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You are here, finally! TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the We wish you a warm cost of long distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments charge as much Publisher / Editor: as U.S. $7.00 per minute! Allyna Vineberg CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from [email protected] the U.S. and Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and IUSAcell, the local Office & Sales: 223-1128 carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, Contributors: then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit the prefix if dialling a land line. Anna Reisman LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 10%-15% Joe Harrington of the bill at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, Krystal Frost Giselle Belanger If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite taxis, waiters, maids, etc. depending on the Ronnie Bravo got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at the maps service. Some businesses and offices close from Tommy Clarkson on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In restaurants, it is considered poor manners Stan Gabruk Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - one of the largest bays in to present the check before it is requested, so Harriet Murray this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north when you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta, por Gil Gevins and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against Catherine Caldera MONEY EXCHANGE: Banks will give you a John Warren the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on higher rate of exchange than the exchange October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 Jake Ames, MD HMD booths (caja de cambio), though not all offer Heather Wilson kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, exchange services to foreigners. Better yet, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations. if you have a “bank card”, withdraw funds from your account back home. Try to avoid Cover Photo: AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal exchanging money at your hotel. Traditionally, Mariachi at La Cappella POPULATION: 325,000 inhabitants currency in Mexico although Canadian and those offer the worst rates. by Danilo Rottigni CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average American dollars are widely accepted. WHAT TO DO: Even if your all-inclusive hotel www.PhotographerVallarta.com of 300 sunny days per year. The temperature BUSES: A system of urban buses with is everything you ever dreamed of, you should averages 28°C (82°F) and the rainy season different routes. Current fare is $7.50 Pesos experience at least a little of all that Vallarta Graphic Designer: extends from late June to early October. per ticket and passengers must purchase has to offer - it is truly a condensed version of Leo Robby R.R. FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great a new ticket every time they board another all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned Webmaster: variety of animal species such as iguana, bus. There are no “transfers”. Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos guacamaya, deer, raccoon, etc. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined and Ixtapa, were developed. Millions have pvmcitypaper.com SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses zones of the town. Do not enter a taxi without been spent to ensure that the original “small Online Team two Marine National Parks - Los Arcos and the agreeing on the price with the driver FIRST. town” flavor is maintained downtown, in the An Important Notice: Marieta Islands - where diving is allowed under If you are staying in a hotel, you may want to Old Town and on the South Side. certain circumstances but fishing of any kind is check the rates usually posted in the lobby. DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a The PVMIRROR wants your views and comments. Please send them prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit Also, if you know which restaurant you want Mexican vacation must inevitably lead to an by e-mail to: [email protected] of the humpback whales, dolphins and manta to go, do not let the driver change your mind. encounter with Moctezuma’s revenge is just rays in the winter. During the summer, sea turtles, Many restaurateurs pay commissions to taxi that: false. For the 26th year in a row, Puerto PV Mirror es una publicación semanal. a protected species, arrive to its shores to lay drivers and you may end up paying more than Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification Certificados de licitud de título y contenido en tramite. Prohibida la their eggs. you should, in a second-rate establishment! of purity for human consumption. It is one of reproducción total o parcial de su ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly There are 2 kinds of taxi cabs: those at the only two cities in Mexico that can boast of such contenido, imágenes y/o fotografías sin on tourism, construction and to a lesser degree, airport and the maritime port are usually vans accomplishment. True, the quality of the water previa autorización por escrito del editor. on agriculture, mainly tropical fruit such as that can only be boarded there. They have tested at the purification plant varies greatly Note: mango, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, pre-fixed rates per passenger. City cabs are from what comes out of the tap at the other end. To Advertisers & Contributors and those guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. yellow cars that charge by the ride, not by So do be careful. On the other hand, most large with public interest announcements, passenger. When you ask to go downtown, hotels have their own purification equipment the deadline for publication is: Index many drivers let you off at the beginning of and most restaurants use purified water. If you the area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified 2:00 pm on fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so why bottled water just about anywhere. Monday of the week walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main plaza, the EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American prior to publication. Church or the flea market? Pick up a free tourists often fall in love with one of the many map, and insist on your full value from the stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. Many would like to 250 words max, full name, street or driver! Note the number of your taxi in case bring it back with them, but believe that the laws e-mail address and/or tel. number for verification purposes only. If you do of any problem, or if you forget something do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would not want your name published, we will in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can like to bring a cat or a dog back home, call the respect your wishes. Letters & articles help you check it out or lodge a complaint. local animal shelter for more info: 293-3690. become the property of the PVMIRROR TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning and may be edited and/or condensed for publication. The articles in this on Central Time, as is the area of the State of would be to take one of the City Tours offered publication are provided for the purpose Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the north to the by the local tour agencies. Before boarding, of entertainment and information only. Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La make sure you have a map and take note of the The PV Mirror City Paper does not Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, places you want to return to. Then venture off accept any responsibility or liability for the content of the articles on this site Punta Mita, etc. North of Lo De Marcos, the beaten path. Explore a little. Go farther than or reliance by any person on the site’s Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on the tour bus takes you. And don’t worry - this is contents. Any reliance placed on such Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. a safe place. information is therefore strictly at such person’s own risk. 3

Opening in the vibrant and historic old town of Puerto Vallarta in early February 2018, Hotel Amapa embodies the fusion of traditional Mexican aesthetic with a laidback yet spirited vision in contemporary design bringing a new, fresh vibe to the area. With over 35 years of hospitality experience, developer David Harries led a pioneering team including Antoine Ratigan of Circleminds, Nicole Haime of NMH Creative, and general manager Adalberto Reiter, to conceptualise Hotel Amapa which will offer 55 rooms one block from Playa Los Muertos. The hotel, proudly part of the Design Hotels collection, will act as a catalyst for change in the area by providing something (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location currently unattainable – great design, an ideal location and 6 dedicated service. Named after the neighbourhood within the Zona Romantica in which the hotel is located, an Amapa is also a beautiful tree which blooms a pink blossom. This inspired Circleminds to look upon national figures such as Luis Barragan and his purist approach to colour and form when crafting the look and feel of the property. A showcase space for Mexican design, the hotel is filled with bespoke local craftsmanship, with barro coverings from Oaxaca by David Pompa, weaves by artist Mariella Motilla and artisanal hammocks from the Yucatan peninsula. Having seen Puerto Vallarta develop over time, Harries decided upon the town due to its quirky mix of rich history, vibrant street life, expat community, embracing locals, relaxing beaches, and imposing mountains. With a strong vision to support the revitalization of Puerto Vallarta, Hotel Amapa will be an accessible oasis offering something for everyone. As a cultural hub away from the all-inclusive resorts, Harries has located the hotel in the bustling old town where guests can benefit from its close proximity to the towns very best restaurants, bars, hikes, and idyllic beaches. “We are introducing a new vibe for hospitality in Puerto Vallarta with the opening of Hotel Amapa,” said Harries. “Having travelled to Puerto Vallarta for the last 25 years, it is important that we put our guests in the Mexican state of mind; protecting Puerto Vallarta’s heritage while celebrating the future with genuine and original design, service, and food and beverage offerings. “With Hotel Amapa we want to create a place where guests visit and live like a local and (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location leave having had an authentic and inspiring experience.” Map) on Central number (See location 21 (Source: www.breakingtravelnews.com) 31 4

at The River Café at 9 a.m. For the last 30 years, the Puerto Vallarta Rotary Club Sur has provided scholarships to hundreds of students who have graduated, become members and are now professionals helping other students get an education. They mentor, guide and connect them to businesses to obtain jobs. Our event will include great raffle prices, which will help us provide even more scholarships and create an opportunity for our continued students and sponsor more youngsters pursuing a better future. We invite you to join us, be part of a family who is in need of a breath of fresh air when their child gets this opportunity of a lifetime. We graduate many students, from high school, middle college and university, by providing aid to get their certification at the end of their studies. To obtain their certification & diploma, they need between $400. and $500. USD, depending on the career they have chosen. Without this certification, they cannot work in their field. We take them from the beginning; our commitment is to see a professional at the end of 4 or 5 years. This year we implemented a new program for families with cancer. They receive scholarships, school utilities, lunch, bus fare, glasses, uniforms and clothes for school. With the help of the community, we have opened a pantry to improve the diets for these children. We also provide refrigerators, stoves, furniture, baby cribs, special diets, and some medical equipment. The community in PV is determined to help children with special needs. Thanks to many friends in PV, we are making a difference in the lives of many families. We need professionals making decisions for us in PV. We invite you to visit us any Thursday morning for our weekly breakfast at The Marriott Hotel, get to know the 25 programs we provide to improve many families lives in Vallarta. 100% of the proceeds will be distributed for scholarships. Please buy your tickets at The River Café, or at Andale’s Restaurant. $500 pesos per person.

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in PV for a week, a season or the rest of your life? And where you might like to live? The Home Tours, run by the International Friendship Club (IFC) will give you a peek at some of the beautiful homes that are perched high in the hills of Conchas Chinas, clinging to the cliffs above Banderas Bay or nestled behind high walls and surrounded by gardens close to the market in the colonia of Emiliano Zapata. The tours run every Tuesday and Wednesday mornings and start from the Sea Monkey Restaurant, located on Aquiles Serdan on the beach, at 10:30. Seating on our comfortable, air-conditioned buses is limited, so it’s best to buy your tickets a day or so before online at www. ifctoursforvallarta.com or at our office which is at the northeast corner of Insurgentes where the bridge crosses the River Cuale. For details about IFC: www.ifcvallarta.com Tours last about three hours and require the ability to walk on cobbled streets and to climb quite a few stairs. You will enjoy the commentary of our knowledgeable docents who will be able to answer all your questions about the homes, life in Puerto Vallarta and the IFC. The tour costs $600 pesos and all of the profits are used by the IFC to support its cleft palate program and to provide financial help to about 20 charities here in Puerto Vallarta. 5

many wonderful memories for me. I tell you, I floated out of the theater on a high after this show... www. incantovallarta.com 223-9756 Heather Wilson Coming up December 9, animal benefactor Yvonne Kalman’s glitzy This past week contained many a Another indefatigable restaurant annual fundraiser at her stunning hearty laugh, largely thanks to seeing owner here is my friend Colette Zarry of home. With elaborate food, music Ripcord at the Boutique, Greater Langostinos on the beach and founder and other entertainments, this event Tuna at Incanto, and the wildly of Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic, a is always the talk of the town. Don’t expressive auctioneer John Curley godsend in this town. Initially, we miss if you enjoy a great night out in doing his thing at the glittery SPCA bonded over animal rescue and recently the company of kind-hearted people – de PV fundraiser. over a must-try guacamole made at tickets going fast! But life has its flipside, the man who your table – so I can’t tell you how 222-4019 or 222-9780 held my heart for 27 years departing surprised I was by her sizzling theater And it would not be the festive this mortal coil November 27. debut in Ripcord this week! She acts season in Vallarta without our Most knew Memo Barroso of like she was born to it! Also joining 40-member Puerto Vallarta Chamber the Pancake House as a successful the thespian ranks in this play, former Orchestra Christmas concerts! restaurateur who cracked jokes in Uncommon Grounds Chill Out Lounge Sunday, December 17th at the three languages. I knew him as an co-owner Lydia Damato. The show American School in Puerto Vallarta outstandingly creative, intelligent runs at 6 p.m. this Thursday, Friday and Monday, December 18th at Salon and very private man, an endlessly and Saturday and the same three nights Paraíso (between Hospital San Javier fascinating “mad scientist” passionate the following week, ending December and the Harkness Institute) in Nuevo about everything he did, whether 9. Break a leg, amigas! www.btpv.org Vallarta. The program features writing books about Mexico (well (322) 728-6878 Mozart’s Symphony No. 25 in G before the Internet, which meant And then there’s the startlingly Minor and Rossini’s Barber of Seville, personally researching every detail diversified Incanto owner Tracy as well as Christmas-themed music. and location), travelling the world, Parks, who seamlessly takes on any Start time is 8 p.m., 150 pesos for sculpting, making glass art, gardening, role. From now through January, adults and 50 pesos for children and or taking (and giving) endless cooking co-starring in Greater Tuna with students. Consider noting the dates classes. Always exploring the best the brilliant Ron Spencer. The on your calendar now! Facebook: way to do things, he smoked his own promotional material aptly describes IAM PV Instituto de Artes Musicales meat, roasted his own coffee, followed it as a “Hilarious satire! Small Puerto Vallarta, Cell: 322-131-8800. his own path. In recent years creating towns… Small minds… Big Hearts.” Meanwhile, we have intellectually a food and wine game absorbed him, Also at Incanto Wednesday nights challenging movies to enjoy every teetering stacks of books on most at 6:30, the outstanding Bohemia Tuesday at 7 p.m. for just 70 pesos. every surface delighting him with Viva in their new show Kaleidoscope. Sponsored by Democrats Abroad occult facts about all things edible and The synergy between this Argentine at the Jazz Foundation (located drinkable. I will post on Facebook duo is extraordinary, their music, at Allende and the Malecon), a or in an upcoming column when a their stories, running the gamut discussion follows. And every third celebration of his life is planned. of emotions and bringing back so week a social hour precedes the film. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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Pasitos De Luz And Colina Spay & Neuter Clinic

Every year, local vendors and businesses gather to sell their goods at those markets… locally grown organic fruit and vegetables, homemade yogurt and cheeses, jams, local honey, soaps and lotions, fresh cut flowers, jewelry, shoes and clothes, art creations, etc. Next game: Wednesday, December 6th Mondays - 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. - Cards go on sale 3 p.m., Games start at 4 p.m. Bucerías Monday Market at the Art Walk Plaza th Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. – Join us on Wednesday, December 6 for CHARITY BINGO! All proceeds Bohemio Artisans Co-op – 625 Lazaro Cardenas support Colina Spay and Neuter (free spay and neuter services for cats Thursdays - 6 to 10 p.m. - and dogs to those who are unable to pay help) and the children of Pasitos Marina Thursday Night Market along the Malecon of Marina Vallarta. de Luz (non-profit organization that provides care and rehabilitation for Fridays – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. - disabled children from low-income families in Puerto Vallarta). Sayulita Market near the entrance to the town on Revolución. Our bingo games are played on paper cards and we supply ink daubers! Fridays – 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. - Buy a package of seven games for $100 pesos or VIP bingo package for $300 Marsol Market in the lobby of the Marsol Hotel, by the Pier which includes not only the games, but 5 tickets for our amazing RAFFLE Saturdays – 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. – and 50/50 BLACKOUT GAME! Each game allows you three chances to Three Hens and a Rooster Market – 466 V. Carranza win! The winner of each game receives a bingo bag full of great certificates Saturdays - 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. – generously donated by local restaurants and businesses! The final blackout Olas Altas Farmers’ Market at Lazaro Cardenas Park game pays the winner cash with the winner taking home half the pot in Saturdays - 9:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. – Lo de Marcos Market pesos! Last Bingo, the BlackOut winner went home with $2700 pesos! Saturdays - 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. – Extra Card to play! Artisans’ Market in Nuevo Vallarta behind the OXXO by Villa Varadero Bring, to bingo, new or gently used clothing and Kathleen Palmer, Sundays – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. - owner of Deja New Consignment, will sell them at her store and donate a La Cruz Sunday Market along the Malecon of the La Cruz Marina percentage of the proceeds to whichever charity you specify of Pasitos de Great fun, tons of samples and treats …and a great way to support the LOCAL economy. Luz or Colina Spay & Neuter. You receive one FREE bingo card for each of the seven regular games. Bingo is played upstairs at Nacho Daddy’s (287 Basilio Badillo). The room is large, air-conditioned and smoke free. Children are welcome! Come play bingo, have fun, support these amazing charities and enjoy the great atmosphere, food and beverage specials! If you are interested in donating a product or service, we would be happy to help promote your business. Please contact Verity Leslie at [email protected] for details. Please give a shout out to and support our amazing sponsors: ACT II, Casa Isabel, Red Room, Diamonds Iinternational, Alexander A Salon, Lucy’s Cuca Cabana, Langostinos, Cheeky Monkey, Sea Monkey, Bagel World, Deja New Consignment, Dr. Rachel Holistic Chiropractic, Barcelona Tapas, Nacho Daddy, Cassandra Shaw Jewelry, Fab Fabric Fellows, Marcia Blondin, and more! Bingo is played every other Wednesday, until April at the same time and location. Don’t miss out! Future 2017 BINGO games to mark on your calendar: December 20. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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Visionary muralist takes the podium next

“TED Talk Tuesdays” will be presented from 9 to 11 a.m. on alternating Tuesdays through the 2017-2018 season.

Here is the remaining “TED Talk Tuesdays” schedule: December 19: Marcella Castellanos - Health Coach, Activist, Workshop Facilitator. “Revitalize Your Energy, Recharge Your Life: Five ways to lose weight, feel great, and look 10 years younger.” January 9: Michael Lindner - CEO, Palliative Care Nurse, Classical Musician. “Dementia, You’re Not the Boss of Me!” January 23: Petr Myska - Photographer, Biologist, Author. “Nature: Puerto Vallarta’s Greatest Asset.” February 6: Kathleen Naomi Atkins and Todd Atkins - New owners of XocoDiva Chocolates. “Chocolates: A Valentine’s Day Love Story.” Admission includes chocolate samples! February 20: Sol Rose - Restaurateur, Singer, Stage Star. “From Melodies to Meatloaf: How To Succeed in Business WITH Really Trying.” A visionary Mexican street March 6: Dr. Marcia Hootman - Writer, Minister, Musician. artist is the second speaker in the “How Much Does a Grudge Weigh?” Boutique Dinner Theatre’s 2017- 18 schedule. Each week, an “interesting Muralist Misael Ivan Lopez was person” living in Puerto Vallarta born in 1987 in Nuevo Laredo, shares his or her expertise and Mexico. hen he was 2, his family insights, on a variety of socially moved to Minnesota in search of relevant topics. better work opportunities. is time Each talk concludes with a in the United States reflects in half-hour interactive discussion, in which audience members may his work, with a touch of graffiti make comments and ask questions and pop art that underlines his of the speaker. Most presentations American roots. will be accompanied by slide In 2010, he was deported illustrations and other media. back to Mexico, where he found Audience-goers are encouraged himself displaced in culture to remain after the presentations, shock. e discovered his love for to cultivate friendships and Mexican indigenous and ancient continue discussions, during a art, like the Huichol people and no-host lunch. The Boutique the Mayan culture. The fusion of Theater is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, a popular For updates, these cultures makes for a style restaurant, bar and music venue, please go to btpv. of his own, projecting ideas of at 287 Basilio Badillo. Its org, or follow spirituality and the universe in a “Mex-Tex” menu includes such The Boutique direct way with vivid imagery. He favorites as Tortilla Soup, Steak Dinner Theatre recently opened his own gallery Nachos, and Chicken Fajitas. on Facebook. in Puerto Vallarta, and his work in Tickets cost $250 pesos each. You can also community projects has restored While tickets may be remaining at message spaces in neglected neighborhoods. the door for presentations, some producer “Cultural Fusion: A Muralist’s ticket-seekers had to be turned Catherine Artistic Journey” is his topic, on away last year. Advance ticket

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designed for six, to the dentist for free check-ups and treatment followed by supper of pizza. The group was usually back in Boca before nightfall and then many of the kids had to make their way John Warren back to their coastal homes by the family’s boat or had to trudge back along jungle paths to their village. It was such a popular “To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, service for parents and the kids that the idea for a medical/dental there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist,” said clinic in Boca was hatched. George Bernard Shaw, the Irish playwright. Dental Amistad is housed in the new medical building in Boca Until now the people suffering from a total lack of dental de Tomatlán and was constructed in 2014-15 through a joint effort check-ups and toothaches who live in Boca de Tomatlan and the of the Sister City Santa Barbara, CA, the local Club Rotario Puerto surrounding coastal villages of Las Animas, Quimixto, Yelapa, Vallarta Sur, and the Ejido de Boca de Tomatlán / Mismaloya, Pizota, Mismaloya and Las Juntas/Los Veranos have had to travel using the SEDISOL 3-1 program of the government of Mexico. to Boca by boat and then ride the bus or a pick-up truck into Puerto Christina, who is a member of the International Friendship Club Vallarta to visit a dentist. But I am very happy to report that on (IFC) in PV, approached the Club for funding the purchase of the Tuesday, December 5th, that situation will be hugely improved dental equipment in the new clinic. Using funds raised through the when the new Dental Amistad (medical/dental clinic) in Boca De IFC’s Home Tours, the Club approved her request and purchased Tomatlán will celebrate its Grand Opening. the necessary equipment: dental chair, lights, attachments, dental Christina Martell, a long-term resident of Boca De Tomatlán, compressor, autoclave and x-ray machine. decided about five years ago that the children of that village – a Dr. Francisco Rodriguez, who operates RODGUARD Dental 40-minute bus ride south of Puerto Vallarta - should have regular Boutique in PV, has generously volunteered to oversee this new dental check-ups and treatment available to them. She found a community dental effort. Dental Amistad will be staffed with dentist in Vallarta, Dr. Gerardo Mijares Valles, who would provide volunteer dentists from Vallarta. All dentists in Vallarta are being free services to as many kids as Christina could bring into town asked to consider donating four hours per month in community on a Thursday afternoon. Christina put the word out in Boca and, service to this important rural effort. very soon, she was transporting ten or a dozen kids in a vehicle The IFC has been supporting the initial program effort for the last five years with a monthly donation of 2,500 pesos per month to support the IFC Student Outreach Program. This will continue in the new Dental Amistad. Most students have been donating 40 pesos per visit to help with their dental care. The dental program for adults will be introduced in 2018. Donations of dental supplies, toothbrushes and toothpaste are needed by Dental Amistad to support its community dental outreach efforts in the remote pueblos of Cabo Corrientes. If you would like to donate these supplies, please purchase them and drop them off at the IFC offices located upstairs, above the HSBC bank downtown, at the corner of Insurgentes and Libertad. The office is open Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. IFC is a registered charity in Mexico, has over 600 members, one staff member and a ton of volunteers. All the profits from the Home Tours, lectures, bridge classes, Spanish lessons and social events are used to support the Club’s cleft palate program, the dental outreach program and almost 20 charitable organizations in the city. The members realise how lucky they are to have experienced their education and lifestyles and are enthusiastic in helping the children of Puerto Vallarta to do the same. The charities supported by IFC include orphanages, a day home for severely disabled children, musical groups and after-school education. If you are interested in becoming a member, please check out www.ifcvallarta.com If you would like to take a Home Tour (see separate article) please see www.toursforvallarta.com All are (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location welcome. 30 9

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Get out your party hats, put on your dancing shoes and mark the date on your calendar: Friday, November 24th, the first South Side Shuffle of the season. The Shuffle, now in its eighth year, is put on twice a month by a group of twenty businesses centered on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo, in the heart of the Romantic Zone. The party goes from six to ten p.m., and is an event that locals and visitors alike look forward to with great anticipation. The participating businesses (art galleries, shops, restaurants, clubs and theaters) all serve complimentary beverages. Whether you want to meet our local artists, or do some serious shopping, or listen to some great music, or just walk around Vallarta’s favorite neighborhood soaking up the festive atmosphere, the Shuffle is a wonderful way to spend your Friday night. The majority of the participating businesses are located on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo. But there are also some great places to stop on nearby Constitucion Street. In fact, the organizers have made sure that this experience is a “compact” one. All twenty participants are located in a short two-block stretch, so no matter how “happy” you get with all your complimentary drinks, you can still visit every location with ease. The Shuffle has so much to offer. One of the main attractions is shopping. By chance, many of Vallarta’s finest shops and galleries are located on the principal block of the party. Fine art, jewelry and Mexican crafts of the very best quality can be found in abundance, not to mention some great food and fabulous entertainment. All the businesses on this magical stretch of Basilio Badillo and Constitución streets have something special to offer. For the opportunity to ogle, mingle, tipple and even purchase some really wonderful art, it is an event not to be missed. The Southside Shuffle really is a must. You’ll have a ton of fun.

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The Virgin of Guadalupe is special favors. People arrive on of “La Guadalupe” but as of press Mexico’s patron saint. The church foot from all around, including time, we still have no definitive dedicated to Her in Puerto Vallarta places as far away as Talpa. information from the local is a landmark which has become There are traditional floats authorities as to where or whether known around the world. Each and pre-Hispanic Aztec dancers, the food stands will be set up. year in this town, as in the rest of chanting, singing and praying. The The traditions surrounding the Mexico, major celebrations and crown atop the church is usually Virgin of Guadalupe began in the peregrinaciones (pilgrimages) all lit up, bells ring, fireworks year 1531, on a Saturday before begin on December 1st to culminate burst in the night skies, and -in dawn, when a 57-year old Aztec with the most spectacular fireworks previous years- the central square Indian who had recently converted display on the 12th, the Day of Our was filled with stands offering to Christianity and been baptized Lady of Guadalupe. traditional Mexican foods such as Juan Diego, was getting ready to she was Holy Mary, the Mother of Every restaurant, hotel, pozole, tamales, strawberries and go to church and do some errands. God. She told him that She wanted community, association, street cream, fried plantains and churros, Juan came to a hill called Tepeyac, him to tell the Bishop to erect a and even nightclub has its own a fried sweet pastry. This authentic near what would become the heart shrine in her name in the specific designated time - usually starting festivity setting and the delicious of Mexico City. He heard beautiful spot where She stood. around 5 p.m. - to make a aromas that emanate from all birds singing. Then he heard a This was the beginning to a series “pilgrimage” to the Church of Our the stands are a delight to all our voice from the mount calling his of four apparitions from the Blessed Lady of Guadalupe in the center of senses. This year, Vallarta expects name. He saw a beautiful brown- Virgin to Juan Diego. He related his town, where a special brief mass hundreds of different pilgrimages skinned lady in an aura of blazing vision to the then Archbishop Juan is held to offer thanks and ask for to take place during the twelve days light, and she revealed to him that de Zumarraga who, being a skeptic (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

1 11 and disbelieving the entire story, A great miracle occurred: the Holy pronounced “quatlasupe” and In Mexico City, the major ordered Juan to ask the Mother of Mother caused roses of Castilla sound remarkably like the Spanish celebration in honor of the Virgin God for a sign so that all would see to bloom - in the dead of winter, word Guadalupe. Coa meaning of Guadalupe begins on the evening that the apparitions were real. in a place where roses had never serpent, tla being the noun ending of December 11th, when hundreds Dejected and depressed because bloomed before. Juan Diego picked which can be interpreted as “the”, of thousands of pilgrims from all his uncle had fallen very ill, Juan the beautiful flowers and brought while xopeuh means to crush or over Mexico arrive in the square went back to the place of the them to the Bishop in his tilma, stamp out. So Our Lady must have of the Basilica of Guadalupe, apparitions to tell the Blessed a very thin cactus cloth. When called herself the one “who crushes many crawling on their knees in Virgin what had transpired. It is he unfolded the cloth to show the the serpent”. The event as a whole penitence. Gifts to the Virgin written that She answered him: flowers to the Bishop, a beautiful was most important in linking the include performances of traditional “Know for certain that I am the image of the Virgin Mary appeared polytheistic beliefs of the Indians dances and haunting, prayerful perfect and perpetual Virgin Mary, on Juan Diego’s tilma for all to see. with those of their Christian songs. The chanting, singing, and Mother of the True God... here I And his uncle had been cured. converters - then and until this day. dancing last throughout the night. will show and offer all my love, Cactus cloth usually deteriorates my compassion, my help and very fast, but this tilma is still miraculously intact and inexplicably remains the same as it was when Juan Diego wore it - like the Shroud of Turin. The tilma with the picture of the virgin Holy Mary, Mother of God can still be seen today in the Our Lady of Guadalupe Basilica in Mexico City, which was built on the exact site indicated by Her to Juan Diego back in 1531. That site became especially significant as it used to be the Aztec temple to Tonanzin, the earth goddess. This coincidence helped Christian priests in the conversion efforts and is seen as another miracle in itself. Thus, the Virgin, or Lady of Guadalupe, is identified protection to the people. I am your with the Aztec earth goddess and merciful Mother, the Mother of all mother of humankind. Today, the who love me, of those who cry to Basilica in Mexico City is visited me, of those who have confidence in by over 10 million faithful, making me. Here I will hear their weeping it second only to the Vatican among and their sorrows... their necessities religious sites. and misfortunes... Listen and let it The origin of the name Guadalupe penetrate your heart... Do not be has always been a matter of troubled or weighed down with grief. controversy. It is nevertheless Do not fear any illness or vexation, believed that the name came about anxiety or pain. Am I not here who because of the translation from am your Mother? Are you not under Nahuatl to Spanish of the words used my shadow and protection? Am I by the Virgin during her apparition not your fountain of life? Are you to Juan Bernardino, the ailing uncle not in the folds of my mantle? In of Juan Diego. It is believed that the crossing of my arms? Is there Our Lady used the Aztec Nahuatl anything else you need?” word “coatlaxopeuh” which is 12

The California Sun duo will present a American Idol alum, singer / songwriter tribute to ‘The Beach Boys and friends’ David Hernandez sings pop/R&B through for one night only, Saturday, Dec. 2 at 7 December 4, accompanied by Jean- p.m. Guy Schryer’s and Jamie Shear`s Guy Comeau on piano. Popular singer / uncanny ability to listen to a record, songwriter Spencer Day sings his original determine how it’s put together, and music through December 14 (see calendar then do it themselves is the key to their for dates/showtimes). amazingly accurate rendition of the ‘Greater Tuna’, starring Tracy Parks iconic group. They will perform Beach and Ron Spencer opened to rousing Boys classics “Surfin’ USA”, “California applause and is now playing through mid- Girls” and “Little Deuce Coupe” among January, 2018. This first in a series of others, as well as other hits of the era by comedic plays written by Jaston Williams, various artists. Joe Sears and Ed Howard, is based upon Hit stage comedy Buyer & Cellar opens the small fictional town of Tuna, Texas. for a limited run on Sunday, Dec. 3 at 7 p.m. A place chock full of eclectic characters Directed by Alain Perreault and starring who charm their way into the hearts of César Bravo, it’s an outrageous comedy by audiences. With over twenty characters Jonathan Tolins about the price of fame, played by just two actors with forty-two the cost of things, and the oddest of odd costume changes, it’s a wild, fun ride full jobs. Winner of the 2014–2015 Lucille of side-splitting comedy, directed this Lortel Award for Outstanding Solo Show, time by the award-winning Karen Baker. Tolins has concocted an irresistible one- Jean-Guy Comeau plays piano for man play about an underemployed actor Happy Hour on Mondays and Thursdays who goes to work in Barbra Streisand’s 5-7 p.m. Joby Hernandez sings and Malibu, Calif., basement. “Hilarious! plays guitar on Mondays at 7:30 p.m. Beyond brilliant. This show will go down and on Wednesdays at 5 p.m. featuring like butta!” — Entertainment Weekly. Latin and pop favorites in English and Actor César Bravo started his acting Spanish. Stolie plays Happy Hour on career in 2002 with El Grupo Municipal Tuesdays at 5 p.m. Latcho & Andrea: de Teatro de Puerto Vallarta. He later The Blond Gypsies play gypsy / flamenco lived and worked as an actor in Mexico on most Tuesdays at 7 p.m. Tongo plays City where he starred in a television series Latin/Cuban rhythms on his handmade called Al Final del Arcoiris. In 2014 Cesar flutes and drums on Wednesdays at 7:30. co-founded Perro Bravo Productions Bohemia Viva plays every Wednesday along with director Alain Perreault. Past at 6:30 p.m. Open Mic is on Thursdays credits include Princesas Desesperadas at 7 p.m. co-hosted by Tracy Parks and and Equus. Chris Kenny. ‘The Joanie Show’ starring Singer/songwriter Stolie returns to Joan Houston with Bob Bruneau plays Incanto for Happy Hour on Tuesdays at on Fridays at 5 p.m., followed by singer 5 p.m., beginning December 5. Hailing / guitarist Gabriel Reyes at 7 p.m. Bingo from Chicago, Ill., she has been singing with Pearl is held on Saturdays at 4 p.m. / performing live music on guitar and Chris Kenny plays on select Saturdays piano for more than 15 years, playing at 8 p.m., followed by Gabriel Reyes at at Millennium Park, Chicago Botanic 10 p.m. Pearl’s Gurlz Drag Revue plays Gardens, and at dozens of rock clubs on select Saturdays at 9:30 p.m. Pianist and restaurants. She has toured the USA Dennis Crow plays on Sundays starting at in support of her original music. She 5 p.m. The Red Suitcases band plays on had a very successful run at Incanto last Sundays at 7:30 p.m. with Salsa dancing season, developing a considerable local / lessons at 8 p.m. on the upper terrace. following. Watch for more of her shows No cover in the piano bar. Happy Hour in the cabaret this season. 2-6 p.m.

Tickets are available at www.IncantoVallarta.com with no online fees. Box Office hours are 9 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. daily. Casual dining is always available with Salvatore playing piano mornings starting at 10 a.m. Happy Hour 2-6 p.m. Contact General Manager Gilberto Figueroa for group and special (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location event bookings at [email protected] Incanto is located at 109 Insurgentes (at the Rio Cuale). Please call 223-9756 for reservations. 17 13

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Catherine Caldera The visionary Mexican street artist was born in 1987 and lives of Patsy Cline, Brenda Lee, and Connie Publicity Director in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. His time in the U.S. Francis for The Boutique. “Who else locally has reflects in his work, with a touch of graffiti and pop taken 17-plus years of various shows, and taken Mauricio Andrade, the magician, returns to the art that underlines his American roots. pieces of each one, then discussed and sang a song Boutique stage at 6 p.m. Monday, December 4. He “Into the Woods, Jr.” is a fast-paced production or two to illustrate her experiences? This idea is entertains all ages in both English and Spanish. with an international cast. “Red Riding Hood” is brilliant,” Beck writes. “She gives the audience Originally from Mexico City, Andrade grew up from Guadalajara. “Jack,” “The Baker” and “The inside information on her career, starting from being in Vera Cruz and now lives in Nuevo Vallarta. “I Wolf” are from California. A Cuban, and a couple a dancer, into actually headlining a show, to be the specialize in close-up magic, especially card magic,” of Canadians, also join this musical romp into front-and-center star?” he said. “What makes my show different is the fact the fabled woods. Everyone’s favorite fairy tale Her shows are Tuesdays at 6 p.m. Mikki is known that I don’t need big props or engineering to develop characters come to life in this musical by Stephen for the warm, welcoming rapport she creates with all the tricks I do. There’s nothing to hide, and all of Sondheim. Director Ralph Hyman chose the her audiences. She enjoys staying after the shows, my show is 100 percent sleight-of-hand.” show, crafting it for audiences who feel the “Into to talk and have photos taken with fans. Audiences are raving about “Ripcord”, a riveting play the Woods” is “too long,” “too dark,” and even “Fast Eddie’s Karaoke Party” brings familiar by David Lindsay-Abaire, directed by Ralph Hyman. “too creepy.” “This production moves so quickly, and new friends together from 8:30 p.m. to close

“...lovely set, and everyone was delightful in the and it’s so delighfully funny. You will walk out every Saturday night this season. The big stage play. Great job.” - Candace S., Beck’s Best. wanting more,” Hyman said. A Preview Gala is is yours to belt your favorite songs in English and “constant humor … cracked up the audience Wednesday, December 27, and the show runs the Spanish. Or, pick up an inflatable instrument, and consistently.” - Gary R. Beck, reviewer following three weeks - Thursdays, Fridays and join the “Rubber Band” of dancers. Join your hosts Hilarious performances continue, at 6 p.m., through Saturdays at 6 p.m., closing January 13. Fast Eddie and Catherine Caldera for the free fun, December 9. A seemingly harmless bet between Francis Dey, “The Son of the Rat Pack,” continues music, and shenanigans. two older women quickly escalates into a dangerous to dazzle the stage in his one-man singing shows About The Boutique Dinner Theatre game of one-upmanship. The show stars Catalina throughout the season. The Vegas-style entertainer The theater is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, Meders, Alice Averett, Lydia Damato, Stephen will perform holiday specials in December, “A 287 Basilio Badillo, in the Romantic Zone district of Dellinger, Jim Purdon, and Colette Zarry. Crooner’s Christmas.” To learn more about him and Puerto Vallarta. TED Talk Tuesdays bring together people who hear clips, visit www.francisdeymusic.com Theater and concert-lovers can also enjoy dinner love learning, with local experts in a variety of “A special night of glowing joy” is what an hour before each show. Choose from Fillet fields and pursuits. Talks are from 9-11 a.m., every reviewer Gary R. Beck is calling “Little Bits”. Mignon, Chicken Cordon Bleu (with potato and other Tuesday, through the season. On December “Mikki’s voice was at its top, and the trip she took vegetables), or a vegetarian Chile Relleno (with rice 5, Misael Ivan Lopez will be the presenter, us on was full of memories and great music.” and beans). The delicious meals include a salad and on “Cultural Fusion: A Muralist’s Artistic “Little Bits” is a new production by Mikki Prost, dessert. Journey.” Misael’s work can be seen all around the singer, actress, dancer, and tribute artist. She has Follow The Boutique Dinner Theatre on Facebook. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location town, as well as in his gallery he recently opened. created and performed shows celebrating the music For tickets, please go to www.btpv.org 10 14

The 18th season roared in like a Lea Salonga. Brendan and James lion, as Leslie Jordan returned for perform starting on December 3. yet another successful run with Grammy Award Winner and sold out performances. Audiences multi hit country singer Ty were treated with laugh out loud “Gypsy Rumba is a fabulous emotional and powerful vocals Herndon joins the Palm Cabaret comedy as the story teller delved sound and I hope they come back and the soulful timbre of James family starting December 14, into his personal experiences on many times more. It’s worth it!” on his cello create an experience through the 21st. Audiences will “Will & Grace”, “Sordid Lives”, Gypsy Rumba performs every that keeps audiences moved be amazed by his smooth vocals, and gave us a teaser of what’s to Sunday night at 9:30 p.m. starting and inspired. Branden was a heartthrob looks and touching come. on November 26. finalist in America’s Got Talent’s stories. Ty has graced stages all Local favorite Piel Canela Branden & James, classical 8th season. James has performed over the world including The has graced the stage at the Palm music merged with beautiful with some of the biggest stars White House. Ty is here for a Cabaret numerous times. This vocals, has also returned to around the world including Idina limited run, so get your tickets season this dynamic duo strums The Palm Cabaret. Branden’s Menzel, Olivia Newton John, and now, before its too late! and strings classic Latin hits Also coming in December, the of yesterday and current top Palm Cabaret premieres Marti 40 favorites in their own show Gould Cummings. Out Magazine accompanied by the stunning calls Marti “One of NYCs most vocals and side splitting comedy prevalent Drag Queens”. A of Amy Armstrong. host, singer and comedian, this You can see Piel Canela with triple threat artist brings her Amy Armstong weekly, and good own brand of comedy that is seats are still available online or often seen during her television at the box office. appearances on “Shade: Queens After sold out performances of NYC”. Check out Marti Gould year after year, Amy Armstrong Cummings beginning December returns as the artistic director and 22nd for a limited run. seasoned singer and comedian at of The Palm Cabaret. Amy’s signature voice and wit are accompanied by Phillip Russo, For tickets and show times, Nate Buccieri - The Hitmen - at stop by Alex at the box office her show throughout the season. of The Palm Cabaret, 508 Olas Gypsy Rumba is a mainstay Altas in the Romantic Zone on stage at The Palm Cabaret. on the south side of town. This eclectic and energetic band Web site: performs hits from all over www.thepalmcabaret.com including Latin percussion, Email: boxoffice@ acoustic guitar, and violin thepalmcabaret.com (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location accompanied by stunning vocals. Tel.: 222-0200. TripAdvisor reviews boast 9 15

Reviews of Rocky Horror Show: “So much fun! Gabe was born to play Frankenfurter! The energy was fantastic! Go see this show!” ~ Thomas Carroll “Better than the best! Theatre in PV is truly first class.” ~ Heather Thomson “The best show yet in PV. Great cast and show! ~ Doug Thiel, Sr. “It was awesome. Let’s do the time warp again!!” ~ Christine Conger “More than Awesome. Alfonso López does it again. Another hit show and a cast of wonders.” ~ David Wilhoit “What a BLAST! Tons of fun... great job done by all!” ~ Bobbie Schmidt Audell “Great Night at Act II with the #RHPS AMAZING!” ~ Donna Lynn Davies “I am still floating around in a delicious Time Warp! … Everybody in the place was stomping, clapping hooting and hollering with joy!” ~ Cherry DeLorenzo “Great sets, great colorful and sparkly costumes, great acting, great energy! Non-stop fun from start to finish! This show is a HIT!” ~ Marsha Ward “#dontdreamitbeit Congrats! ... thank you for making my job so much easier by providing 2-3 recommendation- worthy performances a night throughout the High Season A Musical Comedy Fiction Horror Stage Play to keep our guests happy & entertained!!” ~ Logan Miller On The Main Stage Tuesdays, “It was SUCH fun! Congratulations Danny and all the Thursdays & Saturdays – 7 p.m. cast onstage and back. Also loved the theatre revamp Vallarta has fallen in love with (especially the new curtains)!” ~ Jan Dorland THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW…. Again! 5 out of 5 stars (Trip Advisor) - Opening Night Rocky Horror Show “This has to be one of the most fantastic set designs I’ve Act II’s newest stage play, THE ROCKY seen yet from Act2 entertainment! Given the popularity of HORROR SHOW, has opened to packed this production, the producers have found a way to bring audiences and rave reviews! This ultra- innovation and quality to a level unseen outside of big campy cult classic that has taken Vallarta budget productions. The level of detail and visual effects by storm features Gabe Arcineaga, Mary Jo are sure to please. Combine that with great choreography Nelson, Kami Desilets, Maria Rose, Ocean and costume design, the show wows the audience and entices you to be immersed into the enchanting time warp Oleson, Joey Martinez, Elvis Morales, and of Frankenfurter. Truly a show not to be missed!” a host of other talented performers. This 5 out of 5 stars (Trip Advisor) humorous tribute to the science fiction Rocky Horror Show Opening Night and horror B movies of the late 1940s “My husband and I with friends went out to see the through the early 1970’s tells the story of opening night of the Rocky horror picture show at Act a newly engaged couple getting caught in II entertainment on the main stage. From the moment a storm and coming to the home of a mad the show opened, it was obvious that it was going to be transvestite scientist, Dr. Frank N. Furter. a stunner. I’ve seen the show before in larger venues It is hilarious, gripping and haunting, all at and in bigger cities, but this show was magnificent. the same time. Many in the audiences have The set design was one of the best I’ve seen, the actors come dressed in their favorite “ROCKY” and singers and dancers captured their roles perfectly. garb, and everyone loves the audience The audience was charged, clapping, whooping it up, participation of shout-outs and props! laughing in the whole evening was just one great big This incredible show is directed by the barrel of fun. Act II entertainment, with the red room and the main stage and the lovely Encore bar is one of the amazing and talented Alfonso López, with best entertainment venues in Puerto Vallarta. I’ve seen choreography by Kami Desilets. This is a many shows there and I have never been disappointed. “must see” event in Puerto Vallarta! When I have my favorite performers as most people do, and I you see it once, you will talk about it for the love the intimacy of the red room. And the main stage, rest of your life! well, it just keeps getting better and better and better.” 16

Friday, December 1 “The Eric Clapton Show,” featuring Cesar Medina – 5:00 Eli Estrada – Encore Lounge (No cover) – 6:00 “It’s a Wonderful Life” – 7:00 “The Linda Ronstadt Show,” starring Brittany Kingery – 7:30 “Divariety,” starring Delighted An evening of comedy, singing and celebrity illusion, Tobehere and Gigi Monroe featuring Gigi Monroe and Delighted Tobehere (Opening Night) 9:30 Opening Night – Friday, December 1 - 9:30 Show Dates: Dec. 1, 3, 5, 8, 12 - 9:30 Saturday, December 2 Ana Adame – Encore Lounge (No cover) – 6:00 With 30 years of combined stage experience, “Rocky Horror Show” – 7:00 Gigi Monroe and Delighted Tobehere have teamed “Motown and Beyond,” starring up to present “Divariety,” an unforgettable night Diana Villamonte – 7:30 of comedy, singing and celebrity illusion! Based “Drag 101,” starring Delighted Tobehere – 9:30 in Juneau, Alaska, Gigi is a celebrated drag diva known the world over for her celebrity Sunday, December 3 lookalikes that will make you look twice! And, Yara Di Leo – Encore Lounge (No cover) – 6:00 wowing audiences from Puerto Vallarta to Salty Paw Orchestra – 8:00 p.m. Gstaad, Switzerland, you’ll agree why Beck’s “Legends of the 50’s and 60’s,” Best heralds her as “the best in the field of female starring Paul Fracassi – 7:30 illusion.” Delighted hails from New York City and the entire performance!” Individually, Gigi and “Divariety,” starring Delighted is an internationally-celebrated, award-winning Delighted are established headliners that will Tobehere and Gigi Monroe – 9:30 entertainer with a wide vocal range, quick wit and bring you to your feet! Together these two are a Monday, December 4 southern charm. She was featured on “America’s tour de force that will have your jaws dropping “The Eric Clapton Show,” starring Cesar Medina – 5:00 Got Talent,” receiving four “YES!” votes from the and sides splitting from the beginning of their Emperatriz – Encore Lounge judges, with Howard Stern exclaiming, “I loved show to their final bows! (No cover) – 6:00 “Little Miss Sunshine,” starring Brittany Kingery – 7:30 Ten times each week, Edie the Entertainer, “It’s a Wonderful Life” – 7:00 “Big and Loud,” takes the stage as hostess of Zumanity, Cirque du Soleil’s show at the New York, New York starring Mama Tits – 9:30 Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. As the emcee Tuesday, December 5 Las Vegas Burlesque comes to Puerto Vallarta Emperatriz – Encore Lounge 3 Shows Only! Dec. 7, 9, 10 – 9:30 of the show, Edie’s official title is “Mistress of (No cover) – 6:00 Sensuality.” She commands the stage in front of “Rocky Horror Show” – 7:00 a thousand or so people each night and has been a “Us Two,” starring Noemi mainstay of the show for the past eight years! A Plascencia and Daniel Celis – 7:30 classically trained ballet dancer from Portland, “Drag 101” starring Delighted Tobehere – 9:30 Oregon, she has traveled the U.S., dancing with many ballet companies before moving to New Wednesday, December 6 Eli Estrada – Encore Lounge York. Her gracious smile and sunny personality (No cover) – 6:00 caught the attention of Cirque du Soleil, whose “It’s a Wonderful Life” – 7:00 management is always looking for something “Walk Like a Man” starring unique. Edie is loved by millions of people who Paul Fracassi – 7:30 have seen her show throughout the years! This “Big and Loud,” featuring Mama Tits – 9:30 grand-dame of Las Vegas is a tall, slender, 60’s-type chanteuse, with long, well-toned legs, Thursday, December 7 and will give you a taste of Las Vegas burlesque! Ana Adame – Encore Lounge (No cover) – 6:00 She sings! She dances! She shocks! She is a “Rocky Horror Show” – 7:00 master at chatting with the audience adlib and Us Two,” starring Noemi wrangling some of them onto the stage with her Plascencia and Daniel Celis – 7:30 for some fun antics. An evening with Edie will “Edie the Entertainer” be remembered for a lifetime! (Opening Night) 9:30 17

Puerto Vallarta’s First and Only (with a special tribute Youth-Based Jazz Orchestra to Roy Orbison) One Show Only – Sunday, An evening of music from the December 3 – 8 p.m. legends of the 50’s and 60’s, featuring Canadian Idol Finalist, The Salty Paws’ first performance Live singing, stories Paul Fracassi. Performing was held on Act II Main stage, and and every Sunday – 7:30 p.m. was jam-packed with enthusiastic, side-splitting cheering audiences. These kids comedy, “Legends,” a stunning tribute are amazing, developing as jazz featuring drag diva, to some of your favorite singers, musicians in leaps and bounds! Mama Tits including Elvis Presley, Frankie Valli, This is incredible, considering Every Monday Frank Sinatra, Davy Jones, Buddy the group was established only Night – 9:30 Holly, Bobby Darin and more. You last September! The “Salty Paw will definitely find yourself singing Jazz Orchestra” or “Pata Salada along and swaying in your seat to Orquesta de Jazz” is characterized this memorable music. Paul Fracassi by instrumentation in the style of a is the consummate performer. He Big Band Orchestra. The members In this all-new drag show, “Big and Loud,” Mama Tits bounds onto the stage and effortlessly mainly consist of young musicians is guaranteed to take you on a wild journey, complete with reaches soaring high notes that learning jazz improvisation. Their incredible live singing, hilarious stories, and side-splitting send chills and thrills throughout definition of jazz encompasses 3 comedy! This year, Mama Tits has turned things up a notch, his audience. He has added new major categories: Swing, Rock and too, by adding live accompaniment! Mama Tits is one of excitement to his shows with backup Latin Jazz. While the usual big band the top drag divas of Puerto Vallarta and Seattle, with sold- singers and Vegas-style costumes consists of saxophone, trumpet, out shows almost every night. She is known for her buttery that truly complement his engaging trombone and rhythm section, the smooth voice and soulful blues sound. Her shows have delivery. Salty Paw Jazz Orchestra includes become a notorious “destination,” forever changing drag flutes and violins, as well, and now cabaret entertainment! totals over 20 members.

It’s a Wonderful Life is one of the most well-known and Stories, gossip, Presented as a live, heartwarming Christmas stories comedy and live 1940’s radio broadcast ever! It is the story of an angel Dec. 1, 4, 6, 8, 11, 17, 20, 24, 27 singing, featuring the that is sent from Heaven to fabulous Delighted help a desperately frustrated Tobehere businessman by showing him November 25, 28, what life would have been like 30 – 9:30 if he had never existed. Act II will bring this beloved American holiday classic back to life as a live 1940s radio broadcast! Featuring some of Puerto Vallarta’s favorite actors, It’s a Delighted Tobehere will leave nothing to the imagination Wonderful Life’s original twist, as she reveals ALL of drag’s best kept secrets! She’ll pull clever use of props, entertaining from her more than 16 years of experience to give you voices and a love story that you a behind-the-scenes look at the world of drag! Personal want to see over and over again, stories, gossip, pro tips, how to’s, audience participation, creates a fresh and inventive way side-splitting comedy, and yes… 100% live singing of reconnecting with a classic entertainment! The judge’s loved her on America’s Got story of love and redemption. Talent, Pam Ann thinks she’s hilarious, and you loved her last season…. so, she’s back! Get your tickets today! You’ll be “delighted” you did! 18

An evening of original and cover A musical tribute to the great songs, featuring Award-Winner, leadies of Motown and Beyond, Brittany Kingery featuring Diana Villamonte Shows every Monday evening – 7:30 Every Saturday Night – 7:30

Brittany Kingery, the “Darling of The amazing Diana Vallarta” (and chart-topping, award- Villamonte presents “Motown winning vocalist extraordinaire) and Beyond!” a musical tribute brings her sweet, soaring voice and (in English) to the great ladies all-live band to Act II every Monday of Motown and Beyond, such evening at 7:30 p.m.. Originally as Diana Ross, Shirley Bassey, from Washington state, now residing Whitney Houston, Anita Ward, in Vallarta, Brittany is in her THIRD Etta James, Nina Simone, season at ACT II. She is a four-time Aretha Franklin and Donna award-winning vocalist who has Summer! followed her dreams. She is a five- This young lady is one of the An evening of Eric Clapton music, time Troprock Music Award winner, most talented people that has A musical tribute to the timeless ever crossed our stage! After featuring Cesar Medina music of Linda Ronstadt, a sold-out preview of her Shows every Monday Evening – 5:00 featuring Brittany Kingery Shows every Friday evening – 7:30 show this past summer, she Local musical sensation, César was described as “powerful, Medina presents the music of one Do you remember these songs? charming, beautiful, stunning, of his favorite musical legends, Blue Bayou…You’re No Good… polished, mesmerizing and Eric Clapton! An experienced and Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me… Just One stunning.” She blew the talented musician himself, César Look… Alison… Heatwave… It’s So audience away with her has performed alongside many Easy… Desperado?!? huge vocals and passionate Vallarta celebrities, including Every Friday evening, starting interpretations, and she grabbed Brittany Kingery and Elvis November 24, the lovely Brittany the audience and never let go. Morales. César takes on one of the Kingery will present her sensational world’s finest guitarists in this Eric show, “The Linda Ronstadt Show,” Clapton show and he KILLS it with winning Female Vocalist of the Year a tribute to the timeless music of his incredible guitar-playing! If in 2015 and 2016 and 2017, Song living legend, Linda Ronstadt! you love the feeling of “I Shot the of the Year in 2015 and the Horizon This amazing vocalist is a four- Sheriff,” “Tears in Heaven,” and Award in 2015. She has released two time Troprock Music Award winner, “Sunshine of Your Love,” as well CDs of her original tropical-inspired winning Female Vocalist of the as Clapton’s other songs, this is music, Edge of the Ocean (2013) and Year in 2015 and 2016, Song of the perfect blend…. songs that you Dream in Blue (2014), and she spends the Year in 2015 and the Horizon love are improvised with the fresh the summer months performing in Award in 2015. She has released sound of classic blues! the United States and Canada. two CDs of her original tropical- inspired music, Edge of the Ocean (2013) and Dream in Blue (2014), and she spends the summer months performing in the United States Diana is a reality TV star/ and Canada. Her opening night of musician in Central America, “Hasten Down the Wind” became and she already has a huge the biggest selling show in the fan base here in Puerto history of The Red Room, and was Vallarta! We are beyond subsequently moved to the Main excited that she has agreed to Stage, which also sold out! Both perform here at Act II, so we of Brittany’s shows continue to be invite you to get your tickets among the main attractions of the now for one of her shows here

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The music of Frankie Valli and the “A Holiday Celebration: Christmas Potpourri” Four Seasons, featuring Canadian Featuring PVGMC (the Puerto Vallarta Gay Men’s Chorus) Show dates: December 10, 13, 15 – 8:00 p.m. Idol Finalist, Paul Fracassi Performing every “BOSOM BUDDIES” Wednesday – 7:30 PM Featuring LogoTV’s RuPaul Drag Race Superstars, This “Jersey Kid” from Darienne Lake & Mrs. Kasha Davis FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15 - OPENING NIGHT PARTY 8:00 p.m. Toronto, Canada, managed to / SHOW 9:30 Shows: Dec. 15, 17, 19, 22, 24, 26 – 9:30 p.m. create a big fuss up in Canada as a finalist in “Canadian Idol.” “SOME ENCHANTED EVENING” Shortly thereafter, he created The Songs of Rodgers & Hammerstein a “big fuss” in Puerto Vallarta, A Special Christmas Week Event Remastered arrangements of too, as we fell in love with Opening Night – Monday, December 18 - classic favorites, featuring Daniel this wonderful, new singing Christmas Party 6 p.m. / Show at 7 p.m. Celis and Noemi Plascencia sensation! He has become an Show Dates - December 18, 22, 25, 29 – 7 p.m. Performing Every Tuesday and international star and is much in Thursday – 7:30 PM demand in Mexico, Canada, the LIKE TOTALLY, 80’S U.S., and Europe. Paul’s vocal Starring Vallarta’s Favorite Femme Fatale, Christine Deaver Us Two takes its place as the range has been compared to the Opening Night Tuesday, December 26 Party 6:30 / number one musical group in Puerto great crooners of the American Show 7:30 p.m. Show Dates: December 26, 28, 30 – 7:30 p.m. Vallarta, with a hugely successful songbook, and especially the opening night. Puerto Vallarta has high vocal range of Frankie “ALL-AMERICAN BOY” fallen in love with this smashing Valli. It is no wonder that this featuring Openly Gay Artist, Steve Grand, duo with the soft, sexy beat and artist chose to present the music Overnight Internet Sensation! harmonious vocals. As soon as of The Four Seasons for his Opening Night Party Thursday, December 28 - 8 p.m. / they open their mouths, you will show, including Dawn, Rag Show 9:30 p.m. Show Dates: December 28, 29, 30 - 9:30 p.m. be mesmerized. Daniel and Noemi Doll, Can’t Take My Eyes Off of sing remastered arrangements of You, and Walk Like a Man. He “DUELING DRAG DIVAS” classic favorites, and people are featuring Emmy Award Winner, Chi Chi Rones & Jo Anna also handles the Frankie Valli raving about the absolute beauty of Opening Night New Year’s Eve Party Sunday, songs as if Frankie himself was their sound. UsTwo’s is a special December 31 - 8:00 p.m. SHOW AT 9:30 p.m., on stage singing them in his early evening of fun, gorgeousness, and with after-show toast. Shows Every Sunday and years on the Ed Sullivan show! talent. Wednesday Night, Starting December 31 (Red Room - 9:30 p.m.)

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Paul Fracassi, one of Act II’s A great evening. Act II Stages seats. His next show The Crooners giving, at its best. Paul and Camilla most popular and talented artists, nailed it with Paul!” is a must for us... the American gave their all and then some in this returns to Act II for his fourth 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “I have Songbook of great classics. The very high energy production. The consecutive year, after a record- now seen 2 of Paul’s shows at Act Red Room cabaret setting takes audience was thoroughly engaged breaking season last winter! His II and loved both of them. He has you nearly on stage and has a great and the evening culminated in many very popular shows, Legends, an amazing talent and a great stage sound system. With two fabulous enthusiastic fans joining Paul and Walk Like a Man and 20th Century presence.” background singers it’s a memorable Camilla on stage, driven by the Crooners, sold more tickets than 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “We love evening for the 60’s show. The main fervor of the moment ....of course I any other performer in Vallarta the two stages in this marvelous stage is for larger productions. ... a was among them. All the proceeds history! Paul is the consummate facility. And the lounge for before treat for all theater goers.” from the house seats as well as performer. He bounds onto the stage your show is also a music venue! 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “Saw Paul generous donations throughout the and effortlessly reaches soaring high evening went toward brightening the notes that send chills and thrills holidays through purchasing gifts for throughout his audience. He has children and women in the shelter. I added new excitement to his shows keep saying how proud I am to be with backup singers and Vegas-style part of such a giving community.... costumes that truly complement his tonight is just another such example. engaging delivery. Not only did Paul donate every This “Jersey Kid” from Toronto, single peso to the cause, but also a Canada, managed to create a big very generous audience member fuss up in Canada as a finalist in matched everything. “Oh what a “Canadian Idol.” Shortly thereafter, on top of the world night indeed”! I urge everyone to he created a “big fuss” in Puerto in his 4th season see this.” - Georgia Darehshori Vallarta, too, as we fell in love “It was an amazing night. One performing in with this wonderful, new singing of his best shows and that is a sensation! Legends of the 50’s and The Red Room difficult call as they are all so good. 60’s is a stunning tribute to some at Act II Stages Remember there are still boxes for of his favorite singers, including food, clothing, toys, etc. for the Elvis, Frankie Valli, Frank Sinatra, shelter, in the lobby until the 19th. Davy Jones, Buddy Holly, Bobby Please help out any way you can.” Darin, Roy Orbison and more. You - Jim Davis will definitely find yourself singing “Paul Fracassi did his show at The along and swaying in your seat to Red Room Cabaret … New songs, this memorable music! original songs that he has written And… with a change in schedule and some of the best voice I have to start the New Year, Paul will heard from Paul Fracassi, ever. He add a brand new show, a tribute to was totally in his element showing the music of the Bee Gees, Stayin’ the showmanship that he offers Alive! Watch this space. every show. BUT tonight was even Paul’s shows sell out quickly, so more special because this lovely, it’s a good idea to get your tickets caring man, gave every peso of his now. Read what people are saying evening to the Banderas Women’s about him… Shelter… People were dancing on 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “Attended stage and the whole The Red Room this show last night & I must say it Always a singer performing while Fracassi last night at Act II Stages, Cabaret was rocking and singing was like slipping back to the early you enjoy a beverage. Superb staff he sang better than ever. If you’re in and clapping… Paul Fracassi is an 60’s. Paul has an air about the way covers the crowd without a hitch. PV, you should not miss any of his Entertainer’s Entertainer, his music he comes across on stage. He is We’ve watched three shows and all shows each week. He is as close to came from the heart and he showed funny, has a great voice & really a delight. Paul Fracassi deserves Frankie Valli as anyone I’ve seen! it so brightly tonight. Enough from brings the Four Seasons to life. He special attention. His show Walk Like It’s a real treat to have him back for me, go see his 2 shows weekly, also has another show 20th Century A Man takes you to an era of never the winter.” - Bob Hirsh “20th Century Crooners” and “Walk Crooners on Sunday night & we will to be forgotten “golden oldies” was “Oh what a night “was the perfect Like a Man”, both at 7:30 at The attend it also. Paul is a “must see” good, but Paul hits the notes even ending to another stellar performance Red Room Cabaret . “Oh What A while in Puerto Vallarta. better! He has us dancing in our by Paul Fracassi. Oh what a show .... Night:!!!! – David Wilhoit Map) on Central number (See location 11 23

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Downtown: 756 Guadalupe Sánchez Tel.: 223-1821 “This is like being in a big The art you would find in Corsica Romantic Zone: 412 Constitución city contemporary museum, it’s is at the same quality level and Tel.: (322) 178-1132 awesome!” That´s what some taste that you would find in the clients say when they walk through best galleries in New York, Miami, [email protected] Facebook: @GaleriaCorsica the several rooms that integrate London, Berlin or Basel. Instagram: galeriacorsica Galería Corsica. The very strict selection of artists and works and the impeccable museography of Corsica can be seen and felt at any of its four locations. Since its origin, the goal of Galeria Corsica has been to display top level Mexican art, which includes paintings, sculptures and objects. The locations are at the most important beach destinations in Mexico: downtown Puerto Vallarta; interior of the St. Regis Hotel at Punta Mita, Puerto Vallarta South Side and San Jose Los Cabos. The extensive experience of the owners and curator of the gallery and the support of their years of work around the world, ensure that clients always return.

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Brings more than 60 top artists to Now that she’s back from her latest voyage to India, June Rosen Puerto Vallarta, Sunday, December 10! Lopez’ jewelry gallery is open once more – with brand new pieces sure to delight all lovers of exquisite, unique (a.k.a. one of a kind) jewelry. Arte lovers save the date. You don’t want to miss Puerto Vallarta’s #1 arte On December 16th and 17th, from 1 to 8 p.m., June will open her event — the RIVER OF ARTE 2017 — to be held Sunday, December 10, home and gallery for her annual jewelry exhibit of her work, but you 12–5 p.m. at La Cuiza on La Isla Cuale, next to Restaurante Oscars at the are invited to drop in any time from Monday to Friday, from 12 noon base of the stairs below the Ignacio Vallarta bridge. to 6 p.m. before the event. Sixty of Puerto Vallarta’s most talented artists will be exhibiting their latest Many are familiar with June’s work, but for those who are not: she work. Twenty percent of proceeds from event sales will benefit the Puerto has been creating and working as a silversmith since 1973. She has Vallarta’s LADRA Dog Rescue and Adoption; DIVAC Handicap Services worked and studied in Mexico and New York City. When you view her of Vallarta; and the BALLET FOLCLÓRICO Infantil DEL JORULLO. work and talk to her, you can see the love she puts into each piece. You Event sponsor Casa Karma Boutique Resort has donated for silent can feel her connection to each stone. This is truly the perfect place to auction a week’s luxury accommodations at the intimate world-renowned buy a special gift for yourself or a loved one. cliffside resort, south of Conchas Chinas Beach. One thing that really stands out with June’s work is her very The large original painting used in this year’s promotional poster was reasonable prices, considering the workmanship of the pieces. She done by local artist phenomenon QUETZAL Cocoatl. He has graciously also has other lines from other crafts people. There is an amazing donated the painting to be silent auctioned to raise even more funds for the variety of designs, styles and price ranges. events’s beneficiaries. Whether you are just here for a short visit or have lived here forever, Entertainment by: you will feel welcome at June’s house! Oh, and by the way, it is perfect - Brittany Kingery, a tropical folk rock singer and recording sensation for the husbands, they get to chat with the other husbands, while their of Puerto Vallarta Act II fame who just returned from her North American wives check out the jewels! performance season; Her gallery is on the same street as the new pier, going up the hill - Ballet Folclórico Infantil Del Jorullo, a traditional local dance troupe. past Olas Altas, keep going to the corner of Francisca Rodriguez and Admission is FREE. Anyone interested in more information, volunteering, Pino Suarez, across from the construction site of Pier 57. or donating to the River of Arte 2017 should contact Carolina Archer at You may also want to put this event on your “must-go” calendar! [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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The 40-member Puerto Vallarta Chamber Orchestra (PVCO) will be offering Christmas concerts on Sunday, December 17th, at the American School in Puerto Vallarta, and Monday, December 18th at Salon Paraíso, between Hospital San Javier and the Harkness Institute in Nuevo Vallarta. The program will feature two parts: a classical one with Mozart’s Symphony No. 25 in G Minor and Rossini’s Barber of Seville, as well as big band jazzy arrangements of Christmas- themed music. PVCO is a 12-year old symphonic orchestra whose musicians from over eight different countries include retirees, working professionals, and advanced students. The PVCO is hosted by IAM PV (Instituto de Artes Musicales Puerto Vallarta), a Mexican asociación civil (non-profit association) that offers music instruction in symphonic, jazz, and traditional Mexican The American School is located at 129 Albatros in Marina genres to both starters and experienced, kids and adults. Vallarta, and Salon Paraiso is at 13 Paseo de los Cocoteros, Musicians residing in the Banderas Bay region are welcome Las Jarretaderas, Nuevo Vallarta. to join through the existing ensembles or to form chamber For more information about the concerts, our programs or groups within the IAMPV. how you can help, please contact cellphone 322-131-8800 or The two concerts start at 8 p.m., costing $150 pesos for visit the IAMPuertoVallarta Facebook page. general admission and $50 pesos for kids and students. (Source: Paul Sommers – BanderasNews.com) (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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ask is for POTUS to stop lying. He I don’t make things up – I try to appears incapable of doing so. I know research and report honestly. When all politicians lie, but they usually do the president stops lying, stops so with a purpose. The lying going attacking people, stops dividing the Joe Harrington on now – much of the time – appears country, then I will have nothing to to be using it as a weapon to destroy, write about him except whatever or humiliate, or divide anyone who good works he accomplishes. Three Billboards outside Ebbing, opposes Trump. I finish with the whopper of the I have also stated more than once week: Donald Trump now claims Missouri and POTUS Bashing that I agree with Governor John the Access Hollywood tape and his embarrassing comment revealing his MOVIES: Up front: this is the best MADNESS: Got an email attitude toward women is fake. If movie I’ve seen this year. from a reader telling me to stop that tape was fake, he would have This black humored film stars great bashing President Donald screamed bloody murder when it first actors like Francis McDormand Trump. Interesting to note that aired. And so would have the First and Sam Rockwell. First movie I in last week’s column I never Lady who stated at the time: “Just remember seeing him in was The mentioned Trump – the whole boy talk.” The president must have Green Mile. He was the actual killer political part involved the Senate forgotten going on the air after that of the two little girls and the nut case and the greatest financial heist in tape showed up and saying, “Anyone hanging from the ceiling screaming, the history of history. who knows me knows that really isn’t “They’re frying now,” when a fellow There’s a great scene in the me.” Reporting this, dear readers, is prisoner is getting a hot seat. That guy movie An American President not bashing the president. Reporting throws everything into his character. starring Michael Douglas, Martin Kasich and his comment, “When I hard news is just informing readers Woody Harrelson stars as the town’s Sheen and Michael J. Fox. President get on an airplane I root for the pilot.” who can then do their own research police chief - an unusual role for him Douglas, a widower, is angry because He is absolutely correct. I think and draw their own conclusions. The as the character is both complex and his popularity is falling over his Trump could have done extremely president might as well have claimed, simple at the same time. Complex in dating Annette Benning. He says, well this first year if he had not lied, while he was at it, that the 12 women his view of life, simple in the scope “People aren’t talking about my had not divided the country, had not who accused him of sexual harassment of his job. But the heart of the movie presidency, they’re talking about tweeted attacks on any who fail to was all fake news too. Why the heck is McDormand. This woman gives my life.” Michael J. Fox criticizes pay him homage. This fight with the not? We are rapidly approaching a stellar performances time after time the president for not listening to father of one of the UCLA shoplifting point that any news Trump disagrees and does so again. the people and Sheen says, “That’s players is a perfect example. POTUS with is going to be called fake. The director is Martin McDonagh, enough.” Fox then says, “I’m a felt he was not given the adulation his last film was In Bruges which I citizen, I have not only every right he deserved. I saw the three players’ have reviewed and loved - another to criticize my president, I have an statements. All thanked the president. off-kilter story with dark humor obligation to do so when I think he’s They also apologized to their families, Joe Harrington throughout. wrong.” their teammates and their university. Is an internationally published author and Three Billboards hit a home run I am a citizen, I see my president The father of one of the athletes who documentary film director. He can be with a 94% approval rating from lying and I have a right and obligation did not thank Trump had every right reached with suggestions or criticisms at [email protected]. to point this out. I have stated over the top critics and deserves all the to his opinion that the one he owed Artwork by Bob Crabb. accolades being heaped on its story. and over again this year that all I thanks to was China’s President XI.

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Soon, we were rolling around on the Lucy drove while Lenny and I sat in ground trying to strangle each other. the back with a couple of flashlights Lucy, who had witnessed this type of and a fresh bottle of Raicilla. Despite behavior before, said, “I’m calling the the late hour the malecon was filled Gil Gevins police.” “No police!” Lenny gasped. with several thousand sleepy people “I’m calling the police about the all shuffling along in a daze. Many of smell,” Lucy said. them were carrying blankets Cousin Lenny and I were three me four hundred thousand pesos!” “Verily,” I said, undoing the headlock “This looks like a scene out one of hours and one liter into our marathon A few minutes later my wife wandered on my cousin, “something is rotten in those low-budget disaster movies,” Monopolio (Mexican Monopoly) into the living room, rubbing her eyes. the state of Jalisco. Your turn.” Lenny said. “Yeah, like, Night of the game when we began to notice an odd “What’s that smell?” Lucy asked. At that moment a tremendous Living Republicans.” odor. It was after two am and between “It’s your swimming pool,” Lenny pounding was heard on our front door. “Vallarta Sneeze.” us we had consumed an entire bottle said. “They put in too much chlorine.” “I landed on ‘Electric Company,” “Where are we going?” Lucy asked. of Raicilla. That we were capable of “We don’t have a pool, Lenny.” Lenny said. “What does that mean?” “One Flu Season Over the Cuckoo’s noticing anything was remarkable. “Whoa, bad news, Cuz!” I cried. “Four hundred thousand peso fine.” Nest.” “Off the Beach.” “What’s that smell?” Lenny asked. “Why? Now what’s it say?” “For what?” “Seven Days in Mayo.” “The effluvium of defeat. In case “You own all four Mexican Bus “For not stealing electricity.” “Quiet! Where… are… we… you hadn’t noticed, Cuz, you just Companies, right?” The next moment a breathless man going?” My wife, for some reason, landed on Ixtapa / Zihutanejo.” “Sure do. Now I finally get some was standing over us. “You have to felt in need of a destination. “Smells like they put too much return on my investment.” evacuate immediately,” he said. “A “Nacho’s house,” I said. “He’s chlorine in your swimming pool.” “Okay, the card says, ‘All four of tank of chlorine gas is leaking at the always happy to see us.” “It’s three in “I don’t have a swimming pool, your bus companies have run over a sewage plant.” the morning,” Lucy pointed out. Lenny. But I do have a Fiesta pedestrian. Pay one hundred thousand “There’s a fine,” Cousin Lenny said, Nacho was a man of infinite patience, Americana and a Sheraton on Ixtapa pesos for each fatality.’” “for not stealing electricity?” and nearly infinite hospitality. / Zihuatanejo. So you now owe me “Pay, pay, pay! That’s all I ever do. The breathless man was shocked by Nonetheless, being barged in upon four-hundred thousand pesos.” When do I stop paying?” our apparent lack of concern. “This is by two lunatics carrying a Monopolio Lenny grabbed me by my shirt “When you stop hiring brain-dead a mandatory evacuation!” he shouted. board (and their sleepy keeper) at lapels. “Cheater!” homicidal bus drivers.” “Where should we go?” Lucy asked. three am put him slightly off his game. My cousin and I had been cheating “My eyes are burning,” Lucy said. “Just head south, away from the “Hey Nacho, how you doing?” each other at Monopoly since we were “Shouldn’t we do something?” sewage plant,” the man said, rushing Lenny asked our beleaguered friend. small children. It was a family tradition. “We are doing something, honey. for the door. “You like Monopolio? How about On my next turn I landed on “Chance”. Uh-oh, Community Chest. This could “I don’t have four hundred thousand some Raicilla?” “Oh, this is a good one,” I said. “It’s really cost me.” pesos,” Lenny said. “How about “I have to go to work,” Nacho said, a combo card: ‘Get Out of Jail Without “About time,” Lenny growled. another loan?” “You still owe me from squinting at his watch, “in three hours.” a Bribe’ and ‘Luxury Tax On Your “It says, ‘Go directly to a time-share the last game.” “Fantastic!” Lenny said. “That Opponents Property’. You owe me breakfast. Do not pass Go. Do not “Boys,” Lucy said, “the game is gives you plenty of time to fry us up another four-hundred thousand pesos.” bring your credit card. Pay a fine of over. We’re leaving!” some ham and eggs. I’m starving.” “What combo card? They have no ten daily minimum wages.’” “But I’m losing,” Lenny whined. “I am a vegetarian,” Nacho announced. combo cards in Monopoly.” “How much is that” “Then you lost,” Lucy said. “Now, Lucy passed out on the couch. “They do in Monopolio.” “Fifty pesos.” both of you get off your wasted rear Nacho went back to bed. Lenny “I don’t trust your translating,” Lenny “Fifty pesos!” Lenny screamed, ends. We’re out of here!” excused himself to go to the bathroom. snarled. “Every time I breathe, it costs lunging for my throat. “All right,” Lenny said, slyly And didn’t come back. Five minutes stuffing a wad of million peso bills later I found him inside the hall closet, down his shorts, “we’ll take the game stealing the million peso bills out of with us. Then we can finish it up Nacho’s Monopolio set. while we’re evacuating.” “Good idea,” I said. “Good idea?” my wife repeated in disbelief. 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So guess what? This week marks the After listening to the story, the Tribune editor TWENTIETH anniversary of this column! Can said, “Write about it.” Huh? And then what? you believe it? Personally, I find it hard to do. “I’ll publish it,” he said. Oh, my! Really? “Well, Over the years, many have asked me how it let me sleep on it, and maybe I will, when I’m not all started, so, rather than tell you all about my Anna Reisman so angry.” adventures over the last two weeks, I can answer I did and the tale of the incident was that question for those of you who are interested. published, entitled “Dear Tourist” - my I started working at what was called the PV first published article. Tribune in the fall of 1997. The editor was a for it, as long as he would stop yelling at that At the time, a friend of mine wrote wonderful Mexican gentleman who aspired poor girl. He turned to me and yelled, “You a weekly “Observations” column for to be a professor of Italian, something that just people!...” That was it. Being of the female the Tribune, in which he was always didn’t happen for him. He had hired me as the persuasion, and a Jewish one at that, I don’t complaining. I told the editor that I’d proofreader for that brand new, one and only accept that expression. Ever. heard a number of comments about his English-language weekly in Puerto Vallarta. I told him, “Whoa! You don’t speak to constant negativity, to which he responded One day, he noticed that I was really upset anyone like that. You don’t know who or “Why don’t you write something lighter, when I showed up for work. He asked me what what I am. This young cashier is trying more positive, to counteract him?” It happened, so I told him. I had just witnessed a her best to resolve your problem, but you made me think of the movie with Kevin truly upsetting incident in the gift shop of one of don’t have the right to treat her, or me for Bacon, “He Said, She Said”, that had the upscale hotels in town. A man, obviously a that matter, in such a fashion.” He shut up come out a few years earlier, with two tourist, was yelling at the young Mexican cashier, and his wife -who had picked up another bottle of journalists working in the same office, who often in English, as she was desperately trying to reach suntan lotion- pushed him out of the shop. had opposing views of the issues in question. the shop owner on the phone for him to speak with. I was livid. That man was the archetypal “ugly There you have it. That’s how “She Said...” He claimed that a bottle of suntan lotion had spilled American”. A few other obviously American began. Now you know. 20 years! Sheesh! in his wife’s very expensive leather purse. folks followed me out of the shop just to commend Have a great week, enjoy all the wonderful I tried to calm him, suggesting that his wife (who me and assure me that not all Americans were events this week, especially the pilgrimages was trying to find a place to hide) take another bottle like that boor. That was so sweet, and it made me and the haunting music that accompanies them! off the shelf, check it well, and leave. I would pay laugh, calming me down somewhat. [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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Keep your zinc to copper ratio at 10:1 indicate that chronic human exposure to when taking copper supplements. copper results in systemic effects other Zinc and copper should be taken than liver and possibly kidney injury. at different meals, since they both Wilson’s disease is a rare autosomal interfere with each other’s absorption. (chromosome 13) recessive genetic Jake Ames MD, HMD The best absorbable forms of disorder of copper transport that copper are copper sebacate and copper causes an excess of copper to build Since being a physician since fatigue, hemorrhoids, arthritis, muscle glycenate. Copper gluconate and up in the liver. It can be treated 1986 I have never seen patients with weakness, strokes, myocardial infarction, copper sulfate are poorly absorbed. effectively these days if caught early. excess RBC copper. Most of my hypochromic anemia, hypothyroidism, Cupric oxide is a very poor choice. My favorite test to diagnose copper patients have had low RBC copper impaired coordination, iron deficiency, Copper can be obtained by drinking status is the RBC copper test. An and low hair analysis copper. It has thinning and wrinkling of skin, water from a pure copper container, elevated serum copper or ceruloplasmin been a major mistake for vitamin irritability, neutropenia, osteoporosis, and cooking with pure copper pots and levels are not reliable since elevated manufacturers to remove copper from peripheral neuropathy, varicose veins, pans. The immediate side effects of levels can be seen in inflammation, their multimineral supplements. vitamin B12 deficiency, weakened blood taking copper supplements are nausea, infectious diseases, malignancies, and vessels, white, gray and silver hair, and so they must be taken with a meal. pregnancy. A liver biopsy can help Causes: Copper deficiency can be poor tanning. Some copper containing enzymes determine copper toxicity. 75% to 95% either genetic or non-genetic origin. Food sources of copper: Almonds, include: Ceruloplasmin - essential for of copper is excreted by the liver and Copper deficiency is very common. Avocados, Beef Liver, Calamari, iron transport, Cytochrome C Oxidase - is incorporated into ceruloplasmin, the Causes of copper deficiencies are Cashews, Chia Seeds, Chickpeas, Cocoa Involved in the mitochondrial respiratory main copper carrier in blood. Copper low dietary copper, gastrointestinal powder, Goat Cheese, Kale, Lentils, chain and involved in electron transport to is transported to cells and tissues by surgery, such as gastric bypass surgery, Lobster, Prunes, Pumpkin seeds, make ATP. Amine oxidases - A group of ceruloplasmin, albumin and some amino malabsorption such as celiac disease, Quinoa, Raw Kale, Oysters, Sesame enzymes oxidizing primary amines (e.g., acids, and is excreted into the bile which Crohn’s disease, inflammatory bowel seeds, Shiitake mushrooms, Spirulina, Tyramine, Histidine and Polylamines), is the major pathway for the excretion of disease, excess supplementary zinc Squid, Sunflower seeds, Tempeh Dopamine β-hydroxylase - Involved copper. By regulating copper release, and iron, DMPS chelation, diabetes, Daily Copper Recommendation: in catecholamine metabolism and the liver exerts homeostatic control over low-birth-weight infants, infants The World Health Organization catalyzes the conversion of dopamine to extrahepatic copper. being fed cow’s milk instead of recommends a minimal acceptable norepinephrine, Hephaestin - A protein It is not likely that you will get breast milk, patients receiving total intake of approximately 1.3 mg/ involved in iron and copper transport. enough copper from your diet, unless parenteral nutrition, chronic diseases day. In the United States the RDA Multi-copper ferroxidase, involved in you are cooking with 100% copper that result in low food intake, such as for copper is 900 μg/day for adults. I iron transport across intestinal mucosa cookware and drinking water from alcoholics, and persons with eating have found this dose to be too low for into portal circulation, Lysyl oxidase 100% copper vessels. The worst case disorders. The elderly and athletes all of my patients. Since 1994, I have - Needed for cross-linking of collagen scenario is being low on copper will due to special needs that increase found almost all of my patients need and elastin. Prevents thinning and cause you to die of a heart attack or their daily requirements. Vegetarians 4-8 mg a day of copper. I would test wrinkling of skin. Prevents aneurysms. stroke. Check your RBC copper, zinc, may have decreased copper intake their RBC copper, and RBC zinc and Peptidylglycine alpha-amidating mono- manganese, selenium, molybdenum, due to consuming low copper in plant do a hair analysis from Doctors Data oxygenase (PAM) - A multifunction cobalt, magnesium and potassium. foods. Genetic defects such as Menkes Company in Chicago, Illinois. The enzyme involved in maturation We are low on many minerals besides disease also cause low copper. hair analysis is not accurate if it shows and modification of neuropeptides, copper. I will talk about other essential Symptoms: Copper deficiency can elevated copper, but I have found that neurotransmitters, and neuroendocrine minerals in future lectures. cause anemia, confusion, decrease in it correlates well with a low RBC peptides). Superoxide dismutase (Cu, number of white blood cells, depression, copper blood test quite frequently. Zn) - Intracellular and extracellular enzymes involved in defending reactive oxygen species (e.g., destruction of Zoli superoxide radicals), Tyrosinase - Hargitai, Enzyme involved in melanin and other owner / pigment production. 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working crazed long hours without in order for the person to get better (or at taking time to eat. Many people are least improve) and stay clean/sober long very productive and enjoy their manic enough to make an accurate diagnosis. periods and are therefore resistant to Addiction / Chemical Cravings Giselle Bellanger RN, LCSW take medications to bring them out of Chemical imbalance can result from it. However, they are usually reckless alcohol and drug use, but the problem and spiraling out of control, doing a is very real and more common than lot of damage along the way, ending you might imagine. Unfortunately, Over the years, I have heard very delicate. The doctor should be up with extreme consequences; major it often goes undiagnosed and many people in recovery say, “they are just made aware of the addiction and debt, sexually transmitted diseases, addicts struggle to fight their addiction replacing one drug with another”, or should cautiously prescribe a limited lost relationships, lost jobs. Eventually, without realizing there is a chemical “trading one dependency for another”, dose for a short period of time (i.e.: they end up very depressed, sometimes brain imbalance making things worse, or “they must learn to be sober without recovery from surgery). Treating unable to get out of bed for days or sabotaging their efforts. There is nothing taking any other drugs.” This is not people with chronic pain is even more weeks, they may stop eating, lose more frustrating than to see someone always true. Sometimes medications complicated and challenging. weight, disconnect from everyone, trying to make it, to keep their head are necessary. Mental Health Disorders/ become incapacitated; unable to above water, to keep from drowning, and Myth Mental Illness/ Dual Diagnosis work/function, unable to take care despite their best efforts find themselves We are very aware that there are still Approximately 50% of people of their kids, and they lose interest relapsing over and over again. Thank people (especially in recovery circles) diagnosed with mental illness and motivation. If it goes untreated goodness science has made some strides who believe that once someone becomes (depression, anxiety, bi-polar, they could end-up feeling suicidal forward in this area and come out with clean and sober, they should not take schizophrenia, psychosis) are also and actually attempt or succeed at medications to help treat the actual any other medications especially for afflicted with addiction. This is referred taking their own life. Do you feel tired imbalance versus the symptoms. the treatment of psychiatric symptoms. to as “dual diagnosis.” If these disorders and overwhelmed just reading this? They need and deserve a 12-step They believe that if someone chooses go untreated the person suffers miserably Imagine living with it! Believe me, it support program to take medications for depression, with sometimes overwhelming and is difficult enough to live with when The need for them to be able to safely anxiety, or to treat and manage alcohol/ incapacitating symptoms (depending they are taking medications, let alone attend AA/NA without being judged drug cravings, they are not clean and on which disorder) such as auditory or when they are not. Now add this to or ridiculed is imperative. Empathic will end-up depending on / becoming visual hallucinations, chronic insomnia also having an addiction and battling understanding and acceptance while addicted to these medications. Nothing (results in exhaustion), extreme with sobriety and recovery!! they are struggling with much more could be further from the truth. In paranoia; may believe someone is Which came first, the addiction complicated issues and attempting to fact, anti-depressants, anti-anxiety, following them or wants to hurt them, or the mental illness? get better and turn their life around, is and medications for cravings are not in psychosis they may be out of touch It is of course very important to essential to their recovery. addictive and are very necessary to treat with reality or may believe they are distinguish between drug induced It’s not just a matter of the chemical imbalances in the brain. someone else. Depression can render depression or psychosis for example. will power or self-control. Of course, there are some someone incapacitated or suicidal, There are many symptoms caused medications that should generally not leading to death. either by intoxication or withdrawal be prescribed to people with addiction, Bi-Polar Disorder is when which mimic mental health disorders. particularly benzodiazapines (i.e.: someone fluctuates or cycles between Once the person is sober, it can take Giselle Belanger Valium, other tranquilizers) and depression and mania. In mania, several months or longer to determine RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is available narcotic pain killers because they they have extreme energy, may only which came first, the depression/ for appointments in person, by phone, are so addictive. Prescribing pain sleep 3-4 hours a night, may behave hallucinations/ anxiety or the drug or by skype webcam. Contact info: [email protected] Mex cell: killers (analgesics) to a person with in extreme ways such as excessive addiction. 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chemicals to help fight viruses found and a wide variety of vitamin E forms. in mucus membranes. It tastes good And, semillas de calabasa are widely too and can be added grated fresh to used in Mexican cooking. We eat salads, juices, dressings, fruit plates... them roasted on salads and in our Krystal Frost lots of stuff. super food snack. Its one of the main Fermented foods kefir, pasteurized ingredients for Pipian and Moles. pickles, and kombucha are also packed Chicken stock soup with veggies. with probiotics. Probiotics are good I can’t think of one mom that does bacteria that play an important role not use this one. My grandma says It’s that time again. With the protein called gelatin. Although in balancing your body’s microbiome it’s something to do with the chicken weather change comes the crud. gelatin is not a complete protein, it (the trillions of microorganisms fat. I would suggest to make sure it It’s funny that the same foods and contains several important essential that shack up in your body). These is an organic, or at least locally raised prevention are just about the same and nonessential amino acids, healthy bacteria help balance your chicken. Its common name here is for both colds and flu. Colds being including arginine, glycine, and digestion, immunity, and metabolism. caldo de pollo, home made comes bacteria and flu a virus. proline. Add some garlic and veggies. We are not talking about the yogurt with carrots, potatoes, zucchini, “Prevention is the best medicine.” and voilà! Super food (at the farmers’ drinks, or sugar laden yogurts. Look chayote, served with lime, fresh chili By prevention, I mean get that market or organicselect.com) for something natural and add a bit of and cilantro. immune system fluffy and strong. Garlic and onions have long been your own honey to it. We drink a lot Lime juice with water. Do this UPDATE your pantry and fridge with touted as immune builders. Your of kombucha that is made at Organic every morning. I know people that immune-boosting fare! These 10 foods mom knew this ...and Dad too, so it’s Select, it’s great on hot days. swear by this habit. are packed with nutrients that give bug- no news that Allicin, the chemical Sweet Potatoes - This orange root battling and virus-fighting superpowers. compound that gives garlic its vegetable is a staple in many a gym Remedies Bones, marrow, and cartilage pungency, has been shown in studies enthusiast’s diet being rich in beta- There is no point to taking any from grass grazed animals to increase the body’s ability to ward carotene - the reason for the bright antibiotic for a cold or flu. Rather, on boast beneficial nutrients such off bacteria and viruses. orange pigment - which may increase the onset of either... as calcium, magnesium, phosphorus, Citrus fruit or juice contain high T-cell function. We like them whipped 1.- Take 1000 mg of Vit C silicon, sulphur, and iodine. When concentrations of vitamin C, to help up with a sprinkle grated ginger and with zinc, or emergen-C with zinc. cooked, the collagen in bones breaks ward off common colds. Mom knew pink salt as a side dish. I start with 2 a day and take 1 down and, as it cools, turns into a this too... I like the 1000 mg Vit. Mushrooms - Fresh buttons and a day for a month after C with zinc FORTE fizzy tabs that other shroom relatives increase the 2.- Put a drop of hydrogen peroxide in work great when it’s coming on and production of antiviral proteins to each ear and plug your ears with cotton if taken regularly (especially if you kick out foreign microbes that cause 3.- Take 4 propolis (a gift from the travel on airplanes), will reduce risk common colds and is an ally in the bees) drops in the throat every 2 hours of contracting colds or flus. fight against pesky respiratory viruses. (organic-select.com in the PV store) Fresh ginger contains potent Pumpkin seeds have long been 4.- Take propolis with honey or chemicals called sesquiterpenes, praised by nutritionists for their high gordo lobo for cough which target stuffy noses and works zinc content. Zinc is a mineral shown 5.- Sleep 4 extra hours. to suppress coughs. Ingesting to reduce the duration of a cold and 6.- Avoid sugar, milk products, fresh ginger inhibits the attachment improve immune function. Pumpkin and wheat. of rhinoviruses to cells and also seeds are plentiful in the antioxidants 7.- Take lemongrass tea with promotes the secretion of antiviral containing high levels of manganese honey and lime. 8.- Don’t go to work or school to spread it around. 9.- Take neem tea or mico-dosis to knock out the bacteria or virus. 10.- Take aspirin for the body pain. 11.- Get a good therapeutic massage from a pro. And stay out of the sun for a few days.

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2 or three properties on the favorite years. Require a balloon payment  list. Be prepared to make offers and of the entire mortgage at the end of face rejection. Don’t fall in love with the agreed-upon term. Or really Harriet Murray only one property, like a few very reconsider a negotiated cash price much. both buyer and seller can accept. All cash is the best position to be in Recently I noticed a small detail, to make an offer. A foreigner cannot which because of the competition, close “tomorrow”. He must wait on could eliminate my clients the paperwork of the trust. A Mexican considering a specific property. There “Good merchandise finds a ready buyer.” Plautus 200 b.c. can sell quickly to another Mexican were a number of exemptions in the furnishings. We were told How does inventory become parties (lenders) typically can the owners will replace this absorbed in an overbuilt market? control the amount of supply furniture with other pieces. 1.- First, you need to create a in the market as they do My advice: Get this taken care demand for a property. workouts. of ASAP. Take the furniture Traditional ways in the USA, Resales compete with all not included in the sale out Canada and countries with mortgages other resales and the best price right now. Competition is so include a process with resales to usually wins if there is any fierce that any difference, any help get rid of inventory. Developer demand. A buyer’s market is extra work or issue for the inventory can be absorbed with not a good time to sell unless buyer, can disqualify the seller attractive mortgages which the the seller is really motivated. who creates any uncertainness. developer buys to make his product Resale price discounts are Sellers, put your best foot competitive. not according to a formula. forward. It takes as many Mortgage companies and banks Sellers need to be realistic or showings as possible to find handle absorption by renegotiating suffer the consequences. Realtors because no trust is required. I have the buyer. Don’t waste even one the terms of the mortgage. When don’t help by letting the seller set the seen a quicker close take priority over showing with a poor presentation. they have to take the property back, price unless the seller is realistic. an all cash foreigner buyer who needs they release the inventory slowly to In Mexico, a long history of “low a trust. This article is based upon legal not flood the market. In this system, deeds” has caused the government to 3.- What can the seller do? opinions, current practices and my selling for less than tax value does not enact tax laws currently costing the Be sure the buyer is motivated. Do personal experiences in the Puerto create additional taxes for the buyer. buyer an extra tax if they are buying not take it personally if a low offer is Vallarta-Bahia de Banderas areas. I Some municipalities adjust tax values below tax value. This extra cost puts made. Stay in the game. Continue recommend that each potential buyer to reflect the decrease in values in the a limit on what the buyer will pay for communication back and forth with or seller of Mexican real estate conduct marketplace. the property because closing costs the buyer. Determine if incentives his own due diligence and review. Resort areas and in foreign and taxes can be substantial. can keep the price higher. If there countries have fewer mortgages. In 2.- What should buyers know in is no washer and dryer, offer to put these resort areas, fewer properties this market? them in or give a cash payment or are used for mortgage collateral, so Each sale is individual and a buyer price deduction. Pay some of the inventory may be absorbed more will most likely deal only with a buyer’s closing costs. Consider Harriet Murray slowly. There are no third parties seller, not a lender. Buyers should be seller financing. Offer a buyer a 3-5- Can be contacted at taking back inventory. These third patient and do their homework. Keep year term on an amortization of 30 [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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to make the report to Telmex, as the Go to “Advance Settings” and click calls get routed to Mexico City. The “Battery”. Under that, click “Critical number to report internet/line issues, Battery Action” and set it to hibernate. is 050 from your landline phone. Next, click “Critical Battery Level” Following up on an article a few and set it to 5%. weeks ago, about getting the most of Then disconnect the power plug your battery, I thought I’d pass on a and let your laptop to discharge until tip on how to recalibrate your laptop it automatically hibernates. You can paying your provider for, you can go battery. Over time, age, use, and heat still use your computer while doing to www.speedtest.net and just click are some of the factors that affect your this. If you are not going to use your on “begin test”. What you’re looking laptops’ battery life. Your battery may laptop during this period, bring it out I thought I’d pass on a few tips that I for in the test is obviously your final still be good as new, but sometimes of sleep mode periodically to continue often pass along when doing housecalls. download speed to compare it to what the motherboard and Windows may draining the battery. One of the easiest to do and which you’re paying for. Secondly, you’ll misread the actual capacity. Once a Then once the computer has gone helps insure your internet is as fast as want to notice the green graph during year, a calibration will help this. down to the 5% and hibernated, plug possible is just simply restarting your the actual testing. If it’s a straight line, Not allowing your battery to run back in the power and charge up to modem. Most modems have a power that means your internet is stable and from 100 to zero percent can confuse 100%. After calibrating, go back into switch to turn the modem off and back consistent. If it’s a jagged up/down your battery meter and cause its the options you changed above and on again. If not, you can just unplug the graph, that means your internet has capacity to decrease more quickly. make sure that the power settings are power and reconnect it. hiccups and is not optimal. Some laptops come with a utility that set to their normal settings again. Just by simply powering down and Now there are other factors that can helps you automatically calibrate your You may notice more accurate then turning back on your internet affect the speed test, such as possible battery. But in cases where there is battery use. Of course, if your modem, will give it a fresh connection virus infection on the computer you none, here’s how you calibrate your battery is over 3 or 4 years old, it may with your providers servers. may be doing the test on. I like to run Windows laptop manually. simply be worn out and in need of Especially if you’re on the older the speed test 3 times, to get a good First, charge your battery up to 100 replacement. But if this calibration copper wire lines (as I am, sigh…), handle on what speeds and consistency % and let it rest for two hours, but helps, it’s worth the effort of trying. letting the modem reconnect to the I’m getting. If you also hear line noise leaving the laptop plugged in. This That’s all my time for now. If servers gives a new connection. Some when you pick up the phone, that’s a process makes sure the battery is cool you’d like to download this article clients say they go months without clear indication that there are issues while charging and you can still use it or previous ones, you can do so at restarting their modem. I like to restart on your line. Most copper line Telmex while doing this charging. Next, click www.RonnieBravo.com and click on my modem once a day, but even once installations here in Vallarta need to the battery icon located at the lower “articles”. See you again next week... a week will give you an improvement have their connections cleaned and/or right corner of your laptop. Click until then, remember only safe Internet! in speed and stability of internet. This recut every 2 or 3 years, as corrosion “more power options” to access your is important, especially of you like to from the rains can cause connections computer’s power management settings do a lot of online streaming, as many to not be in good shape, at the post on in the Windows Control Panel. In the of us do down here now. the street, and/or at the box coming Power Management settings, click Ronnie Bravo It will take a minute or two for the into your residence. “Choose when to turn off the display” can be found at CANMEX Computers. modem to reconnect with your service If you have line issues like that, you’ll link found at the left side corner. www.RonnieBravo.com Sales, Repairs, Data Recovery, Networking, Wi-Fi, hardware providers servers, but after that, need to make a report with Telmex and It will take you to the page where you upgrades, Graphic Design, House-calls you’ll probably notice less buffering have them do the maintenance on your can edit your power settings. Click available. Cellular 044-322-157-0688 in your online streaming. To check lines. Make sure you have someone “Change Advance Power Settings.” or just email to [email protected] your actual speeds vs what you’re with you that speaks decent Spanish The “Power Options” box will appear. 37

find Dorado from 15 to 30 lbs. here as well. My prediction is a 10-hour fishing trip will most likely put you Stan Gabruk on a Blue or Black Marlin, then again (Owner of Master Baiter's Sportfishing & Tackle) my crystal ball is a little murky. The area from El Moro to the point of Punta Mita is alive again with Sailfish and Dorado to 25 lbs. The Just when you think you have area off Punta Mita has shown signs things figured out, all tied up with a of Rooster fish in the 40-lb range, but nice fish bow, everything changes. again nothing is predictable and the You’ll find Marlin at the deep water surf line will always have Roosters. locations here in our world class If you hit one, it will most likely be fishing grounds. Then again, you smaller if at all. Then again, anything could find a freak Marlin around Los is possible with the Sardines moving Arcos. With massive amounts of bait in. Some Striped Marlin have shown been on fire! For now anything is moving into the area -as is normal for up lately right on time, running in the possible in the bay and short day trips this time of the year- freaky fishing 250-lb range. With eight hours you can produce memories for a lifetime. is possible. Now you may ask “What can most assuredly find some arm- Water temps have been up and does that mean?” Well, when you burning action. down. Last week we had 87-degree see a 600-lb Blue Marlin boated in Inside the bay is where we are temps at Corbeteña, this week it’s the bay, that’s “freaky”. finding surprises daily. 100-lb 84, a significant drop - which is As the opening paragraph Sailfish have been caught here in more comfortable for the local fish indicates, the fishing is erratic and seem to lock themselves into this the last week. One freak Marlin population. Inside the bay it’s a brisk unpredictable these days. The main idea that it’s either El Banco or we’ll this week weighed 600 lbs., caught 82oF, as the whales like it. When it reason for this is the massive amounts go to Corbeteña looking for world over the channel at Los Arcos! comes to bait in the bay, when we of Krill Squid half an inch in length. class species. The local secret is Highly unusual, but again with see the Whales, we know we’ll have But there are still incredible amounts that anywhere in between these two massive amounts of bait it’s not what I call feeder baits. Krill squid of Flying fish, Sardines, Goggle Eyes locations are fertile fishing grounds. that surprising. Needle fish are now and shrimp of half an inch in length and the list goes on. Because of this Ten miles off The Rock heading in the bay anywhere from 20 to 35 are like clouds in the water. Sardines you could possibly find larger species north you’ll find a deep canyon that lbs. Strong fighters, they’re a little are moving in with bait balls the size in the bay than at Corbeteña hitting a has produced many a tournament weird looking with a small bill like a of a Mack truck drawing attention. freak Marlin! But you can’t plan on winner. This area could be better Sailfish’s. Jack Crevalle are around Flying fish are near the point, any of that, so if you’re looking for than El Banco or Corbeteña on any the river mouths and moving into the drawing in every hungry fish around. Marlin you’re still better off taking a given day. For now this entire area, middle of the bay chasing bait. Sierra The bite has been a moving target as ten-hour trip to Corbetena. In fact, including El Banco (which is nice to Mackerel are delicious but normally of late, so be where you want to be by anywhere between Corbeteña and finally talk about) is alive with Black not much larger than 20 lbs., don’t 8 a.m to be safe! El Banco can produce tournament Marlin to 400 lbs. and Blue Marin pass them up as they’re great eating. Until next week, don’t forget to winning sized fish, it just depends in the same size range. Sailfish are The area around La Cruz marina has kiss Your Fish! on how lucky you are. Many people roaming everywhere and you’ll also been very active and on days it’s 38

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