begins parting words. "I want to stress that today. Courts are set up across Juniper Road near . lnterhall baseball captains meeting will be held in if anyone is not sure about the Games will be played every day until An Tostal weekend with the the ACC auditorium tomorow at 4:30. Attendance is mandatory. If eligibility of someone, they should finals sited for Sunny Saturday. A schedule is posted outside the Stu­ there are any questions call the NVA office at 239-5100 - The Ob­ call us and talk about it before the dent Union offices in LaFortune. - The Observer. senler. game. We will disqualify any team that uses an ineligible player."

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The Observer Sports Extra-A game of mixed doubles Wednesday, April6, 1983- page 9 A No.1 player adds 'class' to team McMahon ends career as top ND male By MARK B. JOHNSON have here are guys who came with­ much in order to do as well academi­ Sports Writer out scholarships - guys who really cally and athletically as he has. want to play- and feel that tennis is "Academically, I needed a school "You can't let anyone off the hook, a high priority. They came here to where I would have to be dis-· because if you do, they are going to study and they came here because ciplined," says McMahon. "I am hap­ come back and get you," stated they like Notre Dame." py I came here for that reason, senior Mark McMahon with a sense As a freshmen, McMahon quickly although sometimes I regret it on of experience. "In college tennis became acquainted with the weekends. At first, it bugged me, but matches, it is ebb and flow, and, program and almos,t immediately it is something now that.! realize you when I was younger, I lost a few on earned the starting nod from Coach have to accept, and I would say the experience." Tom Fallon. at No. I singles, main sacrifice is with a social life. It appears that this little rule-of­ dominating his chaUenge matches "I try to channel as much energy thumb has paid off for McMahon, as against tough upperclass teammates. as possible into both tennis and he has steadily improved since arriv­ Since then, he has relinquished his school. I try to keep them both in a ing at Notre Dame in 1979. spot only once, losing only one chal­ high priority, but even higher than Not that he really needed much lenge match in his four-year tenure. that, you cannot lose perspective of improvement, though. Before his ar­ Starting No. I as a freshmen had its the fact that you are just lucky to be rival in South Bend, he was 1979 San price, though, as McMahon had to out there playing and lucky to be at Diego City singles champion, ranked endure the pressure of playing the this school among other things." third in San Diego County and 21st best opponents and overcome some ldzik had nothing but praise for in Southern California, twice leading resentment by teammates who him. Point Lorna High School to the San didn't think a freshman should be "Mark McMahon in four years has Diego Eastern Conference title- from the top singles player. helped to make Notre Dame's tennis his No. I singles and doubles spots. "It worked out pretty well, as we team a first-class operation. He is a Not too shabby for a young man were all team players. The guys class act, and he has really rubbed off who only started playing serious ahead of me set a great example," on the rest of us and the program as a competitive tennis at age I3. remembers McMahon. "When I first whole. With his favorite saying, 'The "You get beat up a lot at first," came here, I was amazed by the team sun will rise tomorrow,' he keeps remembers McMahon. "I've put in atmosphere, and I hope that I have everything in perspective." quite of bit of time over the years. If! been able to do as well as my Although the NCAA tournament didn't play three hours a day, I felt predecessors in continuing the looks doubtful this season, Mark like I was really cheating myself, but closeness and unity." McMahon definitely has his now ...." · Freshman No. 3 player Joe Nel­ priorities straight. Indeed, it appears Now, McMahon is returning from ligan comments, "I definitely view that the sun is just beginning to rise a record 27-2 season in which he Mark as a positive force on the team. on Mark McMahon and his tomor­ qualified for the NCAA tournament, He is having a tough time this year, row. Mark McMahon only to lose a three-set match to the but he still has a positive attitude be­ eventual champion. He is also a well­ cause he puts the team ahead of him­ respected team captain and serving self. He is a very good influence, his fourth stint as No. I singles especially to us younger players." A former No.1 tries to find form player. He also teams with fellow While it is true that McMahon has senior Paul Idzik to form the No. 2 gotton off to his wqrst start ever at doubles team. Notre Dame- he now stands at Il­ "Mark understates his importance l 0 - the record does not truly Panther begins climb back to top spot to the team, but he has been just a represent the quality of his play. superb captain," says Idzik of his "His problem this year is that he is ByJANE· HEALEY changed," Petro says. "She had a It was the vision of just such com­ doubles partner. "Playing doubles concentrating more on the team Assistant Sports Editor little bit of a temper when the season panionship that drew the Kansas with him is a lot of fun, as he keeps than his own game," states Fallon. began. I won't tolerate that kind of native out of her hometown of things in perspective." McMahon has a similar opinion When the Notre Dame women's action on ~y team. The main reason Prairie Village. She was recruited by On top of the hard work, though, about his slow start. tennis team ma,.es its first home ap­ is because that kind of behavior dis­ other schools such as Arizona State, is quite a bit of talent that McMahon "I think that I have improved con­ pearance of the spring season tracts you from your game." Duke, and Georgia, but, after visiting down plays. Talent that so impressed siderably since my arrival here, and I against Northwestern University While making her adjustments Notre Dame, her decision was made. the University of San Diego and San think that I may even be a better today, freshman Susie Panther will and improvements, Panther found a "My father and my uncle went to Diego State that they offered him player this year, but a lot of it has to be playing in the fifth singles slot. Notre Dame," she says. "I don't scholarships, but he opted instead to do with getting the breaks. I have For the first scholarship recruit in think, though, that I came as -much brave Indiana weather and attend progressed every year, and this year Irish tennis history and a girl who for them. When I visited, I really Notre Dame without a scholarship. I think progression has been not on­ was playing first singles at the begin­ liked the people. I liked the atmos­ "I decided that Notre Dame was ly on the court, but also offcourt. It is ning of the year, the apparent demo­ phere here a lot more than the other going to be it. I knew that it was a a different story when you are trying tion isn't easy to take. schools that recruited me." strong academic school, and ·I felt to go out there and be captain - you "I've never played below first After getting to Notre Dame, Pan­ that I would be able to play tennis have to try to help the guys and al­ singles - not here or in high school ther assumed a predestined role as for them," he explains. "It is an im­ ways be there." or anything," Panther says. "It's a first singles. After two frustrating pressive program because what we McMahon has had to sacrifice psychological thing. I play better at months away from her position, and the top because I feel like I have no­ competing now at fifth singles, Pan­ thing to lose. Everyone you play is ther has her eye set on regaining the good. To go from first to fifth singles top spot. and lose matches is pretty bad." "I would like to regain my No.1 The Lineups At this point though, Panther is. position,"she says. "It's going to be a just happy to be able to pick the rac­ lot of work for me, but I want to do quet up. In the middle of the fall it." season, during a match against Whether Panther makes it to the SINGLES Wheaton College, Panther twisted top slot before the end of the season her lower back reaching for an op­ Susie Panther remains to be seen. But she is not bit­ Men's Women's penent's freak shot. ter about the bad fortune that has fal­ "I thought, 'Okay, it'll take two or comforting atmosphere among her len on her. No.1 Mark McMahon Mary Colligan three days and I'll be all right,' even teammates. "While I was out, I learned to be though I was in a lot of pain," Pan­ "I really love the team,'' she says. more patient," she says. "I'm not ther says. "I had never had a serious "I get along with everyone. I like shakey and there's no more pain. I No.2 Mike Gibbons Lisa LaFratta injury before. I just kept playing un­ them all. They made the transition to feel a lot more confident and I want til I finally had to stop." college life a lot easier." to make it to nationals." Panther was forced to leave the No.3 Joe Nelligan Laura Lee lineup shortly after the injury was sustained. She attempted to play in a tournament over Christmas, but still No.4 1ohn Novatny Pam Fishette experienced pain. For the next two Irish host No.6 NU months, Panther did nothing - no I The potential is there. Anyone tennis, no conditioning, nothing. said. 'cln the fall we didn't play in the north dome of the ACC at No.5 Doug Pratt Susie Panther Needless to say, the team missed such tough competition. The 3:30 today could witness a daz­ Panther's talents. girls will be playing one-on-one zling display of tennis talents. "Susie has excellent footwork," with some big names. They take No.6 Tim Noonan The Northwestern University Cathy Schnell Coach Sharon Petro says. "She has that as a challenge." women's tennis team, ranked good ground strokes. It's really hard Petro is not without her con­ sixth in the nation, meets Notre to put the ball away on Susie. She cerns, though. The Irish are com­ Dame in a head-to-head match­ DOUBLES knows how to drive a tennis ball. ing off a fairly successful Easter up. Most people hit a tennis ball, not weekend. They lost to Michigan drive it." Instead of being nervous or up­ State and University of Michigan No.1 Noonan-Novatny Colligan-Fishette tight about facing the Wildcats, Petro has praise for her first - both Division I schools - but though, Coach Sharon Petro is recruit, but she cautions that Pan­ they beat Eastern Michigan and surprisingly calm. She is actually ther was not perfect when she Morehead State. The latter was No.2 Paul Idzik-McMahon Lee-LaFratta looking forward to match. arrived here. There were some the best Division II school in the "Usually the team looks for­ things that needed to be changed. Midwest last season. ward to a match like this," Petro No.3 Gibbons-Tom Pratt Schnell-Lisa Gleason "Her behavior on the court has -Jane Healey. The Observer Wednesday, April6, 1983- page 10 NCAA Champion Lunch at the Center for Social Concerns Thursday, April 7, 11:30- 1:30pm N.C. St. slams Phi Slama Jama Lunch will be cooked and served by ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP)- At Akeem Olajuwon in the first halfthat second halt; a 17-2 spree that tumed Cambodian Refugees- a typical Cambodian the moment of his greatest triumph, cut the Wolfpack lead to five. Nonh Carolina State's 33-25 excitable Jim Valvano was almost ".We knew how much they loved halftime lead into a 42-35 Houston meal consisting of the following menu: subdued. to dunk and that dunks had a way of advantage. But Valvano said it was Egg Rolls "It's awesome. I'm almost speech_­ sparking them on," said Thurl Bailey, exactly what North Carolina State less," he said. "I've got no funny North Carolina State's 6-foot-11 was expecting. Fried Rice lines. I'm simply in awe of this team." senior forward. "That was some· The North Carolina State coach's thing we were thinking about all BBQ Beef-on-a-stick dream of a national championship along - control the game, not get Donation- $3 culminated with perhaps the most destroyed on the boards, not give up Irish golf This will be the first of a series of International improbable statistic of the 1982-83 a lot of transition baskets and not college basketball season · Houston give up a lot of dunks." lunches that we hope to make ava~lable had only one dunk, while the Valvano had said for two days he team wins periodically at the Center. Reservations are Wolfpack methodically att;u.:kcd the would try to slow down the tempo limited to the first 35 persons-Call 239-5293 Cougar~ and won 5+52 in the NCAA against the powerful top-ranked championship game Monday night. Cougars. But, to the amazement of dual match "That was one of the things we the Wolfpack, it was Houston Coach wanted to do - kn·p them from Guy Lewis who put on the brakes. By MATIJOHNSON ...,..~~~ ...... ~...,...... ,...... ,.....,...~~ ...... ~ ...... 1 having a lot of dunb," said Valvano, With about l 0 minutes to play and Sports Writer The Saint Mary's Blue Mantle needs whose happy-go-lucky demeanor Houston back on top by five points, ~ ~ and witty quips are his trademarks. Lewis slowed it down. Thanks to the effons of juniors \ ENTHUSIASTIC, HARDWORKING & \ Tl-:,· ,-,~h- ''""" •);1c Phi <;f;~majama The Cougars made one of their David :-.toorman and David fratern' .Jt was a follow shot by patented ru;;s at the outset of the Pangraze, the Notre Dame Men's Golf team faircd well in both of the ~ motivated people ~ tournaments they pani<."ipated in \ to assume next year's ~ this weekend. Unfonunately, the AnENTION FRESHmEN: Sign up for Irish were unable to play two other ~ Editor & General Staff Positions\ scheduled tournaments this \ Aplications may be picked up ~ Sophomote Litetaty Festival weekend. Both were cancelled be­ cause of inclement weather. !at the Student Activities Off1ce l Last Thursday, Moorman led the chairman & executive committee Irish over Valparaiso at Notre Dame \ Deadline: April 7 ~ in the first dual meet of the year, in Student Union offices shooting a 69. ~ Applications may be picked up at the ~ 2nd floor Lafortune Pangraze, staning his third con· \ Student Activities Office. secutive campaign, gamered the top ~ April 5-8 spot for the Irish yeasterday at The Ball State Invitational. shooting a ~Deadline: April 7 ~ team high 74. ~~~~ ...... ~~ ...... ~...,.....,..~~~ ...... ,.....,...... ,~ Coach Neal O'Sullivan, staning his tenth year at the helm for Notre GET INVOLVED! Dame, was u.nderstandably pleased with this weekends results. Student Union Publicity Department "We drew a lot of good numbers THE HARLEM needs enthusiastic, hardworking out there, and thing.s are really looking good so far." GWBETROTTERS® *administrators Ironically, Moorman credits thi *poster hangers($) weather for much of the success the *artists Irish attained this weekend. "Even though the weather was for next year. No experience necessary disappointing this weekend, overall Contact Ann at S.U. 239-7605 it has helped us this year." said the South Bend native. "The mild winter this year has made playing easy and SAT., APRIL 9 allowed us more preparation than last year at this time." 7:30PM Moorman, apparently unshaken Notre Dame ACC SUMMER STORAGE SPACE by the foreboding showers that can­ Special discount for ND/SMC students celled tournaments Saturday and (Sx lOspace $18.SOpermonth) Sunday against Tri-State and Xavier, Prices: $7.50 (lower arena) shot 16 pars and 2 birdies in the best effon of his career. $6.00 (bleachers) CALL 259·0335 to RESERVE SPACE :'Everything went well, especially Notre Dame & Saint SELF LOCK STORAGE OF MCKINLEY my plUting." r-!lary's Students: $2.00 ciscount. 816 East Me Kinley Also shooting well for the Irish Tickets on sale at A. C. C. against Valparaiso were John ·Mishawaka O'Donovan, (73); Craig Peters, Box Office, 9AM to 5PM Security Patrol Checks ( 75 ); Frank Leyes, ( 75 ); and Pangr<1ze, ( 75 ).

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At tight end Gray, Bavaro, Behmer give depth By THERON ROBERTS seasons, tight ends have led the team tight end position, we have a lot of Sports Writer in receptions six times. Hunter has good players who are going after the led the Irish in catches for the last position and whoever makes it as a High on the list ofthings that need three years, with his best effort com­ starter will be good." to be accomplished before the ing in 1982 with 42 grabs. Three freshmen who will 'toss completion of spring football is the During the spring, four upperclas­ their helmets' into the tight end establishment of a new man at the smen will try to take an early lead in derby when school starts in the fall tight end position. the tight end sweepstakes. Juniors will also compete for the starting Gone is last year's starter and all­ Mark Bavaro, Brian Bel)mer, Ricky berth. Joe Williams, a Sporting News America Tony Hunter. Second­ Gray and Steve Wilhertz are the con­ all-America selection, from Mon­ string end John Sweeney also tenders for the position. roeville, Pa., James Bobb from Port graduates. In fact, no monogram Gray and Bavaro are the current Arthur, Tex., and Tom Rehder from winners return. The Irish definitely frontrunners. Santa Maria, Calif.- will all join the have a slot to ftll. Both players have earned a long tight end ranks. list of accolades before coming to Gray thinks that it will be difficult Notre Dame. for any of the freshmen to get the Spring Football While at DeMatha High School, starting nod, but he does not ques­ Gray was named Player of the Year tion their talent or their certain '83 by The Washington Post, in addition value to the team. to being named an all-American by Bavaro, highly touted as a high The Irish coaches realize that they Parade Magazine. He caught 33 school senior in Massachusetts, was might not have an athlete like Hun­ passes for l,li.Ore than 550 yards unanimously named to Parade's ter to insert in the void, but that is during his high school career. first-team all-America squad, as well not to say that Notre Dame will be In the final game of his senior year, as other All-American honors. without a capable replact;.nent. Gray's team suffered a loss to Arch­ Bavaro, played on the prep team The tight end position has been a bishop Carroll, the result of a touch­ as a freshman, and saw limited action key for the Irish in recent years. down pass caught by Joe Howard last year. After seeing some playing Names such as Dave Casper ( 1973 ), with I 7 seconds left in the game. time in the Michigan game, he Ken MacAfee ( 1974-77 ), Dean Gray began his college football injured his hand and was out for six Mazstak ( 1978-81 ), and Hunter career in the warmth of South weeks. ( 1981-82) have anchored the Irish Carolina at Clemson as a freshman in Now contending with Gray for aerial offense in the past decade. 1980. He played in seven games for the starting spot, Bavaro, at 6'4 and Casper - who made his mark in the Tigers, starting in three, but 242-lbs, looks towards the fall as the the pros first with the Oakland catching just two passes. real test for the tight ends. Raiders - and MacAfee were first "Things didn't go like I expected "We're just looking to improve in team All-Americans during their at Clemson," says the 6'4, 220-lb the spring, so I can't say what is Notre Dame careers, while Hunter ' Gray. "They threw to the wide going to happen in the fall," explains The Observcr/Scou Bower ranks as the top pro prospect this receivers and didn't get it to the Bavaro, "It's hard to tell much after It was jackie Moran's two-run single that tied the second game year. tight ends very much. I also wanted a five practices. ofyesterday's doubleheader with Xavier. Notre Dame went on to As reflected in statistics, Notre better education than what I was "I feel most comfortable blocking, win 5-3, giving the Irish the sweep over the Musketeers. For more Dame's quarterbacks have made a getting." so I'll be working on running pat­ information on yesterday's games and all the Irish games over habit of throwing to their tight ends That led to Gray's transfer to Holy terns to get open and use my speed." break, see Mike Sullivan's story below. since 1975. For the last eight Cross junior College, where he Bavaro, like Gray, prefers to stayed for three semesters. He then reserve comment on the incoming transfered to Notre Dame in the fall freshmen. He points out that he of 1982. wasn't ready to start as a freshman. Regain confidence Gray is only the second football "It takes time to get the ex­ player to transfer here; the other was perience in games." fullback Larry Moriarity. Behmer, at 6'6 and 212-lbs, is Irish nine win 5-of-6 over break After spending most of last season presently the third-team player. By MIKE SULLIVAN wins. The Irish blew a comfortable shutout. But, with runners on first learning plays and playing on special "I just try to go out there and do Assistant Sports Editor lead in the first game and forced and second, third baseman Carl teams, Gray is ready for the chal­ my best," says Behmer, "I know themselves to go into the extra Vuono could not handle a grounder, lenge of going for the position as the everyone else is doing a good job. For some people, Easter Break is a frames before getting the win. They allowing Xavier to stay alive. The top tight end. _, "This spring I'm trying to get all of good time to catch up on work. For redeemed themselves in the second next batter tripled in three runs and All agree that the position is a the plays down, and gain some con- · others, it's a time to relax and catch game, however, as they came from a the game was sent into overtime. definitely a priority for next year's fidence," says Gray. "This is my first up on sleep. For the Notre Dame two-run deficit to win. There was not nearly as much offense - and with the depth and spring here and I'm a little anxious talent exhibited by those competing baseball players, Easter Break was a The second game, played in an oc­ drama in the other four games as ex­ about playing. It's going well so far, time to get back the confidence that casional downpour, may have been ceilent Irish pitching kept Val­ for the job this spring, and next fall, but I think I can improve more. Gerry Faust's wish list may be one II losses in 14 games had taken the highlight of the break. Unlike the paraiso in check, holding the Valpo "Notre Dame has always used the item shorter by the time the Irish in­ away. first game, and many of the previous batters to just ten hits in two games, tight end in its offense. I don't think augurate the season at Purdue in Five wins in six games, including games, the Irish made the plays in and was effective against Xavier in September. three Midwestern City Conference the field when they counted and let the first doubleheader on Monday. that anyone should worry about the victories, did the trick. the other team make the costly er­ Bill Matre was the most im­ "The only way to get confidence ror. pressive as he pitched two in oneself," explained Irish coach Buster Lopes started on the complete-game victories. He Larry Gallo, "is to do something that mound for Gallo. The sophomore shutout Xavier, 9-0, on just six hits Largest hoops tourney; gets positive results." overpowered the Xavier batters for after allowing Valparaiso six hits and The positive results included a the first three innings, allowing just no earned runs. The impressive out­ pair of 4-2 wins at Valparaiso and vic­ one hit. But inactivity began to pay ings dropped his ERA below 2.00. Bookstore XII tips off tories in three of four games with its price in the fourth as he got tired. Steve Whitmyer also pitched very MCC rival, Xavier. The fine showing The Musketeers took advantage of well, winning a four-hitter over Val­ ByJEFFBLUMB players on campus." turned a poor 3-11 record into a this and scored three runs before paraiso before being victimized by Sports Writer The Even Worse Off, captained by decent 8-12 slate and gave Gallo and Tom Conlin relieved Lopes. The poor Irish fielding in a 6-3 loss to Mike Cornett and Larry Augustine his young squad a boost as they start runs put Xavier in the lead, 3-1. Xavier. Campus basketball junkies have from Flanner Hall were chosen to into a marathon 54-game schedule. The Notre Dame hitters had GregJaun and Conlin also picked anxiously been awaiting its coming play in the game entirely at random. "I hope this (break) was a turning problems coming up with the big hit up wins for Notre Dame. since March 17, the end of the Irish The 5 12 teams in this year's r oint in the season," said Gallo. that they needed to get them back "I was really pleased with varsity season - now, it's finally tournament makes it the World's "We're hitting a lot better now and into the game - until the sixth in­ everybody," said Gallo. "Everyone is here. Largest Basketball Tournament, al­ we're still getting some darn good ning. Taking advantage of Xavier preparing themselves better in­ Bookstore XII. though the Guinness Book of World pitching. There's nothing better fielding problems and the lack of dividually and you've got to be Bookstore Basketball returns to Records has not officially recorded it than hitting a good streak - you just control of the Musketeer pitchers, prepared ind.vidually ifyou're going Notre Dame for the 12th time as such. can't wait to get out to the park for the Irish loaded the bases with only to be prepared as a team." tonight with the second annual Hall the next game." one out. The team's sudden success over of Fame game starting at 6: I 5 on Things definitely seemed to be Second baseman Jackie Moran the break does not surprise Gallo. Bookstore court 9. Love and the Bookstore XI1 going well for the Irish yesterday as then delivered a two-run single to "That (the sudden change in a Shooting Stars will square off against they followed a doubleheader split knot the score at 3-3. The rally did team's fortunes) is why baseball is The Even Worse Off as competition of Xavier with a 4-3, 5-3 sweep of the not stop ther_e as Chryst came played more than practiced," he begins to see who will succeed Full '~usketeers. Both games were through with his game-winner. said. "You can look real bad one day House as Bookstore Champion. decided in Notre Dame's last at bat. "Rick Chryst was something like 0 and real good the next. The two teams were chosen to "They (the Guinness people) Greg Hudas' bases-loaded single in for 6 at the plate up to that point in "But it's difficult to tell a team lead off this 512-team tournament have us on file and have told us to the II th gave the Irish the win in the the day," said Gallo, "but I didn't with as much inexperience as ours for different reasons. Love and the call ourselves 'The World's Largest first game, while Rick Chryst want anyone else at the plate in that that had lost three one-run games in Shooting Stars were tabbed because Basketball Tournament' until clinched the nightcap with a particular spot." a row, that there is still a long way to of their top two players, Irish varsity someone tells otherwise," explained tiebreaking single in the sixth. The clutch hitting more than go. Just like you can lose a lot of forward Karl Love and guard John Dziedzic. "But they are not willing The pair of wins was a good way to made up for the poor fielding that ground with three straight losses, Frierot. to open up any new categories at send the team into its next game almost cost Notre Dame the first you can gain a lot of ground in a hur­ "We figured that they were an at­ this time." tomorrow against Bethel College. game. ry. traction because of Karl Love," says A team will need nine victories to While they were both marked with Irish starter Mark Clementz "I'm still confident that we'll have Tournament Commissioner Dave win this year's tournament and, on late-inning heroics, however, they breezed into the seventh with a 3-0 a real good year," he added, "but Dziedzic, "and a lot of people see Sunday, April 2-4, emerge as the were actually very different kinds of lead and was one out away from a we've got a long way to go." Frierot as one of the best non-varsity see FEVER,page 8