Iowa State University Capstones, Theses and Retrospective Theses and Dissertations Dissertations 1999 The almG ud variations: a stereophonic novel John Anthony Lane Iowa State University Follow this and additional works at: https://lib.dr.iastate.edu/rtd Part of the Creative Writing Commons, and the English Language and Literature Commons Recommended Citation Lane, John Anthony, "The almG ud variations: a stereophonic novel " (1999). Retrospective Theses and Dissertations. 6989. https://lib.dr.iastate.edu/rtd/6989 This Thesis is brought to you for free and open access by the Iowa State University Capstones, Theses and Dissertations at Iowa State University Digital Repository. It has been accepted for inclusion in Retrospective Theses and Dissertations by an authorized administrator of Iowa State University Digital Repository. For more information, please contact
[email protected]. The Galmud variations A stereophonic novel by John Anthony Lane A thesis submitted to the graduate faculty in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the degree of MASTER OF ARTS Major: English (Creative Writing) Major Professor: Neal Bowers Iowa State University Ames, Iowa 1999 Copyright © John Anthony Lane, 1999 All rights reserved II Graduate College Iowa State University This is to certify that the Master's thesis of John Anthony Lane has met the thesis requirements of Iowa State University Major Professor For The Major Program For the Graduate College Ill For my wife, Diana "I'm very much the anti-hero in real life, you see, but I compensate madly in my dreams." --Glenn Gould IV TABLE OF CONTENTS THE GALMUD VARIATIONS 1 THE SOUND OF A MAN LISTENING 8 THREE AND ONE-THIRD IMPROMPTUDES 23 LATECOMERS 37 THE IDEA OF INTERNAL GEOGRAPHY 55 GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE 78 ORIGINS, ORANGES 93 MOMENTARY AWE 109 ANNA MAGDALENA'S NOTEBOOK 140 REVOLUTIONS PER MINUTE 174 THE GALMUD VARIATIONS It is said that Galmud, after fifty classical recordings and hundreds of piano concerts from Carnegie to Istanbul, is giving up his career.